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Pam: Ah, come on.
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Clock your skinny ass out already,
and let's go get outside some drinks.
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Ugh. I can't. I have to cover her stupid
phone in case some stupid pirates call...
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With a stupid ransom demand
for Mr. Stupid Archer.
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Malory:
Carol? Carol. Have they called?
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Ma'am. But rest assured
I'll let you know the minute they do.
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Malory:
Rest? My god, who can rest?
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Not me, apparently.
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Or me. I have to re-do
the annual budget...
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Because she's blowing it all on this
so-called rescue of Archer.
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Well, his plane did crash,
and a distress signal was last heard...
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Coming from a known
pirate fortress, so...
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So? That doesn't mean ray and Lana
have to bankrupt Isis getting there.
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Gillette: Oh, would you relax?
You rent a boat, that money's gone.
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This way, we can sell it when we're done.
I bet it'll come out cheaper.
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I wasn't talking about the boat.
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I think 5 grand for the week was a steal.
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Look at him, he is live.
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So a twink escort you rent, but...
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That's different. Well, they did ask if I
wanted to actually buy him, but I thought...
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That I'd be weird about it?
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That I, perhaps due to my race,
might have a problem...
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With the concept
of owning a human being?
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I actuallyjust thought
I'd get tired of him.
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You? Mr. Can't-even-commit-to-a-pet?
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Yeah, hi, two cats. One of whom
I think has fip, so commit that.
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You know how hard I worked
on this budget?
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Nights, weekends, canceled my vacation,
and now it's all wasted.
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Wasted, exactly, let's go be that.
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Come on, happy hour at pita Margarita's,
chicka-chicka-chow!
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Ugh, is that what it sounds like?
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Only if it sounds like a shitload
of Tequila and some a-rab hoagies.
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Malory: How dare you?
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Arab, sorry.
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Oh, shut up. How can you even think
about happy hour at a time like this?
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When probably as we speak, my
poor sterling is being tortured by pirates.
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Heh-heh-heh, I wish. What?
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Wish you wouldn't say that.
Because I'm sure he's not being tortured.
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[Archer screaming]
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Archer: Oh, my god, stop, stop.
Seriously, I can't take anymore.
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Whoo! Ha, ha. That was insane.
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[Knocking on door]
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I never even heard of that position.
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Did the missionaries not swing by here?
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Excuse me? Sorry, pirate king Archer?
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What? Noah.
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Ready for the morning briefing?
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Noah, I'm half drunk and slathered
in every bodily fluid there is.
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So, yeah, this is about as pirate-kingy
as I'm gonna get. Brief away.
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Okay, item one. The...
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Yes, sir?
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Good morning.
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Noah: Okay. Item one.
The huge morale problem.
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Archer:
How do we have a morale problem?
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Well, first of all...
Come on, karaoke night's a big hit.
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[Singing in malay]
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Archer:
We have an awesome feast every night.
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Not to mention intramural lacrosse.
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[Laughing]
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How can they have low morale?
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Well, besides all of those things,
they haven't been paid.
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So pay them. What do you need,
new payroll software?
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Cyril always handled that.
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Payroll, budgets.
He's a genius at that crap.
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[Imitating malory] Just find the money,
cyril. You're an accounting genius, cyril.
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[In normal voice]
That's right, you bitch.
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I said it. So good luck finding
all these Swiss accounts.
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[Laughing maniacally]
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Pam: What you doing? Ah!
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Hey, Pam, heh.
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No, we don't...
Dealing with disgruntled employees...
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Pam's great at that.
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Is that Internet porn?
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Uh, yup. Just, um... justjacking it.
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Can I watch?
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Or is that weird?
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Uh, it's kind of weird.
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[Whispers] Is it?
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Mmm, yes.
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It's because she's such a good listener.
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And she sounds lovely. But you don't
need an hr rep and payroll software...
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Well, it couldn't hurt.
Sir, please. Pirates work for shares...
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And since you became a pirate king,
there hasn't been any Booty, so...
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Gonna have to disagree with you, buddy.
From pirated ships.
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Oh, I thought you meant from all the...
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Native girls, right, no.
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Sorry, I don't know
all the pirate terms yet.
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Well, that's a common one.
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I'm new. To all of this, all right?
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Especially the actual,
you know, piracy part.
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Archer:
It's not really what I expected.
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Damn it, I said get over there.
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For the jillionth time,
nobody is raping anybody.
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Actually, no, you know what?
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Nobody gets anything
because I'm letting him go.
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[Pirates muttering]
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Shut up. He's a small-business owner.
If he loses his ship, he'll be ruined.
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You can go. Oh, but can we get
about 50 pounds of tuna steaks?
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Which you let him talk you down to 20.
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You know what kind of margins
those guys work on?
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I actually don't.
Well, nice Ph.D.
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My field's anthropology. And I'm
actually just a doctoral candidate.
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Or I was, until these guys captured
my research vessel and enslaved me.
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Ugh. Not this again.
So I was thinking, if you freed me...
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You're my translator, I need you.
That's why I made you first mate.
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Which also went over pretty badly.
Yeah, people hate you.
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So let's put a pin
in the whole manu-mission thing.
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But——
Noah. Morale's low enough as it is.
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Oh, and I bet I know who's to blame.
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Yeah. No kidding.
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I'm not kidding, this Archer guy's
gonna get you all killed. He...
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Archer: Riley. Archer.
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What a coincidence.
I was just talking about you.
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With who? That little shit
doesn't speak English.
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I do little bit. No, you don't.
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And correct syntax is "with whom."
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Man, that is not gonna help morale.
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Yeah, bucky's an incorrigible gossip.
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Who... to whom
you are forbidden to speak.
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I locked you here
so you couldn't contact my mother...
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Not so you could,
whatever, sow disharmony.
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You're sowing plenty all by yourself.
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Let's face it, kid,
you're a bust as a pirate king.
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King, exactly.
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Unless you want to spend the afternoon
with a bunch of scorpions...
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Don't forget it.
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And remember, this is a rescue mission.
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[Heard you.
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Don't charge in there all crazy,
machine-gunning everything in sight.
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When have I...?
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I'm sure you'd love it if sterling
were killed in some huge crossfire.
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No, I wouldn't.
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Let's just try to control all your
jealousy and, ugh, sexual frustration.
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Oh, no, you're breaking up.
Malory: Lana...
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I mean, am ijealous because Archer
gets preferential treatment?
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Yes. But, ha! Am I still attracted to him?
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I mean, come on.
Is a pig's ass pork?
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I'm sorry, did you wanna hear what I think,
or just what you wanna hear?
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Ahh. He asked, pretty sarcastically.
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[Bucky shouting in malay]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, bucky. What is this?
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We hold erection for king.
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Well, that's flattering.
It's not really necessary.
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He means "elections."
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Oh, well, that makes more... wait, what?
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Time for new king.
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[Pirates chattering in malay]
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Okay, pirates. Hey, take a knee.
Noah, you wanna...?
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That won't translate.
It's like last week when you said:
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"Lend me your ears," and they were like:
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[Speaks in malay]
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Damn it.
I can't do idioms. Sorry.
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Shut up.
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Then unshut up, and tell them
that I understand their frustration.
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But do you?
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[Speaking in malay]
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But you don't change horses in...
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Idiom, idiom. Right.
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All right. Now is not the time
for a new king.
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[Speaking in malay]
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Because the king is strong.
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[Speaking in malay]
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If you so strong, melawan raja.
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Pirate: Yeah, melawan raja!
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What's melawan raja?
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Oh, king fight. If the king loses
to a challenger in one-on-one combat...
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He has to step down. Or just be dead.
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Since when? Oh, since 19-always.
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Did you not read
the orientation materials?
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More skimmed it.
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Enough talk, melawan raja.
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Okay, bucky, take it easy.
We'll melawan raja.
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Oh, one thing...
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Noah, shut up and translate.
I accept your challenge.
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Okay.
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[Speaking in malay]
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Because your mouth's been writing checks
your butt can't cash.
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[Speaks in malay]
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Do you even know what an idiom is?
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Colloquial metaphor.
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No, it... well, okay, actually, yes,
but really, I think this is a bad idea.
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I'm not remunerating you to think, Noah.
Even if you weren't a slave.
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And your three-fifths of an opinion
is noted, so... oh, sweet Jesus Jones.
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[Roars then growls]
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See, bucky doesn't have to fight you
himself. He can choose a stand-in.
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Who is huge.
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That's what I was...
Why didn't he come out for lacrosse?
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Ha! You lucky I do not let him.
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Let him?
Oh, he's bucky's girlfriend.
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[Growling]
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Way to eschew traditional
gender roles, pirates.
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I know, they're fascinating.
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Now we melawan raja. And then we see
who is bucktooth little shit.
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Yeah, it'll still be you. Listen.
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[Roars]
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Melawan raja!
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[Pirates chanting]
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Hey, maybe there's a way to make
some money on this. Bet on me.
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I would, but who'd bet on...?
Wait, don't you have that backwards?
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Lana:
No. Because you know what I bet?
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Gillette:
I bet I know you're gonna tell me.
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I bet after we zodiac in past the reef,
take out at least one op...
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Make our way through a jungle full
of claymores, neutralize the Garrison...
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And extract that kidnapped getting-ass
son of a bitch, he's gonna be all like:
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[Imitates Archer] Meh!
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[In normal voice] Like this whole thing was
all just part of some dumbshit master plan.
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Gillette: She said, trying to convince
herself she no longer ached for his... ow!
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I'm sorry,
what were you gonna say?
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Cock.
Suck it. Because I'm still the king.
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[Whimpering]
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This no fair. You break rules.
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What rules? We're pirates.
Melawan raja means hand-hand combat.
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No guns. Oh, boo-hoo.
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Show me. Show me where it says that.
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[Muttering]
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Take your time. I'm hourly.
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I know it's in here somewhere.
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Damn it. Okay, maybe it does not say this
exact words, but everybody knows.
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Nope. Fair is...
Well, it wasn't exactly fair...
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But since it wasn't expressly forbidden,
tough titties.
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Wow, I never realized
how much we rely on idioms.
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You win this round, Archer.
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But every dog has his day.
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See? Idiom.
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And when that day come, bucky make
you sorry. Bucky make you say...
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Riley [over pa]:
Mayday, mayday, mayday.
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This is rip Riley calling Isis, over.
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Noah. Oh, that's not me.
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I know that.
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Oh, damn, is that the pa? Way to
eschew traditional labeling, pirates.
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Fascinating. Because since when
is there a radio in the damn dungeon?
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God, you really should have read
your orientation materials.
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Noah! Radio room.
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Mayday, mayday, mayday,
this is rip Riley calling Isis. Mayday.
235
00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:59,636
Malory: Rip?
Oh, finally. Malory, listen to me very...
236
00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:01,554
How's sterling? Is he hurt or...?
237
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,557
Oh, god, have the pirates tortured him?
238
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,685
Uh, no. Oh, thank god, I was...
239
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,812
Wait, are you under duress?
240
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,941
If you are, key your handset twice.
241
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,567
Riley: I'm not under duress, I...
242
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,654
Oh, that's exactly what you'd say
if you were under duress, so...
243
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:21,616
Malory, I don't have a lot of time,
so please listen very carefully.
244
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,826
I'm listening. Your son is...
245
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:24,994
Archer: No!
246
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,204
[Gunshot]
247
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,081
Oh, my. Carol. Somebody.
248
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:32,168
What?
Sterling. I think he's been shot.
249
00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,003
Oh, my god.
250
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,755
So can I go home?
251
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,299
Archer:
I told you, I'm not going anywhere.
252
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:42,262
Especially not back to Isis,
and especially not now that I just shot...
253
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,847
What I assume was the only radio.
254
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:48,685
Uh, yeah, "see about getting
a backup radio" was item five.
255
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,563
And item one is:
Riley, get your ass back in your cell.
256
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,024
Um, sorry, item one's
actually the morale problem.
257
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,026
Noah!
More like potential mutiny.
258
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,361
Ha, ha. Yeah, right?
259
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:02,657
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and change
"morale problem" to "potential mutiny."
260
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:06,703
No. You're not. Because there
is no mutiny, potential or othennise.
261
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,621
[Bucky shouting in malay]
262
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,164
[Pirates shouting in malay]
263
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:11,582
So is that malay for...?
264
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,209
"Mutiny," yes. Yeah, yeah.
265
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:16,546
So I guess I should upgrade it
from "potential" to...?
266
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,965
Incipient? Ooh, nice.
267
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,675
No. Do not upgrade that mutiny.
268
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:25,555
Noah, I will tell you when it's time
to upgrade the damn...
269
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:30,560
Mutiny. Okay.
So, what comes after incipient?
270
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:33,313
In progress. Nailed it.
271
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,736
[High-pitched ringing]
272
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:43,740
Oh, this is great.
This is just great for my ears.
273
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,909
This is what I was talking about
with the whole tinnitus thing.
274
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,454
You hear that high-pitched whine?
It's like...
275
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,289
[Noah squealing]
276
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,752
Ah! What? Well, for one thing...
277
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:58,087
I'm kind of regretting
making you first mate.
278
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:01,215
Yeah, me too. Now I'm management.
279
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,508
Archer. Archer: What?
280
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,760
Shut up. Noah.
281
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,512
What?
What did you say about a backup radio?
282
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,016
That we need one. It's item five.
283
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,768
Oh, well, that's just...
284
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:12,977
[Pounding]
285
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,395
A battering ram?
286
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,483
[Shouting in malay]
287
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:23,196
What was that? What did he say?
"We're going to kill you."
288
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:27,116
Oh, thought they were surrendering.
Why? Why would you think that?
289
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,577
Well, they did before.
For no good reason.
290
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:33,623
At least then we had assault weapons.
Now we've only got... give me that.
291
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:37,960
Yeah, go nuts, Sundance, it's empty.
Riley: It's empty because you emptied it...
292
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,506
Into the only radio on the island.
All six, right in the 10 ring.
293
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:45,301
Well, congratulations. We're trapped.
We're not...
294
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,262
Trapped. Okay, yeah, we're trapped.
295
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,307
Uh, hey, gang? Why don't we just use that?
296
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,435
Well, we're obviously gonna use that.
297
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:57,730
[Pirates gasp]
298
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:58,940
[Pirate speaks in malay]
299
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:02,860
No. No hantu. They not ghosts.
They just white.
300
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,612
Racist.
301
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,280
You're racist.
302
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:11,911
Those dirty pirate bastards.
They killed my baby boy.
303
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,705
Hey, hey, hey,
you don't know that for sure yet.
304
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:15,915
[Gasps]
305
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,962
You're right.
That sound could've been anything.
306
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:22,088
Like a firecracker.
Orientals are crazy for firecrackers.
307
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,714
Oh, my god, and rice.
308
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,216
Maybe rip shot a pirate...
309
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:28,845
And sterling yelled "no" because
he didn't want to give away their position.
310
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,639
And opium.
Yes, you know, I bet they've escaped.
311
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:32,849
Oh, my god. And rice.
312
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:36,769
Because if anyone can escape from
a pirate fortress, it's sterling and rip.
313
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,855
Especially if they cooperate.
314
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,023
Damn it, quit stepping on my hands, idiot.
315
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,900
Quit bossing me around. You're not...
316
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,361
Wait, tell me there's no chance
you're my father.
317
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,531
Not unless you're 15.
Oh, thank god.
318
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:53,202
The feeling's mutual. Because if my son
was as big a bonehead as you...
319
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,371
You have a son? Huh?
320
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:56,873
No. Then shut up.
321
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,876
Noah, where the hell does this go?
I don't know, down?
322
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:04,213
Wow, you're only a doctoral candidate?
Hey, guy. My field's anthropology.
323
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,841
Heh, heh, good luck with the job hunt.
Heh, right?
324
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,385
Not that it's your business,
but I plan to teach.
325
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:10,720
Anthropology.
326
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,055
Wha...? Yes.
To anthropology majors?
327
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,265
Noah: Hey, you know what?
328
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,559
Thus continuing the circle
of "why bother?"
329
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,979
Oh. Anthropology is
a very important field of study.
330
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:24,317
Ha! I'm pretty sure somebody's already
named all the different spiders.
331
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,068
Noah: That's arachnology!
332
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,405
I know. Equally huge waste of time.
333
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,616
Noah: Yeah, and speaking of,
can we go back up?
334
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,826
Oh, my god. Uh...
335
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,705
Not really. Why? Just curious.
336
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,374
Go, go, go.
337
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,335
Archer: Aah! Noah: Ow!
338
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,047
Oh, shi...
339
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:48,090
[Laughing]
340
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,467
[High-pitched ringing]
341
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:52,053
Archer: Look, no grenade
is a good grenade. Okay?
342
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,262
[Noah honking]
343
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:56,933
But that was just a flashbang grenade.
Still super-bad for your ears.
344
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:01,938
So when we get out of here, you should
go see my ent doctor, he's good.
345
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,899
How the hell are we supposed
to get out of here?
346
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,108
Isn't this your cell?
347
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,110
Yes.
So how'd you get out before?
348
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,112
I bribed bucky.
349
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:12,448
What? That is annoying as shit.
350
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:16,077
And I doubt we can bribe bucky again,
since I crippled his girlfriend.
351
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,538
So, what are we supposed to do now?
352
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,289
I don't know.
353
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,124
But I may as well go home and rest.
354
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,461
If they haven't escaped already,
Lana will be there any time now...
355
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:29,048
And she'll get them out. And it's not
like I can do anything from here.
356
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,217
Exactly. So why do I have to stay?
357
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:35,596
Because Lana may call.
Or because I said so. Pick one.
358
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,223
[Snoring]
359
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,225
Just jacking it.
360
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,435
[Whistles]
361
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,896
Oh, my god.
And why the hell are you still here?
362
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:48,734
Um, I... this is, uh... what was I doing?
363
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:52,405
Whatever it was, you better pray
it had about three coats of scotchgard.
364
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,823
And that it wasn't...
365
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,533
[Farts]
366
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,743
Cyril: Ugh. Pam.
367
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:58,953
Ugh!
368
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,247
[Fart squeaks]
369
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,794
Lana: His narrow twinky ass better not
steal the boat, is all I'm saying.
370
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,631
Oh, and just before we get in there,
I am not still attracted to Archer.
371
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,176
I'm sure he's still attracted to me.
I mean, you know, he'd have to be...
372
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,637
Blind not to, um...
373
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,807
I'm so sorry about that. Does it hurt?
374
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,561
Ray, seriously, I'm sorry.
375
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,666
Oh, now you're giving me the silent
treatment? What, are you 6?
376
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:27,857
[Gasps]
377
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,359
Gillette: No. Just professional.
378
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,778
Hey, pirates.
379
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,280
Archer:
Okay, then how about this?
380
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,198
We set Noah on fire...
Wait. What?
381
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,993
And when they come to put him out,
we overpower them.
382
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,494
Don't have a lighter.
383
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,163
Well, then I'm out of ideas.
384
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:45,666
And also out of luck. Heh-heh-heh.
385
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,669
Because no rescue for you, Archer.
386
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:53,924
We catch your friends on beachy.
My...? Ray? Holy shit, where'd you...
387
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:57,386
Get that eye patch?
What, are you in pirate disguise?
388
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,347
Great job, buddy. Looks great.
389
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:04,393
Lana? You came all this way?
To rescue me?
390
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,562
Oh, my god. Archer, don't you...
391
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,689
Still got it pretty bad for me, huh?
392
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,441
Archer.
393
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:11,776
[Chuckling]
394
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,946
Archer. Don't you dare say...
Whoo!
395
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,109
[English - us - psdh]
396
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:57,709
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