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Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
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Hi, guys!
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It's me, Abbie Rose.
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And today we're gonna be talking
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about a new trend that I love.
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Florals, sparkles, fur!
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A female Nutrocon employee
settled out of court today.
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Ending
the last of six lawsuits
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filed against the cosmetic giant
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over sexual misconduct
in the workplace.
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Nutrocon stock continues
to ex-ex-explode!
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The company executes its
growth strategy by acquisition,
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buying four companies this week.
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Hi guys, I wanted
to show you all
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a behind the scenes look
at Studio Abbie Rose.
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In the beginning, I
did this all myself,
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but when you have so many fans
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it is just impossible
to keep up.
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So I have my amazing
team of interns
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who help with my content
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at Le house of Abbie.
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Hello?
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Oh my God. It's really you.
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Hi!
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You must be the new girl.
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Trendygirl something, right?
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99, Trendygirl99.
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I have liked, like, every
single one of your posts
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and I'm usually one of the
first people to comment too.
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Right!
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Come in and meet the team.
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Use the smudge
tool, not the blur.
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And fix that unevenness
in my cheek right there.
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I am never using
that photographer again.
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So, the team comes
in every Wednesday
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from noon until around 6:00.
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Once a week isn't
usually enough.
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So you all get weekly
assignments to do remotely
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on your free time, of course.
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That's so cool.
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Abbie, can we take
our lunch break now?
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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There's sandwiches
for you in the fridge.
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Why are you using that photo?
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The lighting is so inconsistent!
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This is a brand you're
working with here.
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I am a brand now!
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If a single post doesn't fit,
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that could be the
end of all of this!
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Oh, no.
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It is crazy the kind
of influence you have
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when everyone knows who you are.
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So did you have any questions?
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Um, yeah, the
post didn't mention
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if there was any pay.
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Oh, uh,
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yeah, this is an
unpaid internship.
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Okay.
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But there is room for growth.
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I have been thinking
about hiring
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a full-time assistant.
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I've just been giving
it a little bit of time
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to decide who on the team
really fits my je ne sais quoi.
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Okay, awesome!
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Oh, okay.
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Well, welcome to the team.
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Sorry.
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What was your name?
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It's-
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- Abbie?
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There's only ham
sandwiches here.
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Some of us are vegan, remember?
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Can't you just
take the meat out?
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There's veggies on there too
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and cheese!
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Everyone loves cheese.
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Cheese is murder.
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How are
you guys so picky?
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What the hell?
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I can't believe you turned
down a Nutrocon deal.
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It's not about the money.
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Oh, right.
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It's about the
artistic integrity.
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Well, the whole reason
I started doing this
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was so I wouldn't have
to work a 9:00 to 5:00.
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It was hard at first,
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but I think I
finally figured out
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a way to make it work for me.
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At first?
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You just said you
couldn't go out
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because money's tight.
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I have interns to feed.
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And have you seen
how much they charge
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for an avocado these days?
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Well, you know who
just got a Nutrocon deal?
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LisaXoX and she just
made another post
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about how you copied
her summer trends video.
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Oh, that bitch is
just trying to get me
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to make some sappy
apology video.
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Oh, I fucking hate that bitch.
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And maybe you should.
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It would get so many views
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'cause she's like a full
blown celebrity now,
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not just some
influencer vlogger.
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No offense.
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You need to engage in the drama.
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Like what's the point of
having so many followers
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if you don't do
something big like-
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- Okay! Whatever.
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There are way more important
things going on in the world
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than some stupid feud
between me and Lisa.
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Oh, it's them again.
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Answer it!
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All right!
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Jeez.
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All right, Skylar.
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I'll talk to you later.
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Milk 'em dry, girl.
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Milk 'em dry!
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Abbie, it's Brad,
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one of the executives
at Digital Famous Media.
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Hi.
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Yeah, I remember you
from the meeting.
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My assistant Taylor told me
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about your
conversation yesterday
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and I just wanted to
reach out personally.
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He did mention the offer
was for 200 grand, right?
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Nutrocon wants you
all over this new line
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with multiple posts a day
on different platforms,
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a couple of events a
week, and there's nine
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- countries to be-
- Look.
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I don't wanna come off as
being ungrateful or anything,
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and you guys have been
getting me great campaigns,
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but I just feel like
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I'm being a bit low-balled here.
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- Low-balled?
- By the time I'm done,
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75K goes to taxes.
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I have a monthly
mortgage on a house,
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six interns I have to feed,
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and a shit ton of
freelancers to pay.
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Abbie, I'm gonna lay this out
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and you're gonna
shut up and listen.
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Then you can decide to
take it or leave it.
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The only reason we're
not passing the sale
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on to the next girl in our
list of 400 influencers
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is because we've already
invested years of our time
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into making your name big enough
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to even get an offer like this,
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because that's what we do.
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The point of all this is to
make you a household name,
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a trusted name,
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a name that sells.
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If you don't want that,
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then we can't work
with you anymore.
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Uh, no I'm-
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- You're how old now?
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29?
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How much longer can you keep
running your brand like this?
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People wanna party
where you party
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in the clubs, in the
clothes you party in.
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People want what is hot now.
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Do you wanna go all the way
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and secure your future
in this industry
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or do you wanna
just get a real job?
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Okay.
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I knew you'd come around.
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But I want 500,000.
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Both my channel
and my photo posts
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have over 1 million
followers each
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with an over 6%
engagement rate, okay?
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These are loyal consumers,
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not just people flipping
through a magazine, okay?
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So I want 500,000.
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300.
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And if you think you're gonna
get more than that, you're out
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- of your goddamn mind.
- 400,000 and I will
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shove that makeup so
far down their throats
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they will be gagging for weeks.
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That's why we love you, Abbie.
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We're totally going to send you
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to a rave on an island for this.
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Oh, can you get a pic
of me with these earrings?
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The brand just paid me
to tag them in a post.
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They're so hot.
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You can have them.
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I only wear genuine silver.
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Everything else
hurts my ear holes.
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Oh, shit.
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There's this girl
I've been texting.
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She tryin' to smash, bro.
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- Is that her?
- Yeah.
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Yo, Abbie!
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Oh, shit, shit.
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It's Justin.
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Why won't this guy
just leave me alone?
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His friend though.
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Oh my God.
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- Yo Abbie. What's up?
- Oh, hey, Justin.
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So glad to run into you.
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Hey Skylar, this is
my buddy Juaquin.
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Hi, Juaquin.
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Hey, let's take a selfie.
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Oh.
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Yeah, you look so good.
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Hey, I got some bomb
ass coke and a booth.
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Let's hit it.
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I'm gonna need another
one of these, please.
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Abbie!
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Oh my God, I actually found you.
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I was in the area and
then I saw your post
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and I thought it'd be cool
to come and try and find you!
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Oh my god, that's so funny.
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I love your outfit.
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It looks a lot like mine.
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Uh, look, sorry.
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I'm actually with
some people over there
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and it's their table, not mine.
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So I can't really just like
invite just anyone over there.
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So I'm gonna have to go.
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But it was so nice of
you to come and say hi
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and I will see you next week.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Yo, this place sucks balls
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and not in the good way.
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Ew.
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Let's go back to my place.
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I gotta call it a night.
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I have work to do.
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Oh, come on.
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Yeah, come on.
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Sorry, guys.
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You know I have my weekly
vlog upload on Wednesdays
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and it's almost midnight.
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My place isn't even that far.
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Just come for a little bit.
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It's not like you gotta be
anywhere in the morning.
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Uh, what does that mean?
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I work my ass off, okay?
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Talk to me after
you've spent 72 hours
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editing a video on suspenders.
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Okay, just sleep it off, okay?
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Well maybe I'm not that tired.
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Well, maybe I am.
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Well, then we can just cuddle.
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How about next time?
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Mm, never.
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Or when you least expect it.
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Okay, get off, asshole.
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She's probably on her period.
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I swear to God, Justin,
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I will mace the shit out of you!
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Guys?
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This isn't funny.
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What?
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You are not alone.
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Don't fucking scream.
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That was easy.
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Speak for yourself.
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She just kneed me in the dick.
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God, I get so
tingly down there
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whenever an assignment
starts, don't you?
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Only when I watch Marie
Kondo tutorials online.
266
00:18:45,131 --> 00:18:46,967
Yeah, I don't watch that shit.
267
00:18:58,176 --> 00:19:00,512
Who chose these anyways?
268
00:19:00,547 --> 00:19:03,283
A little on the nose,
don't you think?
269
00:19:05,719 --> 00:19:07,187
What the hell, Five?
270
00:19:08,721 --> 00:19:10,322
Oh, I'm sorry. I
couldn't help myself.
271
00:19:10,355 --> 00:19:11,825
These things are
just too creepy.
272
00:19:11,857 --> 00:19:13,058
What are you doing out here?
273
00:19:13,092 --> 00:19:14,927
Aren't you supposed to be
in there helping Three?
274
00:19:14,961 --> 00:19:15,560
She's fine.
275
00:19:15,595 --> 00:19:16,629
She can hold down the fort.
276
00:19:16,662 --> 00:19:18,731
She knows some
serious kung-fu shit.
277
00:19:18,765 --> 00:19:20,099
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
278
00:19:20,132 --> 00:19:23,169
I will kung-fu you
right in fucking half
279
00:19:23,201 --> 00:19:24,903
if you mess with me again.
280
00:19:24,936 --> 00:19:27,238
- Okay, okay.
- Don't you ever
281
00:19:27,272 --> 00:19:28,942
jump up on a lady like that.
282
00:19:34,114 --> 00:19:35,314
So worth it.
283
00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:47,160
We heard the big news.
284
00:19:47,192 --> 00:19:50,462
They probably didn't mention
this in your contract,
285
00:19:50,496 --> 00:19:54,901
but there are some
extra responsibilities
286
00:19:58,605 --> 00:20:01,074
that come with a job like this.
287
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,514
You know, I've heard
288
00:20:08,547 --> 00:20:10,683
you haven't been late
to post in eight years.
289
00:20:11,549 --> 00:20:14,287
I really admire that dedication.
290
00:20:17,057 --> 00:20:18,758
Why isn't
she ready yet?
291
00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:21,359
I've got
this under control.
292
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,761
It's already 1:00.
293
00:20:22,795 --> 00:20:25,098
We need this
thing up by 6:00 AM.
294
00:20:25,131 --> 00:20:26,733
Four, calm down.
295
00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:28,500
It takes
her an entire week
296
00:20:28,535 --> 00:20:29,769
to make one of these videos.
297
00:20:29,803 --> 00:20:32,105
If we don't hurry
the fuck up right...
298
00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:35,941
Do you know
anything about negotiation?
299
00:20:35,974 --> 00:20:37,709
You've gotta lay the groundwork
300
00:20:37,743 --> 00:20:40,045
before people will
do anything for you.
301
00:20:40,747 --> 00:20:42,749
So either chill
302
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,652
or get the fuck out.
303
00:20:59,632 --> 00:21:00,533
No!
304
00:21:00,566 --> 00:21:02,168
On the spectrum much?
305
00:21:02,201 --> 00:21:03,935
I know this is
your first assignment
306
00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:05,572
but if you want this to work
307
00:21:05,605 --> 00:21:07,740
don't touch anything!
308
00:21:28,294 --> 00:21:29,262
Do it.
309
00:21:41,207 --> 00:21:43,175
- Ooh.
- Yeah.
310
00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:44,076
Dope.
311
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,080
Hey, everyone.
312
00:21:49,114 --> 00:21:51,284
I had such a great
birthday weekend.
313
00:21:51,317 --> 00:21:52,518
I am.
314
00:21:52,550 --> 00:21:54,352
Such a great birthday weekend.
315
00:21:54,385 --> 00:21:55,421
A great birthday weekend.
316
00:21:55,453 --> 00:21:57,188
I am wiped!
317
00:21:57,221 --> 00:21:59,458
And it didn't quite
go exactly as planned
318
00:21:59,491 --> 00:22:00,960
but it was a blast.
319
00:22:00,993 --> 00:22:03,394
And I was still able to find
320
00:22:03,429 --> 00:22:04,630
this random nail polish line
321
00:22:04,663 --> 00:22:06,565
that has the coolest colors.
322
00:22:36,863 --> 00:22:38,998
We don't wanna
have to hurt you, Abbie.
323
00:22:39,031 --> 00:22:44,403
But I think I've proved that
I can if need be, right?
324
00:22:45,637 --> 00:22:48,774
Look, all you gotta do
is a couple of videos
325
00:22:48,807 --> 00:22:51,310
and we'll be out of your hair.
326
00:22:51,344 --> 00:22:53,813
What the fuck?
327
00:22:53,846 --> 00:22:56,281
Now, don't
fucking scream.
328
00:22:56,315 --> 00:22:57,449
Ow!
329
00:22:57,482 --> 00:22:58,617
Ow!
330
00:22:58,651 --> 00:23:00,954
I can tell
that you're a tough one.
331
00:23:00,987 --> 00:23:02,021
You're gonna be okay.
332
00:23:02,054 --> 00:23:05,191
We're linked up!
333
00:23:06,291 --> 00:23:07,092
Please don't hurt me!
334
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:09,228
Whatever I did,
I swear, I swear,
335
00:23:09,261 --> 00:23:10,828
I won't do it again.
336
00:23:10,863 --> 00:23:13,298
It's all
part of the job, Abbie.
337
00:23:15,401 --> 00:23:16,970
Now clean yourself up.
338
00:23:17,002 --> 00:23:18,069
You don't want your fans
339
00:23:18,104 --> 00:23:19,505
to think you forgot
this week, right?
340
00:23:25,310 --> 00:23:26,145
Read.
341
00:23:31,416 --> 00:23:33,086
Hey, everyone.
342
00:23:33,118 --> 00:23:34,819
If you're a night owl like me,
343
00:23:34,853 --> 00:23:37,323
you might've noticed
that I'm posting
344
00:23:37,356 --> 00:23:39,224
a little bit late this week.
345
00:23:41,193 --> 00:23:42,694
That's because I,
346
00:23:42,728 --> 00:23:44,196
I am doing something
a little bit-
347
00:23:44,229 --> 00:23:46,230
- Start over
and act natural.
348
00:23:46,265 --> 00:23:46,865
I can't!
349
00:23:46,898 --> 00:23:48,433
I don't understand what the-
350
00:23:48,467 --> 00:23:49,903
- Start over.
351
00:23:56,342 --> 00:23:57,776
- Hey, everyone.
- Again!
352
00:23:57,809 --> 00:23:59,211
I can't just say whatever
you want me to say!
353
00:24:03,249 --> 00:24:04,115
Why not?
354
00:24:04,150 --> 00:24:06,186
'Cause we're not paying you?
355
00:24:06,219 --> 00:24:07,452
Is this your job?
356
00:24:07,486 --> 00:24:09,321
You're just the messenger?
357
00:24:09,354 --> 00:24:11,790
Well, we have a message
that means something.
358
00:24:11,824 --> 00:24:13,326
One that we're
willing to die for.
359
00:24:13,358 --> 00:24:14,559
Are you willing to die?
360
00:24:17,028 --> 00:24:20,132
Well then what are
you fighting for?
361
00:24:20,165 --> 00:24:22,234
Just give us that winning smile
362
00:24:24,169 --> 00:24:24,971
and read.
363
00:24:30,542 --> 00:24:31,410
Read!
364
00:24:36,115 --> 00:24:36,982
Okay.
365
00:24:43,957 --> 00:24:44,857
Hey, everyone.
366
00:24:44,890 --> 00:24:46,893
If you're a night owl like me,
367
00:24:46,925 --> 00:24:50,495
you may have noticed I'm
posting a bit late this week.
368
00:24:50,529 --> 00:24:53,632
That's because I have
a special announcement
369
00:24:53,665 --> 00:24:55,134
going up later this morning.
370
00:24:55,166 --> 00:24:57,235
So, be sure to check back in.
371
00:24:57,269 --> 00:24:58,503
Love yas!
372
00:24:58,537 --> 00:24:59,371
Mwah!
373
00:24:59,404 --> 00:25:00,373
It's up.
374
00:25:00,405 --> 00:25:01,874
Jesus, she already
has 400 comments
375
00:25:01,906 --> 00:25:03,876
on this video being late.
376
00:25:04,676 --> 00:25:05,677
Girl's got reach.
377
00:25:05,711 --> 00:25:07,279
No wonder One picked her.
378
00:25:08,314 --> 00:25:09,615
Oh, God!
379
00:25:09,647 --> 00:25:11,250
Oh, oh.
380
00:25:11,282 --> 00:25:12,184
What?
381
00:25:12,218 --> 00:25:12,752
Oh.
382
00:25:12,785 --> 00:25:13,852
Some dude named Justin
383
00:25:13,885 --> 00:25:16,422
just sent her a naked
bathroom selfie.
384
00:25:20,558 --> 00:25:21,926
What are you gonna say?
385
00:25:21,961 --> 00:25:23,495
No, no, no, don't let him
think he has a chance.
386
00:25:23,528 --> 00:25:26,632
I mean, we're like torturing
that poor Barbie enough.
387
00:25:26,665 --> 00:25:29,969
Oh, he is not gonna wanna
talk to her after this.
388
00:25:30,001 --> 00:25:32,471
Well maybe don't be too cruel.
389
00:25:32,505 --> 00:25:35,341
He might have a nervous
breakdown or something.
390
00:25:38,544 --> 00:25:41,013
Now, I don't
know much about fashion.
391
00:25:41,047 --> 00:25:42,448
So you tell me
392
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:43,582
what would you wanna wear
393
00:25:43,615 --> 00:25:46,184
for the biggest advertising
video of your life?
394
00:25:46,218 --> 00:25:47,086
This one?
395
00:25:48,988 --> 00:25:51,123
Are you forcing me
to make a sex tape?
396
00:25:51,156 --> 00:25:51,990
What? No.
397
00:25:52,023 --> 00:25:53,525
Well, you only wear sequins
398
00:25:53,558 --> 00:25:55,260
when you're trying to
sleep with someone.
399
00:25:55,294 --> 00:25:58,230
The fragmented light puts
guys in a trance-like state
400
00:25:58,262 --> 00:26:00,499
and you can get them to
do whatever you want.
401
00:26:00,532 --> 00:26:01,400
Huh.
402
00:26:04,303 --> 00:26:05,638
Does he have to be in here?
403
00:26:07,006 --> 00:26:08,673
How do I know what you're
looking at with that thing on.
404
00:26:11,978 --> 00:26:13,412
Interesting choice, by the way.
405
00:26:13,445 --> 00:26:15,179
Were they all out
of Guy Fawkes masks?
406
00:26:15,213 --> 00:26:17,715
I thought you'd
like the sexy clown look.
407
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,451
All right. What about this one?
408
00:26:19,483 --> 00:26:21,986
Girl, that is way too
dressed up for a vlog.
409
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:25,357
That is like red carpet casual.
410
00:26:26,791 --> 00:26:27,726
What?
411
00:26:28,693 --> 00:26:31,096
Your ignorance must be bliss.
412
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,801
Where's Four?
413
00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:37,103
Bathroom.
414
00:26:37,135 --> 00:26:39,204
This should be like
a joyous occasion.
415
00:26:39,238 --> 00:26:40,673
Why is she so on edge?
416
00:26:40,705 --> 00:26:43,274
We're not supposed to
exchange personal information.
417
00:26:43,307 --> 00:26:45,611
The less I know about
any of you, the better.
418
00:26:45,644 --> 00:26:47,112
Mm-hmm, I'm going
to Cancun after this.
419
00:26:47,145 --> 00:26:48,146
Have you ever been?
420
00:26:48,180 --> 00:26:50,548
It looks like
really, really dope.
421
00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:51,917
Actually, could you
check the weather?
422
00:26:51,951 --> 00:26:53,818
Just type in Isle of Women.
423
00:26:53,853 --> 00:26:54,887
Island of women?
424
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,021
Anyway, I have a reservation.
425
00:26:56,055 --> 00:26:57,823
Okay, that's
never gonna happen
426
00:26:57,856 --> 00:26:59,224
if you keep distracting me.
427
00:26:59,258 --> 00:27:02,028
And what are you even
contributing here?
428
00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:04,362
All you did was make
some crappy makeup.
429
00:27:05,564 --> 00:27:06,465
Okay.
430
00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:09,367
I made an exact replica
of Nutrocon's line
431
00:27:09,401 --> 00:27:11,504
with some very
innocent formula tweaks
432
00:27:11,537 --> 00:27:12,638
just as One requested
433
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:13,639
and it's still untraceable.
434
00:27:13,672 --> 00:27:14,841
It's called chemistry.
435
00:27:14,874 --> 00:27:16,642
I hope you didn't blow
up too many trailers
436
00:27:16,675 --> 00:27:18,510
with your chemistry.
437
00:27:18,544 --> 00:27:19,478
Okay, seriously?
438
00:27:19,511 --> 00:27:20,980
Who uses air quotes
in the year 2020?
439
00:27:21,012 --> 00:27:23,948
Who wears sweat pants
on a secret mission?
440
00:27:23,982 --> 00:27:25,917
Hey, these are,
they're not sweat pants.
441
00:27:25,951 --> 00:27:27,385
This is knitted denim.
442
00:27:32,624 --> 00:27:33,526
Yeah.
443
00:27:33,558 --> 00:27:34,961
How do you like it, girl?
444
00:27:34,993 --> 00:27:37,496
Say that you like it.
445
00:27:37,529 --> 00:27:38,596
Say that you like it.
446
00:27:38,631 --> 00:27:39,265
How do you like it?
447
00:27:39,298 --> 00:27:41,334
Say that you like it.
448
00:27:46,070 --> 00:27:48,440
How do you like
that, motherfucker?
449
00:27:51,877 --> 00:27:53,913
I would have never
signed up for this
450
00:27:53,945 --> 00:27:55,180
if I knew it was gonna
be a bunch of girls.
451
00:27:55,213 --> 00:27:57,982
One must be some like crazy
feminist or something.
452
00:27:58,016 --> 00:27:59,919
Ew, don't use that word.
453
00:27:59,951 --> 00:28:01,118
Okay, whatever.
454
00:28:01,153 --> 00:28:04,457
Just, the isle of women
better not be like this.
455
00:28:09,728 --> 00:28:10,863
What is taking so long?
456
00:28:10,895 --> 00:28:13,699
- Start filming this shit.
- Oh, my god.
457
00:28:13,731 --> 00:28:14,932
Relax.
458
00:28:14,967 --> 00:28:16,335
Open the box.
459
00:28:22,273 --> 00:28:23,808
Well, what do we do next?
460
00:28:23,842 --> 00:28:28,381
Uh, is this like a tutorial
video or like a promotion?
461
00:28:28,413 --> 00:28:30,215
Whichever's shorter.
462
00:28:30,249 --> 00:28:32,151
Okay, so promo.
463
00:28:32,183 --> 00:28:33,719
Okay, okay, okay.
464
00:28:33,751 --> 00:28:34,653
Yeah.
465
00:28:34,685 --> 00:28:35,620
Okay, yeah, this is good.
466
00:28:35,653 --> 00:28:38,356
I guess I should
get some close ups.
467
00:28:38,390 --> 00:28:39,358
Yeah.
468
00:28:46,565 --> 00:28:47,967
You keep
looking into the camera.
469
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,468
You're doing this
shitty on purpose.
470
00:29:04,217 --> 00:29:05,451
Give us a woo.
471
00:29:06,652 --> 00:29:07,519
Woo.
472
00:29:08,353 --> 00:29:09,622
Like you mean it
473
00:29:09,654 --> 00:29:10,756
Woo!
474
00:29:10,788 --> 00:29:13,025
Yeah.
475
00:29:13,057 --> 00:29:15,161
I hope your video sucks ass.
476
00:29:27,606 --> 00:29:28,740
Hmm.
477
00:29:29,708 --> 00:29:31,743
It's all smoke and
mirrors, isn't it?
478
00:29:31,777 --> 00:29:32,745
Woo!
479
00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:57,663
You know what?
480
00:30:57,695 --> 00:30:59,298
I thought about
this moment a lot.
481
00:30:59,332 --> 00:31:00,532
What moment?
482
00:31:00,566 --> 00:31:02,134
The shot of
you holding up the makeup
483
00:31:02,166 --> 00:31:04,269
in contrast to the
lights in the background.
484
00:31:04,303 --> 00:31:07,206
You know, kind of out of focus.
485
00:31:07,239 --> 00:31:08,507
Wow!
486
00:31:08,539 --> 00:31:11,109
Did you learn how to make
those cool lens flares too?
487
00:31:13,078 --> 00:31:14,312
You know what?
488
00:31:14,346 --> 00:31:17,950
Just hold it up!
489
00:31:17,983 --> 00:31:18,884
You know what?
490
00:31:18,916 --> 00:31:19,918
Fuck you.
491
00:31:19,951 --> 00:31:21,686
You're gonna
wanna keep your voice down.
492
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,454
Why shouldn't I
just start screaming?
493
00:31:23,489 --> 00:31:24,189
Huh?
494
00:31:24,222 --> 00:31:24,923
What are you gonna do about it?
495
00:31:24,957 --> 00:31:26,892
Oh, and by the way,
496
00:31:26,924 --> 00:31:30,229
the Tiki theme doesn't
even match the disco theme.
497
00:31:30,261 --> 00:31:33,965
So none of this even
makes any fucking sense.
498
00:31:33,999 --> 00:31:35,268
Oh.
499
00:31:36,201 --> 00:31:37,569
What are you doing with that?
500
00:31:37,603 --> 00:31:39,538
That is very, very, very,
very, very bad lighting.
501
00:31:39,570 --> 00:31:42,540
We have access
to everything, Abbie.
502
00:31:42,574 --> 00:31:44,410
We don't have to break
your bones to hurt you.
503
00:31:44,442 --> 00:31:46,912
We'll just
post every humiliating,
504
00:31:46,945 --> 00:31:51,384
incriminating, poorly
lit thing we can find.
505
00:31:52,218 --> 00:31:54,320
What should we caption this?
506
00:31:54,353 --> 00:31:57,456
I'm feeling myself, literally.
507
00:31:58,155 --> 00:31:59,424
- Water drop emoji.
- No!
508
00:32:01,259 --> 00:32:02,661
There. Posted.
509
00:32:03,895 --> 00:32:05,563
Now let's finish this.
510
00:32:07,165 --> 00:32:08,867
Eight years of work.
511
00:32:11,436 --> 00:32:12,804
My entire life.
512
00:32:14,839 --> 00:32:16,608
My entire everything.
513
00:32:22,448 --> 00:32:23,115
Get up.
514
00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:29,654
Look, it's already got
120 like and 12 comments.
515
00:32:30,555 --> 00:32:32,291
Fuck all the slut shamers.
516
00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:35,961
Everybody should embrace
their body like Abbie Rose.
517
00:32:35,994 --> 00:32:37,161
Huh? It's great.
518
00:32:37,194 --> 00:32:39,531
You are so brave.
519
00:32:39,565 --> 00:32:42,500
You think I don't
know my ass is fire?
520
00:32:42,535 --> 00:32:43,369
It's not about that.
521
00:32:43,402 --> 00:32:46,205
It's about my brand, branding!
522
00:32:46,238 --> 00:32:48,641
Why are you doing this to me?
523
00:32:52,109 --> 00:32:54,045
It's LisaXoX, isn't it?
524
00:32:55,145 --> 00:32:57,482
She's trying to make
me lose my deal.
525
00:32:59,116 --> 00:33:03,055
Please, just let me go.
526
00:33:03,087 --> 00:33:04,155
Whatever she's paying you
527
00:33:04,189 --> 00:33:06,891
- I'll pay double.
- Oh my God.
528
00:33:06,924 --> 00:33:07,659
Oh my god.
529
00:33:07,692 --> 00:33:09,028
We do not have time for this.
530
00:33:09,060 --> 00:33:10,095
Lisa!
531
00:33:10,128 --> 00:33:11,763
That fucking bitch!
532
00:33:13,231 --> 00:33:14,466
Look.
533
00:33:16,602 --> 00:33:17,669
No!
534
00:33:17,701 --> 00:33:19,069
Is this one of
those photos you took
535
00:33:19,104 --> 00:33:20,972
to see if you have a pimple?
536
00:33:21,006 --> 00:33:21,840
Because I do that.
537
00:33:21,873 --> 00:33:23,174
No!
538
00:33:25,676 --> 00:33:28,145
No, no, no, no, no, no.
539
00:33:28,179 --> 00:33:30,483
I will, I will cooperate.
540
00:33:30,516 --> 00:33:31,550
I will cooperate.
541
00:33:31,583 --> 00:33:34,553
Please, just don't
do anything crazy.
542
00:33:50,134 --> 00:33:51,769
What are you guys doing?
543
00:33:51,804 --> 00:33:52,269
Ew!
544
00:33:54,707 --> 00:33:55,574
Ow!
545
00:34:02,180 --> 00:34:03,449
How much longer?
546
00:34:03,481 --> 00:34:04,682
Shh!
547
00:34:11,822 --> 00:34:14,025
Did you hear that?
548
00:34:14,059 --> 00:34:17,162
I heard you being
an anal control freak.
549
00:34:17,195 --> 00:34:19,198
Using the words anal and freak
550
00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:21,934
in the same sentence to a
coworker of the opposite sex
551
00:34:21,967 --> 00:34:24,537
is most definitely
a microaggression.
552
00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:27,773
All right.
553
00:34:27,806 --> 00:34:30,074
Just try and relax while
we finish this thing.
554
00:34:30,108 --> 00:34:30,976
You know,
555
00:34:31,909 --> 00:34:33,677
I got a degree in
musical theater.
556
00:34:33,711 --> 00:34:35,679
It's not like there
were a ton of jobs
557
00:34:35,713 --> 00:34:38,884
just a waiting for me
when I got out of school.
558
00:34:38,916 --> 00:34:42,487
This was paying off
my student debt,
559
00:34:42,987 --> 00:34:44,121
paying the bills,
560
00:34:44,155 --> 00:34:47,692
and I didn't have to wait
tables on Hollywood douche bags
561
00:34:47,726 --> 00:34:51,297
just to split a studio
apartment in Pacoima.
562
00:34:51,329 --> 00:34:54,898
You can call me a
sellout all you want.
563
00:34:54,932 --> 00:34:57,869
I worked my ass off
to get where I am
564
00:35:02,807 --> 00:35:07,079
and I don't deserve to
be treated like this.
565
00:35:08,012 --> 00:35:09,981
Cry me
a river, princess.
566
00:35:15,887 --> 00:35:18,556
Oh, fuck yes.
567
00:35:20,759 --> 00:35:23,362
What kind of sick freak
are we dealing with here?
568
00:35:23,394 --> 00:35:25,230
Yo, Abbie!
569
00:35:27,199 --> 00:35:28,333
Abbie!
570
00:35:28,367 --> 00:35:30,769
- What the fuck?
- Oh, thank God.
571
00:35:32,704 --> 00:35:35,273
Don't
even think about it.
572
00:35:37,041 --> 00:35:39,811
Just wait. He'll leave.
573
00:35:39,844 --> 00:35:41,012
Yo, Abbie.
574
00:35:41,045 --> 00:35:43,681
I saw that sexy
selfie you posted
575
00:35:44,315 --> 00:35:45,682
right after telling me
576
00:35:45,717 --> 00:35:47,786
that only desperate people
with no personalities
577
00:35:47,820 --> 00:35:49,755
need to send nudes, really?
578
00:35:51,121 --> 00:35:52,089
Shit.
579
00:35:52,123 --> 00:35:54,025
Is that your
boyfriend or something?
580
00:35:54,057 --> 00:35:55,025
Ew, no!
581
00:35:55,059 --> 00:35:57,128
I know you posted it
just to get my attention.
582
00:35:57,829 --> 00:35:59,265
So we doing this or what?
583
00:36:01,867 --> 00:36:06,605
The sexual tension's been
building for too long.
584
00:36:11,175 --> 00:36:12,944
I know you want this.
585
00:36:17,081 --> 00:36:18,550
Come on, babe.
586
00:36:23,054 --> 00:36:24,722
I know you want it.
587
00:36:31,896 --> 00:36:32,764
Oh shit.
588
00:36:35,233 --> 00:36:36,268
Who the fuck are you?
589
00:36:39,771 --> 00:36:42,441
I'm gonna kill you,
you motherfucker!
590
00:36:52,282 --> 00:36:54,318
You fucking piece of shit!
591
00:36:54,351 --> 00:36:56,187
You piece of shit!
592
00:36:56,221 --> 00:36:57,355
Fuck you!
593
00:36:57,387 --> 00:36:58,590
Fuck you!
594
00:36:59,724 --> 00:37:01,226
What the
hell just happened?
595
00:37:01,259 --> 00:37:02,161
Oh my god!
596
00:37:07,398 --> 00:37:09,034
What do we do now?
597
00:37:16,173 --> 00:37:17,375
Fuck this.
598
00:37:24,181 --> 00:37:27,752
This is what happens
when you hurt people,
599
00:37:28,753 --> 00:37:31,289
when you don't think
about how your actions
600
00:37:31,322 --> 00:37:33,724
affect anyone but yourself.
601
00:37:33,757 --> 00:37:37,228
I saw you at the
Women's March downtown.
602
00:37:38,563 --> 00:37:41,900
You wanna hop on the
feminist bandwagon,
603
00:37:42,835 --> 00:37:45,403
posting about equal
rights for women,
604
00:37:45,436 --> 00:37:47,839
and then go and sign a contract
605
00:37:47,873 --> 00:37:48,874
with a cosmetics company
606
00:37:48,907 --> 00:37:51,776
that is known to
fund organizations
607
00:37:51,809 --> 00:37:54,211
that oppose a woman's
right to choose.
608
00:37:54,246 --> 00:37:57,182
Don't you think that's
a little hypocritical?
609
00:37:57,215 --> 00:37:58,349
You have an internet rando
610
00:37:58,384 --> 00:37:59,784
tied up in her
house, you psycho!
611
00:37:59,818 --> 00:38:01,686
At least I'm not a
complete narcissist
612
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,222
that survives off the
perils of humanity.
613
00:38:05,456 --> 00:38:10,762
It's like how you brag about
using only cruelty free makeup
614
00:38:11,730 --> 00:38:14,766
when entire species
are being wiped out
615
00:38:14,798 --> 00:38:17,735
because the rainforest are
being eradicated for palm oil
616
00:38:17,768 --> 00:38:19,504
which is pretty much
in half of the products
617
00:38:19,538 --> 00:38:21,039
that you promote.
618
00:38:21,072 --> 00:38:21,940
Fast fashion.
619
00:38:21,974 --> 00:38:24,809
You tell millions
and millions of kids
620
00:38:24,842 --> 00:38:26,844
to spend whatever
money they've got
621
00:38:26,878 --> 00:38:29,448
on cheap clothes being
made in sweatshops
622
00:38:29,481 --> 00:38:31,750
and you profit from all of it!
623
00:38:31,782 --> 00:38:34,752
This has nothing to do
with LisaXoX, does it?
624
00:38:35,353 --> 00:38:36,755
Who?
625
00:38:40,590 --> 00:38:41,726
- Two?
- You couldn't have kept
626
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,195
your shit together
for one night?
627
00:38:43,228 --> 00:38:44,329
- Dude.
- I'll call One.
628
00:38:44,362 --> 00:38:47,298
I'll tell him how you
completely derailed his plan.
629
00:38:47,331 --> 00:38:48,432
All right!
630
00:38:48,465 --> 00:38:50,435
How much coffee did you have?
631
00:38:52,103 --> 00:38:52,971
Shut up.
632
00:38:53,003 --> 00:38:56,107
Um, I'll be right back.
633
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:58,476
Five!
634
00:38:58,510 --> 00:38:59,478
Fuck!
635
00:39:00,612 --> 00:39:02,514
Uh, I cannot be
in there right now.
636
00:39:02,547 --> 00:39:04,481
You messed that
dude up real bad.
637
00:39:04,514 --> 00:39:05,884
Shit.
638
00:39:05,918 --> 00:39:07,318
Well, what do you, what
do you think we should do?
639
00:39:07,351 --> 00:39:08,752
Uh, well he saw our faces.
640
00:39:08,786 --> 00:39:11,022
So you know what we have to do.
641
00:39:12,257 --> 00:39:13,657
I am not killing anyone.
642
00:39:13,690 --> 00:39:14,893
Well, you screwed us.
643
00:39:14,925 --> 00:39:17,828
Maybe you don't
get to choose now.
644
00:39:17,862 --> 00:39:20,331
Oh, typical.
645
00:39:20,364 --> 00:39:23,668
Blame the victim just
like everyone else.
646
00:39:23,702 --> 00:39:24,836
You don't know what it's like
647
00:39:24,869 --> 00:39:29,408
seeing some fucking
creep everywhere you go.
648
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,108
We're not killing him.
649
00:39:31,143 --> 00:39:32,210
Not us. Three.
650
00:39:32,242 --> 00:39:34,478
She's obviously some
like special forces
651
00:39:34,512 --> 00:39:35,614
secret ninja assassin.
652
00:39:35,646 --> 00:39:37,681
She's totally killed
people before.
653
00:39:37,715 --> 00:39:39,151
Three's not gonna do it.
654
00:39:39,184 --> 00:39:40,051
How do you know?
655
00:39:40,085 --> 00:39:41,286
She doesn't care if
they see her face.
656
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,653
She's totally killing them.
657
00:39:42,688 --> 00:39:44,322
She's giving away
her entire share.
658
00:39:44,356 --> 00:39:46,425
She's in this for the
cause, to help people.
659
00:39:46,458 --> 00:39:47,392
Oh my God.
660
00:39:47,425 --> 00:39:49,327
How are you all so fucked up?
661
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,128
You know what? How
about we just call One?
662
00:39:51,161 --> 00:39:52,696
You can get him
to go easy on us.
663
00:39:52,731 --> 00:39:53,532
- You're his friend, right?
- What makes you think
664
00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:54,566
I'm friends with One?
665
00:39:54,599 --> 00:39:55,733
Nobody knows-
666
00:39:55,766 --> 00:39:56,867
- You're on those dark
web message boards
667
00:39:56,902 --> 00:39:58,068
where he recruits
people online and stuff.
668
00:39:58,103 --> 00:40:00,771
I never talked to One
before I got that call,
669
00:40:00,804 --> 00:40:02,740
the same creepy
phone call you did.
670
00:40:02,773 --> 00:40:04,275
We can finish this.
671
00:40:04,309 --> 00:40:05,644
I can finish this.
672
00:40:05,677 --> 00:40:07,077
No shit, we are.
673
00:40:07,112 --> 00:40:09,914
I'm not having my reputation
destroyed over this.
674
00:40:09,947 --> 00:40:11,348
There's a lot
more at stake here
675
00:40:11,382 --> 00:40:13,385
than your reputation on
some online message board.
676
00:40:13,418 --> 00:40:17,355
Okay, I still have to finish
editing this stupid video.
677
00:40:17,387 --> 00:40:18,422
Hey, hey!
678
00:40:18,456 --> 00:40:20,692
Your one job was to protect us.
679
00:40:20,726 --> 00:40:22,961
So the two of you
freaking figure out
680
00:40:22,994 --> 00:40:27,398
how to fix this while I'm
over here doing all the work!
681
00:40:27,431 --> 00:40:28,866
We are so fucked.
682
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:30,168
This is worse than
when I got caught
683
00:40:30,201 --> 00:40:31,936
wrestling alligators
on bath salts.
684
00:40:31,969 --> 00:40:35,139
Yeah, Broward county
sheriffs, right?
685
00:40:37,375 --> 00:40:38,577
Clean up all this blood.
686
00:40:38,610 --> 00:40:40,378
I can't work under
these conditions.
687
00:40:50,588 --> 00:40:51,456
Abbie.
688
00:40:51,489 --> 00:40:52,958
Are you okay?
689
00:40:54,326 --> 00:40:55,260
Who was that?
690
00:40:56,327 --> 00:40:57,695
I'll beat his ass.
691
00:40:57,728 --> 00:40:59,563
He needs to go to a hospital.
692
00:40:59,597 --> 00:41:00,498
Trust me.
693
00:41:00,532 --> 00:41:02,000
I've been through way worse.
694
00:41:02,032 --> 00:41:05,036
Plus you're not
really in a place
695
00:41:05,070 --> 00:41:06,738
to tell me what to do.
696
00:41:06,771 --> 00:41:08,507
So here are your options.
697
00:41:08,539 --> 00:41:09,373
I can either
698
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:11,275
cut you free
699
00:41:12,710 --> 00:41:13,877
and you can have
your beauty rest,
700
00:41:13,911 --> 00:41:18,216
or I can force you to be quiet.
701
00:41:19,050 --> 00:41:21,318
No bags under your eyes,
702
00:41:21,353 --> 00:41:22,019
body in a bag.
703
00:41:22,052 --> 00:41:24,355
No bags, body bag.
704
00:41:25,655 --> 00:41:26,924
Attagirl.
705
00:41:48,246 --> 00:41:49,114
Abbie.
706
00:41:50,248 --> 00:41:51,383
Hold me.
707
00:42:04,362 --> 00:42:06,164
Hey, everybody!
708
00:42:06,197 --> 00:42:07,032
Big news!
709
00:42:07,898 --> 00:42:10,734
I finally signed
that coveted, yes,
710
00:42:10,768 --> 00:42:12,703
Nutrocon deal!
711
00:42:12,737 --> 00:42:14,972
And as your new Nutrocon girl,
712
00:42:15,005 --> 00:42:17,407
I get to show you
their newest line
713
00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:19,143
before it even launches.
714
00:42:19,177 --> 00:42:20,812
It's the perfect makeup kit
715
00:42:20,846 --> 00:42:23,014
for that '70s throwback vibe
716
00:42:23,047 --> 00:42:24,915
with just the right
amount of glitter.
717
00:42:24,949 --> 00:42:26,884
That makes the hot
item of the week
718
00:42:26,918 --> 00:42:31,289
Nutrocon's new disco
themed makeup kit!
719
00:42:32,489 --> 00:42:34,825
I got to test it out
this week at Skyline L.A.
720
00:42:34,858 --> 00:42:37,828
and I looked so hot with
my ponytail hairpiece
721
00:42:37,862 --> 00:42:39,629
from Downtown Hair.
722
00:42:39,664 --> 00:42:40,832
Woo!
723
00:42:40,864 --> 00:42:42,099
I stopped by the
city's newest bar
724
00:42:42,134 --> 00:42:46,905
with an amazing patio,
Atomic Goldmine,
725
00:42:46,938 --> 00:42:49,474
for '70s night which
was the perfect chance
726
00:42:49,507 --> 00:42:53,277
to try out the the
white gold eyeshadow.
727
00:42:53,311 --> 00:42:55,813
The lip stain totally stayed on
728
00:42:55,847 --> 00:42:58,950
even after a few cocktails.
729
00:42:58,983 --> 00:43:00,050
Now that I've joined forces
730
00:43:00,085 --> 00:43:02,186
with one of the biggest
makeup companies,
731
00:43:02,219 --> 00:43:04,922
I am in celebration mode
732
00:43:04,956 --> 00:43:08,126
and everyone is invited
to celebrate with me.
733
00:43:08,159 --> 00:43:10,362
Use the code #abbierose
734
00:43:11,896 --> 00:43:13,765
at the link in the video details
735
00:43:13,797 --> 00:43:16,600
and the first 50
of you lucky ones
736
00:43:16,635 --> 00:43:19,704
will get a sample kit for free.
737
00:43:19,737 --> 00:43:20,571
Love you guys!
738
00:43:22,340 --> 00:43:23,175
Mwah!
739
00:43:26,911 --> 00:43:28,512
I am so hungry.
740
00:43:28,545 --> 00:43:30,481
How long do you think
before somebody sees it?
741
00:43:30,514 --> 00:43:32,048
It still early.
742
00:43:32,083 --> 00:43:35,153
I just need a little, a
little napski, you know?
743
00:43:35,186 --> 00:43:37,355
Just a little shut eye.
744
00:43:37,387 --> 00:43:38,255
Okay.
745
00:43:49,432 --> 00:43:50,201
Sum 41!
746
00:43:50,233 --> 00:43:51,635
- Dude.
- Come on, man.
747
00:43:51,668 --> 00:43:52,937
Get a life.
748
00:43:52,971 --> 00:43:54,038
What, you guys are acting
like you've never been
749
00:43:54,070 --> 00:43:56,375
on an all night home
invasion before.
750
00:43:58,777 --> 00:44:00,012
Already?
751
00:44:17,027 --> 00:44:18,295
Uh, good morning.
752
00:44:18,329 --> 00:44:19,998
Hi Abbie, I saw
the video that you uploaded.
753
00:44:20,030 --> 00:44:21,565
Oh, don't worry.
754
00:44:21,599 --> 00:44:23,134
The office sent it to me.
755
00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:25,869
It was an authorized
sale.
756
00:44:25,903 --> 00:44:27,304
Oh, I've gotta run.
757
00:44:27,338 --> 00:44:30,075
I'm late for my morning yoga.
758
00:44:30,108 --> 00:44:32,344
- Wait-
- Thank you so much. Bye!
759
00:44:33,010 --> 00:44:36,148
There's 230 orders already.
760
00:44:36,782 --> 00:44:37,615
That's national.
761
00:44:37,648 --> 00:44:39,016
I just need to filter.
762
00:44:39,050 --> 00:44:41,152
It'll take forever to
deliver 50 of these boxes.
763
00:44:41,184 --> 00:44:44,422
You'll only be hitting
targets within a 10 mile radius.
764
00:44:45,822 --> 00:44:47,058
Hey.
765
00:44:49,860 --> 00:44:51,728
One never called, right?
766
00:45:01,438 --> 00:45:04,576
So what are you gonna
do about that guy back there?
767
00:45:05,976 --> 00:45:09,447
If you bring it up
again I will end you.
768
00:45:15,052 --> 00:45:16,354
Good morning, people.
769
00:45:16,387 --> 00:45:18,722
It's Norm coming at you from
bell to bell on my channel.
770
00:45:18,755 --> 00:45:21,558
It's 6:00 o'clock and the
market is open for business.
771
00:45:21,592 --> 00:45:23,360
Now a couple of years
ago, it was crypto.
772
00:45:23,393 --> 00:45:24,861
This year it's options.
773
00:45:24,894 --> 00:45:26,197
So much money to be made.
774
00:45:26,230 --> 00:45:28,766
It's like a fresh printer
printing fresh money for you,
775
00:45:28,798 --> 00:45:31,568
making that money machine go.
776
00:45:31,601 --> 00:45:33,737
So this options
trend fascinates me.
777
00:45:33,771 --> 00:45:35,072
It's pretty much like gambling,
778
00:45:35,106 --> 00:45:36,308
but if you do your due diligence
779
00:45:36,340 --> 00:45:37,976
and get in a good price,
780
00:45:38,009 --> 00:45:41,344
you can make an
absolute killing.
781
00:45:41,378 --> 00:45:43,081
This year 800,000 new people
782
00:45:43,114 --> 00:45:45,483
have gotten into
the options game.
783
00:45:45,516 --> 00:45:49,486
You can scoop up contracts
for pennies per contract.
784
00:45:49,519 --> 00:45:50,653
Pennies.
785
00:45:50,688 --> 00:45:52,056
We have an earnings report
coming up pretty soon,
786
00:45:52,090 --> 00:45:53,825
and with all of buzz around it,
787
00:45:53,858 --> 00:45:55,092
it should pay.
788
00:45:55,126 --> 00:45:57,028
Trust me, in a year you'll wish
789
00:45:57,061 --> 00:45:58,630
you had been paying attention.
790
00:45:58,663 --> 00:46:01,199
Now let's take a
call, call, call.
791
00:46:06,670 --> 00:46:08,638
Consider this a detox.
792
00:46:08,672 --> 00:46:11,242
It looks like your
boyfriend's a real bed hog.
793
00:46:16,079 --> 00:46:18,382
He is not my boyfriend.
794
00:46:18,416 --> 00:46:19,583
He could have fooled me
795
00:46:19,617 --> 00:46:20,852
the way he was using
you for a pillow.
796
00:46:20,885 --> 00:46:26,423
Well, some people just
can't take no for an answer.
797
00:46:27,090 --> 00:46:28,659
Why are you still here?
798
00:46:28,693 --> 00:46:29,561
Don't worry.
799
00:46:30,126 --> 00:46:32,463
We're leaving soon.
800
00:46:32,496 --> 00:46:33,864
God.
801
00:46:33,898 --> 00:46:35,065
I'm so hungry.
802
00:46:36,201 --> 00:46:37,936
Can I have something to eat?
803
00:46:37,969 --> 00:46:39,103
Sorry.
804
00:46:39,137 --> 00:46:40,371
We need you hungry and weak
805
00:46:40,403 --> 00:46:42,340
so you're easy to control.
806
00:46:43,106 --> 00:46:44,041
I'd offer you some coffee
807
00:46:44,074 --> 00:46:46,042
but you might shit yourself.
808
00:46:53,117 --> 00:46:56,521
I'll go make us
some breakfast, babe.
809
00:46:57,454 --> 00:46:58,489
Ow.
810
00:47:02,326 --> 00:47:03,961
Did you just fart?
811
00:47:03,994 --> 00:47:05,463
What?
812
00:47:05,496 --> 00:47:06,830
No.
813
00:47:06,864 --> 00:47:08,298
I'm hungry.
814
00:47:08,333 --> 00:47:09,467
Okay, good.
815
00:47:10,367 --> 00:47:12,503
Because when guys
fart, it's funny.
816
00:47:13,269 --> 00:47:16,840
When girls fart,
it's disgusting.
817
00:47:18,509 --> 00:47:19,476
Wow.
818
00:47:24,048 --> 00:47:25,382
Hi, Taylor.
How's it going?
819
00:47:25,416 --> 00:47:27,218
I asked
everyone in the office
820
00:47:27,251 --> 00:47:30,054
and no one's heard about a
Nutrocon video this week.
821
00:47:30,086 --> 00:47:31,155
Does Brad know about this?
822
00:47:31,188 --> 00:47:32,889
- He's gonna flip out.
- Oh, uh,
823
00:47:32,923 --> 00:47:34,891
I'm at the Nutrocon offices.
824
00:47:34,925 --> 00:47:36,027
What?
825
00:47:36,059 --> 00:47:37,094
Like they contacted
you directly?
826
00:47:37,128 --> 00:47:37,961
Duh.
827
00:47:37,996 --> 00:47:39,096
Sorry, Taylor.
828
00:47:39,130 --> 00:47:40,264
I really need to go.
829
00:47:40,297 --> 00:47:42,132
These glutes aren't
gonna work themselves.
830
00:47:42,166 --> 00:47:43,734
I'll talk to you later.
831
00:47:48,539 --> 00:47:49,740
Oh my god.
832
00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:51,909
What?
833
00:47:51,943 --> 00:47:52,777
Hey, girl.
834
00:47:52,809 --> 00:47:53,811
Sorry if I woke you up.
835
00:47:53,844 --> 00:47:55,112
I just wanted to
borrow those earrings
836
00:47:55,146 --> 00:47:57,115
before I head to work.
837
00:47:57,148 --> 00:47:58,449
No, no!
838
00:47:58,481 --> 00:48:00,518
Now is not a good time.
839
00:48:01,050 --> 00:48:02,152
Skylar?
840
00:48:02,186 --> 00:48:04,289
Well, Juaquin is
taking me out tonight.
841
00:48:04,322 --> 00:48:07,559
His profile pic is of him
with this red sports car
842
00:48:07,592 --> 00:48:09,994
and you know how guys
relate their dicks to cars.
843
00:48:10,027 --> 00:48:11,996
So I need to wear something red,
844
00:48:12,028 --> 00:48:13,164
but I don't have anything hot.
845
00:48:13,197 --> 00:48:14,231
Um, the red earrings.
846
00:48:14,264 --> 00:48:15,165
Um, the red earrings.
847
00:48:15,199 --> 00:48:17,467
- What the fuck?
- Um, yeah.
848
00:48:17,501 --> 00:48:22,107
You know, the furry
things are really sweaty,
849
00:48:22,139 --> 00:48:25,143
um, from dancing up
a storm last night.
850
00:48:25,175 --> 00:48:26,244
Whoa babe, how
are you doing that?
851
00:48:26,277 --> 00:48:27,978
You didn't even
dance last night.
852
00:48:28,012 --> 00:48:29,147
It's fine.
853
00:48:29,179 --> 00:48:30,346
Your natural musk
smells like apricots.
854
00:48:30,380 --> 00:48:32,916
Hopefully I won't be
wearing them too long anyway
855
00:48:32,949 --> 00:48:34,818
if you know what I mean.
856
00:48:34,851 --> 00:48:36,288
I'm at the front door.
857
00:48:40,659 --> 00:48:41,592
Get rid of her
858
00:48:41,625 --> 00:48:42,893
otherwise we're gonna
have to fuck her up
859
00:48:42,927 --> 00:48:43,995
like we fucked up your boy-
860
00:48:44,894 --> 00:48:45,996
Ah, fuck!
861
00:48:46,030 --> 00:48:47,932
He is not my boyfriend.
862
00:48:47,965 --> 00:48:48,833
Yeah!
863
00:48:48,867 --> 00:48:50,368
We don't subscribe
to society's labels.
864
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,304
- Isn't that right, baby?
- Oh my god, shut up!
865
00:48:53,338 --> 00:48:57,075
You're so fucking lucky
that your friend turned up.
866
00:48:57,108 --> 00:48:58,643
Keep him quiet!
867
00:49:05,315 --> 00:49:06,382
Skylar!
868
00:49:06,416 --> 00:49:07,751
Hi, why is Justin's
car still here?
869
00:49:07,784 --> 00:49:08,920
I mean, he said he
was going to come over
870
00:49:08,952 --> 00:49:11,155
after you posted that
hot bathroom selfie,
871
00:49:11,188 --> 00:49:12,556
which I thought
was kind of weird,
872
00:49:12,590 --> 00:49:15,293
but clearly it was a sign
for him to come over, right?
873
00:49:15,326 --> 00:49:16,327
What?
874
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:17,295
Ew, no.
875
00:49:17,327 --> 00:49:19,896
Wait, yes. Yes, it was.
876
00:49:19,931 --> 00:49:20,898
Look, here are the earrings.
877
00:49:20,931 --> 00:49:22,766
Look at you flaunting
your sexcapades online.
878
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:25,536
I thought that was against one
of your rules or something.
879
00:49:25,570 --> 00:49:27,138
All right, Skylar,
have a great day.
880
00:49:27,170 --> 00:49:28,539
I will see you later.
881
00:49:34,043 --> 00:49:35,846
Yoo-hoo, Justin!
882
00:49:38,715 --> 00:49:40,784
- You hoe.
- Drop it, drop it.
883
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:44,154
Drop it.
884
00:49:44,188 --> 00:49:45,656
Skylar, stop it.
885
00:49:46,958 --> 00:49:49,193
Was it everything
you ever dreamed of?
886
00:49:49,226 --> 00:49:51,228
Dude, would you stop being
887
00:49:51,262 --> 00:49:53,498
such an obnoxious
bitch right now?
888
00:49:56,199 --> 00:49:58,802
Just take the fucking earrings.
889
00:49:58,835 --> 00:49:59,769
Jesus. Sorry.
890
00:49:59,802 --> 00:50:01,170
I mean, I didn't
think you would care
891
00:50:01,204 --> 00:50:02,907
since you got them for free.
892
00:50:04,007 --> 00:50:05,442
Oh my God.
893
00:50:06,143 --> 00:50:07,177
It's not about the earrings.
894
00:50:07,210 --> 00:50:11,381
It's about you
being this hanger on
895
00:50:11,416 --> 00:50:14,952
just using me for
attention and likes
896
00:50:14,985 --> 00:50:17,121
and to meet these douchey guys
897
00:50:17,155 --> 00:50:18,856
who I would never sleep with
898
00:50:18,889 --> 00:50:21,793
if they paid me more
than a Nutrocon deal.
899
00:50:22,793 --> 00:50:23,528
Wow.
900
00:50:23,561 --> 00:50:24,829
I am so confused.
901
00:50:24,862 --> 00:50:25,896
I'm just gonna go.
902
00:50:26,931 --> 00:50:27,766
Please do.
903
00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:30,468
You really think you're
saving the world, don't you?
904
00:50:30,501 --> 00:50:32,903
One mindless teenager at a time.
905
00:50:32,936 --> 00:50:33,670
You know what?
906
00:50:33,704 --> 00:50:35,438
Apricots smell like cat pee.
907
00:50:41,244 --> 00:50:43,179
I bet you really enjoyed that.
908
00:50:45,916 --> 00:50:46,951
You're right.
909
00:50:46,983 --> 00:50:47,851
I did.
910
00:50:55,293 --> 00:50:57,628
Baby, I gotta
come clean to you.
911
00:50:57,661 --> 00:50:59,062
I owe people some money.
912
00:50:59,097 --> 00:51:00,899
I swear I never thought
they would come for you.
913
00:51:00,931 --> 00:51:03,132
But we're in this
together, okay?
914
00:51:03,166 --> 00:51:04,869
It's like a bonding experience.
915
00:51:04,902 --> 00:51:06,271
We'll have so much
in common after this.
916
00:51:06,304 --> 00:51:08,172
We are fucking doomed!
917
00:51:08,206 --> 00:51:09,941
Do you not see that?
918
00:51:09,974 --> 00:51:11,142
Let me comfort you.
919
00:51:11,175 --> 00:51:12,576
Oh my God.
920
00:51:12,610 --> 00:51:15,079
How do you not get
that I do not like you?
921
00:51:15,112 --> 00:51:16,780
We just haven't hooked up yet.
922
00:51:19,382 --> 00:51:21,918
I have over a
million followers.
923
00:51:21,952 --> 00:51:23,020
Okay?
924
00:51:23,054 --> 00:51:24,889
Someone is gonna notice
that I am missing
925
00:51:24,922 --> 00:51:28,726
and you are going
to fucking jail!
926
00:51:30,059 --> 00:51:30,929
But you're not missing.
927
00:51:30,961 --> 00:51:32,096
We're manning the
empire for you.
928
00:51:32,128 --> 00:51:37,168
Just give us a reason to
completely destroy it.
929
00:51:37,201 --> 00:51:38,670
Go ahead.
930
00:51:38,702 --> 00:51:39,536
Do it!
931
00:51:41,271 --> 00:51:42,474
Done.
932
00:51:43,139 --> 00:51:44,275
Good.
933
00:51:44,309 --> 00:51:48,211
Because everyone knows that
I would never post that photo
934
00:51:48,246 --> 00:51:49,413
and that I have been hacked
935
00:51:49,447 --> 00:51:50,615
and that something is wrong
936
00:51:50,648 --> 00:51:53,251
and there will be
a mob of people
937
00:51:54,318 --> 00:51:56,488
banging down that
door any minute.
938
00:51:58,356 --> 00:52:00,725
It's One.
939
00:52:00,757 --> 00:52:01,725
Hello?
940
00:52:01,759 --> 00:52:03,561
Put me on speaker.
941
00:52:05,128 --> 00:52:06,530
Go to the door.
942
00:52:06,563 --> 00:52:11,201
Outside you will find a girl
in a fabulous new outfit.
943
00:52:11,235 --> 00:52:12,503
Let her in.
944
00:52:24,315 --> 00:52:25,483
Hey, bitches.
945
00:52:25,516 --> 00:52:28,119
Nice job totally fucking
up my brilliant plan.
946
00:52:35,226 --> 00:52:36,628
Forget these.
947
00:52:37,996 --> 00:52:39,230
Who are you?
948
00:52:39,262 --> 00:52:40,163
Did One send you?
949
00:52:40,197 --> 00:52:41,699
Whom the fuck did you expect?
950
00:52:41,731 --> 00:52:42,967
Arnold Schwarzenegger?
951
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,835
How long have the
others been gone?
952
00:52:44,869 --> 00:52:46,370
They should be back anytime.
953
00:52:46,402 --> 00:52:48,304
Get me a laptop.
954
00:52:48,338 --> 00:52:49,574
We can't miss this window.
955
00:52:49,606 --> 00:52:51,009
I'll just have to do it here.
956
00:52:54,210 --> 00:52:56,179
What's your password?
957
00:52:56,213 --> 00:52:58,249
Oh, uh,
958
00:52:58,282 --> 00:53:00,184
it's kittentickler312
959
00:53:01,251 --> 00:53:03,753
and the I's are
exclamation points
960
00:53:03,788 --> 00:53:06,590
and the T's are capitalized.
961
00:53:15,166 --> 00:53:16,568
Okay.
962
00:53:18,302 --> 00:53:19,236
Okay.
963
00:53:19,269 --> 00:53:20,905
Please, please, please, please.
964
00:53:20,938 --> 00:53:21,773
Okay.
965
00:53:28,378 --> 00:53:29,513
Whoa.
966
00:53:29,545 --> 00:53:30,880
Babe, how'd you
know how to do that?
967
00:53:30,914 --> 00:53:33,117
Women are threatened
enough in our daily lives
968
00:53:33,150 --> 00:53:35,052
that we look that shit up.
969
00:53:35,085 --> 00:53:36,787
You're like a
hot Lifetime movie.
970
00:53:36,820 --> 00:53:38,189
They jammed it.
971
00:53:38,222 --> 00:53:39,057
Shit.
972
00:53:40,925 --> 00:53:42,025
Okay.
973
00:53:42,059 --> 00:53:43,794
I will go out there
and distract them
974
00:53:43,827 --> 00:53:45,529
then you make a run for
the door and go get help.
975
00:53:45,563 --> 00:53:47,965
But I have to protect you.
976
00:53:47,998 --> 00:53:48,633
Oh, okay.
977
00:53:48,666 --> 00:53:50,201
Would you like to go face them
978
00:53:50,233 --> 00:53:51,869
and I'll run and get help?
979
00:53:52,869 --> 00:53:55,172
Well, I mean, you know
them better than I do,
980
00:53:55,206 --> 00:53:57,141
so you probably have
a better chance of-
981
00:53:57,173 --> 00:53:58,208
- That's what I thought.
982
00:53:58,242 --> 00:53:59,110
Okay.
983
00:54:06,416 --> 00:54:07,719
Hi, Abbie.
984
00:54:17,728 --> 00:54:19,730
I can do this.
985
00:54:19,764 --> 00:54:20,965
You can do this.
986
00:54:20,998 --> 00:54:22,065
Come on, bro.
987
00:54:23,666 --> 00:54:26,036
Justin, you useless
piece of shit!
988
00:54:26,070 --> 00:54:27,004
Run!
989
00:54:27,036 --> 00:54:29,539
You're light, you're
love, you deserve love.
990
00:54:29,572 --> 00:54:30,807
You got this, bro.
991
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,143
You got this. Oh shit!
992
00:54:32,175 --> 00:54:33,244
Please, don't hurt me!
993
00:54:33,277 --> 00:54:34,112
Please, please don't hurt me!
994
00:54:34,144 --> 00:54:35,545
- I'll do whatever you want!
- Calm down!
995
00:54:35,579 --> 00:54:37,015
- Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry!
- Turn around!
996
00:54:48,257 --> 00:54:49,660
No, no!
997
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,194
Damn it!
998
00:54:53,230 --> 00:54:55,865
I'm sure this feels
pretty weird right now.
999
00:54:55,898 --> 00:54:58,335
I have done
everything you wanted.
1000
00:54:58,369 --> 00:55:00,137
There's nothing else I can do.
1001
00:55:00,170 --> 00:55:01,170
That's your problem.
1002
00:55:01,204 --> 00:55:03,708
You always tell us to
use our intrinsic power
1003
00:55:03,740 --> 00:55:04,807
to manifest our own greatness
1004
00:55:04,842 --> 00:55:07,778
but you can't even
recognize your own.
1005
00:55:12,882 --> 00:55:16,252
You're using me to
tank the Nutrocon stock?
1006
00:55:16,286 --> 00:55:17,387
How are you doing this?
1007
00:55:17,422 --> 00:55:19,190
I started mining
cryptocurrency
1008
00:55:19,222 --> 00:55:20,724
when I was in high school.
1009
00:55:20,757 --> 00:55:25,929
By the time I got to college,
I had mined around $9,000.
1010
00:55:27,030 --> 00:55:30,801
I thought that was
so much money at the time.
1011
00:55:30,835 --> 00:55:33,202
Then one day I
look at my account
1012
00:55:33,237 --> 00:55:38,443
and that 9,000 in crypto
went up to 5.2 million.
1013
00:55:39,242 --> 00:55:40,177
I was gonna cash out.
1014
00:55:40,210 --> 00:55:43,380
You know, get
invited to a party,
1015
00:55:43,414 --> 00:55:45,516
get a guy to ask me out,
1016
00:55:45,550 --> 00:55:48,519
make over my life to
be more like yours
1017
00:55:48,552 --> 00:55:52,456
but then you made that video.
1018
00:55:52,489 --> 00:55:53,490
What video?
1019
00:55:53,523 --> 00:55:54,724
The weekly vlog
1020
00:55:54,759 --> 00:55:56,092
right before your
birthday last year.
1021
00:55:56,126 --> 00:56:00,364
You said you were gonna throw
this huge party in Hollywood
1022
00:56:00,396 --> 00:56:02,798
and that all of these
influencers and celebrities
1023
00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:04,501
- were gonna be there.
- I have literally
1024
00:56:04,534 --> 00:56:06,037
made thousands of videos.
1025
00:56:06,070 --> 00:56:07,338
How am I supposed to remember-
1026
00:56:07,371 --> 00:56:10,974
- The week after your birthday
you barely mentioned it.
1027
00:56:11,007 --> 00:56:13,043
You just changed the subject
1028
00:56:13,077 --> 00:56:14,445
and talked about jersey cotton
1029
00:56:14,478 --> 00:56:15,878
for like the entire video
1030
00:56:15,913 --> 00:56:19,784
and I thought that was
just like so, so weird
1031
00:56:19,817 --> 00:56:24,922
because even if you hadn't
thrown this huge party,
1032
00:56:25,922 --> 00:56:28,058
you would've still done
something awesome and,
1033
00:56:28,958 --> 00:56:30,894
and that was when
I finally saw it.
1034
00:56:30,927 --> 00:56:33,529
You were pretending
that everything was okay
1035
00:56:33,563 --> 00:56:36,267
but I could tell that it wasn't.
1036
00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:38,268
You were lying.
1037
00:56:38,302 --> 00:56:39,537
You were sad.
1038
00:56:39,570 --> 00:56:40,737
In that moment I knew
1039
00:56:40,771 --> 00:56:43,541
that everything you
promoted was fake.
1040
00:56:44,875 --> 00:56:48,612
Soon after news broke about
those women suing Nutrocon
1041
00:56:48,646 --> 00:56:51,682
and I thought for
sure, for sure,
1042
00:56:51,715 --> 00:56:54,285
they were finally going down.
1043
00:56:54,318 --> 00:56:55,820
I realized that this money
1044
00:56:55,853 --> 00:56:58,989
was my chance to
do something big.
1045
00:56:59,023 --> 00:57:01,559
So I put out several
shorts on Nutrocon
1046
00:57:01,592 --> 00:57:02,593
over the past six months
1047
00:57:02,626 --> 00:57:03,727
under a bunch of-
1048
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:04,894
- What are you talking
about right now?
1049
00:57:04,927 --> 00:57:06,362
It's like betting
on a company to fail.
1050
00:57:06,396 --> 00:57:07,264
It's so basic.
1051
00:57:07,297 --> 00:57:08,330
Oh, hello no.
1052
00:57:08,364 --> 00:57:10,767
Are you seriously mansplaining
my plan right now?
1053
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,871
Can somebody please
get some tape on this?
1054
00:57:14,538 --> 00:57:15,706
Come on, now.
1055
00:57:15,739 --> 00:57:20,343
I did prepare a little
something for you.
1056
00:57:23,246 --> 00:57:25,916
So you have two
options in options.
1057
00:57:25,949 --> 00:57:28,551
If you think a stock
is going to go up,
1058
00:57:28,585 --> 00:57:29,853
you buy calls.
1059
00:57:29,887 --> 00:57:32,155
And if you think it's
going to go down,
1060
00:57:32,190 --> 00:57:33,456
you buy puts.
1061
00:57:33,489 --> 00:57:35,391
If you think a stock will go up,
1062
00:57:35,425 --> 00:57:36,960
you buy call options
1063
00:57:36,994 --> 00:57:39,430
that give you the right
to buy shares of a stock
1064
00:57:39,463 --> 00:57:42,132
at the strike price on
the expiration date.
1065
00:57:42,166 --> 00:57:44,101
So when the contract expires
1066
00:57:44,134 --> 00:57:45,402
and the stock is going up,
1067
00:57:45,436 --> 00:57:47,671
you're still paying
that lower strike price
1068
00:57:47,704 --> 00:57:50,306
for 100 shares per contract.
1069
00:57:50,340 --> 00:57:52,543
When you think a stock
is going to go down
1070
00:57:52,576 --> 00:57:53,943
you buy a put option.
1071
00:57:53,978 --> 00:57:55,878
A put is similar to
shorting a stock.
1072
00:57:55,913 --> 00:57:58,014
You buy contracts
to sell those stocks
1073
00:57:58,047 --> 00:58:00,783
at the strike price on
the expiration date.
1074
00:58:00,818 --> 00:58:02,920
So when the stock
price has gone down
1075
00:58:02,952 --> 00:58:05,056
you're still selling
those hundred shares
1076
00:58:05,088 --> 00:58:08,491
per contract at that
higher strike price.
1077
00:58:08,525 --> 00:58:10,094
So I took a huge gamble
1078
00:58:10,126 --> 00:58:11,795
and traded my 5 million crypto
1079
00:58:11,829 --> 00:58:14,498
to buy thousands of
these put contracts,
1080
00:58:14,532 --> 00:58:18,434
which added up to hundreds
of thousands of shares
1081
00:58:18,467 --> 00:58:21,404
and figured when the
Nutrocon stock dropped
1082
00:58:21,438 --> 00:58:22,905
after all those lawsuits,
1083
00:58:22,940 --> 00:58:25,309
I was going to
sell them all off,
1084
00:58:25,342 --> 00:58:28,346
capitalizing on
Nutrocon's demise.
1085
00:58:31,882 --> 00:58:34,385
- Sounds pretty great, right?
- Right.
1086
00:58:34,418 --> 00:58:36,053
- Wrong!
- What?
1087
00:58:36,085 --> 00:58:37,453
Turns out no one cares
1088
00:58:37,487 --> 00:58:40,824
what evil corporations
do to regular people.
1089
00:58:40,858 --> 00:58:42,126
They paid their way out of it
1090
00:58:42,159 --> 00:58:44,661
and didn't have to face
a single consequence.
1091
00:58:44,695 --> 00:58:46,931
Their stock just kept going up.
1092
00:58:46,963 --> 00:58:49,166
Meanwhile, I was losing money.
1093
00:58:49,199 --> 00:58:50,800
So I had to figure out a way
1094
00:58:50,835 --> 00:58:52,702
to make sure their
stock dropped enough
1095
00:58:52,735 --> 00:58:54,038
to get that money back.
1096
00:58:54,938 --> 00:58:57,941
And enough extra to
make a statement.
1097
00:58:57,974 --> 00:59:00,376
So you're a sellout,
just like everyone else.
1098
00:59:00,409 --> 00:59:01,577
Me?
1099
00:59:01,612 --> 00:59:04,081
I wasn't lying when I said I
was one of your biggest fans.
1100
00:59:04,114 --> 00:59:07,851
You would talk about your
life and your relationships,
1101
00:59:07,884 --> 00:59:09,818
the fun stuff you would
do with your friends,
1102
00:59:09,853 --> 00:59:13,090
and crafting but now all you do
1103
00:59:13,123 --> 00:59:15,224
are sponsored posts
for dumb things,
1104
00:59:15,259 --> 00:59:19,295
stuff that doesn't even
fit with your aesthetic.
1105
00:59:22,699 --> 00:59:23,599
No, no, please.
1106
00:59:23,634 --> 00:59:26,436
We can, we can
1107
00:59:26,469 --> 00:59:27,170
Hey, Brad.
1108
00:59:27,204 --> 00:59:28,338
What the fuck is this
1109
00:59:28,371 --> 00:59:30,106
I'm hearing about you
selling Nutrocon product
1110
00:59:30,139 --> 00:59:30,907
without authorization?
1111
00:59:30,940 --> 00:59:31,875
Oh, I already told you,
1112
00:59:31,907 --> 00:59:32,909
Nutrocon sent it to me.
1113
00:59:32,943 --> 00:59:34,077
Bullshit, Abbie.
1114
00:59:34,110 --> 00:59:35,445
I don't know what the
hell you're trying to do
1115
00:59:35,478 --> 00:59:37,514
but you can consider
your relationship
1116
00:59:37,547 --> 00:59:38,514
with this agency done.
1117
00:59:38,547 --> 00:59:39,916
Now I am on my way to
your house right now
1118
00:59:39,949 --> 00:59:41,817
and you better fucking be there.
1119
00:59:41,851 --> 00:59:43,487
We gotta go.
1120
00:59:43,521 --> 00:59:44,455
What do we do about them?
1121
00:59:44,487 --> 00:59:47,190
We'll have
to take them with us.
1122
00:59:49,425 --> 00:59:51,862
You nearly hit
like seven people
1123
00:59:51,896 --> 00:59:52,730
- on your way here.
- It's called
1124
00:59:52,762 --> 00:59:53,596
a California stop.
1125
00:59:53,630 --> 00:59:55,231
We're in California.
1126
00:59:55,264 --> 00:59:56,067
Guys.
1127
00:59:56,099 --> 00:59:58,601
Nice to finally
meet you, Adam.
1128
00:59:58,635 --> 01:00:00,438
Uh, why does she know my name?
1129
01:00:02,172 --> 01:00:03,239
Oh my God.
1130
01:00:03,273 --> 01:00:05,208
You really messed
this one up, Tory.
1131
01:00:05,775 --> 01:00:06,909
I know. I'm sorry.
1132
01:00:06,943 --> 01:00:09,146
You're lucky
he deserved it.
1133
01:00:09,179 --> 01:00:10,413
Did they call you?
1134
01:00:10,447 --> 01:00:12,782
I've been listening to
everything since yesterday.
1135
01:00:12,817 --> 01:00:14,083
Oh, and by the way,
1136
01:00:14,117 --> 01:00:16,153
the fact that
everyone just assumes
1137
01:00:16,186 --> 01:00:19,423
that I'm a guy for
absolutely no reason?
1138
01:00:20,523 --> 01:00:21,925
Super offended.
1139
01:00:21,958 --> 01:00:23,192
Okay, but what are you
gonna do about these two?
1140
01:00:23,226 --> 01:00:24,060
Let's get them to the van
1141
01:00:24,094 --> 01:00:24,961
and let's move to the second-
1142
01:00:24,994 --> 01:00:26,163
- Yeah but they saw our faces.
1143
01:00:26,195 --> 01:00:28,798
Dude, we don't have
time for this right now.
1144
01:00:28,831 --> 01:00:30,600
I already put myself on the line
1145
01:00:30,634 --> 01:00:32,936
coming here to help you guys.
1146
01:00:32,969 --> 01:00:35,472
So just do what I say
until we're in the clear.
1147
01:00:37,340 --> 01:00:37,974
Move!
1148
01:00:52,688 --> 01:00:53,723
I know things got mixed up,
1149
01:00:53,757 --> 01:00:54,657
but we can't kill them.
1150
01:00:54,692 --> 01:00:55,626
Oh, come on.
1151
01:00:55,659 --> 01:00:57,061
What the fuck is
that supposed to mean?
1152
01:00:57,094 --> 01:01:00,864
You are obviously some
government spy gone rogue.
1153
01:01:00,896 --> 01:01:02,866
Are you fucking serious?
1154
01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:04,768
He's seen us!
1155
01:01:04,802 --> 01:01:06,003
This idiot?
1156
01:01:06,036 --> 01:01:08,038
He's never gonna be
able to identify us.
1157
01:01:08,070 --> 01:01:09,072
Please don't kill me.
1158
01:01:09,106 --> 01:01:10,473
I'll get you your
money, I swear.
1159
01:01:10,507 --> 01:01:12,175
My uncle owns a car
wash in Crenshaw.
1160
01:01:12,208 --> 01:01:13,643
See? He thinks
we're someone else.
1161
01:01:13,677 --> 01:01:14,979
- Guys, guys, it's on.
- A mysterious new makeup line
1162
01:01:15,012 --> 01:01:17,681
has users running scared
in southland today.
1163
01:01:17,715 --> 01:01:18,749
Early this morning,
1164
01:01:18,782 --> 01:01:21,251
mega popular social media
influencer, Abbie Rose,
1165
01:01:21,284 --> 01:01:24,221
began giving away 50 free
samples of a new makeup line.
1166
01:01:24,253 --> 01:01:26,123
Seven of the young women
who tried the products
1167
01:01:26,157 --> 01:01:28,759
were rushed to the ER with
varying degrees of skin damage.
1168
01:01:30,594 --> 01:01:32,563
What did you do?
1169
01:01:32,596 --> 01:01:33,496
Oh, shit.
1170
01:01:34,398 --> 01:01:36,000
It was just
supposed to be a rash!
1171
01:01:36,032 --> 01:01:37,166
It is!
1172
01:01:37,201 --> 01:01:38,735
Authorities are
searching for Abbie Rose
1173
01:01:38,768 --> 01:01:40,603
but she was not found
at her Hollywood home.
1174
01:01:40,637 --> 01:01:41,639
Oh my God!
1175
01:01:43,172 --> 01:01:46,642
Handcuffs, bloody
sheets, sex toys, condoms,
1176
01:01:46,675 --> 01:01:48,844
and male enhancement
pills found in the house.
1177
01:01:48,878 --> 01:01:50,180
What?
1178
01:01:50,213 --> 01:01:51,081
What, babe?
1179
01:01:51,114 --> 01:01:52,115
I was just trying to be prepared
1180
01:01:52,148 --> 01:01:53,550
when we had our
love making sesh.
1181
01:01:53,583 --> 01:01:54,951
Oh, you fucking creep!
1182
01:01:54,985 --> 01:01:56,920
What? I brought condoms!
1183
01:01:56,952 --> 01:01:58,922
I was being considerate, okay?
1184
01:01:58,956 --> 01:02:01,791
Nothing I do is ever
good enough for you.
1185
01:02:01,824 --> 01:02:03,125
And now I gotta do the one thing
1186
01:02:03,159 --> 01:02:05,096
that's gonna get us out of here.
1187
01:02:06,163 --> 01:02:08,764
Look, man, you're clearly
the one in charge here.
1188
01:02:08,798 --> 01:02:12,268
I don't know why she didn't
offer you this before, but...
1189
01:02:12,302 --> 01:02:14,604
Okay, I'll suck your Dick.
1190
01:02:14,637 --> 01:02:16,672
Oh no, no, no, no.
1191
01:02:16,706 --> 01:02:17,674
Come on.
1192
01:02:17,708 --> 01:02:18,974
A kilo
of cocaine was found
1193
01:02:19,009 --> 01:02:20,978
hidden in the trunk
of a silver sedan
1194
01:02:21,010 --> 01:02:22,612
registered to a Justin Hyman,
1195
01:02:22,646 --> 01:02:24,615
suspected to be a
cohort of Abbie Rose.
1196
01:02:24,648 --> 01:02:26,483
Your last name is Hyman?
1197
01:02:26,516 --> 01:02:28,018
Fuck! My coke!
1198
01:02:28,050 --> 01:02:29,619
You asshole!
1199
01:02:29,652 --> 01:02:31,387
Oh my God.
1200
01:02:32,889 --> 01:02:33,723
You know what?
1201
01:02:33,757 --> 01:02:34,592
Skylar was right.
1202
01:02:34,625 --> 01:02:36,025
You are just a bitch.
1203
01:02:39,561 --> 01:02:41,096
You internet sluts
are all the same.
1204
01:02:41,130 --> 01:02:42,766
You're just a fucking whore.
1205
01:02:42,798 --> 01:02:43,766
All of you are just...
1206
01:02:50,373 --> 01:02:51,375
I'm not going back to prison.
1207
01:02:51,407 --> 01:02:53,376
No one was
supposed to get hurt!
1208
01:02:53,409 --> 01:02:54,244
Should I go back there?
1209
01:02:54,277 --> 01:02:55,911
No, keep going.
1210
01:02:55,945 --> 01:02:57,847
You asshole! I told you to wait.
1211
01:02:59,081 --> 01:02:59,982
I already got my
ticket to Cancun.
1212
01:03:00,016 --> 01:03:01,083
It's nonrefundable.
1213
01:03:01,117 --> 01:03:02,286
Super fans of the
social media star
1214
01:03:02,318 --> 01:03:04,054
suspected some sort
of mental breakdown
1215
01:03:04,086 --> 01:03:05,889
after unusual photos were posted
1216
01:03:05,922 --> 01:03:07,324
to her account earlier today.
1217
01:03:07,356 --> 01:03:09,025
Commenting that she
would never post
1218
01:03:09,059 --> 01:03:11,295
the, quote unquote, "Ugly pic."
1219
01:03:46,128 --> 01:03:46,962
I had to do something.
1220
01:03:46,996 --> 01:03:48,364
What? What else-
1221
01:03:48,398 --> 01:03:50,968
- You really think I would
be here without a plan?
1222
01:03:51,001 --> 01:03:54,838
You guys are the
biggest fuck ups.
1223
01:03:54,871 --> 01:03:57,106
Do you know how many people
want to be a part of this?
1224
01:03:57,139 --> 01:03:59,842
I gave you an opportunity
to better yourselves
1225
01:03:59,876 --> 01:04:01,512
and this is how you repay me?
1226
01:04:06,782 --> 01:04:08,485
Videos were sent in
by some of the women
1227
01:04:08,518 --> 01:04:09,619
affected by the makeup.
1228
01:04:09,652 --> 01:04:11,053
Please be warned that
these are graphic
1229
01:04:11,086 --> 01:04:13,123
and may be sensitive
to some viewers.
1230
01:04:13,157 --> 01:04:14,992
It was like the
best day of my life.
1231
01:04:15,025 --> 01:04:16,226
I got Abbie's new box.
1232
01:04:16,259 --> 01:04:17,994
I was so excited to try it out
1233
01:04:18,027 --> 01:04:19,461
and look what happened!
1234
01:04:19,496 --> 01:04:20,998
I got the box from Abbie,
1235
01:04:21,030 --> 01:04:22,231
but then I put on
1236
01:04:22,264 --> 01:04:25,434
and now my face looks like this!
1237
01:04:25,467 --> 01:04:27,269
Abbie, I trusted you.
1238
01:04:27,304 --> 01:04:28,003
I trusted you.
1239
01:04:28,038 --> 01:04:29,405
Look, look!
1240
01:04:30,074 --> 01:04:31,508
What is this?
1241
01:04:31,541 --> 01:04:35,211
I've been following
you for so long.
1242
01:04:35,244 --> 01:04:37,146
There are little
girls everywhere
1243
01:04:37,181 --> 01:04:39,383
who look up to
you, including me!
1244
01:04:40,650 --> 01:04:42,284
You Abbie!
1245
01:04:42,318 --> 01:04:43,653
You ruined me.
1246
01:04:46,121 --> 01:04:48,391
You mutilated innocent people.
1247
01:04:49,326 --> 01:04:50,827
You're sick!
1248
01:04:52,128 --> 01:04:53,063
I only hear your name.
1249
01:04:53,097 --> 01:04:54,898
You forced me!
1250
01:04:54,931 --> 01:04:56,166
Did anyone force you
1251
01:04:56,199 --> 01:04:57,367
to take those other jobs,
1252
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,436
to cash those checks
from companies that-
1253
01:04:59,469 --> 01:05:01,471
- Would you please?
1254
01:05:01,505 --> 01:05:03,306
I need to pay attention.
1255
01:05:03,340 --> 01:05:04,775
What
the Abbie?
1256
01:05:04,807 --> 01:05:05,775
The statement is out.
1257
01:05:05,809 --> 01:05:06,877
Not yet.
1258
01:05:06,909 --> 01:05:07,610
One.
1259
01:05:07,643 --> 01:05:09,112
I bought them at 75 a share.
1260
01:05:09,146 --> 01:05:10,214
It needs to go under 60,
1261
01:05:10,246 --> 01:05:12,649
otherwise this was
all for nothing.
1262
01:05:13,882 --> 01:05:15,085
It's time.
1263
01:05:15,117 --> 01:05:16,018
It'll go lower!
1264
01:05:16,052 --> 01:05:17,288
It'll hit 55!
1265
01:05:18,155 --> 01:05:20,190
Do you really wanna
pussy out now?
1266
01:05:20,224 --> 01:05:21,925
If it's not enough
to make a difference
1267
01:05:21,958 --> 01:05:23,660
then why the fuck are we here?
1268
01:05:25,862 --> 01:05:26,995
Go for it now!
1269
01:05:27,030 --> 01:05:28,131
- No!
- You gotta do it now!
1270
01:05:28,164 --> 01:05:30,000
No! It'll go lower!
1271
01:05:30,032 --> 01:05:31,034
Stop it!
1272
01:05:31,067 --> 01:05:32,068
- Stop!
- You're crazy!
1273
01:05:32,101 --> 01:05:33,068
I'm One! I'm One!
1274
01:05:33,103 --> 01:05:35,003
- You're not One!
- You're crazy!
1275
01:05:35,038 --> 01:05:36,072
- Do it now!
- No!
1276
01:05:36,106 --> 01:05:37,341
- Do it now!
- No!
1277
01:05:37,373 --> 01:05:38,574
Do it now!
1278
01:06:52,047 --> 01:06:53,215
Wait.
1279
01:06:53,248 --> 01:06:55,417
I think it made a mistake.
1280
01:06:55,452 --> 01:06:56,854
Who's Six?
1281
01:06:58,355 --> 01:06:59,822
Who do you think?
1282
01:06:59,856 --> 01:07:01,023
Regardless, their use of
1283
01:07:01,057 --> 01:07:02,224
dangerous chemicals in the past
1284
01:07:02,259 --> 01:07:04,159
has clearly made
stock holders nervous.
1285
01:07:04,193 --> 01:07:05,562
- What?
- That's it Abbie.
1286
01:07:05,596 --> 01:07:08,030
There's an off shore escrow
account waiting for you
1287
01:07:08,065 --> 01:07:10,300
with just over $10 million.
1288
01:07:10,333 --> 01:07:12,434
I don't want your money.
1289
01:07:12,467 --> 01:07:14,269
I just want my old
life back, please.
1290
01:07:14,304 --> 01:07:15,706
It's over, Abbie.
1291
01:07:15,739 --> 01:07:18,976
You won't get a job spritzing
perfume at a mall after this.
1292
01:07:19,009 --> 01:07:19,976
No, no, no, no!
1293
01:07:20,010 --> 01:07:22,545
But you can think of
this as one final deal
1294
01:07:22,577 --> 01:07:25,614
that will set you up for
the rest of your life.
1295
01:07:25,648 --> 01:07:29,952
I'm offering you the
chance to start over.
1296
01:07:31,153 --> 01:07:32,822
With you?
1297
01:07:32,856 --> 01:07:34,190
After everything
you've done to me?
1298
01:07:34,222 --> 01:07:36,592
You have nothing left to lose.
1299
01:07:36,626 --> 01:07:41,465
You are totally and completely
culturally irrelevant.
1300
01:07:49,706 --> 01:07:52,576
What happened on your
birthday last year, Abbie?
1301
01:07:56,112 --> 01:07:57,246
You already know.
1302
01:08:01,150 --> 01:08:02,552
Okay.
1303
01:08:04,186 --> 01:08:08,958
So, this promoter I knew
1304
01:08:10,159 --> 01:08:13,596
said I could throw my
birthday at his club
1305
01:08:14,898 --> 01:08:18,234
and it was gonna
be this huge thing
1306
01:08:18,268 --> 01:08:20,537
and everyone was so excited.
1307
01:08:21,237 --> 01:08:24,373
But then a few days before
1308
01:08:24,407 --> 01:08:28,144
I got in a huge
argument with him.
1309
01:08:28,177 --> 01:08:30,980
I guess I was drunk
1310
01:08:31,014 --> 01:08:35,985
and I didn't tag
his club in a post.
1311
01:08:37,186 --> 01:08:38,755
So I couldn't throw my
party there anymore.
1312
01:08:39,922 --> 01:08:42,791
And I just, I
messaged my friends
1313
01:08:42,826 --> 01:08:46,096
and I told them that we
were gonna just do something
1314
01:08:46,128 --> 01:08:49,099
like low-key instead.
1315
01:08:49,131 --> 01:08:52,768
And I didn't want anything
to go up online about it
1316
01:08:52,802 --> 01:08:58,108
because I was already so just
annoyed with the situation.
1317
01:08:59,175 --> 01:09:00,944
So I told everyone
1318
01:09:00,976 --> 01:09:06,182
that it was going to
be a 1920s themed party
1319
01:09:07,350 --> 01:09:09,686
and they didn't have
phones in the 1920s.
1320
01:09:09,719 --> 01:09:13,524
So no phones allowed.
1321
01:09:15,692 --> 01:09:19,729
No one could post any
pictures at the party,
1322
01:09:19,761 --> 01:09:23,065
no live stories, nothing.
1323
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:28,572
Just live in the
moment for one night.
1324
01:09:30,340 --> 01:09:31,542
And?
1325
01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:36,947
Nobody showed up.
1326
01:09:40,649 --> 01:09:42,685
And that's when you realized.
1327
01:09:50,493 --> 01:09:52,128
That it was all bullshit.
1328
01:09:57,167 --> 01:09:59,503
It's crazy the kind
of influence you have
1329
01:09:59,536 --> 01:10:01,137
when nobody knows who you are.
1330
01:10:19,788 --> 01:10:21,157
Have you ever
looked in the mirror
1331
01:10:21,190 --> 01:10:23,993
and wished she could be
someone else for a day?
1332
01:10:24,027 --> 01:10:24,993
Well, now you can
1333
01:10:25,028 --> 01:10:27,197
with the new
Nutrocon contour kit
1334
01:10:27,229 --> 01:10:29,264
with super blendable powders.
1335
01:10:29,298 --> 01:10:30,766
Slim that sexy face
1336
01:10:30,801 --> 01:10:34,237
and get that razor sharp jawline
you've always dreamed of.
1337
01:10:34,270 --> 01:10:35,505
Nutrocon's contour palette
1338
01:10:35,537 --> 01:10:38,407
will have you red
carpet or selfie ready
1339
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:41,144
before someone can
say "Yes, queen!"
1340
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:19,381
I guess this is it, guys.
1341
01:11:19,414 --> 01:11:21,618
You guys are gonna have to
all come visit me in Cancun.
1342
01:11:21,650 --> 01:11:23,220
I'll have girls around the pool,
1343
01:11:23,252 --> 01:11:25,287
that music video shit.
1344
01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:27,123
Hard pass but thanks.
1345
01:11:27,157 --> 01:11:28,057
Yeah, don't forget,
1346
01:11:28,091 --> 01:11:29,459
you're supposed to give
a bunch to charity.
1347
01:11:29,493 --> 01:11:30,626
It's just few mil,
1348
01:11:30,659 --> 01:11:33,630
and, besides, I am charity.
1349
01:11:33,663 --> 01:11:37,567
And sorry about like throwing
that guy out the van.
1350
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:38,869
Let's just...
1351
01:11:39,569 --> 01:11:42,005
Okay. Well, goodbye ladies.
1352
01:11:42,037 --> 01:11:42,971
I hope to never get into a fight
1353
01:11:43,006 --> 01:11:44,875
with any of you ever again.
1354
01:11:46,309 --> 01:11:47,177
Bye.
1355
01:11:49,212 --> 01:11:50,246
What about you?
1356
01:11:50,279 --> 01:11:52,582
I'm getting my think
tank off the ground.
1357
01:11:52,614 --> 01:11:53,815
Artificial intelligence.
1358
01:11:53,850 --> 01:11:56,252
I'm gonna be like
the next Elon Musk.
1359
01:11:56,284 --> 01:11:57,887
You can call me Lady Musk.
1360
01:11:58,988 --> 01:12:00,289
Once I find a place of my own,
1361
01:12:00,323 --> 01:12:02,792
I'm gonna get a woman's
center up and running.
1362
01:12:02,824 --> 01:12:04,659
We're gonna need
counselors and all that
1363
01:12:04,694 --> 01:12:08,398
and since you're
totally fucking insane
1364
01:12:09,298 --> 01:12:11,301
giving your entire share away.
1365
01:12:13,203 --> 01:12:14,204
A real job?
1366
01:12:15,337 --> 01:12:16,172
Sounds good.
1367
01:12:17,907 --> 01:12:21,278
You never do
anything wrong, do you?
1368
01:12:21,310 --> 01:12:22,144
Hmm.
1369
01:12:27,617 --> 01:12:29,920
Whoa, you're so bad.
1370
01:12:43,565 --> 01:12:46,936
So what do you wanna do?
1371
01:12:49,939 --> 01:12:52,641
I make a call and
the money is yours,
1372
01:12:52,675 --> 01:12:54,476
but if you go back and
tell them what happened,
1373
01:12:54,510 --> 01:12:56,746
then this is all over.
1374
01:12:56,779 --> 01:12:58,381
They'll freeze or
reverse the trades
1375
01:12:58,413 --> 01:12:59,815
and it'll all be for nothing.
1376
01:12:59,849 --> 01:13:01,918
But I don't think
you're gonna do that.
1377
01:13:01,951 --> 01:13:03,052
How do you know?
1378
01:13:03,086 --> 01:13:05,820
I think I know you
pretty well by now,
1379
01:13:05,854 --> 01:13:08,891
which is why I'm
upping my offer.
1380
01:13:09,626 --> 01:13:11,528
We'll add my 20 to your 10,
1381
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:15,331
split the 30, 15 million each.
1382
01:13:21,304 --> 01:13:22,338
They deleted everything.
1383
01:13:23,104 --> 01:13:27,309
Every single trace of me online.
1384
01:13:28,978 --> 01:13:30,212
That means you're free.
1385
01:13:40,256 --> 01:13:41,291
Fuck it.
1386
01:13:42,024 --> 01:13:43,292
- Really?
- Make the call.
1387
01:13:43,326 --> 01:13:44,226
That's so cool.
1388
01:13:45,293 --> 01:13:46,128
Cool.
1389
01:13:47,430 --> 01:13:48,298
Do it.
1390
01:13:51,167 --> 01:13:52,035
Thanks.
1391
01:13:53,670 --> 01:13:55,070
If it means anything,
1392
01:13:55,104 --> 01:13:56,239
there are a lot of people
1393
01:13:56,273 --> 01:13:57,974
that are gonna
love you for this.
1394
01:13:58,006 --> 01:14:01,243
There just isn't a number on
an app to tell you how many.
1395
01:14:01,277 --> 01:14:03,980
I guess I've
always wanted to live
1396
01:14:04,012 --> 01:14:08,952
on an elephant sanctuary
in Thailand or something.
1397
01:14:10,319 --> 01:14:14,090
So what do you want
me to call you?
1398
01:14:14,122 --> 01:14:17,059
Or what's your name or?
1399
01:16:28,256 --> 01:16:32,328
You may have noticed I'm
posting a bit late this week.
1400
01:16:32,362 --> 01:16:33,730
Whoops.
1401
01:16:33,762 --> 01:16:35,030
Fuck.
1402
01:16:39,167 --> 01:16:41,003
Why can't I get this?
1403
01:16:58,599 --> 01:17:03,599
Provided by explosiveskull
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1403
01:17:04,305 --> 01:18:04,476
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