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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,679 --> 00:00:03,619 (water running) 2 00:00:09,496 --> 00:00:11,196 MICHAEL: Alright, so you guys wanna hear the story or what? 3 00:00:11,232 --> 00:00:12,402 -CARMY: Yeah. -RICHIE: Let's go. 4 00:00:12,434 --> 00:00:13,144 MICHAEL: Hmm? Hmm? 5 00:00:13,169 --> 00:00:14,309 RICHIE: Let's go, let's go. 6 00:00:14,338 --> 00:00:15,238 MICHAEL: Alright, here we go. 7 00:00:15,273 --> 00:00:16,613 Here we go, here we go. 8 00:00:16,644 --> 00:00:17,514 So we're at Ceres, right? 9 00:00:17,546 --> 00:00:19,276 Which was the, the bar at the bottom of 10 00:00:19,315 --> 00:00:21,245 the Board of Trade building, right? 11 00:00:21,285 --> 00:00:23,555 Just this little bar in the lobby, right? 12 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:26,131 The thing is, the place opened at like 6:30 in the morning 13 00:00:26,162 --> 00:00:27,732 so that when traders, when they lost their ass 14 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:28,996 when the market opened, they could just, 15 00:00:29,035 --> 00:00:31,665 you know, they could walk over and just get fuckin' hammered 16 00:00:31,707 --> 00:00:32,807 in this little fucking bar. 17 00:00:32,842 --> 00:00:34,482 Anyway, the name Ceres, 18 00:00:34,513 --> 00:00:36,523 it was named after (burps) 19 00:00:36,550 --> 00:00:37,420 the Goddess of Agriculture. 20 00:00:37,451 --> 00:00:39,361 -Sorry. -You and your fucking stories. 21 00:00:39,388 --> 00:00:41,328 Someone's jealous they weren't invited, huh? 22 00:00:41,359 --> 00:00:42,599 (scoffs) I would not have gone. 23 00:00:42,629 --> 00:00:43,699 You would've fuckin' gone. 24 00:00:43,731 --> 00:00:44,801 Hey, Carmy, do some parm. 25 00:00:44,833 --> 00:00:46,203 Yeah, I got you. I got you. 26 00:00:46,235 --> 00:00:47,405 Anyway, on top of the building, 27 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:50,178 there was like a statue of Ceres and her back, 28 00:00:50,210 --> 00:00:51,580 for all of you historians, 29 00:00:51,613 --> 00:00:52,783 was facing towards the east. 30 00:00:52,816 --> 00:00:54,686 And that's because all the trading 31 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,390 had just moved to the Midwest. 32 00:00:56,422 --> 00:00:58,592 So the architect, John Storrs, legend has it, 33 00:00:58,627 --> 00:01:01,467 he built this statue-- It was like a, It was like a big "fuck you." 34 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:03,770 RICHIE: Christ, wake me up when the story starts 35 00:01:03,804 --> 00:01:04,844 and the fucking class is dismissed. 36 00:01:04,873 --> 00:01:06,383 MAN: He's trying to tell his story. 37 00:01:06,409 --> 00:01:07,709 MICHAEL: I'm trying to tell the fucking story. 38 00:01:07,746 --> 00:01:09,276 So anyway-- Just let me add this. 39 00:01:09,315 --> 00:01:11,585 Anyway, so, the point is we're out all night, 40 00:01:11,620 --> 00:01:14,330 we're drunk as shit, we're fuckin' high as shit. 41 00:01:14,358 --> 00:01:15,728 We figured the only place that's still open, 42 00:01:15,762 --> 00:01:17,202 of course, Ceres! 43 00:01:17,231 --> 00:01:18,741 And being 6:45 in the morning, 44 00:01:18,768 --> 00:01:20,298 we are right to assume that the place 45 00:01:20,337 --> 00:01:22,137 is gonna be a fuckin' ghost town, right? 46 00:01:22,174 --> 00:01:23,684 -No, no, no. Fuck off. -Yo, get the fuck outta here 47 00:01:23,711 --> 00:01:24,681 with those raisins. 48 00:01:24,713 --> 00:01:26,153 Mom always added raisins! 49 00:01:26,182 --> 00:01:27,022 We are not fucking doing raisins. 50 00:01:27,051 --> 00:01:28,891 Anyway, Cousin, was it a ghost town? 51 00:01:28,921 --> 00:01:29,921 It was not a ghost town. 52 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:31,656 MICHAEL: Not only was it not a ghost town, 53 00:01:31,694 --> 00:01:33,204 it was a fucking rager. 54 00:01:33,229 --> 00:01:34,429 It was fucking packed! 55 00:01:34,465 --> 00:01:36,595 It was just like. (howls) Right? 56 00:01:36,637 --> 00:01:38,237 All fuckin' Blackhawk fans, 57 00:01:38,273 --> 00:01:39,483 and, Cousin, who was there? 58 00:01:39,509 --> 00:01:40,439 -Savvy. -Oh! 59 00:01:40,477 --> 00:01:42,877 -Get the fuck outta here! -Fucking Savvy! 60 00:01:42,916 --> 00:01:45,146 -Denis motherfucking Savard. -BOTH: Number 18! 61 00:01:45,187 --> 00:01:46,357 In the house! 62 00:01:46,389 --> 00:01:47,429 -SUGAR: Okay. -MICHAEL: But not only that. 63 00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:49,228 No, no, no. It does not stop there. 64 00:01:49,261 --> 00:01:52,841 Chelios fuckin' Belfour, let's go! 65 00:01:52,869 --> 00:01:53,839 -Right? -SUGAR: Okay, that's cool. 66 00:01:53,871 --> 00:01:55,941 The night before, Savvy had gotten inducted 67 00:01:55,975 --> 00:01:57,445 into the fuckin' Hockey Hall of Fame. 68 00:01:57,478 --> 00:02:00,218 We walk into this giant fuckin' party. 69 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,650 I mean, it's going off, right? 70 00:02:01,687 --> 00:02:02,617 A fucking brouhaha. 71 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:03,315 And this motherfucker, 72 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:05,386 he somehow, this curious fellow, 73 00:02:05,427 --> 00:02:06,597 he somehow gets his hands on-- What was it? 74 00:02:06,630 --> 00:02:09,340 It was like a, It was like a Ceres pamphlet or some shit? 75 00:02:09,368 --> 00:02:10,768 Yeah, it was behind the bar. 76 00:02:10,805 --> 00:02:12,375 -Right, so he's-- -Behind the bar. 77 00:02:12,408 --> 00:02:13,908 MICHAEL: He's reading aloud about the history 78 00:02:13,944 --> 00:02:15,624 of the Goddess of Agriculture, 79 00:02:15,648 --> 00:02:17,688 and somehow in that process he somehow decides 80 00:02:17,719 --> 00:02:20,789 that he too has this deep connection to, uh, to agriculture, right? 81 00:02:20,825 --> 00:02:21,885 So he takes out his phone, 82 00:02:21,927 --> 00:02:23,797 and he starts leaving this outgoing message, right? 83 00:02:23,831 --> 00:02:25,271 What was the fuckin' message? 84 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:26,940 "Hi, you have reached the voicemail 85 00:02:26,970 --> 00:02:28,370 "of Richie Jerimovich, 86 00:02:28,406 --> 00:02:29,976 the Goddess of Agriculture." 87 00:02:30,010 --> 00:02:31,810 -(all laugh) -(overlapping chatter) 88 00:02:31,847 --> 00:02:32,877 So fuckin' stupid. 89 00:02:32,916 --> 00:02:34,286 That shit is genius! 90 00:02:34,318 --> 00:02:35,418 So the goddess over here, 91 00:02:35,454 --> 00:02:36,624 he's trying to leave this message, 92 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,257 but he's a puddle, he keeps fucking up. 93 00:02:38,293 --> 00:02:40,503 It's just getting louder and louder and louder, 94 00:02:40,531 --> 00:02:41,771 and somehow with all the cacophony 95 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:42,840 and all the fuckin' nonsense, 96 00:02:42,869 --> 00:02:44,509 with all the fuckin' hullabaloo, 97 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,509 we hear this fuckin' voice ring out, 98 00:02:46,543 --> 00:02:49,823 and the voice says, "What are you doing?" 99 00:02:49,850 --> 00:02:50,920 (laughs) 100 00:02:50,952 --> 00:02:51,992 Right? 101 00:02:52,020 --> 00:02:53,690 And right in front of us, this guy, 102 00:02:53,724 --> 00:02:56,234 he turns around, who was it? 103 00:02:56,262 --> 00:02:57,732 -Bill Murray! Bill Murray! -SUGAR: What? 104 00:02:57,765 --> 00:02:59,965 -Of course, it's Bill Murray. -(all shouting) 105 00:03:00,003 --> 00:03:02,413 Bill fuckin' Murray! He's right there. 106 00:03:02,441 --> 00:03:04,611 Bill fucking Murray actually says to Richie, 107 00:03:04,646 --> 00:03:06,946 he says to him, he goes, "Why are you doing that?" 108 00:03:06,984 --> 00:03:09,994 And Richie says, "Because it's funny." 109 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,833 He fucking says that to Bill Murray, "Because it's funny." 110 00:03:12,862 --> 00:03:14,232 And Bill Murray says, "No, no." 111 00:03:14,265 --> 00:03:15,895 -RICHIE: "No, it's not." -"That is not funny." 112 00:03:15,935 --> 00:03:17,735 He goes, "Give me your phone." 113 00:03:17,772 --> 00:03:18,912 RICHIE: Yeah, yep. 114 00:03:18,941 --> 00:03:20,581 And then he goes... 115 00:03:22,047 --> 00:03:23,417 "What's your name?" 116 00:03:24,018 --> 00:03:24,848 Right? 117 00:03:24,887 --> 00:03:27,457 I mean, Bill Murray says this to me. 118 00:03:27,992 --> 00:03:29,002 The king. 119 00:03:29,028 --> 00:03:29,898 Fuckin' Bill Murray. 120 00:03:29,930 --> 00:03:31,870 Yeah, no, I understand who that is. 121 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:35,470 If you call me, you can hear it. 122 00:03:35,508 --> 00:03:36,708 -I get it. -RICHIE: Call me. 123 00:03:36,743 --> 00:03:37,583 -I-I-I-- -I still got it. 124 00:03:37,612 --> 00:03:39,022 -I believe you-- -It's still on my phone. 125 00:03:39,048 --> 00:03:40,378 I'm good. 126 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:42,720 -RICHIE: Really? -Thank you. 127 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:44,727 You don't wanna hear it? 128 00:03:47,064 --> 00:03:49,774 You guys were at a bar at 6:45 in the morning? 129 00:03:51,874 --> 00:03:53,314 Uh... 130 00:03:53,343 --> 00:03:55,483 Yeah, but, I mea-- 131 00:03:55,515 --> 00:03:57,345 The, the whole point of it is-- 132 00:04:05,935 --> 00:04:07,735 (sirens wailing) 133 00:04:13,049 --> 00:04:15,419 (upbeat music playing) 134 00:04:23,069 --> 00:04:25,439 (sizzling) 135 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:27,383 -RICHIE: Okay, there we go. That's a good picture. -Checks! 136 00:04:27,411 --> 00:04:28,651 RICHIE: That's better. 137 00:04:29,683 --> 00:04:30,383 She has nice eyes. 138 00:04:30,417 --> 00:04:31,917 RICHIE: She does have nice eyes. 139 00:04:31,954 --> 00:04:33,164 No sense of humor, you know. 140 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:34,990 -And even worse, Tina, I'll tell you... -SYDNEY: Behind. 141 00:04:35,026 --> 00:04:36,356 ...even actually much worse, 142 00:04:36,395 --> 00:04:39,535 -it's like she got no-- -Behind. 143 00:04:39,569 --> 00:04:42,979 no sense of Chicago history, you know what I'm saying? 144 00:04:43,009 --> 00:04:44,609 Whatever, other fish in the sea. 145 00:04:44,646 --> 00:04:47,346 See you in another galaxy, puta. 146 00:04:47,384 --> 00:04:49,394 -(Tina laughs) -Yo, listen up! 147 00:04:49,421 --> 00:04:51,361 Okay, I just yelled like that? 148 00:04:51,927 --> 00:04:53,457 Yeah, make it worth it. 149 00:04:53,497 --> 00:04:56,397 Take this green tape off before it gets to us. 150 00:04:56,435 --> 00:04:58,105 It takes five seconds, 151 00:04:58,139 --> 00:05:00,009 'cause once it's soapy and our fingers are pruned, 152 00:05:00,043 --> 00:05:02,683 we can't fuck with this shit, cool? 153 00:05:02,715 --> 00:05:03,815 ALL: Yes, Chef! 154 00:05:03,851 --> 00:05:05,451 Thank you for your time. 155 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:09,403 CARMY: Two hours to open, Chefs. 156 00:05:09,428 --> 00:05:11,498 -Here, Chef, I think this new dish is dialed. -Great. 157 00:05:11,533 --> 00:05:12,843 -Can we jam on that later? -It's what we were talking about. 158 00:05:12,869 --> 00:05:15,069 -That elevated-- -Later is better for me, Chef. 159 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:16,376 ...the risotto with etouffee stock. 160 00:05:16,409 --> 00:05:17,409 Hey, T, watch those peppers. 161 00:05:17,444 --> 00:05:18,714 It's easily adaptable, 162 00:05:18,747 --> 00:05:20,117 we can make it for a great to-go. 163 00:05:20,150 --> 00:05:21,420 Are you saying "risotto to-go" to me? 164 00:05:21,452 --> 00:05:22,422 I am barely convinced 165 00:05:22,454 --> 00:05:23,324 we're ready for to-go at all at this point. 166 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:25,026 I'm just saying if you should dine in, 167 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:26,030 dine out, plus we're using ingredients 168 00:05:26,062 --> 00:05:27,132 that are just lying around here. 169 00:05:27,164 --> 00:05:28,974 It's pretty smart, let's just try it. 170 00:05:29,001 --> 00:05:30,671 -I don't understand. It's right here. -Chef. Chef. 171 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:31,835 -Chef. Chef. -You can have a taste. 172 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:32,513 Hey, listen to me, please. 173 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:34,781 One, I'm thinking about it. 174 00:05:34,813 --> 00:05:36,783 So hold on, please. Okay? 175 00:05:36,817 --> 00:05:39,117 Two, I know everybody you used to work for, 176 00:05:39,154 --> 00:05:41,034 I called them before hiring you. 177 00:05:41,058 --> 00:05:42,658 And why'd you do that? 178 00:05:42,695 --> 00:05:44,795 Because your resume is excellent and this place is not. 179 00:05:44,833 --> 00:05:46,503 Everybody said you are incredibly smart, 180 00:05:46,536 --> 00:05:47,666 you are incredibly talented. 181 00:05:47,705 --> 00:05:50,505 They also said you are incredibly inpatient 182 00:05:50,544 --> 00:05:51,584 and incredibly green. 183 00:05:51,613 --> 00:05:54,653 Okay, so that's why my business couldn't cut it, 184 00:05:54,686 --> 00:05:56,086 that's why I'm here, that's why you-- 185 00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:57,392 That's not what I'm saying, no. 186 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:58,134 So, So what are you saying? 187 00:05:58,159 --> 00:05:59,899 I'm saying, give me a minute. 188 00:06:00,798 --> 00:06:01,568 Yes, Chef. 189 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,600 Okay. Now, can you make this work 190 00:06:03,637 --> 00:06:05,107 -without ruining the flow? -Yes, Chef. 191 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:06,280 Did you talk to Manny and Angel? 192 00:06:06,309 --> 00:06:08,079 -Yes, I spoke with them-- -They're gonna have a shit-fit-- 193 00:06:08,112 --> 00:06:08,982 -already, Chef. -with the pans, okay? 194 00:06:09,014 --> 00:06:10,854 Now, so you know where I'm coming from. 195 00:06:10,885 --> 00:06:13,615 We have finally gotten this to a place 196 00:06:13,657 --> 00:06:17,457 where things are sort of, kind of a little bit chill, right? 197 00:06:17,498 --> 00:06:19,868 I would like to hold on to that as long as I possibly can. 198 00:06:19,903 --> 00:06:23,183 -(door pounding) -SUGAR: God damn it, Carmy! 199 00:06:23,209 --> 00:06:24,609 Hey, did you get it? 200 00:06:24,646 --> 00:06:27,476 What, What exactly is it I'm-I'm-I'm looking for? 201 00:06:27,518 --> 00:06:30,458 Oh, wow. You are special. 202 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,691 -Yeah. -You know, there is something 203 00:06:31,727 --> 00:06:33,497 called the Internal Revenue Service 204 00:06:33,530 --> 00:06:35,430 and they collect taxes from human beings. 205 00:06:35,467 --> 00:06:36,497 I know this, Natalie. 206 00:06:36,536 --> 00:06:37,636 Yeah, and the people in this place, 207 00:06:37,672 --> 00:06:40,752 they haven't given that government organization anything 208 00:06:40,778 --> 00:06:41,748 in five years. 209 00:06:41,780 --> 00:06:45,960 And somehow I'm a co-owner in this nightmare 210 00:06:45,988 --> 00:06:49,628 and my home will be seized if I don't give them some money. 211 00:06:49,662 --> 00:06:52,202 Okay, so I've spent the last few days 212 00:06:52,234 --> 00:06:54,514 on top of my other job and my life 213 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,579 getting all of your documents in order, 214 00:06:56,610 --> 00:06:58,510 so I can reach an agreement with them 215 00:06:58,547 --> 00:06:59,817 to pay a smaller amount. 216 00:06:59,849 --> 00:07:02,249 So I'm gonna need you to go in there 217 00:07:02,287 --> 00:07:04,687 and to get the payroll records from 2018. 218 00:07:04,726 --> 00:07:05,756 Can you do that for me, please? 219 00:07:05,795 --> 00:07:07,695 -I can do that. I can do that. -SUGAR: Thank you. 220 00:07:07,732 --> 00:07:09,102 Who's, uh, seizing your house, Shug? 221 00:07:09,134 --> 00:07:11,874 Ugh. The IRS, Rich. 222 00:07:13,977 --> 00:07:16,147 Tax shit... Yikes. 223 00:07:16,182 --> 00:07:17,952 -You’re yikes. -Yikes. 224 00:07:17,985 --> 00:07:18,945 Okay, go, Carmy. 225 00:07:18,987 --> 00:07:20,787 I know. I know exactly where it is, alright? 226 00:07:20,825 --> 00:07:21,685 Thank you. 227 00:07:21,727 --> 00:07:23,127 Fuck you! 228 00:07:23,162 --> 00:07:24,702 Fuck you! 229 00:07:26,035 --> 00:07:29,275 Wait a minute, it's a fuck you. 230 00:07:29,308 --> 00:07:31,578 Why the hell would he organize it like this? 231 00:07:31,613 --> 00:07:34,023 I don't know. I'll ask him when he's not dead. 232 00:07:54,926 --> 00:07:56,196 (sighs) 233 00:07:56,228 --> 00:07:57,528 Ass. 234 00:08:00,638 --> 00:08:02,268 Should I be wearing a gas mask? 235 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:03,737 MARCUS: No, man, you're good. 236 00:08:03,777 --> 00:08:04,877 Who's that? 237 00:08:04,913 --> 00:08:06,223 Hmm? 238 00:08:06,248 --> 00:08:08,688 Oh, that's Richard Hart. 239 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,560 Hart Bageri in Copenhagen. 240 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:11,891 That's a bad motherfucker. 241 00:08:13,029 --> 00:08:13,999 Cool. 242 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,870 You good, man? 243 00:08:16,903 --> 00:08:17,973 Yeah, you? 244 00:08:18,005 --> 00:08:19,735 Yeah, yeah. 245 00:08:19,776 --> 00:08:25,646 You know, if you need anything, like whatever, you know. 246 00:08:26,355 --> 00:08:27,885 Like what? 247 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:29,525 I don't know, like-- 248 00:08:30,263 --> 00:08:31,603 Ah, fuck it. 249 00:08:31,633 --> 00:08:33,973 Look, man... when I tried out for the Cubs, 250 00:08:34,004 --> 00:08:36,614 I was playing on the farm team and they wouldn't put me up, 251 00:08:36,643 --> 00:08:39,653 and I was broke. 252 00:08:39,682 --> 00:08:43,192 And I got pretty good at... figuring out places to stay. 253 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:46,162 Bro, I'm-- What? I'm not homeless. 254 00:08:46,195 --> 00:08:47,665 Then what's up with the nest? 255 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:49,138 Oh, I just started sleeping here 256 00:08:49,168 --> 00:08:50,768 so I could save time on my commute. 257 00:08:50,805 --> 00:08:53,105 I'm just so close to nailing these donuts 258 00:08:53,142 --> 00:08:54,182 and they gotta be perfect. 259 00:08:54,211 --> 00:08:55,781 Okay, good. 260 00:08:55,815 --> 00:08:57,815 So you're a psychopath, cool. 261 00:08:57,852 --> 00:09:00,062 I just want them to be perfect. 262 00:09:00,089 --> 00:09:01,059 You want perfection, bro? 263 00:09:01,091 --> 00:09:02,761 Start with a shower. 264 00:09:04,732 --> 00:09:06,802 It's not even that bad. 265 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:09,137 Wait, you used to play for the fucking Cubs? 266 00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:16,119 You good? 267 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:19,085 Yo. 268 00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:21,630 You okay? 269 00:09:22,234 --> 00:09:23,574 Yeah. 270 00:09:26,342 --> 00:09:27,882 It feels weird out there. 271 00:09:30,383 --> 00:09:32,353 Bar closed. 272 00:09:32,387 --> 00:09:34,157 You go there a lot, or... 273 00:09:34,191 --> 00:09:35,801 RICHIE: Nah. 274 00:09:35,828 --> 00:09:38,998 The owner and I don't really see eye to eye. 275 00:09:39,034 --> 00:09:41,614 -Huh. -But nice to know it was there, you know. 276 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,347 It was like a fixture. 277 00:09:44,378 --> 00:09:46,648 SYDNEY: Yeah, like Logan... 278 00:09:47,317 --> 00:09:50,987 Wicker... Pilsen. 279 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,055 Yep. 280 00:09:53,229 --> 00:09:55,199 They all suck now. 281 00:09:55,233 --> 00:09:57,273 SYDNEY: They're different. 282 00:09:57,304 --> 00:09:59,644 RICHIE: Yeah, they are different. 283 00:09:59,676 --> 00:10:00,706 That's why I keep telling you guys, 284 00:10:00,744 --> 00:10:02,354 stop fuckin' with this place. 285 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:04,150 You know, you let up a little bit... 286 00:10:05,353 --> 00:10:07,263 everything changes. 287 00:10:07,290 --> 00:10:09,660 You know, you don't realize 288 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,696 this is a delicate ecosystem... 289 00:10:12,802 --> 00:10:15,842 and it's held together by a shared history, 290 00:10:15,874 --> 00:10:19,014 and love and respect. 291 00:10:23,322 --> 00:10:26,902 There's this statue on top of the Board of Trade, 292 00:10:27,698 --> 00:10:29,398 goddess, right? 293 00:10:29,434 --> 00:10:30,404 She has no face. 294 00:10:30,436 --> 00:10:32,776 People are like, "Where the fuck's her face?" 295 00:10:32,808 --> 00:10:35,448 An, uh, a-architect John Storrs, right? 296 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:38,420 John Storrs goes, "Well, when we put it up there, 297 00:10:38,452 --> 00:10:39,762 "it was the tallest building in the city 298 00:10:39,789 --> 00:10:41,159 "and no one really gonna see her face, 299 00:10:41,191 --> 00:10:44,301 so we didn't bother to put one." 300 00:10:44,331 --> 00:10:47,911 But now, every goddamn building is taller than the next one 301 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,279 and they all just look out at this chick with no face 302 00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:52,050 -and it's just-- -(gunshots) 303 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,480 -Yo, what the fuck? -(tires screeching) 304 00:10:53,517 --> 00:10:55,317 -(indistinct yelling) -Yo, what the fuck? 305 00:10:55,353 --> 00:10:56,893 Are you fucking kidding me? 306 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:57,763 -Is everybody alright? -You good? 307 00:10:57,792 --> 00:10:58,462 -Yeah. -Yeah. 308 00:10:58,493 --> 00:11:00,003 RICHIE: Mother fuck! 309 00:11:00,029 --> 00:11:01,829 -CARMY: Everybody okay, yeah? -SYDNEY: Yeah. 310 00:11:01,866 --> 00:11:03,436 -Sounds like a pistol. -Everybody straight? 311 00:11:03,469 --> 00:11:05,039 RICHIE: The fuck is going on around here? 312 00:11:05,073 --> 00:11:06,343 MARCUS: Yo, Richie, don't go out there. 313 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,305 What you doing, bro? 314 00:11:07,344 --> 00:11:08,814 (indistinct chatter) 315 00:11:08,847 --> 00:11:10,177 JOHN: It's getting crazy out here. 316 00:11:20,269 --> 00:11:23,109 Hey, yo. Crooked John. 317 00:11:24,177 --> 00:11:24,977 What's up? 318 00:11:25,012 --> 00:11:26,822 You guys see who shot up my window? 319 00:11:26,850 --> 00:11:28,050 I didn't see it, man. 320 00:11:28,085 --> 00:11:29,955 It scared the shit out of me though. 321 00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:31,459 Sounded like a little marble. 322 00:11:31,493 --> 00:11:32,603 Yeah, right? 323 00:11:32,629 --> 00:11:35,999 Probably some dumbass kid fucking with his mom's 22. 324 00:11:37,003 --> 00:11:39,113 Listen, man. 325 00:11:39,141 --> 00:11:41,411 You know, you guys aren't supposed to be hanging out here. 326 00:11:41,445 --> 00:11:42,875 I asked you to hang out down there. 327 00:11:42,915 --> 00:11:44,345 Yeah, don't call the cops. 328 00:11:44,384 --> 00:11:46,794 John... Don't hurt my feelings. 329 00:11:46,823 --> 00:11:47,963 How long have you known me? 330 00:11:47,992 --> 00:11:50,232 Alright, I do not give a fuck what you do 331 00:11:50,263 --> 00:11:51,273 or who you do it with. 332 00:11:51,298 --> 00:11:53,038 All I ask is you do it over there 333 00:11:53,069 --> 00:11:55,509 and, you know, keep it at a reasonable volume. 334 00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:57,111 But we can't chill over there, man. 335 00:11:57,143 --> 00:11:58,413 RICHIE: Why can't you chill over there? 336 00:11:58,446 --> 00:12:00,116 -It's dangerous. -RICHIE: Dangerous? 337 00:12:00,149 --> 00:12:02,019 But you motherfuckers have weapons on you. 338 00:12:02,053 --> 00:12:05,163 It's a different dangerous. Construction dangerous. 339 00:12:05,193 --> 00:12:07,503 The vent went cold, the whole shit's gutted. 340 00:12:07,531 --> 00:12:08,831 They're building a Sweetgreen. 341 00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:11,307 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 342 00:12:11,338 --> 00:12:12,468 You know, the bar's closed too. 343 00:12:12,508 --> 00:12:14,108 It's getting ugly. 344 00:12:14,144 --> 00:12:17,124 Alright, I'll tell you what, do me a favor, okay? 345 00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:19,360 Ask around, and see if you can sniff out 346 00:12:19,388 --> 00:12:20,988 who shot up my shit. 347 00:12:21,025 --> 00:12:22,825 -Check Alice. Alright? -Okay. 348 00:12:22,862 --> 00:12:25,172 In exchange, you guys can hang out here, 349 00:12:25,199 --> 00:12:27,239 but low pro, alright? 350 00:12:27,270 --> 00:12:28,340 I don't want any noise. 351 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:30,812 I don't want any fucking gangster shit popping off. 352 00:12:30,844 --> 00:12:33,354 I don't want anything that's gonna freak out my customers, okay? 353 00:12:33,382 --> 00:12:34,522 -Alright, alright. -You dig? 354 00:12:34,552 --> 00:12:37,292 -Dug. Respect, alright? -RICHIE: Alright. 355 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,533 Thanks, pal. 356 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,260 You all heard him. Okay? 357 00:12:46,782 --> 00:12:48,282 -Wow, I love coming here. 358 00:12:52,747 --> 00:12:54,587 -RICHIE: Are you okay? -Hmm, yeah, you? 359 00:12:54,618 --> 00:12:57,558 Yeah. Fuck, I don't even know anymore. 360 00:12:59,026 --> 00:13:01,056 Should we call the cops? 361 00:13:01,097 --> 00:13:02,197 ALL: No. 362 00:13:02,232 --> 00:13:03,772 They're sweeping glass up. 363 00:13:03,803 --> 00:13:04,513 I know. 364 00:13:04,538 --> 00:13:06,138 -Tuesday afternoon? -Sugar. 365 00:13:06,174 --> 00:13:07,484 I'm gonna lose my house. 366 00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:09,150 Don't co-sign for a drug addict. 367 00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:11,020 Forty-five minutes to open, Chefs! 368 00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:12,150 ALL: Yes, Chef. 369 00:13:12,186 --> 00:13:13,916 Keep not processing trauma, Carm. 370 00:13:13,956 --> 00:13:15,586 Dude, what? I can't close. 371 00:13:15,626 --> 00:13:17,626 Yeah, just keep working. It's like nothing ever happened. 372 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,044 A window got shot out, everybody is fine, the end. 373 00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:21,198 'Cause that's what I'm talking about. 374 00:13:21,237 --> 00:13:22,567 -Natalie. -Carmy. 375 00:13:24,176 --> 00:13:25,206 You're pissing me off. 376 00:13:25,245 --> 00:13:26,875 And you're pissing me off! 377 00:13:26,982 --> 00:13:27,882 Fucking go. 378 00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:36,943 What? 379 00:13:38,973 --> 00:13:40,483 I didn't say anything. 380 00:13:45,218 --> 00:13:47,488 Did you find, uh, Sugar's-- 381 00:13:48,659 --> 00:13:49,659 I don't know-- 382 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,865 No. No, I didn't find it. 383 00:13:56,675 --> 00:13:58,245 Yeah. 384 00:13:58,278 --> 00:14:00,918 Paperwork's not really my jam. 385 00:14:00,950 --> 00:14:02,020 Me neither. 386 00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:08,698 They didn't teach you accounting at, uh... Noma? 387 00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:13,112 They teach you at DeVry? 388 00:14:13,141 --> 00:14:14,211 Yeah. 389 00:14:14,778 --> 00:14:15,678 (sniffs) 390 00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:18,817 What is that, oven? 391 00:14:21,692 --> 00:14:22,632 No. 392 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,541 No, it was, um... 393 00:14:27,971 --> 00:14:29,841 Michael's 15th birthday party. 394 00:14:31,712 --> 00:14:33,622 Jan-Carlo and Fak got into a fight, 395 00:14:33,649 --> 00:14:35,919 I tried to break it up, I fell into the barbecue. 396 00:14:39,026 --> 00:14:40,056 Fak. 397 00:14:47,677 --> 00:14:49,747 Is there a name for that thing where 398 00:14:51,618 --> 00:14:52,988 you're afraid of something good happening 399 00:14:53,021 --> 00:14:54,961 'cause you think something bad's gonna happen? 400 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,231 I don't know. 401 00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:01,001 Life? 402 00:15:08,686 --> 00:15:10,856 Other night my kid asked me if 403 00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:13,600 my real last name is "Bad News." 404 00:15:13,629 --> 00:15:15,569 Bad News. Like Bad News Bears? 405 00:15:16,935 --> 00:15:20,605 I guess I'm in her mom's phone as "Richie Bad News." 406 00:15:24,818 --> 00:15:25,788 I go... 407 00:15:26,622 --> 00:15:28,992 Tiff, "What the fuck?" 408 00:15:29,026 --> 00:15:30,256 You know. 409 00:15:31,632 --> 00:15:33,902 She says I'm contagious, 410 00:15:33,936 --> 00:15:35,866 I only call with bad news. 411 00:15:41,952 --> 00:15:44,022 Maybe that's not what you're talking about. 412 00:15:47,997 --> 00:15:49,767 Fuck, I don't know. 413 00:15:50,803 --> 00:15:51,813 Fuck it all. 414 00:16:21,865 --> 00:16:25,065 Alright, put me outta my misery. 415 00:16:25,105 --> 00:16:26,065 Flip it, T. 416 00:16:26,107 --> 00:16:28,137 Hey, look alive, Chefs, we open. 417 00:16:28,177 --> 00:16:29,407 Ba-da-ra-ka. Let's go. 418 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,346 Alright. Come on, step right in. Let's go. 419 00:16:31,384 --> 00:16:34,664 Oh, shit, it's the man with the golden dick. 420 00:16:34,691 --> 00:16:36,131 How are you, Tom? 421 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,200 Good to see you, bro. 422 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:41,271 Let me get one beef, little hot, little sweet, dip it! 423 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:42,244 Thanks, Tom. 424 00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:44,953 How is that dog of yours, by the way? 425 00:16:44,978 --> 00:16:46,078 Okay, man? 426 00:16:46,114 --> 00:16:48,954 Got the, the thing off, the cone and everything off? 427 00:16:48,986 --> 00:16:49,946 How are you? 428 00:16:51,257 --> 00:16:54,227 (scatting) 429 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,003 (soft rock song playing) 430 00:17:04,751 --> 00:17:06,421 TINA: Damn, Chef! 431 00:17:13,001 --> 00:17:14,771 Mm! 432 00:17:14,804 --> 00:17:15,814 Brava. 433 00:17:17,075 --> 00:17:18,275 Thanks, Chef. 434 00:17:18,311 --> 00:17:19,781 CARMY: Alright, Ebra and Richie are out front. 435 00:17:19,814 --> 00:17:21,854 Tina, you're floating. We good back here, Chefs? 436 00:17:21,885 --> 00:17:23,015 -ALL: Yes, Chef. -CARMY: Alright, shit. 437 00:17:23,054 --> 00:17:24,994 We better watch the heat on the stove, guys. 438 00:17:25,025 --> 00:17:27,155 Those chickens are coming out pretty dark, yeah? 439 00:17:27,195 --> 00:17:29,265 Yo, Sweeps, when was the last time you cleaned out the grease trap? 440 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,140 -It's getting backed up in there. -SWEEPS: I'll get to it. 441 00:17:31,170 --> 00:17:32,940 -Still dealing with the circuit breaker. -CARMY: Thank you, Chef. 442 00:17:32,974 --> 00:17:35,084 Alright, Chef, you think now might be a good time 443 00:17:35,111 --> 00:17:36,281 for you to try this? 444 00:17:36,314 --> 00:17:37,324 Yes, thank you for asking. 445 00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:38,349 Yes. 446 00:17:38,384 --> 00:17:39,994 -This one? -Yes. 447 00:17:50,776 --> 00:17:52,176 It's tremendous, Chef. 448 00:17:52,212 --> 00:17:53,182 Thank you, Chef. 449 00:17:54,316 --> 00:17:55,816 Sauce is a little bit tight. 450 00:17:55,853 --> 00:17:57,223 Yeah, heard, thank you. 451 00:17:57,255 --> 00:17:58,285 Mm! Mm-hmm! 452 00:17:58,324 --> 00:18:01,164 Um, do you think maybe so-- 453 00:18:01,197 --> 00:18:02,297 -Fire. -Thank you. 454 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,372 Uh... 455 00:18:03,401 --> 00:18:06,811 Maybe we start rolling it out as a special soon? 456 00:18:06,842 --> 00:18:09,012 -See how it plays. -It's getting closer, yeah. 457 00:18:10,015 --> 00:18:12,185 How... How close? 458 00:18:12,219 --> 00:18:13,889 I told you it was great. 459 00:18:13,922 --> 00:18:16,032 You actually said "tremendous," if you remember. 460 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:17,860 I didn't tell you it was perfect. 461 00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:19,434 Well, yeah. 462 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:21,436 I mean, you know, I-I like it. 463 00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:24,380 I think it's great and I'll definitely loosen up the sauce. 464 00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:28,490 -Sydney... Sydney. -Just, you know, I don't understand. 465 00:18:28,519 --> 00:18:30,049 Chef, it's not ready yet. 466 00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:32,160 You understand? 467 00:18:33,829 --> 00:18:35,499 Yes, Chef, I understand. 468 00:18:35,533 --> 00:18:37,303 -Thank you, Chef. -Thank you, Chef. 469 00:18:43,982 --> 00:18:47,162 Hi, um, these are Cola-braised short ribs with risotto, 470 00:18:47,824 --> 00:18:49,334 and they're yours. 471 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,460 -Really? -SYDNEY: Yep, I had an extra. 472 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,268 And I'm Sydney, if you need anything else. 473 00:18:53,301 --> 00:18:55,511 Well, thank you, Sydney. 474 00:18:55,539 --> 00:18:56,939 SYDNEY: Have a good day. 475 00:19:01,852 --> 00:19:02,992 Hey, Sugar, maybe it's not here. 476 00:19:03,021 --> 00:19:04,961 -No, it's here. -CARMY: All right. 477 00:19:05,993 --> 00:19:07,133 (exhales) 478 00:19:22,392 --> 00:19:25,972 I knew it was dumb to co-sign, FYI. 479 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,200 CARMY: I would've done the same thing. 480 00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:31,441 -You wanna fight? -Please. 481 00:19:33,147 --> 00:19:34,987 -I know you're mad at me. -This is just irresponsible. 482 00:19:35,018 --> 00:19:38,158 No, no, no, no. I mean, at your house, all that stuff you said. 483 00:19:38,191 --> 00:19:39,331 I was annoyed. 484 00:19:39,359 --> 00:19:40,899 Yeah, clearly. 485 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:44,300 Ah, look, I think the thing that just pisses me off, 486 00:19:44,336 --> 00:19:48,106 is, is the thing that I'm probably too embarrassed to admit. 487 00:19:50,181 --> 00:19:53,021 Is that you never ask me how I'm doing. 488 00:19:53,589 --> 00:19:55,289 Like ever. 489 00:19:55,325 --> 00:19:56,425 (sighs) 490 00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:58,000 I know it's childish, but... 491 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,839 that's why I'm mad at you... 492 00:20:01,938 --> 00:20:03,408 I think. 493 00:20:03,441 --> 00:20:06,181 Plus, we never spend any real time together. 494 00:20:06,213 --> 00:20:08,953 This place is eating you alive, you know. 495 00:20:08,986 --> 00:20:10,416 You always blame this place. 496 00:20:10,455 --> 00:20:11,525 What do you mean? 497 00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,288 CARMY: I mean, you blame the restaurant, right? 498 00:20:13,327 --> 00:20:16,567 You don't blame Mom, you don't blame Mikey. 499 00:20:16,601 --> 00:20:18,441 SUGAR: How can I not blame this place? 500 00:20:18,471 --> 00:20:20,341 I just cleaned up shot-out glass 501 00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:23,075 and now I'm covered in carbon. 502 00:20:24,517 --> 00:20:27,417 All of our time, money, work, 503 00:20:27,456 --> 00:20:30,326 gets sucked up into this place. 504 00:20:30,361 --> 00:20:35,141 The only thing we get back is chaos, resentment. 505 00:20:39,346 --> 00:20:40,306 It's bullshit. 506 00:20:42,152 --> 00:20:43,462 Sounds like Mom. 507 00:20:43,488 --> 00:20:45,328 -I'm serious. -I'm serious. 508 00:20:45,358 --> 00:20:46,388 (Sugar scoffs) 509 00:20:46,427 --> 00:20:48,927 I just want things to be calm. 510 00:20:48,966 --> 00:20:50,936 I just want things to be on solid ground. 511 00:20:50,970 --> 00:20:53,270 -I-I-I want things to feel-- -Consistent. 512 00:20:53,307 --> 00:20:55,207 Yeah, consistent. 513 00:20:55,245 --> 00:20:56,445 CARMY: Yeah. 514 00:20:58,384 --> 00:21:00,224 That's totally reasonable. 515 00:21:00,255 --> 00:21:01,315 SUGAR: Well... 516 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:05,095 I appreciate you saying that. 517 00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:08,173 CARMY: Um... 518 00:21:09,974 --> 00:21:13,114 I guess all the time I feel like I'm kind of trapped 519 00:21:14,383 --> 00:21:19,363 because I can't describe... how I'm feeling. 520 00:21:19,393 --> 00:21:24,003 So to ask somebody else how they're feeling, 521 00:21:24,036 --> 00:21:25,466 that just seems, uh... 522 00:21:28,444 --> 00:21:30,254 I don't know, insane? 523 00:21:30,281 --> 00:21:31,351 (laughs) 524 00:21:34,389 --> 00:21:35,659 Okay. 525 00:21:35,693 --> 00:21:39,103 CARMY: But I'm sorry, you know, you're um... 526 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,402 you're right. I wanna know how you're feeling. 527 00:21:45,713 --> 00:21:47,583 How are you feeling? 528 00:21:47,617 --> 00:21:48,717 (Sugar scoffs) 529 00:21:48,752 --> 00:21:50,262 Really good. 530 00:21:50,288 --> 00:21:51,418 Just great. 531 00:21:53,695 --> 00:21:54,995 Right. 532 00:22:01,645 --> 00:22:03,245 (exhales) 533 00:22:08,625 --> 00:22:11,355 Yo. Yo, is this it? 534 00:22:13,602 --> 00:22:15,312 Uh... 535 00:22:15,338 --> 00:22:16,738 -Y-Yeah. -Yeah. 536 00:22:16,775 --> 00:22:18,405 -Right? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 537 00:22:19,179 --> 00:22:20,749 Just, uh... 538 00:22:20,783 --> 00:22:24,393 -sitting in this file labeled... -BOTH: "Shit." 539 00:22:34,409 --> 00:22:36,549 (indistinct chatter) 540 00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,722 Hey. Checks. 541 00:22:39,754 --> 00:22:42,064 The lowboys look great, guys. 542 00:22:42,092 --> 00:22:44,202 -(indistinct arguing) -Oh shit! What's he doing? 543 00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:46,739 -(arguing continues) -(horns honking) 544 00:22:46,768 --> 00:22:48,438 What's going on with these edges, Chef? 545 00:22:48,471 --> 00:22:49,441 You gotta be cleaner than that. 546 00:22:49,473 --> 00:22:50,283 This knife is shit. 547 00:22:50,308 --> 00:22:51,208 Okay, well, you gotta sharpen it. 548 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,054 When was the last time you sharpened it? 549 00:22:54,617 --> 00:22:56,617 Fuck! Where's my gun? 550 00:22:56,655 --> 00:22:58,415 Any of you motherfuckers take my gun? 551 00:23:01,363 --> 00:23:02,603 Carmy! 552 00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:04,473 (indistinct arguing) 553 00:23:04,504 --> 00:23:06,414 What? You know I stay here. 554 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,410 Huh? Fuck me! 555 00:23:07,442 --> 00:23:08,782 He's gonna get him! 556 00:23:08,812 --> 00:23:10,222 Um... Uh... 557 00:23:10,248 --> 00:23:11,748 Hello. Everyone, uh, thank you so much 558 00:23:11,785 --> 00:23:12,685 for your patronage. 559 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,090 Everything's under control. 560 00:23:14,122 --> 00:23:16,662 Um, please enjoy your beefs. Focus on that. 561 00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:18,395 Uh, Chicago, am I right? 562 00:23:18,431 --> 00:23:20,241 (indistinct arguing) 563 00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:21,538 Hey, guys! 564 00:23:21,571 --> 00:23:24,081 -(arguing continues) -Hey! Guys! 565 00:23:24,109 --> 00:23:26,749 Guys! Shut up! Please. 566 00:23:27,817 --> 00:23:29,087 Thank you. 567 00:23:30,388 --> 00:23:31,458 What's going on here? 568 00:23:32,526 --> 00:23:33,556 This isn't his space. 569 00:23:33,595 --> 00:23:36,095 (indistinct arguing) 570 00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:37,543 Yeah, 'cause you're-- 571 00:23:37,570 --> 00:23:39,810 Hey! Hey! 572 00:23:39,841 --> 00:23:42,651 Can we lower our voices, please? 573 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,120 Thank you. 574 00:23:44,149 --> 00:23:46,249 I'm Sydney, let's start there. 575 00:23:46,286 --> 00:23:47,186 I'm Sydney. 576 00:23:47,657 --> 00:23:48,687 John. 577 00:23:48,725 --> 00:23:50,185 Mr. Carl. 578 00:23:51,196 --> 00:23:53,696 Okay, Mr. Carl and John. 579 00:23:53,735 --> 00:23:57,435 Hello, associates, good afternoon. 580 00:23:57,475 --> 00:23:58,475 Uh... 581 00:24:00,415 --> 00:24:03,115 (Richie screams) Fuck! 582 00:24:03,154 --> 00:24:04,794 -We didn't take your gun, bro. -Fuck! 583 00:24:05,759 --> 00:24:08,129 Shit. 584 00:24:08,164 --> 00:24:11,844 You apparently know Tina and Gary as well. 585 00:24:11,871 --> 00:24:14,211 Great, so now we all are in various states 586 00:24:14,242 --> 00:24:15,552 of knowing each other. 587 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:16,679 Cool, okay. 588 00:24:16,715 --> 00:24:19,145 So... So, how do we fix this? 589 00:24:19,186 --> 00:24:21,386 Can't be fixed because this guy's a bitch. 590 00:24:21,423 --> 00:24:23,333 Oh, you fuckin' said it for the last time. 591 00:24:23,361 --> 00:24:26,101 -(indistinct arguing) -No! No! 592 00:24:46,206 --> 00:24:48,506 -Alright, so we do this every week, yeah? 593 00:24:48,545 --> 00:24:52,715 Sandwiches, civil conversation, no yelling, 594 00:24:52,753 --> 00:24:55,363 no, no smoking where all the food is. 595 00:24:55,391 --> 00:24:57,301 -You know what I mean, alright? -Okay. 596 00:24:57,328 --> 00:24:59,168 -SYDNEY: Okay. -JOHN: Gonna need a pop too. 597 00:24:59,199 --> 00:25:00,169 Wash down the sandwiches. 598 00:25:00,201 --> 00:25:02,571 RC, Green River, whatever we're working with. 599 00:25:03,474 --> 00:25:05,254 Sure. Great. 600 00:25:05,278 --> 00:25:07,648 Deal only applies to the guys that's out here right now, 601 00:25:07,683 --> 00:25:10,263 so don't go telling your auntie, brother, cousins, friends 602 00:25:10,288 --> 00:25:11,858 to come down here every Tuesday, okay? 603 00:25:11,891 --> 00:25:13,501 -Cool. -Alright. 604 00:25:13,528 --> 00:25:16,198 Cool. Okay, so we good? 605 00:25:16,233 --> 00:25:18,773 Great, you guys take these. I'mma get more of these. 606 00:25:18,805 --> 00:25:20,605 Wild, man. Stay safe out here, G. 607 00:25:20,642 --> 00:25:21,912 MR. CARL: Hey, fancy now, my guy? 608 00:25:21,945 --> 00:25:23,875 SWEEPS: Yeah, man, real fancy. 609 00:25:23,915 --> 00:25:25,485 This is exactly what happens when you 610 00:25:25,519 --> 00:25:27,589 sweep the Padres but fail the drug test. 611 00:25:27,623 --> 00:25:28,423 MR. CARL: Ooh! 612 00:25:28,457 --> 00:25:30,327 -(laughter) -(indistinct chatter) 613 00:25:30,361 --> 00:25:31,301 It's handled. 614 00:25:36,373 --> 00:25:38,343 JOHN: Alright, you think we can handle this, Mr. Carl? 615 00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:40,520 MR. CARL: Okay. 616 00:25:43,254 --> 00:25:45,894 This fuckin' goon, he pulls up again, right? 617 00:25:45,926 --> 00:25:48,356 Tina, now, this is the third stoplight, right-- 618 00:25:48,397 --> 00:25:51,237 Let me get, uh, two dogs, two chickens, four all day, please! 619 00:25:51,270 --> 00:25:53,410 Two dogs, two chickens, four all day. 620 00:25:53,441 --> 00:25:55,651 RICHIE: So finally I roll down the window, right? 621 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:59,789 And I'm like, "Guy, take a breath, it's a fuckin' Honda, 622 00:25:59,821 --> 00:26:00,961 let's just chill for a second." 623 00:26:00,990 --> 00:26:02,430 Sorry about that, but you're gonna love this next shit. 624 00:26:02,459 --> 00:26:03,629 -Listen to this-- -Yeah. I-I-I... 625 00:26:03,662 --> 00:26:05,802 -I'm rocking in here, I'm rocking. -Oh, you rocking? 626 00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:07,403 -Richie, I need you on register-- -RICHIE: Yeah, one second here. 627 00:26:07,435 --> 00:26:08,705 Let me just fuckin' tell this story. 628 00:26:08,738 --> 00:26:09,908 -Richie! -Just one second here. 629 00:26:09,941 --> 00:26:10,841 -SYDNEY: Richie! -Yeah, one second. 630 00:26:10,876 --> 00:26:11,746 -Richie, now. -Yo! 631 00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:14,578 Will you shut the fuck up for a second! 632 00:26:14,617 --> 00:26:17,657 TINA: Richard, outside! Outside now. 633 00:26:20,428 --> 00:26:23,268 Damnit, I'm gonna throw some shit at you. 634 00:26:24,704 --> 00:26:27,344 You remember, T, this place used to be cool, man. 635 00:26:27,375 --> 00:26:29,975 TINA: You need to go home and cool off. 636 00:26:30,014 --> 00:26:31,954 -What? -You need to get outta here. 637 00:26:31,985 --> 00:26:33,485 You are fuckin' my shit up. 638 00:26:33,522 --> 00:26:35,432 RICHIE: Are you fuckin' kidding me? 639 00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:37,298 I feel like I'm on a different fucking planet right now. 640 00:26:37,328 --> 00:26:40,938 My, My game has improved 300% in two months. 641 00:26:40,969 --> 00:26:43,679 This, This place is, is organized, 642 00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:47,418 and, and, and clean, and, and smooth, and-- 643 00:26:48,885 --> 00:26:50,955 Yo, I love Mikey. 644 00:26:50,989 --> 00:26:53,959 You know how much I love that kid, 645 00:26:53,995 --> 00:26:56,565 but, this... 646 00:26:58,337 --> 00:27:01,977 this is real and alive, and-- 647 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:03,980 And what? 648 00:27:05,017 --> 00:27:06,317 And good. 649 00:27:07,857 --> 00:27:09,257 It's good. 650 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,300 RICHIE: Tina. 651 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:13,330 They're kids, you know. 652 00:27:13,367 --> 00:27:16,577 She doesn't understand. She's a baby, you know. 653 00:27:16,608 --> 00:27:18,578 Walking around thinking that she can handle shit. 654 00:27:18,612 --> 00:27:21,552 This is a delicate fuckin' ecosystem! 655 00:27:24,489 --> 00:27:26,029 I don't need this right now, I really don't. 656 00:27:26,059 --> 00:27:27,129 I cannot fuckin' emphasize enough 657 00:27:27,161 --> 00:27:29,831 how much I don't fuckin' need this shit right now. 658 00:27:35,044 --> 00:27:36,554 I'mma quit. 659 00:27:36,581 --> 00:27:37,581 Quit? 660 00:27:43,093 --> 00:27:45,003 And where you gonna go, Richie? 661 00:27:47,368 --> 00:27:48,708 Where you gonna go? 662 00:28:05,872 --> 00:28:08,812 SYDNEY: Alright, let's 86 the ravioli, please, Chefs. 663 00:28:08,845 --> 00:28:10,515 ALL: 86 ravioli, Chef. 664 00:28:10,549 --> 00:28:12,689 -(Sydney speaking indistinctly) -Behind you. 665 00:28:14,389 --> 00:28:15,489 MARCUS: On it, Chef. 666 00:28:15,525 --> 00:28:18,625 (Sydney speaking indistinctly) 667 00:28:18,665 --> 00:28:19,895 SYDNEY: Alright. 668 00:28:19,934 --> 00:28:22,374 (Sydney speaking indistinctly) 669 00:28:23,742 --> 00:28:25,912 ("Last Train Home" by John Mayer playing) 670 00:28:25,946 --> 00:28:28,376 ♪ If you wanna roll me ♪ 671 00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:31,827 ♪ Then you gotta roll me all night long ♪ 672 00:28:31,858 --> 00:28:34,658 (Sydney speaking indistinctly) 673 00:28:35,966 --> 00:28:38,806 ♪ And if you wanna use me ♪ 674 00:28:38,838 --> 00:28:40,578 ♪ Then you gotta use me ♪ 675 00:28:40,609 --> 00:28:43,679 Alright, can I get two chicken, three beef, 676 00:28:43,715 --> 00:28:44,645 all day, please? 677 00:28:44,684 --> 00:28:46,494 CHEFS: Two chicken, three beef, all day, Chef! 678 00:28:46,521 --> 00:28:47,591 SYDNEY: Thank you, Chefs. 679 00:28:47,623 --> 00:28:48,933 I even wanna know what happened out there? 680 00:28:48,959 --> 00:28:50,059 No, you do not. 681 00:28:50,094 --> 00:28:51,934 I just gave some people some leftovers. 682 00:28:51,965 --> 00:28:54,495 Listen, uh, I'm sorry if I was shitty earlier today. 683 00:28:55,973 --> 00:28:57,083 It's all good. 684 00:28:57,108 --> 00:28:58,848 -CARMY: Yeah? -Hmm. 685 00:28:58,878 --> 00:29:02,088 Can I get two more chicken and peppers, please? 686 00:29:02,118 --> 00:29:03,088 With greens, that's four all day. 687 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,560 Can I hear four all day, please? 688 00:29:04,590 --> 00:29:06,090 CHEFS: Four all day, Chef! 689 00:29:06,126 --> 00:29:07,456 SYDNEY: Thank you, Chefs. 690 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,466 Yo, there's VIP on 21, it's Tom Skilling! 691 00:29:10,502 --> 00:29:13,012 So can I get a dessert drop, please? 692 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,580 Yo, Marcus, you hear me? 693 00:29:14,610 --> 00:29:16,150 -MARCUS: Hmm? -SYDNEY: Dessert drop. 694 00:29:16,179 --> 00:29:19,589 -Yes, Chef. -Say it back. Please, Chefs! 695 00:29:19,620 --> 00:29:22,090 Okay, we got four beefs here. We need 'em out front, please. 696 00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:24,095 I love this tempo though. Let's keep it up. 697 00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:26,969 Let's take it up another level. More urgency, please. 698 00:29:27,001 --> 00:29:29,441 -Can I get hands, please? -CHEFS: Hands. 699 00:29:29,472 --> 00:29:31,042 Chef Sydney, three chicken up. 700 00:29:31,076 --> 00:29:32,446 Thank you, Chef. 701 00:29:32,478 --> 00:29:33,848 Can I get hands, please? 702 00:29:33,882 --> 00:29:34,952 CHEFS: Hands! 703 00:29:39,092 --> 00:29:41,872 ♪ No matter how you work it ♪ 704 00:29:41,898 --> 00:29:44,468 ♪ Things go wrong ♪ 705 00:29:45,505 --> 00:29:47,135 ♪ It don't belong ♪ 706 00:29:49,513 --> 00:29:54,723 ♪ So if you're coming with me, let me know ♪ 707 00:29:54,757 --> 00:29:57,127 ♪ Maybe you're the last train ♪ 708 00:29:57,161 --> 00:30:00,131 ♪ Maybe you're the last train home ♪ 709 00:30:00,167 --> 00:30:02,637 ♪ I'm on the last train running ♪ 710 00:30:02,673 --> 00:30:05,143 ♪ I'm on the last train running ♪ 711 00:30:05,177 --> 00:30:07,877 ♪ And I surrender ♪ 712 00:30:07,916 --> 00:30:10,486 ♪ And I surrender ♪ 713 00:30:10,522 --> 00:30:13,032 ♪ I'm on the last train running ♪ 714 00:30:13,060 --> 00:30:15,770 ♪ I'm on the last train running ♪ 715 00:30:15,799 --> 00:30:18,069 ♪ And I surrender ♪ 716 00:30:18,103 --> 00:30:20,783 ♪ And I surrender ♪ 717 00:30:20,809 --> 00:30:23,249 ♪ I'm on the last train running ♪ 718 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,050 ♪ I'm on the last train running ♪ 719 00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:26,094 (vocalizing) 720 00:30:26,119 --> 00:30:27,759 ♪ And I surrender ♪ 721 00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:31,102 ♪ And I surrender ♪ 722 00:30:31,129 --> 00:30:33,639 ♪ I'm on the last train running ♪ 723 00:30:33,668 --> 00:30:36,208 ♪ I'm on the last train running ♪ 724 00:30:36,239 --> 00:30:38,009 ♪ And I surrender ♪ 48504

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