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Good evening ladies
and gentlemen.
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I've just been terribly hurt.
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My ceramics instructor just insulted my pot.
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The one I made in his class.
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He says it isn't fit to
be put in the kiln,
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and he'll probably be
throwing it out in a moment.
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He's in there now
cleaning up the kiln.
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Tonight's play is the
Contest for Aaron Gold.
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And it begins after the usual one,
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minute pause for sponsor identification.
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Well it'll mean lighting it
myself and i've never done that.
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Don't blame me what can you
expect from a generation,
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that was raised on
Hansel and Gretel.
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THE CONTEST FOR AARON GOLD
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WELCOME TO CAMP LAKESIDE
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-Angelo, please.
-I shouldn't have to listen to excuses.
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Let me remind you that in
five days, five miserable days,
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no more no less, we
are opening this camp.
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The parents are going to be
driving their children up here.
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And they can't park
their cars in the lake!
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I understand that, mr Stern.
You told me that.
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You can't park the parents in the lake.
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And tell that to those zombies that work
for you. I'll talk to you later, Angelo.
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-Bernie Fernie Samuelson.
-Mr Stern.
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Bernie boy you're right on time.
I just finished putting,
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up the sign and who should show
up but mr ceramics himself.
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-How do you like it?
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-Fine looks real nice i'm
sure i'll like it fine.
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I thought you would. And we've
got every facility and I mean,
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every facility, exactly as
stated in the new catalog.
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We got kind of a motto here at
lakeside you will never repent,
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what you don't misrepresent.
Am I right or am I right?
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Uh excuse me a minute, Bernie.
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Lefty, Lefty, up
there on a tower.
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That's Lefty James a head
counselor I told you about him.
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Lefty, say hello to
Bernie Samuelson.
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Samuelson.
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Sir M X.
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Watch this. This beats the fire department
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the way this guy goes into action.
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You know it's no fluke he was once
in a tizen picture watch him now.
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Knowing your background in sculpture Bernie
and i'm not going to buy a pig in a poke.
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Knowing your background i'm
confident that you'll agree with me,
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that ceramics has taken a large
step forward here at camp lakeside
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Like I told you in New
York at our interview,
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our motto is top-notch
performance for top-notch clients.
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Or in other words let's have
something to show the parents.
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This instrument, fellas, as many of you know,
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is called a potter's wheel. Men have been,
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using them for hundreds of years to make
themselves many beautiful and useful things.
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You know once upon a time, not so very
long ago, there was no such thing as a,
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neighborhood variety store
or a or a department store,
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or a hardware store
where people could,
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buy the things that they
now take for granted.
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Men had to make things
with their hands.
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-And that's how, well that's how craftsmanship began.
-Uncle Bernie?
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Why do we call you
uncle uncle Bernie?
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Oh, well uh it's uh policy uh gives the,
camp more of a family atmosphere.
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Last year I went to camp Whispering
Willow and it was different.
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We call the, council's cousin Whispering
Willow like, cousin Leo, or our cousin jerome.
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I see well uh the counselors
were probably younger,
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there henry that could be
why you called him cousin.
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Cousin herman at
Whispering Willow,
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-he was twice as old as my father.
-Bless him.
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He should live to
be a thousand.
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Right now we're talking
about the potter's,
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wheel henry the thing that's made it
so remarkable through the centuries...
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Hey, uncle Bernie he's
still a dog in my ear.
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He's a liar it wasn't no dog it
was nothing but a mouse.
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All right, knock it off.
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Uh, suppose everybody
helps himself to clay.
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Not for sticking it in
each other's ears mind you.
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But just to get the feel of
what we're trying to do here
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All right come on, come on.
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What do you think
it is uncle Bernie?
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i'll give you a hint.
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it wriggles.
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And it also crawls on its
belly uncle Bernie.
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-You get it yet? -A snake.
-You knew it all the time.
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That's because I had
certain advantages, Henry.
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Three special courses at one
of our finest universities
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Otherwise I might
never have known.
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Pancake, huh?
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Always a great favorite.
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Something you can depend on.
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Pancakes, snakes,
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and ashtrays.
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It shows great promise.
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All right you guys,
the doubles.
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junior parker says
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Out of the water.
Intermediate dolphins there.
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I said intermediate dolphins.
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That feeds all you
guys to ceramics.
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Rock the mud pies
and hit the dick.
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Hey, wait.
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Uncle Bernie,
we are going swiming.
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Yeah sure i'll mind it but i
won't be responsible for it.
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Thing like this
should be insured.
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Well we seem to have
missed each other.
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What's your name?
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It's, uh, it's Aaron.
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-Aaron what?
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Uh, Aaron Gold, uncle Bernie.
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I did mean to forget
about the swimming.
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I promise to play with
everybody else the next time.
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And I promise I won't
go off by myself either.
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-You're gonna report me.
-Take it easy, Aaron.
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There's nothing to worry about.
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You mind letting me
see what you made.
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Oh, it's nothing it's just an
old thing, really. It's nothing.
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Well i'll say this for it Aaron, it looks like
a pretty interesting nothing, do you mind?
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I like this Aaron,
I like it very much.
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And you don't have to worry i'm
not going to report you I promise.
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Well...
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Hey, come on.
Now it's not such a big thing.
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Besides you better hurry you're gonna be
late for swimming. Come on, come on.
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Thank you uncle Lionel.
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Hey that's all right fellas.
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I smell that man
there, huh Bernie?
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I t's kind of tonic you
don't buy in a bottle.
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-Real nice mr Stern real nice.
-How'd it go today with ceramics?
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-The boys are catching on?
-Well yes and no.
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It it varies with group
the group of course.
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-No projects yet?
-Not yet, not the first day mr Stern.
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Oh some of these kids
come from autistic,
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families Bernie they
catch on quick, believe me.
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Quick, quick, quick,
like lightning. These,
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boys have a tough time
keeping up with them.
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Uh, one thing i
thought i'd mention,
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Lefty was a little
annoyed this morning.
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The Gold kid coming 15
minutes late for swimming.
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I told Lefty i'd
mention it to you.
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You know that couldn't
be helped mr Stern.
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What happened was
the kid was...
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Oh, please Bernie.
I'm not for one moment,
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suggesting that you held
the kid back on purpose.
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I know how kids are.
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I'm just trying to give it to
you from Lefty's point of view.
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From Lefty's point
of view, huh?
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Another thing...
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Lefty says the
Gold kid is kind of peculiar.
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Teaching him to swim he says,
like trying to float a rock.
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-Peculiar? Why?
-Oh please Bernie don't ask me.
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Ask Lefty. I can tell you one thing,
though from my own experience.
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Swimming is very
important. If there's,
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one thing parents
like to see when they,
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come on visiting day, It's their
kids, swimming back and forth.
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Back and forth
like fish in a tub.
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I never thought of
that before.
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Oh we aim to develop a well-rounded
boy here at camp lakeside
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Let's face it. Even Lefty
can't teach a kid to swim,
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if he's not there.
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Hey fellas, and uncle Leo.
I'll have the ball.
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The air in the legs,
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the legs are beautiful.
How'd you manage that?
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Well I worried uncle
Bernie.
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For the whole two whole weeks I
worried about the legs.
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Okay so you're worried.
So what else did you do?
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Well last night in bed,
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I worried some more.
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And then I started
to feel my own legs.
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You know the way
things really are.
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So today I started over.
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You like the way
he's standing?
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I like very much the
way he's standing.
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-Standing brave isn't it.
-I don't get that Aaron.
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I mean I don't
understand exactly what you mean.
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Well it's no good at all unless
he's, really standing brave.
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Well he could be standing brave,
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certainly no one can say
he's not standing brave.
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What kind of a dragon do you think
the knight is fighting uncle Bernie?
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-You're gonna make a dragon there?
-No.
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Excuse me Aaron but if
you're not gonna make a,
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dragon then what difference,
does it make what kind.
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You mean, you don't understand?
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I'm sorry I guess I don't.
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Well, the more terrible
the dragon is uncle Bernie,
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the braver the night would have
to be for fighting such dragon.
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Even if we can't
see what it is.
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-Okay fellas there it goes.
-Intermediate dolphins.
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-And the dolphin.
-All right fellas let's go. Come on.
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Aaron, didn't you
hear the whistle?
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Aaron did you or
did you not hear the whistle?
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-Well I was working.
-That's fine.
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That's great you can work
some more on wednesday.
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Now let's spoil a nice attendance record
you've got for the last two weeks.
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-Uncle Lefty you'll be weird come on.
-Please uncle Bernie.
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Please what please won't
you let me finish the legs.
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Now while I know what
the dragon looks like.
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While I have it all in my mind.
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Can I go on uncle Bearny, please.
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All right. Go on.
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Whose side do you think
i'm on anyway, the dragons?
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Bernie i'll go straight to the,
fundamentals. You're lucky it's me not,
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Lefty James is
calling on you now.
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-Lefty's so mad he could chew the yours right out of his robe.
-Now wait.
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Did I or, did I not tell you to get the Gold
kids a swimming instruction on time. Did I?
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-I tried. -You tried? i'm telling
you for the last time, Bernie.
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Letting a kid play
potsy with clay all,
day long is not my idea of
the, well-rounded approach
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A parent who pays a
lot of money is not,
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going to be satisfied
with a lousy clay pot.
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Mr Stern...
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This is the work of Aaron Gold.
Does it look like a lousy clay pot?
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It's promising i'll grant you.
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Why doesn't he finish it?
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-Should a thing that size take a 40-hour week.
-Why not?
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-What?
If the boy cares enough,
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mr Stern if his heart and
soul are wrapped up in...
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What he's trying to do me Bernie?
Angelo asphalted the whole entrance road,
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and parking lot in
five stinking days.
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Five days.
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This is not a parking lot mr Stern.
Aaron, was not working with asphalt.
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Asphalt. In two weeks time Lefty James,
has got 111 kids swimming like they was,
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mackerels without
bored motors on them.
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Eevery kid in camp
except little ceramics.
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-Who?
-You heard me. Little sir amex.
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Otherwise known as Aaron Gold.
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That's what
Lefty calls him though.
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Will you tell Lefty
James for me mr Stern.
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You tell that big
mouth muscle-bound,
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-peacocks...
-Yes?
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what would you like me to
tell them for you, Bernie?
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Never mind forget I said it.
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We understand each
other, don't we Bernie?
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-I guess we do.
-Good then there's no hard feeling.
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As long as Lefty's
not screaming in this,
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uh, whatchamacallit
of Aaron Gold has,
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two arms on it when his
parents come on sunday
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-All right?
-I guess it'll have to be all right.
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Uh, couldn't you work
a little faster, huh?
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-Faster?
-Yeah.
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Well uncle Bernie how can I go
faster when I wanted to be right.
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Aaron it's going to be great.
It's going to be fine. But you.
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only got this period
to finish it.
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Your parents are coming on
sunday. Don't you see what I mean?
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Only my father
uncle Bernie.
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Only my father will
become on sunday.
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see he doesn't marry
my mother anymore.
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Your father what would
he think if after,
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three weeks time you hadn't
even finished one thing.
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He wouldn't care.
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Not if it was beautiful.
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I'm sorry uncle Bernie,
I can't go faster.
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-Your father wouldn't be disappointed, huh?
-No.
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-Aaron think of mr
Stern. -Who? -mr Stern.
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-What's he got to do with it?
-But mr Stern,
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is the owner of camp lakeside.
You know, how proud,
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he is the way they get
things done here on time
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-The cooking meaning that?
-No!
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That is not what
I mean. What I mean.
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Is mr Stern he wouldn't want
your father to be disappointed.
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-�Mm?
-Aaron pay attention.
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It's all right uncle
Bernie.
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My father won't get
mad tell mr Stern.
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My father's like you.
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Like who?
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You.
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That's what I thought you said.
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-You know something uncle Bernie?
-I doubt it.
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I doubt very much
that I know anything.
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My father could lick uncle Lefty.
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You know what I said?
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Yeah I heard you.
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You said your father
could lick uncle Lefty.
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I'm sorry I couldn't
go any faster.
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I like the snake Bernie. Cute as a
bug. Look at the smile on his face.
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I like it. The parents
will appreciate it tomorrow.
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Nice, uh, ashtray?
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Nice turtle Bernie. You know you could,
easily recognize it for a turtle.
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Another ashtray.
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Well,
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One advantage to an
ashtray is a boy can,
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make a practical
gift for his dad.
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Oh incidentally
Bernie, you should hear this.
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Uh we were talking
about Aaron Gold,
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-Yes. -His father owns
the Daisy Dooley,
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chain of supermarkets. 47 stars.
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Live wire merchant
he wouldn't want a,
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boy who's half a bump on a log.
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-Who, Aaron?
-It's almost hopeless.
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He hasn't got the intermediate
dolphin swimming,
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badge to show his father
in the first place.
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He hasn't got the woodcraft badge,
doesn't have a softball stripe in fact,
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he just ain't got it and I say
thank goodness for ceramics.
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-Where's that thing he was making?
-Oh it's over here.
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KNIGHT FIGHTING A DRAGON.
BY AARON GOLD
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Dragon? What dragon?
Well the dragon is,
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Well we must assume
there's a dragon.
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Are you kidding me Bernie?
The arm is still missing.
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Why this thing is as ridiculous
as it was five days ago?
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Are you trying to
cover up for that boy?
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Is there something you're
deliberately trying to hide from me?
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-No, there's nothing.
-I asked you well in advance.
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While there was still
plenty of time,
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I warned you. I begged you.
I said something has to be,
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finished to show
on visiting day.
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-Did I or didn't I?
-Yes mr Stern you told,
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me in plenty of time.
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�Then finish it!
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I don't understand.
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I'm telling you to get a lump of clay,
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and put our right arm on this two-legged,
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jackass of a one-armed knight. The
dragon we will not even discuss.
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I couldn't do that
mr Stern, I couldn't.
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-You couldn't do what?
-I couldn't do that to Aaron.
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This whole thing is his every
little bit of it conception.
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-Execution loving care i'd
only spoil it for him -Spoil it?
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00:20:08,799 --> 00:20:12,059
-That's what you said?
-Well yes.
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Bernie, Bernie, I
pay you six hundred,
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dollars for the season
that's more than,
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anybody in this whole camp.
Lefty James accepted.
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I appreciate that mr Stern.
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Would you like to
call it quits right now?
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Third week in july
prorate the season?
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II couldn't do that mr Stern.
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My shop's closed up all
my things are in storage.
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There's no business before
september or october.
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I couldn't do that.
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And you put an arm and a
sword on Don Quixote here.
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Do it now, or else i'll
help you pack your bag.
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Ladies and gentlemen
allow me to bid you,
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okay good welcome
to camp lakeside.
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In your honor we are
giving a diving exhibition.
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We hope you like it.
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Hey Jeff, bring your parents
right down to the lake.
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You too Mike.
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Attaboy, ruby ready
going one minute.
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Aaron? Aren't you supposed to be down
at the lake at the welcoming exercises?
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00:21:40,615 --> 00:21:42,375
Oh well I snuck out of there.
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Nobody knows it
just you and me.
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00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,479
Uh do you think that was
a nice thing for you to do?
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00:21:51,679 --> 00:21:53,498
Well I wanted to wait
for my father here.
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I wrote him in a letter.
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I said: Meet me at ceramics.
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00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,335
-Come here a second Aaron
-What?
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00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:14,560
Look.
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It's got an arm and a sword.
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00:22:19,069 --> 00:22:20,369
He's got an arm.
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00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,895
-Who put them on?
-I did.
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00:22:23,380 --> 00:22:26,380
Well you can't expect a knight
to fight without two arms, okay.
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00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:29,435
-Aaron!
-I hate it. You won't it's not mine.
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00:22:30,035 --> 00:22:32,399
Aaron, I was only trying
to help. Aaron listen.
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00:22:33,529 --> 00:22:35,011
Please listen to me, AAaron.
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00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,042
Crying out loud Bernie, what's
the matter with the Gold kid?
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00:22:46,142 --> 00:22:48,661
-What you do put a bomb on her today of all day?
-That's right.
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00:22:48,761 --> 00:22:50,999
I put a bomb under him last
night then I added a sword.
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00:22:51,099 --> 00:22:54,554
Aaron doesn't have your passion for
getting things done on schedule mr Stern.
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00:22:54,754 --> 00:22:58,040
-You mean the arm that was
only a suggestion -Yeah.
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But I got a better suggestion.
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Now my suggestion
mr Stern is that you...
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Excuse me, my name is Herbert
Gold. I'm looking for Aaron.
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My son.
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Seeing that story almost makes
me want to let my instructor out.
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However, he's not done yet.
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00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:38,520
Perhaps he will be in
another minute. We shall see.
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00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:44,540
I wonder if the sponsor could be
persuaded to clean out the kiln sometime.
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My vows turned out
beautifully, don't you think?
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I'm going to use it
to hold these ashes,
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I found on the floor in there.
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As my dear instructor
used to say:
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"Art is long, life is brief".
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So until next week at
this time, good night.29965
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