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Is Caroline there? She's had to
rush somebody in to hospital.
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I haven't a clue where John is.
Celia! Oh, God.
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Has something happened
with Caroline?
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She's been having it off
with another woman!
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What woman?
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It's out of a machine,
I don't know what it'll taste like.
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You... Could you do with
something to eat?
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No.
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He's a trouble-maker, that one.
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As I say, he'll have got hold
of the wrong end o' stick.
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Or he's just lashing out, saying...
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first damned silly thing
that's come into his head.
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She...
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When she was 18, she told me.
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19. End of her first year at Oxford.
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She came home.
I hardly recognised her.
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Skinny as a rake.
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And she'd cut
all her lovely long hair off.
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Told you what?
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I said, "Well, for God's sake,
don't tell your father.
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"Or anyone else. Not round here."
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No, I didn't want folk pointing,
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saying things.
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Not for me, not for my sake.
For hers.
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Some folks seemed to think
she was enough of an oddity...
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having a brain
and getting in at Oxford.
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What folk? Oh, folk.
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So, what happened?
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Well, nothing. Nothing.
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Er...
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Did she have...a friend, or...?
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There was one girl.
I did wonder.
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You know when they say a name...
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once too often,
in a particular way.
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But it wasn't anybody
she ever brought home.
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And then, I don't know, few years
passed and she met John.
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And that was it.
It was forgotten.
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It was only ever mentioned
that once.
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I suppose I imagined
she'd got over it.
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DOOR CLOSES
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How do you get on?
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They stitched her up.
Took her back to her flat.
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God! What a dump.
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He left me and the boys
and this house
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to go and live in that squalid
little hovel with her.
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Well, love is blind.
And a form of madness.
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Was William all right?
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He's asleep. I think they both are.
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So...
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do you want the bad news first, or...
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the even worse news?
Oh, just as it comes.
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Gillian rang. John's been
over there, at her place...
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John has? Telling your mum
all about us.
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And she got upset, apparently,
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your mum did, and she's on her way
over here. Now, with Alan.
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Well, they can't drive in the dark!
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They can't see properly,
either of them! Well, I...
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And anyway, John doesn't know all
about us specifically. I didn't...
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Well, my name was mentioned.
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And the thing is,
Lawrence took the call.
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So, now he knows as well.
So...
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Well, what did he...?
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Shocked. Subdued.
Certainly didn't want to hang
around with me much after that.
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I said you'd pop up
and look at him when you got in.
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He didn't go straight on Facebook?
No! No, nothing like that.
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But it sounds like your mum
took it quite badly.
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What the hell was John doing
at Gillian's?
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Well, shit-stirring,
by the sound of it.
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It's so far below the belt, it's...
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Even for him. I mean, God, she's 75!
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Yeah, well, he's lashing out,
isn't he?
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I'd better go and look at Lawrence.
Yeah.
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Listen, Caroline,
I'm going to get off home.
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Unless you want me here
when your mum...
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No. Not yet.
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I'm sorry. It's not been
much of a birthday.
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Doesn't matter.
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Night, then.
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Night.
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Ring me.
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DOOR SHUTS
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SHE SIGHS
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DOOR CREAKS
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HE WEEPS SOFTLY
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Lawrence?
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Are you awake?
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I love you.
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I don't want people
being mean to you.
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Nobody's going to be mean to me.
I won't let them.
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I'm big.
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Believe me, I can handle mean.
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ENGINE RUNS THEN STOPS
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CLINKING
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Good morning! All right?
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Oh. Morning.
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Morning, Gillian. How do.
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You're up early. Early?
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It's gone half past seven.
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There's a pot of tea on the Aga.
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How...
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How are you this morning?
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I'll be happier when I've
sorted out this pigging clutch!
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Is there anything I can do?
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How likely is that...
on a scale of one to ten?
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Yeah. No, fair enough.
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We made love.
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You were upset, it was my birthday,
we were both a bit pissed.
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I... Go pour yourself some tea.
I... Then you'd better ring Caroline.
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Cos I think you owe her
one hell of an apology,
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trouble you caused last night.
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They got back safe,
you'll be pleased to hear.
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It was ten past midnight.
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She texted me. It's no small thing,
you know, finding out that
your wife's been... Yes.
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We got the picture. Very vividly.
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Yesterday. All of us.
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Go pour yourself some tea,
posh bloke.
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Who are you? That's Paul.
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He was here yesterday.
You have met him.
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No, I mean, what is he?
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I'm gigolo.
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HE SCOFFS
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You been at it wi' 'im?
What's it to you?
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Slapper.
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He is a very erudite man.
So am I.
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Yeah, you don't know what it means.
Yeah, but if...I did, I would be.
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Yeah, good point, Paul.
Can't argue with that!
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HE SNORTS
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KNOCK ON DOOR
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Hello.
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She's in bathroom.
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I'll give her a shout.
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Celia? Caroline's here.
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Is she all right?
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I appreciate you didn't
want to talk last night,
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but I just wanted to say that
I'm sorry
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that you heard what you heard
the way you heard it.
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I wanted to tell you myself properly,
but obviously John...
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I don't even know why John was there.
Why was John there?
You know as much as me.
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I might wander down road,
see if I can get a newspaper.
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No, there's no need.
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Can I can fetch anything while I'm
out? You don't have to go out.
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I fancy a bit of fresh air.
I'd rather you didn't.
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Anything you've got to say to me,
you can say to Alan.
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OK.
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Well, look, I don't know
exactly what's been said
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because I've had it third-hand
from Gillian, via Lawrence, via...
someone else.
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And, um...
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Well... I'm assuming it's nonsense.
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Can I sit down?
It's your house.
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Oh, Mum!
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OK. So...
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When John went to live with Judith,
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well, you know I found it difficult
for a while, and...
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some people were very supportive
- you were, you were very kind -
and...
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there was this person at school
who, equally, was very...thoughtful
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and went out of her way
to cheer me up.
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And people don't as a rule.
I think...people are scared of me
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or they think I don't need
a kind word now and again.
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But she didn't think like that,
and we became close.
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And then she told me
she had a bit of a...
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..crush on me,
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and...one thing led to another.
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She thinks the world of me
and I think a lot about her,
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and it's what I want.
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Why can't you just be friends?
Mum... I don't know why there's
this sudden... It's not sudden.
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You've been married to that nitwit
for the last 20 years.
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You can't just switch...
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I've known since I was...
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I once talked to you about it.
Do you remember, when I was
at university?
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You've probably forgotten.
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Why did you marry John?
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Because I liked him.
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I loved him. Because he asked me.
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And I thought we could have a good
life together. And we did until he...
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Well, I'm sure there's
plenty more men out there
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who'd be more than... Oh, Mum!
Just try and get it.
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I'm too old to pretend any more.
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I'd like you, both of you, to meet...
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Kate.
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Is that her name?
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No, she's called
Zanzibar Buck Buck McFate.
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I just call her Kate for short,
it's easier!
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No, thank you. I don't think
we do want to meet her.
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She's called Kate McKenzie.
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She's nice, she's kind,
she's thoughtful, she's...
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Is she Scottish?
No, she's Nigerian.
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No, I mean she is Nigerian.
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That wasn't me being...sarcastic.
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Well, I think me and Alan...
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have decided against
the school chapel.
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Why? We'll make our own arrangements.
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Right.
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And I think it would be better
if I moved out.
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You'll have more space then
anyway, won't you?
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So...plan. Plan is...
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er, Registry Office.
In Halifax. Then...
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She wants me to give Darren and
Kimberley notice to quit cottage.
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Either that or rent somewhere.
You don't want to rent.
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Not if the long-term plan is to buy.
It's just a waste of money.
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And I thought she had, like,
an allergic reaction
to the Registry Office.
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Yeah, I know. Well, but...
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Why does she have to move out so
fast? Is she frightened she's going
to get infected with lesbian spores?
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Well, you know as much as me.
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Well, I don't know
that I do, Dad, but...
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What's up with Caroline
being a bit of a dyke anyway?
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Well, I did raise that question.
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Not quite in so many words.
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And what did she say?
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You'd not be saying that
if it was your Gillian.
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I stopped worrying about
who our Gillian slept with years ago.
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I had to.
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I'd have had a nervous breakdown
if I hadn't!
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Except you never do stop worrying.
I know, I understand that, but...
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..if this Kate's a nice person,
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and it sounds very much like she is,
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well, surely that's what matters.
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Eh? Isn't it?
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I think you just need time
to get used to it.
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That's all. Surely.
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Celia?
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It's nowt these days!
Nobody bats an eyelid.
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Oh, they do. THEY do.
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People like to pretend
they don't, but they do.
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But I tried to persuade her
that she should meet this Kate.
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But she wouldn't even entertain
the idea.
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Course, none of it
would've arisen if that dozy bugger
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hadn't been round her house
last night...
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shooting his mouth off.
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DOOR SHUTS
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I specifically asked you
not to tell my mum.
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I said, "Tell who the hell you like,
but let me tell the boys and my mum."
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I didn't plan it.
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You didn't plan it?
What do you mean, you didn't plan it?
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You drove 60 miles over to Halifax -
how is that not planning it?
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I...I wanted to talk to Gillian.
Gillian.
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Gillian and I...
that time you drove off without me,
after the engagement party,
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she...we...
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She was very supportive
and sympathetic,
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and I needed someone to talk to.
I knew you were infatuated with her.
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She's very...
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Look, I went to talk to Gillian.
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I didn't go to talk to Celia.
That's the point.
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You probably don't believe me,
but I forgot Celia was there.
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Is she all right?
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No, she isn't.
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And I knew she wouldn't be,
which was why I wanted to...
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What's the point?
248
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,280
OK, well, look...
249
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,240
I'm sorry, I am sorry, but...
250
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,840
..I was upset.
251
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,720
Would it help
if I apologised to her?
252
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:16,480
No, it wouldn't.
It'd make things worse.
253
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:20,800
And I'd like it if you kept
right out of anything to do with me
from now on, OK?
254
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,520
Where are the boys?
255
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,480
Cinema.
256
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,040
Can I ask you something, just...
257
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,680
out of interest?
258
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,240
Out of all the...hundreds...
259
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:38,520
thousands of times we had sex...
260
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,040
..what were you thinking about?
261
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,760
Do you mean, was I dreaming
about other people?
262
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,240
I don't know. I can't remember.
Possibly.
263
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,440
You know when you were screwing me
at the same time you were
screwing Judith?
264
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:54,320
What were you thinking about?
Yes, OK, but the point I...
I was a good wife.
265
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,240
You were the one who blew it,
John, not me.
266
00:16:56,280 --> 00:17:00,680
How long have you known this thing
about yourself? I assume it's not
something you cooked up last week.
267
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:04,480
John, this is no reflection on you,
if that's what you're bothered about.
268
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,840
I married you because I liked you.
269
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,320
A lot. I liked having sex with you.
270
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:13,040
I'm sorry if that doesn't compute,
but it's true.
I liked you, I loved you!
271
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:17,200
I wanted to have children with you
and I wanted to grow old with you.
272
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,360
You see...
273
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,520
I feel used.
274
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,960
Used? You feel used?
275
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:30,520
I'll tell you something. I was
round at Judith's flat last night,
276
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:33,440
bizarrely, not through choice -
I'll explain why in a minute.
277
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,680
You left me and the boys
and this house
278
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,040
to go and live in that shit-hole
with, I think,
279
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,360
possibly one of the most
vulnerable women I've ever met.
280
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:46,160
How useless, how drab do you think
that makes me feel?
281
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,360
You always manage to twist
everything round to you.
282
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,080
Yes, well, I have the great advantage
of having me on my side.
283
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:54,720
What were you doing
round at her flat?
I was having sex with her.
284
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,640
That was a joke.
285
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,920
She slashed one of her wrists
in the front garden. Here?
286
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:03,040
Mm. Not intentionally. She was
just pissed, it wasn't that dramatic.
287
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,000
Well, actually, it was.
William fainted.
288
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:09,320
She was looking for you. She thought
she'd upset you. She said she wanted
to apologise to you.
289
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:13,840
Oh, God. At nine o'clock last night,
I was propping her up in casualty,
covered in blood.
290
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,240
As birthdays go, it was one of
the more memorable ones.
291
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,720
Oh, no! It was your...
Don't bother.
292
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:27,040
Will Celia be all right? I don't
know. She's not speaking to me.
293
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,160
Yeah! Die, boy, die!
294
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:35,320
Oi! How did you do that?
Numb nuts.
295
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,200
Grandad's back! Grandad!
296
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,600
Mr Buttershaw!
297
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:42,160
You can play me, Grandad,
when I've slaughtered this dilbert.
298
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,000
No, no! You're all right.
I'll get the kettle on.
299
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,360
Is Celia all right?
300
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,760
Hm? Er, well...
301
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,600
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
302
00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:01,680
She reads Daily Mail, Celia.
Did I tell you?
303
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,520
How long have you known this?
304
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,520
Oh, first time I went over,
I spotted one.
305
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:09,040
She says she only buys it
for telly page, but...
306
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,560
I'm not convinced.
307
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,360
Jesus, Dad!
308
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,000
SHE CHUCKLES
309
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,120
HE CHORTLES
310
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:24,360
It doesn't surprise me,
if I'm being honest.
311
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,520
Her buying Daily Mail.
312
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,800
HE SIGHS
313
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:32,680
This morning...
314
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,800
..she disappointed me,
way she spoke to Caroline.
315
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,440
I was shocked.
316
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:43,440
I know she likes to call a spade
a bloody shovel now and again,
317
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:46,880
and... well, it is
part of her charm...
318
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:51,640
but it obviously wasn't easy for
lass, saying what she had to say,
319
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,640
and it was just so unkind.
320
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,000
So unthinking.
321
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,240
So deep-rooted.
322
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:05,040
You're not going to fall out
with her, though, are you?
323
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,680
Dad?
324
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,840
RADIO
325
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,160
Is Dad going to move out?
326
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,120
I don't know.
327
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,680
Is Miss McKenzie going to move in?
I don't know.
328
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:36,240
Do people at school know about you
and Miss McKenzie? No. Mum. Granny.
329
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,720
Can I help you?
Can I have a word with you?
330
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,160
Alan rang last night.
331
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,240
I drove him to the station
on Thursday morning
332
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:06,120
and then he didn't ring
till last night.
333
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,920
That's the longest we've gone
not speaking to each other
since we met up again.
334
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,600
Do you want to get to the point?
335
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,720
He thinks I should meet Kate.
336
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,720
OK.
337
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,720
Well, I'll see
if Kate wants to meet you.
338
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,680
Has John gone?
No! He's still in the spare room.
339
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,480
Do William and Lawrence
know about...?
340
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:29,120
Kate? Yeah, they're fine.
You're the only fly in the ointment
as far as I'm concerned.
341
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,880
I know you won't believe me,
342
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,440
but I only ever have your
best interests at heart, you know.
343
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,880
I can cook dinner
on Wednesday evening,
344
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,800
assuming Kate's not busy.
345
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,720
How would that fit in
with you and Alan?
346
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,160
I'll ask him.
347
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,760
Oh, God.
348
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,080
Will...will John be there?
God, no. I've taken care of John.
349
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,280
How? Judith.
350
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,120
She came round on Saturday afternoon
351
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,320
offering to clean
all the blood out of my car,
352
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:06,800
by which time I'd already done it.
353
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:11,000
So, she said, "Well,
if ever there's anything else
I can do for you."
354
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:14,080
So, I've just texted her just now
355
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,840
and asked her if she can keep him
occupied on Wednesday evening.
356
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,760
She just texted me back saying...
357
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,320
"Consider it done."
358
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,560
RAISED VOICES
359
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:29,120
What part of "Felicitas,
Sapientia et Integritas"
360
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,240
do you people not understand?!
361
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,800
GENTLE CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
362
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,480
I wonder what Alan said to her,
363
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,640
to make her change her mind.
364
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,600
I'm not bigoted.
365
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,920
Good.
366
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:53,640
Or small-minded. Right.
367
00:22:54,840 --> 00:23:00,000
I think, reading between the lines,
he threatened to dump her. No! Yep.
368
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,520
So, I reckon she's got some pretty
smart talking to do this evening.
369
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,880
And I'm certainly not old-fashioned.
370
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:16,280
And the suggestion that my attitude
towards my own daughter
is distasteful...
371
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,440
I find bewildering.
372
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,840
See, the thing she hasn't twigged
373
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:25,720
is that I no longer need
her permission, approval, anything.
374
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,480
So, the only one who's got
anything to lose this evening,
375
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,760
whether she realises it or not,
is her.
376
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,640
Shall we set off?
377
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,480
If I don't like her,
I shan't pretend.
378
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,360
KNOCK ON DOOR
379
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,320
Come in.
380
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,600
Thanks.
381
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,840
GUNFIRE ON COMPUTER GAME
382
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,960
Supper's ready, lads!
383
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,040
All right? All right.
384
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,840
All right?
385
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,880
It's wonderful.
386
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,200
It's delightful.
387
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:28,200
I told all my mates at school
and they think it's brilliant.
Oh! It's just so uplifting.
388
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,480
It's just so...extraordinary.
389
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:34,880
Well, I suppose we're just lucky
we came across each other again,
390
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,240
after so many years.
391
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:40,120
Yes. And...it's all
thanks to William.
392
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,320
And your Raff!
393
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:43,320
Yeah, and our Raff.
I'll drink to that.
394
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:48,800
They put our names on Facebook for
us, you see. Oh, I know! I know.
Caroline told me all about it.
395
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:52,720
Oh. Well, there you go, then.
And the rest is history.
396
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:55,160
It's beautiful. You must feel...
397
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:59,200
I don't know, just so special
and happy, and...
398
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,080
Don't you?
399
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,400
Do we?
400
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,520
I don't know. I suppose so, yes.
401
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:17,720
Did you, er, ask Caroline
about chapel again?
402
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,680
Oh, yes.
403
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,680
Caroline, we were thinking...
404
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,960
we might like to get married
in the chapel after all.
405
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,600
If we've not missed the boat.
406
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:31,640
Right. Well, I'll...
have another look in the diary.
407
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,840
Well, as I say, if we've missed
the boat, we'll have to make
alternative arrangements.
408
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,600
Do you need a choir?
409
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,120
Oh, a choir! I run a choir, at
school. Well, there are two -
410
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:46,120
there's the school choir, and then
there's the staff choir, so...
411
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:50,000
Kate teaches music
as well as modern languages.
Oh, you must be very clever.
412
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,360
I'm in the school choir.
That's because you're a poof.
413
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,200
He is. He fainted last week.
414
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,240
He didn't. He just
went a bit wobbly.
415
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,440
He fell over and lost
consciousness! Why, what happened?
416
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,680
Nothing.
417
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,320
We were talking about music
for the wedding.
418
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,160
Hymns always sound better
with a bit of volume.
419
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:14,120
And we can rehearse a nice choral
piece for you as well, if you like.
420
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,040
Oh, that would be smashing,
wouldn't it, Celia?
421
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,600
Did you have anything in mind?
422
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:24,000
Ah...Celia's more up
on those sort of things than me.
423
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:27,680
She wants to arrive to
The Arrival Of The Queen of Sheba!
424
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:28,720
Wow!
425
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:34,360
Did we? Have anything in mind
as regards choral music?
426
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:38,200
Well, there's no point in
worrying about the details
of what music we're having
427
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:42,600
till people have checked their
diaries, is there?
It'll be fine, surely.
428
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,360
Won't it, Caroline?
429
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,080
I'll discuss it with the Bursar.
430
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:49,280
What's it got to do with him?
I thought you reckoned
to be the boss.
431
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,720
He's responsible for the bookings.
432
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,360
And he's not very keen on
people who blow hot and cold.
433
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,640
Well, as I say,
434
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,680
if it's any trouble, forget it.
435
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:03,800
OK.
436
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:09,800
We would like to be married
in chapel,
437
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,760
Caroline, if it's still an option.
438
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,200
Perhaps you could tell the Bursar
that we're very sorry
439
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,000
if he thinks we've messed him about.
440
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,680
SHE MOUTHS
441
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,920
What were you doing fainting,
William? I didn't.
442
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,640
Judith slashed an artery
443
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:29,320
and Ma got sprayed
in mad alky woman bloo-ood.
444
00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:31,400
Tell him to shut up. An artery?!
445
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,480
Not on purpose.
What was she doing here?
446
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,520
I think she was just drunk.
Like a skunk.
447
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,440
Oh. Were you here?
448
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,640
Pussy. Idiot!
449
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:48,280
Can we just all calm down, please,
because I'm going to get angry
in a minute. We wouldn't want that.
450
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,920
Sorry, did you say something?
451
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,600
Nope.
452
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:54,720
HE SNIGGERS
453
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,960
Where are you going
on your honeymoon? Um...
454
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,240
Well, we haven't discussed it,
but, um...
455
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,560
Will you go abroad, or...?
Um, I don't know.
456
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:10,160
Well, we could. Yeah, I'm easy.
It depends what Celia wants.
457
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:14,080
Can I have a word with you
in another room, please?
458
00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,720
Certainly.
459
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,960
Excuse me.
460
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,000
Can you just for once in your life
make a bit of effort?
461
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,840
What is the point of you being here
if you're just going to sit there
462
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,120
like a wet weekend
every time Kate opens her mouth?
463
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,560
You wanted me to meet her.
He wanted me to meet her.
464
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,480
I have. Big deal. Can I go now?
465
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,440
Why are you being like this?
466
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:50,720
Because I can't stand
seeing you make a fool of yourself.
467
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,360
Mum, I'm not making a fool of myself.
Only you think that.
468
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,000
No, love. I'm the only one
that'll tell you.
469
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,760
Oh, Mum, this is going to end really
badly. You're... It's going to...
470
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:02,080
This is how people fall out
with each other.
471
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:06,080
Mm. Well, on your head be it.
472
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,240
No. No. No. Look...
473
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,280
You've got Alan.
474
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,640
Why can't you just accept
that I want to be with Kate,
475
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,600
that I'm old enough
to know what I want
476
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:21,000
and accept it and be civilised
about it instead of this
excruciating pantomime?
477
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,680
You're not in love with her.
478
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,040
Why are you saying that?
479
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,800
Because you told me. No, I didn't.
The other morning.
480
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,760
What are you talking about?
481
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,400
You said, "She thinks
the world of me."
482
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,120
And I didn't hear you say,
"And I think
483
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:37,800
"the world of her back"
or anything remotely like it.
484
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,400
All I heard was,
"And I quite like her."
485
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,560
I said I like her a lot!
486
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,600
She's having you on. Having me on?!
487
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,960
She just wants to get promoted,
reckoning to gaze at you.
488
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:53,680
Yeah, that's right, cos nobody
could like me just for being me,
could they?
489
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,520
It turned my stomach
when I saw her touch you.
490
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,280
Turned your...?!
491
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,200
She touched my hand.
492
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,680
Well, God knows what else
you've been up to.
493
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,840
Oh, this was a mistake, wasn't it?
494
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:10,800
Look, like I said, you wanted me
to meet her. I have.
495
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,720
You'd better go.
496
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,880
I'll be next door.
497
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,600
ALAN SIGHS
498
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,880
You all right, love? Yeah.
499
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,880
Tough as old boots, me.
500
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,720
Resilient, bombproof, fireproof,
you name it.
501
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,240
I'm...going upstairs.
502
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,200
I'm just going to make a quick call.
503
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,240
Yeah, can I order a cab, please?
504
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:15,440
I'll, um...
505
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:19,080
She's, er, gone back round next door.
506
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,720
I'll, er...
507
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,640
I'll go and see if, er...
508
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,720
what she's, er...
509
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,400
ALAN SIGHS
510
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,600
I haven't even served
the second course.
511
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,600
Hardly anything to eat.
512
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,080
Well, it were very nice, the starter.
513
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,520
Where's Lawrence?
514
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,800
Um, I think he's, um...
515
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,360
And, er, look, thank you, Caroline.
516
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,800
And, er...
517
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,520
I'm sorry.
518
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,960
I'll, um... I'll...
519
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,800
Yeah.
520
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,000
Thanks for... No, that's...
521
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,560
Night-night, love.
522
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,920
Yeah.
523
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:01,200
Sorry. Thank you. Night-night.
524
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,520
Night-night, William. Night.
525
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:06,840
When you were shouting, we could
hear every word you and Granny said.
526
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,880
Kate? What are you doing?!
527
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,040
I called a cab. Why?
I'm going home.
528
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,280
Well, why? I thought
you were going to stay the night.
529
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,080
Yeah, well, I'm not now, so...
530
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,480
Oh, look...
531
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:29,320
Wow, she's hardcore, isn't she,
your mum? I don't know
what you heard... It's fine.
532
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:33,760
It's fine. I always knew
you didn't feel the same way
about me as I did about you.
533
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,720
But telling her that
before she's even met me?
534
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:39,920
No, I was just trying to explain
how it...started.
535
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,400
Caroline, it's fine, honestly.
I'm just going home.
536
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,120
Oh, come back inside. No.
537
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,760
Please. No. I'm freezing.
538
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:51,120
I'll see you tomorrow. The cab'll
be here in a minute. Nobody's
eaten anything. It'll save.
539
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,440
Come back inside.
540
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:56,360
I've got stuff to do.
No, you haven't! No, I have.
541
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,640
Fine. Then I'll wait with you.
542
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,120
You'll freeze. I don't care.
543
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,560
I might as well be dead anyway.
544
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,120
Caroline, go back inside.
545
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:08,520
Well, don't go.
546
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,360
Oh, well...
547
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,080
That's that done.
548
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,480
Yeah. Yeah, that's that done.
549
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:32,120
Are you all right?
550
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,760
No, Celia, I'm not.
551
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,760
I'm disappointed.
552
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,040
How can you sit there
and say you're not bigoted
553
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:47,200
and not small-minded, and then
carry on like you just did?
554
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,840
Then what did she say?
555
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,000
Dad?
556
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,480
Nothing.
557
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,520
So, I said...
558
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:36,480
"When I said, 'I think
you ought to meet Kate,'
559
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:40,240
"what I meant was
that I think you ought to...
560
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,320
"try to get on with Kate."
561
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,880
Then she said, "Oh, well,
you didn't make that clear."
562
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,960
And I said, "Well,
I shouldn't have to!"
563
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:57,000
And she said, "Well, Alan...
564
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,560
"at the end of the day...
565
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,920
"it's not really
any of your business."
566
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,880
She spoke to you like that?
567
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,040
And what did you say?
568
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:17,000
That we'd reached end o' line.
569
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,280
Well...
570
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,760
It's up to you.
571
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:33,040
Well, I've made it as plain as I can.
572
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:37,360
I can't pretend to be happy
about something if I'm not.
573
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:42,040
I mean, it'd be dishonest.
574
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,920
It'd be deceitful.
575
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,480
She can't see how destructive it is.
576
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,760
HE SIGHS
577
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,280
Well, you know...
578
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,480
Doesn't she have a point?
579
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,880
It is between them, isn't it, really?
580
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,640
How can it make her happy,
581
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,800
alienating herself from
her own people, her own family,
582
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,520
people who care about her?
583
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,840
I'm not defending her.
I'm just trying to...
584
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,320
I don't know.
585
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,200
When you love someone,
isn't it like warts and all?
586
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:27,840
Come hell or high water?
587
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,160
So, how have you left it?
588
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,880
I think we've acknowledged that...
589
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,680
..we've reached the end o' road.
590
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,800
Oh, God, that's...
591
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,960
I'm really sorry.
592
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,960
Dad, I'm really sorry.
593
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:55,320
KNOCK ON WINDOW
594
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,320
Mum?
595
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,600
Let her in.
596
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,960
Have you got a minute?
597
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,280
What do you want?
598
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:41,000
He's finished with me. Alan.
599
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,640
Oh.
600
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,800
So, you'll be satisfied.
601
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,800
Will I? Why?
602
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,800
Well, it's all
because of this business.
603
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,200
How?
604
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:12,280
How? Well...who'd want to
marry into a family like this?
605
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,840
Alan didn't say that.
You embarrassed him last night.
606
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,800
No-one else. Don't you dare blame me.
607
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,160
I don't think I can carry on.
608
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:23,720
Join the club. Caroline,
you have no idea.
609
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,320
Haven't I?
I've been so happy.
610
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,600
Happier than I've been for years.
611
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,480
Decades! Half a bloody century!
612
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:38,400
Well, if it's any consolation,
Kate's finished with me.
613
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,480
In fact, this morning...
614
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,320
..she handed her resignation in.
615
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:52,000
And that's how much she can't
stand being near me any more.
So, ten out of ten.
616
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,360
Bingo! Hit the jackpot,
got what you wanted.
617
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,920
"I don't want to be a nuisance.
I'd hate to be a nuisance.
618
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:03,520
"No, I'll just bugger everyone's
life up for them instead by being
a nasty, small-minded old bitch!"
619
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:07,920
You are going to die very bitter
and very, very, very lonely.
620
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,800
You know that, don't you?
621
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,400
I'm heartbroken!
622
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,720
Good! You deserve to be.
You don't deserve Alan. He's worth
a thousand of you.
623
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,080
Caroline!
624
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,760
Oh, fuck off.
625
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:24,600
What's going on? Mind your own
business. Caroline, don't speak to
your mother like that!
626
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,400
She's not my mother.
I haven't got a mother!
627
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,160
What's happened?
628
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,040
SHE SOBS
629
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,840
Why don't you...?
Sit down.
630
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,560
Can I...?
631
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,160
Shall I...? Do you want some tea?
No, I...I don't want anything.
632
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,160
I'm sorry I said what I said
at Gillian's. It was stupid
633
00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:00,320
and selfish and horrible.
634
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,840
But true. Yes.
635
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,200
Did you know? No.
636
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,120
I did.
637
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,280
Are you all right?
638
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,760
Can I get you anything? Is there
anything I can do for you? No.
639
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,720
Well, look, just ring.
I'm just next door if...
640
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,480
Yeah. ..there's anything.
641
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,400
TV IS ON
642
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:00,840
Dad? Mm?
643
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:05,240
You know Robbie? Yeah.
644
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:13,000
He's asked me out with him.
I mean, like, properly.
645
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,760
Like...an item.
646
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:21,280
Robbie? You know that night
you went missing?
647
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:25,200
You know I told you
how good he was? Yeah.
648
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,840
He kind of...
649
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:34,000
Well, he said he thought
we'd make a good team.
650
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,920
Me and him and Raff.
651
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:41,640
And you know I told you
he apologised for all the crap?
652
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,360
And you know,
I used to see him a bit.
653
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,760
Before I went out with Eddie.
Did you? Yeah.
654
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,960
It was only cos of Robbie
I ever met Eddie.
655
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,800
Don't you remember?
656
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,280
I think...
657
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,120
I sometimes think...
658
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:09,080
that's why he got vindictive
like he did when Eddie died.
659
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,800
Cos he'd never forgiven me for that.
660
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,600
Well, I don't know.
661
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,480
I do like him.
662
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:18,560
I've always liked him.
663
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,160
Do you think I'm mad?
664
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,760
Are you all right?
665
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,240
Oh, yeah, it'll be indigestion.
666
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,280
DOORBELL RINGS
667
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,040
DOOR OPENS
668
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,440
Hello. Hello.
669
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,880
Have you got a minute?
670
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,040
I love Caroline.
671
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,360
Of course you do.
She's your daughter.
672
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,600
I had an unhappy marriage.
673
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,920
Did you?
674
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,080
Well, he was unfaithful.
675
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,000
I'm sorry.
676
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,160
I should have left him, but...
677
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,480
people didn't so much in those days.
678
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,240
No.
679
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:53,920
I stuck it out
with as much dignity as I could.
680
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,800
But it was all pretty joyless.
681
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:02,800
And she was the one thing
that kept me going.
682
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:08,000
We used to be pals.
We always had a laugh...
683
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:13,320
..when she was at home,
before she went off to college.
684
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,160
And after, now and again.
685
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:23,080
She always had a look of my dad.
686
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,880
I loved my dad.
687
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,080
He was very tall. Very good-looking.
688
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,280
I still miss my dad every day.
689
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,640
It's daft, isn't it?
690
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:44,840
People say that you marry someone
who reminds you of your dad,
691
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,080
but I don't think I did.
692
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,840
The thing that worries me...
693
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,160
The thing that worried me...
694
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:04,040
When she told me, when she was 18,
695
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:07,720
what worried me was...I thought...
696
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,600
You see, I thought
it was my fault. Why?
697
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:16,840
Projecting things onto her.
Expectations, ideas.
698
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:22,080
I don't know, with being
so disappointed in Kenneth.
699
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,440
I mean, not on purpose.
700
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:27,400
No, Celia, listen,
that's not how it works.
701
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:31,320
And then that,
I thought, was my fault.
702
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,960
Celia... Yes, stupid.
I know now. I do.
703
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,000
But then I couldn't.
704
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,480
I'm sorry I've been so...
705
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:46,680
blinkered.
706
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,800
I've caused a lot of trouble, I know.
707
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:55,680
I...I just want her to be happy.
708
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,840
I know she doesn't believe that.
709
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,760
Don't leave her.
710
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,920
THEY LAUGH
711
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:39,760
Oh!
712
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,880
When did you come back?
713
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,840
Alan?
714
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,320
Alan!
715
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,520
Oh, hello, love. Oh, hiya.
716
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,520
I'm looking for Alan.
Didn't Gillian ring you?
717
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:50,760
He's in hospital.
He were rushed in last night.
718
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,600
He had a heart attack.
719
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:54,760
Did you know he had a funny heart?
720
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,200
He was sat there. He just
went funny. It were horrible.
721
00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:01,440
And his heart stopped once over,
but they got it going again,
the paramedics.
722
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,440
They were amazing.
I was right impressed.
723
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:08,680
But yeah, technically,
for a few seconds he were dead.
724
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,520
Oh, Jesus...
725
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,120
Are you all right?
726
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:32,480
Can I help you? I'm looking for,
er, Al... Er, Mr Buttershaw.
Alan Buttershaw.
727
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:34,360
He was brought in
with a heart attack.
728
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,680
And who are you?
I'm his best friend.
729
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,120
Celia...
730
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,040
I'd have rung, but...
731
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:03,880
..I didn't know how things were
between you. I mean, he told me
you'd split up. And then...
732
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,120
SHE SOBS
733
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:09,840
He's been... so unhappy, and then...
734
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,880
Mum...
735
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,480
You haven't really fallen out,
have you?
736
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,480
Oh, it was all my fault.
737
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,560
But I've put everything right now.
738
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,280
And I need him to know
I've put everything right.
739
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,280
Come out here.
740
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:47,080
I, um...
Paul told me what happened.
741
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,920
OK. Well, um...
742
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:54,680
The thing is, it's bad...
743
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:56,360
what happened.
744
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:04,120
They're worried that there was, er,
a lot of damage done, and, um...
745
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,120
They're saying that...
746
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,960
..we've got to be brave, because
it's probably just a matter of...
747
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,920
..time.
748
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,080
Has he been conscious?
749
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,680
At all?
750
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,640
Have you been here all night?
751
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:46,040
Can I sit with him for a bit?
752
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,160
I've things I need to tell him.
753
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,000
Of course.
754
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:54,000
He was disappointed with me.
I know he was.
755
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,240
But I've made everything right now.
756
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,280
Tell him.
757
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:25,320
Don't go.
758
00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:28,520
Not yet.
759
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:33,520
We've still got to have
a lot of laughs, you and me.
760
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:45,160
Right, well...
761
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,320
..the good news is...
762
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:53,920
that I'm not bigoted or small-minded,
as it turns out.
763
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,240
What it was was...it was me.
764
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:03,680
It's all psychobabble
and rubbish, probably, but...
765
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:10,160
..I was blaming myself for her
being the other way inclined.
766
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,920
That was why I was hoping
it would go away if...
767
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,320
I played hardball long enough.
768
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:22,640
But I've been on the road to Damascus
and come out the other side.
769
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,760
They're back together, anyway,
the ladies.
770
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,120
So, I'm hoping that...
771
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,640
I'm assuming...
772
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:37,160
that you and I are back on
vis-a-vis the wedding.
773
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,640
So, I just...
774
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:43,000
thought I'd take you through
the itinerary, Mr Buttershaw.
775
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:50,120
Just speak up if there's anything
you're not happy with.
776
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,680
What's she talking to him about?
777
00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:00,120
God knows.
778
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,720
Mum...
779
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:33,960
Hello, love.
780
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:48,760
I love you.
781
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,360
I know you do.
782
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:55,400
I am sorry about all those things
I said to you yesterday.
783
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,400
It doesn't matter.
784
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,480
It's forgotten.
785
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,480
How is he?
786
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,760
Not good.
787
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:11,160
I've brought you some things.
788
00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:15,360
A flask.
789
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,360
I made you some sandwiches.
790
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:20,560
And a Daily Mail.
791
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:23,960
Oh... Aren't you...?
792
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,040
You are, you know.
793
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:30,560
You're perfect.
794
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,040
So are you.
795
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,800
No, I'm not.
796
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,560
I think you are.
797
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:41,640
Well, you're not,
but you're very entertaining.
798
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:45,320
Yeah. Never a dull moment.
799
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,760
Hey, Alan?
800
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:51,480
'Celia! Celia!
801
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:54,560
'Hello, Alan!
Are you doing owt next Tuesday?'
802
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:56,400
HORN BLARES
803
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:06,920
Celia! I didn't see you there.
804
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,560
Oh, hello, Alan! How's things?
805
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,680
I'm just going up to corner shop.
I could walk up wi' you.
806
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:13,840
What you fetching?
807
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:18,160
Oh, I don't know. A tin of peas
and some firelighters for me mother.
808
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,560
Is that what you're having for your
tea? Yeah! Not the firelighters!
809
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:22,600
THEY LAUGH
810
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,080
What are you having?
811
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:28,720
Oh, I don't know. What day is it?
Wednesday. It'll be sausages.
812
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:31,840
Burnt, no doubt, if me mother's
got anything to do with it!
813
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:36,480
How's Jessops? Yeah, great,
I love it.
814
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:39,800
How's Co-op? Not so bad.
815
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,440
Well, see you, then.
816
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:43,080
Yeah, I'll see you, then.
817
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:47,640
Celia? Yeah?
818
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:50,920
Are... Are you doing owt
next Tuesday?
819
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:54,120
Only there's... We could...
820
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:57,680
If you fancied...
Tuesday? What time?
821
00:56:57,720 --> 00:56:58,960
Six o'clock?
822
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000
I could meet you by bridge, or...
823
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,040
we could go and see summat
at flicks.
824
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:05,200
Smashing.
825
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:10,800
I always knew you'd turn up...
eventually.
826
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:16,360
Even if it took you 60 years.
827
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,760
Hello!
828
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:21,200
I think... I thought...
829
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:25,800
Did I come to see you last night?
830
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,520
Or were I dreaming?
831
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:32,120
Yes! You did!
832
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:36,120
You came to see me.
833
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:38,480
I wanted to say sorry.
834
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,720
And I love you.
835
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,840
And I don't care.
836
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:52,680
You've a lovely face.
837
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:55,600
Oh, so have you.
838
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:03,200
I went round to Kate's house
last night.
839
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:05,040
Kate?
840
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,880
They're back together.
841
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,160
Oh!
842
00:58:10,200 --> 00:58:12,280
And you'll never guess...
843
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:14,280
What?
844
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,720
You can play the organ?
845
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,320
What, like the full, big...
Grade 8.
846
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:26,480
So, I said to her, "Oh, you'll know
The Arrival Of The Queen Of Sheba,
then.
847
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:29,080
"That'll be coming in handy!"
848
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:31,000
HE LAUGHS
849
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:35,360
MUSIC: "The Arrival Of
The Queen Of Sheba" by Handel
850
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:39,000
THEY LAUGH
851
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,680
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