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Friends S01E12 The One With The Dozen Lasagnas (Celui qui aimait les lasagnes) (VO&VF+STFR&EN)
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No, no, we're done. We're done, man.
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Aunt Silv, stop yelling.
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All I'm saying is,
if you had told me vegetarian lasagna...
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...I would've made vegetarian lasagna.
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Well, the meat's only every third layer.
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Maybe you could scrape.
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Ross, did you really read
all these baby books?
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Yep. You could plunk me down in
the middle of any woman's uterus...
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...no compass...
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...and I could find my way out like that.
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Ooh, this is cool.
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It says in some parts of the world
people actually eat the placenta.
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And we're done with the yogurt.
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Sorry.
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Aunt Silv, I did this as a favor.
I am not a caterer.
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What do you want me to do
with a dozen lasagnas?
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Nice talk, Aunt Silv.
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You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
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Hey, Ross, listen.
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Do you know that right now
your baby is only this big?
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- This is your baby.
- Heh.
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Hi, Daddy.
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Hello.
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How come you don't live with Mommy?
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How come Mommy lives
with that other lady?
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What's a lesbian?
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Honey, you can say it.
It's Poconos. Poconos.
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It's like "poke a nose."
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Ah.
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Poke a nose.
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Blah, blah, blah.
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- So did I hear "Poconos"?
- Yes.
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My sister's giving us her place
for the weekend.
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Woo-hoo. First weekend away together.
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- Yeah, it's a big step.
I know.
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It's just a weekend. Big deal.
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Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling,
huh?
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Shouldn't it be...
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...flung by now?
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I mean, we are way past the "fling" thing.
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I'm feeling things
I've only read about...
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...in Danielle Steel books, you know?
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I mean, when I'm with him,
I'm just totally, totally...
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Nauseous. I'm physically nauseous.
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What am I supposed to do, huh?
Call lmmigration?
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I could call lmmigration.
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I love babies
with their little baby shoes...
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...and their little baby toes
and their little hands...
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Okay, you're gonna have to stop that...
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...forever.
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Need a new table.
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You think?
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Hey, hey, hey. Come on in.
- Hey. Hello.
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I brought the books...
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...and Monica sends her love
along with this lasagna.
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Oh, great.
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Is it vegetarian?
Because Susan doesn't eat meat.
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I'm pretty sure that it is. Yeah.
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So I got the results of the amnio today.
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Oh, tell me. Is everything?
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Totally and completely healthy.
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- Oh, that's great. That is great.
- Ha, ha.
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Ah.
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Hey. When did you and Susan
meet Huey Lewis?
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Uh, that's our friend Tanya.
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Of course it's your friend Tanya.
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Don't you wanna know about the sex?
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The sex?
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Yeah, I'm having enough trouble with
the image of you and Susan together.
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But when you throw in Tanya...
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The sex of the baby, Ross.
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Oh. You know the sex of the baby?
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- Uh-huh.
- Oh, oh, oh!
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- Do you want to know?
- No, no, no.
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No, I don't want to know.
Absolutely not.
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No, I think you shouldn't know until
you look down there...
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...and see, "Oh, there it is."
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Or isn't.
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- Oh. Hello, Ross.
- Susan.
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So?
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So did you hear?
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Yes, we did. Everything's A-okay.
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Oh, that's so cool.
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It really is. Ha, ha.
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Do we know?
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- We certainly do. It's going to be a...
- Hey, hey!
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Ho, ho! Hello?
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See, a guy who doesn't wanna know
standing right here.
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Oh. Ha, ha. Uh, well, is it what
we thought it would be?
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- Mm-hm.
- Aah!
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What?
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Okay, what did we think it' was gonna be?
No, no, no.
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I don't want to know.
Don't want to know. Okay.
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You know, I should probably just go.
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- Well, thanks for the books.
- No problem. Okay.
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Susan.
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All right, who should we call first?
Your folks or Deb and Rhona?
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Hello?
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Uh...
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Never mind. I don't wanna know.
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Okay, so just because it was my table,
I have to buy a new one?
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That's the rule.
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What rule? There's no rule.
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If anything, you owe me a table.
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- How did you get there?
- I believe this piece of furniture was fine...
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...until your little breakfast adventure
with Angela Delveccio.
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You knew about that?
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The impressions you made
in the butter...
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...left little to the imagination.
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Okay, okay. How about if we split it?
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What do you mean, like, buy it together?
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Yeah.
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Do you think we're ready
for something like that?
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- Why not?
- Well, it's just a big commitment.
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I mean, what if one of us
wants to move out?
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- Why, are you moving out?
- I'm not moving out.
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You'd tell me if you were moving out,
right?
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- Yes, it's just that, with my last roommate...
- Oh, I know all about Kip.
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We bought a hibachi together,
and then he ran off and got married...
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...and things got pretty ugly.
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So let me ask you something.
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Was Kip a better roommate than me?
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Oh, don't do that.
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You've got a couple changes
in your schedule.
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Your 4:00 herbal massage
has been pushed back to 4:30.
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And Ms. Summerfield
canceled her 5:30 shiatsu.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Oh. Here comes your 3:00.
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I don't mean to sound
unprofessional, but, yum.
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Oh. Paolo. Hi.
What are you doing here?
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Uh, Rachella tell me you...
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...massage?
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Yeah, well, Rachella's right. Yeah.
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Oh.
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Okay, I don't know what you just said,
so let's just start.
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Uh, I am, uh...
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...being naked?
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Um, that's really your decision.
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I mean, some people prefer,
you know, to take off...
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Ooh, oops! Being naked.
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I can't believe you don't want to know.
I mean, I could not know.
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I mean, if the doctor knows,
and Carol knows, and Susan knows...
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And Monica knows.
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Heh. How could you?
I don't even know.
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Carol called to thank me for the lasagna.
I asked. She told me.
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So, what's it going to be?
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Whoa.
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Huh? Oh, great.
Now he knows and I don't know.
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I'm sorry. I'm just excited
about being an aunt.
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Or an uncle.
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Hey, Phoebe. Hey, Pheebs.
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Fine.
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- Phoebe, what's the matter?
- Nothing. I'm sorry.
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I'm just... I'm out of sorts.
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Hey, can we get
some cappuccino over here?
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Oh, right. That's me.
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Hey, Chandler.
That table place closes at 7. Come on.
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Fine.
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Phoebe. What is it?
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- You know Paolo?
- I'm familiar with his work, yes.
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Look, he made a move on me.
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- Whoa. The store will be open tomorrow.
- More coffee over here, please.
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Well, what happened?
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Well, he came in for a massage...
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...and everything was fine until...
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- My God.
- Are you sure?
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Oh, yeah. I'm sure.
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And all of a sudden, his hands
weren't the problem anymore.
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Was it?
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Oh, Boy Scouts
could've camped under there.
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Ooh.
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- "Ooh," what?
- Ma Thurman.
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- Oh.
- The actress.
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Uma Thurman!
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Thanks, Rach.
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- What are you gonna you do?
- You have to tell her.
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You have to tell her.
It's your moral obligation as a friend...
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...as a woman. I think it's a feminist issue.
Guys? Guys?
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Oh, yeah, you have to tell her.
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Feminist issue? That's where I went.
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She is gonna hate me.
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Yeah, well.
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Will you pick one? Just pick one.
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Here, how about that one?
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That's patio furniture.
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So what? Like people are gonna come in
and think, "Uh-oh, I'm outside again."
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Fine.
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What about the birds?
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I don't know. Birds just don't say:
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"Hello, sit here. Eat something."
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You pick one.
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How about the ladybugs?
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Oh, so forget about the birds,
but big red insects suggest fine dining?
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Fine. Do you want the birds?
Get the birds.
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Not like that, I won't.
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Kip would've liked the birds.
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- Hey.
- Hi, Pheebs.
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Are you moving out?
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No, these aren't all of my suitcases.
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This one's Paolo's.
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Um...
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Um, Rachel, can we talk for a sec?
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Well, sure. Just for a sec, though...
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...because Paolo's on his way over.
- Oh.
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Okay. Um...
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Okay.
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Um...
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- Oh, Pheebs...
- Um, okay.
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Um, ahem. We haven't known each other
for that long a time.
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And, um, there are three things
that you should know about me.
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One, my friends are the most
important thing in my life.
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Two, I never lie.
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And three, I make the best
oatmeal-raisin cookies in the world.
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Okay. Thanks, Pheebs.
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Mm, my God.
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Why have I never tasted these before?
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Oh, I don't make them a lot...
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...because I don't think it's fair
to the other cookies.
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Ahem, God.
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Well, you're right. These are the best
oatmeal-raisin cookies I've ever had.
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- Which proves that I never lie.
- I guess you don't.
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Paolo made a pass at me.
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So, what do you think?
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I think it's the most beautiful table
I've ever seen.
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I know.
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So how does this work? Gonna balance
the plates on these little heads?
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Who cares? We'll eat at the sink.
Come on.
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Heads up, Ross.
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Score! You suck.
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Are you okay?
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I need some milk.
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I've got milk.
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Here you go.
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Better?
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No.
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Ugh! I feel so stupid.
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I think about the other day,
with you guys, you know.
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And I was all,
"Oh, Paolo. He's so great.
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He makes me feel so..." Ugh!
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God.
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I'm so embarrassed.
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I'm the one he hit on.
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I unleashed him on you.
If I'd never met him...
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...this would've never happened.
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- I'm so sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.
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No, I'm sorry.
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Oh, wait. Oh.
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- What are we sorry about?
- I don't know.
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Right. He's the pig.
251
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,482
- Such a pig.
- Oh, God, he's such a pig.
252
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:46,235
- Oh, he's like a big disgusting pig...
- Yeah, like a...
253
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,738
- Pig man.
- Yes, good. Okay.
254
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,995
Oh, but he was my pig man.
255
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,832
How did I not see this?
256
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,794
Oh, I know!
257
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,881
Because...
258
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:08,925
...he's gorgeous.
259
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,760
And he's charming.
260
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,554
- And when he looks at you...
- Okay. Okay, Pheebs.
261
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,223
The end.
262
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,935
Ugh. God.
263
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,939
Should I not have told you?
264
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:26,943
No, trust me,
it's much better that I know.
265
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:34,450
Uh, I just liked it better before.
It was better.
266
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:52,176
I think she took it pretty well.
267
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,887
You know, Paolo's over there
right now, so...
268
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:57,348
Yeah, we should get over there
and see if she's okay.
269
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,517
Just one second.
270
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,603
- Whoo! Score.
- Game. Us.
271
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,022
Yes.
272
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,899
Come on, Pheebs.
273
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,234
Whoo.
274
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:11,279
Well, it looks like, uh,
we kicked your butts.
275
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,697
No, no. She kicked our butts.
276
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,491
You could be on the Olympic
"Standing There" team.
277
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:17,160
Come on. Two on one.
278
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:20,079
What are you still doing here?
She just broke up with the guy.
279
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,581
It's time for you to swoop in.
280
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,500
What? Now?
281
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,294
Yes. Now is when you swoop.
282
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,296
You gotta make sure
that when Paolo walks out...
283
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,173
...the first guy Rachel sees is you.
284
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,842
She's got to know
that you're everything he's not.
285
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,969
You're like... Like the anti-Paolo.
286
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,681
My Catholic friend is right.
287
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,350
She's distraught. You're there for her.
288
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,729
You pick up the pieces,
and then you usher in:
289
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,273
The Age of Ross.
290
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,280
[PAOLO SPEAKING IN ITALIAN]
291
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:55,448
See this? See?
292
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,246
- How's it going?
Don't stare.
293
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,874
She just finished throwing
his clothes off the balcony.
294
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,376
Now there's just a lot of gesturing
and arm-waving.
295
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:11,214
Okay, that is either, "How could you?"
Or "Enormous breasts."
296
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,675
Here he comes.
297
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:27,313
Uh, I am, uh...
298
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,773
...to say goodbye.
299
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,983
Oh, okay, bye-bye.
300
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,696
Paolo.
301
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:39,283
I really hate you for what you did to Rachel.
But I still have five of these...
302
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:42,453
...so heat it at 375
until the cheese bubbles.
303
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:48,918
Paolo, I just wanna tell you...
304
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:53,005
...and I think I'd speak
for everyone when I say...
305
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,847
Oh. Just look at her.
306
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:04,016
Oh, you guys, I really think only one of us
should go out there...
307
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,060
...so she's not overwhelmed.
- Oh, right.
308
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,938
And I really think it should be me.
309
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,828
Hey.
310
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,998
You all right?
311
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:30,585
Oh. I've been better.
312
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:35,631
Come here.
313
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,265
Listen...
314
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,893
...you deserve so much better than him.
315
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,645
You know? I mean, you...
316
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,983
You should be with a guy who knows
what he has when he has you.
317
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:56,944
Ross...
318
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,238
What?
319
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,617
I'm so sick of guys.
320
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,411
I don't want to look at another guy.
321
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,914
I don't want to think about another guy.
322
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:11,292
I don't even want to be near another guy.
323
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:15,963
Huh.
324
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,886
- Ross, you're so great.
- Oh, ha, ha.
325
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,857
Are you all right?
Are you okay?
326
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,692
Medium. Heh.
327
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:39,362
- Any cookies left?
- Yeah.
328
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:43,115
Heh. See, Rach, um...
329
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:47,703
See, I don't think swearing off guys
altogether is the answer. I really don't.
330
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:52,625
I think what you need is to develop a more
sophisticated screening process.
331
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:56,796
No. No. I just need
to be by myself for a while.
332
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,839
You know?
I just gotta figure out what I want.
333
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,175
No, no.
334
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:05,680
See, because not all guys out there
are gonna be a Paolo.
335
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,723
No, I know. I know.
336
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:11,686
And I'm sure your little boy's
not gonna grow up to be one.
337
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,106
- What?
- What?
338
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,068
I'm having a boy?
339
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,861
Uh, no.
340
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:25,866
No. In fact, you're not having a boy.
341
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,119
I'm having a boy.
342
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,746
Am I having a boy?
343
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,791
- You're having a boy.
- Aah!
344
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,502
- I'm having a boy. I'm having a boy.
- Yes!
345
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:37,795
- What?
- What is it?
346
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,339
I'm having a boy. I'm having a boy.
347
00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:41,966
Hey.
348
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:45,970
We already knew that.
349
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,891
I'm having a son.
350
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:54,937
Um...
351
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:01,652
Yes. And that would be a shutdown.
352
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,112
Shutout!
353
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,118
Where you guys going?
Come on, one more game.
354
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:12,621
- Oh. It's 2:30 in the morning.
- Yeah. Get out.
355
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,000
You guys are always hanging out
in my apartment.
356
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,711
Come on, I'll only use my left hand,
huh?
357
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,963
Come on, wussies.
358
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,386
- All right. Okay. I gotta go.
- Mm-hm.
359
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:28,971
I'm going.
360
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,931
And I'm gone.
361
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,186
- One more game?
- Oh, yeah.
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