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Friends S01E09 The One Where Underdog Gets Away (Celui qui parle au ventre de sa femme) (VO&VF+STFR&EN)
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Terry, I know I haven't worked here
very long...
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...but I was wondering,
do you think it would be possible...
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...if I got a $100 advance on my salary?
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An advance?
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It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving
with my family.
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See, every year, we go skiing in Vail,
and normally my father pays for my ticket...
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...but I've sort of started
this whole independent thing, you know...
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...which is actually why I took this "job."
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Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart.
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You're a terrible, terrible waitress.
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Really, really awful.
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Okay, I hear what you're saying.
I'm with you.
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Um...
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But I'm trying really hard,
and I think I'm doing better.
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I really do.
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Does anybody need coffee?
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Yeah, I do.
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Heh. Look at that.
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Excuse me, sir?
Hi. You come in here all the time.
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Uh-huh.
- I was just wondering...
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...you think there's a possibility
you could give me an advance on my tips?
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Huh? No.
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Okay, okay. That's fine, fine.
Sorry about that spill before.
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Only 98.50 to go.
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- Hey. Hey.
Hey.
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Ross, did you know that Mom and Dad
are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
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What? No, they're not.
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- Yes, they are. The Blymans invited them.
- You're wrong.
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- I am not wrong.
- You're wrong.
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No, I just talked to them.
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I'm calling Mom.
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- Hey, hey.
Hey.
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- Hey.
- Coffee.
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And this from the Cry for Help Department:
Are you wearing makeup?
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Yes, I am.
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As of today, I am officially
Joey Tribbiani, actor/model.
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Thank you.
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That's funny, I was thinking you look more
like Joey Tribbiani, man/woman.
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What were you modeling for?
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You know those posters
for the City Free Clinic?
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Oh, wow. You're gonna be one of those
healthy, healthy, healthy guys?
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- Ah?
- The asthma guy's really cute.
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- Oh, he is.
Isn't he?
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- You know which one you're gonna be?
- No, no.
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But I hear Lyme disease is open,
so, you know...
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Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
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Thanks.
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Well, you were right.
How can they do this to us, huh?
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It's Thanksgiving.
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Aw. Tell you what.
How about if I cook dinner at my place?
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I'll make it just like Mom's.
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Will you make the mashed potatoes
with the lumps?
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You know they're not actually
supposed to...?
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I'll work on the lumps.
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- Joey, you're going home, right?
- Yeah.
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And I assume, Chandler, you're still
boycotting all the Pilgrim holidays?
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Yes, every single one of them.
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Phoebe, you're gonna be
with your grandma?
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Yeah, and her boyfriend.
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But we're celebrating Thanksgiving
in December because he's lunar.
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So you're free Thursday, then?
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- Yeah. Oh, can I come?
- Yeah.
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Rach, you still thinking
you're gonna make it to Vail?
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Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop.
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- Only $102 to go.
- I thought it was 98.50.
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Yeah, well, it was, but I broke a cup.
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Well, I'm off to Carol's.
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Ooh, ooh, why don't we invite her?
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Ooh, ooh, because she's my ex-wife...
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...and will probably wanna
bring her, ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner.
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Hi. Is Carol here?
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- No, she's at a faculty meeting.
- Oh.
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Well, I just came by to pick up my skull.
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Well, not mine, but...
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- Come in.
- Thanks.
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Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class,
and I have to get it back to the museum.
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What's it look like?
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Kind of like a big face without skin.
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Yes, heh, I'm familiar with the concept.
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- We can just look for it.
- Okay.
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Wow, you guys, heh, sure have a lot
of books about being a lesbian.
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Well, you know,
you have to take a course.
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Otherwise they don't let you do it.
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Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic.
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Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
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The baby that hasn't been born yet?
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Uh, wouldn't that mean you're...
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...crazy?
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What, you don't think
they can hear sounds in there?
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You're not serious.
I mean, you really talk to it?
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Yeah, all the time.
I want the baby to know my voice.
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Do you, uh...? Do you talk about me?
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- Yeah, yeah. All the time.
- Really?
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But, um, we just refer to you as
"Bobo the sperm guy."
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Look, if she's talking to it, I just think
I should get some belly time too.
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I mean, not that I believe any of this.
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Oh, I believe it.
I think the baby can totally hear everything.
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- Really?
- I can show you.
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This will seem a little weird.
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But you put your head
inside this turkey...
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...and then we'll all talk,
and you'll hear everything we say.
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I'd just like to say
I'm totally behind this experiment.
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In fact,
I'd very much like to butter your head.
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Hey.
Hey, Rach.
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- Did you make your money?
No, not even close.
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Forget Vail. Forget seeing my family.
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Forget shoop, shoop, shoop.
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Uh, Rach...
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...here's your mail.
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Thanks. You can just put it on the table.
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Heh. No.
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Here's your mail.
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Thanks. You can just put it on the table.
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Would you just open it?
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Oh, my God.
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- Oh, you guys are great.
- Aw. Ha, ha.
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Aw.
- We all chipped in.
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- We did?
- You owe me 20 bucks.
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
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Chandler, here you go.
Got your traditional holiday feast.
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Got your tomato soup...
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...your grilled-cheese fixings,
and your family-size bag of Funyuns.
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Wait, this is what you're having
for Thanksgiving dinner?
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What is it with you and this holiday?
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All right, I'm 9 years old.
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- Aw.
- Aw, I hate this story.
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We've just finished Thanksgiving dinner.
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I have... And I remember this part vividly.
- A mouthful of pumpkin pie.
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And this is the moment my parents
choose to tell me they're getting divorced.
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Oh, my God.
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It's very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving
dinner once you've seen it in reverse.
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Hi.
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- We used to work together.
- We did?
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Yeah, at Macy's.
You're the Obsession girl, right?
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- Yes.
- I was the Aramis guy.
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- Aramis? Aramis? Aramis?
- Oh.
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Yeah, right.
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I gotta tell you,
you're the best in the business.
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- Get out.
I'm serious.
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You're amazing. You know when to spritz.
You know when to lay back.
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Really?
You don't know what that means to me.
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Mm, mm.
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You smell great tonight.
Uh, what are you wearing?
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Nothing.
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Listen, do you wanna go get a drink
or something?
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Yeah, that would be...
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- What's wrong?
- I just remembered I have to do something.
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Oh. What?
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Um...
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Leave.
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JOEY:
Whoa. Wait, wait, wait.
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So I guess you all saw it.
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- What?
- Saw what?
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No, we're just laughing.
You know how laughter can be infectious.
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Hey.
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Set another place for Thanksgiving.
My entire family thinks I have VD.
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Tonight, on a very special Blossom.
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MONICA:
Mm, looking good. Okay.
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Cider's mulling, turkey's turking,
yams are yamming.
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What?
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I don't know.
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It's just not the same
without Mom in the kitchen.
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Ugh. All right, that's it.
Get out of my way and stop annoying me.
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Well, that's closer. That's...
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I got the ticket, I got the ticket.
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Five hours from now,
shoop, shoop, shoop.
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Oh, you must stop shooping.
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Okay, I'm gonna get my stuff.
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Chandler, will you just come in, already?
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No, thank you. I prefer to keep
a safe distance from all this merriment.
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Look out. Incoming pumpkin pie.
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Okay, we all laughed when you did it with
the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore.
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Hey, Monica, I got a question.
I don't see any Tater Tots.
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That's not a question.
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But my mom always makes them.
It's like a tradition.
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You get a little piece of turkey on your fork,
a little cranberry sauce, and a Tot.
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I mean, it's bad enough
I can't be with my family...
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...because of my disease.
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All right, fine.
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Tonight's potatoes
will be both mashed with lumps...
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...and in the form of Tots.
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Yes.
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All right,
I'm off to talk to my unborn child.
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- Ah.
- Okay, Mom never hit.
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Okay, all done.
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What? Phoebe, did you whip the pota...?
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Ross needs lumps.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I just...
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I thought we could have them whipped
and then add some peas and onions.
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Why would we do that?
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Then they'd be just like
my mom used to make it...
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...you know, before she died.
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Okay, three kinds of potatoes coming up.
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Okay. Goodbye, you guys.
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Thanks for everything.
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Oh, God, look at... Sorry. I'm so sorry.
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The most unbelievable thing has happened.
Underdog has gotten away.
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- The balloon?
- No, no, the actual cartoon character.
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Of course the balloon.
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It's all over the news.
Before he reached Macy's...
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...he broke free and was spotted
flying over Washington Square Park.
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- I'm going to the roof. Who's with me?
- Well, I can't. I gotta go.
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An 80-foot inflatable dog
loose over the city?
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- How often does that happen?
- Almost never.
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- Got the keys?
- Okay.
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Any time you're ready.
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Okay.
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Okay, here we go.
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Oh...
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Okay, where am I talking to here?
I mean, uh...
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Well, there is one way that seems to offer
a certain acoustical advantage, but...
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Just aim for the bump.
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Okay.
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Okay, okay.
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Okay, here goes.
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You know, I... You know, I can't do this.
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This is... It's too weird. I feel stupid.
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All right, so don't do it. It's fine.
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You don't have to do it
just because Susan does it.
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Hello, baby. Hello, hello.
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- That moment when we first saw
the giant dog shadow fall over the park?
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But did they have to shoot him down?
I mean, that was just mean.
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Okay, right about now the turkey
should be crispy on the outside...
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...and juicy on the inside.
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Why are we standing here?
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We're waiting for you to open the door.
You've got the keys.
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No, I don't.
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Yes, you do.
When we left, you said, "Got the keys."
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No, I didn't. I asked, "Got the keys?"
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No, no, no. You said, "Got the keys."
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Either of you have the keys?
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- The oven is on.
- Oh, I've gotta get my ticket.
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- Wait. We have a copy of your key.
- Well, then get it, get it!
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Hey, hey.
That tone won't make me go any faster.
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- Joey.
- That one will.
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ROSS:
And everyone's telling me:
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"You gotta pick a major.
You gotta pick a major."
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So on a dare, I picked paleontology.
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And you have no idea what I'm saying,
because, let's face it, you're a fetus.
241
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,442
You're just happy
you don't have gills anymore.
242
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,405
Look, you don't have to talk to it.
You can sing to it.
243
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:33,408
Oh, please.
I am not singing to your stomach, okay?
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- How's it going?
Shh, shh, shh.
245
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,913
Here we come
246
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,374
Walkin' down the street
247
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:45,253
Get the funniest looks from
Everyone we meet
248
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,629
Hey, hey...
249
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,844
- Hey, uh, did you just feel that?
- I did.
250
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,513
- Well, does it always, uh...?
- No, no, that was the first.
251
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,099
- Keep singing. Keep singing.
Oh.
252
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,977
Hey, hey, you're my baby
253
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,438
And I can't wait to meet you
254
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:06,941
When you come out I'll buy you a bagel
And then we'll go to the zoo
255
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,361
I felt it that time.
256
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,030
Hey, hey, I'm your daddy
257
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,948
I'm the one without any breasts
258
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:22,206
- Nope, not that one.
- Can you go any faster with that?
259
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,542
Hey, I got one keyhole
and about a zillion keys.
260
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,502
You do the math.
261
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:29,714
Why do you guys have so many keys
in there anyway?
262
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,592
For an emergency just like this.
263
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,220
All right, listen, smirky.
264
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,473
If it wasn't for your stupid balloon...
265
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,809
...I would be on a plane,
watching a woman do this right now.
266
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,978
But I'm not.
267
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,315
I swear you said you had the keys.
268
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,151
No. I wouldn't say I had the keys
unless I had the keys.
269
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,111
And I obviously did not have the keys.
270
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:56,032
Okay, all right, that's it.
Enough with the keys. No one say "keys."
271
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:01,162
Why would I have the keys?
272
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,331
Aside from the fact
that you said you did?
273
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,833
- But I didn't.
- Well, you should have.
274
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,335
Why?
Because.
275
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,545
Why? Because everything
is my responsibility?
276
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,340
Isn't it enough
that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner?
277
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:16,677
Everyone wants a different kind of potato,
so I'm making different kinds of potatoes.
278
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:19,847
You know, does anybody care
what kind of potatoes I want?
279
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:23,643
No, no, no!
280
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,854
You know, just as long as Phoebe
gets her peas and onions...
281
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,981
...and Mario gets his Tots.
282
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:33,027
It's my first Thanksgiving, and I...
283
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:36,614
It's all burnt, and I can't...
284
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,743
Okay, Monica,
only dogs can hear you now, so...
285
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,662
Look, the door's open. Here we go.
286
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,288
Oh, God.
287
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,707
- Ooh.
- Oh.
288
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:52,004
Well, the turkey's burnt.
289
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:56,676
Potatoes are ruined.
Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are ruined.
290
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,261
Here we come
291
00:18:58,470 --> 00:18:59,512
Walkin' down the...
292
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:05,685
This doesn't smell like Mom's.
293
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,814
No, it doesn't, does it?
But you wanted lumps, Ross?
294
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,275
Well, here you go, buddy. You got one.
295
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,112
Oh, God, this is great.
296
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,699
The plane is gone,
so I guess I'm stuck here with you guys.
297
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:23,619
Hey, we all had better plans, okay?
This was nobody's first choice.
298
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,204
Oh, really?
299
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:26,914
So why was I busting my ass...
300
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,417
...to make this delicious
Thanksgiving dinner?!
301
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,044
- You call that delicious?
- You be quiet!
302
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:36,007
All right, stop it, stop it, stop it!
303
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,010
Now, this feels like Thanksgiving.
304
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,401
Ew.
- What?
305
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:59,071
Ugly Naked Guy's
taking his turkey out of the oven.
306
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,782
Eh.
307
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,869
Oh, my God. He's not alone.
308
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,245
Ugly Naked Guy...
309
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:09,582
...is having Thanksgiving dinner
with Ugly Naked Gal.
310
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,461
I gotta see this.
311
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,172
Aw.
312
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,382
All right, Ugly Naked Guy.
313
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,969
Ooh, ugly naked dancing.
314
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:24,680
It's nice that he has someone.
315
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,526
Shall I carve?
316
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:38,778
By all means.
317
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,947
All right.
318
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:48,579
Okay, who wants light cheese
and who wants dark cheese?
319
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:52,500
I don't even wanna know
about the dark cheese.
320
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,294
- Does anybody wanna split this with me?
- Ooh, I will.
321
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,921
Mm. You guys have to make a wish.
322
00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,926
- Make a wish?
- Come on, you know, Thanksgiving.
323
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:09,433
Ooh. You got the bigger half.
What did you wish for?
324
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,602
The bigger half.
325
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:16,148
All right, I'd like to propose a toast.
326
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,776
- A little toast here. Ding, ding, ding.
Mm.
327
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,904
This isn't exactly
the kind of Thanksgiving you planned...
328
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:25,866
...but for me this has been really great,
you know?
329
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,786
I think because it didn't involve divorce...
330
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,788
...or projectile vomiting.
331
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,793
I was just thinking,
if you'd gone to Vail...
332
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:39,880
...or if you guys had been with your family,
or if you didn't have...
333
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:41,590
...syphilis and stuff...
334
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:46,137
...we wouldn't be all together, you know?
335
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,972
So I guess what I'm trying to say...
336
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:54,020
...is that I'm very thankful
that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
337
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,480
That's so sweet.
338
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,649
Thank you.
339
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,318
ROSS:
Mm.
340
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,611
And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.
341
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,071
And a crappy New Year.
342
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,532
Hear, hear.
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