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Help! Me house is on fire!
Me house is on fire!
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Call the fire brigade!
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Don't worry. Come along.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
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Well done, lads!
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Fill 'em up!
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Pass the buckets!
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There must be another way
of doing the credits.
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That's right!
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Every time they make a Robin Hood
movie, they burn our village down.
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Leave us alone, Mel Brooks!
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Yeah.
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♪♪ Yeah.
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- Yo, yo, yo!
- Check it out.
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♪ Prince John and the sheriff
They was runnin' the show ♪
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♪ Raisin' the taxes 'cause
they needed the dough ♪
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♪ A reign of terror took over the land ♪
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♪ They were shakin' down the
people just to beat the band ♪
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♪ I said hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪
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♪ I said hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪
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♪ I said ♪ ♪ Hey, nonny,
nonny and a ho-ho-ho ♪
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♪ The people were unhappy
Morale was low ♪
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♪ They had no place to turn
to There was nowhere to go ♪
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♪ They needed a hero but
no one could be found ♪
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♪ 'Cause Robin Hood was
out of town I said hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ I said hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪
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♪ I said ♪ ♪ Hey, nonny,
nonny and a ho-ho-ho ♪
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♪ He was put into the
slammer by his Arab foe ♪
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♪ And in a little while he
would be no more I said hey ♪
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- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ I said hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪ ♪ I said ♪
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♪ Hey, nonny, nonny Hey, nonny, nonny ♪
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♪ Hey, nonny, nonny and
a whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ Check it out ♪♪
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Ow! Ow!
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Ah, hello, hello!
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Welcome, welcome to le dungeon!
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Hello, I'm Falafel, maître d' dungeon.
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Please allow me to show
you to your cell. Come.
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Duck.
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I always forget about that.
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I'm so sorry, but we cannot seat
you without the proper attire.
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See?
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Irving.
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Help me.
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Ah! That's much better.
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And now I leave you in the
capable hands of Muktar.
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He's our head guard.
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Please, it's better you
cooperate with him.
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He's a tough guy.
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And if there’s anything you require,
please don't hesitate to scream.
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Coming!
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We're so busy!
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Follow me!
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Please sit.
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Robin of Loxley, where is your king?
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King? King?
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And which king might that be?
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King Richard, King Louis, King Kong?
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Larry King?
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Impertinent English dog! You shall talk.
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I don't think so.
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Chuchim, please,
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the tongue looseners.
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Speak, you dog.
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Speak! Uh-uh.
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Ooh!
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What did he say?
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You don't wanna know.
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You very brave for a not-at-homeboy.
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Oh, thank you.
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I've been in this place for a while.
Perhaps I can be of some service to you.
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- Do you have any questions?
- What are you in for?
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-Jaywalking.
- Oh. I see.
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It's not gonna be easy
getting out of here.
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What we need is a great feat of strength.
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Feat of strength?
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Au contraire!
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Now that you are here with me, what
we have is great strength of feet!
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- Don't follow.
- Do as I do.
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Put your feet on the bar, both feet.
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Now, on the count of kick—
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Kick! Ha-ha!
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- What was that noise?
- Uh, noise? Noise?
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Uh— Uh, uh, uh, uh-
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The noise you heard was the
breaking of this poor man's heart.
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Yes, that's it! Ohh!
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- What?
- He's decided to save his life by betraying his king.
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- Tsk, tsk, tsk.
- Oh, yes, that's it.
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Oh, damn my eyes.
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So go. Go tell your superiors
before he changes his mind.
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Oh, by the love of Allah,
this is a wonderful thing!
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Go.
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It will mean a big promotion for me.
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Go!
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Good news is always rewarded!
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Please go.
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On the other hand-
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bad news is severely punished.
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Aah!
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Now is our chance.
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Quick, follow me!
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You get that chain, I'll get this one.
Righto!
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We're free!
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We're free! We're going home!
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Move out of the way!
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Come on. Take my hand.
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All right, on the count of three!
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One, two, three!
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I just told them the good news, and-
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and-
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and I'm in deep shit.
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It is a very long journey from
Africa to England, my friend.
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Well.
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I owe you a great debt
of gratitude, my friend.
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I am called Robin of Loxley.
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My name is Asneeze, father of Ahchoo.
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Bless you. No, no, no, no, no.
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Ahchoo is my son. He's in
England, your country.
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He's an exchange student.
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I'd like you to look after him.
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He's in need of guidance. He
is headstrong and cocksure.
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Or is it the other way around?
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Say no more. I vow on the
sacred word of Loxley,
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I give you my undying
pledge, my solemn oath...
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on my father's honor, on
the blood of my heart,
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on the word of my soul- Good.
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on the very center of my
being, that nothing shall—
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You must go now, or you
will miss the tide.
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Yes, yes. Well, farewell, my friend.
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And not to worry. I'll find Ahchoo.
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Good-bye, my friend. Farewell.
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Safe journey!
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Home! Home!
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England! Ahh!
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Mmm! Mwah!
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Oh, a horse. A horse.
My kingdom for a horse.
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Get him!
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Hold him.
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Ahchoo?
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Bless you!
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Man, I hope someone's getting
a video of this thing.
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Damn!
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That must be him.
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Watch my back!
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Your back just got punched twice.
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Thank you.
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Hey, thanks, man. You're welcome.
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Who are you anyway?
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I think now is not the
time for introductions.
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Time out!
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Excuse me, bad guys. I
am running out of air.
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Gotta get pumped.
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Huh? Huh?
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Okay, honkies. Time in!
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By the by, do you know praying mantis?
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You're looking at him.
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Let's get out of here!
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Yeah, boy!
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Go ahead, punk!
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They're witches! They're mad!
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They're possessed! They're crazy!
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Good work. Thanks, man.
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You haven't seen the last of us!
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You've seen the last of us.
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There she is, Loxley Hall,
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home of my family for seven generations.
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Let's go!
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Move it! Come on. Let's go!
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That's it, boys. Let's go. Move it.
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That's it! Keep it going!
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Keep it going!
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Yes, come on, come on. Move it, move it.
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Here we go. Stop the castle!
Stop the castle!
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You there! I demand to know
what is going on here!
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Read it and weep.
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Hey, what up with that?
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"Hear ye, hear ye.
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"For failure to pay back taxes,
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"all the lands, castle and properties
of the family of Loxley...
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"shall be taken in lieu of payment.
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Signed, Prince John's royal
accountant, H.M.R. Blockhead"?
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This is a sham!
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I vow here and now I will restore
my castle to its rightful place.
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Yeah, yeah. You vow, we move!
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Let's go, boys! Take it out!
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So long! Move it!
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Keep it going! Come on!
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That's a boy!
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Blinkin?
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Who's that? It's Blinkin.
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Our family's loyal, blind servant.
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I gotta get the horse, man. Good.
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Blinkin! Uh, be right out.
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Blinkin!
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Master Robin, is that you? Yes!
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Back from the Crusades? Yes!
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And alive? Yes.
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Oh, happy day!
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I'm quite sure there was a door there.
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Master Robin!
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You lost your arms in battle.
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How— How terrible!
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But you grew some nice boobs.
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Blinkin, I'm over here.
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Oh. Uh, later.
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Blinkin, listen to me.
They've taken the castle.
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I thought it felt a bit drafty.
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Ohh!
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This never would have happened
if your father was alive.
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He's dead?
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Yes.
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And my mother? She died
of pneumonia whilst—
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Oh, you were away!
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My brothers? They were all
killed by the plague.
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My dog Pongo?
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Run over by a carriage.
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My goldfish Goldy?
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Eaten by the cat.
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My cat? Choked on the goldfish.
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Oh, it's good to be home,
ain't it, Master Robin?
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Oh! Oooh! Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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What is that?
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Oh, your father wanted
me to give you this.
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He said that inside is the key...
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to the greatest treasure in all the land.
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Ohh. May I keep it?
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Um, no, Blinkin. I think I ought
to honor my father's wishes.
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Of course.
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Come, Blinkin. Let us leave
this depressing foundation.
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We have much to do and
less time to do it in.
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Yes.
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Hey. Hey, Robin, wait up.
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Oh, well done, Ahchoo.
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Yeah, he was running fast,
but I caught his ass.
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Who's that? Blinkin, I'd
like you to meet Ahchoo.
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A Jew? Here?
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No, no. Not a Jew. Ahchoo.
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Hey, put it there. How do you do?
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I've been better.
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- What is that?
- Help me! Help me!
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Aah, save me! Save me!
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Looks like a runaway white boy.
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All right. Steady on. What's the matter?
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They're after me. Who is?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Over that boy hand!
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Hand over that boy.
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Who demands it? The
sheriff of Rottingham.
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And what has the boy done?
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He was caught poaching
in the king's forest.
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He "deered" to kill a king's dare.
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Dared to kill a king's deer.
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And this is an offense?
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One punishable by death.
Where have you been?
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Fighting with King
Richard in the Crusades.
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00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,300
Unfortunately, my father couldn't
get me into the National Guard.
261
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,928
Whoa-oh!
262
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:06,264
How dare you talk to me in that fashion?
263
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,309
Who are you? I am Robin of Loxley.
264
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,311
Oh, yes, yes, I've heard of you.
265
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,730
They say you're pretty
handy with a sword.
266
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,774
Let's find out!
267
00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,998
I was angry at you before, Loxley,
268
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:35,877
- but now I'm really pissed off!
- Pissed off?
269
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,088
If I was that close to a horse's wiener,
270
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,924
I'd be worried about getting pissed on.
271
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:44,928
You know, this wasn't a very smart
thing for you to have done, Loxley.
272
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,972
I'll pay for this!
273
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,352
You'll pay for this!
274
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:55,271
Kill them!
275
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:01,111
Wait, I've... changed my mind.
276
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,905
Wise decision.
277
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:08,159
So, until we meet again,
278
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:10,245
have a safe journey.
279
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,956
Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Oh! Ah!
280
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,000
Mind the big rocks!
281
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:19,629
♪♪
282
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:23,633
Shut up, you bloody fools!
283
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:26,594
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
284
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:31,099
Oh, thank you for saving me life, milord.
285
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,768
I shall tell all that I see that
there is one man in England...
286
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,271
who's not afraid to stand up
to Rottingham and his men.
287
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,606
Good. Tell them that.
288
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,651
And tell them also that I vow
to put an end to the injustice,
289
00:22:41,736 --> 00:22:44,279
right the wrongs, end the tyranny,
290
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,699
restore the throne, protect the forest,
291
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:50,618
introduce folk dancing,
292
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,787
demand a four-day work week...
293
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,582
and affordable health care
for Saxons and Normans.
294
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:59,502
Yes, yes. Good, good.
Well, it's getting dark.
295
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,504
I gotta go home alone now.
296
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,715
Right, right. Good-bye.
297
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:12,307
What an unusual child.
298
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,266
Hmm.
299
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,482
♪ Where is the one ♪
300
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:24,986
♪ That I love most of all ♪
301
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,490
♪ When will I hear him call ♪
302
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:32,410
♪ Marian, Marian ♪
303
00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:35,497
♪ He is the one ♪
304
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:39,918
♪ Who can make my life whole ♪
305
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:45,423
♪Joyful forevermore ♪
306
00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:49,094
♪ I've waited so patiently ♪
307
00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:52,847
♪ For a true love ♪
308
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:56,518
♪ When will he come for me ♪
309
00:23:56,602 --> 00:24:00,438
♪ Where is he Where is he, oh ♪
310
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,197
♪ Where is the man ♪
311
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:13,827
♪ Who carries the key ♪
312
00:24:13,911 --> 00:24:16,287
♪ When will he be ♪
313
00:24:16,372 --> 00:24:19,374
♪ With his Marian ♪
314
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,459
♪ Marian ♪
315
00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:24,504
♪ I cannot wait ♪
316
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:28,716
♪ Till he sets my heart free ♪
317
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:33,388
♪ Oh, when will I know him ♪
318
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:37,392
♪ When will I see him ♪
319
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:41,229
♪ When will I hear him ♪
320
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,314
♪ Say Marian ♪
321
00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:47,777
♪ My love ♪♪
322
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,072
♪♪ Oh!
323
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,408
Hurry up, mein lady!
324
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,494
You better get out of that tub...
325
00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:59,330
before that thing begins to rust.
326
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:01,791
All right, Broomhilde.
327
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:08,214
Hurry, hurry. It's freezing.
328
00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:16,764
Button up. You're going to
catch your death of cold.
329
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,893
Oh, these castles are so drafty.
330
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:26,149
Toasty warm.
331
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:30,904
Oh, Broomhilde, look.
332
00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:33,489
A happy little bluebird.
333
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:40,205
Hello.
334
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:45,835
Ah. This means I must make a wish.
335
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,588
I hope against hope,
336
00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:50,798
I wish against wish...
337
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:54,928
that the heavens bring me a
kind, wonderful, gentle man...
338
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:58,139
who possesses the key to my...
339
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:02,018
heart.
340
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,812
Good-bye, my little friend.
341
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,941
Ooh, that happy little bluebird...
342
00:26:08,025 --> 00:26:11,236
has left a happy little
doo-doo on your hand.
343
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:29,003
Prince John, I must speak with you.
344
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:32,674
All right, everybody. Later, later.
345
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,301
See you later. Oh!
346
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:42,183
Sire.
347
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,185
I have news.
348
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,896
What sort of news do you have?
349
00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:49,899
Not bad news, is it? You
know I can't take bad news.
350
00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:54,362
The day started out so good. Had a
good night's sleep. Had a good B.M.
351
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,614
I don't want to hear any bad news.
352
00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:58,700
Now, what type of news is it?
353
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:01,786
Well, to be perfectly frank, it's bad!
354
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,872
I knew it!
355
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:08,376
I knew it was bad news!
356
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,006
Wait a minute. I have an idea.
357
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:17,802
Maybe if you tell me the bad news in
a good way, it won't sound so bad.
358
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:22,473
The bad— The bad news in a good way?
359
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:25,476
Yes, I can do that. Bad
news in a good way.
360
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,478
Um— Well, here goes.
361
00:27:32,026 --> 00:27:34,986
Wait till you hear this. I just
bumped into Robin of Loxley.
362
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,905
He's back from the Crusades.
363
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:42,493
You know, he just beat the
crap out of me and my men.
364
00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:49,167
He— He hates you, and he
loves your brother Richard.
365
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,297
And-
366
00:27:57,343 --> 00:28:00,428
he wants to see you hanged!
367
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:03,348
You-
368
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:06,851
We're— We're— We're in
an awful lot of trouble!
369
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:13,107
What, are you crazy?
370
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:16,527
Why are you laughing?
This is terrible news!
371
00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:19,364
Well, I-I- You-You told me-
372
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,616
I was just trying to soften the blow.
373
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,369
Well, you blew it.
374
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:26,788
This is a knotty problem,
sire, not easily solved.
375
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,790
Yes, you're right.
376
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:32,043
What to do?
377
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:35,213
What to do? What to do?
378
00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:39,217
Got it! Latrine!
379
00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:40,093
The weird creature in the tower,
the one who protects my future.
380
00:28:40,094 --> 00:28:43,471
The weird creature in the tower,
the one who protects my future.
381
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,973
Oh, yes, Latrine.
382
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:47,934
Is she ugly!
383
00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:56,359
Latrine? Latrine, where are you?
I must talk with you!
384
00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:58,820
- Latrine! Latrine!
- No!
385
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:02,657
Oh, it's you. There's a
new threat to my power.
386
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:06,494
What can you tell me
about Robin of Loxley?
387
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,664
Robin of Loxley? Robin of Loxley.
388
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,833
Let me see.
389
00:29:13,335 --> 00:29:16,003
Raven's egg,
390
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,339
blood of a hen!
391
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,299
Little bit more blood, yes.
392
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,679
Eyeballs of a crocodile.
393
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,350
Testicles of a newt.
394
00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:32,437
I guess he's a transsexual now!
395
00:29:32,563 --> 00:29:35,273
Yeah. Ugh. Yes.
396
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,572
Mmm!
397
00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:47,368
Robin of Loxley is handsome and brave.
398
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:51,205
He seeks to regain his family's honor.
399
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:54,417
The little sod could be trouble.
400
00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:56,419
Are you certain? Certain?
401
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:59,755
You want certain, hire yourself a witch.
I'm just your cook.
402
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,467
Here. Eat this.
403
00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:05,887
Hmm, looks fabulous.
404
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:08,890
Looks like a seder at
Vincent Price's house.
405
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:20,318
Such an unusual name, Latrine.
How did your family come by it?
406
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:22,987
We changed it in the ninth century.
407
00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:25,698
You mean, you changed it...
408
00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:27,992
to Latrine?
409
00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:30,453
Yeah. Used to be Shithouse.
410
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,582
It's a good change.
411
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,668
It's a good change.
412
00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:41,631
Now, what about this Robin fellow, huh?
413
00:30:41,715 --> 00:30:44,091
How can I stop him?
414
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,928
Maybe I could devise...
415
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,930
a magic potion,
416
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:52,600
one that would make him unable
to perform the slightest task.
417
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:57,021
But in return, you must help me.
418
00:30:57,105 --> 00:31:01,275
What, are you kidding? Name it.
Anything you want.
419
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:05,071
Put in a good word for me with
the sheriff of Rottingham.
420
00:31:05,155 --> 00:31:07,573
I've got the hots for him.
421
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,202
Hmm.
422
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:14,664
I keep a likeness of him in my boudoir.
423
00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:16,916
Oh. Ohh!
424
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,460
Oh! Oh, Rotty!
425
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:22,380
Rotty, Rotty, Rotty!
426
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:24,507
I am amazed,
427
00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:27,635
to think that a handsome blade
like the sheriff of Rottingham...
428
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,596
would ever want a creature like you.
429
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:36,269
Well, if you’re gonna puncture my dreams,
430
00:31:36,353 --> 00:31:39,063
you can forget about my
promise to help you.
431
00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:42,817
No, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
432
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,819
Wait.
433
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,446
Maybe if we got him drunk.
434
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:54,161
Very drunk.
435
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:56,163
You got a shot.
436
00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:04,755
Ooh, good!
437
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,226
Whoa.
438
00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:22,315
Dismount.
439
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:30,281
Wait here. I'll go make sure it's safe.
440
00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:52,345
I say, would you mind, um,
awfully, getting out of the way?
441
00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:56,223
I say, not until you pay the toll.
442
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,434
Toll? What toll?
443
00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:02,229
Well, the toll you pay
for crossing me bridge.
444
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,231
I'm not paying any toll.
445
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,901
This bridge is on my family's land.
446
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,903
Well, it used to be my family's land.
447
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:12,448
Hey. Hey, you're— you're Robin of Loxley!
448
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,450
Hey!
449
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:16,827
Yeah!
450
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:18,829
And who might you be?
451
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:21,082
Oh, they call me Little John.
452
00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,584
Uh, but don't let my name fool you.
453
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:26,545
In real life, I'm very big.
454
00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:29,840
I'll take your word for it.
Now let me pass.
455
00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:32,426
Uh- No.
456
00:33:33,845 --> 00:33:36,722
Sorry, but a toll is a toll,
457
00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:38,724
and a roll is a roll,
458
00:33:38,809 --> 00:33:42,186
and if we don't get no tolls,
then we don't eat no rolls.
459
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,606
I made that up.
460
00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:49,193
It's very fascinating. I'm afraid
I'm going to have to hurt you.
461
00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:52,822
Oh, yeah. My pleasure. Will!
462
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:02,123
Thank you.
463
00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:04,208
Hey, Blinkin.
464
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:06,335
Did you say, "Abe Lincoln"?
465
00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:09,630
No, I ain't say Abe Lincoln!
I said, "Hey, Blinkin."
466
00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:11,632
Hold the reins, man.
467
00:34:13,135 --> 00:34:15,344
Damn.
468
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,472
Hey, Robin, Robin.
469
00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,683
Excuse me. No, excuse me.
470
00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:23,227
Hey, look, man. You
don't have to do this.
471
00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:27,815
Look, this ain't exactly the Mississippi.
472
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:31,152
I'm on one side, see?
I'm on the other side.
473
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:35,156
I'm on the east bank.
I'm on the west bank.
474
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,950
It is not that critical.
475
00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:41,537
Not the point. It's the
principle of the thing.
476
00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:43,664
Yeah.
477
00:34:45,208 --> 00:34:47,084
Nice knowing you.
478
00:35:21,912 --> 00:35:23,871
Aah!
479
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,191
Ow.
480
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,527
Ow.
481
00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:56,529
Ow!
482
00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:00,825
Uh! Ho!
483
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:05,454
Help me!
484
00:36:05,539 --> 00:36:07,456
I can't swim!
485
00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:11,377
I'm drowning! Oh, no, I'm drowning!
486
00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:15,172
Help me!
487
00:36:15,257 --> 00:36:17,925
Help me!
488
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,553
Help me! Help me!
489
00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:24,807
Oh, God! Oh, I'm drowning! I'm
drowning, I'm drowning, I'm drowning!
490
00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:31,856
There, there. You're all right now.
491
00:36:31,982 --> 00:36:35,568
Thank you, Robin. You saved me life.
492
00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,029
What? Air!
493
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:41,490
Sorry.
494
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,909
There. I'm in your debit.
495
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:47,246
Think nothing of it. Hey,
are y'all all right?
496
00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:49,915
Huh. Let me introduce you to my friends.
497
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,293
That is Blinkin.
498
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:54,295
And this is Ahchoo.
499
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:56,297
Bless ya.
500
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,716
That's my name, man.
501
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,968
Ahchoo.
502
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:04,722
Here, let me introduce you to
my best friend, Will Scarlet.
503
00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:06,932
Scarlet's my middle name.
504
00:37:07,017 --> 00:37:10,269
My full name is Will Scarlet O'Hara.
505
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:15,691
We're from Georgia.
506
00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,693
He's deadly with his daggers.
507
00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:20,487
Really? How's about a demonstration?
508
00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:22,531
Gladly.
509
00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:35,169
All right then.
510
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:38,756
Fire an arrow straight at my heart.
511
00:37:40,133 --> 00:37:43,135
- Are you serious?
- Absolutely.
512
00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:51,810
Okay. Good-bye.
513
00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:01,862
Hey, what part of Georgia are you from?
514
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,822
South Central?
515
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:16,001
Well, I haven't quite
figured that part out yet.
516
00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:20,214
I see.
517
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:23,050
I'm sorry 'bout the toll thing, Robin.
518
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,052
I mean, it's Prince John.
519
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,638
He's taken our homes
and everything we own.
520
00:38:27,764 --> 00:38:31,684
We've nothin' left. Not
to worry, Little John.
521
00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:35,688
Even as we speak, I'm forming a plan to make
trouble for Prince John and Rottingham.
522
00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:38,774
Tonight, I'll crash their
party and serve warning...
523
00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:41,527
that there are those who will fight
to rid England of their tyranny.
524
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:44,822
- Good! We'll join you!
- Yeah!
525
00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:47,616
No, no, no, no. I can't
risk the lives of others.
526
00:38:47,701 --> 00:38:51,453
One man can get in more
easily than half a dozen.
527
00:38:51,538 --> 00:38:53,914
Well, I must be off.
528
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:56,750
Fare thee well. I'll see
thee upon my return.
529
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:59,253
All right, man. Peace, bro.
530
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:02,464
Take it easy. Thanks.
531
00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:10,597
Man, white men can’t jump.
532
00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:19,523
Ah. Here you are, son.
533
00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,525
Your ticket, sir.
534
00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:59,480
Kill him!
535
00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:03,400
No, wait.
536
00:40:03,485 --> 00:40:07,154
You know, a mime... is a
terrible thing to waste.
537
00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:11,533
Let him go.
538
00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:19,583
Lovely Bristols.
539
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,585
Good evening, milady.
540
00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:25,089
Milady.
541
00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:33,138
Maid Marian, you know our
good sheriff of Rottingham.
542
00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:35,933
You look ravishing, my dear.
543
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:44,566
Please allow me to help you to your seat.
544
00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:50,030
Mmm.
545
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:56,954
I must say that Prince John has spared
no expense for tonight's party.
546
00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:59,957
We have exotic foods
from across the seas.
547
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:03,502
Coconuts, bananas and dates.
548
00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:05,838
Would you care for a date?
Yes, thank you.
549
00:41:05,922 --> 00:41:08,715
How 'bout next Thursday?
550
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,389
Good evening.
551
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,933
That's- That's him!
552
00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:21,520
That's Loxley!
553
00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,954
Greetings, Your Highness.
554
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:44,501
Traif. A present for you and your guests.
555
00:41:44,586 --> 00:41:46,503
That's a wild boar.
556
00:41:46,588 --> 00:41:50,048
No, no, that's a wild pig.
That's a wild bore.
557
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:52,885
Funny!
558
00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:54,887
Very amusing.
559
00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:59,183
So you're Robin of Loxley, huh?
560
00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:04,980
I've heard so much about you.
561
00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:09,026
- And you are?
- Maid Marian.
562
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,904
Ah, Maid Marian.
563
00:42:11,988 --> 00:42:14,865
Rumors of your beauty have
traveled far and wide,
564
00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:18,493
yet I see they hardly do you justice. Oh!
565
00:42:18,578 --> 00:42:21,079
Quite a smoothy.
566
00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:25,375
He's definitely a smoothy. Enough!
567
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:29,129
King illegal forest...
568
00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:33,467
to pig wild kill in it a is!
569
00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:35,510
What? What?
570
00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:39,181
I mean, don't you know it is
illegal to kill a wild pig...
571
00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:41,767
in the king's forest?
572
00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:44,937
Is it not also illegal to sit in the
king's throne and usurp his power...
573
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,814
in his absence?
574
00:42:47,941 --> 00:42:51,151
Careful, Robin. You go too far.
I've only just begun.
575
00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:54,988
I've come to warn you that if you do
not stop levying these evil taxes,
576
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:59,368
I shall lead the good people of
England in a revolt against you.
577
00:42:59,452 --> 00:43:02,454
And why should the people listen to you?
578
00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:06,166
Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods,
579
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:09,711
I can speak with an English accent.
580
00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:12,130
Oh!
581
00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:16,218
To tell you the truth, this guy
is starting to get on my nerves!
582
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:18,220
Worry not, Your Highness.
583
00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:22,474
I shall dispose of this
feathered upstart.
584
00:43:22,684 --> 00:43:25,686
I challenge you to a duel.
585
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,740
I accept.
586
00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,784
Whoa!
587
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:46,206
That's going to cost you, Loxley.
588
00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:48,333
Please, put it on my bill.
589
00:43:48,418 --> 00:43:51,753
So it's come down to this, has it?
A fight to the death.
590
00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:54,006
Mano a mano,
591
00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:56,008
man to man,
592
00:43:56,092 --> 00:43:58,427
just you and me...
593
00:43:58,511 --> 00:44:01,221
and my guards!
594
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,603
Ooh!
595
00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:12,274
Check, please. Table one.
596
00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:25,329
Ha!
597
00:44:39,135 --> 00:44:41,511
Uh. Ooh. Ah.
598
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:47,434
Hurry, let's get out of here!
599
00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:54,316
Oh.
600
00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:03,492
Uhh.
601
00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:22,052
Refreshment, sir. Ah, thank you, Blinkin.
602
00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:26,932
Sounds like we're winning, sir.
603
00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:28,975
Indeed, we are. Carry on. Right you are.
604
00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:38,026
Save me, save me. Hurt them, hurt them!
605
00:45:38,111 --> 00:45:40,946
Yes, save them, save them. Hurt
you, hurt you. I've got it.
606
00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:44,241
Ohh!
607
00:45:55,837 --> 00:45:58,088
Care for some dessert?
608
00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:01,925
One, two, three!
609
00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:04,553
Fire!
610
00:46:07,223 --> 00:46:09,266
Maid Marian!
611
00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:11,935
Do you believe in... love at first sight?
612
00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:16,648
Depends on what you're looking at.
613
00:46:17,692 --> 00:46:22,737
Well? Yes! Yes! Yes!
614
00:46:25,658 --> 00:46:28,160
Where is she? Ohh!
615
00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:30,162
To be continued.
616
00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:36,042
Mein liebchen, I'm so glad I found you.
617
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:38,378
Come on. This party's getting rough.
618
00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:40,422
Hyah!
619
00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,254
Am I good? I'm good.
620
00:47:21,464 --> 00:47:24,299
Bar the doors! Don't let them get away.
Surround the great hall.
621
00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:26,301
Now you're talkin'.
622
00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:28,345
Shut the door.
623
00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:54,287
I hope it's worth the noise!
624
00:48:12,932 --> 00:48:15,016
We've got him. We've got him.
625
00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:20,397
Aha! Right rope.
626
00:48:42,128 --> 00:48:45,005
Oh!
627
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:47,007
Look at this.
628
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:50,677
We went from royalty to recycling.
629
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:53,972
Little John, would you get the door?
Yeah, I'll try.
630
00:48:55,308 --> 00:48:57,559
Well, it's been a wonderful party,
631
00:48:57,643 --> 00:48:59,894
and we'd love to stay
and all that, but, um,
632
00:48:59,979 --> 00:49:02,731
I'm afraid we really must dash, so ta-ta.
633
00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:16,286
No, no, no.
634
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:26,588
I sent word throughout
England that each village...
635
00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:29,049
should send the very best men they have.
636
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:31,384
These are them.
637
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:38,808
Hmm, we're in a lot of trouble.
638
00:49:40,686 --> 00:49:44,230
Good people who have traveled
from villages near and far,
639
00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:46,232
lend me your ears.
640
00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:54,240
That's disgusting.
641
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:56,493
Hear me!
642
00:49:56,619 --> 00:49:59,746
Men the likes of Prince John and
Rottingham must be stopped.
643
00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:03,333
Stopped from taxing us into poverty, from
taking from us what is rightfully ours.
644
00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:08,129
If we stand up to them,
all together as one,
645
00:50:08,214 --> 00:50:10,465
we can win the day!
646
00:50:10,549 --> 00:50:14,302
We shall go on to the end.
We shall not flag or fail.
647
00:50:14,387 --> 00:50:16,805
We shall fight on the seas and oceans.
648
00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:20,433
We shall defend our isle,
whatever the cost may be.
649
00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:23,478
We shall never surrender.
650
00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:25,438
Then they shall say of us,
651
00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:27,774
"Never have so many...
652
00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:30,527
owed so much to so few."
653
00:50:33,739 --> 00:50:36,241
That was beautiful. What's going on?
654
00:50:36,325 --> 00:50:38,201
They're asleep.
655
00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:42,747
Hey, man.
656
00:50:42,832 --> 00:50:44,958
Tough room.
657
00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:49,587
Why don't you let me give it a try? Okay.
658
00:50:58,723 --> 00:51:01,766
Look at yourselves!
659
00:51:01,851 --> 00:51:05,520
Go ahead. Take a look around.
660
00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:09,190
- Oh, people of Sherwood, you been had!
- - Yeah!
661
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:11,192
Hoodwinked! Yeah!
662
00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:13,236
Bamboozled! Yeah!
663
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,238
Run amok.
664
00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:17,490
We didn't land on Sherwood Forest.
665
00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:20,243
Sherwood Forest landed on us!
666
00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:21,953
Yeah!
667
00:51:22,037 --> 00:51:23,955
Very good.
668
00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:26,708
They're all warmed up.
669
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:31,004
Brother Ahchoo is right.
And I say we fight back!
670
00:51:31,130 --> 00:51:33,256
Yeah! Yes.
671
00:51:33,340 --> 00:51:38,011
- Are you with me, yea or nay?
- Which one means yes?
672
00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:43,016
- Yea.
- Yea!
673
00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:46,728
Men, grab your uniforms and equipment...
674
00:51:46,812 --> 00:51:48,938
and prepare for the training sequence.
675
00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:53,401
All right, gentlemen, grab your
feathered caps, jerkins, bodkins,
676
00:51:53,486 --> 00:51:56,780
boots, swords, quivers...
677
00:51:56,864 --> 00:51:59,282
and panty hose.
678
00:52:02,578 --> 00:52:05,371
Now, men, the object of this exercise...
679
00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:08,082
is to hit the target.
680
00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:16,174
All right?
681
00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:26,309
Oh!
682
00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:33,024
Hmm!
683
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:35,777
Oh!
684
00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:48,081
Now, men, I want you to
keep your eye on Will...
685
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:50,083
and do exactly as he does.
686
00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:53,419
Ah-ooh!
687
00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:01,553
Yeah! Very good. Well done, Will.
688
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:03,805
Right! All right, Will!
689
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:08,184
That's not so hard. We could do that.
Piece of cake.
690
00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:14,148
Good boy. Ready, men?
691
00:53:15,818 --> 00:53:17,694
Charge!
692
00:53:25,578 --> 00:53:28,830
Oh, man.
693
00:53:28,914 --> 00:53:32,041
Hey, Rob, man, maybe we should
take the dummies into battle.
694
00:53:32,126 --> 00:53:34,043
Ha!
695
00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:38,965
Hmm.
696
00:53:43,387 --> 00:53:47,098
Sire? I must speak with you.
697
00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:51,269
What are you smelling?
698
00:53:51,353 --> 00:53:55,565
These aren't my bubbles.
They're from the pipes.
699
00:53:55,691 --> 00:53:58,776
Your Majesty, I have terrible news. What?
700
00:53:58,861 --> 00:54:01,446
"Strucky" has "loxed" again.
701
00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:05,992
What? Loxley has struck again.
702
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:09,412
I'm gonna need privacy,
so you guys can blow.
703
00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:13,958
Not blow. Blow!
704
00:54:20,341 --> 00:54:22,634
I'm so depressed.
705
00:54:22,718 --> 00:54:27,013
Your Majesty, come with me, and I will show
you something that will make you very happy.
706
00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:31,100
Fetch the royal robe! Your Majesty?
707
00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:33,895
Stop me if I'm wrong about this, but...
708
00:54:33,979 --> 00:54:38,066
wasn't your mole... on the other side?
709
00:54:39,902 --> 00:54:42,362
I have a mole?
710
00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:44,364
What is it?
711
00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:47,867
It's what we've named a stealth catapult.
712
00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:51,371
We've been working on
it secretly for months.
713
00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:55,667
It can hurl one of these
heavy boulders, undetected,
714
00:54:55,751 --> 00:54:59,629
over a hundred yards, completely
destroying anything it hits.
715
00:54:59,755 --> 00:55:02,548
Wow! How does it work? It's quite simple.
716
00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:05,718
You just take one of these heavy
rocks, put it here where I'm sitting,
717
00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:07,679
and then pull on that lever.
718
00:55:07,805 --> 00:55:09,931
You mean, like this?
719
00:55:13,018 --> 00:55:15,228
Oh, Dear Lord,
720
00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:19,315
if you see fit to send
me my one true love—
721
00:55:22,403 --> 00:55:24,529
Thank you!
722
00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:29,325
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
723
00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:32,537
Oh, my God! Here! Let me
work my magic on you!
724
00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:35,581
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
725
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:38,292
No, no! I've got a headache.
I've got a headache.
726
00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:41,587
Where are you going? Oh, bugger!
727
00:55:43,716 --> 00:55:45,675
I was that close.
728
00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:49,637
I touched it.
729
00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:59,105
I don't like the way you're walking.
730
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:02,108
You've been into the
sacramental wine again.
731
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:04,193
You're farshnoshket!
732
00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:06,779
You drunken mule, you.
733
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:13,911
Whoa, Morris, whoa.
734
00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:15,913
Halt there, friend.
735
00:56:15,998 --> 00:56:19,000
You’ve just entered the territory
of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
736
00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:27,383
- Faigelehs?
- No!
737
00:56:27,468 --> 00:56:30,678
No, no, no, no. We're
straight, just merry.
738
00:56:30,763 --> 00:56:33,264
Azoy? And who might you be,
739
00:56:33,348 --> 00:56:35,850
with the exceptionally
long feather in your hat?
740
00:56:35,976 --> 00:56:39,270
I am Robin of Loxley. Robin of Loxley?
741
00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:41,647
I've just come from Maid Marian,
742
00:56:41,732 --> 00:56:46,152
the lady whose heart you stole,
you prince of thieves, you.
743
00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:52,325
I knew her mother and father before
they were taken in the plague.
744
00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:54,577
Lord and Lady Bagelle.
745
00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:57,330
You were meant for each
other, you and Maid Marian.
746
00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:01,751
What a combination! Loxley and Bagelle.
You can't miss.
747
00:57:02,878 --> 00:57:04,754
And who are you, sir?
748
00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:07,006
I am Rabbi Tuckman,
749
00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:09,509
purveyor of sacramental wine...
750
00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:12,053
and mohel extraordinaire.
751
00:57:12,137 --> 00:57:16,307
- Hello, Rabbi.
- Hello, boys.
752
00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:19,185
Mohel. Don't believe I've ever
heard of that profession.
753
00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:23,940
Mohel? He's a very important guy.
He makes circumcisions.
754
00:57:24,024 --> 00:57:27,401
What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision?
755
00:57:27,528 --> 00:57:31,489
Oh, it's the latest rage. The
ladies love it. I want one!
756
00:57:31,615 --> 00:57:33,991
I'll take two. Put me down too.
I'm getting one.
757
00:57:34,118 --> 00:57:37,370
I'm game. How's it done? It's a snap.
758
00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:40,039
I take my little machine.
759
00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:44,043
I take your little thing, see?
760
00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:46,546
I put it into this little hole here,
761
00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:49,173
and... nip the tip!
762
00:57:49,258 --> 00:57:51,008
Ow!
763
00:57:51,093 --> 00:57:54,804
- Who's first?
- I changed me mind.
764
00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:58,057
I forgot, man. I already got one.
Christian.
765
00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:00,560
I gotta work with a much younger crowd.
766
00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:03,855
Rabbi, you seem to be
on the side of good.
767
00:58:03,939 --> 00:58:06,858
Will you join us and share
with us some of your wisdom,
768
00:58:06,942 --> 00:58:10,528
some of your counsel, and, uh, perhaps...
some of your wine?
769
00:58:12,698 --> 00:58:14,907
Wisdom and counsel, that's easy.
770
00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:19,871
But this is sacramental wine.
It's only used to bless things.
771
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,793
Wait a minute!
772
00:58:25,878 --> 00:58:28,421
There's things here- there's
trees, there's rocks,
773
00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:30,715
there's birds, there's squirrels.
774
00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:34,218
Come on! We'll bless them all
until we get farshnoshket!
775
00:58:34,303 --> 00:58:37,096
Join me!
776
00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:39,724
Let's hear it for the rabbi!
777
00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:53,863
Good evening, Don Giovanni. Yeah.
778
00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:58,367
Buona sera. Buona sera.
779
00:58:58,452 --> 00:59:01,162
Yes. It was, uh, very good of you
to come at such short notice.
780
00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:04,582
Well. And all the way from Jersey.
781
00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:07,168
Well, it is quite a drive.
782
00:59:07,252 --> 00:59:12,506
Yes, but you do realize that Prince John
expressly commanded this to be a secret meeting?
783
00:59:12,591 --> 00:59:15,259
I mean, who are these men?
784
00:59:15,344 --> 00:59:17,803
These are my trusted associates.
785
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:20,223
On my right, Dirty Ezio.
786
00:59:22,935 --> 00:59:27,313
On my left, Filthy Luca.
787
00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:31,692
Now. We thank you for inviting us...
788
00:59:31,818 --> 00:59:35,613
on the day of your daughter's wedding.
No, no.
789
00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:39,242
I hope her first child
is a masculine child.
790
00:59:39,326 --> 00:59:41,911
Shut up. We didn't even
have our meeting yet.
791
00:59:42,037 --> 00:59:44,538
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
792
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:49,043
All right.
793
00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:52,630
I understand that you have been
bothered by this fruit, Robin Hood.
794
00:59:52,714 --> 00:59:55,716
That you want Robin rubbed out,
795
00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:58,594
eliminated, maybe even killed.
796
00:59:58,679 --> 01:00:01,389
Yes. You put it succinctly.
797
01:00:01,515 --> 01:00:05,434
Suck what? Succinctly.
It means perfectly.
798
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:07,436
Oh, yeah. Well, I knew that.
799
01:00:10,524 --> 01:00:13,276
Excuse me, Don Giovanni.
800
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,778
Your lizard seems limp.
801
01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:19,907
At my age, you know, sometimes-
802
01:00:19,992 --> 01:00:22,285
Oh, oh, my lizard. Oh! No.
803
01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:24,787
Nah, he’s just sleeping. Charlie.
804
01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:26,956
Charlie. Oh, Charlie.
805
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:31,711
Charlie, I could've been somebody.
I could have been a contender.
806
01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:34,588
You know, Charlie's—
Charlie's got bad breath.
807
01:00:36,258 --> 01:00:39,969
Oh! He got excited, you know.
808
01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:42,471
Come over here, Ezio.
809
01:00:43,849 --> 01:00:46,100
Uh— Mmm, no.
810
01:00:46,184 --> 01:00:50,021
Now, normally I would be so
happy to be of service to you,
811
01:00:50,105 --> 01:00:53,607
but there is something that
weighs very heavily on my heart.
812
01:00:53,692 --> 01:00:57,445
In the years that we have been
friends, England and Jersey,
813
01:00:57,529 --> 01:01:01,615
never once have you invited me to
your home for coffee and cake...
814
01:01:01,742 --> 01:01:05,286
or ganool, something, you know.
A "guh-what"?
815
01:01:05,370 --> 01:01:07,913
A ganool. It's a pastry with stuffing.
816
01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:10,374
And it's got sprinkles on it. Mmm.
817
01:01:10,459 --> 01:01:14,128
Excuse me. I don't understand
a word you're saying.
818
01:01:14,212 --> 01:01:18,382
I just came back from the dentist,
819
01:01:18,467 --> 01:01:22,720
and they left in the cotton balls.
820
01:01:22,804 --> 01:01:26,265
I will take these cotton balls
from you with my hand...
821
01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:29,769
and put them in my pocket.
822
01:01:31,271 --> 01:01:35,191
Yeah. Whatever.
823
01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:37,443
You know, your other
associate says very little.
824
01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:39,779
Well, my other associate says nothing.
Why is that?
825
01:01:39,863 --> 01:01:43,199
Because my enemy cut out his tongue.
826
01:01:43,283 --> 01:01:45,743
Good grief! Why?
827
01:01:45,827 --> 01:01:49,497
Well, 'cause he went like this.
828
01:01:49,581 --> 01:01:52,875
And he didn't like it, so
he cut out his tongue.
829
01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:55,002
Come over here. Go like this.
830
01:01:57,089 --> 01:02:00,299
He can't do it.
831
01:02:00,384 --> 01:02:04,261
I love to tease him!
832
01:02:04,388 --> 01:02:07,765
Tell me, Don Giovanni.
Yeah, that's me. What?
833
01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:09,767
What do you intend to
do about Robin Hood?
834
01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:11,769
Listen to this. I got an idea.
835
01:02:11,853 --> 01:02:15,773
Tomorrow— Tomorrow you're gonna
have your medieval fun and games.
836
01:02:15,857 --> 01:02:18,901
You'll make the most important
event the archery contest.
837
01:02:19,027 --> 01:02:22,530
Robin will not be able to resist.
Why is that?
838
01:02:22,614 --> 01:02:25,491
We'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
839
01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:28,786
I was just gonna say that.
840
01:02:28,912 --> 01:02:30,788
That's brilliant! Thank you.
841
01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:32,832
But- What?
842
01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:36,043
You do realize that Robin is
the finest archer in the land?
843
01:02:36,128 --> 01:02:38,295
Oh, no. Don't you understand?
844
01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:41,173
Luca is good, better, best.
845
01:02:41,258 --> 01:02:44,093
Show him your archery medals.
846
01:02:44,177 --> 01:02:46,095
Ta-da!
847
01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:48,514
Wowee!
848
01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:51,267
See? I couldn't have
said it better myself.
849
01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:55,104
Now, Luca beats Robin
at the archery contest,
850
01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:59,942
and then Dirty Ezio makes Robin no more.
851
01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:05,948
No more? All right, you
want plain English?
852
01:03:06,032 --> 01:03:08,576
Robin is gonna be dead.
853
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:12,288
D-E-D. Dead.
854
01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:23,048
You hear him?
855
01:03:40,525 --> 01:03:42,902
Broomhilde? Broomhilde, wake up!
856
01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:44,862
There's a foul plot afoot.
857
01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:48,199
It's not mine feet. I just washed them.
No, no, no.
858
01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:51,118
Prince John and the sheriff
have hired men to kill Robin.
859
01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:53,287
We must warn him immediately!
860
01:03:53,371 --> 01:03:56,248
Wait, mein lady! If Prince
John should see us-
861
01:03:56,374 --> 01:03:59,418
You're right. We'll go out the back.
Right.
862
01:04:01,922 --> 01:04:03,881
Lady!
863
01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:15,267
Broomhilde, I'm going on ahead.
864
01:04:15,352 --> 01:04:18,062
Catch me up. Come on, Lady.
865
01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:21,899
Farfelkugel!
866
01:04:44,673 --> 01:04:46,632
Ooh.
867
01:04:51,805 --> 01:04:54,848
Farfelkugel. If I was you,
868
01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:57,518
I would never do that again.
869
01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:01,564
Any questions?
870
01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:04,233
Good.
871
01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:10,030
Forward!
872
01:05:25,005 --> 01:05:28,215
Blinkin, what are you doing up there?
873
01:05:29,384 --> 01:05:32,803
Guessing. I...
874
01:05:32,887 --> 01:05:35,931
guess no one's coming.
875
01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:42,605
Please come down from there. Twit.
876
01:05:45,567 --> 01:05:48,319
Well, I guess there's a
ladder around here somewhere.
877
01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:51,697
Oh. Here we are. Right.
878
01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:04,460
Oh, shit.
879
01:06:18,767 --> 01:06:20,726
I can see!
880
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:30,736
No, I was wrong.
881
01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:44,917
Blimey, these are hard to get on.
882
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:48,837
Let's face it. You gotta
be a man to wear tights.
883
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:54,009
Will, how are me seams?
884
01:06:54,135 --> 01:06:57,846
Perfect. Every time.
885
01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:03,936
♪ We're men We're men in tights ♪
886
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:07,189
♪ We roam around the forest
looking for fights ♪
887
01:07:07,273 --> 01:07:11,485
♪ We're men We're men in tights ♪
888
01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:14,863
♪ We rob from the rich and give
to the poor ♪ That's right!
889
01:07:14,948 --> 01:07:18,909
♪ We may look like sissies ♪
890
01:07:18,993 --> 01:07:22,871
♪ But watch what you say or else
we'll put out your lights ♪
891
01:07:22,956 --> 01:07:26,792
♪ We're men We're men in tights ♪
892
01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:30,379
♪ Always on guard defending
the people's rights ♪
893
01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:34,800
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la la, la, la ♪
894
01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:39,054
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la ♪
895
01:07:39,139 --> 01:07:42,266
♪ La, la, la, la, la la, la,
la, la la, la, la, la ♪
896
01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:44,226
♪ We're men ♪ Manly men!
897
01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:46,437
♪ We're men in tights ♪ Yes!
898
01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:49,898
♪ We roam around the forest
looking for fights ♪
899
01:07:49,983 --> 01:07:54,236
♪ We're men We're men in tights ♪
900
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:57,573
♪ We rob from the rich and give
to the poor ♪ That's right!
901
01:07:57,657 --> 01:08:01,869
♪ We may look like pansies ♪
902
01:08:01,953 --> 01:08:05,205
♪ But don't get us wrong or else
we'll put out your lights ♪
903
01:08:05,290 --> 01:08:09,418
♪ We're men we're men in
tights ♪ Tight tights!
904
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:13,255
♪ Always on guard defending
the people's rights ♪
905
01:08:13,339 --> 01:08:16,425
♪ When you're in a fix just
call for the men in tights ♪♪
906
01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:18,802
We're butch!
907
01:08:33,026 --> 01:08:34,943
Marian!
908
01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:42,910
Here. Allow me.
909
01:08:42,994 --> 01:08:44,912
Oh, thank you.
910
01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:56,965
You are so sweet.
911
01:08:57,050 --> 01:09:00,385
Is there anything I can do for you?
912
01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:02,888
Yeah. You can get off me.
913
01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:08,185
Little John!
914
01:09:08,269 --> 01:09:10,187
I panicked.
915
01:09:16,236 --> 01:09:18,862
Darling, what are you doing here?
I have come to warn you.
916
01:09:18,947 --> 01:09:22,282
Prince John and Rottingham have hired
murderers to kill you at the fair tomorrow!
917
01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:24,993
You mustn't go!
918
01:09:25,078 --> 01:09:28,288
That's easy. I won't.
919
01:09:28,373 --> 01:09:30,833
Oh, I'm so happy.
920
01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:35,170
They were going to try to lure you
there by having an archery contest.
921
01:09:35,255 --> 01:09:38,215
An archery contest?
922
01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:40,384
Their archer is unbeatable.
923
01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:44,888
Really? Robin, promise you won't go.
924
01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:49,101
All right. I promise you won't go.
Thank you.
925
01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:52,896
- Hey, wait a minute, Robin. You said that—
- Cool it.
926
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:56,191
Chill.
927
01:09:56,276 --> 01:09:58,235
Come, my dear.
928
01:10:07,078 --> 01:10:10,247
The night is young, and
you're so beautiful.
929
01:10:10,331 --> 01:10:12,666
B-flat.
930
01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:15,752
♪ The night is young ♪ Haah!
931
01:10:15,837 --> 01:10:18,630
♪ And you're so beautiful ♪
932
01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:22,593
♪ Here among the shadows ♪
933
01:10:22,677 --> 01:10:27,764
♪ Beautiful lady ♪
934
01:10:27,849 --> 01:10:33,395
♪ Open your heart ♪
935
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:36,231
♪ The scene is set ♪
936
01:10:36,316 --> 01:10:38,984
♪ The breezes sing of it ♪
937
01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:43,822
♪ Can't you get into the swing of it ♪
938
01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:47,326
♪ Lady ♪
939
01:10:47,410 --> 01:10:51,246
♪ When do we start ♪
940
01:10:51,331 --> 01:10:54,917
- ♪ When the lady is kissable ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪
941
01:10:55,043 --> 01:11:00,964
♪ And the evening is cool ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪
942
01:11:01,049 --> 01:11:04,885
♪ Any dream is permissible ♪
943
01:11:04,969 --> 01:11:10,223
- ♪ In the heart of a fool ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪
944
01:11:10,350 --> 01:11:13,101
Oh. ♪ The moon is high ♪
945
01:11:13,186 --> 01:11:17,064
♪ And you're so glamorous ♪
946
01:11:17,148 --> 01:11:20,525
♪ And if I seem over-amorous ♪
947
01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:23,987
- ♪ Lady ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪
948
01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:28,784
♪ What can I do ♪
949
01:11:29,869 --> 01:11:33,664
♪ The night is young ♪
950
01:11:33,748 --> 01:11:36,458
♪ And I'm in love ♪
951
01:11:36,542 --> 01:11:40,504
♪ With ♪
952
01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:44,967
♪You ♪♪
953
01:12:00,692 --> 01:12:03,485
Em, uh-
954
01:12:07,949 --> 01:12:11,076
Oh, my dearest. I'm ready
for that kiss now.
955
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:14,037
But first I must warn you.
956
01:12:14,122 --> 01:12:16,289
It could only be a kiss,
957
01:12:16,374 --> 01:12:18,542
for I am a virgin...
958
01:12:18,626 --> 01:12:20,877
and could never...
959
01:12:20,962 --> 01:12:23,130
go all the way. But—
960
01:12:23,214 --> 01:12:26,550
Unless, of course, I were married.
961
01:12:26,634 --> 01:12:31,054
Or if a man pledged his
endless love to me.
962
01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:36,101
Yes- Or if I knew that he
desperately cared for me,
963
01:12:36,185 --> 01:12:39,062
or if he were really cute.
964
01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:43,608
But, my darling, you're shivering.
965
01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:47,237
Are you cold? What are you
wearing underneath that cape?
966
01:12:47,321 --> 01:12:50,115
Practically nothing.
967
01:12:50,241 --> 01:12:53,785
Ohh!
968
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:56,038
Oh, except that.
969
01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:58,457
I forgot to tell you
about my chastity belt.
970
01:12:58,583 --> 01:13:01,668
It's an Everlast. I'll bet.
971
01:13:01,753 --> 01:13:04,671
Oh, darling. Don't despair.
972
01:13:04,756 --> 01:13:07,215
For it was written on a scroll,
973
01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:10,177
"One day he who is destined for me...
974
01:13:10,261 --> 01:13:12,888
"shall be endowed with the magical key...
975
01:13:12,972 --> 01:13:16,767
that will bring an end to my virginity."
976
01:13:17,810 --> 01:13:19,686
Oh, Marian!
977
01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:23,732
If only 'twere me. Oh, if it
'twere you, 'twould be...
978
01:13:23,816 --> 01:13:26,985
"twerrific."
979
01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:31,114
Achtung! No ding-ding
without the wedding ring.
980
01:13:37,205 --> 01:13:39,998
A-bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
981
01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:52,302
Good-bye, my dearest.
982
01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:02,104
- A-bup, bup, bup.
- Toodle-oo.
983
01:14:02,188 --> 01:14:06,817
Au revoir, auf Wiedersehen, ciao.
984
01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:26,628
Time out, time out. What is wrong?
985
01:14:26,712 --> 01:14:29,965
I should have never worn these shoes!
986
01:14:30,049 --> 01:14:32,300
They just don't match my purse.
987
01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:35,762
Blinkin, fix your boobs. What?
988
01:14:35,847 --> 01:14:38,849
You look like a bleeding Picasso.
989
01:14:39,892 --> 01:14:42,185
Oh! Goodness gracious.
990
01:14:44,730 --> 01:14:47,607
Peanuts! Peanut power here.
991
01:14:47,692 --> 01:14:50,944
Hey, poor man's lunch there.
Hey, you. Shell game here.
992
01:14:51,028 --> 01:14:54,990
♪♪
993
01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:04,958
The royal archery contest
is about to begin!
994
01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:08,837
Archers, take your places.
995
01:15:16,053 --> 01:15:20,765
Are we... prepared?
996
01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:22,851
Sire. Hmm?
997
01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:44,122
Oh, that's good.
998
01:15:44,207 --> 01:15:46,124
That's good.
999
01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:49,920
Archers to the line!
1000
01:15:57,929 --> 01:16:00,680
Ready.
1001
01:16:00,765 --> 01:16:02,682
Aim.
1002
01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:06,436
Wait for it.
1003
01:16:08,022 --> 01:16:10,565
Fire!
1004
01:16:15,363 --> 01:16:18,573
The two archers that hit
the bull's-eye can stay.
1005
01:16:18,658 --> 01:16:22,535
The rest of you gentlemen can bugger off.
1006
01:16:22,620 --> 01:16:24,663
Granddad won't like this.
1007
01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:29,834
There he is.
1008
01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:32,337
The old man is Loxley.
1009
01:16:35,675 --> 01:16:37,926
Are you sure?
1010
01:16:38,010 --> 01:16:40,053
It looks like Mark Twain.
1011
01:16:42,390 --> 01:16:46,017
The old man may go first.
1012
01:16:57,738 --> 01:17:00,532
Well done, Robin of Loxley.
1013
01:17:18,217 --> 01:17:21,428
He's crazy. We gotta stop him.
1014
01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:26,391
Sorry, ladies. This is
the royal entrance.
1015
01:17:26,475 --> 01:17:28,518
You'll have to go around the other way.
1016
01:17:30,021 --> 01:17:33,982
Look what you've done. You idiot!
1017
01:17:34,066 --> 01:17:36,484
Now he's even more of
a hero to the people.
1018
01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:38,862
Luca Pazzo still has a shot.
1019
01:17:38,946 --> 01:17:43,575
But he hit the very center
of the bull's-eye, schmuck!
1020
01:17:44,618 --> 01:17:48,538
Wait and watch, sire.
1021
01:17:59,717 --> 01:18:04,179
He split Robin's arrow in twain!
1022
01:18:05,765 --> 01:18:09,017
Things are looking up, huh?
1023
01:18:14,148 --> 01:18:16,107
Nice shot!
1024
01:18:23,157 --> 01:18:27,911
Oh, Robin's in trouble. Come on! Hey!
1025
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:31,915
I lost. I lost?
1026
01:18:31,999 --> 01:18:34,042
Wait a minute. I'm not supposed to lose.
1027
01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:36,044
Let me see the script.
1028
01:18:37,963 --> 01:18:40,632
Yo, Robin, time to fly.
1029
01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:43,343
Go back to Sherwood Forest!
1030
01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:46,679
Oh, good. They've opened the salad bar.
1031
01:18:46,764 --> 01:18:49,641
Wait! I get another shot!
1032
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:52,394
He gets another shot!
1033
01:18:52,478 --> 01:18:55,105
Does Robin get another shot?
1034
01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:04,989
Yes, he does. He does.
1035
01:19:08,327 --> 01:19:12,747
Squires and ladies, silence. Listen.
Robin has another shot.
1036
01:19:15,876 --> 01:19:17,794
Let's give him the chop!
1037
01:19:17,878 --> 01:19:22,465
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1038
01:19:22,550 --> 01:19:26,678
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1039
01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:30,098
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1040
01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:34,144
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ Quick. Eliminate
him before he shoots.
1041
01:19:34,228 --> 01:19:38,982
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1042
01:19:39,066 --> 01:19:41,234
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪♪
1043
01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:48,074
How did you do that?
1044
01:19:48,159 --> 01:19:50,618
I heard that coming a mile away.
1045
01:19:50,744 --> 01:19:54,289
Very good, Blinkin. Well done.
Pardon? Who's talking?
1046
01:19:55,374 --> 01:19:57,292
"Patriot arrow"?
1047
01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:38,583
Yes!
1048
01:20:44,507 --> 01:20:46,883
Arrest him!
1049
01:20:46,967 --> 01:20:49,302
Move it, move it!
1050
01:20:49,386 --> 01:20:51,971
Out of the way!
1051
01:20:52,056 --> 01:20:53,973
Loxley is a traitor to the crown!
1052
01:20:54,058 --> 01:20:56,976
It'll be so much fun to watch you hang.
1053
01:20:59,605 --> 01:21:02,357
Wait.
1054
01:21:02,441 --> 01:21:04,400
What for?
1055
01:21:04,485 --> 01:21:08,238
If you promise not to kill Robin, I
shall do the most disgusting thing...
1056
01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:11,282
that I can think of. Mmm.
1057
01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:14,202
And what's that?
1058
01:21:15,663 --> 01:21:18,540
I shall marry you. What?
1059
01:21:18,624 --> 01:21:22,627
You'll be mine? You'll give
yourself to me every night?
1060
01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:26,005
And sometimes right after lunch?
1061
01:21:26,090 --> 01:21:29,551
Yes. But only my body.
1062
01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:34,806
You can never have my
heart, my mind or my soul.
1063
01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:37,725
Oh. Oh, yes. I respect that. Mm-hmm.
1064
01:21:41,313 --> 01:21:44,524
Marian, my life's not worth it!
Just say nay!
1065
01:21:46,694 --> 01:21:49,779
Ha! Walk this way.
1066
01:21:59,957 --> 01:22:04,752
Send word to one and all and all and one!
1067
01:22:04,837 --> 01:22:08,631
- That's a little redundant, isn't it?
- What?
1068
01:22:08,716 --> 01:22:12,468
Shut up! Tell everybody
that before the day is out,
1069
01:22:12,553 --> 01:22:15,638
we shall have a wedding... or a hanging.
1070
01:22:15,723 --> 01:22:18,099
Either way we ought to
have a lot of fun, huh?
1071
01:22:25,024 --> 01:22:27,275
Man, we are grossly outnumbered.
1072
01:22:27,359 --> 01:22:29,569
Yeah, so what can we do?
1073
01:22:29,695 --> 01:22:33,114
We gotta get the villagers. The villagers?
They're not ready to fight.
1074
01:22:33,198 --> 01:22:35,283
Man, we are choiceless.
1075
01:22:35,367 --> 01:22:38,244
Blinkin, what's the fastest
way to reach the villagers?
1076
01:22:38,370 --> 01:22:40,455
Why don't we fox them! Fox 'em.
1077
01:22:40,581 --> 01:22:43,249
Fox 'em. Fox 'em.
1078
01:22:55,054 --> 01:22:58,806
Now, Mickey, take this message to
the village as fast as you can.
1079
01:22:58,891 --> 01:23:00,767
Pay attention. Have you got it?
1080
01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:02,977
Good.
1081
01:23:10,944 --> 01:23:14,405
Come on, y'all. Let's get out this
ladies' clothing and into our tights.
1082
01:23:18,869 --> 01:23:21,412
Come on, man. There you go.
1083
01:23:21,622 --> 01:23:26,668
Let's see. Are you about
a 16, 16 1/2, huh?
1084
01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:32,173
Ooh, ooh.
1085
01:23:38,222 --> 01:23:40,181
There. It's a little tight.
1086
01:23:40,265 --> 01:23:43,518
Well, that's the idea.
1087
01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:47,230
Would you care for a blindfold?
1088
01:23:47,314 --> 01:23:49,482
No. How about half a one?
1089
01:23:49,566 --> 01:23:52,026
A kiss, sir?
1090
01:23:52,111 --> 01:23:56,906
♪♪
1091
01:24:04,415 --> 01:24:06,332
Sorry.
1092
01:24:08,711 --> 01:24:10,336
Good Morrow, Abbot. Good Morrow.
1093
01:24:10,462 --> 01:24:12,255
Welcome, Abbot. Good Morrow.
1094
01:24:12,381 --> 01:24:14,006
Hello, Abbot. Good Morrow.
1095
01:24:14,133 --> 01:24:18,511
Hey, Abbot! I hate that guy.
1096
01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:25,435
♪♪
1097
01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:30,064
Ooh, she's beautiful. Goodness!
1098
01:24:30,149 --> 01:24:32,567
"Here Comes The Bride"]
1099
01:24:32,651 --> 01:24:34,569
Present swords!
1100
01:25:00,721 --> 01:25:03,806
What's going on?
1101
01:25:03,891 --> 01:25:07,477
Just in case you change
your mind, my dear.
1102
01:25:07,561 --> 01:25:11,189
I will conduct the opening
prayer in the New Latin.
1103
01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:15,276
O Ord-lay,
1104
01:25:19,156 --> 01:25:24,160
♪ Amen-ay ♪
1105
01:25:24,244 --> 01:25:27,872
♪ Amen-ay ♪♪
1106
01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:32,960
We are gathered here today...
1107
01:25:33,045 --> 01:25:37,089
to witness the marriage of
Mervyn, the sheriff of-
1108
01:25:41,345 --> 01:25:45,181
Mervyn? Your name is Mervyn?
1109
01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:50,770
Shut up, shut up!
1110
01:25:50,896 --> 01:25:52,939
Continue with the service!
1111
01:25:54,483 --> 01:25:56,943
Okay, Mervyn.
1112
01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:11,874
Do you, Sheriff of Rottingham,
1113
01:26:11,959 --> 01:26:15,253
take Maid Marian of Bagelle to
be your lawful wedded wife,
1114
01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:18,047
to love and to hold in
sickness and in health...
1115
01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:21,801
till death do you part? Yes!
I do! Get on with it!
1116
01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:25,680
Do you, Marian, vow to do all
the stuff I just said to him?
1117
01:26:27,015 --> 01:26:30,268
Say "I do," or Robin dies.
1118
01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:38,150
I— I-
1119
01:26:38,235 --> 01:26:41,112
I— I—
1120
01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:43,614
I do... not!
1121
01:26:43,699 --> 01:26:46,909
Oh!
1122
01:26:49,413 --> 01:26:51,998
Who's the man? Who's the man? Go!
1123
01:26:52,082 --> 01:26:54,417
Arrest them! Seize them! Stop them!
1124
01:26:54,501 --> 01:26:56,627
Hurt them! Hurt them!
1125
01:26:56,753 --> 01:26:59,922
Look! The villagers are coming!
1126
01:27:09,141 --> 01:27:11,225
Oh! I believe this belongs to you, sir.
1127
01:27:11,310 --> 01:27:13,728
Well, you know what they say.
1128
01:27:13,812 --> 01:27:15,897
No noose is good noose.
1129
01:27:24,781 --> 01:27:26,741
Nice shooting, Ahchoo.
1130
01:27:26,825 --> 01:27:29,660
Well, to tell you the truth, I
was aiming for the hangman.
1131
01:27:32,831 --> 01:27:35,875
Uh-oh, fellas. We got company.
1132
01:27:35,959 --> 01:27:39,420
On the count of jump. Wait for it.
1133
01:27:39,504 --> 01:27:41,380
Charge!
1134
01:27:41,465 --> 01:27:43,925
Jump.
1135
01:27:51,475 --> 01:27:53,392
Oh, yeah!
1136
01:27:54,853 --> 01:27:56,812
Ow.
1137
01:28:04,154 --> 01:28:07,782
I shall have you, married or no.
1138
01:28:28,762 --> 01:28:30,805
Yeah!
1139
01:28:36,228 --> 01:28:39,355
The sheriff. He got your woman, man.
1140
01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:42,608
He's takin' her to the tower.
1141
01:28:42,693 --> 01:28:46,821
He gonna deflower her in the tower. Ooh.
1142
01:28:46,905 --> 01:28:51,742
I'm sorry we don't have enough
time for romance, my dear.
1143
01:28:54,246 --> 01:28:57,707
Consider this foreplay.
1144
01:29:01,837 --> 01:29:03,879
A chastity belt!
1145
01:29:03,964 --> 01:29:07,717
Ooh, that's going to chafe my willy.
1146
01:29:07,843 --> 01:29:09,635
I'll be back. Wha-
1147
01:29:09,761 --> 01:29:13,097
I hope she's still wearin'
her iron underwear. Yeah.
1148
01:29:15,142 --> 01:29:17,518
No matter what you do,
1149
01:29:17,602 --> 01:29:21,188
I shall never submi-i-i-it!
1150
01:29:26,653 --> 01:29:29,822
- Aha!
- Robi-i-i-in!
1151
01:29:32,868 --> 01:29:35,786
Prepare for the fight scene.
1152
01:29:35,871 --> 01:29:39,957
Forgive the interruption, my darling.
1153
01:29:40,042 --> 01:29:44,336
I'll dispatch your love
and then come back...
1154
01:29:44,421 --> 01:29:46,922
and finish the job.
1155
01:29:50,302 --> 01:29:52,970
En garde. Thanks for the warning.
1156
01:29:57,642 --> 01:29:59,769
Shocking!
1157
01:30:06,193 --> 01:30:09,361
Parry, parry, thrust, thrust.
1158
01:30:09,446 --> 01:30:11,363
Good!
1159
01:30:49,986 --> 01:30:53,239
Hey! Oh, sorry.
1160
01:31:35,657 --> 01:31:38,325
It is the key to the greatest
treasure in all the land!
1161
01:31:38,410 --> 01:31:42,163
Oh! Robin, this means you've
always been my one true love,
1162
01:31:42,247 --> 01:31:44,415
because it’s just the right size.
1163
01:31:44,499 --> 01:31:48,502
It's not the size that counts!
It's how you use it!
1164
01:31:48,587 --> 01:31:51,088
Robin!
1165
01:31:51,173 --> 01:31:53,507
Aha! Ha, ha!
1166
01:31:55,886 --> 01:31:58,179
Ha, ha.
1167
01:32:00,599 --> 01:32:04,059
Thank you, my friend.
1168
01:32:05,937 --> 01:32:07,980
Aah.
1169
01:32:18,033 --> 01:32:20,451
Oh, it's not so bad.
1170
01:32:23,622 --> 01:32:25,581
I was wrong.
1171
01:32:31,630 --> 01:32:34,673
Oh, my dear beloved
sheriff of Rottingham!
1172
01:32:34,758 --> 01:32:36,675
You've been run through.
1173
01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:39,553
How do you feel?
1174
01:32:39,638 --> 01:32:42,973
I'm dying, you fool!
1175
01:32:43,099 --> 01:32:45,017
You don't have to die. I don't?
1176
01:32:45,101 --> 01:32:49,396
No. I've got this magic pill...
1177
01:32:49,481 --> 01:32:51,857
that could save your life.
1178
01:32:53,443 --> 01:32:58,072
And I'll give it to you if
you promise to marry me...
1179
01:32:58,156 --> 01:33:00,658
and be mine forever.
1180
01:33:04,162 --> 01:33:07,831
Oh, all right. Yes, yes.
1181
01:33:16,091 --> 01:33:18,926
How do you feel now? Good, good.
1182
01:33:19,010 --> 01:33:22,846
Surprisingly good. And yet, somehow...
1183
01:33:23,890 --> 01:33:26,350
incredibly depressed.
1184
01:33:38,947 --> 01:33:41,448
I always wanted to marry a cop.
1185
01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:46,287
Wait, wait! I've changed my mind!
1186
01:33:50,417 --> 01:33:53,127
I love you, Robin of Loxley.
1187
01:33:53,211 --> 01:33:55,671
And I you, Marian of Bagelle.
1188
01:33:55,755 --> 01:33:57,715
Oh!
1189
01:34:09,894 --> 01:34:11,770
Oh, my darling.
1190
01:34:11,896 --> 01:34:16,442
At last. Yes, yes.
1191
01:34:16,526 --> 01:34:20,696
Yes, yes! Yes!
1192
01:34:22,741 --> 01:34:25,159
No!
1193
01:34:29,289 --> 01:34:32,082
Wait, wait! You're not married yet!
1194
01:34:32,167 --> 01:34:35,961
Before you do it, you must go through it.
1195
01:34:36,046 --> 01:34:40,049
Or else I blew it.
1196
01:34:47,057 --> 01:34:49,141
Hey, Rabbi!
1197
01:34:53,772 --> 01:34:55,689
Who calls?
1198
01:34:55,774 --> 01:35:00,444
It is I, Robin. We wish to
get married in a hurry!
1199
01:35:00,528 --> 01:35:03,238
Married in a hurry!
That's wonderful. Wait!
1200
01:35:03,323 --> 01:35:06,033
I'm on my last customer.
I'll be right out.
1201
01:35:10,121 --> 01:35:13,499
Put a little ice on it. It'll be fine.
Ay, yi, yi!
1202
01:35:15,877 --> 01:35:19,213
Married in a hurry, married in a hurry!
Please invite me to the bris.
1203
01:35:19,297 --> 01:35:21,173
Now, are you ready?
1204
01:35:21,299 --> 01:35:23,342
Robin, do you? I do.
1205
01:35:23,468 --> 01:35:25,844
Marian, do you? I do.
1206
01:35:25,970 --> 01:35:29,807
I now pronounce you man and- I object.
1207
01:35:29,933 --> 01:35:32,101
Who asked?
1208
01:35:32,227 --> 01:35:35,854
It's King Richard, back
from the Crusades!
1209
01:35:35,939 --> 01:35:39,775
Boy, now I'm in trouble.
1210
01:35:44,155 --> 01:35:46,407
You are no longer worthy to wear...
1211
01:35:46,491 --> 01:35:49,159
this sacred symbol of authority!
1212
01:35:51,079 --> 01:35:53,872
Oh, please have mercy on me, Brother.
1213
01:35:53,957 --> 01:35:57,459
It wasn't my fault. I got some
really bad advice from Rottingham.
1214
01:35:57,544 --> 01:35:59,253
Bullshit! Bullshit!
1215
01:35:59,337 --> 01:36:03,757
Brother, you have surrounded
your given name...
1216
01:36:03,842 --> 01:36:07,010
with a foul stench.
1217
01:36:07,095 --> 01:36:09,012
From this day forth,
1218
01:36:09,097 --> 01:36:11,181
all the toilets in this kingdom...
1219
01:36:11,266 --> 01:36:15,227
shall be known as "johns."
1220
01:36:15,353 --> 01:36:18,439
No!
1221
01:36:18,523 --> 01:36:20,858
Take him away! No. Wait, wait.
1222
01:36:20,942 --> 01:36:24,486
Put him in the Tower of London.
1223
01:36:24,612 --> 01:36:28,782
Make him part of the tour.
1224
01:36:32,829 --> 01:36:36,081
Robin, the news of your great deeds...
1225
01:36:36,166 --> 01:36:38,459
has reached me even in Jerusalem.
1226
01:36:38,543 --> 01:36:41,795
England owes you and your men
a great debt of gratitude.
1227
01:36:41,880 --> 01:36:46,258
Henceforth, all your family's
rights and lands shall be returned,
1228
01:36:46,342 --> 01:36:49,470
and you shall rule all
Sherwood from this day forth.
1229
01:36:53,558 --> 01:36:56,852
Kneel, Robin of Loxley.
1230
01:37:00,064 --> 01:37:04,610
And arise, Sir Robin of Loxley.
1231
01:37:09,741 --> 01:37:12,618
Thank you, sir. Excuse me, King.
1232
01:37:12,702 --> 01:37:17,331
Why, if you like this guy so much, do
you object to his marrying Maid Marian?
1233
01:37:17,415 --> 01:37:20,751
I have no objections, but I
have not yet kissed the bride.
1234
01:37:20,835 --> 01:37:23,962
It is a custom and my royal right.
1235
01:37:24,088 --> 01:37:26,465
Hold this, Father. Rabbi.
1236
01:37:26,549 --> 01:37:28,550
Whatever.
1237
01:37:37,852 --> 01:37:40,145
It's good to be the king.
1238
01:37:44,108 --> 01:37:47,486
Now you may marry them. Thank you, Your Majesty.
Here's your knife.
1239
01:37:47,612 --> 01:37:49,530
Sword. Whatever.
1240
01:37:51,032 --> 01:37:54,284
Okay, where did we leave off?
Oh, that's right.
1241
01:37:54,369 --> 01:37:58,413
- We're up to the best part. Do you, Marian?
- I do.
1242
01:37:58,540 --> 01:38:00,874
Do you, Robin? I do.
1243
01:38:00,959 --> 01:38:04,878
I now pronounce you man and...
1244
01:38:07,131 --> 01:38:08,966
wife.
1245
01:38:16,849 --> 01:38:20,018
We're going to have to
remodel the castle...
1246
01:38:20,103 --> 01:38:23,272
to make room for all the babies.
1247
01:38:28,611 --> 01:38:30,529
For my first order of business,
1248
01:38:30,613 --> 01:38:33,949
I wish to appoint a new
sheriff of Rottingham.
1249
01:38:34,033 --> 01:38:37,160
My friend, Ahchoo.
1250
01:38:37,245 --> 01:38:39,246
All right!
1251
01:38:39,330 --> 01:38:41,832
A black sheriff?
1252
01:38:41,916 --> 01:38:44,126
He's black?
1253
01:38:44,210 --> 01:38:48,797
And why not? It worked
in Blazing Saddles.
1254
01:38:50,091 --> 01:38:52,175
That's good.
1255
01:38:53,970 --> 01:38:58,974
Good-bye! Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
1256
01:39:06,774 --> 01:39:08,984
♪ So that's the story and
it worked out good ♪
1257
01:39:09,068 --> 01:39:11,528
♪ King Richard's on his throne
and Robin's back in the hood ♪
1258
01:39:11,613 --> 01:39:13,864
♪ So let's bid our friends a fond adieu ♪
1259
01:39:13,948 --> 01:39:15,991
♪ And hope we meet again
in Robin Hood II ♪
1260
01:39:16,075 --> 01:39:18,577
♪ I said hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪
1261
01:39:18,661 --> 01:39:21,079
♪ I said hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪
1262
01:39:21,205 --> 01:39:24,833
♪ I said hey ♪ ♪ Hey, nonny, nonny,
nonny Hey, nonny, nonny, nonny ♪
1263
01:39:24,917 --> 01:39:27,878
♪ Here we go ♪♪
1264
01:39:29,631 --> 01:39:31,757
Rise,
1265
01:39:31,841 --> 01:39:35,385
Sir Robin of Loxley.
1266
01:39:35,470 --> 01:39:39,640
Yeah. Buona sera. Buona sera.
1267
01:39:41,309 --> 01:39:44,186
Hey, Abbot!
1268
01:39:44,270 --> 01:39:47,022
I hate that guy.
1269
01:39:47,106 --> 01:39:51,109
Let's see now, what are you, 16, 16 1/2?
1270
01:39:56,366 --> 01:39:58,909
Faigelehs?
1271
01:40:02,830 --> 01:40:06,166
Welcome home, Mrs. Of Loxley.
1272
01:40:06,250 --> 01:40:10,337
Mrs. Of Loxley. Oh, I'm so happy.
1273
01:40:16,344 --> 01:40:18,261
Oh, my dearest.
1274
01:40:18,346 --> 01:40:20,889
Shall I... turn the key?
1275
01:40:20,973 --> 01:40:23,975
Oh, yes, darling! But please...
1276
01:40:26,229 --> 01:40:28,146
be gentle.
1277
01:40:33,861 --> 01:40:36,029
Um, darling.
1278
01:40:36,155 --> 01:40:38,657
What? You're not going to believe this.
1279
01:40:38,783 --> 01:40:41,660
What? It won't open.
1280
01:40:41,744 --> 01:40:43,829
What?
1281
01:40:43,913 --> 01:40:46,498
Wait. I have an idea.
1282
01:40:46,582 --> 01:40:48,417
Call the locksmith!
1283
01:40:48,501 --> 01:40:50,877
Call the locksmith!
1284
01:40:50,962 --> 01:40:52,921
Call the locksmith!
1285
01:40:53,005 --> 01:40:55,424
Call the locksmith!
1286
01:40:55,508 --> 01:40:58,593
♪ Where is the one ♪
1287
01:40:58,678 --> 01:41:03,014
♪ That I love most of all ♪
1288
01:41:03,099 --> 01:41:06,768
♪ When will I hear him call ♪
1289
01:41:06,853 --> 01:41:10,772
♪ Marian, Marian ♪
1290
01:41:10,857 --> 01:41:13,900
♪ He is the one ♪
1291
01:41:13,985 --> 01:41:18,321
♪ Who can make my life full ♪
1292
01:41:18,406 --> 01:41:20,365
♪Joyful ♪
1293
01:41:20,450 --> 01:41:24,411
♪ Forevermore ♪
1294
01:41:24,537 --> 01:41:29,040
♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪
1295
01:41:30,209 --> 01:41:33,336
♪ Where is the maid ♪
1296
01:41:33,421 --> 01:41:37,758
♪ That I'm longing to see ♪
1297
01:41:37,842 --> 01:41:40,761
♪ Where can she be ♪
1298
01:41:40,845 --> 01:41:45,557
♪ My sweet Marian, Marian ♪
1299
01:41:45,641 --> 01:41:48,852
♪ Oh, when will I ♪
1300
01:41:48,936 --> 01:41:53,231
♪ Hold you here in my arms ♪
1301
01:41:53,316 --> 01:41:55,317
♪ Knowing ♪
1302
01:41:55,401 --> 01:41:58,862
♪ You are my love ♪
1303
01:41:58,946 --> 01:42:02,991
♪ I waited so patiently ♪
1304
01:42:03,075 --> 01:42:06,745
♪ For a true love ♪
1305
01:42:06,829 --> 01:42:10,624
♪ When will he come for me ♪
1306
01:42:10,708 --> 01:42:15,086
♪ Where is he Where is he ♪
1307
01:42:15,171 --> 01:42:18,089
♪ In all my dreams ♪
1308
01:42:18,174 --> 01:42:22,636
♪ There's a vision I see ♪
1309
01:42:22,720 --> 01:42:25,514
♪ Your hand in mine ♪
1310
01:42:25,598 --> 01:42:30,477
♪ My dear Marian, Marian ♪
1311
01:42:30,561 --> 01:42:33,897
♪ There's no tomorrow ♪
1312
01:42:33,981 --> 01:42:37,442
♪ Without you, my love ♪
1313
01:42:37,527 --> 01:42:41,530
♪ Oh, you are my reason ♪
1314
01:42:41,614 --> 01:42:44,950
♪ To be ♪
1315
01:42:50,790 --> 01:42:55,210
♪ Oh ♪
1316
01:43:01,425 --> 01:43:05,470
♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪
1317
01:43:11,477 --> 01:43:14,855
♪ My heart has made a vow ♪
1318
01:43:14,939 --> 01:43:18,900
♪ It’s just for you ♪
1319
01:43:18,985 --> 01:43:22,487
♪ You are my one true love ♪
1320
01:43:22,572 --> 01:43:24,614
♪ Only you ♪
1321
01:43:24,699 --> 01:43:26,992
♪ Only you ♪
1322
01:43:27,076 --> 01:43:30,078
♪ Where is the man ♪
1323
01:43:30,162 --> 01:43:34,624
♪ Who carries the key ♪
1324
01:43:34,709 --> 01:43:37,377
♪ Please say it's me ♪
1325
01:43:37,461 --> 01:43:42,507
♪ My dear Marian, Marian ♪
1326
01:43:42,592 --> 01:43:45,719
♪ I cannot wait ♪
1327
01:43:45,803 --> 01:43:49,222
♪ Till he sets my heart free ♪
1328
01:43:49,307 --> 01:43:53,643
♪ Oh, when will I know him ♪
1329
01:43:53,728 --> 01:43:57,856
♪ Oh, when will I see her ♪
1330
01:43:57,940 --> 01:44:02,444
♪ When will I hear him say ♪
1331
01:44:02,528 --> 01:44:08,950
♪ Marian, my love ♪♪
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