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Well, there it is, Major Nelson.
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Our first fully
automated flight plan.
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And the newly modified
T-38 ready for takeoff.
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Congratulations, major.
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Oh, thank you, sir. Uh...
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You don't seem
very happy, major.
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It's an honor to be selected
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to check out this new equipment.
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Oh. Yeah, I know that, sir.
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But there's not
much for me to do.
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I mean, look at the flight plan.
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Uh, the T-38
takes off by itself,
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finds a course of 067
at 50,000 feet by itself,
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lands in Puerto Rico by itself,
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and then repeats the
whole process in reverse.
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I feel more like a
babysitter than a pilot.
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I know it's a long
way from flying a P-40
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by the seat of
your pants. Hm-hm.
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But even though the controls
are completely computerized,
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you have to be there in
case of, uh, malfunction.
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Yes, the chances of which
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are statistically negligible.
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But I'm with you, major.
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This is progress, I suppose. Mm.
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Well, happy babysitting.
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We'll see you at your
house this afternoon.
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All right, sir. See you later.
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Nelson to Mission Control.
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Ready when you are.
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This is Nelson to
Mission Control...
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Jeannie, what are you doing?
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Please, do not worry, master.
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I did not blink here.
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Hm. I walked.
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I... Yeah.
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I know that...
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That's all right for you,
but what about for me?
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You, I blinked.
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Yes, I know that.
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Jeannie, I'm supposed
to be out in that airplane
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that's getting
ready to take off.
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Jeannie, it's
leaving without me.
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Correction, master.
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Huh? It has left without you.
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Jeannie, put me
back there right now.
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Master, how can
that plane be flying
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without someone inside it?
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Heh. It's fully automatic.
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Now, come on. Right now!
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What's the matter with...?
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Huh. It's a fine thing.
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If things keep up like
this, it soon will be no fun
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to be a genie anymore.
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Now, master. This will
only take a few minutes.
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Uh...
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W-wait a minute, Jeannie.
I'm not supposed to be here.
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I'm supposed to be up
there on that airplane.
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About your tennis
lesson, Mrs. Bellows, uh,
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I'm not gonna be
able to make it.
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Uh, oh, I... I know that's
not funny, Mrs. Bellows.
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Uh... Oh, I'm... Oh,
I have to monitor
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Tony's Puerto Rican flight.
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Yeah. Ye... Yes, Mrs. Bellows.
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Yeah, well, some other time.
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Bye.
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Now, where were
we with the ears, huh?
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Uh-uh-uh. You promised
to teach me to play tennis.
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Oh, well, tennis, that's
a very simple game.
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Just put the
racket in that hand.
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Now, here we have
a nice forehand,
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and here we have
a nice backhand.
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Then we have a nice
both hands, like that.
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On the court, tiger. Yeah.
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I'll change and meet you.
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Yeah, change and meet me.
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Well, uh, don't...
Don't change too much.
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Well, that's 1-love
for her, but...
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a set is six games. Mm.
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Oh. Now, master,
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if your airplane
is fully automatic,
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surely you can spare a
few minutes to help me
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with a few decisions
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about our party this afternoon.
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Now, I thought we
would serve out here
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on the patio, buffet-style.
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Uh. Uh, master... Master? Yeah.
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You are not listening.
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I'm not listening. For
the last 10 minutes,
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I've been ordering you to
blink me to that airplane,
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and you've been
going on about a party
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and canap�s and a buffet.
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Ah... Look. Uh, here.
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The... The plane is programmed
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to follow this, uh,
flight plan exactly.
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I gotta be up there in
case of a malfunction.
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Don't you understand?
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Oh.
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Why did you not say so?
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Oh, my goodness.
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There.
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Now your airplane
will not malfunction.
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Hm. Oh, well, thank you.
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I'm sure the NASA computer
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will be very grateful
to you, Jeannie.
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Now...
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Good, I'm finally
getting through to her.
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Do you think we should
serve fresh shrimp or...
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Wait a minute.
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Or mixed hors d'oeuvres.
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Now, of course, smoked
oysters would be nice.
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Yeah. Jeannie. Don't
you...? Don't you understand?
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I've gotta be up on that
airplane when it lands.
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Oh, hi, Jeannie.
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Tony, do you have
an extra tennis racket?
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Oh, how was Puerto Rico?
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I haven't even been there yet.
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What did they do,
abort the flight?
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No. They didn't abort. She did!
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Don't you understand,
I've got to be up...
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Shh. I hear the phone.
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What?
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Hello.
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Oh, hello, Mrs. Bellows.
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Oh, well, dear, I-I... I wish
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I could, but you see,
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I'm making arrangements
for our party and...
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Oh.
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Oh, just a moment.
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Master, do you think
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I have time to go shopping
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with Mrs. Bellows?
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I'm not even
supposed to be here!
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If that's Mrs. Bellows,
neither am I. Uh...
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Heh. Well, Mrs. Bellows.
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Well, I-I would love to,
but only for one hour.
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Fine.
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Thank you. Bye-bye. Hm.
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Huh. We are going to Quilty's
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and the beauty parlor.
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Yeah, and I'm
going to play tennis.
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And I'm going
straight to the stockade
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unless you blink
me up to that plane.
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First, you have not told
me whether you approve
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of fresh shrimp...
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I approve! I approve! Now!
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You needn't shout.
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I'm not shouting. I'm just...
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I'm just trying to sit here
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and get you to blink
me up to that airplane.
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That's all.
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My.
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I do not know why my master
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gets so impatient with me.
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Well, Jeannie, I'm
simply trying to...
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This doesn't look like
Ramey Air Force Base.
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Buenos d�as, se�or.
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Welcome to La Havana.
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Take too long?
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Mm-mm.
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Roge. I think we've had
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enough tennis for today.
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But if you want, we
can do something...
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more relaxing.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Well, those are
the 18 little words
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I've been waiting to hear.
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Oh, Major Healey.
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Oh. Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Yes, sir? Uh... Uh, major?
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I thought you'd want to know.
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Major Nelson's plane is missing.
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Oh, I think you've
got that wrong, sir.
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Major Nelson is missing.
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But that's what I said.
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The T-38 veered off course
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halfway to Puerto Rico.
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The general's ordered
search planes into the area.
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Oh, no.
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Yes, we'll all be keeping watch
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in the radar shack.
Uh, excuse me.
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Yes, sir.
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I'm ready, Roge.
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Yeah, well, uh, Tina,
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you're... You're a
very beautiful girl.
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Mm-hm. And you're
gorgeous and...
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Uh, your... Your
backhand needs work.
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Uh, you'll never
get to Forest Hills
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unless you practice.
Practice, practice.
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Forest Hills?
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But my apartment's
in Daytona Beach.
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It's totally washable.
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Quilty's. I know
she said Quilty's.
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Eh, tennis equipment,
sir? Right over there.
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Oh, no, I was looking
for a little blond girl
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about so high.
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Oh. Ooh, yeah.
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She's in the dressing room.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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Jeannie.
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I think I found
something I like.
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Oh. Cute.
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Do you like it? Did
you find anything?
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Oh, uh, no.
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I, uh... I am not ready yet.
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Oh. Okay.
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I think we have one racket left
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in that size.
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Look, it's on the mannequin.
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Really does need the red scarf.
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Hm.
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Oh!
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Oh. That's a dangerous way
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to display foils.
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Hm.
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Listen. Listen.
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I want you to go
and tell Fidel this.
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Firstly, that I am Jos� Santiago
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Gregorio Crispin Martin Smith.
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No, no-no-no-no.
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Smith. S-M-I-T-H.
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That I have captured
an American major
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with his airplane.
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He came voluntarily.
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No, no, no.
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I do not drink.
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But I'm telling you,
he came by himself.
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Hello? Hello?
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I... They do not believe me.
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They say nobody ever
comes to Cuba voluntarily.
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Uh, say, why don't we try again.
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Ahorita mismo.
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You know, I really think
that I'm gonna take this coat,
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because it looks like
it'll be easy to keep clean.
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Oh yes, I agree...
You think so? Yeah.
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Mm-hm.
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Jeannie, I've
got to talk to you.
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Oh-ho. Major Healey.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Do you think my master
will like this one? Hm?
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Jeannie, I've gotta talk to you.
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Tony's lost. Oh, no.
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I blinked him back
to his airplane.
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Oh, dear, but I do
wish he could see this.
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No, I mean... I mean, Tony
and the airplane are lost.
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They got search planes out.
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You gotta blink him back.
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Are you sure?
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Sure I'm sure.
Dr. Bellows told me.
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Oh. Good!
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That means I can kill
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two peacocks with one ruby.
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I, Jos�, have captured him.
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He's right beside me.
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Really. Why do
the clumsiest people
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end up in a sporting
goods store?
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Excuse me.
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You see.
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My master's not lost.
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Jeannie? Hm?
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Jeannie, what was
that awful noise?
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Major Nelson?
263
00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:16,441
Gonzales!
264
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,124
He... He must be here!
265
00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:22,325
Find him.
266
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,427
My whole career depends on it.
267
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:25,828
Major.
268
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,563
Oh, major.
269
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,064
Amigo?
270
00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:31,656
It is no use for you
trying to escape.
271
00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,152
Jeannie, what is your
fianc� doing here?
272
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,953
He is supposed
to be on a mission.
273
00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,188
Well, Mrs. Bellows,
274
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,856
it is a little
difficult to explain.
275
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,946
Hm. You see, he... He...!
276
00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:00,451
He is not here.
277
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:04,200
Now, Jeannie, I just
saw him right over there.
278
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,334
Oh, well, how could he be?
279
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,370
He is on a mission. Heh.
280
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,437
But I know what I saw.
281
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:09,639
I adore this coat.
282
00:12:09,663 --> 00:12:10,640
Let me help you with it.
283
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:11,907
Oh, I guess it is impossible.
284
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,610
He is on a mission.
Yes. He's on a mission.
285
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:17,735
Tony. Tony.
286
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,319
Tony?
287
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,076
Roger!
288
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,657
Get Jeannie over here.
289
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:29,992
She's with Mrs. Bellows.
290
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,794
I don't care if she's
with J. Edgar Hoover.
291
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:32,795
Get her over here.
292
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:33,819
Right, right, right.
293
00:12:35,605 --> 00:12:36,737
Oh, wrong. Wrong.
294
00:12:39,108 --> 00:12:40,319
It's kind of cute. Think?
295
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:41,421
Oh, it is adorable.
296
00:12:41,445 --> 00:12:42,455
Try this one.
297
00:12:42,479 --> 00:12:43,812
Hm? Oh. Yeah.
298
00:12:45,449 --> 00:12:47,427
Kind of funny though,
with all the colors. Oh...
299
00:12:47,451 --> 00:12:49,729
Hello, master darling.
300
00:12:49,753 --> 00:12:50,897
Do not worry.
301
00:12:50,921 --> 00:12:52,064
I did not tell Mrs. Bellows
302
00:12:52,088 --> 00:12:53,332
that you were here.
303
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,301
Oh. Thanks a million.
Know what you've done?
304
00:12:55,325 --> 00:12:56,602
You sent me and a very valuable
305
00:12:56,626 --> 00:12:58,604
military airplane to Havana.
306
00:12:58,628 --> 00:13:01,273
Oh yes, master.
Havana, Puerto Rico.
307
00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:03,509
Havana is in Cuba.
308
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,911
Oh.
309
00:13:04,935 --> 00:13:06,951
Well, she only missed
by a couple hundred miles.
310
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,987
Which one do you like, Jean?
311
00:13:11,675 --> 00:13:12,675
Jeannie?
312
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,340
All right, master.
313
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:19,608
Tell me what you wish me to do.
314
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,494
Amanda. We're not here.
315
00:13:21,518 --> 00:13:23,629
Master, wait. You did
not tell me what to do? I...
316
00:13:23,653 --> 00:13:24,653
Jeannie?
317
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:26,716
Who are you talking to?
318
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:28,450
Oh, n-n... No one, Mrs. Bellows.
319
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,686
I was just, uh...
320
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,222
I was just thinking
of buying a diving suit.
321
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,490
Jeannie, that dummy
had a head on it.
322
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,274
And the head looked exactly...
323
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,262
That was Major Nelson
in there, wasn't it?
324
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,131
Oh, no, no, no, no.
No, Mrs. Bellows.
325
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,632
He is on a mission. Ha.
326
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,334
Mrs. Bellows, why
do you not try some...
327
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:49,293
Now, I could've sworn
now and before...
328
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,542
A riding outfit with a faceplate
329
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,144
and a snorkel?
330
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,178
Aha!
331
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,915
Will you...? Oh.
332
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,783
Madam, this is a
sporting goods store,
333
00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:02,368
not a gymnasium.
334
00:14:02,392 --> 00:14:04,503
Oh, shut up.
335
00:14:04,527 --> 00:14:05,527
There he goes!
336
00:14:06,696 --> 00:14:07,839
Ha-ha!
337
00:14:07,863 --> 00:14:09,675
Now I've got you.
338
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,345
Oh!
339
00:14:13,369 --> 00:14:14,780
Madam! Mm... Mm... What?
340
00:14:14,804 --> 00:14:15,847
Will you kindly
341
00:14:15,871 --> 00:14:17,751
make your purchases and leave?
342
00:14:18,842 --> 00:14:20,485
Don't you understand?
343
00:14:20,509 --> 00:14:22,054
I'm not doing this.
344
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,989
Who is?
345
00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:25,746
Pancho Gonzales?
346
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:28,811
Oh.
347
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:31,213
Master. Quickly,
348
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,648
what do you wish me to do? Shh.
349
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,917
Jeannie, blink us out of here.
350
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:37,186
Wait a minute, Roger.
She'll blink us back to Cuba.
351
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,521
Yes, master. Back to Cuba.
352
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,078
No. No, I...
353
00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:47,246
There. He did it.
354
00:14:48,738 --> 00:14:51,016
Madam, that is a dummy.
355
00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,351
Oh... no.
356
00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:53,375
You're the dummy!
357
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:57,772
Oh.
358
00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:59,608
Where are we?
359
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,609
Havana.
360
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,977
Havana, Puerto Rico?
361
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:04,646
Ha. Havana, Cuba.
362
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:06,548
Oh, I thought Jeannie
made another mistake.
363
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,683
You fools. You let him go.
364
00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:09,951
And I could have been a hero
365
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,820
of our fabulosas republic.
366
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,322
We gotta hide. Yeah, hide. Hide.
367
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,290
Get out. Get out. Get out.
368
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:16,591
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
369
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:18,295
Roger, there are two of us.
370
00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:22,381
Oh, I am a hero.
371
00:15:22,405 --> 00:15:24,650
Compa�ero, you have come back.
372
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,352
I knew you wouldn't desert me.
373
00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:28,720
Come. Fidel will welcome
you with open arms.
374
00:15:31,114 --> 00:15:33,281
Uh... Uh...
375
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,617
Don't worry, Tony.
376
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:42,806
I got you into this.
377
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:45,549
Jeannie will get you out of it.
378
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:49,425
Now, if I could just
get myself out of it.
379
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,665
Negative, sir. Mm.
380
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,367
No luck so far, sir.
381
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,391
And we've checked
out every seagull.
382
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,371
What the...?
383
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,040
Alfred? Hello, Amanda, Jeannie.
384
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,842
Uh... Uh, girls, I, um...
385
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,611
I suppose you've heard, uh...
386
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,045
Major Nelson is lost
387
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:11,580
somewhere in the Caribbean.
388
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:12,981
Major Nelson is lost somewhere
389
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:14,383
in Quilty's department store.
390
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,817
Amanda.
391
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,553
Jokes at a time like this?
392
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,054
Alfred, I'm not joking.
393
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,289
I saw him, dear.
394
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,523
He was wearing a faceplate,
395
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:22,725
with a snorkel in his mouth.
396
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,960
Uh, uh... E-excuse me.
397
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,329
Uh, Jeannie, uh,
398
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:30,332
odd how some people
react under stress.
399
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,701
I'm glad to see you
bearing up though, dear.
400
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,336
Mm-hm. Oh, and
by the way, Jeannie,
401
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,704
in view of the circumstances,
402
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,172
you will naturally be canceling
403
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,474
your party this afternoon.
404
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,875
Oh, no, general.
405
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,243
My Anthony will be at the party.
406
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,244
I am sure of it.
407
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,268
I'm sure of it too.
408
00:16:44,554 --> 00:16:46,999
I mean, how far is it
from Quilty's to his house?
409
00:16:47,023 --> 00:16:48,367
Amanda, please.
410
00:16:48,391 --> 00:16:49,768
We all hope and pray
411
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:52,104
that you're right, Jeannie.
412
00:16:52,128 --> 00:16:54,206
Oh, you're a brave girl.
413
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,897
A brave girl.
414
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,101
Well, cousin...
just like I promise.
415
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,768
An American major
416
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,137
with his captured airplane.
417
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,793
Another airplane?
418
00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:14,810
May my aunt grow a mustache
419
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,612
for having married your father.
420
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:17,636
�Est�pido!
421
00:17:18,888 --> 00:17:20,487
Sit down, please.
422
00:17:22,825 --> 00:17:25,926
Anthony Nelson, Major,
Air Force, 10610908.
423
00:17:28,398 --> 00:17:30,292
What, uh...? What was all that?
424
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,593
Name, rank and serial number.
425
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,395
By the articles of the
Geneva Convention,
426
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,486
that's all a prisoner's
required to give.
427
00:17:36,906 --> 00:17:38,751
You are not a prisoner.
428
00:17:38,775 --> 00:17:40,707
You are a pain in the neck.
429
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:45,808
Major... we are a small country.
430
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:49,010
A very... poor country.
431
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,447
We cannot afford
all these people
432
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,982
bringing their
planes to our airport.
433
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:57,286
Do you know what it
costs in doughnuts alone?
434
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,587
What? In doughnuts?
435
00:17:58,611 --> 00:17:59,889
Cousin.
436
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,657
This is not an airliner.
437
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,993
It's a military plane.
438
00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:05,411
And it's already on the ground.
439
00:18:05,435 --> 00:18:06,746
�Silencio!
440
00:18:08,905 --> 00:18:10,666
Major.
441
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,001
You don't want to
442
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:14,136
work in the cane fields...
443
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,605
for 12 hours a day.
444
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,307
You don't want to
stand under the hot sun
445
00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:20,943
and listen to Fidel
446
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,378
give five-hour speeches.
447
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:26,048
But, cousin. That is treason.
448
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,572
So it's treason! Oh.
449
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,352
Maybe Fidel will deport me.
450
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,536
Well, if you feel that way,
why don't you let me go?
451
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:38,093
Exactly what I was
about to suggest.
452
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,795
Go home, major.
453
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,765
Take your airplane
and go home, Yankee.
454
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:44,466
Go home!
455
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:45,968
Where is he?
456
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,872
Where is he taking
imperialist spy?
457
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,207
At last, I'm going
to be rewarded.
458
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,341
Are you from Fidel?
459
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,198
Of course I am from Fidel.
460
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,913
He talks funny.
461
00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,348
Roger...
462
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,550
This man. This man, he
must go to prison immediately
463
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,641
so Fidel can
interrogate him himself.
464
00:19:05,528 --> 00:19:07,672
Cut it out. They're
gonna... Don't worry about it.
465
00:19:07,696 --> 00:19:09,174
I'm not gonna let them take you.
466
00:19:09,198 --> 00:19:11,010
Quiet, capitalist puerco!
467
00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,511
That's Spanish for "pig."
468
00:19:12,535 --> 00:19:14,046
I am sorry, major.
469
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,114
I thought you were just
470
00:19:15,138 --> 00:19:17,817
another one of those
gringos locos. Heh.
471
00:19:17,841 --> 00:19:20,252
Ah. I must take this man
to prison immediately.
472
00:19:20,276 --> 00:19:21,520
To prison, to prison.
473
00:19:21,544 --> 00:19:22,822
Just a minute.
474
00:19:22,846 --> 00:19:23,823
Wait a minute.
475
00:19:23,847 --> 00:19:25,424
He is my prisoner!
476
00:19:25,448 --> 00:19:26,959
I take him to prison.
477
00:19:26,983 --> 00:19:28,015
Come along.
478
00:19:29,652 --> 00:19:31,030
You talk funny.
479
00:19:58,497 --> 00:19:59,497
Here.
480
00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:03,545
Hello. Heh.
481
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,614
I am sorry this took
so long to prepare.
482
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:06,815
Have a shrimp.
483
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,483
No. Thank you. Uh...
Uh, no, thank you.
484
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:09,618
Uh... No.
485
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,392
Thank you. Oh.
486
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:14,318
Would you prefer
a smoked oyster?
487
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:17,592
Uh... Uh, Jeannie...
488
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:18,961
I don't know how to say this,
489
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,996
but we've just received word.
490
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:24,083
Major Nelson... didn't make it.
491
00:20:24,107 --> 00:20:26,351
Oh. I know.
492
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:27,919
It is a shame that
he is a little late.
493
00:20:27,943 --> 00:20:29,388
But now that
everything is ready,
494
00:20:29,412 --> 00:20:30,890
I am sure he will be here.
495
00:20:30,914 --> 00:20:33,259
J-Jeannie, you...
You don't understand.
496
00:20:33,283 --> 00:20:34,960
He hasn't been found. He's...
497
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,762
He's still somewhere
in the Caribbean.
498
00:20:36,786 --> 00:20:39,231
Oh, yes. He has been found.
499
00:20:39,255 --> 00:20:40,955
Excuse me, please.
500
00:20:42,191 --> 00:20:43,301
Poor thing.
501
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,059
I guess she just
can't accept it.
502
00:20:47,029 --> 00:20:48,874
Come to think
of it, neither can I.
503
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,961
Hurry up, Tony. I
bribed the guard
504
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,697
to look the other way.
505
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,699
And I only had enough
money for one look.
506
00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,034
Roger, get in here.
507
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:00,419
Wait a minute. Wait, wait.
508
00:21:00,443 --> 00:21:01,954
Supposed to be helping you out.
509
00:21:01,978 --> 00:21:03,355
Shh!
510
00:21:03,379 --> 00:21:04,689
Hey, not a bad cell.
511
00:21:04,713 --> 00:21:06,625
Sink, stove, refrigerator.
512
00:21:06,649 --> 00:21:07,676
Nice place.
513
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,511
But you really must.
514
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:11,095
You... You... You have to.
515
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,583
Uh... Uh, Jeannie. Mm-hm?
516
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,485
You must accept the truth.
517
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,019
Uh, Major Nelson is gone.
518
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:19,154
Hello, everybody.
519
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:20,522
Hi! SCHAEFFER: Major Nelson.
520
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,107
Where did you come from?
521
00:21:22,131 --> 00:21:23,192
Hello, darling.
522
00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:24,693
Major Nelson.
523
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,127
I knew it.
524
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,730
I knew it!
525
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,531
I-I'm sorry to give
you all such a scare,
526
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,700
but I got mixed up in one
of those tropical storms
527
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:32,785
and blown way off-course.
528
00:21:32,809 --> 00:21:33,886
Well, never mind that.
529
00:21:33,910 --> 00:21:36,905
Just so long as you're
back safe and sound.
530
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,742
How did the T-38 handle
in the squall, major?
531
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,961
Uh, wonderful. Uh, really
sweet plane, sir. The...
532
00:21:41,985 --> 00:21:43,462
The T-38.
533
00:21:43,486 --> 00:21:44,729
Yeah, excuse me.
534
00:21:44,753 --> 00:21:46,131
Uh, darling, I'm awfully sorry.
535
00:21:46,155 --> 00:21:47,266
I hope I didn't worry you.
536
00:21:47,290 --> 00:21:48,700
Mm. Where's the airplane?
537
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,602
Not at all, darling.
Where's the airplane?
538
00:21:50,626 --> 00:21:52,104
Oh, do not worry.
I blinked it here.
539
00:21:52,128 --> 00:21:53,272
Yeah? Good, good. Mm-hm.
540
00:21:53,296 --> 00:21:54,273
In the house?
541
00:21:54,297 --> 00:21:55,640
Oh, of course not, darling.
542
00:21:55,664 --> 00:21:57,409
An airplane does not
belong in the house.
543
00:21:57,433 --> 00:21:58,810
Good thinking.
544
00:21:58,834 --> 00:22:00,045
I was worried.
545
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:02,597
Ah, you all go ahead
and... And start the party.
546
00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:04,299
I'll... I'll get changed.
Be right back.
547
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,406
Okay?
548
00:22:06,305 --> 00:23:06,528
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
549
00:23:06,578 --> 00:23:11,128
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