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Tony? Tony?
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Tony, I just metyour identical twin.
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He's not a twin, Roger.
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He's an intelligence agentmade up to look like me.
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Well, he's sure doinga good job.
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He's even gotDr. Bellows fooled.
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Roger, Dr. Bellowsis the one who assigned him.
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They think there'sa security leak at NASA
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and they wanted meto finish my work on
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the capsule modificationin secure surroundings.
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Well, why the double? Whydidn't they just send you away?
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Because they don't knowwho the security leak is
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and they don't want whoeverit is to know that I'm gone.
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So for the past six weeks
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they've had this guy learning
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everything about me
there is to know.
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Whew. Boy, that's a relief.
And I was worried
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they'd find out about Jeannie.
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Roger, he doesn'tknow about Jeannie.
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Yeah, well, he willin about five minutes.
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He's on his way to your house,to Jeannie.
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Well, what are youstanding around for? Stop him.
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Good idea. Tell me where youare. Jeannie will rescue you.
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Well, I don't know where I am.
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Nobody knows where I am.
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Yeah, yeah, right.
I'll go and ask Dr. Bellows.
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Roger, I told you, nobody knows.
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How can you ask when you're not
supposed to know I'm gone?
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Wait a minute. Dr. Bellows
know that I don't know?
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Oh, if Dr. Bellows doesn't
know that I don't know
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then it doesn't matter
if I ask him.
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While you're standing there,
talking nonsense
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Dr. Bellows is on his way to my
place, he's gonna find Jeannie.
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Now, please stop him.
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Yeah, stop him.
Right, right, yeah.
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Oh, I forgot, congratulations.
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Your double proposed to Jeannie.
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You're getting married.
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[?]
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Pomford, I want you to know
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that I was against
substituting you
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for Major Nelson from the start.
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But if you really can
show me any proof
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of any funny business
going on at Nelson's...
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Proof positive, sir.
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She wears a funny little outfit
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like she came out
of an Arabian harem.
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An Arabian harem?
Yes.
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She blinks her eyes
and things pop in and out.
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Vacuum cleaners,
baked Alaskans, chickens.
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I'll prove it to you, sir,
or my name isn't Rodney Pomford.
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Just a moment, sir.
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I just had a thought.
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If Nelson has been keeping
this girl secret all this time
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perhaps she won't perform
for you.
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Very shrewd, major.
Very shrewd.
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That's been my problem.
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When I've tried to show
General Peterson
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the strange things I've seen,
nothing happens.
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Mm. You wait here.
I'll go inside and tell her
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that I've let you in
on the secret
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and she can do her thing.
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I can hardly wait, major.
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I'm finally going
to catch Major Nelson.
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Right there, sir.
This shouldn't take too long.
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Jeannie?
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Jeannie?
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Oh, I was over there,
and I'm here...
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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN DIALECT]
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Right.
What's he saying?
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He says you must kneel, master.
It is the custom.
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Oh, well, I wonder if you
would mind if we'd be alone...
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Jeannie and I could be alone?
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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN DIALECT]
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What's he saying?
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He is marrying us, master.
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Oh, I am so excited.
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M-marrying us?
Well, he can't.
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Oh. Oh!
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You did get the
marriage license, did you not?
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M-marriage license?
Well, yeah, that's right.
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You can't...
You can't marry us, sir.
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[SHOUTS]
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In this country it takes
three days
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for a marriage license
to come through
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and I just registered today.
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So if you could arrange
to come back next week.
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[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN DIALECT]
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[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN DIALECT]
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What's happening?
What's he saying?
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He is going, master.
Wait. Wait.
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I have somebody
I want you to meet.
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[COUGHS]
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Ah, nuts!
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Oh, it is all right, master.
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I have waited all these years.
I can wait three more days.
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Jeannie, in honor
of our marriage,
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I've decided to tell
Dr. Bellows everything.
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Oh, master, that is wonderful.
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Oh, now I know
it is really going to happen.
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Yeah. You stay right here,
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and I'll bring him in
to meet you
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and you can do all
your tricks for him.
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I would be most happy to, master.
Good.
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I have always liked
Dr. Bellows.
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Yeah. Good.
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Oh, and you can
put on your harem outfit.
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You know, the one
you usually wear.
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Oh, instantly, master.
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Oh.
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Psst. Psst. Jeannie.
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Oh, Major Healey,
the most wonderful thing.
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In three days, my master
and I are getting married.
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He has announced our engagement
to Dr. Bellows,
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and I am so happy.
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That's not Tony.
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Oh, you are right, Major Healey.
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He has certainly changed.
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No. I mean that's not Tony.
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It's an imposter,
a fake, a phony.
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Oh, that is impossible,
Major Healey.
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He looks like himself.
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No, no, that's just makeup.
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It's a trick.
He's trying to expose you.
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I do not believe you.
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POMFORD:
Jeannie?
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Hm. I shall soon find out
if he is my master or not.
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No, no, no, you can't do that.
He's with Dr. Bellows.
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Major Healey, let me go.
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No, you're gonna spoil
the whole thing.
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I can't let you go.
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I guess I can.
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Jeannie, I want you
to meet Dr. Bellows.
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Oh, hello,
Dr. Bellows.
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Major Healey.
What are you doing here?
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Uh, we're having lunch.
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Tony and I always have lunch
on Tuesdays. Right?
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Lunch on Tuesdays?
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Oh yes, Roger,
it just slipped my mind.
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Uh, where's Jeannie?
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That's what I was wondering.
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Major Healey, what's the matter?
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Oh, what's the matter?
Well, I keep my...
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Wanna keep my coffee warm.
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I will give you one chance
to prove he is not my master.
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I've told Dr. Bellows
all about Jeannie.
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ROGER: Oh, well, that's... That's nice.
That's very nice.
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Nice girl. Nice.
Very good find.
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Uh, where did you find Jeannie?
You never told me.
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Oh, I told you that story
a hundred times, Roge.
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No, you haven't, not once.
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Yes, I have.
You haven't.
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Yes, I have.
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Well, I was walking
in a park one day
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and I heard a noise,
and I look over
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and there was Jeannie
sitting on a bench.
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Major Healey, what's the...?
Why are you shaking?
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Oh, it's hot. Cold. Hot.
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Cold, warm, hot.
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See, Jeannie, he's an imposter.
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Ugh. You are right.
He is not my master.
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Oh, how shall I punish him?
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Shall I give him the death
of a thousand itches?
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Scratches.
Itches are much worse.
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Yeah.
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Or shall I cause him to be hung
by his toenails,
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and lowered inch by inch
into a basket of cobras?
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Oh! You can't do any of those.
We've got to keep Dr. Bellows
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and what's-his-name from finding
out about you until Tony's back.
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Well, how can we get him back,
if we do not know where he is?
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Yeah, that's a problem.
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Jeannie, come on out.
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Dr. Bellows
wants to meet you.
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She doesn't like anyone
in the kitchen, sir.
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Out of my way, Major Healey.
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I've waited a long time
to meet this Jeannie.
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Did you wipe your feet
before you came in?
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I don't want anybody tracking
mud all over my clean floor.
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That's Jeannie?
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Jeannie, would you cut it out?
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Dr. Bellows knows
all about you.
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Well, that don't mean he can
come in here and barge in
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and put mud all over
my clean carpets.
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And that goes for you too.
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Uh, Major Nelson, um, I'd like
to have a few words with you.
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Jeannie, who am I?
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[GIGGLES]
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Are you kidding?
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[GIGGLES]
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You're Major Anthony Nelson.
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You pay me two
lousy bucks an hour
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to cook and keep house for you,
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not to stand here
and answer dumb questions.
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I've seen enough.
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Would you get a grip
on yourself?
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Ah.
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An itch, an itch.
Scratch, scratch.
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[LAUGHS]
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What are you trying to do,
blow the whole thing?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Major Healey.
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I lost my temper.
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What's made you itch?
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I don't know.
I don't know.
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Are you all right?
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Yes, sir, I'm fine now.
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I don't know how that happened.
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You see? You see? You see?
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She blinked, and it...
She gave me an itch.
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Major, I think you'd better
come along with me.
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Oh, uh, Dr. Bellows,
there's one thing
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I've been meaning to tell you.
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Uh, Tony's been acting
kind of strange lately.
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It's probably the new
project's strain on him.
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I think we should have him go
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in the hospital
for a couple days.
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Major, perhaps you're right.
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I think a few days
of rest is indicated.
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Uh, you're confined to this
house until further notice.
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Here? Here in this house?
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Oh, no, the hospital
would be better.
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That won't be necessary.
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I think a few days
of looking reality in the face
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is all the rest
Major Nelson needs. Bye.
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Wait, Dr. Bellows.
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Dr. Bellows, you're making
a big mistake, sir, I tell...
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[GIGGLES]
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You see, she did it again.
She tripped. I-I-I...
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She blinked, and I tripped.
That's what happened.
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Will you come to your senses
before Major Healey and that...
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That housekeeper realize
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that you're not
the real Major Nelson?
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Goodbye.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Major Healey, what are
we going to do with this...?
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This stranger.
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Could you put him out of action
a couple of minutes,
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so we can talk?
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Certainly.
It will be a pleasure.
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Oh, that's good. Good.
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Now, Major Healey, what have
you done with my master?
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I'll tell you as soon as you
finish your housework.
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Will you get out of that outfit?
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Oh, certainly.
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If they have taken my master
and you are keeping it from me...
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I'm keeping it from you?
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I don't even know where he is.
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Dr. Bellows and Tony
doesn't know where he is.
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00:10:53,335 --> 00:10:54,701
Boy, you've got to do something,
250
00:10:54,702 --> 00:10:56,787
or that phony's gonna
convince Dr. Bellows
251
00:10:56,788 --> 00:10:58,222
that he's not seeing things.
252
00:10:58,223 --> 00:11:00,024
MAN [OVER SPEAKER]:
Calling Agent X-12.
253
00:11:00,025 --> 00:11:02,326
Calling Agent X-12.Come in X-12.
254
00:11:02,327 --> 00:11:06,296
X-12, do you read me?Calling Agent X-12.
255
00:11:23,715 --> 00:11:27,118
This is Agent X-12.
Agent X-12 reporting.
256
00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:29,687
The situation
at Nelson's house is confusing.
257
00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:31,889
But I have not blown my cover.
258
00:11:31,890 --> 00:11:34,892
Dr. Bellows has no idea
that I'm a double agent.
259
00:11:34,893 --> 00:11:37,795
I am still trying to find
the whereabouts of Major Nelson.
260
00:11:44,436 --> 00:11:47,822
POMFORD: I've got to be careful
to stay out of her way.
261
00:11:56,014 --> 00:11:57,381
Looking for something?
262
00:11:57,382 --> 00:11:59,416
No. No. I...
263
00:11:59,417 --> 00:12:02,586
I'm just taking
a little exercises.
264
00:12:02,587 --> 00:12:03,638
Getting the kinks out.
265
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:07,375
I'm kind of stiff
from being in bed.
266
00:12:07,376 --> 00:12:10,478
Yes, you look a little stiff.
267
00:12:13,648 --> 00:12:15,349
I... I can't move.
268
00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:16,717
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
269
00:12:16,718 --> 00:12:19,053
Poor Major... Nelson.
270
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:24,942
All right, would you help me
to the bedroom, please?
271
00:12:24,943 --> 00:12:29,247
Oh, I am not paid
to be a nurse, master.
272
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:32,833
Well, then in that case
I'll have to call Dr. Bellows.
273
00:12:35,036 --> 00:12:37,271
Oh, well, that's better.
274
00:12:37,272 --> 00:12:39,123
Look, Jeannie,
I've been thinking.
275
00:12:39,124 --> 00:12:41,875
You haven't had a vacation
in quite a long time.
276
00:12:41,876 --> 00:12:44,545
Why don't you take all of
next week off, huh? With pay.
277
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:48,582
Oh, I could not do that, master.
278
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:50,885
You are not strong enough
to do without me.
279
00:12:50,886 --> 00:12:52,620
Oh, no. No, I'm fine, thank you.
280
00:12:52,621 --> 00:12:54,505
Besides a little weakness
in the knees.
281
00:12:54,506 --> 00:12:56,340
[CHUCKLES]
282
00:12:56,341 --> 00:12:57,641
See what I mean?
283
00:13:00,445 --> 00:13:03,247
Could you help me
into the bedroom, please?
284
00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:05,883
Oh, no, I'm going
to stay right here.
285
00:13:05,884 --> 00:13:08,186
No, you're not gonna go?
286
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,821
No.
No?
287
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:11,555
Well, in that case,
288
00:13:11,556 --> 00:13:13,224
I have to go
to the bedroom myself.
289
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,026
No. No. Not in there.
290
00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:16,694
I have not finished cleaning
in there.
291
00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:17,695
I gotta lie down.
292
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:18,930
You can lie down upstairs.
293
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,097
No, I don't wanna lie down...
294
00:13:20,098 --> 00:13:21,665
I will make you comfortable.
295
00:13:21,666 --> 00:13:22,950
Please, I don't...
296
00:13:22,951 --> 00:13:25,369
Ah!
297
00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:27,671
Whew. Well...
298
00:13:27,672 --> 00:13:30,541
now I can search
for my master in peace.
299
00:13:33,111 --> 00:13:34,111
Oh!
300
00:13:36,681 --> 00:13:38,148
Huh?
301
00:13:38,149 --> 00:13:39,149
Oh.
302
00:13:43,955 --> 00:13:45,256
It's not happening.
303
00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:47,358
It's not happening.
304
00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:49,326
It's all a bad dream.
305
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:51,896
[GASPS]
306
00:13:57,969 --> 00:13:59,803
It's all a bad dream.
307
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:07,378
[SCREAMS]
308
00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:14,768
There you go, major,
as good as new.
309
00:14:14,769 --> 00:14:15,903
Sorry about this,
310
00:14:15,904 --> 00:14:17,938
but that place
is still operational.
311
00:14:17,939 --> 00:14:19,773
It's all right.
Orders are orders.
312
00:14:19,774 --> 00:14:22,476
The important thing is
I finished the project.
313
00:14:22,477 --> 00:14:24,044
Don't forget
to check in immediately
314
00:14:24,045 --> 00:14:25,078
with Dr. Bellows, sir.
315
00:14:25,079 --> 00:14:26,380
Right. Right.
316
00:14:30,051 --> 00:14:31,485
[BUSY SIGNAL]
317
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:39,309
Major Nelson?
318
00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:41,578
Oh, hello, Dr. Bellows,
I was just on my way to see you.
319
00:14:41,579 --> 00:14:42,947
Major, what are you doing here?
320
00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:45,315
You're under orders
to stay home.
321
00:14:45,316 --> 00:14:47,618
Oh, I'm not that Major Nelson.
322
00:14:47,619 --> 00:14:49,720
I know that.
323
00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:51,255
No, I mean, I am Major Nelson.
324
00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:52,823
Well, of course you are.
325
00:14:52,824 --> 00:14:55,826
And I'm very happy to see
that you're looking better.
326
00:14:55,827 --> 00:14:58,162
Get back to Major Nelson's
house immediately.
327
00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,597
But sir, I finished the program,
and I gotta get...
328
00:15:00,598 --> 00:15:03,533
Are you trying to jeopardize
this entire project?
329
00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:06,303
No, sir.
Then go home.
330
00:15:06,304 --> 00:15:07,938
That's an order.
331
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:15,579
Hi.
332
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,347
Nice talking to you.
333
00:15:22,687 --> 00:15:24,121
[WHISTLING]
334
00:15:29,794 --> 00:15:31,261
Hey.
[CRASH]
335
00:15:35,733 --> 00:15:38,268
I'm sorry.
Must have slipped.
336
00:15:53,501 --> 00:15:56,870
Well, I guess it's no use
trying to get out.
337
00:16:08,216 --> 00:16:09,216
Shh.
338
00:16:26,301 --> 00:16:27,668
MAN:
Good morning, NASA.
339
00:16:27,669 --> 00:16:29,503
Let me speak to
Dr. Bellows, please.
340
00:16:48,256 --> 00:16:50,056
Jeannie?
341
00:16:50,057 --> 00:16:51,442
Jeannie?
342
00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:56,397
Well, enough is enough.
343
00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:03,654
Jeannie?
344
00:17:05,306 --> 00:17:09,743
Oh. I wish my master
would come back.
345
00:17:09,744 --> 00:17:12,913
I do not think I can control
myself much longer with this...
346
00:17:12,914 --> 00:17:16,416
This imposter.
347
00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:18,018
Oh.
348
00:17:18,019 --> 00:17:20,337
Dr. Bellows, you've got
to get me out of here.
349
00:17:20,338 --> 00:17:21,689
I can't take it anymore.
350
00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:23,524
What are you talking about?
351
00:17:23,525 --> 00:17:25,926
You were here at NASA
a half-hour ago
352
00:17:25,927 --> 00:17:27,894
and against my orders.
353
00:17:27,895 --> 00:17:29,229
I haven't been
outta here in a week.
354
00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:30,797
You gotta get me outta here.
355
00:17:30,798 --> 00:17:32,950
I think I'm going crackers.
356
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:35,819
Stay put. I'll be right there.
357
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:21,281
Secret project all here.
358
00:18:21,282 --> 00:18:23,116
It's all here.
359
00:18:23,117 --> 00:18:24,451
That's it?
360
00:18:29,156 --> 00:18:31,291
Jeannie, will you
please open the door?
361
00:18:31,292 --> 00:18:34,327
It's Nelson. The idiot is back.
362
00:18:37,849 --> 00:18:40,050
Come on, Jeannie,
let me out, huh?
363
00:18:40,051 --> 00:18:42,686
[ANGRILY] Ooh!
364
00:18:42,687 --> 00:18:44,671
Jeannie! Will you
let me out?
365
00:18:44,672 --> 00:18:45,939
Will you stop that yelling?
366
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:47,874
You are giving me a headache.
367
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,309
Jeannie, is that you?
368
00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:50,376
Well, of course it is me.
369
00:18:50,377 --> 00:18:53,780
Who do you think it is,
Tiny Tim?
370
00:18:53,781 --> 00:18:55,882
What's the matter with you?
This is Tony.
371
00:18:55,883 --> 00:18:57,550
Would you please open the door?
372
00:18:57,551 --> 00:19:00,286
I can't stand it when he says
my master's name.
373
00:19:00,287 --> 00:19:01,688
Jeannie.
374
00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:05,692
What is it?
375
00:19:05,693 --> 00:19:07,094
Don't you touch me.
376
00:19:07,095 --> 00:19:08,495
I'm sorry.
377
00:19:08,496 --> 00:19:09,930
Ah!
378
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:14,701
What is this all about?
I'm your master.
379
00:19:14,702 --> 00:19:16,336
What's the matter with you?
380
00:19:16,337 --> 00:19:17,871
I cannot stand it when you...
381
00:19:17,872 --> 00:19:20,974
How dare you try to impersonate
my beautiful, wonderful master?
382
00:19:20,975 --> 00:19:23,677
I am your beautiful,
wonderful master.
383
00:19:36,123 --> 00:19:37,123
[CRASH]
384
00:19:38,626 --> 00:19:40,761
Bye-bye, loony bin.
385
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:52,139
Jeannie, please.
386
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:53,506
I got an order.
I got an order.
387
00:19:53,507 --> 00:19:55,275
Stop this itching.
388
00:19:55,276 --> 00:19:57,077
Only my master
can give me orders.
389
00:19:57,078 --> 00:19:58,545
I am your master,
and I can prove it
390
00:19:58,546 --> 00:20:00,613
if you'd just stop the itching.
391
00:20:00,614 --> 00:20:04,151
All right. All right.
I will give you one chance.
392
00:20:04,152 --> 00:20:05,152
Where did you find me?
393
00:20:05,153 --> 00:20:06,153
I found you...
394
00:20:06,154 --> 00:20:07,954
Where did I find you?
On a island.
395
00:20:07,955 --> 00:20:09,656
On an island in the middle
of the Pacific
396
00:20:09,657 --> 00:20:12,693
in a bottle, and I'm sorry
I ever saw that island.
397
00:20:12,694 --> 00:20:15,428
Oh, master, it is you.
It is you!
398
00:20:15,429 --> 00:20:16,730
I'm so happy!
399
00:20:16,731 --> 00:20:19,066
Will you stop hugging me
and stop the itching?
400
00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:21,501
Oh, yes, master.
Immediately. Immediately.
401
00:20:21,502 --> 00:20:23,336
Right now.
Now do it!
402
00:20:23,337 --> 00:20:25,618
I cannot believe it is you.
403
00:20:29,677 --> 00:20:31,477
Thank you.
404
00:20:31,478 --> 00:20:32,913
Jeannie...
405
00:20:34,248 --> 00:20:35,481
where's my double?
406
00:20:35,482 --> 00:20:38,585
Well, I do not know.
I thought he was here.
407
00:20:38,586 --> 00:20:41,487
Well, I gotta go and tell him
the masquerade is over.
408
00:20:41,488 --> 00:20:43,329
You will not like him.
Huh?
409
00:20:56,053 --> 00:20:58,222
He's trying to steal
the attach� case.
410
00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:01,992
What shall I do, master?
Shall I smite him?
411
00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:04,661
You bet your life
you're gonna smite him.
412
00:21:04,662 --> 00:21:07,331
I just gotta figure out how.
413
00:21:10,719 --> 00:21:12,052
Oh.
414
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:14,354
Well, major, I'd like to know
415
00:21:14,355 --> 00:21:17,424
what you were doing
at NASA an hour ago
416
00:21:17,425 --> 00:21:20,060
when you had explicit orders
to remain here.
417
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:21,394
Yeah, Tony. Let me...
418
00:21:21,395 --> 00:21:22,662
Let me hear you explain that.
419
00:21:22,663 --> 00:21:24,698
Well, I just got back, sir.
420
00:21:24,699 --> 00:21:26,934
I finished
the project. See?
421
00:21:28,269 --> 00:21:31,004
You're the real Tony?
Yeah.
422
00:21:31,005 --> 00:21:33,707
Oh, am I glad
to see you. Oh, boy.
423
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:36,343
You're the real Major Nelson?
424
00:21:36,344 --> 00:21:38,162
TONY:
Wait a minute, buddy.
425
00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:41,148
Good afternoon,
Dr. Bellows. Roger.
426
00:21:41,149 --> 00:21:42,516
I'm the real Major Nelson.
427
00:21:44,452 --> 00:21:47,671
And that man is a spy.
428
00:21:47,672 --> 00:21:49,672
A spy?
429
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:54,111
You know, Major Healey, I...
430
00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:57,348
I can't tell which is which.
431
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:58,715
HEALEY:
Oh, no doubt about it, sir.
432
00:21:58,716 --> 00:22:00,768
We've been buddies a long time.
This is him.
433
00:22:00,769 --> 00:22:02,686
It's him, all right.
434
00:22:02,687 --> 00:22:03,637
Roger.
435
00:22:03,638 --> 00:22:04,922
Are you certain?
436
00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:07,357
Am I certain? I knew
this man was an imposter
437
00:22:07,358 --> 00:22:09,059
from the first time
I saw him. Right?
438
00:22:09,060 --> 00:22:10,143
No.
439
00:22:10,144 --> 00:22:12,962
All right, grab him.
440
00:22:12,963 --> 00:22:15,331
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Wait a minute.
441
00:22:17,301 --> 00:22:18,668
All right, get him up now.
442
00:22:20,521 --> 00:22:22,990
Hey, Tony, I didn't know
you had false teeth.
443
00:22:22,991 --> 00:22:26,093
Oh, Roger,
I don't wear false teeth.
444
00:22:37,104 --> 00:22:40,323
I don't wear false teeth.
445
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,159
[LAUGHING]
446
00:22:52,136 --> 00:22:54,988
[?]
447
00:22:55,038 --> 00:22:59,588
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