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[?]
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[WHISTLING]
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Master, I have been thinking.
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Good, good.
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It makes me look bad to have
a master who is only a major.
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You should be a general.
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Yes, at least.
Mm.
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If I spent some time
at NASA with you,
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I could help you.
Now, wait a minute.
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I could tell your general
how important you are,
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and he would...
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He would transfer me.
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Oh, no, I would tell him
how brilliant...
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Stay away from NASA.
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General Peterson's
not ready for you.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Oh, good morning, Major Healey.
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Morning, Jeannie.
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Good morning, Tony.
Sit down.
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Oh, yeah, here's your mail.
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What lovely flowers.
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Yeah, they're for Miss Perkins.
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Who is Miss Perkins?
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Uh, well, she's General
Peterson's, uh, secretary.
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Ugh. She's retiring today.
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No kidding.
I didn't know that.
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Yeah, I guess old Stonehead's
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gonna find himself
a new secretary.
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Oh, that's too bad.
She's a nice lady.
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And good secretaries
are hard to find.
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No, I am not.
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[?]
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[?]
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I would make a wonderful
secretary for your general.
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Oh, boy.
Hey, that's a great idea.
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She'd make a great secretary.
Oh, thanks.
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It would solve everything.
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I would be around your general
all day long,
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and by the time I am finished,
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he will want to make you
a general.
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I'm ordering you.
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Don't go near General Peterson.
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Oh, but I get so tired waiting
around all day for you.
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Yes, I know you do.
Why don't you watch television.
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There should be
some good shows on.
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Hey, that's a great idea.
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Uh, uh, let's see,
what is today? Oh, here.
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Uh, there's a movie that starts
in a few minutes, Jeannie.
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It's, um, a three-hour movie,
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and there's two more movies
just like it right afterwards.
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Oh, but that would
take me all day.
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And by then your general
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will probably have
hired another secretary.
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Promise me you'll watch them
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all the way through.
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Very well, I promise.
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Yeah. We better get
to the office.
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[SIGHS]
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That's for you.
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Can you imagine her
being a secretary,
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the chaos it would wreak.
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[SIGHS]
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[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]
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[LAUGHS]
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This way out, please.
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Hello, miss?
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Hey, Roge.
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Who are all the girls?
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Oh, they're the gals
that tried out
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for General Peterson's
secretary.
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Boy, if those are the rejects,
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I'd love to see who he picked.
Whew.
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I wonder if Jeannie's
enjoying her movies, huh?
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Yeah.
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What I wanted
to talk to you about...
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Roge?
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Roge?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Excuse me, is this
the general's office?
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Yes, it is.
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Oh, I am so sorry it took me
so long to get here,
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but I had to see
that last movie. Hee-hee!
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I am the general's
new secretary.
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Well, I'm afraid you're
a little late, honey.
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I've, uh, already
gotten the job.
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Oh, but it is very important
that I have it.
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You see, it is not so much
for me, but for my master.
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Uh, tough luck.
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Uh, why don't you just go find
yourself a crying towel.
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A crying towel?
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Beat it.
I'm busy.
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[INTERCOM BUZZES]
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PETERSON:
Will you come in, please?
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Ah, right away, general.
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Better luck next time, honey.
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Yes?
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[SCREAMS]
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Oh.
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You may have the job.
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[GIGGLES]
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Look, don't send me
any more women.
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Find me a male secretary...
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fast.
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Oh.
Who are you?
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I am your new secretary,
General Patterson.
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Peterson.
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I'm sorry, I can't use you.
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Oh, but I would be
very valuable to you.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Ah, that will be
Admiral Billings.
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General Peterson here.
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Admiral Billings?
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Yeah, put him on.
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Oh, hello, Chick.
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It's nice to hear your voice.
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Yes, I heard there was
gonna be a meeting,
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but nobody's
notified me officially yet.
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Oh, Washington?
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Oh, sure, I'll make it a point
to be there.
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Oh, everything's fine here.
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We're beginning to get
our Apollo off the ground.
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Yeah. Our next meeting
may be up on the moon.
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I know, there's no such thing
as science fiction anymore.
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Well, I'll be looking forward
to seeing you.
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Thanks for letting me know.
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Goodbye.
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Oh, I tell you what you can do.
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Until my secretary gets here,
you can, uh, clean up the...
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Oh, I have already done that.
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Well, you can type the...
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They are typed.
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Well, you can
straighten up my...
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Oh, I have already done it.
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This is General Peterson.
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Forget about sending me
another secretary.
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I found one.
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Thank you, General Patterson.
Peterson.
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Oh, yes, I am sorry.
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Well, you and I are gonna get
along very nicely, Miss, uh...
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Jeannie.
Miss Jeannie.
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What's your first name?
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Jeannie.
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Jeannie Jeannie.
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That's unusual.
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Yes. Well,
I-I will file these.
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Fine. Now, I have
an 11:00 appointment
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with Dr. Bellows and, uh...
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Major Anthony Nelson.
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Oh, is he not wonderful?
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I will see to it
that you are not disturbed.
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Good morning.
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I'm, uh, here to see
General Peterson.
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I'm Anthony Nelson.
I know.
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What are you doing...?
What are you doing here?
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I saw all the movies.
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Would you like to hear the plot?
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In one of them,
this poor cowboy...
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Get out of here before
General Peterson sees you.
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He's already seen me.
I am his new secretary.
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Yeah... You're his what?
Huh?
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Yes. And now that I am going
to be here,
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we can have lunch
in the cafeteria every day.
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Oh, I love cafeterias.
You're not gonna be here
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because we're not gonna
have lunch together...
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Now, you pop out and go home
right now. Come on, go.
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Oh, but I cannot do that.
Why not?
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Because, I would lose
my unemployment insurance.
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Lose your unemployment...?
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Oh, Dr. Bellows.
How are you, sir?
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Good morning, major.
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Oh, I, uh...
I don't believe we've met.
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I'm Dr. Alfred Bellows.
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Yes, Major Nelson is always
telling me how...
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I hate to be
late for appointments.
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I don't think we ought to keep
General Peterson waiting.
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Uh, you go in. I'll be right there.
Yeah.
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You look very familiar.
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Have we met before?
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Yes.
Remember when you came...
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No. No, now... Now, that I think
of it, uh,
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I was someone else.
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I could swear
I know you from somewhere.
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She has one of those faces.
It could fit almost anybody.
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I do not.
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I never forget a face.
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Perhaps if we had a chat,
we could remember where.
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Are you free for lunch?
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In the cafeteria?
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If you like.
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Oh, I would like that.
Fine.
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Now, I'll pick you up here.
Come along, major.
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We don't want to keep
the general waiting.
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Yeah, right.
Uh, major.
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Would you make a copy of that?
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Uh, major.
Yes, sir.
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[SIGHS]
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You are three minutes late.
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I'm sorry.
Very sorry, sir.
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Well, look that over.
Yes, sir.
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Now, if you see those two
formulas at the top of the page,
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you'll notice one is neutral
and one is acid.
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Yes, sir.
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It's very important
to keep that in mind.
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I'm sorry.
I broke your pencil, sir.
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I'll get one
from your secretary.
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Major,
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here's a pencil.
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Would you like some coffee, sir?
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No, thank you, major.
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Please, forget about the coffee.
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Now, if you'll just
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take your diagrams there.
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Oh, I think I have them in here.
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I know I had them, uh...
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I-I-I-I suppose I left them
in my office, sir.
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Major.
Yes?
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Go get your diagrams.
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Yes, sir. I'm terribly sorry
for the delay.
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Excuse me.
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What's the matter with him?
He seems very nervous.
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I think he has a reason
to be nervous, general.
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What?
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Does your secretary have
a security clearance?
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Security clearance?
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Yes.
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[SCOFFS]
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This is a very sensitive base,
general.
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I know I've seen
that girl before.
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But she denies it.
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Why?
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Where'd she come from?
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What is she after?
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I'm gonna take her
to lunch today.
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And I'm gonna get some answers.
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And if she doesn't talk?
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I'm a psychiatrist.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Yes.
Yes, that's right.
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Seven p.m.
Mm-hm.
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I will tell him.
Bye-bye.
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I have taken
my first phone message.
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Oh, good.
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Oh. Oh!
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What is it?
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I forgot to ask who was calling.
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Jeannie, has Dr. Bellows
ever seen you before?
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Well, yes, yes...
When?
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Remember, he... He came
into the kitchen one time
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when I was preparing your dinner.
Yeah.
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Ha-ha! I do not know what gave
him that silly idea,
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but he thought
that you and I were...
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Were gonna get married, yeah.
Yes, yes.
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But you can't have lunch
with him.
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Oh, but why not?
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Look, he's only seen you once.
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If he spends any time with you,
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he'll know that you were
the girl in my kitchen.
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Oh, do not worry, master.
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I will outsmart him.
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Outsmart...
Outsmart him...
261
00:11:46,021 --> 00:11:47,888
No, no, that's the one thing
you mustn't do.
262
00:11:47,889 --> 00:11:49,389
You mustn't try to outsmart him.
263
00:11:49,390 --> 00:11:50,757
You see, he's a psychiatrist.
264
00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:52,259
It's his job
to outsmart people...
265
00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:54,261
Did you get the diagram?
Yes, sir, I have it.
266
00:11:54,262 --> 00:11:55,963
We're still having lunch,
aren't we?
267
00:11:55,964 --> 00:11:58,165
Oh, in the cafeteria.
Oh, I am looking forward to it.
268
00:11:58,166 --> 00:11:59,466
Uh, so am I.
269
00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:01,368
So am I.
Major.
270
00:12:01,369 --> 00:12:03,809
Yes, yes, sir, I'll...
I'll be right there.
271
00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:14,915
Here we are.
272
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:18,252
Well.
273
00:12:18,253 --> 00:12:20,654
Oh. This is
so exciting.
274
00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:22,222
Exciting?
275
00:12:22,223 --> 00:12:23,491
Oh, yes.
276
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:26,460
I am not allowed out
of the house very often.
277
00:12:26,461 --> 00:12:27,461
You're not?
278
00:12:27,462 --> 00:12:29,397
No. And you know,
it gets so tiring
279
00:12:29,398 --> 00:12:32,800
watching three movies
on television.
280
00:12:32,801 --> 00:12:35,569
Of course, the plot
to the second one was lovely.
281
00:12:35,570 --> 00:12:37,638
It was this boy and girl
who were engaged,
282
00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:39,039
and the mother objected...
283
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,608
Engaged.
284
00:12:40,609 --> 00:12:42,193
That's it.
285
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,510
Now I remember.
286
00:12:43,511 --> 00:12:45,746
Weren't you and Major Nelson
engaged?
287
00:12:47,181 --> 00:12:50,050
I-I hardly know Major Nelson.
288
00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:52,920
I see.
289
00:12:53,872 --> 00:12:57,291
Um, tell me, where are you from?
290
00:12:57,292 --> 00:12:58,593
Where am I from?
291
00:12:58,594 --> 00:12:59,793
Yes.
292
00:12:59,794 --> 00:13:01,762
Uh, where were you born?
293
00:13:03,431 --> 00:13:04,549
Where was I born?
294
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,552
Well, you must have been born
somewhere.
295
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:08,936
You know where you were born.
296
00:13:08,937 --> 00:13:10,921
Oh, of course, of course.
297
00:13:10,922 --> 00:13:13,257
In, uh, I-oh-ho.
298
00:13:14,642 --> 00:13:15,776
I-oh-ho?
299
00:13:15,777 --> 00:13:17,628
Oh-I-oh-want?
300
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:21,015
Oh-I-oh-want...
What?
301
00:13:22,784 --> 00:13:23,868
Chicago?
302
00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:26,520
Oh, yes.
303
00:13:26,521 --> 00:13:28,206
Lovely city.
304
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,574
Tell me...
305
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:33,961
what part of, uh, Chicago
did you live in?
306
00:13:33,962 --> 00:13:36,013
The lake section?
307
00:13:36,948 --> 00:13:38,833
No, no.
The mountains.
308
00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:40,034
The mountains?
309
00:13:40,035 --> 00:13:41,768
Mm-hm.
310
00:13:41,769 --> 00:13:46,073
Did you, um, ever climb
to the top of, uh,
311
00:13:46,074 --> 00:13:47,741
Mount Chicago?
312
00:13:47,742 --> 00:13:49,810
Oh, yes.
313
00:13:49,811 --> 00:13:51,245
We used to do it all the time.
314
00:13:51,246 --> 00:13:53,147
Did you?
Hmm.
315
00:13:53,148 --> 00:13:55,182
Fascinating.
316
00:13:55,183 --> 00:13:58,986
Tell me, um, what business
was your father in?
317
00:13:58,987 --> 00:14:01,188
He was a used camel salesman.
318
00:14:01,189 --> 00:14:02,056
I beg your pardon?
319
00:14:02,057 --> 00:14:03,357
Uh, a used car salesman.
320
00:14:03,358 --> 00:14:06,494
Oh, very interesting.
321
00:14:06,495 --> 00:14:07,778
I like this.
322
00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:09,247
Well, so do I.
323
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:12,632
As a matter of fact, it may
turn out to be the best lunch
324
00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:14,634
I've ever had in my whole life.
325
00:14:14,635 --> 00:14:16,403
Oh. Ha-ha.
326
00:14:16,404 --> 00:14:17,955
Tell me more about yourself.
327
00:14:17,956 --> 00:14:19,105
May I?
328
00:14:19,106 --> 00:14:21,608
Oh, I love to talk about myself.
329
00:14:21,609 --> 00:14:23,711
Well, when I was a little girl
in Chicago,
330
00:14:23,712 --> 00:14:26,279
my mommy and daddy and I could
never go away for weekends.
331
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,882
We loved to climb Mount Chicago,
but Daddy always had to be home
332
00:14:28,883 --> 00:14:30,217
to feed the camels.
333
00:14:31,053 --> 00:14:33,220
The cars.
334
00:14:33,221 --> 00:14:35,873
And Mama used to pack
this marvelous lunch
335
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:37,424
in a wicker basket...
336
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:39,810
Hi, Al.
337
00:14:39,811 --> 00:14:41,512
Tony, you gotta see the new dish
338
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:43,814
in General Peterson's
office. Whew.
339
00:14:44,949 --> 00:14:46,651
[CLEARS THROAT]
340
00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,552
- Around the base?
- What about dinner tonight?
341
00:14:48,553 --> 00:14:50,454
I asked her first about dinner.
342
00:14:50,455 --> 00:14:51,789
Gentlemen, please.
343
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,457
I'm sure you all have
some work to do.
344
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,058
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
345
00:14:55,059 --> 00:14:57,728
Gentlemen, please, I'm sure this
young lady has some work to...
346
00:14:57,729 --> 00:14:59,129
You have some work, don't you?
347
00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:01,031
Yes, I do.
I better get back to work.
348
00:15:01,032 --> 00:15:02,733
Fine. I will see
you all later.
349
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:04,502
I'm going to take you up
on that.
350
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,737
All right.
Bye-bye.
351
00:15:06,738 --> 00:15:09,406
Thank you very much.
352
00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:11,008
Bye.
[GIGGLES]
353
00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:14,011
Ohh, they are all so friendly.
Ha-ha!
354
00:15:14,012 --> 00:15:15,679
Yes, aren't they?
What about lunch?
355
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:16,714
Hm?
Lunch.
356
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:18,348
Oh, well, it was wonderful.
357
00:15:18,349 --> 00:15:20,017
We had roast beef
with mashed potatoes
358
00:15:20,018 --> 00:15:21,719
and gravy and green beans and...
359
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,521
I'm not interested in the menu.
360
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:25,322
What did you and Dr. Bellows
talk about?
361
00:15:25,323 --> 00:15:27,424
Oh, you do not have to worry,
master.
362
00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:29,560
He was like a child in my hands.
363
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:31,328
Yeah... You...
He wasn't suspicious?
364
00:15:31,329 --> 00:15:32,563
Oh, not anymore.
365
00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,297
He was at first.
Yeah.
366
00:15:34,298 --> 00:15:35,900
But then, I told him
that my father
367
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:38,268
was a used car salesman
in Chicago.
368
00:15:38,269 --> 00:15:39,937
From then on, it was easy.
369
00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:41,238
Really?
Yes.
370
00:15:41,239 --> 00:15:42,573
I had him eating out of my hand.
371
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:44,241
Yeah. Well,
this-this-that's wonderful.
372
00:15:44,242 --> 00:15:46,209
But I don't think we ought
to take any chances.
373
00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:47,811
You better pop out of here
and go home.
374
00:15:47,812 --> 00:15:49,079
No.
375
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,180
No?
No. No.
376
00:15:50,181 --> 00:15:51,882
Not until I've had
General Peterson
377
00:15:51,883 --> 00:15:53,316
promote you to a general.
378
00:15:53,317 --> 00:15:55,819
Huh? I'm not interested
in becoming a general.
379
00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:58,388
Oh, of course you are.
380
00:15:58,389 --> 00:16:00,891
And you do not have to worry
about Dr. Bellows.
381
00:16:00,892 --> 00:16:02,192
Yeah.
[GIGGLES]
382
00:16:02,193 --> 00:16:04,161
He will be no problem at all.
383
00:16:05,263 --> 00:16:06,597
Long distance?
384
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:09,600
This is Dr. Alfred Bellows
at Cape Kennedy.
385
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:12,402
Let me speak to the CIA
in Washington.
386
00:16:14,489 --> 00:16:15,523
Tony!
387
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,992
Oh, Tony...
Oh. Oh, do I have news for you.
388
00:16:18,993 --> 00:16:21,061
Guess who General Peterson's
new secretary is?
389
00:16:21,062 --> 00:16:22,095
Jeannie.
Je...
390
00:16:22,096 --> 00:16:23,197
You knew?
391
00:16:23,198 --> 00:16:24,698
Yeah, but it's only temporary.
392
00:16:24,699 --> 00:16:26,066
Well, what does that mean?
393
00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,768
It just means
that General Peterson,
394
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,770
within the hour, is gonna
have a new secretary.
395
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,138
You're gonna make her quit?
396
00:16:31,139 --> 00:16:32,640
I'm not gonna
make her do anything.
397
00:16:32,641 --> 00:16:33,807
She's gonna wanna quit.
398
00:16:33,808 --> 00:16:35,042
Oh, you should write a book.
399
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:36,177
I'll see you later.
400
00:16:36,178 --> 00:16:38,498
I've gotta get this plan
into action.
401
00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:42,133
[TYPEWRITER CLACKING RAPIDLY]
402
00:16:45,336 --> 00:16:46,403
Hello, Jeannie.
403
00:16:46,404 --> 00:16:47,571
Hello, master.
404
00:16:47,572 --> 00:16:49,406
You came to watch me work.
405
00:16:49,407 --> 00:16:52,143
No, I came to tell you
some very exciting news.
406
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:53,277
Really?
Mm-hm.
407
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:54,811
[MAGIC BOINGS, TYPING STOPS]
408
00:16:54,812 --> 00:16:56,664
What happened?
409
00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:57,531
[GASPS]
410
00:16:57,532 --> 00:16:59,483
Oh, master.
411
00:16:59,484 --> 00:17:01,017
Oh, the stars of a general.
412
00:17:01,018 --> 00:17:02,319
Mm, yes, I just got the news.
413
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,820
Oh, that is wonderful.
414
00:17:03,821 --> 00:17:06,256
And I hardly mentioned you
at all to General Patterson...
415
00:17:06,257 --> 00:17:07,424
Peterson.
416
00:17:07,425 --> 00:17:09,293
Yeah, well, he must've
gotten the message.
417
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:10,327
He has a very fast mind.
418
00:17:10,328 --> 00:17:11,928
Oh, I am so happy.
Oh!
419
00:17:11,929 --> 00:17:13,630
Now I can hold my head up
420
00:17:13,631 --> 00:17:15,466
in front of
all those other genies.
421
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,134
Yeah, I thought you'd be pleased.
Oh!
422
00:17:17,135 --> 00:17:19,002
And you can tell
General Peterson that he...
423
00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:21,171
He's just gonna have to get
himself a new secretary.
424
00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:22,456
Mm. I will.
[BOTH LAUGH]
425
00:17:22,457 --> 00:17:24,541
General Anthony Nelson.
Yeah.
426
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:26,927
Oh, that sounds wonderful.
Well, I...
427
00:17:26,928 --> 00:17:27,978
Jeannie.
428
00:17:27,979 --> 00:17:29,413
Uh, hello, Tony.
General.
429
00:17:29,414 --> 00:17:31,215
Can you make five copies
of those, please?
430
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,782
I'd like them
in the afternoon mail.
431
00:17:32,783 --> 00:17:33,943
Oh, yes, sir.
432
00:17:47,432 --> 00:17:49,233
Why, major?
433
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,601
I'm glad you asked me that, sir.
434
00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:51,901
Oh, but it is not "major."
435
00:17:51,902 --> 00:17:53,570
It is "general."
436
00:17:53,571 --> 00:17:55,522
Uh, general.
General Anthony Nelson.
437
00:17:55,523 --> 00:17:57,174
Did they not tell you?
438
00:17:57,175 --> 00:17:58,975
No.
439
00:17:58,976 --> 00:18:00,477
Did they tell you?
440
00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:01,578
No, sir.
No, sir.
441
00:18:01,579 --> 00:18:02,746
[CLEARS THROAT]
442
00:18:02,747 --> 00:18:03,847
Um, I can explain, sir.
443
00:18:03,848 --> 00:18:05,249
I was trying
to impress the girl.
444
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,617
You know how it is.
445
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,818
A beautiful girl and a pair
of stars on the shoulder.
446
00:18:08,819 --> 00:18:10,521
It's a very impressive
thing and, uh...
447
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:12,189
You were young...
When you were young...
448
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,540
It's a practical joke, really.
449
00:18:13,541 --> 00:18:15,359
Next time you try
a little joke like this,
450
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:18,328
you'll be headed straight
for a court-martial.
451
00:18:18,329 --> 00:18:20,797
Take those stars off, major.
452
00:18:23,901 --> 00:18:26,303
So you are not a general.
453
00:18:26,304 --> 00:18:30,507
You... You tried to trick me,
so that I would quit my job.
454
00:18:30,508 --> 00:18:33,810
Well... Well, now...
N-now I will never quit.
455
00:18:33,811 --> 00:18:36,913
Not until you are
a full-bird general.
456
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:40,250
What do you want?
457
00:18:40,251 --> 00:18:41,618
[MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]
458
00:18:44,439 --> 00:18:45,672
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
459
00:18:45,673 --> 00:18:47,474
Come in.
460
00:18:47,475 --> 00:18:48,475
Dr. Bellows.
461
00:18:48,476 --> 00:18:49,476
Yes?
462
00:18:49,477 --> 00:18:50,510
Amos Lincoln, CIA.
463
00:18:50,511 --> 00:18:51,778
Oh, hello,
Mr. Lincoln.
464
00:18:51,779 --> 00:18:53,047
Uh, sit down, won't you.
465
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,214
Thank you.
466
00:18:54,215 --> 00:18:55,849
I'm sorry I couldn't
get here sooner.
467
00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:57,751
Our flight from Washington
was delayed.
468
00:18:57,752 --> 00:18:59,553
You flew in from Washington?
Uh-huh.
469
00:18:59,554 --> 00:19:01,956
Oh, you really needn't
have bothered, Mr. Lincoln.
470
00:19:01,957 --> 00:19:03,890
I was only making
a routine inquiry
471
00:19:03,891 --> 00:19:05,392
about one of our employees.
472
00:19:05,393 --> 00:19:08,128
Well, it may have started out
as a routine matter, doctor,
473
00:19:08,129 --> 00:19:10,881
but at this point,
it's on the top priority list
474
00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:12,766
of half a dozen
government agencies.
475
00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:14,268
I don't understand.
476
00:19:14,269 --> 00:19:17,571
First of all, there's no record
of a Miss Jeannie Jeannie
477
00:19:17,572 --> 00:19:19,506
having been born in Chicago.
478
00:19:19,507 --> 00:19:20,607
I knew it.
479
00:19:20,608 --> 00:19:23,344
Or anywhere else
in the United States.
480
00:19:23,345 --> 00:19:24,845
You mean, she's an alien?
481
00:19:24,846 --> 00:19:26,446
Well, if she is,
she's here illegally.
482
00:19:26,447 --> 00:19:28,682
The Immigration Department
has no record of her
483
00:19:28,683 --> 00:19:30,985
ever having entered the country.
484
00:19:30,986 --> 00:19:33,053
The Department of Health,
Education and Welfare
485
00:19:33,054 --> 00:19:35,122
has no social security
application from her.
486
00:19:35,123 --> 00:19:37,590
And the Air Force has
no security clearance
487
00:19:37,591 --> 00:19:40,110
on Miss Jeannie Jeannie.
488
00:19:40,111 --> 00:19:43,247
LINCOLN: The FBI is investigating
it for a possible sabotage angle.
489
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,688
You beginning
to get the picture?
490
00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:47,585
That's incredible.
491
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:48,869
Doctor,
492
00:19:48,870 --> 00:19:51,805
I've been with the bureau
for over 15 years,
493
00:19:51,806 --> 00:19:54,608
and this is the first time
we haven't been able to turn up
494
00:19:54,609 --> 00:19:56,844
one single statistic
on a person.
495
00:19:56,845 --> 00:19:58,379
For all we've been able
to find out,
496
00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:00,681
she might've sprung up
out of thin air.
497
00:20:00,682 --> 00:20:02,266
BELLOWS:
She came from somewhere.
498
00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:04,351
That's right.
Don't worry.
499
00:20:04,352 --> 00:20:06,970
Before we're through, we'll be
able to tell you everything
500
00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:08,571
there is to know
about that girl.
501
00:20:14,078 --> 00:20:15,178
I've gotta talk to you.
502
00:20:15,179 --> 00:20:16,413
Here, look at this.
503
00:20:16,414 --> 00:20:18,615
General Gillian and his wife
are sponsoring a ball
504
00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:20,133
for the orphans Saturday night.
505
00:20:20,134 --> 00:20:21,985
Boy, some of those
generals' wives. Whew.
506
00:20:21,986 --> 00:20:23,554
Roger.
We're in trouble.
507
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,755
We're in trouble?
508
00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:26,389
I mean, I'm in trouble.
Oh, you are.
509
00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:28,592
The CIA is here. Shh.
510
00:20:28,593 --> 00:20:29,760
The CIA is here?
511
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:30,861
That's right.
512
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,763
Not only that,
every department and agency
513
00:20:32,764 --> 00:20:34,932
in the United States
government is after Jeannie.
514
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,567
Oh. Well, what happened
to your plan?
515
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,568
Did it work?
516
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,369
No.
It backfired.
517
00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:42,105
If they get ahold of her, they're
gonna have her whole life story
518
00:20:42,106 --> 00:20:43,340
in two minutes, and mine.
519
00:20:43,341 --> 00:20:45,342
Your only chance is
to get her out of here, then.
520
00:20:45,343 --> 00:20:46,844
Don't you think I've tried that?
521
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:48,612
She won't go. She's...
She's staying here
522
00:20:48,613 --> 00:20:51,053
because she thinks she's doing
me some kind of a favor.
523
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:52,850
I've got it.
524
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,417
Hm?
I've got it.
525
00:20:54,418 --> 00:20:56,553
The last time you got it,
you really had it.
526
00:20:57,655 --> 00:20:58,956
I'm gonna need your help.
527
00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:00,858
Now, I want you to listen carefully.
What?
528
00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:02,325
You know those pictures?
Yeah.
529
00:21:02,326 --> 00:21:04,595
The ones you have in
your drawer of the girlfriends.
530
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,846
Drawer pictures. Yeah.
531
00:21:08,399 --> 00:21:09,766
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
532
00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:10,888
Jeannie.
533
00:21:12,737 --> 00:21:13,903
H-hello, master.
534
00:21:13,904 --> 00:21:14,854
Hello.
535
00:21:14,855 --> 00:21:16,740
You are not angry with me?
536
00:21:16,741 --> 00:21:18,107
Angry with you?
No.
537
00:21:18,108 --> 00:21:19,810
As a matter of fact,
I'm grateful to you.
538
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:22,346
You are? Well.
539
00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:23,580
What have I done?
540
00:21:23,581 --> 00:21:25,114
Oh, it's not what you've done.
541
00:21:25,115 --> 00:21:27,150
It's what you're gonna do.
542
00:21:27,151 --> 00:21:29,535
General Anthony Nelson.
543
00:21:29,536 --> 00:21:31,921
I thought you did not want
to be a general?
544
00:21:31,922 --> 00:21:34,290
[LAUGHING] No, Jeannie, I
must've been out of my mind.
545
00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:36,326
Do you realize what this
means to me?
546
00:21:36,327 --> 00:21:38,428
This means that I'm gonna be
the youngest general
547
00:21:38,429 --> 00:21:40,013
in the United States Air Force.
Yes.
548
00:21:40,014 --> 00:21:42,766
Mm. It's gonna be a pay hike,
uh, uh, power,
549
00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:44,434
uh, more prestige, privilege...
550
00:21:44,435 --> 00:21:46,953
Oh, I knew you would
change your mind.
551
00:21:46,954 --> 00:21:49,506
How soon can you arrange it?
Oh, right away. Uh...
552
00:21:49,507 --> 00:21:50,640
This afternoon?
553
00:21:50,641 --> 00:21:52,442
Good, good, good.
That's wonderful.
554
00:21:52,443 --> 00:21:54,277
And now, uh...
Now, wait a minute.
555
00:21:54,278 --> 00:21:55,779
You better give me
a couple of days.
556
00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:57,748
Uh, I still have a few things
to clear up first.
557
00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:59,383
What?
558
00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:03,152
Well, I just, uh... I have a few
things to clear up first.
559
00:22:04,088 --> 00:22:05,355
Everything's all set.
560
00:22:05,356 --> 00:22:07,056
Oh, good. I thought
you'd never get here.
561
00:22:07,057 --> 00:22:09,158
I thought you could take
Eloise out to breakfast.
562
00:22:09,159 --> 00:22:10,260
Uh-huh.
563
00:22:10,261 --> 00:22:11,778
And you could take Edna
out to lunch.
564
00:22:11,779 --> 00:22:13,062
Yeah.
565
00:22:13,063 --> 00:22:15,164
And you could just pick one
of these beauties here
566
00:22:15,165 --> 00:22:16,767
for dinner, huh.
Any one of those.
567
00:22:16,768 --> 00:22:18,635
Ah, yeah.
568
00:22:18,636 --> 00:22:20,837
Juanita. I'll take
her out to dinner,
569
00:22:20,838 --> 00:22:22,522
and we'll see
which one of these will do.
570
00:22:22,523 --> 00:22:24,808
Ooh, wh-wh-which one
of these will do what?
571
00:22:24,809 --> 00:22:26,209
Who...? Who are they?
572
00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:28,177
Oh, one of these girls
is gonna be my wife.
573
00:22:28,178 --> 00:22:30,213
Your wife?
Isn't that great?
574
00:22:30,214 --> 00:22:32,382
Tony told me you arranged
to have him made general,
575
00:22:32,383 --> 00:22:34,885
and, of course, everybody knows
a general has to be married.
576
00:22:34,886 --> 00:22:37,020
So I brought over
a few pictures here
577
00:22:37,021 --> 00:22:38,855
to view the eligible girls
in town.
578
00:22:38,856 --> 00:22:40,791
Generals have to be married?
579
00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:42,325
Oh, yes. Yes.
580
00:22:42,326 --> 00:22:44,628
Uh, that's one of the rules.
581
00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:45,909
Now...
582
00:22:47,031 --> 00:22:49,265
What have I done?
583
00:22:52,553 --> 00:22:54,020
Master?
About Juanita, I think...
584
00:22:54,021 --> 00:22:56,356
You mean, in order to be
a general, you must have a wife?
585
00:22:56,357 --> 00:22:58,191
Oh, yeah. That's right.
Oh!
586
00:23:01,979 --> 00:23:03,547
You cannot marry
any of these girls.
587
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,248
Why not? They're
really all quite nice.
588
00:23:05,249 --> 00:23:07,717
Yes, you don't have to worry.
I'm gonna pick out a good one.
589
00:23:07,718 --> 00:23:09,218
Well, I think I have
made a mistake.
590
00:23:09,219 --> 00:23:10,386
Huh?
591
00:23:10,387 --> 00:23:13,523
Uh, uh, y-y-you are much
too young to be a general.
592
00:23:13,524 --> 00:23:14,758
I am?
593
00:23:14,759 --> 00:23:17,928
Would you be terribly upset
if you were not a general?
594
00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:18,962
Well, I don't know.
595
00:23:18,963 --> 00:23:21,331
I kinda had my heart set on it,
Jeannie.
596
00:23:21,332 --> 00:23:23,500
But if... If you don't think
it's a good idea, then...
597
00:23:23,501 --> 00:23:25,469
Oh, it is
a terrible idea, master.
598
00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:26,970
Yeah. All right,
then I won't.
599
00:23:26,971 --> 00:23:28,338
Oh, thank you.
Ha-ha!
600
00:23:28,339 --> 00:23:29,739
You go home and fix some dinner,
601
00:23:29,740 --> 00:23:30,974
and I'll be there later.
602
00:23:30,975 --> 00:23:32,476
Oh, no. Please let me
stay with you.
603
00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:34,143
No, really.
I'd rather you go home now.
604
00:23:34,144 --> 00:23:35,445
But I want to play secretary.
605
00:23:35,446 --> 00:23:36,947
Now, really.
Now.
606
00:23:36,948 --> 00:23:38,748
Very well.
607
00:23:39,367 --> 00:23:40,450
I did it.
I did it.
608
00:23:40,451 --> 00:23:41,918
You did it? I did it.
I was helping.
609
00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:43,586
I was the one who
brought the pictures.
610
00:23:43,587 --> 00:23:44,888
Oh, you were great.
Ha-ha-ha!
611
00:23:44,889 --> 00:23:46,589
I told you, when she
saw those pictures,
612
00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:47,623
she'd flip.
613
00:23:47,624 --> 00:23:49,359
One picture is worth
a thousand words.
614
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,861
Oh, you sure fooled her, boy.
615
00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:52,595
[MAGIC BOINGS]
[LAUGHS]
616
00:23:52,596 --> 00:23:55,465
Well, you're still the old master.
Yeah.
617
00:23:55,466 --> 00:23:56,799
Oh, God, I hated to do it...
618
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,902
We're looking for Miss Jeannie.
Have you seen her?
619
00:23:58,903 --> 00:24:01,004
Uh, Jean... Miss Jeannie.
Oh, no, you mean the girl
620
00:24:01,005 --> 00:24:02,805
that was just here?
No, she's gone.
621
00:24:02,806 --> 00:24:04,374
When will she be back?
I don't think
622
00:24:04,375 --> 00:24:06,176
she's coming back.
Uh, that's right.
623
00:24:06,177 --> 00:24:07,417
Well, we'll find her.
624
00:24:08,512 --> 00:24:11,047
You're wearing sergeant stripes,
major.
625
00:24:11,048 --> 00:24:13,250
Yeah, what are you doing
in these sergeant stripes?
626
00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:15,218
Would you mind explaining that,
Major Nelson?
627
00:24:15,219 --> 00:24:16,452
Yes...
Yeah.
628
00:24:16,453 --> 00:24:18,121
Whose side are you on?
629
00:24:18,122 --> 00:24:19,789
Uh, uh, uh, uh, sir, it...
It actually...
630
00:24:19,790 --> 00:24:21,224
Well, I have this girlfriend,
631
00:24:21,225 --> 00:24:23,693
a-and she sometimes
just doesn't...
632
00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:31,818
[?]
633
00:24:31,868 --> 00:24:36,418
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