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It must be nice to have someone
give you a birthday party.
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Well, you should know.
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You must have had hundreds...
Thousands of 'em.
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Oh, I have never had
a birthday party, master.
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You...? You've never had...?
Well, how can that be, Jeannie?
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I do not know
when my birthday is.
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I'm afraid there's
no way to find out.
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You... You see, it all
happened so long ago,
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that it's almost impossible...
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Jeannie!
What are you doing?
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Doing?
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I hate to seem rude, but, uh...
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one of your feet is missing.
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[GASPS]
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It is happening.
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TONY & ROGER:
What's happening?
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Whenever I get very unhappy,
I begin to vanish.
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What are you going
to do, master?
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Jeannie, you can't stay there.
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Now, pull yourself together
and go on home.
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I have tried, master.
It is no use.
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Oh, I have become so unhappy
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because I do not know
when my birthday is,
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that I have lost my power.
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Yeah, but...
[DOOR OPENS]
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Sorry.
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Is, uh, part of Jeannie
still missing?
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Yeah, I'm afraid so.
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ROGER:
You know what they say,
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half a genie is better
than none at all.
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That's what they say.
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Yeah, Roger, we've gotta find
out when her birthday is.
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Well, back to ERIC.
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Who is this ERIC?
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ERIC is a computing machine,
uh, Jeannie.
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It's the greatest mechanical
brain in the world.
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A-and this machine knows
when my birthday is?
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Well, it will when we're through
feeding it some information.
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Oh!
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Dr. Bellows.
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Oh, Dr. Bellows.
Major Healey.
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Yes, sir.
What do you have there, sir?
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My files.
I'm ready to move in.
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[?]
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[?]
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Did you say you're ready
to move in now, sir?
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Well, yes.
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I'm gonna use your office
while they're painting mine.
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Oh, uh, do you really think
you'd better?
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Well, you'll be in Alaska.
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Is there any reason
why I shouldn't use your office?
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Oh, no, no, of course not.
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No, no. Of course not.
You can use my office.
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It has a nice southern exposure.
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Yes.
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The southern exposure here
is just fine, thank you.
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Let me clean out
my desk for you.
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I've got a few...
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Don't bother.
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I'll just, uh, move
your things to one side.
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Well...
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Excuse me.
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Oh, uh, do you have a pencil?
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Oh, yes.
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[TONY & ROGER BABBLING]
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It's no bother, sir.
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[STAMMERING] Oh.
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Here we are.
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That'll be all, gentlemen.
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Oh, yes, of course, sir.
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I'll just, uh, pick up
some of my personal things.
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Roge.
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Gentlemen?
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[CHUCKLING] Sorry, sir.
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Of course, sir.
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Feel free to use any...
Anything in the office.
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Feel free, sir.
Very free.
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Why don't we go in my office
and plan some strategy, okay?
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Look, you can't let Dr. Bellows
stay in your office.
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He'll find Jeannie.
I know that.
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I gotta get him out of there.
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You know what you need?
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What?
A genie.
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Yeah...
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Why don't we go over
to the computer
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and find out
Jeannie's birthday, huh?
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I'm afraid you'll have
to do it alone, Roge.
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I gotta think of a way
to keep Dr. Bellows busy.
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Well, how?
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I don't know how.
I'll think of something.
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While you're thinking,
why don't I have ERIC
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figure out Jeannie's birthday?
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She'll get happy,
her powers will come back
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and all of our troubles
will be over.
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You know how to work ERIC?
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There's only one thing:
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We don't have enough
information to feed it.
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Well, it gave us
the date before.
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Yeah, but we don't know
if the dates are correct.
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What we need is more facts.
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Facts?
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Her own mother doesn't
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even remember her birthday.
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How are we gonna come up
with any information?
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Ah, that's it.
That's it. Astrology.
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Astrology?
Astrology.
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Astro... I don't believe
in astrology.
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I don't even believe in genies.
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But Jeannie believes
in astrology.
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Now, do you want
to help her or don't you?
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Of course. I'd do anything
in the world for her.
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This is your only chance.
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All right, all right,
how could it help?
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All right. Different people
were born in different months
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with different
characteristics, right?
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We have to find out
Jeannie's characteristics,
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feed them to the machine, and
we come up with her birthday.
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[LAUGHING] That's the most
ridiculous thing I ever heard of.
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I mean, even if I went
along with you on this,
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where would we find a book
on astrology at NASA?
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Now, don't laugh.
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Astrology For You.
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Tony, it'll work.
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Now, we know Jeannie was born
in 64 B.C.
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Now, all we have to do
is feed her characteristics
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to the machine.
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And the fact that Neptune
was in Scorpio
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when she was born, we'll come up
with the whole thing.
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All right, we'll do it.
And you know why?
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Why?
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Because I'm desperate.
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I'm telling you, it'll work.
It's a cinch.
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Now, all we have to do
is program her personality.
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How would you describe her?
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What do you mean?
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Nice, funny, happy?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Uh, stubborn.
She's stubborn.
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She's stubborn.
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She's imprac...
I better write this down.
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Yes, stubborn's good.
That's a good start.
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Stubborn.
Stubborn.
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Um... impractical.
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Impractical.
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Now, she's impulsive.
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Impulsive.
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Warm-hearted.
Warm-hearted.
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Yeah.
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Generous.
Very generous.
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Generous, yes.
Very generous.
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Sentimental.
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Loyal.
Loyal's good.
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Um, she's, uh... friendly.
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Friendly.
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And beautiful.
Scratch beautiful.
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Why? I think
she's beautiful.
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Don't you?
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To you, she may be beautiful,
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but not to ERIC.
Huh?
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To him, beautiful is
another machine
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that looks just like him.
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Well, that oughta do it.
I'll get back to Dr. Bellows.
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Yeah, you sure
you can handle this, huh?
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Yeah. Can you?
Good luck.
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Oh, hello, sir.
Is everything all right?
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Well, shouldn't it be?
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Yeah, oh, yes, of course.
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Uh, do you find
the office comfortable?
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Oh, it's just fine, major.
Uh, was that all?
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No, sir. I'd like
to speak to you, please.
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Well, could it wait
until a little later?
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I... I'm in the middle
of a report
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that General Peterson's...
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It's urgent, sir. I feel
it's really quite urgent.
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Oh? Sit down.
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If you don't mind,
I'd rather lie down.
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What's your problem?
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Well, it all started
when I was a small boy.
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"Impractical...
and irresponsible."
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It sounds like
a girlfriend of mine.
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Let's see...
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And then when I was 3 years old,
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I wanted a dog.
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Oh, not just any kind of a dog.
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No, not for me. I...
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I wanted a mongrel.
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Uh, major...
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Is that significant, doctor?
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If you could just tell me
what your problem is.
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I'm getting there.
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My father wouldn't buy me a dog.
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So I stole one.
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BELLOWS:
Major,
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General Peterson is waiting
for this report.
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If your dog can wait.
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Oh, the dog can wait, I can't.
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You see, when I walk down
the street now and I see a dog,
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I have this terrible compulsion
to kidnap it.
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Kidnap it?
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, it's not just dogs.
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It's chickens and sheep
and goats and horses...
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Just a moment.
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Let me get my pad.
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Now, uh, you were saying
that you had this urge
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to kidnap horses?
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"Mischievous...
and optimistic."
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Ah, there, that should do it.
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Now, ERIC, you've got
to come through for us, ERIC.
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I've never asked you to do
any favors before.
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Okay?
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And so, in less than a year,
I collected 33 dogs,
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27 cats, seven horses, and...
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And a milk cow.
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That's the most amazing thing
I've ever heard.
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Um, where do you keep
all these animals, major?
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Oh, in... In barns mostly.
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Why, that's amazing.
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Is it?
Oh, yeah.
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We're really onto something.
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Where you going, doctor?
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Well, I'm going to start
writing this up.
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I haven't told you
about the fish.
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Fish?
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Yes.
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Fine machine you are.
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You can't even figure out a date
that happened 2000 years ago.
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Jeannie was born...
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Oh, oh, we did it.
We did it!
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Oh, I'm so happy, I'll kiss you.
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I sure hope you're
a girl machine.
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Well, that's what
happened to me.
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That's not so unusual, major.
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And then it started
talking to me.
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You mean,
it, uh, moved its mouth?
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I mean it talked.
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What did it say?
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Well, it had this high,
squeaky, little voice,
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and it said...
It said...
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[DOOR OPENS]
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ROGER:
Tony!
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Major Healey.
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Oh, Dr. Bellows.
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I'm busy, Major Healey.
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Oh, sorry, just came in
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to wish someone
a happy birthday.
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Oh, you found
somebody's birthday?
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Certainly did. TONY: Wonderful.
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I'm just as sentimental
as the next man, Major Healey,
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but I'm in the middle
of a psychoanalysis.
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Would you mind closing the door
behind you as you leave?
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Oh, I'm finished telling you
about my dream, sir.
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Your dream?
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Yes, oh, didn't I tell you?
257
00:10:39,738 --> 00:10:41,372
That was a dream
I had last night.
258
00:10:41,373 --> 00:10:44,508
You mean, you don't have
a compulsion to steal animals?
259
00:10:44,509 --> 00:10:46,677
Well, no, sir.
I mean, I love animals,
260
00:10:46,678 --> 00:10:48,846
but I certainly wouldn't go
around stealing them.
261
00:10:48,847 --> 00:10:49,947
Not Tony.
262
00:10:49,948 --> 00:10:54,051
A dream? Well, excuse me,
stay right here.
263
00:10:54,052 --> 00:10:55,972
Yes.
I'll be right back.
264
00:10:57,689 --> 00:11:00,191
I did it! I did it!
I'm proud of you.
265
00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:01,459
Oh, ERIC and I are probably
266
00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,961
the smartest brains
in the world. Oh!
267
00:11:03,962 --> 00:11:06,030
Hey, Jeannie, Jeannie,
did you hear that?
268
00:11:06,031 --> 00:11:07,198
We found your birthday.
269
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,534
Oh, yes, master.
I am so happy.
270
00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:11,101
[LAUGHING]
271
00:11:11,102 --> 00:11:12,436
Oh!
272
00:11:12,437 --> 00:11:14,572
Oh, master, look, look!
273
00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:18,509
Oh, my feet are back,
my feet are back.
274
00:11:19,995 --> 00:11:22,046
Oh, I am so happy.
275
00:11:22,047 --> 00:11:24,815
Oh, thank you,
Major Healey, thank you.
276
00:11:24,816 --> 00:11:27,018
Well, it's really nothing,
Jeannie. It's just, uh...
277
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,485
Are you sure
there's no mistakes?
278
00:11:28,486 --> 00:11:29,486
Mistake?
279
00:11:29,487 --> 00:11:30,854
ERIC and I never make mistakes.
280
00:11:30,855 --> 00:11:31,855
Give us the date.
281
00:11:31,856 --> 00:11:33,457
This will kill you.
It was so obvious.
282
00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:35,760
We should've thought
about it in the first place.
283
00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:37,512
When is my birthday,
Major Healey?
284
00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:38,896
All right, I'll give you a clue.
285
00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:41,349
Uh, the month is in the title
of a popular song.
286
00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:42,633
Ugh!
287
00:11:42,634 --> 00:11:45,069
Roge, there's a lot of months
in the title of songs.
288
00:11:45,070 --> 00:11:46,904
Yeah. Okay, I'll give you
another clue.
289
00:11:46,905 --> 00:11:49,023
Uh, it's my favorite month
of the year.
290
00:11:49,024 --> 00:11:50,908
TONY:
That's all very well,
291
00:11:50,909 --> 00:11:52,843
but I don't know your favorite
month of the year.
292
00:11:52,844 --> 00:11:55,329
Now, come on, stop horsing
around and give us the date.
293
00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:57,648
Well, look, I spent a lot
of time looking for this.
294
00:11:57,649 --> 00:12:00,084
I mean, I got a right
to tell it to you slowly.
295
00:12:00,085 --> 00:12:01,786
Ooh, Major Healey!
296
00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,471
All right,
I'll give you another clue.
297
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:06,707
My grandfather was born
on the same day.
298
00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,542
Roger, if you don't
give us the date,
299
00:12:08,543 --> 00:12:10,344
your grandfather is gonna
have a grandson
300
00:12:10,345 --> 00:12:11,763
that was murdered on this date.
301
00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:14,048
I am dying to know.
302
00:12:14,049 --> 00:12:16,150
Okay, boy, you're gonna
love your birthday.
303
00:12:16,151 --> 00:12:17,769
I wish I was born on this date.
304
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:18,669
What is it?
305
00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:20,071
Uh, Jeannie's birthday is...
306
00:12:21,056 --> 00:12:22,356
When is it? What...? What...?
307
00:12:22,357 --> 00:12:23,925
Oh, uh, General Peterson.
308
00:12:23,926 --> 00:12:26,944
Tony, you were scheduled to go
on a survival mission to Alaska.
309
00:12:26,945 --> 00:12:28,713
Yes, sir, I'll be ready
in a few minutes.
310
00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:29,814
I'm changing your orders.
311
00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:31,382
What for, sir?
312
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:34,285
Dr. Bellows tells me you're
in the middle of some therapy.
313
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:35,903
Therapy? Oh, no, sir.
314
00:12:35,904 --> 00:12:38,456
I was just telling him
about a dream I had last night.
315
00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:40,975
It's not just
an ordinary dream, major.
316
00:12:40,976 --> 00:12:44,996
That dream is gonna prove to be
the key to your whole problem.
317
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:46,664
You'll be going in Tony's place.
318
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,249
Me?
319
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,550
A survival mission to Alaska?
320
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:50,918
PETERSON:
That's right.
321
00:12:50,919 --> 00:12:53,671
There's a B-57 waiting
for you on the field.
322
00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:55,423
You mean, we're
leaving right away?
323
00:12:55,424 --> 00:12:56,407
Right now!
324
00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:58,242
Well, he can't leave
right now, sir.
325
00:12:58,243 --> 00:12:59,811
May I have a word
with him alone?
326
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,061
There isn't time.
327
00:13:01,062 --> 00:13:03,898
You're going to have
a word with me, major.
328
00:13:03,899 --> 00:13:06,666
Why don't we just lie down
right where we can talk.
329
00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:08,468
And we're going to start
at the beginning.
330
00:13:08,469 --> 00:13:10,470
Uh, remember the friend
we were talking about,
331
00:13:10,471 --> 00:13:11,772
the information you had for him?
332
00:13:11,773 --> 00:13:13,424
Yeah, well, just tell
your friend...
333
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:15,293
Let's go, major.
We're on a tight schedule.
334
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:16,493
Sir I...
He can't leave now.
335
00:13:16,494 --> 00:13:18,696
He better leave now!
336
00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:20,898
As you were saying,
you have no problem.
337
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:25,154
Oh, boy, do I have a problem.
338
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,242
[?]
339
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:34,492
Jeannie!
340
00:13:34,963 --> 00:13:36,714
Jeannie, would you
come out please?
341
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:37,848
I'd like to talk to you.
342
00:13:37,849 --> 00:13:40,117
Ooh!
343
00:13:57,569 --> 00:13:59,286
Look, I...
I know you're upset,
344
00:13:59,287 --> 00:14:01,155
but I want you to know
it's not my fault.
345
00:14:01,156 --> 00:14:02,740
You tricked me.
346
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:05,492
I do not believe Major Healey
knows when my birthday is.
347
00:14:05,493 --> 00:14:07,928
Now, tell the truth.
348
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,982
Now, listen, that'll be
enough of that, young lady.
349
00:14:11,983 --> 00:14:14,551
I'll tell you, I'm not gonna
stand for any of this...
350
00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:17,120
I should never have
listened to you.
351
00:14:17,121 --> 00:14:18,339
You lied to me.
352
00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:20,041
Admit it.
353
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,843
Now, knock that off.
354
00:14:22,844 --> 00:14:25,145
It isn't my fault
Roger likes to play games.
355
00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:27,231
[BLEATING]
356
00:14:27,232 --> 00:14:28,933
Both you and Major Healey
deceived me.
357
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:31,602
I... I am going to leave here
and find a new master.
358
00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:33,804
Someone who will care about me.
359
00:14:36,391 --> 00:14:38,359
Jeannie, please, would you stop
360
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,744
just a minute and listen to me?
361
00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:40,945
I wasn't lying to you.
362
00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:42,613
We did find out
when your birthday is.
363
00:14:42,614 --> 00:14:44,332
Ah, then when is it?
364
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:45,950
Major Healey knows.
365
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,251
Now, now, please,
366
00:14:47,252 --> 00:14:48,769
he'll be back in two weeks.
367
00:14:48,770 --> 00:14:50,437
I cannot wait two weeks!
368
00:14:50,438 --> 00:14:54,275
Oh, I would like to turn
Major Healey into a...
369
00:14:54,276 --> 00:14:57,545
A mosquito and put him
into a pond full of frogs.
370
00:14:57,546 --> 00:15:00,881
You know, that's one of the best
ideas you ever had.
371
00:15:00,882 --> 00:15:02,316
[CHUCKLING] Oh.
372
00:15:02,317 --> 00:15:04,951
Don't be unhappy, Jeannie.
Just be patient, hm?
373
00:15:04,952 --> 00:15:07,087
Oh, it is not easy, master.
374
00:15:07,088 --> 00:15:08,855
I know.
375
00:15:08,856 --> 00:15:10,524
Well, now, please
don't do that again.
376
00:15:10,525 --> 00:15:11,692
Please don't do that again.
377
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:12,759
I got something in my eye.
378
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,728
Huh, oh, let me see.
379
00:15:14,729 --> 00:15:17,364
Now, look up.
All right, look down.
380
00:15:17,365 --> 00:15:19,900
I am sorry if
I was difficult, master.
381
00:15:19,901 --> 00:15:22,062
Oh, that's all right.
I understand.
382
00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:25,506
[PHONE RINGS]
383
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:26,773
Here.
384
00:15:29,527 --> 00:15:31,195
Hello, Tony Nelson here.
385
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,596
ROGER:
Hello, Tony?
386
00:15:32,597 --> 00:15:33,965
Oh, hi, Roge.
387
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:35,433
You see,
our problems are solved.
388
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,884
Oh!
389
00:15:36,885 --> 00:15:39,587
I only got a minute.
We're going out on a mission.
390
00:15:39,588 --> 00:15:42,306
Yeah, but Jeannie's
pretty anxious about this, Roge.
391
00:15:42,307 --> 00:15:43,507
Yeah, I can imagine.
392
00:15:43,508 --> 00:15:46,010
It was funny what happened,
wasn't it? Ha, ha.
393
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,129
Roger, unless you're eager
to become a mosquito
394
00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:50,231
in a pond of frogs,
you better give me the date.
395
00:15:50,232 --> 00:15:51,531
Is it a good month, master?
396
00:15:51,532 --> 00:15:53,033
I don't know.
He hasn't told me yet.
397
00:15:53,034 --> 00:15:55,102
Listen, Jeannie's gonna loveher birthday.
398
00:15:55,103 --> 00:15:57,738
Remember the clue? I said
the month was in a song title?
399
00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:00,074
Ooh, when is my birthday,
master? When is my birthday?
400
00:16:00,075 --> 00:16:02,026
He hasn't told me yet.
He's giving me clues.
401
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,445
Oh, hold on a minute, will ya?
402
00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:05,563
Roger!
403
00:16:06,414 --> 00:16:08,249
Roger!
404
00:16:08,983 --> 00:16:09,983
Oh.
405
00:16:09,984 --> 00:16:11,535
You still there?
406
00:16:11,536 --> 00:16:13,220
Yeah, and it's my favorite
month of the year.
407
00:16:13,221 --> 00:16:14,255
Never mind all that.
408
00:16:14,256 --> 00:16:15,372
Just tell me the date.
409
00:16:15,373 --> 00:16:16,540
Well, here it is:
410
00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:17,742
Jeannie's birthday is...
411
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,210
Major, major, everything
is ready, let's go.
412
00:16:20,211 --> 00:16:21,712
Yeah, look, I gotta go now.
413
00:16:21,713 --> 00:16:23,914
All right, I'll see youin a couple of weeks.
414
00:16:26,601 --> 00:16:28,952
Roger... List... Roger.
415
00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:30,654
He's done it again.
I don't believe it.
416
00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:32,289
He's done it again.
Ooh!
417
00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:33,390
Now, what are you gonna do?
418
00:16:33,391 --> 00:16:35,192
I am going to blink
Major Healey here.
419
00:16:35,193 --> 00:16:36,560
Yeah, well, you can't do that.
420
00:16:36,561 --> 00:16:38,645
Watch me, master.
421
00:16:38,646 --> 00:16:40,547
No, I know you can,
Jeannie, but you mustn't.
422
00:16:40,548 --> 00:16:42,215
Now, he's on
a very important mission.
423
00:16:42,216 --> 00:16:43,517
You mustn't pull him off of it.
424
00:16:43,518 --> 00:16:45,403
I want to know when I was born.
425
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:47,154
Well, he'll be back
in two more weeks.
426
00:16:47,155 --> 00:16:48,406
Two whole weeks.
427
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,624
Look, you haven't known
what your birthday is
428
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:51,859
for 2000 years,
429
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:54,077
a few days is not gonna
make that much difference.
430
00:16:54,078 --> 00:16:56,947
Huh? Please.
431
00:16:56,948 --> 00:16:58,015
Very well, master.
432
00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,800
[LAUGHING] Good girl.
433
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:01,068
I tell you what I'm gonna do.
434
00:17:01,069 --> 00:17:02,670
I'm gonna give you
a birthday party.
435
00:17:02,671 --> 00:17:05,339
But you do not know
when my birthday is.
436
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:06,590
Well, it doesn't matter.
437
00:17:06,591 --> 00:17:08,358
You can consider
this one kind of a...
438
00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:10,594
A pre-birthday party, hm?
439
00:17:10,595 --> 00:17:14,932
Oh, that is a lovely idea.
When shall we have it?
440
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:16,600
Well, um, tonight.
441
00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:19,303
Oh, it will be the first
birthday party I have ever had.
442
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:20,821
Whom shall we invite?
443
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,657
Yeah, that kind of presents
a problem, doesn't it?
444
00:17:23,658 --> 00:17:25,225
Oh, what problem, master?
445
00:17:25,226 --> 00:17:26,727
Well, for one thing,
446
00:17:26,728 --> 00:17:28,929
my friends don't know
about you, so I can't ask them.
447
00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:30,998
And you don't have
any friends, so...
448
00:17:30,999 --> 00:17:33,517
It'll just be the two of us.
449
00:17:33,518 --> 00:17:36,320
Jeannie, we'll have
a birthday cake,
450
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:37,688
and we'll have presents and...
451
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,924
I guarantee you,
it'll feel like a party.
452
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:42,760
Whatever you say, master.
453
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,544
Good, good.
454
00:17:44,545 --> 00:17:47,131
Well, I gotta get going.
I'll be back about 6:00.
455
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:48,349
Oh, where are you going?
456
00:17:48,350 --> 00:17:50,717
To think up some more dreams
for Dr. Bellows.
457
00:18:00,962 --> 00:18:02,195
Jeannie!
458
00:18:03,431 --> 00:18:04,682
Oh, Jeannie!
459
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,800
Jeannie?
460
00:18:06,801 --> 00:18:08,301
Good evening, master.
461
00:18:08,302 --> 00:18:10,170
Oh.
462
00:18:10,171 --> 00:18:12,439
Do you like
my pre-birthday dress?
463
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,675
Oh, it's beautiful.
464
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,644
Oh, thank you.
Leonardo da Vinci designed it.
465
00:18:17,645 --> 00:18:19,179
[LAUGHING]
Yeah. Who else?
466
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,547
Oh, here.
467
00:18:20,548 --> 00:18:25,419
Oh, master.
I am going to cry.
468
00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:28,822
We got champagne,
and we have caviar...
469
00:18:28,823 --> 00:18:29,857
and we're gonna have
470
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,725
the most beautiful party
anybody ever had.
471
00:18:31,726 --> 00:18:33,927
Oh, I am so excited.
472
00:18:33,928 --> 00:18:36,129
Oh, and it was such a surprise.
473
00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:40,351
How did you know that
I wanted a birthday party?
474
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,319
Psychic, I guess.
475
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:46,273
Oh, you are the most wonderful
master a genie ever had.
476
00:18:46,274 --> 00:18:48,808
Well, I haven't had too much
experience with this, Jeannie,
477
00:18:48,809 --> 00:18:51,578
but you're the most wonderful
genie a master ever had.
478
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:53,797
Oh.
479
00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:55,533
Here.
480
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,801
[GASPS]
481
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,004
Oh.
482
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:06,376
Oh, oh, it is lovely.
483
00:19:06,377 --> 00:19:09,713
Oh, master, thank you.
A little genie bottle.
484
00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:12,266
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
485
00:19:12,267 --> 00:19:14,468
I wish we could have
a lot of people at the party.
486
00:19:14,469 --> 00:19:15,935
Would you?
487
00:19:15,936 --> 00:19:18,071
[LAUGHING]
488
00:19:22,076 --> 00:19:23,843
Whee!
489
00:19:26,114 --> 00:19:31,051
Oh, uh, uh, Jeannie,
who are all these people?
490
00:19:31,052 --> 00:19:33,620
Oh, these are just
a few of my friends.
491
00:19:33,621 --> 00:19:36,490
Oh, this is Major Nelson.
492
00:19:36,491 --> 00:19:37,524
Thank you.
493
00:19:37,525 --> 00:19:39,226
Benjamin Franklin.
How do you do, sir?
494
00:19:39,227 --> 00:19:40,494
Cleopatra.
How do you do?
495
00:19:40,495 --> 00:19:42,329
Have you seen Mark Anthony?
496
00:19:42,330 --> 00:19:44,081
Well, not lately.
497
00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:46,016
Excuse us, please.
498
00:19:46,017 --> 00:19:48,219
This is Major Nelson,
Marie Antoinette.
499
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,054
How do you do?
William Shakespeare.
500
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:51,639
How do you do, sir?
501
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,974
You remind me
of my old friend, Yorick.
502
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:57,811
Alas, poor Yorick.
I knew him well.
503
00:19:57,812 --> 00:19:59,095
Romeo and Juliet.
504
00:19:59,096 --> 00:20:02,149
I... I beg your pardon, sir.
That's Hamlet.
505
00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:05,752
It was? Oh, well,
Hamlet, Romeo...
506
00:20:05,753 --> 00:20:08,989
when you've written one,
you've written them all.
507
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,441
Yes.
508
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:11,408
[LAUGHING]
509
00:20:11,409 --> 00:20:12,809
[SCREAMING]
510
00:20:15,980 --> 00:20:18,249
Henry, behave yourself.
511
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:21,669
Oh, that is perfectly
normal behavior.
512
00:20:21,670 --> 00:20:26,590
This is Major Nelson.
Uh, Sigmund Freud.
513
00:20:26,591 --> 00:20:27,958
Oh, how do you do, sir?
514
00:20:27,959 --> 00:20:29,242
And King Henry VIII.
515
00:20:29,243 --> 00:20:31,044
How do you do, sir?
How do you do, lad?
516
00:20:31,045 --> 00:20:32,379
Uh...
517
00:20:32,380 --> 00:20:34,214
I hope you do not mind, master.
518
00:20:34,215 --> 00:20:36,550
Mind? Of course not.
This is wonderful.
519
00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:38,485
Oh, then I do not have
to send them away?
520
00:20:38,486 --> 00:20:39,619
Oh, no, no, of course...
521
00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:41,588
Oh, there is somebody
I would like to see here.
522
00:20:41,589 --> 00:20:42,872
[DOOR OPENS]
523
00:20:42,873 --> 00:20:44,124
Um, Jeannie?
524
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:46,326
Jeannie, don't leave me here
with all these people.
525
00:20:46,327 --> 00:20:47,327
Major Nelson?
526
00:20:47,328 --> 00:20:49,029
Oh, Dr. Bellows.
How are you, sir?
527
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,030
I wasn't expecting you.
528
00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,031
Aren't you, uh...?
529
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:52,032
Benjamin Franklin.
530
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,902
Oh, yes. Well...
531
00:20:54,903 --> 00:20:57,704
Marie Antoinette.
532
00:20:57,705 --> 00:21:00,173
And isn't this
William Shakespeare?
533
00:21:00,174 --> 00:21:02,475
Well, he's not really
the real William...
534
00:21:02,476 --> 00:21:06,046
Oh, and aren't you
King Henry VIII?
535
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:10,016
Well, I...
Oh, Cleopatra.
536
00:21:10,017 --> 00:21:11,017
You caught me.
537
00:21:11,018 --> 00:21:12,485
Caught you?
Yes, sir.
538
00:21:12,486 --> 00:21:13,586
You're looking at some
539
00:21:13,587 --> 00:21:15,155
of the greatest figures
in history.
540
00:21:15,156 --> 00:21:18,792
Oh, yes.
541
00:21:18,793 --> 00:21:20,693
Sir, I knew this day
was gonna come.
542
00:21:20,694 --> 00:21:22,262
I might as well
tell you everything.
543
00:21:22,263 --> 00:21:23,797
Yes, and after you've told me,
544
00:21:23,798 --> 00:21:26,299
you think that I'm gonna rush
back and tell General Peterson
545
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:28,501
that you're entertaining
Cleopatra, Shakespeare,
546
00:21:28,502 --> 00:21:30,170
and King Henry VIII?
547
00:21:30,171 --> 00:21:32,705
Yes, well...
No, major.
548
00:21:32,706 --> 00:21:35,208
I don't know why you have
these guilt feelings
549
00:21:35,209 --> 00:21:37,944
about not inviting me
to your costume party,
550
00:21:37,945 --> 00:21:41,381
but we'll settle that at our
next little session, won't we?
551
00:21:41,382 --> 00:21:42,382
Cos...? Costume party?
552
00:21:42,383 --> 00:21:44,550
You know, uh,
some of the costumes
553
00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:46,754
are, uh, quite effective.
554
00:21:46,755 --> 00:21:48,438
Although...
555
00:21:48,439 --> 00:21:51,424
I think you're overdoing
the padding a bit, don't you?
556
00:21:51,425 --> 00:21:54,261
Oh, uh, Mr. Shakespeare?
557
00:21:54,262 --> 00:21:55,946
I've enjoyed your work.
558
00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:56,880
Thank you.
559
00:21:56,881 --> 00:21:59,183
And, uh, who are you
supposed to be?
560
00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:02,436
I am Dr. Sigmund Freud.
561
00:22:02,437 --> 00:22:06,339
Oh, I am a psychiatrist too.
562
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:12,629
Hm, well, uh,
enjoy your party, major.
563
00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:14,097
Yes.
I'll see you in the morning.
564
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,634
[GRUNTS]
565
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:26,160
Jeannie.
566
00:22:26,161 --> 00:22:27,143
Je...
567
00:22:27,144 --> 00:22:28,612
Is everything all right, master?
568
00:22:28,613 --> 00:22:29,963
Nothing is all right.
569
00:22:29,964 --> 00:22:31,181
Do you know how close I came
570
00:22:31,182 --> 00:22:33,049
to getting thrown out
of the space program?
571
00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:35,586
Oh, I am sorry, master.
572
00:22:35,587 --> 00:22:37,588
You're sorry. Listen,
get rid of these people.
573
00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:38,589
But you just said that...
574
00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:39,989
Yeah, I know,
but get rid of them.
575
00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:41,191
Oh.
576
00:22:41,192 --> 00:22:43,360
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
All except Dr. Freud.
577
00:22:43,361 --> 00:22:44,394
Um, oh, doctor?
578
00:22:44,395 --> 00:22:46,496
May I see you
for just a moment, sir?
579
00:22:46,497 --> 00:22:49,533
Uh, you see, I have
a little problem,
580
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:50,734
and seeing you're here,
581
00:22:50,735 --> 00:22:52,469
I might as well use
your talents.
582
00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:54,170
I, uh... I'm an astronaut.
583
00:22:54,171 --> 00:22:56,640
And one day, I landed
on this... This...
584
00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:58,041
Well, this deserted island,
585
00:22:58,042 --> 00:22:59,610
and I picked up a genie
out of a bottle
586
00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:00,777
and ever since, I...
587
00:23:00,778 --> 00:23:02,379
I haven't had a night's sleep...
588
00:23:06,917 --> 00:23:08,835
[?]
589
00:23:11,772 --> 00:23:12,972
Good morning, master.
590
00:23:12,973 --> 00:23:15,209
Good morning, Jeannie.
591
00:23:15,210 --> 00:23:17,043
Did you sleep well, master?
592
00:23:17,044 --> 00:23:20,146
Well, to tell you the truth,
I was a little excited to sleep.
593
00:23:20,147 --> 00:23:23,116
It's not every day a guy gets
to chat with Cleopatra
594
00:23:23,117 --> 00:23:25,151
and Henry VIII and
Sigmund Freud, huh?
595
00:23:25,152 --> 00:23:27,721
It was a lovely party,
was it not, master?
596
00:23:27,722 --> 00:23:28,955
Well, that it was.
597
00:23:28,956 --> 00:23:31,658
I can hardly wait
for Major Healey to return,
598
00:23:31,659 --> 00:23:33,860
so that I can find out
when my real birthday is.
599
00:23:33,861 --> 00:23:35,061
Hm.
Oh!
600
00:23:35,062 --> 00:23:36,863
It is so exciting to think
that from now on,
601
00:23:36,864 --> 00:23:39,833
I am going to have a birthday
just like everyone else.
602
00:23:39,834 --> 00:23:41,151
Yeah, that's right.
603
00:23:41,152 --> 00:23:43,871
Each year I am going
to be a year older.
604
00:23:43,872 --> 00:23:44,754
That's right.
605
00:23:44,755 --> 00:23:47,541
A year older.
606
00:23:47,542 --> 00:23:49,876
Oh, oh.
607
00:23:51,445 --> 00:23:52,445
[YELPS]
608
00:23:52,446 --> 00:23:53,613
Master, look.
Hm?
609
00:23:53,614 --> 00:23:55,281
Look, look, right there,
right there.
610
00:23:55,282 --> 00:23:57,083
There is a wrinkle.
Right... No, no, there.
611
00:23:57,084 --> 00:23:59,753
Oh, that's not a wrinkle.
That's not a wrinkle, Jeannie.
612
00:23:59,754 --> 00:24:00,921
It certainly is a wrinkle.
613
00:24:00,922 --> 00:24:02,488
That was not there yesterday.
614
00:24:02,489 --> 00:24:03,957
I am getting old and wrinkled.
615
00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:07,160
Oh, do you realize
that every year
616
00:24:07,161 --> 00:24:08,728
I am going to be a year older?
617
00:24:08,729 --> 00:24:10,864
Oh, if I had known
that having a birthday
618
00:24:10,865 --> 00:24:12,098
was going to be like this,
619
00:24:12,099 --> 00:24:13,967
I would have never of allowed
you to find out
620
00:24:13,968 --> 00:24:15,068
when my real birthday is.
621
00:24:15,069 --> 00:24:16,836
Oh, this will make me
so nervous, master.
622
00:24:16,837 --> 00:24:17,837
This is terrible.
623
00:24:17,838 --> 00:24:19,138
Why did you allow me to do this?
624
00:24:19,139 --> 00:24:20,239
You are my master.
625
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,808
You were supposed
to take care of me.
626
00:24:21,809 --> 00:24:24,209
After all, I'm only a genie...
627
00:24:26,464 --> 00:24:28,548
[?]
628
00:24:28,598 --> 00:24:33,148
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