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[?]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Master! [BUZZING]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, m-master, someone
is at the front door.
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[CONTINUES BUZZING]
[DOORBELL RINGS]
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ROGER:
Tony! Anybody home?
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[SIGHS]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Good morning, Major Healey.
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Oh, hi, Jeannie.
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Uh, where's Tony?
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Oh, Major Nelson
is getting dressed.
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Oh.
Would you like breakfast?
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No, I'm too excited
to eat. Phew.
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Oh!
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Has something happened?
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Oh, I-I'll say.
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I just got a call
from a friend who handles
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the Miss Universe
Beauty Contest.
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Uh-huh.
He's gonna fix Tony and me
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up with a date
with two of the contestants.
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Oh!
How about that?
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Ooh.
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Uh, you want Major Nelson
to go out
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with a beautiful girl tonight?
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Yeah, I gotta let him...
Let him know by 6:00.
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Oh, but Major Nelson
is taking me out to dinner.
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Well, no offense,
Jeannie, but, uh,
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Major Nelson can go out
with you any night.
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These girls are pretty special.
Phew.
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Am I not special?
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Let's let Major Nelson decide
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who he's gonna take to dinner.
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Oh, I...
I do not think so.
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Jeannie, is that somebody
at the door?
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Uh, no, master.
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No? Hey, Tony,
have I got news...
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[BARKS]
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[WHINING]
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[?]
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[?]
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Come on, Major Healey,
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you are going for a little walk.
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[BARKING]
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Jeannie, is that a dog?
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Go away, Major Healey.
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Go away.
Go away.
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Are you going to take me out
to dinner tonight, master?
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Sure, of course.
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We have a date, remember?
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Hah. Well, I was not sure
whether you remembered.
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Yeah, I could of sworn
I heard a dog barking in here.
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Shall I wear this tonight,
master?
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[GIGGLING]
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Hey, that's lovely.
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Oh, I am glad
that it pleases you, master.
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Yeah. Where's Roger?
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Roger?
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You know, Major Healey.
Major Healey?
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Yeah, what's goin' on
around here anyhow?
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What's going on around here?
Yeah.
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Will you stop repeating
everything I say?
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I... I heard Roger's voice,
and then I... I...
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I heard a dog bark...
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Have you done something
with Roger?
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Where should we go
for dinner tonight?
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Where...?
Where's Major Healey?
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We can go dancing.
Now...
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Answer my question, Jeannie.
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Whe...? Where's Major Healey?
Now, come on.
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Well, I do not know
where Major Healey is, master.
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Yeah, but he was here, though,
wasn't he?
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Yes, master.
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Who barked?
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Major Healey.
[LAUGHS]
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Jeannie, you turned Roger
into a dog?
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Why did you do
a thing like that?
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I thought you like Major Healey.
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Oh, yes, master,
I am very fond of him.
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Wh-what made you
do that?
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Well, I-I-I will tell you
after 6:00.
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Oh, no, Jeannie,
you're gonna tell me right now.
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I want you to change him back
into... Into Roger. Ch... Come on.
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Oh, but I told you, master,
I do not know where he is.
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But, Jeannie, what's the matter?
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Well, he... He ran out
the front door.
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Well, he hadn't had
a chance to go very far.
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Honestly, I... Sometimes
I can't understand you.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Hey, Roge.
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Roge.
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Come here, boy.
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Come here.
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Good morning, Major Nelson.
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Oh, good morning.
What's the matter?
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Did you lose somebody?
Oh, yes. I lost my dog.
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Roger?
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Yes, have you seen him?
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Well, I don't know.
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What kind of a dog is he?
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Oh, he's a... Uh...
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Major, you don't know
what kind of dog you've got?
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Uh, he's new.
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Oh, well, did he have a license?
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I doubt it, why?
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Because if you didn't,
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you better get another dog.
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The truck from the dog pound
was just here.
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The dog pound?
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Oh, yes, they're very strict
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about dogs roaming
around Cocoa Beach.
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Well, what'll they do to him?
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Don't ask.
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[?]
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[?]
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[BARKING]
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Roger? Roger?
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Roger, come on. Roger Healey?
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[WHISTLING] Can I help you?
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Uh, oh, ye...
I lost my dog.
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Roger?
Is he in here?
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I'll tell you in a minute.
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Roger, now, come on.
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Hey, come on.
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Uh, don't be scared.
It's me.
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Roge, come on, now.
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I'm here, fella.
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Uh, what kind of a dog is he?
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Uh, well, he's not any special
kind of dog. He's a...
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Roge?
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Come on. Come on...
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It's kind of a dog's dog,
you know.
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Uh, Roge?
Roge?
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Come on, stop fooling around.
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Look, mister, if you don't know
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what kind of a dog you got,
I... I can't help you.
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Uh, c...
Come on, Roger.
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Look, Roger, I... I don't blame
you for being angry,
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but... Uh... I had nothing
to do with this.
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Look, whichever one of you
is Roger, will you speak up?
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[BARKING]
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Uh, yeah, I might of known
it was you.
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Uh, sir...
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I found my dog.
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Which one is he?
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That one.
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The Great Dane?
Yeah.
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And you couldn't pick him out?
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[WHIMPERING]
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Well, it, uh...
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Would you mind just letting
him out, please?
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Are you're sure he's yours?
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Absolutely.
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Joe, the Great Dane.
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Yeah. Uh, he's been
in the family for years.
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[DOG BARKS]
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Cute little fella, huh?
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Hey, you're a cute
little fella. Hi there.
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[WHIMPERING]
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You'll have to sign for him.
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Yeah, oh.
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And that will be $5.
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Thank you.
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Five dollars?
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All right.
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Here you are, and, uh,
here's your $5,
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and thanks a million.
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Yeah, you better get him
a license.
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[SCREAMS]
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[?]
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Come on. Come on.
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[MUTTERING]
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[WHIMPERING]
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Jeannie, where are you?
Jeannie?
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Hey, will you stop that.
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I'm gonna get you
straightened out
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just as soon
as I can find Jeannie.
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Now, look, pull yourself
together, will ya?
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We have to have
that input computer report
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on General Peterson's
desk by 6:00.
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I can't do it myself.
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I don't have
the sufficient data.
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[GROWLS]
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Well, now, don't get mad at me.
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I am the one who asked you
to work last night,
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but, no, no, you were too busy.
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You were... And now
look at the shape...
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Just look at the shape
you're in.
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Boy, if it's not one thing
with you, it's another.
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If it's not... Good... Good
morning. Good morning, sir.
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How...?
Uh, good morning.
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That Great Dane
is gonna help you
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with your input
computer report, major?
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Oh, no, of course not, sir.
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Rover's just a dog.
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You called him Roger.
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Yea... Roger Rover,
I named him after Major Healey.
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Interesting.
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[GIGGLING]
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Uh, where is Major Healey?
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Oh, I have a feeling he's not
too far away, sir.
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He's not in his office.
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Tell him that General Peterson
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is very anxious that that report
be on his desk by 6:00.
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I've told him.
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I-I mean, I'll tell him.
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I'll see you at the base.
[DOG BARKS]
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Hm.
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Oh, and by the way...
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don't bring Rover.
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[GIGGLING]
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Oh, go ahead. Go ahead.
Enjoy yourself.
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Enjoy... I-I want you
to turn this dog
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right back into Roger
right now. Come on.
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[LAUGHING] Oh.
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I am afraid I cannot
do that, master.
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Wh...? Why not?
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Because this is not
Major Healey.
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[LAUGHING]
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You have the wrong dog.
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Are you sure?
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Oh, yes, master.
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Major Healey is a teeny, weeny
French poodle.
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Come on, let's go.
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Oh, where are we going, master?
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We're going back to the dog
pound before it's too late.
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Come on.
Oh, you go, master.
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I have some ironing to do.
Come on.
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Oh!
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Jeannie!
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Come back here, Jeannie.
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Come on, Roger's a friend
of yours, and he's in trouble.
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And if we don't get that...
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That report on General
Peterson's desk by 6:00,
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we're all gonna be in trouble.
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Come on, Jeannie.
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Come on, boy.
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[?]
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Something the matter?
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Yeah, uh, this isn't my dog.
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It isn't?
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No, no, it just looks
like my dog.
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Joe.
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[DOG BARKING]
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Hey, there's my dog.
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There's Roger.
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You couldn't tell
that from that?
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Uh, I'm nearsighted.
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Hi, Roge, how are you?
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Hi. Come here, boy.
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Hey, what do you
think you're doin'?
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Oh, uh, this is my dog.
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No, it ain't.
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I just bought it for my kid.
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Well, I'm... I'm afraid you're
gonna have to un-buy him,
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because it's...
It's my dog.
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Does this dog belong
to me or don't he?
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He does now.
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Why don't you pick another one.
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They all look alike
to you, anyway.
261
00:10:06,889 --> 00:10:07,955
I don't want another one.
262
00:10:07,956 --> 00:10:09,523
I want this one.
I want Roger.
263
00:10:10,342 --> 00:10:11,809
[WHIMPERING]
264
00:10:11,810 --> 00:10:13,211
It's all right, Roger.
I'm here.
265
00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,212
Let's go, kid.
266
00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:15,413
Just wait a minute, please.
267
00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:16,747
You heard what the man said.
268
00:10:16,748 --> 00:10:18,449
It's my dog.
Yeah, look,
269
00:10:18,450 --> 00:10:21,485
this-the dog's been in my family
for over 10 years, uh...
270
00:10:22,971 --> 00:10:24,439
He looks like a puppy.
271
00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:27,124
Oh, no, no, he's old...
Old and... And... And sick.
272
00:10:27,125 --> 00:10:28,726
Oh, boy, is he sick.
273
00:10:28,727 --> 00:10:29,994
[GROWLS FIERCELY]
274
00:10:30,779 --> 00:10:32,263
I want him.
275
00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:34,232
What my son wants, he gets.
276
00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:36,617
I'll tell you what. I'll pay
you. I'll give you $10 for him.
277
00:10:36,618 --> 00:10:38,052
Let's go, kid.
Twenty dollars?
278
00:10:38,053 --> 00:10:40,888
Nope, money don't interest me.
279
00:10:40,889 --> 00:10:41,956
Fifty dollars?
280
00:10:43,759 --> 00:10:44,992
You're getting warmer.
281
00:10:44,993 --> 00:10:46,878
There you are.
282
00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:49,079
Four hundred and fifty dollars.
283
00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,749
You sure must be crazy
about that dog.
284
00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:54,218
Yeah, believe me,
you have no idea.
285
00:10:54,219 --> 00:10:57,305
Come on, boy.
There we are.
286
00:10:57,306 --> 00:11:00,508
Oh, come on, Roge, knock it off,
will ya? Everybody's watchin'.
287
00:11:00,509 --> 00:11:02,260
I want him, Papa.
288
00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,078
Well, uh, if...
If you'll excuse me.
289
00:11:04,079 --> 00:11:06,446
[?]
290
00:11:08,784 --> 00:11:09,950
Uh, thank you...
291
00:11:09,951 --> 00:11:10,951
Thanks again.
292
00:11:10,952 --> 00:11:13,320
Roger and I have a lot to do.
293
00:11:13,321 --> 00:11:15,940
The first thing he should do
is get his eyes examined.
294
00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:18,092
[?]
295
00:11:18,093 --> 00:11:19,827
[WHISTLING]
296
00:11:22,698 --> 00:11:24,065
I'm sorry about this, Roger,
297
00:11:24,066 --> 00:11:25,599
but I think it's just as well
298
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:29,070
that nobody knows you are here
except me, huh?
299
00:11:29,071 --> 00:11:32,606
Listen, uh, I'll have Jeannie
turn you back, uh,
300
00:11:32,607 --> 00:11:33,974
to your normal self just as soon
301
00:11:33,975 --> 00:11:35,810
as we get through
with this report.
302
00:11:35,811 --> 00:11:37,111
Now, here's the problem.
303
00:11:37,112 --> 00:11:38,378
I'm having a little...
304
00:11:38,379 --> 00:11:40,547
A little difficulty
with the solid fuel ratios.
305
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:42,767
Well, actually, it's the, uh,
306
00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:43,835
convertible fuel ratios
307
00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:45,570
that are giving me the trouble.
308
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:46,704
Now, if they're right,
309
00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:49,774
I want you to bark once.
Here, okay?
310
00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:51,759
Now, take a look at this.
311
00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,360
Would you con...?
Concentrate?
312
00:11:53,361 --> 00:11:54,946
Uh, now, how about that?
313
00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:56,463
[BARKS]
314
00:11:56,464 --> 00:11:58,366
I was afraid of that.
315
00:11:58,367 --> 00:12:00,167
All right, now, how...?
How about this one?
316
00:12:00,168 --> 00:12:02,336
[BARKS]
317
00:12:02,337 --> 00:12:04,372
Look, look, look.
Hey, look.
318
00:12:04,973 --> 00:12:06,791
Oh, good, good.
319
00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:07,908
That narrows it down.
320
00:12:07,909 --> 00:12:09,910
Now, the only thing we really
have to worry about
321
00:12:09,911 --> 00:12:12,412
is Dr. Bellows.
322
00:12:12,413 --> 00:12:14,682
What happened
to your Great Dane?
323
00:12:14,683 --> 00:12:16,016
M-my...? My Great Dane?
324
00:12:16,017 --> 00:12:19,086
Yes, uh, you're computing
with him now?
325
00:12:19,087 --> 00:12:20,721
Computing?
326
00:12:20,722 --> 00:12:22,189
Oh, uh, oh, no, sir.
327
00:12:22,190 --> 00:12:24,208
No, no, I was just
thinking out loud.
328
00:12:24,209 --> 00:12:26,427
Uh, he just wandered in.
He's a cute little fella.
329
00:12:26,428 --> 00:12:28,345
[GROWLS FIERCELY]
Then that's not your dog?
330
00:12:28,346 --> 00:12:30,514
No, no.
You're quite sure of that?
331
00:12:30,515 --> 00:12:32,299
Yes, of course.
Good, then I'll take him.
332
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,400
Oh, what for, sir?
333
00:12:33,401 --> 00:12:35,469
Well, uh, General Peterson
and I are discussing
334
00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:36,771
sending a dog up into space,
335
00:12:36,772 --> 00:12:38,672
I... I think
we just found that dog.
336
00:12:38,673 --> 00:12:40,713
[WHIMPERS] Thank you, sir.
337
00:12:41,709 --> 00:12:44,211
[SIGHS]
338
00:12:44,212 --> 00:12:46,531
[?]
339
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:50,434
Roger... Roger, into space!
340
00:12:54,705 --> 00:12:55,957
JEANNIE: ? Ooh ?
Jeannie?
341
00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:58,125
? Ooh-ooh-ooh ?
Jeannie?
342
00:12:59,595 --> 00:13:02,547
? Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ?
343
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,181
Hi.
Wha...?
344
00:13:04,182 --> 00:13:07,018
Oh, hello, master.
345
00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:10,387
They're sending Roger
into orbit.
346
00:13:10,388 --> 00:13:12,890
Oh, is that not what an
astronaut is supposed to do?
347
00:13:12,891 --> 00:13:14,391
[CHUCKLING] Yeah.
348
00:13:14,392 --> 00:13:16,393
Not with his tail wagging.
349
00:13:17,545 --> 00:13:19,305
Why did you do this to him?
350
00:13:20,098 --> 00:13:22,032
I-I-I cannot tell you.
351
00:13:22,033 --> 00:13:25,269
Did he do anything
to hurt your feelings?
352
00:13:26,888 --> 00:13:28,823
No, master.
353
00:13:28,824 --> 00:13:32,209
Well, I'm sure Roger would never
do anything to hurt me.
354
00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:34,645
Oh, of course not, master.
355
00:13:34,646 --> 00:13:37,180
Then what is it?!
356
00:13:37,181 --> 00:13:39,416
Well, I-I
will tell you after 6:00.
357
00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:40,917
Six o'clock is gonna be
too late.
358
00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:42,637
I wanna know right now.
359
00:13:42,638 --> 00:13:43,888
May I have a minute to think?
360
00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:44,889
Yes.
361
00:13:56,651 --> 00:13:58,819
I am sorry, Major Healey.
362
00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:02,039
Fine friend of a friend
you turned out to be.
363
00:14:02,807 --> 00:14:04,609
I had to do it.
364
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:05,610
Why?
365
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:06,444
All I was trying to do
366
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:07,645
was get him a date.
367
00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:09,814
I mean, what's so terrible
about that?
368
00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:11,515
Well, I-I was afraid
that he might think
369
00:14:11,516 --> 00:14:13,551
his date was prettier than I am.
370
00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:15,853
Boy, I've heard of insecure
genies in my life,
371
00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:17,254
but you're ridiculous.
372
00:14:17,255 --> 00:14:20,891
Well, y-you don't know
how much I love Major Nelson.
373
00:14:20,892 --> 00:14:21,892
All right.
374
00:14:21,893 --> 00:14:23,928
We'll forget about it.
375
00:14:23,929 --> 00:14:24,929
Do you mean that?
376
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,063
Sure, I mean that.
377
00:14:26,064 --> 00:14:27,865
I mean, who needs
Miss Universe, anyway?
378
00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:29,533
What is she?
Just another girl, right?
379
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:31,268
Right.
She's probably very...
380
00:14:31,269 --> 00:14:32,770
Very beautiful
and very talented,
381
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,071
or she wouldn't win the contest
382
00:14:34,072 --> 00:14:36,039
or wouldn't be
in the contest, anyway, right?
383
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,140
Right.
384
00:14:37,141 --> 00:14:39,343
And she probably has a...
385
00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:41,144
marvelous figure, right?
386
00:14:41,145 --> 00:14:42,279
Right.
387
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,349
And you want me
to turn down a date
388
00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:47,017
with the most beautiful,
talented girl
389
00:14:47,018 --> 00:14:48,369
in the whole world?
390
00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:49,503
You just said you do not care,
391
00:14:49,504 --> 00:14:50,738
that you would not ever...
392
00:14:50,739 --> 00:14:53,607
Well, forget it.
Oh, please, Major Healey.
393
00:14:53,608 --> 00:14:55,126
I will do anything
you want. I...
394
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,968
Forget it!
[WHIMPERS]
395
00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:58,729
[WHIMPERS]
396
00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:00,531
[SIGHS]
397
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:03,483
Master.
Huh?
398
00:15:03,484 --> 00:15:05,319
I cannot do it.
399
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,188
Jeannie, you can't go around
turning astronauts
400
00:15:08,189 --> 00:15:09,623
into French poodles.
401
00:15:09,624 --> 00:15:11,525
Oh, yes, I can.
402
00:15:11,526 --> 00:15:13,693
[CHUCKLING]
Oh, yeah, I know you can,
403
00:15:13,694 --> 00:15:15,495
but I don't want you to.
404
00:15:15,496 --> 00:15:16,897
You wanna please me, don't you?
405
00:15:16,898 --> 00:15:18,565
Oh, yes, master.
406
00:15:18,566 --> 00:15:20,834
I would do anything
in the world for you.
407
00:15:20,835 --> 00:15:22,669
Then change Roger back...
Except that.
408
00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:24,671
Look, you can't let them
send him up into orbit.
409
00:15:24,672 --> 00:15:28,175
Please, not as a dog,
not as a French poodle.
410
00:15:28,176 --> 00:15:29,509
Oh, dear.
Oh, come on.
411
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:30,610
Now, what do you say, huh?
412
00:15:30,611 --> 00:15:32,579
Come on.
413
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:34,448
May I have another minute
to think about it?
414
00:15:34,449 --> 00:15:35,649
Yes.
415
00:15:42,307 --> 00:15:45,576
So did you bring
any dog biscuits?
416
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:48,546
Well, I'm truly sorry
about this, Major Healey.
417
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:49,847
Well, then do me a favor,
will you?
418
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:51,281
Will you stop blinking your eyes
419
00:15:51,282 --> 00:15:53,217
and let me walk out of here
on all twos?
420
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:57,120
I want to...
But first you must promise
421
00:15:57,121 --> 00:15:59,440
not to make any more dates
for Major Nelson.
422
00:15:59,441 --> 00:16:02,593
Well, Jeannie, I wasn't planning
on getting him married.
423
00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:05,262
I mean, what are you getting
so excited about, anyway?
424
00:16:05,263 --> 00:16:07,064
All we are gonna do
is go out and have a...
425
00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:08,332
Have a simple little dinner.
426
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:09,499
Anything wrong with that?
427
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,235
Well, no.
428
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,437
Then I thought we'd go
somewhere and, uh,
429
00:16:13,438 --> 00:16:14,839
well, maybe...
430
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,142
Maybe go dancing. And is
there anything wrong with that?
431
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,276
No.
432
00:16:19,277 --> 00:16:21,712
Well, then I thought
maybe we could, uh...
433
00:16:21,713 --> 00:16:23,214
Well, we'd drive down
to the beach,
434
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:24,632
and, uh...
435
00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:28,235
park underneath
the moon, and we'd...
436
00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:30,888
turn on the radio
for a little soft music.
437
00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:31,889
And then?
438
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,340
[SIGHS]
439
00:16:34,559 --> 00:16:36,143
[GASPS]
440
00:16:39,263 --> 00:16:42,198
[WHIMPERING]
441
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:44,651
Master.
Huh?
442
00:16:44,652 --> 00:16:46,353
I am sorry to have
to tell you this.
443
00:16:46,354 --> 00:16:47,921
You're sorry to have
to tell me what?
444
00:16:47,922 --> 00:16:49,890
Your best friend is a poodle.
445
00:16:49,891 --> 00:16:51,692
You mean, you are not gonna
change him back?
446
00:16:51,693 --> 00:16:53,827
Oh, I cannot, master.
447
00:16:53,828 --> 00:16:55,195
I don't wanna lose Roger.
448
00:16:55,196 --> 00:16:56,964
Oh, and I don't want
to lose you.
449
00:16:56,965 --> 00:16:58,765
All right, there's only
one thing I can do.
450
00:16:58,766 --> 00:17:01,234
I'm gonna have to go to Dr.
Bellows and tell him the truth.
451
00:17:01,235 --> 00:17:02,603
Oh, master, you cannot do that.
452
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:04,170
You will get
into terrible trouble.
453
00:17:04,171 --> 00:17:06,907
My best friend, the poodle,
is already in terrible trouble.
454
00:17:06,908 --> 00:17:09,109
How do I get him
into these things?
455
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:10,677
How do you get me
into these things?
456
00:17:10,678 --> 00:17:12,779
[?]
457
00:17:16,651 --> 00:17:17,651
Hello, Roger.
458
00:17:17,652 --> 00:17:18,652
[WHINES]
459
00:17:18,653 --> 00:17:20,921
Or whatever your name is.
460
00:17:20,922 --> 00:17:25,342
You have a secret, and we're
going to find out what it is.
461
00:17:25,343 --> 00:17:29,279
Yes, we're gonna
find out what it is.
462
00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:31,047
Uh, come in.
463
00:17:31,048 --> 00:17:32,649
Good, he's still here.
464
00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:34,952
You wanted to see me,
Major Nelson?
465
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:37,387
I wanted to see
the two of you, sir.
466
00:17:37,388 --> 00:17:39,289
The two of us?
467
00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:41,291
Yes, sir.
468
00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:43,794
You can't send this dog
into orbit, sir.
469
00:17:43,795 --> 00:17:45,662
And why not, may I ask?
470
00:17:45,663 --> 00:17:48,131
Because...
471
00:17:48,132 --> 00:17:49,165
This is Roger.
472
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,667
[WHIMPERS] I know.
473
00:17:50,668 --> 00:17:52,019
Roger Rover.
474
00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:53,053
No, sir.
475
00:17:53,054 --> 00:17:54,188
Roger Roger.
476
00:17:54,189 --> 00:17:55,689
I mean, Roger Healey.
Uh-uh.
477
00:17:55,690 --> 00:17:58,825
Major, you're trying
to do it to me again.
478
00:17:58,826 --> 00:18:01,262
Oh, no. No, I'm not trying
to do anything to you, sir.
479
00:18:01,263 --> 00:18:03,364
Y-you remember when you heard me
trying to tell him
480
00:18:03,365 --> 00:18:05,132
about the solid fuel ratios?
Mm-hm.
481
00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:07,234
Well, the only other person
in the world who knows
482
00:18:07,235 --> 00:18:09,670
that mathematical formula is...
483
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:11,238
Is Major Healey.
484
00:18:11,239 --> 00:18:13,490
Yes?
485
00:18:13,491 --> 00:18:15,875
Well, that's why you can't
send this dog into orbit.
486
00:18:15,876 --> 00:18:17,077
But how can that...?
487
00:18:17,078 --> 00:18:19,146
Well, I'm gonna have
to tell you the whole story.
488
00:18:19,147 --> 00:18:20,247
It's...
The whole story?
489
00:18:20,248 --> 00:18:22,116
Yes, it started
about a year ago...
490
00:18:22,117 --> 00:18:24,451
Don't say another word.
491
00:18:24,452 --> 00:18:25,819
I'll be right back.
492
00:18:28,856 --> 00:18:30,624
[WHIMPERS]
493
00:18:33,528 --> 00:18:36,780
I'm Dr. Alfred Bellows.
494
00:18:36,781 --> 00:18:38,031
Yes, sir.
495
00:18:38,032 --> 00:18:40,284
And you're Major Nelson?
496
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,802
Yes, sir.
497
00:18:41,803 --> 00:18:45,256
And that's Major Healey?
498
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:46,824
Yes, sir.
499
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:48,124
I'll be right back.
500
00:18:49,894 --> 00:18:52,863
Don't go away, Major Healey.
501
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:56,216
Master.
[GROWLS FIERCELY]
502
00:18:56,217 --> 00:18:58,351
You will be thrown out
of the space program.
503
00:18:58,352 --> 00:18:59,620
Well, I... I had no choice.
504
00:18:59,621 --> 00:19:01,287
I told you I wasn't
gonna let them put...
505
00:19:01,288 --> 00:19:02,589
Do not talk like that, master.
506
00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:04,310
Now, listen...
I...
507
00:19:06,193 --> 00:19:08,261
"General Peterson,
508
00:19:08,262 --> 00:19:12,465
Major Roger Healeyis a poodle dog."
509
00:19:12,466 --> 00:19:17,403
And then he'll say to me,"Come on, doctor."
510
00:19:17,404 --> 00:19:19,439
And then I'll say:
511
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,609
"Sir, this timeI've got the evidence.
512
00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:25,178
"The dog is in my office.
513
00:19:25,179 --> 00:19:27,413
"Major Nelson admitsit's Major Healey,
514
00:19:27,414 --> 00:19:29,482
"and Major Healey is missing.
515
00:19:29,483 --> 00:19:31,518
No one has seen him all day."
516
00:19:31,519 --> 00:19:35,005
And then he'll look at me,and he'll say:
517
00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:39,309
"A poodle dog? How do youexplain that, doctor?"
518
00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:44,047
"Who can explain anythingin the world of Major Nelson?
519
00:19:44,048 --> 00:19:46,950
You've got to see thisfor yourself, general."
520
00:19:46,951 --> 00:19:48,985
"I'm warning you, doctor,
521
00:19:48,986 --> 00:19:51,955
if this is anotherone of your fantasies..."
522
00:19:51,956 --> 00:19:56,243
"Fantasies don't bark,general."
523
00:19:56,944 --> 00:19:59,129
Or do they?
524
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:06,537
- Absolutely me wits' end.
- What are we gonna do?
525
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,604
Well, I think you've done
526
00:20:07,605 --> 00:20:09,005
quite enough already.
[BARKS]
527
00:20:09,006 --> 00:20:10,006
Uh, oh...
528
00:20:10,007 --> 00:20:12,075
I'm gonna have to tell
him the truth.
529
00:20:12,076 --> 00:20:14,177
What happens will happen.
You are so wonderful.
530
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:16,580
You know, of all the masters...
Oh, boy.
531
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,483
Major Nelson.
Oh, yes, sir?
532
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:21,885
I came to take Major Poodle...
Uh, Major Healey.
533
00:20:21,886 --> 00:20:23,787
- To see General Peterson.
- Where's the dog?
534
00:20:23,788 --> 00:20:26,156
The dog?
Oh, there's the dog, sir.
535
00:20:26,157 --> 00:20:27,290
Uh, he...
He knows who I am.
536
00:20:27,291 --> 00:20:28,659
We've been friends a long time.
537
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:29,860
But you're a poodle.
538
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,829
Well, I've been called
a sly dog before, but...
539
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:34,230
I mean a "poodle" poodle.
540
00:20:34,231 --> 00:20:35,265
Where's that dog?
Hm?
541
00:20:35,266 --> 00:20:36,567
Where's the dog?
Oh, the dog?
542
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:39,169
Well, the dog is, uh...
Oh, yes, the dog...
543
00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:40,303
Well, it's, uh...
544
00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:42,172
Oh, it's right there.
545
00:20:42,173 --> 00:20:43,306
Oh, the dog.
546
00:20:43,307 --> 00:20:45,008
It's the dog.
Thought you said...
547
00:20:45,009 --> 00:20:46,176
He's white.
548
00:20:46,177 --> 00:20:47,477
Before he was a gray poodle.
549
00:20:47,478 --> 00:20:49,063
Before that it was a Great Dane.
550
00:20:49,064 --> 00:20:50,047
I saw them.
551
00:20:50,048 --> 00:20:51,148
The Great Dane,
552
00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:53,216
the gray poodle
and now the white poodle.
553
00:20:53,217 --> 00:20:55,686
And they're all Major Healey?
554
00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,521
Well, uh, no, not ex...
555
00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:59,623
Don't say another word.
556
00:20:59,624 --> 00:21:01,992
I am going home to lie down.
557
00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:06,480
[?]
558
00:21:06,481 --> 00:21:07,481
[SIGHS]
559
00:21:07,482 --> 00:21:08,482
I don't believe it.
560
00:21:08,483 --> 00:21:09,483
You don't believe it?
561
00:21:09,484 --> 00:21:10,918
I don't believe it.
562
00:21:12,386 --> 00:21:13,386
Oh.
563
00:21:13,387 --> 00:21:14,455
Oh, thank you, Jeannie.
564
00:21:14,456 --> 00:21:16,757
Well, I could not let you
get into trouble.
565
00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:19,025
You couldn't let me
get into trouble?!
566
00:21:19,026 --> 00:21:20,844
Then why did you
do this, anyway?
567
00:21:20,845 --> 00:21:22,528
Yeah.
Yeah, and you, uh, listen.
568
00:21:22,529 --> 00:21:23,663
Tell me why she did this.
569
00:21:23,664 --> 00:21:25,465
Do you know how much
I have invested in you?
570
00:21:25,466 --> 00:21:28,135
Four hundred and fifty bucks.
Now, come on, clue me in.
571
00:21:28,136 --> 00:21:30,237
Well, you see, there was this,
uh, telephone call, see?
572
00:21:30,238 --> 00:21:33,340
And then, we, uh, had, uh...
573
00:21:34,342 --> 00:21:38,211
Around the, uh...
574
00:21:38,212 --> 00:21:42,199
Uh, go figure out a moody genie.
575
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,634
[?]
576
00:21:47,388 --> 00:21:48,538
Jeannie.
577
00:21:48,539 --> 00:21:50,407
You ready?
578
00:21:50,408 --> 00:21:53,243
Jeannie.
579
00:21:54,145 --> 00:21:57,164
Coming, master.
580
00:22:04,555 --> 00:22:05,823
Whoa.
[CHUCKLES]
581
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,324
Yes, that's lovely.
582
00:22:07,325 --> 00:22:08,658
Absolutely lovely.
583
00:22:08,659 --> 00:22:11,628
Oh, I am glad, master.
Yeah.
584
00:22:11,629 --> 00:22:13,597
I-I am looking forward
to our date.
585
00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:14,765
Me too.
586
00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:16,967
Let us go.
Mm-hm.
587
00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:18,602
[RINGING]
588
00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:20,070
Uh, just a minute.
589
00:22:21,505 --> 00:22:23,006
Hello.
590
00:22:23,007 --> 00:22:25,475
Oh, it's Major Nelson here.
591
00:22:25,476 --> 00:22:28,545
No, n...
Major Healey's not here.
592
00:22:28,546 --> 00:22:30,981
Who?
593
00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:33,817
Miss Universe?
594
00:22:33,818 --> 00:22:37,755
Oh... he did?
595
00:22:37,756 --> 00:22:40,090
She didn't?
596
00:22:40,091 --> 00:22:41,825
She did.
597
00:22:41,826 --> 00:22:44,027
Uh, yes, yes, I would be...
598
00:22:44,028 --> 00:22:45,896
I would be honored
to take you out to dinner,
599
00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:48,165
uh, both Major Healey and myself.
But...
600
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:51,068
Yeah, I'll pick you up
in about a half an hour.
601
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:53,303
Well, uh...
If it's more convenient
602
00:22:53,304 --> 00:22:54,437
to meet here, it's fine.
603
00:22:54,438 --> 00:22:55,773
I'll call Major Healey.
604
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:58,976
Y-ye... Yes, I-I'm terribly sorry
about the mix-up.
605
00:22:58,977 --> 00:22:59,977
[CHUCKLING] Yeah.
606
00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:01,044
Goodbye.
607
00:23:01,045 --> 00:23:02,712
Jeannie.
608
00:23:02,713 --> 00:23:06,917
You, uh, are not going to take
me out to dinner tonight?
609
00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:08,318
I'm not gonna take you anywhere.
610
00:23:08,319 --> 00:23:09,820
I won't be blackmailed.
611
00:23:09,821 --> 00:23:12,656
Well, I only wanted to go out this
one time. Tonight was a very...
612
00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:14,524
Yeah, well, I know exactly
what you wanted,
613
00:23:14,525 --> 00:23:16,193
and now I know why
you did that to Roger.
614
00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:17,795
I won't be pushed around
that easily.
615
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:19,263
I'm still the master
around here.
616
00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:20,430
Yes, master.
617
00:23:20,431 --> 00:23:22,232
Uh, oh, Roger,
how long would it take you
618
00:23:22,233 --> 00:23:24,168
to get in a dinner jacket
and get over here?
619
00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:25,535
There you are.
620
00:23:25,536 --> 00:23:27,003
[SIGHS] Thank you.
621
00:23:27,004 --> 00:23:29,506
You sure this is all right with,
uh, you-know-who, ahem?
622
00:23:29,507 --> 00:23:30,874
Absolutely.
It's my house.
623
00:23:30,875 --> 00:23:33,142
I'm the master of it.
You're the master.
624
00:23:33,143 --> 00:23:34,344
Isn't that right, Jeannie?
625
00:23:34,345 --> 00:23:35,345
Yes, master.
626
00:23:35,346 --> 00:23:36,913
Good. That's right.
627
00:23:36,914 --> 00:23:39,183
[?]
628
00:23:39,184 --> 00:23:42,469
Gee, I've never dated
an astronaut before.
629
00:23:42,470 --> 00:23:44,204
Well, neither have I.
630
00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:45,772
Hey, does this dress look okay?
631
00:23:45,773 --> 00:23:47,457
Fine.
[SIGHS]
632
00:23:48,626 --> 00:23:49,759
[RINGS DOORBELL]
633
00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:52,495
They're here.
Yeah.
634
00:23:52,496 --> 00:23:53,797
Uh, good night, Jeannie.
635
00:23:53,798 --> 00:23:54,998
Don't wait up for me.
636
00:23:54,999 --> 00:23:56,332
No, master.
637
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:57,534
Have a good time.
638
00:23:57,535 --> 00:23:58,869
Oh, I will.
639
00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:00,336
I'm sorry to have to
do this to you,
640
00:24:00,337 --> 00:24:02,472
but I feel you
really needed a lesson.
641
00:24:02,473 --> 00:24:03,473
Yes, master.
642
00:24:03,474 --> 00:24:04,675
You're really rough on her.
643
00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:06,476
Sometimes you have to be.
Oh.
644
00:24:06,477 --> 00:24:08,795
[DOG YIPPING]
645
00:24:13,133 --> 00:24:15,201
[DOGS YIPPING]
646
00:24:24,028 --> 00:24:28,198
[?]
647
00:24:28,248 --> 00:24:32,798
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