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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:24,132 - Good morning! - Good morning! 2 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:31,313 - Is the head office in the office? - Yes. He has a devil for his hair. 3 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:36,520 - How are we doing with Lotto? - Bad. This week I've just done both. 4 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:42,232 - But the dream had given a triplet. - 17, disgrace. 90, fear. 5 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:45,392 - And the blood? - You didn't tell me. 6 00:00:45,480 --> 00:00:48,199 I explained it to you well: I fell from the 5th floor, ... 7 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:52,193 .. I said: "What a misfortune, what fear", and my blood came out. 8 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:55,829 However, better a both today than a chicken tomorrow. 9 00:00:55,920 --> 00:01:00,675 - Get the numbers even from the knight. - The knight snores. 10 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:06,599 - Who told you I snore? - Cavalier Guardalavecchia. 11 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:12,277 - Who could it be? But what do you know? - Yes, she snores. 12 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:18,037 I have the misfortune of living next to him and I feel everything. 13 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:23,114 What did I hear tonight! To his lady! Aren't you ashamed ?! 14 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:28,877 - If I told you what I heard, you'd get a quinterna. - Of you! 15 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:33,556 - I have nothing to hide. - Forget it. 16 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,837 What delicate ears he has! 17 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:41,710 Go outside and don't confide! Please leave! 18 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,314 Be patient, you have to stop! 19 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:52,998 - I don't understand ... - I realized that something was missing underneath. 20 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,868 What are you missing? Can't work! 21 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:02,080 - It's been twenty years since you rub my pillow every morning . - I?! 22 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:07,075 - Give me the pillow! - What pillow ?! - You got it underneath! 23 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:11,950 - Where is it? - There he is! - Who put it on? Was it you? 24 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:18,595 I don't need a pillow! I feel good! 25 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:25,233 Ready? Pasquetti Transport Company! 26 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:29,313 - Ice creams! - Ice cream ... - Ice cream, candy! 27 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:35,873 Ready? Ah, ma'am ... Yes, it's here, I'll pass it to you right away. 28 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:40,189 - I have the misfortune of having him near. The Lady. - Your wife? 29 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:44,592 - Was my wife calling you? And yours. - Was he calling you? 30 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:49,595 - He was calling me. - Italy, it's you. What's up? 31 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:53,275 Assunta says that if she doesn't have the salary in an hour, she'll go away! 32 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:58,798 Italy, don't bother me! I am a frontline fighter here ! 33 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:02,759 I have been fighting our head of office for thirty years ! 34 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,796 What do I care? 35 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,600 Enough, don't bother me anymore! 36 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:15,229 I said don't bother me! 37 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:19,711 - Excuse me Miss. - Who is it? My wife? 38 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:24,669 - Yes, I'm fine, and you? - It is my wife? Guardalavecchia! 39 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,399 - One moment. - Let me talk! 40 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:32,634 Do you want your husband? I'll pass it to you right away. 41 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:37,159 - Hello. - Were you very angry this morning? 42 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:41,791 "Chèri", I told you not to call me at the office, I'm always busy . 43 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:45,998 I need to hear you love me. 44 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:50,232 Don't go around the house undressed, put on your robe. 45 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:56,077 Easily catches a cold. Pull the balcony curtain. 46 00:03:56,160 --> 00:04:00,073 Little man, sing me our song. 47 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:06,759 - No, "mon amour", the song no. - Yes, come on! - The song no! 48 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:11,231 - Come on, sing me our song! - Sing it to him. 49 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:16,633 I don't hear my voice this morning. 50 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:20,190 I can not. Call later. 51 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:31,470 # True, there are angels! True, I believe in miracles! # 52 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,273 COLABONA! GUARDALAVECCHIA! 53 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,954 What's up? Don't be stupid! 54 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:45,794 Arrive late, hang around all day ... 55 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,314 .. and stay on the phone for hours! 56 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:52,757 - I'll have you transferred to Sardinia! - No! 57 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:56,719 - It's too far, I can't swim! - We will see it! 58 00:04:56,800 --> 00:05:00,839 - Are you coming too? - Where is it? - In Sardinia. - No! - It seemed. 59 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:04,833 - Soon! Get back to work! - Yup! 60 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:14,474 Colabona! Colabona! Come on, let's get back to work, come on. 61 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:18,678 No! Are we kidding ?! 62 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,876 Tamburini! 63 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:29,151 - Transport Pasquetti, say! - I'm here for a complaint. 64 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:35,349 Among many things delivered badly, there is this clock that does not "cuckoo". 65 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:39,319 A cuckoo clock makes "cuckoo", if not, what cuckoo is it? 66 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:45,873 This makes some dubious noises, it's a shame to hear it! "Provolo"! 67 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:51,478 - "Provolo"? "Try it"! - It's the same. - He has a foreign accent. 68 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:55,919 Trapani, I understand. Let's see'... 69 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:01,432 - Do you hear? - Oh God... 70 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,634 - Was it her? - It was him! - He? 71 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:09,998 Ah yes, I have one too and he plays the same joke on me. 72 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:16,110 But I have the key. It is an overshoot, a kind of "fetecchia". 73 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,473 He will see that he no longer does it. 74 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:35,230 During transport he was tossed around and his beak blocked. 75 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:40,236 When his beak was blocked, the "cuckoo" came out from the opposite side. 76 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:45,030 - I get it. - These are accidents that can happen to anyone. 77 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:48,999 - If you keep it and never come back here. - But I have other complaints to make! 78 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:53,631 The Pasquetti company makes the perfect transports! 79 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:58,840 - Go away! - It does not end here! - It ends where it wants! Go away! 80 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,437 - Pay attention! - He seems crazy to me. 81 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:08,316 - Good morning! - Our best client is coming : the deaf! 82 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:12,279 - What a pleasure! - Please, take a seat! 83 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:17,753 Good morning! I offer my greetings to the nicest employees in Naples! 84 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:22,834 - To the most painful of antique dealers in the center-south ... - Thank you! 85 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:29,630 Not only that, he is also the most stingy of all the stingy I have known! 86 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,188 Too good! 87 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:36,831 With the millions he has, he hasn't bought a hearing aid yet! 88 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:41,914 - Avaraccio! - I'll ship it, sure! 89 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:47,320 - Is the quote ready? - For an idiot like you, express service! 90 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,836 - Boom! - Ah, it's the same! 91 00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:54,913 You never give me a reduction, yet I'm an old customer. 92 00:07:55,000 --> 00:08:01,075 - BUMBA! BUMBA! - Health! Are you cold, huh? 93 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:05,269 - He no longer has hair from deafness. - BUMBA! 94 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:09,239 - Then goodbye! - BUM! 95 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:13,199 - I'll let you know something. - BUM! BUM! BUM! 96 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:17,068 Treat that cold. The weather is bad. 97 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:21,353 - BUM! BUM! BUM! - Venga. 98 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,399 What were you doing ?! 99 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:30,157 We were illustrating the feast of San Gennaro to our deaf client. 100 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:34,711 We'll talk again. Meet the new colleague, Cavallo. 101 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:39,237 - Our two oldest employees. - Pleasure. - Accountant Colabona. 102 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:42,756 Very lucky. Donato Cavallo from Catania. 103 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:48,198 A nice step forward in our big family: from Catania to Naples. 104 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:50,919 - A nice gallop! - Silence! 105 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:56,028 In Rome I aim. It can be said that the march on Rome begins here ! 106 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,678 Another? Eh, no. 107 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:06,108 You two who are the senior employees , fix the Horse well! 108 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:10,591 - In the stable? - Silence! I leave you to your work! 109 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:14,832 Please, work! Goodbye, dear Horse! 110 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:18,799 - What's he laughing at? - I didn't laugh, I did this ... 111 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,838 - I have to do this! - Do it! 112 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:32,270 Dear colleagues, "I am very happy to have come to Naples"! 113 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:38,356 What females! Neapolitan females! I modestly know how to do with them! 114 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:42,399 With all attack! Will you allow a phone call? 115 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:47,873 - You are welcome. - He did! - I have to organize myself, I 'm exuberant. 116 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:51,191 - I have to do the math. - Modestly. 117 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:56,513 - You can see that he is exuberant! - I know. - "Exuberant"! 118 00:09:56,600 --> 00:10:02,596 Hello, Nicoletta? "Donato are"! Horse! 119 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:08,593 I arrived now from Catania! I'm in the office, I have a direct line! 120 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:13,512 - What number is it? - Here? 81384. 121 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:19,158 81384! Call me when you are willing! 122 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:24,913 Goodbye, "loving"! Will you allow me another phone call? 123 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:29,915 - Sit down! - Another one? - We need a backup female. 124 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:34,437 - I'm doing the math ... - Take your time. 125 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:42,075 Marilù! Honey! "Horse I am"! Donated! 126 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:48,071 I arrived now from Catania! I'm in the office, I have a direct line! 127 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:53,837 - What number is it? - The first. - I do not remember. - 81384! 128 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:58,517 81384! Call me when you are willing! 129 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:06,914 - Thank you, colleagues. I should do another one, but that's enough for today. - Yeah. 130 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,560 GUARDALAVECCHIA! COLABONA! 131 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:15,431 It could only be you two! I've been trying to call for half an hour! 132 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:19,832 Set a bad example even for the new employee! 133 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:23,469 But it won't end here, I'll have you transferred to Sardinia! 134 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:27,917 No! Sardinia no! I am fed up! I protest! 135 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,675 - Are you protesting ?! - I ... Yes, I protest! 136 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:36,515 - We protest! - We are two! - We can't take it anymore! 137 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:43,676 For every little thing: "Colabona! Guardalavecchia!". 138 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:48,595 I will hold a press conference, I will convene newspapers and magazines! 139 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:51,274 I will resort to the law! 140 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:55,638 Everyone must know who the head of office Cesare Santoro is! 141 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:59,838 It won't do you any good, you'll have to pass over my corpse ... 142 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,832 .. to avoid the punishment that awaits you! 143 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:09,314 But I am here, alive and well, and will be here another 100 years! 144 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:17,472 Friends, our Cesare, the good Santoro, has passed away. 145 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:21,115 Let me go with my pain, ... 146 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:26,558 .. and you stay with colleague Guardalavecchia, dear Antonio. 147 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,677 Honor the body of Caesar, ... 148 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:33,753 .. and the speech designed to exalt the glory of Caesar, ... 149 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:39,517 .. which Antonio, under our license, is in charge of keeping. 150 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,195 Oh, Antonio. 151 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:54,071 Friends! Fellow citizens! Colleagues! Give me your ears! 152 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:58,036 I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him, ... 153 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:01,317 .. and to give to Caesar what is Caesar's, ... 154 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:05,712 .. since we have never been able to give it to him while alive . 155 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:10,828 It will be said that Cesare was gruff, he had an unfriendly air, ... 156 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:14,117 .. but Cesare was a man of honor. 157 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:18,990 Some will say that he looked repulsive and was always frowning. 158 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,356 - But Cesare ... - He was a man of honor! 159 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:29,915 Friends near and far, today Cesare Santoro, who was a man of honor, ... 160 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,878 .. leaves an unbridgeable void. 161 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:37,238 Who will ever have the courage to replace him? 162 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:43,111 Who will ever have the daring, the presumption, the boldness ... 163 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:48,479 .. to occupy that beautiful and very spacious desk ?! 164 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:04,238 - Holy gods, what are you doing ?! - Stop with your hands! - Go away! 165 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:07,995 - Get up! Don't push! - I ... I just pushed! 166 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,914 No, he touched me! She gets her hands on! 167 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,356 - What does he do? - What belongs to me. - How do you mean?! 168 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:20,389 This desk of the good soul seems tailor-made for me! 169 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:26,032 The command post suits me! I am satisfied with this test! 170 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:30,432 Ah, he does it for proof! Well I meant! 171 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,273 - Leave, the dust is mine! - It belongs to everyone! 172 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:38,830 - Remember, Mr. Colabona ... - Guardalavecchia! 173 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,593 - Mr. Colabona! - Say, Guardalavecchia! 174 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,036 - I look who I like! - I'm saying your last name! 175 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,556 - Puts a touch of irony on the "old woman". - You on the "bona". 176 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:52,599 - I don't put anything on the "bona"! - And I nothing on the "old"! 177 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:58,357 - Look, Mr. Colabona, I'm here too! - Unfortunately! 178 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:02,353 - How they fight! - Friends have become enemies! 179 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:06,831 We have the same rights, the same seniority, the same status of service. 180 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,514 If you want to be "acting", do it! 181 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:13,673 But I do it too, because I work too ! Pull yourself in there! 182 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:18,117 Okay, take a seat! So from here I'm not new! 183 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,988 - Do what you want! - No, this was here! 184 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,595 - This must be here! - He was here! 185 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:30,390 - Then I'll take this! - Thing? - No jokes, otherwise I'll do it. 186 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:34,189 - Then let's do this! - Let's finish it! 187 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:39,559 We make a compromise, we put everything in between. 188 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:44,430 - And what do we do for the signature? - Combined. - Matched ?! 189 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:48,798 - Colabona Guardalavecchia. - But let alone. - In alphabetical order. 190 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:54,592 Guardalavecchia Colabona, by illiterate order. What's up?! 191 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:58,878 - It is useless for you to question, everything is already decided. - As?! 192 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:03,272 The good soul, when he died, left everything written. 193 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:08,878 - Do you know where your characteristic notes are? - No, I don't know. 194 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:15,799 - I'm up front. - I'm older. - And what does it mean?! 195 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,918 I'm in here. 196 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:25,319 An inspector general will come from Milan to examine them. 197 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,949 And then the appointment will be a fait accompli. 198 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,510 - This telegram is for you. - Here here... 199 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:37,276 - Permission, knights. - You are welcome. - Permission. - See you later. 200 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:42,434 - So Santoro had already decided. - Open up! - I don't have the keys. 201 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:47,071 Do you need keys to open a telegram ? Open it with your fingers. 202 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,432 - Did he open it? - Yes. - What does it say? 203 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:55,116 "Arrive tomorrow, quick 6:30 pm, inspector general Dr. Rossi, ..." 204 00:16:55,200 --> 00:17:00,957 ".. who will appoint the Naples office manager to replace the deceased Santoro." 205 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:04,157 "Directorate-General, ENT" 206 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,035 Excuse me, colleague. 207 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:15,596 Whatever the will of the deceased, I bow with bowed head. And she? 208 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:19,397 - With my head down too. - Let's go to Capodichino. 209 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:28,833 Here it is, it's him! What are you doing here ?! 210 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:34,439 I'm taking some fresh air. What are you doing here ?! 211 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:39,116 - I'm walking! - Oh yes? We are walking! 212 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:45,871 - Colabona, off the mask! - Off the mask, Guardalavecchia! 213 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:51,475 - Then? - We're here for the same purpose. - Yes. - Open the safe. 214 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:56,311 - Let's open it! - Are you there? - Yup! - At work! Power! 215 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:03,512 - It's a word ... - Of course! It's close! 216 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:08,796 - It takes a lockpick. - I have it! - What an idea! 217 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:15,393 - But we also need pliers. - I have it! - Good! 218 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:19,519 - Wow! - The gripper lifts! 219 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:24,118 - But we need a chisel. - Do you think I didn't bring it? 220 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,158 - No! - Here it is! 221 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:32,435 - But we also need a hammer. - I have it! - Good! 222 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,353 - What is this? - It's a mar ... Shh! 223 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:41,709 - But it would also take a crowbar. - I have it! 224 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:46,430 - Yup? What port number? - No! This! 225 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,793 - Piano ... - My day the clamp. 226 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,159 The finger! The finger! 227 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:59,472 The finger where? In the caliper? What nonsense ... 228 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:07,231 - Curse! - Mamma mia, how much noise! 229 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:11,598 - I hear a cry. - As? - "Here we wail inside". 230 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,192 - Who is it?! - The cat! - The guard cat! 231 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,956 Here is my practice! 232 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,276 No, this is yours. 233 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:40,353 Yes, nonsense ... This is a great recommendation for me . 234 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:45,070 But I'm all in one piece, I do n't give a damn about the recommendation. 235 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:49,234 See what I do? I tear it off. 236 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,790 Well ... for me too. I expected worse. 237 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,356 - Thank god. - What are you doing now? 238 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,520 - I'll tear it off. - Because? 239 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:06,229 - It's a recommendation. - Let's leave it to chance. Here we go. 240 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:10,518 - Let's think seriously about what we have to do. - Yes, we think. 241 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:14,149 Our fate depends on the inspector general . 242 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:18,597 Our future is called Rossi! Rossi! Here I'm! 243 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:25,154 Silence! We both have to go to the station tomorrow , okay? 244 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:29,358 - Oh yes? Do you say so? - I say so. 245 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:34,311 - And I say no! - What am I saying? - Exactly, shut up! 246 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,676 What are you saying? Come here! 247 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:42,880 I understand, you want to go to the station by yourself. 248 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,430 You want to go to sviolinare, "to pander" ... 249 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:52,436 No, we must both go, on equal terms, with dignity and pride. 250 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,229 - May the best win! - I do not play. - Thing? 251 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,392 "Win a million" ... How do I win it? I do not play! 252 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:04,076 - You do not understand? - Would I be ignorant? - I said: "May the best win"! 253 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,799 I understood: "Win a million". 254 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:12,796 No, dear Colabona, he goes to the station alone, I give you this advantage. 255 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:17,158 I don't need to "ruffle myself with goodies-and-be"! 256 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:24,555 - I understand ... - I'm a man of honor, I'm a Guardalavecchia! 257 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,589 Understood? Shut up! 258 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,520 Did you understand what it is? 259 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:36,720 Yes, I have to pretend I 'm rude. 260 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:41,954 You have to be yourself: rude, ignorant, porter, rude. 261 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:46,556 Human, clear? If he tries to introduce himself, he just says "Rossi" ... 262 00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,598 I punch him in the head! 263 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:55,357 Well settled, strong. Then I come as a peacemaker. 264 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,716 Please, a nice service, otherwise no money. 265 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:03,351 You know me, I am a serious professional! 266 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:07,399 A handsome rascal ... known ... 267 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,195 - Here's the train. We do not know each other! - No! 268 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,316 Oh, sorry. 269 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:36,432 I'm sorry, sir, but this place is mine. 270 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:42,354 I'm sorry too, but it's mine! I'm going to Naples! 271 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,912 Here it says "Rossi"! 272 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:52,030 Exactly! I am Doctor Rossi! Inspector General! 273 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:56,478 - Transport! - Scholastic! - Matteo Rossi of the Pasquetti company. 274 00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:01,554 - Mario Rossi, school inspector. - What a strange combination. 275 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:06,395 - Just check. - No doubt, but the compartment is empty. 276 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:11,759 I book to stay near the corridor, in the direction of travel. 277 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:16,630 - Me too. - Then I'm going to find my place. 278 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,757 Allows? Rossi, very happy! 279 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,436 Excuse me so much. 280 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:29,794 - What are you doing ?! - Sorry, I have to pack. 281 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,832 - Is heavy! - I feel! - Help! - Pull it up! 282 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:40,198 - Ah! The hand! - Get your hands off my suitcase! 283 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:44,034 - The hand! - Hands off my suitcase! 284 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:03,794 Have patience, don't you have another place to put your butt? 285 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:11,434 - Should I put it this way? - Neither here nor there! Rather move! 286 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:16,992 I'd understand if I put it on your face, but I'm putting it here! What do you want?! 287 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:21,631 - Put it where you want but not here! - He probably travels infrequently. 288 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:26,077 Now it seems to me that he is exaggerating! 289 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,994 Now I take off the pedal and put my feet where I want! 290 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:35,234 - No! I have boxes full of them! - Forget it ... 291 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:39,598 Every limit has a patience! What ways are they? This is not a pigsty! 292 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:43,070 - Who does he think he is?! - Forget it ... 293 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,948 This gentleman tolerates the foot, tolerates the suitcase ... 294 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,112 ... but this is not a tolerance compartment ! 295 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:54,637 Excuse me, but when I see these things, I snap! 296 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:58,952 - If I don't like it I'll put my feet where I like! - Marrano! 297 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:03,318 How dare you offend a gentleman who is distinguished and distinguished ?! 298 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,073 Do you think you are talking to your brother ?! 299 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:11,029 Excuse me, but when I see these things I have to intervene. For me it's a hobby. 300 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:14,112 - I don't know how to thank you. - Must. 301 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:19,832 - He treated him a little badly. - I also almost give him two slaps. 302 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:24,755 - For charity. - I'll even give you three. - Look what his face ... 303 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:29,709 You don't know me, I waged war on the Karst. 304 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:34,512 To every enemy that came I gave two slaps! 305 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:39,958 - I don't know how to thank you. - No, I told you, it's a hobby for me! 306 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:45,910 - If you allow, I'll introduce myself, Rossi ... - I have to punch you! 307 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:51,511 Rascal! How dare you "tamper" with a gentleman ?! 308 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,115 That's enough! 309 00:27:55,200 --> 00:28:01,116 Go to the pigsty with your peers, slut! Holy shit! 310 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:05,352 - Leave, leave ... - I couldn't take it anymore! 311 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:10,719 - Ouch ... - Did it hurt her? The punch was strong! - Yup! 312 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,918 There is a lump. Do you have some ice in your pocket? 313 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:18,959 Yes, now ... What are you saying? We are on the train. 314 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:24,034 It's incredible. Luckily I was there. 315 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:27,510 You have the courage to face such types! 316 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:32,310 Nonsense. As a child I used to kill eagles with a sling. 317 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:37,758 - Not me. I am inspector. - Tell me no more. 318 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:41,992 For me he can be a gentleman, a scoundrel, a thief, a criminal. 319 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:46,517 I don't care, I do it out of friendship, out of a duty of humanity. 320 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:51,594 - I do it for love. - Love ... - Chaste love, God forbid. 321 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:55,912 - Mine is a sense of friendship! - Look what happened to me ... 322 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:59,151 - You don't have to thank me. - I'm going to Naples on a mission ... 323 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:04,553 Secret mission. You don't have to thank me, it's a hobby for me! 324 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:10,476 I got scared! I'm afraid! This is capable of following me! 325 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:14,553 He will come to the hotel, to the restaurant ... I'm afraid! 326 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:18,349 - You are "unconscious", have patience. - I'm afraid all the same. 327 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:22,991 - She mustn't be afraid, I'll protect her! - What do I do? 328 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:26,550 - Come to my home. - No thanks. 329 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,599 I am hospitable. We all are in the family. 330 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:35,151 - I can't take advantage ... - You will come to eat, drink and sleep. 331 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:39,472 - I'll have you put some wet cloths on your head. - And kind. 332 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:43,678 You don't have to thank me, it's a hobby! How should I tell him ?! 333 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:46,877 I am an "obilisk", that's it! 334 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,594 Rossi! Doctor Rossi! 335 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:10,516 Permission, Permission ... Here we are! 336 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:18,035 - What does he do?! - I'll bring you the suitcase. - God forbid! - It is a pleasure. 337 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,916 Doctor Rossi? 338 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:29,556 Doctor Rossi? Doctor Rossi? Isn't that Dr. Rossi? Sorry. 339 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,437 - Are you looking for Dr. Rossi? - Yes I am. 340 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,796 If you are Dr. Rossi, I have to punch you! 341 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,910 - No, let's go this way. - What is happening? 342 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:48,596 - There is confusion. - Let's check. - These sometimes shoot! 343 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:55,633 - Here we go. - Give me the suitcase. - I told you, it's a hobby to me. 344 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,879 It's big! 345 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,078 - Still want something? Some cheese? - No thanks. 346 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:20,473 - Don't insist. - What if he's hungry? Can't you see, he has the face of that ... 347 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:25,270 - As? - He has the face of a complimenter. - No thanks. 348 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,477 - Jole, tell the doctor yourself. - Please! 349 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,791 If you really insist, one more glass of Ruffino. 350 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:35,634 - Would you like a bottle of wine? - No! - Don't pay compliments. 351 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:39,315 - Congratulations to your mom for dinner. - Thanks. 352 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:43,234 This is a dinner, I dare say a snack. 353 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:51,238 But tomorrow evening my wife Italy will make us a lunch with all the trimmings! 354 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:58,431 - She won't want me to come back tomorrow night ... - No, she's here! 355 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:04,914 This house is at your disposal, we are all at your disposal. 356 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:09,755 - I took advantage enough, if you excuse me ... - You want to offend? 357 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:14,789 This is a hospitable house, in the true sense of the word. 358 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:19,112 By refusing our hospitality, it offends the "hospitals" of Europe! 359 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,750 - You tell him. - Please stay. 360 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,594 - Say it, I hang on your lips. - All right! 361 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:32,198 Good boy! A round of applause to the doctor! Long live the doctor! 362 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:39,037 Now we have a nice coffee and then go to bed. 363 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:44,634 Let's move on to the other environments. I make coffee with my hands. 364 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,918 He will have understood that I am Neapolitan, I have a lot of constipation ... 365 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:55,155 Excuse me, I am very familiar with the Neapolitan. 366 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,515 - The machine. - Yup. 367 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:03,037 - I open a parenthesis: the service leaves something to be desired. - But no. 368 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:07,238 It is not a service worthy of his person. 369 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:12,440 But you will understand, little salary, I repeat, little salary, half service. 370 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:17,230 - Closed parenthesis. Jole, keep the doctor company. - All right. 371 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:22,235 - Would you like a bottle of wine? - But no. - He keeps it on his bedside table. 372 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:26,552 Don't you want it? Think about it and let me know. 373 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,029 Jole, please. 374 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,434 - Again. - You are welcome. 375 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:36,555 - Please, take a seat. - After you. - Thanks. 376 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:43,351 You can't say no to his father. It's overwhelming. 377 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,196 He doesn't even leave time to explain ... 378 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:51,149 - Maybe he wanted to go to a hotel. - No, on the contrary! 379 00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,516 For someone used to staying in a hotel all year, ... 380 00:33:54,600 --> 00:34:00,470 ... a friendly family, a nest, they are an oasis in the desert of my life. 381 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,439 - Do you live alone? - Yup. 382 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:10,755 - Antonio! - What's up? - Who's the gentleman you took to dinner? 383 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,435 Shut up, please! 384 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:19,958 That gentleman is the sun of our future, ... 385 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:23,237 ... the glorious dawn of Cavalier Guardalavecchia. 386 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,437 - Do you know who he is? - If I ask you ... 387 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:30,718 The ace in the hole, the secret weapon, the promoter! 388 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,236 - Who is it? - The one who will give me the promotion. 389 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,357 - The inspector general! - Shut up! 390 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:45,036 - What did I say wrong? - Shut up, the enemy listens to us! 391 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:53,309 Damn Guardalavecchia, they turned down the volume, you can't hear it. 392 00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,789 But I will hear! 393 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,873 You can't hang on the wall all day . 394 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:04,397 My career is at stake! And you cover yourself! 395 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:09,918 Who sees us? It's just me you! 396 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,869 A matter of habit, you start by standing half naked on the stage ... 397 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:21,997 ... as you did before you married me, then you are half naked at home ... 398 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,511 Here we are not in France, here there is censorship! 399 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:30,913 Stop it, Peppino, don't think like a provincial. 400 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,356 Come dance, my love! 401 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:40,995 - I'm a primary school teacher. - What a combination, I'm inspector ... 402 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,676 Enough, please! Don't qualify, no need! 403 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:49,833 My daughter is like me: serious, honest and selfless. 404 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,356 You can be a scoundrel, a thug, ... 405 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:57,115 ... a gentleman, a pimp, but we don't care. 406 00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:01,159 We do it out of friendship. For us, friendship is a hobby. 407 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:05,756 We have the hobby in our blood. In the family "we are all obese". 408 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:18,272 - Listen, master. - What's up? - Are you cuckold? - How do you know it? 409 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:22,319 - What is this confidence ?! - A man is sleeping in your wife's room. 410 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,597 - I know. - Cuckold and happy! 411 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,513 Do you want to finish it? I'll slap you! 412 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,195 The room is mine too, I can accommodate whoever I want! 413 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:37,274 Vicious! Luckily I don't sleep in this house of sin! 414 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:41,638 - I'd break your head! - Let alone. 415 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:46,958 - How I slept badly. - Of course, in this house make a triangle! 416 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,157 Will you stop making insinuations? 417 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:56,998 - Vicious! - Do not answer! And you "don't give her twine"! 418 00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:01,437 She's the one who gets it! I'd put it around his neck! 419 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,832 I have a devil for hair! I tremble from how nervous I am! 420 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:12,792 - Please, Mr. Rossi is asleep! - Ah, yes, let him sleep! 421 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:18,393 - Don't let Lomumba bring him coffee . - From who? - Lomumba! 422 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,958 - Assunta? - Yes, the girl. Have Jole bring it. 423 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:27,830 - Why from her? - How tough you are! - I do not understand you. 424 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:33,040 He has shown that he has sympathy for our daughter. Did you understand? 425 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,635 How should I settle for lunch? 426 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:42,874 Set up like this: agnolotti, pasta, pasta in broth, ... 427 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:46,635 ... appetizer, steak, pasta and beans, ... 428 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:51,077 ... coffee, fruit, cheese and ice cream, or rather, double ice cream! 429 00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,913 Who cares! 430 00:37:54,720 --> 00:37:59,748 Because last night you didn't face at the table ... 431 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:03,833 ... the promotion topic that is so close to your heart? 432 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:08,232 Why do I have an ignorant, belated wife who doesn't understand anything ?! 433 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:12,199 What sin have I done? Did I declare war? No! 434 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:16,637 Did I put the sanctions? No! Am I a tax agent? No! 435 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:20,508 - Because? What did I say? - A lot of bullshit. 436 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:26,038 The inspector might have believed that I had done everything on purpose! 437 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:31,240 - But it was done on purpose. - It must have the appearance of the spontaneous thing. 438 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:36,876 I can already see the scene when he enters the office. 439 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:41,829 "Possible? What are you doing here?", "And what are you doing here?". 440 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,753 A hug, a kiss, then he says: 441 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,469 .. "Men stand still, the mountains meet". 442 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:52,758 He smiles, I the languid eye , then the pleasantries ... 443 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:57,675 He says: "But look at the case", and I: "It is the case of the macaroni case". 444 00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,955 Did you understand? Late! 445 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:08,319 - Good morning, colleagues! Napoleon, do you want a safe terno? - Maybe! 446 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:13,558 Played: advancement, pay rise and anger! 447 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:17,679 The anger that you eat someone! I laugh at it! 448 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:24,110 Bravo Mr. "Cocacola"! Colabona! 449 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:28,990 He took out my chair, he made the state tap! 450 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:35,519 I only did it so as not to make antics in front of the inspector! 451 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:40,116 As long as you're sitting in that chair, it's all a joke! 452 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,919 Look'! 453 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:46,436 When your superior enters, stand up! 454 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:50,832 - Should I get up in front of a colleague? - Connect, but superior! 455 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:54,549 Superior by culture, by birth and by wealth! 456 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:59,316 - I'm above 100%! - Don't touch me, don't hurt me! 457 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:03,599 - It hurt me here! - It was a lapse of time. 458 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:08,390 - The inspector general will decide! - She makes me laugh! 459 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,995 - I laugh! - "Laugh, clown!" 460 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:18,394 - The inspector general has already decided, unaware! - How do you know? 461 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:22,553 I know everything. What do we do with the armchair? 462 00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:27,156 - You sit down. - Ah, give up! - No, let's dot the "i" s. 463 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:31,756 - I'll remove the dots! - And I'll put them back, because I have to talk! 464 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:35,276 - You are renouncing! - Not at all! - Admit it! 465 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,830 - We'll see who we have left! - We'll see, dear surveyor! 466 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:43,232 - I'm not a surveyor, I'm a commercial expert ! - But stop it! 467 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:47,313 For twenty years he says he perished and never perishes! 468 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:52,269 Perish once and for all and get out of the way! Do me the pleasure! 469 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:56,639 - Good morning. - Who is she? 470 00:40:56,720 --> 00:41:00,599 How dare you enter the room of an acting official ?! 471 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,116 - I'm ... - Shut up! Get out and be announced! 472 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:08,239 - But I ... - Go away! Get announced! - Sure. 473 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:12,711 - Go! - You're right, I let myself be announced. 474 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:16,952 - Get announced! - I let myself be announced! 475 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,612 Go out! 476 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:27,390 - What's he laughing at? - Nothing. - Laugh, laugh. - I laugh! 477 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,358 "The one who laughs last laughs well." 478 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:42,116 Ready? Italy, it's me, your husband. 479 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:47,077 Listen, are you asleep? Ah, did he get up? Good. 480 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:51,756 Please, breakfast: bread, butter, jam, coffee and milk. 481 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:57,710 I recommend, the sandwiches that are with oil. 482 00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,918 As soon as he comes out, let me know. Hello. 483 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:09,589 - Doctor Matteo Rossi. - Come on. 484 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,240 - You want both safe? - Maybe! 485 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,915 - Liquidation and dismissal. - 32 and 57, thank you! 486 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,156 You are welcome. 487 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:23,392 - Permission? - Forward! - Good morning. - Who is she?! 488 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:28,270 - But I let myself be announced. - I told you to get announced! 489 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:32,672 - He did it. - Who?! - The usher. - When?! - Heads! 490 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:37,038 - Come on, what do you want ?! - Let me finish, I'm ... 491 00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,953 They all start with "I am"! 492 00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:44,670 Listen to me, I am Dr. Matteo Rossi! 493 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:52,229 - Not even Giuseppe Verdi had said. Qualify better. - I qualify. 494 00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:57,031 I'm the inspector general sent by the company's management! 495 00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:02,069 Right now the inspector is eating bread, butter and jam. 496 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:09,350 - And coffee! - Listen, dear, dearest, most lovable Colabona ... 497 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:13,115 How do you know Colabona? 498 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:16,988 Yes, he kindly came to pick me up at the station. 499 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:21,995 This is a hellish plot , a plot against me! Have pity! 500 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:28,271 Have pity! If you don't want to do it for me, do it for my wife and children. 501 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:33,593 - But if he has only one daughter! - I can still have more, right? Have pity! 502 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:39,676 - "Guardalaracchia"! - "The old". - Stop with these hysteria! 503 00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:43,639 These are the hysteria of an upright official , believe me! 504 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:46,757 My characteristic notes speak for themselves! 505 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,719 Unfortunately they cannot speak, because they have not been found. 506 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:54,509 This is another plot against me! 507 00:43:54,600 --> 00:44:00,038 Stop it! Even those of Signor Colabona have not been found ! 508 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:05,638 - No? - There c'era "Colabona"? - The "scolabrodo" ... - Colabona! 509 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:09,952 If you want, I'll tell you, I know them by heart. 510 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:14,033 - Mr. Santoro loved me. - What did he say about me? 511 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:18,750 - Turkish things. - In fact, the father was born in Constantinople. 512 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:23,914 - He wrote the notes in Turkish! - None of this matters. 513 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,437 - But how? - I regulate myself following my personal impressions. 514 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,909 I'll be based on what I see. 515 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,949 What I saw today is not in your favor, Guardalavecchia. 516 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,999 You are a hysteric, a madman, a maniac! 517 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:46,030 In work as in life it takes kindness, sweetness, tact! 518 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,513 Touch! Touch! 519 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:55,396 Touch, touch ... See, dear Rossi of the same name ... 520 00:44:55,920 --> 00:45:03,759 In life as in work it takes gentleness, kindness and tact. 521 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,993 One must never get caught up in anger. 522 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:13,313 But when a gentleman like me is faced with a scoundrel, ... 523 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:19,236 .. fetentone, pimp, who eats, drinks and usurps and does not qualify, ... 524 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:24,519 .. I don't care about kindness, sweetness and tact! 525 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:29,515 Do you know what I do ?! First of all, I take off the supplies! 526 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:35,596 - Go away! - How dare you ?! - Usurper! Go away! 527 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:40,515 - What did I do ?! - Out! The stuff of this! 528 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:45,515 - Antonio, wait ... - But why? - Out! 529 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:50,116 - It's a shame! - Who knows what happened! 530 00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,873 - The triangle is over, huh ?! - Shut up! 531 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:57,476 - You pretend to be an inspector! - I'm a school inspector! 532 00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:03,908 - Go to school! - No, no! My stuff! 533 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:08,630 - Antonio, calm down! - The suitcase! At least say hello to your daughter! 534 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:15,476 - Antonio, calm down! - This is mine! 535 00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:19,314 - Your daughter is crying! - And the father doesn't laugh! 536 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:23,598 Here is who laughs, my bitter enemy ! Joker! 537 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:29,550 - He's your friend! - Now it isn't anymore! Joker! 538 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:33,599 - You could ruin it with this reputation. - I want to ruin it! 539 00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:38,151 Laugh because you think you have the promotion in your pocket! 540 00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:43,837 The one who laughs last laughs well! In the end I want to "mess up"! 541 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:50,110 I don't stop in front of obstacles! He who hesitates is lost! 542 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:55,115 - A Guardalavecchia tells you! - Antonio, are you crazy? 543 00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,796 Collaborate! 544 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:03,550 - Good morning. - Good morning, Commander! 545 00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:07,952 - I'm pleased with you, already at work. - Always early. 546 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:12,158 - It's been years! - Please, take a seat. - What am I saying? Shines! Bilustri! 547 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:15,391 - You are welcome. - And she? - I sit here. 548 00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:19,632 This pleases me. I didn't get a good impression yesterday . 549 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:23,156 He's right! Let me tell you, you are right! 550 00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:27,153 Yesterday I was nervous, and today I am too! I'm always nervous! 551 00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:31,756 - Why? - I should talk, but ... - Talk. 552 00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:36,516 - Can I make you a confidence? - Tell me, Guardalavecchia. 553 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:40,639 - A danger hangs over us. - No! - Yup! - No! - Yup! 554 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:45,475 There is a jinx in this office. I don't mention names, but it's right here. 555 00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:49,838 Junk is a superstition, gypsy stuff! 556 00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:54,710 - He does not believe it? Will have evidence. - There are no jetters! 557 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:59,954 This is not a bad guy. 558 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:05,910 He comes from a family of bad guys. He's a hereditary jinx. 559 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:12,519 The grandfather, good soul, was on board the "Titatic" as a sailor. 560 00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:19,119 You know what happened, a misfortune. Only the grandfather was saved. 561 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:24,479 Then he landed in Messina and said: "What a beautiful city!". 562 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:29,873 - That night, Messina earthquake. - No ... - Don't you believe it? 563 00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:35,110 One day he went to bathe in Casamicciola. 564 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:41,072 Do not create complexes, they must have been coincidences. 565 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:47,110 Do you call them coincidences? One today, one tomorrow, in the end there are too many. 566 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:53,150 I don't believe it, but if you want we can remove Horse from his room. 567 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:58,553 Horse no. Besides, a horse is always handy. 568 00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:04,112 But then you want to allude to Cola ... 569 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:10,116 Don't mention it, for heaven's sake! A catastrophe happens here! 570 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,953 - Good morning. - Good morning. 571 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:17,670 This is all nonsense, get back to work. 572 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,433 - Good morning, Commander. - Good morning. 573 00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:26,955 - Will you allow me a phone call? - Do you also call early in the morning? 574 00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:33,912 - I sow during the day and harvest at night! - Quite right. 575 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:39,870 Ready? Tatiana! "Horse I am"! 576 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:45,239 That tile! He almost broke my neck! 577 00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:49,199 - Careful, maybe the shelf falls! - How scary! 578 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:53,876 One day he falls. I 've been saying this for twenty years but no one listens to me. 579 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,633 All right, "loving". 580 00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,750 So what should I do with this practice? 581 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,957 - Has it been signed? - Yes sir, "it was initialed". 582 00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:09,068 - When? Now now! - Now now! - Horse, take her from there! 583 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:13,035 - Horse, take her from there! - Horse ... - Horse ... 584 00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:21,878 - What's up? - Nothing. 585 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,911 - Were you looking for me? - Oh yes. 586 00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:33,553 - Take it to the antique dealer Tommasi. - The deaf? 587 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:36,552 Yes, but now! Walk! 588 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:42,835 - Guardalavecchia. - Commands? - Come on a moment. - Immediately. 589 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:48,711 - I had to completely redo the practice of Anapi! - Wow! 590 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:54,079 Was she escaped from her? - No! - And by whom? - From Colabona. 591 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,958 - Here is Colabona. - Good morning, inspector! 592 00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:01,113 - Did you prepare a file for the Anapi? - It's not my business. 593 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:05,671 It was full of mistakes! May it never happen again! 594 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:09,389 - Clear ?! - Clear? - An inkwell! - Immediately. 595 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,074 Attention, it could get stained. 596 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,595 - He spotted it! - But ... - What did I tell you? 597 00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:24,438 - It does not matter. Where is a sink ?! - In the hallway! 598 00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:28,718 Bad practices, stains ... Nothing works here! 599 00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,189 This shelf can also fall! 600 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:38,798 - He hurt himself? - Inspector! - COLABONA, DON'T TOUCH ME! 601 00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,156 - Don't touch it! - DO NOT TOUCH ME! 602 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,356 Watch out for the tile! 603 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:49,035 He dropped it! Unfortunate! 604 00:52:54,240 --> 00:52:57,152 - I'll help you! - Don't worry about me anymore! 605 00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:59,959 - I wanted to remove the stain. - Let it go! 606 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,759 I told you, it's a power! 607 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:07,391 Touch this, I always carry it, since I've been with him! 608 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:11,992 Couldn't he have chosen another place? To the sea, in this weather? 609 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:16,358 At least here we are sure that his father will never come. 610 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,318 His father became an obsession. 611 00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:23,359 The other day, when Elvira called me by phone, ... 612 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:28,195 .. I seemed to go crazy, it had never happened to me! 613 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:33,115 There was dad, I couldn't speak. You know how you feel about him. 614 00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:36,033 I am not to blame if he believed me someone else. 615 00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:40,750 Pay no attention to it, that's how it is, but someday it will pass. 616 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:45,470 Someday ... When? I can not take it anymore! 617 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:54,393 I need ... to see her, to talk to her ... always. 618 00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:59,350 Mr. Rossi, but then you ... 619 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,278 - Yes it's her? - Yup! 620 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:08,514 Oh God! I'm happy! 621 00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:14,316 - What do I do? I kiss you! - Not here, someone might see us. 622 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:18,678 Why not here? It's me, you and the sea ... 623 00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,712 Come on, guys, it's raining soon. 624 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,555 No, let me get off! 625 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:32,871 - What do I do with this practice? - Take her from there. 626 00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:36,555 - Yet? - Take her to protocol! 627 00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:41,953 He only knows how to telephone females! It is a donkey called Horse! 628 00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:46,272 - Good boy! - There's the antique dealer. 629 00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:51,396 - There is the deaf. - Ah, yes ... - Do you have to tell him something? 630 00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:55,832 - No, you serve him. - Do I serve him? 631 00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:05,308 To what do I owe the honor of this morning pain in the ass ? 632 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,039 I can't believe my ears! 633 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:12,557 - Your ears did you bad. - Repeat it! 634 00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:17,794 - It's useless, you are so deaf as a bell! - But no, I can hear it! 635 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,316 - No! - Yup! - How is it possible? - Quite possible. 636 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:25,598 - He's so deaf that he doesn't even feel a headache ... - Now I can hear it! 637 00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:29,798 - Do you want proof? - Yup! - Look there. 638 00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:38,032 That's enough! I've always been insulted in this office! 639 00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,839 But I will never go back! 640 00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:44,913 I have to thank your usher who gave me these glasses! 641 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,629 Do you hear with your eyes and see with your ears? 642 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:52,269 Don't be a fool! I feel it! 643 00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:56,512 - Who gave them to you? - The usher. - Napoleon? - Yup! 644 00:55:56,600 --> 00:56:00,878 - Long live Napoleon! Always live! - Long live Napoleon! 645 00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:15,192 # This deaf man went stupid! # 646 00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:22,073 She laughs under that dirty nose mustache she keeps on her muzzle! 647 00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:27,188 She is a Judas! It should be called "Colagiuda"! 648 00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:30,670 - What's going on here ?! - And he! 649 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:35,515 - Mr. Guardalavecchia treats customers badly! - I?! 650 00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:40,071 Did you hear how the deaf man screamed? The customer is sacred! 651 00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:44,631 - You are a layman, you should never open your mouth! - Because? 652 00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:50,352 When he speaks, something happens! I didn't mean to say it, but it pushed me! 653 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:53,637 - Oh yes? - He spoke three times this morning! 654 00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:57,713 - So? - Three cataclysms have happened! 655 00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:03,477 - The tile, the shelf and the ink! - Excuse me, inspector! 656 00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:07,314 I need to put the dots on the "i"! 657 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:11,951 - Do you consider me a jinx? - That didn't mean that. 658 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:17,239 - You think so too! - It's not true! - Of course! It's true?! 659 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:22,314 - The facts speak for themselves! - Did you hear ?! - It's not true! 660 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:26,029 But he believes it! I can see it from the face! 661 00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:30,636 Well then I'm jinx! Who knows, maybe I will agree! 662 00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:36,989 But be careful, where I pass, ruin passes! 663 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:43,315 - I made Santoro die! - Calm down. He wants something? - No! 664 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:49,475 Inspector, do you pamper him? Such an individual should be turned away! 665 00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:53,599 NO, I MUST BE PAMPERED! EVERYONE MUST PAMPER ME! 666 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:59,198 - We'll give you the promotion! - No! - I better be a jinx! 667 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:03,671 Pass "the cuddle", I stand! But the promotion is not! 668 00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:08,276 - The promotion yes! - He wants to give it to him because he fears it! 669 00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:12,512 - The ink, the tile, the shelf ... - I made it all up! 670 00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:18,789 - What did you invent ?! - If you're jinx, kill the inspector! 671 00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:22,793 But she is crazy! I am still young! 672 00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:26,793 - I would kill her, but ... - I want to live! 673 00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:31,271 Jetters have tremendous power ! They break! They break! 674 00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:34,318 - Break something! - I'd gladly break something! 675 00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,756 - Break the window! - I'll break it! 676 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:44,836 Sorry, I was waiting for the delivery of 7 ebony coffins from Valtellina. 677 00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:53,513 This promotion has become an obsession. 678 00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:58,958 Look how we have to talk to each other. They fight and we get in the way. 679 00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:04,194 Ambition, the desire for power made them become enemies. 680 00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:07,431 - Teresa! - See you tomorrow. - Hello. 681 00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,954 - Italy! - Here I am! 682 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:14,876 - Long last! Who were you talking to? - With nobody. 683 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:20,159 - You were talking to Guardalavecchia's wife ! - Yes, it's true! 684 00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:23,596 What do we have to do with the quarrels of you men ?! 685 00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:27,150 That's not a man, he's a poisonous snake! 686 00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:31,631 Don't go around like that! Cover up! 687 00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:35,429 That's not a man, he's a poisonous snake! 688 00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:40,355 It compromised my promotion, which was almost safe! 689 00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,478 I was holding the promotion! 690 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:47,997 Doctor Rossi had taken a liking to me, I almost called him "you". 691 00:59:48,080 --> 00:59:53,473 - I would have called him "Matteo"! - Is his name Matteo Rossi? - Yup. 692 00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:59,593 - Because? Do you know him? - No, no, so ... it seemed to me ... 693 01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:04,433 - I thought there was nothing wrong with that. - Not bad, bad! 694 01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:08,399 To Colabona's relatives, family members, related, collateral, ... 695 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:12,712 .. legitimate and natural ascendants and descendants , we must not speak! 696 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,756 And me and the phones! 697 01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:19,550 I do not stop neither at the first, nor at the second nor at the third obstacle! 698 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:24,031 As they say in Chiavari: "Whoever stops is lost!". 699 01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:30,474 I'll stop! Let alone! 700 01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:37,913 Isonzo Bar? I need to speak to Cavicchioni. 701 01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:41,032 - Cavicchioni! - Yup! - On the telephone! 702 01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:46,558 Play, but do not steal because I will run you! So to speak. 703 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:49,556 Thanks. 704 01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:55,039 Ready? Yes I am! Good evening, Cavalier Guardalavecchia! 705 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:59,109 - Listen to me. - You are. 706 01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:05,519 All right. But don't I end up at the police station again? 707 01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:11,232 Leave it to me, I'm a pro of these things. 708 01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:13,914 OK Bye. 709 01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:19,509 Adua! I have something for you! 710 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:23,637 Hey! Deficient! 711 01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:29,113 I want to earn you a few lira and you lead me? 712 01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:45,511 Was he supposed to come right here ?! It seems to me a "teasing"! 713 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:50,628 Does it bother you? I don't laugh at anyone, I just do "po-po". 714 01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:56,033 In this office you can no longer do "po-po" ?! And where should I do it ?! 715 01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:01,513 - Cavalier Colabona, a lady is asking about you. - Of me? 716 01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,478 - It's her, isn't it? - I'm not expecting anyone. 717 01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:08,838 If you have to talk to her, talk to her! Should we send her away? 718 01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:14,995 - He says he has to speak to you personally . - With me? Talk to us! 719 01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:20,279 What does he look like in front of a lady? Let her in. 720 01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:25,354 - Look ... - Leave it to me, I 'm a man of the world. 721 01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:31,068 Colabona, I'm leaving, if not ... 722 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:35,352 I'm leaving, otherwise I disturb. 723 01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:40,116 Good luck. Good luck. 724 01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,999 - Permission. - Forward. 725 01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:54,115 - Please take a seat. - Thanks. 726 01:02:56,520 --> 01:03:01,514 - Lady or young lady? - Miss. - Congratulations then. - Thanks. 727 01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:05,195 - What can I help you with? - Permit? - You are welcome. 728 01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:08,909 If you have to ship, there's the office on purpose. 729 01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,754 - Ah, fun! - So, tell me. 730 01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:19,518 So, I came to ... Oh, how hot it is here! 731 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:25,755 Do you feel hot? Maybe I'm used to it, but it doesn't seem so hot. 732 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:30,197 It's terrible! Allows? 733 01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:35,475 - That's better. - You are welcome! 734 01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:42,359 - Tell me, I have no time to waste! - Ah, yes, so ... 735 01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:47,999 - Oh, but it's really stifling! - What are you doing ?! 736 01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:52,119 I take it off, I just can't stand it! 737 01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:55,712 - Miss! - Because? 738 01:03:55,800 --> 01:04:00,669 - But we are not in Africa! - But when she's hot, don't you undress? 739 01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:05,436 - But he gets naked! - When I'm hot I take off everything! That's better! 740 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:09,638 - Can you open that window? - No, miss! 741 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:13,395 - Do you know what I do? I undress. - But there's the inspector! 742 01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:17,075 It is so hot! Why doesn't she get naked too? 743 01:04:17,160 --> 01:04:22,154 No! Mamma Mia! There's the inspector, please! 744 01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:29,316 No, but what does it do? Doctor Colabona! Oh, it tickles me! 745 01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:34,471 Collaborate! 746 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:37,358 - Inspector ... - This is beyond limits! 747 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:40,477 - Who is this ugly gentleman? - It's the inspector! 748 01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:44,075 How disgusting, my gentlemen! 749 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:48,439 - Is he crazy ?! - I don't like it, you're cuter! 750 01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:52,399 - I do not know her! - Of course? We're engaged! 751 01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:57,270 - You are a married man! - I swear, I've never seen her! 752 01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:01,956 - Even if he's married, let's go to Mexico, right? - I have a family! 753 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:08,115 Are you afraid of him? Instead when there was the other, every Saturday ... 754 01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:12,273 - On Saturday! - Lie! It is an attack on my integrity! 755 01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:16,399 - Horse, put an end to this scandal! - With pleasure! 756 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:20,712 - Believe me! - I believe what I see! - Damn! 757 01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:24,031 Horse! How dare you ?! Go away, you! 758 01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:28,989 - You're a real liar! - You owe me an explanation! - Yes, inspector! 759 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:33,509 I am as good as a lily! Leave me alone! 760 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:37,798 I do not know her! It's a Guardalavecchia attack! 761 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:42,510 All right. Horse, dress the lady. Send me Guardalavecchia! 762 01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:47,833 - Come to the office, Colabona! - Yes, "con la bona"! - What are you saying? 763 01:05:47,920 --> 01:05:53,677 - You dress the lady! - Come to my office! 764 01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:58,072 She's coming to my office, right ?! Forward! 765 01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:03,228 - I want to get dressed, it's cold! - That's fine, miss. 766 01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:07,996 - I'll help you. - What are you doing ?! - The inspector wants Guardalavecchia! 767 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:12,153 - Come, "most loving"! - These are safe numbers! 768 01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:16,392 - Cavaliere Guardalavecchia, from the inspector general! - Flight! 769 01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:22,677 - Come in and sit down! - Where is it? - There! - Yes sir. 770 01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,595 - Mr. Guardalavecchia! - Yes sir! 771 01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:34,151 - Mr. Colabona says he never met that woman. - Never! 772 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,073 - Let me talk! - Let him talk! 773 01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:40,755 - And I believe him! - That's good, it's a human case. 774 01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:44,515 No, I don't believe there are human cases! 775 01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:48,593 Tell me the truth: is there under your hand? 776 01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:52,434 Do you think I would have put my hand under 777 01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:56,991 But when he wanted to pass me off as a jinx, he put it there! 778 01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:00,675 And she instead gave the deaf glasses! 779 01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:06,915 That's enough! What it was, it was! From today I will be very strict with you! 780 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:12,154 The fiftieth anniversary of the founding of this headquarters occurs in days . 781 01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:17,519 The great officer Amilcare Pasquetti will take part in the party, ... 782 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:21,673 .. or the general manager and owner of this company! 783 01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:27,234 And to all of you present in this glorious venue, ... 784 01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:32,599 .. who saw me for years sitting at a table in quality ... 785 01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:36,753 Adventitious. 786 01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:41,914 As a simple adventitious. An affectionate greeting goes to all of you. 787 01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:46,199 My unconditional embrace ... 788 01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:51,718 .. also go to those who, while not sitting in the offices, ... 789 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:58,672 .. they take care of our merchandise on ships, trains and planes! 790 01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:05,472 I would be grateful if you tried to pay a dutiful homage ... 791 01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:08,358 .. to our customers! 792 01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:14,037 It is not in vain to say that he has made our motto his own! 793 01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:18,514 Ditta Pasquetti, perfect transport! 794 01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:32,229 Enough, you confuse me! 795 01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:43,117 - Teresa! - Matteo! Then it's you! 796 01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:48,991 I have aged a little, but you have remained as beautiful as then. 797 01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:56,111 - It's been years ... - Come on, Teresa, let's sit down. 798 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:07,872 - Attention, my husband ... - Your husband? - Yup. 799 01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:14,513 - You are welcome. - Thanks. And his wife? - No, she's an employee. - Pleasure. 800 01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:19,671 I don't understand why my sister hasn't arrived yet. 801 01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:24,470 - Did you bring your sister? - He lives here, he would never leave Naples. 802 01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:28,633 - Natural. - It's romantic, full of poetry. 803 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:33,874 - Yes, it's a romantic city. - I was talking about my sister. 804 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:37,396 - Excuse me. - You are welcome. - Would you like some ice? 805 01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:43,271 I would appreciate it, if it were possible. Please. 806 01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:50,189 - Are you happy with him? - He loves me , and I love him. 807 01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:55,752 But I have not forgotten you. I remained a bachelor. 808 01:09:55,840 --> 01:10:00,436 - Really? - Yes. - Did you do it for me? - Yup. 809 01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:03,592 Why didn't you wait for me? 810 01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:07,794 I've been waiting for you all night, but you didn't come. 811 01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:12,590 - It was our first love date. - Ah, yeah ... 812 01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:17,789 That night, on my way to you, the Germans took me. 813 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:23,159 What a night, that night! What a blow! 814 01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:28,189 I did not know this. But I've been waiting for you. 815 01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:31,670 Why didn't you wait for me before getting married ?! 816 01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,672 I could not remain a spinster! 817 01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:40,433 - Antonio, eat. - I have certain nerves ... - Why? 818 01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:44,957 - Look who Teresa is talking to. - With the inspector general. 819 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:48,476 - Does it seem like nothing? - What's up? 820 01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:51,791 Colabona 's wife is seducing the inspector, ... 821 01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:55,156 .. to get the promotion for her husband! 822 01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:59,597 - Colabona sent "la bona"! And who am I sending? - I'll go there! 823 01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:04,515 - I am a Guardalavecchia, not Colabona! - Then I'm off! 824 01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:07,115 We can start over, can't we? 825 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:13,833 - What are you saying? Now I am a lady. - Exactly. - Matteo! 826 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:18,748 I'm sorry I missed your speech. 827 01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:24,995 But the third program carried some wonderful Shakespearean pages. 828 01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:28,311 - I see. - Excuse me, Mr. President! 829 01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:32,439 Meet an excellent official, Cavalier Guardalavecchia. 830 01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:36,798 - Thanks. - Pleasure. - Please, lady. - You're welcome, miss. 831 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:43,035 - Did I make a gaffe? - Yeah! - It does not matter. 832 01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:47,716 - You know, sometimes ... - It happens. Aren't they married yet? 833 01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:52,078 Now he has made the gaffe! 834 01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:57,359 - The gaffe? - Another gaffe! - A big gaffe! - A "gaffone"! 835 01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:03,516 - No ... - Sorry. - I'm Giulia Pasquetti, your sister. 836 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:08,754 - Ah ... - The sister! - How long? - As? 837 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:16,633 - Of course, a sister is born with her brother. Excuse me. - Miss! 838 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:23,353 Has such a beautiful young lady not found her soul mate yet? 839 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:30,710 It's a beautiful compliment that I really appreciate! 840 01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:36,352 A compliment to my sister is a passport to my friendship! 841 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:42,754 - I do not understand. - A passport ... - For esteem and friendship. 842 01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:46,150 Thank you thank you! 843 01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:53,593 The young lady is not only beautiful, I dare say she is even ... 844 01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:58,598 - Are you offended if I say this? - Please. - Even divine! 845 01:12:58,680 --> 01:13:01,240 - Very nice. - I am angry. 846 01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:05,757 I don't mind his poetic vein at all. 847 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:13,599 - Not to be outdone by my colleague ... - Colabona, please! 848 01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:18,037 It is not necessary, any compliment would be superfluous. 849 01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:22,511 - I should tell you something. Dear, I leave you in good company. - Great! 850 01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:25,558 - Permission, sister. - Colabona! 851 01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:29,838 Pay no attention to it, he's an idiot. Excellent employee, but deficient. 852 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:34,118 Wrong practices, commits gaffe ... He should be punished! 853 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:39,354 - I'll talk to my brother, he never says no to me. - Oh yes? 854 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:43,194 If I wanted to, instead of punishing him I could get him promoted. 855 01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:48,115 - Then nothing was understood! - Did I say something wrong? 856 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:51,636 With that mouth he can say anything he wants. 857 01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:57,670 But if anyone needs to be promoted, that's me, Miss Pasquetti! 858 01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:03,357 - Call me Giulia. - If you allow, I'll call her Juliet. - Oh! 859 01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:07,309 - And his name? - For her, I'm Romeo. 860 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:11,632 Yes, a little "maturotto," a Romeo of the territorial, but valid. 861 01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:15,269 That's not it, age doesn't matter. 862 01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:20,674 - Juliet meets Romeo ... - It's a sign of destiny. 863 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:26,153 - God, it's hot. - Let's go freshen up in the garden. 864 01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:32,994 Be careful, there are some holes. They do it on purpose, it's kind of a hobby. 865 01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:37,312 As you can see, this garden is a morgue. 866 01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:41,359 What a beautiful night, wonderful, starry lunar! 867 01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:45,797 It seems like a night made especially for lovers. 868 01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:49,589 - I don't believe in love anymore. - Oh, no? 869 01:14:49,680 --> 01:14:52,831 - I have loved only once in my life. - Oh yes? 870 01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:56,799 - A Shakespearean actor, a superior man. - A marshal? 871 01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:59,758 - No, an actor. - Ah, sorry. 872 01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:04,516 A great interpreter of the poet, and a poet himself. 873 01:15:05,040 --> 01:15:09,591 His voice was music, his words poetry. 874 01:15:09,680 --> 01:15:13,559 - Fiance? - More! - Ah! 875 01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:18,111 I loved him without inhibitions, beyond social conventions! 876 01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:21,749 - Yes! - Beyond love, beyond death! 877 01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:25,515 - Is dead? - No! - I live? 878 01:15:25,760 --> 01:15:30,914 One day he went out to buy cigarettes. He never came back. 879 01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:37,512 - He must have found the closed tobacconist. - What are you saying? - Sometimes they close. 880 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:42,151 She doesn't smoke, otherwise she would know that sometimes tobacconists close. 881 01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:46,870 - We talked in verse. - Even weekdays? - Always! 882 01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:51,954 - You know Shakespeare. - We called him William at home. 883 01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:58,473 "To be or not to be? That's the problem!" 884 01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:05,037 My problem only you can solve. The rest is silence. 885 01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:09,113 - Oh yes, silence. - Silence. 886 01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:26,672 - The second part is better. - Silence is golden. 887 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:31,232 The silence of my heart, which has been silent for some time, who ... 888 01:16:32,080 --> 01:16:37,313 - Huh? - Who! - Who? - Who will ever make him talk ?! 889 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:41,632 - What? - My heart! - I! - She? - Yeah. 890 01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:45,599 Will he be able to dedicate himself only to me? But are you free? 891 01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:50,959 In a certain way, yes. We are all slaves of need! 892 01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:56,952 "There's something rotten in Denmark!" Mah! 893 01:16:57,080 --> 01:17:00,390 - But she is unconstrained. - I'm in a "blind link". 894 01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:04,792 Not anymore, I will take you from the sea to the shore. 895 01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:09,431 - From...? - From the sea to the shore! - To look for "the sea in the egg"! 896 01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:14,116 You Romeo, I Juliet! We will relive the balcony scene! 897 01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:18,876 - When? - Tonight. - Where are you? - You will easily find the house. 898 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:24,637 - It is in the Veronese style, after Portici, in the countryside. - But it's a lot of money! 899 01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:29,511 - Your tastes are exquisite! - The gentlemen are served. 900 01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:49,990 " Whoever has never felt a wound laughs at scars ." 901 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:55,599 But slowly, what light do I see from that balcony? 902 01:17:55,680 --> 01:18:00,196 That window is the East, and Juliet the promotion! 903 01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:05,957 Juliet! Juliet! 904 01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:10,389 - Juliet! - Romeo! 905 01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:13,870 Oh, Juliet, drop the ladder! 906 01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:16,952 Sit down instead, and don't be in a hurry. 907 01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:20,316 But where should I sit, if there is no sgabel here? 908 01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:23,631 Sit on that slope, or speak at the foot. 909 01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:27,156 I'll be favoring all of a sudden, standing up from below! 910 01:18:27,280 --> 01:18:30,636 - What are you asking? - I ask if you love me. 911 01:18:30,720 --> 01:18:35,430 - Oh, si, v'amo go. - "reckless youth of luck." 912 01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:40,992 Yes, I love you. But I came to the balcony to tell you not to be imprudent. 913 01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:43,469 My brother rightly suspects. 914 01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:47,758 And last night, more than one employee smiled a smile of irony. 915 01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:52,630 I don't care if someone has already had fun, I want you to be mine soon. 916 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:59,394 - You propose to me then to be lovers. - We are not the only ones, there are many. 917 01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:02,553 But will you make me your bride one day? 918 01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:10,718 I can not! How dare you marry a humble employee who is always penniless? 919 01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:15,752 - We could make some sacrifices. - Better get me head of office! 920 01:19:15,840 --> 01:19:19,116 "A gloomy cook, a little pepper head." 921 01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:22,154 Your love is interested then. 922 01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:26,631 My Juliet, you have misunderstood! I love you in every way, and you know it! 923 01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:31,840 - This love can get us in trouble. - It doesn't matter, I'll give you my heart. 924 01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:36,869 It is too little for great love. Besides the heart I want everything else. 925 01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:41,033 - Want the offal? Tell me, I'm quick. - Giulia! 926 01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:45,636 - My brother calls me, what a cancellation. - Shall I go up to the little room? 927 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:50,157 - Please don't, it's not fair! - Where there is danger, there is more taste! 928 01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:54,756 Anyway, we'll see you elsewhere tomorrow. 929 01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:59,311 - Already I'm all fire. - It's a very safe, secluded place. 930 01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:05,316 Tomorrow, with my ticket, you will divert to where the hotel is located. 931 01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:10,918 - And then? - Tomorrow night at last you will know ... 932 01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:15,353 - What? - Do you want to know now? An advance? 933 01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:19,389 How good is cheese with pears. 934 01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:25,311 - Giulia! - I have to go. See you soon my love. 935 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:31,709 - Health. - Thanks. 936 01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:36,032 - Goodbye, Juliet. - Goodbye. - Goodbye, Juliet. - Goodbye. 937 01:20:36,120 --> 01:20:39,954 - Juliet ... - I understand, bye! - Do not get angry! 938 01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:50,631 Words, fiction and sneezing ... 939 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,757 What do you have to do for this promotion! 940 01:20:58,160 --> 01:21:02,392 There is a hotel on the outskirts that is ideal for a tête-à-tête. 941 01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:07,600 - Reserved, quiet, better than a garçonnière. - Who cares? 942 01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:12,754 It is called Villa Lolita. Here is the address and telephone number. 943 01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:18,949 Keep it well, I am a serious and above all honest man! 944 01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:23,511 Give it to me, I'm an honest and serious man too , but sometimes ... 945 01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:30,153 How do you say? We are men, we belong to this sex! 946 01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:35,551 - I want to get married white. - With the veil, I promise you! 947 01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:40,111 Our escape, our romance , must be a fiction. 948 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:46,878 - Your parents should catch us in one ... - In one? 949 01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:50,077 - In a hotel room! - Mario! 950 01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:54,870 Faced with the fact that they believe it is complete, they will give us their assent. 951 01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:59,636 - What are we gonna do in a hotel room all night? - Jokes. 952 01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:04,999 - Thing? - I know a lot. Yours will surprise us before midnight. 953 01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:09,990 Yes, I promise you, it will be romantic. 954 01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:14,869 Si, cast. Chaste. 955 01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:20,829 We will remember together the long night of '43, when we don't ... 956 01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:26,713 If you promise me we'll be as naïve as then, I accept. 957 01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:34,112 Oh, dear, dear ... You make me awfully happy. 958 01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:40,197 Yes. Bye, bye, bye ... 959 01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:44,439 Hi dear. 960 01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:56,996 Dear Horse! 961 01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:05,869 I made her come here for a very delicate thing. 962 01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:08,554 "Man of the world I am." 963 01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:13,760 You see, I'm alone, a bachelor, here in Naples I don't know anyone. 964 01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:19,517 I am intimate with certain terrible females : Albanians, Tunisians ... 965 01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:24,879 One moment, Horse. How to say? I have the woman. 966 01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:29,988 - What I miss is ... - The alcove. - Exactly. 967 01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:34,392 Quiet, Commendatore, I know a very comfortable place. 968 01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:37,392 No, look, Horse ... 969 01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:42,874 This is a married woman, I don't want to compromise her. 970 01:23:42,960 --> 01:23:46,919 I already understood that. "I'm a 'dolce vita' technician." 971 01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:51,869 At Villa Lolita, they don't even ask the ladies for documents. 972 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:55,111 - Not even the documents! - Dear Cavallino! 973 01:23:56,080 --> 01:24:02,474 I don't understand how my parents will know where to come and surprise us. 974 01:24:02,560 --> 01:24:08,556 It's called Villa Lolita, very misunderstanding! My grandfather used to go! 975 01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:15,430 Tonight you will leave a letter in which you naively say where you are going. 976 01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:21,595 - Yours will rush. - I can't write a letter like that. 977 01:24:21,680 --> 01:24:25,673 Yes, you are a teacher, you can only dictate. 978 01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:30,151 But I'm the inspector. This time the inspector will dictate to the teacher. 979 01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:34,995 Here you are, I'm very organized. This is the pen. 980 01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:43,032 Are you ready? Then: "Dear dad, I am writing to you and my hand ..." 981 01:24:43,320 --> 01:24:46,392 - # It almost trembles ... # - "It almost trembles ..." 982 01:24:46,480 --> 01:24:51,190 - So, knight, what should I do? - Wait a moment. 983 01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:08,552 - Do you know where you need to take her? - To Miss Juliet ... 984 01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:10,596 Shut up, idiot! 985 01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:13,916 Wait, I'm coming out! 986 01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:21,672 Ah, it's that of the attack on the station! 987 01:25:42,680 --> 01:25:46,389 Ah, rascal! 988 01:25:46,480 --> 01:25:50,632 He wants to get to promotion with his brother's sister! 989 01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:53,188 We will see it, Guardalavecchia! 990 01:25:57,120 --> 01:26:01,477 - President, here they are! - Where am I? - One moment... 991 01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:05,788 - President, here they are! - There is nobody! 992 01:26:06,240 --> 01:26:10,472 - In the name of the president, come out! - Out! 993 01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:13,711 - What did you say? - Out! - Out! 994 01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:19,318 - There are not. - She's kidding me! 995 01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:23,951 - No ... - There's nobody here! - Why? - He should know! 996 01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:28,397 - I humbly ask. - You should know! 997 01:26:28,480 --> 01:26:33,076 But if it's an infamy , I'll send it to Sardinia, do you understand ?! 998 01:26:33,160 --> 01:26:35,196 No, President. 999 01:26:35,280 --> 01:26:40,070 If it is an infamy against my sister, I will send her to Sardinia! 1000 01:26:40,160 --> 01:26:45,712 - I'd got it right. - Understood? - It's true! - No! - It's true! - No! 1001 01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:51,318 - There is a song that haunts me. - Do you think it's time to sing ?! 1002 01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:57,475 Did I let you read the blotting paper ? Have you read it? 1003 01:26:57,560 --> 01:27:04,636 Yes, I'm not deaf! I have read it, but it is not enough! 1004 01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:11,154 "Cuckoo"? Love? Juliet? 1005 01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:15,509 Giuliettuccia? 1006 01:27:16,560 --> 01:27:19,358 Juliet, where are you? 1007 01:27:21,680 --> 01:27:23,636 Busy? 1008 01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:29,639 You can see that it hasn't arrived yet. 1009 01:27:33,320 --> 01:27:35,276 He confides in me. 1010 01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:41,758 - Good evening. - Good evening Miss. 1011 01:27:41,840 --> 01:27:47,676 - Mr. Rossi's room. - Room 43, first floor. - Thanks. 1012 01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:56,711 Beautiful shy of Antonio, ... 1013 01:27:56,840 --> 01:28:00,958 .. my sublime love, sweetest passion, ... 1014 01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:06,273 .. please talk to your brother, let me have the promotion. 1015 01:28:09,480 --> 01:28:14,952 I am training, and this is not coming. I speak to blanks! 1016 01:28:17,560 --> 01:28:22,554 - Good evening, I'm Doctor Rossi. - Room 43, first floor. 1017 01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:27,191 - I asked for a cold dinner and champagne. - Sure. 1018 01:28:27,280 --> 01:28:31,671 - A lady will have to come. - He's already in his room. - Just me. 1019 01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:34,036 - Here. - Thanks. 1020 01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:40,797 Champagne no! 1021 01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:43,553 Teresa! Teresa! 1022 01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:45,916 Teresa... 1023 01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:54,593 Teresa, are you here? 1024 01:28:55,840 --> 01:28:59,469 - Teresa? - I'm here. - Where is it? - Here! 1025 01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:04,717 Ah ... love! 1026 01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:08,952 Let's hide in another room. I am sure to surprise them. 1027 01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:13,238 - Colabona! - They must be here! 1028 01:29:13,560 --> 01:29:18,270 - Where do you want to drag me? - Haven't you figured it out yet? 1029 01:29:19,360 --> 01:29:23,990 The president with Colabona! How did the damned know? 1030 01:29:24,080 --> 01:29:29,313 Anathema to you, Colabona! Cursed! To you the "bad Easter"! 1031 01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:37,112 - No, Matteo! - My love! 1032 01:29:38,640 --> 01:29:42,155 - Matteo! - Teresa! 1033 01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:45,996 Please don't insist! 1034 01:29:46,080 --> 01:29:51,029 Do you remember that long night of '43, '44, '45, '46, '47 ... 1035 01:29:52,080 --> 01:29:56,596 - Where is 44? - And ask me? 1036 01:29:56,680 --> 01:30:01,390 - And then! - We're out of 44 now! 1037 01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:03,436 Let's hide in 43! 1038 01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:07,832 Matteo, he's my husband! That kills us! 1039 01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:13,556 Oh God! 1040 01:30:18,360 --> 01:30:23,514 - You?! - She?! - My hat! 1041 01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:30,438 - So, let's go in? - Yes. - Ouch! 1042 01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:34,149 - He hurt himself? - No. - I heard "Ouch". 1043 01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:37,630 Let's stay here, it seems to me the right place. 1044 01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:41,759 I don't know how I got persuaded to come here! 1045 01:30:41,840 --> 01:30:47,198 - I was a fool! - It's true. - Do not touch me! - I didn't touch her. 1046 01:30:54,840 --> 01:30:58,310 Doorman, please room 43. 1047 01:30:58,880 --> 01:31:01,997 Did you play? 1048 01:31:02,080 --> 01:31:06,119 - I have no alarm in my pocket, it was the phone. - Ah, there he is. 1049 01:31:06,200 --> 01:31:14,232 Ready? Adulterers are in the bathroom. 1050 01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:17,428 Okay, okay. 1051 01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:24,591 - I'm in the bathroom. - I'll wait for you here. - The two of us in the bathroom! 1052 01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:30,198 - I have no will. - No, his sister and the concubine are in the bathroom! 1053 01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:39,158 Hide inside! Shut up, please! 1054 01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:42,995 - Out! - As? - Out! - You know, I don't understand ... 1055 01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:45,913 The president said: "Out"! 1056 01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:51,431 - No! - Inspector ... - Rossi, are you here? What are you doing ?! 1057 01:31:51,520 --> 01:31:57,709 - I live here. - Here? - And who is there with you in there? 1058 01:31:57,800 --> 01:32:01,588 - As? - Who's in there ?! - Speak clearly! 1059 01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:05,309 - Who is there? - Nobody. - I don't believe you. Let us pass. 1060 01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:10,554 - It is not possible! - Colabona, execute! - I run! 1061 01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:19,758 - But that's my daughter! - Pope ! - My daughter, what are you doing here ?! 1062 01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:25,073 Here is the great mother scene! Throw your daughter into the inspector's arms! 1063 01:32:25,160 --> 01:32:29,233 - Lei ce I'ha with you? Stia zitto tool! - Lenon ?! 1064 01:32:29,320 --> 01:32:34,110 He threw his wife into the inspector's arms ! I'll show you! 1065 01:32:34,200 --> 01:32:40,196 - Do not move! - Here she is! - Pepper! - Pope! - Pepper! - Pope! 1066 01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:46,869 - I want to know something! - Pepper! - Pope ! - Cover up! 1067 01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:52,191 - Peep a horn! - Two horns, you are a cuckold! Stop with your hands! 1068 01:32:52,280 --> 01:32:56,831 - You stand still with your hands! Distorted father! - Indicator light! 1069 01:32:56,920 --> 01:33:01,277 - Paraninfo! You will pay for it! - You will pay it to me! 1070 01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:07,913 - If anyone has to pay ... - It's him. - What do I have to do with it? And he! 1071 01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:11,549 Inspector of my boots! The corrupter of minors! 1072 01:33:11,640 --> 01:33:16,111 - I don't know your daughter! - I arrived on time. - He's not involved. 1073 01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:20,512 - He wanted to get my daughter drunk! - He wanted to get my wife drunk! 1074 01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:25,833 - Your wife does not need to get drunk! - How many bottles! 1075 01:33:25,920 --> 01:33:31,358 - It was a good memory! - Nice memory! - Nothing happened! 1076 01:33:31,440 --> 01:33:36,116 Do we want to laugh at it and end it with tarallucci and wine? 1077 01:33:36,200 --> 01:33:40,432 Wait a minute, if anyone has to say "enough", it's just me! 1078 01:33:40,520 --> 01:33:46,231 - Chiang Kaishek spoke! - You have to justify yourself! - I? 1079 01:33:46,320 --> 01:33:51,030 - He wanted to seduce my sister! - Shame on you! - My Italy! 1080 01:33:51,480 --> 01:33:55,632 - Let's put it on patriotism! - Don't think about your daughter's honor! 1081 01:33:55,720 --> 01:33:59,633 Let's not digress! 1082 01:33:59,720 --> 01:34:02,871 They shot! The Indians are coming! 1083 01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:06,191 They hurt me, I have some holes. 1084 01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:13,551 Please don't digress! 1085 01:34:13,640 --> 01:34:18,794 She said Guardalavecchia and my sister had an appointment! 1086 01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:23,078 - In room 44! - It's not true! 1087 01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:38,036 Most veiled lady of my heart, welcome to this love nest. 1088 01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:43,634 - Jole! Pope! - Mario! - Did I arrive on time? 1089 01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:47,998 - What do you want? - Your daughter's hand ! - In the meantime, I'll give you mine! 1090 01:34:48,080 --> 01:34:52,232 - Antonio! - Pope ! - Sorry, is Horse here? 1091 01:34:52,320 --> 01:34:56,996 - We have the donkey, if you keep it! - Here's my sweetie! Hello! 1092 01:34:57,080 --> 01:35:01,471 Pepper, while you were singing the song to me you were betraying me! 1093 01:35:01,560 --> 01:35:09,717 - Send this ugly lady away! - It's not true! - Permission! 1094 01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:13,588 - Remove these flowers! - Yup... 1095 01:35:13,680 --> 01:35:19,755 I am fed up! You are two hypocrites, two liars! 1096 01:35:19,840 --> 01:35:23,753 This is to the detriment of the company, but I will never allow it! 1097 01:35:23,840 --> 01:35:29,153 For me nothing else exists! Pasquetti company, perfect trips! 1098 01:35:30,080 --> 01:35:34,392 I understand Sardinia, but I didn't understand why we dressed like that. 1099 01:35:34,480 --> 01:35:37,392 As usual, he doesn't understand anything. 1100 01:35:37,480 --> 01:35:42,395 When we land in Sardinia the Sardinians will say: "They belong to us", ... 1101 01:35:42,480 --> 01:35:44,948 .. and they will take a liking to us. 1102 01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:48,828 - Do you plan to stay a lot? - No! He who hesitates is lost! 1103 01:36:02,840 --> 01:36:04,796 Farewell, Italy! 95528