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♪ I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER
FOR A MILLION YEARS ♪
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♪ AND I'LL WE'LL BE TOGETHER ♪
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♪ FOR A MILLION MORE ♪
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♪ OH, IT'S LIKE I
STARTED BREATHING ♪
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♪ ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED ♪
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♪ AND I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE ♪
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♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪
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♪ WITHOUT US? ♪
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♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪
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♪ WITHOUT US? ♪
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♪ AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHIN' ♪
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♪ WE CAN'T LOVE
EACH OTHER THROUGH ♪
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♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪
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♪ WITHOUT US? ♪
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♪ SHA LA LA LA ♪♪
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NOW, ANDY, JUST BECAUSE
MY BIRTHDAY IS IN A WEEK,
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DOESN'T MEAN YOU
HAVE TO GO ALL OUT.
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I DON'T WANT YOU
RUNNING AROUND TOWN,
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SPENDING ALL OF YOUR MONEY.
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IF YOU WANT TO GO INTO
TWO OR MAYBE THREE STORES,
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THAT'S FINE.
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OH, READING A BOOK
TO ANDREW, JENNIFER?
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OH, YEAH, THE THREE PIGS.
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HE LOVED IT.
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ONE OF HIS FAVORITE STORIES.
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I'M SIZE 7.
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BIRTHDAY TALK, HUH?
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HE BROUGHT IT UP.
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OH, I'M GLAD HE DID.
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WE SHOULD START MAKING
PLANS FOR YOUR PARTY.
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JENNIFER, I WAS GOING
TO SURPRISE YOU,
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BUT I CAN'T WAIT.
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I'VE WORKED OUT SOME NEW
PUPPET SKITS FOR THIS YEAR'S PARTY.
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SWELL, DAD.
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NOW, IN THE FIRST ONE,
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FLUFFY AND MARV ARE IN A BOAT...
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UH, FLUFFY IS ROWING.
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STEVEN, DON'T YOU THINK
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JENNIFER IS TOO OLD
FOR PUPPET SHOWS?
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REALLY?
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THINK SO?
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OH, COME ON, MOM, DAD LIVES
FOR THESE PUPPET SHOWS.
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NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY.
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IT'S O.K. IT'S O.K.
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I KNOW, BUT I DON'T
WANT DAD TO MOPE.
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I'M NOT GOING TO MOPE.
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ALL RIGHT! YOU CAN
HAVE YOUR PUPPET SHOW.
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YAY! WELL, I'M GOING
TO TAKE ANDY UPSTAIRS
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AND WORK ON SOME OF
MY NEW MATERIAL WITH HIM.
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NOW, ANDY, THIS IS IMPORTANT.
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THERE ARE REALLY TWO PUPPETS.
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NOW, FLUFFY'S THE FUNNY ONE.
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NOW I KNOW WHY I
STOPPED HAVING BIRTHDAYS.
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, HEAD'S UP,
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ELLEN'S ON HER WAY OVER,
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AND I WANT TO MAKE
A GOOD IMPRESSION.
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COULD YOU ALL KNEEL AND
LOOK UP AT ME ADORINGLY?
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ALL RIGHT, O.K., YOU
DON'T HAVE TO KNEEL.
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JUST... JUST DON'T
RUN AWAY, O.K.?
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I NEED YOU IN HERE
FOR BACKGROUND.
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YOU KNOW, I LIKED
IT A LOT BETTER
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WHEN YOU DATED GIRLS
YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT.
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I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.
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AND THAT IS A SLUR
ON MY CHARACTER.
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YOU NAME ONE GIRL
I'VE GONE OUT WITH
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THAT I DID NOT CARE ABOUT.
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SHARON WEBSTER.
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UGH.
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THERE SHE IS.
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ALL RIGHT, UH, HELP ME OUT HERE.
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HOW DO I LOOK BETTER,
SITTING OR STANDING
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OR KIND OF A
COMBINATION OF THE TWO?
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THAT LOOKS MOST NATURAL.
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HI, ELLEN.
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HI, HOW YOU DOING? FINE.
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HI, ELLEN.
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AAH!
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ALLOW ME TO APOLOGIZE
FOR MY FAMILY.
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WE DO THIS ALL THE TIME.
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HEY, ALEX TOLD ME
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YOU HAVE A BIG BIRTHDAY
COMING UP, JENNIFER.
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NUMBER 13.
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YEAH.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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OH, THANK YOU, ELLEN.
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THEY WERE ON SALE.
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LET'S NOT FORGET
WHO WON THAT ONE.
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THANKS A LOT.
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YOU KNOW, ELLEN,
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THE MORE I GET TO KNOW YOU,
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THE MORE I LIKE YOU.
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AND I THINK YOU'RE REALLY NICE.
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BUT I THINK I SPEAK FOR
EVERYONE WHEN I SAY THIS...
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WHY ALEX?
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I LOVE A CHALLENGE.
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SO, WHERE YOU GUYS
OFF TO THIS MORNING?
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OH, WE'RE GOING DOWNTOWN TO THE
SUSAN B. ANTHONY LIBRARY TO STUDY.
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YEAH, WE'VE GOT
AN EXAM COMING UP
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IN OUR BABES ON PARADE CLASS.
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BABES ON PARADE?
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THE ACTUAL NAME OF THE COURSE
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IS IMPACT OF WOMEN ON AMERICA.
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AS IF THERE WERE ONE.
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ALEX. ALEX.
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OH, COME ON, I'M SERIOUS.
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I MEAN, I CAN'T
BELIEVE THAT WOMEN
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CAN ACTUALLY TAKE A
COURSE ON THEMSELVES.
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IT'S LIKE CHARLES DE
GAULLE TAKING FRENCH.
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COME ON, ALEX, WE BETTER GO.
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SUSAN B. ANTHONY
HATES TO BE KEPT WAITING.
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ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE.
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GOOD-BYE. BYE.
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WHO'S, UH, WHO'S SUSAN B.
ANTHONY, ONE OF THEIR TEACHERS?
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SHE'S A DEAD FEMINIST, MALLORY.
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YUCK.
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HI, EVERYBODY.
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HI, CHRISSY. HI, CHRISSY.
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WANT TO WALK TO
SCHOOL TOGETHER, JEN?
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SURE. I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
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SO, HOW YOU LIKING
JUNIOR HIGH SO FAR?
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JUNIOR HIGH'S REALLY DIFFERENT.
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THERE ARE A LOT OF CUTE BOYS,
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AND ALL THE GIRLS WEAR
REALLY CUTE CLOTHES
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AND HAVE CUTE HAIR STYLES.
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HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR CLASSES?
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THEY'RE, UM... UH...
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CUTE?
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YEAH, YEAH.
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THAT'S THE WORD I
WAS LOOKING FOR.
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MOM, I'M GOING TO BE LATE.
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I'M READY. BYE-BYE, GIRLS.
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BYE. BYE.
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GUESS WHAT, JEN.
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STACIE CONNORS ALMOST
SAID HI TO ME YESTERDAY.
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WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING?
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STACIE CONNORS IS ONE OF THE
MOST POPULAR GIRLS IN SCHOOL.
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WHY DO YOU THINK
I'M TELLING YOU?
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JENNIFER, IF STACIE
CONNORS SAYS HI TO US,
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WE COULD GET POPULAR, TOO.
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CAN YOU IMAGINE US
IN THE POPULAR GROUP?
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I'D DIE.
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I'D LAY DOWN AND DIE.
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I DON'T KNOW IF I'D DIE.
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I MAY COUGH A LITTLE.
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CHRISSY, THIS COULD BE THE
ANSWER TO ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS.
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THE REASON WHY WE
HATE JUNIOR HIGH SO MUCH
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IS BECAUSE WE'RE NOT POPULAR.
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WE'RE OUT OF IT.
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IF THEY LET US INTO THEIR GROUP,
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OUR LIVES WILL HAVE MEANING.
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I KNOW.
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WE CAN EAT LUNCH AT THEIR TABLE.
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PEOPLE WILL LOOK UP TO US.
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WE COULD LOOK DOWN
ON OTHER PEOPLE.
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ALL THE CUTE BOYS WILL LIKE US.
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WE'LL GET INVITED TO
ALL THE GREAT PARTIES.
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IF WE PULL THIS OFF,
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IT WILL BE THE BIGGEST
BREAKTHROUGH OF OUR LIVES.
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I KNOW. WE'LL GO
FROM BEING MISERABLE
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TO BEING THE HAPPIEST
PEOPLE IN THE WORLD,
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BUT IT'S NOT GOING
TO BE EASY, CHRISSY.
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SO FOR NOW, LET'S
STAY CALM, O.K.?
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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IT'S GOING TO BE SO GREAT.
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I KNOW!
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NOW, WHAT WE HAVE TO DO IS
CATCH THEIR ATTENTION, JEN,
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GET THEM TO NOTICE US.
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I HAVE A PLAN.
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IT'LL LET THEM KNOW
WE'RE INTERESTED
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AND STILL KEEP OUR DIGNITY.
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WHAT, GIVE THEM MONEY?
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NO. I'M HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY,
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AND WE'LL INVITE THEM TO THAT.
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT IF THEY SAY NO?
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THEN WE'LL GIVE THEM MONEY.
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THERE THEY ARE,
JEN, THE COOL KIDS.
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THAT'S WHERE WE WANT TO BE.
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O.K., GOT THE INVITATIONS?
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YEAH.
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LET'S GO.
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HI, BETH.
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WELL, HI, JENNIFER.
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HI, I'M HAVING THIS BIRTH...
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JENNIFER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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NOT HER. SHE'S NOT COOL.
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THAT'S BETH HOOPER.
SHE'S MY FRIEND.
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SHE'S ON MY SOCCER
TEAM. I REALLY LIKE HER.
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WOULD YOU STOP WITH
THIS LIKING PEOPLE STUFF?
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IT'S REALLY UGLY.
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NOW, LOOK, JENNIFER.
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THOSE ARE THE GIRLS WE WANT.
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THAT'S WHERE WE WANT TO BE.
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AT THAT TABLE.
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NOW LET'S GO, AND
REMEMBER, BE COOL.
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O.K., SO I'M WALKING
THROUGH THE MALL, O.K.?
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AND I'M AT THAT CUTE
HAT STORE, RIGHT?
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AND THEN, GET THIS...
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THE HEEL OF MY SHOE COMES OFF.
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OH, MY GOD! THAT'S
SO EMBARRASSING!
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I JUST GO, "OH, PLEASE!"
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OH, MY GOD, STACIE.
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I'D DIE. RIGHT, JENNIFER?
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OH. UH... YEAH. AND
I'D GO TO THE FUNERAL.
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JENNIFER, YOU'RE A RIOT.
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COME ON, JENNIFER, TALK
ABOUT IMPORTANT STUFF...
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LIKE CLOTHES.
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OH, STACIE, I THINK YOU
LOST ONE OF YOUR EARRINGS.
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I'M ONLY WEARING
ONE EARRING, O.K.?
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LIKE, NO ONE WEARS
PAIRS ANYMORE.
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YOU KNOW, I HAD TO REPLACE
ALL MY PAIRS OF EARRINGS
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WITH SINGLE EARRINGS.
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IT COST A LOT.
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JUST CHECKING.
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LIKE, CAN'T YOU GUYS READ?
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THIS TABLE IS
PRESERVED, YOU KNOW?
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O.K., LISTEN. I'M SERIOUS.
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THERE'S THIS HOT
PARTY, YOU KNOW,
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AND EVERYBODY'S
GOING TO BE THERE.
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SO, YOU KNOW,
YOU CAN COME. O.K.?
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LIKE, WHO'S GOING TO BE THERE?
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LIKE, EVERYBODY.
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LIKE, WHO?
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LIKE, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.
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BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN?
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WELL, ACTUALLY, BRUCE BERNSTEIN.
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BUT HE'S LIKE BRUCE
SPRINGSTEEN IN MANY WAYS.
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HE WAS BORN IN THE U.S.A.
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LISTEN, WE'RE, LIKE,
GOING TO SO MANY PARTIES.
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O.K.
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MAYBE NEXT YEAR.
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YOU'VE GOT TO COME.
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I MEAN, LIKE, IT'S GOING
TO BE REALLY GOOD.
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I MEAN, LIKE, REALLY,
REALLY GOOD. REALLY.
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REALLY?
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REALLY.
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REALLY.
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O.K. O.K. O.K.
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00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,754
O.K.! SEE YOU THEN.
241
00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,088
BYE-BYE.
242
00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,090
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, JENNIFER.
243
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,592
THEY'RE COMING. I KNOW!
244
00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:43,927
SATURDAY AT THIS TIME,
245
00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:46,029
THE COOL KIDS WILL
BE AT YOUR HOUSE.
246
00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,296
THAT MEANS YOU'LL BE COOL.
247
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,899
AND SINCE I KNOW
YOU, I'LL BE COOL, TOO.
248
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,356
LET'S MAKE SURE TO DRESS WARMLY.
249
00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,509
THIS IS GOING TO BE A
WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY PARTY, JEN.
250
00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:00,843
JUST LIKE LAST YEAR.
251
00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:02,812
OH, I HOPE SO. LAST
YEAR'S WAS GREAT,
252
00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:06,556
EXCEPT WHEN ALEX TRIED
TO COLLECT COVER CHARGE.
253
00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:09,885
COME ON, IT WAS JUST A BUCK.
254
00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:12,955
AND A TWO-DRINK MINIMUM.
255
00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:18,327
WELL, THE PUPPET
SHOW'S ALL SET TO GO.
256
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:21,152
FLUFFY AND MARV ARE
RELAXING IN THE KITCHEN.
257
00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:24,166
THEY'RE A LITTLE NERVOUS,
258
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,768
BUT ONCE THEY HEAR
THE ROAR OF THE CROWD,
259
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,169
THEY'LL BE FINE.
260
00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:30,028
MOM, YOU'RE NOT SPENDING
ENOUGH TIME WITH DAD.
261
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:33,831
OH, I'LL GET IT.
262
00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:36,879
HEY, HO! Steven: HEY, SKIP.
263
00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:39,314
HEY. WHERE'S MALLORY?
264
00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:40,850
SHE'S AT THE STORE WORKING LATE.
265
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,085
SHE'LL BE HOME SOON.
266
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:44,887
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, MRS. KEATON.
267
00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,689
DON'T TELL ME.
268
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:49,258
YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING
DIFFERENT TO THE ROOM.
269
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:52,094
WE PUT UP SOME
PARTY DECORATIONS.
270
00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:54,897
NO. NO, NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
271
00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:57,566
WE'RE HAVING A BIRTHDAY
PARTY FOR JENNIFER, SKIPPY.
272
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,001
YEAH, LOOK, SKIP,
WHY DON'T YOU, UH,
273
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:00,302
STICK AROUND AND HELP OUT, HUH?
274
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,846
OH, I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
275
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,639
YEAH. I'LL GET IT.
276
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,640
OH, THEY'RE HERE.
277
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,041
HI! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HI!
278
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,576
HI, KIDS! COME ON IN!
279
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,911
COME ON.
280
00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:09,945
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
281
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,547
HI, MR. KEATON.
282
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,983
BETH, THANKS FOR COMING, O.K.?
283
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,284
THANKS FOR
INVITING ME, JENNIFER.
284
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,652
I HAVEN'T BEEN TO A PARTY
285
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,821
SINCE YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY PARTY.
286
00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:20,756
ME NEITHER.
287
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,313
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
288
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,763
LIKE, HI, O.K.?
289
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,330
OH, COME ON OVER HERE, KIDS.
290
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,499
GET YOUR PARTY FAVORS.
291
00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,667
PARTY FAVORS?
292
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,370
OH, PLEASE.
293
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,874
CAN YOU BELIEVE THE
COOL KIDS IN YOUR HOUSE?
294
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,208
OH, GOD.
295
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,442
JENNIFER. HUH?
296
00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,945
WHAT IS ALL THIS PURPLE STUFF?
297
00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:44,179
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CHRISSY?
298
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,715
IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR.
299
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,516
JENNIFER, NO ONE
LIKES PURPLE ANYMORE.
300
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:48,550
IT'S OUT.
301
00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:49,786
THIS IS BIG TROUBLE.
302
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,788
WHY IS EVERYTHING
THIS LAME COLOR?
303
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:54,646
I'M GOING TO DIE.
304
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:58,827
SO, UH...
305
00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,496
YOU, UH...
306
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,852
COME HERE OFTEN?
307
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:06,035
GIVE IT UP.
308
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,670
ALL RIGHT.
309
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:11,374
CAN I, UH, CAN I HAVE
EVERYONE'S ATTENTION, PLEASE?
310
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,809
WELL, THIS IS A VERY... A
VERY SPECIAL OCCASION,
311
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,311
AND WE'D LIKE TO WELCOME
ALL OF YOU TO OUR HOUSE.
312
00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:17,446
YOU'RE ALL JENNIFER'S FRIENDS,
313
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:21,584
AND, WELL, YOU'RE ALL
VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE.
314
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,442
GIVE YOURSELVES A BIG ROUND
OF APPLAUSE BEFORE WE START.
315
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,994
UM... LET'S... LET'S
START WITH A GAME.
316
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,228
YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND
OF AN ICE BREAKER.
317
00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:36,599
WHAT WE DO IS TELL OUR
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT.
318
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,583
LIKE, HOW ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
319
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,070
O.K., WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?
320
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,706
OH, ME, ME. I GOT LOTS OF THEM.
321
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:46,742
YOU ALWAYS WANT
TO GO FIRST, SKIPPY.
322
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,245
THIS IS THE ONLY
GAME I'M GOOD AT.
323
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,013
LIKE, WHAT IS IT
WITH THIS PARTY?
324
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,582
I MEAN, BETH HOOPER IS HERE.
325
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,185
SHE IS THE GEEK OF ALL TIME.
326
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,788
JENNIFER, WE'VE GOT
TO FIX THIS PARTY FAST.
327
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,790
THE COOL KIDS ARE BORED.
328
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:04,134
I KNOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO DO, THOUGH, CHRISSY.
329
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,328
HI.
330
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:07,963
OH, HI, MAL. GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
331
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:09,398
JENNIFER, HOW'S IT GOING?
332
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,566
TERRIBLE.
333
00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:13,924
PARTY FAVORS. OH, PLEASE.
334
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,973
MALLORY, I NEED YOUR HELP.
335
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,108
THE COOL KIDS HATE MY PARTY.
336
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,576
O.K. COME WITH ME.
337
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:24,580
AND THEN THERE WAS THE
TIME I PARACHUTED INTO FRANCE.
338
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,237
MOST EMBARRASSING.
339
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,655
JENNIFER, IF YOU
WANTED TO BE COOL,
340
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:33,756
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK ME.
341
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:34,824
I CAN SHOW YOU.
342
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:37,593
I THINK I'M PROBABLY
HOPELESS, MALLORY.
343
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,661
JENNIFER, IT'S EASY TO BE COOL.
344
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:42,031
YOU KNOW, ALL HAVE TO
KNOW ARE A FEW KEY PHRASES.
345
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:45,134
UM... TRY SAYING "HI."
346
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,135
HI.
347
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,203
NO. NO.
348
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,704
NO... JENNIFER...
349
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:51,106
TRY IT LIKE THIS.
350
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:54,332
LIKE, HI, O.K.?
351
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,236
NOW... NOW YOU TRY IT.
352
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:03,386
LIKE, HI, O.K.?
353
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,953
NOT BAD, NOT BAD.
354
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:08,491
WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN
YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING?
355
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,326
"I DON'T LIKE THAT"?
356
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,261
NO. TRY IT THIS WAY.
357
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:16,087
YEEWW! GROSS! I WANT TO PUKE!
358
00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:24,273
I COULD NEVER DO IT
THAT WELL, MALLORY.
359
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,775
SURE, YOU CAN.
360
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,209
IT JUST TAKES PRACTICE.
361
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,278
LET'S WORK ON YOUR WALK.
362
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,480
THERE'S A WALK, TOO?
363
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,849
OF COURSE. HOW YOU GOING TO
GET FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER?
364
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,751
LET ME SEE YOUR WALK.
365
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,520
YOU'VE SEEN ME WALK, MALLORY.
366
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,710
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU WALK COOL.
367
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:51,155
I HAVE NEGLECTED YOU, HAVEN'T I?
368
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,503
YOU'VE BEEN BUSY SHOPPING.
369
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,626
WATCH ME.
370
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,965
YEEWW!
371
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,416
FACE IT, MALLORY. THERE'S
NO WAY I'M GOING TO GET COOL
372
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,318
WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES.
373
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,987
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO
UPSTAIRS AND GO TO SLEEP.
374
00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:13,956
NO, JENNIFER, YOU'VE
GOT TO GIVE IT A TRY.
375
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,858
THE COOL KIDS ARE
GOING TO LOVE YOU.
376
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,127
WELL, I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE.
377
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,096
THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
378
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,265
WE'VE GOT TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS HAT...
379
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,101
AND SO, MY FRIENDS,
380
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,603
SAIL WITH US AGAIN SOMETIME
381
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:31,162
ON THE S.S. FLUFFY.
382
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,945
BRING A LIFE JACKET! HA HA HA!
383
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,346
OW!
384
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,470
OW! OW!
385
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:45,221
♪ GOOD MORNING, STARSHINE ♪
386
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:48,758
♪ THE EARTH SAYS HELLO ♪
387
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:52,861
♪ YOU TWINKLE ABOVE US ♪
388
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,598
♪ WE TWINKLE BELOW ♪
389
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,766
♪ NIPPY NOB DOOBY ♪
390
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,502
♪ NIBBY NOBBY NOOBY ♪
391
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:00,503
♪ LA LA LA ♪
392
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:01,959
♪ LO LO ♪♪
393
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,106
BRAVO!
394
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,576
LET'S HEAR IT FOR
MARV AND FLUFFY
395
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,910
AND FOR STEVEN KEATON!
396
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,880
COME ON, EVERYBODY,
GIVE HIM A BIG HAND!
397
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:12,381
THANKS, GUYS. THANK YOU.
398
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,050
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
399
00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,451
O.K. WHY DON'T YOU
ALL COME IN THE KITCHEN.
400
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,119
WE'LL CUT THE CAKE.
401
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,956
OH, GOOD. YEAH.
402
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:23,659
LIKE, THIS IS THE LAMEST
THING I'VE EVER DONE, O.K.?
403
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,350
YEAH, AND YOU KNOW,
THERE ARE NO BOYS HERE.
404
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,301
LIKE, HI, O.K.?
405
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,437
JENNIFER.
406
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,704
O.K., I'M SERIOUS.
407
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,908
I REALLY THINK YOUR
LAME PARTY IS DYING.
408
00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:40,242
OH, MY GOD!
409
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,178
I'M SO EMBARRASSED, YOU KNOW?
410
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,645
YOU THINK I KNEW
411
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,647
HOW LAME THIS PARTY
WAS GOING TO BE?
412
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,217
FORGET IT.
413
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,019
WELL, O.K.
414
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,421
YOU KNOW, LIKE I'M 13, O.K.?
415
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,822
AND MY PARENTS STILL TREAT ME
416
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,092
LIKE I'M 12 1/2.
417
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,827
WELL, DON'T YOU HAVE
ANY CONTROL OVER THEM?
418
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,495
I KNOW, I KNOW, LIKE,
RIGHT AFTER THIS PARTY,
419
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,653
I'M MOVING OUT.
420
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,835
WAY TO GO, JEN.
421
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,269
I'M REALLY NOT MOVING OUT...
422
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,238
SHH!
423
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,773
COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
424
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,597
WE'LL GO TO MY HOUSE.
425
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:21,851
LIKE, YOU COMING
WITH US, OR WHAT?
426
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:25,376
WELL, LIKE, I CAN'T
LEAVE MY PARTY, O.K.?
427
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:29,313
CHRISSY.
428
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,616
COME ON, JEN.
429
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,197
O.K.
430
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,386
O.K.
431
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:46,642
STEVEN, COULD YOU READ
THE NOTE ONE MORE TIME?
432
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:51,880
"O.K. LIKE, I WENT...
433
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:55,206
TO, LIKE, STACIE'S, O.K.?"
434
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,254
"STACIE'S, O.K.?"
435
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,678
MAYBE IT'S A DUDE RANCH.
436
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:07,229
"I'LL BE, LIKE, YOU
KNOW, HOME LATER.
437
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:12,735
"I, LIKE, HOPE IT'S O.K., O.K.?
438
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,393
SIGNED... LIKE, JENNIFER."
439
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,541
TRY READING EVERY THIRD WORD.
440
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,543
O.K.
441
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:25,547
"O.K., O.K., O.K., O.K... O.K.?"
442
00:18:25,571 --> 00:18:28,784
AT LEAST WE KNOW SHE'S O.K.
443
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:32,120
WHY WOULD SHE RUN
OUT ON HER OWN PARTY?
444
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,990
LOOK, DAD, I DON'T WANT TO
HURT YOUR FEELINGS OR ANYTHING,
445
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,625
BUT IT WAS KIND OF
A CHILDISH PARTY.
446
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:39,695
I MEAN, PURPLE
DECORATIONS, PUPPET SHOW...
447
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,797
MAYBE ALEX IS RIGHT WHEN
YOU COME TO THINK OF IT.
448
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,465
YOU KNOW, THOSE SILLY NAME TAGS,
449
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,334
A STUPID PUPPET SHOW...
450
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,704
ALL RIGHT! I REALLY RESENT THIS!
451
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:52,263
FLUFFY AND MARV ARE BEING
MADE THE SCAPEGOATS HERE.
452
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,778
THEY DESERVE BETTER TREATMENT.
453
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,246
STEVEN, THEY ARE PUPPETS!
454
00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:00,170
THEY ARE JUST HUNKS
OF FELT AND CARDBOARD.
455
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:10,147
THAT'S ALL THEY ARE
TO YOU, HUH, ELYSE?
456
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,963
IS JENNIFER BACK YET?
457
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,565
NO, BUT SHE LEFT US THIS NOTE.
458
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,768
WE THINK SHE'S AT A DUDE RANCH.
459
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,871
OH, SHE'S AT STACIE'S.
460
00:19:21,895 --> 00:19:23,605
SHE'LL ONLY BE
STAYING A LITTLE WHILE.
461
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:25,674
SHE'LL BE BACK SOON.
462
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,299
DOES IT SAY IN
THERE WHY SHE LEFT?
463
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,280
NO, BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHY.
464
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,948
SHE THOUGHT THE
PARTY WAS REALLY DUMB...
465
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,950
YOU KNOW, WITH THE
GAMES AND THE PUPPETS.
466
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:38,876
O.K.! WHY DON'T WE JUST
BURN THEM AT THE STAKE?
467
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:43,458
LOOK, WILL YOU FORGET ABOUT YOUR
STUPID PUPPETS FOR TWO MINUTES
468
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,362
AND THINK ABOUT YOUR
DAUGHTER, STEVEN?
469
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,796
LOOK, JENNIFER WAS
TRYING REALLY HARD
470
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,432
TO IMPRESS STACIE AND
ALL THOSE COOL GIRLS.
471
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,868
SHE WAS EMBARRASSED
BY THE PARTY,
472
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,436
SO SHE LEFT WITH THEM.
473
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:55,804
LOOK, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
474
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,406
THEY DON'T STRIKE ME
AS THE KIND OF GIRLS
475
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,841
JENNIFER WOULD WANT
TO BE FRIENDS WITH.
476
00:19:58,865 --> 00:19:59,909
WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN THEM?
477
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:02,477
AT 13, I THINK YOU
JUST WANT TO BE IN
478
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,812
WITH THE POPULAR CROWD.
479
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,915
YOU DON'T STOP AND THINK
WHAT THAT CROWD IS LIKE.
480
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:10,408
WELL, IT WAS YOUR IDEA
TO LET HER TURN 13, ELYSE.
481
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,882
LIKE, HI, O.K.?
482
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:21,552
WELL, SHE WROTE THE NOTE.
483
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,634
WHY DID YOU LEAVE, JENNIFER?
484
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,337
LIKE, DIDN'T YOU,
LIKE, GET MY NOTE?
485
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:31,373
I TRANSLATED IT FOR THEM.
486
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,808
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR NOTE.
487
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:37,346
YOU HAD NO RIGHT LEAVING
HERE WITHOUT TELLING US.
488
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:40,516
YOU WERE RUDE TO US AND
CERTAINLY TO ALL YOUR GUESTS.
489
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,984
LIKE, I KNOW, MOM,
490
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:44,853
BUT, LIKE, MY PARTY
WAS, LIKE, SO LAME.
491
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,423
JENNIFER, WHY ARE
YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?
492
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,458
LIKE, LIKE WHAT?
493
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,914
LIKE, LIKE THAT.
494
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:56,065
LIKE, LIKE THIS IS HOW I
TALK, LIKE, NOW, O.K., DAD?
495
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,800
LIKE, LIKE HELL YOU DO!
496
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:01,625
LIKE, LIKE CALM DOWN, O.K.?
497
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,140
ELYSE, WHAT...
498
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:06,742
I'M SORRY.
499
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,144
YOUNG LADY, YOU GO
UPSTAIRS TO YOUR ROOM,
500
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:11,079
AND YOU DON'T COME DOWN
501
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,514
UNTIL YOU CAN APOLOGIZE...
502
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:13,716
IN ENGLISH.
503
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,217
O.K.
504
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,841
AND STOP SAYING "O.K."!
505
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,425
WELL...
506
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,769
I SAY WE OPEN THE PRESENTS.
507
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,098
SIT, UBU, SIT.
508
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,042
GOOD DOG.
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