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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,824 ♪ I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER ♪ 2 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:17,961 ♪ FOR A MILLION YEARS ♪ 3 00:00:17,985 --> 00:00:20,397 ♪ AND I BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER ♪ 4 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:23,433 ♪ FOR A MILLION MORE ♪ 5 00:00:23,457 --> 00:00:26,269 ♪ OH, IT'S LIKE I STARTED BREATHING ♪ 6 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:29,172 ♪ ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED ♪ 7 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:30,840 ♪ AND I CAN'T REMEMBER ♪ 8 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:34,310 ♪ WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE ♪ 9 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:37,280 ♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪ 10 00:00:37,304 --> 00:00:40,016 ♪ WITHOUT US ♪ 11 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,685 ♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪ 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:45,955 ♪ WITHOUT US ♪ 13 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:47,890 ♪ AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHING ♪ 14 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:51,527 ♪ WE CAN'T LOVE EACH OTHER THROUGH ♪ 15 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:54,297 ♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪ 16 00:00:54,321 --> 00:00:57,134 ♪ WITHOUT US ♪ 17 00:00:57,158 --> 00:01:00,091 ♪ SHA LA LA LA ♪ 18 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:06,643 OK. BREAKFAST IS JUST ABOUT READY. 19 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:10,235 ELYSE, YOU CAN CALL THE KIDS... NOW. 20 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:14,484 JENNIFER, MALLORY, ANDREW, UH... 21 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:16,319 WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE'S NAME? 22 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:17,587 ALEX, I BELIEVE. 23 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:20,590 ALEX. GOOD NAME. BREAKFAST IS READY! 24 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,492 AH, THIS IS SOMETHING, ISN'T IT, ELYSE? 25 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:23,493 HARD TO BELIEVE. 26 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:24,594 IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY 27 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:26,163 IT WAS JUST THE TWO OF US 28 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:27,830 LIVING IN THAT APARTMENT IN BERKELEY, 29 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:30,934 FULL OF DREAMS, EVERY DAY AN ADVENTURE. 30 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,835 LOOK HOW IT ALL TURNED OUT, TOO. 31 00:01:32,859 --> 00:01:35,438 YOU KNOW, WORK WE ENJOY, A HOUSE OF OUR OWN, 32 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,974 AND 4 BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN. 33 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:41,511 LET'S FACE IT. WE GOT IT ALL. 34 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:44,247 THESE EGGS ARE REALLY STARTING TO HARDEN UP. 35 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,849 GIVE THEM ANOTHER CALL, WILL YOU, HONEY? 36 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:46,873 YEAH. 37 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:51,187 HEY, KIDS, LET'S GO! BREAKFAST IS READY! 38 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:53,356 YOU KNOW, I THINK THESE SUNDAY MORNINGS 39 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:55,191 ARE MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WEEK. 40 00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:57,193 THE SMELL OF BACON COOKING, 41 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:59,195 A FIRE IN THE FIREPLACE, 42 00:01:59,219 --> 00:02:02,065 SUNDAY PAPER, EVERYBODY TOGETHER AT HOME. 43 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:04,767 THERE'S NO PLACE ELSE I'D RATHER BE. 44 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,068 SAME WITH ME, HONEY. 45 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:09,139 WE ARE REALLY AND TRULY BLESSED. 46 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,807 AMEN. 47 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:15,078 ELYSE, THESE PANCAKES ARE TURNING INTO COMPACT DISCS. 48 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:16,902 GET 'EM DOWN HERE, WOULD YOU? 49 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:20,383 KIDS, COME ON, LET'S GET DOWN HERE! 50 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:22,685 BREAKFAST IS READY! 51 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:24,987 NOT THAT WE DON'T HAVE OUR PROBLEMS. 52 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:26,590 NO. 53 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,257 BUT WHEN I LOOK AROUND AND SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT, 54 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:30,360 I REALIZE HOW LUCKY WE ARE. 55 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,651 REALLY, REALLY LUCKY. 56 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,299 IF YOU KIDS ARE NOT DOWN IN ONE MINUTE, 57 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,790 BREAKFAST IS GOING OUT THE WINDOW! 58 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:43,906 WHAT'S ALL THE YELLING ABOUT? IT'S SUNDAY MORNING. 59 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:46,075 YEAH, WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP. 60 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:48,745 WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER US WHEN WE CALL YOU? 61 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:51,681 WELL, IT SEEMS UNNECESSARY. 62 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:55,518 I MEAN, YOU KNOW US. WE'RE DECENT PEOPLE WITH GOOD INTENTIONS. 63 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:58,855 YOU GOT TO ASSUME WE HEARD YOU AND WE'RE COMING DOWN. 64 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:01,457 ALL YOU NEED TO SAY IS, "COMING, DAD." 65 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:02,992 OR "COMING, MOM." 66 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:07,697 Kids: COMING DAD OR COMING MOM. 67 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:10,300 NOW COULD WE GO BACK TO SLEEP? 68 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,035 NO. NOW WE'RE GOING TO SIT DOWN 69 00:03:12,059 --> 00:03:14,604 AND HAVE A GREAT BIG TRADITIONAL OVERCOOKED BREAKFAST. 70 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:17,040 THEN AFTERWARDS, WE'RE GOING TO CLEAN HOUSE 71 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:19,876 AND GET READY FOR UNCLE MARVIN AND AUNT MICHELLE'S VISIT. 72 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:22,512 NO, THAT'S NOT TODAY, IS IT? 73 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,614 WEREN'T THEY JUST HERE LAST WEEK? 74 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,816 NO. THAT WAS LAST YEAR. 75 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,050 OH, COME ON, GUYS. 76 00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:29,986 YOU ALL KNOW THAT MY SISTER AND UNCLE MARV 77 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,821 COME TO VISIT EVERY YEAR AT THIS TIME. 78 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:34,724 OH, YOU KNOW, AND NOW, THIS WOULD BE A NICE OPPORTUNITY FOR US 79 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:36,659 TO DISCUSS WAYS TO MAKE THEIR VISIT MORE PLEASANT. 80 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:37,727 HA HA HA. 81 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:41,731 ARE THEY BRINGING THE KIDS, TOO? 82 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:43,233 I'M AFRAID SO. 83 00:03:43,257 --> 00:03:46,169 STEVEN, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR NIECE AND NEPHEW, 84 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:48,004 MONICA AND MARV JR. 85 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:50,073 MOM, THOSE TWO LITTLE CHARMERS 86 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:53,009 COULD MAKE A CHILD-HATER OUT OF DR. SEUSS. 87 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,977 ALL RIGHT. COME ON, GUYS. COME ON. 88 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:58,515 IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO YOUR MOTHER THAT THIS VISIT GO WELL. 89 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,283 TO YOU, TOO, STEVEN. 90 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:02,051 IT SHOULD BE IMPORTANT TO YOU, TOO. 91 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,286 IT IS, HONEY. IT IS! 92 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:06,856 YOUR SISTER. MY BROTHER-IN-LAW. 93 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,980 IT'S ENORMOUSLY IMPORTANT. 94 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,597 I SAW THAT, STEVEN. 95 00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:16,533 WELL... 96 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:19,102 ELYSE, I'M JUST KIDDING YOU. 97 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:21,237 I KNOW YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MARV. 98 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,305 PROBLEM? WHAT KIND OF PROBLEM COULD I HAVE 99 00:04:23,329 --> 00:04:25,808 WITH A GUY WHO WALKS IN THE DOOR, SLAPS ME ON THE BACK, 100 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:27,309 THE FIRST WORDS OUT OF HIS MOUTH ARE, 101 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:31,247 "SAY, STEVIE, HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU MAKE LAST YEAR?" 102 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,648 UNBELIEVABLE. 103 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:34,183 UNBELIEVABLE. 104 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:37,754 HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU MAKE LAST YEAR? 105 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,122 WHEN ARE THEY COMING? 106 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:41,090 THEY SHOULD BE HERE IN TIME FOR DINNER. 107 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:45,450 GOOD. GIVES US PLENTY OF TIME TO PACK AND MOVE TO SOUTH AMERICA. 108 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,722 OH, GOOD. THEY'RE EARLY. 109 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:55,026 LET THEIR STAY HERE BEGIN. 110 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,474 Marv: HEY! 111 00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:01,411 ELYSE! OH! 112 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,046 HEY, GANG. HIYA, GANG. 113 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:07,305 SO, STEVIE, HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU MAKE LAST YEAR? HA! 114 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:09,686 EVERYBODY! 115 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:12,322 SAY HELLO... TO... 116 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:13,779 BINGO! 117 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,296 SO... 118 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,764 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU GUYS. 119 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:24,889 YEAH. ALWAYS A MAJOR JOY. 120 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:30,640 SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TO... WANT TO DO 121 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:34,610 WHILE YOU'RE HERE IN BEAUTIFUL COLUMBUS, OHIO? 122 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:36,479 WE HAVE SOME OF THE FINEST MALLS IN THE MIDWEST. 123 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:39,515 NOT TO MENTION SOME TERRIFIC MUSEUMS. 124 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:42,919 WHAT IS THIS, TEEN TOURS? 125 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:45,455 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO, MONICA? 126 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:48,658 WHAT'S THE POINT IN DOING ANYTHING? 127 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,259 EXCUSE ME? 128 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:51,994 I MEAN, IT'S CLEARLY FUTILE. 129 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,831 GOING TO MUSEUMS, BALL GAMES, SHOPPING MALLS. 130 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,665 IT'S ALL JUST A MOMENTARY ESCAPE 131 00:05:56,689 --> 00:06:00,236 FROM THE UNAVOIDABLE CERTAINTY OF DEATH. 132 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,494 WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH HER? 133 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:05,708 HEY. HEY, MONICA. 134 00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:08,378 THAT'S KIND OF A MORBID VIEWPOINT, ISN'T IT? 135 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:11,414 WELL, PERHAPS YOU'RE ALL JUST UNABLE TO FACE THE FACT 136 00:06:11,438 --> 00:06:15,017 OF YOUR OWN NONEXISTENCE. 137 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,787 THE REALIZATION THAT THE ONLY CERTAINTY 138 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,622 IN THIS ABSURD UNIVERSE 139 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:22,246 IS THAT WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE. 140 00:06:27,254 --> 00:06:30,589 WE'VE GOT SOME TERRIFIC CEMETERIES. 141 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:36,861 COME ON. LET'S GET OUT THE FUNERAL DIRECTORIES, HUH? HAVE A BALL. COME ON. 142 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,377 OH. HA HA. 143 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,012 REMEMBER TOMMY RAMSEY? 144 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:45,815 THE ONE FROM JUNIOR HIGH WHO WANTED TO BE A DENTIST? 145 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:46,849 YEAH. 146 00:06:46,873 --> 00:06:48,651 I RAN INTO HIM AT THE AIRPORT. 147 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,520 HE IS A HARE KRISHNA NOW. 148 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,388 OH! 149 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,489 HEY... 150 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:54,490 STEVIE, STEVIE. 151 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:55,658 LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND WITH THAT. 152 00:06:55,682 --> 00:06:57,093 OH, THANKS, MARV. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 153 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,261 AHH... 154 00:06:58,285 --> 00:06:59,662 MMM! MMM! 155 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:01,597 YEAH, THANKS. I THINK I CAN MANAGE IT 156 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:04,133 THE REST OF THE WAY BY MYSELF. 157 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:06,268 WHAT'S FOR SUPPER? 158 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:07,603 IT'S TUNA NOODLE CASSEROLE. 159 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:09,605 UNCLE STEVEN'S SPECIAL RECIPE. 160 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:11,941 YEAH. I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO LIKE IT. 161 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:14,911 HEY, I'M ON VACATION. I'M NOT EATING TUNA. 162 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:16,768 I WANT PIZZA. 163 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,283 DIDN'T I TELL YOU IN THE CAR... 164 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:23,252 YOU'RE GOING TO EAT WHAT YOU'RE SERVED. 165 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,288 THAT'S OK. WE CAN GET PIZZA. 166 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:27,457 HE'S GOING TO EAT TUNA CASSEROLE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 167 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:30,260 WE'RE ALL GOING TO EAT TUNA CASSEROLE. 168 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:33,017 WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT. 169 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:39,190 ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO LIKE IT. 170 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:45,363 BOY, THEY'RE JUST GROWING UP RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES. 171 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:50,547 ISN'T IT GREAT? HERE WE ARE, ALL BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. 172 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:52,649 I SURE MISS YOU GUYS. WE SHOULD SEE YOU MORE OFTEN 173 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:53,983 THAN JUST ONCE A YEAR. 174 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,819 OH, YEAH. 175 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:59,556 WELL, I CAN SAY I REALLY ENJOY HAVING YOU ALL HERE. 176 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:02,225 STEVIE... WHAT KIND OF A YEAR DID YOU HAVE? 177 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,427 OH, VERY SATISFYING YEAR, MARV. KIDS ARE HEALTHY, 178 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:06,095 DOING WELL IN SCHOOL. 179 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,597 ANDY STARTED PRESCHOOL. 180 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:08,698 AH, NO. 181 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:10,967 I MEAN FINANCIALLY. 182 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:14,570 WELL, STEVEN HAD A TERRIFIC YEAR DOWN AT THE STATION HIMSELF. 183 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:17,073 HE PRODUCED A COUPLE FIRST-RATE DOCUMENTARIES. 184 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:18,407 WELL, THANK YOU, HONEY. 185 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:21,410 I SAW A LOVELY DOCUMENTARY YOU PRODUCED, STEVEN. 186 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:25,181 IT WAS ALL ABOUT LITTLE MICROSCOPIC CREATURES. 187 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:28,084 OH! YOU MEAN PARAMECIUMS. 188 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,674 WE'RE SPLITTING. 189 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,959 I THINK YOUR PUBLIC TELEVISION IS FOR SNOBS. 190 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:38,627 OK, HORS D'OEUVRES, EVERYONE, NOW. 191 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:40,997 THEY ARE ALWAYS ASKING YOU FOR MONEY. 192 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,766 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE SEVERELY UNDERFUNDED. 193 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:46,302 SO? WHOSE FAULT IS THAT? 194 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,805 COME ON, NOW. WE SHOULDN'T BE ARGUING. 195 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,573 WE'RE HERE TO HAVE A GREAT TIME. 196 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:51,807 I AM! 197 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,308 I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME. 198 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:54,810 I LOVE NEEDLING STEVIE. 199 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:56,979 AND YOU LOVE IT, DON'T YOU, STEVIE? 200 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:59,114 COME ON, ADMIT IT! 201 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:01,906 I REALLY DO. 202 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,757 UH, YEAH, MARV. 203 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,959 THANKS FOR SHOWING US THAT TAX RETURN OF YOURS. 204 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:15,598 IT'S OBVIOUS TO ME YOU HAD A TRULY FABULOUS YEAR. 205 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:20,102 Marv Jr.: AND REMEMBER, EXTRA CHEESE AND NO ANCHOVIES ON THIS ONE. 206 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:22,772 THIS TIME GET IT RIGHT. 207 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:25,830 YOU JUST KEEP CHEWING, MARV JR. 208 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:31,047 DAD, I HONESTLY DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO MAKE IT. 209 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,782 ALEX, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT TO YOUR MOTHER, 210 00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:36,386 AND AFTER ALL, IT'S ONLY 5 DAYS. 211 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:38,576 ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT, DAD. YOU'RE RIGHT. 212 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:47,496 WELL, EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE ENJOYING THEMSELVES, HUH? 213 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,098 OH, YEAH. YEAH. 214 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,133 YEAH. I KNOW WE ARE, MOM. 215 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:54,636 JUST... WE'RE JUST SAD THERE'S JUST 4 DAYS, 216 00:09:54,660 --> 00:10:00,476 22 HOURS, 16 MINUTES, AND 6 SECONDS LEFT TO GO. 217 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:05,814 HONEY, I KNOW MARV'S NOT YOUR FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD. 218 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:08,117 I REALLY APPRECIATE THE EFFORT YOU'RE MAKING. 219 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,620 YOU'RE BEING A WONDERFUL HOST. 220 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:13,022 STEVIE, ALEX, GET IN HERE. 221 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:16,948 MARV JR.'s GOING TO PUT A WHOLE GRAPEFRUIT IN HIS MOUTH. 222 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:21,197 OH, WE DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT. 223 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,699 AREN'T YOU GOING TO GO IN AND WATCH? 224 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,601 NAH! I'VE SEEN IT A HUNDRED TIMES. 225 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,771 WHO DO YOU THINK TAUGHT HIM HOW TO DO IT? 226 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,606 UH, MARV. MARV. COME ON, NOW. 227 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,074 OH, STEVIE! 228 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:35,298 YOU DON'T STILL HAVE THAT SILLY NO CIGAR RULE. 229 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,446 MARV, MARV. 230 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,814 I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULDN'T. 231 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,816 ALL RIGHT, FINE, STEVIE. 232 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:44,353 HEY! YOU KNOW MY MOTTO: WHEN IN ROME... HEH... 233 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,455 HOW'S THE REST OF THAT GO? 234 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,992 WHY DON'T YOU GO TO ROME AND FIND OUT. 235 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,462 COME HERE! 236 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,830 OH, GOSH! 237 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:57,066 IT'S GOOD TO BE WITH FAMILY. 238 00:10:57,090 --> 00:11:00,136 OHHH! 239 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,928 WHAT A KID. 240 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:09,578 UNCLE MARV... AUNT MICHELLE... 241 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,302 NO ONE KNOWS. 242 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,918 WHOA, NO! 243 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:17,653 WAIT A MINUTE. 244 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,489 WHERE, UH, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 245 00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,792 JUST OUT FOR A WALK. 246 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:28,031 WE'LL BE BACK IN 4 DAYS, 22 HOURS, 12 MINUTES, AND 13 SECONDS. 247 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:29,132 YEAH, WAIT. I'M COMING WITH YOU. 248 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,399 HOLD IT! 249 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,101 HOLD IT! 250 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,058 NOBODY'S LEAVING WITHOUT ME. 251 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,107 W-WAIT A MINUTE. 252 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,541 WE CAN'T GO. 253 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:43,579 I THINK IT WOULD REALLY UPSET YOUR MOTHER. 254 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,281 DAD, MONICA'S DRIVING US CRAZY. 255 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:49,418 SHE KEEPS WRITING PRACTICE OBITUARIES FOR US. 256 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,853 WE ARE STARVING OUT THERE. 257 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,756 OH, DON'T BOTHER YOURSELF. WE'LL JUST HELP OURSELVES. 258 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,546 HEY. HEY! 259 00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:01,564 STEVIE, YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON US. 260 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:04,299 COME ON. COME ON, BINGY. COME ON, BOY. 261 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:06,791 WE LIKE A LITTLE SNACK BEFORE BED. 262 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,339 HEY. 263 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,375 OH, DAD, DAD, DAD. 264 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,478 WE HATE TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS. 265 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,769 IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TO HELP YOU? 266 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,673 KILL THEM. 267 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:38,868 MORNING, STEVIE. 268 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,903 HI... 269 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,973 HUH. YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. DIDN'T SLEEP? 270 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,341 SLEEP? 271 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:49,846 HOW CAN I SLEEP WITH A 200-POUND SAINT BERNARD ON MY HEAD? 272 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:52,903 DIDN'T DADDY TELL YOU NOT TO BOTHER UNCLE STEVIE? 273 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,457 WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CEREAL? 274 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,959 OH, I'M SORRY. 275 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,793 WAS THAT YOUR CEREAL? 276 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:07,318 WE DIDN'T REALIZE, DID WE, BINGY. 277 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:16,372 SO, STEVIE, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT PLANNED FOR US TODAY? 278 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:20,109 I DO HAVE SOMETHING IN MIND. 279 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,645 I'M GONNA TAKE BINGO OUT FOR A WALK. 280 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:23,980 WHEN WE GET BACK, 281 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,648 TRY TO HAVE SOMETHING PLANNED. 282 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:28,484 YOU'RE MY HOST. ENTERTAIN ME! 283 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,653 COME ON, BINGY! COME ON, BINGY! 284 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:32,088 COME ON, BABY! COME ON! 285 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,512 I'LL FEED YA! I'LL FEED YA! COME ON. 286 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,828 OH, HEY, DAD. 287 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,386 DO YOU WANT TO HAVE BREAKFAST WITH US THIS MORNING? 288 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,501 MARV? 289 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,337 AND BINGO. 290 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,160 HOW MANY DAYS LEFT? 291 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,430 3 DOWN, 2 TO GO. 292 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,179 I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE IT. 293 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,680 SAVE YOURSELVES. 294 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,449 ALL RIGHT, OK. 295 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,783 THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS NOW. 296 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:03,486 DAD IS STARTING TO CRACK. 297 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,621 IT HASN'T BEEN EASY ON US EITHER. 298 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,956 HANGING AROUND WITH MONICA 299 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:10,760 IS LIKE BEING IN AN INGMAR BERGMAN MOVIE. 300 00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:14,630 HANGING AROUND WITH MARV JR. IS LIKE... 301 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,800 THERE IS NOTHING LIKE HANGING AROUND WITH MARV JR.! 302 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:21,838 WELL, WE'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING TO TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF DAD. 303 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,472 LET'S AT LEAST GET HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE, 304 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,641 GIVE DAD ONE DAY OF PEACE. 305 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,143 YEAH. I GOT AN IDEA. 306 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,478 WE COULD TELL THEM THERE'S SOME FREE FOOD DOWNTOWN, 307 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,647 AND THAT'LL TAKE CARE OF MARV AND MARV JR. 308 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:35,318 WHAT ABOUT MONICA? WHAT'S GOING TO GET HER OUT OF THE HOUSE? 309 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,274 WE'LL TELL HER THERE'S A HANGING. 310 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,326 TOP OF THE MORNING, MY WONDERFUL COUSINS! 311 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:47,829 MY MOTHER SAID TO TRY TO BE NICE. 312 00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:49,999 WELL, YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB OF IT, MARV JR. 313 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,333 YOU'RE WEARING MY SHIRT! 314 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:52,501 I'M NOT WEARING YOUR SHIRT! 315 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,502 OH, YEAH? OH, YEAH? 316 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,338 WHAT DO YOU THINK THE A.P.K. STANDS FOR? 317 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:58,841 OH. A PERFECT COUSIN. 318 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,776 LISTEN, MARV JR... 319 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:04,046 ALEX, 3 DOWN, 2 TO GO. 320 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,948 HEY, LISTEN, HOW WOULD YOU GUYS 321 00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:08,251 LIKE TO SEE THE SIGHTS OF COLUMBUS? 322 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:11,075 OOH, THAT SHOULD BE A FUN-FILLED 2 MINUTES. 323 00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,624 WE COULD START OUT WITH THE DOWNTOWN AREA, 324 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,126 THE COLUMBUS CENTRON, THEN OVER TO GERMANTOWN. 325 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:20,229 MAYBE THE OHIO STATE ART MUSEUM? 326 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,598 I'M NOT GETTING OUT OF THE CAR. 327 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,468 MONICA, THERE'S A WORLD OF EXCITING 328 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,303 AND INTERESTING THINGS TO DO AROUND HERE. 329 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,971 WE COULD REALLY HAVE A GREAT DAY. 330 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,073 DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. 331 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:34,911 THERE'S NOT MUCH DANGER OF THAT. 332 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,645 LISTEN, WHEN I'M ON VACATION, 333 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,970 NOBODY TELLS MARV JR. WHAT TO DO. 334 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,907 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 335 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,826 YOU LITTLE TWIT. 336 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,162 YOU'RE COMING TO THE MALL WITH US. 337 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,787 AND SO IS YOUR SISTER... THE GRIM REAPER. 338 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,397 SO! 339 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,414 WHAT DO YOU KIDS WANT TO DO TODAY? 340 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,071 WE DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING. 341 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,455 UH, WE WANT TO GO TO THE STUPID MALL. 342 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,456 Michelle: OH! 343 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,124 WELL, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 344 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,193 COME ON, STEVIE. I'LL BUY YOU SOME NEW THREADS. 345 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,529 GOD KNOWS YOU COULD USE THEM. 346 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,197 AND DON'T YOU DARE THANK ME. 347 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,999 WHAT'S A BROTHER-IN-LAW FOR? 348 00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,902 NOW, COME HERE. GIVE ME A BIG HUG. 349 00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:34,258 HA HA HA HA HA. 350 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,243 JUST MISSING ONE PIECE. 351 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,567 MAYBE ONE OF THE MARVS ATE IT. 352 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,982 THAT'S A GOOD GUESS. 353 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,484 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, SON. 354 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,388 THEY'LL BE LEAVING SOON. 355 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,278 3 DOWN, 2 TO GO. 356 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,327 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. 357 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,162 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'VE REALLY ENJOYED 358 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,097 SPENDING THIS TIME WITH YOU. 359 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,598 I'M BEGINNING TO RELAX. 360 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:05,167 I THINK I'M GOING TO MAKE IT. 361 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,958 THAT'S THE SPIRIT, DAD. 362 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,439 TIME FOR BED, ANDY. 363 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,107 JENNIFER'S READY TO TUCK YOU IN. 364 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,109 COME ON, KISS. MWAH! 365 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,278 KISS! MMM! 366 00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,947 GOOD NIGHT, DADDY. GOOD NIGHT, MOMMY. 367 00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:19,014 GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. 368 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,316 WHEW! 369 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,119 OH... 370 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:26,455 STEVEN, I KNOW THIS HASN'T BEEN EASY FOR YOU. 371 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,457 BUT I WANT TO TELL YOU, 372 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,958 YOU WERE REALLY WONDERFUL TODAY 373 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:33,128 WITH MARV AND MICHELLE AND ALL THOSE KIDS. 374 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:34,629 THANK YOU, HONEY, BUT I CAN TELL YOU, 375 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,632 IT'S ALL BEEN WORTH IT JUST TO BE HERE ALONE WITH YOU. 376 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,134 IT'S LIKE A SANCTUARY. 377 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:41,971 A COZY LITTLE HAVEN WE CAN RETREAT TO. 378 00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:43,261 YEAH. 379 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:45,763 HEY! 380 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,527 THANKS FOR THE Q-TIPS, AUNT ELYSE. 381 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,369 I'LL LET MYSELF OUT. 382 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,820 GOOD NIGHT, HONEY. 383 00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,210 GOOD NIGHT, STEVEN. 384 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,766 HELLO. 385 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,222 YES. I... 386 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,604 YEAH, WELL... 387 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,274 WELL, ONE... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. 388 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:21,777 IT'S SOMEONE NAMED BUDDY CALLING MARV FROM HAWAII... 389 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:22,778 COLLECT. 390 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:23,901 WHAT? 391 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,618 MARV! UH, IT'S BUDDY. 392 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,410 FROM HAWAII! CALLING COLLECT! 393 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:35,791 OH, THANKS, STEVIE. 394 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:37,459 I'M EXPECTING THE CALL. 395 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:38,794 HEY. 396 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,752 BUDDY? HEY! BUDDY! 397 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,969 BUDDY, WHAT'S SHAKIN'? 398 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:49,971 HA HA HA! OK, BUDDY. 399 00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:51,807 BUDDY, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. 400 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,642 WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE? 401 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,979 A CRUMMY 2,000 GROSS OF CERAMIC PINEAPPLES? COME ON! 402 00:18:57,003 --> 00:19:00,082 MARV, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THEIR BED? 403 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:01,416 THESE PEOPLE NEED THEIR SLEEP. 404 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:02,518 NOW, HANG UP! 405 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,585 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT! 406 00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,754 LISTEN, BUDDY, I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW. 407 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,422 IN TAHITI. 408 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:08,590 OH, LISTEN, BUDDY. 409 00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:10,759 HAVE THE PINEAPPLE PEOPLE GIVE ME A CALL HERE. 410 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,428 YOU GUYS DON'T MIND IF THE PINEAPPLE PEOPLE GIVE US A CALL. 411 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,898 JUST GIVE THEM OUR TOLL-FREE NUMBER. 412 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,800 BYE-BYE. 413 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,268 HEY, GUYS, GOOD NIGHT. 414 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,435 YOU SLEEP TIGHT. 415 00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:21,770 OH, LISTEN, IF BUDDY DOES CALL... 416 00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,234 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 417 00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:36,406 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 418 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,422 CAN I SLEEP HERE? I'M SCARED. 419 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:41,423 COME ON. COME ON. 420 00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:44,293 I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE ALONE. 421 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:47,229 HEY, WAIT. SAVE SOME ROOM FOR ME. 422 00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:50,613 YOU ALWAYS SAY WE SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER. 423 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:57,273 HI. I CAN EXPLAIN. AHEM. 424 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,908 THAT'S IT! HE'S GONE! 425 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,577 THEY ARE OUT OF HERE TONIGHT! 426 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,145 AND I MEAN NOW! 427 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,146 STEVEN! 428 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,748 ALL RIGHT, MICHELLE, 429 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,250 YOU AND THE KIDS CAN STAY. 430 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,875 ACTUALLY, ONLY YOU CAN STAY. 431 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,546 DO YOU GUYS GOT ANY REQUESTS? 432 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,051 YES, I DO. GET OUT! 433 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,767 WELL, I MUST SAY, 434 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:29,026 THIS HAS BEEN AS ENJOYABLE AN EXPERIENCE AS I'M CAPABLE OF HAVING. 435 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:35,277 WELL, THANKS FOR HAVING US. 436 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:38,735 BUT I'LL TELL YA, NEXT YEAR I'M GOING TO CLUB MED. 437 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,785 WELL, I'M GLAD THAT'S FI... 438 00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,353 MARV JR, YOU'RE WEARING MY PANTS! 439 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:48,057 HEY! HEY! 440 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,625 WELL, ELYSE, WE TRIED. 441 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:53,195 NOW, REMEMBER, MICHELLE, 442 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,464 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO. 443 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,799 OH, IT'S A LOVELY OFFER, STEVEN, 444 00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:59,535 BUT... WE CAME AS A FAMILY, 445 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,303 AND I THINK WE SHOULD LEAVE AS ONE. 446 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:02,304 Steven: ALL RIGHT. 447 00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:06,008 HEY, STEVIE! ELYSE! I HAD A GREAT TIME. 448 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,809 ME, TOO, MARV. 449 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:09,445 SORRY IT HAD TO END UP LIKE THIS. 450 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,479 OH, STOP, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 451 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,480 AND, HEY, LISTEN, 452 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,815 IF YOU'RE EVER IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, 453 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,317 PLEASE, DON'T YOU HESITATE TO COME STAY WITH US. 454 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,461 WE'LL THROW YOU OUT! HA HA HA! 455 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,092 MARV JR. TOOK MY PANTS. 456 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,127 HE DOES THAT. 457 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,829 BYE-BYE. 458 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:27,997 BYE! 459 00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:29,832 BYE! 460 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,333 Marv: BYE-BYE. 461 00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:34,169 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT! 462 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:36,338 NOW THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL. 463 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,007 JUST THE 6 OF US. 464 00:21:38,031 --> 00:21:40,909 ONE HAPPY FAMILY. 465 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:45,514 ALL RIGHT, I KNOW MARV IS IMPOSSIBLE. 466 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:48,371 AND I KNOW YOU GUYS HAVE NO FUN WHEN THEY'RE HERE. 467 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:52,186 BUT I LOVE MY SISTER. I... I REALLY... 468 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:54,689 IT'S A GREAT JOY FOR ME TO BE WITH HER. 469 00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:56,781 SO PUT YOURSELF IN MY POSITION. 470 00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:00,128 ALEX, MALLORY, YOU'RE BROTHER AND SISTER. 471 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,953 YOU LOVE EACH OTHER. YOU CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER, RIGHT? 472 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,670 WELL, FOR ARGUMENT'S SAKE. 473 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:10,472 OK. YEAH. 474 00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:12,808 OK. OK, WELL... 475 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:16,578 LET'S SAY MALLORY MARRIES SOME GUY THAT ALEX DOESN'T LIKE. 476 00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:19,647 LIKE NICK. 477 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:22,284 FOR ARGUMENT'S SAKE. 478 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,853 OK. HOW DO YOU HANDLE THAT SITUATION? 479 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:27,978 WE JUST DON'T VISIT EACH OTHER. 480 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:33,829 ELYSE, LOOK. 481 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,497 I WISH THIS COULD BE DIFFERENT, 482 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:36,999 BUT JUST BECAUSE WE'RE FAMILY, 483 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,702 DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET ALONG. 484 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:41,670 I REALLY TRIED. 485 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,807 AND I FEEL IN SOME SENSE... 486 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,208 I FAILED YOU. 487 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:47,209 US, TOO. 488 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:48,310 YEAH, WE'RE SORRY, MOM. 489 00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:50,512 WE'RE SORRY, MOM. I BLEW IT. 490 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:54,016 THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE YOU SAYING THAT. 491 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,973 THEY'RE GONE! 492 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:25,480 SIT UBU, SIT. 493 00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:26,504 GOOD DOG. 34264

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