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♪ I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER ♪

♪ FOR A MILLION YEARS ♪

♪ AND I BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER ♪

♪ FOR A MILLION MORE ♪

♪ OH, IT'S LIKE I STARTED BREATHING ♪

♪ ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED ♪

♪ AND I CAN'T REMEMBER ♪

♪ WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE ♪

♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪

♪ WITHOUT US ♪

♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪

♪ WITHOUT US ♪

♪ AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHIN' ♪

♪ WE CAN'T LOVE EACH OTHER THROUGH ♪

♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪

♪ WITHOUT US ♪

♪ SHA LA LA LA ♪

I'M ALMOST READY. JUST ONE MORE MINUTE.

OK.

THANK YOU.

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TOO UNCOMFORTABLE.

I DRESSED AS QUICKLY AS I COULD.

OH, NO.

NO, NO, NO. DON'T BE SILLY.

AN HOUR AND A HALF IS JUST FINE.

THANKS FOR RUSHING.

I'M SORRY, ALEX.

I GUESS I'M JUST A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE

DRESSING WITH A MAN AROUND.

OH, HEY, I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY.

I'M THE SAME WAY.

I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO ZIP ME UP.

YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

WAIT.

CLOSE YOUR EYES.

WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, HOUDINI?

ALEX, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

JUST ZIP ME UP, OR YOU'RE FIRED.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, THIS WAS NOT IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION.

THERE YOU GO.

HOW DO I LOOK?

YOU LOOK RAVISHING, SIR.

THANK YOU.

♪ STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT ♪

♪ EXCHANGING MONEY ♪

YOUR CHAMPAGNE, MISS.

I DIDN'T ORDER ANY CHAMPAGNE.

♪ STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT ♪

♪ EXCHANGING T-BILLS ♪

MAYBE IT WAS FRANK SINATRA IN THERE.

FRANK, COULD YOU COME OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE?

YES, SIR? YES, DEAR?

DID YOU ORDER ANY CHAMPAGNE?

OH, YEAH. GOOD. YEAH.

COME IN. COME IN.

JUST MY WAY OF SAYING THANKS FOR TAKING ME ON THIS LITTLE TRIP.

HERE YOU GO, SON.

WOW, THANK YOU, SIR.

NOW I CAN GET THAT OPERATION I'VE BEEN NEEDING.

ALEX, THAT WAS VERY NICE OF YOU.

THAT WAS REALLY VERY SWEET.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO RISK

MIXING BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...

FIRST SIGN OF PLEASURE, WE MAKE A RUN FOR IT.

ALEX, I WANT TO BE AT MY BEST TO MEET MR. OKUN.

I MEAN, HE'S THE NATIONAL DIRECTOR OF OUR BANK.

HE'S OUR BOSS. HE'S A FORMER MEMBER...

MEMBER OF THE NATIONAL RESERVE BOARD.

SERVED THREE TERMS... 1972 TO 1978.

VERY GOOD.

YEAH, I DO MY HOMEWORK, YOU KNOW.

MR. OKUN IS A SILVER-HAIRED, PORTLY GENTLEMAN.

HE'S A GRADUATE OF THE WHARTON SCHOOL OF BUSINESS.

HE'S A FABULOUS BOWLER,

AND HE'S MARRIED TO A VERY YOUNG WOMAN.

AND VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT IT.

WHO WOULDN'T BE?

TAMMY TURNED 18 MARCH 5th.

AND THEY JUST GOT BACK FROM THEIR HONEYMOON.

AND THEY WENT TO DISNEYLAND.

OH, ALEX, THIS COULD BE A GREAT NIGHT FOR BOTH OF US.

HERE IS TO A ROOMFUL OF BANKERS

STANDING AROUND TALKING ABOUT INTEREST RATES,

FLUCTUATIONS IN THE PRIME,

EXCHANGING BANKING ANECDOTES...

THE KIND OF EVENING MOST PEOPLE ONLY DREAM ABOUT.

HEY, MR. KEATON.

HEY, SKIPPER.

SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT IN HERE.

DON'T TELL ME, BUT SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY DIFFERENT.

DID YOU GET A HAIRCUT?

SKIPPY, WE'RE GOING TO REWALLPAPER THE KITCHEN.

WELL, LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND.

OH!

THANKS... THANKS, SKIP,

BUT I'VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL HERE.

OH, NO, NO, MR. KEATON, THIS IS NOT A ONE-MAN JOB.

NO, NO, BUT IT IS A ONE-MAN LADDER.

AND I'D LIKE YOU TO GET DOWN.

GOOD. THANKS. YES.

ANYWAY, I'M NOT WORKING ALONE.

I'VE GOT ALL THE HELP I NEED.

YO! WHAT'S HOLDING YOU UP IN THERE?

I'M STILL ON MY COFFEE BREAK.

HEY, GUYS.

HEY, YOU'RE BACK JUST IN TIME.

THE WALLS ARE ALMOST READY FOR THE NEW PAPER.

NOW LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

IF I SEE THIS PATTERN ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO CRY.

THIS IS NOT THE PAPER I WANTED.

MALLORY, I AM NOT GETTING CASHMERE WALLPAPER.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

COME ON, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD

AND THIS PAPER ON THE WALL.

DAD, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET NICK BE IN CHARGE.

WELL, THANKS FOR THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE.

WELL, COME ON, DAD, BASED ON YOUR PAST HISTORY,

YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY A WHIZ WITH HOME IMPROVEMENTS.

I BEG TO DIFFER.

COME ON, DAD.

WHEN YOU TRIED TO PUT TRACK LIGHTING INTO YOUR BEDROOM,

YOU BLACKED OUT AKRON, DAYTON, AND TOLEDO.

I HATE WHEN YOU EXAGGERATE.

TOLEDO HAD LIGHT.

YOU KNOW, MR. K, THIS IS ONE OF MY GENERAL AREAS

OF EXPERTISE... HOME DECORATING AND LUBE JOBS.

COME ON, LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND.

ALL RIGHT. YOU WANT TO HELP, HELP.

ELYSE, YOU GET THE GLUE.

MALLORY, WHERE ARE MY SCISSORS?

JENNIFER, HERE, HOLD THIS PAPER STRAIGHT.

OH, SKIPPY, GET OFF MY LADDER.

NICK, YOU'RE USING TOO MUCH GLUE.

SKIPPY, GET OFF MY FOOT.

DID YOU WANT PLIERS OR SCISSORS?

NO, NO, NO, NO, SCISSORS.

WHY CAN'T WE USE...

NO! DON'T POUR THAT HERE.

IT'S NOT STRAIGHT. WAIT A MINUTE.

STOP, PLEASE. THIS ISN'T WORKING OUT.

THERE, UM,

THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE HERE.

NO OFFENSE, BUT I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU ALL LEFT.

WELL, I'VE GOT A JOB TO DO, AND I WANT TO GET IT DONE.

LOOK, IF YOU GIVE ME A COUPLE HOURS.

I'LL HAVE THIS WHOLE ROOM WALLPAPERED.

GOOD LUCK.

THANK YOU.

SKIPPY, I WANT EVERYBODY OUT. THAT MEANS YOU.

WELL, I'D LIKE TO OBLIGE YOU, MR. KEATON,

BUT I'M AFRAID THAT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE.

DO YOU MIND TELLING ME WHY?

I'M GLUED TO THE WALL.

OH. THANK YOU.

NO, THANK YOU.

WHAT, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT ANYTHING?

I CAN'T EAT. I'M TOO NERVOUS.

I JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO GO RIGHT.

WHOA, WHOA.

YOU BETTER TAKE IT EASY. THAT'S YOUR THIRD ONE.

WE'VE ONLY BEEN HERE 15 MINUTES.

ALEX, WHEN YOU COME TO THESE KIND OF THINGS,

YOU HAVE TO BE SOCIABLE. YOU HAVE TO DRINK A LITTLE.

YOU HAVE TO TRY AND LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME.

NO. NO, NO, THANK YOU.

OH, LOOSEN UP, KEATON!

YOU ARE SUCH A TIGHT LITTLE GUY.

I MEAN...

LOOK AT THE WAY YOU'RE DRESSED.

YOU ARE SO SERIOUS.

YOU OUGHT TO BE WEARING SHORTS AND A BEANIE.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK, LISTEN, REBECCA,

WHY DON'T WE GO OUTSIDE AND GET A LITTLE AIR, OK?

WE CAN'T GO OUT. WE'LL MISS OKUN.

WELL, THAT'S THE THING. SEE, I...

I JUST DON'T THINK NOW IS THE RIGHT TIME FOR YOU TO MEET OKUN.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT DRUNK.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK IN MY LIFE.

YOU'RE GIVING OFF VAPORS THAT COULD FUEL A JET.

IF I WERE DRUNK, COULD I DO THIS?

AWOOO!

ALL RIGHT. I APOLOGIZE.

COME ON, ALEX. YOU ARE BEING SUCH A PARTY POOPER.

WHY DON'T YOU GO AND MINGLE?

ALL RIGHT, OK. JUST HOWL IF YOU NEED ME.

OH, I'M SORRY.

I JUST TOOK THE LAST SWEDISH MEATBALL.

WELL, THAT'S... THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.

I REMEMBER ONCE AT A PARTY

I TOOK THE LAST M&M.

THEN YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL.

YEAH.

YEAH, WE... WE... WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.

I GUESS WE DO. WE BOTH LIKE EATING M&Ms AND MEATBALLS.

JUST NOT TOGETHER.

OH, LISTEN, UM, LISTEN,

WHY DON'T WE, AFTER THE CONFERENCE,

GO HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE,

GRAB SOME M&Ms,

YOU KNOW, A MEATBALL OR TWO.

SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL.

WOULD YOU MIND IF MY HUSBAND JOINED US?

YOUR HUSBAND.

I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

I'M SORRY. I NEVER INTRODUCED MYSELF.

I'M TAMMY OKUN.

OKUN? TAMMY? AS IN MR. OKUN?

AS IN MR. CHARLES OKUN, JR.?

HOW DID YOU KNOW MY HUSBAND'S NAME?

YOU WERE BORN MARCH 5th?

YES!

HOW WAS DISNEYLAND?

TAMMY!

OH, CHARLES, I WAS JUST HAVING

THE NICEST CONVERSATION WITH THIS MAN.

I'M SORRY, I NEVER CAUGHT YOUR NAME.

FEEGIS. WALTER FEEGIS. HI.

CHARLES OKUN. PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, WALTER.

Rebecca: AWOOO!

THAT'S MY RIDE. EXCUSE ME.

A PLEASURE MEETING YOU.

AHEM.

REBECCA.

LISTEN, REBECCA,

I JUST MET TAMMY AND MR. OKUN.

AND, WELL, TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT,

LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

FEEGIS.

HI.

AND IS THIS MRS. FEEGIS?

I'M REBECCA RYAN. I'M VICE PRESIDENT

OF YOUR HARDING TRUST BRANCH.

I'M CHARLES OKUN, JR.

HAVE YOU MET MY ASSOCIATE AXL,

AXL P. KEATON?

AXL? I THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS WALTER.

AND THIS MUST BE THE LITTLE MOUSKETEER.

HA HA!

REBECCA RYAN. HARDING TRUST.

I'VE HEARD SOME GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU.

HAVE YOU HEARD THIS?

AWOOO!

WHAT'S HAPPENING, CHUCKLES?

AM I GETTING THE PROMOTION OR WHAT?

I GOT THAT.

I CERTAINLY DON'T THINK

THIS IS THE TIME TO DISCUSS IT.

AND I MUST SAY, I DOUBT VERY MUCH

WHETHER SUCH A TIME WILL COME.

HE LIKED ME.

I CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN I MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION.

I DON'T THINK HE LIKED YOU THAT MUCH, THOUGH, ALEX.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE I FORGOT TO SPILL MY DRINK ON HIM.

WELL, LET'S GO BACK TO THE PARTY.

I WILL FIX IT FOR YOU. I'LL TALK TO MR. OKUN.

OH, NO, NO, NO.

NO, I WOULDN'T SAY ANOTHER WORD TO HIM.

WE GOT HIM JUST WHERE WE WANT HIM.

WELL, LET'S GO BACK TO THE PARTY ANYWAY.

WE DIDN'T GET TO DANCE.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S FOR THE BEST. BELIEVE ME.

WELL, LET'S DANCE HERE.

NO. I THINK I'M GOING TO SIT THIS ONE OUT.

♪ DA ♪

♪ DA DA DA DA ♪

♪ YA ♪

♪ DA DA DA DA ♪

♪ DA ♪

♪ YA DA DA DA ♪

♪ YA ♪

♪ DA DA DA DA DA ♪

♪ YA ♪

♪ YA DA DA DA ♪

WHOO!

♪ YA ♪

♪ YA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA ♪

♪ DA DA DA DA ♪

♪ DA DA DA DA ♪

OH!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING, FEEGIS?

WELL, IT'S UH...

IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY.

AND I THINK WE SHOULD JUST GET SOME REST.

GOOD IDEA. COME ON.

SIT DOWN HERE NEXT TO ME.

COMFY?

OH, YEAH. I'M... I'M QUITE COMFORTABLE, REBECCA.

OH, DON'T CALL ME REBECCA.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE UP NICKNAMES FOR EACH OTHER.

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED A NICKNAME.

HOW ABOUT LUSH?

EVERYONE HAD A NICKNAME AT THE PREP SCHOOL.

BUNKIE, MOONIE...

I ALWAYS WANTED...

COOKIE.

ALL THE CUTE GIRLS WERE ALWAYS NAMED COOKIE.

WOULD YOU CALL ME COOKIE, ALEX?

I WILL IF YOU PROMISE

TO GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW.

PROMISE.

OK, COOKIE.

NO. SAY IT IN A SENTENCE.

GO TO SLEEP...

COOKIE.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF, ALEX,

TELL ME ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE.

I BET YOU WERE A REALLY CUTE LITTLE BOY.

WELL...

WELL, I'M...

I'M NOT GOING TO LIE TO YOU...

COOKIE.

I WAS ADORABLE.

YOU'RE ADORABLE NOW.

I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.

REBECCA, I...

COOKIE.

I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA, COOKIE.

I REALLY LIKE YOU, ALEX.

YEAH.

I REALLY...

I REALLY LIKE YOU, TOO.

I THINK YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON.

AND YOU'VE GOT A GOOD HEART,

AND YOU'VE HAD WAY TOO MUCH TO DRINK.

GOOD NIGHT, COOKIE.

ELYSE, MAL, JENNIFER, ANDREW,

EVERYBODY, COULD YOU COME OUT FOR A MINUTE?

THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU.

WHAT, HONEY?

OH, ♪ DA DA DA DA ♪

OH, STEVEN, IT'S MAGNIFICENT!

I NEVER REALLY LIKED THIS WALLPAPER,

BUT YOU MADE IT WORK.

THIS IS PRETTY NICE, MR. K.

MAYBE YOU COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND DO MY KITCHEN FOR ME.

WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT, I'M REALLY GOOD WITH MY HANDS.

ANYWAY, THERE'S A CERTAIN SATISFACTION A MAN GETS...

A CERTAIN SATISFACTION A MAN GETS FROM A JOB WELL DONE.

I THINK I SHOULD DO MORE WORK AROUND THE HOUSE.

I DON'T THINK SO, DAD.

OH, THAT'S...

THAT'S FINE, NO.

THAT'S FINE. NO PROBLEM.

I FULLY EXPECTED THAT TO HAPPEN.

COME IN!

IF YOU'RE BEING SEARCHED,

I COULD COME BACK.

GEORGE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? DIDN'T I FIRE YOU?

WELL, SOMEONE OBVIOUSLY THOUGHT YOU NEEDED AN INTERIOR DECORATOR.

I WAS SUMMONED BY A PHONE CALL FROM A CERTAIN PARTY

WHO RESIDES IN THIS HOUSE.

I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD HANDLE IT,

BUT I WAS WRONG.

WELL, YOU'RE A BIG MAN TO ADMIT IT, ELYSE.

WELL... OK.

I APOLOGIZE, MR. KEATON. SORRY.

IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU'VE DONE AN EXCELLENT JOB.

WELL, OBVIOUSLY, YOU DON'T NEED ME...

WHEN YOU HAVE A PROFESSIONAL LIKE MR. KEATON HERE.

I HOPE MY OTHER CLIENTS DON'T FIND OUT ABOUT YOU.

GO AHEAD, GEORGE.

DO WHAT YOU WILL.

PUT UP THE WALLPAPER.

CHANGE THE APPLIANCES. CHANGE EVERYTHING.

I GIVE UP.

FINE.

PLEASE GO TO MY CAR AND GET MY SUPPLIES.

ANDY, KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.

GIRLS...

LET'S BEGIN!

GEE, STEVEN.

IT'S GOING TO BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT

TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO THIS OLD WALLPAPER.

I REMEMBER WHEN WE BOUGHT THIS...

IT WAS WHEN WE FIRST MOVED INTO THE HOUSE IN APRIL 1968.

ALEX WAS ONLY 3.

WELL, I REMEMBER.

WE LEFT HIM ALONE WITH THE BABYSITTER

TO FINISH OUR TAX RETURNS.

FIRST YEAR WE WEREN'T AUDITED.

DO YOU REMEMBER, ELYSE,

WE WERE AT MARSHALL'S HOME FURNISHING STORE.

DR. SHERMAN HAD ASKED YOU TO CALL

BECAUSE YOU'D JUST BEEN IN FOR A VISIT.

YOU WENT OVER TO THE PHONE,

YOU TALKED FOR A LITTLE BIT, YOU CAME BACK AND SAID,

"I WANT THAT WALLPAPER,

AND I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY."

AND I REMEMBER THE WALLPAPER SALESMAN SAID,

"HEY, LADY. WE JUST SELL WALLPAPER."

THAT BABY WAS ME, RIGHT?

YEAH.

YES, THAT WAS YOU.

AND, YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS APPROPRIATE

THAT WE FOUND OUT ABOUT YOU WHILE WE WERE SHOPPING.

LOOK AT THIS.

OH, WHAT...

IT'S A HEART

WITH "I LOVE RICHARD BECK" WRITTEN ON IT.

YEAH, I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO.

YOU WROTE ON THE WALLPAPER?

LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

"I LOVE RICHARD NIXON."

SEE. ALEX DID IT, TOO.

ALL RIGHT, GEORGE,

TELL ME, HOW MUCH WILL IT COST

TO REDO THIS WHOLE KITCHEN?

NOTHING.

NOTHING? MR. KEATON,

I CAME HERE PREPARED TO GUT AND REMODEL THIS ENTIRE ROOM,

BUT I REALIZE THAT THAT WOULD BE A TREMENDOUS MISTAKE.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A GROUP OF PEOPLE

SO ATTACHED TO THEIR WALLPAPER.

AND FRANKLY, I WAS VERY MOVED.

GEORGE...

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

I SEE WALLPAPER!

YOUR WALLPAPER...

BACK ON THE WALL WHERE IT BELONGS.

GOOD MORNING, HONEY.

IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP, DUMPLING.

OH, GO AWAY, ALEX.

OH, COME ON, COOKIE.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT COOKIE?

I KNOW THEM ALL.

POOCHIE...

BOOTSIE, BUNNY...

ALL YOUR FURRY FRIENDS FROM PREP SCHOOL.

I DON'T REMEMBER THIS.

WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?

NOTHING THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED.

NOTHING THAT WASN'T GOING TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER.

NOTHING THAT WASN'T INEVITABLE...

DARLING.

OH, MY GOD.

REBECCA, AFTER LAST NIGHT...

I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU

AS I'VE KNOWN NO WOMAN BEFORE.

THE ONLY QUESTION NOW IS WHERE TO SPEND THE HONEYMOON.

I MEAN, I AGREE WITH YOU.

THE CARIBBEAN IS NICE...

BUT SO IS HAWAII.

OR...

WE COULD GO TO DISNEYLAND.

LIKE THE OKUNS.

OH, NO.

THE OKUNS.

IT'S ALL STARTING TO COME BACK TO ME NOW.

DID I POUR A DRINK ON HIM, ALEX?

YES.

DID I CALL HIM CHUCKLES?

YES.

DID ANYTHING HAPPEN BETWEEN US?

NO.

OH, WHAT A RELIEF!

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A COMPLETE DISASTER.

I MEAN, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO COMING BACK.

I MEAN, I CAN DEAL WITH LOTS OF THINGS,

BUT I COULDN'T DEAL IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED...

HEY, PEOPLE HAVE LIVED THROUGH IT, YOU KNOW.

A FEW OF THEM EVEN LIKED IT.

I'M SORRY, ALEX, I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.

WHAT I MEANT IS, WHAT A RELIEF THAT THE NIGHT IS OVER.

YEAH. WELL, LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOME COFFEE, HUH?

I'M SO EMBARRASSED.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

I'M NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON.

OH, COME ON, LOOK, THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

YOU HADN'T EATEN.

YOU DIDN'T SLEEP VERY WELL.

YOU HAD A FEW HUNDRED GLASSES OF CHAMPAGNE.

I STARTED TO LOOK ATTRACTIVE.

I WANT YOU TO KNOW, WHEN WE GET BACK TO THE BANK,

IT IS BUSINESS AS USUAL.

I'M THE BOSS.

YOU ARE MY ASSISTANT.

RIGHT...

AXL?

YOU GOT IT...

COOKIE.

Man: SIT, UBU, SIT. GOOD DOG.