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Johnny Mathis: ♪ I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER ♪

♪ FOR A MILLION YEARS ♪

Deniece Williams: ♪ AND I BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER ♪

♪ FOR A MILLION MORE ♪

♪ OH, IT'S LIKE I STARTED BREATHING ♪

♪ ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED ♪

Both: ♪ AND I CAN'T REMEMBER ♪

♪ WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE ♪

♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪

♪ WITHOUT US? ♪

♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪

♪ WITHOUT US? ♪

♪ AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHING ♪

♪ WE CAN'T LOVE EACH OTHER THROUGH ♪

♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪

♪ WITHOUT US? ♪

♪ SHA LA LA LA ♪

HEY! HOW WAS THE HOME DESIGN SHOW?

YOU SHOULD HAVE COME WITH US, ALEX. IT WAS FABULOUS.

ALEX, MILES AND MILES OF NEW APPLIANCES,

WALL COVERINGS, BATHROOM FIXTURES.

IF ONLY I COULD LIVE THIS DAY OVER AGAIN

AND HAVE GONE WITH YOU.

WE'RE GOING AGAIN TOMORROW.

YEAH. WE'RE TRYING TO DECIDE

WHETHER OR NOT TO REMODEL THE KITCHEN.

WHAT... NO WAY!

YOU'LL HAVE TO REMODEL ME FIRST.

SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER ARGUMENT IN FAVOR.

LISTEN, YOU GUYS MIND REMOVING ALL THIS HOME SHOW STUFF?

I MEAN, I'VE GOT A LOT OF IMPORTANT BANKING PAPERS HERE.

THESE ARE JUST TRAVEL BROCHURES OF CHICAGO, ALEX.

ALEX, IF YOU'RE LEAVING HOME,

PLEASE GO FURTHER THAN CHICAGO.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MAL, CHICAGO HAPPENS TO BE THE HOST CITY

FOR THE 15th ANNUAL MIDWEST BANKING SEMINAR,

WHICH I WILL BE ATTENDING.

JEALOUS, HUH?

JUST HAVE TO WATCH IT ON TELEVISION

LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING, ALEX.

YEAH. I'M GOING TO BE REPRESENTING HARDING TRUST, MY BANK.

THEY ASKED YOU TO GO?

WE SHOULD TAKE OUR MONEY OUT OF THERE IMMEDIATELY.

WELL, WE ALREADY DID WHEN ALEX GOT THE JOB.

I'M TELLING YOU, MOMMY.

THIS BANKING CONFERENCE IS GOING TO BE GREAT.

ALL OF THE BEST BANKING MINDS IN THE MIDWEST

ARE GOING TO BE THERE.

WELL, IT WAS QUITE AN HONOR FOR THEM TO CHOOSE YOU.

YEAH, WELL, THEY HAVEN'T...

OFFICIALLY CHOSEN ME YET,

BUT REBECCA'S ON HER WAY OVER HERE

AND SAID SHE WANTED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING,

SO, YOU KNOW, WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE?

I'M THE OBVIOUS CHOICE.

WELL, GOOD. YOU AND REBECCA ARE GETTING ALONG BETTER NOW?

OH, YEAH. WE'RE GETTING ALONG FINE NOW.

IN FACT, YESTERDAY,

SHE ONLY THREATENED TO FIRE ME TWICE.

YOU'RE A SHOO-IN.

OH, COME IN. COME IN. COME IN. COME IN.

HI. ALEX, I HOPE I'M NOT DISTURBING YOU.

OH, REBECCA, NO. I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY,

YOU WOULDN'T COME OVER HERE AND TALK TO ME

UNLESS YOU HAD SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY.

WELL, I HAVE A FEW THINGS I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS WITH YOU.

OH, I'M SORRY.

ALEX, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A MAP OF CHICAGO?

WELL, YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO TELL YOU, REBECCA,

CHICAGO HAS ALWAYS BEEN A FAVORITE CITY OF MINE.

YEAH, I'VE OFTEN DREAMED

OF WALKING THE WINDY STREETS,

PLAYING HOG BUTCHER TO THE WORLD.

I'M SORRY. IT'S A POOR BOY'S DREAM.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO BURDEN YOU WITH IT.

GOOD.

♪ MY KIND OF TOWN ♪

♪ CHICAGO IS ♪

♪ MY KIND OF TOWN ♪

ALEX, I THINK A THEME IS STARTING TO EMERGE HERE.

YOU WANT TO GO TO THE CONFERENCE IN CHICAGO, DON'T YOU?

YOU GOT TO TAKE ME, REBECCA.

LOOK, I ALREADY GOT A NEW TRAVEL ALARM.

IT'S ALREADY SET FOR CHICAGO TIME.

ALEX, LET ME BE FRANK WITH YOU.

I HAVE THOUGHT LONG AND HARD

ABOUT TAKING YOU TO THIS CONFERENCE.

YOU ARE THE SHARPEST, MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE EMPLOYEE I HAVE.

YOU ARE ALSO THE MOST VOLATILE, UNPREDICTABLE,

POTENTIALLY LETHAL EMPLOYEE I HAVE.

WELL, I KNOW. THAT'S THE FUN SIDE OF ME.

NOT AT A BANKING CONFERENCE, IT'S NOT.

REBECCA, LOOK. YOU GOT TO TAKE ME TO THIS CONFERENCE.

IT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME.

I PROMISE YOU... I PROMISE YOU,

I WILL BE PROFESSIONAL AND BUSINESS-LIKE

THE ENTIRE TRIP.

WELL, REMEMBER THAT,

BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING. HERE'S THE TICKET.

YOW!

♪ MY KIND OF TOWN ♪

LOOK AT THIS, JEN.

THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL KITCHEN HERE.

WE COULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN HERE, DON'T YOU THINK?

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO HAVE EVERYTHING BRAND-NEW?

OH, YEAH.

WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR SO LONG.

THIS KITCHEN HAS BEEN EXACTLY THE SAME SINCE I WAS BORN.

IT'S BEEN THE SAME SINCE I WAS BORN.

IT'S BEEN THE SAME SINCE I WAS BORN.

WELL, YOUR FATHER DOESN'T FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT THIS.

HE DOESN'T LIKE CHANGE OF ANY KIND.

I ONCE BOUGHT A DIFFERENT BRAND OF NAPKINS.

HE DEVELOPED A RASH.

WE COULD GET HIM TO DO IT, MOM.

IF WE GANG UP ON HIM,

HE'LL FOLD LIKE A HOUSE OF CARDS.

MALLORY AND I CAN DO THE LOVING DAUGHTER BIT.

HE LOVES THAT.

I DON'T WANT TO TRICK YOUR DAD

INTO DOING SOMETHING HE DOESN'T WANT TO DO.

OH, MOM, THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF IT.

YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE MIDDLE GROUND.

YOU CAN PRETEND YOU'RE REASONABLE ABOUT THIS.

YOU COULD SAY THINGS LIKE,

"STEVEN, WE SHOULD SERIOUSLY CONSIDER

"REMODELING THIS KITCHEN.

BUT LET'S NOT BE HASTY."

AND THEN KISS HIM QUICK.

AND THE FINAL TOUCH IS WHEN WE GET ALEX TO TAKE DAD'S SIDE.

ALEX WILL SAY, "REMODEL THE KITCHEN?

"THAT'S THE WORST IDEA I EVER HEARD.

DON'T TOUCH A THING."

DAD WILL BE REMODELING IN A SECOND.

OH, THAT'S REALLY APPEALING.

BUT EVEN IF YOUR DAD AGREED TO REMODEL THE KITCHEN,

WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY. IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

HEY, EVERYBODY, GUESS WHAT?

I GOT A RAISE!

A RAISE! THAT'S TERRIFIC!

OH, MAN. OH!

WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO WITH THE MONEY?

OHH! OHH!

YOU'RE EXCITED, HUH?

WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO WITH THE MONEY?

WELL, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

AND I THINK WE SHOULD PUT IT RIGHT IN THE BANK

AND WATCH IT GROW.

I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

I MEAN, WHAT OTHER OPTIONS DO WE HAVE

WITH ALL THAT NEW MONEY?

AND EITHER WE PUT IT IN THE BANK,

AND WE WATCH IT GROW,

OR WE REMODEL THE KITCHEN.

WHAT? REMODEL THE KITCHEN?

YEAH! YEAH!

NEVER! I LOVE THIS KITCHEN!

THERE'S A LOT OF HISTORY HERE.

DADDY, WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE HOME!

WE LOVE YOU!

AND WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU.

SO PROUD!

YOU'RE PROBABLY THE ONLY DADDY ON

THE WHOLE BLOCK WHO GOT A RAISE TODAY.

I WILL NEVER REMODEL THIS KITCHEN.

STEVEN, MAYBE WE SHOULD SERIOUSLY CONSIDER

REMODELING THE KITCHEN.

BUT LET'S NOT BE TOO HASTY.

I WILL NEVER REMODEL THIS KITCHEN.

OK. WELL. HERE I GO.

ALEX, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT REMODELING THE KITCHEN?

REMODEL THE KITCHEN?

THAT'S THE WORST IDEA I EVER HEARD.

DON'T TOUCH A THING.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

OK. OK.

SO, WHAT TIME DOES YOUR FLIGHT LEAVE, ALEX?

IN ABOUT ONE HOUR, DAD.

REBECCA'S COMING BY TO PICK ME UP ANY MINUTE.

WELL, I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU, ALEX.

THINGS REALLY SEEM TO BE GOING YOUR WAY.

ESPECIALLY, YOU KNOW, CONSIDERING THAT ROCKY START

I HAD WITH REBECCA.

YOU KNOW, THAT LITTLE ERROR IN JUDGMENT I MADE.

LITTLE ERROR?

ALEX, YOU KISSED YOUR BOSS.

YEAH, I KNOW. I KNOW.

BUT IT WAS LATE AT NIGHT...

WE WERE ALONE IN THE BANK.

WE EACH HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH MONEY TO COUNT.

ANYWAY, THAT'S HISTORY, DAD.

THAT'S IN THE PAST. THAT'S FORGOTTEN.

WELL, THAT'S GREAT. IT'S A REAL SIGN OF GROWTH TO SEE

HOW YOU'VE ACCEPTED HAVING A WOMAN AS BOSS.

YEAH. THANKS, DAD. AND, YOU KNOW, I LIKE TO THINK

THAT I HAVE HAD SOME EFFECT ON REBECCA, TOO.

I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF GIRL...

WEALTHY, NEW ENGLAND, PRIVATE SCHOOL TYPE.

YOU KNOW, SNOBBISH, ALOOF, COLD.

YEAH. I GUESS SHE COULD USE SOME CHANGING.

I'M TRYING TO TURN HER INTO THAT.

I MEAN, THAT'S HER BACKGROUND,

BUT BESIDES ALL THAT STUFF, WHICH I LOVE,

YOU KNOW, SHE'S A LITTLE UPTIGHT.

GOT TO LOOSEN HER UP A LITTLE.

AH, WELL, THERE SHE IS.

HI, ALEX. ARE YOU READY? PLANE LEAVES IN AN HOUR.

READY AS CAN BE.

WELL, WE REALLY APPRECIATE

YOUR TAKING ALEX ALONG WITH YOU, REBECCA.

WE CAN REALLY USE THE REST.

I'M GLAD TO HELP, BUT I'M REALLY TAKING ALEX ALONG

BECAUSE HE'S VERY SHARP AND VERY EAGER,

AND I'M AFRAID TO LEAVE HIM ALONE AT THE BANK.

ALEX, I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE A MISTAKE TO TAKE YOU.

AW, COME ON. WHAT MISTAKE?

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT FLIGHT.

WHAT ABOUT THAT LITTLE SCENE YOU CAUSED WITH THE STEWARDESS?

WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME I WASN'T RIGHT?

ALEX, AFTER A CERTAIN AGE,

THEY DON'T GIVE YOU THOSE LITTLE WINGS ANYMORE.

ALL RIGHT. OK. IT WAS A LITTLE BIT OF A ROUGH START.

YOU KNOW, I WAS A LITTLE BIT EXCITED,

BUT I KNOW WHAT'S CALLED FOR HERE, REBECCA...

PROFESSIONALISM, DECORUM, RESERVE.

HEY. ALEX KEATON, HARDING TRUST.

WHERE YOU FROM, BUDDY?

IS THAT YOUR WIFE? WHOO!

WHAT?

GOOD AFTERNOON. HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

YOU HAVE A RESERVATION FOR RYAN, REBECCA RYAN.

THAT WILL BE SUITE 412 IN THE WEST TOWER.

A PORTER WILL BE ALONG SHORTLY TO TAKE YOUR BAGS.

THANK YOU.

HEY.

GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR.

GOOD AFTERNOON. GOOD AFTERNOON.

THERE SHOULD BE A SUITE WAITING FOR ME.

THE NAME IS KEATON, ALEX P. KEATON.

I'M WITH THE BANKING CONFERENCE.

UH...

I'M AFRAID I HAVE NO RESERVATION FOR KEATON.

WELL, THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE.

JUST TRY AGAIN.

I'M SORRY. WE'RE ALL BOOKED UP, SIR.

THERE ARE NO ROOMS AVAILABLE.

NEXT, PLEASE.

LOOK, COULD YOU AT LEAST

RECOMMEND ME TO ANOTHER HOTEL?

EVERY HOTEL IN CHICAGO IS FULL.

SIR, THERE'S A BLIZZARD STARTING UP OUT THERE.

PEOPLE AREN'T EVEN ABLE TO LEAVE THE CITY.

EXCUSE ME.

DO YOU BELIEVE THIS?

THEY DON'T HAVE MY RESERVATION. I DON'T HAVE A ROOM.

ALEX, I'M REALLY SORRY.

I GOT TO GO UPSTAIRS AND SHOWER.

GOOD LUCK.

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

I DON'T NEED LUCK,

I NEED TOWELS.

I NEED A SOAPDISH.

I NEED MINTS ON MY PILLOW.

LOOK, ALEX, I'M REALLY VERY SORRY.

I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU, BUT WHAT CAN I DO?

WELL...

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

COME ON. YOU'VE GOT A SUITE!

YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF ROOM.

ABSOLUTELY NOT. I CANNOT HAVE YOU SLEEPING IN MY R...

ALL RIGHT.

I'M AN OFFICER OF THE BANK.

I HAVE A REPUTATION TO UPHOLD.

ALL RIGHT. OK. NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID I'M GOING TO PEEK?

WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID I'M GOING TO TRY SOMETHING?

COME ON, REBECCA, LOOK. THIS IS BUSINESS.

PURE AND SIMPLE.

I'M HERE REPRESENTING HARDING BANK...

YOUR BANK.

I GOT TO BE ALERT. I GOT TO GET SOME REST.

THERE'S NOTHING PERSONAL ABOUT THIS.

OK, ALEX. YOU WIN.

WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO I HAVE?

YOU CAN SHARE MY SUITE WITH ME.

OK. GREAT.

WE'RE GOING TO BE LIVING TOGETHER.

IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT BEING ROOMIES.

YOU'LL SEE.

IF YOU REFER TO US AS ROOMIES ONE MORE TIME,

I'M GOING TO FIRE YOU.

AND THEN, I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU UP.

COME ON. LOOK, REBECCA.

I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS AS EASY ON YOU AS POSSIBLE.

I'M GOING TO BE QUIET AS A MOUSE.

YOU'LL HARDLY EVEN KNOW I'M AROUND.

IF YOU WANT TO HAVE GUYS OVER,

YOU KNOW, HANG A SOCK ON THE DOOR.

OK. THIS IS YOU. SUITE 412.

CORNER SUITE.

I LOVE IT.

THIS IS A SUITE?

THIS MUST BE A SITTING ROOM.

THIS IS JUST A SITTING ROOM, RIGHT?

OH, SURE. YOU CAN SIT IN HERE.

BUT IF YOU'LL ALLOW ME TO SQUEEZE THROUGH HERE,

I'LL SHOW YOU SOME OF THE FEATURES

OF THIS ROOM.

THERE ARE NO FEATURES IN THIS ROOM.

THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT.

NO PROBLEM.

I'LL GET THE REST OF THE LUGGAGE.

ALEX.

EXCUSE ME.

NEED ANYTHING ELSE?

SOME, UH...

SOME ICE, PERHAPS?

WHERE WOULD WE PUT IT?

THANKS.

ALL RIGHT. OK.

WE'RE IN A BIT OF A ROUGH SPOT HERE.

IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD.

COULD BE WORSE.

WE MIGHT NOT BE IN A SUITE.

DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

JUST SITTING HERE...

THINKING.

WE'VE HAD SOME WONDERFUL TIMES IN THIS KITCHEN, HAVEN'T WE?

TAKE IT EASY, HONEY.

WE'LL HAVE SOME GOOD TIMES IN THE NEW KITCHEN, TOO.

HOW CAN YOU BE SURE OF THAT, ELYSE?

WHAT IF THIS KITCHEN IS THE REASON

WE'VE BEEN SO HAPPY FOR ALL THESE YEARS?

LET'S NOT FORGET THE OTHER ROOMS, DAD.

THEY'VE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.

YEAH. I'VE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES IN THE LIVING ROOM.

MAYBE THE REASON YOU HAD

SUCH GREAT TIMES IN THE LIVING ROOM

IS BECAUSE IT'S SO CLOSE TO THE KITCHEN.

HONEY, HONEY. I KNOW THIS IS DIFFICULT FOR YOU.

I KNOW YOU HAVE AMBIVALENT FEELINGS

ABOUT CHANGES IN THE KITCHEN,

BUT THAT'S WHY I WENT OUT,

AND I HIRED GEORGE BELLACK.

HE'S AN EXCELLENT INTERIOR DESIGNER.

HE'S GOING TO COME IN,

HE'S GOING TO CONSULT,

AND HE'S GOING TO GO VERY, VERY SLOWLY.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, ELYSE.

I'M APPROACHING THIS WITH AN OPEN MIND.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I JUST WANT A LITTLE SOMETHING

TO REMEMBER THE KITCHEN BY, THAT'S ALL.

MAL, JEN, CAN I HAVE A SHOT OF YOU OVER BY THE REFRIGERATOR?

MOM, STOP HIM.

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

JUST A COUPLE OF SHOTS FOR THE OL' WALLET.

MAL, TAKE SOME ICE CUBES OUT, HONEY. COME ON... ACTION.

GOOD! COME ON. COME ON.

OH! OH! IT'S GEORGE BELLACK.

GEORGE, COME IN. COME IN.

THIS IS MY HUSBAND STEVEN.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

OUR DAUGHTERS JENNIFER AND MALLORY.

GIRLS.

WE ARE THRILLED THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE HANDLING THIS, GEORGE.

ANYTHING FOR YOU, ELYSE.

WELL, TAKE A LOOK AROUND.

COME ON. DON'T HOLD BACK. JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK?

LET'S START WITH THE SMALL THINGS.

THIS WALL MUST GO.

WHAT? I LOVE THIS WALL.

THIS IS A HISTORICAL WALL.

WE MEASURED THE KIDS' GROWTH ON THIS WALL.

LOOK, UH...

MALLORY AT 3,

JENNIFER AT 3...

ALEX AT 3.

MR. KEATON, THIS WALL IS WHAT'S PREVENTING THIS KITCHEN

FROM SPRINGING TO LIFE,

FROM REACHING ITS FULL POTENTIAL AS A FAMILY CENTER.

THIS WALL IS WHAT'S PREVENTING THE HOUSE FROM FALLING DOWN.

STEVEN, WOULD YOU JUST LET GEORGE DO HIS WORK?

CERTAINLY, CERTAINLY.

IF I MAY PROCEED.

I SEE A HUGE BAY WINDOW!

WITH SHELVES

AND GREENERY CASCADING DOWN

AND LACE CURTAINS

FRAMING A WONDERFUL PANORAMIC VIEW.

OH, THAT SOUNDS FABULOUS.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

A BAY WINDOW IN MY KITCHEN.

THAT SOUNDS GREAT, DOESN'T IT, DAD?

TO ACCOMMODATE THIS BAY WINDOW, OF COURSE,

WE'LL HAVE TO LOSE A GOOD PORTION OF THIS WALL ALSO.

ANOTHER WALL? WHY DON'T YOU JUST DYNAMITE THE ROOM?

STEVEN, WOULD YOU HEAR HIM OUT?

LOOK, I'M SORRY.

THIS IS... THIS IS JUST ALL HAPPENING TOO FAST.

I THINK WE NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME TO DECIDE

EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT TO DO IN HERE,

TO MULL OVER GEORGE'S WONDERFULLY INNOVATIVE

AND INSANE IDEAS.

WE'LL CALL YOU IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.

DO YOU HAVE A CARD?

CALL ME.

WE'LL TALK.

DAD, HOW COULD YOU LET GEORGE GO LIKE THAT?

HE WAS OUR ONLY HOPE.

THE KITCHEN OF TOMORROW WAS ALMOST IN OUR GRASP.

BELIEVE ME, WE DON'T NEED GEORGE.

HIS IDEAS AREN'T RIGHT FOR OUR LIFESTYLE.

WE NEED SOMEBODY WHO UNDERSTANDS OUR HOUSE,

WHO KNOWS IT, WHO CARES ABOUT IT.

WHO MIGHT THAT BE?

YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S JUST TRY TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT.

I GUESS WE SHOULD UNPACK FIRST.

WHO GETS THE HANGER?

IT'S MY ROOM. I THINK I SHOULD GET IT.

REBECCA, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF MY CLOTHES?

WHY DON'T YOU WEAR THEM?

I GOT 16 SUITS.

I'LL LOOK LIKE A TWEEDY VERSION OF THE MICHELIN MAN.

ALEX, I JUST DON'T THINK THIS IS GOING TO WORK OUT.

COME ON, IT'S AN ADVENTURE.

DIDN'T YOU EVER HAVE A ROOMMATE?

DIDN'T YOU EVER GO CAMPING?

GET TRAPPED IN A MINE?

ALEX, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

ALL RIGHT. DON'T MAKE IT A BIG ONE, OK?

WE DON'T HAVE THE ROOM.

I WAS AN ONLY CHILD.

I ALWAYS HAD A ROOM OF MY OWN.

AND I WENT AWAY TO A VERY EXCLUSIVE BOARDING SCHOOL.

AND EVERYONE HAD A PRIVATE SUITE.

DO YOU HAVE THE ADDRESS OF THAT PLACE?

THE POINT IS, I'VE NEVER LIVED WITH ANYONE,

AND I'D RATHER NOT START WITH YOU.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. OK. OK.

YOU THINK THIS IS A PICNIC FOR ME?

YOU THINK THIS IS MY IDEA OF PARADISE?

DO YOU THINK I PLANNED THIS?

I'M NOT SO SURE.

THIS IS ALL BEGINNING TO MAKE SENSE

TO ME NOW, ALEX.

IT'S ALL BECOMING VERY CLEAR.

FIRST, YOU BEG FOR ME TO TAKE YOU ALONG.

I AGREE, OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF MY HEART.

THEN YOUR RESERVATION MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS,

SO I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAKE YOU IN.

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

YOU GOT ME, REBECCA!

YOU GOT ME.

THIS HAS ALL JUST BEEN A PLOY

TO SPEND A NIGHT IN THIS ROOM WITH YOU.

THE PLANE TRIP,

THE BLIZZARD...

EVERY HOTEL IN CHICAGO BOOKED SOLID.

I ARRANGED THAT.

SURE, IT COST ME SOME BUCKS...

BUT IT'S ALL PART OF MY MASTER PLAN.

THE BANKING CONVENTION... A RUSE.

NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE BANKERS.

THEY ALL WORK FOR ME.

HEY, BILL, HARRY, LARRY!

YEAH, GO HOME!

NO, SHE'S ON TO IT.

NO, WE'LL TRY AGAIN NEXT YEAR WITH ANOTHER GIRL.

FINE! GREAT!

AS A MATTER OF FACT, REBECCA,

THE WHOLE DAMN CITY OF CHICAGO DOES NOT EXIST!

THIS IS MY BASEMENT!

OK, ALEX. I THINK YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT.

I APOLOGIZE.

MY ACCUSATION WAS UNCALLED-FOR.

I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.

I THINK WE NEED A LITTLE AIR IN HERE.

I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL CLAUSTROPHOBIC.

WE COULD OPEN A WINDOW OR SOMETHING.

GOOD IDEA.

LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE.

AT LEAST WE CAN'T PUSH EACH OTHER OUT.

THIS IS CRAZY.

I'M EXHAUSTED.

ALL I NEED IS JUST A LITTLE REST.

GOOD. GOOD. GOOD IDEA.

JUST GO AHEAD.

ARE YOU GOING TO BREATHE THAT LOUDLY THE WHOLE WEEKEND?

WHY DON'T YOU JUST KILL ME NOW?

OK? THROW MY BODY INTO THE HALL.

WE'D HAVE MORE ROOM.

LOOK, WE HAVE A MEETING IN TWO HOURS.

COULD WE HAVE SOME QUIET, PLEASE?

OK. FINE. I'LL TRY NOT TO BREATHE.

ARE YOU GOING TO HOVER OVER ME LIKE THAT THE WHOLE TIME?

I PLAN TO.

I'M HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME.

LOOK, ALEX, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET A REST, TOO?

FINE. OK. SURE.

TELL YOU WHAT... I'LL SLEEP IN THE BATHTUB.

IT'S A STANDUP SHOWER.

ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN LIE HERE.

THANK YOU.

GREAT.

OK, THIS IS GREAT.

YEP...

THIS IS COZY.

Man: SIT, UBU, SIT.

GOOD DOG.