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♪ I BET WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER ♪
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♪ FOR A MILLION YEARS ♪
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♪ AND I BET WE'LL BE TOGETHER ♪
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♪ FOR A MILLION MORE ♪
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♪ OH, IT'S LIKE I
STARTED BREATHING ♪
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♪ ON THE NIGHT WE KISSED ♪
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♪ AND I CAN'T REMEMBER ♪
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♪ WHAT I EVER DID BEFORE ♪
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♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪
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♪ WITHOUT US ♪
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♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪
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♪ WITHOUT US ♪
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♪ AND THERE AIN'T NO NOTHING ♪
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♪ WE CAN'T LOVE EACH OTHER
THROUGH ♪ ♪ OOH, OHH ♪
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♪ WHAT WOULD WE DO, BABY ♪
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♪ WITHOUT US ♪
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♪ SHA LA LA LA ♪♪
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OK. NOW, IF YOU'RE REAL CAREFUL,
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IT ALL COMES OFF
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IN ONE...
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LONG...
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PIECE. SEE?
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NOW ME.
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YOU GOT IT, PALLY.
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HEY, HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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OH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE
GAME FOR ANDY, MOM.
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IT'S GOOD FOR THE
OLD MANUAL DEXTERITY.
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HOW ARE WE GONNA KNOW
WHAT'S IN THESE CANS NOW?
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DON'T FRET. WE'LL JUST WRITE
DOWN WHAT IS IN EACH CAN.
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AND THAT WAY, NOTHING'S
LOST. SEE, THIS ONE'S PEACHES.
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THIS ONE'S PEAS.
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OR WAS THIS ONE PEAS?
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DON'T LOOK AT ME.
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ALL RIGHT. UH, ALEX,
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LET'S GET THESE
CANS PUT AWAY, OK?
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UNCLE ROB'S GONNA
BE HERE ANY SECOND.
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OK? IT WOULD BE NICE IF THE
HOUSE LOOKED HALFWAY DECENT.
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OH, HI. SORRY I'M LATE.
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I STOPPED OFF AT SCHWELLER'S
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TO PICK UP SOME
STRUDEL FOR DESSERT.
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OH. ANDY AND I WERE GOING TO
MAKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.
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OH, NO. NO. IT HAS TO BE
STRUDEL FROM SCHWELLER'S.
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IT'S EXACTLY THE KIND THEY
MADE AT HOFSTEDER'S BAKERY
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BACK IN BUFFALO WHEN
ROB AND I WERE KIDS.
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HEY, SHOULDN'T
HE BE HERE BY NOW?
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I MEAN, HIS PLANE
LANDED TWO HOURS AGO.
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OH, HE'S PROBABLY CAUGHT IN
TRAFFIC ON THE EXPRESSWAY.
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THIS IS A FIRST. MY
BROTHER IS ACTUALLY LATE.
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KNOWING ROB, YOU'D THINK HE'D GET
OFF AT THE NEAREST EXIT AND CALL.
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HE'S THE MOST ORGANIZED,
RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING
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I'VE EVER MET.
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AHEM, AHEM.
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EXCEPT FOR YOU, ALEX.
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THANK YOU. YEAH,
I LOVE UNCLE ROB.
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HE IS THE BEST...
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ALL-AMERICAN,
CONSERVATIVE, A FAMILY MAN.
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I LIKE THE FACT THAT
I'M RELATED TO HIM.
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REASSURES ME I DIDN'T
JUST COME FROM NOWHERE.
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HI. WE'RE GOING DOWN TO THE MALL
TO GET OUR BLOOD PRESSURE CHECKED.
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OH, WAIT A MINUTE. UNCLE ROB'S
GONNA BE HERE ANY SECOND.
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UM, YEAH. WE WANT TO BE IN PERFECT
HEALTH FOR WHEN HE GETS HERE.
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YOU SEE, THERE'S THIS
HEALTHMOBILE DOWN THERE,
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AND IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE
CHECK THESE THINGS OFTEN,
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ESPECIALLY WHILE WE'RE YOUNG.
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THERE'S A CUTE PARAMEDIC
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THAT I THINK JENNIFER
OUGHT TO MEET.
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OH.
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HI! HEY! WHOA!
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HOW ARE YOU, SWEETHEART?
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HI!
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HI. HI.
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HI, JEN.
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LONG TIME NO SEE.
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TOO LONG. JUST SEEING YOU
MAKES MY BLOOD PRESSURE SOAR.
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WE BETTER GET GOING, JENNIFER.
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BYE-BYE.
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OK, OK. WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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ELYSE, OTHER WOMEN GROW OLDER,
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YOU GROW MORE
YOUTHFUL AND BEAUTIFUL
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EACH TIME I SEE YOU.
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OH, ROB...
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KEEP TALKING.
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IT'S TRUE.
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HEY, HEY. HEY! ALEX!
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MARKET'S UP, INFLATION IS DOWN,
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REAGAN'S IN THE WHITE HOUSE...
CAN WE PICK THEM OR WHAT?
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THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN
THE WORLD THAN MONEY AND POLITICS, ALEX.
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OH, OH, ALL RIGHT.
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WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER
WHEN DAD'S NOT IN THE ROOM.
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STEVIE! WHERE'S THE STRUDEL?
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AW, ROBBY, LOOK AT THIS!
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AW, YOU...
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JEEZ, ROB, YOU'RE DRESSING
MORE CASUAL THESE DAYS. I LIKE IT.
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YEAH. I DECIDED I WAS
SPENDING TOO MUCH OF MY TIME
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WALKING AROUND
IN A SUIT AND A TIE.
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YOU KNOW, THAT AFFECTS THE WAY YOU
VIEW THE WORLD... KEEPS YOU BUTTONED UP.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO
UPSTAIRS AND CHANGE.
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WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU, ROB.
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IT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO BE LATE.
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WHY ARE YOU SO HUNG UP
ON TIME ALL OF A SUDDEN?
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WE'RE ONLY ON THIS EARTH
A SHORT WHILE, STEVEN.
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THE IDEA IS TO LIVE EACH
MOMENT TO ITS FULLEST.
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EXPERIENCE EVERYTHING.
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IF SOMETIMES WE STRAY
OFF THE NORMAL PATH...
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HEY! THAT CAN BE GROOVY, TOO.
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HE SURE LOOKED LIKE MY BROTHER.
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AAH!
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AAH!
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OH, ANDY?
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ANDREW!
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COME IN HERE, WOULD YOU, LAD?
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AHA, HEY.
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DID YOU DO THIS?
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NO.
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THEN WHO DID?
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BAD GUYS.
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I SEE. OK. WELL, I'M
GONNA GET BLAMED FOR IT
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BECAUSE I SHOWED THE
BAD GUYS HOW TO DO IT.
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RIGHT.
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OK. WELL, THEN, IT SEEMS TO
ME, WE HAVE TWO OPTIONS HERE.
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NOW, WE CAN EITHER
HIDE THIS STUFF
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AND PRETEND WE DON'T
KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT,
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OR WE CAN COME CLEAN
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AND TELL MOM THE TRUTH.
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HIDE THEM.
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THAT'S MY BOY.
LET'S GO. COME ON.
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ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT. WOULD YOU LIKE
TO ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN THIS?
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ALL RIGHT, MOM.
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ALL RIGHT, MOM.
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WE CAN'T HIDE IT ANY LONGER.
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WE'RE HOOKED ON IT, MOM.
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WE CAN'T HELP OURSELVES.
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WE ARE A COUPLE OF HARDENED...
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CRIMINAL CAN-PEELERS.
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MOM, WE'RE WANTED
IN EVERY STATE.
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WE GIVE UP.
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BOYS, THIS IS NOT
A LAUGHING MATTER.
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D-DO YOU REALIZE...
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I'M SORRY.
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DO YOU REALIZE THAT WE'RE NOT GONNA
KNOW WHAT WE'RE EATING AROUND HERE
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FOR MONTHS TO COME?
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OH, MOM, THAT COULD
BE A WELCOME CHANGE.
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RUN FOR IT! GO! COME ON.
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STEVEN, I CANNOT BELIEVE
IT. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
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YOU STILL CAN'T GO TO YOUR LEFT.
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I CAN GO TO MY LEFT, ROB.
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JUST NOT WITH A BASKETBALL.
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ANYWAY, I LET YOU
WIN. OH, REALLY?
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YEAH. YOU'RE MY BIG BROTHER.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU CRY.
IT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING.
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HEY! HEY, HOW WOULD
YOU LIKE A HEADLOCK?
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AAH! HEY, COME ON, ROB. LET GO
OF ME. NO HEADLOCKS. CALLED IT.
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OK. YOU'RE LUCKY YOU
CALLED IT. HEH HEH HEH.
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WE'RE OFF TO THE MALL AGAIN.
THE HEALTHMOBILE OPENS AT 10:00.
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WE'VE BEEN ASKED BACK
FOR GLAUCOMA TESTS.
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YOU'VE GOT IT
ALL HERE, STEVEN...
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GREAT WIFE, GREAT KIDS.
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THE WHOLE PACKAGE.
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YOU TOO, ROB.
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NOT TOO BAD FOR A COUPLE OF MOOKS
FROM BUFFALO, HUH? HEH HEH HEH.
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YOU KNOW, STEVEN, THERE'S
SOMETHING I'VE BEEN HOLDING ON TO
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SINCE I GOT HERE.
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WELL, IT'S GOING TO
SURPRISE YOU WHEN I TELL YOU.
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AND THERE'S... THERE'S NO
WAY YOU CAN BE READY FOR THIS.
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I'M READY FOR ANYTHING. TRY ME.
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MAUREEN AND I ARE SEPARATED.
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I WASN'T READY FOR THAT.
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WELL, IT'S BEEN
COMING FOR A LONG TIME.
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YOU AND MAUREEN? IT
DOESN'T SEEM POSSIBLE.
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THE LAST FEW YEARS, WE'VE PRETTY
MUCH BEEN KEEPING IT TOGETHER
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OUT OF HABIT, REALLY.
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L-LIKE TWO HORSES PULLING
A WAGON, YOU KNOW...
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DAY AFTER DAY, YEAR AFTER YEAR,
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FAMILIAR WITH EACH OTHER,
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ACCUSTOMED TO BEING
AT EACH OTHER'S SIDE,
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BUT NOT REALLY CRAZY
ABOUT EACH OTHER,
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AND GETTING DAMN TIRED
OF PULLING THE WAGON.
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WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS?
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MARILYN MOVED OUT
ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO.
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SHE'S LIVING WITH A
VIETNAMESE FAMILY
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ON A HOUSEBOAT ON LAKE HURON.
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SHE SAYS SHE'S VERY HAPPY.
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THE PEOPLE ARE NICE.
THE FISHING IS GOOD.
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WHAT ABOUT
JONATHAN? HE'S ONLY 11.
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WELL, THAT'S TOUGHER, OF COURSE.
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BUT IT COULD BE WORSE FOR HIM
GROWING UP IN A BAD MARRIAGE.
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DID I INTERRUPT SOMETHING?
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ROBERT'S GOT SOME
BAD NEWS, ELYSE.
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OH, NO, NO. IT'S...
IT'S NOT BAD NEWS.
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UH, IT'S GOOD NEWS.
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GOOD NEWS? OH.
WELL, TELL ME, ROB.
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MY MARRIAGE IS OVER.
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I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
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I MEAN, CONGRATULATIONS
DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW, I MET A
GIRL ON THE PLANE.
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AND I'VE GOT A DATE TONIGHT.
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SO, JUST... BE HAPPY FOR ME.
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HE'S BEEN MARRIED 25 YEARS.
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HE'S GOT A WIFE,
TWO KIDS, AND A DATE.
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WHY SHOULDN'T WE BE HAPPY?
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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
ALEX, YOU DON'T KNOW...
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YOU COULD HAVE GLAUCOMA
OR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE
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AND NOT EVEN KNOW
IT. ALL RIGHT. OK.
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ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE TESTED, OK?
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YOU HAPPY? YOU SATISFIED?
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WHAT DO YOU GET... A COMMISSION
ON THESE TESTS, OR WHAT?
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IT'S FOR YOUR OWN
GOOD, TOO, ALEX.
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MOM, DAD, YOU'LL
BE HAPPY TO KNOW
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THAT MALLORY AND I
DO NOT HAVE GLAUCOMA.
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WONDERFUL, HONEY. GREAT NEWS.
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YOU DON'T SOUND THRILLED.
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WE HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.
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W-WE DON'T WANT TO UPSET
YOU, BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW.
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YOUR UNCLE ROB AND AUNT
MAUREEN HAVE SEPARATED.
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WHAT?
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NO. NO, NO. NO, NO. I'M SORRY.
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UH, THAT'S
IMPOSSIBLE. UNCLE ROB?
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UNCLE ROB IS NOT THE KIND
OF GUY WHO GETS SEPARATED...
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HE'S A REPUBLICAN.
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A REPUBLICAN?
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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ALEX, RONALD
REAGAN WAS DIVORCED.
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HE WAS A DEMOCRAT AT THE TIME.
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ALEX, BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES
ARE EQUALLY GOOD AT THIS.
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I KNOW. I MEAN. HALF
THE KIDS IN MY CLASS
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HAVE PARENTS WHO ARE SEPARATED.
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THIS MUST BE THE
SEPARATION DECADE.
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SEPARATION, SUSHI,
AND DESIGNER JEANS...
230
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,088
THAT'S THE EIGHTIES.
231
00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:30,328
THANK YOU FOR THAT
IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS.
232
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,330
I'LL GET IT.
233
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,965
NO, NO. THAT'S... THAT'S
PROBABLY ROB'S DATE.
234
00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,100
HIS WHAT?
235
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,972
HE'S GOING OUT
ON A DATE TONIGHT.
236
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,640
HE HAS A DATE?
237
00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:45,843
THE MAN IS A
REGISTERED REPUBLICAN!
238
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,814
YES, HE HAS A DATE.
IS THAT SO STRANGE?
239
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,550
HE'S SEPARATED,
AND HE HAS A DATE.
240
00:10:52,618 --> 00:10:55,086
NOW, LET'S LET
HER IN. AND PLEASE,
241
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,088
TREAT HER WITH RESPECT.
242
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,724
SHE'S YOUR UNCLE'S DATE.
243
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,564
HELLO.
244
00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:09,400
I'M KATHY BRADY.
I'M HERE FOR BOB.
245
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,137
BOB?
246
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:16,140
ROB. WE CALL HIM ROB.
247
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,209
THIS IS THE KEATON
HOUSE? OH, YES.
248
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,044
OH, YES. YES. I'M ELYSE KEATON.
249
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,824
HELLO. AND THIS IS STEVEN...
250
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,659
HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. AND
JENNIFER AND MALLORY...
251
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,361
HELLO. AND ALEX.
252
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,118
HI. HI.
253
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,788
HE TOLD ME HE LIKES
TO BE CALLED BOB. OH.
254
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,425
WELL, HE NEVER TOLD US THAT.
255
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:38,429
WE CALL HIM ROB.
256
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:43,801
HEY, KATH! HI. OH. HI.
257
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,982
HAS EVERYBODY MET EVERYBODY?
258
00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:48,751
OH, BOY, YES. OH, FOR SURE. YES.
259
00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,753
WELL, GREAT. GREAT.
KATHY AND I ARE GOING
260
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,755
TO THIS REALLY HOT
DISCO SHE KNOWS ABOUT.
261
00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,512
DO YOU WANT TO COME?
262
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,281
OH, NO. NO, NO.
263
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,950
WE'VE PLANNED A
QUIET EVENING AT HOME.
264
00:11:59,018 --> 00:12:00,785
MAKE SOME TAPIOCA.
265
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,789
YOU GOT IT, BABE.
266
00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:07,258
OH, LISTEN, ROB-BOB...
267
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,362
WHAT...
268
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:14,099
WHAT TIME DO YOU
THINK YOU'LL BE HOME?
269
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,300
DON'T WAIT UP, BRO.
270
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:17,568
WHOA. HEH HEH.
271
00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:18,780
BYE. BYE-BYE.
272
00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:20,204
YEAH. YEAH, RIGHT.
273
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,984
DON'T DANCE TOO HARD!
YEAH. NICE TO SEE YA.
274
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:24,208
WEAR THOSE SAFETY BELTS! OK.
275
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,443
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
276
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:34,218
OK, ANDY, LISTEN UP, BUD.
277
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,787
MOM NEEDS PEACHES.
278
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,461
SHE SAYS SHE BOUGHT
THEM ESPECIALLY
279
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:47,464
FOR THIS RECIPE SHE'S MAKING.
280
00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:50,301
SO, WHAT WE HAVE
TO DO IS FIND OUT
281
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,070
WHICH ONE OF THESE CANS
HAS THE PEACHES IN THEM
282
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:55,873
WITHOUT OPENING
EVERY CAN IN THE HOUSE.
283
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,742
NO PROBLEM.
284
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,376
ALL RIGHT, OK.
285
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,946
HAS UNCLE ROB BEEN DOWN YET?
286
00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:04,782
UH, YEAH. HE WENT
JOGGING ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.
287
00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:08,011
THAT'S REALLY SOMETHING. HE
ONLY CAME IN THREE HOURS AGO.
288
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,987
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
BECAUSE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT
289
00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:12,490
LISTENING TO DAD PACE.
290
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:15,203
DAD'S REALLY TAKING
THIS HARD, ISN'T HE?
291
00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:17,862
I KNOW. MOM SAYS HE'S BEEN
UP EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK
292
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,897
LOOKING THROUGH
OLD PHOTO ALBUMS...
293
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,399
YOU KNOW, PICTURES
OF ROB AND MAUREEN.
294
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,602
YEAH. YOU KNOW DAD.
295
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:28,272
HE JUST... HE JUST DOESN'T
HANDLE SEPARATIONS WELL.
296
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:31,776
HE STILL HASN'T GOTTEN OVER
THE SUPREMES BREAKING UP.
297
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,657
YEAH. I REMEMBER
HE SAT UP ALL NIGHT
298
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:38,549
LOOKING AT PICTURES
OF THEM, TOO.
299
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,352
I HATE THIS SITUATION WITH UNCLE
ROB. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
300
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,454
I MEAN, CAN I TALK TO
HIM ABOUT THIS SITUATION?
301
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,456
CAN I TALK ABOUT AUNT MAUREEN?
302
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,359
CAN I STILL CALL
HER AUNT MAUREEN?
303
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:52,896
YEAH. JUST... IT'S TOO BAD THAT
YOU KIDS HAVE TO BE WITNESS
304
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:55,699
TO THIS UNSETTLING
ADULT BEHAVIOR.
305
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,636
I THINK... I THINK YOU CAN
JUST COMFORT YOURSELF
306
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:01,539
BY LOOKING AT IT IN A DETACHED,
307
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,108
KIND OF ANALYTICAL FASHION.
308
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,610
WELL, I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.
309
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,379
OH, COME ON.
310
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,715
I MEAN, BASICALLY,
WHAT WE HAVE HERE
311
00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:13,250
IS A FAILED MERGER.
312
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,656
NOT UNLIKE THE BREAKUP
OF THE PHONE COMPANY.
313
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,193
ALTHOUGH OBVIOUSLY
LESS EMOTIONAL.
314
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,698
NOTHING MORE THAN A
NATURAL FLUCTUATION
315
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:29,567
IN THE MARKETPLACE
OF LOVE AND MARRIAGE.
316
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,996
YOU SHOULD WRITE
ROMANCE NOVELS, ALEX.
317
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,942
OH, GOOD MORNING, GUYS.
318
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,989
HI. MORNING. UH, HI.
319
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,024
ANYBODY WANT SOME BREAKFAST?
320
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,026
OH, NO. WE'VE EATEN
ALREADY. THANKS.
321
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,850
BUT IF YOU'RE HAVING
SOME, MAY I SUGGEST
322
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,986
SOME OF OUR FINE CANNED GOODS?
323
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,366
UH, NO, THANKS. WELL,
ANYONE WANT TO STAY AROUND
324
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,524
AND JOIN ME WHILE
I HAVE BREAKFAST?
325
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,572
NO. IT'S BEEN A ROUGH
DAY. I THINK, UH...
326
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,975
I THINK WE'RE
GONNA TURN IN. YEAH.
327
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,432
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. STOP.
STOP. NO, IT'S NOT EVEN 8:15 A.M.
328
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,501
UH, IT COULDN'T HAVE
BEEN THAT ROUGH A DAY.
329
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,503
COME ON NOW, I INSIST. YOU
GUYS SIT BACK DOWN HERE.
330
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:09,307
AND WE'RE GOING TO
TALK THIS THING OUT.
331
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,309
COME ON. EVERYONE SIT DOWN.
332
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:19,417
OK. MY SEPARATION
FROM AUNT MAUREEN
333
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,419
IS UPSETTING YOU ALL.
334
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,253
WHO'S AUNT MAUREEN?
335
00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:25,956
SHH.
336
00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:31,662
OK. IT'S NOT UPSETTING
ANDREW THAT MUCH.
337
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,065
HOW ABOUT YOU, ALEX?
338
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,045
ALL RIGHT. LOOK, I'D BE LYING
339
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:39,215
IF I SAID I WASN'T DISAPPOINTED.
340
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,771
I UNDERSTAND.
341
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,651
I MEAN, I'M NOT A BABY.
342
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,042
I KNOW THAT THESE THINGS HAPPEN,
343
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,189
BUT THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO HAPPEN TO YOU, UNCLE ROB.
344
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:49,146
YOU'RE ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS.
345
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,515
YOU'RE A FATHER.
YOU'RE A HUSBAND.
346
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,517
YOU'RE A CPA.
347
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,919
WELL, IT COULD HAPPEN
TO ANYONE, ALEX,
348
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:57,588
EVEN A CPA.
349
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,857
I DON'T KNOW. I
GUESS I JUST HAVE
350
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:02,693
AN OVERLY ROMANTIC
VIEW OF ACCOUNTING.
351
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:06,864
AND LOVE. AND LOVE.
352
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,312
UNCLE ROB, I GUESS
IT'S JUST HARD FOR US
353
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:14,404
TO GET USED TO, YOU KNOW,
YOU DATING ANOTHER WOMAN.
354
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,285
I GUESS WE'RE JUST STUNNED.
355
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,975
SURE. I UNDERSTAND THAT.
356
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,884
IT'S JUST WEIRD FOR US.
357
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,891
MAYBE WE SHOULD GO RUNNING.
358
00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:23,893
A LITTLE EXERCISE MIGHT HELP.
359
00:16:23,917 --> 00:16:25,394
NOTHING CAN HELP.
360
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,738
THIS IS A DISASTER.
361
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:30,087
REFERRING TO MY SITUATION?
362
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,923
NO. WHAT SITUATION?
363
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,137
YOU? YOU'RE GREAT. YOU'RE HAPPY.
364
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,927
YOU'RE DISCOING.
365
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:41,365
THERE'S NO SITUATION.
366
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,499
WHAT'S THAT?
367
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,035
OH, NOTHING.
368
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:47,038
IT'S JUST A PHOTO ALBUM
OF SOMEBODY'S WEDDING.
369
00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:56,747
YOU KNOW, STEVE, I... I JUST
POLLED OUR LITTLE GROUP HERE
370
00:16:56,816 --> 00:17:00,417
ABOUT THEIR REACTION TO MY
BEING SEPARATED FROM MAUREEN.
371
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:04,989
WE HAVE, UH... STUNNED,
DISAPPOINTED, WEIRD.
372
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:08,526
WELL, PLEASE ADD CONCERNED...
373
00:17:08,594 --> 00:17:09,860
AND BERSERK.
374
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,570
YEAH, I'M HAVING REAL
TROUBLE ACCEPTING IT.
375
00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:22,306
I KNOW I SHOULD BE
TRYING TO SUPPORT YOU.
376
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:26,043
WELL I'LL TELL YOU, STEVE, I
REALLY COULD USE YOUR SUPPORT.
377
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,352
WE WANT TO HELP YOU, ROB.
378
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,759
YEAH. WE DO. YEAH.
379
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:30,882
GOOD. GREAT.
380
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,784
WELL, YOU'RE BACKING
A WINNER HERE.
381
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:36,087
I MEAN THAT. I MEAN, I MET A
NICE GIRL, AND THAT'S A BIG STEP.
382
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,890
KATHY AND I ARE... WE'RE
HAVING A GREAT TIME TOGETHER.
383
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,558
I'D LIKE YOU TO GET
TO KNOW HER BETTER.
384
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:44,095
MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T
FEEL SO AWKWARD THEN.
385
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,763
HOW ABOUT...
386
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:49,191
HOW ABOUT IF WE
INVITED HER TO DINNER?
387
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,837
WELL, SURE. I'D LOVE IT.
388
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,338
HOW ABOUT TONIGHT?
389
00:17:57,010 --> 00:17:59,277
OK, HERE WE GO.
390
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:00,644
HUH?
391
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,413
WHAT'S THIS?
392
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,815
A LITTLE SOMETHING
I LIKE TO CALL
393
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,817
EVERYTHING BUT PEACHES.
394
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,456
IT'S A CULINARY
MASTERPIECE. I'M TELLING YOU,
395
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:15,159
I PUT SALAD DRESSING ON THESE
THINGS... THESE VEGGIES TOOK OFF!
396
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,493
ASK THEM.
397
00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:18,328
MMM. MMM.
398
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:20,998
LISTEN...
399
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:24,568
YOUR MOTHER AND I
WANT TO REMIND YOU
400
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:27,571
THAT THIS LITTLE GET-TOGETHER
IS NOT AN EASY THING
401
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,840
FOR YOUR UNCLE ROB-BOB.
402
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,541
OH, DAD, WE KNOW THAT.
403
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,043
WE KNOW THAT.
404
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,380
OK. WELL, UH... LET'S
JUST BE SENSITIVE,
405
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,882
ALL OF US.
406
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,185
HE'LL, UH, BE COMING
HERE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN,
407
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,387
NOT HIS WIFE. CAN
YOU BELIEVE THAT?
408
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,721
STEVEN.
409
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:45,890
NO, NO.
410
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,292
PLEASE. I'M OK.
411
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,472
I'M ALL RIGHT. BUT
HOW CAN HE POSSIBLY...
412
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,696
TALKING ABOUT ME?
413
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,405
OH, NO! NO. THIS IS, UH...
414
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,200
JUST A LITTLE FAMILY HUDDLE...
415
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,180
SOMETHING WE ALWAYS
DO BEFORE GUESTS ARRIVE.
416
00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,949
NOW, LET'S GET IN THERE AND
HAVE A GREAT DINNER. READY?
417
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,573
All: BREAK!
418
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,042
HA HA HA. YOU GUYS...
419
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,356
I'M UPSTAIRS, I'M
LOOKING IN THE MIRROR,
420
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,247
I CAN'T BELIEVE MY
EYES. I AM YOUNG AGAIN!
421
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,015
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
422
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:14,363
I DIDN'T LOOK THIS YOUNG
WHEN I WAS THIS YOUNG.
423
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:16,365
YOU'RE YOUNGISH
LOOKING. YOUNG-FUL.
424
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,256
I'M 45 YEARS OLD.
425
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:21,524
NOW, TELL THE HONEST
TRUTH. HOW OLD DO I LOOK?
426
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,560
13.
427
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,165
THAT MUST BE KATHY.
428
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:31,168
HI, KATH. HI.
429
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,482
HEH HEH. COME ON IN.
430
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,950
YOU'VE... YOU'VE MET EVERYBODY.
431
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,885
OH, SURE. HI. COME ON, SIT DOWN.
432
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,676
HELLO AGAIN. HELLO.
433
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,511
GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT. OH,
434
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,680
IT'S NICE TO BE HERE.
THANKS FOR ASKING ME.
435
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:47,218
I HEAR YOU TWO HAVE
REALLY BEEN DOING THE TOWN.
436
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:50,120
YOU HEAR RIGHT. WE'VE BEEN DANCING
ALMOST EVERY NIGHT THIS WEEK.
437
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,089
DO YOU GUYS DISCO?
438
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:56,394
NOT... NOT AS MUCH AS WE SHOULD.
439
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,208
I'M JUST CRAZY FOR IT.
440
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,377
I MEAN, I LOVE TO BE OUT
THERE WHIRLING AROUND
441
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:05,047
WITH THOSE LIGHTS
STROBING. IT'S FANTASTIC.
442
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:08,605
IT'S HARD FOR ME TO PICTURE
YOU OUT THERE DANCING AROUND.
443
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,207
WHY IS THAT?
444
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:12,587
BECAUSE YOU HATE DANCING.
YOU ALWAYS HATED DANCING.
445
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:16,379
I REMEMBER YOU USED TO SAY,
"BETTER DEAD THAN DANCING."
446
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,593
OH, THAT WASN'T
ME. THAT WAS YOU.
447
00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:20,918
YOU SAID THAT. YOU
HATED TO DANCE.
448
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:24,421
I NEVER SAID THAT, AND I
NEVER HATED TO DANCE. YOU DID.
449
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,857
WELL, LET ME VOUCH FOR BOB.
450
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:29,926
HE LOVES TO DANCE NOW.
451
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:34,631
WELL, LET'S GET THAT
SORTED OUT. IS IT BOB OR ROB?
452
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,001
WHICH ONE IS IT?
453
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,349
HEY, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
ROB, BOB... WHO CARES?
454
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,654
I CARE. I LIKE TO KNOW
WHO I'M TALKING TO.
455
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:46,109
IS IT MY BROTHER
ROB OR DISCO BOB?
456
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,214
STEVEN, CAN I SPEAK TO YOU
IN THE KITCHEN FOR A MOMENT?
457
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:52,616
NO.
458
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,063
BOB, MAY I SPEAK TO YOU IN
THE KITCHEN FOR A MOMENT?
459
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,065
NO. KATHY, CAN I SPEAK TO YOU
460
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,991
IN THE KITCHEN
FOR A MOMENT? YES.
461
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,160
WE'D LIKE TO COME TO THE
KITCHEN AND SPEAK ALONG WITH YOU.
462
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,970
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO HATED TO DANCE.
463
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,972
AND WHAT'S MORE,
YOU COULDN'T DANCE.
464
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,174
I SAW YOU WITH MAUREEN
AT YOUR WEDDING,
465
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,676
AND YOU COULDN'T DANCE AT ALL.
466
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,823
WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
MAUREEN CAN'T DANCE AT ALL,
467
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,748
SO WE DANCE BAD TOGETHER!
468
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:26,462
WHO ARE YOU KIDDING? THIS
ISN'T ABOUT DANCING, STEVE.
469
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:28,297
THIS IS ABOUT ACCEPTANCE.
470
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,588
YOU CAN'T ACCEPT
ME FOR WHO I AM.
471
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:32,689
YOU'RE RIGHT.
472
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,191
I CAN'T.
473
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:36,560
I CAN'T.
474
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:40,189
I MISS THE GUY WHO
DANCED BAD WITH MAUREEN.
475
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,469
HE'S GONE, STEVE.
476
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:47,971
I DON'T THINK SO.
I THINK HE'S HERE,
477
00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:50,374
AND I THINK HIS PLACE
IS WITH HIS FAMILY.
478
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,809
AND I THINK WITH SOME
TIME AND SOME HELP,
479
00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:55,518
HE CAN FIND WHAT HE'S
LOOKING FOR WITH THEM.
480
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:56,947
THIS IS REALLY FUNNY.
481
00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,316
YOU'RE LECTURING ME
ABOUT RESPONSIBILITY.
482
00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:01,651
MARRIAGE IS FOR
BETTER OR WORSE, ROB.
483
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,699
YOU DON'T RUN OUT 'CAUSE YOUR
WIFE BURNED THE TOAST ONE MORNING
484
00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:07,002
OR YOU FOUND SOMEONE
ELSE WITH LONGER LEGS.
485
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:11,261
IT'S NOT ABOUT BURNT TOAST, STEVE. IF
IT WAS, I'D HAVE LEFT A LONG TIME AGO.
486
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,000
DON'T TALK TO ME
ABOUT MARRIAGE, OK?
487
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:19,336
I WAS MARRIED WHILE YOU WERE
COLLECTING BASEBALL CARDS!
488
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:21,049
YOU HAD IT ALL, DAMN IT!
489
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,273
A WIFE, TWO KIDS, A GOOD JOB.
490
00:22:23,343 --> 00:22:26,276
WHAT DID I HAVE, STEVE? I NEVER
WANTED TO BE A CPA. YOU KNOW THAT.
491
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:29,046
MOM SAID AND POP
SAID, "GO ON, ROBBIE BOY.
492
00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:31,582
"BE A CPA. TAKE THE
TEST. YOU'LL BE HAPPY.
493
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:33,751
"GO ON, ROBBIE. GET
MARRIED. YOU'LL BE HAPPY.
494
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,753
HAVE TWO KIDS. YOU'LL BE HAPPY."
495
00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:38,021
I DID EVERYTHING THEY
SAID. I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT.
496
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,523
I'M NOT HAPPY!
497
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:42,004
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO
SAY? I HATE HEARING THAT.
498
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,494
HEAR IT.
499
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:46,363
THEY LIED TO ME. THEY TOLD
ME THAT THE DREAM WAS REAL.
500
00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:49,366
THEY LIED, I LISTENED.
501
00:22:49,435 --> 00:22:52,136
I'M NOT GETTING ANY
YOUNGER, STEVIE.
502
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,139
I WANT ANOTHER CHANCE.
503
00:22:56,608 --> 00:22:59,343
I WANT TO HAVE A LIFE, TOO.
504
00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:12,022
MAUREEN.
505
00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:15,059
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
506
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,494
WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
507
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:18,929
I'LL BET.
508
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,166
SIT, UBU, SIT.
509
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:57,634
GOOD DOG.
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