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Thank you for joining me
for what promises to be
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the diggity-dopest tree lighting
in the history of the Nine-Nine.
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I don't understand.
Where's the tree?
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It was inside us all along.
Brilliant, Jake.
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No, Charles, not everything
was inside of us all along.
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The tree is right here.
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Cool. Can we go now?
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Obviously not. Behold,
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the greatest inflatable tree
that 'Murica has to offer.
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And now, in the immortal words
of Saint Nick,
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turn on the compressor.
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You hear that?
It's the sound of Christmas.
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It's deafening.
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It's getting really big.
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What size tree did you get?
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It's a jumbo.
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It says it's ten meters tall.
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- That's...
- Roughly 32.81 feet.
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Someone unplug it,
unplug it now.
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We can't.
It swallowed its own plug!
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Everybody run!
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Okay,
the tree has been contained.
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Wait, we left a man behind.
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Jake!
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Well, Terry's trapped
in the break room forever.
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Only thing we can do now
is move on with our lives.
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It's what Terry would've wanted.
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Aah!
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God bless us, every one?
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Yeah!
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All: Yeah!
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♪
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Ah, the Boyles are here.
Good tidings.
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Genevieve, hello,
you're looking...
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Sexy as a minx.
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I was gonna say "festive,"
due to the scarf.
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The bra underneath is insane.
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- It is.
- Okay.
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Parenthood has not changed
you two.
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Hey there, Nikolaj, my man.
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How you doing?
Hi, Jake, we made Daddy
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Latvian Christmas cookies.
Want one?
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- You bet I do.
- The potato really
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brings out the vinegar.
Neither of those
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are cookie things.
I'm just gonna put that back.
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So, you excited for Christmas,
bud?
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- Yeah, I'm so excited.
- This is Nikolaj's
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first Christmas because the
orphanage kept cancelling it.
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Once it was blizzards, one it
was fires, and once it was...
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- Famine.
- That's right, famine.
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- Oh.
- Papa promised me
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the best present ever:
A Captain Latvia action figure!
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Whoa, Captain Latvia?
What's his superpower?
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Can he talk to moose?
No, possums.
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- Worse.
- It's a very difficult toy
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to get in America,
so I was worried
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when Charles told Nikolaj
he would get him one.
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I said, keep it a surprise,
so you don't build up
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his expectations,
but Charles said, "No way",
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I want to build expectations."
Well, we all remember
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the conversation.
Well, work time for Daddy.
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I'll see you guys later.
Okay, I love you guys so much.
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- Love you.
- All right.
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- Bye.
- Christmas is gonna be amazing!
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Christmas is gonna suck.
I don't have the present.
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What? But you promised Nikolaj.
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I ordered it a month ago
from a Latvian toy store,
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and it still hasn't arrived yet.
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The shipping company is
giving me the runaround.
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All right, so just get him
a different present,
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like a Jet Ski or... a hammer.
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I don't know what kids are into.
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Genevieve and I worked so hard
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to get Nikolaj to trust us
when we brought him home.
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That's gonna be destroyed,
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the way dry rot
destroyed his orphanage.
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- Trust me, it's gonna be fine.
- Really?
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'Cause you said that
about "Die Hard 5," Jake.
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Oh.
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It's not gonna be fine.
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Finally, let's talk about
community outreach.
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Does anyone have
any ideas about...
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All: ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la,
la la la la ♪
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Who are these
golden-throated dorks?
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- It's the MTA.
- That's right.
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The Metropolitan
Transit Authority.
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I assumed you've climbed out
of your rat tunnels
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to taunt us about tonight's
charity caroling competition.
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No, no, no, of course not.
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We're here to wish you luck,
since every year we...
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♪ Kick...
- ♪ Your
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all: ♪ Butts
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Enough.
You may have bested us before,
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but throttle back
your ambitions.
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Our voices are...
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- ♪ Better?
- ♪ Awesome
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- ♪ Sing!
- ♪ Scully!
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That was terrible.
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I hope you're more prepared
tonight,
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or else we'll have to file
a missing persons report.
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First name: "Your."
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- Last name: "Dignity."
- Mm.
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Come on, crew,
let's hit the rails and buses.
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Both great ways
to get around the city.
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I hate that we lose to those
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pasty-assed mole people
every year.
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Oh, there's no point in
mincing your words.
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They're knaves!
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Captain, you kiss Kevin
with that mouth?
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You bet I do. And tonight,
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I'm gonna sing with it.
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We're taking down the MTA.
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- Charles, what are you doing?
- Jah-nakeh.
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- What?
- Jah-keh.
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No idea what you're saying.
Why aren't you wearing a jacket?
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Oh, jacket, got it.
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♪
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Aw, it's freezing.
What are you doing out here?
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I'm on the phone
with Melvin's Import-Exports,
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the bastards who lost
my Captain Latvia.
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Now wrap me in your arms,
I need body heat.
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All right.
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- And you're nestling.
- Ugh, first those jerks said
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they lost my package,
then they said they found it,
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then they had me on hold
for three hours.
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This is the only place
I get reliable reception.
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- I'm unwrapping for a sec.
- No, why?
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'Cause I need my fingers
to save the day
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like a fricking hero.
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And... boom.
Melvin's import is in Queens.
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Let's just go there right now.
Oh, so they could just
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walk all over me in person
instead of on the phone?
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Face it, Jake, I'm weak.
What? Don't talk like that.
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You're very strong, all right?
And you're a parent now,
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which makes you even stronger.
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I mean, think about
all those moms
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who literally lift buses
off their kids every day.
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Oh, so you're saying I should
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tap into my mommy strength.
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Yeah, or daddy strength,
but whatever.
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Right, time to put some daddy
into my mommy.
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Gotta be a better way
to phrase that, let's go.
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Okay, let's review
our simple harmonies.
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When I point at you,
hit your note.
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♪ La - ♪ La
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♪ La
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both: ♪ La
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Okay. That was horrible.
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Because I didn't
get a chance to rap.
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♪ Pop, pop, droppin' bodies
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♪ It's a stickup you punk a... ♪
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No, Hitchcock,
there's no rapping.
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You've grossly misread
the situation.
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Maybe we just need to
practice more.
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I, for one, felt like
I was a teeny bit off.
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Don't fool yourself, Santiago.
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You were the most off
of everyone.
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That's enough.
Sure, we're untrained.
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Yes,
our voices sound like garbage,
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and, yes, the MTA has
a huge head start on us,
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and it's embarrassing.
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But you know what?
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We're the Nine-Nine.
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And nothing can stand
in our way.
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She's right.
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We're gonna beat their butts
tonight.
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Oh, tonight?
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Tonight, tonight?
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Yeah, I can't.
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I have "Hamilton" tickets.
Oh, well.
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Good luck. Peace.
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I'm out too.
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I mean, if we're just gonna
be humiliated, I don't s...
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Wait, shut up. Did you just tell
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yourself to shut up?
Yeah, now you shut up too.
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- Listen.
- ♪ Mother and child...
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- You hear that?
- It's an angel
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who will save us.
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♪ Tender and mild...
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It's coming from the bullpen.
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♪ Sleep in heavenly peace
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Who's singing?
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Is it one of
the uniformed officers?
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No, it is not.
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♪ Heavenly peace
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- Our angel's a criminal.
- And our angel is drunk.
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The angel puked.
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- Hey, you Melvin?
- I am, who are you?
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I'm Charles, from being
on hold, and I want my package.
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Yeah, I already told you,
that package isn't here.
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Well, I made a sacred promise
to my son, and you're not
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gonna make a liar out of me, so
why don't you take another look?
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We'll wait.
'Cause we've got all...
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night... long.
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- Damn.
- Oh, I don't know
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if you knew this,
but... I'm a cop.
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So maybe this time,
don't lie to me.
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Hey, I didn't know
you guys were police.
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Well, now you do, genius.
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- How do you keep doing that?
- I don't know.
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All right, all right, hold on.
Look, there's a Latvian gang,
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okay, the Gals Skepu.
They smuggle guns
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in containers
that come from Latvia.
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Sometimes there's
other packages that get lost
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in the process, okay?
If you want to find yours,
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you gotta find them.
Gunrunning gangsters, huh?
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Well, looks like we're
gonna take down the Latvian mob.
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Hell yeah, we are.
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Is it bleeding?
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- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Charles, is it bleeding?
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- Thanks, Melvin.
- I want a Band-Aid.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I just talked to Crawford
from Organized Crime.
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Apparently, the Gals Skepu
are major gun-runners
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on the east coast.
Their leader's got
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an office in the back.
Also, great chest hair.
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Ah, Genevieve calls it
"the plume of Boyle."
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Aww, that's so yucky.
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Hey, do you think
this shirt is offensive?
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I'm just not sure
how it fits into my ensemble.
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Come on, focus, Jake.
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My boy's happiness is at stake.
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I mean, read the email
Genevieve just sent me.
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Skip the part about her bra.
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Impossible,
it's in all caps, bolded.
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- Oh.
- Here we go: "Nik-Nik is so"
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excited you're getting him
Captain Latvia."
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And then there's a photo of him
karate chopping a cat.
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Oh, yeah, that's Captain
Latvia's move, the Riga Hammer.
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You hit a guy here,
he goes down instantly.
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- Sounds a little far-fetched.
- Okay, well, tell that
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to Captain Latvia's enemies.
Oh, wait, you can't
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because they're unconscious.
Okay, the door is guarded
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by the mob.
You wanna figure out our plan?
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Already did.
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Mommy's gonna talk her way in.
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Hey there, jokers.
I got a joke for you:
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What did one Estonian farmer
say to the other?
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Our crop yields
are so much smaller
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than that of mighty Latvia.
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Okay. Come on in.
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Oh, laughing is fun.
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The question on the table is,
do we add a velvet-voiced
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drunkard to our caroling group,
or do we lose miserably like
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a bunch of miserable losers?
246
00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,284
I say we do it,
and I'm the boss.
247
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,286
Therefore, meeting adjourned.
248
00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,657
I can't believe you're even
considering this, Captain.
249
00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,891
The guy's a criminal.
250
00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:20,027
Barely.
It was public intoxication.
251
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,229
All he did was pee on
a couple snowmen.
252
00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:23,230
And one regular man.
253
00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:25,799
Plus, it'll count toward
his community service.
254
00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:28,035
In a certain way,
we'll be furthering
255
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,169
the cause of justice.
256
00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,839
Santiago, breaking the rules
makes you all sweaty.
257
00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:34,107
You can't be okay with this.
258
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,710
These pits are bone-dry.
The drunk sings.
259
00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,979
The drunk sings.
260
00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:42,082
Thank you very much.
Did you unbutton another button?
261
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,184
Eyes up here, Jake.
So, did you learn anything,
262
00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:46,820
or were you just staring at
my body the whole time?
263
00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:49,056
Weird, but I did find out
who the manager is,
264
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,791
and I'm almost positive
she's got a key to
265
00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:51,935
the back office on her
right now.
266
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:52,993
Her name is Svetlana.
267
00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,062
Thanks. I'll take it from here.
268
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,935
Wait, Charles,
she doesn't speak any English,
269
00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,141
and we don't wanna
blow our cover.
270
00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,343
Do you speak any Latvian?
Well, I learned a few phrases
271
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:04,204
for Nikolaj, but I'm not
gonna use words with Svetlana.
272
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,873
Don't say you're
gonna use your musk.
273
00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:08,141
- I'm gonna use my musk.
- Okay.
274
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,256
It's a pretty juicy crowd
out there.
275
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,048
Okay, everyone,
remember your role.
276
00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,751
Patrick, solos.
Scully, mouth percussion.
277
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,929
Rosa, mouth percussion.
Amy, silent mouth percussion...
278
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,030
I can't even mouth percuss?
279
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,823
No. Terry, mouth percussion.
280
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,225
Hitchcock... stay backstage.
You got it.
281
00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:28,128
We walk out one by one,
bum-bum-bumming,
282
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,230
then Patrick sings us
to victory.
283
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,208
Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together for.
284
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,934
"The 99th Precinct."
285
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:38,338
all: ♪ Bum, bum, bum
bum, bum, bum ♪
286
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:43,276
♪ Bum, bum, buuum
287
00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,948
Now, Patrick. Now.
288
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,350
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm, no, too many people.
289
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,119
Too many.
290
00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,288
Sir, say something.
291
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:59,092
I'm sorry, but there's been
a police emergency.
292
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,961
There's a bomb.
293
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:05,365
Not here, far away,
but they still need us.
294
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,334
So... Merry Christmas.
295
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:10,904
And... don't think about
the bomb.
296
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:11,938
Bye.
297
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,943
- That sounded great.
- Not now, Hitchcock.
298
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,286
What the hell happened
out there, Patrick?
299
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,780
I'm really sorry.
There were so many people.
300
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,190
I-I got stage fright.
I don't get it.
301
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,817
You had no problem singing
in front of the entire precinct.
302
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:24,885
I was drunk.
303
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,820
Alcohol gives me
the courage to sing.
304
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,364
And the courage to
pee on snow people.
305
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,824
Well, well, well.
306
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:31,992
I made a couple calls,
307
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,894
and imagine my surprise
when I found out
308
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,797
that the only bomb out there
was you guys.
309
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,032
Yeah, well, it looks like
the only train in here
310
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,001
- is the train.
- Tell him, Amy.
311
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,237
Train, training,
training wheels.
312
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,173
You're circling,
find it, find it.
313
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,175
Wheels! You are wheels.
314
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,309
Nope.
315
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:56,049
♪
316
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:58,285
Fantastic dancer.
317
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:01,855
♪
318
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:04,391
Wow, Boyle, you got more moves
than Bobby Fischer
319
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,259
who I saw a documentary
about last week.
320
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,095
Flattery will get you
everywhere, Jake.
321
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,063
Follow me.
I figure we got 15 minutes
322
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,274
before the pheromones wear off,
323
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,933
and she realizes I took the key.
324
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,068
I was spraying 'em
like a skunk out there.
325
00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:16,269
Ugh.
326
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,138
I got nothing.
No shipping records,
327
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,907
no addresses,
nothing about illegal guns,
328
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:20,874
and nothing about
Captain Latvia.
329
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,385
Well, they're obviously
not gonna broadcast
330
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,177
what they did with
Captain Latvia.
331
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,321
They're not fools. We should go.
332
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,414
We've been here too long.
This is getting dangerous.
333
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,883
Well, danger is my maiden name.
334
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,394
- Middle name.
- So you better keep looking,
335
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,854
because I'm not gonna
let my kid down, not tonight.
336
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,188
Ugh.
337
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,389
Crap, we've got company.
338
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,357
I told you we had to leave.
339
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:40,193
I found a tablet.
This could be something.
340
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,162
Hey, thank God you're here.
341
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:43,635
Do you think
this shirt is offensive?
342
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:45,966
Do the Riga Hammer.
343
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,076
But that's not a real thing.
344
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,235
Ahh!
345
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,870
Jake!
346
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:53,874
Oh, you wanna
do this in Latvian?
347
00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:54,975
Fine.
348
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,450
Oh!
349
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,430
What were you guys
talking about?
350
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,774
Did he think
the shirt was racist?
351
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,961
So, pretty crazy how you
352
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,171
took out that Latvian
mob guy back there.
353
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,831
I know, I felt like a
superhero, like the Hulk's mom.
354
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,967
- Why the mom?
- Hey, is there anything
355
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,835
on that tablet that will
lead us to his toy?
356
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,512
I don't know, it's locked,
but don't worry.
357
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,272
Our tech guys will
get it open in no time.
358
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,883
Pssh, I don't have time
for those dorks.
359
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,375
What?
But you love Ted and Craig.
360
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,552
You fly kites with them
every weekend.
361
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,987
They're good guys.
Give me the damn tablet!
362
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,355
What?
No, Charles, you're driving.
363
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,848
Ugh. 1234? Nope.
364
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,850
- 5555? Damn it.
- Stop.
365
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:37,961
If you keep getting it wrong,
we're gonna get
366
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:41,388
locked out forever.
That's a risk I have to take.
367
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:44,357
Boom, did it, 5683.
Fifth most common
368
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,993
pass code this year.
It spells...
369
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,527
"Love." - "Fart." Yep, "love."
370
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,704
Now find me something
I could use.
371
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,907
Never thought I'd have to say
"a please would be nice,"
372
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,499
but okay. Oh, here we go.
373
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,867
There are a bunch of messages
374
00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,302
about a warehouse
in Crown Heights.
375
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,579
Crown Heights,
that's where we're going.
376
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,471
Hey, Charles,
377
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,608
that was a yellow light!
I proceeded with caution.
378
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:05,545
All: ♪ Glory to
the new born king ♪
379
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,548
Those MTA jerks just texted us
a GIF of a cartoon
380
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,551
subway train mooning a cop.
They sent it from the stage.
381
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,420
We cannot let this stand.
382
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,663
But there's no way
we can beat them.
383
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:15,923
What do we do?
384
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,000
My rapping's still on the table.
385
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,558
It's not even
in the dining room.
386
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,460
We need a new singer.
387
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,594
I hate to say this,
388
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,897
but I think we should withdraw
from the competition.
389
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,532
Smart, then we can sit
in the audience
390
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,500
and throw batteries
at those MTA-holes.
391
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,103
Guys, personally,
I think we should go out there
392
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,438
and just sing our best.
393
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,973
Caroling isn't about competing.
394
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,407
It's about having fun together.
395
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,375
Well, now that you put it
that way, Scully,
396
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,111
it makes me realize
Rosa and Terry are right.
397
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,913
I say we quit the competition
398
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,915
and hurl projectiles at the MTA.
399
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,016
What's up, y'all?
400
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,952
Guess who just saved your asses?
401
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,053
That's right.
402
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,588
Miss Not Good Enough
To Audibly Percuss.
403
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,058
- Who?
- Me! I saved the flipping day.
404
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,525
Got Patrick drunk, listen.
405
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,461
♪ I can sing
406
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,429
Are you serious, Santiago?
407
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,131
That is ethically questionable.
408
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,633
Ugh.
409
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,403
It's a bus pooping on
a police car.
410
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,172
Let's beat those bastards.
411
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,140
Okay, this looks like the place.
412
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,052
Now, let's get in there
and take down some bad boys.
413
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,643
Hell yes, let's do that,
in 10 minutes
414
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,512
after backup arrives,
and not until then.
415
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,415
Look, I want this to be
a very special day for Nikolaj.
416
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,050
There's a gang
of armed men in there,
417
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:18,418
and we've done zero recon.
418
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:19,728
I won't let you go in,
I mean it.
419
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,222
All right.
420
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,191
We'll wait for back up.
421
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,492
Great, thank you.
422
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:35,035
♪
423
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,036
Only I'm not waiting.
424
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,605
What? Charles, no.
425
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:42,475
Charles, stop scooching.
426
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,053
I am going to scooch.
You don't tell me
427
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,113
when to scooch. I can't get by.
428
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,748
Curse my beautiful bubble butt.
See, all Boyle men are blessed
429
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,184
with a flat ass,
which is perfect for scooching.
430
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,129
- Why are you acting this way?
- 'Cause I made a promise
431
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,654
to my son.
You can't understand 'cause
432
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,456
you're not a father.
You never will be.
433
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,158
- Hey, yes, I will!
- When, Jake?
434
00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:58,958
We're all waiting.
435
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,432
What are we even
arguing about now?
436
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,495
It's about me
saving Christmas, duh.
437
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,497
Oh, damn it,
my pants are snagged,
438
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,533
Ha-hah!
Now you have to wait for backup.
439
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,035
No, I don't.
440
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:11,071
I'm gonna shimmy them off.
441
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:14,074
Oh, God, the eye contact
is the worst part.
442
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,108
♪
443
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,610
Ah.
444
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,246
I told you, Jake.
445
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,214
I'll do anything
to perk up my little man.
446
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:24,217
You gotta know how gross
that sounds in your underwear.
447
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,553
Thank you for
allowing us to return.
448
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,763
Turns out there wasn't a bomb.
449
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:31,158
It was a clock made by an
over-achieving minority student.
450
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,525
What a world we live in.
451
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,027
Now let's sing.
452
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:40,167
All: ♪ Bum, bum, bum.
Bum, bum, bum. ♪
453
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:44,537
♪ Bum, bum, buuum
454
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:48,608
♪ Joy to the world,
the Lord is come ♪
455
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:52,579
♪ Let Earth receive her king
456
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,048
♪ Let everyone
457
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,284
♪ Eat my farts
458
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,554
Yeah, I said it.
New York City sucks.
459
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,690
Hoboken for life! Whoo!
460
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,559
All:
461
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,633
Can't talk right now, Jake.
I'm a busy little bee.
462
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:09,772
Wait, wait, wait. Don't hang up.
463
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:10,963
Just tell me what's going on
464
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,133
so I know where to send
backup when it arrives.
465
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,734
Uh, I'm north
of the loading bay.
466
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,070
I have eyes on the shipment.
There are only ten guys.
467
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,605
Only? That's too many guys.
468
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,606
They're removing guns.
469
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,350
All right, they're taking
the other boxes...
470
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,751
Oh, no, they're burning them.
They're gonna
471
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,744
burn Captain Latvia.
I have to go right now.
472
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,746
It's too risky.
They have a ton of weapons.
473
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,219
Doesn't matter.
I'm going in there,
474
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,183
and no one can stop me.
475
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,121
The Riga Hammer. It works.
476
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:38,625
Ugh, where am I?
477
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,427
Why the hell am I wearing pants?
478
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,463
Oh, I put 'em back on you
after I Riga Hammered you.
479
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,365
Yeah, it works.
480
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,366
- Insane.
- Oh...
481
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,735
Look, I couldn't let you
go in there solo.
482
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,171
I'm sorry, I feel terrible
for saving your life.
483
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,515
Enough of your dumb apologies,
Jake.
484
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,474
SWAT's here, we have to
move on these guys now.
485
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,751
No, Charles, you
know what I realized
486
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,144
when I saw you
standing over there
487
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,111
in your underwear?
488
00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:59,555
That my butt is like
a sexy piece of drywall?
489
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,348
What? No, eww.
490
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,450
You guys gonna be much longer?
It's Christmas Eve.
491
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,717
Just give us one sec, Marv.
492
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,386
No, what I realized is,
the best gift
493
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,555
you can give Nikolaj
is not Captain Latvia.
494
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,557
- What?
- It's you, being there
495
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,293
with him, alive.
But I promised him...
496
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,294
Yeah, but you also promised him
497
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,163
you were gonna be his father.
I'm worried
498
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,565
we're gonna lose tactical.
Back off, Marv, we get it.
499
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,276
- Come on, Marvin.
- Look, we can handle this
500
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,535
without you... just go home.
Thanks, Jake.
501
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,437
And I'm sorry I said
you'll never be a dad.
502
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,639
You will be, and you can
make it happen tonight.
503
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:29,276
Just go to Amy and make sure
afterwards that she holds
504
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,143
her knees to her chest
for at least...
505
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,554
All right,
I think I'm good on this.
506
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,546
- Okay.
- Yeah.
507
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,718
All right, Marv,
508
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:39,719
be honest with me.
509
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,188
What do you think of this shirt?
510
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,398
It's a little inappropriate.
511
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,723
I knew it. All right,
512
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,558
let's just go on three. Ready?
513
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,628
One, two, go, go, go,
go, go, go.
514
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,797
Once again,
the MTA has bested us.
515
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,266
We should never have trusted
a Hoboken drunk.
516
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:57,570
"Hamilton" was amazing!
517
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,439
How is no one talking about
this musical?
518
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,274
It's so good.
519
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:05,378
Wow, you guys look more upset
than Aaron Burr, sir.
520
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:06,622
That's from the musical
"Hamilton,"
521
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,448
which I just discovered,
basically.
522
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,849
We lost the caroling
competition.
523
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,384
And now we hate singing.
524
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,320
Almost as much as
we hate the MTA.
525
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,863
Yeah, so we should prank call
their tip line
526
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,689
with a series of
well-crafted insults.
527
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:19,326
We should toilet paper
their houses.
528
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,761
- With rocks.
- Come on, guys.
529
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,564
Getting back at people isn't
what Christmas is all about.
530
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,566
It's about being together,
as a family.
531
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:29,369
So you can plot your petty
revenge, but I, for one,
532
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,372
am gonna carol my heart out.
533
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,616
I'm sorry, I didn't hear
a word you just said.
534
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,309
That stain on your pants looks
exactly like Bryan Cranston.
535
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,820
- That's who it is.
- Ooh, that's right.
536
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:38,811
Yeah, been staring at it
for an hour.
537
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:39,845
- That's it.
- Oh.
538
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,484
- Hey.
- Jake, what happened?
539
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,852
Well, we arrested 12 guys,
540
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,754
confiscated 35
automatic weapons,
541
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,356
and I found Captain Latvia.
542
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,357
You did? Oh, my God!
543
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,360
Uh, melted.
I found him extremely melted.
544
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,437
And grotesque.
Probably should've
545
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,430
strung that together faster.
Well, that's okay.
546
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,375
You taught me that Christmas
isn't about presents.
547
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,501
No, forget all that crap.
Presents rule.
548
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,504
Here, give him this. From you.
549
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,507
It's a police man,
just like you, Papa.
550
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,309
This is the
coolest present ever.
551
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,411
"I'm Detective Papa,
and I'm going to go
552
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,381
to the Farmers Market.
I hope they have aged Gouda."
553
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,916
Oh, my God, I'm melting.
554
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,818
I'm literally
turning into a puddle.
555
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:19,852
Genevieve, hold me.
556
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,854
I got you, babe.
557
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:25,725
Oh, honey, that flat ass is
perched right on top of my ute.
558
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:26,902
I'm gonna pretend
none of that was said
559
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,328
for the sake of the child.
560
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:32,465
Wait a minute, is that... Scully?
561
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,501
♪ Five golden rings
562
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:38,938
♪ Four calling birds, three
French hens, two turtle doves ♪
563
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:43,543
♪ And a partridge
in a pear tree ♪
564
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,545
Hey, guys, thought I'd spread
the Christmas cheer.
565
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,847
Cool, so you're just
out here caroling solo?
566
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,349
Yeah,
I guess you could say that.
567
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,551
No, you can't. He's not solo.
568
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,620
- You guys came.
- Damn right we did.
569
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,423
A one, a two,
a one, two, three...
570
00:20:56,456 --> 00:21:01,828
all: ♪ Dashing through the snow
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪
571
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,497
They're really
bad singers, Papa.
572
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:07,500
Yes, they are. They're horrible.
573
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:11,404
All: ♪ Bells on bobtail ring,
making spirits ♪
574
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:14,641
- Not a doctor.
- Shh.
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