All language subtitles for fireball.xl5.s01e02

- Okay, Venus?

- Okay, Steve.

Right
, let's go.

- Don't ask questions, Steve.

Fire all boosters. Full power.

We're right in its path.

Fire top retros.

Steve, Venus, hang onto something.

- For a minute I thought we'd had it.

Are you okay, Matt?

- Yeah. Yes, Steve.

How about you, Venus?

- Gee, that was better
than a rollercoaster.

I'm okay, though, apart
from a few bruises.

- What happened, Matt?

- A planet has broken orbit, Steve.

I calculate it will collide
with Planet Membrono

in 21 days.

21 days. In space
that's no time at all.

- If Membrono is doomed,

we've got to make sure
the planet is uninhabited.

- Approaching Membrono now, Steve.

- Roger, Matt.

Just going into orbit. Fire main retros.

I'm sending Robert back to
Central Control, Professor.

- Roger, Steve. Nose cone ready to go.

- Here we go.

Touchdown A-okay.

About to patrol planet.

- Steve's leaving Fireball
Junior now, Venus.

- No sign of life, Professor.

- As we thought, Steve.

I don't think there's
any point in exploring

any further, do you, Steve?

- I guess you're right, Professor.

But I've got a strange
feeling I'm being watched.

I guess my imagination's
playing tricks on me.

The place is deserted.

Okay, Professor, on my way back.

- Steve's about to lift off, Venus.

- Okay, Professor, I'll
tell Robert to stand by.

Stand by, Robert, for Fireball Junior

Standing by.

- Prepare to receive
Fireball Junior, Venus.

- Roger, Professor.

Prepare to receive
Fireball Junior, Robert.

- There goes 5390 green.

- So if the planet is destroyed, Steve,

it will not really matter.

- That's right. There's
no evidence of life.

- But you did have a feeling

that you were being observed.

- Now, now, now, Venus.

None of your feminine intuition.

Let's stick to the facts.

There's no life there.

So when it's destroyed

it will mean just one
planet less to worry about.

Well, Robert, we're
on our way home at last.

On our way
home. On our way home.

- Fireball to Space City.

Patrol Code 8 terminated.

Entering Earth's atmosphere now.

Roger, Fireball, XL5 standing by.

- Fire retros, Robert.

Fire retros.

- Venus, I can see an object

just coming through the clouds.

- I got a glimpse of it then, Matt.

I'd swear it was saucer shaped.

Hey, you don't figure

it's a flying saucer, do you, Professor?

- Now, Steve, don't start that again.

- Yes, Steve, you'd feel a bit of a toot

if it was just another sunspot.

It's gone now anyway.

- Touchdown A-okay. Cutting power.

- There it is again, Commander Zero.

- I don't wanna know about it.

How many times do I have to tell you

there's no such thing as a flying saucer?

- Yes, sir.

- But Commander, we
definitely saw something

that looked like one.

- Now listen, Steve, you're just tired out

after the trip.

Do me a favour, will
ya, and just forget it.

- Okay, okay, have it your own way.

I'll go and make out my report.

See you later, Venus.

- Okay, Steve.

Pick me up and we'll go back to my place.

I've got a real cool
disc I want you to hear.

- Sure thing, Venus.

- I took your lazoon home
this afternoon, Venus.

He sure is cute.

- I know. Thanks for taking
care of him, Commander.

- Say, how is that lazoon
of yours anyway, Venus?

Can he speak yet?

- You just see when we get home, Steve.

Come in, Steve.

I expect my lazoon is in the lounge.

There he is.

Now wait for it, Steve.

Come on, wake up, you lazy pooch.

- Welcome home.

- That's what he learned in three months

since we brought him
back from Planet Calevio.

- That's great, Venus.

He sure looks as though he means it too.

- Well, he is a lazy lazoon, Steve.

Come on, let's have some
coffee and listen to the disc.

- Unidentifiable object landed
at Oteno Beach, Commander.

Oteno Beach! Let's see.

That's where Venus has her beach house.

- Scan up roll negative.

- Roger, Lieutenant.

Switch back to radar signal.

Keep tracing area.

- Help yourself to coffee
and sandwiches, Steve.

I'll play the flip side.

- Welcome home.

- No, no, Zooni, you've got it wrong.

You only say that when
someone is coming in.

- Welcome home.

- He is welcoming someone, Venus.

My guess is we've got a visitor.

- I don't like it.

The radar screen is unchanged.

- Okay, I'll sound the alarm.

- The warning system.

My ray gun, it's in the hover car.

- Hello? Commander Zero.

What is happening?

- We've located a strange
object near your house, Venus.

- Steve's gone to look around now.

Find anything, Steve?

- No, but there was someone
or something here all right.

Your lazoon is not so dumb as he looks.

Venus, look!

- The object is moving away from Earth.

- I know you'll think I'm
toodiq, Commander Zero,

but I've just seen a flying saucer.

- We know, Steve.

We're getting a radio fix on it now.

- Good, I'll be right with you.

- Roger, Steve. I'll
alert Professor Matic.

- Thanks, Commander.

Come on, Venus, we're
gonna track that saucer.

All systems go, Matt.

- Prepare for liftoff, Steve.

What's the course, Commander?

- Saucer is on 2170-red at steady, Steve.

- Did you get that, Matt?

Roger, Steve. 170-red.

Saucer located, Professor.

- I see it, Steve. It's slowing down.

- Stand by to release
interceptors if necessary.

- Roger, Steve.

Coming into range now.

- It's moved out of range.

- Get moving, Steve, or we'll lose it.

- It's no good, Matt,
it's leaving us again.

- Yes, Steve. It's as though
it wants us to follow.

- We're approaching a planet, Professor.

- Why, Steve, that's it. It's Membrono.

The doomed planet.

- The saucer's landed, Matt.

I'm going down there.

- But, Steve, the other
planet. It'll collide.

- I've gotta find out about
this flying saucer, Professor.

Then I'm
coming with you, Steve.

- Okay, Professor, I'll take over here.

- Ready to detach nose cone, Venus.

Roger, Steve.

- Watch your step, Matt.

We don't know what's
waiting for us out there.

The entrance of the saucer is open, Matt.

- Yes, Steve, but I don't see anyone.

- Who are you? Don't move or we fire.

- He, uh, he doesn't
seem to hear you, Steve.

Wait. He's pointing at something.

- What is it, Matt?

- It's Fireball Junior, Steve.

He's trying to tell us something.

- What can he want?

Bring the robot
out of your spaceship.

- Did you hear that, Matt?

The voice is coming from the direction

of Fireball Junior.

I'll play along with him. Get Robert.

- Now, now you stand quite still

until Steve Zodiac gets back.

- Do not be alarmed, earthling.

Put away your weapons.

- He's speaking through Robert.

- I am transferring my thoughts
to the robot, Steve Zodiac.

We are of superior intelligence,

and have been observing
your planet Earth for years.

- You didn't lead us all
this way to tell us that.

- No, Colonel.

We have been in existence
longer than any civilization.

We have learned the futility of war.

Now we only want peace.

We have banished all weapons,

but now we will suffer in consequence.

- How can that be if
you're devoted to peace?

- Because we have no means of destroying

the moving planet which
threatens our world.

- But I checked this planet.

- I know, Steve Zodiac, I watched you.

But we live on our moon.

You see, it is a reverse pattern
to your own earth, up here.

- Do you mean to say if
Membrono is destroyed,

your moon will go out of orbit?

- That is correct.

We need your help desperately.

You are good people.

Please destroy the moving planet

with your powerful missiles.

- We'll be happy to help you, old fella.

I guess it's in a good cause.

Let's go, Professor.

Here we go.

Course instructions, please, Professor.

- It's DA 3990 blue, Steve.

Roger, 3990 blue.

- Stand by with interceptor one, Steve.

- Standing by.

- In range.

- In range, Steve.

- Master guidance system UHF.

- Master guidance system UHF.

- 10 seconds.

- 10 seconds, Steve.

Standing by to correct course.

- Six seconds.

Five, Four.

Three, two, one.

Zero and go.

- It's no good, Steve.

The interceptor isn't powerful enough

to stop the planet moving.

- What would happen if we
fired three interceptors

at once, Matt?

Would it star': an atomic chain reaction?

- Yeah, it could, Steve. It's worth a try.

We have the range, Venus.

Stand by for interceptors
two, three and four, Steve.

- Standing by.

- Five seconds.

Five, four,

three, two, one.

Zero and go.

- All interceptors bang on target.

- It's working. The
planet is a pool of fire.

- We're right in its path.

- Steve, if it doesn't
burn itself out soon,

we really will be a fireball.

- Gee. That sure was a close one.

- The saucer, Steve.

It's leaving Membrono.

Well, that's gratitude for you.

He didn't even wait to thank us.

- That's life I guess.

Thank you, Earth men.

We are pleased that your
planet has progressed so well.

We will see each other again.

I am in your debt.

Perhaps one day I can repay you.

- Well, whaddya know?

- I know one thing, Steve.

Commander Zero will read our report

with a little more belief this time.

Now we all know that there
are flying saucers, after all.

J' I wish I was a spaceman J'

J' The fastest guy alive J'

J' I'd fly you round the universe J'

J' In Fireball XL5 J'

J' Way out in space together J'

J' Conquerors of the sky J'

J' My heart would be a fireball J'

J' A fireball J'

J' Every time I gazed
into your starry eyes J'

J' We'd take a path to Jupiter J'

J' And maybe very soon J'

J' We'd cruise along The Milky Way J'

J' And land upon the moon J'

J' To a wonderland of stardust J'

J' We'll zoom away to Mars J'

J' My heart would be a fireball J'

J' A fireball J'

J' 'Cause you would be
my Venus of the stars J'