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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Bang! ]
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[ Both grunt ]
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♪♪
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[ Roars ]
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Aah!
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-Whoa!
-Whoa!
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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Chata:
So are you boys excited?
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Of course!
We're witnessing lucha history!
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Yeah! They're gonna give
an award to the amazing
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El Bigote,
creator of the Bigote Twist!
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Rey Mysterio's gonna
be there too, Abuela.
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Want to come?
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Oh, no, no.
I prefer the original,
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Rey Mysterio Sr. Sr.
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Now, that was
a true luchador.
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He was an old friend
of your great-uncle and I
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before they both passed on.
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I can't pass up a chance
to meet a living legend.
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Yeah, Grandma,
ditch those dead legends.
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Living legends
is where its at.
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See ya.
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Adios, mis nietos.
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Ready?
Uh, yeah.
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[ Grunts ]
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Watch it, fleshbag.
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Sorry.
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[ Bird squawks ]
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Maybe no masks today.
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Yeah.
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Good afternoon, everyone.
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Booyaka 619!
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I'm Rey Mysterio.
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And today,
I'm here with one lucky fan,
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Oscar Rubio, to present
this lifetime achievement award
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to El --
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You think they're here
to hear you flap your trap?
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Or are they here to see me
do my famous Bigote Twist?!
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Yeah!
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Hiya-- Ooh!
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[ Bones crack ]
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Ay, ay, ay!
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Well?
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Help me up!
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Gracias a todos.
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Let's hear it for El Bigote.
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[ Laughing ]
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Headshot's 20,
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photo with me -- 30.
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Ugh!
Dang, Bigote.
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Your breath smells
like low tide threw up.
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[ Ominous music plays ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Alright, kid, whatcha got?
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I'll sign it
for free of charge.
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Really?
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I, uh -- I was hoping
you'd sign this
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Hey, I know this guy.
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That's Mysterio Jr.'s
tío's tío.
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I taught that fool
everything he knows.
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When I first met him,
everyone called him El Pollito.
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I felt sorry for the shrimp,
so I showed him the ropes.
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Even let him win
from time to time.
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But these days, all these
softies want is a trophy
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so they won't get
their feelings all hurt.
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"Waah!"
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This fool
knows what I mean.
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Heh-heh.
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But you ain't a softy,
are you,
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um...
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Victor.
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I'mma be just like you.
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How'd you like to work
for a living legend?
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Do I get paid or --
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You'll get paid --
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in experience.
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I'll take it!
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♪♪
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No solicitar!
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A kid?
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Yeah, I'm here
for the assistant job.
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So, uh, what's first?
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Need a spotter?
Sparring partner?
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Tío Bigote
needs a little siesta.
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Why don't you just
fold my chonies?
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[ Flies buzzing ]
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Yes, sir!
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Wow, the clothes of
a living legend.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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[ Gags, coughs ]
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Done!
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Here ya go.
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So, what's my first lesson?
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Right.
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Uh, the three L's.
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The first one's living easy.
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Living easy?
Got it.
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So, what are the other
two L's?
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Uh, I'll tell you tomorrow.
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It's dinnertime now,
so toma.
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Oh, uh, my grandma says
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I shouldn't fill up on junk
before dinner, though.
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Yeah, my old lady
used to give me grief, too,
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but now I get to do
what I want.
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Now, that's living easy.
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You're goin' down, tamale.
[ Grunts ]
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Don't play with your food,
mijo.
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Eh, I'm not hungry, anyway.
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Vic!
You're being rude.
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Nah, I'm just living easy.
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You should listen to
your brother, Victor.
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Yeesh, get off my back,
old lady.
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[ Gasps ]
Go to your room,
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now!
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Aah!
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Feh! Whatever.
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♪♪
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[ Whistles ]
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Good work, kid.
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So, am I ready?
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For what now?
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You know, the three L's?
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Oh, right.
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The next one's lying.
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Lying?
Yeah.
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For example,
where did Tío Bigote
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get his fancy new stereo?
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It fell off
the back of a truck,
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but if anyone asks,
it was a tax-deductible gift.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Okay.
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Living easy and lying.
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Now hose down the shack.
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I thought I was gonna learn
cool lucha moves and stuff,
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not do boring chores.
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I worked less
at grandma's house.
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No te apures, mijo.
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It's just that
you're such a natural.
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I don't have
anything to teach.
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In fact, I was thinkin'
of makin' you my dupla.
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Your tag team partner?
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Vic: So, notice anything
different?
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[ Flies buzzing ]
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Ew, Vic,
that mask is filthy.
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That's right.
It's the mask El Bigote wore
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when he beat the pants
off of Rey Mysterio.
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Hey!
And I'm gonna be his dupla someday.
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What has gotten
in to you?
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If only Rey Mysterio Sr. Sr.
was still around.
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He was a good role model.
Ahh.
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Ugh.
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What'd tell you
about dead legends, Grandma?
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The living ones
is where its at.
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Hold on, Victor.
Have you been taking out
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the trash like I asked?
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Of course I did, Grandma.
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Got to go.
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[ Flies buzzing ]
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El Bigote:
That's right, mijo.
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Make sure there's no trace
of Tío Bigote's name anywhere.
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No trace, nothing.
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[ Knock on door ]
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Oh, no! La policía!
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If they ask, I'm not heeere.
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Congratulations, sir!
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You've just won
one million dolla--
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No solicitar.
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All clear, boss.
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Nice work, kid.
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Man, these three L's
really pay off.
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What's the next one?
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Uh...it's, uh,
limitations.
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Statute of limitations.
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All's you got to do
is hide out like Tío Bigote,
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and you can't get in
no trouble for nothing.
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Whoa.
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Speaking of that,
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I'm in some trouble
with my old lady.
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Mind if I crash here
till it blows over?
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I'll tell ya what.
You can sleep right here.
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You stay here while ya work
on things around the sha--
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I mean, to train to become
my dupla.
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[ Giggles ]
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There you are.
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[ Hisses ]
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Vic's not here.
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Abuela knows you lied
about the trash.
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Pbht!
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Go away, policía!
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Oh, hey, softy.
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Come on, Vic,
its time to stop doing
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Bigote's chores
and come home.
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Don't trust a word
this fool says.
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He was sent by the jealous
Rey Mysterio family
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to sabotage us.
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Yeah, get lost, dweeb.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I didn't want to do this,
but...
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I challenge you
to a lucha match.
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[ Both laugh ]
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You think a Hall of Fame
luchador like me
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would fight a kid?
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You're absolutely right.
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Great. If I win, you'll come
back home right, Victor?
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Pfft! Like you could
beat El Bigote, Grandma's boy.
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Grandma's boy?
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Oh, its on.
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[ Rock music plays over stereo ]
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Presenting the one, the only
El Bigote!
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Whoo!
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Lets make some noise!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Claps softly ]
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Where's the softy anyways?
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Don't worry, Bigote.
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El Rio Terrible
is right here!
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[ Cheering ]
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I hope you brought
an umbrella,
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because a storm's
a-comin'!
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Bigote! Bigote!
Tag me in!
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I can take him down
for ya.
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Not now, kid.
Just, uh, go get me some water.
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Okay.
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Now, back to mopping
the floor with you.
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Aah!
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♪♪
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[ Grunting ]
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Bigote, Bigote!
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I got your -- What?
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Is that all you've got?
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How is a kid
like you doing this?
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Hurricane...
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Smash!
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Someone's got to tell this kid
wrestling isn't real.
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Come on.
Tag in your dupla.
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He's my brother.
I can take him.
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You're not my dupla.
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Wha-- What do you mean?
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I'm gonna take you down!
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Ha! You can't even do
your signature move.
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What?!
You want the Bigote Twist?
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You can have it!
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Ah! Aah!
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Aah!
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[ All gasp ]
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[ Cheering ]
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What the...
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Is that
Rey Mysterio Sr. Sr.?
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You ready, Valentino?
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Ready.
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Aah!
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Back so soon?
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I thought you were getting me
water, water boy!
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I thought you were gonna
teach me some lucha.
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Hey. I told you I don't need
some kid's help.
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Who said I was helping?
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We're gonna take you down,
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Rey Mysterio style.
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Booyaka!
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♪♪
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[ Groans ]
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Should've went to school.
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Uno, dos, tres.
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Fuera!
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Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
Yay! Viva!
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Yay!
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[ Groans ]
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[ Both cheering ]
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Rey Mysterio!
Rey Mysterio!
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That was fantastic, boys.
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You know,
he tried pulling the same stunt
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with me back in the day,
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tricking me into
doing his chores,
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talking big about
making me his dupla.
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Ha! Tell you what.
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If you want any lucha tips,
come to me, little man.
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You mean it?
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[ Chuckling ] Of course.
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Hey, would you two mind
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getting off of me already?!
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What is this, a tag team?
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♪♪
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