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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Bang! ]
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[ Both grunt ]
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♪♪
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[ Roars ]
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Aah!
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-Whoa!
-Whoa!
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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I can't believe
Mic and Hun
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let us come to the underworld
anytime we want now.
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So, what we gonna
do first, Val?
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Well Vic, we're going
on a journey --
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and this muffin
is the first step.
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A muffin?
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This is more
than a muffin.
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It's a Carlos Yanez
Ordaz Maize Muffin I baked
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following his recipe.
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We're going on a quest
to find the muffin man,
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and get this
autographed!
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Signing cupcakes?
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Come on, Val.
Look around you.
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We're in Boneytown, baby!
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And we need to do
the boniest thing of them all.
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Muerto Race?
I don't know, Vic.
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Destruction, chaos,
survival of the fittest.
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It's not really
my scene.
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Ooh!
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Word on the street is
this year's mystery prize
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is the same
as last year's.
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A pair of season tickets to
the Underworld Lucha Federation?
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I'd do anything for that --
even if it wasn't my scene.
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Season Tickets.
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To underworld lucha!
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We have to sign up.
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Okay, the muffin man
can wait.
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But where are we gonna
get a vehicle?
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Unless...
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Unless...?
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We can ask
Mictlantecuhtli.
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What's that?
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Mic: Who dares summon
Mic and Hun!
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Victor? Valentino?
Here? In the flesh?
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Why didn't you tell us
you were dropping by?
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I'll just cut
to the cheese.
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Do you guys have
a sweet ride?
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For the Muerto Race.
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The Muerto Race?
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Oh, my, yes!
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[ Both gasping ]
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Of course we have
a sweet ride.
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but I'm not sure
if you kids can handle it.
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We ain't babies.
Show us the ride.
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Well, if you insist.
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Wait til you get
a taste of...
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The Bone Bike!
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♪♪
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This is the sweetest
ride ever!
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Thanks, Mic and Hun.
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But uh,
how do we drive it?
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No time for
silly questions.
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See you
at the race!
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Mic:
Welcome, race fans!
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[ Cheering ]
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This year,
we have seven racers,
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but only one champion
will emerge.
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It's a race
to the finish, folks,
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with some -- heh heh --
road bumps along the way.
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But now,
let's meet our racers.
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First, they're lovers
and they're fighters --
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Paco and Jenni,
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tearing up the track
on their Chopper of Chaos!
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Next up,
the Metal Mariachi!
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Whose guitar will riff
you apart!
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Say "hello" to...
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The Pirate...
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whose cannons
will rewrite your history!
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Next up is
The Temple Fellas.
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Famous for completing
the pyramids,
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but can they
complete this race?
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Pedro the Paletero,
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whose ice cream is cold,
but his heart is colder.
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And what type of cheese
is not yours?
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Nachoooo!
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Let's see if he can dip
into first place!
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You did so good, Mama.
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You're gonna win this
for us, right?
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Mic: And last --
and possibly least --
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we have everyone's
favorite fleshbags,
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Victor and Valentino!
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[ Both yelling ]
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Let's Muerto Race!
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[ Cheering ]
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Racers,
on your marks.
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Get set...
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And they're off!
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Alright, go. Go!
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Go, I tell you!
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What the heck.
Why isn't it going?
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This stinkin' bike doesn't know
who's the alpha around here!
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Obey me!
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I command you
to go.
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Go! Whoa!
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[ Grunts ]
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[ Whinnies ]
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Mic: Whoa!
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Looks like the fleshbags
are in this race after all.
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♪♪
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Pedro the Paletero
better watch his back.
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Not today!
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Oh!
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Looks like this race
is heating up!
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Can the fleshbags
keep this up?
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What gives!
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Keep going fast --
so says your alpha.
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Please, Vic.
You tried your way.
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Now, let me show you how
to truly tame a beast.
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Hey, Bone Bike, do you wanna
go super duper fast?
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Huh? Do ya?
Hmm, yeah?
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Coochie coochie cooo.
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Why don't we
show these fools
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how we do things
around here, huh?
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No problem, Papi.
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Coochie coochie
coochie coo.
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[ Both yelling ]
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What the heck, Paco?
I thought we were cool.
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Sorry, kid.
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There's no amigos
in Muerto Race.
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Ha ha!
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-See you later!
-Ooh!
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Mic: You know what
they say, Hun --
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a good captain goes down
with his ship.
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Looks like our racers are
halfway through the first lap --
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except Team Fleshbag, who have
fallen behind yet again.
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Your lame plan
didn't do anything.
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Maybe we got to lose
some dead weight.
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[ Screams ]
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You're going slower?
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Maybe your bag's
too heavy?
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Vic, wait!
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We tried the stick,
now, let's try the carrot --
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with a stick.
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♪♪
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Vic and Val have leapfrogged
their way to the lead,
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but the most thrilling part
of the Muerto Race --
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the Muerto Jump --
is up next!
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The muffin is
in front of you.
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Go forward. Move.
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Wait wait wait.
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Whoa!
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Stop moving!
Stop moving!
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Not now, boy.
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[ Both gasp ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Valentino:
Madre Mia!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Tsk tsk tsk!
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Not yet.
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If a goody bikey wikey
wants the num nums,
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the goody bikey
wins the racey race.
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Hey, come back here,
you dang bike.
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If you don't behave,
you don't get the muffin,
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and we don't get
our lucha tickets
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and then,
no one is happy!
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Why won't it
listen to us?
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Yeah. What are we
doing wrong?
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It's okay, Mamacita.
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Attagirl.
Alright. Vamanos.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
That's what's up!
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Represent, Mama!
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Bone Bike,
I think we haven't been very...
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respectful.
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Here.
You can have the muffin.
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♪♪
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Mic:
Oh ho ho!
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The fleshbags are back
in the race!
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Valentino: So, here's the plan,
Bone Bike --
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we drift past Nacho,
hurdle over The Temple Fellas,
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then skid out Paco and Jenni
on the berm.
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Sound good?
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[ Whinnies]
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♪♪
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Being on the road like this
reminds me que te quiero mucho.
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I love you too,
mi amor.
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-Whoa!
Beep beep!
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Victor:
Coming through.
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Orale chamacos,
you're doing it!
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Expertly done,
Bone Bike.
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Looks like the lovebirds
have flown the coop.
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Guess the fleshbags
have some spunk after all.
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I never should
have underestimated
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your intelligence,
Bone Bike.
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Oh, and I think
these belong to you.
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I'm sorry I was
so rough with you.
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Both: Whoa.
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♪♪
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Victor and Valentino
are closing in
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on the last remaining racer,
the Metal Mariachi!
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Our two final racers
are neck and neck.
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Mariachi, fleshbags,
Mariachi, fleshbags.
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I love you,
Bone Bike!
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The Bone Bike
pulls ahead!
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But the Mariachi
fires back.
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Can the fleshbags survive
until the finish line?
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[ Cheering ]
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You know 'em,
you love 'em.
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The fleshbags
have done it again.
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Clinching the race
at the last second,
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that means you two
are our big winners.
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00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,859
And you know
what that means.
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Mic: Victor and Valentino,
it is our great honor
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to present to you
the first prize
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of the underworld
Muerto Race --
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two tickets to...
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Both: Lucha! Lucha!
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...an evening
with Mic and Hun.
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What?
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But...lucha!
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00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,471
Oh, I think you mean
"lunch-a."
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Well, okay,
it's dinner, but...
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Lucha tickets were
last year's prize.
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This year...
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It's a dinner party.
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Unless, do you not
like that prize.
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No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
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Dinner --
Dinner sounds lovely
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Mic: Good, Because I'm
making a salad.
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[ Crowd cheering ]
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♪♪
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