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[ Both laughing ]
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[ Bang! ]
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[ Both grunt ]
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♪♪
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[ Roars ]
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Aah!
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-Whoa!
-Whoa!
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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Hmm...
[ Groaning ]
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[ Humming ]
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[ Vocalizing ]
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Alright Cammy,
for my next trick
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I will pull a rabbit
out of my...
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Uh?
Huitzi!
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[ Trilling ]
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[ Screeches ]
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The box said it came
with a rabbit.
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Ah well...
Time for another trick!
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Hey, Vic, its time time for your
big magic show at Miguelito's,
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so why don't you practice
for your greatest
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magic trick of all...
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Unh?!
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...and disappear!
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Hey, I need my magic hat!
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And my magic wand!
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Ow!
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And my...
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magic pan dulce?
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Ahh!
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Hmmm...
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[ Vocalizing, humming ]
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♪♪
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Abuela, isn't it time
for your daily siesta?
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Oh, yes!
I almost forgot.
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Thank you, niño.
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That's right, just enough time
to rest
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before your big dinner
out with the comadres.
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Oh, you remembered!
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Gracias, mi niño lindo.
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Mm-hmm, right, uh-huh!
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Bye, have a good nap!
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Thank you, Valentino!
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[ Screeching ]
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Away you go.
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And you're in here.
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Ahh, got the place
all to myself.
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And with time to spare!
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Let's see what's first
on the checklist...
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Make checklist...
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Looks like that's
in the bag -- check!
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Sophisticated!
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[ Jazz playing ]
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Thought provoking!
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Delectable!
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♪♪
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Scholarly!
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♪♪
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[ Grunting ]
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Cool!
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[ Knocking at door ]
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[ Squeals ]
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Hi, Val!
Thanks for having me.
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I'm so glad you were free
to hang out today!
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Well, I'm happy
you called!
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I have the perfect day
all planned out!
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[ Laughs ]
That's so Val.
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Where is your brother
and Chata?
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Oh, don't worry
about them.
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They'll be staying
out of our hair.
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Oh, I was hoping
to see them too.
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Well, maybe
we'll see them later.
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But first,
the itinerary.
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Isabella, I envy you,
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getting to hear this one
for the first time.
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Get ready!
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This is gonna blow your mind!
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[ Disharmonic jazz ]
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Ahh, the use of
chromatic harmony here...
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Pure bliss, right?!
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[ Laughs ]
Cool!
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My grandpa loves
this type of music!
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Uh! Grandpa?!
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I was going for
fun uncle!
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[ Laughs nervously ]
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Uh, but I suppose I could
find something
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a little more mainstream...
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Val, I was actually enjoying --
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No, too experimental...
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Too groundbreaking...
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Too ahead of it's time...
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Oh, here we go!
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You'll find this is a bit
more accessible.
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The chord progressions
are more traditional
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and the polyrhythms
not quite as complex.
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[ Soft organ jazz ]
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It makes me wanna dance!
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Dance?
Hmmmm...
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I'd categorize this as more
"listening" music,
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than "dance" music.
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Come on, Val!
Let's dance!
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[ Nervous chuckle ]
Okay.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Abuela!
[ Nervous chuckle ]
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Aren't you supposed
to be napping?
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I was but I sensed
the vibration
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of the music
through the walls!
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Sometimes the body
just has to dance!
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[ Laughs, record scratch ]
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Sorry abuela, but our
listening session is done.
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Dancing wasn't really
part of the plan.
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Come on Isabella,
let's jump to our next activity.
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Alright.
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[ Groans ]
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Wow!
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An Aztec Civilization
board game?
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How do you play?
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Basically you build
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your empire
from the ground up.
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But here's the most
exciting part.
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The rule book!
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Whoa!
That's a lot of rules!
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Shall we?
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Rule number one.
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Burp in your brother's face!
[ Belches ]
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Victor!
What happened to Miguelito's?
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Ehh.
His parents kicked me out.
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I just tried to saw him in half.
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He'll be fine.
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So!
What are we playing here?
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We are playing an
intellectual board game.
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You are
going somewhere else.
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It's okay, Val,
the more the merrier.
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Feh!
How bout some magic?!
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Victor!
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For my next trick
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I will pull a rabbit
out of my hat!
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Magic -- ta-da!
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Cammy?
Did you eat the rabbit?
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I didn't know
you had a pet bat!
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Oh, Cammy?
He's a rescue.
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Okay!
Game over!
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But we didn't even
start playing?
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This was not
part of the plan.
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We're done.
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Uhhh, okay.
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[ Groans ]
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Isabella: [ Sniffing ]
Wow, it smells great!
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I find that the key
to vegan mixiotes
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is balancing the right types
of chiles in the sauce.
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Once we've steamed them,
these should be perfect!
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Did somebody say magic?
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Nobody said magic, Victor!
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Can somebody who didn't
say magic do this?!
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Uh, I think my smoke pack
got stuck, hold on.
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Your magic
isn't on the itinerary!
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But, Val, I gotta practice
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so I can be
a better magician than Tez!
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Both: Whoa!
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[ Gasps ]
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Uh-oh.
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[ Splat ]
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Ugh.
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It's not that bad.
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I guess you could say
you kinda "blue" it.
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[ Both snicker ]
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Get it?
I said blue it?
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[ Laughing ]
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Ha-ha-ha.
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So funny.
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Now, Isabella, without
any further
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unplanned interruptions,
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we eat.
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What's that wrapping?
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Oh, well,
I'm glad you asked.
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That's the skin
of the maguey leaf.
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It's what holds in the mixiotes
ancestral flavors.
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Buen provecho.
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Mmm!
What a delicious smell.
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I cannot wait to try
your mixiotes, Valentino!
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But, Abuela, what happened
with going out to dinner
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with your comadres?
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I changed my plans
when I smelled
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your wonderful cooking!
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Victor, get us some plates!
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Don't worry,
you and your friend
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won't even notice we're there!
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Why even make plans if you
aren't going to stick with them?
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Hope you made enough
for everyone!
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Hehe, it kinda looks
like a butt!
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Pbbt!
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No!
Quit being weird, Victor!
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Uh, everything okay, Val?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
everything's perfect!
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[ Nervous chuckle ]
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[ Mischievous music ]
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[ Sniffs, squeals ]
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Mmm!
[ Munching ]
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So good!
Mmm!
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[ Huitzi tittering ]
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Awww, hey lil guy!
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Hey, Victor, what kind of
species is Cammy?
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[ Loud munching ]
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Bat kind.
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[ Snoring ]
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[Chuckling] Looks like
Abuela missed her nap.
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[ Exasperated gasp ]
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[ Tittering, squealing ]
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Cammy, quit being a nuisance!
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That's not what you think it is!
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Huitzi!
Put Cammy down now!
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[ Splat, Victor laughing ]
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[ Banging, laughing ]
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[ Groans ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Aw!
He was just hungry.
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Mm!
So cute!
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[ Demented laughter ]
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Yeah, cute.
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Hopefully this will
go according to plan.
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We're going to witness
the "Tongue of Fire" comet!
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It was last seen
in the night's sky
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hundreds of years ago
during la conquista.
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And after about a half hour,
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I can finally get the perfect
angle for us to see it...
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I hope.
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Phew.
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[ Exhales ]
I never get tired
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of looking
at the night sky
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Uh, well, uh,
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yeah, me too.
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Eh! Boring!
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But you know
what isn't boring?
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My illusions.
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Knock it off, Victor.
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But can knocking it off do...
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this?!
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I coulda sworn I got
that figured out
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Oh, I've figured it out
alright.
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Your magic tricks don't work
because they never work.
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So maybe just quit
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before you make even more of
a scene, okay?
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Can someone who quits do this?!
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Ow!
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It worked?
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It worked!
[ Growls ]
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[ Growling louder ]
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Is it too much to ask to
just stick to the itinerary?!
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I plan and plan and plan,
but no-o-o-o!
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What do I get?
I get sleepy Grandma!
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I get Tez Junior!
I get the rat with wings
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and the overgrown
mosquito!
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And it all goes to waste.
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Uh, Val.
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But do not think
for one second
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that I will let you mess up this
once-in-a-lifetime
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astrological marvel!
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[ Whooshing, all gasp ]
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[ Whooshing fades ]
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I missed it?
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Anyway,
for my next trick,
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I will make
the awkwardness disappear.
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[ Blowing raspberry ]
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Squealing and tittering ]
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Why is everyone having fun
but me?
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Why am I the only one
that's miserable?
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You know, no one said
you have to be miserable.
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♪♪
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So, is this listening music
or dancing music?
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Why don't we call it
improvisational music,
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which is perfect
because improvising
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is what
I'm gonna do from now on.
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[ Nervous chuckle ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Good idea, Val!
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Smacking, laughter ]
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