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Oh great, mighty Rapu.
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We pray to you.
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For water and sustenance.
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I pray to you, not for me...
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But for my daughter.
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I'm tired.
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You have suffered...
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Come to me...
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You have suffered...
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Ah, what do we have here?
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Look at it...
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Gobbling up all my fruit.
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Rapu.
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Bringer of light.
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Oh, it's one of mine.
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I am Gorr.
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The last of your disciples.
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We have lost everything, my lord.
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The land is dry.
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All life is lost.
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But our faith in you,
never wavered.
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And now we await the promise...
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of the eternal reward.
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Is this why you celebrate?
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He thinks there's
an eternal reward.
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No...
No, sorry.
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There's no eternal reward for you, dog!
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What we're celebrating is a fresh kill.
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We just vanquished
the holder of the Necrosword.
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Before he could harm any other
gods with that cursed blade.
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- You see...
- Threaten to end my entire empire.
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But my lord...
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Your empire has already ended.
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There's no one left to worship you.
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There'll be more followers to replace you.
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There always are.
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We have suffered...
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And we have starved.
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My daughter died...
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in your name.
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And well, you should.
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Suffering for your gods
is your only purpose.
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There's nothing for you after death...
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...except death!
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You are no god.
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I renounce you.
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Now, your meaningless life...
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...finally does have a purpose.
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To sacrifice yourself to me.
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So it's revenge you seek...
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Kill all the gods.
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Go to Eternity.
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It's revenge you seek.
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Summon...
The Bifrost...
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Go to Eternity...
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Summon...
The Bifrost...
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Go to Eternity.
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Kill all the gods.
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The sword chose you...
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But you are now cursed.
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Funny...
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It doesn't feel like a curse.
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Feels like a promise.
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So this is my vow...
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All gods will die.
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Come...
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Come, gather round...
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And listen to the legend
of the Space Viking.
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a.k.a. "The God of Thunder".
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a.k.a. "Thor Odinson".
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Raised in the way of the Warrior...
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Thor was taught to
help bring balance.
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Fighting the good fight, for
those who can't fight neither.
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He grew.
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And he grew.
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And he grew.
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He was sensitive,
like a smile.
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And his loving nature
did not discriminate.
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He once loved a swash-buckling fashionista.
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Another time, he
loved a wolf woman...
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on a woman wolf.
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But Thor's one true love was an
Earth woman named Jane Fonda.
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Oh, wait no...
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Jane Foster.
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But sadly...
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In the battle for love, Thor lost.
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In fact,
he lost a lot of people in those days.
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His mum.
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His dad.
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And that guy.
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And that guy...
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And whoever that is.
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And Heimdall.
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And his brother.
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And his brother again.
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And again.
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Poor Thor had to watch
his planet explode.
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And then he said,
"What have I done?"
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it seemed that everything
and everyone he loved, he lost.
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And so he hid his heart
behind a big, fleshy bod...
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So it could never be broken again.
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But just because he was done loving,
didn't mean he was done fighting.
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He teamed up with
the Guardians of the Galaxy...
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and set off on some
classic Thor adventures.
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He got in shape...
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Putting in the hard yards...
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Turning pains into gains...
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And never skipping leg day.
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He went from dad bod to god bod
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But beneath this god bod...
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There was still still a sad bod,
just trying to get out.
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Because all of the bods that
Thor had worn over the years...
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Couldn't hide the pain
that he was feeling on the inside.
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So, he gave up his search for nothing.
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Accepting that he was
only good for one thing.
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Waiting in quiet contemplation
for someone to say...
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Thor...
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We need your help
to win this battle.
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Thor...
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We need your help
to win this battle.
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Let's go.
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Alright, I'm game.
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Come on, Stormbreaker.
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Let's hurry, okay?
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People are dying.
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See you down there.
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Hurry up!
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Gimme those!
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You're gonna break it.
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- I am Groot!
- Oh, you got sap all over it.
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Hello, everybody!
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Well, well...
Look who it is!
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- How are we doing, guys?
- Horrible!
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We're all about to die!
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You said, this planet
would be a relaxing holiday.
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I said, it was going to
be like a relaxing holiday.
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Well, look at that resplendent skyscape.
Three suns of Saturn.
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What can be more
relaxing than that?
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An actual holiday!
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Die, Booskan scum!
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- God of Thunder!
- King Yakan.
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You have finally joined our fight.
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Well, as they say,
better late than not at all.
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It's very nice.
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As you know, we
used to live in peaceful oasis.
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- But then, our gods were murdered.
- Murdered?
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And now, our sacred temple
has been left unguarded...
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And Habooska's horde
took control of it's path.
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It is our most sacred
shrine and... He desecrates.
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Not for long.
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King Yakan...
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Tell them what happened here today.
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Tell the time that Thor...
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Ragtag, motley crew,
misfit desperados...
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Turn the tide in the battle and
etch their names in history.
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The odds may be against us...
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- But I'll tell you this for free.
- Here we go.
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This ends here, and now!
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Please don't let him
go into the temple.
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Well done, everybody.
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We can collectively take credit for that,
because we worked as a team.
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We used our hearts and
our minds to defeat the enemy...
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With minimal loss or damages.
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What a classic Thor adventure.
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Hurrah!
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Good book?
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Yeah.
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I wrote it.
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You're...
You're Dr. Jane Foster?
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I am.
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- Hi!
- Hi!
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How's the Einstein-Rosen bridge?
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Tough.
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- Yeah.
- Really tough.
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You need a 3D model.
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You ever seen Event Horizon?
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No.
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- Interstellar?
- No.
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That movie explains
everything really clearly.
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Um, alright.
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The Einstein-Rosen
bridge folds space...
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So that point A and point B
will coexist in space, like that.
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You just ruined your own book.
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Yeah, but now you understand wormholes.
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- You watch those movies.
- Okay.
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Ah, the hot Cheetos.
Had to get it.
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So how's the...
How's the club?
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It's going amazing.
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Have you...
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Told anyone else besides me?
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When people find out.
they start acting weird.
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They're just...
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different.
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And I'm not afraid now.
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Anyway, it's not that serious.
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Jane, it's stage four.
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Out of like, how many stages?
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- Four.
- That we know about.
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Oh, you have uh...
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Somewhere else you gotta be right now,
that's more important than chemo.
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No...
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You're trying to get back
to the lab, aren't you?
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- I have a few ideas I'm trying.
- Okay, no. Time out.
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I know you think your lab work
is something you have to do.
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Otherwise, you're letting
down all civilization, but...
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You're not getting what the universe
is actually trying to tell you...
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So let me translate.
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Slow.
Down.
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Use your energy to fight this thing.
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I'll fight it my way, okay?
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Um, FYI...
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"My way" does not have
to equal alone in a lab.
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Maybe it's time to play
the Space Viking card.
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- It's not a card.
- Yes, it is.
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- There's no card.
- There's a card.
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It's tall, and blonde,
and it's gorgeous.
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It is a handsome card.
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Jane, are you sure?
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I will figure this out...
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By myself.
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Results are just
coming back the same.
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I'm afraid the chemo
has very little effect.
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I'm so sorry, Jane.
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If there's anything I can do
or if you just wanna talk, call me.
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Smell like a king...
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Because you're worthy.
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Old Spice.
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Look at this place.
It's beautiful, oh.
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Allfather.
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- We're here to take you home.
- Yes.
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To Planet Asgard.
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Asgard is not a planet, my sons.
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It is a people.
It is you.
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And now it is time for me
to pass on to the spirit realm.
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I will take my place
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in the great banqueting hall of Valhalla,
the resting place of the gods.
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Oh, one more thing.
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You have a sister.
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And so now I turn into godly
stardust and say farewell.
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Oh, look.
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Do you see?
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Dad?
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I'm disappearing.
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- No!
- Father!
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But wait, brother!
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An ominous portal has appeared behind us.
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Transform!
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I am Hela,
Goddess of Death.
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Now, I return to Asgard, to stake my
claim as the rightful heir to the throne.
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And no one will stop me!
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Join me or die.
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- We'll never join you, witch.
- Mjรถlnir.
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Impossible!
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I broke your hammer!
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Time to die!
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- Bifrost!
- Bifrost!
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You can almost feel the power
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of these magnificent and immovable stones.
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Okay, let's head back to the village...
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where we can drink
some real Asgardian mead.
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Come on.
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God of Disaster...
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We thank you.
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We feared we would be at war forever
without the protection of our gods.
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But now, peace shall reign.
266
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:49,038
In return for your service,
please accept these gifts.
267
00:21:49,849 --> 00:21:54,774
It is tradition, protectors of our
world are bestowed with great... beasts...
268
00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,749
- Giant goats?
- Oh, look at those. They are wonderful.
269
00:22:00,774 --> 00:22:03,723
Korg, look at that.
Those kids are beautiful.
270
00:22:03,747 --> 00:22:06,042
King Yakan,
thank you so much.
271
00:22:06,067 --> 00:22:07,936
Listen um...
about the temple.
272
00:22:07,961 --> 00:22:10,426
- I don't want to talk about the temple.
- I know, but if we were to talk about it.
273
00:22:10,451 --> 00:22:14,024
- It's important... Okay, I'll stop talking.
- It's making me sad and mad.
274
00:22:14,851 --> 00:22:15,913
Don't forget the goats.
275
00:22:15,938 --> 00:22:18,490
Which you accepted and now must take with you.
276
00:22:18,515 --> 00:22:19,546
No whacking.
277
00:22:20,156 --> 00:22:21,968
Awh, they are beautiful.
278
00:22:22,032 --> 00:22:23,421
Yes, they are beautiful.
279
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,961
- They also scream quite a lot.
- They'll be fine.
280
00:22:29,109 --> 00:22:31,681
We need to find a damn remote so
we can download the distress signal.
281
00:22:31,706 --> 00:22:34,017
Well, re-retrace your steps.
Where did you put the remote?
282
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,540
One of these goats
probably ate it.
283
00:22:35,565 --> 00:22:37,235
Goats don't eat remote.
Don't be ridiculous.
284
00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:39,011
Alright, he can do that crap.
285
00:22:39,036 --> 00:22:39,955
I love them.
286
00:22:40,479 --> 00:22:41,514
These will live with us forever.
287
00:22:41,604 --> 00:22:42,510
Found the remote!
288
00:22:43,326 --> 00:22:44,471
I'm putting them down.
289
00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:45,607
Don't shoot.
290
00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:47,135
No, it's not working.
It's not charged.
291
00:22:47,167 --> 00:22:49,018
Well maybe, you need
to find the charger.
292
00:22:49,043 --> 00:22:50,152
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on.
293
00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:54,124
- Korg, you okay?
- Yeah, bro. All good.
294
00:22:54,149 --> 00:22:55,383
Alright.
Everybody, just relax.
295
00:22:55,383 --> 00:22:56,297
The goats are going
to be fine.
296
00:22:56,322 --> 00:22:58,111
If not, we can just
turn them to meat.
297
00:22:59,998 --> 00:23:02,892
...ting people... meeting people.
They are great conversation starters.
298
00:23:02,916 --> 00:23:05,357
And... been told you can summon them
with a special whistle.
299
00:23:05,490 --> 00:23:06,654
It goes something like this...
300
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:07,931
No, that's not it.
301
00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:09,013
No, that's not it.
302
00:23:09,376 --> 00:23:10,544
No, that's not it.
You have a go.
303
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:11,972
No, that's not it.
304
00:23:12,128 --> 00:23:14,136
- Oh! Hey, guys!
- Kraglin!
305
00:23:14,837 --> 00:23:16,004
You've been here,
this whole time?
306
00:23:16,004 --> 00:23:17,873
Yeah, you said to
stay with the ship.
307
00:23:17,873 --> 00:23:19,912
This is Glenda.
We're married.
308
00:23:20,951 --> 00:23:22,085
I am Groot.
309
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:24,688
What did I tell you about
jumping into new relationships?
310
00:23:25,086 --> 00:23:26,582
- That I shouldn't do that.
- Yeah!
311
00:23:26,582 --> 00:23:28,784
You can't get married on
every single planet we land on.
312
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,160
I am Groot.
313
00:23:31,196 --> 00:23:32,047
Finally!
314
00:23:32,696 --> 00:23:34,510
Alright, here we go.
"Distress Calls".
315
00:23:35,424 --> 00:23:38,035
Please help us!
The God Butcher has found us!
316
00:23:38,060 --> 00:23:39,103
God Butcher?
317
00:23:39,128 --> 00:23:41,306
- It's just a dragon.
- It's a warning!
318
00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:42,861
All of these gods murdered.
319
00:23:42,886 --> 00:23:44,867
Our greatest champions...
320
00:23:44,867 --> 00:23:46,804
Now laid to waste.
321
00:23:46,828 --> 00:23:48,136
The horror.
322
00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:49,761
Who could have done something like this?
323
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:52,193
- Where are you?
- Wait, wait, wait.
324
00:23:52,218 --> 00:23:53,632
What was that?
Go, go, go back.
325
00:23:54,743 --> 00:23:55,833
Play that one.
326
00:23:57,254 --> 00:23:58,569
Thor, where are you?
327
00:23:58,594 --> 00:24:00,266
- Sif.
- We need you here.
328
00:24:00,914 --> 00:24:02,851
Well, my friend is in danger.
We must go at once.
329
00:24:03,312 --> 00:24:04,590
Start the ship, my friends.
330
00:24:04,614 --> 00:24:06,418
Oh. Maybe,
we should split up.
331
00:24:06,671 --> 00:24:08,131
So many people to save, I mean.
332
00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:11,069
Look at all these distress... calls.
333
00:24:14,659 --> 00:24:16,843
Thor, you're gonna be okay?
334
00:24:17,299 --> 00:24:20,057
I admire your commitment to each other.
It's a beautiful thing.
335
00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:22,002
Alas, it's something
I'll never have.
336
00:24:22,027 --> 00:24:23,994
Buddy, if I may
337
00:24:24,019 --> 00:24:24,812
You may.
338
00:24:26,608 --> 00:24:30,053
After thousands of years of living, you
don't seem to know who the hell you are.
339
00:24:30,078 --> 00:24:31,593
I've been lost before.
340
00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,583
Then I found meaning,
I found love.
341
00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:38,018
And yeah, it got taken
from me, and God, that hurts.
342
00:24:39,549 --> 00:24:42,354
But that shitty feeling is
better than feeling empty.
343
00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:47,455
My hope for you is that one day,
you will find something...
344
00:24:47,930 --> 00:24:50,342
To make you feel this shitty.
345
00:24:50,367 --> 00:24:51,617
I have loved before.
346
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:53,302
Didn't work out.
347
00:24:53,302 --> 00:24:57,114
They either die a brutal death or
they dump you with the handwritten letter.
348
00:24:57,139 --> 00:25:00,175
I don't know which is worse, which is
why I keep everyone at arm's length.
349
00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:05,292
I've grown too attached, damn it!
I knew this would happen.
350
00:25:05,317 --> 00:25:06,515
You must go!
351
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,114
I'll find, Sif.
352
00:25:08,138 --> 00:25:09,483
You answer the other calls.
353
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:11,053
The Galaxy needs its guardians.
354
00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:13,684
- Cool, yeah. We were just thinking.
- Shhh! I know this hurts.
355
00:25:13,709 --> 00:25:15,912
But it's better this way.
You have to trust me.
356
00:25:16,326 --> 00:25:18,227
To ease the pain,
why don't you uh...
357
00:25:19,002 --> 00:25:22,042
Take the ship here,
as a parting farewell gift.
358
00:25:22,067 --> 00:25:23,273
Oh, you're giving me my ship?
359
00:25:23,298 --> 00:25:25,234
Yes, she's yours.
360
00:25:25,234 --> 00:25:27,865
May you make as many
memories with her as I have.
361
00:25:27,890 --> 00:25:29,813
She's a temperamental old lass.
362
00:25:29,838 --> 00:25:32,107
Serve you well,
in a tight pickle.
363
00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:33,217
- Start the ship?
- Thank you.
364
00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:34,742
Goodbye, old friend.
365
00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:37,334
Human handshake.
366
00:25:37,882 --> 00:25:39,567
Asgardian shake.
367
00:25:39,592 --> 00:25:42,608
Into the snake that
you cannot trust.
368
00:25:43,426 --> 00:25:47,597
- Really dragging this out
- Finish the classic Asgardian high one.
369
00:25:51,159 --> 00:25:53,871
- Let's go.
- Take care of my crew.
370
00:25:53,896 --> 00:25:54,930
It's going to be
hard for them.
371
00:25:54,930 --> 00:25:57,223
- Hurry up!
- Not her.
372
00:25:57,247 --> 00:25:59,576
Remember what I told you.
373
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:01,945
You ever feel loss?
374
00:26:01,970 --> 00:26:04,715
Just look into the eyes
of the people that you love.
375
00:26:04,740 --> 00:26:06,833
They'll tell you exactly where you are.
376
00:26:11,046 --> 00:26:12,159
Alright, bye.
377
00:26:15,644 --> 00:26:18,681
Once more, but we
had good memories.
378
00:26:18,706 --> 00:26:22,891
We Asgardians say, "May you travel
with the speed of Odin's ravens".
379
00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:25,512
I'll see you in Valhalla
where we shall drink mead.
380
00:26:27,856 --> 00:26:28,672
They're gone.
381
00:26:28,697 --> 00:26:30,562
Alone again, just me and you.
382
00:26:30,586 --> 00:26:31,558
Stormbreaker!
383
00:26:32,526 --> 00:26:34,356
Careful with your crazy ax.
384
00:26:38,146 --> 00:26:39,483
So what do we do now, bro?
385
00:26:39,508 --> 00:26:40,742
Let's go get Sif.
386
00:26:56,245 --> 00:26:58,280
Who or what is that?
387
00:26:58,305 --> 00:27:01,594
Falligar,
God of the Falligarians.
388
00:27:01,950 --> 00:27:04,000
One of the nicest
gods you'll ever meet.
389
00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:17,176
Sif!
It's me, Thor.
390
00:27:18,386 --> 00:27:19,518
Odinson.
391
00:27:19,543 --> 00:27:20,886
You're missing an arm.
392
00:27:20,911 --> 00:27:22,101
Let me get you home.
393
00:27:22,125 --> 00:27:23,018
No!
394
00:27:23,018 --> 00:27:24,261
Leave me here.
395
00:27:24,286 --> 00:27:26,356
I want to die a warrior's death.
396
00:27:26,381 --> 00:27:28,590
On the battlefield, in battle.
397
00:27:28,590 --> 00:27:32,127
And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.
398
00:27:32,127 --> 00:27:33,717
Oh, I hate to break it to you.
399
00:27:33,741 --> 00:27:35,494
But for a warrior
to get into Valhalla,
400
00:27:35,519 --> 00:27:37,633
you have to die in the battle.
401
00:27:37,633 --> 00:27:40,042
- You survived.
- Ah, shit!
402
00:27:40,067 --> 00:27:42,313
Maybe, your arm is in Valhalla.
403
00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:45,649
What happened here?
404
00:27:45,674 --> 00:27:47,186
I've been hunting a mad man.
405
00:27:47,210 --> 00:27:48,652
I followed him here!
406
00:27:48,677 --> 00:27:51,118
- It was a trap.
- Who is this mad man?
407
00:27:51,142 --> 00:27:53,515
The God Butcher,
he's coming.
408
00:27:53,515 --> 00:27:56,118
He seeks the extinction of the gods.
409
00:27:56,118 --> 00:27:57,770
Asgard is next.
410
00:29:48,163 --> 00:29:51,256
- Look, it's Thor! Thor!
- Take Sif to the infirmary.
411
00:29:52,075 --> 00:29:53,877
Hey! Who'd you piss off now?
412
00:29:53,902 --> 00:29:54,632
It's not my fault.
413
00:29:54,656 --> 00:29:56,738
I've never even seen these things,
whoever the hell they are.
414
00:29:56,738 --> 00:29:57,873
Welcome back.
415
00:30:06,807 --> 00:30:07,830
Die!
416
00:30:23,268 --> 00:30:24,711
Whos' the new guy?
417
00:30:24,736 --> 00:30:27,213
That guy...
You're gonna love that guy.
418
00:30:41,545 --> 00:30:43,371
Mjรถlnir.
419
00:30:43,395 --> 00:30:43,992
Mjรถlnir!
420
00:30:44,017 --> 00:30:45,414
It's me, Thor.
421
00:30:45,439 --> 00:30:46,532
Have you seen my hammer?
422
00:30:47,289 --> 00:30:48,367
Mjรถlnir, here boy.
423
00:30:50,328 --> 00:30:51,085
Mjรถlnir?
424
00:30:55,943 --> 00:30:56,943
Mjรถlnir.
425
00:31:01,479 --> 00:31:03,986
You're back.
426
00:31:07,744 --> 00:31:08,744
Mjรถlnir!
427
00:31:36,639 --> 00:31:38,315
'Scuse me.
Hello.
428
00:31:38,348 --> 00:31:39,771
That's my hammer you got in there.
429
00:31:40,959 --> 00:31:41,959
and that's my look.
430
00:31:50,185 --> 00:31:51,185
Hey!
431
00:31:53,622 --> 00:31:54,969
Enough tomfoolery, wench.
432
00:31:54,994 --> 00:31:57,235
Take off that mask
and reveal yourself.
433
00:31:57,259 --> 00:31:58,040
Grant...
434
00:32:00,153 --> 00:32:01,000
Hey.
435
00:32:01,874 --> 00:32:02,754
Jane?!
436
00:32:08,770 --> 00:32:12,063
Let me tell you the
legend of Thor and Jane.
437
00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:15,110
He was a God of Thunder.
438
00:32:15,135 --> 00:32:17,590
And she, a woman of science.
439
00:32:18,580 --> 00:32:20,876
And although they were
from different worlds...
440
00:32:22,789 --> 00:32:24,955
Somehow, it just made sense.
441
00:32:25,854 --> 00:32:29,346
And together, they embarked
on the journey of love.
442
00:32:34,963 --> 00:32:37,493
Thor taught Jane,
the way of the warrior.
443
00:32:39,688 --> 00:32:42,446
And Jane taught Thor,
the way of the people.
444
00:32:43,872 --> 00:32:48,184
And as time passed, their
love grew deeper and deeper.
445
00:32:51,301 --> 00:32:53,654
She's incredible.
Isn't she, Mjรถlnir?
446
00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:59,500
I need you to promise me,
you'll always protect her.
447
00:33:01,089 --> 00:33:02,464
I love you too, buddy.
448
00:33:04,459 --> 00:33:07,451
A love that deep, has a way
of becoming magical.
449
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:15,325
Thor set a path towards a future
and all it might hold.
450
00:33:19,908 --> 00:33:24,754
But the more he pondered a life with Jane,
the more he feared losing that life.
451
00:33:24,779 --> 00:33:27,215
And although Jane didn't want to admit it,
452
00:33:27,215 --> 00:33:29,416
she was scared of loss as well.
453
00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:35,539
And so, they built walls between them.
454
00:33:36,191 --> 00:33:38,781
Thor got busy,
saving humanity.
455
00:33:39,156 --> 00:33:40,156
Heimdall!
456
00:33:41,714 --> 00:33:44,436
Jane got busy, doing the same.
457
00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:45,464
Real busy.
458
00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:49,168
And eventually, the space
between them grew and grew
459
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,356
Until it became too wide to bear.
460
00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:58,613
Some things
had to give.
461
00:33:58,613 --> 00:34:02,679
I have to stay up all night,
then go through this data.
462
00:34:02,703 --> 00:34:04,786
While I just stay up all night
eating and clean all of this up.
463
00:34:04,786 --> 00:34:06,601
There's two plates!
464
00:34:11,243 --> 00:34:13,297
And then one night,
it didn't give.
465
00:34:14,863 --> 00:34:16,336
Jane wrote a note.
466
00:34:17,697 --> 00:34:19,439
And Thor read that note.
467
00:34:21,535 --> 00:34:24,317
And their legend
suddenly became myth.
468
00:34:25,770 --> 00:34:27,176
Or so they thought.
469
00:34:30,971 --> 00:34:32,239
You okay?
470
00:34:32,419 --> 00:34:33,730
Yes.
471
00:34:33,755 --> 00:34:35,434
It's a little hot,
isn't it?
472
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,579
Just trying to feel...
473
00:34:37,675 --> 00:34:40,394
Bit claustrophobic
with the helmet.
474
00:34:44,855 --> 00:34:45,683
How?!
475
00:34:48,630 --> 00:34:50,465
Can we talk about this later?
476
00:34:50,465 --> 00:34:51,766
Yeah, sure.
477
00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:53,109
Great seeing you!
478
00:34:54,617 --> 00:34:55,898
What?!
479
00:35:42,865 --> 00:35:45,035
Hey! Is that the Necrosword?
480
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:47,833
That's cool. I've only ever
read about it in stories.
481
00:35:47,857 --> 00:35:50,926
Then, you know
this is going to hurt.
482
00:35:51,330 --> 00:35:52,263
Pain.
483
00:35:52,287 --> 00:35:54,681
What is pain, but a construct
invented by the weak.
484
00:35:54,706 --> 00:35:56,173
Oh, okay!
That's very sharp!
485
00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:06,697
Ready?
486
00:36:07,275 --> 00:36:10,642
Don't touch my things.
487
00:36:37,135 --> 00:36:38,705
You better run,
you coward.
488
00:36:58,141 --> 00:37:01,156
The children!
They're taking the children!
489
00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:03,422
- Mommy!
- Mommy!
490
00:37:03,447 --> 00:37:04,804
- Dad!
- Mom!
491
00:37:04,829 --> 00:37:05,648
Mother!
492
00:37:28,962 --> 00:37:32,267
Shadow monsters,
disgusting.
493
00:37:35,397 --> 00:37:37,633
Flew around the world twice, nothing.
494
00:37:37,633 --> 00:37:40,351
Cowards must have run away.
We'll find them.
495
00:37:43,438 --> 00:37:45,540
- Quite a reunion, huh?
- Ah, you're telling me.
496
00:37:45,540 --> 00:37:47,709
What's it been like?
Three, four years?
497
00:37:47,709 --> 00:37:50,187
Eight years, seven months and six days.
498
00:37:50,212 --> 00:37:51,380
I haven't forgotten.
499
00:37:51,380 --> 00:37:54,310
The last time I saw you or
didn't see you, because you left.
500
00:37:54,802 --> 00:37:57,611
Kind of an oversimplification
to say that I left.
501
00:37:57,636 --> 00:37:59,855
Ah, no, you left.
You did.
502
00:37:59,855 --> 00:38:02,190
You wrote me
a beautiful handwritten letter.
503
00:38:02,190 --> 00:38:03,258
I should know,
I was there.
504
00:38:04,026 --> 00:38:05,532
- You weren't there, actually.
- I was.
505
00:38:05,557 --> 00:38:06,971
Hence, the note...
506
00:38:08,597 --> 00:38:12,409
And if you weren't there to see me
leave, then maybe it was you that left.
507
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:13,916
Fair point.
508
00:38:14,927 --> 00:38:16,513
- Not that it matters, like...
- No.
509
00:38:16,538 --> 00:38:18,088
- Just keeping track, right?
- Yeah.
510
00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:21,064
I supposed we both left
and both got left.
511
00:38:21,431 --> 00:38:22,509
Now, you're leaving again.
512
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:27,102
Miek, we need detailed
accounts from all the witnesses.
513
00:38:27,127 --> 00:38:29,900
Darryl, get all the names of the
children who've been lost.
514
00:38:30,050 --> 00:38:32,629
- Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken.
- Don't worry.
515
00:38:32,654 --> 00:38:34,402
And she'll be found.
516
00:38:34,427 --> 00:38:37,044
Guys, they're bleeding!
Get them to the infirmary, now!
517
00:38:37,069 --> 00:38:38,859
- Darryl!
- Majesty.
518
00:38:38,890 --> 00:38:42,243
Should we start working on a
performance of this entire debacle?
519
00:38:42,330 --> 00:38:43,861
People need entertainment.
520
00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:45,733
Particularly now,
in times of crisis.
521
00:38:45,867 --> 00:38:46,867
Particularly.
522
00:38:49,216 --> 00:38:50,535
I did not hear a "no".
523
00:38:51,357 --> 00:38:52,395
Nor did I.
524
00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:53,853
Asgard, at night.
525
00:38:53,877 --> 00:38:55,201
We open on some
sleeping children.
526
00:38:59,133 --> 00:39:01,883
So that's the ex-girlfriend, is it?
527
00:39:01,883 --> 00:39:04,294
- The old ex-girlfriend,
- Judie Foster.
528
00:39:04,319 --> 00:39:07,184
- Jane Foster.
- The one that got away.
529
00:39:07,209 --> 00:39:08,370
The one that got away.
530
00:39:08,394 --> 00:39:10,258
- That means escaped.
- Yeah.
531
00:39:10,654 --> 00:39:11,727
Yeah.
532
00:39:11,752 --> 00:39:13,603
Must be hard for you
to see your ex-girlfriend
533
00:39:13,628 --> 00:39:15,870
and your ex-hammer hanging out
and getting on so well.
534
00:39:21,018 --> 00:39:22,167
What you up to, bro?
535
00:39:23,221 --> 00:39:24,221
Come on.
536
00:39:24,753 --> 00:39:26,053
Come to daddy.
537
00:39:27,314 --> 00:39:29,314
Come on, Mjรถlnir.
538
00:39:30,879 --> 00:39:33,862
Hey, there you are!
539
00:39:33,887 --> 00:39:35,386
Hey!
540
00:39:35,517 --> 00:39:37,521
- I was just calling you.
- ...Start an army.
541
00:39:37,545 --> 00:39:38,218
With what?
542
00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:41,426
- Half our soldiers are dead.
- Half our soldiers are always dead.
543
00:39:41,450 --> 00:39:43,036
- Everyone, please. Go home.
- Where are the children?
544
00:39:43,061 --> 00:39:44,520
I promise you will have news soon.
545
00:39:44,544 --> 00:39:45,140
- I don't know.
- Can't go far.
546
00:39:45,164 --> 00:39:46,183
I think the worst has happened.
547
00:39:46,208 --> 00:39:47,254
She'll find them.
548
00:39:49,990 --> 00:39:51,443
You know what?
This is all wrong.
549
00:39:53,634 --> 00:39:54,735
Asgard!
550
00:40:03,562 --> 00:40:06,362
My friends,
we must not quarrel.
551
00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:10,618
Times like this, we need
to unite and come together.
552
00:40:10,666 --> 00:40:12,302
See what's happening here.
553
00:40:13,086 --> 00:40:14,818
We're afraid.
554
00:40:14,897 --> 00:40:16,002
Hm?
555
00:40:16,027 --> 00:40:16,960
Scared.
556
00:40:18,493 --> 00:40:19,773
Afraid.
557
00:40:19,826 --> 00:40:20,860
Anxious.
558
00:40:22,497 --> 00:40:26,821
If we are to find the children,
we must first look within ourselves.
559
00:40:26,845 --> 00:40:27,945
I'm sorry, Miek.
560
00:40:27,970 --> 00:40:31,505
It's very hard to give a rousing
speech with the eh-eh-eh noise.
561
00:40:31,529 --> 00:40:32,074
What are you doing?
562
00:40:32,074 --> 00:40:34,597
- She's taking minutes.
- Well, precious minutes we don't have.
563
00:40:35,394 --> 00:40:36,448
Want the kids back?
564
00:40:37,512 --> 00:40:38,558
I'll be back in a moment.
565
00:40:40,349 --> 00:40:41,621
Write that down, Miek.
566
00:40:54,126 --> 00:40:55,939
Stormbreaker,
what are you doing?
567
00:40:55,964 --> 00:40:57,633
Is this about Mjรถlnir?
568
00:40:57,658 --> 00:40:58,693
Everyone out!
569
00:41:01,629 --> 00:41:02,630
Didn't find 'em.
570
00:41:02,631 --> 00:41:03,962
Your cape is on fire.
571
00:41:03,987 --> 00:41:05,040
It's fine,
it'll grow back.
572
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:06,844
I'm invoicing you for this.
573
00:41:06,869 --> 00:41:07,688
Okay.
574
00:41:07,713 --> 00:41:08,877
What do we know about this guy?
575
00:41:08,877 --> 00:41:10,248
He travels through shadows.
576
00:41:10,272 --> 00:41:11,788
And he creates
monsters with them.
577
00:41:11,813 --> 00:41:13,596
Absolutely, freaky monsters.
578
00:41:13,621 --> 00:41:14,980
Also wields the Necrosword.
579
00:41:15,005 --> 00:41:15,700
How do I know that?
580
00:41:15,725 --> 00:41:17,136
Because he almost speared
me in the face with it.
581
00:41:17,161 --> 00:41:18,215
What's a Necrosword?
582
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:21,516
It's an ancient weapon that's been passed
through hands, since the dawn of time.
583
00:41:21,540 --> 00:41:23,746
It has the ability to slay gods.
584
00:41:23,771 --> 00:41:26,903
It slowly corrupts and kills
whoever wields it, which means...
585
00:41:26,928 --> 00:41:29,840
- Oh, so it infected him.
- It's infecting him. Yes, it must be.
586
00:41:29,865 --> 00:41:34,811
So basically, we're up against a
cursed shadow, zombie kidnapper.
587
00:41:34,836 --> 00:41:36,750
Awesome!
When do we leave?
588
00:41:36,813 --> 00:41:38,407
Thor?
589
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:39,574
Can you see me?
590
00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:40,625
Uh, floating head alert.
591
00:41:40,649 --> 00:41:41,819
It's Astrid.
592
00:41:41,843 --> 00:41:42,867
Heimdallson.
593
00:41:42,891 --> 00:41:44,588
Astrid, are you okay?
594
00:41:44,613 --> 00:41:46,682
I no longer go by the name, Astrid.
595
00:41:46,682 --> 00:41:48,904
I'm now known as Axl.
596
00:41:48,929 --> 00:41:51,170
He's a singer from a
popular band I heard on Earth.
597
00:41:51,195 --> 00:41:51,988
GNR.
598
00:41:52,012 --> 00:41:52,621
Astrid...
599
00:41:52,621 --> 00:41:56,121
Your father gave you a very tough Viking
name and I intend to honor his wishes.
600
00:41:56,152 --> 00:41:57,376
- Axl.
- Astrid.
601
00:41:57,402 --> 00:41:58,689
- I said, Axl.
- Astrid.
602
00:41:58,713 --> 00:42:01,298
- Axl!
- He's Asshole! Now, listen to him.
603
00:42:01,323 --> 00:42:03,158
Alright, fine.
"Axl"...
604
00:42:03,183 --> 00:42:05,200
- Where are you?
- I'm not sure.
605
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,942
I don't know how to
use my magic powers yet.
606
00:42:06,967 --> 00:42:08,503
Your father told me
and I'm here to teach you.
607
00:42:08,537 --> 00:42:11,455
I need you to focus
and hold out your hand.
608
00:42:11,947 --> 00:42:12,932
Okay, good.
609
00:42:12,957 --> 00:42:15,855
Now, focus.
Close your eyes.
610
00:42:20,923 --> 00:42:22,169
Thor!
611
00:42:24,330 --> 00:42:25,865
Hey!
How's it going, kids?
612
00:42:25,889 --> 00:42:27,597
How's it going?
Look where we are.
613
00:42:27,622 --> 00:42:30,233
We're in a cage made of spikes.
614
00:42:30,258 --> 00:42:32,102
Yeah, that's right.
Not good.
615
00:42:32,127 --> 00:42:34,117
- You gonna do something?
- Yes. Yes, I am.
616
00:42:34,142 --> 00:42:36,938
But just not right now.
I'm the vision ghost, look.
617
00:42:38,342 --> 00:42:40,267
- See.
- What will happen to us?
618
00:42:40,771 --> 00:42:43,905
You can tell,
this is a very, very bad situation.
619
00:42:44,206 --> 00:42:46,483
You know, the good news
is, you're Asgardian.
620
00:42:46,508 --> 00:42:48,743
So if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla.
621
00:42:48,743 --> 00:42:50,243
Oh, my God, go away.
622
00:42:53,375 --> 00:42:54,290
Okay, kids.
623
00:42:54,315 --> 00:42:56,182
Alright, kids. Don't cry.
You'll survive, okay?
624
00:42:56,207 --> 00:42:57,697
Listen, I got a plan, okay?
625
00:42:57,722 --> 00:42:59,688
I'm putting together a
really, really good team.
626
00:42:59,688 --> 00:43:01,039
We've got
um, uh...
627
00:43:01,064 --> 00:43:02,399
Uncle Korg.
628
00:43:02,424 --> 00:43:03,587
King Valkyrie.
629
00:43:03,612 --> 00:43:04,493
Um, yeah...
630
00:43:04,493 --> 00:43:08,311
My ex-girlfriend, Jane, which is a whole
'nother story I won't bore you with, okay?
631
00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:12,501
But it is a top notch team, and we're
gonna have you home before you know it.
632
00:43:12,501 --> 00:43:13,372
Yeah.
633
00:43:20,916 --> 00:43:22,016
I know where you are.
634
00:43:25,126 --> 00:43:26,516
I'm gonna get
you out of here.
635
00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:27,949
I'm scared.
636
00:43:27,949 --> 00:43:28,837
We all are.
637
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,980
Look out for them.
Take care. Okay, take care.
638
00:43:38,004 --> 00:43:40,327
See you soon, alright?
I'm gonna get you out of here.
639
00:43:41,668 --> 00:43:43,098
They're in the Shadow Realm.
640
00:43:43,098 --> 00:43:44,341
How do you know?
641
00:43:44,366 --> 00:43:46,913
The atmosphere there has
a darkness like no other.
642
00:43:46,938 --> 00:43:49,209
As if color refused to tread.
It's unmistakable.
643
00:43:49,234 --> 00:43:51,444
Well then,
if it's color we need.
644
00:43:51,469 --> 00:43:52,703
Let's bring the rainbow.
645
00:43:55,043 --> 00:43:56,954
Bring the rainbow? Is that a
catchphrase or something?
646
00:43:56,979 --> 00:43:58,679
She's only been a
Thor for a minute.
647
00:43:58,703 --> 00:44:01,572
I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at.
But the rest, she needs work.
648
00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:03,419
- How many catchphrases have there been?
- A lot.
649
00:44:04,953 --> 00:44:06,822
Yep, jumped the gun.
650
00:44:06,822 --> 00:44:10,101
Hang on, he moves through shadows
and he's going to the shadow realm.
651
00:44:10,126 --> 00:44:11,864
It seems like that's where he's
going to be the most powerful.
652
00:44:11,888 --> 00:44:13,460
You're right. We can't
just go launching in there.
653
00:44:13,492 --> 00:44:15,551
Could be a trap.
Could be endangering the children.
654
00:44:15,575 --> 00:44:17,574
We need reinforcements.
We should raise an army.
655
00:44:17,599 --> 00:44:18,884
Are you thinking what I
think you're thinking?
656
00:44:18,908 --> 00:44:20,375
- I'm thinking it.
- What are we thinking?
657
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,461
- Thinking what?
- Taking it to...
658
00:44:21,486 --> 00:44:22,899
- Omnipotent City
- Omnipotent City
659
00:44:24,508 --> 00:44:26,046
What's Omnipotent City?
660
00:44:26,071 --> 00:44:28,352
It's the home of the most
powerful gods of the universe.
661
00:44:28,377 --> 00:44:30,379
We can put together the greatest team ever.
662
00:44:30,379 --> 00:44:33,984
We can recruit Ra,
Hercules, Tลซmatauenga...
663
00:44:34,008 --> 00:44:35,418
Quetzalcรณatl, maybe.
664
00:44:35,443 --> 00:44:38,165
And Zeus, the oldest
and wisest of them all.
665
00:44:38,190 --> 00:44:39,901
- Did you say, Zeus?
- Yes, Zeus.
666
00:44:39,926 --> 00:44:41,523
Like the Zeus.
Zeus Zeus.
667
00:44:41,523 --> 00:44:42,837
I'm not sure if
he has a second name.
668
00:44:42,862 --> 00:44:44,986
You think my god will be there?
Ninny of the Nonny.
669
00:44:45,010 --> 00:44:46,033
Well, you never know, Korg...
670
00:44:46,064 --> 00:44:47,696
But if they are, we'll
ask them to join our team.
671
00:44:47,721 --> 00:44:48,400
Yes!
672
00:44:48,425 --> 00:44:49,305
Stormbreaker.
673
00:44:51,305 --> 00:44:52,309
Calm down, relax.
674
00:44:52,334 --> 00:44:53,010
No, no, no, mate.
675
00:44:53,034 --> 00:44:55,258
We are not traveling on
Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost.
676
00:44:55,283 --> 00:44:56,371
Look what just happened.
677
00:44:56,371 --> 00:44:59,245
We can't exactly go in your tiny
little flying portal horse, can we?
678
00:44:59,270 --> 00:45:00,578
- We won't all fit.
- What are you talking about?
679
00:45:00,603 --> 00:45:01,385
Warsong's awesome.
680
00:45:01,410 --> 00:45:02,740
Stormbreaker's
awesome too.
681
00:45:02,765 --> 00:45:04,109
Stormbreaker just
needs a conduit.
682
00:45:04,134 --> 00:45:05,414
Anything that can
handle space travel.
683
00:45:05,460 --> 00:45:06,872
I love when she talks science.
684
00:45:07,122 --> 00:45:08,517
It has the power
to get us there.
685
00:45:08,517 --> 00:45:10,018
Just need something
to focus that energy
686
00:45:10,018 --> 00:45:12,210
So it's not so...
unpredictable.
687
00:45:12,235 --> 00:45:12,932
You know, uh.
688
00:45:12,957 --> 00:45:15,954
If we had a ship, we could harness it
and use Stormbreaker as a power source.
689
00:45:15,979 --> 00:45:17,166
Ooh, like an engine.
690
00:45:17,191 --> 00:45:19,094
- Like an engine.
- You need a ship?
691
00:45:19,119 --> 00:45:20,396
I got a ship.
692
00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:26,241
Throw all those seats.
693
00:45:26,468 --> 00:45:28,376
There you go.
No, tie those goats to the front.
694
00:45:28,401 --> 00:45:29,993
We leave in 15 minutes.
695
00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:31,944
Essentials only,
everyone.
696
00:45:31,969 --> 00:45:33,256
That's essential.
697
00:45:35,277 --> 00:45:38,247
Bet you moved on quick, didn't you.
698
00:45:38,578 --> 00:45:40,977
You are some piece of work.
699
00:45:41,671 --> 00:45:44,040
- Oh, hey!
- Hey.
700
00:45:44,065 --> 00:45:46,468
- Catching up with an old friend.
- Yeah.
701
00:45:46,493 --> 00:45:48,528
I've been meaning to apologize.
702
00:45:48,557 --> 00:45:50,022
Sort of acting a little weird before.
703
00:45:50,046 --> 00:45:53,360
I just haven't really been myself lately.
You know, now that...
704
00:45:53,385 --> 00:45:56,455
Trying to figure out who I am and
uh, just felt a little bit lost
705
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,567
And then all of a sudden,
I see you dressed as me.
706
00:45:58,567 --> 00:46:00,536
And it's been kinda...
707
00:46:00,536 --> 00:46:02,638
It's a lot for me, too.
708
00:46:02,638 --> 00:46:03,879
So how did uh...
709
00:46:03,903 --> 00:46:04,849
you guys get together?
710
00:46:04,874 --> 00:46:06,083
How did this happen?
711
00:46:06,508 --> 00:46:09,871
I swear, I heard
Mjรถlnir call to me.
712
00:46:09,895 --> 00:46:11,321
Ah, did it?
713
00:46:11,346 --> 00:46:13,281
And so I came here to investigate and...
714
00:46:13,306 --> 00:46:17,461
- Pieces started glowing and swirling...
- Crazy.
715
00:46:17,486 --> 00:46:19,254
Thor.
716
00:46:19,254 --> 00:46:22,644
Well, you know what. It looks
good on you. It works, so...
717
00:46:26,362 --> 00:46:27,329
Just checking.
718
00:46:31,574 --> 00:46:32,789
See you later.
719
00:46:38,836 --> 00:46:40,471
What?
720
00:46:40,496 --> 00:46:41,950
We were just talking.
721
00:46:53,121 --> 00:46:55,924
Mommy, don't leave me.
722
00:46:55,924 --> 00:46:58,961
Don't be afraid.
723
00:46:58,961 --> 00:47:01,396
Even when I'm gone, honey.
724
00:47:02,230 --> 00:47:04,032
You won't be alone.
725
00:47:06,868 --> 00:47:09,004
And whatever happens...
726
00:47:10,606 --> 00:47:12,708
Never stop fighting.
727
00:47:28,818 --> 00:47:30,901
- Hey.
- You alright?
728
00:47:30,926 --> 00:47:32,227
Great!
729
00:47:33,428 --> 00:47:34,959
The sink would say otherwise.
730
00:47:36,698 --> 00:47:38,413
You think I really
should be coming?
731
00:47:38,437 --> 00:47:40,043
I'm not getting any better.
732
00:47:40,067 --> 00:47:42,150
You're a Thor.
Of course, you should come.
733
00:47:42,174 --> 00:47:43,606
Besides, what else
are you gonna do?
734
00:47:43,639 --> 00:47:45,192
You're a Viking now.
735
00:47:45,217 --> 00:47:47,293
Means you pretty much
have to die in battle.
736
00:47:47,318 --> 00:47:49,587
It needs to be
devastatingly painful.
737
00:47:49,612 --> 00:47:51,525
Otherwise, you
don't get into Valhalla.
738
00:47:51,549 --> 00:47:52,318
My plan.
739
00:47:52,814 --> 00:47:55,325
What about you
kinging and stuff?
740
00:47:55,350 --> 00:47:56,918
I love being king.
741
00:47:56,918 --> 00:47:57,886
I love my people.
742
00:47:57,886 --> 00:47:59,526
But it's all meeting
and raven mail.
743
00:47:59,551 --> 00:48:01,307
And meetings that could
have been raven mail.
744
00:48:01,332 --> 00:48:02,695
I miss fighting.
745
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:03,992
I miss my sisters.
746
00:48:04,129 --> 00:48:06,403
Which is why you need to come
because I need one.
747
00:48:07,158 --> 00:48:09,114
Okay, we should go.
You packed?
748
00:48:10,146 --> 00:48:11,152
Are you packed?
749
00:48:13,041 --> 00:48:13,681
Yes.
750
00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:17,383
A hand grenade?
751
00:48:17,454 --> 00:48:19,004
No, it's a portable speaker.
752
00:48:25,935 --> 00:48:27,353
Let's go.
753
00:48:27,377 --> 00:48:31,795
If you don't mind keeping
the sink thing under wraps.
754
00:48:31,820 --> 00:48:32,821
I got you.
755
00:48:35,343 --> 00:48:37,526
My fellow Asgardians...
756
00:48:37,526 --> 00:48:38,455
Wish us well.
757
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,579
For we shall travel with
the speed of Odin's ravens.
758
00:48:41,773 --> 00:48:44,539
We will return with children.
759
00:48:46,068 --> 00:48:47,236
Many children.
760
00:48:47,753 --> 00:48:51,348
Then we should feast,
along the children.
761
00:48:51,373 --> 00:48:53,103
We do not do that anymore.
762
00:48:53,127 --> 00:48:54,710
It was dark times.
763
00:48:54,710 --> 00:48:56,467
Shameful time.
764
00:48:56,492 --> 00:48:57,773
Okay, we should go.
765
00:49:44,167 --> 00:49:46,203
So...
Still rollerblading?
766
00:49:46,228 --> 00:49:48,030
No, no.
You?
767
00:49:48,030 --> 00:49:49,409
Oh yeah, every weekend.
768
00:49:49,434 --> 00:49:50,785
Once you blade, you never fade.
769
00:49:50,810 --> 00:49:52,534
- Right, Korg?
- Skate twins for life.
770
00:49:52,559 --> 00:49:53,844
Hey, can I run something by you?
771
00:49:53,869 --> 00:49:54,611
Yeah.
772
00:49:54,636 --> 00:49:56,881
So I was thinking,
when we get to the bad guy...
773
00:49:56,906 --> 00:49:59,710
What about if I had, like,
the cool catchphrase, like...
774
00:49:59,734 --> 00:50:01,818
"Eat this hammer, bang!"
775
00:50:01,843 --> 00:50:03,187
Or like?
776
00:50:03,212 --> 00:50:05,278
"Check out my hammer, boom!"
777
00:50:05,302 --> 00:50:06,848
Like, what about?
778
00:50:06,848 --> 00:50:08,977
You know,
I'm workshopping it.
779
00:50:09,001 --> 00:50:11,502
No, they... They're all
really good. Mine is uh...
780
00:50:11,527 --> 00:50:13,155
"This ends here and now."
781
00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:14,756
Oh, that's such a good one.
782
00:50:14,756 --> 00:50:16,090
Took me a long
time to perfect it.
783
00:50:16,114 --> 00:50:17,559
You'll get there.
You just need to practice.
784
00:50:17,559 --> 00:50:19,094
This is my first bad guy.
785
00:50:19,094 --> 00:50:20,398
You never forget your first.
786
00:50:23,578 --> 00:50:24,375
Yeah.
787
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,202
So you got a girlfriend?
788
00:50:27,202 --> 00:50:28,839
Oh, no, no.
789
00:50:28,864 --> 00:50:31,250
Too busy. Don't have time.
You know, just...
790
00:50:31,275 --> 00:50:33,219
With work and everything.
791
00:50:33,243 --> 00:50:34,049
Cool.
792
00:50:34,074 --> 00:50:35,244
Let me check this place out.
793
00:50:40,233 --> 00:50:40,991
So cool.
794
00:50:41,016 --> 00:50:42,292
- Who's so cool?
- Huh?
795
00:50:42,317 --> 00:50:44,262
The buildings are cool.
796
00:50:44,287 --> 00:50:45,395
What's happening there?
797
00:50:45,420 --> 00:50:47,197
- What?
- Am I, uh...
798
00:50:47,221 --> 00:50:48,847
Sensing feelings?
799
00:50:48,872 --> 00:50:50,645
Feelings, what?
With Jane?
800
00:50:50,670 --> 00:50:52,465
- Yeah.
- No, don't be ridiculous with feelings.
801
00:50:52,490 --> 00:50:55,764
The last time we had feelings
were long time ago. Long, long gone.
802
00:50:55,764 --> 00:50:58,607
Not even...
She said you had feelings.
803
00:50:58,632 --> 00:51:00,788
Mate, relax.
We're on the same team.
804
00:51:00,813 --> 00:51:03,194
I know exactly what
team we're on, okay.
805
00:51:03,218 --> 00:51:04,258
Team Jane.
806
00:51:08,844 --> 00:51:11,346
Thing about Thor is that
he always bounces back.
807
00:51:11,847 --> 00:51:14,187
Like when Hela stole his
hammer, he went and built an ax
808
00:51:14,212 --> 00:51:16,401
which is forged in
the heart of a dying star.
809
00:51:19,462 --> 00:51:22,257
And with the same ax,
he used to cut off Thano's head.
810
00:51:23,337 --> 00:51:25,536
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Now, come on.
811
00:51:28,590 --> 00:51:30,872
What a neat story.
812
00:51:32,968 --> 00:51:35,913
Oh, with all this talk
about chopping off heads...
813
00:51:35,938 --> 00:51:37,272
I wanna have a go.
814
00:51:38,507 --> 00:51:39,792
What's this?
815
00:51:39,816 --> 00:51:41,543
Oh...
816
00:51:41,543 --> 00:51:43,394
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho...
817
00:51:43,418 --> 00:51:44,813
Oh.
818
00:51:44,813 --> 00:51:46,148
This is Harpy.
819
00:51:46,148 --> 00:51:47,557
Hello, Harpy.
820
00:51:47,582 --> 00:51:49,318
How are you?
821
00:51:49,318 --> 00:51:51,903
Do you know
what Harpy loves?
822
00:51:51,928 --> 00:51:54,232
Having his head ripped off.
823
00:51:58,105 --> 00:52:00,236
What? You liked it
a second ago.
824
00:52:01,838 --> 00:52:03,574
Alright.
Alright, alright.
825
00:52:03,599 --> 00:52:04,863
Harpy's gone.
826
00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:11,152
Come on.
Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.
827
00:52:11,176 --> 00:52:13,227
Ah, you.
828
00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:17,718
I knew a little girl,
just like you.
829
00:52:17,743 --> 00:52:21,549
And she was brave.
And she was smart...
830
00:52:23,234 --> 00:52:24,761
And funny.
831
00:52:24,786 --> 00:52:26,926
And, she liked to draw.
832
00:52:29,707 --> 00:52:31,694
Let me ask you a question...
833
00:52:33,061 --> 00:52:34,714
About gods.
834
00:52:34,739 --> 00:52:36,766
They're meant
to protect you, right?
835
00:52:37,528 --> 00:52:38,734
Well, where are they?
836
00:52:38,734 --> 00:52:41,694
- Thor is on his way.
- Yeah!
837
00:52:41,718 --> 00:52:43,115
Yes...
838
00:52:43,140 --> 00:52:45,082
I'm counting on that.
839
00:52:45,107 --> 00:52:47,243
That's why you're here.
840
00:52:50,579 --> 00:52:53,614
It's invitation only, so we're gonna
have to keep a low profile and blend in.
841
00:52:53,638 --> 00:52:56,484
Luckily, disguises are my speciality.
842
00:52:56,953 --> 00:52:57,953
Philosopher.
843
00:52:58,765 --> 00:53:00,183
It's all a painting.
844
00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:01,331
What are those?
845
00:53:01,356 --> 00:53:03,066
Actual disguises.
846
00:53:03,091 --> 00:53:05,273
They're the cloaks of
the emotion gods.
847
00:53:05,621 --> 00:53:09,105
Every color signifies
different emotions.
848
00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:12,555
- Where are the emotion gods?
- Hm, don't ask.
849
00:53:26,150 --> 00:53:28,446
Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids.
850
00:53:28,471 --> 00:53:31,473
This is where the most powerful
creator gods in the universe hang out.
851
00:53:34,356 --> 00:53:36,458
There's the god of magic.
852
00:53:37,158 --> 00:53:38,337
God of dreams.
853
00:53:38,362 --> 00:53:39,334
God of carpentry.
854
00:53:39,358 --> 00:53:40,945
Ah, look at that one.
855
00:53:40,970 --> 00:53:42,975
Ah, yes.
That's Bao, god of dumplings.
856
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,860
- Pst! Hey, Bao.
- Bao!
857
00:53:44,884 --> 00:53:46,210
Look up there, guys!
858
00:53:46,235 --> 00:53:48,583
The Kronan god,
Ninny of the Nonny.
859
00:53:48,607 --> 00:53:51,060
Hey, Ninny Nonny.
860
00:54:03,468 --> 00:54:19,989
Zeus!
861
00:54:32,829 --> 00:54:34,960
Hey!
862
00:54:35,235 --> 00:54:36,977
I am Zeus!
863
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,117
Bless us!
864
00:54:40,867 --> 00:54:42,636
Oh, there he is!
865
00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:44,765
The man, the myth, the legend.
866
00:54:44,790 --> 00:54:48,327
Oh, I don't know if you know this,
but I based a lot of what I do on this guy.
867
00:54:48,352 --> 00:54:50,074
He's the god of lightning
and the god of thunder.
868
00:54:50,098 --> 00:54:51,793
Huge source of inspiration.
869
00:54:51,817 --> 00:54:52,594
That's really good.
870
00:54:52,619 --> 00:54:55,516
You should lead with that
when you ask him for an army.
871
00:54:55,541 --> 00:54:57,006
Um, how do we get up there?
872
00:54:57,030 --> 00:54:58,406
We should like, fly?
873
00:54:58,430 --> 00:55:00,037
Well, we can't interrupt him
in the middle of his entrance.
874
00:55:00,062 --> 00:55:01,766
He's famous for his entrances.
875
00:55:02,547 --> 00:55:03,855
Thunderbolt.
876
00:55:03,879 --> 00:55:05,483
- Thunderbolt.
- Yes!
877
00:55:07,919 --> 00:55:09,306
Zeus!
878
00:55:28,549 --> 00:55:30,178
Calm down!
879
00:55:30,202 --> 00:55:31,249
Calm down!
880
00:55:32,982 --> 00:55:34,082
Silence.
881
00:55:34,341 --> 00:55:35,701
Silence!
882
00:55:39,543 --> 00:55:41,949
I hereby open...
883
00:55:41,974 --> 00:55:45,249
this holy council of the gods.
884
00:55:45,816 --> 00:55:49,019
Where we have many,
many serious matters...
885
00:55:49,019 --> 00:55:50,734
To be talked about.
886
00:55:50,758 --> 00:55:51,788
Such as...
887
00:55:52,623 --> 00:55:54,932
Where are we going to
hold this year's orgy?
888
00:55:55,669 --> 00:55:57,103
Is this guy for real?
889
00:55:57,128 --> 00:55:58,496
Honestly, I'm not mad at it.
890
00:55:58,496 --> 00:56:00,525
- I'm sure he has important things...
- Shh!
891
00:56:00,550 --> 00:56:01,861
- So now we're going to announce...
- Sorry.
892
00:56:01,886 --> 00:56:08,481
The winner of the most human souls
sacrificed in the name of a god.
893
00:56:08,506 --> 00:56:10,007
Yeah, okay.
Maybe, he's not that great.
894
00:56:10,007 --> 00:56:11,342
Oh, no,
not good.
895
00:56:11,342 --> 00:56:13,299
No, I don't think it's going
to get any better than this.
896
00:56:13,323 --> 00:56:14,879
And at least,
god's army can help
897
00:56:14,879 --> 00:56:16,647
But that thunderbolt,
I think that might be huge.
898
00:56:16,647 --> 00:56:17,627
Judges!
899
00:56:17,651 --> 00:56:19,799
Jane, you go right.
Thor, you go left.
900
00:56:19,823 --> 00:56:22,153
We bum-rush him,
take the bolt, ding dong.
901
00:56:22,153 --> 00:56:24,430
- All right, let's go get it.
- No, no, no, no, no.
902
00:56:24,455 --> 00:56:26,229
There's no ding donging
or bum-rushing.
903
00:56:26,254 --> 00:56:27,915
Especially not, Zeus's bum.
904
00:56:27,940 --> 00:56:29,727
When the time is right,
I'm gonna talk to him.
905
00:56:29,727 --> 00:56:30,602
Time is right now.
906
00:56:30,627 --> 00:56:33,209
- Time is not right now.
- Who is talking?
907
00:56:33,234 --> 00:56:34,465
Who is talking?!
908
00:56:34,465 --> 00:56:36,027
- These guys!
- Korg, shut up.
909
00:56:36,052 --> 00:56:38,760
You guys have something
to say to the group?
910
00:56:38,785 --> 00:56:39,946
Sorry.
911
00:56:39,970 --> 00:56:42,782
I'm bashing heads in
60 seconds, so speak fast.
912
00:56:42,807 --> 00:56:45,042
Literally, heads will roll.
913
00:56:45,075 --> 00:56:46,276
Who are you two?
914
00:56:46,988 --> 00:56:47,855
Hello!
915
00:56:48,549 --> 00:56:51,322
Uh, let me be the first to say
it is an honor and a privilege...
916
00:56:51,347 --> 00:56:52,716
- to be here.
- No, I can't hear you.
917
00:56:52,716 --> 00:56:54,537
Why don't you take the stage?
918
00:56:54,561 --> 00:56:56,198
The stage, down there?
919
00:56:56,223 --> 00:57:00,559
Well, yes. You see the area
that looks very much like a stage?
920
00:57:02,142 --> 00:57:02,942
Gotcha.
921
00:57:12,336 --> 00:57:13,540
Oops, sorry.
922
00:57:13,565 --> 00:57:14,692
Good luck, bro!
923
00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:25,709
Mighty Zeus!
Heh, wow!
924
00:57:26,283 --> 00:57:28,224
Gods of the universe.
925
00:57:28,249 --> 00:57:31,288
I come here to ask for help,
to raise an army.
926
00:57:31,754 --> 00:57:35,174
There's a maniac, called the God
Butcher, which seeks to end us all.
927
00:57:35,198 --> 00:57:36,402
His destruction is everywhere.
928
00:57:36,427 --> 00:57:40,660
Entire planets, realms, have
been left completely unprotected.
929
00:57:40,685 --> 00:57:43,013
There's nothing but
chaos in his way.
930
00:57:43,038 --> 00:57:44,536
But I know where he is.
931
00:57:44,561 --> 00:57:45,878
With your help...
932
00:57:45,903 --> 00:57:49,246
We can crush him before
he kills anyone else.
933
00:57:49,271 --> 00:57:50,629
That guy.
934
00:57:50,654 --> 00:57:53,751
He killed a couple
of low-level gods.
935
00:57:53,775 --> 00:57:55,227
Eh, boo-hoo.
936
00:57:55,252 --> 00:57:57,884
If that's all, pretty boy...
937
00:57:57,909 --> 00:57:59,703
You go back to your seat
and you be quiet.
938
00:57:59,728 --> 00:58:02,887
Um, yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not
hear any of what I just said?
939
00:58:02,887 --> 00:58:05,056
He's, he's murdering on mass.
940
00:58:05,081 --> 00:58:07,257
I tell you, one time.
941
00:58:07,281 --> 00:58:08,434
Now, you shut up.
942
00:58:08,459 --> 00:58:09,474
You'll be quiet.
943
00:58:09,499 --> 00:58:12,528
Because you are this close
to being uninvited to the orgy.
944
00:58:12,553 --> 00:58:14,924
Zeus!
We must do something.
945
00:58:14,948 --> 00:58:16,867
You can not come to the orgy!
946
00:58:16,867 --> 00:58:18,327
You have to listen to us.
947
00:58:18,352 --> 00:58:20,554
That's it!
Shut up!
948
00:58:22,929 --> 00:58:24,679
Your highness. Whenever
you're ready, you just tell me.
949
00:58:24,704 --> 00:58:26,043
We go on my signal.
950
00:58:26,043 --> 00:58:27,044
What is the signal?
951
00:58:27,069 --> 00:58:28,604
- It'll be go.
- Hmm...
952
00:58:32,357 --> 00:58:33,927
Let's see who you are.
953
00:58:33,952 --> 00:58:35,579
Take off your disguise.
954
00:58:35,892 --> 00:58:37,892
And flick!
955
00:58:44,751 --> 00:58:46,451
Flicked too hard, damn it!
956
00:58:48,835 --> 00:58:50,635
Should we help him?
957
00:58:51,368 --> 00:58:52,503
Eventually.
958
00:58:53,101 --> 00:58:53,968
Grape?
959
00:58:54,472 --> 00:58:55,761
Looks like a shy...
960
00:58:55,786 --> 00:58:57,557
And what about the others?
961
00:58:57,582 --> 00:59:02,189
- We take off their disguise too.
- Oh, no, you don't. We got this.
962
00:59:02,214 --> 00:59:04,243
- Disguise off.
- Mine's off.
963
00:59:04,268 --> 00:59:05,995
Asgardians...
964
00:59:06,028 --> 00:59:08,927
I thought you've seen the
last of him when Odin died.
965
00:59:09,887 --> 00:59:12,566
You...
are Thor.
966
00:59:12,591 --> 00:59:14,796
The God of Thunder.
967
00:59:14,821 --> 00:59:16,366
It is not thunder,
968
00:59:16,391 --> 00:59:18,211
Just the sound of lightning?
969
00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:21,609
Good one, dad!
970
00:59:21,945 --> 00:59:23,467
Zeus, this is bigger than us.
971
00:59:23,467 --> 00:59:25,469
He's taken Asgardian children.
972
00:59:25,469 --> 00:59:27,638
Who do you think we are?
973
00:59:27,663 --> 00:59:29,507
The God police?
974
00:59:29,507 --> 00:59:32,885
Every god watches
over their own people.
975
00:59:32,910 --> 00:59:35,554
Nothing more,
nothing less.
976
00:59:35,579 --> 00:59:38,249
Asgardian problems...
977
00:59:38,249 --> 00:59:40,991
are Asgardian problems.
978
00:59:41,016 --> 00:59:43,198
How the mighty have fallen.
979
00:59:43,223 --> 00:59:45,798
My hero, Zeus...
980
00:59:45,823 --> 00:59:47,362
Afraid.
981
00:59:58,936 --> 01:00:00,204
Couple of things...
982
01:00:00,805 --> 01:00:04,275
One.
Yes, I am scared.
983
01:00:04,275 --> 01:00:06,752
Gorr has the Necrosword.
984
01:00:06,777 --> 01:00:09,417
Which means, he will kill us.
985
01:00:09,442 --> 01:00:10,281
Not good.
986
01:00:10,281 --> 01:00:13,101
Two, I know you're trying
to do the right thing.
987
01:00:13,126 --> 01:00:14,153
I understand.
988
01:00:14,177 --> 01:00:16,954
But all you do,
is causing panic.
989
01:00:16,979 --> 01:00:18,964
Panic is not good.
990
01:00:18,989 --> 01:00:20,524
We are safe here.
991
01:00:20,549 --> 01:00:21,893
You, my friend.
992
01:00:21,917 --> 01:00:23,502
You are safe here.
993
01:00:23,527 --> 01:00:25,563
So chill up here, okay?
994
01:00:25,563 --> 01:00:28,067
Have some wine. Have some grape.
995
01:00:28,091 --> 01:00:29,942
Anything goes here...
996
01:00:29,967 --> 01:00:31,769
In Omnipotent City.
997
01:00:32,807 --> 01:00:35,648
Three, don't talk back to Zeus.
998
01:00:35,673 --> 01:00:38,079
If you do that,
I put your clothes back on.
999
01:00:39,276 --> 01:00:41,145
Now, I put your clothes back on.
1000
01:00:41,145 --> 01:00:44,605
Flick, flick, flick.
It's the Golden Temple of the Gods.
1001
01:00:45,284 --> 01:00:47,665
It's not a rude
and nudy festival.
1002
01:00:47,855 --> 01:00:50,659
If you're not gonna help us,
then at least, let us use your weapons.
1003
01:00:50,684 --> 01:00:52,508
We need your lightning bolt.
1004
01:00:52,532 --> 01:00:55,101
My lightning bolt is
called Thunderbolt.
1005
01:00:55,126 --> 01:00:58,337
So I think, to use somebody's
secret weapon like this...
1006
01:00:58,362 --> 01:01:01,571
That you should, at least, get
the name right when you ask.
1007
01:01:01,596 --> 01:01:03,487
Can I borrow Thunderbolt?
1008
01:01:03,512 --> 01:01:04,668
Thunderbolt!
1009
01:01:31,980 --> 01:01:32,980
No.
1010
01:01:36,634 --> 01:01:39,136
Do not worry.
1011
01:01:39,136 --> 01:01:41,337
The God Butcher...
1012
01:01:41,362 --> 01:01:43,709
He will not reach Eternity.
1013
01:01:43,733 --> 01:01:44,675
Eternity?
1014
01:01:45,075 --> 01:01:46,844
What does he mean,
"reach Eternity"?
1015
01:01:49,953 --> 01:01:51,753
Oh, shit!
1016
01:01:54,393 --> 01:01:55,861
Eternity.
1017
01:01:55,886 --> 01:01:59,557
It's a very powerful being at
the center of the universe.
1018
01:01:59,582 --> 01:02:03,103
He will grant the desire of
the first person who reaches it.
1019
01:02:03,128 --> 01:02:04,628
Like a wishing well?
1020
01:02:07,064 --> 01:02:09,801
What do you think a guy called,
the God Butcher, would wish for?
1021
01:02:09,826 --> 01:02:13,072
If he seeks the altar of Eternity,
that means he could wipe us out at once.
1022
01:02:13,097 --> 01:02:16,115
- Zeus, we must act now.
- He's not going to make it.
1023
01:02:17,049 --> 01:02:18,580
He doesn't have the key.
1024
01:02:18,605 --> 01:02:20,486
Is this the
purpose of the gods?
1025
01:02:20,511 --> 01:02:23,322
To hide away in a
golden palace, like cowards?
1026
01:02:23,347 --> 01:02:25,449
Maybe we have lost our way.
1027
01:02:25,449 --> 01:02:27,511
You know what?
We're gonna stop him ourselves.
1028
01:02:27,536 --> 01:02:29,612
I am afraid,
I cannot allow that.
1029
01:02:30,254 --> 01:02:32,581
This is a secret place,
1030
01:02:32,606 --> 01:02:34,667
known only to the gods.
1031
01:02:34,692 --> 01:02:36,746
You know where we are...
1032
01:02:36,771 --> 01:02:39,204
The God Butcher could use you...
1033
01:02:39,228 --> 01:02:41,173
To find us.
1034
01:02:41,197 --> 01:02:42,419
This is not good.
1035
01:02:43,434 --> 01:02:44,635
So now...
1036
01:02:45,836 --> 01:02:47,559
You must stay.
1037
01:02:48,773 --> 01:02:49,585
Guards!
1038
01:02:52,452 --> 01:02:53,250
Hey!
1039
01:02:53,275 --> 01:02:54,478
Can we do
my plan now?
1040
01:02:54,478 --> 01:02:56,446
Yes,
rush his bum.
1041
01:02:56,471 --> 01:02:57,431
Hell, yeah!
1042
01:03:00,495 --> 01:03:02,222
Oy,
you didn't say "go".
1043
01:03:06,558 --> 01:03:07,590
Coming, guys.
1044
01:03:18,435 --> 01:03:19,535
Thor, catch!
1045
01:03:22,252 --> 01:03:23,152
Korg!
1046
01:03:42,818 --> 01:03:43,918
Val, duck!
1047
01:03:49,430 --> 01:03:50,382
Korg!
1048
01:03:52,836 --> 01:03:53,636
Thor.
1049
01:03:55,068 --> 01:03:56,248
Oh, no.
1050
01:03:56,273 --> 01:03:57,808
No!
Korg!
1051
01:03:57,808 --> 01:03:59,021
Thor!
1052
01:03:59,046 --> 01:04:00,483
I'm perishing.
1053
01:04:06,206 --> 01:04:07,206
Zeus!
1054
01:04:09,224 --> 01:04:10,932
You're next, Odinson!
1055
01:04:18,834 --> 01:04:20,909
That's the sound of lightning.
1056
01:04:27,935 --> 01:04:28,835
No.
1057
01:04:30,849 --> 01:04:31,909
Korgy!
1058
01:04:32,576 --> 01:04:34,517
Thor, I'm down here.
1059
01:04:34,541 --> 01:04:37,456
Great! Where are you?
1060
01:04:37,481 --> 01:04:38,527
- Here I am.
- Korgy!
1061
01:04:38,551 --> 01:04:39,990
I thought I died.
1062
01:04:40,014 --> 01:04:41,685
Yes!
You're alive!
1063
01:04:41,710 --> 01:04:45,020
Turns out, the only part of
the Kornan that's alive is its mouth.
1064
01:04:45,045 --> 01:04:47,158
Korgy, listen.
I need you to call the goats.
1065
01:04:47,158 --> 01:04:48,322
I'll do my best.
1066
01:04:48,347 --> 01:04:50,513
- My god, I need you alive.
- I won't mind.
1067
01:04:50,537 --> 01:04:51,537
Ready to go for a ride?
1068
01:04:56,224 --> 01:04:57,424
Now,
you got me six.
1069
01:04:57,982 --> 01:04:59,336
Eight o'clock, Val.
1070
01:04:59,962 --> 01:05:00,962
7:48!
1071
01:05:02,294 --> 01:05:03,658
You can do this, dammit.
1072
01:05:04,230 --> 01:05:05,122
That's not it.
1073
01:05:05,147 --> 01:05:06,153
That's not it.
1074
01:05:06,177 --> 01:05:07,238
Nope.
1075
01:05:07,263 --> 01:05:09,615
Come on, Korg.
Push those lips.
1076
01:05:23,357 --> 01:05:24,285
I did it!
1077
01:06:02,114 --> 01:06:06,401
And then the goat boat came in,
rescued us, and we flew out the window.
1078
01:06:06,426 --> 01:06:07,104
The end.
1079
01:06:07,104 --> 01:06:09,306
Another classic Thor adventure.
1080
01:06:09,306 --> 01:06:11,142
Can't believe you killed Zeus.
1081
01:06:11,142 --> 01:06:12,661
Well, you know what they say...
1082
01:06:12,686 --> 01:06:14,079
Never meet your heroes.
1083
01:06:15,746 --> 01:06:18,491
What's important is, we are on
our way to you, right now.
1084
01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:20,238
How are you guys doing?
Are you okay?
1085
01:06:20,263 --> 01:06:21,708
We're alright.
A little scared.
1086
01:06:21,733 --> 01:06:24,221
Well, listen. I know what
it's like to be scared.
1087
01:06:24,221 --> 01:06:26,073
And I'll tell you,
when I was your age...
1088
01:06:26,097 --> 01:06:27,992
I don't think I would
have been as brave as you.
1089
01:06:27,992 --> 01:06:28,826
Really?
1090
01:06:28,826 --> 01:06:31,908
In fact, you might just be the
bravest Asgardians that I've ever met.
1091
01:06:31,932 --> 01:06:33,138
All of you.
1092
01:06:33,163 --> 01:06:35,221
So I need you to keep
being brave, alright?
1093
01:06:35,245 --> 01:06:37,436
And take care of each other.
You're a team now.
1094
01:06:37,461 --> 01:06:39,054
Team kids in a cage.
1095
01:06:40,771 --> 01:06:41,972
Can you do that?
1096
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:44,565
Yeah.
I think we can do that.
1097
01:06:45,242 --> 01:06:46,242
I know you can.
1098
01:06:49,638 --> 01:06:51,142
Alright?
1099
01:06:51,166 --> 01:06:52,239
- Thor?
- Yeah?
1100
01:06:52,723 --> 01:06:54,270
I'm glad, I met my hero.
1101
01:06:54,295 --> 01:06:55,595
Wow.
Thanks, buddy.
1102
01:07:00,124 --> 01:07:01,325
How are the children?
1103
01:07:01,325 --> 01:07:03,360
As you can imagine, they're a
little bit scared because they're kids.
1104
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:05,429
But I told him that
everything is going to plan.
1105
01:07:05,429 --> 01:07:06,364
And so you lied to them.
1106
01:07:06,389 --> 01:07:07,498
You still have a plan?
1107
01:07:07,498 --> 01:07:08,665
- Yes, there's a plan.
- There's no plan.
1108
01:07:08,690 --> 01:07:10,901
- There is a plan.
- No, there's no plan.
1109
01:07:10,901 --> 01:07:13,204
We failed to raise a god army.
1110
01:07:13,204 --> 01:07:14,571
- Korg is dead.
- He's not dead.
1111
01:07:14,596 --> 01:07:16,333
- I'm not dead.
- Well, he's a head.
1112
01:07:16,357 --> 01:07:18,676
And you, you were properly humilated.
1113
01:07:18,709 --> 01:07:21,112
No, I got properly naked,
which I'm okay with.
1114
01:07:21,136 --> 01:07:22,957
- Jane?
- I was okay with it.
1115
01:07:22,982 --> 01:07:24,152
- Korg?
- I loved it.
1116
01:07:24,177 --> 01:07:28,152
We're not going into the Shadow Realm
weaker than we were before. We...
1117
01:07:28,152 --> 01:07:29,640
- We're gonna die.
- No one's gonna die.
1118
01:07:29,664 --> 01:07:30,721
- We...
- Okay.
1119
01:07:30,721 --> 01:07:33,157
Everything is fine.
We did great back there.
1120
01:07:33,157 --> 01:07:35,063
- We killed Zeus.
- You killed Zeus.
1121
01:07:35,088 --> 01:07:38,129
For you, that may or may not
be catastrophic for the whole universe.
1122
01:07:38,129 --> 01:07:38,922
And surely,
1123
01:07:38,946 --> 01:07:41,799
The entire god kingdom is probably gonna
hunt us down for the rest of our days.
1124
01:07:41,799 --> 01:07:44,611
But listen, you stole
this beautiful weapon.
1125
01:07:44,636 --> 01:07:46,504
Alright, this is the army right here.
1126
01:07:46,504 --> 01:07:49,800
It's sleek, it's slender,
it's powerful, it's beautiful.
1127
01:07:51,442 --> 01:07:52,696
Well, for you, I love it.
1128
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:53,819
For you, Valkyrie.
1129
01:07:53,844 --> 01:07:55,258
I mean, it's not
really what I'm into.
1130
01:07:55,283 --> 01:07:57,414
But I got my,
my weapon out there.
1131
01:07:57,439 --> 01:07:59,306
Can I borrow that for a sec?
1132
01:08:01,977 --> 01:08:04,822
Ah!
There you are, old friend.
1133
01:08:04,822 --> 01:08:07,150
That was quite
an entrance, back there.
1134
01:08:12,811 --> 01:08:14,106
Listen, uh...
1135
01:08:14,131 --> 01:08:15,908
We good?
1136
01:08:15,932 --> 01:08:16,976
Yeah?
1137
01:08:17,001 --> 01:08:20,532
I mean, I don't feel weird having
my ex weapon around, but come on.
1138
01:08:20,557 --> 01:08:22,563
Mjรถlnir, in the past.
1139
01:08:22,594 --> 01:08:24,224
It's you and me now, buddy.
1140
01:08:24,248 --> 01:08:25,048
You know what?
1141
01:08:25,817 --> 01:08:27,290
I think it's time
for your first beer.
1142
01:08:27,314 --> 01:08:28,235
What do you say?
1143
01:08:33,818 --> 01:08:34,618
Delicious.
1144
01:08:35,642 --> 01:08:37,822
I'm sorry we've been fighting lately.
1145
01:08:45,519 --> 01:08:46,386
Hey.
1146
01:08:47,031 --> 01:08:48,237
Oh, hey.
1147
01:08:50,901 --> 01:08:53,304
It's quite the...
view, huh?
1148
01:08:53,304 --> 01:08:54,405
Yeah, it's beautiful.
1149
01:08:54,405 --> 01:08:57,686
As I was saying, I was very, very
impressed with what you did back there.
1150
01:08:58,709 --> 01:09:00,084
You and Mjรถlnir.
1151
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:03,980
Yeah.
1152
01:09:06,816 --> 01:09:08,749
- In space, there are dolphins.
- What?
1153
01:09:08,774 --> 01:09:09,531
This...
1154
01:09:09,556 --> 01:09:11,246
You should see
some space dolphins.
1155
01:09:14,316 --> 01:09:15,832
Beautiful.
1156
01:09:15,857 --> 01:09:18,114
- God.
- They're so beautiful, so rare,
1157
01:09:18,139 --> 01:09:19,658
They're very loyal creatures.
1158
01:09:19,682 --> 01:09:21,273
They mate for life...
1159
01:09:21,297 --> 01:09:22,807
In packs of 6.
1160
01:09:22,979 --> 01:09:24,205
Just... love.
1161
01:09:27,638 --> 01:09:30,848
โซ Oh, brother.
Man, you look so hot โซ
1162
01:09:30,873 --> 01:09:34,494
โซ I wanna get in your rocks โซ
1163
01:09:34,518 --> 01:09:37,815
โซ When we get together,
we're gonna get it on โซ
1164
01:09:37,815 --> 01:09:41,352
โซ I'm gonna make some babies โซ
1165
01:09:41,961 --> 01:09:46,065
That is the song that my dad sang to
my other dad when they were courting.
1166
01:09:46,090 --> 01:09:49,201
When two Kronans want to make a baby,
they get together inside a mountain.
1167
01:09:49,226 --> 01:09:51,112
They go down to
a little lava pool.
1168
01:09:51,136 --> 01:09:52,730
They hold hands
over the hot lava.
1169
01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:54,298
And then after a month,
1170
01:09:54,298 --> 01:09:55,173
They pull their hands apart...
1171
01:09:55,198 --> 01:09:58,141
and they finally created a
beautiful new Kronan baby boy.
1172
01:09:58,166 --> 01:10:00,271
Oh, it's fascinating.
And hot.
1173
01:10:00,859 --> 01:10:02,183
Did you ever had
a special someone?
1174
01:10:02,207 --> 01:10:03,779
Oh, I've had...
1175
01:10:03,803 --> 01:10:05,209
many special someones.
1176
01:10:05,209 --> 01:10:07,583
But, I don't know.
1177
01:10:08,627 --> 01:10:09,747
I don't know if I want it again.
1178
01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:12,658
Is that because you lost your girlfriend
in battle and never forgave yourself?
1179
01:10:12,683 --> 01:10:15,439
And now, you're just trying to find
the answers in the bottom of the bottle.
1180
01:10:15,464 --> 01:10:18,540
And some meaningless goings-on,
which only serves to numb the pain.
1181
01:10:18,565 --> 01:10:21,164
Instead of bringing you
real happiness or satisfaction.
1182
01:10:21,188 --> 01:10:23,609
Yeah, something like that.
1183
01:10:26,235 --> 01:10:27,965
They're beautiful.
1184
01:10:27,965 --> 01:10:29,408
Beautiful thing.
1185
01:10:33,460 --> 01:10:34,351
Jane.
1186
01:10:34,984 --> 01:10:37,408
- What?
- I want to feel shitty about you.
1187
01:10:37,432 --> 01:10:38,332
What?
1188
01:10:40,258 --> 01:10:41,212
For me, I want...
1189
01:10:41,212 --> 01:10:42,622
I...
1190
01:10:42,646 --> 01:10:44,757
I want to feel shitty
about something.
1191
01:10:44,789 --> 01:10:46,446
I think that's you.
1192
01:10:46,471 --> 01:10:49,261
- Not really getting attached.
- Not as attached.
1193
01:10:49,286 --> 01:10:50,602
Well, uh...
1194
01:10:50,626 --> 01:10:53,145
My friend, he told me that
it was better to feel shitty
1195
01:10:54,391 --> 01:10:56,582
for losing love than it is
to never experience love,
1196
01:10:56,606 --> 01:10:59,427
and to feel nothing at all, and
feel empty and I think he was right.
1197
01:11:00,097 --> 01:11:02,700
Which is how I've been
feeling for a long time.
1198
01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:05,069
I push people away,
kept them at a distance
1199
01:11:05,069 --> 01:11:06,437
because of the fear of that loss.
1200
01:11:06,437 --> 01:11:08,271
But I don't want to do that anymore.
1201
01:11:08,296 --> 01:11:08,847
No, no, no.
1202
01:11:08,871 --> 01:11:10,608
Close off your heart
will seal the pain.
1203
01:11:10,608 --> 01:11:11,342
That's what I did.
1204
01:11:11,342 --> 01:11:14,103
Yes, I closed off my
heart and I meditated.
1205
01:11:14,127 --> 01:11:16,206
- You meditate?
- No, it's so boring.
1206
01:11:16,231 --> 01:11:19,049
It actually made
me more angry.
1207
01:11:19,049 --> 01:11:21,318
But I'm tired of giving
myself up as the idea of fate
1208
01:11:21,318 --> 01:11:23,796
and try to figure out what
the universe wants from me.
1209
01:11:23,821 --> 01:11:24,822
I want to live in the moment.
1210
01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:26,400
I wanted to live like
there's no tomorrow.
1211
01:11:26,425 --> 01:11:27,470
Throw caution to the wind.
1212
01:11:27,495 --> 01:11:31,061
I want...
I want to be with you, Jane.
1213
01:11:31,061 --> 01:11:32,571
What do you say?
1214
01:11:32,596 --> 01:11:34,282
I have cancer.
1215
01:11:36,967 --> 01:11:38,296
I'm sorry, what?
1216
01:11:38,321 --> 01:11:39,434
I'm dying.
1217
01:11:39,459 --> 01:11:41,013
- Wait, what is happening?
- God!
1218
01:11:41,038 --> 01:11:42,721
- I...
- No, no, no, no.
1219
01:11:42,745 --> 01:11:43,514
Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane.
1220
01:11:43,539 --> 01:11:44,909
- Wait, Jane.
- What did I say?
1221
01:11:44,909 --> 01:11:45,933
I didn't mean that.
1222
01:11:45,957 --> 01:11:46,977
Just kidding.
1223
01:11:46,977 --> 01:11:48,340
I...
1224
01:11:48,364 --> 01:11:50,209
don't have cancer.
1225
01:11:50,234 --> 01:11:52,366
I want to smash something.
1226
01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:53,651
Jane, I'm so sorry.
1227
01:11:53,651 --> 01:11:57,221
Don't be sorry.
1228
01:11:57,221 --> 01:11:59,231
When did you find out?
1229
01:11:59,255 --> 01:12:00,797
Um...
1230
01:12:00,822 --> 01:12:02,593
About six months ago.
I...
1231
01:12:02,593 --> 01:12:03,861
I was just feeling tired.
1232
01:12:03,886 --> 01:12:06,958
And then, they told
me I have stage four.
1233
01:12:06,982 --> 01:12:08,470
Get my fears in order.
1234
01:12:09,266 --> 01:12:11,789
And then, I heard Mjรถlnir
calling me and so...
1235
01:12:12,303 --> 01:12:13,572
I thought, maybe...
1236
01:12:13,596 --> 01:12:15,748
If science didn't help,
then maybe...
1237
01:12:15,773 --> 01:12:17,529
Viking space magic.
1238
01:12:19,151 --> 01:12:20,678
And that's why you came to New Asgard.
1239
01:12:20,678 --> 01:12:22,705
Yeah, I think the hammer...
1240
01:12:22,730 --> 01:12:24,737
Knew what would
be good for me and...
1241
01:12:27,614 --> 01:12:28,550
Maybe not.
1242
01:12:29,887 --> 01:12:32,323
Jane, none of us know how long we have.
1243
01:12:32,323 --> 01:12:34,925
You don't know
what tomorrow holds.
1244
01:12:34,925 --> 01:12:37,526
And Mjรถlnir,
Mjรถlnir chose you.
1245
01:12:38,295 --> 01:12:40,364
It chose you because
you are worthy.
1246
01:12:40,364 --> 01:12:41,941
And that's something.
1247
01:12:41,966 --> 01:12:44,450
When I first met you,
I was unworthy...
1248
01:12:44,474 --> 01:12:46,474
I was unable to
pick up my hammer.
1249
01:12:47,032 --> 01:12:51,337
You told me, there was no greater purpose
than to help those in need.
1250
01:12:52,042 --> 01:12:54,299
You made me worthy.
1251
01:12:55,526 --> 01:12:58,197
So whatever you wanna do,
we can do together.
1252
01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:04,044
Look, what do you wanna do?
1253
01:13:04,068 --> 01:13:06,733
I'm gonna get those
children back to their families.
1254
01:13:06,758 --> 01:13:09,133
I want to finish that mission.
1255
01:13:09,158 --> 01:13:10,679
Spoken like a true Thor.
1256
01:13:12,577 --> 01:13:13,819
How do you feel now?
1257
01:13:14,998 --> 01:13:16,006
So scared.
1258
01:13:17,434 --> 01:13:18,811
How do you feel?
1259
01:13:18,836 --> 01:13:20,039
Shitty.
1260
01:13:20,064 --> 01:13:21,019
How shitty?
1261
01:13:21,044 --> 01:13:22,179
Really shitty.
1262
01:13:33,717 --> 01:13:36,320
I wonder what those two
are talking about, out there.
1263
01:13:36,320 --> 01:13:37,888
Yeah, they're not talking.
1264
01:13:37,888 --> 01:13:40,291
Oh!
1265
01:13:40,291 --> 01:13:43,146
Do you think those two will ever
hold hands over a hot lava pool
1266
01:13:43,170 --> 01:13:44,933
to make a Thor baby?
1267
01:13:46,597 --> 01:13:48,837
Unlikely, sadly.
1268
01:13:48,862 --> 01:13:50,643
Oh, that's too bad.
1269
01:13:50,668 --> 01:13:52,479
I think Thor would make a great dad.
1270
01:13:55,258 --> 01:13:57,118
Hey!
We're here.
1271
01:14:05,694 --> 01:14:07,494
This is where color goes.
1272
01:14:40,543 --> 01:14:41,743
They're not here.
1273
01:14:47,391 --> 01:14:48,391
Where are they?
1274
01:15:07,839 --> 01:15:09,339
The hell is this place?
1275
01:15:37,634 --> 01:15:40,034
Bifrost is the key.
1276
01:15:49,070 --> 01:15:50,338
It's a trap!
1277
01:16:07,671 --> 01:16:10,168
Can you tell me why you just threw
Stormbreaker out the window?
1278
01:16:10,193 --> 01:16:12,399
He needs it to open the gates of Eternity.
1279
01:16:43,834 --> 01:16:45,309
We really have to
stop meeting like this.
1280
01:16:45,309 --> 01:16:46,513
Call the ax.
1281
01:16:46,538 --> 01:16:48,264
I'll call the ax when
you call the dentist.
1282
01:16:48,289 --> 01:16:50,929
Call the ax.
1283
01:16:50,954 --> 01:16:53,409
Tell me where the children
are or I'm gonna kill...
1284
01:17:00,270 --> 01:17:01,598
Call the ax.
1285
01:17:08,736 --> 01:17:11,335
How ungodly you are.
1286
01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:13,946
You know nothing
1287
01:17:13,971 --> 01:17:15,234
of being a god.
1288
01:17:17,374 --> 01:17:19,643
You went to the gods for help
1289
01:17:19,643 --> 01:17:22,159
and they did nothing.
1290
01:17:22,183 --> 01:17:24,452
We're alike, in that sense.
1291
01:17:25,216 --> 01:17:27,118
He's nothing like you.
1292
01:17:27,118 --> 01:17:28,618
What was that?
1293
01:17:31,522 --> 01:17:33,518
I said, he's nothing like you.
1294
01:17:33,542 --> 01:17:36,894
That's right.
I'm not a hypocrite.
1295
01:17:36,894 --> 01:17:39,972
I'm truly creating peace.
1296
01:17:39,997 --> 01:17:41,503
You're murdering innocent gods.
1297
01:17:41,528 --> 01:17:42,738
Innocent?
1298
01:17:43,734 --> 01:17:44,954
Are you a Valkyrie?
1299
01:17:44,978 --> 01:17:46,237
Huh?
1300
01:17:46,237 --> 01:17:48,637
Haha, how exciting.
1301
01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:53,010
Oh, my gosh.
They're onto you too.
1302
01:17:53,010 --> 01:17:56,970
Your sisterhood was led to slaughter.
1303
01:17:58,683 --> 01:18:00,878
Did you pray to the gods...
1304
01:18:00,903 --> 01:18:05,389
When the women you loved
laid dying on the battlefield?
1305
01:18:06,949 --> 01:18:09,836
Did you beg them for help...
1306
01:18:09,860 --> 01:18:11,972
As your family was massacred?
1307
01:18:14,765 --> 01:18:16,319
Good chat.
1308
01:18:19,670 --> 01:18:21,213
This one...
1309
01:18:21,238 --> 01:18:23,949
You're interesting.
1310
01:18:23,974 --> 01:18:25,403
You're different.
1311
01:18:26,410 --> 01:18:27,980
Yes.
1312
01:18:30,462 --> 01:18:32,462
Awh...
1313
01:18:35,886 --> 01:18:37,514
You're dying.
1314
01:18:38,819 --> 01:18:40,296
I'm sorry.
1315
01:18:41,246 --> 01:18:43,223
We're on the same path.
1316
01:18:45,230 --> 01:18:48,769
Just as the sword empowered me.
1317
01:18:49,441 --> 01:18:52,425
The hammer empowered you.
1318
01:18:52,450 --> 01:18:55,425
But it did nothing
to change your fate.
1319
01:18:56,240 --> 01:18:59,383
The gods will use you...
1320
01:19:00,109 --> 01:19:02,937
But they will not help you.
1321
01:19:03,314 --> 01:19:05,036
There is no...
1322
01:19:05,060 --> 01:19:07,765
eternal reward...
1323
01:19:07,790 --> 01:19:09,563
for us.
1324
01:19:15,163 --> 01:19:17,262
She'll be gone soon.
1325
01:19:18,362 --> 01:19:20,664
And you know who won't help her?
1326
01:19:20,664 --> 01:19:22,213
I give you one guess.
1327
01:19:33,171 --> 01:19:34,954
I know your pain.
1328
01:19:34,979 --> 01:19:37,187
Love is pain.
1329
01:19:41,416 --> 01:19:44,689
I had a daughter once.
1330
01:19:44,713 --> 01:19:48,850
I put my faith in a higher power,
hoping it will save her.
1331
01:19:49,693 --> 01:19:51,195
And she...
1332
01:19:52,273 --> 01:19:53,873
died.
1333
01:19:58,369 --> 01:20:00,404
Now I understand...
1334
01:20:00,404 --> 01:20:03,349
My daughter is the lucky one.
1335
01:20:03,374 --> 01:20:06,809
She does not have to grow up in a world...
1336
01:20:06,834 --> 01:20:10,459
Of suffering and pain
1337
01:20:10,484 --> 01:20:15,510
run by wicked gods.
1338
01:20:16,287 --> 01:20:19,722
Choose love.
1339
01:20:19,747 --> 01:20:23,926
Call the ax.
1340
01:20:31,973 --> 01:20:36,465
Call the ax.
1341
01:21:12,243 --> 01:21:15,179
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1342
01:21:17,153 --> 01:21:18,749
Hmm, I want to kill that guy.
1343
01:21:18,749 --> 01:21:21,420
So do I, but we have
to take him alive.
1344
01:21:21,445 --> 01:21:23,356
He's our only link to
finding those children.
1345
01:22:36,921 --> 01:22:39,268
Oh!
Thank you, Mr. Goat.
1346
01:23:11,977 --> 01:23:12,997
Val!
1347
01:23:23,939 --> 01:23:25,576
We gotta get her out of here.
1348
01:23:35,674 --> 01:23:36,720
I got you.
1349
01:23:47,704 --> 01:23:49,467
The goats are here.
Come on, let's go.
1350
01:23:49,467 --> 01:23:51,635
Stormbreaker, take us home.
1351
01:24:49,379 --> 01:24:52,689
Look, there are other, more aggressive
forms of treatment we can try,
1352
01:24:52,722 --> 01:24:56,734
but something's affecting her
body's ability to fight the cancer.
1353
01:24:56,734 --> 01:24:58,034
I'm sorry, Thor.
1354
01:25:12,616 --> 01:25:14,471
Oh, there you are.
1355
01:25:14,496 --> 01:25:15,506
What's going on out there?
1356
01:25:15,531 --> 01:25:18,697
Oh, some moron made a fridge
without a door. Can you believe it?
1357
01:25:18,722 --> 01:25:22,089
Don't you worry, I got it open
and got you all sorts of goodies.
1358
01:25:22,114 --> 01:25:22,976
How's Val?
1359
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:25,596
Oh, she's in a lot of pain,
uh, but she is stable.
1360
01:25:25,596 --> 01:25:26,939
Okay, good.
1361
01:25:26,964 --> 01:25:28,854
Now, I just gotta get this...
1362
01:25:28,879 --> 01:25:30,418
- out of my...
- Woah! No, no, no.
1363
01:25:30,443 --> 01:25:31,214
That's gotta stay in there.
1364
01:25:31,239 --> 01:25:34,980
That's all the magic potions
and elixirs doing their thing, so...
1365
01:25:35,005 --> 01:25:36,157
Just gonna pop out for a moment.
1366
01:25:36,181 --> 01:25:37,783
Pick up the kids.
Uh, kill a bad guy.
1367
01:25:37,808 --> 01:25:40,244
And then, I'll come straight back.
1368
01:25:40,244 --> 01:25:42,346
You're going without me?
1369
01:25:42,371 --> 01:25:43,617
Uh, yeah.
1370
01:25:43,641 --> 01:25:45,542
What happened to like...
doing everything together?
1371
01:25:45,916 --> 01:25:47,985
He's gonna use those kids
to distract you.
1372
01:25:47,985 --> 01:25:48,752
You need me.
1373
01:25:48,752 --> 01:25:50,013
I do need you, Jane.
1374
01:25:50,037 --> 01:25:51,244
I need you alive.
1375
01:25:51,655 --> 01:25:53,090
Would be great to have
you on the battlefield.
1376
01:25:53,090 --> 01:25:54,558
Fighting Gorr side by side,
1377
01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:56,493
but that hammer is killing you.
1378
01:25:57,695 --> 01:26:00,865
Every time you use it,
it's draining all of your mortal strength,
1379
01:26:00,865 --> 01:26:03,187
leaving your body unable
to fight the cancer.
1380
01:26:03,991 --> 01:26:06,212
What happened to live
like there's no tomorrow?
1381
01:26:06,237 --> 01:26:08,213
It was before I knew
you might not have one.
1382
01:26:08,238 --> 01:26:09,564
Why not have
one more adventure?
1383
01:26:09,589 --> 01:26:11,709
Jane, if there's a chance to live.
You have to take it.
1384
01:26:11,709 --> 01:26:14,799
Spoken like a true Thor
who does not have cancer.
1385
01:26:18,149 --> 01:26:22,409
I know, I seem like some cool
astrophysicist from New Mexico.
1386
01:26:22,434 --> 01:26:23,354
Just living the dream.
1387
01:26:23,354 --> 01:26:25,356
But, look at me.
1388
01:26:25,356 --> 01:26:27,057
I wanna keep fighting.
1389
01:26:27,057 --> 01:26:28,859
I'm the Mighty Thor.
1390
01:26:28,859 --> 01:26:30,127
And you want me not to do that?
1391
01:26:30,127 --> 01:26:32,630
What's the point of
more time than this?
1392
01:26:33,898 --> 01:26:35,398
Because I love you.
1393
01:26:38,059 --> 01:26:39,764
I've always loved you.
1394
01:26:40,771 --> 01:26:43,641
And this is a chance, for us.
1395
01:26:43,641 --> 01:26:46,897
If you pick up that damn hammer
again, then that chance is gone.
1396
01:26:59,064 --> 01:27:00,384
It's your choice, Jane.
1397
01:27:01,845 --> 01:27:03,540
But I'd regret it,
every single day.
1398
01:27:03,565 --> 01:27:06,888
If I didn't ask you to stay here, so we
can try and figure this out together.
1399
01:27:09,767 --> 01:27:12,536
You better come back to me.
1400
01:27:12,536 --> 01:27:15,012
I'm coming back,
as soon as I can.
1401
01:27:17,015 --> 01:27:18,062
Break a leg.
1402
01:27:18,087 --> 01:27:19,624
I'll break all his legs.
1403
01:27:33,132 --> 01:27:35,668
Remember that, the gate
to Eternity is at the literal center...
1404
01:27:35,693 --> 01:27:36,383
- of the universe.
- Universe.
1405
01:27:36,408 --> 01:27:37,728
- You have to pass the comet.
- Yes.
1406
01:27:37,728 --> 01:27:39,063
Yes, yes. I know.
We've been over this.
1407
01:27:39,063 --> 01:27:40,781
I'm not going to get lost.
1408
01:27:40,806 --> 01:27:43,200
So how are you feeling
with the old stab wound?
1409
01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:45,945
- I think I lost my kidney
- Gone? Completely?
1410
01:27:45,970 --> 01:27:47,860
I wish I could join you, but...
1411
01:27:47,885 --> 01:27:50,046
I'd probably die and that
won't help get the kids back.
1412
01:27:50,071 --> 01:27:51,931
So you'll have
to go it alone.
1413
01:27:51,956 --> 01:27:54,687
All you have to do,
is destroy that sword.
1414
01:27:54,712 --> 01:27:56,147
It's his source of power.
1415
01:27:56,147 --> 01:27:57,662
You won't survive
long without it.
1416
01:27:59,423 --> 01:28:01,701
Hey, don't die.
1417
01:28:01,726 --> 01:28:02,866
Hell, no.
1418
01:28:56,647 --> 01:28:58,347
Eternity.
1419
01:29:00,688 --> 01:29:02,108
Finally.
1420
01:29:44,157 --> 01:29:45,548
Hey, kids.
1421
01:29:47,837 --> 01:29:49,260
I knew you'd come.
1422
01:29:51,312 --> 01:29:52,713
Go, kids.
1423
01:30:01,045 --> 01:30:02,309
Everyone okay?
1424
01:30:02,334 --> 01:30:04,275
Alright, gather round.
Gather round.
1425
01:30:04,275 --> 01:30:05,537
Good to see you, in person.
1426
01:30:05,562 --> 01:30:07,118
Thank goodness.
1427
01:30:17,794 --> 01:30:19,339
Alright, listen up!
Here's the plan.
1428
01:30:19,364 --> 01:30:21,634
We sneak our way towards Stormbreaker,
1429
01:30:21,659 --> 01:30:25,663
Being very careful not to bump into,
any of those big shadow monsters.
1430
01:30:27,315 --> 01:30:28,697
They're behind me, aren't they?
1431
01:30:33,971 --> 01:30:35,939
Does anyone here
have battle experience?
1432
01:30:37,064 --> 01:30:38,927
Well, no time to
learn like the present.
1433
01:30:38,951 --> 01:30:40,486
But, we're not
strong like you.
1434
01:30:40,511 --> 01:30:41,309
We're just kids.
1435
01:30:41,333 --> 01:30:43,722
Hey, don't forget.
You're Asgardian kids.
1436
01:30:43,747 --> 01:30:44,482
I'm not.
1437
01:30:44,482 --> 01:30:47,760
- I'm just a Lightfusion.
- And I'm a Ligathian kid.
1438
01:30:47,785 --> 01:30:48,919
Okay.
Okay.
1439
01:30:48,919 --> 01:30:51,355
But today,
you're Asgardians.
1440
01:30:51,355 --> 01:30:52,765
Now, collect your weapons.
1441
01:30:52,789 --> 01:30:53,800
What?
1442
01:30:53,825 --> 01:30:55,903
Go and find anything
you can pick up.
1443
01:30:55,928 --> 01:30:57,251
And bring it back here.
1444
01:30:57,275 --> 01:30:58,633
Hurry, hurry.
1445
01:31:01,719 --> 01:31:03,461
They're getting closer,
hurry up.
1446
01:31:06,028 --> 01:31:09,498
Today, is a day that
will go down in history.
1447
01:31:10,516 --> 01:31:14,047
Today's a day they'll talk
about for generations to come.
1448
01:31:14,072 --> 01:31:17,089
Today, we are Space Vikings!
1449
01:31:17,114 --> 01:31:19,447
Present...
arms!
1450
01:31:24,276 --> 01:31:26,050
Whosoever
hold these weapons
1451
01:31:26,075 --> 01:31:28,585
and believes in going home
if they be true of heart.
1452
01:31:28,609 --> 01:31:31,438
is therefore
worthy and shall possess...
1453
01:31:32,632 --> 01:31:34,650
For a limited time only.
1454
01:31:34,675 --> 01:31:38,441
The power of Thor!
1455
01:31:47,711 --> 01:31:48,992
General Axl...
1456
01:31:50,815 --> 01:31:53,186
Lead your army
to that ax.
1457
01:31:53,211 --> 01:31:55,152
We shall do our work...
1458
01:31:56,056 --> 01:31:57,506
For Asgard.
1459
01:34:12,562 --> 01:34:13,562
Jane.
1460
01:34:31,142 --> 01:34:32,638
Destroy that sword
and he's dead.
1461
01:34:32,663 --> 01:34:35,488
The gate is almost open.
You gotta stop Stormbreaker.
1462
01:34:35,513 --> 01:34:37,397
It's okay.
I got him.
1463
01:34:44,985 --> 01:34:47,016
Stormbreaker, stop this!
1464
01:34:47,041 --> 01:34:48,822
Get a hold of yourself.
Look what you're doing.
1465
01:34:48,847 --> 01:34:50,254
I'm gonna get you out of there.
1466
01:34:51,206 --> 01:34:52,206
Come on!
1467
01:34:58,849 --> 01:35:02,439
Let go of my friend!
1468
01:35:06,374 --> 01:35:08,087
You've lost, Lady Thor.
1469
01:35:15,352 --> 01:35:16,520
First off,
1470
01:35:16,545 --> 01:35:19,029
the name is Mighty Thor.
1471
01:35:20,946 --> 01:35:22,368
Secondly...
1472
01:35:22,393 --> 01:35:25,263
If you can't say Mighty Thor,
1473
01:35:25,288 --> 01:35:29,358
I'll accept Dr. Jane Foster!
1474
01:35:33,137 --> 01:35:34,617
Thirdly,
1475
01:35:34,641 --> 01:35:37,668
eat my hammer!
1476
01:35:46,222 --> 01:35:48,339
Stormbreaker!
1477
01:35:52,656 --> 01:35:54,241
I knew you could do it.
1478
01:35:55,093 --> 01:35:57,374
Axl!
Get them home.
1479
01:37:45,848 --> 01:37:46,889
Jane?
1480
01:37:47,373 --> 01:37:48,184
I'm okay.
1481
01:37:49,278 --> 01:37:50,578
You gotta stop him.
1482
01:38:20,385 --> 01:38:21,667
Gorr, stop!
1483
01:38:26,377 --> 01:38:30,537
What kind of father
would I be, if I stopped.
1484
01:38:34,952 --> 01:38:37,311
I know your pain,
but this isn't the way.
1485
01:38:39,657 --> 01:38:42,852
It's not death
or revenge that you seek.
1486
01:38:45,596 --> 01:38:47,596
What do I seek?
1487
01:39:01,378 --> 01:39:02,635
You seek love.
1488
01:39:05,828 --> 01:39:06,828
Love?
1489
01:39:08,185 --> 01:39:10,888
Why should I seek love?
1490
01:39:10,913 --> 01:39:13,139
Because that's all
any of us want.
1491
01:39:15,233 --> 01:39:21,799
How dare, you turn
your back on me.
1492
01:39:21,799 --> 01:39:23,709
You won, Gorr.
1493
01:39:23,734 --> 01:39:27,138
Why would I spend my last moments
with you, when I can be with her?
1494
01:39:28,572 --> 01:39:30,143
I choose love.
1495
01:39:30,168 --> 01:39:32,371
You can, too.
You can bring her back.
1496
01:39:37,047 --> 01:39:38,492
Make your wish.
1497
01:40:09,847 --> 01:40:11,148
I'm dying.
1498
01:40:12,716 --> 01:40:14,218
She would have no one.
1499
01:40:15,418 --> 01:40:17,218
She would be alone.
1500
01:40:24,595 --> 01:40:26,295
She won't be alone.
1501
01:41:37,099 --> 01:41:38,099
My love.
1502
01:41:48,263 --> 01:41:50,663
I've missed you,
so much.
1503
01:41:53,047 --> 01:41:55,047
I've missed you, too.
1504
01:41:58,215 --> 01:42:00,796
- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
1505
01:42:02,754 --> 01:42:05,449
As soon as I picked up that hammer...
1506
01:42:07,134 --> 01:42:10,994
It's like...
I've gotten an extra life.
1507
01:42:12,269 --> 01:42:15,567
It's just...
1508
01:42:15,592 --> 01:42:16,941
Magical.
1509
01:42:19,977 --> 01:42:22,109
Not too bad for a human.
1510
01:42:23,661 --> 01:42:25,703
Not too bad for a god.
1511
01:42:27,624 --> 01:42:30,487
I think I figured
out my catchphrase.
1512
01:42:30,512 --> 01:42:32,656
- Really? What is it?
- Come closer.
1513
01:42:38,043 --> 01:42:39,645
Perfect.
1514
01:42:39,670 --> 01:42:42,412
- It's the best one yet.
- Thank you.
1515
01:42:50,101 --> 01:42:52,390
Keep your heart open.
1516
01:42:57,724 --> 01:42:59,450
I love you.
1517
01:43:00,677 --> 01:43:02,677
I love you too.
1518
01:43:47,542 --> 01:43:49,549
Protect her.
1519
01:43:50,622 --> 01:43:52,022
Protect my love.
1520
01:44:25,970 --> 01:44:28,989
Let me tell you the
legend of the Space Viking.
1521
01:44:29,013 --> 01:44:30,616
a.k.a
1522
01:44:30,641 --> 01:44:32,403
"The Mighty Thor".
1523
01:44:32,427 --> 01:44:33,785
a.k.a
1524
01:44:33,810 --> 01:44:36,052
"Dr. Jane Foster".
1525
01:44:38,043 --> 01:44:43,833
Her sacrifice saved the universe and
taught us all what it means to be worthy.
1526
01:44:44,735 --> 01:44:46,934
She helped the
children of the gods.
1527
01:44:46,959 --> 01:44:49,198
Who laser beamed
their way back home,
1528
01:44:49,223 --> 01:44:53,632
to their dozy, little fishing
village turned tourist destination.
1529
01:44:53,657 --> 01:44:55,751
Mommy!
1530
01:44:55,776 --> 01:44:57,420
Look at you!
1531
01:44:57,445 --> 01:44:58,737
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm okay.
1532
01:44:58,762 --> 01:45:00,054
- Are you sure?
- I'm okay.
1533
01:45:00,292 --> 01:45:02,718
The kids were safe
to be kids again.
1534
01:45:04,628 --> 01:45:05,554
Widen your stance.
1535
01:45:05,579 --> 01:45:09,501
Especially after their king, made
them all go to self-defense classes.
1536
01:45:09,526 --> 01:45:12,582
- Look at all those budding Space Vikings.
- And the most important part,
1537
01:45:12,640 --> 01:45:15,616
The war cry!
1538
01:45:15,641 --> 01:45:17,223
Even Heimdall's son,
1539
01:45:17,248 --> 01:45:18,669
Axl Heimdallson,
1540
01:45:18,694 --> 01:45:21,252
who could now do his
dad's freaky eye magic,
1541
01:45:21,277 --> 01:45:23,421
was becoming
quite the warrior.
1542
01:45:23,446 --> 01:45:25,811
The future of Asgard was secure.
1543
01:45:27,503 --> 01:45:28,753
Speaking of futures,
1544
01:45:28,778 --> 01:45:30,454
I was forging one of my own.
1545
01:45:30,479 --> 01:45:32,602
Now, that my body
has grown back.
1546
01:45:32,666 --> 01:45:35,150
With a dude I met called Dwayne.
1547
01:45:37,145 --> 01:45:38,567
What about Thor, you ask?
1548
01:45:39,343 --> 01:45:41,545
He embarked on a new journey.
1549
01:45:41,545 --> 01:45:44,048
Because he had found something to live for.
1550
01:45:44,048 --> 01:45:46,036
Something to love for.
1551
01:45:46,060 --> 01:45:49,195
A little someone who
turned him from sad god
1552
01:45:49,220 --> 01:45:50,630
into dad god.
1553
01:45:50,654 --> 01:45:52,456
Breakfast is served, bon appetit.
1554
01:45:53,438 --> 01:45:54,434
Hello!
1555
01:45:54,458 --> 01:45:55,520
There you go!
1556
01:45:55,544 --> 01:45:57,828
Hey!
Breakfast!
1557
01:45:57,828 --> 01:45:58,929
Excuse me.
1558
01:45:59,663 --> 01:46:00,731
What is that?
1559
01:46:00,731 --> 01:46:02,553
They're...
They're panflaps from Earth.
1560
01:46:02,578 --> 01:46:04,543
I don't think
I like panflaps.
1561
01:46:04,568 --> 01:46:05,701
- You love them.
- No, I don't.
1562
01:46:05,726 --> 01:46:07,724
- Yes, you do.
- Never had that in my life.
1563
01:46:07,749 --> 01:46:09,774
Come on, eat up.
We have to go. We're gonna be late.
1564
01:46:09,774 --> 01:46:12,530
- Now, where are your boots?
- I'm wearing them.
1565
01:46:12,897 --> 01:46:14,378
You're not wearing those.
1566
01:46:14,378 --> 01:46:16,082
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
1567
01:46:16,107 --> 01:46:18,514
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
1568
01:46:18,539 --> 01:46:20,421
Go to hell, demon!
1569
01:46:22,928 --> 01:46:24,296
It's brand new.
Now, destroyed.
1570
01:46:24,321 --> 01:46:26,023
Thank you very much.
1571
01:46:26,023 --> 01:46:27,958
You know what,
you wear what you want.
1572
01:46:27,958 --> 01:46:29,583
Don't come complaining to
me when your feet get sore.
1573
01:46:29,608 --> 01:46:31,706
Alright, you get no
sympathy here from me.
1574
01:46:31,731 --> 01:46:34,398
Ugh, fine.
I'll wear the boots.
1575
01:46:34,398 --> 01:46:35,065
Thank you.
1576
01:46:35,065 --> 01:46:37,264
I remember what
my mother used to tell me.
1577
01:46:37,288 --> 01:46:38,344
Listen to the grown ups.
1578
01:46:38,369 --> 01:46:40,545
And if you see anyone
scared or being picked on,
1579
01:46:40,569 --> 01:46:41,981
- Look after them. Okay?
- Okay.
1580
01:46:42,006 --> 01:46:43,596
Most of all, have fun.
1581
01:46:43,620 --> 01:46:45,248
- Gotcha.
- Gotcha.
1582
01:46:45,272 --> 01:46:47,341
Now, where is Mjรถlnir?
Where did I put it?
1583
01:46:47,366 --> 01:46:48,807
Over there,
sleeping in the bed.
1584
01:46:48,832 --> 01:46:50,894
It's in the bed.
1585
01:46:51,828 --> 01:46:52,628
Oh, wow!
1586
01:46:55,033 --> 01:46:57,588
That is not coming off.
1587
01:46:57,588 --> 01:46:58,906
What did you do?
1588
01:46:58,931 --> 01:47:01,110
Eh, she looked boring before.
1589
01:47:02,095 --> 01:47:03,035
Ah!
1590
01:47:03,060 --> 01:47:03,868
Supposed it did.
1591
01:47:03,892 --> 01:47:04,763
I love it.
1592
01:47:05,185 --> 01:47:06,333
Very creative.
1593
01:47:10,799 --> 01:47:12,139
Okay...
1594
01:47:12,163 --> 01:47:14,970
Now, see the aliens down there?
The stripy ones?
1595
01:47:14,971 --> 01:47:15,781
They look nice.
1596
01:47:15,806 --> 01:47:16,674
Yeah, they are nice.
1597
01:47:16,674 --> 01:47:17,771
That's why we have
to look after them.
1598
01:47:17,796 --> 01:47:18,713
Got it.
1599
01:47:18,737 --> 01:47:20,193
Protect the nice ones.
1600
01:47:21,104 --> 01:47:21,939
I love you, sweetie.
1601
01:47:21,972 --> 01:47:23,192
Love you, Uncle Thor.
1602
01:47:26,217 --> 01:47:27,942
They will always
be there for us.
1603
01:47:27,967 --> 01:47:31,185
The Space Viking
and his girl born from Eternity,
1604
01:47:31,536 --> 01:47:33,122
with the powers of a god.
1605
01:47:35,942 --> 01:47:37,083
Two warrios...
1606
01:47:37,747 --> 01:47:40,911
Fighting the good fight
for those who can't fight good.
1607
01:47:46,466 --> 01:47:50,004
The have travelled far
and have been given many names.
1608
01:47:50,716 --> 01:47:52,879
But to those who know them best,
1609
01:47:53,372 --> 01:47:54,950
They're simply known
1610
01:47:54,975 --> 01:47:57,177
as Love and Thunder.
1611
01:49:45,035 --> 01:49:49,597
It used to be that being a god,
meant something.
1612
01:49:50,868 --> 01:49:53,504
People will whisper your name...
1613
01:49:53,529 --> 01:49:56,799
Before sharing their
deepest hopes and dreams.
1614
01:49:58,539 --> 01:50:01,408
They begged you for mercy...
1615
01:50:01,408 --> 01:50:06,576
Without ever knowing,
if you're actually listening.
1616
01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:07,936
Now...
1617
01:50:08,349 --> 01:50:10,985
You know, they look to the sky.
1618
01:50:10,985 --> 01:50:13,892
They don't ask us for lightning.
1619
01:50:13,917 --> 01:50:16,991
They don't ask us for rain.
1620
01:50:16,991 --> 01:50:21,288
They just want to see one
of their so-called superheroes.
1621
01:50:24,532 --> 01:50:26,797
When did we become the joke?
1622
01:50:29,868 --> 01:50:31,821
No.
1623
01:50:32,173 --> 01:50:34,134
No.
1624
01:50:35,177 --> 01:50:38,137
They will fear us again...
1625
01:50:38,162 --> 01:50:41,396
When Thor Odinson falls from the sky.
1626
01:50:44,485 --> 01:50:47,939
Do you understand me, Hercules?
1627
01:50:47,964 --> 01:50:50,380
Do you understand, my son?
1628
01:50:50,404 --> 01:50:52,275
Yes, father.
1629
01:57:40,985 --> 01:57:42,298
Oh, hey!
1630
01:57:43,915 --> 01:57:45,603
Jane Foster.
1631
01:57:46,439 --> 01:57:47,493
Heimdall?
1632
01:57:48,591 --> 01:57:49,919
I see you're dead now.
1633
01:57:50,044 --> 01:57:51,638
Uhh... yeah.
1634
01:57:52,403 --> 01:57:53,981
Thank you for looking after my son.
1635
01:57:55,153 --> 01:57:57,841
You are very welcome here
to the land of the gods.
1636
01:58:02,616 --> 01:58:04,093
Welcome to Valhalla.
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