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One contest...
Jon, one song...
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Trust me.
Hit the fucking brakes.
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This place looks sweet.
I'll get the boards.
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That's my boy.
Yeah, fuck you.
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Hey. Who is this guy?
Some freak from Santa Clara.
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- Don't worry about him.
Who gives a fuck?
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No, I'm not worried about it,
I'm just saying.
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Listen, man, this is fucking America,
man, not fucking Zimbabwe.
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Zimbabwe? Yo, fucking Caribbean, bitch.
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How many times I gotta remind you?
Kiss my ass.
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Yo, leave this motherfucker here, man.
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I'll drive Miss Daisy,
I'll drive your ass home, bitch.
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Drive this surfboard right up your...
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Let's go.
We're breaking in!
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Hey. Keep it down.
Shut up!
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- Shut up!
Why, are you scared?
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Yeah. Yeah, I'm scared.
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- Don't drop my board or I'll cut your throat.
Take this, Aryan bitch.
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I don't know where you found this
swastika-waving wannabe skinhead.
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- Get the fuck away from me.
Fucking psycho.
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Wait till you see the reaction on his face.
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Yo, it's corn-fed, fucking...
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What the fuck are you doing
on my beach?
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What you say, fussy?
You're too red-eyed.
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You don't run this thing.
You run your pussy-whore blood-clot.
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He says that you don't own the ocean.
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Is that a fact?
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Let me tell you something.
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I own every drop of water
between here and the lighthouse...
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...as well as the sand
and everything on it.
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Which I guess now includes you.
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Hey, you know what? Fuck that.
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Why don't you just blow me,
you old fuck?
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Hey. Take it easy, man.
We're done here, anyway.
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Uh-uh. We're just getting started.
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- Jesus.
- We jumped your gate, it's not like...
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...we went for a swim in your pool.
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- We'd never go into anyone's house.
- Unless we were invited.
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Hey.
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Make sure you take the head.
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Yo. Suck my dick, bitch.
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Hey, Shane. Check this out.
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Ow. Fucking...
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I think I hit the spine.
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Oh, you son of a bitch.
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You fucking...
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Clear the shot.
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There you go.
You ain't talking shit now, you bitch.
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Not bad, right?
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Not bad, not bad.
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Not bad at all.
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Right, little sister?
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Thank you.
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- Told you this was gonna work out.
- Yeah? Then where's the sun?
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The sun's overrated.
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Gives you wrinkles.
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- Chris.
- Come on.
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Get out.
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Be nice.
I'm always nice.
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You're the one with the temper.
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Now, see? That wasn't nice.
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You're such an ass.
Yup.
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Coming.
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- Oh, my goodness, look at you.
- Hi. Hey, Aunt Jillian.
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I wasn't expecting you for ages,
you're so early.
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We didn't know how long it would take.
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The last time I saw you,
you were this high.
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- I drank my milk.
- Come here.
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You drank your milk, you silly...
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And Nicole, come here. Come here.
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Let me look at you.
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You're so beautiful. You...
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You look so much like your mom.
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- It's totally blowing my mind.
Thanks.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry that I didn't...
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- That's okay, Aunt Jillian.
- Didn't know...
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Aunt Jillian.
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- Thank you.
- Look at me.
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Let's get you guys situated.
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So this is what we call in the business
"a diamond in the rough. "
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It's got great bones,
but it could use a little sprucing up.
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There we go.
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So there's the kitchen over there
and some storage over there.
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Sleeping space here, living...
Come this way.
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Half-bath through there...
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...and it creates a very nice
rustic-y charm, feng-shui-type flow...
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...that leads us straight out to... Come on.
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- this out to here.
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There we go. Ta-da!
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Beautiful.
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Just watch that step there.
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So lots of fresh air...
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Scat. Scat.
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Just ignore the old guy.
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I was thinking 650 a month,
how does that sound?
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Six-fifty?
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I know, I know. I could be getting
at least 800, but what am I gonna do?
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Charge you guys full price?
You're family.
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Well, it sounds good.
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It is so great having you both here.
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Here's the keys.
Remember, Jillian with a J.
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I thought she was gonna let us
stay here for free.
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Well, yeah. So did I.
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Does this even work?
Yeah. I'm sure it's fine.
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- Plug it in, dust it off.
- It doesn't work.
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Hey, Nicole. Check this out.
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Oh, my God.
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We're gonna put this up right now.
These have got to go up.
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It's a safety hazard.
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Right there on that nail, right there.
- Oh, oh, wait. There?
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Now this place has everything.
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Chris, where are we gonna sleep?
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No, no, no. There's a bedroom back here,
and we have that futon.
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Maybe we can pick up
another futon, used, for right over there.
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- A futon? A used futon?
- Yeah.
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Great. Yeah.
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You know, I bet this is
just like college, only not cool.
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You know what?
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Maybe we'll get out of here
for a little bit, okay?
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We can unpack later. Let's go.
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Okay.
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It's right here.
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Hey, you wouldn't
happen to have the time?
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Um... Uh...
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You're actually wearing a watch, so...
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's broken,
you know.
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Oh. Uh-huh.
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You're Chris Emerson, right?
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Yeah, yeah. What's your name, man?
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- Alex.
- Hey.
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Dude, it's too bad
you got kicked off the circuit.
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You were the most amazing surfer
since Slater, since Powers, man.
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- You totally screwed that guy up.
- Thanks, dude, I appreciate that.
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So, what are you doing here alone?
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That sounded kind of creepy, didn't it?
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Yeah, a little.
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I'm here with my brother.
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Reason I asked is because
it's not that safe around here...
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...for girls to be alone, you know?
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- Creepy, once again. Sorry.
- Yeah. Yeah, a little bit.
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Just, for whatever reason,
this town manages to attract...
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...a lot of freaks and weirdoes.
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Not that I'm a freak or a weirdo.
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I'm just gonna stop talking, okay?
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Okay.
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Wanna check something real?
Check out the Frog Brothers' shop.
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I'm looking for some work.
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I got the place pretty much handled.
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Yeah, I know. I can tell.
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You seem really busy,
but I was looking to shape.
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Well, in that case, yeah,
check out Frog Brothers, man.
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He's the only real shaper
we have around here.
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Where's his shop at?
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Man, it's in the ass-end of nowhere,
but I'll draw you a map.
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- I'm gonna give you my number.
- Because that's not creepy.
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- Is it?
- I'm totally kidding.
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Okay, sorry.
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I don't really even know your name.
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- Evan.
- I'm Nicole.
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Just call me if you want somebody
to hang out with. There you go.
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Cool.
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This should be it, right up here.
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Charming.
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Call me crazy, but do you really think
anyone who lives here...
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...would be able to pay you to shape?
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It doesn't hurt to try.
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- Okay, can we go?
- No. Hand me a piece of paper and a pen.
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Why?
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Just in case he doesn't have a phone,
I want him to know where to find me.
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Oh, yes. Yes, leave our address...
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...at the creepy
Texas Chainsaw Massacre trailer.
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It's a good plan.
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I still think it's nicer than our place.
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And what do you think
the state of the shower is?
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Not good.
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I think I'm gonna give it a shot.
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Sorry. Did I scare you?
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No, sorry, you just...
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I didn't hear you come up.
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You want a picture? It might last longer.
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Sorry, man. Just...
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You look exactly like Shane Powers.
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That makes sense.
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What the hell happened to you, man?
You had everything.
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You were the greatest surfer in the world
and you just disappeared?
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I could probably ask you
the same question.
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Right?
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Yeah, well. I don't know.
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The dust hasn't settled yet
so I don't know what the hell happened.
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Well, don't take too long to figure it out.
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But I had a chance to change my life
and I took it, you know.
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Carpe diem.
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You got plans for tonight?
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No.
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I'm having a surf party.
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You should cruise over,
meet the rest of the guys.
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They're killer.
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Can I come?
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No, I don't think it's a good idea.
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Why not?
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I don't know.
A gut feeling I have, I don't know.
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I just met this guy.
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Oh, please, you had a poster of him
on your wall in high school.
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00:16:37,911 --> 00:16:41,347
So I wanna go hang out
at his house? He's...
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He's kind of a weirdo.
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- Weird is good.
- No, weird is weird, all right?
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- I'm not going, so just save your breath.
- What do you mean you're not going?
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Chris, what are...? No. Get up, okay?
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- Get up. You need a night out.
- No, I don't.
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Okay, I need a night out.
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Let's go. Get up and...
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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I don't know if the two of you
are busy tonight or not, but...
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...I have got The Goonies.
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Excuse me?
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The Goonies?
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Oh, my gosh, you mean to say the two
of you have never heard of The Goonies?
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You are in for a very serious treat.
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Oh. Uh... Actually, I mean, that...
222
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Yeah, that sounds fun,
but we actually have plans.
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We're going to a party.
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It's not gonna be that bad.
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Talk to me after I have a drink.
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I don't... Don't. Listen,
you're missing out on the whole thing.
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And I mean, you know, it's...
And it's Chris-fucking-Emerson and his...
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...hot piece-of-ass sister, Nicole?
- Let's go.
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What are you guys doing here?
- Shane invited us.
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No, idiot, here in Luna Bay.
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- Are you fucking stalking me?
We live here.
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Maybe we can get together again, Nicole.
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- You bar-bitching? That your new job?
Not you, maybe your hot sister, though.
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Speaking of which,
it's been a long time.
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- You're looking really good in those boots.
- Why don't you stop being such an ass?
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Ooh! Yeah, that's right, walk away.
237
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Nicole, you're looking good,
you've really grown into yourself.
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- Fuck off.
Call me.
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I told you this was a bad idea.
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- Forget about him. He's trying to get to you.
- I don't care, I'm not staying at this party.
241
00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:09,852
Chris. No, that's stupid,
we just got here.
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I don't wanna go anywhere, Chris,
I wanna stay and have a good time, okay?
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I'm not a kid anymore.
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I know you're not, but you're still
my responsibility, so let's go.
245
00:19:19,005 --> 00:19:21,769
Okay, I won't get in trouble, okay?
I promise.
246
00:19:21,941 --> 00:19:25,570
I'll take care of myself
and you take care of yourself, okay?
247
00:19:25,745 --> 00:19:28,543
Hey, man, what's up? Yes, dude.
248
00:19:28,715 --> 00:19:31,240
Dude, right? That's tight, bro.
249
00:19:31,418 --> 00:19:32,851
Okay, okay. Don't look now...
250
00:19:33,019 --> 00:19:37,513
...but that little hottie over there by the fire
is giving you all kinds of love.
251
00:19:39,392 --> 00:19:41,019
Have fun.
252
00:19:53,273 --> 00:19:54,797
Hey, Nicole.
253
00:19:54,974 --> 00:19:57,169
Nicole. Nicole.
254
00:20:08,688 --> 00:20:10,883
Nicole. Nicole.
255
00:20:12,092 --> 00:20:14,788
- Whoo! Woo-hoo.
- Hey, what's your deal?
256
00:20:15,228 --> 00:20:18,026
The deal is you're gonna
go over there and sit by yourself...
257
00:20:18,198 --> 00:20:21,133
...and you're gonna drink
these margaritas by yourself.
258
00:20:21,301 --> 00:20:24,236
- No, I'm not.
Jon.
259
00:20:25,438 --> 00:20:27,906
Better than the alternative, bro.
260
00:20:40,286 --> 00:20:42,117
It's a hell of a view, isn't it?
261
00:20:42,689 --> 00:20:45,385
Yeah. The whole place, it's incredible.
262
00:20:49,863 --> 00:20:54,197
Yeah. When I saw that view,
I just knew I had to have this place.
263
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:56,626
I'm Shane.
264
00:20:57,303 --> 00:20:58,327
I'm Nicole.
265
00:20:58,772 --> 00:21:01,240
Well, Nicole,
how about I give you a little tour?
266
00:21:02,142 --> 00:21:04,167
Yeah, okay.
267
00:21:19,426 --> 00:21:23,089
So are you gonna make your move or are
you just gonna watch me dance all night?
268
00:21:24,531 --> 00:21:26,294
I was waiting for my moment.
269
00:21:26,466 --> 00:21:30,027
Seems to me like your moment
almost passed you by, cowboy.
270
00:21:30,203 --> 00:21:32,467
I don't know,
you're standing here talking to me.
271
00:21:32,639 --> 00:21:35,631
Only because
I have a weakness for surfer boys.
272
00:21:35,809 --> 00:21:38,209
And because I know who you are.
273
00:21:38,478 --> 00:21:40,173
You follow surfing?
274
00:21:40,346 --> 00:21:41,745
Surfers.
275
00:21:41,915 --> 00:21:44,110
I follow surfers.
276
00:21:48,121 --> 00:21:50,055
And sometimes they follow me.
277
00:22:04,804 --> 00:22:07,238
This is un-fucking-believable.
278
00:22:21,321 --> 00:22:23,186
Wow.
279
00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:26,782
- This place is amazing.
- Thank you.
280
00:22:29,095 --> 00:22:32,895
So do you and your brother get along?
281
00:22:33,867 --> 00:22:36,233
Yeah. Well, most of the time, you know.
282
00:22:36,402 --> 00:22:39,530
- Kind of have to.
- You have to? Why's that?
283
00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:43,665
Well, because it's pretty much
just us now.
284
00:22:44,377 --> 00:22:47,813
Our parents died in a car accident
a few years ago.
285
00:22:47,981 --> 00:22:52,281
I think it was actually a lot harder
on Chris than it was on me.
286
00:22:52,452 --> 00:22:54,920
You know,
I think that's why he snapped.
287
00:22:55,088 --> 00:22:57,056
Is that why he got kicked off the circuit?
288
00:22:57,223 --> 00:22:58,485
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.
289
00:22:58,658 --> 00:23:01,456
And lost all his sponsors.
Not the right image.
290
00:23:02,061 --> 00:23:07,328
So we started running out of money
and that's how we ended up here.
291
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:09,161
Yeah. Yeah.
292
00:23:09,335 --> 00:23:11,064
Well, your brother's a good guy, huh?
293
00:23:11,237 --> 00:23:15,105
He just got a tough break. You both did.
294
00:23:15,275 --> 00:23:16,867
Well...
295
00:23:17,343 --> 00:23:20,904
...I actually think
death can be a positive thing.
296
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,308
You know, because...
297
00:23:22,482 --> 00:23:26,646
...knowing you're gonna die
makes you appreciate life.
298
00:23:26,819 --> 00:23:28,116
The whole carpe diem thing.
299
00:23:29,255 --> 00:23:31,553
That's an interesting view
for someone so young.
300
00:23:33,159 --> 00:23:34,990
I'm not that young.
301
00:23:35,528 --> 00:23:36,893
Well...
302
00:23:37,864 --> 00:23:39,889
Dying is a part of living, you know?
303
00:23:40,066 --> 00:23:43,467
It's something that's gonna happen
to all of us someday, right?
304
00:23:44,704 --> 00:23:46,638
That depends.
305
00:23:49,776 --> 00:23:51,334
I wanna try something.
306
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,855
I want you to take this dead rose
in your hand.
307
00:24:13,366 --> 00:24:17,496
I believe that it's possible
for us to change reality...
308
00:24:17,670 --> 00:24:19,262
...through sheer force of will.
309
00:24:19,706 --> 00:24:21,674
You think that's possible?
310
00:24:21,841 --> 00:24:23,900
Um...
311
00:24:25,044 --> 00:24:27,877
- I guess so.
- You guess so or you know so?
312
00:24:30,483 --> 00:24:32,576
- I know so.
- You know so.
313
00:24:32,752 --> 00:24:35,380
Okay, well, then close your eyes.
314
00:24:35,855 --> 00:24:37,789
Close your eyes.
315
00:24:38,591 --> 00:24:40,252
Now focus on this rose...
316
00:24:40,426 --> 00:24:44,760
...and try to imagine what it must have
been like when it was alive and vital.
317
00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:49,528
Do you feel anything?
318
00:24:50,103 --> 00:24:52,765
- Definitely.
- Mm-hm.
319
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,569
Open your eyes.
320
00:25:00,279 --> 00:25:02,406
Oh, my God.
321
00:25:02,715 --> 00:25:05,206
How did you do that?
322
00:25:06,552 --> 00:25:08,042
Magic.
323
00:25:08,221 --> 00:25:10,189
And I didn't do it...
324
00:25:12,692 --> 00:25:16,389
...we did it, together.
325
00:25:16,763 --> 00:25:18,060
What is it?
326
00:25:18,965 --> 00:25:20,796
It's good, try it.
327
00:25:24,337 --> 00:25:26,669
- Smells good.
- Mm-hm.
328
00:25:30,843 --> 00:25:32,572
What do you think?
329
00:25:35,314 --> 00:25:36,941
I like it.
330
00:25:44,357 --> 00:25:46,723
- You okay?
- Yeah.
331
00:25:46,893 --> 00:25:49,361
It just went right to my head.
332
00:25:51,364 --> 00:25:53,423
You wanna go outside
and get some fresh air?
333
00:25:53,599 --> 00:25:56,067
Yeah? Let's go.
334
00:26:09,148 --> 00:26:11,309
You wanna go for a ride?
335
00:26:12,952 --> 00:26:15,477
I don't know. It's kind of cold out.
336
00:26:15,655 --> 00:26:19,182
Well, that's what this is for.
337
00:26:40,246 --> 00:26:41,474
- Yo, Jon-Jon.
Hey.
338
00:26:41,647 --> 00:26:43,080
Watch the pretty boy there.
339
00:26:43,249 --> 00:26:45,615
So here we are. Let's show him
a little something.
340
00:26:45,785 --> 00:26:47,013
Yeah.
- Come, now.
341
00:26:49,088 --> 00:26:51,147
- Why don't you come upstairs with me...
- Yo, Kyle.
342
00:26:54,660 --> 00:26:56,525
What the fuck?
343
00:26:58,898 --> 00:27:00,832
What is it? What?
344
00:27:01,334 --> 00:27:04,132
Fuck. It fucking stings, man,
that's not cool.
345
00:27:05,471 --> 00:27:08,463
Fucking asshole, man.
I'm trying to get fucking laid.
346
00:27:08,641 --> 00:27:11,633
This is a fucking brand-new shirt, prick.
Come here, come here.
347
00:27:11,811 --> 00:27:13,938
Come here. Give me the fucking knife.
348
00:27:14,947 --> 00:27:16,778
What the fuck?
349
00:27:17,350 --> 00:27:19,648
- Come back here.
Oh, down he goes.
350
00:27:20,219 --> 00:27:21,516
I'm sorry.
351
00:27:21,687 --> 00:27:23,279
I'm sorry, I gotta go.
352
00:27:23,456 --> 00:27:25,390
I have to go check on my sister.
353
00:27:25,558 --> 00:27:28,083
Your sister?
- Sorry.
354
00:27:28,261 --> 00:27:30,991
So you go that way, huh? I can do that.
355
00:27:31,164 --> 00:27:32,927
- Sorry, I gotta go.
- Wait. Don't leave.
356
00:27:33,099 --> 00:27:34,464
- I gotta go.
- Don't leave.
357
00:27:34,634 --> 00:27:36,659
- Come on.
- Don't. Stay.
358
00:27:36,836 --> 00:27:39,304
- Sorry.
- Come.
359
00:28:46,539 --> 00:28:48,131
Feel better?
360
00:28:48,307 --> 00:28:50,172
- Much.
- Yeah?
361
00:29:16,736 --> 00:29:19,603
I'm sure she's fine, she's with Shane.
362
00:29:19,772 --> 00:29:21,103
You know, Shane's a good guy.
363
00:29:21,274 --> 00:29:24,300
If I were you,
I'd be happy that he's into your sister.
364
00:29:29,715 --> 00:29:32,013
Hey, get off the bike.
365
00:29:32,652 --> 00:29:34,176
- What? Chris.
- What's up, buddy?
366
00:29:34,353 --> 00:29:36,116
- Get off the bike.
- Is there a problem?
367
00:29:36,289 --> 00:29:39,087
No, dude, this is between
me and my sister, man. Thank you.
368
00:29:39,258 --> 00:29:42,523
She can handle herself, man. Believe me.
369
00:29:42,695 --> 00:29:43,992
Chris.
Oh, hell, no.
370
00:29:44,597 --> 00:29:46,030
Chris.
- Jon.
371
00:29:46,198 --> 00:29:47,688
Take it easy.
- Let him go.
372
00:29:47,867 --> 00:29:49,300
- Calm down.
Get off of me.
373
00:29:49,468 --> 00:29:51,936
- Overprotective much?
- She's my family, asshole.
374
00:29:52,104 --> 00:29:54,834
Cool it, bitch. Settle down.
375
00:29:55,341 --> 00:29:56,569
- Let him go.
What?
376
00:29:56,742 --> 00:29:58,175
Let him go.
377
00:30:05,785 --> 00:30:08,219
Stay the hell away from my sister.
378
00:30:10,222 --> 00:30:11,780
Don't.
379
00:30:11,958 --> 00:30:14,017
Stay the hell out of Malibu, Lebowski.
380
00:30:14,193 --> 00:30:16,559
Stop walking like a fag.
381
00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:43,814
I knew we shouldn't have
gone to that party.
382
00:30:43,990 --> 00:30:48,825
I asked you, like, to do two things,
and you completely ignore me.
383
00:30:48,995 --> 00:30:51,190
Do not hang out with some dude
you don't know...
384
00:30:51,364 --> 00:30:53,832
...and don't go up to his room
to party with the guy.
385
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,729
- Okay, Chris. I get it.
- What is that?
386
00:30:55,901 --> 00:30:57,664
Stop it.
387
00:30:59,171 --> 00:31:02,072
- Should have told me where you were...
- That's enough, stop it.
388
00:31:02,241 --> 00:31:04,675
Stop trying to be my dad.
389
00:31:08,447 --> 00:31:10,039
Oh, my God.
390
00:31:10,649 --> 00:31:12,480
Oh, my God.
391
00:31:12,985 --> 00:31:15,954
Chris, something is
seriously wrong with me right now.
392
00:31:16,522 --> 00:31:19,047
Nothing's wrong with you,
you're just drunk.
393
00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:20,556
Chris, I am not drunk.
394
00:31:20,726 --> 00:31:23,058
Something is seriously
the matter with me.
395
00:31:23,229 --> 00:31:26,528
Okay, just hang on a little bit, all right?
We're almost home.
396
00:31:26,699 --> 00:31:29,463
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm gonna...
397
00:31:36,008 --> 00:31:37,737
My stomach.
398
00:31:38,344 --> 00:31:40,039
Look, all right, we're almost there.
399
00:31:40,212 --> 00:31:42,840
I'm telling you,
there is something seriously the matter.
400
00:31:43,015 --> 00:31:46,678
You're fine. You just need
a glass of water and some Advil.
401
00:31:46,852 --> 00:31:48,877
All right, you're just drunk.
402
00:31:50,756 --> 00:31:52,451
I am not drunk.
403
00:31:53,392 --> 00:31:55,223
- Nicole. Nicole.
- I'm sick.
404
00:32:05,571 --> 00:32:08,062
Chris Emerson? I'm Edgar Frog.
405
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,073
Surfboard shaper and vampire hunter.
406
00:32:11,510 --> 00:32:13,034
What?
407
00:32:13,679 --> 00:32:16,079
- Hey, get...
- What are you doing?
408
00:32:20,152 --> 00:32:24,088
You don't know what you're doing. I'm
trying to save you, your sister's infected.
409
00:32:24,256 --> 00:32:26,747
- What are you talking about?
- She's one of the undead.
410
00:32:27,193 --> 00:32:28,285
Get...
411
00:32:28,461 --> 00:32:30,190
Get out of my house.
412
00:32:30,362 --> 00:32:31,761
It's your funeral, pal.
413
00:33:04,130 --> 00:33:06,690
I told you to get the hell out of here, man.
414
00:33:06,866 --> 00:33:08,197
Hi.
415
00:33:10,169 --> 00:33:11,693
Hi.
416
00:33:11,871 --> 00:33:14,704
We didn't get to finish what we started.
417
00:33:15,007 --> 00:33:16,474
Yeah.
418
00:33:19,111 --> 00:33:21,443
Well, aren't you gonna invite me in?
419
00:33:23,415 --> 00:33:26,646
Now's not the best time.
420
00:33:33,092 --> 00:33:34,559
Yeah.
421
00:33:34,894 --> 00:33:37,328
Okay. Come on in.
422
00:33:46,205 --> 00:33:48,833
You know what? I'm sorry, I'm not...
423
00:33:49,008 --> 00:33:53,502
- I can't do this with my sister back there.
- Let me see if I can change your mind.
424
00:33:53,679 --> 00:33:55,203
Yeah?
425
00:34:15,301 --> 00:34:17,326
You taste good.
426
00:34:21,774 --> 00:34:23,469
Oh, hey.
427
00:34:23,876 --> 00:34:26,504
Lisa, get off. Stop.
428
00:34:29,048 --> 00:34:30,310
Lisa, stop it.
429
00:34:30,950 --> 00:34:34,113
Seriously, get...
What's the matter with you?
430
00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:36,351
Stop. Seriously, stop.
431
00:34:37,790 --> 00:34:39,314
Get off me.
432
00:34:39,491 --> 00:34:40,617
Lisa, get off.
433
00:34:41,894 --> 00:34:43,088
Lisa, get off.
434
00:35:03,349 --> 00:35:05,010
Lisa?
435
00:35:05,651 --> 00:35:08,449
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
436
00:35:27,806 --> 00:35:28,932
What the fuck?
437
00:35:41,186 --> 00:35:43,711
Hey, man.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Whoa.
438
00:35:43,889 --> 00:35:44,913
Whoa.
439
00:35:45,090 --> 00:35:48,218
Let's get something straight.
I let you get away with that shit...
440
00:35:48,394 --> 00:35:52,194
...because I understand what it's like
to lose a family member to the other side.
441
00:35:52,364 --> 00:35:56,664
If it happens again, you're gonna end up on
the wrong side of the stake, are we clear?
442
00:35:57,536 --> 00:35:59,766
- Mm-hm.
- Good.
443
00:36:01,340 --> 00:36:03,638
It's cool, man. Look, I just...
444
00:36:03,809 --> 00:36:06,937
I don't understand
what's going on, all right?
445
00:36:07,112 --> 00:36:08,579
You said my sister was infected?
446
00:36:08,747 --> 00:36:10,874
Your sister's become
a member of the undead.
447
00:36:11,050 --> 00:36:13,075
A night stalker. A bloodsucker.
448
00:36:13,252 --> 00:36:14,685
Nosferatu.
449
00:36:15,988 --> 00:36:18,422
Your sister's a suck monkey.
450
00:36:19,258 --> 00:36:21,488
Dude, that's... That's ridiculous, man.
451
00:36:21,660 --> 00:36:25,152
Ridiculous?
Then what are you doing here?
452
00:36:25,564 --> 00:36:29,125
Look, some crazy shit happened
at my place after you left.
453
00:36:29,301 --> 00:36:30,928
Define "crazy shit. "
454
00:36:31,870 --> 00:36:35,203
Well, this...
This chick came into my house and...
455
00:36:35,374 --> 00:36:40,209
And she sprouted fangs and then she
turned into stone and exploded.
456
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,012
Now, that's just ridiculous.
457
00:36:44,183 --> 00:36:46,947
Vampires don't just turn into stone
and then explode.
458
00:36:47,119 --> 00:36:50,555
They have to be pierced through the heart
with a sharp object.
459
00:36:51,924 --> 00:36:54,688
You know, I guess
the antlers could have done that.
460
00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:57,294
I thought it had to be
a wooden stake or something.
461
00:36:57,463 --> 00:37:00,023
That's a myth. Any sharp object will do.
462
00:37:00,199 --> 00:37:02,565
As a matter of fact,
it doesn't have to be sharp.
463
00:37:02,735 --> 00:37:05,431
It can be a blunt object,
as long as it pierces the heart.
464
00:37:05,604 --> 00:37:08,129
You said my sister was one of them?
465
00:37:08,707 --> 00:37:11,005
- But how would that happen?
- One of two ways:
466
00:37:11,176 --> 00:37:12,734
Either A, she was bit...
467
00:37:12,911 --> 00:37:16,904
...or B, she drank the blood
of the head vampire.
468
00:37:17,616 --> 00:37:20,312
How do you know so much
about vampires?
469
00:37:20,753 --> 00:37:23,221
Comic books, my friend, comic books.
470
00:37:23,389 --> 00:37:25,653
I ask you for answers
and you give me comic books?
471
00:37:25,824 --> 00:37:29,419
A lot of valuable information
can be gained by reading comic books.
472
00:37:29,595 --> 00:37:31,324
For example...
473
00:37:31,764 --> 00:37:33,095
...see here?
474
00:37:33,265 --> 00:37:35,825
This poor sap's drinking the blood
of the head vampire.
475
00:37:36,001 --> 00:37:39,562
They like to trick people
by putting it into wine bottles.
476
00:38:10,269 --> 00:38:12,794
Dude, what are you drinking, man?
477
00:38:13,338 --> 00:38:14,464
Frog Juice.
478
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,700
Garlic, holy water and raw eggs.
479
00:38:19,611 --> 00:38:22,171
Okay, so what you're saying is,
based on a comic book...
480
00:38:22,347 --> 00:38:24,872
...my sister drank blood
and now she's a vampire.
481
00:38:25,050 --> 00:38:27,610
Half. She's only half vampire.
482
00:38:27,786 --> 00:38:31,813
She won't make the transition to full
bloodsucker until she makes her first kill.
483
00:38:31,990 --> 00:38:35,187
- Great.
- That is great, actually.
484
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,796
Because it means you still have time
to save her mortal soul.
485
00:38:38,964 --> 00:38:44,664
All you have to do
is kill the head vampire before she feeds.
486
00:40:10,989 --> 00:40:12,388
Hello?
487
00:40:14,092 --> 00:40:15,616
Hello?
488
00:40:16,328 --> 00:40:18,387
It's open.
489
00:40:22,968 --> 00:40:24,492
Hi.
490
00:40:25,170 --> 00:40:27,070
I brought wine.
491
00:40:39,318 --> 00:40:41,343
I love wine.
492
00:41:00,839 --> 00:41:03,672
To be honest, I really didn't think
you dug me all that much.
493
00:41:03,842 --> 00:41:06,436
- Why would you think that?
- Just a vibe I got, I guess.
494
00:41:10,949 --> 00:41:13,179
What vibe are you getting now?
495
00:41:13,352 --> 00:41:15,820
A really good one.
496
00:41:31,937 --> 00:41:34,303
Nicole.
Oh, shit.
497
00:41:34,506 --> 00:41:36,371
Did...? Did you do it?
498
00:41:36,541 --> 00:41:39,135
- Get the hell out of here.
- We didn't do anything, man.
499
00:41:39,311 --> 00:41:42,576
Dude, I didn't know you guys
were born-again Christians or whatever.
500
00:41:45,917 --> 00:41:47,384
Man, I'm not using your sister.
501
00:41:47,552 --> 00:41:49,952
Yeah, good to know. Thank you.
- I really like her.
502
00:42:34,266 --> 00:42:38,600
This is basically one of those, like,
good news/bad news scenario things.
503
00:42:38,770 --> 00:42:40,328
What do you want first?
504
00:42:40,505 --> 00:42:43,406
Oh, shit. Okay, the bad news.
505
00:42:43,575 --> 00:42:47,136
Okay, the bad news is that the wine
that Shane gave you the other night...
506
00:42:47,312 --> 00:42:49,644
...wasn't wine, all right, it was blood.
507
00:42:50,215 --> 00:42:52,149
Shane's blood.
508
00:42:53,051 --> 00:42:54,279
Right.
509
00:42:54,453 --> 00:42:58,287
Okay, Chris, I know you don't like the guy,
but, like, that's disgusting.
510
00:42:58,457 --> 00:43:01,824
No, and by drinking his blood,
you've been turned into a vampire.
511
00:43:01,993 --> 00:43:04,325
Right, I'm a vampire, Chris. Great.
512
00:43:04,496 --> 00:43:07,090
Stop being such an asshole,
I'm not a freaking vampire.
513
00:43:07,265 --> 00:43:09,563
I'm not being an asshole, Nicole.
514
00:43:10,001 --> 00:43:14,370
I know it sounds ridiculous,
but take a look.
515
00:43:14,539 --> 00:43:15,733
See anything missing?
516
00:43:16,174 --> 00:43:17,402
You.
517
00:43:22,314 --> 00:43:25,374
No. Vampire. You weren't gonna
make out with that kid...
518
00:43:25,550 --> 00:43:26,744
...you were gonna eat him.
519
00:43:26,918 --> 00:43:30,149
You had fangs and crazy eyes,
I saw it all.
520
00:43:35,827 --> 00:43:38,091
Okay, the good news
better be really fucking good.
521
00:43:38,263 --> 00:43:40,959
No, the good news is great news, okay?
522
00:43:41,133 --> 00:43:43,897
See, right now you're only, like,
half of a vampire.
523
00:43:44,069 --> 00:43:45,934
Which means
you can be turned back human.
524
00:43:46,104 --> 00:43:49,198
As long as Eddie and I
kill the head vampire before you feed.
525
00:43:49,374 --> 00:43:51,604
- So just don't eat anyone.
- What? Who's Eddie?
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