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(Toots)

(Theme music playing)

(Toots)

(Train halting, steam hissing)

Here's the guarantee.

You're to deliver
1,100 head of cattle

to Kansas City
within three weeks.

No delays.

If you're late,

you'll pay me a penalty
of $1 per day per steer.

It's all in the contract.

Which I've already signed.

It's also in the contract that
you would put 20% down in cash.

In the saddlebags. $3,300.

Count it.

I trust you.

Not to steal anything
small, that is.

My men will commence
driving the cattle down tomorrow.

See that you're ready.

We'll be ready.

Jolly fellow to do
business with, huh?

You're looking at
a month's payroll,

and enough left over
to pay our timber bill.

Ben...

Ben, did you read this thing?

Every period and comma.

With all these penalty clauses?

Non-performance deadlines?

This isn't a contract,
it's an act of war.

The knife cuts both ways.

We can also make a
lot of money if we deliver.

"If."

How do I meet the schedules?

We've got to re-ballast roadbed.

I can think of two
Bridges that need bracing.

I've got all the confidence
in the world in you, Dave.

And I'm looking forward
to a long and prosperous

association with
Mr. Royal mcclintock.

(Train whistle blows,
engine chugging)

(Train whistle blowing)

(Brakes screech)

Never did care for
that bridge anyway.

So,

one of your Bridges
fell down, eh?

It was smashed down by
a few hundred tons of rock.

Isn't that a general risk now,
part of the railroad business?

Yes, it is.

Then I do not see what
we're here to discuss.

Oh, it's the matter of
the simple agreement.

Signed before witnesses.

The bps&d is fresh
out of miracles.

Only way we can get your
cattle from here to Kansas City

is through angel's gorge.

Without a bridge, I'm afraid
they'd have to learn to fly.

Then I suggest, Calhoun,

you set about learning ways
and means of training them

very quickly.

Before the penalty
clauses go into effect.

They go into effect
in three weeks.

You're quite accurate.

A desirable quality
in an engineer.

But it will take us two months
to get that bridge rebuilt.

Aye.

Figuring roughly, that would put
you about 40 days behind schedule.

Plus the 20 or so
days to make delivery.

That's 60 days.

And at $1,100 a day penalty,

that makes $66,000.

That's a lot of money.

Mcclintock: Yes, a
very substantial sum.

"Disastrous" is a word
that comes to my mind,

or "ruinous."

And you've come down here
today about ways and means

of getting out of your contract?

The fact is, I
must hold you to it.

All right.

What's your deal, mcclintock?

Deal?

It's been my experience that
when a man has you bound, gagged,

got a knife in your ribs
and he's still smiling,

there's usually a deal
pending somewhere.

What's yours?

It's true, I'm a
sympathetic man.

So, I'll offer to stand the loss of
goodwill on making a late delivery,

and forget the penalties.

What do we do?

You give me a wee incentive.

To be specific, a wee
share in your railroad.

How wee? 100%?

Och, no, not at all.

Fifty-one.

Fifty-one %. Complete control.

You'll find me a friendly
and cooperative partner.

I'll solve a lot of
your problems.

Money, for example.

The answer is a simple one.

No.

I don't see you have
any choice, Calhoun.

And I won't hold the
offer open too long.

Let me put it to you
another way, mcclintock.

You're a vulture, a coyote,

and you're about as
honest as a snake.

Very well, Calhoun.

You sit on your railroad,

and in 60 days, I'll
collect my penalties.

I'll break you either way, but
I'd rather it was slow and hard.

That's what I've
been waiting to see.

The sunny side
of your disposition.

Get off my property!

Glad to.

And now, I'm going to remind
you of the terms of our agreement.

You have your cattle at the
railhead first thing in the morning.

Well, I won't
deliver 'em to you.

In that case,

you're in violation
of your contract,

and my attorneys
will be calling on you.

Good day. Wait a minute.

Mr. Mcclintock didn't give
you permission to leave.

Move.

Throw your gun away.

Now I'm going to give you
some more advice, mcclintock.

Next time you hire a
gunman, hire a good one.

See you in court.

(Groans)

Stop it!

Careful, Mr. Mcclintock.

I get very nervous
around knives.

(Fists thudding)

Calhoun!

I think we've said all there
is to say, Mr. Mcclintock.

I'll see you at the
railhead in the morning,

with your cattle.

Ready, Dave?

Ready.

As nils would say,
good fight, huh?

Ben, what are we going
to do with 1,100 cattle?

We'll deliver them, of course.

You know the bps&d
never welches on a deal.

That Calhoun. He's mad!

He's planning to drive
the cattle to Kansas City.

Don't worry.

There isn't a good cowhand
for hire within 20 miles of here.

If Calhoun's going
to drive those cattle,

he's going to be
all by his lonely self.

(Cattle mooing)

Fifty one, 52.

Make that another 52.

Is the tally all right?

Yeah, two over.

Huh. 1,102 head.

(Chuckles)

Well, I'll guard 'em as
though they were my own.

Which I suppose in
a way they now are.

1,102 head of cattle to drive where we
want, when we want, and how we want, no?

Right.

Directly into
bankruptcy, I hope.

Oh, it may cost me considerable.

But this little gamble
will lose you your railroad.

I've got a great deal of
confidence, Mr. Mcclintock,

that if any man
gambles long enough

and the stakes are high enough,

he always stands a
chance to lose everything.

And this time, it
just might be me.

In the meantime,
you made a bargain.

I'm going to see
that you stick to it.

You've not even a trail crew.

I'll invent one.

(Clicking tongue)

Don't want to forget me lantern.

Men?

They're railroad men.

The closest any of
'em ever come to cattle

was repairing the cowcatcher.

I'm not going to let this railroad
get tied up in a lot of legal machinery,

and we have got a
few experienced men.

I was trail cook for
colonel goodnight once.

See what I mean?

You want to know
why it was only once?

No, I think you've said enough.

We'll find out the
rest as we go along.

It's irrational, it's
a wild gamble,

spun right off the
cuff, your favorite sport.

Well, I figured you
wanted to stay here.

What?

Are you trying to
keep me off this drive?

But you said... That
it was a wild gamble.

Yes, exactly.

But speaking as a stockholder,

you need one sane
human being along.

And that's me.

Well, speaking as a
majority stockholder,

who do you think is
going to run this railroad?

Not to mention
repairing the bridge.

Well?

Speaking as a stockholder, me.

(Man shouting in cantonese)

(All clamoring)

Hup.

(Speaking cantonese) I told
you before, you can't... no.

No, no, no, never.

Mr. Calhoun.

Dave, this is obie trailman.

Found him underneath a saloon table
in scalplock and hired him on the spot.

Now, what's your problem?

Mr. Calhoun... (Speaking
cantonese) He wants to go along.

Oh, no.

Never in my wildest dreams have
I ever seen a Chinese cowhand.

Hey!

Yah! (Clicks tongue)

(Horse neighing) (Men cheering)

Qualifications like that
can't be overlooked.

He goes.

Hey!

(Horse whinnies)

Well, I was not ready.

Hello, Ben. Hello, Dave.

Hey, I'm not too late.

You wanna go on a cattle drive?

Yeah, you bet. I
know about cows.

Since I was little
boy, we are farmers.

Yeah, I have milked many cows.

Yeah, well, the only thing
wrong is these are steers,

all right. You can
go. But do me a favor.

Don't try milking any of them.

Okay, Ben.

(Men yelling) (Cattle mooing)

Quite a crew of men, huh?

Yeah, we've got ourselves
as Swedish dairyman,

an Irish gang boss,

a cahuilla cattle thief...

An expert cahuilla cattle thief,

and barnabas.

Never can tell with you,
executive vice president along.

Slightest chance that you might finish
that bridge in less than two months?

Maybe. I've been
working on an idea.

What is it?

Nothing can give
me a greater pleasure

than to shove that hex
down that scotchman's throat.

Now, hold it, Ben.
I said "maybe."

Now, I'm talking about a
slim chance, not a sure thing.

I can't rebuild that bridge
inside of two months

to hold railroad cars.

But I think I can rebuild enough
of it so we can drive cattle over it.

And then we have the cars
brought up from buffalo pass.

Huh? Load the cattle on the other side
and we're right back on schedule, huh?

I said "if." Heh.

Well, if you get it finished,
you get word to me

and I'll turn the cattle north,

and we'll cross 'em
over to angel's gorge.

I should know in a week. I'll
send you down a messenger.

Now, if you don't
hear from me...

If I don't hear from you,
then I'll head due south.

It's a gamble, Dave, but...

What have we got to lose?

Outside of our railroad.

Take care of yourself.

Good luck, Ben.

With a crew like that,
you'll need it. (Chuckles)

I'll be watching for
your messenger.

Good day.

All right, you iron benders.

We're moving out.

Remember to move 'em slow.

We don't want to run
the weight off of 'em.

Let's go!

(Bell dinging) (Cattle mooing)

(Men whistling, shouting)

(Shouts)

(Laughing)

I want you to stay
close to small wolf.

Aw, come on, what's he know?

Everything you don't.

But you stick with him.

Yes, sir.

He got 'em moving.

Aye.

With a trail crew of clowns
that'll fall apart on the first day.

Did you block the
canyon? Yes, sir.

He ain't going to drive
no cattle through there.

Good, that'll end this nonsense.

I want Calhoun wrecked.

It's not a little thing, Gage.

But whoever owns that
railroad runs this entire region.

You'll have it, Mr. Mcclintock.

I took this job for
$10,000 hard cash.

But now I got a
personal interest.

I'm going to skin Ben Calhoun,

I'm going to stuff his hide,

I'm going to give him to
you to mount on your wall.

I'll be well satisfied
with simply ruining him.

But I'll settle for naught less.

(Cattle mooing)

Hey, you know, studge, I never
did anything like this before.

This is gonna be exciting.

(Chuckles) Well,
what's more exciting than

breathing dust 12 hours a day,

drinking scummy water,

and eating...

Well, now, I ain't gonna
small-mouth my own cooking.

You having fun?

Yes, sir, Mr. Calhoun.

Well, then, you're shirking. So, get back
there and ride the tracks with small wolf.

Yes, sir. Is it getting
more exciting, sir?

(Chuckles) Yeah. Oh, yeah.

The noon break, I want a
hot coffee and a hot meal.

No cold beans or hard
tack, you understand?

Yes, sir, Mr. Calhoun.

You get back inside
there and quit complaining.

(Cattle mooing)

(Thudding and clanging)

All right. Come on,
let's step it up, huh?

All right, double time up there!

Fai di, fai di!

We got company
in a couple of days,

we ought to be ready for them.

(Shouting in cantonese)

(Men whooping)

Clumsiest freight
I've ever moved.

That Calhoun is
a certified maniac.

Not a doubt of it.

So, what are you doing here?

I'm another.

Giddy-up, or whatever
it is you say. Yah!

(Cattle mooing)

We got troubles.

Rockslide at the pass.

Blocked solid.
Cattle can't climb.

I'm sorry, Mr. Calhoun.

The only way
around is the salt flats,

and you might lose
maybe a quarter of a herd.

(Cattle mooing)

Stop thinking like a cowhand.

I am a cowhand.

Well, we're not.

Connolly. Go break
out the dynamite.

Can't climb over? We'll
blast our way through.

(Whistling, shouting)

Ah, if we could just get the
dynamite under the Boulder.

(Chuckles)

Sometimes I forget.

What's he doing?

Cattle can't climb over cliffs.

(Grunting)

He going to dynamite that
rockslide and blow it out of the way.

Let him.

The explosion will scatter
the herd over 50 miles.

It should be a very
expensive stampede.

All in, neat as a baby in a bed.

All right, you two clear out.

Ben, if you have explosion here,

those dumb cows
will never stop running.

Oh, yes, they will.

They'll go about 100 yards and the
boys will be dropping sticks of dynamite.

That'll turn them and stampede
them right back through this pass

where we want them to go.

Yeah.

Give 'em the signal.

(Men shouting)

Calhoun is a resourceful man.

Gage, ride to angel's gorge

and see how they're coming
with the repairing of that bridge.

Where will you be?

Following the very
inventive Mr. Calhoun.

(Clanging)

(Men whooping, whistling)

Everything all right?

Yes, I tell you a
thing, Calhoun.

This one could learn to
become a good cattle thief.

There you are, barnabas,
that's an expert's opinion.

Well, if I could live this
kind of life, Mr. Calhoun,

I might consider taking it up.

It is a good life.

Sky is big out here.
Gives a man room to grow.

Connolly: ♪♪ come back to
Erin mavourneen, mavourneen ♪♪

(Barati singing in cantonese)

Connolly: ♪♪ come back,
aroon to the land of my birth ♪♪

(Men shouting) (Cattle mooing)

(Men whistling)

(Humming)

You're a sight, connolly.

You look like the south
end of a northbound freight.

Well, it's a comfort to me,
and the beasties don't mind.

Heh. Probably too
surprised to complain.

(Chuckles)

Ah, me public.

(Distant clanging)

(Clanging)

(Cattle mooing)

Here, Jack, take one.

It's amazing.

Hey, studge, you got another
cup of that stuff? Oh, sure, yeah.

Thank you. All right.

Ah, hello, Ben.

Java, Mr. Calhoun? Thank you.

It's good so far.

Just like smorgasbord.
(Chuckles)

Mr. Calhoun, we're about
parallel to angel's gorge now.

How 'bout if I ride, see how
Mr. Tarrant's coming along?

He'd have gotten word to
us if he'd gotten finished.

Well, you can't be too sure.

Maybe not.

But you can't keep dreaming with
your eyes wide open, barnabas.

He didn't finish it.

Just to make you happy, we'll
wait over till tomorrow morning.

If we haven't heard from him,

then we head
south to buffalo pass.

Well, uh, I wouldn't
mind, you know.

This is kind of fun.

Well, here's to innocence. You
should lose yours by tomorrow.

What do you think?

Yeah, how 'bout
that, huh? Very good.

Mr. Tarrant! Mr. Tarrant?

Bracing timbers all in.

Wonderful, chun.
Pettyman! (Laughing)

Come here.

Now, you get to Mr. Calhoun,

and tell him he can
turn those cattle north.

Tell him he can count on using this
bridge before the end of the week.

Then get your hide back here.

Yes, sir. Right away, sir.

Hey...

Over here.

Howdy.

You're on your way
to notify Calhoun?

(Cattle mooing)

(Men whistling, shouting)

That's about it, Mr. Calhoun.

Either we head up angel's
gorge, or we go south.

Well, we haven't
heard from Dave,

so evidently the bridge
hasn't been finished.

We go south.

Start turning south!

(Men whistling, shouting)

Turn 'em towards
buffalo pass, Mr. Calhoun?

That's right.

The big gamble.

We'll make it.

We'd better.

We run into any more delays,

we've run out of time.

Wind up shy one railroad.

Ha! He's turning them.

That will do it for Calhoun.

A hard drive to a dead end.

Mr. Tarrant, the
shoring's finished, but I...

I'm sorry, chun, you're going
to have to do the best you can.

Pettyman should
have been back by now.

Unless that Ben's got
him driving those cattle.

They should be just about
halfway here right now.

You took your time.

Well, I was being careful,
because of the bridge.

Doesn't matter.

Calhoun's turned the herd.

That's the end of it for him.

He's just about
at the ravine now.

He must be real unhappy.

Aye, with reason.

That's the end of it for him.

We'll let him sit there quietly,

and say goodbye to his railroad.

It's too steep to
climb, too wide to jump.

We can detour to the south,

but I believe it's quite a ways.

Well, if we can't go around,
we'll just have to cross over.

You just said it ain't possible.

No.

I said it wasn't possible for
the cattle to climb it or jump it.

Nothing to keep them
from walking on it.

Ja, I bring my
axe, but for what?

For a shortcut.

Timber!

Timber!

That's good. I'll be right back.

Well done, barati. Good job.

That ought to hold?
Oh, yeah, it will hold.

I know it, and you know it.

Those cattle don't know it.

They find out, ja?

Well, we'll get
one started across

and the rest of
them should follow.

We shall see.

Easy, easy, cow.

Easy, easy, cow. (Mooing)

Easy, cow. This will not hurt.

Come on. Come on. Easy.

(Cow mooing)

Come on, cow. (Grunting)

Move!

That first steer just
ain't about to cross over.

Come on.

Come on.

(Cow mooing) Get
along, little doggie.

Come on. Come on.

(Mooing) Come on.

(Mooing)

Come, cow. This is
good, cow. It's a bridge!

Go right there.

Come on, little cow.

(Cow mooing)
Come on, little doggie.

(All cheering)

Man, he's strong!

Let's get the rest of the
beasties. Yeah, connolly.

(Mooing)

Will you look at that?

I am.

And it's a thoroughly
unpleasant sight.

To drive 1,100 head of cattle

with a railroad crew...

Calhoun's a gambler, but
he's more than just lucky.

(Cattle mooing)

That tops it all.

Nils gets a little stubborn
streak every now and then.

Sure hate to get
in the way of one.

Well, we're rolling. Clear
all the way to buffalo pass.

Yeah, looks like we made it.

But then, I always
figured we would.

Well, his luck is gonna stop.

He's the man.

And it all stops when he stops.

Do not be so stupid.

Calhoun's no passing drifter to
be gunned down and forgotten.

And I am royal mcclintock,

and the days have passed
when I depend on killing.

Don't be foolish,
Mr. Mcclintock.

Why do you think Calhoun didn't
drive the herd to angel's gorge?

Because I stopped
tarrant's messenger.

You killed a man?

For $10,000, I'd
kill a lot of men.

Gage, I do not condone murder

as a substitute
for intelligence.

And forget the money.

I'm cutting my
losses right here.

Let Calhoun earn him his fee.

I'll have another try at him.

Another time.

You promised me
that money, mcclintock.

Calhoun's got a contract.

And you, Gage,

you haven't a prayer.

(Gun firing)

Well, boys, looks
like we're out of a job.

And into a fortune.

There's a herd of
prime beef down there.

All we gotta do is
go down and take it.

Let's go.

(Horse neighs)

(Cattle mooing)

Mr. Calhoun!

You're making a
late start, Calhoun.

Must be almost 6 o'clock.

That what you came
out here to tell me?

Not exactly.

I have a word of warning.

Gage...

Your top gunman.

He's no longer in my employ.

And his resignation,
you're worried?

Aye.

The man's no
more than an outlaw.

And he's planning to come
down on you and steal the herd.

Thank you.

I appreciate the warning.

I do not need your gratitude.

I'm concerned about my cattle.

For which, I must remind you, I
hold you personally responsible.

You beat anything I've
ever seen, mcclintock.

First you go out and hire a bunch of
gunmen and turn them loose on me.

Then you come running back
down here begging for help

the minute they blow
up in your greedy face.

Do not preach at me, Calhoun.

You've taken responsibility,
I'm holding you to it.

That's what a man does.

Stands up to what
the world throws at him.

I lost my wife
to the fever in...

'68, I lost both my sons
in the blizzard of '75.

But I'm still here.

And on the other
hand, who'd have you?

I do not need your liking.

Just remember our deal.

And worry about that herd.

I'm not going to
forget our deal.

In fact, I'm going to go
a little beyond our deal.

I'm not only going
to deliver those cattle,

I'm going to
deliver you with 'em.

Studge. Studge: Yes, sir.

I got a passenger for you.

Clean him off, patch him up,

and put him in the wagon.

Courtesy of the bps&d.

Trailman, nils, connolly.

We got a problem.

We're going to be raided.

I want these men
armed and put out in pairs

and one man to be
on guard at all times.

You're going to
have good fight, eh?

Yes, we're going to have
a fight, so enjoy yourselves.

I'd better ride on ahead.

Go ahead, but don't
get yourself killed,

we're short-handed already.

I couldn't stop him, Gage.

That Calhoun.

No matter how
you stack the deck,

he just keeps on
pulling out aces.

Mcclintock just
walked into camp.

Told him you were
going to jump the herd.

Mcclintock?

Well, it don't matter, he'll
get his with the rest of them.

Because you're going to make it
all work from the inside, trailman.

Let's get the rest of the men.

Chun, let's get these
boxes up to them.

(Speaking cantonese)

(Gunshot)

He's been murdered.

The only reason could be
to keep from reaching Ben!

Chun, put pettyman in the tent.

Now, the rest of you,

saddle up every horse we've got.

We're leaving in ten minutes.

(Men calling to cattle)

(Cattle mooing)

(Explosion)

(Mooing)

Stampede!

Stampede! Stampede!

Studge!

Studge, hand me
those flares. Yes, sir.

Yah!

Take these flares.

Use them to turn that herd.

How? Wave it under their noses.

That'll turn them. Start 'em
milling in a circle till they quiet down.

Okay, Ben.

Hey, pass these out.

Here. Let's ride.

Hey, barati, take these.

Hiyah! Hah!

(Men yelling)

(Shouting)

(Shouting out)

(Whooping)

(Gunshots)

(Gunshots)

Come on!

(Gunshots)

(Horse neighs)

All right, let's move out.

Oh, Mr. Calhoun...

I know, don't tell me.

It was a nice fight.

No. It was beautiful fight.

(Neighs)

(Tooting)

(Cattle mooing)

Come on, out, move!

Out, you nasty little potatoes!

A scurvy lot.

Speak to the man that hired 'em.

And speaking of the
man that hired 'em...

It suddenly comes to my mind
that you owe the bps&d $13,200.

What's that you say?

You do remember, don't you?

I also remember warning
you about running my cattle.

Working off weight.

You've cost me a small
fortune stampeding 'em.

I don't believe it.

I just don't believe
what I'm hearing!

We saved your cattle.

Not to mention your hide.

I agree there's a wee
something due, say $5,000.

And saved 50 miles.

Now, you either pay up, or I'm
gonna load you on that boxcar,

take you back out to where we
found you in the middle of nowhere,

and you can walk home.

That's a criminal threat!

Dave: Oh, not at
all, Mr. Mcclintock.

It's our special round
trip passenger service.

I wish you luck, Calhoun.

Thank you.

The worst kind of luck.

I'll be, he had it all
ready. (Chuckles)

Well.

Now what do you think we ought
to do with all that wonderful money?

Well, how about the railroad?

We need rails, a new flatcar.

Rebuilding that
bridge will cost money.

Dave, you got the
soul of a bookkeeper.

Why don't we start with
a bottle of champagne

and maybe a poker game...

Ben?

You've enjoyed a rockslide and
a cattle drive and a full-scale riot.

How'd you like to have
a small, personal war?

Now, just a minute.

Whose railroad is this, anyway?

Ours.

All right.

But at least we can start
with a bottle of champagne.

After that, if we have to,
we'll descend to practicality.

All right?

(Theme music playing)