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Okay, Andy, time for breakfast.
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I'll cook, but you've
got to clean up.
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Oh, there he is. Mom, can I
take Andrew into the living room?
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It's my last chance
to play with him
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before I have to
leave for school.
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Well, honey, I'm about
to give him breakfast,
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but you can help me
feed him. Okay, thank you.
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Okay, Andy, this
morning it's corn mush.
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I'll create a diversion,
you make a run for it.
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Oh, there he is. Andy.
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How about a quick
story before I go to work?
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What do you say?
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Dad, he's all
booked up right now,
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but maybe Mom
could read you a story.
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It's not the same.
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Come on, Alex,
don't be so selfish.
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He's my brother too.
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Well, Mallory, look.
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Today happens
to be the first day
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of my sophomore year in college,
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and I'd like a few
private moments
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to share with my only brother.
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Jennifer and I are about
to give him breakfast now.
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And if that falls though,
I got dibs on him.
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Then I'm next.
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Wait a minute, what about me?
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I want to play with
him. Come on, Andy...
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All right, all right, all right.
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Let's let Andy decide.
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Now, Andy,
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who's your favorite?
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Well, that seems clear enough.
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♪ I'll bet We've been together ♪
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♪ For a million years ♪
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♪ And I'll bet
We'll be together ♪
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♪ For a million more ♪
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♪ Ooh, it's like I
started breathin' ♪
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♪ On the night we kissed ♪
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♪ And I can't remember
What I ever did before ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ And there ain't No nothin' ♪
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♪ We can't love
Each other through ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
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♪ What would we do, baby ♪
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♪ Without us? ♪
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♪ Sha-la-la-la ♪
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♪ Love is a
many-splendored Thing ♪
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♪ It's the April rose
That only grows ♪
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♪ In the early spring ♪
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♪ Love is nature's
Way of giving ♪
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♪ A reason to be living ♪
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Kiss me, Dad.
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I used to like that song.
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Bare with me, Mom.
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First day of college,
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beautiful girls strolling
around the campus,
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surely you must
remember what it's like
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to be young and in love?
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Or at least in love.
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Ow. Kidding. Kidding.
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Well, now, this...
This is big news, Alex.
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What girl are you in love with?
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Well, Dad, I've narrowed it
down to seven lucky finalists.
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And you'll find their
pictures in here.
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Leland College
Freshman Directory.
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You met seven
different freshmen girls
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on your first day of school?
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Well, I haven't actually
met any of them yet, Mom,
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I decided it'd be more
efficient to go through the book
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pick one I like, seek
her out, and fall in love.
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Wouldn't it be easier
just to order a few,
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try them out, and then send
back the ones you don't like?
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You're a natural at this.
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Alex, picking out girlfriends
based on pictures in a book
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is a bit immature,
not to mention sexist.
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Right, Steven?
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Steven!
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Oh, uh... Yes. I agree.
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Now, this is despicable, Alex.
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I'm shocked at you.
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Will you two cut it out?
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Yes, really, Alex.
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Come on, Ma.
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Look at this one.
Tricia Armstrong.
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Now, come on. Don't you
think we make a good couple?
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Well, you're both
two-dimensional.
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See?
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Anyway, here's my plan:
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I figure I'll drop her a note
in the college mail tomorrow,
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tell her I'm from
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the Sophomore
Hospitality Committee,
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and I'll be calling
by later in the day.
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Yes.
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Ah. Excuse me.
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You're not Tricia
Armstrong, are you?
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No, I'm Ellen Reed.
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Sorry to disappoint you.
Tricia's my roommate.
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Oh, she's your roommate.
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Fabulous.
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Hi. Uh, Alex P. Keaton,
Sophomore Hospitality Committee.
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Congratulations.
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Woah.
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Excuse me,
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uh, do you mind if I wait
around here for a while,
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I told Miss Armstrong
that I'd meet her here,
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and it's... It's official
committee business.
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Yeah, I suppose.
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Uh, thanks very much.
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So you and Tricia must
be pretty close, huh?
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Met her yesterday.
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Oh. How'd that go?
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She said hello and I said hello.
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Sounds like she's
got the gift of gab,
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Put that down. Can't
you see I'm painting that?
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Wait a minute.
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That is supposed to be this?
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It's not supposed to
be representational,
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it's abstract.
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Oh, I'll say it's abstract.
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What do you call
it? "Find the Apple"?
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I'd explain the concept
of abstract art to you,
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but I have a feeling
I'd be wasting my time.
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Oh.
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Oh, you do, do you?
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Look, I know why you're here.
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What do you think, I'm stupid?
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I happen to know that
there's no such thing
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as a Sophomore
Hospitality Committee.
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There is too. I'm the president.
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And, uh, and founder.
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You're here for exactly the same
reason as all those other guys.
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You saw Tricia's picture
in the freshmen directory,
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and you came by
here to hit on her.
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That is not true.
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What other guys?
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Don't worry, you'll do fine.
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From what I can tell
about Tricia you're her type.
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Oh, oh, I see, and you
know what type I am.
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You got me all figured out.
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Well, let me take a shot.
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You're an economics major.
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You voted for Reagan.
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You're in the Debating Club
and the Young Executives Club,
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and you wear a jacket
and tie everywhere you go.
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Ha.
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Just shows you what you know.
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I quit the Debating
Club last spring.
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I'm sorry, I misjudged
you. Wait a minute,
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what is going on here?
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Why are you giving
me such a hard time?
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Maybe it's because I've had
to spend the last two days
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making inane conversation
with insecure guys like you
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who fall in love
with photographs.
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"Insecure," huh? Let
me tell you something.
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You have really got a
chip on your shoulder.
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I do not have a
chip on my shoulder.
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I am a very nice person except
when I'm around people like you.
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Oh, people like
me. People like me.
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I happen to like people like me.
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I can tell you do,
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and of all the people
like you that there are,
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you probably like you the best.
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Yeah, well, let me
tell you something,
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you are about the unfriendly,
self-righteous person
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I have ever met.
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Alex P. Keaton, Sophomore
Hospitality Committee.
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Hi. How you doing?
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Oh, hey, Alex. I left
some dinner for you.
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Oh, thanks, Mom. I already ate.
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Oh. How did your
girl-shopping go?
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It was fine. It was great.
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Oh. Is that one young
lady as pretty in person?
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Uh-huh.
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You seemed happier
with her picture.
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No, it was fine. She
was... She was great.
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She's really great.
We went to a movie
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and we're probably going
to go out tomorrow night.
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It's just that she's
got this roommate.
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Ellen Reed.
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Ma, I got into a big
argument with this girl
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while I was waiting
around for Tricia.
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It really bugged me.
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Do you know, she had the nerve
to accuse me of going over there
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just to hit on Tricia?
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Well, isn't that
why you went over?
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So what?
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What is the big deal?
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I was just asking.
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And then she starts in.
Real know-it-all, you know,
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like she knows
everything about me.
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"You're an economics
major, you voted for Reagan,
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"you're in the Debating Club,
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"you're in the Young
Executives Club.
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Well, all that is true.
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I quit the Debating
Club last spring.
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And then she tells
me I'm insecure.
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I mean... I mean, you don't
think I'm insecure, do you, Mom?
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B-B-Because I would hate
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for people to view
me-e-e as insecure.
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B-Because I'm not.
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I'm... I'm really, really not.
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Hm. This girl really
got to you, huh?
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You know,
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Alex, it was really nice of you
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to come over the
other day to meet me.
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All the guys at Leland
have been so nice to me.
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Well, that's the Leland motto:
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"We're nice."
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Easy, Trish.
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Oh, hi, Ellen.
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Hi, Trish.
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Hello.
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Hello. TRICIA: Oh,
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Ellen, your boyfriend Dennis
called a couple of hours ago.
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He said he'd call back tomorrow.
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Oh, thanks, Trish.
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Ellen's boyfriend is a
senior at Franklin & Marshall.
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He's going to be a psychologist
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and they're probably
going to get married.
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Isn't that great?
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Swell.
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Trish, you have a phone call.
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Oh, thanks, Jack.
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I'll be right back, Alex.
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Well, you two seem
to be hitting it off.
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Well, that shouldn't
surprise you,
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after all, we are the same type.
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Listen, I won't bother you guys,
I just came back to get a book,
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I'll be out of your
way in a minute.
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Hey, it's your room.
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Need any help?
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No.
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Here, here, let me get that.
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No, I can do it.
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The same thing
happened yesterday,
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I fixed it myself.
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You did a nice job.
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Okay, fine, you seem
to want to help so badly...
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All right.
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Just, uh...
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Right, uh, just, like...
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All right, okay, no prob.
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Just get this...
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All right, okay.
All right. Here.
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Okay.
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There we go.
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Gently, gently.
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Ah.
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Piece of cake.
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Anything else need
fixing while I'm here?
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That'll do it. Thanks.
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Uh.
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Listen, Ellen,
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about the other day,
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I'm sorry if I came
on a little strong.
259
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,040
I'm sorry too.
260
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,023
Hey, hey, did you do these?
261
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,158
What? Oh, yeah.
262
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:04,894
They're mine.
They're not very good.
263
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,158
Oh, come on, these are great.
264
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,901
I mean, now, these
look like real things.
265
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:14,136
I mean, look at that. That
could be a real painting.
266
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,726
It is a real painting.
267
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,907
Yeah, this one
too. This is great.
268
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:19,941
Who is that?
269
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,379
Oh, that's just a guy I know.
270
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:24,713
An old friend.
271
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,615
Dennis.
272
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,183
Oh, your boyfriend.
273
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:32,154
Well, I guess that depends on
what you mean by "boyfriend."
274
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,690
Uh, Tricia said you
were gonna marry him.
275
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:37,274
Oh, well, if that's
what you mean, yeah.
276
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,963
So... So you are
getting married?
277
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,866
Well, he really wants to.
278
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,034
Of course, I do too.
279
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,869
I probably will.
280
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:48,271
I'm sure I will.
281
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,705
I don't know. Maybe not.
282
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,929
Well, as long as
you're sure. I mean...
283
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,312
What a nice call that was.
284
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,546
Who was it from?
285
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,148
A guy named Brett
286
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,284
from the Senior Class
Welcoming Committee.
287
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,021
Listen, Trish.
288
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,690
Uh, you gotta be
careful, you know,
289
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,593
a lot of those
organizations are bogus.
290
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,451
Trust him, he knows.
291
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,034
Bye, Ellen.
292
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,936
Come on, Alex.
This is important.
293
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,572
Now, pretend that you're
Theta Pi Sigma sorority
294
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:27,142
and you invited me to
tonight's fall pledge dance.
295
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,286
Which one would you
most like me to wear?
296
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:32,781
Uh, Tricia, this is silly.
297
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,517
I mean, I'm not good at
pretending I'm a sorority.
298
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,640
I never have been.
299
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,511
Oh, the pink one's you, Alex.
300
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,727
Jennifer, Mallory.
Oh, hi, Mr. Keaton.
301
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,596
I'm going to go try
these dresses on,
302
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,198
will you tell me
which one looks best?
303
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,982
Sure, let's go. Okay, bye.
304
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,668
Well, Alex,
305
00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:56,005
I have to give you credit.
306
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,773
You got that book, picked
out the girl you wanted,
307
00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:02,511
sought her out, and now
you're a happy couple.
308
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,780
You took all the surprise
and romance out of love,
309
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,764
and reduced it to
what it should be:
310
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,874
an exact science.
311
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:15,124
Yeah, well, it's not as
exact as I'd hoped, Dad.
312
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,792
What do you mean?
313
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:21,163
I don't know. Here
I am, I'm with Tricia.
314
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,165
She's everything
I'd hoped she'd be.
315
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,868
She's beautiful,
she's fun-loving,
316
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,336
she's vivacious,
317
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,104
and if I have to spend
another minute with her,
318
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,008
I'm going to
strangle both of us.
319
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:34,331
Well, these things take time.
320
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,547
Crazy thing is she's
got this roommate,
321
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,616
an art major for
crying out loud,
322
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,200
who I-I have absolutely
nothing in common with,
323
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:48,591
and for some unknown reason,
I think about her constantly.
324
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,693
And she's got a boyfriend who
she's probably going to marry.
325
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:57,799
Alex, I hope I'm not interfering
in your personal life if I say:
326
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,223
"Good luck."
327
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,571
Oh, there you are, Alex.
328
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,140
Would you look after
Andrew for a while?
329
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,374
Oh, yeah. You got it, Mom.
330
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,374
Oh, and Dad?
331
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:07,376
Yeah.
332
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,877
I hope you win this time.
333
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:13,048
Alex, we jog for
exercise and fun,
334
00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:14,449
it's not a competition.
335
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,152
Yeah. You ready to go?
336
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,456
Yeah. All set.
337
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,456
You mind getting
that for me, dear?
338
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,013
Uh, yeah.
339
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,410
Steven!
340
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:30,365
Well, big guy, looks
like just you and me.
341
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,668
What do you want to do, Alex?
342
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,403
I don't know, I thought maybe
343
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,104
we'd pop open a
couple cold beers.
344
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:38,941
Okay, but I'm only
nine months old,
345
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:39,965
make mine a light.
346
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,847
You're corrupting a
minor I'm calling the police.
347
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:48,150
When...? Uh, when...?
When did you get here?
348
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,418
Just a second ago,
349
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,654
I came by to pick up Tricia.
350
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:52,888
Who's that little guy?
351
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:55,590
This is my brother Andrew.
352
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,259
Andrew, this is Ellen.
353
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:58,883
Hi, Ellen.
354
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,631
Tricia needs a guy's
opinion about her dress.
355
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,655
I think's Andrew's
our safest bet.
356
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,243
Well, I guess I'll go
tell Tricia I'm here.
357
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,244
Yeah, uh, wait.
358
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,234
Ellen, uh, just a minute.
359
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,337
I, uh, I-I got you something.
360
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:22,985
You did?
361
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:26,489
Yeah, it's no big deal,
I-I was at this art show,
362
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:29,379
and, uh, they were
having a sale on Picassos,
363
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:38,188
and I knew you liked
his stuff so I got you one.
364
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:49,333
Alex, it's not a Picasso.
365
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:51,513
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is.
366
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:52,514
Sure. Look right here.
367
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:55,406
Uh, Pi... Picardo.
368
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,412
Uh... Uh, Vince Picardo.
369
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,330
Got to admit,
though, he is good.
370
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,790
Alex, thank you, this...
This was really sweet of you.
371
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,205
It was... It was nothing.
372
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:18,841
Really, I mean, I was
there and everything
373
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,042
and I knew you liked art.
374
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,409
It was still very
sweet. Thank you.
375
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,511
No, no, don't worry about it.
376
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,212
It was a couple
of bucks. Even so.
377
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,404
It was very sweet now shut up.
378
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,042
You're welcome.
379
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,254
So I guess I'll see you
guys at the dance tonight.
380
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,528
Oh, you, uh, you
going to be there?
381
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,230
Yeah. Just to make some money.
382
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,934
I'm working the
refreshment table.
383
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,135
So come say "hello"
if you get bored.
384
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,159
I will.
385
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,941
In fact, um, maybe...
386
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:53,965
Maybe we could...
387
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,278
Oh, hi, Ellen. Hi.
388
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,446
I didn't know you were here yet.
389
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,214
Yeah, uh, she just got here.
390
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:00,838
Just now. Second ago.
391
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,319
Great, are you ready to go?
392
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:04,319
Yeah, let's go.
393
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:05,503
Okay.
394
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,046
Oh.
395
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,029
Bye.
396
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,497
Bye. I'll see you tonight.
397
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:16,521
Yeah.
398
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,683
Thanks, Alex, that was nice.
399
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,017
You having a good time?
400
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,219
Oh, it's wonderful.
401
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:38,386
Everybody looks so nice
402
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,689
and the decorations
are beautiful.
403
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:41,690
Hi, Ellen.
404
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,658
Hey, it's 10:00.
405
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:46,629
Showing a tape of last week's
pep rally up in the lounge.
406
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,530
Oh, wow. You want to go, Alex?
407
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:51,167
Uh, no, Tricia, why
don't you go ahead?
408
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,802
Um, I'm going to
stay here and relax.
409
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,104
Enjoy these decorations.
410
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,162
Okay, I won't be long.
411
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:03,333
♪ What did you think? ♪
412
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:08,305
♪ I would do at this moment ♪
413
00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:12,843
♪ When you're
standing Before me ♪
414
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:16,258
Hey.
415
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:17,259
How's it going?
416
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:18,760
Fine.
417
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:19,904
Excuse me.
418
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,334
Something wrong?
419
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,734
No, nothing wrong.
420
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,703
Well, listen, why
don't you take a break?
421
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:29,705
Let's dance.
422
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,407
No, I can't, I have to...
423
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,311
make sure there's
enough punch available.
424
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:41,483
Ellen, there are 8,000
cups of punch here.
425
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,884
Please, Alex, I
don't want to dance.
426
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,419
Why not? Because I just don't.
427
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:45,420
Come on.
428
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,043
♪ I would say at this moment ♪
429
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,714
♪ When I'm faced
With the knowledge ♪
430
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:55,552
♪ That you just don't love me ♪
431
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:59,222
♪ Did you think I
would curse you ♪
432
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,427
♪ Or say things to hurt you ♪
433
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:09,766
♪ 'Cause you just
don't Love me no more ♪
434
00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:16,140
♪ Did you think I
Could hate you ♪
435
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,588
♪ Or raise my hands to you... ♪
436
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,789
Ellen.
437
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:21,823
What?
438
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,091
Nothing.
439
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,126
What is it?
440
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,562
Nothing. I...
441
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:27,563
Nothing.
442
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:28,963
You were going to say something.
443
00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:31,333
No, no. No, I-I-I thought I
was going to say something,
444
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:34,224
and then I realized I wasn't.
445
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,432
♪ I'd never hurt you ♪
446
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:44,879
♪ Woah-oh-oh-oh ♪
447
00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:47,471
♪ What do you think ♪
448
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:51,709
♪ I would give at this moment ♪
449
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,956
Ellen.
450
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,057
What?
451
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,414
Nothing.
452
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,184
T-T-That time it
was really nothing.
453
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,588
♪ I'd fall down on my knees ♪
454
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,426
♪ Kiss the ground
That you walk on ♪
455
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:14,632
♪ If I could just
Hold you again ♪
456
00:22:20,306 --> 00:22:22,818
Ellen. Alex, please, let me go.
457
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,322
Ellen, I'm sorry. I-I slipped.
458
00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:28,113
Ellen.
459
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:32,928
Guess who?
460
00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:36,331
What were you doing?
461
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,699
Uh, dancing.
462
00:22:37,723 --> 00:22:39,968
I danced with Ellen.
463
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:40,969
Really?
464
00:22:40,993 --> 00:22:42,793
Well, did she tell you?
465
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,109
Tell me what?
466
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,576
Oops.
467
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,046
Maybe she doesn't
want anybody to know.
468
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:52,714
Know what?
469
00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:53,982
Promise you
won't tell anyone...?
470
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,650
Look, Tricia, I am not
fooling around here.
471
00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:56,951
What is it?
472
00:22:56,975 --> 00:22:58,854
Well, she decided
to get married.
473
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,790
She called her boyfriend
right before the dance
474
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,925
and said yes, isn't that great?
475
00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:09,598
♪ I'd fall down on my knees ♪
476
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:12,890
♪ And I would kiss the ground
That you walk on, baby ♪
477
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:18,562
♪ If I could just
Hold you again ♪
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