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Last week onFamily Ties:
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I still can't get used to it,
you know.
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I don't have a dad
anymore.
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Don't worry, Ma.
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I'm here.
Elyse is here.
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We're gonna help ya.
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A lot of ghosts here, Elyse.
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Being here just
brought it all back.
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My dad, the problems,
the fights.
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Dad always liked you, Rob.
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Are you kidding?
Me and Dad: "Woosh. "
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You and Dad:
"Woosh. "
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It's so odd
being in this house.
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I mean, I know I'm married,
I'm 40 years old,
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I got four kids.
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But lying in this bed,
in this room,
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I'm telling you,
I'm 10 years old.
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A lot of ghosts here, Elyse.
A lot of ghosts.
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## I'll bet
We've been together ##
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## For a million years ##
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## And I'll bet
We'll be together ##
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## For a million more ##
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## Ooh, it's like
I started breathin' ##
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## On the night we kissed ##
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## And I can't remember
What I ever did before ##
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## What would we do, baby ##
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## Without us? ##
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## What would we do, baby ##
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## Without us? ##
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## And there ain't
No nothin' ##
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## We can't love
Each other through ##
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## Ooh-hoo ##
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## What would we do, baby ##
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## Without us? ##
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## Sha-la-la-la ##
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Well, it took an hour
of singing and rocking,
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but I finally got Andrew
to sleep.
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Let him cry, Elyse.
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You don't wanna spoil him.
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Well, he's in a new place.
I think he's a little nervous.
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We didn't believe
in over-coddling our children.
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Heh. Well, that's funny
because Mom said
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that you spoiled
Dad so much
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that by the time
she got him, he was...
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I'll go check
on Andrew.
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Anyway, uh, you want me to put
these boxes in the hallway...?
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I don't think
I spoiled Steven.
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I- I don't think I actually used
the word "spoiled," May.
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Uh, anyway, it was mostly
in the area of food.
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What kind of food?
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I- It was nothing.
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You know, we can organize
these boxes by size...
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How did I spoil him
with food?
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Okay, come on, break it up,
you two. Break it up.
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Look, it's all right for Grandma
to spoil one of her children.
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Mom spoiled me.
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It's only natural.
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I'm her...
I'm her favorite.
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That's not true, Alex.
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Don't... Don't try to hide it,
Mom. It's...
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It's only natural.
I mean, uh, Darwin.
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Survival of the cutest.
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Who's this Darwin guy,
a friend of yours?
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I don't have
any favorites, Alex.
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That's okay, Mom.
That's all right.
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You don't wanna talk
in front of the M-A-L.
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That's okay.
This guy, number one.
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Well, we have an offer.
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You have an offer
on the house?
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Yeah, have it here, Ma.
Looks real good.
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I don't know how good it looks.
Take it easy, Steve.
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Well, did you get
the price you asked for?
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Very close.
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Well, what's
the problem, then?
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Well, I'm thinking
maybe we can get more.
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Oh, come on, Robert.
We've been through this.
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That's a fair price.
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I'm not so sure
it's a fair price.
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I happen to have
some expertise
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in the real estate area,
don't forget.
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What expertise?
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Maureen. My wife.
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Her father was a realtor.
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So, what does that make you,
a realtor-in-law?
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Go ahead, make fun.
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But if Dad were here,
he would agree with me.
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He would say,
"Let's get our price. "
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He would, and you know it.
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And he'd be wrong.
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Sure.
Well, Dad was always wrong.
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I was always wrong.
Everyone was always wrong,
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Steve, except you.
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You're wrong, Rob.
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That's not what I said.
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Now, boys, stop it.
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What is wrong with holding out
for a few more dollars?
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I mean, why is getting
more money a sin?
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It's just not the right time,
that's all.
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This is not an easy time for Ma.
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The faster we get it over with,
the better.
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It's worth a few dollars
to save her that aggravation.
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All I know is Dad sweated
for 40 years
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to pay off this house.
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I am not letting it go without
fighting for every penny.
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Robert.
Look, Rob,
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this isn't gonna be one
of your special deals,
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you hear me?
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What's wrong with you?
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Can't you see
you're upsetting Ma?
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Mom's all right.
You're the problem.
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You haven't changed, Steven.
Mr. Emotional.
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Mom's upset, so let's get her
out of here today.
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This minute.
Yeah, sure.
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Never mind we're getting taken
in the deal.
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Why don't we just
give the house away?
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Hey! Who wants a free house?
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What I said makes sense.
This is a painful time for Ma.
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Let's get it over with.
She belongs at the Oaks.
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All her friends are there.
Let's get her there.
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She'll get there.
There's no big rush.
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It's simple math,
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something you were never
too terrific at.
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If we keep the house
on the market,
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we get a lot more.
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What does "more" mean?
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She doesn't need more,
she needs out.
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You're wrong.
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If we take this price,
Mom goes to the Oaks,
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we're going to run out of money
that much sooner.
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Then how are we going
to support her?
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We'll worry about that
when the time comes.
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Oh, heh, they don't make 'em
like you anymore, Steve.
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All heart, no brains.
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Boy, Dad needed to watch you.
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Now I've gotta
look out for you.
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I mean,
you're still the same kid
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who gave away a brand-new bike
to the orphanage.
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What was wrong with that?
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It was my bike.
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You never rode it.
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I never got a chance.
I turned around,
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Sister Mary Francis
was pedaling it away.
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Why are you bringing
this up now, Rob?
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That was 30 years ago.
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It'll be 32 years in May.
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The point is you don't think
like a normal person.
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I mean, you never did.
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You don't think like Dad,
you don't think like me.
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You think like you.
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Yeah, and that's very dangerous
in the real world, Steve.
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You can't talk to me
this way, Rob. Not anymore.
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I've come here to make sure
Mom gets the very best.
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I don't want her hurt now.
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Who the hell are you,
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coming here telling me
what's best for Mom?
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I'm here every day.
I do her shopping.
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When she gets sick,
she calls me up.
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When she has troubles
in the middle of the night,
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I'm the one who comes over.
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Where are you, Steve?
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Where are you when
your mother needs you?
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I'm asking you.
Where the hell are you?
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Because you're sure
as hell not here.
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Steven, get out here
this minute.
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What's with him?
We're late already.
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What's this?
Why aren't you dressed?
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I'm not going.
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What do you mean,
you're not going?
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I'm not going.
I'm staying home.
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What's the matter,
Steven?
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Why don't you
wanna come?
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I just don't want to.
That's all.
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Grandma knows.
It's okay with her.
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But it's not okay with me.
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When I say the family goes,
the family goes.
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Now, you get upstairs
and get dressed this minute.
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No.
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You say no to your father?
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Yes. I mean, no.
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Both.
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Maybe Dad needs
to talk to Steven alone.
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Come on, Robbie.
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I can't believe you.
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You're gonna get killed.
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I love Grandma.
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I wish we could go there
twice a week.
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All right.
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I'm gonna say this quietly
and only once.
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You are gonna go up the stairs,
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you're gonna get dressed,
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you're gonna get out
in the car,
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and you're gonna go to Grandma's
like a normal human being.
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Dad, I go to school
five days a week.
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I work every day after school
and Saturday.
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So? So does every kid
in America.
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So it's Sunday.
It's my day off.
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I should be able to do
what I want to on my day off.
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You know what my father would do
if I talked to him like that?
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He'd take out the strap?
Yeah.
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I'm not afraid.
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You're not afraid?
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Actually, I'm petrified,
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but I decided that I was gonna
make a stand today.
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This is your stand?
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Yeah. I should be able
to visit Grandma when I want to,
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not when everybody else does.
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By the way,
I'm going over there tomorrow.
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Who are you?
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Are you from this planet
or what?
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Dad.
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It's me, Steven.
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This figures to be a pretty
one-sided conversation, Dad,
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but there are some things
I have to say to you.
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I can just hear you saying:
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"Why do you have to bother me
when I'm lying down?"
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I wanna tell you
I'm sorry, Dad.
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I'm sorry for making
it so hard for you.
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There's so much
I wanna take back,
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make right. God.
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It all went by so fast.
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I wish I could
do it all over again, but...
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Then again,
I don't think I could stand it.
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I just couldn't take
Geometry again, Dad.
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Three times should
be enough for anybody,
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you gotta understand.
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I'm a father
of four kids now.
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Two sons,
just like you had.
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I hear you in me, Dad.
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I hear you when I tell Alex
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not to dribble the ball
in the house,
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or tell Mallory not
to come home too late,
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or Jennifer
to finish her milk.
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I hear you,
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and I have a much
better understanding
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of what you went
through with me.
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I've learned from you, Dad.
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And I promise you now
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to use what I've learned
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to make the best life
I can for my family.
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Yeah.
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I'll say goodbye now, Dad.
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But we'll talk again.
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I just want you to know
I love you so much.
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I always did.
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Did you hear any of this, Dad?
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Do you hear me?
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It's me, Steven.
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Your son.
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Hey, morning, Dad.
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Morning, Alex.
254
00:12:09,377 --> 00:12:10,543
What you got there?
255
00:12:10,578 --> 00:12:12,481
Some of Grandpa's
old papers.
256
00:12:12,516 --> 00:12:13,779
Anything interesting?
257
00:12:13,814 --> 00:12:15,447
Yeah, here's something
you might enjoy.
258
00:12:15,482 --> 00:12:18,116
Prospectus for a brand-new
company called IBM.
259
00:12:18,151 --> 00:12:19,451
Huh.
260
00:12:19,486 --> 00:12:21,319
See what Grandpa
wrote in the margin.
261
00:12:21,354 --> 00:12:22,285
Ah, let's see.
262
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,253
"This company will be successful
263
00:12:24,288 --> 00:12:27,289
on a scale we can only
begin to imagine. "
264
00:12:27,324 --> 00:12:28,524
Knew I got it from somewhere.
265
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:32,726
My dad was very shrewd
financially.
266
00:12:32,761 --> 00:12:35,093
Of course he was shrewd
financially, Dad.
267
00:12:35,128 --> 00:12:37,497
You don't just get someone
like me by accident.
268
00:12:39,596 --> 00:12:41,965
It takes, uh... It takes
generations of breeding.
269
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,034
Of nurturing
that one special gene.
270
00:12:45,069 --> 00:12:46,702
The finance gene.
271
00:12:48,336 --> 00:12:49,901
Well, I didn't get any of it.
272
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,873
Well, it skips
a generation, Dad.
273
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,342
That means your kids
won't get it.
274
00:12:57,377 --> 00:13:00,076
Don't even joke about that.
275
00:13:02,345 --> 00:13:04,481
So how much did grandpa
invest in IBM?
276
00:13:04,516 --> 00:13:05,615
Nothing.
277
00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:06,715
Nothing?
278
00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:07,682
No.
279
00:13:07,717 --> 00:13:09,484
Wh...? I don't get it.
280
00:13:10,786 --> 00:13:12,837
See, your grandpa
was great at pickin' 'em.
281
00:13:12,872 --> 00:13:14,897
But he was just too nervous
to really risk
282
00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,922
his own family's money,
not in a big way.
283
00:13:16,957 --> 00:13:18,657
He must have known
he was right.
284
00:13:19,759 --> 00:13:21,489
I always do.
285
00:13:21,524 --> 00:13:23,626
A lot of these men who went
through the Depression,
286
00:13:23,661 --> 00:13:25,278
it colored everything
they did.
287
00:13:25,313 --> 00:13:26,860
They'd seen it all collapse,
288
00:13:26,895 --> 00:13:29,898
and they never really believed
it wouldn't happen again.
289
00:13:29,933 --> 00:13:32,265
Life insurance.
They believed in that.
290
00:13:33,633 --> 00:13:35,566
Savings banks.
291
00:13:35,601 --> 00:13:39,504
Five percent,
compounded quarterly.
292
00:13:39,539 --> 00:13:42,370
Small dreams, but safe.
293
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,506
You know,
I remember the, uh,
294
00:13:45,541 --> 00:13:48,474
first day I figured out
what savings banks
295
00:13:48,509 --> 00:13:50,478
were really all about.
296
00:13:50,513 --> 00:13:52,413
You know, if they were
able to pay you five percent
297
00:13:52,448 --> 00:13:53,478
to use your money,
298
00:13:53,513 --> 00:13:55,346
you could bet they were
making a lot more
299
00:13:55,381 --> 00:13:58,148
than five percent
on it themselves.
300
00:13:58,183 --> 00:14:00,550
I remember I came running
home to tell you about it.
301
00:14:02,317 --> 00:14:03,953
I remember.
302
00:14:03,988 --> 00:14:06,321
Your kindergarten teacher
was furious.
303
00:14:07,921 --> 00:14:09,419
Yes, Miss McCullough.
304
00:14:09,454 --> 00:14:11,392
No head for business,
that woman.
305
00:14:14,093 --> 00:14:15,625
It's funny, isn't it?
306
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:17,961
You live a lifetime,
this is what's left.
307
00:14:17,996 --> 00:14:22,029
My dad reduced to a stack
of papers and files.
308
00:14:22,064 --> 00:14:23,965
Such a complex man.
309
00:14:27,435 --> 00:14:29,587
I really loved him, Dad.
310
00:14:29,622 --> 00:14:31,705
I know. He loved you.
311
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:35,040
Yeah, well,
we were a lot alike.
312
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,239
You know, sometimes, uh,
313
00:14:37,274 --> 00:14:41,211
after you and I have a big talk
or a political discussion,
314
00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:42,928
and I'd be sitting
there thinking:
315
00:14:42,963 --> 00:14:44,611
"How did I get
into this family?"
316
00:14:48,949 --> 00:14:51,717
I'd comfort myself
by thinking of him.
317
00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:54,486
You know,
I could see the connection.
318
00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:58,254
Sometimes late at night,
I'd give him a call.
319
00:14:58,289 --> 00:14:59,487
I didn't know that.
320
00:14:59,522 --> 00:15:00,922
Yeah. He'd get on, I'd say:
321
00:15:00,957 --> 00:15:04,093
"Grandpa, quick. Three reasons
why liberalism can never work. "
322
00:15:07,162 --> 00:15:09,562
I don't imagine he had any
trouble giving them to you.
323
00:15:09,597 --> 00:15:10,497
No.
324
00:15:12,596 --> 00:15:14,567
I feel close to Uncle Rob too.
325
00:15:14,602 --> 00:15:16,599
Well, that's nice.
326
00:15:16,634 --> 00:15:18,968
I wish I felt closer
to him sometimes.
327
00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:20,804
He's a good man, Dad.
328
00:15:22,604 --> 00:15:26,407
He, uh... He's a lot more
like you than you think.
329
00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:27,708
He just shows it differently.
330
00:15:27,743 --> 00:15:31,278
When did you become
so wise about people, Alex?
331
00:15:31,313 --> 00:15:34,813
Well, Dad, I know a lot
about conservative,
332
00:15:34,848 --> 00:15:37,115
financial-type
older brothers.
333
00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:38,048
It's my specialty.
334
00:15:40,281 --> 00:15:42,682
Rob and I had some
good times as kids.
335
00:15:42,717 --> 00:15:45,268
It's funny how the years
color your memories.
336
00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:47,819
I know you're going to find
this hard to believe,
337
00:15:47,854 --> 00:15:48,954
but when you're older,
338
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,724
some of your fondest
memories in the world
339
00:15:50,759 --> 00:15:52,257
will be of Jennifer
and Mallory.
340
00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:55,459
That is hard to believe.
341
00:15:57,929 --> 00:15:59,695
Morning, Alex.
Hey, morning Uncle Rob.
342
00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:00,962
Hey, did you see
the paper today?
343
00:16:00,997 --> 00:16:01,994
Bromwell Electronics?
344
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,130
Up three
and three eights.
345
00:16:03,165 --> 00:16:04,634
Yeah, ha-ha-ha.
That's a good boy.
346
00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:09,969
He's a terrific kid, Steve.
347
00:16:10,004 --> 00:16:12,137
You should be proud of him.
348
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,271
I am.
He likes you too, Rob.
349
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:16,103
And he respects you.
350
00:16:16,138 --> 00:16:18,675
Well, if not the father,
at least the son, huh?
351
00:16:20,474 --> 00:16:21,709
Robbie, we have to talk.
352
00:16:24,179 --> 00:16:25,779
I realize, uh,
353
00:16:25,814 --> 00:16:27,545
you and I have been at odds
for a long time now,
354
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:28,645
and, uh, there's a lot
355
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,348
of unfinished business
between us.
356
00:16:30,383 --> 00:16:32,652
You're not going to bring up
the baseball card thing again,
357
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:33,950
are you, Steve?
358
00:16:33,985 --> 00:16:35,787
I didn't take
your Joe DiMaggio.
359
00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:47,360
How'd we grow
so far apart, Rob?
360
00:16:49,929 --> 00:16:51,396
I don't know.
361
00:16:51,431 --> 00:16:53,331
One day,
you were my little brother,
362
00:16:53,366 --> 00:16:55,633
tagging after me
with a bat and a ball,
363
00:16:55,668 --> 00:16:57,865
shouting, "pitch 'em in.
Pitch 'em in. "
364
00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,068
Next year, this snot-nosed,
know-it-all teenager
365
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,236
telling me what
a terrible human being I was
366
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,535
and how my values
were all wrong.
367
00:17:04,570 --> 00:17:07,875
You always pitched 'em
in to me, didn't you, Rob?
368
00:17:07,910 --> 00:17:09,340
Even when you were
with your friends,
369
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:10,474
the big guys,
370
00:17:10,509 --> 00:17:12,777
you always found
a minute to come over
371
00:17:12,812 --> 00:17:14,178
and pitch in a few.
372
00:17:15,445 --> 00:17:17,413
I suppose I got a little
annoying with that, huh?
373
00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:19,415
Ah, I'll be honest
with you, Steve.
374
00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:20,649
You were a real pain.
375
00:17:21,716 --> 00:17:23,581
I didn't mean to be.
376
00:17:23,616 --> 00:17:25,651
I idolized you, Rob.
You were my big brother.
377
00:17:25,686 --> 00:17:26,953
I wanted to be like you.
378
00:17:26,988 --> 00:17:29,120
Hey, you remember when you
were in the fourth grade,
379
00:17:29,155 --> 00:17:30,272
I got you on the baseball team
380
00:17:30,307 --> 00:17:31,354
with all the ninth grade guys?
381
00:17:31,389 --> 00:17:33,125
We used to sit around
the locker room
382
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,192
and talk about sex.
383
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,094
I was always trying
to be so grown up.
384
00:17:38,129 --> 00:17:40,429
I was the only guy
in fourth grade
385
00:17:40,464 --> 00:17:42,096
pretending he had kids.
386
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,935
When did I become
such a bad guy, Steve?
387
00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:49,198
When did that happen?
388
00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:53,102
You were never
a bad guy, Rob.
389
00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:55,170
I think it was me.
390
00:17:55,205 --> 00:17:56,707
Maybe it didn't feel
like Dad loved me,
391
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:57,871
I don't know.
392
00:17:57,906 --> 00:18:00,607
You guys were always close.
I was...
393
00:18:00,642 --> 00:18:02,143
I was the outsider.
394
00:18:05,979 --> 00:18:07,811
Dad loved ya, Steve.
395
00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:11,416
He thought you were
unbelievably weird, but...
396
00:18:14,116 --> 00:18:15,586
he loved you.
397
00:18:16,786 --> 00:18:20,154
And he knew
you loved him.
398
00:18:22,991 --> 00:18:25,008
I love you too, Rob.
399
00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:27,026
You're my big brother.
400
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:37,198
Hey, look, uh, you know,
401
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:39,933
I was just talking
to Mom, and, uh...
402
00:18:39,968 --> 00:18:42,700
Well, she really wants to move.
403
00:18:42,735 --> 00:18:44,905
Well, the sooner she does it,
the easier it'll be for her,
404
00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:46,803
so maybe you're right.
405
00:18:46,838 --> 00:18:50,810
What's another $5000 against
the time she has left?
406
00:18:50,845 --> 00:18:51,873
Oh, I don't know, Rob.
407
00:18:51,908 --> 00:18:53,558
You know a lot more
about this stuff.
408
00:18:53,593 --> 00:18:55,174
I mean, you're here.
You know best.
409
00:18:55,209 --> 00:18:59,448
Steven. I'm taking
your financial advice.
410
00:18:59,483 --> 00:19:01,848
This is a big day for us.
411
00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:03,582
Don't blow it.
412
00:19:08,418 --> 00:19:10,819
Well, this is the last
of it, Dad.
413
00:19:10,854 --> 00:19:13,186
Mom went upstairs
to change Andrew.
414
00:19:13,221 --> 00:19:15,925
Thanks. What about
Jennifer and Mallory?
415
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,258
Who?
416
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,093
Your sisters.
417
00:19:21,128 --> 00:19:23,263
You sat next to them
on the plane for three hours.
418
00:19:23,298 --> 00:19:24,828
Oh, yeah. Those two.
419
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,898
Uh, yeah, well,
they're helping Mom with Andrew.
420
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,499
Sit down for a minute, Alex.
421
00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:31,668
Yeah, sure, Dad, uh,
422
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,803
something wrong?
423
00:19:33,838 --> 00:19:35,037
Mm-mm.
424
00:19:36,839 --> 00:19:40,075
You've become a good-looking
young man, Alex.
425
00:19:49,278 --> 00:19:51,914
Thanks... Thanks, Dad.
426
00:19:51,949 --> 00:19:53,316
You're a...
427
00:19:54,383 --> 00:19:55,750
good-looking older man.
428
00:19:58,651 --> 00:20:00,288
You're a knockout.
429
00:20:02,254 --> 00:20:03,554
No, I mean it.
430
00:20:03,589 --> 00:20:05,557
You were... You were pudgy
as a kid, that's all.
431
00:20:05,592 --> 00:20:07,226
I was worried
for a while.
432
00:20:07,261 --> 00:20:11,223
Well, uh, thanks, Dad.
433
00:20:11,258 --> 00:20:13,761
Can't tell you what
it means to a guy my age
434
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:16,265
to know his dad thinks
he's good-looking.
435
00:20:19,932 --> 00:20:22,834
I was afraid you had too
much Uncle Harold in you.
436
00:20:25,670 --> 00:20:30,407
He, um... He had a little
weight problem.
437
00:20:30,442 --> 00:20:32,074
That's only one guy, Dad?
438
00:20:36,011 --> 00:20:37,912
He was a nice man.
439
00:20:37,947 --> 00:20:39,778
Big booming laugh.
440
00:20:39,813 --> 00:20:42,950
Gosh, he's been dead for...
441
00:20:42,985 --> 00:20:44,284
20 years now.
442
00:20:44,319 --> 00:20:45,584
Oh, Uncle Wally.
443
00:20:47,051 --> 00:20:48,083
He's dead too.
444
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:55,421
Aunt Edna, Cousin Janet,
Uncle Les.
445
00:20:55,456 --> 00:20:56,625
They're all dead.
446
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:03,897
All dead.
447
00:21:07,063 --> 00:21:08,395
Well, this has been fun.
448
00:21:12,335 --> 00:21:14,100
I got a date tonight.
449
00:21:14,135 --> 00:21:15,035
Thank God.
450
00:21:16,771 --> 00:21:18,369
It's amazing, Alex, isn't it?
451
00:21:18,404 --> 00:21:20,572
There's a little piece
of all these people in you.
452
00:21:20,607 --> 00:21:21,607
Little movements,
453
00:21:21,642 --> 00:21:22,972
a smile,
454
00:21:23,007 --> 00:21:24,008
the way you tilt your head.
455
00:21:24,043 --> 00:21:26,108
Sometimes when you walk
a certain way,
456
00:21:26,143 --> 00:21:28,645
you're the spitting image
of your Aunt Ethel.
457
00:21:32,347 --> 00:21:35,984
Wow, that's a real confidence
builder before a date, Dad.
458
00:21:36,019 --> 00:21:37,851
It's family, Alex.
You can't escape it.
459
00:21:37,886 --> 00:21:39,282
Yeah.
460
00:21:39,317 --> 00:21:40,318
Oh, go ahead.
I'm sorry.
461
00:21:40,353 --> 00:21:41,284
I didn't mean
to keep ya.
462
00:21:41,319 --> 00:21:43,953
No problem, uh.
Okay, night, Dad.
463
00:21:46,190 --> 00:21:47,857
Good night, Ethel...
Alex.
464
00:22:49,631 --> 00:22:51,332
Boys, now you
are late for dinner.
465
00:22:51,367 --> 00:22:52,798
I want you to go wash up...
466
00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:54,852
Hey, guys, no dribbling
in the living room.
467
00:22:54,887 --> 00:22:56,579
Milton Berle's on TV tonight.
468
00:22:56,614 --> 00:22:58,236
Can I go over to Butchie's...?
469
00:22:58,271 --> 00:23:00,602
Oh, you're such
a sweet boy, Stevie.
470
00:23:00,637 --> 00:23:02,740
Next time, Mrs. Kretzer,
I promise.
471
00:23:02,775 --> 00:23:04,473
You broke his pipe.
472
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:06,041
I'm coming, Mom.
473
00:23:06,076 --> 00:23:07,593
I'm sorry, Dad.
474
00:23:07,628 --> 00:23:09,076
I'm coming, Mom.
475
00:23:09,111 --> 00:23:12,444
That's him.
That's Uncle Milton.
476
00:23:12,479 --> 00:23:13,829
MILTON BERLE
I lost my sheep,
477
00:23:13,864 --> 00:23:15,179
looks like you
lost your shape.
478
00:23:15,214 --> 00:23:17,414
Ladies and gentlemen...
479
00:23:17,449 --> 00:23:18,950
I'm home, Mom.
480
00:23:18,985 --> 00:23:20,384
I'm home.
481
00:23:21,384 --> 00:23:31,384
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