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## I'll bet
We've been together ##
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## For a million years ##
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## And I'll bet
We'll be together ##
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## For a million more ##
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## Ooh, it's like
I started breathin' ##
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## On the night we kissed ##
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## And I can't remember
What I ever did before ##
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## What would we do, baby ##
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## Without us? ##
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## What would we do, baby ##
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## Without us? ##
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## And there ain't
No nothin' ##
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## We can't love
Each other through ##
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## Ooh-hoo ##
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## What would we do, baby ##
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## Without us? ##
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## Sha-la-la-la ##
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Alex, will you give us
a hand?
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The Lamaze class is gonna
start any minute.
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Aw, I can't believe
you guys
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are actually going through
with this craziness.
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Nothing crazy
about Lamaze, Alex.
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It's a method
of natural childbirth.
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The husband assists the wife
in the delivery room,
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and no anesthetic is used.
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See, now, that's crazy.
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Look, the natural way
to have a child, Mom,
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is for the man to be
in the waiting room,
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smoking, pacing.
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And... And the woman to be
in the delivery room
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drugged out of her mind.
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You make it sound
so attractive.
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I think when I have a baby,
I wanna be unconscious.
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You're off
to a good start.
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I'll get it.
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Whoa, that must be
the pregnant women, Dad.
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I can feel the house
tilting a little.
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Hi.
Come on in. I'm Steven Keaton.
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Larry Harris.
Larry, hi.
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Suzie, his wife.
Suzie, pleasure.
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Yes, it is.
We're due in ten weeks.
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Wow. Your wife's
not showing at all.
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She's not pregnant.
These are our children.
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This is Mallory,
Alex and Jennifer.
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Hi.
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Have a nice class.
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Bye-bye.
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That's really amazing.
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You know, I bet your son here
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isn't much younger than Suzie.
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That's not to say that you guys
are too old or anything.
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You know, I had an uncle
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who got married
for the first time at 83.
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Any children?
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Not yet. Ha-ha-ha!
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That's funny.
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Uh, excuse me, uh,
enjoy your company.
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This is great.
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We got ourselves
a couple of old pros here.
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See, Suzie, you don't have
to be nervous.
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If these geezers can do it,
so can we.
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Thank you.
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Hi, I'm Carol Mannings,
your instructor.
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Oh, Carol. I-I'm Steven Keaton.
This is my wife Elyse.
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This is, uh, Larry, Suzie and, uh... Suzie.
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Leonard and Marge.
STEVEN Yeah.
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And...
Hi, I'm Donna Barrows.
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Donna.
Hi, Donna.
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Well, I'm a little late.
I apologize.
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So why don't we all just
sit down on the mat
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so we can begin.
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Okay,
first of all,
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one of the most important things
about Lamaze is relax...
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Yeah, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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Time-out. Time-out.
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Aren't we missing
somebody here?
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I mean, where's your husband?
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I don't have a husband.
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Oh, you're one of those,
uh, single mothers, right?
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I think that's great.
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Good for you, Donna.
I respect that.
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She's not married.
Larry.
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So it's been 11 years
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since you had
your last child.
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What have you been
doing all that time?
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Well, we have hobbies.
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I think it's wonderful
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you're having another baby.
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A lot of people your age
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would just be packing up
and heading for Florida.
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That's... That's
very sweet of you.
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Okay, everybody.
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We're gonna start up again
in a few minutes.
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Boy, she's really strict.
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We better be
getting back in.
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Oh, I'm right behind you.
I just wanna finish my tea.
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You're going to into trouble
with the teacher.
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I have a note.
Oh, good.
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Hi. How you doing?
Hi.
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I'm, uh, Alex Keaton.
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I'm Donna Barrows.
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Whoa.
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One of the Lamazonians,
I presume.
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Yes, I am. Good presuming.
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Uh, thank you.
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Uh, congratulations.
You, uh...
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You're gonna have
your first kid there?
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Yeah.
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I guess you and your husband
are pretty excited, huh?
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Oh, well, I am.
I don't have a husband.
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Well, then, uh...
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Then how did...?
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Oh.
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Oh, I get it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I, uh...
I see.
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I see.
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The relationship
didn't work out.
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We thought it would be best
if we didn't stay together.
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Pfft!
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You know, I...
I understand these things.
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I'm a contemporary guy.
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Does my mom know?
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I mean, uh...
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Uh, so you're, uh...
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You're flying solo
with this Lamaze thing, huh?
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Carol says
I'm the first single student
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she's had in her classes.
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Well, maybe they'll give you
a little trophy or something.
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Well, I'm not all alone, really.
I've got the little one...
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Oh, it's kicking now.
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Do you wanna feel it?
Uh, I mean, no.
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No, Donna, I couldn't.
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I mean, uh... we just met.
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Come on.
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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Whoa, that's incredible.
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Oh, Donna. You, uh...
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You got a person in there.
Mm-hm.
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Donna, we're starting.
Wow.
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Ooh, the Lamazonian call.
I better get back.
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Uh, yeah. Boy, that's, uh...
That's... That's neat.
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I mean, uh, this is, um,
really something
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that you're taking these
Lamaze classes all by yourself.
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Well, to be honest, I'm
a little nervous about it.
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I mean, it's difficult
to go through
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the whole pregnancy
by myself.
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Yeah, well, I think
you're gonna do fine.
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I hope so.
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Well, I'll see you
next time?
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Yeah. It was nice...
Nice meeting you.
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Uh, nice meeting you too.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Well, are you up
for tonight's Lamaze class?
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Yeah, I guess.
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But I...
I've been thinking, honey.
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They're all so young.
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That's true.
Babies are young.
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No, I-I mean the people
in the class.
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We're so much older
than they are.
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So what?
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So maybe we're too old.
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Too old for what?
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To have a baby.
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Obviously not.
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You don't feel that way?
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No.
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So you have no sympathy
and understanding
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for the way
I feel about this?
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Not really, no.
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Elyse, I know what
you're going through.
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I'm going through
the same thing myself.
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We're geezers.
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Well, what if we're geezers
that are too old
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for natural childbirth?
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What if I can't manage this?
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Well, look,
this isn't a contest.
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Besides, Elyse,
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you're the healthiest,
strongest woman I know.
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And you're just as young
and as beautiful
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as the day we met.
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You're saying that
to make me feel good.
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It's working.
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Come on, Elyse,
we're training for this.
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We're doing
everything we can.
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Trust me.
We're gonna have a...
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A beautiful baby.
Yeah.
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Come on, give me a hand
with this couch. It's too heavy.
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Whoa, hey!
Lamaze class. Great!
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Excuse me, Mom. Can't believe
I'm just in time.
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Well, there is always room
for one more. Heh.
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Wait a minute.
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What do you care about Lamaze?
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Come on. Look, you guys
are my parents.
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This involves
your life.
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If it interests you,
it interests me.
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Is Donna here yet?
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Who's Donna?
Donna. You know, Donna.
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Your... Your classmate.
The one with the, uh...
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and no, uh...
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No, she's not here yet.
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She let me touch her belly
the other day.
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She...
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has got...
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a living,
growing being in there.
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I mean, she is gonna
have a baby.
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Well, that's great.
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Otherwise
she's wasting her money
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on this Lamaze class.
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I'm telling you, ahem,
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parenting is a wonderful thing.
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I mean, bringing a child
into the world,
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caring for it, loving it.
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Ah, you guys wouldn't
understand.
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Whoa. All right.
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Hi!
Howdy-doo!
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Glad to see you
again.
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Hi, Leonard,
Marge.
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Hi, Steven.
How are ya, Steve?
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I'm fine.
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Okay, everybody.
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I think
we should get started.
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Now, if you remember,
last week,
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we talked
about the importance
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of a comfortable
birthing position, remember?
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I call it nesting.
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Now, what I'd like to do
is have the birthing partners
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arrange the pillows
on the mats for the mothers.
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Here, Donna. Come on.
Let me, uh...
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Let me show you
to your nest. Excuse me.
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Whoa, this looks like
a good area to build.
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Uh, pardon me, Dad.
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Is this area zoned
for nests?
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Thank you, Alex.
That's very sweet.
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Ah, not... Not at all.
Not at all. Here you go.
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Elyse.
Here you go.
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What's going on?
Why is he building nests?
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He's just being helpful,
honey.
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It's his first nest.
Don't make him self-conscious.
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Extend your left hand.
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Make a fist.
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Contract the muscles
as you inhale.
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Hold it.
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Exhale
and release.
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Now, partners, check the arms
for relaxation.
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What are you doing?
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I'm, uh... I'm checking your arm
for relaxation. Uh, do you mind?
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No.
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During this exercise,
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you should be giving
your partner
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warm, supportive messages.
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I'm, uh... very proud
of you, Donna.
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I love you, Elyse.
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I love you, Dad.
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I love you too,
Alex.
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00:11:09,797 --> 00:11:11,527
What are you doing?
260
00:11:19,598 --> 00:11:21,131
Uh, Donna, listen,
261
00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:22,332
I've been thinking, uh,
262
00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:24,501
about what we were talking
about the other day.
263
00:11:24,536 --> 00:11:26,432
You know, about, uh...
264
00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:30,103
About you being, uh, alone
and, uh, kinda scared.
265
00:11:30,138 --> 00:11:31,669
You have?
266
00:11:31,704 --> 00:11:34,802
Yeah. Listen, uh...
267
00:11:34,837 --> 00:11:37,371
I wanna be
your birthing partner.
268
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:39,871
What? We hardly know
each other.
269
00:11:39,906 --> 00:11:44,309
Uh, well, what better way
to get acquainted?
270
00:11:44,344 --> 00:11:47,010
We'll have a baby together.
271
00:11:55,379 --> 00:11:57,614
I don't understand how you're
handling it well as you are.
272
00:11:57,649 --> 00:11:58,813
Well,
it's not a problem.
273
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:01,215
Alex is just experiencing
the joy and exhilaration
274
00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:03,082
of fatherhood
for the first time.
275
00:12:03,117 --> 00:12:05,050
It's a life experience
we shouldn't deny him.
276
00:12:05,085 --> 00:12:08,202
I don't wanna deny him
the experience of fatherhood.
277
00:12:08,237 --> 00:12:10,779
I just think he should
actually be a father first.
278
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,321
I think he's doing
a wonderful thing for this girl.
279
00:12:13,356 --> 00:12:14,922
Now, haven't we always
encouraged him
280
00:12:14,957 --> 00:12:17,090
to be helpful and supportive?
281
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:19,189
He could send her a card.
282
00:12:19,224 --> 00:12:22,023
Look, Elyse, I just think
this has gone too far.
283
00:12:22,058 --> 00:12:24,056
Well, I don't.
Your 18-year-old son
284
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:26,892
is touring Saint Vincent's
Hospital with a pregnant woman
285
00:12:26,927 --> 00:12:28,025
at this very moment.
286
00:12:28,060 --> 00:12:29,559
You don't think
it's gone too far?
287
00:12:29,594 --> 00:12:30,694
No.
288
00:12:32,963 --> 00:12:35,295
What's all that lumber
doing in the garage?
289
00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:37,329
Oh, it's Alex's.
He's building a crib.
290
00:12:38,031 --> 00:12:39,731
A crib?
291
00:12:41,498 --> 00:12:43,597
Mom, if Alex is gonna be
a father,
292
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,434
does that mean
I'm going to be an aunt?
293
00:12:45,469 --> 00:12:47,785
Yeah. Well, sort of.
294
00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:50,101
No, no.
No, it doesn't.
295
00:12:53,204 --> 00:12:55,903
You know, Alex may not be
much of a brother,
296
00:12:55,938 --> 00:12:59,506
but something tells me he's
gonna make a pretty good father.
297
00:12:59,541 --> 00:13:02,872
He's not going
to be a father.
298
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,558
And you know, Jen, the...
The best part
299
00:13:04,593 --> 00:13:06,210
is that Alex
will have someone around
300
00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:09,108
who's shorter
than he is.
301
00:13:09,143 --> 00:13:12,144
For the first
few years, anyway.
302
00:13:12,179 --> 00:13:13,144
Enough! Enough.
303
00:13:13,179 --> 00:13:15,579
Go on. Go get...
Get ready for dinner.
304
00:13:15,614 --> 00:13:16,911
Steven, relax.
305
00:13:16,946 --> 00:13:20,281
Alex will calm down once
the initial thrill wears off.
306
00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:22,049
Whoa, hello, hello.
Hi.
307
00:13:22,084 --> 00:13:23,747
That Saint Vincent's,
308
00:13:23,782 --> 00:13:26,649
what a facility.
Yeah, it was kind of exciting.
309
00:13:26,684 --> 00:13:29,553
We saw a woman being wheeled
into the delivery room.
310
00:13:29,588 --> 00:13:31,150
Yeah, that'll be you
soon, mommy.
311
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,516
I'll be ready.
312
00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:35,120
No, no. Not you, Mom. Her.
313
00:13:37,921 --> 00:13:39,838
And, uh, we had
this great meeting
314
00:13:39,873 --> 00:13:41,756
with Dr. Whitlock,
our doctor.
315
00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:42,956
He has devised
316
00:13:42,991 --> 00:13:45,857
this complete method
of underwater birthing.
317
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:49,892
Mother and doctor
in scuba gear.
318
00:13:51,326 --> 00:13:54,427
She looks radiant,
doesn't she?
319
00:13:54,462 --> 00:13:56,527
Yeah.
320
00:13:56,562 --> 00:13:58,062
I guess
I better get back to work.
321
00:13:58,097 --> 00:13:59,127
I'll see you on Tuesday.
322
00:13:59,162 --> 00:14:00,795
Yeah, yeah, I'll walk you
to your car.
323
00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:03,498
Uh, I'll be right back.
I got a lot to tell you guys.
324
00:14:03,533 --> 00:14:06,166
Oh, we saw this great bassinet
at Frisch Brothers.
325
00:14:06,201 --> 00:14:07,532
We're gonna get one,
and we thought
326
00:14:07,567 --> 00:14:09,102
maybe you guys
would want one,
327
00:14:09,137 --> 00:14:10,902
uh, for your baby.
328
00:14:14,837 --> 00:14:17,370
Still think it hasn't gone
too far?
329
00:14:17,405 --> 00:14:19,138
Oh, almost forgot.
330
00:14:20,838 --> 00:14:23,007
We've decided
to breast-feed.
331
00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:24,274
Yes.
332
00:14:29,442 --> 00:14:32,827
Steven, you gotta
talk to Alex.
333
00:14:32,862 --> 00:14:36,178
Talk about what,
Miss Calm?
334
00:14:36,213 --> 00:14:39,277
Miss Let's-Not-Deny-Him-
His-Fatherhood.
335
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,543
Miss No Problem.
336
00:14:41,578 --> 00:14:44,345
All right, I admit
we have a problem.
337
00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:48,016
Prob... What's the big deal?
Our son is breast-feeding.
338
00:14:50,617 --> 00:14:53,649
It's about time!
339
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,617
All right, okay,
uh, see you Tuesday.
340
00:14:55,652 --> 00:14:58,054
And, uh, yeah, I'll pick up
that snuggy suit.
341
00:14:58,089 --> 00:15:00,120
Uh, Alex,
we've gotta talk.
342
00:15:00,155 --> 00:15:03,320
I know we do, Mom.
I mean, this is great.
343
00:15:03,355 --> 00:15:06,488
You're having a baby,
and we're having a baby.
344
00:15:06,523 --> 00:15:09,957
And they'll, like, know each
other and play together. Ah!
345
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:14,426
T- this is all happening
so quickly. I mean...
346
00:15:14,461 --> 00:15:16,794
What do you really feel
about Donna?
347
00:15:16,829 --> 00:15:18,195
Who?
348
00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:19,961
Oh, Donna. Oh.
349
00:15:19,996 --> 00:15:22,228
I don't know, Mom.
What's the difference?
350
00:15:22,263 --> 00:15:26,331
I mean, I'm not gonna date her.
I'm just having a baby with her.
351
00:15:26,366 --> 00:15:30,199
A baby that I'm gonna love and...
And... And... And care for,
352
00:15:30,234 --> 00:15:31,868
just... Just like
any father would.
353
00:15:31,903 --> 00:15:33,699
But you're not a father.
354
00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:36,035
Well, okay,
not genetically, no.
355
00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:38,301
And you are not married
to Donna.
356
00:15:38,336 --> 00:15:41,004
Well, you know, you guys
are really getting nitpicky
357
00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:42,937
about this whole thing.
358
00:15:42,972 --> 00:15:46,607
Look, look, Alex, Alex, I...
I know how you must feel.
359
00:15:46,642 --> 00:15:47,606
Uh, y-you wanna be an adult,
360
00:15:47,641 --> 00:15:49,240
have everything
that goes along with it,
361
00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:50,839
but you're just not ready
for this, Alex.
362
00:15:50,874 --> 00:15:53,042
You're just not
a father!
363
00:15:54,742 --> 00:15:57,810
Look, Dad, how...? How much did
you know about being a father
364
00:15:57,845 --> 00:15:59,544
before I was born?
365
00:15:59,579 --> 00:16:00,844
I learned.
366
00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:03,011
So will I, Dad.
367
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:06,164
And I only hope
that I'm...
368
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:09,282
as good at it
as you are.
369
00:16:09,317 --> 00:16:10,783
Well, uh...
370
00:16:11,548 --> 00:16:13,184
thank you.
371
00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:16,649
No, thank you, Dad.
372
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,085
Thank you
for your support.
373
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,520
No, no, come on. Hey.
374
00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:21,453
No.
375
00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:29,324
I'm glad we talked.
376
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,658
And when you squeeze it...
377
00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:37,126
it moos.
378
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:40,893
Huh?
379
00:16:40,928 --> 00:16:43,029
Huh? How about that?
380
00:16:43,064 --> 00:16:44,627
Great.
381
00:16:44,662 --> 00:16:46,461
Yeah, great.
382
00:16:46,496 --> 00:16:47,496
You can take it with you
383
00:16:47,531 --> 00:16:50,232
when they, uh,
put you in the home.
384
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,333
Come on. Look, Mallory,
what's the matter with you?
385
00:16:55,368 --> 00:16:57,831
Why can't you get excited?
I'm gonna be a father.
386
00:16:57,866 --> 00:17:01,535
Yeah, Mallory. I think it's cute
the way Alex is acting.
387
00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:03,637
It's insane.
388
00:17:03,672 --> 00:17:05,621
Mmm, I know.
389
00:17:05,656 --> 00:17:07,571
But he's cute.
390
00:17:08,872 --> 00:17:10,540
You keep it up.
391
00:17:14,606 --> 00:17:16,608
Oh, Mom, Mom, Dad.
Come here. Come here.
392
00:17:16,643 --> 00:17:18,042
Look at this stuff
I got.
393
00:17:18,077 --> 00:17:20,510
I don't wanna talk
about your baby toys.
394
00:17:20,545 --> 00:17:22,845
Hey, nice cow.
395
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:28,546
Come on, you guys. I don't wanna
miss the beginning of the movie.
396
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,848
I can't enjoy a movie unless
I know who the director is.
397
00:17:31,883 --> 00:17:34,016
Hey, so, what
are we gonna see?
398
00:17:34,051 --> 00:17:36,784
La guerre est finie.
399
00:17:36,819 --> 00:17:39,482
Oh, no. Subtitles?
400
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,585
I hate reading a movie.
401
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,187
Moo! Dum, dum, dum, dum.
402
00:17:47,221 --> 00:17:50,190
I wonder who's at the door.
403
00:17:50,889 --> 00:17:53,024
I'll find out.
404
00:17:54,224 --> 00:17:55,989
Hi, Donna.
Hi, Alex. Hi.
405
00:17:56,024 --> 00:17:58,126
Uh, how you feeling?
You, uh... You gain any weight?
406
00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,858
Let's get the scale,
check the charts.
407
00:17:59,893 --> 00:18:02,461
Oh, no, Alex. Wait.
I don't wanna weigh in today.
408
00:18:02,496 --> 00:18:05,163
Well, all right. Okay.
Oh. Oh.
409
00:18:05,198 --> 00:18:06,862
See the cow I got?
410
00:18:06,897 --> 00:18:08,946
Oh, it's nice.
Yeah.
411
00:18:08,981 --> 00:18:10,961
But what if it's a girl?
412
00:18:10,996 --> 00:18:13,397
Well, if it's a girl,
we'll, uh, go with the ducky.
413
00:18:13,432 --> 00:18:14,563
Hm.
414
00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:15,798
Ready to practice?
415
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:16,963
Oh, yeah, yeah.
416
00:18:16,998 --> 00:18:19,299
You know, Donna,
do you realize
417
00:18:19,334 --> 00:18:21,234
that sometime
in the next six weeks,
418
00:18:21,269 --> 00:18:23,236
we are about
to become parents?
419
00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:25,254
Well, that's not
exactly true.
420
00:18:25,289 --> 00:18:27,202
Yeah, right.
Okay, five weeks.
421
00:18:27,237 --> 00:18:29,404
Um, I was thinking
about nursery schools.
422
00:18:29,439 --> 00:18:31,389
Now, I don't think
we should send him
423
00:18:31,424 --> 00:18:33,340
to one that pushes academics,
you know?
424
00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:34,438
Alex...
425
00:18:34,473 --> 00:18:36,806
And... A-and also,
I was thinking
426
00:18:36,841 --> 00:18:37,839
that I'd really like him
427
00:18:37,874 --> 00:18:40,025
to grow up in this neighborhood,
you know?
428
00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:42,176
I mean, come on,
good enough for the old man,
429
00:18:42,211 --> 00:18:44,009
it's good enough
for him.
430
00:18:44,044 --> 00:18:46,746
And... And... And I wanna
take him to all the places
431
00:18:46,781 --> 00:18:50,181
that my folks took me
when I was a kid.
432
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:53,581
I can hardly wait
to take him to the bank.
433
00:18:55,315 --> 00:18:56,714
Alex, wait a minute.
434
00:18:56,749 --> 00:18:59,717
You're talking about us
like we're a family.
435
00:18:59,752 --> 00:19:02,685
You're not about
to become a father.
436
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,583
Look, I know
it's not my baby, okay?
437
00:19:05,618 --> 00:19:08,653
But that doesn't bother me.
It really doesn't.
438
00:19:08,688 --> 00:19:10,922
A- and I know
it's not gonna be easy,
439
00:19:10,957 --> 00:19:13,157
but the three of us
will make it through.
440
00:19:13,192 --> 00:19:15,323
Alex, wait a minute.
441
00:19:15,358 --> 00:19:18,722
You're talking about us
like we're a real couple,
442
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:20,489
like we're gonna
live together,
443
00:19:20,524 --> 00:19:24,359
like we're gonna
get married or something.
444
00:19:24,394 --> 00:19:26,794
I hadn't thought
about it that way,
445
00:19:26,829 --> 00:19:28,828
but, uh...
446
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:31,046
what the heck?
447
00:19:31,081 --> 00:19:33,195
Let's get married.
448
00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:36,696
Alex, we're not in love
with each other.
449
00:19:36,731 --> 00:19:39,632
We're in love with the idea
of being a family.
450
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:42,434
There's a big difference.
Well, not for me, Donna.
451
00:19:42,469 --> 00:19:45,201
We've been playing house
like a couple of kids.
452
00:19:45,236 --> 00:19:48,036
I'm the mommy,
and you're the daddy.
453
00:19:48,071 --> 00:19:49,701
Well, I got caught up in it too.
454
00:19:49,736 --> 00:19:52,271
Well, look, can't you just
get caught up in it again?
455
00:19:52,306 --> 00:19:53,803
No, I can't.
456
00:19:53,838 --> 00:19:55,371
Alex,
you're very sweet,
457
00:19:55,406 --> 00:19:58,891
and I think it's so nice
that you wanna help me,
458
00:19:58,926 --> 00:20:02,376
but our relationship's
not based on anything real.
459
00:20:02,411 --> 00:20:04,642
So what?
460
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:09,445
Alex, I think
you're a wonderful person,
461
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,246
and I care for you
a lot.
462
00:20:11,281 --> 00:20:12,977
But we can't keep
going on
463
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,846
as if we're really gonna
share our lives.
464
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,948
Donna.
This just can't work.
465
00:20:19,416 --> 00:20:21,133
Donna.
466
00:20:21,168 --> 00:20:22,893
Yes, Alex?
467
00:20:22,928 --> 00:20:24,619
That's my cow.
468
00:20:35,188 --> 00:20:38,489
No, no, no, Dad. You see,
the war was symbolic of...
469
00:20:38,524 --> 00:20:40,055
Hi, Alex.
470
00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:42,055
Where's Donna?
471
00:20:42,090 --> 00:20:43,556
She, uh...
She left.
472
00:20:43,591 --> 00:20:47,160
Symbolic of what, Jennifer?
Don't leave me hanging.
473
00:20:47,195 --> 00:20:50,128
Of man's alienation
from his own emotions.
474
00:20:50,163 --> 00:20:52,561
Can I play
with your cow, Alex?
475
00:20:56,562 --> 00:20:58,265
Did you practice
your Lamaze with Donna?
476
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,597
No. No, uh...
477
00:21:00,632 --> 00:21:03,200
Donna and I had
a slight falling out.
478
00:21:03,235 --> 00:21:05,768
We're never seeing
each other again.
479
00:21:05,803 --> 00:21:08,100
What happened?
480
00:21:08,135 --> 00:21:10,269
I'd rather not
talk about it, okay?
481
00:21:10,304 --> 00:21:11,568
Come on, Alex.
What happened?
482
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,170
Mallory, it's personal,
all right? Do you mind?
483
00:21:14,205 --> 00:21:16,738
Well, I tell you
personal things all the time.
484
00:21:16,773 --> 00:21:18,540
Like what?
485
00:21:21,940 --> 00:21:24,175
I told you
I love Boy George.
486
00:21:25,608 --> 00:21:28,310
That's not personal.
487
00:21:28,345 --> 00:21:29,844
That's scary.
488
00:21:34,547 --> 00:21:37,578
That's the last time
I open up to you, Alex.
489
00:21:41,513 --> 00:21:43,514
What happened, Alex?
490
00:21:46,017 --> 00:21:48,016
Well, Donna just said
she doesn't...
491
00:21:48,051 --> 00:21:52,151
feel the same way about me
that I feel about her.
492
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:53,853
She never has.
493
00:21:55,787 --> 00:21:57,389
How do you feel
about her?
494
00:21:58,854 --> 00:22:01,888
Mom, Mom.
She changed my life.
495
00:22:01,923 --> 00:22:05,324
She was almost
the mother of my child.
496
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:07,724
But how do you feel
about her?
497
00:22:09,126 --> 00:22:11,992
I just told you.
498
00:22:12,027 --> 00:22:14,627
You know, it...
It was so perfect.
499
00:22:14,662 --> 00:22:16,829
I mean... I mean,
it was a complete package.
500
00:22:16,864 --> 00:22:18,963
A great-looking girl,
501
00:22:18,998 --> 00:22:20,263
a baby...
502
00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:21,896
Boom! Instant family.
503
00:22:21,931 --> 00:22:23,432
You know,
it would have been
504
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,863
all settled for me.
505
00:22:24,898 --> 00:22:27,249
I would have skipped
all that stuff
506
00:22:27,284 --> 00:22:29,601
like, uh, meeting girls
and dating.
507
00:22:29,636 --> 00:22:32,333
Falling in love.
508
00:22:32,368 --> 00:22:35,570
Most people look forward
to the falling in love part.
509
00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:38,138
Yeah, well, I'm not like
most people, Mom.
510
00:22:38,173 --> 00:22:40,406
No argument there.
No argument there.
511
00:22:45,306 --> 00:22:48,507
You know, Dad, this whole thing
is your fault.
512
00:22:48,542 --> 00:22:51,459
If you, uh... If you weren't
such a great father,
513
00:22:51,494 --> 00:22:54,376
I wouldn't have been in such
a hurry to become one.
514
00:22:54,411 --> 00:22:56,511
I meant well.
515
00:23:03,381 --> 00:23:05,347
Oh! Oh, and, uh...
516
00:23:05,382 --> 00:23:07,715
And you make mothering
look real good too, Mom.
517
00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:09,050
Thank you, Alex.
518
00:23:11,917 --> 00:23:14,251
I guess I just got
carried away, huh?
519
00:23:14,286 --> 00:23:16,084
No.
No.
520
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:18,620
It could've happen to...
521
00:23:18,655 --> 00:23:21,121
no one else in the world.
522
00:23:22,121 --> 00:23:32,121
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