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## I'll bet
We've been together ##
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## For a million years ##
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## And I'll bet
We'll be together ##
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## For a million more ##
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## Ooh, it's like
I started breathin' ##
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## On the night we kissed ##
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## And I can't remember
What I ever did before ##
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## What would we do, baby ##
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## Without us? ##
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## What would we do, baby ##
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## Without us? ##
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## And there ain't
No nothin' ##
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## We can't love
Each other through ##
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## Ooh-hoo ##
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## What would we do, baby ##
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## Without us? ##
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## Sha-la-la-la ##
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Okay, Doug, it's to you.
You in or out?
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I don't know.
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What do you think I should do,
Alex?
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Play your own hand for once,
will you, Doug?
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Come on, Lyle, the Dougster
can't play his own hand.
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It's a fact that's been
documented for years.
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He needs me.
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All right, Doug,
I think he's bluffing.
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All right.
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I'll call you, Clancy.
What do you got?
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Straight to the jack.
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Ha. A pair of threes.
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Amazing.
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All right, all right.
So we lost, Doug.
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At least we lost
with dignity.
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You know, in a way
that's better than winning.
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I'd rather win.
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Next week's game
is at Flaum's house.
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Come on.
See you, Alex.
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Hey, Flaum, Flaum,
leave the bowl, leave the bowl.
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You guys are animals.
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See you guys later.
See you next week.
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All right, Dougie,
here's what we gotta do.
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go in the living room and watch
Bridge on the River Kwai.
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Sounds great.
I can't stay.
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Wait a minute, Dougie,
what are you talking about?
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Don't break tradition here.
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After every game,
I count my money,
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you clean up, and then we go
watch a movie on TV.
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Sorry, Alex, I can't tonight.
Someone's picking me up.
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Who?
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I met a girl.
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A girl? You?
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Heh. I couldn't believe it
either.
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We're going to a movie
at the North Town.
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Wait a minute,
you're telling me you'd rather
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go out with a girl
than help me clean up?
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I know it sounds crazy,
but yeah.
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That's her.
I know her ring.
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Here I am,
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amore mio.
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Sometimes,
when we're alone,
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we speak Italian
to each other.
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It's the language
of love.
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I'm in the kitchen,
amore.
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Thank you, Doug.
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Th... That's very sweet
of you.
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Mr. Keaton,
I- I thought you were Eleanor.
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Uh, no, I'm me.
Right.
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This is Eleanor.
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Hi.
Nice to have met you.
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Nice to meet you.
Oh, uh, arrivederci.
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What?
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Oh. Well, this is him,
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Alex P. Keaton,
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my best friend.
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Isn't he cute?
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Doug.
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This is her,
Eleanor Lee,
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the girl.
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Isn't she cute?
Doug.
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Hey,
you're both so cute.
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Doug.
Doug.
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It was very nice meeting you,
Alex.
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Uh, yeah, same here.
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Listen,
we're running a little late.
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We better get going
if we wanna catch this movie.
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Unless you'd rather stay.
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We could go
some other night.
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What, and missBambi?
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All right. Okay, Doug,
don't forget,
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Friday night, third annual
Milton Friedman lecture.
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Absolutely. Wouldn't miss
it for the world, Alex.
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I'll be there.
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We were going to my sister's
on Friday, Doug.
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Have to miss it, Alex.
Sorry, no way.
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See you later.
Bye.
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Alex, you wanna go
for ice cream with us?
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No, thanks, Dad.
No, Doug's coming over.
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We're gonna watch
True Griton TV.
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It's his favorite movie.
Are you sure?
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Yeah, I'm sure. I'm kind
of looking forward to it.
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You know, I haven't seen
Doug in awhile.
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Yeah,
it's gonna be great.
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Just the two men
watching a man's movie.
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The Duke.
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You guys go ahead.
Okay.
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There he is.
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Hey, Doug.
Hey, Alex.
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Eleanor.
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Hi, Alex.
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Alex, I had a great idea.
I brought Eleanor.
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Talk about
your great ideas.
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Alex, I hope you don't mind
my joining you guys.
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Doug said you wouldn't.
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Mind?
Hey, why should I mind?
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Yeah, why should he?
Yeah, why should I?
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Well, I mean, I am intruding
on what's supposed to be,
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you know,
guys' evening.
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Ah, it's true.
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Okay, Doug,
movie's about to start.
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What movie?
What do you mean, "what movie?"
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Doug, it'sTrue Grit.
It's your favorite movie, Doug.
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Not anymore.
Now it'sYentl.
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Yentl?
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I saw it last week
with Eleanor.
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Your favorite movie
used to beTrue Grit,
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and now it'sYentl?
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That's right, Alex.
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I'm evolving,
I'm broadening my horizons.
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I'm... What's the third thing
I'm doing?
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You're learning
how to think for yourself.
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Well, I'm real happy
for your progress, Doug,
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butTrue Grit
is what's on this TV tonight.
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True Gritwill be fine, Alex.
I never saw it.
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It's noYentl.
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Could you pass me
Eleanor's hand please?
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Ah, sure.
Thanks.
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This is great,
isn't it, Alex?
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It's a dream come true,
Doug.
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Um,
what's wrong with Alex?
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Hm? What do you mean?
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Well, just a few minutes ago
he came up to me
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out of the blue
and gave me a big hug.
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What's wrong with that?
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I was in the shower.
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That is a little strange.
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You know, Alex hasn't been
himself the last two weeks.
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Doug's been spending
so much time with Eleanor
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that Alex never gets a chance
to see him.
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I think he's lonely.
He needs a friend.
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Shh. Here he comes.
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Hi.
Hi, Alex.
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Hey. Hey,
how did that shower turn out?
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Uh, fine.
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Oh, wow, that's great.
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Oh,
you smell good.
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Oh, oh, wow,
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Mom,
pregnancy exercises.
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Can I do some of these
with you?
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Oh, I've already
done mine today, honey.
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May... Maybe tomorrow.
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Hey, Mal. Hey, Mallory.
Hey, listen,
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can I... Can I drive you
down to the mall,
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you know,
we'll go shopping together?
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Uh, I went shopping yesterday,
Alex.
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I have no money left.
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I can't catch a break here.
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Hey, Jen.
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Hello.
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Got any dolls
you want to dress up?
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My dolls are all dressed,
thank you.
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We could strip
a couple down.
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Alex, why don't you just
pick up the phone and call Doug?
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Come on, Mom,
what does Doug have to do
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with a young man's natural
desire to dress dolls?
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Alex, if you miss Doug,
why not give him a call?
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He's your best friend.
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Wasmy best friend,
Dad.
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You know, we've drifted apart.
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These things happen.
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Hi, Mr. Keaton,
hi, Mrs. Keaton.
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Hey, Doug, all right.
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Hey.
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All right. You two have
a good day together, huh?
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Come on, Elyse,
I'll race you to the car.
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Hey.
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Alex, I got something
I want to tell you.
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Okay, great,
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'cause I got something
that I wanted to tell you.
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Okay, well, you go first,
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but hurry up,
'cause I gotta go meet Eleanor.
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You know,
funny you should mention her,
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because she's who I wanted
to talk to you about.
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Uh, I-I think you've been seeing
too much of her, you know?
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Too much of her?
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Alex, I've never met
another girl like her.
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And the amazing thing
is she's interested in me.
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Come on, Doug, lots of girls
are interested in you.
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Well, sure,
as a sociological curiosity.
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No, I'm not like you.
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I don't have girls
falling all over me.
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Ah. You know...
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Listen, Dougie, let me give you
a little advice, okay?
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You gotta keep your
options open, pal, you know?
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Plenty other fish
in the sea.
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I found the fish for me,
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and we're taking
an apartment together.
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You're what?
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You're gonna live with her?
Uh-huh.
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You can't do that.
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You're gonna see her
all the time now.
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Uh, I hope so, we're gonna be
joined in holy matrimony.
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No.
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Yeah, I'm getting married,
Alex.
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Well...
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Uh... Uh, congratulations,
right? I mean...
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I mean that's
terrific news.
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Oh, Doug, married.
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Oh, good for you.
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Thanks. Thanks. Th... That's what
I wanted to tell you.
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I'm glad you're happy,
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and I appreciate
your good wishes, and...
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Of course, I want you
to be my best man.
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Doug, are you crazy?
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Hey, I...
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You don't have
to be my best man.
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I am not talking
about being your best man.
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I'm talking
about you getting married.
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That's insane.
That's ludicrous.
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How... How are you
gonna support yourself?
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Well, for my part,
I'm collecting aluminum cans.
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You can't.
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You cannot live on what you get
from recycling aluminum.
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That's just my part.
She's rich.
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You can... You cannot
get married to this girl.
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It will be the biggest
mistake of your life.
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Oh, yeah?
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Maybe you're the biggest
mistake of my life.
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Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
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And if that's the way you feel,
don't come to the wedding.
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Okay, I won't.
Okay, you can't.
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Well, fine.
Fine.
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And I'll tell you another thing.
What?
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You can't be
my best man either.
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Hey, this is great,
huh?
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Just the four of us
playing cards.
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You know,
I thought we'd miss Doug,
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but, uh, we're getting along
just fine without him.
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I miss Doug.
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Me too.
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So do I.
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Guys,
will you forget about Doug?
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Doug is history.
It's just us now,
255
00:12:06,152 --> 00:12:08,019
and we're gonna...
We're gonna play poker,
256
00:12:08,054 --> 00:12:09,851
and we're gonna have
a good time, right?
257
00:12:09,886 --> 00:12:12,987
I'll bet Doug's wedding
is gonna be just great.
258
00:12:13,022 --> 00:12:15,285
I hear it's all you can eat.
259
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,487
Come on, guys,
will you cut it out?
260
00:12:17,522 --> 00:12:19,485
Look, it's just us.
261
00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:23,688
Now, w-we're gonna keep playing
cards, e-every week, right?
262
00:12:23,723 --> 00:12:25,554
W- we don't need Doug, right?
263
00:12:25,589 --> 00:12:26,686
Yeah.
Every week.
264
00:12:26,721 --> 00:12:28,653
Now, along those lines,
265
00:12:28,688 --> 00:12:31,787
uh, I got a little something
266
00:12:31,822 --> 00:12:34,188
that I'd like
you all to look at, okay?
267
00:12:34,223 --> 00:12:36,155
Here you go.
268
00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:39,254
What is this,
a test?
269
00:12:39,289 --> 00:12:41,790
I don't know, it's a...
It's an agreement...
270
00:12:41,825 --> 00:12:44,288
It's... A contract, you know.
271
00:12:44,323 --> 00:12:46,924
Just a legal document
wherein we all promise
272
00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:49,457
to keep playing cards
every week.
273
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,557
Forever?
274
00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:57,957
Don't be silly, forever.
275
00:12:57,992 --> 00:13:01,325
No, it's just for seven years.
276
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,291
I can't sign this,
Alex.
277
00:13:03,326 --> 00:13:06,726
All right, fine. If that's the
way you guys wanna be, great.
278
00:13:06,761 --> 00:13:09,393
Game's over, okay?
Pack up. Let's go.
279
00:13:09,428 --> 00:13:11,058
You're a great host,
Keaton.
280
00:13:11,093 --> 00:13:12,592
We should have played
at Flaum's house.
281
00:13:12,627 --> 00:13:14,394
Yeah, maybe we can get
something to eat there.
282
00:13:14,429 --> 00:13:16,093
Good night, Alex.
283
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,659
Arrivederci.
284
00:13:17,694 --> 00:13:20,595
Can I take this
to a lawyer?
285
00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:22,661
Give me that.
286
00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:26,526
And I'll tell you guys
something else.
287
00:13:26,561 --> 00:13:30,462
That... That is the last time
we play cards in my house.
288
00:13:30,497 --> 00:13:33,529
Flaum,
don't drive on the lawn.
289
00:13:37,196 --> 00:13:40,295
You, uh...
You seem a little tense, Alex.
290
00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:43,196
It's just that if you
invite guys over to play poker,
291
00:13:43,231 --> 00:13:46,781
they should shut up
and play poker.
292
00:13:46,816 --> 00:13:50,296
And not babble about
some dumb wedding.
293
00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:52,781
This is ridiculous, Alex.
Doug is your best friend.
294
00:13:52,816 --> 00:13:55,232
I think it's silly for you
not to go to his wedding.
295
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,530
We're going.
Well, I'm not.
296
00:13:57,565 --> 00:13:59,399
Well, I don't think
this wedding should affect
297
00:13:59,434 --> 00:14:00,798
your friendship
with Doug.
298
00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:02,900
It won't affect
my friendship with Doug
299
00:14:02,935 --> 00:14:04,998
because, uh,
300
00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:07,466
my friendship
with Doug is over.
301
00:14:14,234 --> 00:14:15,766
It's okay.
302
00:14:15,801 --> 00:14:18,367
It's okay.
What are you two doing?
303
00:14:18,402 --> 00:14:20,952
Mallory's teaching me
how to walk in high heels.
304
00:14:20,987 --> 00:14:23,311
Yeah. If she looks
real comfortable in them,
305
00:14:23,346 --> 00:14:25,636
maybe Mom will let her
wear them to the wedding.
306
00:14:25,671 --> 00:14:27,836
Why,
you sure look comfortable to me.
307
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:33,437
Go ahead, Jen.
Go for it.
308
00:14:41,204 --> 00:14:42,503
Hi.
Hi.
309
00:14:42,538 --> 00:14:43,970
Sorry it took me
so long.
310
00:14:44,005 --> 00:14:46,905
Uh, I've been practicing
walking in my high heels.
311
00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:48,872
How's it going?
Great.
312
00:14:48,907 --> 00:14:50,738
Hi, Mallory.
Hi.
313
00:14:50,773 --> 00:14:52,706
Hi, Alex.
Uh, yeah, hi.
314
00:14:52,741 --> 00:14:55,471
Don't leave me!
315
00:14:55,506 --> 00:14:57,539
Listen, Alex,
do you have a minute?
316
00:14:57,574 --> 00:14:59,538
Uh, well, Eleanor,
darn it all.
317
00:14:59,573 --> 00:15:01,640
I'm, uh...
I'm kind of busy right now.
318
00:15:01,675 --> 00:15:04,273
I'm, uh...
I'm coaching Jennifer
319
00:15:04,308 --> 00:15:05,806
how to walk
in heels.
320
00:15:05,841 --> 00:15:08,141
That's what
older brothers are for.
321
00:15:08,176 --> 00:15:09,639
Come on, Jen.
322
00:15:09,674 --> 00:15:11,673
Now, steady,
steady.
323
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:14,709
Think poise,
grace, balance.
324
00:15:16,575 --> 00:15:19,642
Ah, so... So how you doing?
325
00:15:19,677 --> 00:15:21,340
Fine, fine.
326
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,443
Been really busy lately,
you know,
327
00:15:23,478 --> 00:15:25,043
with getting
invitations out,
328
00:15:25,078 --> 00:15:26,742
and making preparations.
329
00:15:26,777 --> 00:15:30,611
I never realized how much
a wedding takes out of you.
330
00:15:30,646 --> 00:15:32,376
Tell me about it.
331
00:15:32,411 --> 00:15:35,011
What?
No, nothing. Uh, nothing.
332
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,078
Alex, why won't you
come to our wedding?
333
00:15:40,545 --> 00:15:42,911
Look, I, uh...
I just can't, okay?
334
00:15:42,946 --> 00:15:45,278
Why not?
What are you afraid of?
335
00:15:45,313 --> 00:15:47,563
I'm not afraid
of anything.
336
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,622
I've been to a lot of weddings.
337
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,468
You think Doug's
making a mistake
338
00:15:51,503 --> 00:15:53,244
by getting married,
don't you?
339
00:15:53,279 --> 00:15:56,680
B- but Eleanor,
it's nothing personal, you know?
340
00:15:56,715 --> 00:15:59,812
I mean, you seem real nice.
341
00:15:59,847 --> 00:16:02,980
It's just that I don't think
Doug is ready
342
00:16:03,015 --> 00:16:06,114
to get married right now,
you know, to anyone.
343
00:16:06,149 --> 00:16:09,015
Well, why not?
Because he's so naive?
344
00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:11,649
Well, It's not that he's naive.
345
00:16:11,684 --> 00:16:14,214
It's that he's...
Innocent.
346
00:16:14,249 --> 00:16:16,414
Yeah, but...
But it's more than that.
347
00:16:16,449 --> 00:16:20,283
It's that he sees the world
through the eyes of a child,
348
00:16:20,318 --> 00:16:22,015
almost like an infant?
349
00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:25,315
Yeah.
Yeah, like an infant.
350
00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:29,084
Like an infant who was
raised in the woods
351
00:16:29,119 --> 00:16:31,451
by other infants.
352
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:36,635
I remember
the very beginning.
353
00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:38,761
I would walk home
from school,
354
00:16:38,796 --> 00:16:40,757
and he would
walk backwards
355
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,739
ten paces
in front of me,
356
00:16:42,774 --> 00:16:44,651
calling to me
in Italian,
357
00:16:44,686 --> 00:16:47,720
and... And tossing flowers
at my feet.
358
00:16:47,755 --> 00:16:50,721
And I remember
thinking,
359
00:16:50,756 --> 00:16:53,652
"Who is this strange boy?"
360
00:16:53,687 --> 00:16:56,521
Yeah, well,
he's one of a kind.
361
00:16:56,556 --> 00:16:58,285
One day he said,
362
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,553
"I must show you my treasures,"
363
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:05,822
and he emptied his knapsack
right on my front steps.
364
00:17:05,857 --> 00:17:09,322
I never saw such an odd
collection of things.
365
00:17:09,357 --> 00:17:11,389
Yeah,
all those aluminum cans.
366
00:17:11,424 --> 00:17:13,122
Little wind-up dinosaurs.
367
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,621
Yeah.
368
00:17:14,656 --> 00:17:17,422
Picture of Sergio Frankie.
369
00:17:17,457 --> 00:17:19,757
And his favorite page
from the phonebook.
370
00:17:19,792 --> 00:17:21,991
Smith through Smith.
371
00:17:23,690 --> 00:17:26,191
Ah, I love that crazy lug.
372
00:17:27,425 --> 00:17:29,191
I do too, Alex.
373
00:17:30,892 --> 00:17:33,159
Won't you reconsider
374
00:17:33,194 --> 00:17:35,426
and come to the wedding?
375
00:17:36,559 --> 00:17:39,359
Eleanor, I, uh...
I just can't.
376
00:17:39,394 --> 00:17:42,191
Doug is so hurt, Alex.
377
00:17:42,226 --> 00:17:44,576
I just can't stand
seeing him this way.
378
00:17:44,611 --> 00:17:46,927
Yeah, well,
there's nothing I can do.
379
00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:48,894
Okay? I'm sorry.
380
00:17:50,561 --> 00:17:53,494
I'm sorry too, Alex.
381
00:18:06,462 --> 00:18:07,862
What's wrong, Alex?
382
00:18:07,897 --> 00:18:09,263
Uh, n-nothing, Dad.
383
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:12,128
Uh, just, uh,
384
00:18:12,163 --> 00:18:14,696
practicing to be a judge.
385
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,731
Death by hanging.
386
00:18:22,764 --> 00:18:26,331
That was, um...
That was Eleanor, just left.
387
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,698
You have an argument?
388
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,830
Uh, no.
389
00:18:30,865 --> 00:18:33,498
No, she was great.
390
00:18:33,533 --> 00:18:36,099
She's one... One of the nicest
people I ever met in my life.
391
00:18:36,134 --> 00:18:37,598
Then you're going
to the wedding?
392
00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:41,300
No. No, Dad.
I'm opposed to this marriage,
393
00:18:41,335 --> 00:18:43,298
now more than ever before.
394
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:46,500
And you know the thing
that really irks me?
395
00:18:46,535 --> 00:18:49,468
I have no idea why.
396
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,401
Maybe you're afraid.
397
00:18:52,436 --> 00:18:53,433
Of what?
398
00:18:53,468 --> 00:18:56,235
Of losing Doug to Eleanor.
399
00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:58,968
Losing Doug to Eleanor?
400
00:18:59,003 --> 00:19:01,869
Come on, Dad.
You make it sound like...
401
00:19:01,904 --> 00:19:04,135
Losing Doug to Eleanor.
402
00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:05,537
That's absurd.
403
00:19:06,904 --> 00:19:08,502
I knew him first.
404
00:19:08,537 --> 00:19:10,970
Look, Eleanor is not
taking Doug away.
405
00:19:11,005 --> 00:19:13,404
The two of you
can still be friends.
406
00:19:13,439 --> 00:19:15,202
Yeah, but...
407
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:18,038
Look, who...
Who's gonna look after him now?
408
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,039
You know,
who's gonna hold his glasses
409
00:19:20,074 --> 00:19:22,006
when he drinks out
of the water fountain?
410
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:24,337
Who's gonna help him
find his keys?
411
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:28,439
Who's gonna tell him not to walk
when the sign says "don't walk"?
412
00:19:28,474 --> 00:19:29,972
She will.
413
00:19:30,007 --> 00:19:32,373
Those are my jobs.
414
00:19:34,706 --> 00:19:37,707
I'm telling you, Dad. This is
just the tip of the iceberg.
415
00:19:37,742 --> 00:19:40,441
Everything is changing.
416
00:19:40,476 --> 00:19:43,105
Doug is getting married,
417
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:46,057
and the poker game
is breaking up.
418
00:19:46,092 --> 00:19:48,975
Jennifer is wearing
high heels.
419
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:50,976
Where does it stop?
420
00:19:51,011 --> 00:19:52,907
It never stops, Alex.
421
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,509
Change is...
Is just a part of life.
422
00:19:55,544 --> 00:19:56,943
You have to learn
to accept it
423
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:58,810
with grace and dignity.
424
00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:05,444
Jennifer's wearing
high heels?
425
00:20:21,646 --> 00:20:24,813
Oh, Steven.
It seems like just yesterday
426
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,914
Doug lost his skate key.
427
00:20:26,949 --> 00:20:28,211
I remember.
428
00:20:28,246 --> 00:20:31,447
He slept in those skates
for three weeks.
429
00:20:33,447 --> 00:20:36,048
Please be seated.
430
00:20:38,314 --> 00:20:40,179
Ladies, gentlemen,
431
00:20:40,214 --> 00:20:43,482
distinguished relatives,
guests.
432
00:20:43,517 --> 00:20:44,881
We are gathered
here today
433
00:20:44,916 --> 00:20:49,182
to join this beautiful couple
in holy matrimony.
434
00:20:49,217 --> 00:20:52,416
The marriage oath
is a sacred one.
435
00:20:53,616 --> 00:20:55,017
Alex!
436
00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:58,050
What are you doing here?
437
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:04,816
Thought you said
you weren't coming.
438
00:21:04,851 --> 00:21:08,685
Uh, Doug, uh, please.
Go on with the ceremony.
439
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,385
Well, what's going on?
440
00:21:15,251 --> 00:21:17,584
Uh, Doug,
I- I reconsidered.
441
00:21:17,619 --> 00:21:20,553
Uh, that's all. Please,
go on ahead. Get married.
442
00:21:20,588 --> 00:21:22,117
What about everything
you said about how
443
00:21:22,152 --> 00:21:24,654
you're against my getting
married and everything?
444
00:21:27,021 --> 00:21:28,154
Uh, listen, Doug.
445
00:21:28,189 --> 00:21:29,252
Sorry.
446
00:21:29,287 --> 00:21:31,252
Um, I've been thinking
447
00:21:31,287 --> 00:21:33,987
uh, about everything
I said,
448
00:21:34,022 --> 00:21:36,253
that, uh,
that you were too young,
449
00:21:36,288 --> 00:21:39,338
you know,
and that your mind was clouded.
450
00:21:39,373 --> 00:21:42,389
Well, I... I wasn't talking
about you.
451
00:21:42,424 --> 00:21:46,054
Sure sounds like me.
452
00:21:46,089 --> 00:21:49,688
Uh, no.
I- I was talking about me.
453
00:21:49,723 --> 00:21:53,590
You know, my fears and...
And my immaturity.
454
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:55,889
My selfishness.
455
00:21:55,924 --> 00:21:58,724
I wasn't thinking
about what you had to gain.
456
00:21:58,759 --> 00:22:01,724
I was thinking
about what I had to lose.
457
00:22:01,759 --> 00:22:03,758
What did you have to lose?
458
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,290
You.
459
00:22:07,325 --> 00:22:10,158
You weren't gonna lose me
by my getting married.
460
00:22:10,193 --> 00:22:12,993
Yeah, well,
I know that now.
461
00:22:13,028 --> 00:22:15,758
Anyway,
I'm sorry, Doug,
462
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:19,027
and I hope you
can forgive me.
463
00:22:20,626 --> 00:22:24,327
Alex, do I have
your blessing?
464
00:22:25,894 --> 00:22:28,194
Doug, until yesterday,
I didn't realize
465
00:22:28,229 --> 00:22:30,862
what a wonderful girl
Eleanor is, you know?
466
00:22:30,897 --> 00:22:33,495
How lucky you are
to have someone like her.
467
00:22:33,530 --> 00:22:35,128
You got my blessing.
468
00:22:35,163 --> 00:22:36,829
Yeah.
469
00:22:42,396 --> 00:22:44,996
Lyle,
you're not best man anymore.
470
00:22:50,530 --> 00:22:51,831
Okay.
471
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:54,932
Let's go, Alex.
472
00:22:54,967 --> 00:22:56,649
Uh, Doug.
473
00:22:56,684 --> 00:22:58,331
Thanks.
474
00:23:08,833 --> 00:23:10,831
Uh, it's you two
475
00:23:10,866 --> 00:23:13,133
that are getting married,
right?
476
00:23:13,168 --> 00:23:15,517
Uh, right, right.
Um,
477
00:23:15,552 --> 00:23:17,867
this is the happy couple.
478
00:23:18,867 --> 00:23:28,867
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