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Ladies and gentlemen,
prepare to start clapping,
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'cause I just made
a major drug bust.
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Talking about four kilos
of cocaine,
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$200,000 cash,
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and my new partner,
a tarantula.
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I call him Jake Jr.,
aka Spidey Klum,
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aka Mrs. Doubtspider,
aka Joe Spiden,
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aka Tarantula Basset,
aka Spi-dermot Mulrooney.
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- Aka Tarantulina jolie.
- What?
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No, Charles,
have you seen this spider?
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That's a terrible name.
Sorry.
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Why do you have that thing?
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Because they were gonna
throw him away,
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but I couldn't do that
to my furry little... ah!
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He's actually
really scary up close.
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It's horrifying
from everywhere.
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Terry hates creepy crawlers.
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Seriously, I'm not going
to your apartment
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if that thing is there.
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All right, fine,
then he'll just live here
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and help me solve crimes.
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Get used to him, everyone,
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'cause me and this spider
are partners for life.
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He's gone.
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I left the cage unlocked,
and he's gone.
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Somebody find him!
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Stay off the ground!
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I'm good.
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I'm out of here.
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He couldn't have gone far...
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Unless he can fly.
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Can tarantulas fly?
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Jake, you better
find that spider.
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And I'm not coming back here
until you do.
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Uh, sarge, I think I found it.
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[Gasps]
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Why are you
looking at me like that?
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, my gosh.
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It's on my head!
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[Screams]
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Sync & corrections by dzimu_kairu
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A whole hour until we testify.
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Hey, donut holes.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Ugh!
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Fish?
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Fish donuts, Boyle?
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What is wrong with you?
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It's takoyaki.
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I'm drowning my sorrows
in octopus balls.
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I've been online dating;
It's a total disaster.
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I've only had one match,
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and it was a pretty obvious
catfish situation.
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My name Yennifer.
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You give me social security?
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Oh, Yennifer...
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Now, I see that
as a positive story.
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Out of all the identities
he could have stolen,
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he chose yours,
and you want to know why?
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Because I posted
my annual income?
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Because you posted
your annual income, you moron.
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Excuse me, is that takoyaki?
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Yeah, from Senka,
right down the street.
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Oh, I love that place.
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The chef lets me take
octopus hearts home for my dogs.
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Oh, lucky!
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How many dogs do you have?
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Oh, too many.
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Three.
That's how many I have.
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Oh.
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All right, wait,
quick question.
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How do you keep them
off the bed?
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I gave up.
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I sleep on the floor.
Me too.
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Both: It's better for your back.
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[Laughter]
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Wow.
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Well, nice meeting you.
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What are you doing?
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She's walking away.
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I got nervous.
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She eats octopus balls,
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and she sleeps on the floor.
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She's the perfect woman.
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Oh, my God.
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Sorry, I was aiming
at somebody else,
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but now that I have
your attention, Charles?
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He was aiming
at a terrible cwim... criminal,
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he probably saved the world.
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Do you want to
have tak-takoyaki at the...
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um, on the bench over there?
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Sure, I was hoping you'd ask.
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My work here is done.
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Ugh, still fish.
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Oh, God.
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Santiago, thank youfor coming in.
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It's no secret the NYPD
has an image problem.
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Yeah, when I told
my garbage man I was a cop,
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he said, "gross."
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He had someone else's
band-aid stuck to him.
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Police approval ratings
are... pardon my language...
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in the commode.
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All the headlines
are about the bad cops,
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but there are good cops too,
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and I want to put up posters
that showcase some of our best.
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I'd like you to be
on the first one.
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Shut up, Ray.
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I mean, interesting, Captain.
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I'll think about it.
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Wow, this is a bad idea.
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First off, Amy has
an epic lack of swagger.
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Uh, I'll have you know
I have swagger.
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I ooze swagger.
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Right.
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More importantly,
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putting up a bunch of photos
of smiling cops
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isn't gonna change
how people feel about us.
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I think this campaign
is very promising.
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Santiago, what's your take?
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Oh, right, let's hear
an unbiased opinion
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from your straight-up swimfan.
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[Scoffs]
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I think it's a great idea, sir.
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Well, you can count me out.
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I will not pose
for your posters.
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I didn't ask you,
and you're not a police officer.
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Yeah, I'm out.
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Sarge, permission to arrest
Hitchcock and Scully.
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I told you before,
it's not harassment
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unless you can
prove intent to fart.
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No, it's not that.
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They robbed me.
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They ate my moose tracks
ice cream.
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[Laughs]
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That's funny.
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I wouldn't think
you like moose tracks.
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My boyfriend Marcus
introduced me to it.
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- [Laughs]
- What?
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It is a delicious treat
for all ages.
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Damn, Rosa, okay.
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Look, I think they've been
skimming people's desserts
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for weeks,
but I can never prove it.
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Did you see them
take your ice cream?
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No, but Hitchcock has
fudge stains all over his chest.
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He's always got fudge stains
all over his chest.
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- Ugh.
- They'll deny everything.
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We need hard proof.
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So let's get it.
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Step one: Put a delicious
pie in the fridge
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and cover it with poison.
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That's step one?
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What's step two?
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Tell their widows
they were thieves.
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Hey, where'd she go?
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You guys were hitting it off.
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I half expected to see you
sitting in her lap by now.
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She is amazing.
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Her palate is wide and deep.
Gross.
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And at one point
when she wasn't looking,
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I snuck a whiff of her hair.
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Of course you did.
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- She uses one of my
top three shampoos:
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Tahitian coconut, extra lather.
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Sounds good, Boyle.
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- Did you get her number?
- Oh, we lost track of time.
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She had to go back into court.
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When she's done,
I'm gonna ask her out.
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Oh, okay, okay.
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So what's the plan?
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Going straight from here
to the spa.
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Couples massage.
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Okay, seems a little intense,
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but given how your
other weirdness lined up,
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I say go for it.
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Oh, here she comes.
Oh, okay.
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How do I look?
You look great.
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I've got a good
feeling about this.
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Genevieve, I know we just met,
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and I don't want
to be too forward...
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Charles.
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But sometimes you just get
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a feeling about a person....
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Charles.
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And I've got
that feeling about you.
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I like you...
Charles, look down.
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I think tonight we...
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oh, shoot.
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They just gave me
ten years in prison.
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She didn't say no.
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Hey, buddy.
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Got you some of those
fish donuts you like so much
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to cheer you up.
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Although, full disclosure,
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I couldn't find
where they sold them,
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so that's just
a chocolate éclair
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with lox on it.
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Oh, thanks, Jake,
but I don't need cheering up.
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You can eat it yourself.
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Nope.
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So what, you're not upset
about falling hard
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for a lady who was
immediately thrown in jail?
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No, because she's
not actually guilty.
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They say she robbed
her own art gallery
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for the insurance money,
but that makes no sense.
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She would have made more
if the art had sold.
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This piece,
"breastfeeding knight,"
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was worth twice what she got
from the insurance company.
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Wow, look at that.
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Not to sound
overly intellectual,
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but dem knight boobies
is crazy.
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[Laughs] I get art.
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Also, I talked to
Genevieve's lawyer.
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He's a total disaster.
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I have a couple questions about
a beautiful client of yours,
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Genevieve Mirren-Carter.
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She got hit by a tow truck
and sued the driver?
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No, she was accused
of insurance fraud.
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Oh, good, because I blew
that tow truck case.
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Straight-up forgot
to go to court.
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Well, they found one of the
stolen paintings at her house.
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But she said she didn't
know how it ended up there.
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She's being set up.
Framed.
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Art joke.
Continue.
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My hunch is that it's
a jealous ex-lover.
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A girl like that, three dogs,
makes her own turkey stock,
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that's the kind of woman
you don't get over.
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Look, I know you think
my judgment's clouded
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because I like her
a little bit...
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You doodled your
wedding invitation.
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No, that's our joint tombstone.
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My mistake.
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But as a cop, I really don't
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think that she did it.
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Something is off
about the case.
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Okay, Boyle.
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I trust your gut.
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Let's go free
an innocent woman.
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Nice!
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My dreams are coming true.
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You and me getting
my lady off together.
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I mean, you know
how that sounds, right?
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Look strong but fair.
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But approachable.
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But professional.
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And fun.
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But not too fun.
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This is your job.
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Can you handle all that?
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Sir, "fun but not too fun"
was my campaign slogan
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when I ran for prom queen.
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Did you win?
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No.
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Ames?
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I want to say you look great.
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Thank you.
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You didn't let me finish.
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Dot, dot, dot,
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for you.
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Great news is,
it doesn't matter,
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because this campaign,
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like three out of five
Backstreet Boys,
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is inconsequential.
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00:08:05,564 --> 00:08:06,647
That's enough, Gina.
265
00:08:06,648 --> 00:08:08,149
All I'm saying as a...
if not the...
266
00:08:08,150 --> 00:08:11,369
voice of the streets is,
this tisn't gonna work.
267
00:08:11,370 --> 00:08:13,404
And all I'm saying as a...
if not the...
268
00:08:13,405 --> 00:08:15,206
boss here is,
if you're not gonna support me,
269
00:08:15,207 --> 00:08:16,207
you can leave.
270
00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:17,208
Fine.
271
00:08:17,209 --> 00:08:18,292
I will leave.
272
00:08:18,293 --> 00:08:20,194
I'm gonna go get
a mani-pedi,
273
00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:22,997
and I'm gonna do some
serious subtweeting,
274
00:08:22,998 --> 00:08:24,332
so you might want to
275
00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:25,883
[whispering] Keep off the net.
276
00:08:27,702 --> 00:08:28,702
Diaz.
277
00:08:28,703 --> 00:08:29,837
Look what I found
278
00:08:29,838 --> 00:08:32,006
in Hitchcock and Scully's
trash can:
279
00:08:32,007 --> 00:08:33,057
Ice cream spoon.
280
00:08:33,058 --> 00:08:35,059
Son of a bitch.
281
00:08:37,045 --> 00:08:40,381
You hungry, hungry hippos
ate my ice cream.
282
00:08:40,382 --> 00:08:42,433
Why was this in your trash?
283
00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:44,102
And who throws away a spoon?
284
00:08:44,103 --> 00:08:46,053
It's the easiest
utensil to clean.
285
00:08:46,054 --> 00:08:47,888
I don't even think
it's ice cream.
286
00:08:47,889 --> 00:08:49,273
It's probably medicine.
287
00:08:49,274 --> 00:08:51,993
You know, I'm on
lots of medicines, rosa.
288
00:08:51,994 --> 00:08:54,395
I'm sick all over.
289
00:08:54,396 --> 00:08:57,064
This is ice cream,
and I'm gonna prove it.
290
00:08:57,065 --> 00:08:58,366
Sarge, no.
291
00:08:58,367 --> 00:08:59,367
It's been in their mouths.
292
00:08:59,368 --> 00:09:00,451
What am I doing?
293
00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:01,953
Well, I guess
your little investigation
294
00:09:01,954 --> 00:09:03,237
has hit a dead end.
295
00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:05,906
I'll be back.
296
00:09:05,907 --> 00:09:08,576
Don't move.
297
00:09:08,577 --> 00:09:10,294
Not a problem.
298
00:09:10,295 --> 00:09:13,047
I hate moving.
299
00:09:13,048 --> 00:09:14,549
Let it go.
300
00:09:14,550 --> 00:09:15,967
Let it go.
301
00:09:15,968 --> 00:09:17,268
Interesting.
302
00:09:17,269 --> 00:09:20,638
Yeah, something definitelydoesn't add up.
303
00:09:20,639 --> 00:09:23,474
Did you know there's
a sausage you can drink?
304
00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:24,475
What?
305
00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:25,977
Are you even talking
about the case?
306
00:09:25,978 --> 00:09:27,261
We got distracted.
307
00:09:27,262 --> 00:09:28,312
She has an amazing tongue.
308
00:09:28,313 --> 00:09:30,782
Strong, supple,
great bud density.
309
00:09:30,783 --> 00:09:32,266
Okay, I'm gonna
take over the questioning.
310
00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,451
Yeah, I'm too close to this.
311
00:09:33,452 --> 00:09:34,569
Disgusting eating habits.
312
00:09:34,570 --> 00:09:35,570
Hi, Genevieve.
313
00:09:35,571 --> 00:09:36,571
I'm just gonna ask you
314
00:09:36,572 --> 00:09:37,705
a couple of questions now,
315
00:09:37,706 --> 00:09:40,158
and detective Boylewill just sit there
316
00:09:40,159 --> 00:09:41,626
and keep waving at you,I guess.
317
00:09:41,627 --> 00:09:42,776
Now then, is there anybody
318
00:09:42,777 --> 00:09:43,961
you can think ofbesides yourself
319
00:09:43,962 --> 00:09:45,797
that has accessto the gallery after hours?
320
00:09:45,798 --> 00:09:47,465
No, just me, and the vault is
321
00:09:47,466 --> 00:09:49,634
only accessiblethrough fingerprint ID.
322
00:09:49,635 --> 00:09:51,302
Does Charles have a girlfriend?
323
00:09:51,303 --> 00:09:52,303
I just saw her mouth my name.
324
00:09:52,304 --> 00:09:53,421
What did she say?
325
00:09:53,422 --> 00:09:54,755
Is she asking
if I'm circumcised?
326
00:09:54,756 --> 00:09:55,789
What?
No.
327
00:09:55,790 --> 00:09:56,790
Who asks that?
328
00:09:56,791 --> 00:09:58,459
Stop interrupting.
329
00:09:58,460 --> 00:09:59,460
Sorry about that.
330
00:09:59,461 --> 00:10:00,461
Okay, next question.
331
00:10:00,462 --> 00:10:01,646
Can you think of anyone
332
00:10:01,647 --> 00:10:02,963
that might betrying to set you up?
333
00:10:02,964 --> 00:10:05,233
Maybe an employeeor a rival of some kind?
334
00:10:05,234 --> 00:10:06,967
Maybe my ex-boyfriend Nick.
335
00:10:06,968 --> 00:10:08,820
He's an artist, a terrible one.
336
00:10:08,821 --> 00:10:10,855
He was always in debtand begging for money.
337
00:10:10,856 --> 00:10:12,073
That's why we broke up.
338
00:10:12,074 --> 00:10:13,491
Maybe he's resentful.
339
00:10:13,492 --> 00:10:14,575
Dirtbag ex.
340
00:10:14,576 --> 00:10:16,027
Oh, that was
my theory, remember?
341
00:10:16,028 --> 00:10:17,028
Tell her it was my theory.
342
00:10:17,029 --> 00:10:18,029
- Okay.
- Wait, give me a second.
343
00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:19,280
I want to look smart
when you say it.
344
00:10:19,281 --> 00:10:20,615
Okay.
345
00:10:20,616 --> 00:10:21,833
Uh, hey, Genevieve,
346
00:10:21,834 --> 00:10:23,251
Detective Boyle wanted meto let you know
347
00:10:23,252 --> 00:10:25,703
that he, a college graduate,had a similar theory
348
00:10:25,704 --> 00:10:27,205
that it could have beenan ex-boyfriend.
349
00:10:27,206 --> 00:10:28,256
Wow.
350
00:10:28,257 --> 00:10:29,373
He is so smart.
351
00:10:29,374 --> 00:10:30,824
Wow, it actually worked.
352
00:10:30,825 --> 00:10:32,210
I've got to
hand it to you, buddy
353
00:10:32,211 --> 00:10:33,544
whatever you're putting down,
she is picking up.
354
00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:34,929
Oh, good.
355
00:10:34,930 --> 00:10:36,881
Oh, one more thing.
Boyle has another question.
356
00:10:36,882 --> 00:10:38,182
Tell her when this is all over,
357
00:10:38,183 --> 00:10:39,800
I'm gonna rub her body
in pâté,
358
00:10:39,801 --> 00:10:41,001
and then rub it off her
with a cornichon.
359
00:10:41,002 --> 00:10:42,053
I'm just gonna
give the phone back.
360
00:10:42,054 --> 00:10:43,471
Okay.
361
00:10:43,472 --> 00:10:44,472
Hi.
362
00:10:47,025 --> 00:10:48,860
Guard got nauseous,
so we had to stop.
363
00:10:48,861 --> 00:10:50,010
Hmm, that's weird.
364
00:10:50,011 --> 00:10:51,145
Do you think it's because
you're the two
365
00:10:51,146 --> 00:10:52,196
most disgusting people
in the universe?
366
00:10:52,197 --> 00:10:53,948
- Could be.
- Yeah, check this out.
367
00:10:53,949 --> 00:10:55,783
Remember the ex-boyfriend
that she mentioned, Nick?
368
00:10:55,784 --> 00:10:57,184
Call him Mr. Butthead.
369
00:10:57,185 --> 00:10:58,736
Okay, well,
apparently Mr. Butthead
370
00:10:58,737 --> 00:11:01,572
just bought a brand-new gallery
in dumbo to showcase his art,
371
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:02,907
which is weird,
because Genevieve said
372
00:11:02,908 --> 00:11:04,325
he was always in debt.
373
00:11:04,326 --> 00:11:07,695
Looks like somebody just
came into a ton of money.
374
00:11:07,696 --> 00:11:09,029
Oh, and you think
she's gonna want to
375
00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:10,864
get back together with him
now that he's rich.
376
00:11:10,865 --> 00:11:12,366
Damn it!
No, Boyle.
377
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,669
He probably got the cash
from selling the stolen art.
378
00:11:14,670 --> 00:11:15,803
Your hunch was right.
379
00:11:15,804 --> 00:11:17,088
Yeah, it was.
380
00:11:17,089 --> 00:11:20,308
♪ My hunch, my hunch,
my lovely case-y hunch. ♪
381
00:11:20,309 --> 00:11:21,392
Come on, Jake, sing with me.
382
00:11:21,393 --> 00:11:22,393
That's not gonna happen.
383
00:11:22,394 --> 00:11:23,644
I will literally never...
384
00:11:23,645 --> 00:11:25,212
♪ Whatcha gonna do
with all that hunch ♪
385
00:11:25,213 --> 00:11:27,047
♪ all that hunch
inside your brain ♪
386
00:11:27,048 --> 00:11:28,716
both: ♪ we're gonna solve,
solve, solve this case ♪
387
00:11:28,717 --> 00:11:31,519
♪ solve this case
right in your face. ♪
388
00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,070
We should probably
leave this prison.
389
00:11:33,071 --> 00:11:34,071
Yep.
390
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,400
Okay, here's my cover.
391
00:11:38,401 --> 00:11:40,169
My name is Sherwin Lemonde,
392
00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:42,455
sculptor, painter,
full-time barista.
393
00:11:42,456 --> 00:11:45,624
But once I sell my first piece,
part-time barista.
394
00:11:45,625 --> 00:11:46,625
Oh, nice.
395
00:11:46,626 --> 00:11:49,295
I'm Donald Hoberman-Seitz.
396
00:11:49,296 --> 00:11:50,913
I wear glasses.
397
00:11:50,914 --> 00:11:51,964
Is that all you got?
398
00:11:51,965 --> 00:11:54,467
Sorry, I spent
the cab ride here imagining
399
00:11:54,468 --> 00:11:55,935
me and Genevieve kissing.
400
00:11:55,936 --> 00:11:57,603
Okay, just let me
do the talking.
401
00:11:57,604 --> 00:11:58,604
Wine?
402
00:11:58,605 --> 00:12:00,306
Yes, thank you so much.
403
00:12:00,307 --> 00:12:01,857
Oh, wow, I love your outfit.
404
00:12:01,858 --> 00:12:03,092
I'm an artist,
so I get that it's
405
00:12:03,093 --> 00:12:04,443
more than just tight.
406
00:12:04,444 --> 00:12:06,362
Nick likes to
coat women in latex.
407
00:12:06,363 --> 00:12:08,698
He's fascinated by the idea
of the human chrysalis
408
00:12:08,699 --> 00:12:10,116
in society's pupation.
409
00:12:10,117 --> 00:12:11,117
Hmm, cool.
410
00:12:11,118 --> 00:12:12,535
Human chrysalis and whatnot.
411
00:12:12,536 --> 00:12:14,603
Yeah, whatnot.
412
00:12:14,604 --> 00:12:15,604
It's a whatnot.
413
00:12:15,605 --> 00:12:17,940
Yeah, yeah.
414
00:12:17,941 --> 00:12:19,375
I have no idea
what a chrysalis is,
415
00:12:19,376 --> 00:12:20,376
but serious question:
416
00:12:20,377 --> 00:12:21,377
If she farts in that thing,
417
00:12:21,378 --> 00:12:22,578
does it blow up like a balloon?
418
00:12:22,579 --> 00:12:23,629
You have to assume
that it would.
419
00:12:23,630 --> 00:12:24,630
You have to, right?
420
00:12:24,631 --> 00:12:25,915
- Yeah.
- Art is so intense.
421
00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:27,249
It really is.
422
00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:28,584
Look, there's Nick.
423
00:12:31,888 --> 00:12:33,005
- Hey, man.
- Hey.
424
00:12:33,006 --> 00:12:34,090
- Is this your work?
- Yes.
425
00:12:34,091 --> 00:12:35,424
It's good.
426
00:12:35,425 --> 00:12:37,226
I haven't talked to anyone here,
but it almost seems like
427
00:12:37,227 --> 00:12:38,961
you're going for
a human chrysalis thing.
428
00:12:38,962 --> 00:12:40,229
I'm glad you like it.
429
00:12:40,230 --> 00:12:42,965
I wish I could take credit,
but this is society.
430
00:12:42,966 --> 00:12:44,299
I'm just holding up the mirror.
431
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:46,468
Hmm?
432
00:12:46,469 --> 00:12:47,803
Wow.
433
00:12:47,804 --> 00:12:49,355
You meant that literally.
434
00:12:49,356 --> 00:12:50,606
Very cool.
435
00:12:50,607 --> 00:12:53,109
Anyhow, I'm a fellow artist
named Sherwin.
436
00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:54,693
I'm Donald Hoberman-Seitz.
437
00:12:54,694 --> 00:12:56,445
I wear glasses.
438
00:12:56,446 --> 00:12:57,446
So anyway, I was wondering.
439
00:12:57,447 --> 00:12:58,447
How'd you get your own gallery?
440
00:12:58,448 --> 00:12:59,532
It must be really expensive.
441
00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:01,200
Art's not about the money, man.
442
00:13:01,201 --> 00:13:02,251
Totally.
443
00:13:02,252 --> 00:13:04,987
It's more about
the other things.
444
00:13:04,988 --> 00:13:06,205
Right on.
445
00:13:06,206 --> 00:13:08,958
This painting is called
"Genevieve 416."
446
00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:09,959
What's that all about?
447
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,293
Well, April 16th was the day
448
00:13:11,294 --> 00:13:13,796
my ex, Genevieve, and I
covered ourselves with paint
449
00:13:13,797 --> 00:13:16,132
and made love on that canvas
for 24 hours straight.
450
00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,466
That's pretty pathetic, dude.
451
00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:19,518
You seem pretty obsessed
with Genevieve, huh?
452
00:13:19,519 --> 00:13:20,970
- Excuse me?
- Donald.
453
00:13:20,971 --> 00:13:23,005
I bet it really hurt
when she dumped you.
454
00:13:23,006 --> 00:13:24,506
- What?
- Donald, your glasses.
455
00:13:24,507 --> 00:13:26,275
Where were you July 21st,
Mr. Butthead?
456
00:13:26,276 --> 00:13:27,276
Uh...
457
00:13:27,277 --> 00:13:28,944
[Mocking] Uh, duh, uh...
458
00:13:28,945 --> 00:13:30,980
You were robbing
Genevieve's gallery.
459
00:13:30,981 --> 00:13:32,014
You framed her,
460
00:13:32,015 --> 00:13:33,449
and I should
arrest you right now.
461
00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:34,533
- What are you, cops?
- What?
462
00:13:34,534 --> 00:13:36,452
No, we're artists.
463
00:13:36,453 --> 00:13:38,404
And as artists,
we question everything,
464
00:13:38,405 --> 00:13:41,040
including certain people's
whereabouts on particular dates.
465
00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:42,041
Get out of here.
466
00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:43,409
Fine, but we're taking this,
467
00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:44,994
because you don't
deserve that memory.
468
00:13:44,995 --> 00:13:46,378
That painting is $95,000.
469
00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:47,379
I don't want it anyway.
470
00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:49,548
Your penis was on it.
471
00:13:49,549 --> 00:13:50,549
Sorry about that.
472
00:13:50,550 --> 00:13:52,218
Donald is...
473
00:13:52,219 --> 00:13:53,219
Sucks.
474
00:13:55,222 --> 00:13:56,889
Hey, you dum-dums.
475
00:13:56,890 --> 00:13:58,140
Ice cream.
476
00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:00,392
Moose tracks ice cream.
477
00:14:00,393 --> 00:14:01,877
How do you know?
478
00:14:01,878 --> 00:14:03,646
Yep, it's definitely ice cream.
479
00:14:03,647 --> 00:14:05,064
- Knew it!
- They're going down.
480
00:14:05,065 --> 00:14:08,734
Also, whoever used this spoon,
their body ain't right.
481
00:14:08,735 --> 00:14:10,352
Okay, let's say
it is ice cream.
482
00:14:10,353 --> 00:14:12,488
But I didn't eat it;
I couldn't have.
483
00:14:12,489 --> 00:14:13,939
I'm lactose intolerant.
484
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,057
Me too.
485
00:14:15,058 --> 00:14:17,059
I'm super lactose intolerant.
486
00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:18,060
You're lying.
487
00:14:18,061 --> 00:14:19,495
Have you ever
seen us eat dairy?
488
00:14:19,496 --> 00:14:21,831
You know no one can bear
to watch you eat.
489
00:14:21,832 --> 00:14:23,249
Check.
490
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,750
And...
491
00:14:24,751 --> 00:14:25,252
Check.
492
00:14:26,253 --> 00:14:28,003
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
493
00:14:28,004 --> 00:14:29,571
It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay.
494
00:14:29,572 --> 00:14:31,290
I got to say, Boyle.
495
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,908
Nick was pretty defensive.
496
00:14:32,909 --> 00:14:34,844
Yeah, and he's
a terrible artist.
497
00:14:34,845 --> 00:14:36,962
All he does is
have sex on canvases.
498
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,598
Any fourth grader
could do that.
499
00:14:39,599 --> 00:14:41,684
But...
500
00:14:41,685 --> 00:14:42,685
They shouldn't.
501
00:14:42,686 --> 00:14:43,853
No.
502
00:14:43,854 --> 00:14:45,855
Hey, Nick doesn't like cops,
503
00:14:45,856 --> 00:14:47,089
but he didn't do anything wrong.
504
00:14:47,090 --> 00:14:48,274
And how would you know?
505
00:14:48,275 --> 00:14:50,109
I'm his assistant, Devorah.
506
00:14:50,110 --> 00:14:51,426
He would never
set up Genevieve.
507
00:14:51,427 --> 00:14:52,645
He's still in love with her.
508
00:14:52,646 --> 00:14:54,780
He keeps boxes of
her old stuff lying around.
509
00:14:54,781 --> 00:14:57,116
Ooh, can we look at,
smell, and handle them?
510
00:14:57,117 --> 00:14:58,450
I mean, you know,
for the investigation.
511
00:14:58,451 --> 00:14:59,952
We're cops.
512
00:14:59,953 --> 00:15:01,203
Please, take the boxes.
513
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,204
I want them out of here.
514
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,539
Oh, okay, great.
515
00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:04,657
You wouldn't happen
to know where he was
516
00:15:04,658 --> 00:15:05,991
on July 21st, would you?
517
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,126
Actually, I would.
518
00:15:07,127 --> 00:15:09,444
He did a performance art piece
that entire month.
519
00:15:09,445 --> 00:15:11,964
He lived in a cage on the street
and never left it.
520
00:15:11,965 --> 00:15:13,048
The whole thing's on video.
521
00:15:13,049 --> 00:15:14,300
Okay, great.
522
00:15:14,301 --> 00:15:15,301
Totally.
523
00:15:15,302 --> 00:15:16,451
We'll just go around back
524
00:15:16,452 --> 00:15:17,970
and pick up the boxes.
525
00:15:17,971 --> 00:15:19,638
Oh, one more thing.
526
00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:21,974
Where in this "cage"
did he go to the bathroom?
527
00:15:21,975 --> 00:15:23,058
- Bucket.
- Okay, gross.
528
00:15:23,059 --> 00:15:24,059
Have a good night.
529
00:15:25,729 --> 00:15:28,397
Sir, I saw my poster
on the subway this morning.
530
00:15:28,398 --> 00:15:29,982
Well, you must feel
like a celebrity,
531
00:15:29,983 --> 00:15:31,767
a regular ira glass.
532
00:15:31,768 --> 00:15:36,305
They put a Hitler
mustache on me.
533
00:15:36,306 --> 00:15:38,440
Yes, this is unfortunate,
534
00:15:38,441 --> 00:15:40,526
but let's not overreact
to one graffito.
535
00:15:40,527 --> 00:15:42,077
It wasn't just one.
536
00:15:42,078 --> 00:15:44,780
People drew on
every single poster.
537
00:15:44,781 --> 00:15:48,483
They put devil horns,
target on my face,
538
00:15:48,484 --> 00:15:51,036
this one says, "die pig,"
and worst of all,
539
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,155
they didn't put the comma
between "die" and "pig."
540
00:15:53,156 --> 00:15:54,489
This is easily dealt with.
541
00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:55,541
I'll just issue
a statement saying
542
00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:57,126
vandals will be prosecuted.
543
00:15:57,127 --> 00:15:59,211
It's not just vandalism, sir.
544
00:15:59,212 --> 00:16:01,714
People have
real complaints too.
545
00:16:01,715 --> 00:16:02,998
"End stop and frisks.
546
00:16:02,999 --> 00:16:04,333
Stop racial profiling.
547
00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:06,635
Unlawful arrest is a crime."
548
00:16:06,636 --> 00:16:07,770
I see.
549
00:16:07,771 --> 00:16:09,605
I think Gina was right
about the campaign, sir.
550
00:16:09,606 --> 00:16:11,173
Hmm.
551
00:16:11,174 --> 00:16:13,609
I'm surprised she hasn't marched
in here to say, "I told you so."
552
00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:14,944
She wouldn't do that.
553
00:16:14,945 --> 00:16:17,062
You're right, Amy.
554
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:19,481
For once in your life,
you're 100% right.
555
00:16:19,482 --> 00:16:21,183
I would never say that.
556
00:16:26,456 --> 00:16:28,790
Did you have enough time
to read it all?
557
00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:29,842
Yes.
558
00:16:29,843 --> 00:16:31,143
Okay, good.
559
00:16:31,144 --> 00:16:33,062
Yep, it's true.
560
00:16:33,063 --> 00:16:34,480
He sat in a cage for a month.
561
00:16:34,481 --> 00:16:36,332
Eww, the bucket checks out.
562
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,333
This is insane.
563
00:16:37,334 --> 00:16:38,434
Anything is art.
564
00:16:38,435 --> 00:16:39,535
Here, watch this.
565
00:16:39,536 --> 00:16:41,537
A statue of Jesus
made out of cigarette butts.
566
00:16:41,538 --> 00:16:42,871
Boom, I'm a millionaire.
567
00:16:42,872 --> 00:16:44,506
- That's actually pretty good.
- I know.
568
00:16:44,507 --> 00:16:45,841
And I I could
call it "Holy Smokes."
569
00:16:45,842 --> 00:16:47,059
Should we really do this?
570
00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:48,560
No, right?
571
00:16:48,561 --> 00:16:50,262
That's crazy; You can't just
become an artist out of nowhere.
572
00:16:50,263 --> 00:16:51,263
- Jake.
- What?
573
00:16:51,264 --> 00:16:52,514
- The case.
- Yeah.
574
00:16:52,515 --> 00:16:53,649
So Nick has an alibi;
That's not great.
575
00:16:53,650 --> 00:16:54,850
But we have a box
576
00:16:54,851 --> 00:16:56,568
of Genevieve's stuff
from the gallery.
577
00:16:56,569 --> 00:16:58,404
I'm sure there's something
in here that will exonerate her.
578
00:16:58,405 --> 00:16:59,938
- Right.
- Oh, my God.
579
00:16:59,939 --> 00:17:01,607
Socks and shoes.
580
00:17:01,608 --> 00:17:03,776
This is exactly
the type of stuff I own.
581
00:17:03,777 --> 00:17:05,560
This is kismet.
582
00:17:05,561 --> 00:17:07,329
Oh, no, what's this?
583
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,697
It's a receipt
for a storage unit
584
00:17:08,698 --> 00:17:10,332
that she didn't
tell anyone about.
585
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,617
- It's probably nothing.
- Yeah.
586
00:17:11,618 --> 00:17:12,668
Yeah, yeah.
587
00:17:12,669 --> 00:17:13,669
I'm sure it's nothing.
Yeah.
588
00:17:13,670 --> 00:17:14,920
- It's totally nothing.
- No.
589
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:19,375
It's a bunch of stolen art.
590
00:17:19,376 --> 00:17:20,376
[Sighs]
591
00:17:23,827 --> 00:17:25,294
Hey, buddy.
592
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:26,295
Sorry about Genevieve.
593
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,363
It's okay.
594
00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:29,198
I'm resigned to
my life of solitude.
595
00:17:29,199 --> 00:17:31,050
Just me and my five dogs.
596
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,701
Wait, I thought
you only had three dogs.
597
00:17:32,702 --> 00:17:34,920
I just adopted two
online right now.
598
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,172
Oh, this pit bull hates kids.
599
00:17:36,173 --> 00:17:37,339
That's fine;
I'll never have any.
600
00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:38,340
Add to cart.
601
00:17:38,341 --> 00:17:42,261
Okay, let me just grab that.
602
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,545
Listen to me, Charles.
603
00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:44,546
You're gonna be fine.
604
00:17:44,547 --> 00:17:46,182
There are plenty
of women out there.
605
00:17:46,183 --> 00:17:48,484
Strong, beautiful, smart women.
606
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,485
How about her?
607
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,986
She's very beautiful.
608
00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,055
With my luck,
she's probably a car thief.
609
00:17:53,056 --> 00:17:54,056
Don't be ridiculous.
610
00:17:54,057 --> 00:17:55,557
- Hey, Scully.
- Yeah?
611
00:17:55,558 --> 00:17:56,659
Who's the babe?
612
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,861
Just booked her
for elder abuse.
613
00:17:58,862 --> 00:17:59,945
Elder abuse, that's nice.
614
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,063
All right, fine.
615
00:18:01,064 --> 00:18:02,581
We shouldn't be
doing this at a precinct.
616
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,617
I really thought I was gonna
get Genevieve out of prison.
617
00:18:04,618 --> 00:18:06,035
Then we'd cover
ourselves in paint
618
00:18:06,036 --> 00:18:09,038
and make love for 25 hours,
one more hour than her and Nick.
619
00:18:09,039 --> 00:18:10,089
Boyle, you would hate that.
620
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,074
Your little hummingbird heart
would explode.
621
00:18:12,075 --> 00:18:14,460
I wish I didn't have a heart.
622
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,462
I'm off to the cheese shop...
623
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:20,266
And I'm buying by the wheel.
624
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,101
The cheese wheel.
Yeah, I got it.
625
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,602
Gina, as you predicted,
626
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,105
there was some backlash
to the poster campaign.
627
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:29,442
Yes, I'm the nostradamus
of your shame.
628
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:30,943
I think a problem
the police have had
629
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,729
is our inability
to admit our mistakes,
630
00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:36,782
so this campaign
631
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:40,202
was, um...
632
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:41,203
A mistake.
633
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,404
You told me that,
634
00:18:42,405 --> 00:18:43,706
but I got defensive
and didn't listen.
635
00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,607
I should have been
open to criticism,
636
00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:48,777
as this department should be
open to criticism.
637
00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:52,781
That's why I'm
replacing these with...
638
00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:58,921
These.
639
00:18:58,922 --> 00:19:00,289
My email address
is at the bottom,
640
00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:03,008
and I intend to respond
to every message I receive.
641
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,561
Before we put them up,
I want to hear your thoughts.
642
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,062
I love them.
643
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,799
Once again, my advice has,
like, saved the city.
644
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:11,967
I came up with the slogan.
645
00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:14,469
It's tacky to
take credit for stuff.
646
00:19:16,439 --> 00:19:17,806
We're here to apologize.
647
00:19:17,807 --> 00:19:19,325
I can't prove you took
my moose tracks,
648
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,475
so I shouldn't have
yelled at you.
649
00:19:20,476 --> 00:19:21,643
I'm impressed.
650
00:19:21,644 --> 00:19:23,162
It takes a big person to admit
651
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,747
when they're being
a total dum-dum.
652
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:26,248
We want to make it up to you.
653
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:27,449
We got you a pizza.
654
00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:30,452
Only one pizza for both of us?
655
00:19:30,453 --> 00:19:32,087
Oh, my God.
656
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,757
That was an obvious
setup, you morons.
657
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,292
You're eating cheese.
658
00:19:36,293 --> 00:19:38,427
You're lying about
being lactose intolerant.
659
00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:39,428
No, we weren't.
660
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,763
Some things are
just delicious enough
661
00:19:40,764 --> 00:19:42,298
to suffer the consequences.
662
00:19:42,299 --> 00:19:44,266
I'm diabetic, but I still
eat sugar out of the bag.
663
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,301
Both: Ugh!
664
00:19:45,302 --> 00:19:47,636
Just admit you took
my moose tracks.
665
00:19:47,637 --> 00:19:49,305
Admit it!
666
00:19:49,306 --> 00:19:51,056
Admit...
667
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,641
It.
668
00:19:52,642 --> 00:19:54,310
Yeah, we ate it.
669
00:19:54,311 --> 00:19:56,645
And we're eating your pizza.
670
00:19:56,646 --> 00:20:00,983
So who's the moron now?
671
00:20:00,984 --> 00:20:02,785
Ooh, stomach.
672
00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:03,786
Oh, yeah.
673
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:07,239
It's coming.
674
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,240
They admitted it.
675
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:10,159
That's a victory, right?
676
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,827
No, Terry.
677
00:20:11,828 --> 00:20:12,878
There are no winners here.
678
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:13,879
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
679
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,880
Coming through, coming through!
680
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:15,998
Move it!
681
00:20:15,999 --> 00:20:17,666
Move, move, move,
move, move, move, move!
682
00:20:20,337 --> 00:20:22,171
Getting in a little late there
this morning, Boyle.
683
00:20:22,172 --> 00:20:23,172
Where you been?
684
00:20:23,173 --> 00:20:24,206
Cursing out my own shadow
685
00:20:24,207 --> 00:20:26,708
for hanging out
with a loser like me.
686
00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:28,043
Also an eye doctor appointment.
687
00:20:28,044 --> 00:20:29,378
Well, there's something
in the holding cell
688
00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:32,481
that might cheer you up.
689
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:33,482
That's Nick's assistant.
690
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,483
Why is she here?
691
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,651
After you left last night,
692
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,486
I was thinking about
the 24-hour sex painting,
693
00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,688
"Genevieve 416."
694
00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:41,023
Check out the date
on this receipt
695
00:20:41,024 --> 00:20:43,442
from the storage locker
with the stolen art.
696
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,526
April 16th.
697
00:20:44,527 --> 00:20:46,228
416!
Exactly.
698
00:20:46,229 --> 00:20:47,246
She couldn't have rented it,
699
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,564
because she was busy
getting busy.
700
00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:50,565
Oh, good one.
701
00:20:50,566 --> 00:20:51,784
This is fantastic.
702
00:20:51,785 --> 00:20:52,835
I mean, I'm not happy
703
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,286
that she was having sex
with another man,
704
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:55,871
but I'm okay with it
if that's what gets her off.
705
00:20:55,872 --> 00:20:57,172
Do you seriously not hear it,
706
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,557
because it almost seems
intentional at this point.
707
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,809
Why would Devorah
set Genevieve up?
708
00:21:00,810 --> 00:21:02,244
Because she's
in love with Nick.
709
00:21:02,245 --> 00:21:04,713
She used one of those
latex casts of Genevieve's hand
710
00:21:04,714 --> 00:21:05,714
to get the fingerprints
711
00:21:05,715 --> 00:21:06,932
so she could
break into the gallery.
712
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,767
Wow, I can't believe
you kept working the case
713
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,436
even after I gave up.
714
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,604
That was a nice thing to do.
715
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:14,657
Charles, I didn't
do it to be nice.
716
00:21:14,658 --> 00:21:16,742
I did it to be amazing.
717
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:17,943
And I think you're
a great detective,
718
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,295
and I trusted your gut.
719
00:21:19,296 --> 00:21:20,746
Go get your girlfriend
out of prison.
720
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:22,247
Oh, thanks, man.
721
00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:24,300
Next time you see me,
I'm gonna be all out of orgasms.
722
00:21:24,301 --> 00:21:26,435
No, you can't say that
while you're hugging someone.
723
00:21:26,772 --> 00:21:32,500
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