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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:27,585 --> 00:00:29,668 THE CORRIDORS OF TIME 4 00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:10,251 In the year 1123, men were valiant. 5 00:01:10,460 --> 00:01:13,460 Wizards ruled over the forests 6 00:01:13,668 --> 00:01:17,543 with magic spells, potions and remedies. 7 00:01:17,751 --> 00:01:22,460 Godefroy, Count of Montmirail, returned from war 8 00:01:22,668 --> 00:01:24,876 with his squire, Jacquasse the Crass. 9 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,126 He rushed to his betrothed, sweet Frenegonde. 10 00:01:29,876 --> 00:01:32,460 Bewitched by a wicked witch, 11 00:01:32,668 --> 00:01:35,501 he mistook Frenegonde's father from a bear 12 00:01:35,710 --> 00:01:37,876 and slew him with an arrow. 13 00:01:39,918 --> 00:01:43,001 Deserted by Frenegonde, 14 00:01:43,210 --> 00:01:45,668 Godefroy consulted the wizard Eusabius, 15 00:01:45,876 --> 00:01:49,251 who tried sending Godefroy through the Corridors of Time 16 00:01:49,460 --> 00:01:51,626 to the moment before the accident. 17 00:01:51,793 --> 00:01:53,710 But the wizard goofed. 18 00:01:54,168 --> 00:01:57,626 He thrust our heroes into the 20th century. 19 00:01:58,501 --> 00:02:00,001 The psychos! 20 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,501 Look at the bums! 21 00:02:02,710 --> 00:02:06,501 Godefroy met his descendant, Béatrice de Montmirail. 22 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:09,835 She mistook him for her cousin Hubert, 23 00:02:10,043 --> 00:02:12,251 who has the ancestral nose. 24 00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:15,043 But Jacquart, Jacquasse's descendant, 25 00:02:15,251 --> 00:02:17,626 denied any link with such an oaf. 26 00:02:18,126 --> 00:02:21,460 Jacquasse and Godefroy met Ginette, 27 00:02:21,668 --> 00:02:24,668 a hobo who mistook them for stuntmen. 28 00:02:24,876 --> 00:02:29,376 But Béatrice wrongly assumed that Ginette also came 29 00:02:29,585 --> 00:02:31,460 from the Middle Ages. 30 00:02:31,626 --> 00:02:34,376 Before Godefroy returned to the past, 31 00:02:34,585 --> 00:02:39,335 he locked up Sergeant Gibbon and sedated him. 32 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:45,043 He managed to prevent his future father-in-law's death. 33 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:49,001 But Jacquasse did something dumb. 34 00:02:49,210 --> 00:02:51,335 He stole the Duke's jewels 35 00:02:51,543 --> 00:02:54,751 and hid them in a statue. 36 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:59,710 By taking them into the future, 37 00:02:59,876 --> 00:03:03,626 and sending Jacquart back to the past 38 00:03:03,793 --> 00:03:06,835 in the coat Ginette had bought for him, 39 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:09,501 Jacquasse the Crass has left 40 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:13,418 the Corridors of Time wide open. 41 00:03:16,335 --> 00:03:17,751 Out of my way! 42 00:03:25,876 --> 00:03:28,960 Cousin Hubert! What's going on here? 43 00:03:31,168 --> 00:03:34,043 Where the hell am I? 44 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:41,793 Sire! The Crass obeys you not. He flees. 45 00:03:45,168 --> 00:03:47,835 Let me drag him back by his ball-sack. 46 00:03:48,043 --> 00:03:50,585 He is thrilled to be home. 47 00:03:50,793 --> 00:03:52,835 Let him drink the tavern dry. 48 00:03:53,043 --> 00:03:55,168 He'll return soon after. 49 00:04:09,460 --> 00:04:12,543 No network! What a great buy! 50 00:04:14,626 --> 00:04:17,126 It's ice-cold here! 51 00:04:47,043 --> 00:04:50,043 Daughter, you will not wed Count Godefroy. 52 00:04:50,626 --> 00:04:52,710 His subjects are thieves. 53 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,335 Jewel thieves! 54 00:04:55,126 --> 00:04:56,501 How can it be? 55 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:58,501 I had them this morning. 56 00:04:58,710 --> 00:05:01,460 Now they're gone, as if by magic! 57 00:05:01,918 --> 00:05:03,876 A spell was cast on me! 58 00:05:04,210 --> 00:05:09,710 Relax thyself. I will investigate. If thief there be, he will hang! 59 00:05:09,918 --> 00:05:13,376 Among the stolen family jewels is our Holy Relic. 60 00:05:13,585 --> 00:05:15,043 The sacred tooth! 61 00:05:15,501 --> 00:05:19,918 All that remained of Saint Rolande after Caesar's lions devoured her. 62 00:05:20,126 --> 00:05:21,585 It brings fertility! 63 00:05:22,126 --> 00:05:23,626 Woe to my daughter 64 00:05:23,835 --> 00:05:26,460 if she is without it at her wedding! 65 00:05:26,668 --> 00:05:28,251 She will be sterile! 66 00:05:30,293 --> 00:05:35,210 I vow to find the sacred tooth, even if Hell awaits me. 67 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,460 My faith is in thee! 68 00:05:37,668 --> 00:05:38,543 Loyal lady! 69 00:05:38,751 --> 00:05:41,376 Find the relic before the new moon 70 00:05:41,585 --> 00:05:43,876 or it will be paid for in blood. 71 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:48,335 Damned this icy land of yours! August approaches, 72 00:05:48,543 --> 00:05:49,960 and we freeze! 73 00:05:54,210 --> 00:05:55,876 What ails thee? 74 00:05:56,168 --> 00:05:57,460 Sire! 75 00:06:01,210 --> 00:06:03,210 Why are you here, Eusabius? 76 00:06:03,418 --> 00:06:05,251 You're back safe and sound? 77 00:06:05,460 --> 00:06:06,668 Indeed. 78 00:06:06,876 --> 00:06:10,043 Your squire too? All is back to normal? 79 00:06:10,251 --> 00:06:13,751 While he drinks, someone swiped the Duke's jewels. 80 00:06:14,043 --> 00:06:15,751 My crystal balls are cloudy. 81 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,835 My potions boil over! I'm scared! 82 00:06:19,043 --> 00:06:22,376 Go now. I will call you when I need you. 83 00:06:22,585 --> 00:06:26,376 It is as if the Corridors of Time were still open! 84 00:06:42,918 --> 00:06:43,960 Strange dogs! 85 00:06:44,376 --> 00:06:45,959 Nice doggies... 86 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:49,043 They look like wolves. 87 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:54,168 I don't believe it! They are wolves! 88 00:06:54,376 --> 00:06:56,251 Wolves in the woods! 89 00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:24,835 Unbelievable! 90 00:07:29,543 --> 00:07:32,085 Hello, sir. Call the police! 91 00:07:32,293 --> 00:07:35,585 Circus animals are running loose in the woods! 92 00:07:35,793 --> 00:07:37,251 It's horrific! 93 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:38,376 Look at me, man! 94 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:41,710 What bad breath! It's like a septic tank! 95 00:07:42,501 --> 00:07:45,251 He looks like Jacquasse the Crass! 96 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:47,126 He's far too dainty! 97 00:07:47,335 --> 00:07:50,460 Maybe he seduced a foreign princess! 98 00:07:52,793 --> 00:07:54,710 He's handsomely dressed 99 00:07:55,460 --> 00:07:56,918 and so cute! 100 00:07:57,376 --> 00:07:58,293 You're crazy! 101 00:07:58,501 --> 00:08:01,960 Get your hairy hands off me, ass breath! 102 00:08:02,626 --> 00:08:05,501 Holy scrotum! Catch him! 103 00:08:05,793 --> 00:08:07,585 Out of my way! 104 00:08:20,585 --> 00:08:21,585 Stop him! 105 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:24,085 If he flees, he must be guilty! 106 00:08:25,793 --> 00:08:27,960 That hurts! Let go! 107 00:08:28,376 --> 00:08:29,210 Hands off! 108 00:08:29,418 --> 00:08:31,543 Grand Inquisitor, look! 109 00:08:31,751 --> 00:08:32,960 Monks? 110 00:08:36,418 --> 00:08:39,501 Hey! Grand Guru! Head Honcho! 111 00:08:39,710 --> 00:08:42,418 Let me go and I'll keep quiet. 112 00:08:42,626 --> 00:08:43,960 Just call me a taxi. 113 00:08:44,168 --> 00:08:46,543 Confess and die in peace. 114 00:08:47,043 --> 00:08:50,376 Look! A little catapult! 115 00:08:57,418 --> 00:08:58,251 Stand back! 116 00:08:59,001 --> 00:09:00,126 It's not mine! 117 00:09:00,335 --> 00:09:04,418 I was drugged and put in these stupid clothes! 118 00:09:09,626 --> 00:09:11,918 The stake! Fire will purge him! 119 00:09:12,126 --> 00:09:15,376 It's a toy! It's Jacquasse's! 120 00:09:16,085 --> 00:09:17,501 Burn him! 121 00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:24,918 It's a cow moo! What do you have against cows? 122 00:09:25,585 --> 00:09:26,960 Hurry, my love! 123 00:09:29,251 --> 00:09:32,710 My father has boils. He vomiteth pus. 124 00:09:37,001 --> 00:09:37,918 The Relic! 125 00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:41,001 Have you found the Relic 126 00:09:41,210 --> 00:09:44,085 of Saint Rolande? 127 00:09:54,585 --> 00:09:57,585 He is possessed. We need an exorcist! 128 00:10:03,335 --> 00:10:06,668 We found Jacquasse! The Inquisitor wants to burn him! 129 00:10:06,835 --> 00:10:07,751 My Jacquasse? 130 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:09,460 What's this scuzz? 131 00:10:10,835 --> 00:10:13,585 Hey there, Big Cheese! 132 00:10:14,043 --> 00:10:16,460 Let me join your sect and send you 133 00:10:16,668 --> 00:10:18,418 a big fat check! 134 00:10:20,835 --> 00:10:23,543 Abandon Satan and die forgiven. 135 00:10:23,751 --> 00:10:25,501 Do you speak French? 136 00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:28,126 Won't you take my check? 137 00:10:30,668 --> 00:10:32,710 Put that tuna down, okay? 138 00:10:32,876 --> 00:10:34,043 Okayyy! 139 00:10:36,251 --> 00:10:37,251 No touching the fish! 140 00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:39,668 Wondrous codpieces! 141 00:10:39,876 --> 00:10:42,835 Our salesgirls are happy to serve you. 142 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,710 Mighty meats! 143 00:10:44,918 --> 00:10:47,543 - Keep your cod! - So get out! 144 00:10:47,710 --> 00:10:48,543 Okay? 145 00:10:51,168 --> 00:10:52,293 Lady Ginette! 146 00:10:52,501 --> 00:10:55,585 Juicy beans and a big fat sausage! 147 00:10:56,626 --> 00:10:59,710 It's locked inside! Thievery! 148 00:10:59,918 --> 00:11:02,376 Stop shaking the bean stew! 149 00:11:02,585 --> 00:11:03,543 Give it to me! 150 00:11:03,751 --> 00:11:05,168 You'll break it! 151 00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,293 My shoes! 152 00:11:11,751 --> 00:11:13,210 Eat this! 153 00:11:22,876 --> 00:11:25,293 - What's that? - To make bread! 154 00:11:25,501 --> 00:11:28,668 Good riddance! We don't want your kind here! 155 00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:30,710 Bums! 156 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,543 These hurt! 157 00:11:35,501 --> 00:11:38,251 - Open your window! - I prefer my bootlets! 158 00:11:38,418 --> 00:11:39,251 It's vile! 159 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:41,626 - I smell nothing. - It reeks! 160 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,126 They reek not! 161 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,501 Long live the Count! 162 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,626 You're making a big boo-boo! 163 00:11:52,335 --> 00:11:53,876 It's warming up! 164 00:11:55,376 --> 00:11:56,835 There's Cousin Hubert! 165 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,043 I am the Count. 166 00:11:59,376 --> 00:12:02,710 How dare you burn him on my land? 167 00:12:02,918 --> 00:12:05,335 The life and death of my serfs is my affair. 168 00:12:05,751 --> 00:12:07,751 Destroying Satan is mine. 169 00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:12,710 He is my loyal servant, Jacquasse. 170 00:12:12,918 --> 00:12:17,293 Explain the satanic noise this box makes. 171 00:12:19,251 --> 00:12:21,126 Yes? I'm waiting. 172 00:12:22,126 --> 00:12:23,293 I'm getting hot! 173 00:12:23,835 --> 00:12:25,376 I've had enough! 174 00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:29,335 If he sinned, he will be punished. 175 00:12:29,543 --> 00:12:32,335 But I'll attend the trial. Obey the law. 176 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:35,085 We'll interrogate him in your castle. 177 00:12:35,251 --> 00:12:37,085 It won't take long. 178 00:12:37,293 --> 00:12:38,876 I dislike your manners. 179 00:12:39,085 --> 00:12:40,501 And I, yours. 180 00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:43,126 While you yak away, I'm burning! 181 00:12:48,085 --> 00:12:48,960 About time! 182 00:12:50,251 --> 00:12:53,085 What is this madhouse? Who are these crazies? 183 00:12:53,293 --> 00:12:55,793 Holy scrotums! Jacquasse's descendant! 184 00:12:57,001 --> 00:12:59,043 I'm not his descendant at all! 185 00:12:59,251 --> 00:13:02,460 Take me to the hotel. I'm calling the police chief! 186 00:13:02,668 --> 00:13:04,335 Believe me, heads will roll! 187 00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:06,585 Keep quiet, peasant, 188 00:13:06,793 --> 00:13:08,668 or you will die. 189 00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:12,293 I want him in irons and shackles. 190 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,085 I agree! Gag him too! 191 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,751 What the hell? 192 00:13:23,251 --> 00:13:24,960 Honey for my gullet! 193 00:13:25,168 --> 00:13:27,168 It's chocolate, not honey! 194 00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:31,418 10 Crunch Bars in 5 minutes! You'll be sick as a dog! 195 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:35,460 Crunch! Chocolate! Long live chocolate! 196 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:37,876 - Let me steer! - Got a license? 197 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:40,335 Here, drive. 198 00:13:40,543 --> 00:13:43,668 Careful, dummy, or we'll bite the dust! 199 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:47,418 You're zigzagging, buddy! 200 00:13:48,585 --> 00:13:50,126 Keep cool, baby. Cool! 201 00:13:52,126 --> 00:13:53,835 You're a real ace! 202 00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:55,418 My turn now. 203 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,335 Ace charioteer! 204 00:14:02,168 --> 00:14:03,251 Learn to drive, asshole! 205 00:14:08,501 --> 00:14:12,835 Vile beggar! Slug-eating rascal! Away with you! 206 00:14:13,751 --> 00:14:16,501 You sound dumb! Kinda like the medieval knight! 207 00:14:17,335 --> 00:14:19,335 What means "medieval"? 208 00:14:19,876 --> 00:14:21,001 You don't know? 209 00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:23,960 Culture-wise, you're a real dick! 210 00:14:25,293 --> 00:14:26,835 What befalls? 211 00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:30,960 Oh shit! 212 00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:34,460 This shit heap guzzles gas! 213 00:14:35,085 --> 00:14:35,960 Shit heap! 214 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,376 We'll pawn your jewels and buy another. 215 00:14:40,585 --> 00:14:43,501 No, I'll bury my jewels at Lady Béatrice's 216 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,793 and save them for my bastards. 217 00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:49,043 Let's blow it all! That's what money's for! 218 00:14:49,251 --> 00:14:52,001 Let's tan our toes in Saint Tropez! 219 00:14:53,043 --> 00:14:55,335 No, we'll return to our Good Mistress. 220 00:14:55,501 --> 00:14:57,501 We'll toil away for her. 221 00:14:57,710 --> 00:15:00,251 In turn, she will pay and protect us. 222 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:03,251 Lady Béatrice is mean. She's a bimbo. 223 00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:05,418 A bimbo? Yes, yes... 224 00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:07,043 Yeah, a bimbo! 225 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:11,085 Let's go see Lady Béatrice the Bimbo. 226 00:15:15,668 --> 00:15:18,376 Jean-Pierre, you're exhausting me! 227 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:22,085 I expected more from you than stupid skepticism. 228 00:15:22,293 --> 00:15:25,501 I'm not the only skeptical one, right doctor? 229 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:29,751 Godefroy, Mr. Kass and Dame Ginette are from the Middle Ages. 230 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,626 I know you can be thick, 231 00:15:31,835 --> 00:15:35,376 but think in terms of the TV show "The X-Files", 232 00:15:35,585 --> 00:15:37,918 which you hate and the kids love. 233 00:15:39,876 --> 00:15:43,210 Sir, Madame de Montmirail is calling you back. 234 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,668 You told Mummy? 235 00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:46,918 No, it's Cora. Hubert's wife. 236 00:15:47,126 --> 00:15:48,668 I told her he's back! 237 00:15:48,876 --> 00:15:51,293 That was a big mistake. 238 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,293 Cora? Jean-Pierre here. 239 00:15:54,501 --> 00:15:55,751 How dumb! Hang up! 240 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:59,251 Your husband has turned up. Here. 241 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,376 How irresponsible! 242 00:16:02,585 --> 00:16:06,085 I kept quiet when I thought Godefroy was Hubert 243 00:16:06,293 --> 00:16:10,501 because even before he went to Borneo, he hated her. 244 00:16:10,710 --> 00:16:12,835 She's your problem now. 245 00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:14,376 Relax! You're tired. 246 00:16:14,585 --> 00:16:18,126 Take your drops and I'll have Pizza Hut deliver. 247 00:16:19,626 --> 00:16:20,710 A trumpet? 248 00:16:25,168 --> 00:16:27,335 Why work for these asses? 249 00:16:27,751 --> 00:16:29,085 Hi, Mr. Goulard. 250 00:16:29,293 --> 00:16:30,793 What now? 251 00:16:31,001 --> 00:16:32,335 Sustenance and shelter! 252 00:16:33,001 --> 00:16:36,001 Let us toil for Lady Béatrice the Bimbo 253 00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:37,835 for food and lodging. 254 00:16:38,043 --> 00:16:39,960 - What? - I won't bust my buns! 255 00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:41,668 Béatrice is sick. 256 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,293 That asshole hurt you! 257 00:16:46,751 --> 00:16:48,501 Jean-Pierre, you're awful! 258 00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:52,460 Jacques Kass is a friend and you kick him out! 259 00:16:52,668 --> 00:16:54,210 Come in, Mr. Kass. 260 00:16:54,418 --> 00:16:56,835 Not with their rubbish! 261 00:16:57,918 --> 00:17:01,710 Off'rings for my mistress, Béatrice the Bimbo. 262 00:17:01,918 --> 00:17:02,751 What? 263 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,710 "Off'rings" is the word from back then. 264 00:17:05,918 --> 00:17:09,418 It means "gifts". A thousand thanks, dear servant. 265 00:17:09,626 --> 00:17:11,918 Enter with your damsel. 266 00:17:12,126 --> 00:17:14,126 He called you a bimbo. 267 00:17:14,335 --> 00:17:16,835 For them the meaning is different. 268 00:17:17,043 --> 00:17:18,543 Not for me! 269 00:17:18,751 --> 00:17:22,168 Bring your goodly victuals into the kitchen. 270 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:25,210 Hastily, Lady Béatrice the Bimbo! 271 00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:29,085 She loves this bimbo stuff. Help us. 272 00:17:30,168 --> 00:17:32,376 What a nice surprise! 273 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,543 You forgot? 274 00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:36,335 Not at all. Go in. I'll join you. 275 00:17:36,543 --> 00:17:41,168 Béatrice! I'm repairing a bridge. Call me if the Kasses 276 00:17:41,376 --> 00:17:42,835 make any trouble. 277 00:17:43,043 --> 00:17:45,543 Gentle servant, we have a grave problem. 278 00:17:45,751 --> 00:17:48,751 Mr. Jacquart went back to your times. 279 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,168 - Understand? - Yes! 280 00:17:51,376 --> 00:17:53,293 We can't leave him there. 281 00:17:54,126 --> 00:17:55,126 Yes! 282 00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:57,460 Let's solve this now. 283 00:17:58,751 --> 00:18:01,251 Too new a word. Solveth? 284 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,126 You understand? Let's solveth this. 285 00:18:08,335 --> 00:18:10,460 'Tis an honor for him to serve 286 00:18:10,668 --> 00:18:12,585 as Sire Godefroy's squire. 287 00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:14,668 Mr. Kass, Jacquart cannot 288 00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,835 be a squire. He's too... 289 00:18:17,043 --> 00:18:20,126 sophisticated. He'll hate the climate. 290 00:18:20,335 --> 00:18:22,293 Go home and send him back. 291 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,543 Have you any potion left? 292 00:18:24,751 --> 00:18:28,001 No more of that vile potion! Never again! 293 00:18:31,085 --> 00:18:34,918 Don't spit on my floor! It took hours to get that shine! 294 00:18:39,126 --> 00:18:41,001 Is Ginette medieval too? 295 00:18:42,418 --> 00:18:44,376 That's what I thought. 296 00:18:44,585 --> 00:18:45,460 Dame Ginette... 297 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,876 would you and Mr. Kass be so goodly 298 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:54,251 as to set the goodly table for my goodly family 299 00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:56,460 so that we may break bread? 300 00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:58,293 I must see someone 301 00:18:58,501 --> 00:19:01,126 who'll send you back you-know-where. 302 00:19:01,335 --> 00:19:03,585 - Where? - To the land of castles 303 00:19:03,793 --> 00:19:05,710 and valiant knights. 304 00:19:05,918 --> 00:19:08,418 Are you feeling well, Mrs. Goulard? 305 00:19:08,626 --> 00:19:12,001 You'll both eat at the table, not on the floor. 306 00:19:13,335 --> 00:19:14,626 We're not dogs. 307 00:19:14,835 --> 00:19:19,376 I'm tolerant. My husband's a commoner but I don't mind. 308 00:19:19,585 --> 00:19:20,418 Thanks a ton! 309 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,543 So setteth the table. 310 00:19:22,751 --> 00:19:25,418 Yeah, I get it. I'm the new slave. 311 00:19:46,668 --> 00:19:47,585 Get lost! 312 00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:49,710 - The peasant! - Go! 313 00:19:51,126 --> 00:19:52,251 What a pain! 314 00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:56,210 A new gardener? 315 00:19:56,418 --> 00:19:59,460 My wife decided to help a hobo and his wife. 316 00:20:00,043 --> 00:20:01,293 We all should. 317 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,668 If you want ours, be my guest! 318 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:15,085 Sorry, it's just the gum. I can't see a thing. 319 00:20:15,418 --> 00:20:16,918 Here, put this on it. 320 00:20:22,585 --> 00:20:24,168 My cigars in the sink! 321 00:20:29,126 --> 00:20:30,626 Did you touch these? 322 00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:33,335 I see... 323 00:20:41,126 --> 00:20:43,210 I have an urgent errand to run. 324 00:20:43,418 --> 00:20:44,418 Where? 325 00:20:44,626 --> 00:20:47,376 I have to send Mr. Kass 326 00:20:47,585 --> 00:20:49,251 and Dame Ginette back. 327 00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:51,085 They'll be home alone? 328 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:53,543 I'll put them in front of the TV. 329 00:21:00,335 --> 00:21:01,251 It blew! 330 00:21:15,293 --> 00:21:19,168 What's this mess? Why did you touch the fridge? 331 00:21:19,376 --> 00:21:20,543 Béa! 332 00:21:22,793 --> 00:21:25,835 Kass is breaking bottles in the kitchen! 333 00:21:28,418 --> 00:21:29,251 Come here. 334 00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:32,543 Everything here is too unusual for you. 335 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:35,876 - Unusual? - It's all so new to you. 336 00:21:36,626 --> 00:21:37,460 Bitch. 337 00:21:38,626 --> 00:21:42,168 Excuse me... Back to work. 338 00:21:43,626 --> 00:21:47,251 You two will be good and sit on this bench 339 00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:49,293 which we call a "sofa". 340 00:21:49,501 --> 00:21:50,626 Surprise time! 341 00:21:50,835 --> 00:21:52,001 Like minstrels? 342 00:21:54,543 --> 00:21:56,918 Hark! Hark! Here they come! 343 00:21:58,001 --> 00:22:00,835 Great, isn't it? Now get Mr. Kass 344 00:22:01,043 --> 00:22:03,918 and show him the "minstrel box"! 345 00:22:04,126 --> 00:22:06,918 Yeah, right. The minstrel box. 346 00:22:07,668 --> 00:22:08,501 Old bat! 347 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,376 Daddy-o! Bimbo-bo left. 348 00:22:17,585 --> 00:22:20,210 It's cocktail time! See if they have 349 00:22:20,418 --> 00:22:21,585 cable TV. 350 00:22:23,501 --> 00:22:24,626 Go look. 351 00:22:25,501 --> 00:22:26,335 Step on it! 352 00:22:33,543 --> 00:22:34,960 Devilry! 353 00:22:41,668 --> 00:22:44,710 Don't move, ma'am. This is the hard part. 354 00:22:53,168 --> 00:22:56,376 What the hell did they do? I knew it. 355 00:23:00,585 --> 00:23:02,585 The needle's in your palate. 356 00:23:03,001 --> 00:23:04,543 I'll take it right out. 357 00:23:05,668 --> 00:23:06,626 Devilry! 358 00:23:07,168 --> 00:23:08,710 What's wrong, Daddy-o? 359 00:23:11,918 --> 00:23:13,460 God Almighty! 360 00:23:15,751 --> 00:23:17,626 What on earth happened? 361 00:23:17,876 --> 00:23:21,501 What happened? What did you do? The TV imploded! 362 00:23:21,710 --> 00:23:26,210 - I'm deaf! I'm deaf! - It exploded in his face! 363 00:23:26,418 --> 00:23:28,210 Stop moving. Let me look. 364 00:23:30,335 --> 00:23:31,960 I'm deaf! 365 00:23:32,168 --> 00:23:34,335 His ear is full of wax! 366 00:23:34,543 --> 00:23:36,793 My poor Daddy-o! Call a doctor! 367 00:23:37,085 --> 00:23:38,626 I am a doctor! 368 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:40,585 I'm deaf! Stone-deaf! 369 00:23:42,126 --> 00:23:45,043 Try to yawn. Yawn! 370 00:23:50,543 --> 00:23:53,668 Nice going, Daddy-o! Nice going! 371 00:23:54,626 --> 00:23:57,126 I can hear! I can hear! 372 00:23:57,668 --> 00:23:59,501 The Devil box burst into flames! 373 00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:02,126 Shitty TV! Was it secondhand? 374 00:24:02,335 --> 00:24:03,501 Shut up! 375 00:24:04,293 --> 00:24:06,918 What's that smell? Something's burning! 376 00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:11,543 The sofas! 377 00:24:11,835 --> 00:24:13,335 Water, fast! 378 00:24:13,543 --> 00:24:15,501 Water! Water! 379 00:24:15,710 --> 00:24:17,293 The Fire Department! 380 00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:25,126 Water! Water! Here comes water! 381 00:24:30,710 --> 00:24:32,460 Dr. Eusebe - Medium 382 00:24:36,793 --> 00:24:40,085 That hurts! The professor gave my ancestor 383 00:24:40,293 --> 00:24:42,168 a time-traveling potion. 384 00:24:42,376 --> 00:24:43,210 He's sick. 385 00:24:43,418 --> 00:24:45,626 Let her in, Mariette! 386 00:24:47,626 --> 00:24:49,085 Sorry to bother you, 387 00:24:49,793 --> 00:24:52,710 but I need a drop of the potion 388 00:24:52,918 --> 00:24:55,085 you gave Godefroy, my ancestor? 389 00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:58,210 He left his servant and his wife here 390 00:24:58,418 --> 00:25:00,751 and took off with Jacquart. 391 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,168 Get it? 392 00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:06,168 Everyone must get back into place. 393 00:25:09,543 --> 00:25:11,918 Goodness gracious! Books of magic! 394 00:25:13,251 --> 00:25:15,751 I'll need strength to concoct the potion. 395 00:25:16,418 --> 00:25:18,251 It requires concentration. 396 00:25:18,460 --> 00:25:21,168 Mariette will deliver it at dawn. 397 00:25:21,376 --> 00:25:23,960 Never mention what you've seen. 398 00:25:24,168 --> 00:25:26,626 No one wants to believe these things, 399 00:25:27,251 --> 00:25:30,584 and the uninitiated pay for it dearly. 400 00:25:31,876 --> 00:25:32,751 There are rats! 401 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,627 Help! Rats! 402 00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:44,876 Rats! 403 00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:47,418 Here's your slop, Satan child! 404 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:52,460 Eat up, because tomorrow, you'll be on the rack! 405 00:25:52,668 --> 00:25:54,960 It's you! Don't you recognize me? 406 00:25:55,626 --> 00:25:58,293 Aren't you Jacques Kass? 407 00:25:58,501 --> 00:25:59,835 You know my brother? 408 00:26:00,043 --> 00:26:03,793 That toad! I'm Prosper the Manure Man. 409 00:26:04,001 --> 00:26:06,043 - The what? - I collect manure. 410 00:26:06,251 --> 00:26:08,043 That's what I smell! 411 00:26:08,876 --> 00:26:11,918 We're family. You can't abandon me! 412 00:26:12,126 --> 00:26:15,460 I have a gorgeous 18-carat gold watch. 413 00:26:15,668 --> 00:26:18,001 If you let me out, it's yours! 414 00:26:18,876 --> 00:26:20,001 It's chic! 415 00:26:20,626 --> 00:26:23,210 Thief! Come back here! 416 00:26:23,418 --> 00:26:25,835 - Piglet! - I'm sorry! 417 00:26:28,376 --> 00:26:29,376 Don't go, cousin! 418 00:26:30,835 --> 00:26:34,043 We found Sergeant Gibbon squeezed into a cage, 419 00:26:34,251 --> 00:26:36,626 half-dressed, 420 00:26:36,835 --> 00:26:39,168 drugged with a massive dose of Dragonal. 421 00:26:39,376 --> 00:26:41,918 I'm investigating the assault. 422 00:26:42,126 --> 00:26:44,710 When can I interrogate Gibbon? 423 00:26:44,918 --> 00:26:47,918 He's safe, but full of anti-depressants. 424 00:26:48,126 --> 00:26:51,251 - He'll be on cloud nine for weeks. - Unfortunate. 425 00:26:53,751 --> 00:26:57,168 I hear he jotted things down in a notebook. 426 00:26:58,168 --> 00:26:59,001 Bingo. 427 00:27:01,418 --> 00:27:02,876 Unusual. 428 00:27:04,210 --> 00:27:06,543 Is it a prescription drug? 429 00:27:06,751 --> 00:27:09,085 Dragonal? Small doses are calming. 430 00:27:09,293 --> 00:27:13,418 Large doses plus alcohol make it an antidysleptic. 431 00:27:13,626 --> 00:27:16,585 Lots of kids stuff themselves with it 432 00:27:16,793 --> 00:27:19,960 at rave parties. They all look like him. 433 00:27:20,168 --> 00:27:22,710 Rave parties, peptic antidepressants... 434 00:27:22,918 --> 00:27:24,751 Psychodysleptic. 435 00:27:25,376 --> 00:27:26,376 Yeah, psycho. 436 00:27:41,918 --> 00:27:43,876 Thanks, but keep clear. 437 00:27:44,085 --> 00:27:47,210 Leave it to us, okay? 438 00:27:53,876 --> 00:27:56,210 Am I speaking Chinese? Get lost! 439 00:28:04,251 --> 00:28:05,376 Ignoramus! 440 00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,293 Gilbert! René! 441 00:28:09,793 --> 00:28:13,751 The needle broke and I can't get it out. 442 00:28:16,835 --> 00:28:19,001 Excuse me. It may be my wife. 443 00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:23,960 Cora, we got cut off before. 444 00:28:24,168 --> 00:28:26,918 Bad timing. The TV imploded. 445 00:28:27,751 --> 00:28:28,918 Hubert's fine. 446 00:28:29,126 --> 00:28:32,335 Just amnesiac. I'll let his friend explain. 447 00:28:33,126 --> 00:28:35,210 Mr. Kass! Mr. Kass! 448 00:28:35,543 --> 00:28:36,960 Come here! 449 00:28:41,001 --> 00:28:42,376 Gilbert! 450 00:28:42,918 --> 00:28:44,626 Cousin Hube's wife. 451 00:28:50,251 --> 00:28:51,251 Here he is. 452 00:28:58,418 --> 00:29:01,335 Hello, sir. Are you Montmirail's friend? 453 00:29:01,543 --> 00:29:03,918 Me? I'm Jacquasse! 454 00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:07,001 Is this amnesia stuff for the birds? 455 00:29:07,210 --> 00:29:08,085 What is it? 456 00:29:08,626 --> 00:29:12,418 The birds? Bird chasing! 457 00:29:20,418 --> 00:29:21,751 Must you whistle? 458 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,376 Why did that bastard disappear from my life 459 00:29:25,585 --> 00:29:26,793 for 15 years? 460 00:29:27,418 --> 00:29:28,876 You're embarrassed! 461 00:29:29,085 --> 00:29:32,543 The minstrel box is in flames! It is devilry! 462 00:29:33,376 --> 00:29:36,251 What? Who is this idiot! 463 00:29:36,543 --> 00:29:38,876 - Where is Montmirail? - In his fortress. 464 00:29:39,085 --> 00:29:41,668 Celebrating his marriage! 465 00:29:41,876 --> 00:29:43,918 He's remarrying? Perfect. 466 00:29:44,126 --> 00:29:47,751 Tell him to expect some legal trouble, okay? 467 00:29:49,835 --> 00:29:50,876 This guy's an ass. 468 00:29:51,210 --> 00:29:52,501 Can I speak to Hubert? 469 00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:56,293 Are you Hubert's friend? 470 00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:57,876 Do you know him? 471 00:29:59,126 --> 00:30:01,460 The idiot doesn't even know Hubert. 472 00:30:03,751 --> 00:30:05,585 He hung up on me! 473 00:30:13,668 --> 00:30:16,043 Philippine, your father's alive. 474 00:30:16,585 --> 00:30:17,418 He is? 475 00:30:23,418 --> 00:30:26,710 Look. I was five when he disappeared. 476 00:30:33,835 --> 00:30:35,460 Gilbert, let her rip! 477 00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:38,293 Gilbert! Let her rip! 478 00:30:38,668 --> 00:30:42,376 - What happened? - A fire due to a TV that imploded. 479 00:30:42,876 --> 00:30:44,793 Hilda, are the kids okay? 480 00:30:45,001 --> 00:30:46,376 We just got here. 481 00:30:46,585 --> 00:30:49,543 Is the man who insists on helping a relative? 482 00:30:49,751 --> 00:30:51,793 Mr. Kass? Yes, he's... kin. 483 00:30:52,001 --> 00:30:57,668 Tell him to stop. He may get hurt. He'll ruin our equipment. 484 00:30:57,876 --> 00:30:59,793 Dame Ginette, please tell 485 00:31:00,001 --> 00:31:03,210 your goodly companion not to help the... 486 00:31:03,418 --> 00:31:07,418 The helmeted foot soldiers can manage alone. 487 00:31:08,043 --> 00:31:09,626 Say what? 488 00:31:09,835 --> 00:31:12,835 They don't need him. Where is Jean-Pierre? 489 00:31:13,043 --> 00:31:14,918 What a shitty day! 490 00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:19,918 All done. What a day! 491 00:31:22,835 --> 00:31:25,043 We don't need a second hose! 492 00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:26,210 It unwinds! 493 00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:27,335 Rinse! 494 00:31:27,751 --> 00:31:30,960 They're flooding the house! What happened? 495 00:31:31,168 --> 00:31:34,751 Kass threw vodka on the fire! 496 00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:44,835 Turn it off! It's wet enough. 497 00:31:45,585 --> 00:31:47,626 All my carpets are floating! 498 00:31:47,835 --> 00:31:51,543 We did what we had to. You can sleep safe and sound. 499 00:31:58,251 --> 00:32:00,626 Do I have to wait much longer? 500 00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:11,376 Cut off the water! Cut! 501 00:32:23,335 --> 00:32:24,501 A mop! 502 00:32:40,585 --> 00:32:43,085 The water's cut off, chief! 503 00:32:44,876 --> 00:32:46,835 What asshole turned it on? 504 00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:50,835 Shit heap! 505 00:32:51,043 --> 00:32:51,793 Excuse me? 506 00:32:52,001 --> 00:32:53,001 Hands off. 507 00:32:53,501 --> 00:32:55,085 Dumb ass! 508 00:32:55,626 --> 00:32:57,960 The bum broke the siren! 509 00:33:06,043 --> 00:33:08,501 This joke is in bad taste! 510 00:33:08,835 --> 00:33:12,168 I'm sorry, ma'am. I forgot about you. 511 00:33:12,376 --> 00:33:15,168 Your hobo hosed me down! 512 00:33:15,376 --> 00:33:18,251 I'll ruin your reputation! 513 00:33:20,376 --> 00:33:21,501 Swine! 514 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:25,335 I paid to get my mouth destroyed! 515 00:33:25,543 --> 00:33:26,960 I won't forget this! 516 00:33:27,376 --> 00:33:30,293 Kass! Why did you soak his patient? 517 00:33:31,793 --> 00:33:34,126 You and your Dame must go back home. 518 00:33:34,335 --> 00:33:36,543 What the hell is going on? 519 00:33:36,751 --> 00:33:38,585 You're a butcher, not a dentist! 520 00:33:42,710 --> 00:33:43,960 You okay? 521 00:33:45,085 --> 00:33:46,543 No more ice. 522 00:33:54,085 --> 00:33:56,626 That's risky, Daddy-o! 523 00:33:57,418 --> 00:34:01,293 They're safer in Hot Mama's little bag. 524 00:34:01,751 --> 00:34:04,043 The Duke lost his jewels? 525 00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:07,085 Heal him or I shan't marry. 526 00:34:07,543 --> 00:34:10,085 Take the man on the stake 527 00:34:10,293 --> 00:34:13,793 back to his time, or the seven plagues of Egypt 528 00:34:14,001 --> 00:34:17,210 will strike your lands. 529 00:34:17,418 --> 00:34:22,751 Icy winds sweep through the open Corridors of Time. 530 00:34:23,168 --> 00:34:25,460 I'll prepare the potion. 531 00:34:25,668 --> 00:34:28,793 Make haste before Jacquasse's descendant 532 00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:31,626 denounces us all to the Inquisitor. 533 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,585 The Inquisitor? Here? 534 00:34:33,793 --> 00:34:37,085 I will pack my bags and leave at once! 535 00:34:37,293 --> 00:34:39,085 First fix the plagues! 536 00:34:41,835 --> 00:34:42,918 What is it? 537 00:34:43,751 --> 00:34:45,501 It's for me. The old biddy. 538 00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:49,501 Half a glass of each. 539 00:34:52,126 --> 00:34:53,626 Here's the spell. 540 00:34:53,835 --> 00:34:56,460 It stinks! They'll never drink this. 541 00:34:56,668 --> 00:34:58,918 You can't taste it in cocoa. 542 00:34:59,126 --> 00:35:02,210 And it doesn't alter the potion. 543 00:35:07,793 --> 00:35:09,460 A drop of magic potion... 544 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,835 Rise and shine! Breakfast time! 545 00:35:16,126 --> 00:35:17,001 Her again. 546 00:35:17,210 --> 00:35:20,626 Hot cocoa! Have you ever had chocolate? 547 00:35:22,001 --> 00:35:24,043 Hot, hot, hot, hot cocoa! 548 00:35:24,251 --> 00:35:26,626 Chocolate! Crunch! Crunch! 549 00:35:26,835 --> 00:35:29,626 You know Crunch Bars? This is Nesquik! 550 00:35:31,793 --> 00:35:33,460 Slowly, don't choke! 551 00:35:33,668 --> 00:35:35,043 I'm off! 552 00:35:35,251 --> 00:35:37,460 Happy golfing! See you tonight! 553 00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:39,168 Begone, peasant! 554 00:35:39,376 --> 00:35:40,210 I'll handle them. 555 00:35:42,168 --> 00:35:45,710 Hot cocoa! What a good idea. We never have it. 556 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,126 Cocoa is new to you. 557 00:35:47,335 --> 00:35:51,126 The conquistadores brought it back 558 00:35:51,335 --> 00:35:53,251 from Méjico ages ago. 559 00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:54,835 It was the rage! 560 00:35:55,043 --> 00:35:57,835 People adore it! As Jean-Pierre says: 561 00:35:58,043 --> 00:36:02,043 "Try new things or you'll end up a dum-dum!" 562 00:36:02,835 --> 00:36:06,876 No way, bimbo-bo! Screw your Mexican snobs! 563 00:36:07,085 --> 00:36:08,835 I won't puke for you. 564 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,210 Give me her nectar! 565 00:36:11,585 --> 00:36:13,501 Stop, it's not for you! 566 00:36:13,835 --> 00:36:15,876 It's your turn! 567 00:36:16,085 --> 00:36:18,626 Get off my back! Stop hounding me! 568 00:36:18,835 --> 00:36:21,210 I'm not Bimbo-bo's slave! 569 00:36:21,418 --> 00:36:25,085 I'll get gas and hock the jewels. 570 00:36:25,293 --> 00:36:26,460 Then it's party time! 571 00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:29,335 First drink your cocoa! 572 00:36:29,543 --> 00:36:31,251 My jewels! 573 00:36:33,418 --> 00:36:35,876 - I'll cut her throat! - Stay here! 574 00:36:36,418 --> 00:36:38,085 Why are you screaming? 575 00:36:41,126 --> 00:36:43,376 Per horus et per ra 576 00:36:46,085 --> 00:36:47,793 per solem invictus du chere... 577 00:36:57,793 --> 00:36:59,876 Jean-Pierre! It works! 578 00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:01,335 That proves it! 579 00:37:03,626 --> 00:37:05,835 What are all these golf balls? 580 00:37:09,668 --> 00:37:11,668 Dame Ginette... She's no piece of cake. 581 00:37:13,585 --> 00:37:16,043 Hark! Hark! Goodly Dame Ginette! 582 00:37:16,251 --> 00:37:17,418 Hear ye! 583 00:37:17,626 --> 00:37:20,960 Can thou manage in this hostile world? 584 00:37:21,168 --> 00:37:23,335 - You bet. - Vaunt thee not! 585 00:37:23,543 --> 00:37:24,460 I'm off to Bourges. 586 00:37:26,085 --> 00:37:27,918 That's 500, not 50. 587 00:37:28,293 --> 00:37:31,168 She talks weird. Is she a foreigner? 588 00:37:31,376 --> 00:37:34,126 Pure French with a stick up her ass. 589 00:37:34,918 --> 00:37:35,876 Dame Ginette! 590 00:37:36,085 --> 00:37:39,210 You're blocking the corridors! 591 00:37:39,418 --> 00:37:40,918 Lend me an ear! 592 00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:44,085 I'll stick like glue till you try my cocoa. 593 00:37:44,293 --> 00:37:47,543 Okay, Glue Girl. You can help me. Carry these. 594 00:37:47,751 --> 00:37:50,668 I got a bad back. We'll talk cocoa later. 595 00:37:50,876 --> 00:37:52,335 You're on! 596 00:37:52,876 --> 00:37:54,251 Very heavy... 597 00:37:54,918 --> 00:37:55,751 Dame Ginette! 598 00:37:56,501 --> 00:37:59,251 What's all this gas for? 599 00:38:00,001 --> 00:38:02,001 You know about combustion? 600 00:38:02,210 --> 00:38:03,918 Shut up and walk! 601 00:38:04,126 --> 00:38:07,418 You're a fast learner! Good for you! 602 00:38:07,626 --> 00:38:12,085 Do you really think you can live without Mr. Kass? 603 00:38:12,293 --> 00:38:15,835 Mrs. Goulard, I'm an emancipated woman. 604 00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:17,626 I'm no guy's slave. 605 00:38:17,835 --> 00:38:21,793 Me neither. I say "Halt!" when my hubby gets macho. 606 00:38:24,626 --> 00:38:25,460 What am I doing here? 607 00:38:29,543 --> 00:38:31,460 Help! 608 00:38:51,751 --> 00:38:52,585 Sire Goulard! 609 00:38:53,085 --> 00:38:55,626 Mr. Kass! What's going on here? 610 00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:59,626 Black magic! We're in wolfen times. 611 00:38:59,835 --> 00:39:01,085 What times? 612 00:39:03,501 --> 00:39:05,918 You took my gold letter-opener? 613 00:39:09,168 --> 00:39:10,710 What are you doing? 614 00:39:14,668 --> 00:39:17,126 Idiot! You busted my coccyx! 615 00:39:17,335 --> 00:39:18,751 Hush! 616 00:39:21,335 --> 00:39:24,418 I smell horses! Hide thyself! 617 00:39:25,126 --> 00:39:28,210 Stop playing cowboys and Indians! Answer me! 618 00:39:34,085 --> 00:39:36,001 - Who's that? - The Thug! 619 00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:39,376 The Duke of Luigny! Burgundy scum! 620 00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:49,335 What's that fortress over there? 621 00:39:49,543 --> 00:39:50,626 It's Montmirail's. 622 00:39:50,835 --> 00:39:52,918 - What year is this? - Follow me! 623 00:39:53,126 --> 00:39:55,210 The Thug attacks! 624 00:40:06,793 --> 00:40:08,085 I'm in slippers! 625 00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:14,210 Where are we, Mr. Kass? 626 00:40:17,460 --> 00:40:19,001 I don't like this! 627 00:40:34,043 --> 00:40:35,543 Jacquasse is back! 628 00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:38,251 Be gentle, Boniface. 629 00:40:39,501 --> 00:40:41,001 The Thug attacks! 630 00:40:48,543 --> 00:40:51,001 I take this village in ransom! 631 00:41:04,585 --> 00:41:06,126 What is this place? 632 00:41:07,085 --> 00:41:10,751 My task is terrible, but to free you of Evil 633 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,835 it must be done. 634 00:41:13,043 --> 00:41:15,918 What are you going to do? 635 00:41:16,626 --> 00:41:17,668 The funnel! 636 00:41:20,210 --> 00:41:22,376 What's that thing? 637 00:41:25,585 --> 00:41:28,043 Postpone this. The alarm sounds. 638 00:41:28,251 --> 00:41:30,043 I must aid my serfs. 639 00:41:31,293 --> 00:41:33,751 Do your duty and I'll do mine. 640 00:41:34,251 --> 00:41:35,085 Water! 641 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,126 We will make him confess. 642 00:41:40,335 --> 00:41:41,668 We'll have proof 643 00:41:41,876 --> 00:41:45,418 to hang this sinner by his guts! The trial by water 644 00:41:45,626 --> 00:41:48,085 will merely loosen him up. 645 00:41:49,418 --> 00:41:50,751 Should ever you slay him, 646 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,335 I'll slay you. 647 00:42:08,835 --> 00:42:11,710 He's after me, Mr. Kass! 648 00:42:19,835 --> 00:42:22,585 I want 9 holes of golf, not a Holy War! 649 00:42:26,668 --> 00:42:28,918 The Thug! 650 00:42:29,126 --> 00:42:31,543 Flee! 651 00:42:32,043 --> 00:42:33,501 Let's pillage! 652 00:42:43,418 --> 00:42:44,835 Wait for me! 653 00:43:00,918 --> 00:43:03,668 I'm clad like a fancy merchant! 654 00:43:10,543 --> 00:43:12,626 Help! Jacquasse is back! 655 00:43:12,835 --> 00:43:13,960 Help! Help! 656 00:43:14,168 --> 00:43:17,918 Why did I marry you, Wench? 657 00:43:19,585 --> 00:43:21,085 - Who are you? - Relax! 658 00:43:24,251 --> 00:43:26,751 Wait for me, Mr. Kass! 659 00:43:30,585 --> 00:43:31,918 Holy scrotums! 660 00:43:47,876 --> 00:43:51,001 We've caught Montmirail's squire! 661 00:43:51,418 --> 00:43:53,418 Long live Burgundy! 662 00:43:53,626 --> 00:43:55,835 We'll drown him in a sack! 663 00:43:59,043 --> 00:44:01,335 Toil, never recoil! 664 00:44:03,668 --> 00:44:05,918 Prepare to die, Montmirail. 665 00:44:06,710 --> 00:44:08,376 Your land will be mine. 666 00:44:08,585 --> 00:44:11,835 Kneel before the Duke of Burgundy! 667 00:44:12,043 --> 00:44:15,460 Never. My master is the King of France! 668 00:44:24,126 --> 00:44:25,460 Jacquasse! 669 00:44:25,668 --> 00:44:27,418 Sire Ganelon! 670 00:44:45,626 --> 00:44:47,460 I'll be back! 671 00:44:47,668 --> 00:44:49,210 Confess beforehand! 672 00:44:53,085 --> 00:44:54,835 Thank you, Master! 673 00:44:55,043 --> 00:44:56,626 Bless you and your kin! 674 00:44:57,293 --> 00:44:59,626 The Crass! You're here? 675 00:45:00,251 --> 00:45:03,585 You didn't send your descendant in your place? 676 00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:08,835 He is in my dungeon, with the Inquisitor. 677 00:45:09,043 --> 00:45:12,210 My descendant? With the Inquisitor. 678 00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:17,168 A rascal stole the Duke's jewels and the sacred tooth. 679 00:45:20,376 --> 00:45:22,626 If I marry not, I will have no heirs. 680 00:45:22,835 --> 00:45:24,168 Who can it be? 681 00:45:24,376 --> 00:45:26,043 Searcheth me! 682 00:45:26,251 --> 00:45:29,418 I charge you to find the evil-doer. 683 00:45:29,626 --> 00:45:31,543 I'll have him skinned alive. 684 00:45:32,668 --> 00:45:33,543 Alive? 685 00:45:33,751 --> 00:45:35,876 We will be merciless! 686 00:45:38,001 --> 00:45:41,501 Sire, do not leave me alone! 687 00:45:51,918 --> 00:45:52,960 Run, Crass! 688 00:45:53,168 --> 00:45:54,960 Yes, Sire! 689 00:46:01,418 --> 00:46:03,751 You've forgotten how to trot! 690 00:46:05,335 --> 00:46:06,668 You're soft! 691 00:46:07,460 --> 00:46:08,543 Like a pup! 692 00:46:09,251 --> 00:46:11,043 - Lady-love! - My beloved! 693 00:46:11,251 --> 00:46:13,210 Father is gravely ill. 694 00:46:13,418 --> 00:46:15,168 Where is the tooth? 695 00:46:15,376 --> 00:46:16,751 The Crass inquires. 696 00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,668 I do, your Ladyship. 697 00:46:19,793 --> 00:46:21,085 I'll go pray. 698 00:46:21,543 --> 00:46:22,918 Sire! 699 00:46:23,668 --> 00:46:26,793 The wretch is confessing to vile sins! 700 00:46:34,835 --> 00:46:36,501 Disarm him! 701 00:46:36,918 --> 00:46:41,085 I arrest you! He has divulged your devilish pact! 702 00:46:41,543 --> 00:46:44,376 He burnt... the Range... Rover. 703 00:46:44,585 --> 00:46:47,126 I accuse you of burning a man named 704 00:46:47,335 --> 00:46:48,585 Range, Robert. 705 00:46:48,793 --> 00:46:51,126 Brother, who is Robert Range? 706 00:46:51,335 --> 00:46:53,585 We'll soon find out. Water! 707 00:47:01,918 --> 00:47:04,001 My descendant is choking! 708 00:47:04,168 --> 00:47:08,085 Silence! Don't interfere! Brand his tongue. 709 00:47:20,001 --> 00:47:21,918 Down with the Inquisitor! 710 00:48:01,710 --> 00:48:04,543 Heretics! Castle of heathens! 711 00:48:04,751 --> 00:48:07,168 Devil worshipers! You'll all burn! 712 00:48:07,376 --> 00:48:09,460 I'll destroy the lot of you! 713 00:48:13,543 --> 00:48:15,668 Lower the portcullis. 714 00:48:16,918 --> 00:48:18,251 I owe you my life. 715 00:48:18,793 --> 00:48:20,668 My duty is to protect you. 716 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,585 My descendant! His gutlets are swollen! 717 00:48:37,001 --> 00:48:39,876 Stop playing with him. Change your attire. 718 00:48:40,085 --> 00:48:41,626 That suits you not. 719 00:48:55,043 --> 00:48:56,960 Sire! Eusabius has arrived. 720 00:49:03,251 --> 00:49:04,085 Jacquasse! 721 00:49:04,293 --> 00:49:07,335 Why must I carry your descendant alone? 722 00:49:07,543 --> 00:49:10,793 I was greeting my long-lost brother. 723 00:49:11,918 --> 00:49:14,876 What is his problem? The doorway is too small! 724 00:49:15,085 --> 00:49:17,251 Sire! He pisseth! 725 00:49:19,001 --> 00:49:20,376 This is unending! 726 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,168 Whence this to-do? 727 00:49:32,376 --> 00:49:35,335 It is drafty here. You'll catcheth cold. 728 00:49:35,543 --> 00:49:37,251 'Tis icy for August! 729 00:49:39,293 --> 00:49:41,793 I have to piss! 730 00:49:42,001 --> 00:49:42,835 He must pisseth! 731 00:49:44,501 --> 00:49:46,210 He pisseth on my shoes! 732 00:49:46,418 --> 00:49:47,751 Give me that. 733 00:50:05,626 --> 00:50:08,001 - Drink this! - I'm full. 734 00:50:09,335 --> 00:50:10,251 Drink, I say! 735 00:50:13,710 --> 00:50:17,001 Say the spell, before he vomits! 736 00:50:42,835 --> 00:50:46,376 My descendant! He is but a pile of dung! 737 00:50:50,251 --> 00:50:53,210 Emeralds on your fat fingers? 738 00:50:58,293 --> 00:51:01,293 A present from a secret admirer! 739 00:51:01,501 --> 00:51:03,793 Lies! You stole from the Duke! 740 00:51:04,001 --> 00:51:05,418 He was dead! 741 00:51:05,626 --> 00:51:07,751 - I want them! - Dame Ginette robbed me! 742 00:51:08,543 --> 00:51:11,210 Dame Ginette? You mean... There? 743 00:51:11,876 --> 00:51:14,918 I see! The Duke is being sucked from within. 744 00:51:15,376 --> 00:51:18,418 His jewels pull him into the Corridors. 745 00:51:18,668 --> 00:51:21,668 His jewels cannot stay there 746 00:51:21,876 --> 00:51:23,543 if he stays here. 747 00:51:24,293 --> 00:51:26,585 I'll slay you, damned slug! 748 00:51:27,210 --> 00:51:29,501 You owe me your life! 749 00:51:31,126 --> 00:51:33,418 Calamitas! Give me the potion! 750 00:51:33,626 --> 00:51:37,876 We'll find Dame Ginette and bring back the sacred tooth. 751 00:51:38,085 --> 00:51:39,918 Or I'll have no heirs! 752 00:51:40,126 --> 00:51:42,960 Not the potion! It twists my guts! 753 00:51:46,751 --> 00:51:47,876 Drink! 754 00:51:57,501 --> 00:52:00,418 I hope to see you soon, safe and sound. 755 00:52:00,626 --> 00:52:02,501 That potion is dangerous. 756 00:52:02,710 --> 00:52:04,835 Drinking it takes courage. 757 00:52:05,043 --> 00:52:06,001 Much courage. 758 00:52:07,418 --> 00:52:09,418 For our return. 759 00:52:10,085 --> 00:52:10,960 I'm scared! 760 00:52:26,876 --> 00:52:28,210 They're gone. 761 00:52:28,668 --> 00:52:31,835 If they don't come back, I'll bury you 762 00:52:32,043 --> 00:52:33,918 in the deepest dungeons. 763 00:52:42,543 --> 00:52:45,668 I'm impressed! You're an ace at the wheel! 764 00:52:45,876 --> 00:52:47,335 And no license! 765 00:52:47,543 --> 00:52:50,043 If you had one, I'd be floored. 766 00:52:50,335 --> 00:52:51,501 - Where now? - Bourges. 767 00:52:53,168 --> 00:52:54,168 Tell me... 768 00:52:54,376 --> 00:52:58,043 What is your house like? A hut with mud walls? 769 00:52:58,876 --> 00:53:01,918 No, we make bricks with our own shit. 770 00:53:04,126 --> 00:53:05,460 Gracious me! 771 00:53:06,543 --> 00:53:09,960 It's a great day for Jean-Pierre to play golf. 772 00:53:35,126 --> 00:53:39,084 Tell my beloved we'll be at my cousin's castle. 773 00:53:40,251 --> 00:53:41,626 'Tis Father's wish. 774 00:53:46,918 --> 00:53:48,793 Béa! Béa! 775 00:53:51,335 --> 00:53:53,168 Who's this ruffian? 776 00:54:09,710 --> 00:54:10,668 Another madman! 777 00:54:13,585 --> 00:54:15,626 Where are you going now? 778 00:54:15,835 --> 00:54:18,335 To find a classy pawnbroker. 779 00:54:19,043 --> 00:54:22,168 I have some hot rocks. See you at the bar. 780 00:54:22,918 --> 00:54:24,918 I'll wait in this pub. 781 00:54:26,335 --> 00:54:28,876 A glass of water and an empty glass. 782 00:54:36,251 --> 00:54:38,793 Dame Ginette! Come drink your cocoa! 783 00:54:39,668 --> 00:54:41,210 Naughty girl! 784 00:55:14,126 --> 00:55:15,460 Holy scrotums! 785 00:55:16,126 --> 00:55:19,710 - We're walled in! - God punished us for drinking! 786 00:55:20,293 --> 00:55:21,668 Silence, slug! 787 00:55:22,793 --> 00:55:24,418 Any sign of them? 788 00:55:24,876 --> 00:55:27,334 - Calling Clovis. - Clovis, here. 789 00:55:27,793 --> 00:55:30,626 No Jacquart here. We'll dredge the pond. 790 00:55:31,335 --> 00:55:34,126 - We're walled in. - Quiet, serf. 791 00:55:34,335 --> 00:55:36,335 Eusabius had warned us! 792 00:55:36,543 --> 00:55:38,376 Doddering clod! 793 00:55:39,918 --> 00:55:42,585 We'll ram with this beam! 794 00:55:44,835 --> 00:55:45,751 It's hefty! 795 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:48,210 Let's assume he wasn't kidnapped. 796 00:55:48,418 --> 00:55:52,210 Did Mr. Jacquart ever go away unannounced? 797 00:55:52,418 --> 00:55:54,001 Sometimes he'd leave for a few days. 798 00:55:54,460 --> 00:55:56,043 His little outings. 799 00:55:56,251 --> 00:55:59,335 Outings? What did his outings consist of? 800 00:56:00,168 --> 00:56:02,918 Biking, golf, windsurfing. Boy's stuff. 801 00:56:08,293 --> 00:56:09,293 Gourmet meals... 802 00:56:09,501 --> 00:56:14,001 With lots of wine. Did he have a drinking problem? 803 00:56:23,751 --> 00:56:25,960 Juglets! Juglets of wine! 804 00:56:33,126 --> 00:56:34,376 Come, boozehound! 805 00:56:34,585 --> 00:56:36,335 To King Louis the Fat! 806 00:56:37,793 --> 00:56:39,043 Long Live the Fat! 807 00:56:39,876 --> 00:56:40,710 Come! 808 00:56:48,835 --> 00:56:52,293 Mr. Jacquart is a wine connoisseur, that's all. 809 00:56:56,543 --> 00:56:59,168 Here's to you, bumpkins! 810 00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:01,543 Who's the hobo? 811 00:57:01,751 --> 00:57:02,960 Jacquart's brother. 812 00:57:03,168 --> 00:57:05,626 He's the Wino type. 813 00:57:24,835 --> 00:57:28,043 They don't come running for our bags. 814 00:57:29,668 --> 00:57:30,751 Anyone here? 815 00:57:34,710 --> 00:57:36,543 The gypsies are back! 816 00:57:37,001 --> 00:57:40,126 Don't move! What did you do with Jacquart? 817 00:57:40,543 --> 00:57:42,501 Silence and I'll slay thee not. 818 00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:46,043 Chocolate! Crunch! Godefroy! 819 00:57:49,626 --> 00:57:51,585 - Come, fool. - At once, Sire! 820 00:57:52,418 --> 00:57:54,210 Put back my mousse! 821 00:57:56,918 --> 00:57:58,543 Thank you, good man! 822 00:57:58,751 --> 00:58:00,501 Thank you, kind lady! 823 00:58:09,168 --> 00:58:11,710 His hair is always picture-perfect! 824 00:58:14,168 --> 00:58:15,751 Toil, never recoil! 825 00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:18,668 What's happening? 826 00:58:21,751 --> 00:58:24,960 Strike not, Sire! It is in the minstrel box! 827 00:58:25,293 --> 00:58:27,126 Hold this mousse, bawd! 828 00:58:27,376 --> 00:58:28,585 And eat it not! 829 00:58:37,251 --> 00:58:38,876 Give me that, Wench! 830 00:58:39,293 --> 00:58:41,710 Check how many stars they have. 831 00:58:41,918 --> 00:58:44,376 - Why? - They threw out a TV. 832 00:58:44,835 --> 00:58:46,210 Maybe it's broken. 833 00:58:46,585 --> 00:58:48,751 Gisèle... the guide book! 834 00:58:51,085 --> 00:58:53,126 The chimney sweep yelled at me! 835 00:58:53,335 --> 00:58:55,501 Here are the porters. 836 00:58:57,293 --> 00:59:01,710 Look at their clothes. Not very fresh. 837 00:59:03,001 --> 00:59:04,543 You're so critical. 838 00:59:05,001 --> 00:59:07,168 There are more bags in the trunk. 839 00:59:07,376 --> 00:59:10,085 Good man, take us in your chariot! 840 00:59:10,418 --> 00:59:12,335 - Now! - I say! 841 00:59:12,543 --> 00:59:14,793 - I'll complain! - Obey or die! 842 00:59:15,001 --> 00:59:16,668 Be still, strumpet! 843 00:59:24,710 --> 00:59:27,751 I can't breathe! This skunk is killing me! 844 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:28,793 Shut up! 845 00:59:29,001 --> 00:59:30,876 Where does Ginette live? 846 00:59:31,085 --> 00:59:34,918 He travels too hastily. I shall vomit phlegm. 847 00:59:35,126 --> 00:59:37,293 Sire Godefroy must phlegmeth! 848 00:59:37,501 --> 00:59:38,835 - What? - Phlegm! 849 00:59:39,043 --> 00:59:41,960 - Stop! - Stop the chariot! 850 00:59:42,126 --> 00:59:43,210 He must phlegmeth! 851 00:59:47,126 --> 00:59:48,668 Get off me! 852 00:59:48,876 --> 00:59:50,335 Don't work them up! 853 00:59:51,168 --> 00:59:52,835 You must drink vinegar. 854 00:59:53,085 --> 00:59:56,210 Start the car while they're out there! 855 00:59:57,335 --> 00:59:59,418 Stop screaming, numbskull! 856 00:59:59,626 --> 01:00:01,376 You're stressing me! 857 01:00:01,585 --> 01:00:04,710 I can steer a chariot! Dame Ginette taught me! 858 01:00:07,501 --> 01:00:09,668 I'll drive less hastily! 859 01:00:09,876 --> 01:00:12,418 Let me die alone! 860 01:00:19,085 --> 01:00:21,293 Hurry! 861 01:00:21,501 --> 01:00:23,085 We're stuck. 862 01:00:23,293 --> 01:00:24,335 You stalled! 863 01:00:30,710 --> 01:00:31,626 You try! 864 01:00:32,835 --> 01:00:35,460 - Here we go. - Backwards! 865 01:00:36,251 --> 01:00:37,710 Drive, godammit! 866 01:00:37,918 --> 01:00:40,043 Hold your horses! 867 01:00:42,460 --> 01:00:43,293 The chariot! 868 01:00:43,501 --> 01:00:45,918 Drive! The lunatics are coming! 869 01:00:50,376 --> 01:00:53,668 - Faster! Get him off! - I can't! 870 01:00:59,210 --> 01:01:02,001 You're hopeless! It's unbelievable! 871 01:01:02,210 --> 01:01:03,251 Quiet! 872 01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:13,293 Not bad. 873 01:01:22,835 --> 01:01:26,210 - You shook him off! My hero! - That's enough! 874 01:01:27,335 --> 01:01:29,418 Hosanna, Sire! 875 01:01:33,460 --> 01:01:36,793 Bravo, Sire! Just like in the good old days! 876 01:01:45,710 --> 01:01:49,460 So Hube de Montmirail abducted Mr. Jacquart? 877 01:01:49,668 --> 01:01:52,543 I bet he strangled him with a chain! 878 01:01:52,751 --> 01:01:55,543 Don't get carried away! 879 01:01:55,876 --> 01:01:57,668 What century is this? 880 01:01:57,876 --> 01:01:58,751 The boss! 881 01:01:58,960 --> 01:01:59,876 Where were you? 882 01:02:00,085 --> 01:02:01,835 Force-fed putrid water! 883 01:02:02,043 --> 01:02:04,876 Tortured by a mad monk! 884 01:02:05,085 --> 01:02:06,585 I was in the Middle Ages! 885 01:02:08,293 --> 01:02:12,501 Arrest Montmirail. He drugged me and sent me to wolfen times. 886 01:02:12,710 --> 01:02:14,376 Like Sergeant Gibbon? 887 01:02:15,501 --> 01:02:17,043 Pee-pee! 888 01:02:25,543 --> 01:02:27,751 Why is he in the broom closet? 889 01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,335 Relieving himself. 890 01:02:32,710 --> 01:02:35,043 - What's downstairs? - The wine cellar. 891 01:02:35,251 --> 01:02:37,460 The wine cellar. It figures. 892 01:02:45,835 --> 01:02:47,251 To the left! 893 01:03:00,001 --> 01:03:01,793 Drive, since you can! 894 01:03:02,001 --> 01:03:03,710 At once, Sire! 895 01:03:10,043 --> 01:03:12,293 Nothing, not even a noise! 896 01:03:12,501 --> 01:03:16,876 I am pressing the pedalette, as did Dame Ginette! 897 01:03:18,376 --> 01:03:21,085 What are all these pedalettes? 898 01:03:22,335 --> 01:03:24,793 Alight, knave! You are no charioteer! 899 01:03:25,251 --> 01:03:26,835 Hosanna! 900 01:03:33,543 --> 01:03:35,126 Hold the reigns tight! 901 01:03:35,585 --> 01:03:36,876 The van! 902 01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:40,960 I am a master charioteer! 903 01:03:41,168 --> 01:03:44,335 All is under control. Take comfort. 904 01:04:28,751 --> 01:04:30,376 We're going backwards! 905 01:04:30,585 --> 01:04:33,543 Indeed, Sire! But I am not to blame! 906 01:04:38,751 --> 01:04:42,210 It's bolting! It's bolting! 907 01:05:17,918 --> 01:05:21,626 - It's the Moor, Sire! - The psychos! 908 01:05:23,043 --> 01:05:24,835 The psychos are back! 909 01:05:32,668 --> 01:05:35,793 With this garb, you can go unnoticed. 910 01:05:36,001 --> 01:05:37,626 Wily ruse! 911 01:05:41,460 --> 01:05:43,751 No one has remarked us yet. 912 01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:45,710 The ruse works! 913 01:05:46,168 --> 01:05:49,168 Officers! Officers! 914 01:05:49,626 --> 01:05:51,918 Officers! 915 01:05:52,251 --> 01:05:53,251 Damned bawd! 916 01:05:53,460 --> 01:05:54,793 Silence. Yes, woman? 917 01:05:55,001 --> 01:05:58,043 My son won't do his work. 918 01:05:58,251 --> 01:06:00,918 He just watches TV. So I said: 919 01:06:01,126 --> 01:06:04,585 "Do your work or I'll call the cops." 920 01:06:04,793 --> 01:06:07,418 Can you scare him a bit? 921 01:06:07,626 --> 01:06:08,876 Follow me. 922 01:06:14,793 --> 01:06:16,960 Eddy, the police came for you. 923 01:06:17,876 --> 01:06:19,835 Go on. Scare him a little. 924 01:06:31,543 --> 01:06:33,001 Work, little man! 925 01:06:34,668 --> 01:06:35,918 Cursed minstrel box! 926 01:06:42,501 --> 01:06:45,001 The neighbor's throwing TVs now! 927 01:06:56,085 --> 01:06:57,460 Here he is! 928 01:06:57,668 --> 01:07:00,710 I'm innocent! I'm Béatrice's husband! 929 01:07:01,460 --> 01:07:02,418 Drink this potion! 930 01:07:03,293 --> 01:07:04,418 What potion? 931 01:07:13,043 --> 01:07:14,710 My God! They're back! 932 01:07:16,460 --> 01:07:20,543 - Godefroy, why are you here? - Let's find Dame Ginette! 933 01:07:20,751 --> 01:07:23,876 The jewel thief! We'll cut off her hand! 934 01:07:24,085 --> 01:07:26,626 The jewels of my future father-in-law. 935 01:07:27,585 --> 01:07:31,543 What are you wearing? Where did you steal those? 936 01:07:31,751 --> 01:07:33,585 - We found them. - In a chariot. 937 01:07:33,793 --> 01:07:36,668 If they find you, we'll be in a crunch! 938 01:07:36,876 --> 01:07:40,460 Chocolate! Crunch! Crunch! 939 01:07:40,668 --> 01:07:42,543 We must find Dame Ginette. 940 01:07:43,418 --> 01:07:46,751 - She slipped away at Bourges. - To Bourges! 941 01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:49,251 Off with her hand at Bourges! 942 01:07:49,460 --> 01:07:51,918 She vanished. Flew the coop! 943 01:07:52,126 --> 01:07:53,001 Vanish'd? 944 01:07:53,210 --> 01:07:56,168 Vanish'd! Calamitas! 945 01:07:56,335 --> 01:07:57,168 'Tis tragedy, my child. 946 01:07:57,376 --> 01:08:01,418 Only the Relic can close the Corridors of Time. 947 01:08:01,626 --> 01:08:05,126 If the Duke dies, I will not marry. 948 01:08:05,335 --> 01:08:07,043 I will have no heirs. 949 01:08:07,251 --> 01:08:10,126 Ultra urgent! We have to hurry. 950 01:08:10,335 --> 01:08:14,418 - Or 7 plagues will strike! - 7 plagues? Nasty! 951 01:08:19,335 --> 01:08:20,168 Anyone home? 952 01:08:22,626 --> 01:08:25,126 - A marshal! - Death to him! 953 01:08:32,126 --> 01:08:33,668 Take off your jackets! 954 01:08:34,585 --> 01:08:39,293 Give me that knife. You better not touch the policeman! 955 01:08:39,460 --> 01:08:43,210 - But he'll arrest us! - Take these stripes off. 956 01:08:45,418 --> 01:08:47,210 Get moving! 957 01:08:50,293 --> 01:08:52,501 Godefroy, remember you're cousin Hube. 958 01:08:52,710 --> 01:08:54,585 Be on your best behavior. 959 01:08:55,585 --> 01:08:56,835 Anyone home? 960 01:08:59,710 --> 01:09:00,876 Hello, Colonel. 961 01:09:01,085 --> 01:09:02,210 Captain. 962 01:09:02,460 --> 01:09:04,251 Captain Batardet, I'm looking 963 01:09:04,460 --> 01:09:06,335 for Hubert de Montmirail. 964 01:09:06,543 --> 01:09:09,835 You're in luck. Hube came for tea... 965 01:09:10,043 --> 01:09:12,001 with his mechanic. 966 01:09:14,585 --> 01:09:15,418 Gentlemen... 967 01:09:16,126 --> 01:09:17,835 Hube is really driver. 968 01:09:18,043 --> 01:09:21,043 Not recommended for obeying speed limits. 969 01:09:37,501 --> 01:09:39,460 Since a near-fatal accident, 970 01:09:39,668 --> 01:09:42,085 they only wear blue and white. 971 01:09:43,376 --> 01:09:44,251 Fair enough. 972 01:09:45,293 --> 01:09:46,126 You had a fire? 973 01:09:46,543 --> 01:09:49,835 The TV exploded. All of a sudden. 974 01:09:50,501 --> 01:09:53,043 Something smells really vile. 975 01:09:53,418 --> 01:09:54,585 The fire. 976 01:09:58,585 --> 01:10:00,460 More like... dirty feet. 977 01:10:01,043 --> 01:10:03,251 Minstrel box caused great fire. 978 01:10:03,460 --> 01:10:06,418 Don't you know "The Minstrel Box"? 979 01:10:06,626 --> 01:10:10,085 A new TV show of golden oldies? 980 01:10:10,293 --> 01:10:11,585 Very nostalgic. 981 01:10:11,793 --> 01:10:14,918 I stick to the weather and traffic reports. 982 01:10:17,293 --> 01:10:21,501 Mr. Jacquart claims you drugged him and put him in a cage... 983 01:10:31,001 --> 01:10:32,293 Phlegm trouble. 984 01:10:36,376 --> 01:10:39,251 You know Mr. Jacquart, his brother. 985 01:10:39,460 --> 01:10:40,418 The Manure Man! 986 01:10:40,626 --> 01:10:42,668 A brother other than Jacquart? 987 01:10:42,876 --> 01:10:44,460 He's a little Crass! 988 01:10:44,668 --> 01:10:47,460 He is swine, good only for pissing. 989 01:10:47,668 --> 01:10:49,168 You're exaggerating. 990 01:10:49,376 --> 01:10:51,793 Water torture makes him piss! 991 01:10:52,001 --> 01:10:55,001 Sorry to say so, but he pisses anywhere. 992 01:10:55,210 --> 01:10:59,126 So you agree that his brother is a wino. 993 01:11:00,543 --> 01:11:01,543 They agree. 994 01:11:01,751 --> 01:11:03,793 Let us go find Dame Ginette. 995 01:11:04,001 --> 01:11:07,210 - And cut her hand off! - Cut whose hand off? 996 01:11:07,418 --> 01:11:09,918 She's a friend with leprosy. 997 01:11:10,126 --> 01:11:12,460 She caught it in Borneo. 998 01:11:12,668 --> 01:11:16,585 We're gradually cutting off her arm. It's ghastly. 999 01:11:16,793 --> 01:11:18,835 God knows where it will end. 1000 01:11:19,501 --> 01:11:21,793 Incurable diseases are awful. 1001 01:11:22,001 --> 01:11:23,168 I'm sorry. 1002 01:11:23,376 --> 01:11:24,376 My husband! 1003 01:11:26,501 --> 01:11:28,835 I'm going to bed. I'm dead. 1004 01:11:29,043 --> 01:11:33,418 Where were you? You didn't play golf? What happened? 1005 01:11:33,626 --> 01:11:34,710 I fell asleep. 1006 01:11:36,251 --> 01:11:39,126 In the woods. I had a terrible nightmare. 1007 01:11:39,335 --> 01:11:41,418 I'm going back to bed. 1008 01:11:41,626 --> 01:11:43,251 At noon? To bed? 1009 01:11:43,460 --> 01:11:45,585 He's back! 1010 01:11:46,043 --> 01:11:50,168 He was at Petronille's! Chesty Petronille! 1011 01:11:51,751 --> 01:11:54,293 Why sleep outside? 1012 01:11:54,751 --> 01:11:56,918 - Who's Petronille? - No idea! 1013 01:11:58,168 --> 01:12:00,585 Stop by the precinct this week 1014 01:12:00,793 --> 01:12:02,751 if you wish to refute 1015 01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:05,251 his brother's allegations. 1016 01:12:05,460 --> 01:12:07,293 He's full of manure! 1017 01:12:08,460 --> 01:12:11,626 Things aren't kissy-kissy in the family. 1018 01:12:12,751 --> 01:12:14,710 Goodbye, ma'am. And call a plumber. 1019 01:12:14,918 --> 01:12:19,751 A pipe probably burst in the fire. It smells like a sewer in here. 1020 01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:20,835 I'll see you out. 1021 01:12:31,876 --> 01:12:32,918 What happened? 1022 01:12:33,126 --> 01:12:35,876 It's nothing. The lighter exploded. 1023 01:12:36,085 --> 01:12:36,960 The lighter? 1024 01:12:40,293 --> 01:12:41,835 Incredible! 1025 01:12:43,043 --> 01:12:44,585 Mr. Kass, tell me... 1026 01:12:44,793 --> 01:12:47,960 This may sound stupid 1027 01:12:48,168 --> 01:12:52,085 but were we together in a wet forest with wolves? 1028 01:12:52,293 --> 01:12:54,418 Wolfens! Wolfens! 1029 01:12:54,626 --> 01:12:56,460 Wolves, idiot! Forget it. 1030 01:12:56,668 --> 01:12:57,710 Thanks anyway. 1031 01:12:58,876 --> 01:13:00,793 - Do we have a lighter? - Yes, sir. 1032 01:13:01,001 --> 01:13:04,501 Watch out. They can rip your face off. 1033 01:13:07,293 --> 01:13:10,418 Béatrice! I finally found this shack of yours. 1034 01:13:11,210 --> 01:13:12,085 Is Hubert here? 1035 01:13:13,001 --> 01:13:14,793 I'll just open the gate. 1036 01:13:17,626 --> 01:13:19,626 Come, child! In the chariot! 1037 01:13:20,210 --> 01:13:22,418 We're in a pickle! It's Cora, 1038 01:13:22,626 --> 01:13:25,376 Hubert's wife. Hide! 1039 01:13:26,585 --> 01:13:29,501 You've hidden for 10 years. Not this time! 1040 01:13:31,543 --> 01:13:32,418 That's Dad? 1041 01:13:32,876 --> 01:13:36,168 Yes. He's changed. I barely recognize you. 1042 01:13:36,376 --> 01:13:37,918 You've gotten old. 1043 01:13:38,126 --> 01:13:41,751 Life hasn't spared thee. You are unrecognizable. 1044 01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:45,335 As rude as usual. Now I know it's you. 1045 01:13:45,543 --> 01:13:47,710 Cut the trollop's tongue! 1046 01:13:47,918 --> 01:13:49,168 - What? - Silence! 1047 01:13:49,460 --> 01:13:50,418 Dad! 1048 01:13:51,335 --> 01:13:52,543 You won't kiss her? 1049 01:13:55,668 --> 01:13:58,710 A girl-child! Beautiful bastard! 1050 01:13:58,918 --> 01:14:02,376 Hube has amnesia. You have to be patient. 1051 01:14:02,585 --> 01:14:03,501 This is Philippine. 1052 01:14:03,710 --> 01:14:06,043 The daughter you had with Cora. 1053 01:14:06,251 --> 01:14:07,710 She's your wife. 1054 01:14:08,543 --> 01:14:11,960 Belle Lippine, you fill my heart with joy. 1055 01:14:12,168 --> 01:14:15,335 My heirs are as pure as morning dew. 1056 01:14:15,543 --> 01:14:17,001 I've waited so long. 1057 01:14:17,418 --> 01:14:18,960 You were in Borneo? 1058 01:14:19,168 --> 01:14:22,293 Get the bastard to a nunnery! 1059 01:14:23,501 --> 01:14:25,293 What is he talking about? 1060 01:14:26,918 --> 01:14:28,376 Did we speak yesterday? 1061 01:14:30,501 --> 01:14:31,335 Yes, it's him. 1062 01:14:32,626 --> 01:14:35,459 Same old top-class friends. 1063 01:14:37,668 --> 01:14:39,626 Do you care about Philippine? 1064 01:14:40,335 --> 01:14:42,668 Will you come to her wedding? 1065 01:14:42,876 --> 01:14:44,960 Out of the question. 1066 01:14:45,168 --> 01:14:48,501 My destiny awaits. I leave you, heavy-hearted. 1067 01:14:48,710 --> 01:14:50,251 Oh misery! 1068 01:14:50,460 --> 01:14:53,085 - Poor whore-child! - Please, papa! 1069 01:14:53,710 --> 01:14:57,751 You overwhelm me, chaste Wench, but I must be firm. 1070 01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:01,043 My body must go, but my soul stays with you. 1071 01:15:01,251 --> 01:15:03,293 It's sad, but that's that. 1072 01:15:03,501 --> 01:15:05,460 Come on. Your father's a pig. 1073 01:15:06,126 --> 01:15:09,126 - I could cry. - Me too. Boo-hoo... 1074 01:15:10,751 --> 01:15:13,210 Why does he sound like an old book? 1075 01:15:13,418 --> 01:15:16,043 He's seeking his roots. 1076 01:15:17,210 --> 01:15:18,585 Who's the other ass? 1077 01:15:18,793 --> 01:15:21,876 - No idea, but they're inseparable. - Frightful! 1078 01:15:23,251 --> 01:15:24,501 The chariot! 1079 01:15:27,210 --> 01:15:29,751 It's the Flood! The Flood! 1080 01:15:32,126 --> 01:15:34,210 What have you done to the car? 1081 01:15:34,418 --> 01:15:37,043 It's only water! We are men! Get in! 1082 01:15:37,251 --> 01:15:39,376 What did they do now? 1083 01:15:39,585 --> 01:15:42,626 It's the firemen! It's full of water! 1084 01:15:42,835 --> 01:15:44,960 The motor must be kaput. 1085 01:15:45,710 --> 01:15:48,543 We must find the sacred tooth. 1086 01:15:49,251 --> 01:15:50,626 How strange! 1087 01:15:50,835 --> 01:15:53,335 It's like a big fat cow's tooth. 1088 01:15:53,543 --> 01:15:57,085 Why set a tooth in precious stones? 1089 01:15:57,293 --> 01:15:59,460 Since we found these gems 1090 01:15:59,668 --> 01:16:01,293 in someone's cookie jar, 1091 01:16:01,501 --> 01:16:05,335 we'll go 50-50 with you, if the price is right. 1092 01:16:05,543 --> 01:16:06,626 I see. 1093 01:16:06,835 --> 01:16:09,293 I've put your call through. 1094 01:16:11,751 --> 01:16:13,043 Mrs. de Montmirail? 1095 01:16:13,251 --> 01:16:14,668 - Speaking. - Hello. 1096 01:16:14,876 --> 01:16:17,710 I'm a pawnbroker in Bourges. In my office 1097 01:16:17,918 --> 01:16:20,876 is a vulgar woman with jewels 1098 01:16:21,085 --> 01:16:23,335 stolen from your husband. 1099 01:16:25,251 --> 01:16:28,376 Please wait here while I examine these 1100 01:16:28,585 --> 01:16:30,210 under a microscope. 1101 01:16:30,418 --> 01:16:31,376 Don't go far! 1102 01:16:31,585 --> 01:16:33,751 My husband's car got soaked. 1103 01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:37,085 I need spark plugs and plaid seat covers. 1104 01:16:37,293 --> 01:16:39,043 A mighty chariot! 1105 01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:52,335 Where are you from? Portugal? 1106 01:17:00,168 --> 01:17:01,085 What's that? 1107 01:17:01,626 --> 01:17:03,460 - You want a swig? - Why not? 1108 01:17:04,793 --> 01:17:05,626 Local wine? 1109 01:17:20,126 --> 01:17:21,168 It's for warriors! 1110 01:17:23,751 --> 01:17:24,710 Have more! 1111 01:17:30,835 --> 01:17:32,293 And a battery. 1112 01:17:39,793 --> 01:17:40,668 Up! 1113 01:17:41,335 --> 01:17:42,668 Down! 1114 01:17:49,168 --> 01:17:50,418 Mr. Kass! 1115 01:17:51,710 --> 01:17:54,126 Help me with the battery. 1116 01:17:59,043 --> 01:18:02,751 12 volts. Gosh, it's heavy! 1117 01:18:03,460 --> 01:18:04,418 How much? 1118 01:18:10,418 --> 01:18:13,251 Paulo! Careful with the tools! 1119 01:18:14,918 --> 01:18:16,001 Damned workers! 1120 01:18:17,251 --> 01:18:18,585 They break everything. 1121 01:18:18,793 --> 01:18:21,793 Finding good help is such a chore! 1122 01:18:22,710 --> 01:18:25,585 Mr. Kass! That is not a toy! 1123 01:18:28,501 --> 01:18:29,751 What's this racket? 1124 01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:32,293 Don't make me come out! 1125 01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:37,835 Here. 1126 01:18:38,293 --> 01:18:39,751 There we go! 1127 01:18:40,001 --> 01:18:42,085 2,623. Let's just say 2,620. 1128 01:18:42,293 --> 01:18:44,126 That's swell of you. 1129 01:18:48,418 --> 01:18:50,085 Paulo, what did you do? 1130 01:18:51,293 --> 01:18:54,376 That's called a garage. Did you enjoy it? 1131 01:18:54,835 --> 01:18:55,668 We drank! 1132 01:18:56,793 --> 01:18:59,043 Paulo is a hearty companion! 1133 01:18:59,335 --> 01:19:01,001 You made friends? 1134 01:19:01,585 --> 01:19:02,543 Good for you. 1135 01:19:03,335 --> 01:19:04,460 It's her. 1136 01:19:10,001 --> 01:19:13,918 I'm stunned. Hube always liked trash, 1137 01:19:14,126 --> 01:19:16,210 but she's an insult to me. 1138 01:19:16,835 --> 01:19:19,210 - Don't you agree? - Yes... 1139 01:19:19,793 --> 01:19:21,043 Recognize these? 1140 01:19:22,751 --> 01:19:25,668 Yes. Hubert must have given them to her. 1141 01:19:27,335 --> 01:19:31,126 Please don't tell my daughter. She worships her father. 1142 01:19:31,335 --> 01:19:34,418 My lawyer will repay you for your kindness. 1143 01:19:34,626 --> 01:19:36,293 I wasn't asking. 1144 01:19:36,793 --> 01:19:38,335 I'm sure you weren't. 1145 01:19:43,043 --> 01:19:45,126 I'm getting cramps, gramps. 1146 01:19:45,335 --> 01:19:46,376 Get out! 1147 01:19:46,585 --> 01:19:48,293 Watch your mouth, fatso! 1148 01:19:48,501 --> 01:19:52,126 Mrs. de Montmirail kindly did not call the police. 1149 01:19:52,335 --> 01:19:53,376 But I will! 1150 01:19:53,585 --> 01:19:57,751 Give me my rocks or I'll kick your balls off! 1151 01:20:04,918 --> 01:20:06,251 Mrs. de Montmirail? 1152 01:20:06,793 --> 01:20:08,876 - Is your cousin here? - Yes. Why? 1153 01:20:09,085 --> 01:20:11,835 Charges have been pressed against you. 1154 01:20:12,043 --> 01:20:14,418 Follow me. Your mechanic too. 1155 01:20:14,626 --> 01:20:16,793 - Me? - No, he's the mechanic. 1156 01:20:19,210 --> 01:20:21,126 They're charged with locking 1157 01:20:21,335 --> 01:20:24,501 Sergeant Gibbon in a cage. 1158 01:20:37,251 --> 01:20:38,668 Little Crass is back! 1159 01:20:38,876 --> 01:20:41,626 Little Crass! Little Crass! 1160 01:20:44,835 --> 01:20:48,043 I'm glad he's back too, but don't overdo it! 1161 01:20:48,251 --> 01:20:51,335 Kiss your brother so we can begin. 1162 01:20:51,543 --> 01:20:55,293 I don't kiss swine. Question him, the gang leader. 1163 01:20:55,501 --> 01:20:57,751 I decide who I question. 1164 01:20:58,043 --> 01:21:01,710 - Do you know Sergeant Gibbon? - Indeed. 1165 01:21:01,918 --> 01:21:05,418 He claims you locked him up and beat him. 1166 01:21:05,626 --> 01:21:06,501 Violently. 1167 01:21:06,710 --> 01:21:10,376 And made him swallow a huge amount of psycho... 1168 01:21:10,585 --> 01:21:12,210 Psychodysleptics. 1169 01:21:12,418 --> 01:21:14,710 Result: fainting, delirium, vomiting... 1170 01:21:14,876 --> 01:21:16,168 Diarrhea. 1171 01:21:16,376 --> 01:21:18,085 Dehydration. Right, Gibbon? 1172 01:21:19,168 --> 01:21:21,960 Right. Right and right again! 1173 01:21:22,168 --> 01:21:24,251 He's an officer of the law. 1174 01:21:24,460 --> 01:21:26,126 So answer carefully. 1175 01:21:27,293 --> 01:21:31,085 This villain entered my room without my permission. 1176 01:21:31,293 --> 01:21:34,876 Gibbon searched your room without a warrant? 1177 01:21:35,085 --> 01:21:35,960 Get serious! 1178 01:21:36,168 --> 01:21:40,460 If this is how you investigate, I'll call my good friend, 1179 01:21:40,668 --> 01:21:41,793 the police chief. 1180 01:21:42,001 --> 01:21:43,918 I love thee, baby Crass! 1181 01:21:44,126 --> 01:21:47,335 Be nice, Mr. Ass. Oops... Sorry. 1182 01:21:47,543 --> 01:21:48,793 Keep your cool. 1183 01:21:49,001 --> 01:21:51,543 I asked Gibbon to search his room. 1184 01:21:51,751 --> 01:21:55,501 I suspected that he and that noxious gnome 1185 01:21:55,710 --> 01:21:57,293 were medieval! 1186 01:21:58,460 --> 01:22:00,251 He's my boy! I saved him! 1187 01:22:00,460 --> 01:22:02,251 Look! 1188 01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:06,168 Is that normal? No, he's from the Dark Ages! 1189 01:22:07,418 --> 01:22:10,126 Cool it, Kass. I'm coming unglued. 1190 01:22:10,335 --> 01:22:14,502 And Muscle Man here made me drink a potion 1191 01:22:14,710 --> 01:22:17,335 and I woke up in the year 1000! 1192 01:22:17,543 --> 01:22:20,376 Stinky dwarves stole my gold watch! 1193 01:22:20,585 --> 01:22:23,668 I was covered with tar and burnt at the stake! 1194 01:22:23,876 --> 01:22:24,835 And then, 1195 01:22:25,043 --> 01:22:28,335 a sicko priest tortured me with putrid water. 1196 01:22:28,543 --> 01:22:31,876 My bladder's still swollen and I pee all over. 1197 01:22:32,085 --> 01:22:33,251 I noticed. 1198 01:22:33,460 --> 01:22:35,585 Captain! I understand! 1199 01:22:35,793 --> 01:22:38,001 Jacquart gave me the answer 1200 01:22:38,210 --> 01:22:39,626 to all my questions! 1201 01:22:40,835 --> 01:22:42,918 - The Middle Ages! - Obviously! 1202 01:22:44,043 --> 01:22:47,126 It's obvious. Only a retard 1203 01:22:47,335 --> 01:22:48,335 couldn't figure it out! 1204 01:22:48,543 --> 01:22:51,751 They're stinking rats from the Middle Ages! 1205 01:22:51,960 --> 01:22:56,293 Body odor is no proof they're medieval. 1206 01:22:56,501 --> 01:22:59,918 Smell our fellow officers. 1207 01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:03,710 It's the only way it makes sense! 1208 01:23:03,918 --> 01:23:06,501 "Toil, never recoil!" 1209 01:23:06,710 --> 01:23:08,460 The Montmirail treasure. 1210 01:23:08,668 --> 01:23:11,376 It all makes sense now. Villains! 1211 01:23:11,585 --> 01:23:13,751 You're all villains! 1212 01:23:16,001 --> 01:23:18,709 I understand! It's all so clear! 1213 01:23:18,918 --> 01:23:22,085 That's enough. Spare us your circus act. 1214 01:23:23,918 --> 01:23:27,085 I was burnt at the stake. My toe is red. 1215 01:23:27,293 --> 01:23:29,460 Am I making this up? 1216 01:23:29,876 --> 01:23:33,210 Compare my two big toes! 1217 01:23:33,418 --> 01:23:34,835 Look! so? 1218 01:23:36,001 --> 01:23:37,210 Sedate him. 1219 01:23:37,585 --> 01:23:39,793 You're all villains... 1220 01:23:40,001 --> 01:23:43,418 Defrocked monk habits! Another invention? 1221 01:23:43,626 --> 01:23:45,876 Do I wear this on the town? 1222 01:23:46,085 --> 01:23:47,376 Inquisition garb! 1223 01:23:47,585 --> 01:23:49,585 They reek of wine and cheese. 1224 01:23:50,085 --> 01:23:52,085 He'll sleep for 24 hours. 1225 01:23:56,126 --> 01:23:57,668 Enough for a horse. 1226 01:23:57,960 --> 01:24:00,001 I don't want to sleep! 1227 01:24:02,460 --> 01:24:05,710 I'm sorry things got out of hand, sir. 1228 01:24:05,918 --> 01:24:07,335 We'll meet on Monday. 1229 01:24:07,543 --> 01:24:09,960 Hopefully they'll talk more sense. 1230 01:24:10,168 --> 01:24:11,585 You are a goodly man. 1231 01:24:11,751 --> 01:24:15,001 I promise not to seek revenge on them. 1232 01:24:15,210 --> 01:24:17,168 That's really smart of you. 1233 01:24:17,585 --> 01:24:18,626 God keep you. 1234 01:24:19,168 --> 01:24:22,376 Little Crass is ill. Give him vinegar! 1235 01:24:22,918 --> 01:24:23,751 It's obvious! 1236 01:24:24,085 --> 01:24:26,668 Vinegar is not the solution! 1237 01:24:26,876 --> 01:24:28,835 Was your father a Wino too? 1238 01:24:29,043 --> 01:24:32,418 My club-footed father died frozen in a swamp 1239 01:24:32,626 --> 01:24:34,334 on his way to the tavern! 1240 01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:38,376 You must be the family's pride and joy. 1241 01:24:42,626 --> 01:24:45,085 Your husband's on the phone. 1242 01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:50,168 What's wrong? More trouble? 1243 01:24:50,376 --> 01:24:51,918 The bum just came back. 1244 01:24:52,126 --> 01:24:54,251 - Dame Ginette? - Yeah, her. 1245 01:24:54,751 --> 01:24:56,501 What luck! 1246 01:24:56,710 --> 01:24:59,126 She got beaten up by two women. 1247 01:24:59,335 --> 01:25:01,376 They're in pretty bad shape too! 1248 01:25:01,585 --> 01:25:02,501 I'm coming. 1249 01:25:02,960 --> 01:25:05,001 Off with her hand! 1250 01:25:06,293 --> 01:25:07,335 Stop it. 1251 01:25:07,543 --> 01:25:10,085 We don't cut people here. 1252 01:25:10,293 --> 01:25:12,585 - Not the hands of thieves? - Nothing. 1253 01:25:13,210 --> 01:25:14,376 They keep thieving. 1254 01:25:14,585 --> 01:25:17,751 It's hard to explain. I'm out of breath. 1255 01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:18,876 There you are! 1256 01:25:19,085 --> 01:25:20,960 I haven't the time. 1257 01:25:21,168 --> 01:25:24,376 Your Portuguese gardener pushed the button. 1258 01:25:24,585 --> 01:25:26,085 My Portuguese gardener? 1259 01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:30,251 See? 1260 01:25:31,543 --> 01:25:34,501 I see. I'll speak to my husband 1261 01:25:34,710 --> 01:25:36,168 and I'll call you. 1262 01:25:36,376 --> 01:25:39,751 Call fast! I have to pay for a new van! 1263 01:25:46,043 --> 01:25:47,585 Not while I'm working! 1264 01:25:47,793 --> 01:25:49,335 They stole your gems! 1265 01:25:50,460 --> 01:25:52,876 What are these for? 1266 01:25:53,918 --> 01:25:57,626 It's their inquisition. Jean-Pierre's the torturer! 1267 01:25:58,376 --> 01:26:01,251 - Come! - Robberess! 1268 01:26:01,918 --> 01:26:02,751 You're staying? 1269 01:26:03,460 --> 01:26:05,543 - Get to work, torturer. - What? 1270 01:26:05,751 --> 01:26:06,793 Torturer! Sadist! 1271 01:26:07,001 --> 01:26:09,960 I gave you a shot. She got in a fight. 1272 01:26:10,168 --> 01:26:12,085 Two fat pigs beat me up! 1273 01:26:12,293 --> 01:26:13,668 My jewels, bandit lady! 1274 01:26:13,876 --> 01:26:16,001 Or off with your hand! 1275 01:26:16,210 --> 01:26:18,668 Sit down! Settle this after! 1276 01:26:18,835 --> 01:26:19,668 Open your mouth! 1277 01:26:21,376 --> 01:26:23,668 I'll make you a nice tin tooth. 1278 01:26:24,335 --> 01:26:26,543 No way! It'll be ugly! 1279 01:26:26,751 --> 01:26:27,585 Can you afford better? 1280 01:26:30,168 --> 01:26:31,168 Close your mouth. 1281 01:26:36,335 --> 01:26:37,627 Stop play-acting. 1282 01:26:41,043 --> 01:26:42,335 Rinse! 1283 01:26:42,543 --> 01:26:44,043 You hurt me! 1284 01:26:44,251 --> 01:26:46,126 A wee fountain! 1285 01:26:46,751 --> 01:26:47,710 Go away! 1286 01:26:47,918 --> 01:26:49,501 I'm no glamour girl. 1287 01:26:50,751 --> 01:26:52,876 The garage owner wants a new van. 1288 01:26:53,085 --> 01:26:55,751 Get out! Torture is not for women's eyes! 1289 01:26:57,335 --> 01:26:59,501 These nuts are driving me crazy! 1290 01:26:59,710 --> 01:27:02,210 We need the gems, goodly Ginette. 1291 01:27:02,418 --> 01:27:04,626 Hube's chick stole them. 1292 01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:05,835 Chick? 1293 01:27:06,168 --> 01:27:09,293 "Chick" means woman. Hube's chick is his wife. 1294 01:27:10,126 --> 01:27:12,668 - Cora. - Let's go to Chick Cora. 1295 01:27:20,918 --> 01:27:22,751 They must be loaded! 1296 01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:24,418 The chick must bleed! 1297 01:27:24,626 --> 01:27:27,668 It's her fault I lost a tooth. 1298 01:27:27,876 --> 01:27:31,460 No one must bleed. We'll use tact. 1299 01:27:32,251 --> 01:27:34,793 If you want your relic back, 1300 01:27:35,001 --> 01:27:36,293 you're Hube now. 1301 01:27:36,751 --> 01:27:39,501 I hate to lie, but if I must, I can. 1302 01:27:42,293 --> 01:27:43,168 Given up! 1303 01:27:46,001 --> 01:27:47,251 Relax, Mr. Kass. 1304 01:27:49,251 --> 01:27:51,210 What's this racket? 1305 01:27:51,418 --> 01:27:53,126 Hubert, why are you here? 1306 01:27:53,335 --> 01:27:56,001 I told everyone you were busy overseas. 1307 01:27:56,210 --> 01:27:58,960 - Who's this rabble? - Who pays for my tooth? 1308 01:28:01,168 --> 01:28:04,668 This fair chick is mine. Seeing you soothes my eyes. 1309 01:28:04,876 --> 01:28:06,460 You are morning dew. 1310 01:28:07,085 --> 01:28:09,876 For my gems, sweet kisses will be thine. 1311 01:28:10,460 --> 01:28:11,835 I get it now. 1312 01:28:12,043 --> 01:28:14,793 Your jewels are with my lawyer. 1313 01:28:15,001 --> 01:28:16,001 Fetch them! 1314 01:28:16,210 --> 01:28:18,043 Why bother him at night? 1315 01:28:18,251 --> 01:28:20,626 To make this slut happy? 1316 01:28:20,835 --> 01:28:23,876 Me, a slut? Speak for yourself, floozy! 1317 01:28:24,085 --> 01:28:27,835 The jewelry or we chop off your hand! Floozy! 1318 01:28:28,210 --> 01:28:30,043 Cora, what's keeping you? 1319 01:28:30,626 --> 01:28:33,126 I decanted the wine. It's divine! 1320 01:28:33,335 --> 01:28:36,293 - Luigny! - The Duke of Burgundy! Die! 1321 01:28:38,335 --> 01:28:40,835 - You're crazy! - Crazy! 1322 01:28:41,043 --> 01:28:43,585 Be calm. He is only Thug's heir. 1323 01:28:45,251 --> 01:28:47,293 He almost killed him! 1324 01:28:47,501 --> 01:28:51,168 Excuse him. He is uncouth. He got scared. 1325 01:28:51,376 --> 01:28:55,210 You stormed in so violently! It was like an attack. 1326 01:28:55,418 --> 01:28:57,418 I'm the one who attacked? 1327 01:28:57,626 --> 01:28:59,085 In a way. 1328 01:28:59,293 --> 01:29:02,835 Daddy, you're here! Everyone wants to meet you. 1329 01:29:06,668 --> 01:29:11,876 Tact sucks! Tacky's better. Let's just ask for tooth money! 1330 01:29:12,085 --> 01:29:15,710 No! We'll wait, Mrs. Kass. 1331 01:29:17,543 --> 01:29:19,918 My in-laws are dying to meet you. 1332 01:29:20,501 --> 01:29:22,668 The Lumeau-Pericards, my father. 1333 01:29:22,876 --> 01:29:24,793 He's head of the School Board, 1334 01:29:25,001 --> 01:29:27,293 a famous expert in history. 1335 01:29:41,918 --> 01:29:43,876 Béatrice de Montmirail. 1336 01:29:44,293 --> 01:29:45,793 - My pleasure. - Good evening! 1337 01:29:46,001 --> 01:29:46,835 Evenin'! 1338 01:29:47,418 --> 01:29:48,626 Mr. and Mrs... 1339 01:29:48,835 --> 01:29:50,335 Kass. Hube's help. 1340 01:29:51,668 --> 01:29:52,960 They won't be dining. 1341 01:29:53,168 --> 01:29:56,001 Holy scrotums! No reveling? 1342 01:29:56,210 --> 01:30:00,043 That dickwad is named Kass. I'm Ginette Sarclay. 1343 01:30:00,251 --> 01:30:01,334 Mrs. Dickwad... 1344 01:30:03,126 --> 01:30:04,793 Unpaid help, I might add! 1345 01:30:05,126 --> 01:30:08,460 - My fiancé, Benoit. - It's an honor, sir. 1346 01:30:09,335 --> 01:30:12,251 Virgin boy, be vigorous! 1347 01:30:12,793 --> 01:30:14,335 On your wedding night, 1348 01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:17,085 use your skills on you beloved 1349 01:30:17,293 --> 01:30:19,376 to give us a male heir. 1350 01:30:19,585 --> 01:30:20,876 How original! 1351 01:30:21,085 --> 01:30:23,876 Long live the young lovers! 1352 01:30:26,626 --> 01:30:28,793 Hube's very big on toasts. 1353 01:30:37,835 --> 01:30:39,501 Rich beverage! 1354 01:30:40,960 --> 01:30:43,960 Chick, why is Thug on Montmirail land? 1355 01:30:44,168 --> 01:30:47,210 Whatever you heard is surely exaggerated. 1356 01:30:47,585 --> 01:30:50,335 Don't justify yourself! I beg your pardon. 1357 01:30:50,543 --> 01:30:52,793 - He acted fast! - Philippine! 1358 01:30:53,001 --> 01:30:54,668 Shut your mouth! 1359 01:30:54,876 --> 01:30:57,335 That does it! Now you die! 1360 01:30:57,543 --> 01:30:58,626 Burgundy swine! 1361 01:30:58,835 --> 01:31:01,043 Kass, drop that penknife! 1362 01:31:01,251 --> 01:31:02,835 Please, Daddy! Enough! 1363 01:31:03,043 --> 01:31:05,293 Mercy, please! Have pity! 1364 01:31:07,168 --> 01:31:08,126 Thou art lucky. 1365 01:31:09,668 --> 01:31:11,126 I'm dreadfully sorry. 1366 01:31:12,751 --> 01:31:16,210 Hubert, leave this house at once. 1367 01:31:16,418 --> 01:31:19,293 You'll have your jewels tomorrow morning. 1368 01:31:19,501 --> 01:31:22,376 That will be that between us. 1369 01:31:22,710 --> 01:31:23,835 'Tis all I ask. 1370 01:31:24,043 --> 01:31:25,418 Horse shit! 1371 01:31:25,835 --> 01:31:29,960 I obviously won't ask you to dine with us. 1372 01:31:30,168 --> 01:31:33,043 And lastly: your friends are an ugly lot. 1373 01:31:34,585 --> 01:31:35,710 Bye, folks. 1374 01:31:37,668 --> 01:31:39,168 It was a pleasure. 1375 01:31:41,501 --> 01:31:44,168 Farewell, good ladies and fair damsel. 1376 01:31:45,585 --> 01:31:46,585 Very original. 1377 01:31:47,043 --> 01:31:48,543 They were snippy. 1378 01:31:48,751 --> 01:31:52,459 We lacked tact, clobbering the Duke of Luigny. 1379 01:31:52,668 --> 01:31:55,668 - He's a thief. - A shit-eating slug! 1380 01:31:55,876 --> 01:31:57,668 Mind your manners, Mr. Kass. 1381 01:31:59,418 --> 01:32:01,251 I could eat a horse! 1382 01:32:01,460 --> 01:32:04,668 A pit stop at Pizza Hut! I'm starving. 1383 01:32:10,126 --> 01:32:12,918 - Leg or breast, Kass? - Leg! 1384 01:32:14,085 --> 01:32:16,168 Dame Ginette, white or dark? 1385 01:32:16,376 --> 01:32:17,543 Whatever. 1386 01:32:18,835 --> 01:32:21,001 The rich at the table, 1387 01:32:21,210 --> 01:32:22,585 poor on the floor. 1388 01:32:22,835 --> 01:32:24,668 Silence, Wench. 1389 01:32:24,876 --> 01:32:26,960 Keep it down. Have some fries. 1390 01:32:30,043 --> 01:32:31,251 Fries! 1391 01:32:31,460 --> 01:32:33,085 You gross me out! 1392 01:32:35,460 --> 01:32:36,668 Fries! 1393 01:32:38,210 --> 01:32:39,626 I want to eat on the floor! 1394 01:32:40,460 --> 01:32:43,210 You're a Montmirail, not a serf. 1395 01:32:43,418 --> 01:32:45,251 - Never forget it. - Yes, sir. 1396 01:32:45,460 --> 01:32:48,418 - He's also a Goulard. - Don't nit-pick. 1397 01:32:48,626 --> 01:32:51,793 - We deserve our share! - Cursed jewelry! 1398 01:32:52,001 --> 01:32:55,001 It is not mine. Jacquasse will get rubies 1399 01:32:55,210 --> 01:32:57,793 if he returns with me tomorrow. 1400 01:32:58,460 --> 01:33:00,293 I won't go! I'll flee! 1401 01:33:00,835 --> 01:33:04,210 Don't be an idiot! You don't like rubies? 1402 01:33:04,418 --> 01:33:05,918 Would you go? 1403 01:33:06,126 --> 01:33:08,293 Good idea! You'll all go 1404 01:33:08,501 --> 01:33:11,585 tomorrow and life will return to normal. 1405 01:33:11,793 --> 01:33:12,918 Good riddance! 1406 01:33:24,960 --> 01:33:26,710 Madame is expecting you. 1407 01:33:27,418 --> 01:33:28,543 I'll wait here. 1408 01:33:35,210 --> 01:33:36,335 What an outfit! 1409 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:40,293 - Hurry, woman. - They're all there. Check. 1410 01:33:42,126 --> 01:33:43,585 The Sacred Tooth. 1411 01:33:44,168 --> 01:33:45,251 Sweet Cora... 1412 01:33:45,460 --> 01:33:47,293 Spare me your hypocrisy. 1413 01:33:47,585 --> 01:33:50,793 I'm not thrilled to have you for the wedding 1414 01:33:51,001 --> 01:33:53,543 but Philippine would love it. 1415 01:33:57,460 --> 01:33:59,626 I hate thee not, Corrosive Cora. 1416 01:34:03,876 --> 01:34:06,001 Nor do I hate thee, Hubert. 1417 01:34:08,376 --> 01:34:10,293 - Get the tooth? -Indeed! 1418 01:34:11,043 --> 01:34:15,793 We'll go home, make hot cocoa and... it's travel time! 1419 01:34:16,001 --> 01:34:18,251 The Corridors must shut at once. 1420 01:34:18,626 --> 01:34:19,751 Daddy! 1421 01:34:20,418 --> 01:34:22,418 - Wait at the chariot! - No time! 1422 01:34:22,626 --> 01:34:23,751 Wait in silence! 1423 01:34:23,960 --> 01:34:27,335 I see. If that's how you want it... 1424 01:34:28,460 --> 01:34:31,376 - You get the goods? - Wait in silence! 1425 01:34:33,501 --> 01:34:35,126 You're not staying? 1426 01:34:35,876 --> 01:34:39,001 My heart is in tears, but I cannot remain. 1427 01:34:39,210 --> 01:34:40,501 Today, of all days. 1428 01:34:40,710 --> 01:34:42,418 You're here, so stay. 1429 01:34:42,626 --> 01:34:46,835 I am not your father. I must embark on a great journey home. 1430 01:34:47,043 --> 01:34:49,168 Who are you, if not my father? 1431 01:34:49,376 --> 01:34:50,668 You look like him. 1432 01:34:50,876 --> 01:34:54,418 I am an ancestor, but I feel for you like a father. 1433 01:34:54,626 --> 01:34:57,668 It hurt so much to be fatherless. 1434 01:34:59,126 --> 01:35:01,585 Take his place today. For me. 1435 01:35:03,960 --> 01:35:05,793 You know not what you ask. 1436 01:35:06,001 --> 01:35:07,460 When I saw you, 1437 01:35:07,668 --> 01:35:12,168 I was so moved. So proud to introduce you to them. 1438 01:35:12,376 --> 01:35:14,001 Don't steal my happiness. 1439 01:35:14,210 --> 01:35:18,251 Say you love me and you'll stay, whoever you are. 1440 01:35:19,168 --> 01:35:20,876 Lord, what will then happen 1441 01:35:21,085 --> 01:35:22,418 to my father-in-law? 1442 01:35:22,626 --> 01:35:23,876 Please say yes. 1443 01:35:24,668 --> 01:35:25,501 Please. 1444 01:35:25,710 --> 01:35:28,668 I love you my great, great, great grandchild. 1445 01:35:28,876 --> 01:35:32,168 I'll lead you to the altar. I swear on my sword. 1446 01:35:34,418 --> 01:35:37,710 - I'm proud to be your kin. - Me too. 1447 01:35:41,251 --> 01:35:44,876 - They take tradition seriously. - Are those family arms? 1448 01:35:46,335 --> 01:35:48,126 Why must she wear that? 1449 01:35:48,335 --> 01:35:51,251 He said he'll take it back. 1450 01:35:58,335 --> 01:36:00,418 It smells like cheese in here. 1451 01:36:01,251 --> 01:36:02,710 Feet. 1452 01:36:04,418 --> 01:36:06,543 Dirty feet, honey. 1453 01:36:28,543 --> 01:36:31,126 Where is The Crass? We must go! 1454 01:36:31,335 --> 01:36:32,460 I'll make cocoa. 1455 01:36:33,293 --> 01:36:36,626 Child! Those things are done, but never spoken! 1456 01:36:36,835 --> 01:36:37,960 It's a secret. 1457 01:36:44,585 --> 01:36:47,168 Keep a look-out, Daddy-o! 1458 01:36:51,001 --> 01:36:52,501 Beauteous finery! 1459 01:36:52,710 --> 01:36:55,293 What's that? It'll give us away! 1460 01:36:55,501 --> 01:36:58,293 Such choice fabric! With gold! 1461 01:36:58,960 --> 01:37:01,710 You got the servant bug up your ass! 1462 01:37:03,085 --> 01:37:05,960 Have you any powdered cocoa? 1463 01:37:06,168 --> 01:37:08,876 I need something or it tastes like glue. 1464 01:37:09,085 --> 01:37:11,793 The Kasses will never swallow it. 1465 01:37:12,001 --> 01:37:14,376 Do you mind if I have a look? 1466 01:37:14,585 --> 01:37:16,876 I'm Béa, Cora's cousin. 1467 01:37:25,751 --> 01:37:28,376 I'll be in Bimbo-bo's car. Get the keys! 1468 01:37:28,585 --> 01:37:30,085 Provender! 1469 01:37:41,876 --> 01:37:42,918 Lush fish! 1470 01:37:47,168 --> 01:37:49,251 - Forgive me, Sire! - It's nothing. 1471 01:37:49,460 --> 01:37:52,710 I know you. Jacquart's brother! How are you? 1472 01:37:52,918 --> 01:37:54,751 Finely, Marshal! Finely! 1473 01:37:55,668 --> 01:37:57,835 Parking cars for the reception? 1474 01:37:58,210 --> 01:38:00,918 Thank you, good Sire! 1475 01:38:04,001 --> 01:38:05,168 Poor guy. 1476 01:38:25,918 --> 01:38:28,418 Oddly enough, it's a magic potion. 1477 01:38:28,918 --> 01:38:30,168 You couldn't understand. 1478 01:38:37,001 --> 01:38:39,335 Chicklet, have you seen my squire? 1479 01:38:39,585 --> 01:38:40,876 No, Hubert. 1480 01:38:41,168 --> 01:38:43,001 The villain is hiding! 1481 01:38:52,585 --> 01:38:54,168 Can I wash my hands? 1482 01:39:00,876 --> 01:39:01,710 Here I am! 1483 01:39:03,293 --> 01:39:04,210 What's that? 1484 01:39:04,418 --> 01:39:06,585 A savory fish, fresh and toothsome! 1485 01:39:06,793 --> 01:39:09,376 We can't eat it off the car! 1486 01:39:09,585 --> 01:39:11,876 Did you get the bitch's keys? 1487 01:39:12,085 --> 01:39:14,293 Go back, dummy! Make up a lie 1488 01:39:14,501 --> 01:39:18,543 to get the keys. Meanwhile, I'll guard the silver. 1489 01:39:18,751 --> 01:39:20,293 - The key! - Yeah! 1490 01:39:46,085 --> 01:39:47,710 More bass. 1491 01:39:49,751 --> 01:39:53,751 Crank up the reverb. Damned reverb... 1492 01:39:56,876 --> 01:39:57,710 Take five. 1493 01:39:58,793 --> 01:40:02,001 Coffee break. Then we sing our lungs out. 1494 01:40:02,210 --> 01:40:03,460 Let's go, girls. 1495 01:40:26,335 --> 01:40:27,793 Down with Burgundy! 1496 01:40:28,001 --> 01:40:30,085 And we'll rip off his stalk 1497 01:40:30,293 --> 01:40:33,460 as we did the Duke of York, 1498 01:40:33,668 --> 01:40:35,918 amid his shrieks and howls. 1499 01:40:36,126 --> 01:40:39,918 We strung him up! With his bowels! 1500 01:40:41,085 --> 01:40:42,126 What's that? 1501 01:40:42,626 --> 01:40:44,418 The band is tuning up. 1502 01:40:55,876 --> 01:40:58,168 Some wise-ass is using our equipment. 1503 01:41:00,585 --> 01:41:02,835 - How indiscreet! - It's trendy. 1504 01:41:17,251 --> 01:41:18,085 Jacquasse! 1505 01:41:29,626 --> 01:41:30,751 Louis the Fat! 1506 01:41:31,210 --> 01:41:32,835 Godefroy! 1507 01:41:40,460 --> 01:41:44,501 Wise guy, drop the mike! It's for pros and it's expensive. 1508 01:41:44,710 --> 01:41:48,626 Aye, troubadour. Gladden us with dulcet melodies. 1509 01:41:48,835 --> 01:41:50,460 He's sick! 4000 francs! 1510 01:41:50,668 --> 01:41:52,210 Mr. Kass! 1511 01:41:53,168 --> 01:41:56,251 Lady Béatrice! Dame Ginette wants you! 1512 01:41:56,460 --> 01:41:59,085 She wants... the key! 1513 01:41:59,626 --> 01:42:01,668 Yes, fine. In the meantime, 1514 01:42:01,876 --> 01:42:04,960 taste this yummy souplette. 1515 01:42:11,710 --> 01:42:15,543 It's chalky! It's tasteless! I'll spew my phlegm! 1516 01:42:15,751 --> 01:42:16,876 You're so picky. 1517 01:42:17,668 --> 01:42:19,626 Don't move. I'll be back. 1518 01:42:19,918 --> 01:42:21,668 I await... the key! 1519 01:42:21,876 --> 01:42:23,710 Of course. The key. 1520 01:42:48,501 --> 01:42:50,043 What's that noise? 1521 01:43:08,835 --> 01:43:11,876 - Not dancing? - With you, I'd be honored. 1522 01:43:15,710 --> 01:43:18,001 Me too, but... Excuse me. 1523 01:43:18,210 --> 01:43:19,168 Maybe later. 1524 01:44:02,710 --> 01:44:04,001 Lovely bride! 1525 01:44:49,710 --> 01:44:51,751 Leave the minstrels! 1526 01:45:01,376 --> 01:45:02,460 What's wrong? 1527 01:45:08,876 --> 01:45:09,793 It's going down! 1528 01:45:10,001 --> 01:45:12,335 I'm sorry. Someone pushed me. 1529 01:45:12,543 --> 01:45:13,793 It's slipping down. 1530 01:45:30,751 --> 01:45:34,043 Grand Marnier! If it's good for crepes Suzette, 1531 01:45:34,251 --> 01:45:35,751 it's good for them. 1532 01:45:42,126 --> 01:45:43,543 No deliveries here. 1533 01:45:43,751 --> 01:45:48,085 Do I look like a delivery boy? I own the Montmirail Hotel! 1534 01:45:48,293 --> 01:45:51,335 I came to see Captain Batardet. He's here. 1535 01:45:53,085 --> 01:45:55,751 Captain, at last. I was in the Middle Ages! 1536 01:45:55,960 --> 01:45:58,751 I have proof! I have proof! 1537 01:45:58,960 --> 01:46:00,210 - Who's he? - Jacquart. 1538 01:46:00,418 --> 01:46:01,710 The mechanic's brother. 1539 01:46:03,626 --> 01:46:05,085 - Read this. - What is it? 1540 01:46:05,293 --> 01:46:07,835 A doctor's prescription. For scabies! 1541 01:46:08,335 --> 01:46:11,751 I have scabies! The worst case of it in years! 1542 01:46:11,960 --> 01:46:14,085 - It's contagious! - Terribly so. 1543 01:46:14,293 --> 01:46:15,835 I had to show you. 1544 01:46:16,043 --> 01:46:17,918 Glorious family! 1545 01:46:18,168 --> 01:46:19,585 Show him out, Captain. 1546 01:46:19,876 --> 01:46:22,210 Avoid rubbing against the guests. 1547 01:46:22,418 --> 01:46:24,085 I'm no dermatologist. 1548 01:46:24,668 --> 01:46:26,335 Where did I catch it? 1549 01:46:26,543 --> 01:46:29,335 Tell me where? In a damp dungeon! 1550 01:46:29,543 --> 01:46:30,501 In the Middle Ages! 1551 01:46:30,876 --> 01:46:34,460 I caught it from Prosper the Manure Man! 1552 01:46:34,668 --> 01:46:37,126 - Who? - Prosper the Manure Man! 1553 01:46:37,668 --> 01:46:39,543 - You don't believe me? - I do! 1554 01:46:39,751 --> 01:46:41,418 I'm a cleanliness freak! 1555 01:46:41,626 --> 01:46:44,084 There's no scabies in my hotel! 1556 01:46:44,293 --> 01:46:47,710 Go home, take your medicine and everything 1557 01:46:47,918 --> 01:46:49,001 will be fine. 1558 01:46:49,460 --> 01:46:50,835 Arrest Montmirail! 1559 01:46:51,043 --> 01:46:52,501 Let go of me! 1560 01:46:52,710 --> 01:46:54,585 I think you're a phony cop! 1561 01:46:54,793 --> 01:46:56,793 Have you seen your hat? 1562 01:47:01,168 --> 01:47:03,168 Drink or die by my sword! 1563 01:47:03,376 --> 01:47:04,835 Show pity, Sire! 1564 01:47:05,043 --> 01:47:07,251 You lot is to furbish my arms 1565 01:47:07,460 --> 01:47:09,210 and to fight for my glory! 1566 01:47:09,418 --> 01:47:12,876 Mine is a life of peril and labor! 1567 01:47:13,085 --> 01:47:15,085 I spend it in mud, 1568 01:47:15,293 --> 01:47:19,585 trampled by horses and crushed by arms. 1569 01:47:19,793 --> 01:47:22,793 I loved serving you. You are noble and brave, 1570 01:47:23,210 --> 01:47:27,001 but I'd rather be killed than go back. 1571 01:47:27,293 --> 01:47:31,835 Stand back, or I'll cut my own throat! 1572 01:47:32,668 --> 01:47:34,751 So be it. I'll not have you die. 1573 01:47:35,376 --> 01:47:39,585 God forgive me for being weak. I am moved by your pleas. 1574 01:47:41,001 --> 01:47:41,918 You may stay. 1575 01:47:45,626 --> 01:47:47,001 Sire! 1576 01:47:47,376 --> 01:47:49,585 Can you really mean it? 1577 01:47:55,168 --> 01:47:56,376 Pig droppings! 1578 01:47:56,918 --> 01:47:57,876 Here you are. 1579 01:47:58,418 --> 01:48:02,793 Taste this souplette. You'll love it, Mr. Kass. 1580 01:48:03,001 --> 01:48:04,751 It's nice and strong. 1581 01:48:04,960 --> 01:48:07,710 To you, Crass. Long life with Ginette! 1582 01:48:07,918 --> 01:48:10,835 To your glory, Sire. And to your heirs! 1583 01:48:12,668 --> 01:48:14,751 You are a saintly man. 1584 01:48:18,418 --> 01:48:20,001 A spicy souplette, child. 1585 01:48:20,835 --> 01:48:22,751 A burly broth! 1586 01:48:23,210 --> 01:48:25,751 I really think I pulled it off. 1587 01:48:25,960 --> 01:48:28,168 Wait for the spell. I'll get Ginette. 1588 01:48:28,376 --> 01:48:30,293 "Per Horus etc..." 1589 01:48:32,668 --> 01:48:34,085 I must go, Jacquasse, 1590 01:48:34,376 --> 01:48:36,376 before Philippine sees me. 1591 01:48:37,460 --> 01:48:38,501 Farewell, Sire. 1592 01:48:48,418 --> 01:48:49,668 Where's Jacquasse? 1593 01:48:52,626 --> 01:48:54,043 Hark! Dame Ginette! 1594 01:48:54,251 --> 01:48:56,543 Your friends loved my souplette. 1595 01:48:56,751 --> 01:48:58,001 Burly broth! 1596 01:48:58,210 --> 01:49:01,710 Drink it, then Godefroy can say the spell. 1597 01:49:03,543 --> 01:49:06,043 It's pure garlic! Make me puke! 1598 01:49:06,251 --> 01:49:09,210 I'll never drink it! The nerve of you! 1599 01:49:09,418 --> 01:49:12,626 Dame Ginette! Look what you've done! 1600 01:49:13,210 --> 01:49:16,335 Leave or I'll throw you out! 1601 01:49:16,543 --> 01:49:17,876 Hey, Jacquart! 1602 01:49:18,293 --> 01:49:20,418 She's medieval too! 1603 01:49:20,626 --> 01:49:21,751 It's Kass's wife! 1604 01:49:21,960 --> 01:49:23,126 Of course. 1605 01:49:23,335 --> 01:49:24,626 Ask for her papers! 1606 01:49:24,835 --> 01:49:26,876 Excuse me, ma'am. 1607 01:49:30,001 --> 01:49:30,960 Me? 1608 01:49:31,710 --> 01:49:35,376 Show me your papers to calm him down. 1609 01:49:35,918 --> 01:49:37,251 I'm innocent! 1610 01:49:39,751 --> 01:49:42,126 Ginette Sarclay. Call that medieval? 1611 01:49:45,585 --> 01:49:46,710 Sorry, ma'am. 1612 01:49:46,918 --> 01:49:48,043 Can I go? 1613 01:49:50,043 --> 01:49:51,543 If she's from now, 1614 01:49:51,751 --> 01:49:53,793 where was I? Where? 1615 01:49:54,001 --> 01:49:56,668 Where was I? 1616 01:50:00,335 --> 01:50:02,668 You'll give me scabies, dirty wino! 1617 01:50:04,543 --> 01:50:06,126 Answer me! 1618 01:50:12,126 --> 01:50:14,335 I need to see 1619 01:50:14,543 --> 01:50:15,835 the magician! 1620 01:50:16,043 --> 01:50:17,710 Dame Ginette threw away her potion. 1621 01:50:17,918 --> 01:50:19,376 She doesn't like 1622 01:50:19,585 --> 01:50:20,543 Grand Marnier. 1623 01:50:20,751 --> 01:50:22,501 She used Grand Marnier? 1624 01:50:22,710 --> 01:50:24,835 - Grand Marnier? - Mistake? 1625 01:50:26,210 --> 01:50:28,335 This is a catastrophe. 1626 01:50:46,543 --> 01:50:49,043 Sire! Sire! Wake up! 1627 01:50:49,751 --> 01:50:51,335 I'm here, Sire. 1628 01:50:51,543 --> 01:50:54,501 I'm here! Calamitas! 1629 01:50:54,710 --> 01:50:56,918 We're still here. The magician 1630 01:50:57,126 --> 01:50:58,168 fouled up again. 1631 01:50:59,251 --> 01:51:00,376 Kill them! 1632 01:51:01,668 --> 01:51:03,293 What is this clamor? 1633 01:51:04,835 --> 01:51:07,085 Who are those rascals? 1634 01:51:11,376 --> 01:51:13,126 My sword will calm them! 1635 01:51:13,960 --> 01:51:15,085 The cellar! 1636 01:51:15,293 --> 01:51:17,626 We can't hold them back for long! 1637 01:51:18,126 --> 01:51:20,085 You two! Take the trunks. 1638 01:51:21,335 --> 01:51:23,418 We'll find the Brunswick Army. 1639 01:51:23,626 --> 01:51:24,543 Hurry! 1640 01:51:24,751 --> 01:51:26,168 They're coming! 1641 01:51:26,376 --> 01:51:28,001 The door gave way! 1642 01:51:30,210 --> 01:51:33,126 The door gave way, Sire! 1643 01:51:41,710 --> 01:51:45,335 - What cursed age is this? - It's black magic! 1644 01:52:02,251 --> 01:52:05,626 Who are these hordes? 1645 01:52:08,710 --> 01:52:09,835 Hey you! 1646 01:52:10,585 --> 01:52:13,501 Come join the Revolution! 1647 01:52:17,876 --> 01:52:19,251 Come, citizens! 1648 01:52:21,918 --> 01:52:23,668 He is an aristocrat! 1649 01:52:23,876 --> 01:52:26,251 A Crusader! His friend is English! 1650 01:52:26,793 --> 01:52:28,668 Hands up or I'll shoot! 1651 01:52:28,876 --> 01:52:29,793 You'll die! 1652 01:52:30,001 --> 01:52:31,876 Toil, never recoil! 1653 01:52:45,501 --> 01:52:47,251 Don't shoot those spies! 1654 01:52:52,043 --> 01:52:54,460 I'll question them, then the guillotine. 1655 01:52:56,835 --> 01:52:57,668 Come, Jacquouillet! 1656 01:52:57,876 --> 01:53:00,168 Hoche awaits my orders. 1657 01:53:00,376 --> 01:53:01,751 Yes, Bonaparte. 1658 01:53:10,085 --> 01:53:11,751 - Who are they? - Bonaparte 1659 01:53:12,376 --> 01:53:14,668 and Jacquouillet, the prosecutor. 1660 01:53:16,668 --> 01:53:17,835 Peasants! 1661 01:53:22,085 --> 01:53:25,335 Jacquasse, be kindly to Jacquouillet. 1662 01:53:27,668 --> 01:53:30,085 Jacquouillet? He is a skunk! 1663 01:53:30,293 --> 01:53:32,460 - He is your cousin! - My cousin? 1664 01:53:35,001 --> 01:53:36,626 Hail, cousin! 1665 01:53:38,043 --> 01:53:41,251 My cousin! Hail little Crass! 1666 01:57:12,376 --> 01:57:14,876 Subtitles: Andrew Litvack 1667 01:57:15,043 --> 01:57:17,543 Processed by Eclair Group 104833