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♪♪♪
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- I know, right?
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And you guys thought my
shortcut through the sewers
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was a bad idea.
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I can't wait to roll around
on the carpet.
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(Blows a whistle)
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- That's far enough.
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- (Gasps)
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(Music sting)
What happened to the carpet?
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- I can answer that.
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I contacted the school board
and informed them
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our disgusting old carpet
was a serious health hazard.
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Clean yourself up
while I remind you
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how gross it was
with a flashback.
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- This carpet is sooo much
better than toilet paper.
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- Ugh. That half yogurt
I found in the sandbox
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is hitting different.
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I gotta go to the bathroom!
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- Wait! The carpet
is right here.
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- Good point. (Vomits)
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(Ominous music, slithering,
objects rattle)
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(Roars, chomps)
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- Big deal.
So it wasn't "clean",
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and occasionally someone got
eaten by the carpet creature.
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- I lived inside him.
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It was like having
my own room...
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that was trying to digest me.
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- You hear that?
He had his own room!
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- This is not okay!
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I want our old carpet!
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I had months worth of boogers
stored in that thing.
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- (Grunts) And I had a butt
groove worn into the fibres
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just how I like.
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- And I just enjoy being
difficult.
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- Now listen here, Dun--
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All: (Chanting)
Bring back the car-pet!
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Bring back the car-pet!
Bring back the car-pet!
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- Stop!
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Cody, no more flossing!
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Do you have any idea
how dated that'll be
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when this airs on TV?
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Now, the new carpet
is already here.
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Getting the old one back
sounds like work,
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and I've already done
too much work today.
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- It's 8:30 in the morning.
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- Courtney, you're in charge
for the rest of the day.
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Good luck!
(Door slams)
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- Behold the new list of rules
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that will keep our new carpet
beautiful.
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- Wait. You made rules?
On purpose?
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- If you are ON or NEAR
the carpet,
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there will be:
No sharp objects.
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- "WHA?"
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- No glitter or crafting
of any kind.
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(Marble cracks)
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Courtney: No paint. No food.
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- (Angry grunt)
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Courtney: No animals.
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(Roars)
Cody: Sorry, Evan.
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Courtney: No liquids.
No solids.
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- We are solids!
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- And shoes are... forbidden!
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- (Gasp) No shoes?
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But my podiatrist said
without my special insoles,
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my spine will--
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- NO. SHOES.
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- Awww...
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- We are now a shoe-free
Daycare.
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All: Awwwww!
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- Please place all your shoes
into this barrel fire.
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(Fire crackles, ghost moan)
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- And what makes you think
we're gonna obey your rules...
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other than the fact
that I just did.
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- Chef put me in charge
and I'll be watching.
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Uh-UH-uh-HU-uh...
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- (bones crack) Guys?
Somebody call my podiatrist!
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(Engine roars)
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(Beep, whirring)
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Ahhhh!
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(Pained moan)
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♪♪♪
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- Ah! Ughhhh!
(Plungers whoosh)
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- Awwwww.
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♪♪♪
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(Car rumbles)
- Huuh?
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(Thud) Oof!
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- We've had enough of this,
Courtney!
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We've decided to spend all
our time at school out side.
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All: YEAH!
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- Fine with me.
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My rules apply to carpeted
areas only.
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(All cheering)
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♪ Ta ta taaaaaa! ♪
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(Chitters)
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All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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- Yeah. I felt our outside
surfaces
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were also safety hazards.
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The school board agreed
so we fixed it.
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- So what are we supposed
to do now?
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- I dunno, why don't you
come back in
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and shuffle around aimlessly
for the rest of the day?
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- This isn't over, Courtney!
We're kids!
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Kids with boundless
imaginations!
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We'll come up with something
fun to do!
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You won't see us "shuffling
around aimlessly".
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(Bored moaning)
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- So much for our great
imaginations.
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- I blame children's
television.
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It robs kids of their
creativity
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and leaves them unmotivated.
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- URGH! This new carpet's
laaaaaame!
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(Electricity fizzles)
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- Yeah. Even your hair
is bored stiff.
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- That's not boredom, Duncan.
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It's static electricity.
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- Hm? Static Electricity?
What's that?
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- Well, maybe this Ed-U-cat-A
TRON will explain it.
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(Beeps on, reel rattles)
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- Well, hi there, kids!
Name's Sparky!
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And I'm here to sing
a song to you
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about static electricity.
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♪ I'm an electron you see ♪
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(Hard smash)
- Yeahhhh!
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- Smash it, Duncan!
- Learning show bad!
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- (Panting)
Got it.
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It can't hurt us (exhales)
any more.
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- O-kay, we don't really need
to know
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how static electricity works.
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Just that it's super fun! See?
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(Electricity crackling)
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- AHH! The balloon
is trying to eat me!
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All: WHOAAAAAAA!
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- You thinking
what I'm thinking?
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(Laughing, static crackles)
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- What's going on in--?
(Gasps)
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(Kids laughing,
electricity zapping)
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- COURTNEY, HELP!
Call the Balloon Police!
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(Grunts)
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(Static crackling)
(Giggles)
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- STOP IT! STOP IT!
STOP ITTTTTTTT!
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- Sorry, Courtney. But none
of your precious rules
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forbid us from having fun
with static.
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- And since your rules
are already framed,
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it's physically impossible
to change them!
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- HA HA. In. Your. Face.
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(Electricity fizzles)
- Ouch!
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(Gasp of amazement)
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- What. Was. THAT?!
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- Izzy! Can you do that again?!
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Try it on me!
Try it on me!
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(Zapping)
(Delighted giggles)
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(Electricity fizzles)
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(Zapping)
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(Delighted giggles)
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- I'm gonna get you
for that one!
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- No! Enough! Stop it!
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The new carpet is not a toy!
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- Hey! If dragging your feet
makes small shocks...
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let's see what this does!
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(Electricity fizzles)
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(BIG ZAPS)
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Cody: Aahhhh!
(Crash, giggles)
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- Careful, Izzy,
you're going too fast!
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(Electricity fizzles)
- (Laughs)
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- Okay, that was really weird.
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- WOOOOHOOOOO!!
(Electricity fizzles)
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(Whooshes)
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(Electricity fizzles)
- (Evil chuckle)
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- Oh shhhhock.
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- HADUNCAN!
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(ZAPPING)
- (Screams) OOF!
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That's it!
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If you guys won't let me
make this place cleaner
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and safer then
I'm telling Chef!
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(Tuba music playing)
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- CHEF!
- (Screams) Oof!
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You've gotta do something!
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- (Sighs) What is it, Courtney?
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- You gotta hear
what those animals
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are doing to our new carpet!
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- Do I have a choice?
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- Wow! What's this?
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- The Moisture Punisher 9000,
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the most powerful dehumidifier
known to man.
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It'll turn our static fun
up to eleven!
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(Loud whooshing)
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(Panicked scream)
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- (Whoosh)
- I look old now!
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(Big whoosh)
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- (Giggles)
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- But where does all
the moisture go?
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- It turns into a fine powder,
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but if you want it back
you just add water.
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Let's see Courtney
shut us down NOW!
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I. HAVE. THE POWERRRRRRRR!
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(Electricity fizzles)
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- ...and he even yelled
HADUNCAN!
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Like that video game
that came out
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30 years before he was born!
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- I don't know what to tell ya,
Courtney.
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This whole new carpet
thing was your idea.
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- BUT-but-but-but-
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- Now run along.
(Door slams)
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(Sighs) That kid is such
a total drama queen.
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How bad can a little static
really be?
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(Electricity fizzles)
(Laughing)
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(Attack yell, slice)
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- (Gasps) This is baaaaad.
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(Tires screech)
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Deep voice: THERE SHE IS!
- (Screams)
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- Hi Courtney!
Do you like my mask?
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It makes me sound like a man.
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- What!?!
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You're BREAKING THE RULES!
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- You mean those rules?
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(Chanting) NO MORE RULES!
NO MORE RULES!
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- NO! My precious list!
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(Beep)
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(Tires squeal, engine roars)
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(Electricity fizzles)
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- QUIT IT, YOU GUYS!
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(Electricity zaps)
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(Laughing manically)
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- FISHHHH!!
- Huh?!
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All: (SCREAM)
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(Landing thud, glass shatters)
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(Thuds)
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- Phew! My rules are safe!
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(Electricity fizzles)
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- Whoa, what's happening?
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(Zapping)
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(Poof)
- NOOOOOOO!
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All: (Cheering) Yeah!
Woo-hoo!
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- You guys are gonna be
in so much trouble
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when I tell the School
Board about this!
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(Chanting) NO MORE RULES!
NO MORE RULES!
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NO MORE RULES!
(Static crackling)
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- No. Chef said I was in charge!
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YOU WILL OBEY ME!
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- You brought this on yourself
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by getting rid of the old
carpet.
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All: (Evil cackling)
(Static crackling)
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- WAAAAAIT!
I can make it right!
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I promise!
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- Really? Awesome!
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(Kids laughing)
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- (Giggling)
Muuuuuch better.
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(Kissing sounds)
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♪♪♪
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- NO RULES, BABY!
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(Creature roars)
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- I... I just don't get it!
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I was only trying to make
things better!
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- I hear ya, Courtney.
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But when this school
starts making sense?
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That's when you really
gotta worry.
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- I know this looks like fun
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but I'm actually quite scared!
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(Snaps)
Nooooo!
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- (Sighs) Graduation cannot
come soon enough.
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Cody: HELLLLLLP!
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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