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♪♪♪
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Noah: I'm sorry, Steve,
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we're gonna have to let you go.
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- Please, I have a family!
And... I know things.
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If I'm going down then you--
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- ♪ I'm meeee
My name's Codeeee ♪
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♪ I need to peeee,
in the bathroom-eee ♪
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- I have information that--
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(Quiet effort sounds)
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(Pants)
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- ♪ And then after I pee
I will use TP ♪
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(Engine hums)
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- Uh, Izzy?
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Are you-are you hunting Cody?
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- Pfft. People hunting
is a Tuesday activity.
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I'm obserrrrrving!
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Have you ever, like,
watched Cody?
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He does some weird stuff.
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Owen: Ooh, can I have half
your banana?
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- Yes you can!
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(Regurgitates banana)
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(Slurps)
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- (Sniffing)
- Yeah, I guess Cody is...
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okay... a little odd...
but... okay.
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You're not exactly the Queen
of normal yourself.
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- You're just saying that
'cause I have jars of jam
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on my hands!
It's actually marmalade,
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which is the name
for jam that's gross.
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- Cool. Good talk.
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- I've been doing a LOT
of Cody observing,
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and I don't think
he's "odd" at all.
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He's super normal...
(Whooshes)
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FOR AN ALIEN!
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That's right,
Cody's a space alien...
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from space!
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And IIII'm gonna prove it.
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(Computer keys clack)
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- Chef! Sign here, please.
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- Okee-dokee.
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What's this for anyway?
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- It gives me permission to
perform an autopsy on Cody.
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- WHOA! WHOA! WHOA NOW!
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Let me think about this.
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Hmmm... uh...
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No.
- But Cody is an alien
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and the only way to prove it
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is with science so...
I need to cut him in half
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and count the alien rings
inside!
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- This sounds like a case of
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"I spent all weekend watching
the space network
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and now I think everyone's
an extraterrestrial."
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- I didn't WANNA watch
alien movies!
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My cat swallowed the remote!
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No, Mister Mittens,
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not the space channels.
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I want the princess
warrior network.
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- (Farts)
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Not the volume, Mr. Mittens!
- (Farting)
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- I think you need to take
your cat to the vet, Izzy.
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And no autopsies on other kids.
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- Fine! But I'm continuing with
my non-invasive Cody study.
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(Drill whirrs)
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- Okay, but if Cody turns up
autopsied
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you get a timeout.
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- (groans) O-kay.
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- (Whistling)
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Whoa-OA! Look out, Courtney!
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I can't hear where I'm going!
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- For this first test
just tell me what you see
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in these totally random...
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abstract... ink blots.
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- Kinda looks like a comet?
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That one looks like
a spaceship.
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Yeah! That's a nifty laser
blaster!
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- Well, someone's got SPACE
stuff on the brain, huh?
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Verrry interesting.
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Let's move on.
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This sensor will help me
get an accurate reading
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on my truth detector.
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(Whirring)
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Are you comfortable?
- Yes.
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- How about... NOWWWW!
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- A little less, but--
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- QUESTION ONE!
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Do you live far away?
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- Uh huh.
- AH HA!
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And do you sometimes miss
your real home?
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- Mmmm... sometimes.
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- HAHH! Final question:
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Are you from... a planet?
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- YES!
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- WE'RE DONE HERE!
Thanks Cody.
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See! Cody IS an alien.
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- (Gasp) Did you use up all
the toilet paper doing this?
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♪ Ta dam ♪
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Harold: Hello?
Can I get some help.
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There's no toilet paper
in here.
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(sigh) Well, goodbye Lewis.
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(Toilet flush)
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- I bring you proof
of alien life
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and all you care about
is butt hygiene?
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WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
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- Look, I know I said you could
keep playing your
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"Cody's an Alien" game,
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but I'm getting worried you're
about to pull an Izzy.
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- What's pulling an Izzy?
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- Well...
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♪ Happy Birthday dear Owennn ♪
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♪ Happy Birthday to you! ♪
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- Let me cut the cake!
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(Cackles)
(Saw whirs, cake splats)
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NO ONE STEALS MY DNA!
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(Splash)
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(Tank rumbles)
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No one keeps me out of
The Basketball Federation!
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You made up all those examples
except the first three.
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- WHAAAT?
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Just-don't let things get
out of hand. Please?
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- Fiiine.
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Engage countdown
to ROCKET LAUNCH!
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- Whoa! Where did you get
a rocket?!
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- Ah, the space military... duh.
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- Uh oh. Izzy's pulling an Izzy.
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- I'll run and tell
the teacher!
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- And Courtney's pulling
a Courtney.
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Let's get out of here before
things get out of hand.
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- Come on, Cody!
I'm taking you home.
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- Yay! That's where
my jammies live!
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(Door slams)
- Izzy! Stop!
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What are you doing?!
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(Rocket blasts)
AAAAAAAAAAH!
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Izzy! Izzy! Let me in!
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- (Sing-song) Who iiiiis it?
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- Open the door!
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- Okay, okay.
Don't have a cow.
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(Quivering)
GHA-GHA-GHA-GHA-GHA-GHA!
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(Pained wincing)
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♪♪♪
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Ship computer: Launch complete.
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- Ooh, I could get used to this.
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Ship computer: Artificial
gravity engaged.
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- (slams) OW!
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What were you thinking, Izzy?
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- Cody's an alien,
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I have to get him back
to his planet.
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I don't know where it is yet,
but, pfft,
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how big can space be?
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- It's big.
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Ship computer: Approaching
interlocking wormholes.
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Avoid at all costs.
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- Wormholes? COOL!
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LET'S GO!
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- (Gasps) Izzy no!
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(Whooshes)
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(Poof)
(Baby wails)
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(Poof)
(Screams)
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(Poof)
(Screams)
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AAAAAAAAH!
Izzy: Woo-hoo-hooo!
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That was fun!
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- Fun? Are you kidding?
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That was terrifying!
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And look at this stupid tail!
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Plus, we've got no idea where
that wormhole spit us out.
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We're gonna be lost
in space forever.
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- Forever? Noooo.
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We've only got enough air
to last, oh, an hour. Tops.
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- Why didn't you pack more air?!
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- Well, I'm not blaming anyone,
buuut...
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ONE OF US did a lot of
screaming.
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- These buttons make funny
sounds.
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- CODY! NO!
- Almost done.
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Ship computer: Intergalactic
Positioning System activated.
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- Yay! Take. Me. Home.
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Ship computer: Route home:
calibrating.
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System initializing.
(Beeping)
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- Oh! We're heading home.
Good.
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I was starting to worr--
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(Engine roars)
Oof!
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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GAAAAHHH!
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Ship computer: You have arrived
at your destination.
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- (sighs) Home at last.
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Wait... where's the
pollution.
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The ocean full of plastic
bottles.
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This isn't our planet!
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(Landing gear whooshes)
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Ship computer: Landing maneuver
complete.
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Warning: fuel reserves
now empty.
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(Whirring)
- Yay!
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- Cody, I thought you
programmed that thing
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to take us home.
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- Uh huh, I did!
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This is my home.
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- (Gasp) I was right!
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Cody IS an alien.
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Cody alien 1: Everyone,
Cody has returned to us!
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- Arggh!
- Whoaaa.
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- Welcome to planet Cody,
where I was hatched.
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Here, everyone is a Cody.
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(Ominous music)
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- Gah!
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Wh-why didn't you ever tell us
you weren't from earth?
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- I tried, but no one ever
listened.
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- One, two, three, four...
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- I'm from outer space!
- Cody, shush!
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No one cares if you're out
of spice.
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- Come, Cody of Earth.
Tell us of your travels.
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- (sighs) Okay.
Cody's an alien.
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- Don't worry I'm not going
to say I told you so.
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That would be rude-BOOOM!!
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IN YO' FACE, SUCKAHHH!
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- (Chanting)
Co-dy! Co-dy! Co-dy! Co-dy!
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- They love me, Izzy!
They love me!
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- GOOD FOR YOU, CODY!
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Good for you.
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- You did a lot to get Cody
back to his home, Izzy.
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Is that 'cause you know
how it is to feel different,
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and thought finding
the place Cody belongs
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might mean there's a place
where you belong too?
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- Did you just call me WEIRD?!
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- No.
- RUDE.
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I'm reporting you
to the school board!
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- No, I-I'm just--
- You're in big trouble!
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- HEYYY... Let's go see
what Cody is doing.
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- Your experiences on earth
sound so thrilling and strange.
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- Tell us more.
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- Well, on earth
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they only eat the inside
of the banana!
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- Unbelievable!
- So GROSS! - EW, YUCK!
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- Chef! Izzy! Good news,
these Codys pee rocket fuel.
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- Not sure a doctor would call
that good news.
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- They refueled the ship;
we can get back to Earth.
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(Toilet flush)
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(Platform whirs)
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- That's kinda gross, but...
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- Alright, Codys!
LET'S GO!
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- I'll be right there.
I just need to say goodbye.
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I know, I'm your hero,
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but Earth is where my best
friends live
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and every day they teach me
about love,
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acceptance and respect.
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(Door shuts, being)
- They're leaving without you.
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- WAIT, WHAT!?
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(Rocket blasts)
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- I was worried we were gonna
be stuck on that planet
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but it looks like I'm getting
us back home safe and sound.
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- You sure did, Chef.
- Ahhh!
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Oh no.
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That's the wrong Cody.
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- Whoa. You are in such...
big... trouble.
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You grabbed the wrong Cody.
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You left the real Cody
in outer space!
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And you called me weird -
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not gonna forget
about that either.
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BIG trouble. I would NOT
wanna be you right now.
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Ohhhhhohhoho...
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Chef: (groans) This is gonna
be along trip home.
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♪ Ta ta ta ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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