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♪♪♪
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(Playing Rock Tuba)
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♪♪♪
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(Fireworks pop and whistle)
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(Stop beep)
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So? Whaddya think?
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- It was so good that blew
my mind up like a balloon
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and then popped it and
my brains went everywhere!
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(Splat sounds)
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- I loved your hair!
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- And the production values!
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- And how it was so beautiful
it made Duncan cry!
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- (Sniffles) No it didn't!
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This is just eye sweat!
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- Is this a trick?
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You kids have never been this
supportive of me.
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Ever.
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- But that's only because the
things you do are usually bad.
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Like really bad.
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But that tuba playing!
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Chef, it was great.
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You're way better at it
than teaching.
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Why isn't that your job?
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- Yeah!
- It's your destiny!
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- You were born to tuba!
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- Thanks kids,
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but I could never be
a real musician.
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Tuba's just a hobby.
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That's why I made my video,
to live out a fantasy
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I could never hope to
achieve in real life.
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I even posted it on U Tuba!
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Too bad no one's gonna
watch it except you kids.
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(Phone rings)
Wha?
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Hello?
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WHAT?!
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It's the manager
for Tubalicious!
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The top tuba band
in the country!
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She saw my video and she wants
me to audition for the band!
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- It's your big break, Chef!
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- What are you waiting for,
Tuba Man?
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Say yes!
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- I mean, I... uh...
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(Fainting moan,
landing thud)
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- Hi, this is Chef's...
um, agent?
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Who is real and definitely
owns a briefcase.
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He'll be there!
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- No, no, no, no!
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I can't audition
for Tubalicious.
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Look at them!
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They're... they're gods!
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I know! I'll just tell them
I came down with Tuba-culosis.
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(Slap, shrieks)
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- Snap out of it, Chef!
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This is your dream.
You have to go after it.
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- Yeah, remember you told me
never to give up on my dream
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of becoming Queen of the World?
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Izzy: How you encouraged me
to keep painting.
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(as Bob Ross)
Happy little trees.
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Owen: And what about when you
said I should never stop trying
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to fit that jar of pickles
in my mouth?
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- He got it in, Chef.
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The whole thing. Remember?
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We needed that special
jar-surgeon to extract it?
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- You know what?
You kids have a point!
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I'll do it!
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But what if I actually
get the gig?
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You kids would need
a new teacher.
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- (Realizing gasp)
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- Huddle up!
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Sure, losing Chef sounds scary,
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but what if we ran
the interviews?
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We could choose the perfect
replacement!
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- He gets his dream
and we get our dream teacher.
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I like it.
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- Uh...kids I'm not sure if--
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- Chef, baby,
don't worry about us!
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We'll find your replacement
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while you train for your
audition.
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(Blows whistle)
- And luckily,
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your new coach is ready
to ROCK!
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♪♪♪
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Okay! Now give me 20 laps
around the school!
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- Pfft. You really think
you got what it takes
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to be my new Tuba coach?
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What are your credentials?
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- My credentials are...
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get your tuba playing butt
running laps
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or you'll be back to playin'
two-bit wing joints so fast
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it'll make your head spin!
- Sir, yes sir!
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(Blows whistle)
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♪♪♪
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- This is so exciting!
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I've never conducted
an interview before!
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- I know! I came up with all
kinds of great questions,
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like "Why is my cat's tongue
so rough?"
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and "Why isn't my dog's tongue
rough too?"
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They're mostly
about tongue stuff.
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(Knock on door)
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- (singsong) Come in...
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- Yes. Please hand your resume
to my associate
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and have a seat.
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(Whirring)
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- It appears we will need
another copy.
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I thought that was a scanner.
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- For these interviews,
I think the most important
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virtue a teacher can have
is honesty.
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- You've asked me this
eight times.
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Yes! This is my real hair!
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- (Sighs) And I wish I could
take your word for it.
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Izzy?
(Struggling grunts)
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- Admit it! You're a spy!
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- Ahhh! Aw!
- (All gasp)
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- My cover's blown!
Pull me out! PULL ME OUT!
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(Helicopter whirs)
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- I liked her!
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(Blobbing)
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- Ho, ho, ho.
All day we do not have, Chef.
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NOW PLAY!
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- But you took my tuba away!
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- You bet I did.
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Because you have to BE
the tuba, Chef.
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BE the tuba.
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- Okayyyy...
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(mouths tuba noises)
Bwamp bwaaaamp bwamp...
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- Yes! YES! Now we're cookin'!
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- Bwampy bwoomp bwamp...
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- My perfect teacher's
gotta be WILD.
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No rules, no structure,
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just action, action, action!
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- I speak seven languages,
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have a PHD in early childhood
education
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and I developed an award
winning program--
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- BOOOOOORING.
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How about werewolf wrestling?
- Uh, it sounds...
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very scary?
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- You won't like this next part
then.
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♪ Ta ta!
(Screams)
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(Werewolf growling)
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- Oh c'mon, you're barely even
fighting back!
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(Splat)
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(Blowing tuba)
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- That's it, Chef! Blow!
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Blow with the force
of a thousand storms.
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You are a tuba god!
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- (Inhales)
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(Blows tubs)
- Whoa!
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- What do I want out
of Chef's replacement?
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Well... (Chuckles)
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And what is your policy on...
snacking?
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- Well that's easy, lil' bro.
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High protein. Low carb.
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Gotta feed the mind
and the bod, right?
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- I see.
Then make your choice.
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(Wheels squeak)
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- Oh-kay?
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Ahhh!
(Electricity zaps)
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- Yeah, I don't see this
working out.
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♪♪♪
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- YEAH!
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- You did it. Chef,
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you're ready for
your big audition!
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- You know it!
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(Deep breath, blows tuba)
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- It's tuba time.
- (Yells) WHAT?
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- No no. We'll call you.
But thanks for the egg!
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- I guess that's it.
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We've seen the applicants
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and no one was a fit
to be our new teacher.
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- You're right.
I hate to say it,
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but the perfect Chef might
be... Chef!
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- He has the best snacks.
- He fights werewolves.
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- And he almost never sells
our secrets
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to foreign governments!
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- And breaking the rules
isn't nearly as much fun
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without Chef making
that hilarious angry face.
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- You mean this one?
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- UH! Never. Do that. Again.
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- Then it's settled!
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We need Chef and we have to
keep him from auditioning
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by any means necessary!
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All: Yeaaaaaah!
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- (Sighs) All that training
was amazing,
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but now I'm gonna be late
to my audition!
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- I dunno Duncan. I wanna stop
Chef from leaving too,
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but isn't filling his gas
tank with fireworks...
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overdoing it a bit?
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(Engine chokes)
- C'mon, please start,
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please start,
please start, please--
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(Engine turns, revs)
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(Blast, flames whoosh)
Ahhhhhh!
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- Talk about your all time
backfire.
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- Come on, we gotta stop
that audition!
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(Fireworks pop)
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- Okay, Chef?
We're ready for you.
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Break a leg!
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- Okay, Chef.
Time to melt some faces.
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- We're too late!
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- Not necessarily.
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I convinced the CIA agent
to shoot him
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with a sleeping serum dart.
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- Wait. So this isn't actually
a matter of national security?
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- Sorry spy lady, but you're
already in too deep.
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NOW BLOW THE DART!
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- (Blows)
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(Whooshes)
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All: YES!
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- Agh. Weird.
What's this feeling?
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I'm all noodle-legged
and foggy-brained.
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What am I gonna do!
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No! Remember Noah's coaching.
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- Music you should feel,
my young apprentice.
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(Plays fast tempo rock tuba)
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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(Final note)
(Cheering)
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- Chef! That was AMAZING!
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You're in the band!
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See you at the airport
first thing tomorrow.
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(Cheering, applause)
(Chef faints)
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- (sighs) Chef's probably
half way to Flufenburg
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with Tubalicious by now.
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- I wonder who his replacement
is going to end up being?
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- We might as well face it -
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whoever walks in this door
is going to be nothing
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but a stinky, phony,
doo doo head!
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- Courtney, language!
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All: CHEF!!!
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- Hey...
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so do you kids have anything
you want to tell me
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about my audition?
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- Well... (chuckles)
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we looked for a
replacement Chef,
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but it turns out you
can't be replaced.
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So we kinda, sorta tried
to sabotage your dream
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so you'd have to stay here
with us.
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- We're so sorry, Chef!
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- Hey, easy buddy.
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Look, you kids know
what you did is wrong...
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but it's kinda hard to be mad
when you helped me deliver
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the greatest performance
of my life!
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- I know. We did.
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- Not to mention the fact
that it showed me
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how much you really care.
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See, that's why I could never
give up being your teacher.
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- Wait. Do you mean...?
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- That's right!
I'm not going anywhere!
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(Cheering and laughing)
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- Yup. (sighs)
It's good to be home.
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(Growling)
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- Wait, what's that growling
sound?
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There uh, might still be
a werewolf in here?
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- A werewolf?
Not in MY Daycare!
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(Werewolf roars)
(Chef grunts)
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(Fighting grunts,
objects clutter)
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Hey! Hold still and take
your medicine, wolf!
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