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♪♪♪
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there's no reason
I can't splurge
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on some hot new wheels.
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Okay, sweet rides,
show me what you've got!
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(Computer chimes)
What's this now?
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Some kinda pop-up. Hmm.
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Not supposed to click those
but...
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I'd better click it
just in case.
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Male narrator: Leading
scientists recently completed
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a study to determine the single
biggest threat to humankind.
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And the results may
surprise you.
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- Hmph. No computerized
ad's gonna surprise ol' Chef--
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Male narrator: Guess what makes
this successful-looking graduate
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turn into... this!
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It's sittinggggg!
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- Ahhhh! The results did
surprise me!
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Tell me more, pop-up!
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- First, my little Rudiger
was addicted to his screen...
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then he was leaning...
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and before we knew it,
he was...
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he was...
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sitting down!
(Sobbing)
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Narrator: Call flex execs!
We guarantee to get your kids
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up off their butts
in one session
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or double your money back.
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- Huh-ha! If anything,
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I need help getting these
kids to sit still.
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Just listen to 'em out in
the play yard
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being all active.
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They're probably playing
with the new utility ball
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I just bought-- huh?
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What in the jelly sandwich?
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- First, my little Rudiger
was addicted to his screen...
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- (Bonk) Ow. (Bonk) Ow.
(Bonk) Ow.
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Emotional mother: Then,
he was leaning!
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- Boom. Gotcha.
(Happy sigh)
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Nothin' like a good lean to
help take out some zombies.
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Emotional mother: And before
we knew it, he was...
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sitting down!
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(Ball deflates making
a fart sound)
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- That was mostly
the utility ball...
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- Yeah, I don't think so.
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- But how can this be?!
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I just heard everyone laughing
and playing.
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- Shh! I'm listening
to my playground app!
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(Beeping, happy laughter)
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- But why, Cody? Why?!
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- My mom said it would trick
my brain
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into thinking I had friends!
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- You are a sad, strange little
man, Cody Anderson.
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Oh, I'm sure it's just a phase.
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All these kids need
is a little pep talk
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to get them active again!
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(Blows whistle)
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- (Yawns) Is it time
to switch games?
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- No, it's time you guys did
something active!
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You know, get up
and move your bodies?!
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- Sounds lame.
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I just got the all-time high
score in zombie hot rod.
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Now that's time well spent!
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- (Gasps)
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It's worse than I thought!
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Hello, flex execs? I need
an expert in child fitness!
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It's an emergency!
How soon can you get here--?
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(Gasps)
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(Engine roars)
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♪♪♪
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(War cry)
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- That's gonna hurt
in the trade-in value.
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- Listen up!
Name's Abigail pain,
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but everybody calls me 'Abs'.
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- Why do they call you that?
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- Whoa! She's bumpy...
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- Wanna know why I blew up
my plane, my van, my bike,
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and my parachute?
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'Cuz once you start getting
fit! There's no going back!
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- What?
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- Okay! Tablets! Bin!
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(All crying and whining)
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- Now!
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- (Sobbing)
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- Trust me, kids,
this is gonna hurt me
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a lot more than
it's gonna hurt you.
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Wait, I meant less.
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It's gonna hurt me
way less than you.
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Well, have fun!
(Lock clicks)
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- Okay, kids...
who's ready for... pain!
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(Sobbing)
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- What you're about to witness
is a classic battle of wills.
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And when it's kid vs. Grown-up,
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my money's on the kid.
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- Alright truth bomb!
This isn't gonna be easy.
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- Um, quick question.
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Why are we doing it then?
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I've always been sort of a
"path of least resistance"
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kinda guy myself--
- Think fast!
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- Ow!
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- The idea is to catch
the ball.
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Paaaaaaathetic.
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As I was saying!
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I'm gonna work you kids hard!
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You'll hurt in places you
didn't know you had!
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You're gonna wanna quit
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and you'll cry for your
mommies!
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You may even scream.
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But don't worry -
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that's just the sound of
weakness leaving your body.
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(All gasp)
- (Bawling)
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Uhhh-oops!
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Did the angry biker intro
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instead of the happy toddler
one. Hang on.
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Okay, that's better.
- Awwww...
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- Let's do thiiiiiiis!
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All: (Scream)
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Most people think you need
fancy equipment to stay fit.
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But all it really takes
is the will to succeed!
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And a giant tire!
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(Grunting and struggling)
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- Come on, Noah!
Get in the game!
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- Nah, looks like you guys have
this situation under control.
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- Maybe I didn't make myself
clear!
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You will get in the game and--
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Hey! Why aren't we moving?
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- (Pants) Actually, Abs,
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we're already at the top.
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- No excuses!
Now pooooooshhhhhh!
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- You heard her. Let's push.
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- (Screaming)
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(Crash)
(Frames crackle)
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- This place is getting
dangerous
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since I confiscated those
tablets.
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Why are they so hooked
on these anyway?
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I had an arcade boy
when I was a little guy.
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Can't be that much different--
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ooooooooooh!
Zombie hot rod?
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Sweet cotton candy
look at those graphics!
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Maybe just one quick game...
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and I'm dead. (Sighs)
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Okay. I need to focus.
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There, that's better.
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- Alright! Who's up for some
bennnnnnch?!?
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- Lame.
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- I think our resident smarty
pants is gonna be up first.
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So, how much you want
on the bar, Hercules?
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Five pounds? Ten pounds?
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- Pfft. What is this,
amateur hour?
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C'mon! Let's load it up!
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All: (Gasp)
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- Oh, this will not end well.
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- Are you sure about this?
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- Ah, yeah. Piece of cake!
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- Just show me how to do it.
Do I go under here?
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Here? Stand here?
No wait, like this?
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- Gettt offa there!
I'll show you how it's done.
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One! Two! Three!
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(Grunting)
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(Farts) Wow.
That's a lot of weight.
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- I thought you said
you were fit.
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I mean you have an 18 pack.
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This should be easy
for someone like you.
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- Right! I can do this!
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Huuuuuuuurgh!
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Oof!
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(Ridiculous long fall scream)
- They always fall for it.
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- Wow. Still going.
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(Game sounds)
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- Agh! Got me again!
This game's tough!
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Maybe if I just try
leaning a little.
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Abs: Hey! Fun right?
(Sarcastic laugh)
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Someone's having some fun
with ol' Abs?!?
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Well, game on, little man.
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Because I've got a money back
guarantee in play here
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and guess what?
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I already spent that money on
a sweet frozen yogurt maker.
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- (Unimpressed) Uh-huh.
- So I'm not going anywhere.
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And no one is getting their
tablets back until I say so.
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- Oh great.
- Boo!
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- (Groans) Checkmate.
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- So whaddya say we work
together and do a few drills?
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That way, I can get back to
cage fighting komodo dragons.
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(Reluctant groan) Yes.
- Okay.
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- Finnnnne.
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- Well, okay then.
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Let's get actiiiiive!!!!
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All: (Grunting)
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(Heavy panting)
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(Effort grunts)
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(Grunting)
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(Roars)
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(Terror screaming)
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- You're doin' great, kids!
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And remember when you scream,
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that's just the sound of
weakness leaving the body!
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(Grunting)
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- Whoa! Oof!
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- (Cheering) Yeah!
Woo-hoo!
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- Meh.
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Abs: Con-gratulations, kids!
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That's the end of the flex
execs boot camp.
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So? How's everybody feel?
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- Honestly, I don't get it.
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We busted our butts but
I don't feel any different!
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So what was the point of--
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- Think fast!
- Whoa.
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- Only one thing left to do.
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- Chef! We did it!
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We were active and now we're--
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Oh noo!
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- EW!
(Grossed-out sounds)
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- Oh, hey kids.
I'm just sittin' down...
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takin' down zombies...
eatin' whipped cream.
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(Eating sounds)
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Oh, good times. Nom-nom.
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- This is spray cheese.
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- It is? Ahhh!
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I can't tell the difference
anymore!
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(Scream crying)
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- C'mon, Chef. Get up.
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We wanna show you
what Abs taught us!
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- I can't! Look away!
I'm hideous!
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- Chef even your voice is lazy!
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- Well then, guys,
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Chef is now a pathetic lump
on a log.
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Looks we've got a job to do.
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Let's pick him up
and get him moving!
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(Pathetic whimper)
- Pick me up?
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But... I'm too heavy...
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and too slippery
from the cheeeeese...
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- We'll see about that.
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(Blows whistle)
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♪♪♪
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- Okay, enough showin' off.
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(Clap) Hup hup!
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- (Gasp) my tablet! N-n-no! No!
Nooooooo!
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- Ugh. Paaaaaaathetic.
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Chef: (Screaming)
- Sorry chef,
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but this is hurting us a lot
more than it's hurting you.
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(Bear growls, Chef screams)
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- Don't worry, Chef!
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That's just fear leaving your
body through your face!
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- Close enough.
- Nooooooooo!
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