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♪♪♪
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- Gather around, kids!
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Today's lesson is all about
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how to clean up
after your messy,
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dirty little selves!
All: (Groan)
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- Yay!!!
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- Aw, man! Can't we do
something exciting instead?
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Like building a cannon
and blasting outta here?
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(Blast) Yeah!
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- (Laughing) No!
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(Loud pounding)
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Wow, that sounds ominous.
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Let me go see who it is!
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Hello? Huh. Nothing.
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I must be imagining things.
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General Louse: You imagine
nothing human!
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- Who was that?
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- Look down! Remember me?
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- Ahhhh! General Louse!
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H-how did you find me?
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- You ever heard of the
internet?
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Plus you're 7 feet tall!
Kind of hard to miss.
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We demand scalps!
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- B-b-but I'm bald!
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My scalp would be a barren
wasteland to you!
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- We don't want your scalp
this time.
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We want fresh ones!
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The children's!
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- (Gasp) Not the children!
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- And you know what will happen
if you resist!
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- For the last time doc,
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I got beaten up by a louse!
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(Sigh) Fine, I'll go tell 'em.
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- Ow!
- Awwwwww.
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- Kids, I need three volunteers.
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- Are you doing a magic show?
- No.
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Did something die?
- What? No.
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- You're giving away free
kittens, aren't you!
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(Meowing)
- N-n-no. No kittens.
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But I guess you can call them
pets.
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You would get to feed them.
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Talk to them, sleep with them.
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It'll be lice.
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- Did you say lice?
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- (Laughing) No, I said nice!
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It'll be nice.
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(Sigh) Okay, I said lice.
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All: (Gasp)
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- I knew they'd show up here
eventually.
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Well, today's the day.
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- Why can't you just tell them
to go away?
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- Because the louse general
doesn't just "go away".
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This is one tough hombre!
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He's toppled governments
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and taken down countries
like Belize,
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Kyrgyzstan, and Zimbabwe.
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- (Gasp) Not Kyrgyzstan!
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- I know, it's bad!
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He's the reason I shaved my
head bald.
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But at least I've managed
to negotiate him down
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to 3 scalps. Soooo....
(Chuckles)
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I need 3 volunteers.
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Look, I'm trying to avoid
an all-out-war here!
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Those kids will thank me later.
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- But I don't want creepy blood
suckers on my scalp!
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- Me neither!
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So how do we decide
who gets the lice?
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All: Not it!
- Awwwwww.
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- Well, that didn't work.
What should we do?
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Owen: We should have a pie
eating contest.
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That way even if I lose, I win!
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- Or... we see who can shove
the most fingers up their nose.
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My record is eleven!
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- Well...I'll get lice.
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- No, you don't want that!
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I had to fight lice before.
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It wasn't pretty!
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Crowd: Fight, fight, fight!
(Bell dings)
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(Attach yell)
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You win! You win! You win!
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You don't want itchy,
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disgusting bugs crawling
on your heads, do you?
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No! So, we fight back!
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We will not get lice!
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All: No lice!
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- Say it!
We will not get lice!
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All: No lice!
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- I like rice.
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(Knocking)
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- Wow, that was fast!
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So, who will be getting lice
this year?
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- None of us.
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- What are you doing?
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We gotta get rid of those signs
before General Louse sees them!
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- Not gonna happen.
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- You don't understand,
there was a time
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when lice refused to negotiate
with humans!
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Back then, if you had a head,
you had lice!
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- Oh! The itching is terrible!
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- You think you've got it bad?
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- We can't go back to that!
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The one upside to losing
my luscious locks
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is now there's nowhere
for the lice to live.
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- So that's why you have
no hair!
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- Yeees. It's not because
I'm old.
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(Bone cracks) Aahhoooww!
My hip!
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- Now you go in there
and tell them
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a school full of children
is no place for lice!
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All: Yeah!
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- (Sighs)
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- So, as it turns out...
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the kids don't want lice
this year. Heh.
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Who woulda figured.
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But there's a hair salon
down the street
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where you can make yourselves
very comfortable!
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- Unacceptable!
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We will have your scalps!
Soldiers assemble!
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(Marching thuds)
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- Oh no!
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(Evil cackle)
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- Ahhhh!
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The lice are on the war path!
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All: (Gasp)
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- I'll hold them off as long
as I can!
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Mommy.
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Aaaahhhh!!!
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- Tinfoil hats and soap
shooters, go!
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- Ready!
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- Almost ready!
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- Bring it!
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Courtney: Okay so here's
the plan,
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our enemy is creepy, crawly,
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and really itchy,
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but we're gonna show those
bloodsuckers
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what we're made of!
Everyone locked and loaded?
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All: (Cheer)
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- Do I get my rice now?
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- Hey!
- My abs!
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- What? I'm just testing out
the gear.
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They work.
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(Pounding)
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(Evil laugh)
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- We're not afraid of you!
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- I'm kind of afraid...
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- Ha! You should be afraid!
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You kids thought you could
fight us?
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You're outnumbered millions
to a measly few.
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- Oh, yeah?
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Eat my suds blood suckers!
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- I prefer hand to hand combat!
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- Lice fist at 10 o'clock!
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(Splashing)
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- Huh? Well done.
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But there's plenty more
where that came from!
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(Splashing)
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- Take cover!
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- Whoa! Hey now! Ha! Missed!
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My turn!
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(Fighting sounds)
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- I wonder how the kids
are doing.
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- Ahhh!
- Ahhh!
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- (Sigh) I'm gonna get a lot of
calls from parents tonight.
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Time to bring in the monkey!
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- Looks like you need
some air support!
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- (Gasps)
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- Air strike!
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Run for your life! Aaaahhh!!
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Pilot: Roger that, purple
leader!
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We have the scalp in sight.
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- Look out, duuuuude!
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- No! Jude's hit!
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Jude's hit!
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- Aaaaahhhhhh!
It's so itchy!
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- (Siren sounds) Weee-oooo!
Wee-oooo! Wee-oooo!
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- Thanks for saving me, buddy.
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- Jude is down!
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- You parasites wanna piece
of us?!
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- Just your scalps! Hahahaha!
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- Then come and get it!
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(Battle cry)
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- Make it stoooooooopppp!
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- I will have more scalp,
please.
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- Right away, sir.
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- Weee-oooo! Weee-oooo!
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- We've got another kid down!
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- Ah gah ah! How do we get
the itching to stop?
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- (Gasps) Look!
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- Hey, a lice monkey!
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I have questions about where
the monkey came from,
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but we're at war
so that'll have to wait.
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- War's a bummer, dude.
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- (High-pitched squeal)
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Martin, avenge meeeee!
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- Gary? Is that you?!
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No! Take me instead!
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wait, I didn't mean it!
Aahhh!!!
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- I'm outta juice!
- Me too!
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- What do we do?
- We're doomed!
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- That's right, soldier!
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Surrender now and we'll make it
as painless as possible.
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- We'll never surrender!
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Both: Uh, heh heh no.
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- I know what this monster
needs.
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He needs a hug.
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Oh. Lice hugs are itchy.
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- You kids stink at war!
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You should've given up while
you had the chance.
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- Never!
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- Silly children.
Your luscious locks
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and delicious scalps are mine!
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- Luscious locks?
Wait! That's it!
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- What? What?
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- Remember what Chef said?
- Oh! Oh! I do!
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- Hey kids! It's ice cream time!
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Hey kids! It's pizza time!
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Hey kids! It's pancake time!
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No, Owen! Not about food,
about lice!
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- Oh yeah, that part.
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- The one upside to losing my
luscious locks
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is now there's nowhere
for the lice to live.
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- Oooohoohooo!
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- Hm.
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- Are you going to surrender
or what?
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- Never! We're going to plan B!
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- (Gasp) Clippers?!
You wouldn't!
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- Oh, we would!
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(Buzzing)
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- No! Stop! Don't! Ahhh!
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Aaaaaah! What have you done!
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Heads... all too shiny!
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- Now beat it scalp sucker!
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(Booms)
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- Lice give the worst hugs.
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- This war isn't over!
I'll be back!
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Ahhhh!
- (Gulps)
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All: Yay!
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- Now we will never be
bothered by them again.
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- I can't believe you guys
defeated General Louse!
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Good job!
Who's up for a party?
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- Oh, a pizza party?
- A clean up party?
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- A wig party?
- (Monkey sounds)
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Chef: (Laughs) The monkey's
right,
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let's have an everything party!
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