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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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- Guys! I've decided
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I'm going to be a WeTube star.
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I have all the right tools,
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great bubbly personality,
witty repartay,
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pretty hair,
I was born to do this.
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- Aw. that sounds like fun,
Courtney.
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Lots of kids enjoy learning
online.
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- I know, right?
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Bridgette, how would you like
to be my camera woman?
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- Cool. So what are you going
to talk about, Courtney?
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- Uhhhh... (Nervous giggle)
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Uh... um...
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Uh... um...
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Uhhh... ummmmmm...
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I can't believe I didn't
figure that out yet.
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Oh well. How hard can it be?
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This is
"Cooking with Courtney".
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For the first step we're going
to put all the ingredients
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into the mixer
and turn it on.
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(Whirring)
Ahhh!
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(Hard thuds)
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(Relieved exhale)
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This is "Riding with Courtney".
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The key to riding bikes
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is to make sure you keep
your hands on the breaks
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at all times.
Ahhh!
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- Ouu!
(Landing thud)
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- This is,
"Learning with Courtney"!
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An aquatic bottlenose-dolphin
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is famous for it's intelligence
and friendly disposition.
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(Water whooshes)
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(Spits) Cut.
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- (Laughs)
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- How about we just do
toy reviews?
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- (Laughs)
- Good call.
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(Both scream)
(Fish thud)
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- This is Tammy-Tinkles,
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a baby you feed,
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squeeze, and change.
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Woo! There's nothing more
exciting
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than the rush of feeling
like a mother
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taking care of a child.
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Cut. Post it.
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- Hey Courtney,
what's the video for?
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- I'm going to upload it
to WeTube.
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And become an internet
sensation.
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- Wow!
- Can we help?
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- Of course you can.
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- Woo-hoo!
- Yeah!
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- By staying out of my way.
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- Ouch.
- Harsh.
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- Sorry, guys,
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it's just that it takes a
really specific combination
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of smarts, and on-screen
charisma
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to carry something like
this off.
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And you just don't have it.
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- Hey! We got charisma!
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Dude, what's charisma?
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- I Love Christtt-maass!
(Chuckles)
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That's when Santa comes
down the chimney!
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- Check how many likes I got.
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- 12!
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- Yes!
- I love high-fives!
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- Is 12 a lot?
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- It's 12 more than you got.
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- Well, maybe we'll make
our own video.
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- Yeah. I bet we'll get twice
as many views!
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- OH YEAH?
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Put your money where
your mouth is!
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- Okay, I bet you today's snack
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that we'll get more than you do.
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- Wait... what??
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- You realize it's chocolate
pudding day, right?
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- (Gasps) (Gulps)
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You sure about this?
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- Unless you don't think
you got what it takes.
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- I'm sure. C'mon dudes,
let's make a vid.
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- Quiet on set!
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Annnnnnnnd, ACTION!
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- (Grunts)
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(Grunts)
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- It's not a very exciting
video.
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- We're gonna need
more balloons.
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♪♪♪
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That should do it.
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- Now we're talking!
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ACTION!
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- (Grunting)
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(Harold whooshes)
Heeeeelpppp!
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(Plane engine hums)
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- How did we not see
that coming?
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- Who cares, dude?
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- Kids, did you two just upload
a video of Harold
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flying off into the sky
to an uncertain fate?!
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Both: Ummm...
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- 'Cause it got 3 million
LIKES.
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- Woo-hooo!
- Yes!
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- Wait! WHAT?
3 million likes!?
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Bridgette check mine again.
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- 13 likes!
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Oh wait.
It went back down to 12.
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Sorry. I accidentally hit
the LIKE button.
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- (Groans)
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- Anyway, keep up the good
work, boys.
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- Disappointment high-five?
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- There will be no high-fives
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until we make a video that gets
more likes than them!
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C'mon!
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- Shouldn't we call someone
about Harold?
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- Hello! (Echoes)
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Hello! (Echoes)
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- These kids are really,
really talented.
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Just so funny, and creative,
and...
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and then there's Courtney.
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- Annnnnndd....ACTION.
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- Hello WeTube viewers!
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Today I'm going to play test
Prince Pumpkin Face.
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Of course you can change out
his eyes or lips
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or any other features,
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but I like to make a choice
and stick with it.
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CUT!
- Posted.
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- (Gasp) Seven likes?!
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- Yay!
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High-five!
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- No Bridgette! Seven is bad.
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- Oh wow, did you make a Prince
Pumpkin Face video?
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- Bet that gotta a ton
of likes.
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- It did just fine, thank you.
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Have you guys done another
video?
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- Yeah. Check it out.
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Owen: Action.
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Jude: Chirp. Chirp.
Oh no. A vampire bat.
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And he's hungry!
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Oh look, a helpless victim
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I like to call it, BREAKFAST!
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- Ahhh! Stay away from
my unprotected neck.
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(Laughs, squirting)
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- Wow!
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- That's it? That's what you
uploaded?!
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Okay. I feel a little better
about my video now
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because that was horrible.
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And how many likes did
that get?
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- Dude, we totally forget
to check.
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- Did you just upload a video
saying
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a vampire outbreak had begun
creating a global panic
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and causing people to race
to grocery stores
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to buy all the garlic
in hopes of staying alive?!
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- Yes they did.
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And I don't wanna be mean but--
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- It got 6 million likes!
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- Well then...
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(Screaming)
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- Keep up the good work, boys!
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Someday you're gonna be famous!
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- High-five!
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- All right. High-five, guys!
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- Nope. C'mon.
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- But I love hig-fiving.
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- We will high-five
after I take them down!
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Which I will!
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Bridgette: Action.
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- Whoa!
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This is so bouncy.
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And that is how you bounce
safely
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in a bouncy castle.
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Don't forget to subscribe
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for more awesome toy-playing
tips!
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- Got it! And, SENT.
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- There's no way this video
doesn't beat the boys videos.
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It's insane!
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- (Gasp) A bouncy castle video.
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Good thinking, Courtney!
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- Did you do a flip?
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- Ooh. That's against
the rules.
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I read it in the manual.
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- You read the manual
for a bouncy castle?
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- Yep, it clearly states
no flips, no shoes,
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and no bears.
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- That's weirdly specific.
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- Owen, Jude! Any more uploaded
videos?
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I sure got a hoot
out of the last one.
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Almost as good about the one
with monkey
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sniffing his own butt!
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You kids sure are creative!
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- We made another video!
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How many likes did I get?
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- Oh. Umm... 20.
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- (Happy gasp) 20 MILLION?!
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YES!
- No. Just 20.
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- But-But-I bounced.
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Several times!
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- 20 isn't bad.
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It's just about 20 millions
less
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than what Jude and Owen got.
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So, yeah, in comparison
it's horrible,
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but if you never judge yourself
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against people doing
way better than you,
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you'll never have to know
you're bad at things.
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Try that!
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- I thought it was a good video.
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- Using a toy safely,
as instructed by the manual,
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isn't boring. Is it?
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- This is awesome!
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(Ball bounces)
- Ahhhh!
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(Ball bounces)
- Look out!
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- Oh man,
this is gonna be good,
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- Yeah! Sent!
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- Human-basketball-boy-slam-dunk
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just got 8 million likes!
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- Oh, come on! That's not even
a thing?
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And people watch that?
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What is the world coming too?
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- Dude, why do you wanna
make a video
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with the Tammy-Tinkles doll?
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- You'll see. Hit record.
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Okay. The trick is,
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instead of feeding it water,
you feed it club soda
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and then start shaking it!
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And keep shaking until...
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(Owen laughs)
(Soda whooshes)
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- That was AWESOME!
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- And I renamed her
Vicky Vomits.
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- (Laughing)
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That's wicked, bro. SENT.
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- That was disgusting,
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and there's no way people
are going to--
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- Vomit baby just got
11 million LIKES!
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Both: WOO-HOOO!
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- Okay. I'm recording.
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- Clearly people only like
videos
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when toys are being used in
dangerous
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and inappropriate ways.
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So here we go...
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- You're gonna do a flip?
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- No.
- You're gonna chew gum?
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- Nope. Nope.
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But I'm wearing my shoes.
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Inside the bouncy castle.
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- Yeah... I'm not sure that's--
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- I'm in shoes and I'm bouncing!
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Is this the anarchy you want,
viewers?!
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(POP!, air hisses)
- (Gasps)
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- Oh no. What have done?!
- Jump!
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Ahhhh...
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Both: Ahhhhhh!
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Ahhhhhh!
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- Hey! What are you two
doing here?!
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- It's a long story.
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- Annnnndddddd Sent.
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- Rocket-a-bouncy-castle-into
space-and-
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find-a-friend-you-thought
wasgone-forever
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just got 25 million LIKES!
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- BAM! We got more than you two,
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which means we get your
pudding cups!
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(Laughing)
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Congrats, Bridgette!
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We are officially
internet sensations!
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High-five!
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- Hold that five.
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You WERE an internet sensation.
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The WeTube website said
what you did
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was WAY too dangerous
and you've been banned
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from posting any more videos.
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(Steam hisses, whimpers)
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- Oh oh.
- (Angry groan)
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- Former internet
sensation high-five?
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- (Rumbling) ARRRGHHHHHHH!!!
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