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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:09,094 Max! 2 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:09,094 [machinery whirring] 3 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:10,554 Max, I'm trying to study. 4 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,304 - What? 5 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,304 - I'm trying to study! 6 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,386 Hold on. 7 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:17,062 What about pickles? 8 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,480 - No pickles. 9 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,689 You're making 10 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,689 too much noise, 11 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,308 and I can't study 12 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,308 for my class Math Bowl. 13 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,765 - The Math Bowl? 14 00:00:22,815 --> 00:00:24,145 Is that where 15 00:00:22,815 --> 00:00:24,145 you flush away 16 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,821 any chance of 17 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,821 having a social life? 18 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:28,491 - Says the guy who spends 19 00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:28,491 all his time 20 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,699 alone in his lair. 21 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,449 - I'm too busy for friends. 22 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:36,951 - So our dance parties 23 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:36,951 mean nothing? 24 00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:38,156 - In case 25 00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:38,156 you haven't noticed, 26 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,615 I'm trying to launch 27 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:39,615 the Max-10 28 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:40,785 into the stratosphere. 29 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:42,253 - Well, my Math Bowl 30 00:00:40,833 --> 00:00:42,253 is more important. 31 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,292 - Rocket is. 32 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,292 - Math Bowl. 33 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:44,375 - Rocket. 34 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:44,375 - Math Bowl. 35 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:45,839 - Rocket. 36 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:45,839 - Fine, Rocket! 37 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,127 - [gasps] 38 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:51,965 My baby. 39 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:53,971 I wanted to 40 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:53,971 push that button. 41 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:55,763 - You still can. 42 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,176 It just won't do anything. 43 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,982 [upbeat music] 44 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:03,271 - ♪ What you see ♪ 45 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,323 ♪ Is not what you get ♪ 46 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:08,317 ♪ Livin' our lives 47 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:08,317 with a secret ♪ 48 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,030 ♪ We fit right in ♪ 49 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,740 ♪ Bet you'd never guess ♪ 50 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,990 ♪ We've livin' our lives 51 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,990 just like all the rest ♪ 52 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:18,624 ♪ A picture-perfect family 53 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:18,624 is what we try to be ♪ 54 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:19,962 ♪ Look closer 55 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:19,962 you might see ♪ 56 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,917 ♪ The crazy things we do ♪ 57 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,417 ♪ This isn't make-believe ♪ 58 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,038 ♪ It's our reality ♪ 59 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:26,554 ♪ Just your average family ♪ 60 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,087 ♪ Trying to be normal ♪ 61 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:29,719 ♪ And stay out of trouble ♪ 62 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:32,377 ♪ Livin' a double life ♪ 63 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:41,478 - Yay, I got the prize. 64 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:42,898 - You snooze, you lose. 65 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:44,477 Ow! 66 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,651 - You take, you bake. 67 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:49,900 - Zap your brother, 68 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:49,900 prize goes to mother. 69 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:52,704 Sweet. I always wanted 70 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:52,704 a glow-in-the-dark... 71 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:55,158 whatever this is. 72 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:57,328 - Unbelievable. 73 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,827 This is the sixth day 74 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,827 in a row 75 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:00,749 my newspaper's missing. 76 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,498 Some miscreant 77 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,498 is stealing it. 78 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,040 - What's a miscreant? 79 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:07,804 - What's a newspaper? 80 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:10,086 - You know, you move 81 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:10,086 to a nice suburb 82 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,380 far away from Metroburg, 83 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,380 you'd think 84 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,593 you wouldn't have 85 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,593 to fight crime anymore. 86 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,934 - You don't, Hank. 87 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:18,139 You're a retired superhero, 88 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:18,139 remember? 89 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:21,349 - Yeah, well, 90 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:21,349 crime hasn't retired. 91 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,811 It starts with my newspaper, 92 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:25,101 but then it's 93 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:25,101 your expensive jewelry. 94 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,805 - Since when do I have 95 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,805 expensive jewelry? 96 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:31,025 - Oh, so now 97 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:31,025 I'm the bad guy. 98 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,188 - Just toast for me, Mom. 99 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,815 I have to study 100 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,815 for the Math Bowl. 101 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,032 - What is it with you 102 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,032 and the Math Bowl? 103 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:37,033 - This kind of stuff 104 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:37,033 will help me 105 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:38,664 get into Hero university. 106 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,870 And since I can't show off 107 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,870 my superpowers here, 108 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,661 might as well show off 109 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,661 my brainpower. 110 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:44,544 - Why? 111 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:44,544 So you can get a sticker 112 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:47,421 that says, "I'm a mathlete"? 113 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:50,549 - Beats, "I'm a duh-lympian." 114 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:51,707 - Say what you want, 115 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,045 I'm still smarter at math 116 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,045 than you are. 117 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,590 - Dad, who's smarter at math, 118 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,590 me or Max? 119 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:57,093 - Yeah, right. Parents never 120 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:57,093 answer questions like that. 121 00:02:57,136 --> 00:02:59,806 Both: Phoebe is. 122 00:02:57,136 --> 00:02:59,806 - What? 123 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,347 - She is in Honors Math 124 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:02,347 and gets As. 125 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:06,850 And you get... 126 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:06,850 the other letters. 127 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,265 - Well, at Villain 128 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,265 University, 129 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,773 they don't care 130 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,773 about grades. 131 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,145 - Well, we do. 132 00:03:11,190 --> 00:03:13,190 Tomorrow is report card day. 133 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:14,824 And if your grades 134 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:14,824 aren't better, 135 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,952 we're taking away 136 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,952 your doomsday devices. 137 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,619 Which we probably 138 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,619 should've done 139 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:20,577 a couple years ago. 140 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,697 - Good luck with getting 141 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,697 your grades up in a day. 142 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:23,834 - And good luck 143 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:23,834 with the couch. 144 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,961 - What cou--ouch! 145 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,039 - I'll take them to school. 146 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:28,793 Can you drive 147 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:28,793 Billy and Nora? 148 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,174 - No problem. 149 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:32,709 I'm all over it. 150 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:32,709 Got it. 151 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,344 [door shuts] 152 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,591 Or, I could deputize you both 153 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,591 as my sidekicks, 154 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:40,683 and we could catch ourselves 155 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:40,683 a newspaper bandit. 156 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:43,351 - Sidekick? 157 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,730 This just became the happiest 158 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,730 moment of my tender life. 159 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:49,557 [cheering] 160 00:03:49,604 --> 00:03:51,444 Aah. 161 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,662 - I'm guessing you want a peak 162 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,662 at your report card 163 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,318 before you parents see it. 164 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:02,906 Well, no dice. 165 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:04,451 Now, get to class. 166 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:12,342 What are you waiting for? 167 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,087 A ruler-smack 168 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,087 on the butt? 169 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:16,169 'Cause apparently 170 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:16,169 that's "illegal" now. 171 00:04:16,215 --> 00:04:17,965 [scoffs] 172 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:20,588 - All right, I'm going. 173 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:23,005 Hey, by the way, 174 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:23,005 "Berman" comes before 175 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:25,465 "McDougal" 176 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:25,465 in the alphabet. 177 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:27,175 Your folders. 178 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:29,436 - I was alphabetizing 179 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:29,436 before-- 180 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:31,557 holy duck sauce! 181 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:32,935 This isn't you. 182 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:35,151 Get your head in the game. 183 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,322 You picked the wrong day 184 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,322 to give up coffee. 185 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:45,657 - Okay, Thundermans, 186 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:45,657 time check. 187 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:47,122 - 0500, sir. 188 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:51,132 Paper should be here 189 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:51,132 any minute. 190 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,326 Paper's here, sir. 191 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,836 - Thanks. 192 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,628 Okay. 193 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:58,221 There is the bait. 194 00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,377 Everybody clear 195 00:04:58,257 --> 00:04:59,377 on the plan? 196 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,144 - When I see the thief, 197 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,144 I signal Billy. 198 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,846 Then Billy speed-wraps him 199 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,846 in the garden hose. 200 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,257 - Wait. I thought 201 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,257 we weren't supposed 202 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,465 to use our superpowers. 203 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:07,684 - I'm the one who's retired. 204 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,894 You two are in training. 205 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,515 [whispers] 206 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,515 That's called a loophole. 207 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:13,111 Positions, everybody. 208 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:20,989 - Go, go, go. 209 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,701 - Mom? 210 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,454 You're the paper thief? 211 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,496 - I was jogging. 212 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:34,579 - Tell it to the cops. 213 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:35,876 - Hank, 214 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:35,876 what if the neighbors 215 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,129 saw our kids 216 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,129 use their superpowers? 217 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,882 - What kind of weirdo 218 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,882 wakes up at 5:00 a.m.? 219 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,764 A beautiful weirdo, 220 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,764 that is who. 221 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:45,932 Come here. Mwah. Mwah. 222 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:47,928 - We're home. 223 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:48,973 Did the report cards 224 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:48,973 come in yet? 225 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,016 - [laughs] 226 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,016 Since when are you 227 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,519 so excited 228 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:52,519 about report cards? 229 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,730 - Hey, kids. 230 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,150 Looking for these? 231 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,650 Both: Yes. 232 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,691 - Now, remember, before we 233 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:01,994 open your report cards, 234 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:01,994 we care just as much 235 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,739 about the effort 236 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,739 as we do about the grades. 237 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,740 - No, we don't. 238 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:04,740 - I know. 239 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:06,741 But we have to say that. 240 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:10,703 Okay. First, Phoebe. 241 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:14,035 Five As and one B. 242 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,342 - A B? 243 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,875 Art class? 244 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,499 You guys love the horse 245 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,499 I painted you. 246 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,836 - Oh, that was a horse. 247 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,341 - That's what that was! 248 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,932 Huh. All right, Max. 249 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,893 Straight As. 250 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,893 - What? 251 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:34,022 - Is there another 252 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:34,022 Max Thunderman at your school? 253 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,981 - Max, I'm so proud 254 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,981 of you! 255 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,571 Oh, you finally 256 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,571 put aside all that 257 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:41,686 supervillain nonsense, 258 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:41,686 and it really paid off. 259 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,525 - Someone was paid off. 260 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:45,991 - What can I say, sis? 261 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:49,951 We don't all need to study 262 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:49,951 to get "gooder" grades. 263 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:52,293 - Are you hearing this? 264 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,459 - I'll be off, 265 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,459 building my next rocket. 266 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:55,537 Because I earned it. 267 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,792 Because my report card 268 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:57,792 spells "Aaaaaa." 269 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:01,764 And yours spells, "Aaaaab." 270 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,336 - Wait. There's more. 271 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:04,972 It's a letter, saying 272 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:04,972 you're being transferred 273 00:07:05,008 --> 00:07:06,968 to Honors Math class. 274 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:09,140 Both: What? 275 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:09,140 - That's Phoebe's class. 276 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,219 Oh, you two can be 277 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,219 little study buddies. 278 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,425 [squeals] 279 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:14,023 Let's put this 280 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:14,023 on the refrigerator. 281 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:16,309 - Oh, and yours too, 282 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:16,309 Phoebe. 283 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:20,073 It's the right thing to do. 284 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:20,073 - Yeah, you have to. 285 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,607 - [sighs] 286 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,607 Spill it. 287 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:22,859 - I changed my grades. 288 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,531 But I didn't 289 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:24,531 expect this to happen. 290 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,529 - I worked my butt off 291 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,529 to get into that class, Max. 292 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:27,661 You need to transfer out. 293 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:28,817 - Eh, sounds like a hassle. 294 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,905 I'll just sleep through it. 295 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,081 - Yeah, you may as well. 296 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,289 I mean, you couldn't 297 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,289 keep up anyway. 298 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:34,788 - Excuse me? 299 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,459 - It's gonna be 300 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,459 too challenging for you. 301 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:37,747 - Challenging? 302 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:38,581 There isn't 303 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:38,581 a math equation 304 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,455 out there I can't solve. 305 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:43,841 - How about "you plus this 306 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:43,841 class 307 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:43,841 equals failure"? 308 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,836 - Okay, well, how about 309 00:07:46,716 --> 00:07:48,836 "you divided by 310 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,505 shut your mouth 311 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,505 equals go away?" 312 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,433 [chuckles] 313 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:56,102 Gotta work on 314 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:56,102 my math slams. 315 00:07:56,143 --> 00:08:01,693 - Okay, so as soon 316 00:07:56,143 --> 00:08:01,693 as the newspaper gets here-- 317 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,691 - The paper's here, sir. 318 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,783 - Thanks. 319 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,029 All right, so I'm gonna 320 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,029 place it here 321 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,821 on this giant sheet 322 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:10,821 of sticky fly paper. 323 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,365 And then it'll 324 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,365 catch the thief 325 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:13,619 in our gluey trap. 326 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,870 - Really? Fly paper? 327 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,332 That's all you got, 328 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:18,332 Thunder Man? 329 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,423 - You know, some of 330 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,423 the best sidekicks 331 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:23,039 are the quiet ones. 332 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:25,836 Okay, of course now 333 00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:25,836 I'm just gonna 334 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,590 adjust this a little bit, 335 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,590 so it's-- 336 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:30,642 oh, my hand. 337 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,797 [chuckles] 338 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,556 Uh. Uh, all right. 339 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,348 [grunts] 340 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,348 That's my elbow. 341 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,852 All right. 342 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:41,733 [grunting] 343 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:41,733 Oh, no, no, no, no. 344 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,321 Aah. Aah. 345 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:44,607 My face. 346 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:47,149 - Sad, isn't it, Billy? 347 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:47,864 Billy? 348 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,112 - Oh, my chest. 349 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,994 My elbow. 350 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,994 My other elbow! 351 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:58,367 [all chanting "Phoebe"] 352 00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,543 - Done. 353 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:00,580 - And a new record! 354 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:03,583 [cheers and applause] 355 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,206 - Phoebe, you're awesome. 356 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,463 I really hope we're 357 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,463 on the same Math Bowl team. 358 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:10,006 I'm great 359 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:10,006 at quadratic equations, 360 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,430 unlike some people. 361 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,048 - That was one time. 362 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,894 And it was 363 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,894 a heavy pollen day. 364 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,560 - All right, class. 365 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,560 All right. 366 00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:19,558 Ah, very exciting news. 367 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:25,150 I have finally chosen our 368 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:25,150 two Math Bowl team captains. 369 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,780 And the first team captain 370 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,780 is Phoebe Thunderman. 371 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:30,317 [cheers and applause] 372 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:33,202 And facing off against Phoebe 373 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:33,202 is a new student 374 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,200 who begged me this morning 375 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,200 in the parking lot 376 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:38,292 to be the other team captain, 377 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:38,292 Max Thunderman. 378 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,748 - Present. 379 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,077 - Max? 380 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,792 - And I brought cotton candy 381 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,792 for everyone. 382 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,462 - [gasps] 383 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,462 Ooh, cotton candy! 384 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,461 - I love cotton candy. 385 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,461 - I want some. 386 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,133 [all chanting "Max"] 387 00:09:58,473 --> 00:09:59,853 - Why does my brother 388 00:09:58,473 --> 00:09:59,853 have to ruin everything? 389 00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,141 - That's your brother? 390 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,904 He is one prime number. 391 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,937 - Yeah. Zero. 392 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,937 - Zero's not a prime-- 393 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,190 - I know zero's 394 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,190 not a prime number. 395 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,526 Really? 396 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,526 Math Bowl captain? 397 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,162 You said you were gonna sleep 398 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,162 through this class. 399 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,868 - Oh, I already took a siesta 400 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,868 in Spanish, 401 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:19,828 so I'm bueno. 402 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,209 Cotton candy? 403 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,287 - I know why you're doing 404 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,287 this--to mess with me. 405 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,292 You want me to fail, 406 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:26,292 so I don't get into college, 407 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,004 and I end up in a shack 408 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,004 living with 28 cats, 409 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,554 and wondering 410 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,554 where it all went wrong. 411 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:32,918 Well, I won't 412 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:32,918 let it happen, Max, I won't! 413 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,506 Oh, that is good. 414 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:39,508 - I just wanna crush you 415 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:39,508 in the Math Bowl. 416 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:44,096 But if you're living 417 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:44,096 with 28 cats, bonus. 418 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,354 - All right, everyone, 419 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,354 take your seats. 420 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:50,106 - Max, there's a seat open 421 00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:50,106 by me. 422 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,860 Sorry, Evan, 423 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,860 didn't see you there. 424 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,913 - Alert, alert. 425 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:58,197 Math nerds approaching. 426 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,121 [doorbell rings] 427 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,209 - Hey, guys. 428 00:11:07,959 --> 00:11:09,209 - Hi. 429 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,802 - Hey, Phoebe. 430 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,802 - Come on in. 431 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,838 Oh, Ashley, thank you so much 432 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:14,838 for filling in for Sarah. 433 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:16,802 She must be really sick 434 00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:16,802 to miss the Math Bowl. 435 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,853 That's what you get for 436 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,853 sharing a compass with Tyler. 437 00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:22,056 [sneezes] 438 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,598 [sneezes] 439 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:26,392 Ugh! 440 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:27,936 Oh, check it out. 441 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,519 I drew a team picture. 442 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:32,404 Drawing's kind of my thing. 443 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,822 No, it's not. 444 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,663 Well, well, well. 445 00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:39,066 What do we have here? 446 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,985 It's called studying, 447 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,985 which leads 448 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,794 to Team Phoebe 449 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,794 winning the Math Bowl. 450 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,287 - Wow. Why didn't 451 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,287 I think of that? 452 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,369 [doorbell rings] 453 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,913 Oh, yeah, I did. 454 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:50,838 Up top, Brainiacs. 455 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:50,838 - Yeah! 456 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,207 - What's up? 457 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,207 What's up? 458 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,335 - Sarah? 459 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,472 I thought you were sick. 460 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:57,838 - I'm love-sick. 461 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,144 And the only cure 462 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,144 is being on Max's team. 463 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:05,177 - Okay, let's go 464 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:05,177 hit my lair. 465 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,225 - Lair? 466 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,517 That sounds dangerous. 467 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,517 I should-- 468 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:08,771 I should call my mom. 469 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:13,402 - This is gonna be 470 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:13,402 a long night. 471 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:19,744 - [squeals] 472 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,950 Wow. That was like being 473 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,950 sucked 474 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,950 into a wormhole. 475 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,367 - Cool room, Max. 476 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,834 - Oh, it's a typical 477 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,834 teenage bedroom. 478 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,334 - Oh, sweet! 479 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,126 - Hey, Evan, don't-- 480 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,126 don't touch that. 481 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,919 - Why? 482 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,919 Is this a real rocket? 483 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,303 - No, Einstein, 484 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,303 it's a corn muffin. 485 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,141 - Who said that? 486 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,141 - Uh, I did, Sarah. 487 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:44,307 [imitates Dr. Colosso] 488 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:44,307 I like doing funny voices. 489 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,307 - This thing must need 490 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,307 an incredible amount of thrust 491 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,019 to break through 492 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,019 the inner atmosphere. 493 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,399 - Oh, it's a standard 494 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,399 30-kilogram rocket 495 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,767 and it requires 1,100 Newtons 496 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,767 to achieve escape velocity. 497 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:55,534 - With a brain like that, 498 00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:55,534 our kids 499 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,147 are gonna be 500 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,147 mathematical prodigies. 501 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,114 I mean, uh, cool room. 502 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,410 - Okay, sidekicks. 503 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,793 Early this morning, 504 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,793 I planted a tracking device 505 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:09,959 on today's paper, 506 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:09,959 so we can 507 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:13,627 trace the thief 508 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:13,627 back to his hideout. 509 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:14,998 [horse neighs] 510 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,841 - Why didn't you just 511 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,841 nab the thief 512 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:19,881 when he came 513 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:19,881 and took the paper? 514 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,434 - I went back to sleep, 515 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,434 okay? 516 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,221 Ooh, see that dot? 517 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:27,312 That is our missing paper. 518 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,558 It looks like the paper thief 519 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,558 is right here in town. 520 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,311 - It looks like he's 521 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:32,311 on this block. 522 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:35,523 - Um, it looks like 523 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:35,523 he's in our house. 524 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:39,065 [both screaming] 525 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,400 - Okay, okay, calm down. 526 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,316 What do I always tell you 527 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,316 when you're scared? 528 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,874 - "Mom's meatloaf 529 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,874 may look weird, 530 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,117 but it probably 531 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,117 won't kill us." 532 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,040 - No. Never fear. 533 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,908 Thunder Man is here! 534 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,496 - Good morning. 535 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,496 - Aah! 536 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,552 - All right, guys, 537 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,552 ready to go. 538 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,380 - Hey. 539 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:03,380 - Look who decided to show up. 540 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,506 Hope you 541 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,506 brought your A-game, 542 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,932 because Phoebe 543 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,932 is greater than Max. 544 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,891 - Well, I hope 545 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,891 you brought your calculator, 546 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:13,771 because Max times awesome 547 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:13,771 is geometrically-- 548 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:18,322 man, I gotta work 549 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:18,322 on these math slams. 550 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,228 - Here's the deal. 551 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,228 When I win this, 552 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,566 you have to drop 553 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:21,566 out of this class. 554 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,951 - And when I win, 555 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,951 you have to wear this 556 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,198 for the rest of the year. 557 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,327 - [sighs] 558 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,327 Done. 559 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,450 - Done. 560 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,078 Both: Pshh! 561 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,260 - Welcome to 562 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,260 Hiddenville High's 563 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,087 Annual Math Bowl, 564 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:44,087 Math Bowl, Math Bowl, 565 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,643 a.k.a. The only day 566 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,643 I'm truly alive. 567 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,468 Math, ahh! Ahh! 568 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,473 Now, let's meet 569 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,473 our two teams. 570 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,345 The Trig Monkeys... 571 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,345 All: Yeah! 572 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,692 - And the Algebrats. 573 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,227 [all cheering] 574 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,729 [fake applause] 575 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,482 Now, let's get 576 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,482 today's questions, 577 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:03,114 courtesy of 578 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:03,114 our good friend Arithmo Tick. 579 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,072 [upbeat music] 580 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,872 ♪ ♪ 581 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,915 [chuckles] 582 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,760 Thank you, Arithmo. 583 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:25,376 Now, let's begin 584 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:25,376 with our first question. 585 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,175 Name the theory that states, 586 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,175 "if A equals B 587 00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,969 and B equals C, then--" 588 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,262 [buzz] 589 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,425 - The theory of transitivity. 590 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,425 - Correct. 591 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,813 Score one for the Algebrats. 592 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,813 - Yeah! 593 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,731 [upbeat music] 594 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:45,190 ♪ ♪ 595 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,493 - If X equals 596 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,493 the square root of 1,369, 597 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,833 what the heck is X? 598 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,539 [buzz] 599 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,539 - 37. 600 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:57,249 - Correct. And Max's 601 00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:57,249 Trig Monkeys are on the board. 602 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,540 [fake applause] 603 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,540 Next question. 604 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,344 ♪ ♪ 605 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,958 [buzz] 606 00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:13,564 ♪ ♪ 607 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,055 [ding] 608 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,055 [buzz] 609 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:25,070 ♪ ♪ 610 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,439 Oh, yeah, a tie. 611 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,986 Ah, love a tie. 612 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,408 Now, who can tell me-- 613 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,777 what is the surface 614 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,777 of a sphere, 615 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:35,695 whose circumference 616 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:35,695 is 6 centimeters? 617 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,825 [buzz] 618 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,172 - Wait. I-I didn't mean 619 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,172 to hit the buzzer. 620 00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,377 My hand must've slipped. 621 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,668 - Oh, sorry. 622 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,668 A false buzzer means 623 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,592 that the question 624 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,592 goes to the opposing team. 625 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:51,852 - Uh, Mr. Pines, 626 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:51,852 that was a super question. 627 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,716 And Ashley didn't 628 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,716 have the powers to answer it, 629 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:58,274 because she gets shy 630 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:58,274 in public. 631 00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,019 - Yeah, I have no idea 632 00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,019 what you're saying. 633 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,310 - [sighs] 634 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,524 - Trig Monkeys, still waiting 635 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,524 on that answer. 636 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,914 Okay, looks like that question 637 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,914 stumped everyone. 638 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,990 So, let's move on 639 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,990 to the next question. 640 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,745 Who can solve Arithmo Tick's 641 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,745 equation? 642 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,710 [buzz] 643 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,381 - I got it. 644 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,381 The answer is-- 645 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,249 Mmm. Mmm. 646 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,836 [murmuring] 647 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:34,094 - Ooh, I'm sorry, 648 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:34,094 those aren't words. 649 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,056 - Uh, you know what? 650 00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,386 Maybe the stress 651 00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,386 is getting to you kids. 652 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,771 Let's take a five, 653 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,771 and then we can settle this 654 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,519 with a sudden death 655 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,519 tiebreaker round. 656 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,562 [menacing music] 657 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:49,025 ♪ ♪ 658 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,028 I'm sorry. 659 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,028 My button's stuck. 660 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,820 [chuckles] 661 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,820 I tested this all weekend. 662 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,077 - Okay, kids, 663 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,537 this is the only place 664 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,537 we haven't looked. 665 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,748 The paper thief 666 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,748 must be down here. 667 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,418 - I'm scared. 668 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,418 Don't worry, honey. 669 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:07,087 I have tangoed with plenty 670 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:07,087 of supervillains in my day. 671 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:09,047 - Yeah, but you're old now. 672 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:16,547 - Just follow 673 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:16,547 the newspapers to-- 674 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,976 - Dr. Colosso? 675 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,268 - You've been stealing 676 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,268 Dad's newspaper? 677 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:25,401 But why? 678 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,438 - Number one, to read. 679 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,111 Number two, number two. 680 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,355 - My former archnemesis, 681 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,355 I should've known. 682 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,026 - You may have turned me 683 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,026 into a rabbit, 684 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:40,445 but I'm still 685 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:40,445 a bad, bad bunny. 686 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,544 - No you're just 687 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,544 a cute little bunny. 688 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,660 - Yes, you are. 689 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,660 - Yes, you are. 690 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,206 - Ooh. Little-- 691 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,539 - Stop it, stop it. 692 00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,539 Stop it! 693 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,745 - All right. 694 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,745 I'll tell you what. 695 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,046 We'll stop teasing you if you 696 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,046 give me that sports section. 697 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:55,340 - As soon as 698 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:55,340 I'm done with it. 699 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,934 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 700 00:18:57,971 --> 00:18:59,561 Mmm. 701 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:02,057 Okay. I'm done. 702 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:04,980 All: Ugh. 703 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,059 - All right, guys, 704 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,059 last one, tiebreaker. 705 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,900 - Max, you're gonna 706 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,900 get us in trouble 707 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,073 for exposing our powers. 708 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,071 - I'll stop when you stop. 709 00:19:13,111 --> 00:19:15,071 - No, you won't. 710 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,363 - No, I won't. 711 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,865 Look, I was just gonna 712 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,865 nap in this class, 713 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,488 until you said I wouldn't 714 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,488 be able to handle it. 715 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,334 - Well, I'm sorry I said 716 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,334 you couldn't cut it here. 717 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,869 Obviously, you're 718 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:23,869 great at math. 719 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,213 - Thank you. 720 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,213 - But you've also managed 721 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,667 to ruin this class for me. 722 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,877 - This class? 723 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,877 With those "nerdios" 724 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:32,508 and that freaky tick? 725 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,716 - Look, maybe you 726 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,716 don't like school, but I do. 727 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,678 Max, you have a lair, 728 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,678 where you 729 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,048 work on rockets 730 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,048 and crazy inventions. 731 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,266 I have school, where I have 732 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,266 clubs and friends. 733 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,387 This is my lair. 734 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,731 [epic music] 735 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,533 - And that sound means 736 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,533 it's time 737 00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,486 for the sudden death round. 738 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,898 Now this question 739 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:56,898 can only be answered 740 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,526 by the team captains. 741 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:01,082 Now, you get it right, 742 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:01,082 you win. 743 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,117 Get it wrong, you die. 744 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,661 - [gasps] 745 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,661 - [chuckles] 746 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,794 I'm just kidding. 747 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,794 You just lose. 748 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:09,250 That's all that happens. 749 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:13,341 Now, Max and Phoebe, 750 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:13,341 for all the marbles, 751 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,709 who can tell me... 752 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,545 [timer ticking] 753 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,680 How many Newtons of thrust 754 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,680 does it take 755 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,548 for a standard 756 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,548 30-kilogram rocket 757 00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:23,064 to achieve escape velocity? 758 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,677 [buzz] 759 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,984 Max? 760 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,984 - You know this. 761 00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,148 - It's perfect. 762 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,227 - Huh? 763 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,227 Hey, Tick is ticking. 764 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:36,612 - The answer is 11-- 765 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:40,532 11-- 766 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,623 Eleventy-seven? 767 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,159 - Eleven-- 768 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,159 [stammering] 769 00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:46,453 That's not even a thing. 770 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,245 Which--which means that 771 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,288 the Algebrats 772 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,288 are the winners. 773 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,422 [cheers and applause] 774 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:55,209 [upbeat music] 775 00:20:55,254 --> 00:21:05,774 ♪ ♪ 776 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,765 - Hey, Max. 777 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,765 - Hey. 778 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,395 - I just wanna say that 779 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,395 I know 780 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,493 you got that last question 781 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,493 wrong on purpose. 782 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,908 - No, I didn't. 783 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,908 - Yes, you did. 784 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,947 - Fine, I did, 785 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,947 but only so I could 786 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,620 get out of your class 787 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,620 of nerdlings, 788 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,158 and back to my old one-- 789 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,122 numbers and stuff. 790 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,332 - Well, it was still 791 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:30,332 a really nice thing to do. 792 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,712 - Whatever. It's not like 793 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,712 you knew the answer anyway. 794 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,420 - Yes, did. 795 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,420 - No, you didn't. 796 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,590 - Ugh. I knew you would 797 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,590 ruin this moment. 798 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,129 And don't say, 799 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,129 "No, you didn't," 800 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,802 because you will regret it. 801 00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:41,881 - No, you didn't. 802 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,336 That's it. 803 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,336 Hit it, guys. 804 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,885 [upbeat music] 805 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:55,691 ♪ ♪ 806 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:01,784 [sneezes] 807 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:06,741 ♪ ♪ 43169

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