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[news anchor on radio]
The news never ends.
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This is 1080 GCR.
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You get all the news you need,
all day long.
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Good morning.
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It's 42 degrees at 10:30 on
this Thursday, October 15th.
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I'm Stan I. Brooks,
and here's what's happening.
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It's day 18
of the garbage strike,
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with 10,000 tons of garbage
piling up every day.
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Even the nicest sections
of the city
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are looking like slums.
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Health Commissioner
Edward O'Rourke is
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declaring a city-wide
state of emergency
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for the first time in decades.
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[O'Rourke] There's no need to
wait until somebody dies
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or comes down
with typhoid fever.
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It's already
a serious situation.
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[news anchor]
It's something that affects
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almost everyone in the city,
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no matter who they are
or where they live.
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[man 1 ] You can't go down
no one avenue
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without seeing nothing
but garbage and rats.
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[man 2] It's starting to
affect my business
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when customers can't get in here
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because of
the garbage situation.
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[woman 1 ] I'm not out that long
to smell it,
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but I think to look at it,
it's terrible.
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[man 3]
It don't affect me except
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for the very bad smell here.
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It's horrific.
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[woman 2] It's a mess.
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I've been in this country
for 50 years,
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and I've never seen
anything like it.
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What is this world coming to?
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[man 4] Put 'em in a room,
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let 'em sit there and talk
until they get it over with.
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24 hours, 48 hours,
how long it takes.
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[man 5] The idea of
the National Guard moving in
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and cleaning up is a good idea.
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[news anchor] In other news,
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the building industry
and landlords today
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expressed concern
over the latest
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increase in heating oil prices.
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Renters in the metro area
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are certain to feel the pinch...
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[grunts sadly]
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[upbeat music playing on piano]
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[people chattering and yelling]
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[car horns honking]
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[boy 1 ] Yo, what's up
with your shoes, bro?
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[boy 2] Nice outfit, pal.
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[boy 1 ] If you're gonna be
a clown, at least you could be
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a good one.
You know that, right?
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- [Arthur] Hey! Hey!
- [boy 3] Grab it!
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[boy 4] Go, go, go!
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[Arthur] Hey!
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[boy 2] He's coming!
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Come on, clown, let's go!
We've got the sign.
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- [boy 2] Look at him running.
- [boy 1 ] Let's go!
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Stop them!
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[boy 1 ] Go, go, go, go!
Watch the car, watch the car!
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- [horns honking]
- [laughs mockingly]
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[boy 1 ] Where's your sign,
clown?
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- [driver] Hey!
- [yelps]
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[horns honking]
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[panting]
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[boy 1 ] Go, clown! Come on!
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Stop them!
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[boys shouting]
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Go! Come on!
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[Arthur] Stop them!
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Come on, run!
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Hey!
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You fucking...
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[continues panting]
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- [groans]
- [boy 2] Oh, shit! Good hit.
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[boy 1 ] Come on!
Beat his ass up.
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Come on! This guy's weak.
He can't do nothing.
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Harder! Harder!
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Beat him up. Take his stuff.
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Let's go, let's go!
Come on. Let's go!
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[breathing heavily]
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[groans]
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[labored breathing]
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[strained laughing]
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[clears throat]
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[continues laughing]
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Ha!
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[chuckling]
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[laughing]
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[wheezes]
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[grunts]
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[laughing]
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[wheezes]
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[clears throat]
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[laughing tearfully]
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[Arthur chuckles]
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[Arthur sniffles]
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Is it just me,
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or is it getting crazier
out there?
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- It is certainly tense.
- Hmm.
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People are upset.
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They're struggling.
Looking for work.
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These are tough times.
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[exhales]
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How about you?
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Have you been keeping up
with your journal?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Great.
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Did you bring it with you?
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Arthur.
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Last time, I asked you
to bring your journal
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with you for these appointments.
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Can I see it?
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I've been using it as a journal,
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but also as a joke diary.
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Funny thoughts or observations.
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I think I told you
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I'm pursuing a career
in stand-up comedy.
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No, you didn't.
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I think I did.
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"I just hope my death makes
more sense than my life."
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[laughs]
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How does it feel to
have to come here?
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Does it help to
have someone to talk to?
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I think I felt better
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when I was locked up
in the hospital.
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And have you thought more about
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why you were locked up?
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[head thudding]
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Who knows?
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I was wondering
if you could ask the doctor
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to increase my medication.
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Arthur, you're on
seven different medications.
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Surely,
they must be doing something.
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I just don't want to
feel so bad anymore.
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[gasps]
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[laughing]
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Would you please
stop bothering my kid?
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I wasn't bothering him.
I was...
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Just stop.
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[Arthur laughing]
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What? You think that's funny?
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[continues laughing]
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[gagging]
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I'm sorry. I have a...
[laughing]
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I'm sorry.
[continues laughing]
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[woman exhales]
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[Arthur continues laughing]
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[music playing]
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[exhales]
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[Penny] Happy,
did you check the mail
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before you came up?
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Yeah, Mom.
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Nothing.
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[news anchor 1 on TV]
And finally, tonight,
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just when you thought
it couldn't get any worse,
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authorities are saying
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the city is under siege
by scores of rats.
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And not just any rats,
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but super rats,
who are hard to kill.
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He must not be
getting my letters.
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Yeah.
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It's Thomas Wayne, Mom.
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He's a busy man.
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Please. I worked
for that family for years.
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The least he could do
is write back.
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Here.
Don't get all worked up. Eat.
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You need to eat.
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You need to eat.
Look how skinny you are.
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[clears throat]
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[news anchor 1 ] Both victims
were taken to Gotham General.
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[news anchor 2] Sounds like
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the city needs to
find the Pied Piper.
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He'll make a great mayor.
Everybody says so.
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Oh, yeah. Everybody who?
Who do you talk to?
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Well, everybody on the news.
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He's the only one
who could save the city.
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He owes it to us.
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- [theme music playing]
- Come sit. It's starting.
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Yay, Murray.
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[announcer on TV] From
NCB Studios in Gotham City,
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it's Live with Murray Franklin!
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Tonight, Murray welcomes
Sandra Winger...
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Oh, Sandra Winger's on.
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And the piano stylings
of Yeldon and Chantel.
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Joining Murray, as always,
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Ellis Drane
and his jazz orchestra.
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And now, without further ado,
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Murray Franklin.
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- [upbeat jazz music playing]
- [audience cheering]
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- [music ends]
- [audience cheering loudly]
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- Thank you.
- [Arthur cheering]
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Thank you.
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We got a great-looking
audience tonight.
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Yeah!
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Wow. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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So, everybody's heard
about the super rats that
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- are in Gotham now, right?
- [audience] Yeah.
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Well, today, the mayor said
he has a solution.
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You ready for this?
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Super cats.
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[all laughing]
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But in all seriousness,
I mean, these rats are...
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[Arthur] I love you, Murray!
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[audience chuckling]
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I love you, too.
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[all laughing]
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Hey, Bobby,
would you put the lights on?
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Who is that?
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Was that you?
You wanna stand up, please?
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Stand up for me.
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Go ahead.
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What's your name?
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Hi, Murray. Arthur.
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- Arthur?
- My name's Arthur.
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Oh, okay. Well, there's
something special about you,
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Arthur, I could tell.
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Where are you from?
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I live right here in the city
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- with my [stammers] mother.
- [audience laughing]
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[Murray] Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
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There's nothing funny
about that.
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I lived with my mother before
I made it. Just me and her.
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I'm that kid whose father went
out for a pack of cigarettes,
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and he never came back.
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[audience] Aww.
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[Arthur] I know
what that's like, Murray.
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I've been the man of the house
for as long as I can remember.
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I take good care of my mother.
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All that sacrifice,
she must love you very much.
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She does.
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She always tells me to smile
and put on a happy face.
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She says I was put here
to spread joy and laughter.
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[audience] Aww.
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Wow.
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I like that. I like that
a lot. Come on down.
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Come on. For that,
you gotta come down.
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- [audience cheering]
- Come on! Come on.
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[upbeat jazz music playing]
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Come on.
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[audience cheering loudly]
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Okay, we got a big show
tonight. Stay tuned.
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We'll be right back.
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That was great, Arthur.
Thank you.
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I mean, I loved hearing
what you had to say.
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It made my day.
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Thanks, Murray.
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You see all this,
the lights, the show,
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the audience, all that stuff?
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I'd give it all up
in a heartbeat
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to have a kid like you.
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[stretching shoe]
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- [indistinct chattering]
- [music playing on radio]
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[sighs]
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- [Randall] What's up, ladies?
- Hey, Randall. What's up?
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Another day in chuckle town.
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[man] Yup.
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You okay?
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I heard about
the beatdown you took.
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Fucking savages.
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00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,716
It was just a bunch of kids.
I should have left it alone.
263
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,842
No.
264
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,344
They'll take everything
from you if you do that.
265
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,846
All the crazy shit out there.
266
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,098
- They're animals.
- [chuckles]
267
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:20,896
You know what?
268
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,152
Here.
269
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,071
What is it?
270
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,615
Take it.
271
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,617
It's for you.
272
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:37,996
[chuckling]
273
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,040
[Randall] You gotta
protect yourself out there.
274
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,292
Otherwise,
you're gonna get fucked.
275
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,086
Randall,
276
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,174
I'm not supposed to have a gun.
277
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,177
Don't sweat it, Art.
278
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,221
No one has to know.
279
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,723
And you can pay me back
some other time.
280
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,099
You know you're my boy.
281
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,227
[laughing]
282
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,311
[Gary] Arthur,
283
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,438
Hoyt wants to
see you in his office.
284
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,691
Hey, Gary. You know
what I've always wondered?
285
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,984
No idea.
286
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,986
Do you people call it
miniature golf
287
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,530
or is it just golf to you?
288
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:13,782
[Randall and Arthur laughing]
289
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,286
[man] Punch him in the dick,
Gary.
290
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,915
[laughing]
291
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,888
Hello, Hoyt.
292
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,558
Gary said you wanted to see me.
293
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,644
How's the comedy career?
Are you a famous stand-up yet?
294
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:43,770
Not quite.
295
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,064
Just been
working on my material.
296
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,149
No, don't sit.
This'll be quick.
297
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,818
Look, I like you, Arthur.
298
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,403
You know, a lot of the guys,
299
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,127
they think you're a freak,
but I like you.
300
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,657
I don't even know
why I like you.
301
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,951
But I got another complaint.
302
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,454
It's starting to piss me off.
Kenny's Music.
303
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,456
The guy said you disappeared.
304
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,000
Never even returned his sign.
305
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:07,669
Because I got jumped.
306
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,754
Didn't you hear?
307
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,673
For a sign?
308
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,009
That's bullshit.
It doesn't even make sense.
309
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,136
Just get him his sign back.
310
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,680
He's going out of business,
for God's sake, Arthur.
311
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,640
Why would I keep his sign?
312
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,560
How the fuck do I know?
Why does anybody do anything?
313
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,855
If you don't return the sign,
314
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,065
I gotta take it
out of your paycheck.
315
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,276
Are we clear?
316
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,572
Listen, I'm trying to help you.
317
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,699
Okay? And I'll tell you
something else.
318
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,242
The other guys,
319
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,167
they don't feel comfortable
around you, Arthur,
320
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,204
because people
think you're weird.
321
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,207
Okay? And I can't
have that around me.
322
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,709
[Hoyt continues indistinctly]
323
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,049
[grunting]
324
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:28,875
[elevator bell dings]
325
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,587
[jabbing buttons]
326
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,050
[Sophie] Wait, wait, wait.
327
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,218
Wait.
328
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:42,597
Thank you.
329
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,493
[GiGi giggles]
330
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,205
This building is so awful,
isn't it?
331
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,543
This building is so awful,
right, Mommy?
332
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,129
Yes, we can hear you, GiGi.
333
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:16,631
It's so awful, Mommy.
334
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,258
[imitates gunshot]
335
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,342
Right, Mommy?
336
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,223
[elevator bell dings]
337
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,810
- Good night.
- [GiGi] This building's
338
00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,163
- so awful, isn't it?
- Mmm-hmm.
339
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,313
- [baby crying]
- [man shouting]
340
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,651
Hey.
341
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,446
[imitates gunshot]
342
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,367
Come on.
343
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,125
[upbeat music playing]
344
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,127
[door closes]
345
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:57,964
The moon is a silver dollar
346
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,050
Shining up in the sky
347
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,678
That's the dream we can buy...
348
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,083
- [Arthur] Look up.
- [Penny] Mmm.
349
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,223
Maybe the mailman's
throwing them away.
350
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,268
Mom, why are these letters
so important to you?
351
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,467
What do you think he's gonna do?
352
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:13,897
He's gonna help us.
353
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:18,985
But you worked for him,
what, 30 years ago?
354
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,029
Why would he help us?
355
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,782
Because Thomas Wayne
is a good man.
356
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,243
If he knew how we were living,
357
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:30,872
if he saw this place,
it would make him sick.
358
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,918
I can't explain it to you
any better than that.
359
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,671
I don't want you worrying
about money, Mom.
360
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,132
Or me.
361
00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:42,759
Everybody's telling me
362
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,470
that my stand-up's
ready for the big clubs.
363
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,265
But, Happy, what makes you
think you could do that?
364
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:51,476
- What do you mean?
- I mean...
365
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,938
Don't you have to be funny
to be a comedian?
366
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,775
[men on TV singing]
367
00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,951
[men vocalizing]
368
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,761
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
369
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,180
The world is in a mess
370
00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,558
With politics and taxes
And people grinding axes
371
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:32,809
There's no happiness
372
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:33,893
[Arthur imitates gunshot]
373
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,354
Happiness is not a riddle
374
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:39,232
When I'm listening to that
Big bass fiddle
375
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,109
[men vocalizing]
376
00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,579
Slap that bass
Slap it till its dizzy
377
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,998
Slap that bass
Keep the rhythm busy
378
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,876
Zoom, zoom, zoom
Misery, you've got to go...
379
00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:59,836
Hey, what's your name?
380
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,046
Arthur.
381
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:06,301
Hey, Arthur,
you're a really good dancer.
382
00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:08,136
I know.
383
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,930
You know who's not?
Him.
384
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:15,894
[increases volume]
385
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,479
[Penny] Happy, what was that?
Are you okay?
386
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:19,689
[Arthur] Mom, what?
387
00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:21,983
[Penny] That noise!
Did you hear that noise?
388
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,402
I'm watching an old war movie!
389
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,070
[Penny] Turn it down!
390
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,572
- Um...
- [men continue singing]
391
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,120
Sorry, Mom.
392
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,205
[children chattering]
393
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,630
[indistinct conversation]
394
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:47,967
You good?
395
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,173
[indistinct conversation]
396
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:41,138
[car horn honks]
397
00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:53,908
[audience laughing]
398
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,870
It's nice to see these couples
out at my show.
399
00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,040
I have a wife.
We love to role-play.
400
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,835
- [audience] Ooh!
- Yes, yes, very sexy.
401
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,503
My favorite one right now is
402
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:08,631
professor and senior
who really needs
403
00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:10,049
to pass my class to graduate.
404
00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,134
[audience laughing]
405
00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:12,468
- Yes.
- [audience whooping]
406
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,304
So, I'll tell you how I operate.
407
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,597
I'm a professor at
408
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,201
a prestigious
New England university...
409
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,475
[Arthur laughing]
410
00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:23,604
And my wife is a senior
in my "Intro To Western Civ."
411
00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,189
[audience laughing]
412
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:26,816
I know. I know.
413
00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:30,153
Why is she a senior in the
intro? I didn't buy it either.
414
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,114
So, she comes to me
during my office hours.
415
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,198
[Arthur laughing]
416
00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:35,883
It's Monday and Wednesday,
three to five.
417
00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:38,244
She says,
"Excuse me, Professor Lewis."
418
00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:40,329
I can't use my real last name
at this college
419
00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,040
'cause they don't hire Jews.
420
00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:43,791
[audience laughing]
421
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,126
It's something I'll address
422
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,836
once I have tenure,
but for now...
423
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,172
She says,
"Excuse me, Professor Lewis,
424
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:50,567
I think I might be
in danger of failing
425
00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:51,799
your 'Intro to Western Civ, '
426
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,092
and I just want you to know
427
00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:54,927
I'm willing to do
anything to pass."
428
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:59,140
And I said, "Anything?"
And she said... [moans]
429
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:51,692
[Arthur chuckles]
430
00:26:58,826 --> 00:26:59,951
[doorbell buzzing]
431
00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:07,917
- [Arthur] Oh, hey.
- Hey.
432
00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:10,461
Were you following me today?
433
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,758
Yeah.
434
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,470
I thought that was you.
435
00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,723
I was hoping you'd come in
and rob the place.
436
00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,310
I have a gun.
437
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,104
I could come by tomorrow.
438
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:30,439
[chuckles]
439
00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,025
You're so funny, Arthur.
440
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:36,571
Yeah.
441
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,240
You know, I do stand-up comedy.
442
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,160
You should maybe
come see a show sometime.
443
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:44,203
I could do that.
444
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:45,496
Yeah?
445
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,456
Yeah. You'll let me know when?
446
00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:48,624
Yeah.
447
00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,758
[man singing] If you're happy
and you know it
448
00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:59,010
Wiggle your ears
449
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:00,094
[chorus] Wiggle your ears
450
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,388
[all] If you're happy
and you know it
451
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,724
Wiggle your ears
452
00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:07,143
If you're happy and you know it
453
00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:09,312
And you really want to show it
454
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:11,480
If you're happy and you know it
455
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:12,690
Wiggle your ears
456
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:16,068
If you're happy and you know it
457
00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:18,613
Stomp your feet
458
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,698
If you're happy and you know it
459
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:23,075
Stomp your feet
460
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:25,453
If you're happy and you know it
461
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,663
And you really want to show it
462
00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:29,957
If you're happy and you know it
463
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,292
Stomp your feet
464
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,170
If you're happy and you know it
465
00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:35,671
- [Arthur yelps]
- Shout "hurray"
466
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,006
Shout "hurray"
467
00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:39,091
If you're happy and you know it
468
00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:40,593
Shout "hurray"
469
00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:41,821
- Shout "hurray"
- [child giggles]
470
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,304
If you're happy and you know it
471
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,068
- [Arthur giggles]
- And you really want to
472
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,185
Hoyt, please, I love this job.
473
00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:51,562
Arthur, I need to know why
474
00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,773
you brought a gun
into a kids' hospital.
475
00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:56,901
It's a prop.
It's part of my act now.
476
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,903
That's bullshit. Bullshit.
477
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,155
What kind of clown
carries a fucking gun?
478
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,282
Besides, Randall told me
479
00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:06,327
you tried to buy a .38
off him last week.
480
00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:07,536
Randall told you that?
481
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:10,831
You're a fuck-up, Arthur,
and a liar.
482
00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:12,079
- You're fired!
- [hangs up]
483
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:16,462
[dial tone droning]
484
00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:39,462
[announcer on PA]
Jefferson Street.
485
00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:40,987
Next stop, Ninth Ave.
486
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:45,426
[man 1 ] I'm telling you,
she wanted my number.
487
00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:46,575
We should've just stayed.
488
00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:49,412
[man 2] You're dreaming, man.
She wasn't interested at all.
489
00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:51,933
[man 1 ] Are you nuts? Did you
see how close we were dancing?
490
00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,040
She was in love.
491
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,728
She couldn't wait to
get away from you.
492
00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:57,169
Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy?
Tell him what you saw.
493
00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:01,836
[slurring drunkenly] Hey,
you want some French fries?
494
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,886
Hello?
495
00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:08,347
Talking to you. Hey.
496
00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:10,057
[woman] No, thank you.
497
00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:12,059
[men laughing]
498
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,270
You sure?
499
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,273
They're real good.
500
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:22,862
Don't ignore him.
He's being nice to you.
501
00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,239
Whoo...
502
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:26,824
[men laughing]
503
00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:30,077
[chuckles]
504
00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:32,872
[laughing continues]
505
00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,206
[Arthur laughing]
506
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,474
Is something funny, asshole?
507
00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:53,893
[gasping]
508
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,603
[continues laughing]
509
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,063
- Bitch!
- [all jeer]
510
00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,151
[men snickering]
511
00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:06,822
[singing] Isn't it rich?
512
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,117
- Are we a pair?
- [men laughing]
513
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:15,247
Me here at last on the ground
514
00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:18,417
And you in mid-air
515
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:21,587
Send in the clowns
516
00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:23,881
[Arthur continues laughing]
517
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,510
Isn't it bliss?
518
00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,971
Don't you approve?
519
00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:34,141
One who keeps tearing around
520
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:37,144
And one who can't move
521
00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:40,481
Where are the clowns?
522
00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:44,360
There ought to be clowns
523
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,404
[both laughing]
524
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:57,039
So, buddy, tell us,
what's so fucking funny?
525
00:31:57,207 --> 00:31:58,833
Nothing. [laughing]
526
00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:04,171
I have... I have a condition.
527
00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:06,841
I'll tell you what you have,
you asshole.
528
00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,050
[men] Whoa!
529
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:11,929
[Arthur] Please, stop!
530
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,932
[groans] We got a kicker, huh?
531
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,892
Hey, hold him steady.
Hold him steady.
532
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,063
Stay down, freak!
533
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:23,441
[men grunting and laughing]
534
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:32,074
[gunshot]
535
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,412
[screaming]
536
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,459
Hey! [continues screaming]
537
00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:45,337
[breathing heavily]
538
00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:03,272
[man continues screaming]
539
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,084
[announcer on PA]
Ninth Avenue.
540
00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,275
Next stop, Hunter's Point.
541
00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:07,776
Hey!
542
00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:15,659
Stand clear of
the closing doors.
543
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:18,871
[man yelping]
544
00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:30,257
[groans]
545
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:32,635
[man whimpering]
546
00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:34,803
[breathing heavily]
547
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:38,974
[man screams]
548
00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:42,144
[gun clicking]
549
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:50,236
[panting]
550
00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:55,199
- [ears ringing loudly]
- Shit. Shit.
551
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,530
[panting]
552
00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:15,714
[elevator bell dings]
553
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,666
[man 1 ] I read it was
a guy in full makeup.
554
00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:53,293
[man 2] No, it says right here
it was a mask.
555
00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:55,587
[man 1 ] Either way, I think
it's good for business.
556
00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:58,090
They got clowns on the front
of every newspaper.
557
00:36:58,258 --> 00:36:59,466
Big man, what's the good word?
558
00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:00,634
[Gary] Hey.
559
00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,095
["My Name Is Carnival"
playing on radio]
560
00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:05,973
Hey, Arthur,
I heard what happened.
561
00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,433
Sorry, mate.
562
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,600
[Randall] Yeah.
563
00:37:09,269 --> 00:37:10,519
It doesn't seem fair,
564
00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:12,563
getting fired like that.
565
00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:14,857
Did you really bring a gun
566
00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:16,358
to the children's hospital,
Artie?
567
00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:18,902
What the fuck
would you do that for?
568
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,506
Is that part of
your new act, Arthur?
569
00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:21,632
If your dancing
doesn't do the trick,
570
00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:22,925
you're just gonna
shoot yourself?
571
00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:23,949
[men laughing]
572
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,701
Why don't you
ask Randall about it?
573
00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:27,828
It was his gun.
574
00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:29,849
- [Randall] What?
- I still owe you for that,
575
00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:30,914
don't I?
576
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,833
What the fuck
are you talking about?
577
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:35,169
Stop talking
out of your ass, Art.
578
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,253
[honking horn]
579
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,675
[Arthur gasps] Oh, no!
580
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,137
I forgot to punch out.
581
00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:49,808
[laughing]
582
00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:51,518
["My Name Is Carnival"
continues playing]
583
00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,604
And turns to sorrow
584
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,984
King of all Hear me call
585
00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:04,698
Hear my name Carnival
586
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,711
[Chuck on TV] And as our city
tries to make sense
587
00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:21,340
of the brutal triple murder
on the subway last week,
588
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,008
we're joined by Thomas Wayne.
589
00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:25,427
Happy, look,
Thomas Wayne's on TV.
590
00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:26,762
Yes, Mother.
591
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,324
[Thomas] Thanks for
having me on, Chuck.
592
00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:29,640
[Penny]
They're asking him about
593
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:31,183
those horrible subway murders.
594
00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:32,631
[Chuck] Thank you, Thomas.
I know
595
00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:34,436
this is a difficult time
for you.
596
00:38:34,604 --> 00:38:36,271
Why him?
597
00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:38,315
Looks like he's gained weight.
598
00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,563
[Thomas] Yes, all three worked
for Wayne Investments.
599
00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:42,569
Good, decent, educated.
600
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:45,364
Although I didn't know
any of them personally.
601
00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,492
Like all Wayne employees,
602
00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,869
past and present,
they're family.
603
00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:52,757
Did you hear that?
I told you, we're family.
604
00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:54,266
- [shushing]
- [Chuck] There now seems to be
605
00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:56,542
a groundswell of anti-rich
sentiment in the city.
606
00:38:56,709 --> 00:38:58,877
It's almost as if
our less fortunate residents
607
00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,171
are taking the side
of the killer.
608
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,006
[Thomas] Yes, and it's a shame.
609
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,466
It's one of the reasons why
610
00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:05,831
I'm considering a run for mayor.
611
00:39:06,636 --> 00:39:08,846
Gotham's lost its way.
612
00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,764
What about the eyewitness report
613
00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:13,559
of the suspect being
a man in a clown mask?
614
00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:15,727
[Thomas] Well,
it makes total sense to me.
615
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,135
What kind of coward would do
something that cold-blooded?
616
00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:20,107
Someone who hides behind a mask.
617
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,150
Someone who is envious
618
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:25,654
of those more fortunate
than themselves,
619
00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:29,157
yet they're too scared
to show their own face.
620
00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:32,244
And until those kind of people
change for the better,
621
00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:35,998
those of us who have
made something of our lives
622
00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:38,500
will always look
at those who haven't
623
00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:40,794
as nothing but clowns.
624
00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:42,337
[laughs]
625
00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:44,882
Thomas Wayne, thank you
for coming in this morning.
626
00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:46,049
It's not funny.
627
00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:06,528
[laughs]
628
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:10,032
I heard this song on the radio
the other day,
629
00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:16,872
and the guy was singing
that his name was Carnival.
630
00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:19,124
[social worker] Arthur...
631
00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:20,459
Which is crazy,
632
00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:25,881
because that's
my clown name at work.
633
00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:29,426
And until a little while ago,
634
00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:33,180
it was like nobody ever saw me.
635
00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:37,601
Even I didn't know
if I really existed.
636
00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,395
Arthur, I have
some bad news for you.
637
00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:45,150
You don't listen, do you?
638
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:50,822
I don't think
you ever really hear me.
639
00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:54,701
You just ask
the same questions every week.
640
00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:58,163
"How's your job? Are you
having any negative thoughts?"
641
00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:02,918
All I have are
negative thoughts,
642
00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,921
but you don't listen anyway.
643
00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:09,466
I said, for my whole life,
644
00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:12,844
I didn't know
if I even really existed.
645
00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,764
But I do.
646
00:41:17,225 --> 00:41:21,144
And people are
starting to notice.
647
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,648
They've cut our funding.
648
00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:26,483
We're closing down
our offices next week.
649
00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:30,112
The city has cut funding
across the board.
650
00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:32,155
Social Services is part of that.
651
00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:34,366
This is the last time
we'll be meeting.
652
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:36,493
Okay.
653
00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:42,787
They don't give a shit
about people like you, Arthur.
654
00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:46,378
And they really
don't give a shit
655
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,422
about people like me, either.
656
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:53,010
Fuck.
657
00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:03,729
How am I supposed to
get my medication now?
658
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:08,316
Who do I talk to?
659
00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:12,571
I'm sorry, Arthur.
660
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:18,910
I think... I think most women
look at sex like buying a car.
661
00:42:19,579 --> 00:42:21,997
You know, like, "Can I see
myself in this long-term?"
662
00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:24,166
"Is it safe?"
663
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,792
"Is it reliable?"
664
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,211
- "Could it kill me?"
- [audience laughing]
665
00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:30,338
Most guys, we look at sex
like parking a car.
666
00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:32,883
We're like, "There's a spot."
667
00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:34,176
"There's another spot.
668
00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:35,487
- "That would work."
- [Arthur exhales deeply]
669
00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:38,013
"Oh, I have to pay?
Never mind."
670
00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:39,598
[audience laughing]
671
00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:42,434
"Handicapped?
I hope no one sees this."
672
00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:43,852
[audience laughing]
673
00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:47,355
All right, that's my time.
Thank you very much, guys.
674
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,774
[audience applauding]
675
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:54,696
[emcee] One more time
for Sam Morril, y'all.
676
00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:57,783
All right, now,
this next comic describes
677
00:42:57,867 --> 00:42:59,993
himself as
a lifelong Gotham resident
678
00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:02,537
who from a young age
was always told
679
00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:03,663
that his purpose in life
680
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:07,834
was to bring laughter and joy
into this cold, dark world.
681
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:09,779
- Um... Okay.
- [audience laughing]
682
00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:12,172
Please help me welcome
Arthur Fleck, y'all.
683
00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:13,298
Arthur Fleck.
684
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:14,674
[audience applauding]
685
00:43:25,394 --> 00:43:26,394
[sighs nervously]
686
00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:30,607
[laughing]
687
00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:36,738
[snorts]
688
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,158
Hello, it's good to be here.
[laughing]
689
00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:51,878
[clears throat]
690
00:43:52,004 --> 00:43:53,630
[coughing]
691
00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:56,800
[laughing]
692
00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:00,804
[gagging]
693
00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:07,894
I hated school when I was a kid.
694
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:09,479
- [microphone feedback]
- [laughing]
695
00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:14,818
[gagging]
696
00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:17,737
[burps]
697
00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:19,739
[breathing heavily]
698
00:44:23,411 --> 00:44:28,206
I hated school as a kid.
[laughing]
699
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,168
My mother would say,
700
00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:32,836
[imitates Penny]
"You should enjoy it.
701
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,963
One day, you'll have to
work for a living."
702
00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:37,674
[normal voice]
"No, I won't, Ma,
703
00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:39,426
I'm gonna be a comedian."
704
00:44:39,552 --> 00:44:40,760
[laughing]
705
00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:49,853
Um...
706
00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:53,190
Here's one.
707
00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:57,527
You know, I was
just thinking the other day,
708
00:44:57,612 --> 00:44:59,571
- why are the rich people...
- ["Smile" playing]
709
00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:07,556
[man singing]
Smile though your heart is aching
710
00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:08,580
[audience laughing]
711
00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:09,915
[audience applauding]
712
00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:15,295
Smile even though it's breaking
713
00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:17,547
[indistinct chattering]
714
00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:23,345
When there are clouds in the sky
You'll get by
715
00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:28,892
If you smile
Through your fear and sorrow
716
00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:34,022
Smile and maybe tomorrow
717
00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:39,986
You'll see the sun
Come shining through for you
718
00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:41,404
You believe that shit?
719
00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:44,241
Fuck 'em.
720
00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:48,912
I think the guy
that did it is a hero.
721
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,916
Three less pricks
in Gotham City,
722
00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:55,293
only a million more to go.
723
00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:56,878
["Smile" continues playing]
724
00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:59,798
You'll get by
725
00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:04,135
That's the time you must keep on trying
726
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:08,890
Smile, what's the use of crying
727
00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:13,520
You'll find that
Life is still worthwhile
728
00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:15,230
[laughing]
729
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:19,651
If you just smile
730
00:46:21,946 --> 00:46:23,488
[TV playing]
731
00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:28,595
[Murray on TV]
And, buddy, as always,
732
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:29,744
thanks for the laughs.
733
00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:31,413
I'm sure we'll see you again.
734
00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:32,789
You know we'll be here, right?
735
00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:34,165
- I hope.
- [audience laughing]
736
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:37,919
Tomorrow night, we have
Diana Hudson, Greg Gordon,
737
00:46:38,087 --> 00:46:40,880
and animal expert, Hugh Little.
738
00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:42,841
Thanks for watching.
739
00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:45,302
Good night, and always remember,
740
00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:46,947
- that's life.
- ["That's Life" playing]
741
00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:48,221
[audience applauding]
742
00:46:51,183 --> 00:46:52,350
[softly] That's life.
743
00:46:57,189 --> 00:47:00,567
Momma, time to wake up
and go to bed.
744
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:01,776
- Hmm? Oh...
- [grunting]
745
00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:05,488
Oh, Happy.
746
00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:09,993
Happy, I wrote a new letter.
747
00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:11,870
Come on, dance with me.
748
00:47:12,872 --> 00:47:15,248
[Penny] For Thomas Wayne.
It's important.
749
00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,333
[Arthur whistles]
750
00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:20,295
[Penny chuckles]
751
00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:23,548
[Arthur humming]
752
00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:25,884
You smell like cologne.
753
00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:28,511
It's 'cause
I just had a big date.
754
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,472
[chuckles] Oh.
755
00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:34,934
Just don't forget to mail it.
756
00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:38,021
[music continues playing]
757
00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:02,481
[announcer] The Murray Franklin
Show is taped live
758
00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:03,880
before a studio audience
759
00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:06,174
in beautiful downtown
Gotham City.
760
00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:10,470
[music ends]
761
00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:11,114
You're gonna kill me. You're
gonna give me a heart attack!
762
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:12,449
Don't give me your...
763
00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:14,451
- [pounding on door]
- [Penny] No. No.
764
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:17,579
I'm not talking to you
until you stop being angry!
765
00:49:17,746 --> 00:49:20,165
Okay.
766
00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:27,005
I'm not angry, Mom.
767
00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:29,507
I'm not angry.
768
00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:30,884
Please.
769
00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:34,679
Mom, is this real?
770
00:49:38,350 --> 00:49:41,561
He's an extraordinary man,
Happy.
771
00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:44,063
He's a very powerful man.
772
00:49:45,608 --> 00:49:47,567
We were in love.
773
00:49:48,444 --> 00:49:50,361
He said it was best that
we not be together
774
00:49:50,446 --> 00:49:52,572
because of appearances.
775
00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:58,411
And I could never
tell anyone because...
776
00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:02,415
Well, I signed some papers.
777
00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:05,877
And besides, you can imagine
778
00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:09,339
what people would say
about Thomas and me.
779
00:50:12,051 --> 00:50:13,426
What they'd say about you.
780
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,557
What would they say, Mom?
781
00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:21,184
[Penny crying]
782
00:50:30,236 --> 00:50:31,694
[train horn blowing]
783
00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:35,758
[humming]
784
00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:02,827
[Arthur continues humming]
785
00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:09,709
[Arthur] Hmm.
786
00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:12,337
[Arthur exhales deeply]
787
00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:21,679
Hmm.
788
00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:28,770
[Arthur laughing]
789
00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:33,316
[whistles]
790
00:52:39,365 --> 00:52:40,573
[Arthur singing]
791
00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:53,836
Hi.
792
00:52:56,799 --> 00:52:58,174
What's your name?
793
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:01,052
I'm Bruce.
794
00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:03,304
Bruce.
795
00:53:05,265 --> 00:53:06,516
I'm Arthur.
796
00:53:28,497 --> 00:53:29,872
That's better.
797
00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:32,375
[Alfred] Bruce! Bruce!
798
00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:35,044
Get away from that man.
799
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,338
It's okay. I'm a good guy.
800
00:53:37,506 --> 00:53:38,756
What are you doing?
Who are you?
801
00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:41,050
I'm here to see Mr. Wayne.
802
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:43,720
Well, you shouldn't be
speaking to his son.
803
00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:46,449
Why did you give him
these flowers?
804
00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:47,682
[Arthur] No, they're not real.
805
00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:51,477
It's magic.
806
00:53:51,937 --> 00:53:53,354
I was just trying to
make him smile.
807
00:53:53,522 --> 00:53:55,356
Well, it's not funny, is it?
808
00:53:56,358 --> 00:53:57,567
Do I need to call the police?
809
00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,152
[Arthur] No. Please.
810
00:54:00,446 --> 00:54:03,656
My mother's name is Penny.
Penny Fleck.
811
00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:05,051
She used to work here years ago.
812
00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:07,160
Can you please tell Mr. Wayne
I need to see him?
813
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:09,787
You are her son.
814
00:54:09,955 --> 00:54:10,955
[Arthur] Yeah.
815
00:54:11,623 --> 00:54:13,332
Did you know her?
816
00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:19,297
[whispers]
I know about the two of them.
817
00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:22,300
She told me everything.
818
00:54:24,178 --> 00:54:25,970
[whispers]
There's nothing to know.
819
00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:28,890
There is no "them."
820
00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:32,018
Your mother was delusional.
821
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:34,020
She was a sick woman.
822
00:54:34,188 --> 00:54:36,230
Don't say that.
823
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:38,816
Just go.
824
00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:39,942
Mmm?
825
00:54:40,068 --> 00:54:42,320
Before you
make a fool of yourself.
826
00:54:43,989 --> 00:54:46,657
Thomas Wayne is my father.
827
00:54:46,742 --> 00:54:47,742
[Alfred laughing]
828
00:54:49,536 --> 00:54:50,953
[Alfred yelping]
829
00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:52,705
He left me.
830
00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:54,332
[Alfred choking]
831
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:56,902
- Let go! Let go!
- [Arthur grunts]
832
00:54:58,128 --> 00:54:59,754
[Alfred continues choking]
833
00:55:06,428 --> 00:55:07,762
[panting]
834
00:55:23,195 --> 00:55:25,029
Keep the respirations above 15.
835
00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:27,365
Slow and steady.
We got some stairs coming up.
836
00:55:28,617 --> 00:55:29,826
Mom?
837
00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:31,661
What happened?
838
00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:33,496
- Who are you?
- I'm her son.
839
00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:35,141
- What happened?
- You can probably help us out inside.
840
00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:36,582
We don't know what happened yet.
841
00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,645
- Hop in the back of the ambulance.
- [paramedic 2] Step.
842
00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:39,979
[paramedic 1 ] One more.
We got one more lift.
843
00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:41,045
[paramedic 2] I'm getting
844
00:55:41,129 --> 00:55:42,357
a little resistance here,
Michael.
845
00:55:42,381 --> 00:55:44,966
[paramedics chattering
indistinctly]
846
00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:46,050
[paramedic 1 ] Lift.
847
00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:52,932
[Arthur] I'm right here.
848
00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:54,517
Excuse me, sir.
849
00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:55,870
Does your mother take
any medications?
850
00:55:55,894 --> 00:55:56,978
- No.
- Excuse me,
851
00:55:57,062 --> 00:55:58,142
- I couldn't hear you.
- No.
852
00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,833
Sir, when was the last time
you spoke to her?
853
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,023
I don't know.
854
00:56:02,526 --> 00:56:03,943
[siren wailing]
855
00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:47,153
[Garrity] Mr. Fleck.
856
00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,489
Sorry to bother you.
I'm Detective Garrity.
857
00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:52,867
This is my partner,
Detective Burke.
858
00:56:53,285 --> 00:56:55,953
We had a few questions for
you, but you weren't home,
859
00:56:57,456 --> 00:56:58,956
so we spoke with your mother.
860
00:57:00,709 --> 00:57:01,709
Oh.
861
00:57:02,878 --> 00:57:04,295
What did you say to her?
862
00:57:04,463 --> 00:57:05,463
Did you do this?
863
00:57:05,631 --> 00:57:06,631
What? No.
864
00:57:06,798 --> 00:57:09,258
No, no, no. We just
asked her some questions,
865
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:10,927
and she got hysterical.
866
00:57:11,094 --> 00:57:12,845
Hyperventilating,
867
00:57:13,013 --> 00:57:14,282
collapsed and
hit her head pretty hard.
868
00:57:14,306 --> 00:57:16,432
Yeah. The doctor said
she had a stroke.
869
00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:18,893
We're sorry to hear about that.
870
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,605
But, like I said, I still have
some questions for you.
871
00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:24,053
They're about
the subway killings
872
00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:25,149
that happened last week.
873
00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:26,609
You've heard about them, right?
874
00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:27,860
Yeah.
875
00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:29,028
It's horrible.
876
00:57:29,196 --> 00:57:30,404
Right.
877
00:57:31,365 --> 00:57:34,492
So, we spoke with your boss
over at Haha's.
878
00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:36,702
He said you were fired
for bringing a gun
879
00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,245
into the children's hospital.
880
00:57:39,748 --> 00:57:41,749
- Is that true, Mr. Fleck?
- It was a prop.
881
00:57:41,917 --> 00:57:43,459
It's part of my act.
882
00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:45,211
I'm a party clown.
883
00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:47,296
All right.
So, why were you fired?
884
00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:49,757
[sighs heavily]
885
00:57:50,592 --> 00:57:53,135
They said I wasn't funny enough.
886
00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,262
Can you imagine that?
887
00:57:55,430 --> 00:57:59,266
If you don't mind, I have to
go take care of my mother.
888
00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:01,686
[Burke] Your boss also
gave us one of your cards.
889
00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:06,232
This condition of yours,
the laughing,
890
00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:08,317
is it real,
891
00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,319
or some sort of clown thing?
892
00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:13,364
- A clown thing?
- Yeah.
893
00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:16,075
I mean, is it part of your act?
894
00:58:18,662 --> 00:58:19,996
What do you think?
895
00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:27,003
[Burke] It's exit only.
896
00:58:51,486 --> 00:58:53,487
She's gonna be okay.
897
00:58:57,951 --> 00:58:59,660
I'm gonna get a coffee.
898
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:01,370
You want one?
899
00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:02,538
Yeah.
900
00:59:13,508 --> 00:59:15,051
[audience laughing on TV]
901
00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:18,637
[Murray] So, the other night,
I told my youngest son Billy,
902
00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:21,265
you know, the new one,
the not-so-bright one.
903
00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:23,601
I told him, "The garbage strike
904
00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:24,935
is still going on, Billy."
905
00:59:25,145 --> 00:59:27,188
And he says, and I'm
not kidding, Billy says,
906
00:59:27,355 --> 00:59:29,315
"So, where are we gonna get
all our garbage from?"
907
00:59:29,524 --> 00:59:31,067
- [laughs]
- [audience laughing]
908
00:59:31,735 --> 00:59:33,152
[audience applauding]
909
00:59:36,698 --> 00:59:39,158
And finally,
in a world where everyone
910
00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:40,576
thinks they could do my job,
911
00:59:40,744 --> 00:59:42,953
we got this video tape
from Pogo's Comedy Club,
912
00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:44,163
right here in Gotham.
913
00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:46,291
Here's a guy who thinks
if you just keep laughing,
914
00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:48,125
it'll somehow make you funny.
915
00:59:48,210 --> 00:59:49,543
Check out this joker.
916
00:59:51,838 --> 00:59:53,339
[laughing]
917
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:56,342
Oh, my God.
918
00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:59,970
[Arthur on TV]
I hated school as a kid.
919
01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:03,891
But my mother would always say,
920
01:00:04,059 --> 01:00:05,643
[imitates Penny]
"You should enjoy it.
921
01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:07,853
One day, you'll have to
work for a living."
922
01:00:08,647 --> 01:00:10,064
[normal voice]
"No, I won't, Ma.
923
01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:11,857
I'm gonna be a comedian."
924
01:00:11,942 --> 01:00:14,610
- [laughing]
- [Arthur laughing on TV]
925
01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,282
[laughs] You shoulda listened
to your mother.
926
01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:22,368
[audience laughing
and applauding]
927
01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:24,120
Hey, one more.
One more, Bobby.
928
01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:26,705
All right, let's see one more.
I love this guy.
929
01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:28,541
[Arthur] It's funny,
930
01:00:29,417 --> 01:00:31,544
when I was a little boy
931
01:00:31,711 --> 01:00:34,547
and told people
I was gonna be a comedian,
932
01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:36,757
everyone laughed at me.
933
01:00:36,925 --> 01:00:39,718
Well, no one's laughing now.
934
01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:42,221
[audience laughing]
935
01:00:43,223 --> 01:00:45,099
You can say that again, pal.
936
01:00:45,267 --> 01:00:46,684
[audience applauding]
937
01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:53,732
All right, we got a great show
for you tonight.
938
01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:57,069
Chuck Conby is here,
actress Joanne Mulligan,
939
01:00:57,237 --> 01:01:01,073
and new music from
Mel Rubin and the Stiffs.
940
01:01:07,038 --> 01:01:09,582
[news anchor] As tensions mount
around the metro area,
941
01:01:09,749 --> 01:01:13,335
Mayor Stokes has pleaded
for cooler heads to prevail.
942
01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:15,087
City services
have been affected,
943
01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:17,256
and some businesses have decided
944
01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:20,134
to remain closed
amid the unrest.
945
01:01:20,302 --> 01:01:22,887
Chuck Stevens filed this report.
946
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:24,282
[Chuck]
The anger and resentment
947
01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:25,741
that's been building
in the city for weeks
948
01:01:25,765 --> 01:01:27,766
seems close to exploding.
949
01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:29,977
Protesters,
many dressed as clowns,
950
01:01:30,061 --> 01:01:31,187
took to the streets today
951
01:01:31,396 --> 01:01:33,189
in one of
several planned demonstrations
952
01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:34,815
taking on the city's elite,
953
01:01:34,983 --> 01:01:36,734
including a massive rally
outside
954
01:01:36,818 --> 01:01:39,236
tomorrow night's
benefit at Wayne Hall.
955
01:01:39,404 --> 01:01:41,048
[reporter 1 ]
What's the point of all this?
956
01:01:41,072 --> 01:01:42,907
[bleep] the rich.
[bleep] Thomas Wayne.
957
01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:44,677
That's what this whole [bleep]
thing is about.
958
01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:46,577
[bleep] the whole system.
959
01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:47,889
[Chuck] Wayne,
who recently announced
960
01:01:47,913 --> 01:01:49,121
he is running for mayor,
961
01:01:49,289 --> 01:01:50,998
will be attending the benefit.
962
01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:53,167
You might remember
it was Thomas Wayne
963
01:01:53,335 --> 01:01:54,710
who first referred to
964
01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:57,588
many of Gotham's residents
as "clowns."
965
01:01:57,756 --> 01:02:00,758
Today, he offered little in
the way of an apology.
966
01:02:00,926 --> 01:02:02,176
Well, what I will say is,
967
01:02:02,260 --> 01:02:03,529
there's something wrong
with those people.
968
01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:04,553
I am here to help them.
969
01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:06,073
I'm gonna
lift them out of poverty,
970
01:02:06,097 --> 01:02:07,514
help make their lives better.
971
01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:08,849
That is why I'm running.
972
01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:11,769
And they may not realize it,
but I'm their only hope.
973
01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:13,479
[protesters shouting]
974
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:30,287
[protesters] Down with Wayne!
Down with Wayne!
975
01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:33,123
Down with Wayne!
Down with Wayne!
976
01:02:35,377 --> 01:02:37,086
[shouting continues]
977
01:02:45,136 --> 01:02:46,512
[policemen shouting]
978
01:03:09,244 --> 01:03:10,744
[lively music playing in cinema]
979
01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:23,424
- [indistinct chattering]
- [audience laughing]
980
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,185
[audience continues laughing]
981
01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:53,746
- [music continues]
- [audience laughing]
982
01:03:59,878 --> 01:04:01,170
[laughing]
983
01:04:41,419 --> 01:04:42,753
[door opens]
984
01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:09,029
[door closes]
985
01:05:13,701 --> 01:05:14,785
Can I help you, pal?
986
01:05:17,038 --> 01:05:18,705
I don't know what to say.
987
01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:20,207
[flushing]
988
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:21,708
[Thomas chuckles]
989
01:05:22,335 --> 01:05:24,545
Do you want an autograph
or something?
990
01:05:24,712 --> 01:05:25,712
No.
991
01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:33,387
My name is Arthur.
992
01:05:34,973 --> 01:05:36,598
Penny Fleck is my mother.
993
01:05:37,976 --> 01:05:38,976
Jesus.
994
01:05:40,061 --> 01:05:41,901
You're the guy that came to
my house yesterday.
995
01:05:43,314 --> 01:05:44,565
- Yes.
- [Thomas laughs]
996
01:05:45,108 --> 01:05:46,984
I'm sorry I just showed up.
997
01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:48,610
But my mother
told me everything,
998
01:05:48,695 --> 01:05:50,362
and I had to talk to you.
999
01:05:50,530 --> 01:05:52,448
Look, pal, I'm not your father.
1000
01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:54,533
[chuckling]
What's wrong with you?
1001
01:05:56,202 --> 01:05:57,744
Look at us.
1002
01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:00,497
I think you are.
1003
01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:01,874
Well, that's impossible
1004
01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:03,709
because you're adopted,
1005
01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,020
and I never slept with
your mother.
1006
01:06:05,044 --> 01:06:06,647
- I wasn't adopted.
- What do you want from me?
1007
01:06:06,671 --> 01:06:08,046
- Money?
- No, I don't...
1008
01:06:08,131 --> 01:06:09,256
I wasn't adopted.
1009
01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:11,216
Jesus. She never told you?
1010
01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,051
Told me what?
1011
01:06:13,178 --> 01:06:14,303
[sighs]
1012
01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:16,365
Your mother adopted you
while she was working for us.
1013
01:06:16,389 --> 01:06:17,598
That's not true.
1014
01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:19,141
Why are you saying that?
1015
01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:20,369
Then she was arrested
and committed
1016
01:06:20,393 --> 01:06:21,560
to Arkham State Hospital,
1017
01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:23,103
when you were just a little boy.
1018
01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:24,396
Why are you saying this?
1019
01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:26,064
I don't need you to
tell me lies.
1020
01:06:26,232 --> 01:06:27,566
I know it seems strange.
1021
01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:29,276
I don't mean to
make you uncomfortable.
1022
01:06:29,444 --> 01:06:31,028
I don't know
why everyone is so rude.
1023
01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:32,404
I don't know why you are.
1024
01:06:32,572 --> 01:06:33,906
I don't want anything from you.
1025
01:06:34,073 --> 01:06:36,450
Maybe a little bit of warmth,
maybe a hug, Dad!
1026
01:06:36,618 --> 01:06:38,619
How about just a little bit
of fucking decency?
1027
01:06:38,786 --> 01:06:40,162
What is it with you people?
1028
01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:42,289
You say that stuff
about my mother.
1029
01:06:42,457 --> 01:06:43,832
She's crazy.
1030
01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:46,001
She's... [laughing]
1031
01:06:53,593 --> 01:06:54,968
You think this is funny?
1032
01:06:56,596 --> 01:06:59,765
Dad, it's me. Come on.
1033
01:07:01,392 --> 01:07:02,392
[groans]
1034
01:07:02,477 --> 01:07:03,644
[Thomas] Touch my son again,
1035
01:07:03,728 --> 01:07:05,168
- I'll fucking kill you.
- [laughing]
1036
01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:11,860
[door closes]
1037
01:07:11,945 --> 01:07:13,320
[phone ringing]
1038
01:07:13,446 --> 01:07:14,863
[Arthur laughing softly]
1039
01:07:23,331 --> 01:07:24,540
[answering machine beeps]
1040
01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:27,834
Hello, Mr. Fleck.
This is Detective Garrity.
1041
01:07:28,002 --> 01:07:30,337
We met the other night
at Gotham General.
1042
01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:32,798
My partner and I had a few
more questions for you.
1043
01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:35,884
We stopped by your apartment
today, but you weren't home.
1044
01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,932
Please give me a call
when you get this message.
1045
01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:39,888
Again, Detective Garrity,
1046
01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:44,059
and my number is 212... 99.
1047
01:07:45,395 --> 01:07:46,395
[answering machine beeps]
1048
01:08:13,798 --> 01:08:15,716
[phone ringing]
1049
01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:26,560
[answering machine beeps]
1050
01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:28,937
[Shirley] This message is
for Arthur Fleck.
1051
01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:30,814
My name is Shirley Woods.
1052
01:08:30,898 --> 01:08:33,066
I work on
The Murray Franklin Show.
1053
01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:34,378
I don't know if you're aware,
1054
01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,002
but Murray played
a clip of your stand-up
1055
01:08:36,029 --> 01:08:37,070
on the show recently,
1056
01:08:37,238 --> 01:08:40,532
and we have gotten an amazing
response from our viewers.
1057
01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:42,909
Murray asked me to give you
a call and see if you're...
1058
01:08:47,332 --> 01:08:48,665
Who is this?
1059
01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:50,459
Oh, hi, this is Shirley Woods.
1060
01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:53,420
I'm the show Booker from
Live with Murray Franklin.
1061
01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:54,630
Is this Arthur?
1062
01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:57,633
Yes.
1063
01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,760
Hi, Arthur.
Well, as I was saying,
1064
01:08:59,844 --> 01:09:01,845
we've gotten a lot of calls
about your clip.
1065
01:09:02,013 --> 01:09:03,722
Amazing responses.
1066
01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:06,183
And Murray asked
if I would reach out to you
1067
01:09:06,267 --> 01:09:07,893
to see if you would
come on as his guest.
1068
01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:16,318
Murray wants me
on The Murray Franklin Show?
1069
01:09:16,486 --> 01:09:18,070
Yeah. Isn't that great?
1070
01:09:18,237 --> 01:09:21,114
He'd love to talk to you,
maybe do some of your act?
1071
01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:24,284
That sound good to you?
1072
01:09:28,623 --> 01:09:30,666
Yeah, that sounds great.
1073
01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:32,668
Can we set up a date right now?
1074
01:09:32,752 --> 01:09:34,461
Are you available next Thursday?
1075
01:10:07,453 --> 01:10:08,787
[inaudible]
1076
01:10:16,337 --> 01:10:18,171
[indistinct announcement on PA]
1077
01:10:27,181 --> 01:10:28,181
[clerk] Hey.
1078
01:10:29,016 --> 01:10:31,977
[sighs] Man,
I'm sorry about that, my man.
1079
01:10:32,145 --> 01:10:34,415
All records 10 years or older,
they store in the basement,
1080
01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:37,441
and you're talking about
something 30 years ago, so...
1081
01:10:38,818 --> 01:10:40,777
Can I ask you a question?
1082
01:10:40,945 --> 01:10:42,154
Sure.
1083
01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:46,658
How does someone
wind up in here?
1084
01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:51,246
Have they all, all the people
committed crimes?
1085
01:10:51,873 --> 01:10:53,540
Well, yeah, some have.
1086
01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:56,585
You know, some are just crazy.
1087
01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:59,212
Pose dangers to
themselves and others.
1088
01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:00,964
Some just got
nowhere else to go.
1089
01:11:01,048 --> 01:11:03,133
Don't know what to do, you know?
1090
01:11:03,301 --> 01:11:06,970
- Yeah. I hear you, brother.
- Hmm.
1091
01:11:07,054 --> 01:11:09,890
Sometimes,
I don't know what to do.
1092
01:11:11,434 --> 01:11:14,102
Last time, I ended up taking
it out on some people.
1093
01:11:15,563 --> 01:11:19,191
I thought it was gonna bother
me, but it really hasn't.
1094
01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:21,526
What's that?
1095
01:11:23,070 --> 01:11:26,448
I fucked up and
did some bad shit.
1096
01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:27,532
[chuckles]
1097
01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:31,555
You know what I'm talking about,
1098
01:11:31,579 --> 01:11:36,917
it's so hard to just try and
be happy all the time.
1099
01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:40,712
Hey, listen, man.
1100
01:11:41,714 --> 01:11:43,173
I'm just
an administrative assistant.
1101
01:11:43,257 --> 01:11:44,758
Like a clerk, you know.
1102
01:11:44,926 --> 01:11:46,510
All I do is file paperwork.
1103
01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:49,346
I don't know what to tell you.
1104
01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:51,306
But you should see somebody.
1105
01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:52,724
You know, they got programs,
1106
01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:55,352
city services, stuff like that.
1107
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:56,853
Oh, yeah.
1108
01:11:56,938 --> 01:11:58,618
[in high-pitched voice]
They cut all those.
1109
01:11:59,232 --> 01:12:00,649
[clerk laughs]
1110
01:12:03,611 --> 01:12:05,612
All right, here it is.
Fleck.
1111
01:12:05,780 --> 01:12:07,697
Penny Fleck. Let's see.
1112
01:12:08,616 --> 01:12:12,202
Diagnosed by
Dr. Benjamin Stoner.
1113
01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:17,791
Oh. "The patient suffers
from delusional psychosis
1114
01:12:17,959 --> 01:12:21,419
and narcissistic
personality disorder." Mmm.
1115
01:12:22,004 --> 01:12:23,713
"Was found guilty of endangering
1116
01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:27,217
the welfare
of her own child."
1117
01:12:35,518 --> 01:12:36,518
What?
1118
01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:41,398
You said she's your mother.
1119
01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:47,487
Uh...
1120
01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:50,073
I'm sorry, man. Like I said,
I can't release these records,
1121
01:12:50,241 --> 01:12:52,993
you know, without proper forms.
1122
01:12:53,452 --> 01:12:55,120
I could get in trouble.
1123
01:12:55,913 --> 01:12:57,956
Look, if you want to bring
your mom in here to sign,
1124
01:12:58,124 --> 01:12:59,124
that'll be much easier,
1125
01:12:59,292 --> 01:13:02,335
but I can't let this go
without her signature, okay?
1126
01:13:02,503 --> 01:13:03,503
I'm sorry.
1127
01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:09,885
No, man! Shit!
1128
01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:12,345
Come on, man. Give it...
1129
01:13:13,264 --> 01:13:15,557
Hey! Hey!
1130
01:13:27,570 --> 01:13:29,154
[panting]
1131
01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:50,926
[door closes]
1132
01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:16,660
[Stoner] We went over this,
Penny. You adopted him.
1133
01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:19,162
We have all the paperwork
right here.
1134
01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:22,082
[Young Penny] That's not true.
1135
01:14:22,249 --> 01:14:24,501
Thomas had that all made up,
1136
01:14:24,669 --> 01:14:27,295
so it stayed our secret.
1137
01:14:27,713 --> 01:14:28,755
[gasps]
1138
01:14:29,215 --> 01:14:31,633
[Stoner] You also stood by
1139
01:14:32,259 --> 01:14:33,593
while one of your boyfriends
1140
01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:37,138
repeatedly abused
your adopted son
1141
01:14:38,516 --> 01:14:39,516
and battered you.
1142
01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:45,647
[laughing]
1143
01:14:59,286 --> 01:15:00,870
Penny,
1144
01:15:01,455 --> 01:15:05,083
your son was found tied
to a radiator
1145
01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:07,669
in your filthy apartment.
1146
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,338
Malnourished with multiple
bruises across his body
1147
01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:12,507
and severe trauma to his head.
1148
01:15:12,591 --> 01:15:14,592
[Arthur laughing]
1149
01:15:14,677 --> 01:15:16,386
[Young Penny]
I never heard him cry.
1150
01:15:17,304 --> 01:15:20,765
He's always been
such a happy little boy.
1151
01:15:21,642 --> 01:15:23,143
[laughing tearfully]
1152
01:15:36,407 --> 01:15:38,199
[crying]
1153
01:15:53,049 --> 01:15:54,049
[elevator bell dings]
1154
01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:21,386
- [GiGi whines]
- [Sophie shushing]
1155
01:17:21,846 --> 01:17:23,263
[Sophie] It's time for bed.
1156
01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:25,515
[door closes]
1157
01:17:26,767 --> 01:17:27,767
[gasps] Oh, my God!
1158
01:17:28,727 --> 01:17:30,687
- What are you doing in here?
- [thunder rumbling]
1159
01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:34,816
You're in the wrong apartment.
1160
01:17:41,448 --> 01:17:43,158
Your name's Arthur, right?
1161
01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:44,993
You live down the hall.
1162
01:17:48,205 --> 01:17:49,998
I really need you to leave.
1163
01:17:54,295 --> 01:17:57,255
My little girl is sleeping
in the other room.
1164
01:18:02,386 --> 01:18:03,469
Please.
1165
01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:08,391
I had a bad day.
1166
01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:13,730
Can I call someone?
Is your mother home?
1167
01:18:33,918 --> 01:18:34,918
[gasps]
1168
01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:37,795
[chuckling]
1169
01:18:51,310 --> 01:18:52,310
[door closes]
1170
01:19:03,697 --> 01:19:05,031
[laughing]
1171
01:19:10,537 --> 01:19:11,537
[sniffling]
1172
01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:16,376
[laughing]
1173
01:19:21,423 --> 01:19:22,924
[sirens wailing]
1174
01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:33,309
[continues laughing]
1175
01:19:39,984 --> 01:19:41,693
- [banging on wall]
- [man] Shut up!
1176
01:19:41,986 --> 01:19:44,112
[continues laughing]
1177
01:19:49,952 --> 01:19:52,328
[heart monitor beeping]
1178
01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:02,297
Hey, Penny.
1179
01:20:04,758 --> 01:20:06,092
Penny Fleck.
1180
01:20:14,268 --> 01:20:16,102
I always hated that name.
1181
01:20:19,732 --> 01:20:21,649
You know how you used to tell me
1182
01:20:23,694 --> 01:20:26,321
that my laugh was a condition?
1183
01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:29,949
That there was
something wrong with me?
1184
01:20:33,037 --> 01:20:34,245
There isn't.
1185
01:20:37,124 --> 01:20:38,458
That's the real me.
1186
01:20:39,293 --> 01:20:40,793
[Penny, weakly] Happy.
1187
01:20:43,005 --> 01:20:45,465
Happy. Hmm.
1188
01:20:48,802 --> 01:20:51,596
I haven't been happy
1189
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,931
one minute of
my entire fucking life.
1190
01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:02,315
You know what's funny?
1191
01:21:05,069 --> 01:21:06,861
You know
what really makes me laugh?
1192
01:21:09,239 --> 01:21:11,657
I used to think
that my life was a tragedy...
1193
01:21:12,326 --> 01:21:13,326
[grunts]
1194
01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:15,411
But now I realize
1195
01:21:15,579 --> 01:21:17,163
it's a fucking comedy.
1196
01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:19,457
[muffled grunting]
1197
01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:21,125
[heart monitor beeping rapidly]
1198
01:21:22,503 --> 01:21:24,879
[Penny fighting]
1199
01:21:31,512 --> 01:21:33,096
[muffled screaming]
1200
01:21:42,481 --> 01:21:44,065
[heart monitor stops beeping]
1201
01:22:00,624 --> 01:22:01,791
[exhales]
1202
01:22:09,216 --> 01:22:11,092
- [music playing]
- [audience applauding]
1203
01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:14,429
[fast-forwarding]
1204
01:22:15,180 --> 01:22:16,780
- [music playing]
- [audience applauding]
1205
01:22:25,190 --> 01:22:26,441
[fast-forwarding]
1206
01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:28,860
[Murray] A very fine actor.
1207
01:22:29,027 --> 01:22:32,029
He's got a new movie
called American Playboy
1208
01:22:32,197 --> 01:22:34,073
opening this week
across the country.
1209
01:22:34,241 --> 01:22:36,075
Will you please welcome
a good friend
1210
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:38,244
of the show, Mr. Ethan Chase.
1211
01:22:38,328 --> 01:22:40,538
- [music playing]
- [audience applauding]
1212
01:22:57,931 --> 01:22:59,784
Good to see you, Ethan.
You're looking great, Ethan.
1213
01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:01,744
[Ethan] Thank you very much.
You're looking good yourself.
1214
01:23:01,768 --> 01:23:02,888
[Murray] Ah, can't complain.
1215
01:23:03,270 --> 01:23:05,563
Hey, Murray.
Thanks so much for having...
1216
01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:07,940
Hey, Murray.
1217
01:23:08,108 --> 01:23:10,109
Thank you so much for
having me on the show.
1218
01:23:10,694 --> 01:23:12,820
It's been
a lifelong dream of mine.
1219
01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:16,355
[Murray] I'm nervous right now.
1220
01:23:16,533 --> 01:23:17,825
[audience laughing on video]
1221
01:23:18,118 --> 01:23:19,798
- [Ethan] You are?
- [Murray] I am nervous.
1222
01:23:20,370 --> 01:23:21,913
Hey, Murray. I've been on...
1223
01:23:22,456 --> 01:23:23,748
[muttering]
1224
01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:25,875
[sighs]
1225
01:23:26,710 --> 01:23:27,710
[continues muttering]
1226
01:23:35,344 --> 01:23:36,802
I'm sorry. What's that?
1227
01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:39,972
Oh, that's very funny, Murray.
1228
01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:43,434
You know, I'm also a comedian.
1229
01:23:43,602 --> 01:23:44,894
Would you like to hear a joke?
1230
01:23:44,978 --> 01:23:46,020
[audience cheering]
1231
01:23:46,104 --> 01:23:48,314
Yeah? All of you?
1232
01:23:48,815 --> 01:23:49,815
Okay.
1233
01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:53,945
Knock...
1234
01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:55,154
Knock, knock.
1235
01:23:57,866 --> 01:23:59,116
[audience gasps]
1236
01:24:03,914 --> 01:24:05,248
- [chuckles]
- [audience laughing]
1237
01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:10,336
Knock, knock.
1238
01:24:11,964 --> 01:24:12,964
[gun clicks]
1239
01:24:13,799 --> 01:24:15,758
- [audience laughing]
- [gun clatters]
1240
01:24:16,134 --> 01:24:17,885
[audience applauding]
1241
01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:21,847
["That's Life" playing]
1242
01:24:31,275 --> 01:24:32,441
[man singing] That's life
1243
01:24:32,526 --> 01:24:34,235
[chorus] That's life
1244
01:24:34,319 --> 01:24:37,238
[man] That's what all the people say
1245
01:24:38,657 --> 01:24:41,534
You're riding high in April
1246
01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:44,287
Shot down in May
1247
01:24:44,371 --> 01:24:49,041
But I know I'm gonna change that tune
1248
01:24:50,586 --> 01:24:55,214
When I'm back on top
Back on top in June
1249
01:24:55,799 --> 01:24:58,217
I said, that's life
1250
01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:00,344
[chorus] That's life
1251
01:25:00,429 --> 01:25:03,639
[man] And as funny as it may seem
1252
01:25:04,349 --> 01:25:06,684
Some people get their kicks
1253
01:25:07,394 --> 01:25:10,062
Stompin' on a dream
1254
01:25:10,814 --> 01:25:14,567
But I don't let it,
let it get me down
1255
01:25:16,361 --> 01:25:18,696
'Cause this fine old world
1256
01:25:18,780 --> 01:25:21,282
It keeps spinnin' around
1257
01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:25,369
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
1258
01:25:25,454 --> 01:25:28,956
A poet, a pawn and a king
1259
01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:33,085
I've been up and down and over and out
1260
01:25:33,170 --> 01:25:35,296
And I know one thing
1261
01:25:35,380 --> 01:25:41,010
Each time I find myself flat on my face
1262
01:25:42,012 --> 01:25:48,184
I pick myself up
And get back in the race
1263
01:25:48,268 --> 01:25:49,393
That's life
1264
01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:51,158
- [doorbell buzzing]
- [chorus] That's life
1265
01:25:51,229 --> 01:25:54,106
[man] I tell ya, I can't deny it
1266
01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:57,568
I thought of quitting, baby
1267
01:25:58,820 --> 01:26:01,364
But my heart just ain't gonna buy it
1268
01:26:01,448 --> 01:26:04,909
And if I didn't think
It was worth one single try
1269
01:26:04,993 --> 01:26:06,327
[doorbell buzzing insistently]
1270
01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:08,746
Coming.
1271
01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:12,375
I'd jump right on a big bird
And then I'd fly...
1272
01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:21,258
[Gary] Hey, Arthur.
1273
01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:22,426
How's it going?
1274
01:26:23,428 --> 01:26:24,720
Oh, hey, guys.
1275
01:26:25,263 --> 01:26:26,389
Come on in.
1276
01:26:26,848 --> 01:26:27,973
Did you get a new gig?
1277
01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:29,684
No.
1278
01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:33,646
Oh, you must be going down to
that rally at City Hall.
1279
01:26:33,814 --> 01:26:35,481
I hear it's gonna be nuts.
1280
01:26:35,649 --> 01:26:37,233
Oh, is that today?
1281
01:26:37,943 --> 01:26:38,943
Yeah.
1282
01:26:39,861 --> 01:26:41,278
What's with the makeup then?
1283
01:26:42,739 --> 01:26:44,240
My mom died.
1284
01:26:44,408 --> 01:26:45,616
I'm celebrating.
1285
01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:47,535
Right. We heard.
1286
01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:48,744
That's why we came by.
1287
01:26:48,912 --> 01:26:51,622
We figured, you know, you
could use some cheering up.
1288
01:26:52,165 --> 01:26:53,791
[Arthur] Aw, that's sweet.
1289
01:26:53,959 --> 01:26:56,836
But, no, I feel good.
1290
01:26:57,629 --> 01:26:59,255
Yeah, I stopped
taking my medication.
1291
01:26:59,423 --> 01:27:01,048
I feel a lot better now.
1292
01:27:03,176 --> 01:27:05,678
Oh, okay. Good for you.
1293
01:27:07,806 --> 01:27:10,683
So, hey, listen,
I don't know if you heard,
1294
01:27:10,851 --> 01:27:13,269
but the cops have been coming
around the shop,
1295
01:27:14,020 --> 01:27:17,940
talking to all the guys
about those subway murders.
1296
01:27:18,066 --> 01:27:19,859
- And, um...
- They didn't talk to me.
1297
01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:24,488
That's because the suspect
was a regular-sized person.
1298
01:27:25,031 --> 01:27:27,533
If it was a fucking midget,
you'd be in jail right now.
1299
01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:30,077
[Arthur laughing]
1300
01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:34,582
Anyway, um,
1301
01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:38,753
Hoyt said
that they talked to you,
1302
01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:40,212
and now they're looking for me,
1303
01:27:40,297 --> 01:27:41,881
and I just wanna know
what you said.
1304
01:27:42,048 --> 01:27:43,466
Make sure our stories line up.
1305
01:27:43,633 --> 01:27:46,677
- Seeing as how you're my boy.
- Yeah, that's important.
1306
01:27:46,845 --> 01:27:48,656
- That makes a lot of sense.
- You know what I mean?
1307
01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:50,347
Thank you, Randall.
Thank you so much.
1308
01:27:50,932 --> 01:27:52,452
- [Randall groaning]
- [Gary screaming]
1309
01:27:56,146 --> 01:27:57,146
[Gary] Arthur!
1310
01:27:57,814 --> 01:27:59,148
- No!
- [Randall's head thudding]
1311
01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:01,484
What?
1312
01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:03,819
No!
1313
01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:06,807
- [Arthur panting]
- [Gary sobbing]
1314
01:28:11,745 --> 01:28:13,829
Why would you do that, Arthur?
1315
01:28:13,997 --> 01:28:16,373
- [breathing rapidly]
- [Gary continues sobbing]
1316
01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:37,061
Do you watch
The Murray Franklin Show?
1317
01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:38,562
- [Gary whimpering]
- Yeah.
1318
01:28:39,898 --> 01:28:41,690
I'm gonna be on tonight.
1319
01:28:41,942 --> 01:28:43,484
[whimpering]
1320
01:28:45,987 --> 01:28:47,738
[in cockney accent]
It fucking crazy, innit?
1321
01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:49,657
Me on the telly.
1322
01:28:51,701 --> 01:28:53,661
What the fuck, Arthur?
1323
01:28:54,913 --> 01:28:55,996
[normal voice] What?
1324
01:29:01,002 --> 01:29:02,211
It's okay, Gary.
1325
01:29:02,671 --> 01:29:03,671
You can go.
1326
01:29:03,922 --> 01:29:04,922
[Gary groaning]
1327
01:29:06,258 --> 01:29:07,883
I'm not gonna hurt you.
1328
01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:12,304
Oh!
1329
01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:14,640
Don't look. Just go.
1330
01:29:19,479 --> 01:29:20,479
[Arthur yells]
1331
01:29:21,648 --> 01:29:23,065
[whimpering]
1332
01:29:27,195 --> 01:29:28,195
[crying] Fuck.
1333
01:29:29,114 --> 01:29:30,322
[sighs tearfully]
1334
01:29:33,493 --> 01:29:34,660
Hey, Arthur?
1335
01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:35,828
Yeah?
1336
01:29:37,038 --> 01:29:39,456
[stammering]
Arthur, can you get the lock?
1337
01:29:42,669 --> 01:29:43,669
Shit.
1338
01:29:44,129 --> 01:29:45,588
Sorry, Gary.
1339
01:29:56,558 --> 01:29:57,600
Gary?
1340
01:29:57,767 --> 01:29:58,767
Yeah.
1341
01:30:01,313 --> 01:30:03,898
You were the only one
that was ever nice to me.
1342
01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:07,192
Skedaddle.
1343
01:30:11,156 --> 01:30:12,323
[exhales]
1344
01:30:16,369 --> 01:30:18,329
[rock music playing]
1345
01:30:22,834 --> 01:30:23,834
[elevator bell dings]
1346
01:31:03,625 --> 01:31:05,417
[sinister music playing]
1347
01:31:34,406 --> 01:31:35,739
Hey, Arthur!
1348
01:31:35,907 --> 01:31:37,282
We need to talk.
1349
01:31:37,534 --> 01:31:38,659
[Arthur] Oh!
1350
01:31:38,743 --> 01:31:40,744
Hey! Stop, Arthur!
1351
01:31:46,167 --> 01:31:47,251
[Garrity] Arthur!
1352
01:31:49,838 --> 01:31:51,463
Watch it!
Out of the way!
1353
01:31:54,634 --> 01:31:55,634
[Burke] Move!
1354
01:31:57,637 --> 01:31:58,677
- [horns honking]
- Arthur!
1355
01:31:59,681 --> 01:32:00,931
Shit.
1356
01:32:03,309 --> 01:32:04,393
[detectives] Hey! Hey!
1357
01:32:11,443 --> 01:32:12,443
[Garrity] Arthur, stop!
1358
01:32:18,158 --> 01:32:19,158
[Burke] Go! Go!
1359
01:32:21,286 --> 01:32:23,286
[announcer on PA] Now
departing, O-Train, downtown.
1360
01:32:25,123 --> 01:32:26,874
Stand clear of
the closing doors.
1361
01:32:29,127 --> 01:32:30,127
[panting]
1362
01:32:33,715 --> 01:32:35,090
[Garrity shouting]
1363
01:32:36,301 --> 01:32:38,927
Hold that train! Hold it!
1364
01:32:40,847 --> 01:32:42,056
Get out! Get outta here!
1365
01:32:43,183 --> 01:32:44,823
[announcer on PA]
Next stop, Bedford Park.
1366
01:32:53,610 --> 01:32:54,818
[crowd yelling]
1367
01:32:59,199 --> 01:33:00,199
Masks off!
1368
01:33:00,366 --> 01:33:01,742
Get your mask off!
1369
01:33:02,577 --> 01:33:04,328
Signs down! Now!
1370
01:33:13,505 --> 01:33:14,963
Police! Signs down!
1371
01:33:16,132 --> 01:33:17,216
Signs down.
1372
01:33:21,930 --> 01:33:23,097
What the fuck!
1373
01:33:24,307 --> 01:33:25,307
[both grunting]
1374
01:33:26,017 --> 01:33:27,577
- [man] Beat his ass!
- [crowd shouting]
1375
01:33:33,942 --> 01:33:35,484
Stop fighting! Police!
1376
01:33:35,652 --> 01:33:37,778
Police! Get down!
1377
01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:42,074
Get down! Get the fuck back!
1378
01:33:43,159 --> 01:33:44,159
Police! Get down.
1379
01:33:45,078 --> 01:33:46,203
Get the fuck down!
1380
01:33:50,917 --> 01:33:53,335
Stay the fuck back! Down!
1381
01:33:53,878 --> 01:33:54,878
[gunshot]
1382
01:33:55,213 --> 01:33:56,213
[groans]
1383
01:33:56,965 --> 01:33:57,965
What the...
1384
01:34:01,344 --> 01:34:02,344
Arthur!
1385
01:34:02,929 --> 01:34:03,971
Burke!
1386
01:34:04,222 --> 01:34:05,574
- [Arthur laughing]
- [crowd shouting]
1387
01:34:05,598 --> 01:34:07,057
Don't do it!
1388
01:34:19,571 --> 01:34:20,571
[laughs]
1389
01:34:56,900 --> 01:34:58,066
Two officers on the train
1390
01:34:58,151 --> 01:34:59,671
were violently confronted
by the crowd,
1391
01:34:59,736 --> 01:35:01,153
and tonight are in serious
1392
01:35:01,237 --> 01:35:03,447
but stable condition
at Gotham Metropolitan.
1393
01:35:03,531 --> 01:35:05,115
- [laughs]
- We're going live now to
1394
01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:06,992
co-anchor Courtney Weathers,
1395
01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:09,160
who's standing by outside
the Bedford Park Station,
1396
01:35:09,245 --> 01:35:11,079
near where the shooting
took place.
1397
01:35:11,247 --> 01:35:13,123
Courtney,
what's the scene there?
1398
01:35:13,208 --> 01:35:14,374
[knocking on door]
1399
01:35:14,459 --> 01:35:15,459
[door opens]
1400
01:35:18,129 --> 01:35:19,171
Murray.
1401
01:35:19,339 --> 01:35:20,923
Hey, hey, hey.
It's Mr. Franklin, buddy.
1402
01:35:21,090 --> 01:35:23,467
Oh, come on, Gene.
That's all bullshit.
1403
01:35:24,552 --> 01:35:25,761
Thank you, Murray.
1404
01:35:26,971 --> 01:35:28,722
I feel like I know you.
1405
01:35:29,224 --> 01:35:31,058
I've been watching you forever.
1406
01:35:31,226 --> 01:35:32,351
Thank you.
1407
01:35:32,518 --> 01:35:33,810
What's with the face?
1408
01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:35,938
I mean,
are you part of the protest?
1409
01:35:36,105 --> 01:35:37,105
No.
1410
01:35:37,273 --> 01:35:39,024
No, I don't believe
in any of that.
1411
01:35:39,734 --> 01:35:41,318
I don't believe in anything.
1412
01:35:41,945 --> 01:35:43,487
I just thought
it'd be good for my act.
1413
01:35:43,655 --> 01:35:45,155
For your act? Didn't you hear
1414
01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:46,717
what happened on the subway?
Some clown got killed.
1415
01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:48,427
He's aware of that.
He's aware of that. Yeah.
1416
01:35:48,451 --> 01:35:49,701
No, I hadn't heard.
1417
01:35:50,161 --> 01:35:51,245
- Yeah.
- You see?
1418
01:35:51,329 --> 01:35:52,723
This is what I'm telling you.
The audience is gonna go crazy
1419
01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:53,747
if you put this guy on.
1420
01:35:53,873 --> 01:35:55,999
Maybe for a bit,
but not a whole segment.
1421
01:35:56,167 --> 01:35:58,377
Gene, it's gonna work.
It's gonna work.
1422
01:35:59,170 --> 01:36:01,250
- We're gonna go with it.
- [Arthur and Murray laugh]
1423
01:36:01,506 --> 01:36:02,506
Thank you, Murray.
1424
01:36:03,091 --> 01:36:04,216
Couple rules, though.
1425
01:36:04,384 --> 01:36:06,134
No cursing.
No off-color material.
1426
01:36:06,302 --> 01:36:07,761
We do a clean show.
1427
01:36:07,929 --> 01:36:08,929
- Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.
1428
01:36:09,097 --> 01:36:10,681
You'll go on
right after Dr. Sally.
1429
01:36:10,848 --> 01:36:11,848
I love Dr. Sally.
1430
01:36:12,016 --> 01:36:13,433
Good, good. Someone will
1431
01:36:13,518 --> 01:36:15,686
- come and get you, okay?
- Okay. Perfect.
1432
01:36:15,770 --> 01:36:16,895
Good luck.
1433
01:36:16,980 --> 01:36:17,980
- Thanks, Murray.
- Okay.
1434
01:36:19,190 --> 01:36:22,401
- Murray, one small thing.
- Yeah.
1435
01:36:22,568 --> 01:36:24,236
When you bring me out,
1436
01:36:24,404 --> 01:36:26,280
can you introduce me as Joker?
1437
01:36:26,447 --> 01:36:28,156
What's wrong
with your real name?
1438
01:36:28,783 --> 01:36:31,034
That's what you called me
on the show.
1439
01:36:31,202 --> 01:36:32,327
A joker.
1440
01:36:32,495 --> 01:36:33,495
Do you remember?
1441
01:36:33,871 --> 01:36:35,872
- Did I?
- [Gene] I don't know.
1442
01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:38,125
Well, if you say so, kid,
you know, Joker it is.
1443
01:36:38,293 --> 01:36:39,293
It's good.
1444
01:36:39,460 --> 01:36:40,544
Thanks, Murray.
1445
01:36:53,349 --> 01:36:54,558
[gun clicks]
1446
01:37:02,817 --> 01:37:03,919
[Murray] I'll try it, you know,
1447
01:37:03,943 --> 01:37:05,819
but I'm not sure
my wife will let me do it.
1448
01:37:05,903 --> 01:37:07,195
[audience laughing]
1449
01:37:07,280 --> 01:37:08,613
Maybe my next wife.
1450
01:37:08,865 --> 01:37:10,465
- [Murray laughing]
- [audience cheering]
1451
01:37:12,327 --> 01:37:14,077
You gotta see
our next guest for yourself.
1452
01:37:14,245 --> 01:37:16,288
I'm pretty sure
this guy could use a doctor.
1453
01:37:16,622 --> 01:37:17,683
- [audience laughing]
- [Dr. Sally] Oh!
1454
01:37:17,707 --> 01:37:19,082
Does he have sexual problems?
1455
01:37:19,250 --> 01:37:21,668
[Murray] Oh, he looks like
he's got a lot of problems.
1456
01:37:21,753 --> 01:37:22,794
[audience laughing]
1457
01:37:22,879 --> 01:37:25,505
All right, Bobby, let's show
that clip one last time.
1458
01:37:25,757 --> 01:37:27,382
[Arthur laughing on video]
1459
01:37:31,929 --> 01:37:34,806
[Arthur]
I hated school as a kid.
1460
01:37:36,601 --> 01:37:38,769
But my mother would always say,
1461
01:37:39,812 --> 01:37:41,123
[imitates Penny]
"You should enjoy it.
1462
01:37:41,147 --> 01:37:44,274
One day, you'll have to
work for a living."
1463
01:37:44,442 --> 01:37:45,669
[normal voice]
"No, I won't, Ma.
1464
01:37:45,693 --> 01:37:47,652
I'm gonna be a comedian."
1465
01:37:47,737 --> 01:37:49,571
[Arthur laughing on video]
1466
01:37:53,951 --> 01:37:56,244
- [Murray] Okay. You may...
- [audience laughing]
1467
01:37:57,705 --> 01:38:00,957
You may have seen that clip
of our next guest.
1468
01:38:01,125 --> 01:38:03,502
Now, before he comes out,
I just want to say
1469
01:38:03,669 --> 01:38:05,170
that we're all heartbroken
1470
01:38:05,254 --> 01:38:07,214
about what's going on
in the city tonight.
1471
01:38:07,382 --> 01:38:09,674
But this is
how he wanted to come out,
1472
01:38:09,842 --> 01:38:13,053
and honestly, I think
we could all use a good laugh.
1473
01:38:13,221 --> 01:38:15,389
So, please welcome, Joker.
1474
01:38:16,599 --> 01:38:18,600
- [music playing]
- [audience applauding]
1475
01:38:30,488 --> 01:38:32,197
[audience cheering]
1476
01:38:43,918 --> 01:38:45,419
[audience whooping
and whistling]
1477
01:38:58,015 --> 01:38:59,391
Are you all right, Doctor?
1478
01:38:59,475 --> 01:39:00,767
[audience laughing]
1479
01:39:03,229 --> 01:39:05,689
Well,
that was quite an entrance.
1480
01:39:09,777 --> 01:39:11,319
[scattered laughter
from audience]
1481
01:39:12,238 --> 01:39:13,238
You okay?
1482
01:39:16,075 --> 01:39:17,492
Yeah.
1483
01:39:17,660 --> 01:39:20,370
This is exactly
how I imagined it.
1484
01:39:22,331 --> 01:39:24,124
Well, that makes one of us.
1485
01:39:24,208 --> 01:39:25,625
[audience laughing]
1486
01:39:25,710 --> 01:39:26,710
[audience applauding]
1487
01:39:31,007 --> 01:39:33,175
So, can you tell us
about this look?
1488
01:39:33,342 --> 01:39:34,676
When we spoke earlier,
1489
01:39:34,760 --> 01:39:36,864
you mentioned that this look
is not a political statement.
1490
01:39:36,888 --> 01:39:37,929
Is that right?
1491
01:39:38,097 --> 01:39:39,723
That's right, Murray.
I'm not political.
1492
01:39:39,891 --> 01:39:42,434
I'm just trying to
make people laugh.
1493
01:39:42,602 --> 01:39:44,682
- And how's that going for you?
- [audience laughing]
1494
01:39:45,438 --> 01:39:46,938
[laughing]
1495
01:39:52,695 --> 01:39:54,529
So, I know you're a comedian.
1496
01:39:54,697 --> 01:39:56,531
You been working on
any new material?
1497
01:39:56,616 --> 01:39:57,741
You wanna tell us a joke?
1498
01:39:58,659 --> 01:39:59,826
[audience applauding]
1499
01:40:03,456 --> 01:40:04,456
Yeah?
1500
01:40:06,626 --> 01:40:07,626
Okay.
1501
01:40:11,339 --> 01:40:12,714
[audience laughing]
1502
01:40:13,674 --> 01:40:15,300
He's got a book.
1503
01:40:16,219 --> 01:40:17,677
A book of jokes.
1504
01:40:27,522 --> 01:40:28,897
Take your time.
We got all night.
1505
01:40:29,315 --> 01:40:30,815
[audience laughing]
1506
01:40:32,568 --> 01:40:33,568
[Murray chuckles]
1507
01:40:34,946 --> 01:40:37,239
Okay, okay. Here's one.
1508
01:40:40,368 --> 01:40:42,869
Knock, knock.
1509
01:40:43,037 --> 01:40:44,371
And you had to look that up?
1510
01:40:44,705 --> 01:40:46,025
- [laughing]
- [audience laughing]
1511
01:40:46,499 --> 01:40:47,916
[audience applauding]
1512
01:40:51,504 --> 01:40:53,129
I want to get it right.
1513
01:40:54,966 --> 01:40:56,508
Knock, knock.
1514
01:40:56,676 --> 01:40:58,176
Who's there?
1515
01:40:59,637 --> 01:41:01,054
It's the police, ma'am.
1516
01:41:01,222 --> 01:41:03,056
Your son's been hit
by a drunk driver.
1517
01:41:03,224 --> 01:41:05,642
- He's dead. [laughing]
- [audience gasps]
1518
01:41:06,185 --> 01:41:07,394
[plays sad note]
1519
01:41:07,562 --> 01:41:09,145
- [audience booing]
- Oh, no, no, no.
1520
01:41:09,313 --> 01:41:11,064
No, you cannot joke about that.
1521
01:41:11,232 --> 01:41:13,191
Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur.
1522
01:41:13,359 --> 01:41:15,819
That's not the kind of humor
we do on this show.
1523
01:41:16,404 --> 01:41:18,697
Okay. I'm... Yeah, I'm sorry.
1524
01:41:18,864 --> 01:41:23,243
It's just, you know, it's been
a rough few weeks, Murray.
1525
01:41:23,327 --> 01:41:24,744
[chuckling]
1526
01:41:24,829 --> 01:41:26,663
Ever since
1527
01:41:29,208 --> 01:41:31,334
I killed
those three Wall Street guys.
1528
01:41:31,502 --> 01:41:32,669
[all gasp]
1529
01:41:37,925 --> 01:41:39,884
Okay, I'm waiting
for the punchline.
1530
01:41:41,387 --> 01:41:43,096
There is no punchline.
1531
01:41:44,515 --> 01:41:46,391
- It's not a joke.
- [audience murmuring]
1532
01:41:51,063 --> 01:41:52,147
You're serious, aren't you?
1533
01:41:52,315 --> 01:41:53,375
You're telling us you killed
1534
01:41:53,399 --> 01:41:54,668
those three young men
on the subway?
1535
01:41:54,692 --> 01:41:55,692
[Arthur] Mmm-hmm.
1536
01:41:55,860 --> 01:41:57,569
And why should we believe you?
1537
01:41:57,737 --> 01:41:59,696
I got nothing left to lose.
1538
01:42:01,699 --> 01:42:03,742
Nothing can hurt me anymore.
1539
01:42:05,494 --> 01:42:06,828
[laughs]
1540
01:42:06,912 --> 01:42:09,789
My life is nothing but a comedy.
1541
01:42:10,374 --> 01:42:12,042
[audience booing]
1542
01:42:13,419 --> 01:42:14,521
Well, let me get this straight,
1543
01:42:14,545 --> 01:42:16,796
you think that killing
those guys is funny?
1544
01:42:17,465 --> 01:42:18,965
I do.
1545
01:42:19,133 --> 01:42:21,760
And I'm tired
of pretending it's not.
1546
01:42:21,927 --> 01:42:23,803
Comedy is subjective, Murray.
1547
01:42:24,263 --> 01:42:25,972
Isn't that what they say?
1548
01:42:26,140 --> 01:42:27,891
All of you,
1549
01:42:28,059 --> 01:42:30,644
the system that knows so much,
1550
01:42:30,811 --> 01:42:33,521
you decide
what's right or wrong.
1551
01:42:33,689 --> 01:42:38,902
The same way that you decide
what's funny or not!
1552
01:42:40,237 --> 01:42:41,237
[man] Get him off!
1553
01:42:41,989 --> 01:42:45,659
Well, okay,
I think I might understand
1554
01:42:45,993 --> 01:42:47,494
that you did this to
start a movement,
1555
01:42:47,578 --> 01:42:49,579
to become a symbol?
1556
01:42:50,206 --> 01:42:51,748
Come on, Murray.
1557
01:42:51,916 --> 01:42:53,143
Do I look like the kind of clown
1558
01:42:53,167 --> 01:42:54,751
that could start a movement?
1559
01:42:54,919 --> 01:42:57,754
I killed those guys
because they were awful.
1560
01:42:57,922 --> 01:43:00,423
Everybody is awful these days.
1561
01:43:00,591 --> 01:43:02,884
It's enough to
make anyone crazy.
1562
01:43:03,052 --> 01:43:04,803
[Murray] Okay. So, that's it,
you're crazy.
1563
01:43:04,970 --> 01:43:07,263
That's your defense
for killing three young men?
1564
01:43:07,890 --> 01:43:09,432
No.
1565
01:43:09,600 --> 01:43:12,936
They couldn't carry a tune
to save their lives.
1566
01:43:13,312 --> 01:43:14,521
[audience booing]
1567
01:43:14,772 --> 01:43:18,191
Oh, why is everybody
so upset about these guys?
1568
01:43:19,068 --> 01:43:20,819
If it was me
dying on the sidewalk,
1569
01:43:20,903 --> 01:43:22,278
you'd walk right over me!
1570
01:43:22,446 --> 01:43:24,572
I pass you every day,
and you don't notice me.
1571
01:43:24,740 --> 01:43:26,991
But these guys, what,
because Thomas Wayne
1572
01:43:27,076 --> 01:43:28,618
went and cried about them on TV?
1573
01:43:28,786 --> 01:43:30,829
You have a problem
with Thomas Wayne, too?
1574
01:43:30,996 --> 01:43:32,914
Yes, I do.
1575
01:43:33,082 --> 01:43:36,501
Have you seen what it's like
out there, Murray?
1576
01:43:36,669 --> 01:43:39,713
Do you ever actually
leave the studio?
1577
01:43:39,880 --> 01:43:43,717
Everybody just yells
and screams at each other.
1578
01:43:43,884 --> 01:43:46,052
Nobody's civil anymore.
1579
01:43:46,220 --> 01:43:49,806
Nobody thinks what it's like
to be the other guy.
1580
01:43:50,599 --> 01:43:53,393
You think men like
Thomas Wayne ever think
1581
01:43:53,477 --> 01:43:55,437
what it's like to be
someone like me?
1582
01:43:55,604 --> 01:43:58,314
To be somebody but themselves?
They don't.
1583
01:43:58,524 --> 01:44:00,650
They think that
we'll just sit there
1584
01:44:00,735 --> 01:44:03,111
and take it,
like good little boys!
1585
01:44:03,404 --> 01:44:05,488
That we won't werewolf
and go wild!
1586
01:44:05,656 --> 01:44:07,282
You finished?
1587
01:44:07,450 --> 01:44:09,784
I mean, it's so much
self-pity, Arthur.
1588
01:44:09,952 --> 01:44:11,494
You sound like
you're making excuses
1589
01:44:11,579 --> 01:44:12,996
for killing those young men.
1590
01:44:13,164 --> 01:44:14,998
Not everybody,
and I'll tell you this,
1591
01:44:15,082 --> 01:44:16,499
not everyone is awful.
1592
01:44:18,794 --> 01:44:20,003
You're awful, Murray.
1593
01:44:20,171 --> 01:44:22,046
Me? I'm awful?
1594
01:44:22,214 --> 01:44:23,965
Oh, yeah, how am I awful?
1595
01:44:26,135 --> 01:44:27,594
Playing my video.
1596
01:44:29,013 --> 01:44:30,889
Inviting me on this show.
1597
01:44:31,974 --> 01:44:34,309
You just wanted to
make fun of me.
1598
01:44:35,311 --> 01:44:37,270
You're just like
the rest of them.
1599
01:44:37,438 --> 01:44:39,355
You don't know
the first thing about me, pal.
1600
01:44:39,523 --> 01:44:42,108
Look what happened, because of
what you did. What it led to.
1601
01:44:42,276 --> 01:44:43,985
There are riots out there.
1602
01:44:44,153 --> 01:44:45,672
Two policemen are
in critical condition,
1603
01:44:45,696 --> 01:44:46,965
- and you're laughing.
- [laughs]
1604
01:44:46,989 --> 01:44:47,989
You're laughing.
1605
01:44:48,157 --> 01:44:50,992
Someone was killed today,
because of what you did.
1606
01:44:51,160 --> 01:44:52,619
I know.
1607
01:44:55,206 --> 01:44:56,446
How about another joke, Murray?
1608
01:44:56,582 --> 01:44:58,262
No, I think we've had
enough of your jokes.
1609
01:44:58,375 --> 01:44:59,728
- What do you get...
- I don't think so.
1610
01:44:59,752 --> 01:45:02,295
When you cross
a mentally-ill loner
1611
01:45:02,463 --> 01:45:04,881
with a society that abandons him
1612
01:45:04,965 --> 01:45:06,007
and treats him like trash?
1613
01:45:06,175 --> 01:45:07,175
Call the police, Gene!
1614
01:45:07,343 --> 01:45:08,779
- I'll tell you what you get!
- Call the police.
1615
01:45:08,803 --> 01:45:10,470
You get
what you fucking deserve!
1616
01:45:11,388 --> 01:45:13,348
[audience screaming]
1617
01:45:29,031 --> 01:45:30,657
[laughing]
1618
01:45:37,581 --> 01:45:39,165
- [screaming continues]
- [gun clatters]
1619
01:45:47,007 --> 01:45:50,134
Good night.
And always remember, that's...
1620
01:45:50,678 --> 01:45:52,720
[upbeat music playing]
1621
01:45:55,516 --> 01:45:56,766
[news anchor 1 ] Breaking news.
1622
01:45:56,934 --> 01:45:59,477
Popular TV talk show host,
Murray Franklin
1623
01:45:59,645 --> 01:46:01,915
was shot dead tonight on the
live telecast of his program.
1624
01:46:01,939 --> 01:46:04,232
The man who was
introduced by Franklin
1625
01:46:04,316 --> 01:46:07,193
as "Joker" is
currently under arrest.
1626
01:46:07,361 --> 01:46:09,946
Police led the suspect
handcuffed out of the studio.
1627
01:46:10,114 --> 01:46:11,675
- [Arthur shouting]
- [overlapping chatter]
1628
01:46:11,699 --> 01:46:14,242
Merely just a punchline
to a joke...
1629
01:46:14,410 --> 01:46:16,050
[Arthur] You get what you
[bleep] deserve!
1630
01:46:16,161 --> 01:46:17,264
[reporter 1 ]
Looting and rioting
1631
01:46:17,288 --> 01:46:18,329
have intensified here...
1632
01:46:18,497 --> 01:46:19,975
[reporter 2] ...rioting
throughout the city.
1633
01:46:19,999 --> 01:46:21,309
[Arthur] ...with a society
that abandons him
1634
01:46:21,333 --> 01:46:22,375
and treats him like trash?
1635
01:46:22,459 --> 01:46:23,728
[news anchor 2]
This mob of clowns...
1636
01:46:23,752 --> 01:46:25,313
[reporter 1 ]
many wearing clown masks.
1637
01:46:25,337 --> 01:46:27,130
[overlapping chatter continues]
1638
01:46:27,214 --> 01:46:28,934
[Arthur] If it was me
dying on the sidewalk,
1639
01:46:28,966 --> 01:46:30,360
- you'd walk right over me.
- [news anchor 2] To all of
1640
01:46:30,384 --> 01:46:31,862
those who have been
ignored by the system.
1641
01:46:31,886 --> 01:46:33,154
[Arthur] And always remember,
that's life!
1642
01:46:33,178 --> 01:46:35,847
[reporter 3] And as you see,
Gotham is burning.
1643
01:46:36,390 --> 01:46:37,223
[music playing]
1644
01:46:37,308 --> 01:46:41,477
In the white room
With black curtains near the station
1645
01:46:41,562 --> 01:46:43,771
[sirens wailing]
1646
01:46:44,982 --> 01:46:49,944
Black roof country, no gold pavements
Tired starlings
1647
01:46:50,029 --> 01:46:51,946
[looters shouting]
1648
01:46:53,824 --> 01:46:56,659
Silver horses ran down moonbeams
1649
01:46:56,744 --> 01:46:58,703
[dispatcher chattering on radio]
1650
01:46:58,787 --> 01:47:00,830
In your dark eyes
1651
01:47:02,833 --> 01:47:08,922
Dawnlight smiles on you leaving
My contentment
1652
01:47:10,883 --> 01:47:12,508
[shouting continues]
1653
01:47:12,760 --> 01:47:14,135
[store alarms ringing]
1654
01:47:14,219 --> 01:47:18,222
I'll wait in this place
Where the sun never shines
1655
01:47:18,307 --> 01:47:19,807
[laughing]
1656
01:47:21,060 --> 01:47:24,228
Wait in this place
1657
01:47:24,313 --> 01:47:29,859
Where the shadows run from themselves
1658
01:47:31,070 --> 01:47:33,270
[officer 1 ] Stop laughing,
you freak! This isn't funny.
1659
01:47:33,697 --> 01:47:35,008
[officer 2] Yeah, the whole
fucking city's on fire
1660
01:47:35,032 --> 01:47:36,032
'cause of what you did.
1661
01:47:37,242 --> 01:47:39,535
[dispatcher] All units,
fire reported, north of alley.
1662
01:47:39,620 --> 01:47:41,162
Code Four for medical.
1663
01:47:41,789 --> 01:47:43,247
I know.
1664
01:47:44,750 --> 01:47:46,751
Isn't it beautiful?
1665
01:47:46,919 --> 01:47:47,919
[chuckles]
1666
01:47:57,137 --> 01:47:58,721
[looters shouting]
1667
01:48:46,895 --> 01:48:48,938
[shouting continues]
1668
01:49:06,457 --> 01:49:07,999
[sirens wailing]
1669
01:49:29,229 --> 01:49:30,563
Go over there.
1670
01:49:48,457 --> 01:49:49,582
Hey, Wayne.
1671
01:49:50,542 --> 01:49:52,293
You get
what you fucking deserve.
1672
01:49:52,461 --> 01:49:53,586
No! Pal!
1673
01:49:54,004 --> 01:49:55,213
[Mrs. Wayne screaming]
1674
01:49:58,425 --> 01:49:59,425
[gunshot]
1675
01:50:01,804 --> 01:50:02,804
[body thuds]
1676
01:50:02,971 --> 01:50:04,597
[looters shouting]
1677
01:50:07,559 --> 01:50:09,435
[coughing]
1678
01:50:34,378 --> 01:50:36,379
[man] Come on, get up!
1679
01:50:36,547 --> 01:50:38,506
Come on, man, get up.
1680
01:50:38,632 --> 01:50:40,216
[crowd shouting and cheering]
1681
01:52:03,383 --> 01:52:05,176
[crowd continues
shouting and cheering]
1682
01:52:34,665 --> 01:52:36,207
[Arthur laughing]
1683
01:53:03,902 --> 01:53:05,319
[continues laughing]
1684
01:53:17,708 --> 01:53:19,792
What's so funny?
1685
01:53:23,797 --> 01:53:25,381
Just thinking of a joke.
1686
01:53:27,092 --> 01:53:28,884
[Arthur continues laughing]
1687
01:53:44,568 --> 01:53:46,569
Do you want to tell it to me?
1688
01:53:52,743 --> 01:53:54,368
You wouldn't get it.
1689
01:53:54,578 --> 01:53:56,746
["That's Life" playing]
1690
01:54:06,423 --> 01:54:08,090
[Arthur singing along] That's life
1691
01:54:08,175 --> 01:54:09,633
[chorus] That's life
1692
01:54:09,718 --> 01:54:12,636
And as funny as it may seem
1693
01:54:14,097 --> 01:54:16,807
Some people get their kicks
1694
01:54:16,975 --> 01:54:19,101
Stompin' on a dream
1695
01:54:20,145 --> 01:54:23,814
But I don't let it,
let it get me down
1696
01:54:25,984 --> 01:54:28,152
'Cause this fine old world
1697
01:54:28,278 --> 01:54:30,863
It keeps spinnin' around
1698
01:54:31,615 --> 01:54:34,909
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
1699
01:54:34,993 --> 01:54:38,245
A poet, a pawn and a king
1700
01:54:38,330 --> 01:54:42,291
I've been up and down and over and out
1701
01:54:42,376 --> 01:54:44,543
And I know one thing
1702
01:54:44,878 --> 01:54:50,716
Each time I find myself flat on my face
1703
01:54:51,134 --> 01:54:57,181
I pick myself up
And get back in the race
1704
01:54:57,557 --> 01:54:58,766
That's life
1705
01:54:58,850 --> 01:54:59,934
[chorus] That's life
1706
01:55:00,018 --> 01:55:04,063
[man] That's life
And I can't deny it
1707
01:55:04,773 --> 01:55:10,027
Many times I thought of cuttin' out
But my heart won't buy it
1708
01:55:10,612 --> 01:55:15,199
But if there's nothing shakin'
Come here this July
1709
01:55:18,161 --> 01:55:24,333
I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball
1710
01:55:24,835 --> 01:55:31,048
And die
1711
01:55:32,843 --> 01:55:38,681
My, my
1712
01:55:50,068 --> 01:55:52,570
Isn't it rich?
1713
01:55:54,906 --> 01:55:57,700
Are we a pair?
1714
01:55:59,744 --> 01:56:03,539
Me here at last on the ground
1715
01:56:03,790 --> 01:56:07,042
You in mid-air
1716
01:56:09,087 --> 01:56:13,716
Send in the clowns
1717
01:56:20,515 --> 01:56:23,058
Isn't it bliss?
1718
01:56:25,937 --> 01:56:29,273
Don't you approve?
1719
01:56:30,942 --> 01:56:34,612
One who keeps tearing around
1720
01:56:34,696 --> 01:56:38,866
One who can't move
1721
01:56:41,828 --> 01:56:47,041
Where are the clowns?
1722
01:56:48,335 --> 01:56:52,171
Send in the clowns
1723
01:56:53,131 --> 01:56:55,883
Just when I stopped
1724
01:56:57,385 --> 01:57:00,554
Opening doors
1725
01:57:02,307 --> 01:57:08,979
Finally knowing
The one that I wanted was yours
1726
01:57:11,107 --> 01:57:17,780
Making my entrance again
With my usual flair
1727
01:57:21,034 --> 01:57:25,996
Sure of my lines
1728
01:57:27,749 --> 01:57:32,711
No one is there
1729
01:57:40,095 --> 01:57:44,098
Don't you love farce?
1730
01:57:46,893 --> 01:57:49,937
My fault, I fear
1731
01:57:52,399 --> 01:57:56,443
I thought that you'd want what I want
1732
01:57:56,528 --> 01:58:00,197
Sorry, my dear
1733
01:58:02,492 --> 01:58:07,162
But where are the clowns?
1734
01:58:09,499 --> 01:58:14,461
There ought to be clowns
1735
01:58:15,630 --> 01:58:22,595
Well, maybe next year
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