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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:36,000 Montauk train on track B. 2 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:40,400 Random thoughts for Valentine's Day, 2004. 3 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:44,798 Today is a holiday invented by greeting card companies 4 00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:46,798 Last call. 5 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:49,298 ...to make people feel like crap. 6 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,000 I ditched work today 7 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,500 and took a train out to Montauk. 8 00:01:57,500 --> 00:02:00,200 Montauk train boarding on track B. 9 00:02:00,298 --> 00:02:02,900 I don't know why. 10 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:06,100 - Aah! - I'm not an impulsive person. 11 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,499 I guess I just woke up in a funk this morning. 12 00:02:17,599 --> 00:02:19,900 I've got to get my car fixed. 13 00:02:19,999 --> 00:02:21,900 Hi. Cindy? 14 00:02:21,999 --> 00:02:24,400 It's Joel. Joel! 15 00:02:24,499 --> 00:02:28,499 Listen. I don't feel very well today. 16 00:02:28,499 --> 00:02:30,499 No. Food poisoning, I think. 17 00:02:30,499 --> 00:02:33,999 It's God damned freezing on this beach. 18 00:02:34,099 --> 00:02:36,700 Montauk in February. Brilliant, Joel. 19 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,400 A page is ripped out. 20 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,999 I don't remember doing that. 21 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:49,099 It appears, this is my first entry in two years. 22 00:02:57,900 --> 00:02:59,900 Sand is overrated. 23 00:03:01,099 --> 00:03:03,099 It's just tiny little rocks. 24 00:03:12,900 --> 00:03:15,400 If only I could meet someone new. 25 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:19,300 I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished 26 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,999 seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know. 27 00:03:25,099 --> 00:03:28,300 Maybe I should get back together with Naomi. 28 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,099 She was nice. Nice is good. 29 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:35,599 She loved me. 30 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:15,699 Why do I fall in love with every woman I see 31 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:18,699 who shows me the least bit of attention? 32 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,798 Hi. 33 00:05:00,798 --> 00:05:02,699 I'm sorry? 34 00:05:02,798 --> 00:05:06,500 - I just said hi. - Hi. Hello. Hi. 35 00:05:07,699 --> 00:05:10,199 OK if I sit closer? 36 00:05:11,399 --> 00:05:13,298 How far are you going? 37 00:05:13,399 --> 00:05:15,598 Rockville Center. 38 00:05:15,699 --> 00:05:18,000 Get out! Me too! 39 00:05:18,098 --> 00:05:21,000 Really? What are the odds? 40 00:05:23,199 --> 00:05:25,199 Do I know you? 41 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:30,000 Do you ever shop at Barnes & Noble? 42 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,199 Sure. Sure. That's it! 43 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,598 - Yeah? - I've seen you, man! 44 00:05:34,699 --> 00:05:38,798 A book slave there for, like, five years now. 45 00:05:38,899 --> 00:05:42,298 Ah. I would have thought I'd remember you. Jesus! Is it five years? 46 00:05:42,399 --> 00:05:44,500 It might be the hair. 47 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,699 What might? It changes a lot. 48 00:05:46,699 --> 00:05:50,000 The color. That's why you might not recognize me. 49 00:05:50,098 --> 00:05:53,798 - It's called "Blue Ruin", the color. - Right. Yeah. 50 00:05:53,798 --> 00:05:56,199 - A snappy name, huh? - I like it. 51 00:05:56,199 --> 00:05:58,598 Yeah. 52 00:05:58,699 --> 00:06:01,798 Anyway, this company makes a whole line of colors with equally snappy names: 53 00:06:01,899 --> 00:06:06,298 "Red Menace", "Yellow Fever", "Green Revolution" 54 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:09,298 That'd be a job: coming up with those names. 55 00:06:09,399 --> 00:06:12,399 Do you think there could possibly be a job like that? 56 00:06:12,399 --> 00:06:15,899 I mean, how many hair colors could there be? Fifty, maybe. 57 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 Someone's got that job. 58 00:06:20,199 --> 00:06:23,199 "Agent Orange"! I came up with that one. 59 00:06:23,199 --> 00:06:26,098 I apply my personality in a paste. 60 00:06:26,199 --> 00:06:28,098 Oh, I doubt that very much. 61 00:06:28,199 --> 00:06:30,699 Well, you don't know me, so... 62 00:06:31,899 --> 00:06:33,899 You don't know, do you? 63 00:06:36,699 --> 00:06:40,098 Sorry. I was just... I'm trying to be nice. 64 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Yeah. I've got it. 65 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:06,500 - My name's Clementine, by the way. - I'm Joel. 66 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:08,899 - Hi, Joel. - Hey. 67 00:07:08,899 --> 00:07:11,500 No jokes about my name. 68 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:14,798 Oh, no, you wouldn't do that. You're trying to be nice. 69 00:07:16,199 --> 00:07:18,798 I don't know any jokes about your name. 70 00:07:18,899 --> 00:07:21,098 "Huckleberry Hound". 71 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:23,699 I don't know what that means. 72 00:07:23,798 --> 00:07:26,899 Huckleberry Hound? What are you? Nuts? 73 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,899 It's been suggested. 74 00:07:36,899 --> 00:07:38,899 No? 75 00:07:38,899 --> 00:07:42,899 I'm sorry. Just... It's a pretty name, though. It really is nice. 76 00:07:42,899 --> 00:07:44,899 It's... It means "merciful." 77 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,899 Right? "Clemency"? 78 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,199 Although it hardly fits. 79 00:07:49,298 --> 00:07:51,598 I'm a vindictive little bitch, if the truth be told. 80 00:07:51,699 --> 00:07:54,098 Gee. I wouldn't think that about you. 81 00:07:54,199 --> 00:07:57,399 - Why wouldn't you think that about me? - I don't know. 82 00:07:57,399 --> 00:07:59,600 I just 83 00:07:59,699 --> 00:08:02,000 I don't know. I just 84 00:08:02,098 --> 00:08:04,000 You seem nice, so 85 00:08:04,098 --> 00:08:06,199 Oh, now I'm nice? 86 00:08:06,199 --> 00:08:09,399 Oh, God. Don't you know any other adjectives? 87 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:11,399 I don't need "nice." 88 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:15,500 I don't need myself to be it, and I don't need anybody else to be it at me. OK? 89 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:20,298 Joel? 90 00:08:21,399 --> 00:08:23,598 It's "Joel", right? 91 00:08:23,699 --> 00:08:26,199 Yes. 92 00:08:26,199 --> 00:08:28,699 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 93 00:08:28,699 --> 00:08:32,197 I'm a little out of sorts today. 94 00:08:40,899 --> 00:08:42,799 My embarrassing admission is 95 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:45,799 I really like that you're nice right now. 96 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:50,698 I mean, I can't tell from one moment to the next what I'm going to like 97 00:08:50,799 --> 00:08:52,799 but right now 98 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,900 I'm glad you are. 99 00:09:03,097 --> 00:09:07,200 I have so much stuff that I probably should 100 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,350 Oh! I'm sorry. OK. I'm writing, and 101 00:09:11,499 --> 00:09:13,597 No, no. I just... Sure. No. That's OK. 102 00:09:13,698 --> 00:09:16,299 I just have... You know, this is... OK. 103 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,799 - Ohh! Hey! - Take care, then. 104 00:09:18,799 --> 00:09:20,799 Jesus! 105 00:09:33,799 --> 00:09:38,097 Hi. I could give you a ride, if you need. 106 00:09:38,198 --> 00:09:40,097 It's cold. 107 00:09:40,198 --> 00:09:42,097 - Yeah. OK. Yeah. - Yeah? 108 00:09:42,097 --> 00:09:43,999 It is frosty. 109 00:09:44,097 --> 00:09:46,900 - You're not a stalker or anything, right? - I'm not a stalker. 110 00:09:46,999 --> 00:09:49,097 You're the one that talked to me. Remember? 111 00:09:49,097 --> 00:09:51,400 That is the oldest trick in the stalker book. 112 00:09:51,499 --> 00:09:53,597 Really? There's a stalker book? 113 00:09:53,698 --> 00:09:55,900 - Mm-hmm. - OK. 114 00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:58,299 I've got to read that one. 115 00:10:03,097 --> 00:10:07,799 Look. I'm sorry if I came off sort of nutso. I'm not, really. 116 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:11,299 Oh, it's OK. I didn't think you were. 117 00:10:17,198 --> 00:10:19,999 Did you want to have a drink? 118 00:10:19,999 --> 00:10:22,198 I have lots of drinks, and I could 119 00:10:22,299 --> 00:10:24,198 Um 120 00:10:24,299 --> 00:10:26,198 Never mind. 121 00:10:26,299 --> 00:10:28,698 Sorry. That was stupid. I'm embarrassed now. No, no, no, no. 122 00:10:28,698 --> 00:10:30,698 Good night, Joel. 123 00:10:50,299 --> 00:10:52,299 Two Blue Ruins. 124 00:10:53,299 --> 00:10:55,097 Thank you. 125 00:10:55,198 --> 00:10:57,097 Drink up, young man. 126 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,999 It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant. 127 00:11:03,299 --> 00:11:05,198 I'm just kidding! 128 00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:07,299 Come on. 129 00:11:13,198 --> 00:11:15,198 You're, kind of, closed-mouthed, aren't you? 130 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,299 I'm sorry. 131 00:11:17,299 --> 00:11:21,799 It's just, you know, my life isn't that interesting. 132 00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:25,499 I go to work, I come home. 133 00:11:26,597 --> 00:11:29,097 I don't know what to say. 134 00:11:29,097 --> 00:11:31,097 You should read my journal. 135 00:11:31,097 --> 00:11:35,597 I mean, it's just... blank. 136 00:11:35,698 --> 00:11:38,900 Really? Does that make you sad or anxious? 137 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:42,299 I mean, I'm always anxious, thinking I'm not living my life to the fullest 138 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,400 taking advantage of every possibility 139 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:48,400 making sure I'm not wasting one second of the little time I have. 140 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,900 - I think about that. - Yeah? 141 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:57,299 You're really nice. 142 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,198 Oh! God, I have to stop saying that. 143 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,400 I'm going to marry you. 144 00:12:04,499 --> 00:12:06,400 I know it. 145 00:12:06,499 --> 00:12:08,597 Um... OK. 146 00:12:13,597 --> 00:12:18,299 Joel, you should come up to the Charles with me sometime. 147 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,299 It gets frozen this time of year. 148 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,499 - That sounds scary. - Exactly. 149 00:12:23,597 --> 00:12:25,597 I'll pack a picnic 150 00:12:25,597 --> 00:12:28,499 a night picnic. Night picnics are different. 151 00:12:28,597 --> 00:12:30,400 And we could 152 00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,400 Sounds good 153 00:12:33,499 --> 00:12:36,097 but I should go. Now. 154 00:12:36,198 --> 00:12:38,097 You should stay. 155 00:12:38,198 --> 00:12:40,400 No, I really... I'm... 156 00:12:40,499 --> 00:12:42,400 I have to get up so early. 157 00:12:42,499 --> 00:12:44,400 I would like you to call me. 158 00:12:44,499 --> 00:12:47,198 Would you do that? I would like it. 159 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,299 Yes. 160 00:12:51,799 --> 00:12:55,597 Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call! 161 00:12:55,698 --> 00:12:57,499 That'd be nice. 162 00:13:38,299 --> 00:13:40,198 What took you so long? 163 00:13:40,299 --> 00:13:42,198 I just walked in. 164 00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,900 Mm-hmm. Do you miss me? 165 00:13:44,999 --> 00:13:47,198 Yeah. Oddly enough, I do. 166 00:13:47,299 --> 00:13:49,198 Oh! 167 00:13:49,299 --> 00:13:52,198 You said, "I do." I guess that means were married. 168 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,198 I guess so. 169 00:13:54,299 --> 00:13:56,799 Tomorrow night? A honeymoon on ice? 170 00:13:56,799 --> 00:13:59,299 It's really solid this time of year. 171 00:13:59,299 --> 00:14:01,198 Whoa! I don't know. 172 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,198 Come on. Come on. Eee! 173 00:14:03,299 --> 00:14:05,198 Come on. Come on, come on. 174 00:14:05,299 --> 00:14:08,698 Whew. 175 00:14:08,799 --> 00:14:12,299 Oh. So beautiful. 176 00:14:13,499 --> 00:14:15,400 Isn't it? 177 00:14:18,499 --> 00:14:20,400 Don't go too far. 178 00:14:20,499 --> 00:14:23,299 - Whoo! Oww! Ow! - Whoa! Oh! 179 00:14:23,299 --> 00:14:26,499 - Are you OK? - Ouch! Fuck it. 180 00:14:27,597 --> 00:14:30,299 Ohh! Oh, my ass! 181 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,299 - I think I should go back. - Come on. Come on! 182 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,299 What if it breaks? 183 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:40,299 - "What if?" Do you really care right now? - Huh? 184 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,597 Come here. Please. 185 00:14:42,597 --> 00:14:44,400 Come on. 186 00:14:47,698 --> 00:14:49,698 Ohh. Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! 187 00:14:49,698 --> 00:14:52,698 Slidy-slidy. Slidy-slidy. Whoa! 188 00:14:52,698 --> 00:14:55,999 This is good. Here. Let me show you this one thing. 189 00:14:56,097 --> 00:14:58,198 - What are you doing? - Whoa. 190 00:14:59,597 --> 00:15:01,597 Come on. 191 00:15:07,597 --> 00:15:09,499 Think I heard a crack. 192 00:15:09,597 --> 00:15:13,299 It's not going to crack or break or 193 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:15,400 It's so thick. 194 00:15:17,097 --> 00:15:19,698 Show me which constellations you know. 195 00:15:19,698 --> 00:15:22,299 Um... oh 196 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,097 I don't know any. 197 00:15:26,499 --> 00:15:28,799 Show me which ones you know. 198 00:15:28,799 --> 00:15:31,198 OK. 199 00:15:31,299 --> 00:15:33,900 OK. 200 00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:37,400 Oh. Here's Osidius. 201 00:15:37,499 --> 00:15:39,499 Where? 202 00:15:39,499 --> 00:15:41,499 Right there. See? 203 00:15:41,499 --> 00:15:44,299 Sort of a swoop and a cross. 204 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,299 Osidius the Emphatic. 205 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,799 - You're full of shit. Right? - Nope. 206 00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:53,799 Osidius is right there. Swoop and cross. 207 00:15:53,799 --> 00:15:56,900 Shut the fuck up! 208 00:16:07,999 --> 00:16:09,999 Clementine. 209 00:16:10,097 --> 00:16:12,299 Cock-a-doodle-doo. 210 00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,799 - Hey. - Hey. 211 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:19,999 - Hey. - Sorry to wake you, but we're... here. 212 00:16:21,097 --> 00:16:24,097 Ahh. 213 00:16:29,097 --> 00:16:32,000 Can I come over to your house 214 00:16:32,097 --> 00:16:34,799 to sleep? 215 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:37,698 I'm so tired. 216 00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:40,597 OK... yeah. Sure. 217 00:16:40,698 --> 00:16:43,597 - Let me get my toothbrush. - Yeah. Oh. 218 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,900 Just... 219 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,398 Yes? 220 00:17:07,497 --> 00:17:10,898 - Can I help you? - What do you mean? 221 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:14,398 Can I help you with something? 222 00:17:14,497 --> 00:17:17,098 No. 223 00:17:17,198 --> 00:17:19,497 What are you doing here? 224 00:17:19,598 --> 00:17:22,098 I'm not really sure what you're asking me. 225 00:17:22,198 --> 00:17:23,898 Oh. 226 00:17:24,898 --> 00:17:26,898 Thanks. 227 00:19:14,699 --> 00:19:17,998 We're looking for 159. What number's that? 228 00:19:18,098 --> 00:19:19,998 I don't know where that is. 229 00:19:20,098 --> 00:19:22,998 Jesus Christ! You'd think they'd light the number, or at least put a number on. 230 00:19:23,098 --> 00:19:24,998 Is that him? I think so. 231 00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:28,199 Yeah, that's him. Wait. That's him. 232 00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:45,498 - Hey, Joel. - Frank. 233 00:19:48,298 --> 00:19:50,399 Oh, shit. 234 00:19:50,399 --> 00:19:54,899 Jesus. The only Valentine's Day cards I get are from my mother. 235 00:19:54,899 --> 00:19:56,899 How pathetic is that, huh? 236 00:19:56,899 --> 00:19:58,899 You're lucky you have Clementine, man. 237 00:19:58,899 --> 00:20:00,899 She is way cool. 238 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,399 Hey, have you got any big Valentine's Day plans with her? 239 00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,498 No. 240 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:11,498 Well, it's only a day away. You'd better make some reservations or something. 241 00:20:11,498 --> 00:20:13,699 You don't want to end up at Mickey D's. Right? 242 00:20:13,699 --> 00:20:15,699 McRomance! 243 00:20:15,699 --> 00:20:18,199 Do you want some fries with that shake? 244 00:20:18,199 --> 00:20:20,598 I have to go to sleep now, Frank. 245 00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:22,798 It's 8:30. 246 00:20:50,598 --> 00:20:53,399 Patrick, stop it. 247 00:21:10,598 --> 00:21:12,598 Oh! OK. 248 00:21:12,699 --> 00:21:15,199 OK. OK. 249 00:21:15,199 --> 00:21:18,598 Whew. OK. 250 00:21:20,699 --> 00:21:22,699 Showtime at the Apollo. 251 00:21:31,598 --> 00:21:34,498 Shh, shh, shh. Hey. 252 00:21:34,598 --> 00:21:36,699 Quiet. 253 00:21:49,798 --> 00:21:51,699 Hey, Joel. What's up? 254 00:21:51,798 --> 00:21:53,699 Oh. Hi, Frank. 255 00:21:59,298 --> 00:22:03,098 I only get Valentine's Day cards from my mom. 256 00:22:03,098 --> 00:22:06,098 How pathetic is that? 257 00:22:06,098 --> 00:22:08,098 You're lucky you have Clementine, Joel. 258 00:22:08,098 --> 00:22:12,098 Hey. Have you got any big Valentine's Day plans with her? 259 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,098 No. 260 00:22:14,098 --> 00:22:16,098 It's only a day away. 261 00:22:16,199 --> 00:22:18,598 You'd better make a reservation or something. 262 00:22:18,699 --> 00:22:20,598 You don't want to end up at Mickey D's. 263 00:22:20,699 --> 00:22:23,098 Oh, no! 264 00:22:23,199 --> 00:22:26,498 Yes! Valentine's Day is three God damned days away! I want it resolved. 265 00:22:26,598 --> 00:22:29,699 I'm willing to be the one to resolve it. 266 00:22:29,798 --> 00:22:33,098 So I call her, and she's changed her number. 267 00:22:33,199 --> 00:22:36,298 So I walked over to Antic Attic to get her something. 268 00:22:36,298 --> 00:22:40,298 I thought I'd go over to work, and give her an early valentine, and 269 00:22:41,998 --> 00:22:43,899 You won't believe it. 270 00:22:43,998 --> 00:22:46,699 She's there with 271 00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:50,498 this guy, this really young guy 272 00:22:50,598 --> 00:22:53,998 and she looks at me like she doesn't even know who I am. 273 00:22:54,098 --> 00:22:56,598 Excuse me? 274 00:22:56,598 --> 00:22:59,298 Can I help you find something, sir? 275 00:23:03,199 --> 00:23:05,199 Hey, Clem-ato. 276 00:23:05,199 --> 00:23:08,298 Patrick! Baby boy. 277 00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:13,598 - What are you doing here, baby? - Just came to surprise you. 278 00:23:13,598 --> 00:23:16,498 - Let me know if you need something, sir. - You look good. 279 00:23:16,598 --> 00:23:18,498 Hi. 280 00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:21,699 - How are you? - Pretty good. Pretty bored. Pretty tired. 281 00:23:21,798 --> 00:23:23,699 Uh-huh. 282 00:23:23,798 --> 00:23:26,899 I so want what's in your suit. Oh, good. 283 00:23:37,199 --> 00:23:39,498 Why? 284 00:23:39,498 --> 00:23:41,998 Why would she do that to me? 285 00:23:46,399 --> 00:23:48,399 Hey. Does anybody want a joint? 286 00:23:48,498 --> 00:23:51,098 Oh God, Rob. Give it a rest. 287 00:23:51,199 --> 00:23:53,098 Oh, God. She's punishing me. 288 00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:55,098 I know, honey. For being honest. 289 00:23:55,199 --> 00:23:57,399 It's horrible. I should just go to her house. 290 00:23:57,498 --> 00:24:00,498 No! No, no, no. You don't want to go there, man. You don't want to go there. 291 00:24:00,498 --> 00:24:02,899 Get off. It's too 292 00:24:02,998 --> 00:24:04,899 - Right. - Yeah. 293 00:24:04,998 --> 00:24:06,899 I don't want to seem desperate. 294 00:24:06,998 --> 00:24:11,598 Joel, why don't you just see this as a sign, and make a clean break. Right? 295 00:24:11,598 --> 00:24:14,798 Right? 296 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,899 All right, Joel. Look, man, seriously. 297 00:24:18,998 --> 00:24:20,899 - Rob! - Here's the deal. 298 00:24:20,998 --> 00:24:24,098 Don't do that. Rob, what are you doing? No, no, no, no. 299 00:24:24,199 --> 00:24:27,399 What's your fucking suggestion, Carrie? What's your brilliant, reasoned solution? 300 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:29,998 You're going to make this about our shit now? This isn't about us. 301 00:24:30,098 --> 00:24:34,098 I agree. It's not about us. It's about Joel, who's an adult. OK? 302 00:24:34,199 --> 00:24:36,199 Not Mama Carrie's kid. 303 00:24:37,498 --> 00:24:40,399 - What are you - That's your laundry! 304 00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:45,399 That's great. That's good. 305 00:24:55,399 --> 00:24:57,399 OK. 306 00:25:04,399 --> 00:25:08,598 - What is it? - I don't know. It's some place that does a thing. 307 00:25:20,399 --> 00:25:22,498 Good morning. Lacuna. 308 00:25:23,498 --> 00:25:26,498 No, I'm sorry. That offer expired after the new year. 309 00:25:29,298 --> 00:25:32,399 Yeah, sure. We can fit you in... 310 00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:34,798 How about on the fifth? 311 00:25:34,899 --> 00:25:38,298 That's a Wednesday. All right. Great. Could you spell that, please? 312 00:25:39,598 --> 00:25:42,899 OK, and we'll need a daytime phone number. 313 00:25:42,998 --> 00:25:46,598 Great. Have a nice day. See you then. 314 00:25:46,598 --> 00:25:48,598 May I help you? 315 00:25:48,598 --> 00:25:51,598 - I'm Joel Barish. - Excuse me? 316 00:25:51,598 --> 00:25:55,199 I'm Joel. Barish. I have an appointment with Dr 317 00:25:55,298 --> 00:25:57,199 Mierzwiak. 318 00:25:57,298 --> 00:26:00,598 - Here. Could you please fill this out? - I just want to talk to him. 319 00:26:00,598 --> 00:26:02,598 - You still need to fill the form out, sir. - Really? 320 00:26:02,699 --> 00:26:05,798 - Thank you. - Great. 321 00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:07,798 I don't have a pen. 322 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:10,998 There's a pen right there. 323 00:26:11,098 --> 00:26:12,998 - Good morning. Lacuna. - Oh. 324 00:26:13,098 --> 00:26:16,899 Oh, yeah, that offer: That's done now. That expired after the new year. 325 00:26:16,998 --> 00:26:18,998 Mr. Barish? 326 00:26:21,399 --> 00:26:23,298 How are we today? 327 00:26:23,399 --> 00:26:25,298 Not too good, actually. 328 00:26:25,399 --> 00:26:27,298 - Boo! - Oh, my God! Stan! 329 00:26:27,399 --> 00:26:30,298 - Sorry. Sorry, I was just - I'm working! 330 00:26:30,399 --> 00:26:33,699 Sorry. Sorry. 331 00:26:33,699 --> 00:26:35,699 - Here, Doctor. - Thank you. 332 00:26:36,699 --> 00:26:38,699 You should not have seen this. 333 00:26:38,699 --> 00:26:40,699 I apologize. 334 00:26:44,598 --> 00:26:47,000 This is a hoax, right? I mean, this is Clem 335 00:26:47,098 --> 00:26:49,998 I assure you, no. No. 336 00:26:55,399 --> 00:26:58,098 Mm-mmm. There's no such thing as this. 337 00:26:59,598 --> 00:27:02,798 Look. Our files are confidential, Mr. Barish 338 00:27:02,899 --> 00:27:05,399 so I can't show you evidence. 339 00:27:05,399 --> 00:27:11,199 Suffice it to say that Miss... Kruczynski was not happy 340 00:27:11,199 --> 00:27:13,298 and she wanted to move on. 341 00:27:13,399 --> 00:27:15,298 We provide that possibility. 342 00:27:15,399 --> 00:27:19,399 "Miss Kruczynski was not happy and wanted to move on." 343 00:27:19,498 --> 00:27:21,998 "We provide that possibility." 344 00:27:22,098 --> 00:27:24,098 What the hell is that? 345 00:27:24,098 --> 00:27:27,098 The nicest guy she ever went out with! 346 00:27:27,098 --> 00:27:29,098 Oww! Fuck! 347 00:27:29,098 --> 00:27:31,598 God, Rob! Give it a rest! 348 00:27:31,598 --> 00:27:33,598 It's OK. It's all right. 349 00:27:33,598 --> 00:27:36,298 Carrie, I am making a birdhouse. 350 00:27:38,298 --> 00:27:42,098 What can I say, Joel? You know Clementine. She's like that. 351 00:27:42,199 --> 00:27:43,998 She's impulsive. 352 00:27:43,998 --> 00:27:47,598 She decided to erase you almost as a lark. 353 00:27:51,498 --> 00:27:53,498 A lark! 354 00:27:53,498 --> 00:27:56,998 Why? Why? Why? Why did you do that? 355 00:28:00,498 --> 00:28:02,298 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 356 00:28:02,399 --> 00:28:05,298 I'm sorry, Doctor. He just barged right in here. 357 00:28:05,399 --> 00:28:08,399 OK. I want it done. I told him pre-Valentine's Day is our busy time. 358 00:28:08,399 --> 00:28:11,798 - Oh that's OK, Mary. - But there are people waiting. 359 00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:14,798 Mr. Barish, if you'd like to come inside 360 00:28:14,899 --> 00:28:18,399 - and, Mary, if you could take care of Mrs. Woo. Good-bye, Mrs. Woo. - Yes, of course. 361 00:28:22,598 --> 00:28:25,199 Now 362 00:28:25,298 --> 00:28:28,199 the first thing we need you to do, Mr. Barish 363 00:28:28,298 --> 00:28:30,199 is to go home 364 00:28:30,298 --> 00:28:35,699 and collect everything you own that has some association with Clementine: 365 00:28:35,798 --> 00:28:37,998 anything 366 00:28:39,498 --> 00:28:43,699 and we'll use these items to create a map of Clementine in your brain. 367 00:28:43,798 --> 00:28:46,399 OK? 368 00:28:46,399 --> 00:28:51,498 So we'll need photos, clothing, gifts 369 00:28:51,598 --> 00:28:56,498 books she may have bought you, CDs you may have bought together 370 00:28:56,598 --> 00:28:59,199 journal entries 371 00:28:59,298 --> 00:29:01,098 We want to empty your home 372 00:29:01,199 --> 00:29:05,498 We want to empty your life of Clementine. 373 00:29:05,598 --> 00:29:10,098 And after the mapping is done, our technicians will do the erasing in your home tonight. 374 00:29:10,098 --> 00:29:13,498 That way, when you awake in the morning 375 00:29:13,498 --> 00:29:17,800 you'll find yourself in your own bed as if nothing had happened 376 00:29:17,998 --> 00:29:20,498 a new life awaiting you. 377 00:29:23,498 --> 00:29:26,998 Wake up, buddy! 378 00:29:31,699 --> 00:29:33,998 No, I'm sorry, Mrs. Sobel. 379 00:29:34,098 --> 00:29:37,199 You can't have the procedure done three times in one month. 380 00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:41,899 Well, it's just not our policy... How are you today, Mr. Barish? 381 00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:45,598 Hello. I'm right here. 382 00:29:45,699 --> 00:29:49,899 I know it's an emergency, and we'll do everything we can. We can fit you in on the first of March. 383 00:29:49,998 --> 00:29:53,399 Maybe you could talk to the doctor, and he 384 00:29:53,498 --> 00:29:57,699 All right, so let's make an appointment. What day would you like to come in this week? 385 00:29:57,798 --> 00:30:01,199 Mr. Barish. Um, he's really busy this afternoon. 386 00:30:01,298 --> 00:30:05,298 Maybe tomorrow would be better. Around 12:15? Can you do that? 387 00:30:06,298 --> 00:30:09,199 February is very busy for us because of Valentine's Day. 388 00:30:16,199 --> 00:30:18,399 This is Stan Fink 389 00:30:18,498 --> 00:30:21,098 one of our most experienced and skilled technicians. 390 00:30:23,199 --> 00:30:25,699 He'll be handling your case tonight. 391 00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:28,199 Great to meet you, Mr. Barish. 392 00:30:28,199 --> 00:30:30,199 My name is Joel Barish 393 00:30:30,199 --> 00:30:34,798 and I'm here to erase Clementine Kruczynski. 394 00:30:34,899 --> 00:30:39,899 Very good. Now, tell me about Clementine. 395 00:30:39,998 --> 00:30:42,498 I was 396 00:30:42,598 --> 00:30:46,399 living with this woman, Naomi 397 00:30:46,498 --> 00:30:48,998 a couple of years ago 398 00:30:49,098 --> 00:30:54,298 and my friends, Rob and Carrie invited us to this party at the beach. I don't like parties. 399 00:30:54,399 --> 00:30:57,598 Naomi couldn't go, but I went 400 00:30:57,699 --> 00:31:00,899 and I met Clementine. 401 00:31:00,899 --> 00:31:03,899 I'm sorry. 402 00:31:03,998 --> 00:31:06,899 Let's start with your most recent memories 403 00:31:06,998 --> 00:31:10,598 and work backwards from there, more or less. 404 00:31:10,699 --> 00:31:12,598 There's an emotional core 405 00:31:12,699 --> 00:31:14,598 to each of our memories 406 00:31:14,699 --> 00:31:18,498 and when you eradicate that core it starts its degradation process. 407 00:31:18,498 --> 00:31:20,998 By the time you wake up in the morning 408 00:31:20,998 --> 00:31:24,798 all the memories we've targeted will have withered and disappeared 409 00:31:24,798 --> 00:31:26,899 as in a dream upon waking. 410 00:31:26,899 --> 00:31:30,199 Is there any risk of brain damage? 411 00:31:30,298 --> 00:31:33,298 Well, technically speaking 412 00:31:33,399 --> 00:31:35,298 the procedure is brain damage 413 00:31:35,399 --> 00:31:38,199 but it's on a par with a night of heavy drinking: 414 00:31:38,298 --> 00:31:40,199 nothing you'll miss. 415 00:31:42,399 --> 00:31:44,699 Comfortable? 416 00:31:44,798 --> 00:31:48,399 What we're doing here, Mr. Barish, is actually creating a map of your brain. 417 00:31:48,498 --> 00:31:50,798 OK. Let's get started. 418 00:31:50,899 --> 00:31:54,598 If we want to get this procedure underway tonight, we have some work to do. 419 00:31:54,699 --> 00:31:58,498 I want you to react to these objects, Mr. Barish, if you will. 420 00:32:01,199 --> 00:32:03,598 There's a good story behind this one 421 00:32:03,699 --> 00:32:06,598 Actually, Mr. Barish, I'll get a much better emotional readout 422 00:32:06,699 --> 00:32:10,598 if you refrain from any sort of verbal description of the items. 423 00:32:10,598 --> 00:32:12,598 Just try to focus on the memories. 424 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:15,199 Oh. Sorry. OK. 425 00:32:16,998 --> 00:32:21,399 Healthy activity up there again. Healthy readouts. Very good. 426 00:32:21,498 --> 00:32:24,700 - Here's another object. - That's so 427 00:32:24,798 --> 00:32:27,399 The next item. OK. 428 00:32:28,998 --> 00:32:30,899 Potato head. 429 00:32:30,998 --> 00:32:34,298 Next item. OK. 430 00:32:34,298 --> 00:32:39,199 Just focus on the memories. Patrick, do me a favor. 431 00:32:39,298 --> 00:32:42,598 - Hey, Patrick. Do me a favor, will you? - Yeah. 432 00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:46,498 Can you check the voltage regulator? What have we got there? 433 00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:48,498 - The voltage looks fine. - Really? 434 00:32:48,598 --> 00:32:52,500 Well, I'm not wiping as clean as I'd like here. I'm 435 00:32:55,598 --> 00:33:00,699 Well, technically the procedure is brain damage. 436 00:33:02,798 --> 00:33:05,199 Check the connections, please. 437 00:33:06,998 --> 00:33:09,699 Oh, there you are. I... 438 00:33:14,998 --> 00:33:19,098 Why am I... I don't understand what I'm looking at. 439 00:33:19,199 --> 00:33:21,900 Why am I standing here and 440 00:33:21,998 --> 00:33:24,899 Oh, my God! Deja vu. 441 00:33:24,998 --> 00:33:26,998 Deja vu. This is so 442 00:33:27,098 --> 00:33:30,098 All right. We should get started. If we're going to get the procedure 443 00:33:30,098 --> 00:33:33,098 underway tonight, we have some work to do. 444 00:33:33,098 --> 00:33:35,699 I'm in my head already, aren't I? 445 00:33:35,699 --> 00:33:39,098 I suppose so. This is about right. 446 00:33:39,098 --> 00:33:42,098 This is what it would look like. 447 00:33:44,699 --> 00:33:46,598 Very good. 448 00:33:46,699 --> 00:33:48,998 We'll dispose of these mementos when we're done here. 449 00:33:48,998 --> 00:33:52,399 That way you won't be confused later by their unexplainable presence in your home. 450 00:33:52,399 --> 00:33:54,699 Ah, there we go. 451 00:33:54,798 --> 00:33:56,199 - Patrick? - Yeah? 452 00:33:56,298 --> 00:33:58,899 Patrick, can you check... Patrick? 453 00:33:58,998 --> 00:34:02,498 I'm getting some sort of readout of my own voice. Patrick? Patrick? 454 00:34:02,598 --> 00:34:06,498 - Why are there so many wires? - A lot of equipment. 455 00:34:06,498 --> 00:34:10,300 - Does that help? - Are you sure you set that thing up properly? 456 00:34:10,399 --> 00:34:12,300 How's that? How are you today, Mr. Barish? 457 00:34:12,399 --> 00:34:14,498 There we are, Mr. Barish. That's better. 458 00:34:14,599 --> 00:34:17,899 - I don't know if I like this. - Think I might try this, then. 459 00:34:17,998 --> 00:34:19,899 We're almost done now. 460 00:34:19,899 --> 00:34:23,099 Mmm. A journal. That would be invaluable. 461 00:34:23,099 --> 00:34:27,199 I met someone tonight. I don't know what to do. 462 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:29,899 Her name is Clementine and she's amazing. 463 00:34:29,998 --> 00:34:32,498 Whoa! Jesus! 464 00:34:32,599 --> 00:34:35,498 What? What? Come on! Careful! Step back! 465 00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:37,498 Just take it easy. 466 00:34:37,599 --> 00:34:39,399 That's fine. 467 00:34:39,498 --> 00:34:41,300 Let's not roach the guy. 468 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,800 All right. You got that one. 469 00:34:46,899 --> 00:34:50,699 - This place is sort of a dump, don't you think? - It's an apartment, Patrick. 470 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,998 Patrick. 471 00:34:53,099 --> 00:34:57,200 Well, not a dump then, but, sort of, plain, uninspired 472 00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:59,700 and there's, sort of, a stale smell. 473 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:04,300 Patrick, can we just please get through this? 474 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,999 - We've got a very long night ahead of us. Come on. - Yeah. Yeah. 475 00:35:12,999 --> 00:35:15,599 This is the last time I saw you. 476 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:32,700 It's 3:00. 477 00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:37,300 I, kind of, sort of, wrecked your car. 478 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,400 Were you driving drunk? 479 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,700 It's pathetic. 480 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,999 I was a little tipsy. 481 00:35:44,099 --> 00:35:45,999 Don't call me pathetic. 482 00:35:46,099 --> 00:35:47,999 Well, it is pathetic. 483 00:35:48,099 --> 00:35:50,999 - It's fucking irresponsible. You could have killed somebody - Oh God. 484 00:35:51,099 --> 00:35:53,999 - Maybe you did kill somebody. Should we turn on the news and see? - Oh Christ! 485 00:35:54,099 --> 00:35:57,400 - Should I check the grill to see if there's any children or small animals? - I didn't kill anybody! 486 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:01,300 It's just a fucking dent, Joel. You're like an old lady or something. 487 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,800 Well, what are you like? 488 00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,800 - A wino? - A wino? 489 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:08,800 Jesus! Are you from the '50s or something? 490 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,800 A wino? 491 00:36:10,900 --> 00:36:13,099 Face it, Joely. 492 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:17,700 You're freaked out because I was out late without you 493 00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:20,700 and in your little wormy brain 494 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:24,700 you're trying to figure out, did she fuck someone tonight? 495 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:28,300 No. See, Clem 496 00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:30,900 I assume you fucked someone tonight. 497 00:36:30,999 --> 00:36:33,400 Isn't that how you get people to like you? 498 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,700 I'm sorry. OK? 499 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,599 Clem, I didn't mean it. All right? 500 00:36:55,099 --> 00:36:56,999 - Clem? - Your keys. 501 00:36:57,099 --> 00:36:59,999 - I was just... I was just - I won't need them any more. 502 00:37:00,099 --> 00:37:03,200 angry or annoyed or something. I don't know. 503 00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:11,900 Clem? 504 00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:16,900 Got it. 505 00:37:16,999 --> 00:37:18,900 Mary's coming over tonight. 506 00:37:18,999 --> 00:37:20,599 - Yeah? - Yeah. 507 00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:22,599 I just thought you'd want to know. 508 00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:25,700 I like Mary. I like it when she comes to visit. I just don't think she likes me. 509 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,300 She likes you OK. 510 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,499 Maybe I should invite my girlfriend over. I have a girlfriend now. 511 00:37:31,599 --> 00:37:34,099 Do whatever you want. Did I tell you I have 512 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,099 Yeah. 513 00:37:41,099 --> 00:37:43,499 Did I tell you I have a new girlfriend? 514 00:37:43,599 --> 00:37:45,499 We've got to focus here, Patrick. 515 00:37:45,599 --> 00:37:47,499 Yeah, the thing is 516 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:50,499 our situation is a little weird. 517 00:37:50,599 --> 00:37:52,499 My girlfriend situation. 518 00:37:53,599 --> 00:37:55,400 I'm sure it is. 519 00:37:55,499 --> 00:37:57,499 You've got to be 520 00:38:23,599 --> 00:38:25,499 Clem, let me drive you home. 521 00:38:25,599 --> 00:38:27,599 Get out of my face, faggot! 522 00:38:28,999 --> 00:38:32,599 Look at it out here! It's all falling apart! 523 00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:35,099 I'm erasing you, and I'm happy! 524 00:38:35,099 --> 00:38:37,099 You did it to me first! 525 00:38:37,099 --> 00:38:41,099 I can't believe you did this to me. God damn it. 526 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,099 Clem! Can you hear me? 527 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,800 By morning you'll be gone! 528 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:50,400 The perfect ending to this piece-of-shit story! 529 00:38:55,099 --> 00:38:59,200 Is there something wrong with a girl being attracted to me? Is that a problem? 530 00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:01,800 No, I think it's... funny. 531 00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:04,900 So, who do you think's better-looking? Me or this guy? 532 00:39:04,999 --> 00:39:06,999 Patrick, let's focus, buddy. 533 00:39:06,999 --> 00:39:09,599 Remember that girl we did last week? 534 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:12,800 The one with the potatoes? 535 00:39:14,499 --> 00:39:17,999 That girl? That's this guy's girl. 536 00:39:17,999 --> 00:39:19,999 Right. Yeah. 537 00:39:19,999 --> 00:39:22,999 Was. We took care of that. 538 00:39:22,999 --> 00:39:25,499 Oh, God! Well 539 00:39:25,599 --> 00:39:28,499 I, kind of, fell in love with her that night. 540 00:39:28,499 --> 00:39:31,499 What? You little fuck! 541 00:39:31,599 --> 00:39:34,499 What? She was unconscious, man. 542 00:39:34,599 --> 00:39:37,599 Well, she was beautiful, and 543 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:40,700 I stole a pair of her panties as well. 544 00:39:43,599 --> 00:39:45,599 Jesus! What? 545 00:39:45,599 --> 00:39:47,500 It's not like 546 00:39:47,599 --> 00:39:50,599 - I mean, they were clean and all. - Don't tell me this stuff, man! I don't want to hear this shit! 547 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:53,099 - They were clean! - What? Don't! Stop! 548 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,599 OK. Yeah! All right! We've got work to do. 549 00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:57,700 Give me my papers. 550 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,599 There's... 551 00:40:14,999 --> 00:40:16,999 There's more. 552 00:40:18,099 --> 00:40:21,000 After we did her, I kind of 553 00:40:21,099 --> 00:40:24,499 went to where she works and asked her out. 554 00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:27,900 You what? 555 00:40:27,999 --> 00:40:30,599 Jesus. Jesus, Patrick! 556 00:40:31,599 --> 00:40:34,600 Do you have any idea 557 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:36,500 how unethical 558 00:40:36,599 --> 00:40:39,599 It's not really that bad. 559 00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:42,400 What? Get that look off your face. What's wrong? 560 00:40:42,499 --> 00:40:45,800 Patrick, you stole a girl's panties! 561 00:40:57,099 --> 00:40:59,099 There's someone here. 562 00:41:00,099 --> 00:41:01,999 He stole your underwear. 563 00:41:03,099 --> 00:41:06,300 I don't see anyone. 564 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,800 Joel? 565 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:27,300 Where are my boots? 566 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,800 Why are you showing me poisons? Can't you understand English? 567 00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:33,900 "Potions," I said. "Potions!" 568 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,300 A love potion, please. 569 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:45,200 I'm fucking crawling out of my skin! 570 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,900 I should have left you at the flea market. 571 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,200 The first thing to do is 572 00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:58,300 sift in a cup of powdered whale heart. 573 00:42:03,499 --> 00:42:05,700 Want to go? 574 00:42:06,999 --> 00:42:08,999 I want to have a baby. 575 00:42:08,999 --> 00:42:11,900 Let's talk about it later. 576 00:42:11,999 --> 00:42:15,200 No! I want to have a baby. 577 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:19,300 I don't think we're ready. 578 00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:21,300 You're not ready. 579 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,700 Clem, do you really think you could take care of a kid? 580 00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:26,900 What? 581 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,800 I don't want to talk about it here. 582 00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:33,700 I can't hear you. I can never the fuck understand what you're saying. 583 00:42:33,700 --> 00:42:36,200 I don't want to talk about this! Fucking ventriloquist! 584 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,600 - We're fucking going to talk about it! - I... don't... want... to 585 00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:41,300 You can't just say something like that and say you don't want to talk about it! 586 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,300 I'm sorry, Clem. I'd make a fucking good mother! 587 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:48,800 I love children, I'm creative and smart, and I'd make a fucking great mother! Oh, God! Mmm! 588 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:52,300 It's you, Joel. It's you who can't commit to anything! 589 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,999 It's going! It's going! You have no idea how lucky you are I'm interested in you! 590 00:42:56,099 --> 00:42:59,099 Maybe I should end this right here, Joel! 591 00:42:59,099 --> 00:43:02,499 And leave you at the flea market with this stupid costume jewelry! It's done. This is crap. 592 00:43:02,599 --> 00:43:06,099 Maybe you could find yourself an antique rocking chair to die in! All the pain, confusion... 593 00:43:13,999 --> 00:43:16,700 - Oh. Hi, Patrick. - Hi, Mary. How's it going? 594 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:19,700 - Hey, you. - Oh, it's freezing outside. 595 00:43:19,700 --> 00:43:21,599 Find us OK? Yeah. 596 00:43:24,999 --> 00:43:27,400 Mmm. Hot! 597 00:43:28,700 --> 00:43:30,599 The poor guy. 598 00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:33,400 Mmm? Oh. 599 00:43:33,499 --> 00:43:35,700 Don't you have anything real to drink? 600 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,700 We haven't really checked yet. 601 00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:40,700 - Patrick? - Yeah. 602 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,200 Let me do the honors. 603 00:43:44,499 --> 00:43:46,400 Mary hates me. 604 00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:49,099 I never really had much luck with the ladies. 605 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,099 Maybe if you stop stealing their panties 606 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:54,200 Stan. Stan. 607 00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:55,700 - There's more. - No! 608 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,099 - Yes. - No! 609 00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:01,099 Hey. Hey! 610 00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:04,099 Oh, you didn't want any, did you, Patrick? 611 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,800 No, that's OK. Wait. 612 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:11,099 "Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders." 613 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,099 Oh. 614 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,099 Oh! Oh! 615 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,999 Mmm! 616 00:44:21,999 --> 00:44:25,400 That's Nietzsche: Beyond Good and Evil. 617 00:44:25,499 --> 00:44:27,700 I found it in my Bartlett's. 618 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,700 What's your Bartlett's? 619 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,700 It's a quote book, Patrick. 620 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,700 It's a book of quotations. 621 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,200 I think Howard will be in Bartlett's one day. 622 00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:38,300 Definitely. Howard is pure Bartlett's. 623 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:40,700 God! 624 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,300 Can you wake him up? 625 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,300 You can't wake him up. 626 00:44:48,599 --> 00:44:50,599 Mmm. 627 00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:56,900 You don't tell me things, Joel. 628 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,400 I'm an open book. 629 00:45:01,599 --> 00:45:03,499 I tell you everything 630 00:45:03,599 --> 00:45:06,800 every damn embarrassing thing. 631 00:45:09,499 --> 00:45:11,499 You don't trust me. 632 00:45:11,599 --> 00:45:15,200 Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. 633 00:45:17,599 --> 00:45:19,599 I don't do that. 634 00:45:22,099 --> 00:45:24,099 I want to know you. 635 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,200 Hmm? 636 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:30,300 I don't constantly talk. Jesus! 637 00:45:32,099 --> 00:45:34,300 People have to share things, Joel. 638 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,300 Mm-hmm. 639 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,499 That's what intimacy is. 640 00:45:38,599 --> 00:45:41,499 I'm really pissed that you said that to me. 641 00:45:41,599 --> 00:45:43,499 I'm sorry. 642 00:45:43,599 --> 00:45:46,499 It... really just isn't that interesting. 643 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,700 I want to read some of those journals you're constantly scribbling in. 644 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,900 What do you write in there, if you don't have any thoughts or passions or 645 00:45:53,999 --> 00:45:55,999 love? 646 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:07,900 November 19, 2003. 647 00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:10,599 Dinner at Kang's again. 648 00:46:12,999 --> 00:46:15,900 Are we like those poor couples 649 00:46:15,999 --> 00:46:18,800 you feel sorry for in restaurants? 650 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,200 Are we the dining dead? 651 00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:25,999 I can't stand the idea of us being a couple people think that about. 652 00:46:29,900 --> 00:46:32,400 I like that. 653 00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:35,599 How's the chicken? 654 00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:37,700 Good. 655 00:46:39,099 --> 00:46:42,099 - More? - No. No. Thank you. 656 00:46:45,099 --> 00:46:47,599 She's going to be drunk and stupid now. 657 00:46:47,599 --> 00:46:50,000 Hey. Would you do me a favor 658 00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:53,099 and clean the God damned hair off the soap when you're done in the shower? 659 00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,099 - Yeah. Oh. Yeah. - It's really 660 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,300 - ...gross. - ...gross. 661 00:46:59,599 --> 00:47:02,099 - It's just - ...repulsive. 662 00:47:02,099 --> 00:47:03,800 It's repulsive. 663 00:47:09,599 --> 00:47:12,200 Patrick, can we get through this? 664 00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:14,099 Patrick. 665 00:47:14,099 --> 00:47:16,099 Hey, Tangerine. 666 00:47:16,099 --> 00:47:19,300 Oh Patrick, it's you. 667 00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,599 I'm so miserable right now. 668 00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:24,099 - Why? What's wrong? - I don't know. 669 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,099 - Excuse me? - I'm so confused! 670 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,099 Can I help you find something, sir? 671 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,200 Confused? What are you confused about? Everything's fine. 672 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:34,099 Baby, come here. 673 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,200 Scared of what? 674 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,300 - Do you love me? - Of course I do. 675 00:47:43,300 --> 00:47:45,300 Where's the self-help section? 676 00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:47,800 Do you think I'm ugly? 677 00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:50,300 No! You're beautiful! 678 00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,599 - Maybe I should come over. - No, no. 679 00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:55,700 I don't know. I'm a mess, Patrick. 680 00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:58,400 Well, just let me come over. I'll cheer you up. 681 00:47:58,499 --> 00:48:00,400 OK. 682 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:03,599 Stan, can I leave for a while? My girlfriend's really upset. 683 00:48:03,700 --> 00:48:05,900 We're right in the middle of erasing this poor man's 684 00:48:05,999 --> 00:48:07,900 Let him go, Stan! 685 00:48:07,999 --> 00:48:10,900 Let him go. I'll help. 686 00:48:10,999 --> 00:48:12,900 See? How hard can it be? 687 00:48:12,999 --> 00:48:16,700 - She hates me. She wants me to go. - Go. 688 00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:19,599 All right. I'll be right over, Tangerine. 689 00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:21,400 You like? 690 00:48:21,499 --> 00:48:24,499 Oh, man! 691 00:48:24,599 --> 00:48:26,599 I matched my sweatshirt exactly. 692 00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:28,599 - I like it. - You do? 693 00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:30,900 - You look like a tangerine. - Ohh! 694 00:48:30,999 --> 00:48:34,400 "Clemen-teen", the tangerine. Mmm! Juicy! 695 00:48:34,499 --> 00:48:36,999 And seedless. I like that. 696 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,900 I like tangerines! 697 00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:43,099 Can you see me doing ducks? 698 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,099 Tangerine. Joel. Ducks. Quack-quack. 699 00:48:46,099 --> 00:48:49,099 - How does he know to call you that? - How did who know? 700 00:48:49,099 --> 00:48:51,900 - Oh, my God! Clem? - This is pretty cool. 701 00:48:51,999 --> 00:48:53,900 That's what they called themselves. 702 00:48:53,999 --> 00:48:56,400 The Clash... The only band that mattered. 703 00:48:56,499 --> 00:48:58,400 They called themselves that for a reason. 704 00:48:58,499 --> 00:49:01,900 - It's amazing, isn't it? Like social justice. - Yeah, it's totally incredible: 705 00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:04,400 what Howard gives to the world. 706 00:49:05,499 --> 00:49:07,599 Yeah. 707 00:49:07,599 --> 00:49:10,099 To let people begin again. 708 00:49:12,099 --> 00:49:14,099 It's beautiful. 709 00:49:14,099 --> 00:49:19,000 You look at a baby, and it's so pure and so free and so clean 710 00:49:19,099 --> 00:49:22,500 and adults are, like, this mess of sadness 711 00:49:22,599 --> 00:49:25,400 and phobias. 712 00:49:25,499 --> 00:49:28,599 Howard just makes it all go away. 713 00:49:38,499 --> 00:49:40,400 Oh, my God. 714 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:45,200 - Baby, what's going on? - I don't know. I don't know! 715 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,599 I'm lost. I'm scared. 716 00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:49,599 I feel like I'm disappearing. 717 00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:52,599 - Disappearing? - My skin's coming off! I'm getting old! 718 00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:55,599 - Nothing makes any sense to me! - You're not getting old. 719 00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:58,900 - Nothing makes any sense. Nothing makes any sense. - Oh, Tangerine 720 00:49:58,999 --> 00:50:01,300 Nothing makes any sense. 721 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:04,999 - Nothing makes any sense, Patrick. - It's OK. It's OK. 722 00:50:05,099 --> 00:50:09,099 - Hey. Let's go out dancing. - Yeah? Do you want to go out to Montauk with me? 723 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:11,099 - Montauk? - Yeah. 724 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,900 - No! Come up to Boston with me. - Sure. Yeah. We can go next weekend. 725 00:50:14,999 --> 00:50:18,200 No, no. Now. Now. Yeah. I have to go now. 726 00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:20,700 I have to see the frozen Charles now. 727 00:50:24,300 --> 00:50:26,700 Hi. It's Joel. 728 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:31,999 Um leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you. 729 00:50:33,999 --> 00:50:36,499 Pick up! Pick up, man! 730 00:50:36,499 --> 00:50:39,300 Whoa. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 731 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,900 Hello? Yeah, what's up? 732 00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:46,999 I got into a little situation with the old lady. 733 00:50:47,099 --> 00:50:49,900 Can you handle things tonight alone? I'm really sorry, man. 734 00:50:49,900 --> 00:50:52,900 Don't worry about it. I've got it under control, man. 735 00:50:52,900 --> 00:50:56,499 - He's pretty much on autopilot right now anyway. - Thanks, Stan. I owe you big-time. 736 00:50:56,599 --> 00:50:59,300 Dude, I've got to go. I've got to go. 737 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,200 Charles. 738 00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:07,300 Come on, Charles. 739 00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:16,300 "Look! You and me on the Charles River: I could die right now, Clem." 740 00:51:16,300 --> 00:51:20,400 "I'm just happy. I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want" 741 00:51:22,499 --> 00:51:25,200 - I'm so excited. Yea. - I'm excited too! 742 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:29,099 - Cool. - Oh, I 743 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,999 I got you this 744 00:51:32,099 --> 00:51:35,100 - What? - ...thing 745 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,200 Happy early Valentine's Day. 746 00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,200 Oh! 747 00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:42,700 Wow. What is it? 748 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,300 - I don't know. - Open it up. 749 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,800 Oh. 750 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,800 It's gorgeous! 751 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,800 - Do you like it? - Yeah. It's just my taste. Really. 752 00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:02,200 I've never gone out with a guy who bought me a piece of jewelry I liked. 753 00:52:02,300 --> 00:52:04,300 Thank you. 754 00:52:11,300 --> 00:52:13,200 - Let's go. - OK. 755 00:52:13,599 --> 00:52:16,499 - Joely? - Yeah, Tangerine? 756 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,700 Am I ugly? 757 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,200 - Mm-mmm. - When I was a kid, I thought I was. 758 00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:28,400 I can't believe I'm crying already. 759 00:52:28,499 --> 00:52:34,300 Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid: 760 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:37,400 like you don't matter. 761 00:52:37,499 --> 00:52:40,800 So, I'm eight 762 00:52:40,900 --> 00:52:43,099 and I have these toys 763 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,099 these dolls... 764 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:49,900 My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine 765 00:52:49,999 --> 00:52:51,900 and I keep yelling at her: 766 00:52:51,999 --> 00:52:56,400 "You can't be ugly! Be pretty!" 767 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,400 It's weird: 768 00:52:58,499 --> 00:53:01,599 like if I can transform her 769 00:53:01,599 --> 00:53:04,300 I would magically change too. 770 00:53:08,999 --> 00:53:10,900 You're pretty. 771 00:53:10,999 --> 00:53:14,200 Joely, don't ever leave me. 772 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:18,300 Pretty. Pretty. Pretty. Pretty. 773 00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:22,300 Mierzwiak, please let me keep this memory. 774 00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:24,300 Just this one. 775 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,300 I don't want to hold your hand. Come on. 776 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,999 Whoo! Whoa! 777 00:53:29,099 --> 00:53:31,099 Stop it! 778 00:53:34,499 --> 00:53:37,200 I could die right now, Clem. 779 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,400 I'm just 780 00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:44,400 happy. 781 00:53:46,300 --> 00:53:48,900 I've never felt that before. 782 00:53:50,099 --> 00:53:51,999 Mmm. 783 00:53:52,099 --> 00:53:54,099 I'm just exactly 784 00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:58,300 where I want to be. 785 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,400 Clem? 786 00:54:07,599 --> 00:54:10,099 I want to call it off. 787 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,200 I'll give you a sign. 788 00:54:16,499 --> 00:54:18,499 I want to call it off! 789 00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:23,800 Can you hear me? I don't want this anymore! 790 00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:26,300 I want to call it off! 791 00:54:32,300 --> 00:54:36,099 Is anybody there? 792 00:54:42,499 --> 00:54:44,999 - Clementine? - Joel? 793 00:54:45,099 --> 00:54:47,300 - Clement - Joely? 794 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,499 - Clem! - Joel? 795 00:54:49,499 --> 00:54:52,300 Clem! 796 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,599 - What? - We've got to go. We've got to go. 797 00:54:54,700 --> 00:54:57,099 - What? Where? - I have an idea of how to stop this. 798 00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,499 Stop what? 799 00:54:59,599 --> 00:55:01,499 - Joely - Come on, Clem. 800 00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:04,900 - Smell my armpit! Smell my armpit! - No! 801 00:55:04,999 --> 00:55:07,499 - Don't tickle me! Don't make me smell you. - Smell my pits! 802 00:55:07,599 --> 00:55:09,599 - No. - Good. 803 00:55:09,599 --> 00:55:11,999 Concentrate, Clem. 804 00:55:12,099 --> 00:55:14,499 We've got to get back to the office. 805 00:55:14,599 --> 00:55:17,200 There was a tape recorder. No, not the picture 806 00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,300 not the picture. 807 00:55:19,300 --> 00:55:22,400 Where is it? Back here. Come on! 808 00:55:22,499 --> 00:55:25,099 Oh, look at me. Hey, I look good there. 809 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:28,900 Look. Our files are confidential, Mr. Barish 810 00:55:28,999 --> 00:55:30,900 so I can't show you evidence. 811 00:55:30,999 --> 00:55:34,300 Suffice it to say that Miss... Kruczynski 812 00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:38,300 was not happy and she wanted to move on. 813 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:42,900 Good. Now, tell me about Clementine. Just tell me everything you remember. 814 00:55:42,999 --> 00:55:45,900 That's what he said. Then... What did we see that day? 815 00:55:45,900 --> 00:55:47,900 No, wait. Oh, look! Hey! 816 00:55:47,900 --> 00:55:50,400 Shit! We're going to see my grandma. 817 00:55:50,499 --> 00:55:53,200 Joel, why... No, I don't want to... Joel, please! We're not going on a train. 818 00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:55,999 - Don't make me run anymore. - Come on! 819 00:55:56,099 --> 00:55:58,400 Mierzwiak! 820 00:55:58,499 --> 00:56:01,499 - Do we always have to run? - Mierzwiak! 821 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,800 Please. 822 00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:16,200 So, why don't we begin by you telling me 823 00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:18,400 everything you can remember. 824 00:56:18,499 --> 00:56:20,900 Mierzwiak! Wake me up! 825 00:56:20,999 --> 00:56:24,099 Oh I'm sorry, Mr. Barish. 826 00:56:24,099 --> 00:56:27,099 I thought you understood what was going on here. 827 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,400 I don't know. You're erasing her from me. 828 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:33,400 You're erasing me from her... 829 00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:37,800 I don't know. 830 00:56:37,900 --> 00:56:41,599 You've got this thing. I'm in my bed. I know it. 831 00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:43,599 I'm in my brain. 832 00:56:43,599 --> 00:56:46,599 I'm part of your imagination too, Joel. 833 00:56:46,599 --> 00:56:49,200 How can I help you from there? 834 00:56:49,300 --> 00:56:52,800 I'm inside your head too. I'm you. 835 00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:56,499 Sorry. 836 00:56:56,599 --> 00:56:58,700 Look. Who's that? 837 00:56:58,700 --> 00:57:00,800 Oh he works for us. 838 00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:05,499 That's Patrick 839 00:57:05,599 --> 00:57:08,200 baby boy. 840 00:57:08,300 --> 00:57:10,800 He's stealing my identity. 841 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,200 He stole my stuff. 842 00:57:13,300 --> 00:57:16,999 He's seducing my girlfriend with my words and my things. 843 00:57:17,099 --> 00:57:20,300 He stole her underwear. Oh, Jesus Christ! 844 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,300 He stole her underwear. 845 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,800 I could die right now, Clem. 846 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,300 I'm just happy. 847 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:32,999 I've never felt that before. I'm just exactly where I want to be. 848 00:57:34,499 --> 00:57:36,499 I want to go home. 849 00:57:37,599 --> 00:57:39,499 Hey. What? 850 00:57:41,999 --> 00:57:45,599 Clem! 851 00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:47,700 Wait. Clem! 852 00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:50,900 Clem? 853 00:57:50,999 --> 00:57:53,499 They're erasing you. 854 00:57:53,599 --> 00:57:55,499 I'm here! 855 00:57:55,599 --> 00:57:58,200 Clem, focus. I hired them, OK? 856 00:57:58,300 --> 00:58:00,200 I'm so stupid. 857 00:58:00,300 --> 00:58:03,300 Sweetie, calm down. Enjoy the scenery. 858 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,700 I need it to stop before I wake up and I don't know you anymore. 859 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:12,599 OK. Well, you know. Just tell them to cancel it then. 860 00:58:12,700 --> 00:58:15,900 What the hell are you talking about? I can't just cancel it. I'm asleep. 861 00:58:15,999 --> 00:58:17,700 Wake yourself up! 862 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,599 OK. You want me to wake up? OK. Great. All right. 863 00:58:20,599 --> 00:58:23,499 - OK, here we go. This make you happy if I try? - Yeah. 864 00:58:23,599 --> 00:58:26,599 I'll try really hard. Here we go. That was a great idea. 865 00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:28,800 Yeah. OK. 866 00:58:28,900 --> 00:58:32,200 Boy! That's working like gangbusters. 867 00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,700 Don't! That tickles me! Oh my goodness. 868 00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,200 Oh, my God. What is that? Jesus Christ! What the... 869 00:58:37,300 --> 00:58:39,300 It's a birthmark! 870 00:58:42,599 --> 00:58:45,800 It did work, for a second 871 00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:48,400 but I couldn't... move. See? 872 00:58:48,499 --> 00:58:53,200 Oh well, isn't that just another one of Joel's self-fulfilling prophecies? 873 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,500 It's more important to prove me wrong than to actually 874 00:58:55,599 --> 00:58:58,800 Look, I don't want to discuss this right now. OK? 875 00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:02,200 Fine. 876 00:59:02,300 --> 00:59:05,300 Then what? I'm listening. 877 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,099 I don't know. You erased me. 878 00:59:08,099 --> 00:59:10,800 That's why I'm here. That's why I'm doing this in the first place. 879 00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:12,800 - I'm sorry. - You... You! 880 00:59:12,900 --> 00:59:15,300 You know me. I'm impulsive. 881 00:59:18,599 --> 00:59:20,700 That's what I love about you. 882 00:59:24,499 --> 00:59:25,999 Joel? 883 00:59:26,099 --> 00:59:28,999 - Mm-hmm? - I have another idea for this problem. 884 00:59:29,099 --> 00:59:31,400 This is a memory of me 885 00:59:31,499 --> 00:59:36,099 the way you wanted to have sex on the couch after you looked down at my crotch. 886 00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:39,200 - What? - Joel, the eraser guys are coming here 887 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:42,200 so what if you take me somewhere else 888 00:59:42,300 --> 00:59:44,499 somewhere where I don't belong 889 00:59:44,499 --> 00:59:47,099 and we hide there till morning? 890 00:59:51,499 --> 00:59:54,900 Oh, man! I can't remember anything without you. 891 00:59:54,999 --> 00:59:58,099 Tsk. That's very sweet, but try, OK? 892 00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,099 OK. 893 01:00:24,499 --> 01:00:26,599 It's working! 894 01:00:26,599 --> 01:00:30,200 I'm a genius! 895 01:00:50,700 --> 01:00:52,599 Joel? 896 01:00:52,700 --> 01:00:54,900 Joel? 897 01:00:56,599 --> 01:00:58,800 Where'd you go? 898 01:00:58,900 --> 01:01:00,700 I'm supposed to come too! 899 01:01:00,700 --> 01:01:04,300 Listen. I'm just going to go get a salad bowl. Can you stir the soup and keep an eye on Joel? 900 01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:06,300 Sure. He just likes to be near me. 901 01:01:06,300 --> 01:01:08,300 - Absolutely! - Clem? 902 01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:12,499 It worked. My God, look at this! Wow! 903 01:01:12,599 --> 01:01:16,800 It worked! Look! Look at this dress, man! 904 01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:21,400 Oh, my God! Look at it! I wish I could take it with me. 905 01:01:21,499 --> 01:01:23,900 Who am I? 906 01:01:23,999 --> 01:01:25,900 Mrs. Hamlyn. Right. Mrs. Hamlyn. 907 01:01:25,900 --> 01:01:28,499 I must be about four. Oh, my gosh. 908 01:01:28,599 --> 01:01:31,900 I've found the salad bowl, so I'm serving salad and string beans. 909 01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:34,400 Is he OK under there? Peanut, are you all right? 910 01:01:34,499 --> 01:01:38,200 God! Honestly, I feel like I could clean up all day. 911 01:01:38,300 --> 01:01:41,300 - Listen. Would you hate me if I asked you to clean some string beans? - No, not at all. 912 01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,900 Oh, my God. I love this kitchen. 913 01:01:43,999 --> 01:01:46,999 - Thank you so much. - She's not looking at me. 914 01:01:47,099 --> 01:01:50,200 She's busy. She's not looking at me. 915 01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:53,599 No one ever looks at me. I want my mommy. 916 01:01:53,700 --> 01:01:56,700 Oh, baby Joel. Hey, Joely! Joely! 917 01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:59,300 - Is every little peanut under there OK? - Mm-hmm! He's fine. 918 01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,700 Do you have something to drink? 919 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,400 Would you drink a cocktail at this hour? I mean, I know it's not 5:00. 920 01:02:04,499 --> 01:02:06,999 - I would die for a vodka. - Oh, hang on. Let me check if I have that. 921 01:02:07,099 --> 01:02:09,800 - OK! I'm just going to wait right here. - Joel! Hey. No, sweetie. 922 01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:11,800 Joely. 923 01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:15,499 - Your mother wants me to mind you. Get back under the table. - Ice cream. 924 01:02:15,599 --> 01:02:19,900 - Ice cream. - No, not until after, you know, you've had your dinner. 925 01:02:19,999 --> 01:02:21,999 Come on, Joel! 926 01:02:22,099 --> 01:02:24,099 Joel, grow up! 927 01:02:24,099 --> 01:02:26,499 Don't leave me, Clem. Oh, my God, Clem. 928 01:02:26,599 --> 01:02:28,999 This is, sort of, warped. I'm scared. 929 01:02:29,099 --> 01:02:32,400 - I want my mommy! - Don't cry, baby Joel. 930 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:36,700 Baby Joel, it's OK. Joel. Joely. Joel! 931 01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:39,599 Stop it! Look. I think it's working. Look. We're hidden, Joel. Look! 932 01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:42,499 Hey, honey. Look. 933 01:02:42,599 --> 01:02:44,599 Wait there. 934 01:02:47,900 --> 01:02:50,700 My crotch is still here, just as you remembered it. 935 01:02:50,700 --> 01:02:52,700 Yuck. 936 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:58,800 It stopped. 937 01:02:58,900 --> 01:03:02,700 - What? - It stopped erasing. 938 01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:05,200 Oh, shit. 939 01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:07,200 This is terrible. 940 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:11,099 He's off the map. He's off the map. 941 01:03:11,099 --> 01:03:14,700 - Where? - I don't know where! - What do you mean? - I don't know where! 942 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:18,900 - This is bad. This is very, very bad news. - Where are my glasses? 943 01:03:18,900 --> 01:03:21,499 OK. Crap. 944 01:03:21,599 --> 01:03:24,300 - OK. What do we do? - What do I do? 945 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,999 - What shall we do? - I don't know what to do. 946 01:03:27,099 --> 01:03:29,300 - What shall we do? - Crap. Crap. I don't know! 947 01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,999 - I just said that I don't know what to do. - I'm sorry. What do we do? 948 01:03:32,099 --> 01:03:35,700 I don't know. Now, look. You're freaking me out. Mellow out. 949 01:03:35,700 --> 01:03:39,599 Well, you have to do something. He could wake up all half-baked. 950 01:03:39,599 --> 01:03:42,700 Quiet. You're freaking me out. Shh. Shh. 951 01:03:42,700 --> 01:03:45,700 All gooey and... half-baked. Hmm, that sounds so good. 952 01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,700 - Oh, shit! - I'm hungry. 953 01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:49,700 - Oh, shit. Oh! Oh! 954 01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,300 What? Oh! What, what? What? 955 01:03:52,300 --> 01:03:55,300 - We should call Howard. - No way. No, sir, man. 956 01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:57,499 This is my... I can handle this. 957 01:03:57,599 --> 01:03:59,900 - I can't call Howard. - He's an unbaked cookie. 958 01:03:59,999 --> 01:04:02,599 He's... There's no time to fuck around. 959 01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:05,200 - I've got this under control. - What are you talking about? 960 01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:08,200 - Stop fucking around! - OK. I'll call Howard. 961 01:04:15,900 --> 01:04:19,300 Hello. Hello, Howard? Hey, it's Stan. 962 01:04:19,300 --> 01:04:23,200 Um, I'm working on this guy down here, and we seem to have lost him for a moment 963 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,999 and, I can't... bring him back up. 964 01:04:26,099 --> 01:04:29,499 OK, tell me what happened before he disappeared. 965 01:04:29,599 --> 01:04:32,999 Well, I wasn't sure, really, because I was away from the monitor for a minute 966 01:04:33,099 --> 01:04:35,700 and I had it on autopilot because I had to... 967 01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:37,800 I had to pee. 968 01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:41,499 - Where's Patrick? - Patrick? Patrick had to go home sick. 969 01:04:41,599 --> 01:04:43,499 Ah, geez! 970 01:04:43,599 --> 01:04:46,400 - OK, what's the address? - I know. I'm so sorry. 971 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:50,099 - That's OK. Come on. - I'm at 159 South Village. 972 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:53,400 - Yeah. - Apartment 1 E. Rockville Center. 973 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:56,099 - Mary? He's coming right now. - Yeah? 974 01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,099 I'm staying. 975 01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:00,499 - Get your stuff, Mary. - I'm staying. 976 01:05:00,599 --> 01:05:03,099 - I think you should go. - Hell, no. 977 01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:06,800 Mary... Shit. 978 01:05:06,900 --> 01:05:10,800 - I am so stoned. - Please, Mary. 979 01:05:10,900 --> 01:05:13,300 You have to go. Stop being stoned, Mary. 980 01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:16,200 I don't want him to see me stoned. 981 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:20,400 - Mary, you have no idea how much trouble we're going to get into if Howard comes - I look like shit! 982 01:05:20,499 --> 01:05:23,700 Joely, stop it! Joel! Look! Hey, Joel! 983 01:05:29,599 --> 01:05:31,599 Joel! I want her to pick me up. 984 01:05:31,599 --> 01:05:35,200 It's weird how strong that desire is. Joel, look at me! Look. 985 01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:37,599 You'll remember me in the morning 986 01:05:37,599 --> 01:05:40,800 and you'll come to me, and you'll tell me about us, and we'll start over. 987 01:05:40,900 --> 01:05:43,300 Pat? I just... Pat? 988 01:05:43,300 --> 01:05:45,499 I thought we could have a little cocktail. 989 01:05:45,599 --> 01:05:47,999 That Patrick guy... he's copying me. 990 01:05:48,099 --> 01:05:50,099 What Patrick guy? 991 01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:51,900 - That guy! - What? 992 01:05:51,999 --> 01:05:53,900 He's here in my apartment. 993 01:05:53,900 --> 01:05:55,900 He's one of those eraser guys. 994 01:05:55,900 --> 01:06:00,300 He fell for you when they were doing you, and now he's introduced himself like he doesn't even know you 995 01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:02,700 and you guys are dating. 996 01:06:02,700 --> 01:06:05,999 Really? Is he cute? 997 01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,800 Clem, there's nothing wrong with you. 998 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,400 You're the most wonderful person I've ever met. 999 01:06:13,499 --> 01:06:16,400 You... You're kind 1000 01:06:16,499 --> 01:06:18,700 beautiful 1001 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:21,000 and smart and funny 1002 01:06:21,099 --> 01:06:23,400 and... nice. 1003 01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:25,700 What? 1004 01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:29,300 OK. All right. 1005 01:06:30,900 --> 01:06:33,200 OK. Oh! 1006 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,499 Move, move, move! Come on. Let's go. Careful, careful. 1007 01:06:35,599 --> 01:06:37,400 Fine. 1008 01:06:37,499 --> 01:06:40,900 Oh, my God. I'm still stoned. 1009 01:06:40,900 --> 01:06:43,300 Those eyedrops you gave me didn't do shit. 1010 01:06:48,099 --> 01:06:49,999 Be cool. Cool. 1011 01:06:54,599 --> 01:06:56,900 - Hello, Mary. What are you doing here? - Oh, hi, Howard. 1012 01:06:56,999 --> 01:06:58,900 She was just here to help out. 1013 01:06:58,999 --> 01:07:02,099 I wanted to understand as much as I could about the procedure as possible. 1014 01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:05,900 I think it's important for my job to understand the inner workings 1015 01:07:05,999 --> 01:07:08,200 of the work that we do. 1016 01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:10,900 Well, not that I do, but the work that is done 1017 01:07:10,999 --> 01:07:14,700 by people... where I also work, the work of my colleagues. 1018 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:17,800 All right. Well, let's see if we can 1019 01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:20,400 get to the bottom of this, shall we? 1020 01:07:20,499 --> 01:07:22,499 Yeah... 1021 01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:27,700 Well, that's odd. I already tried that. 1022 01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:31,599 - Did you try going through the C-gate? - Yeah, of course. 1023 01:07:31,599 --> 01:07:33,400 I mean... yes. 1024 01:07:33,499 --> 01:07:35,700 Yeah. 1025 01:07:37,900 --> 01:07:39,900 All right. 1026 01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:43,300 - Do you want to get linked up? - Yeah. 1027 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,700 All right. 1028 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,400 I already... I ran the utility programs 1029 01:07:48,499 --> 01:07:50,499 and I had nothing there 1030 01:07:50,499 --> 01:07:53,499 so I checked all the memories against the printed logs. 1031 01:07:53,599 --> 01:07:55,599 - Here, Howard. - OK. 1032 01:07:55,700 --> 01:07:58,099 - I've got you a chair. - There you go. - Oh, thank you. 1033 01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,700 - You're welcome. - Whew! 1034 01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:04,400 All right. I'm going to... go through the entire memory 1035 01:08:04,499 --> 01:08:06,499 and see if something comes up. 1036 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:15,698 I love being bathed in the sink. 1037 01:08:15,798 --> 01:08:18,298 Such a feeling of security. 1038 01:08:18,298 --> 01:08:21,595 - I've never seen you happier, baby Joel. - Hmm! 1039 01:08:21,595 --> 01:08:23,595 There it is. 1040 01:08:23,595 --> 01:08:27,999 I don't understand why it's off the map like that. 1041 01:08:28,095 --> 01:08:30,095 What the heck was he doing there? 1042 01:08:39,698 --> 01:08:41,698 His eyes are open. 1043 01:08:43,595 --> 01:08:47,198 - Has this happened before with him? - No. 1044 01:08:47,198 --> 01:08:50,798 Oh, this is... not good. No. 1045 01:08:50,897 --> 01:08:53,095 I'm going to have to 1046 01:08:53,198 --> 01:08:55,095 I'm going to have to give him this. 1047 01:09:19,499 --> 01:09:22,198 Can't you see I love you, Antoine? 1048 01:09:22,198 --> 01:09:25,397 OK, we're back in. 1049 01:09:25,499 --> 01:09:29,698 Wow. That was beautiful to watch, Howard. 1050 01:09:29,798 --> 01:09:33,798 Like a surgeon or a concert pianist or something! 1051 01:09:33,897 --> 01:09:35,798 Thank you, Mary. 1052 01:09:35,897 --> 01:09:39,999 Um, Howard, you should get some sleep. I think I'll be fine now. 1053 01:09:40,095 --> 01:09:44,595 Why can't you see I love you, Antoine? 1054 01:09:44,698 --> 01:09:46,698 Hmm. Lucky me. 1055 01:09:46,798 --> 01:09:51,198 Lay one on me. 1056 01:09:52,298 --> 01:09:54,398 Don't call me Antoine. 1057 01:09:54,499 --> 01:09:56,898 - My name is Wally. - Yes, I know 1058 01:09:56,999 --> 01:09:59,499 but how can a woman love a man with a name like Wally? 1059 01:09:59,598 --> 01:10:01,999 Oh! Oh! What was that? 1060 01:10:02,098 --> 01:10:04,798 Hey. My God! There's people coming out of your butt. 1061 01:10:04,798 --> 01:10:07,298 There is? 1062 01:10:08,499 --> 01:10:10,999 - Got it. - Tangerine! 1063 01:10:10,999 --> 01:10:13,999 What... Joel... What are you doing? We've got to go. 1064 01:10:14,098 --> 01:10:16,798 Go on. Please, please, go. Please go! 1065 01:10:19,699 --> 01:10:21,499 You can run, but you can't hide. 1066 01:10:21,598 --> 01:10:23,398 Clem, come on! 1067 01:10:24,398 --> 01:10:26,398 There I am. 1068 01:10:26,398 --> 01:10:28,398 That truck. 1069 01:10:28,398 --> 01:10:31,298 Doc? Please. 1070 01:10:31,398 --> 01:10:35,499 All right. Let's begin by you telling me 1071 01:10:35,598 --> 01:10:38,300 everything you remember 1072 01:10:38,398 --> 01:10:42,398 - that's strange. - He's in a memory that we've already erased. 1073 01:10:42,398 --> 01:10:46,499 Oh well, at least we know where he is. He's back on track, right? 1074 01:10:46,598 --> 01:10:48,499 Come on, Clem. 1075 01:10:48,598 --> 01:10:51,598 He seems to have developed some sort of resistance to the procedure. 1076 01:10:51,699 --> 01:10:54,298 - I don't want to run anymore. - Shit. 1077 01:10:56,298 --> 01:10:59,898 Come on, come on. Hide me somewhere deeper, somewhere really buried. 1078 01:10:59,898 --> 01:11:02,699 - Where? - Hide me in your humiliation. 1079 01:11:03,798 --> 01:11:06,398 - Humiliation. - Come on, you big baby! 1080 01:11:06,499 --> 01:11:08,398 I'm sorry. OK? 1081 01:11:11,999 --> 01:11:14,798 Let me drive you home. 1082 01:11:14,898 --> 01:11:17,298 No! 1083 01:11:17,398 --> 01:11:20,798 - Bye, Howard. - No, wait. Howard. 1084 01:11:20,898 --> 01:11:23,199 He's disappeared again. 1085 01:11:23,298 --> 01:11:27,499 - Oh, dear. - I'm so sorry, Howard. 1086 01:11:27,499 --> 01:11:29,499 Humiliation. 1087 01:11:29,598 --> 01:11:32,199 Humiliation. 1088 01:11:32,298 --> 01:11:35,298 - Hu-mi-lia... - Joel. 1089 01:11:35,398 --> 01:11:37,499 I don't like it either. 1090 01:11:37,598 --> 01:11:40,098 I'm just trying to find horrible secret places to 1091 01:11:40,199 --> 01:11:43,100 Joel, honey, I have a surprise... I just... oh 1092 01:11:43,199 --> 01:11:46,098 Do you know what, honey? I'm just going to ask you in the morning. 1093 01:11:46,199 --> 01:11:48,999 Good night, sweetheart. 1094 01:11:49,098 --> 01:11:51,398 No. 1095 01:11:51,499 --> 01:11:54,398 - I'm sorry, Joel. Joely. - Shut up. 1096 01:11:55,699 --> 01:11:58,598 Look! Joel! 1097 01:11:58,598 --> 01:12:00,598 - Joel, look! - What? 1098 01:12:00,598 --> 01:12:02,598 Look where we are! 1099 01:12:02,598 --> 01:12:05,098 Whoo! 1100 01:12:05,098 --> 01:12:07,598 Clem, this isn't good. 1101 01:12:07,598 --> 01:12:11,499 Then hide me somewhere... really buried. 1102 01:12:14,298 --> 01:12:16,999 - Hit it! Hit it! - I can't! I've got to go home. 1103 01:12:17,098 --> 01:12:19,499 I'll do it later! 1104 01:12:22,699 --> 01:12:26,098 Come on, you big sissy! 1105 01:12:34,398 --> 01:12:36,699 Ooh! 1106 01:12:36,798 --> 01:12:39,898 Ooh, he has a girlfriend! 1107 01:12:39,898 --> 01:12:42,598 - Wait. What am I doing? - Do you know something, Freddy? - And he loves her! 1108 01:12:42,699 --> 01:12:44,898 - You don't scare me any more. - Ow! Ow! 1109 01:12:44,898 --> 01:12:46,898 Joel! 1110 01:12:46,999 --> 01:12:49,798 - Joely, get up. Come on. It's not worth it. - Hit him! Hit him! 1111 01:12:49,898 --> 01:12:54,499 - They're not worth it, Joel! - Tra-la-la-la-la! - He's not listening! 1112 01:12:54,598 --> 01:12:56,598 - Come on, Joel. - Stupid! 1113 01:13:02,798 --> 01:13:06,598 - I'm so ashamed. - It's OK. 1114 01:13:06,699 --> 01:13:08,898 - You were a little kid. - Yeah? 1115 01:13:08,999 --> 01:13:11,598 - Come on. - That's where I live... lived. 1116 01:13:11,699 --> 01:13:13,999 I wish I knew you when I was a kid. 1117 01:13:13,999 --> 01:13:17,699 Do you like my pink hat? Here, look. I feel better. You can really kill me this time. 1118 01:13:17,798 --> 01:13:20,398 - It's my turn. Go. One, two, three. - I can? You're really going to die though. 1119 01:13:20,499 --> 01:13:22,699 OK. One, two, three. 1120 01:13:22,798 --> 01:13:25,298 You're dead. 1121 01:13:25,398 --> 01:13:28,598 Oh, my mom. It's... OK. We're playing. 1122 01:13:28,699 --> 01:13:31,398 Hi, Joel's mom. He's killing me. It's not real. 1123 01:13:31,499 --> 01:13:33,699 OK. Are you dead yet? 1124 01:13:33,798 --> 01:13:35,898 You're dead! 1125 01:13:35,999 --> 01:13:37,898 I think I've got the hang of this. 1126 01:13:37,999 --> 01:13:41,199 I still don't understand it, but I'm finding him quickly enough. 1127 01:13:55,298 --> 01:13:58,598 Clem! 1128 01:13:59,598 --> 01:14:01,898 Clem! 1129 01:14:16,898 --> 01:14:18,798 Jo... Joely? 1130 01:14:18,898 --> 01:14:20,999 Are you OK, Joel? 1131 01:14:21,098 --> 01:14:23,398 Joel? Joel? 1132 01:14:23,398 --> 01:14:26,298 Oh, my God. That was terrible. 1133 01:14:26,398 --> 01:14:28,298 OK. OK. That was like three seconds. 1134 01:14:28,398 --> 01:14:32,298 - All right. Let me do it one more time. - One more, then I get to go. 1135 01:14:32,398 --> 01:14:35,298 OK. 1136 01:14:42,999 --> 01:14:45,199 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo! 1137 01:14:45,298 --> 01:14:47,598 Look at this. This is so cool! 1138 01:14:47,699 --> 01:14:49,798 Cool. Look out! Look out! 1139 01:14:50,898 --> 01:14:52,898 Ah! 1140 01:14:52,898 --> 01:14:54,898 Shit! It's fluff. 1141 01:14:56,499 --> 01:14:58,499 Our house! 1142 01:14:59,798 --> 01:15:01,999 - Come on. - Whoo-hoo! - Come on. 1143 01:15:02,098 --> 01:15:03,999 Come on. We've got to go! 1144 01:15:04,098 --> 01:15:06,699 Whoo! 1145 01:15:06,798 --> 01:15:08,699 Come on! 1146 01:15:09,798 --> 01:15:11,699 We've got to go. Clem? 1147 01:15:11,798 --> 01:15:14,699 We've got to go. 1148 01:15:14,798 --> 01:15:16,699 Aah! Come on! 1149 01:15:16,699 --> 01:15:18,898 No! This is a really bad time for this! 1150 01:15:18,999 --> 01:15:21,898 Get off me! Oh, God! 1151 01:15:21,999 --> 01:15:24,898 - I don't even know where we're going. - It's going to be fun. Come on. 1152 01:15:24,999 --> 01:15:27,499 It's the best place. No, this way. 1153 01:15:27,598 --> 01:15:32,199 No, no, no. This way. You're no help at all. 1154 01:15:32,298 --> 01:15:34,999 What's wrong with you? 1155 01:15:35,098 --> 01:15:38,298 Let go of me, Joel! 1156 01:15:50,298 --> 01:15:51,898 I like watching you work, Howard. 1157 01:15:55,999 --> 01:15:58,499 I guess 1158 01:15:58,598 --> 01:16:01,398 I'll go out for... some air 1159 01:16:01,499 --> 01:16:03,499 if nobody minds. 1160 01:16:03,499 --> 01:16:06,699 It looks like you have everything under control here. 1161 01:16:06,798 --> 01:16:08,699 Yeah, that's 1162 01:16:08,798 --> 01:16:10,699 that's fine. 1163 01:16:20,499 --> 01:16:23,499 Do you like quotes, Howard? 1164 01:16:24,499 --> 01:16:26,499 What do you mean? 1165 01:16:26,499 --> 01:16:29,199 Oh, you know. Like, famous quotes? 1166 01:16:29,298 --> 01:16:31,499 I find reading them inspirational 1167 01:16:31,499 --> 01:16:35,398 and in my reading, I've come across some I thought you might like too. 1168 01:16:35,499 --> 01:16:39,199 Oh well, I'd love to hear some. 1169 01:16:39,199 --> 01:16:41,699 There's one that goes 1170 01:16:41,699 --> 01:16:45,199 "Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders." 1171 01:16:45,298 --> 01:16:47,298 - That's Nietzsche, right? - Yeah. 1172 01:16:47,298 --> 01:16:50,298 And here I thought I could tell you something you didn't know. Oh, no. 1173 01:16:50,398 --> 01:16:53,499 - It's... a good quote. - I'm happy we both know it. 1174 01:16:53,598 --> 01:16:56,598 Yeah. Oh, and there's this other one I like. 1175 01:16:56,699 --> 01:16:59,499 It's by Pope Alexander, and it goes 1176 01:16:59,598 --> 01:17:01,999 - Alexander Pope? - Oh, yeah. 1177 01:17:02,098 --> 01:17:03,999 Yeah, shit. 1178 01:17:04,098 --> 01:17:07,898 It's just that I told myself not to say "Pope Alexander" and sound like a dope 1179 01:17:07,999 --> 01:17:09,999 and then I go ahead and say it. 1180 01:17:10,098 --> 01:17:13,598 - It's no big deal. - You're such a sweetheart. 1181 01:17:15,398 --> 01:17:19,398 The quote goes, "How happy is the blameless vestal's lot?" 1182 01:17:20,598 --> 01:17:23,699 "The world forgetting, by the world forgot." 1183 01:17:23,798 --> 01:17:28,098 "Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind." 1184 01:17:28,199 --> 01:17:31,798 "Each prayer accepted and each wish resigned." 1185 01:17:31,798 --> 01:17:36,798 I want to be a great big, huge elephant 1186 01:17:36,898 --> 01:17:39,298 with a huge trunk like that. 1187 01:17:40,699 --> 01:17:43,699 Clem? Clementine? 1188 01:17:43,699 --> 01:17:46,699 I haven't heard that one. It's lovely. 1189 01:17:46,798 --> 01:17:49,699 I just thought it would be appropriate, maybe. 1190 01:17:54,398 --> 01:17:58,098 I really admire the work you do, Howard. 1191 01:17:58,199 --> 01:18:00,598 - I don't mean to be so familiar. - Oh, it's fine. It's fine. 1192 01:18:00,699 --> 01:18:03,199 I'm happy to hear... 1193 01:18:06,999 --> 01:18:09,999 I'm sorry. 1194 01:18:14,098 --> 01:18:16,398 I've loved you for a very long time. 1195 01:18:19,699 --> 01:18:21,999 - I shouldn't have said that. - Oh, Mary, no. 1196 01:18:22,098 --> 01:18:25,298 It's... You're a wonderful girl. 1197 01:18:25,398 --> 01:18:29,098 - But I... - You know, I have a wife and kids. 1198 01:18:29,199 --> 01:18:31,098 You know, I have a wife and kids. 1199 01:18:31,199 --> 01:18:33,098 Oh, Mary. 1200 01:18:35,199 --> 01:18:38,098 Oh, Mary, we can't do this. 1201 01:18:48,098 --> 01:18:50,098 Oh, whoa. 1202 01:18:54,499 --> 01:18:57,798 Well, good morning, Mrs. Mierzwiak. 1203 01:19:05,199 --> 01:19:07,199 What? Oh, my God! 1204 01:19:07,298 --> 01:19:09,798 Who is it? 1205 01:19:14,199 --> 01:19:16,598 Uh... 1206 01:19:22,298 --> 01:19:25,499 Thank you, Stan. Thanks a lot. 1207 01:19:29,199 --> 01:19:32,298 Hollis. Hollis! 1208 01:19:32,298 --> 01:19:34,798 Hollis! 1209 01:19:34,898 --> 01:19:36,999 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Hollis. 1210 01:19:38,298 --> 01:19:40,798 - I knew it, Howard. - Hollis, it didn't start out to be like this. 1211 01:19:40,898 --> 01:19:44,298 I came here to work. Hollis, this is a one-time mistake! 1212 01:19:44,298 --> 01:19:46,798 - I'm a stupid girl with a stupid crush! - Yeah. 1213 01:19:46,898 --> 01:19:49,398 I swear, I basically forced him into it! 1214 01:19:50,598 --> 01:19:53,199 Don't be a monster, Howard. Tell the girl. 1215 01:19:55,898 --> 01:19:58,598 Tell me what? 1216 01:19:58,699 --> 01:20:00,699 Oh, you poor kid. 1217 01:20:01,699 --> 01:20:03,798 You can have him. 1218 01:20:03,798 --> 01:20:05,798 You did. 1219 01:20:14,298 --> 01:20:16,298 What? 1220 01:20:20,098 --> 01:20:22,0 Oh 1221 01:20:27,098 --> 01:20:30,699 we have a history. 1222 01:20:30,798 --> 01:20:33,298 I'm sorry. You wanted the procedure. 1223 01:20:33,398 --> 01:20:35,500 You 1224 01:20:35,598 --> 01:20:38,098 You wanted it done 1225 01:20:38,199 --> 01:20:41,499 so you could get past... 1226 01:20:43,199 --> 01:20:45,199 You could... Yeah. 1227 01:20:46,699 --> 01:20:51,699 Um, I have to... finish the work in there. 1228 01:20:51,699 --> 01:20:53,699 It's almost morning. 1229 01:20:54,898 --> 01:20:56,898 We'll talk later. 1230 01:20:57,898 --> 01:20:59,898 OK? 1231 01:21:10,798 --> 01:21:12,798 Hey. 1232 01:21:16,699 --> 01:21:18,699 Let me give you a lift home. 1233 01:21:28,298 --> 01:21:30,898 Fuck this thing. Damn it. 1234 01:21:30,898 --> 01:21:34,499 - Hi. - Hi. 1235 01:21:34,598 --> 01:21:38,499 I didn't figure you'd show your face around me again. 1236 01:21:38,598 --> 01:21:41,798 I guess, I thought you were... humiliated. 1237 01:21:41,898 --> 01:21:43,898 You did run away, after all. 1238 01:21:43,898 --> 01:21:46,699 I just needed to see you. 1239 01:21:46,798 --> 01:21:49,098 Yeah? 1240 01:21:49,199 --> 01:21:51,898 I'd like to 1241 01:21:51,999 --> 01:21:54,898 take you out or something. 1242 01:21:54,999 --> 01:21:57,598 You're married. 1243 01:21:57,598 --> 01:22:00,098 Not yet. Not married. 1244 01:22:00,098 --> 01:22:02,098 No, I'm not married, no. 1245 01:22:02,098 --> 01:22:05,199 Look, man, I'm telling you right off the bat: I'm high maintenance 1246 01:22:05,199 --> 01:22:09,798 so I'm not going to tiptoe around your marriage 1247 01:22:09,898 --> 01:22:12,199 or whatever it is you've got going there. 1248 01:22:12,298 --> 01:22:15,398 If you want to be with me, you're with me. 1249 01:22:15,499 --> 01:22:17,598 OK. 1250 01:22:17,699 --> 01:22:20,598 Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them 1251 01:22:20,699 --> 01:22:23,499 or I'm going to make them alive. 1252 01:22:23,598 --> 01:22:27,199 But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's looking for my own peace of mind. 1253 01:22:27,298 --> 01:22:31,898 Don't assign me yours. I remember that speech really well. 1254 01:22:31,999 --> 01:22:35,499 I had you pegged, didn't I? You had the whole human race pegged. 1255 01:22:35,598 --> 01:22:37,598 Hmm. Probably. 1256 01:22:39,699 --> 01:22:41,999 I still thought you were going to save my life 1257 01:22:42,098 --> 01:22:43,999 even after that. 1258 01:22:44,098 --> 01:22:47,499 Mmm. I know. 1259 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:51,798 It would be different 1260 01:22:52,999 --> 01:22:55,398 if we could just give it another go around. 1261 01:22:59,398 --> 01:23:01,699 Remember me. 1262 01:23:01,798 --> 01:23:03,798 Try your best. 1263 01:23:06,098 --> 01:23:08,098 Maybe we can. 1264 01:23:39,298 --> 01:23:42,298 OK. So just tell me what you remember 1265 01:23:42,298 --> 01:23:44,898 and then we'll take it from there. 1266 01:23:44,999 --> 01:23:47,199 OK. 1267 01:23:47,298 --> 01:23:50,199 I liked you immediately. 1268 01:23:50,298 --> 01:23:52,798 You didn't come on to me at all. 1269 01:23:52,798 --> 01:23:55,798 I liked that. 1270 01:23:55,898 --> 01:23:58,898 I was so tongue-tied around you at first. 1271 01:23:58,898 --> 01:24:01,598 I wanted you to think I was smart. 1272 01:24:02,798 --> 01:24:05,199 I couldn't wait to come to work. 1273 01:24:05,199 --> 01:24:08,699 I had these fantasies of us being married 1274 01:24:08,798 --> 01:24:12,100 and having kids and... just 1275 01:24:12,199 --> 01:24:14,898 Oh, Howie, I can't do this. 1276 01:24:14,999 --> 01:24:17,598 We agreed, it's for the best, Mary. 1277 01:24:17,699 --> 01:24:20,098 Yeah, I know. 1278 01:24:20,199 --> 01:24:22,098 Oh, God. 1279 01:24:22,499 --> 01:24:24,598 I'll take the bottom and you... Uh-uh-uh! No, no, no. Here. 1280 01:24:24,598 --> 01:24:26,598 - I can take that. - So you want me to carry that? 1281 01:24:26,598 --> 01:24:29,098 - Help me with that. Can you get the cooler? - Honey, the cooler is 1282 01:24:29,199 --> 01:24:31,798 - That's light, huh? Oh, I can get that. - You can get it. 1283 01:24:31,898 --> 01:24:33,798 No, no, no, no! 1284 01:24:33,898 --> 01:24:35,999 Don't take anything. I can take the plane. 1285 01:24:36,098 --> 01:24:39,098 Put the thing up. Put the gate back up. 1286 01:24:41,398 --> 01:24:44,098 This is the day we met. 1287 01:24:44,199 --> 01:24:47,398 You were down by the surf. I could just make you out in the distance. 1288 01:24:47,398 --> 01:24:49,598 I remember being drawn to you even then. 1289 01:24:49,598 --> 01:24:53,798 I thought, "Wow! How odd. I'm drawn to someone's back." 1290 01:24:55,499 --> 01:24:58,699 You were in that orange sweatshirt that I would come to know so well 1291 01:24:58,798 --> 01:25:00,699 and even hate, eventually. 1292 01:25:00,798 --> 01:25:04,798 At the time I thought, "How cool! An orange sweatshirt." 1293 01:25:04,898 --> 01:25:07,598 Hi there. 1294 01:25:07,699 --> 01:25:09,598 Hi. 1295 01:25:09,699 --> 01:25:12,598 I saw you sitting over here 1296 01:25:12,699 --> 01:25:14,598 by yourself 1297 01:25:14,699 --> 01:25:17,598 and I thought, "Thank God." 1298 01:25:17,699 --> 01:25:20,499 "Someone normal who doesn't know how to interact at these things either." 1299 01:25:20,499 --> 01:25:22,699 Yeah. 1300 01:25:22,699 --> 01:25:25,798 I don't ever know what to say. 1301 01:25:25,798 --> 01:25:28,598 I'm Clementine. 1302 01:25:28,598 --> 01:25:31,798 Can I borrow a piece of your chicken? 1303 01:25:31,898 --> 01:25:34,098 And then you just took it 1304 01:25:34,199 --> 01:25:36,699 without waiting for an answer. 1305 01:25:40,298 --> 01:25:42,699 It was so intimate 1306 01:25:42,798 --> 01:25:45,898 like we were already lovers. 1307 01:25:45,999 --> 01:25:48,798 I'm Joel. 1308 01:25:48,898 --> 01:25:51,098 Hi, Joel. 1309 01:25:51,098 --> 01:25:54,398 So no jokes about my name. 1310 01:25:54,398 --> 01:25:58,898 You mean like 1311 01:25:58,999 --> 01:26:01,499 "Huckleberry Hound", that sort of thing? 1312 01:26:01,499 --> 01:26:03,598 Yeah. Like that. 1313 01:26:03,598 --> 01:26:05,598 Oh, no jokes. No jokes. 1314 01:26:05,598 --> 01:26:09,398 One of my favorite things when I was a kid was my Huckleberry Hound doll. 1315 01:26:09,398 --> 01:26:11,398 Oh. 1316 01:26:13,398 --> 01:26:15,699 I think your name is magical. 1317 01:26:18,598 --> 01:26:20,898 This is it, Joel. 1318 01:26:20,999 --> 01:26:23,199 It's going to be gone soon. 1319 01:26:25,298 --> 01:26:27,699 I know. 1320 01:26:27,699 --> 01:26:29,699 What do we do? 1321 01:26:32,098 --> 01:26:34,598 Enjoy it. 1322 01:26:51,199 --> 01:26:53,499 - Are you married? - No. 1323 01:26:53,598 --> 01:26:56,199 Let's move into this neighborhood! 1324 01:26:56,298 --> 01:26:58,199 I do, sort of, live with someone though. 1325 01:26:58,298 --> 01:27:01,598 - Male or female? - What? 1326 01:27:01,699 --> 01:27:04,098 Female. Female. 1327 01:27:06,298 --> 01:27:09,798 At least I'm not barking up the wrong tree. 1328 01:27:12,499 --> 01:27:16,499 - Do you know these people? - No, of course not. Come on. 1329 01:27:17,499 --> 01:27:19,499 They might have a dog. 1330 01:27:19,499 --> 01:27:23,199 There's no dog. 1331 01:27:23,298 --> 01:27:25,298 What are you doing? 1332 01:27:25,398 --> 01:27:28,598 - It's freezing out. - I can't believe this. 1333 01:27:28,699 --> 01:27:31,699 Hoo-hoo! 1334 01:27:31,699 --> 01:27:35,598 - Clementine! - There we go. Whoo-hoo! 1335 01:27:42,298 --> 01:27:44,898 Come on, man. The water's fine. 1336 01:27:44,999 --> 01:27:48,098 Nobody's coming here tonight. Believe me. 1337 01:27:50,798 --> 01:27:52,798 It's dark. 1338 01:27:52,798 --> 01:27:56,798 So what's your girlfriend's name? 1339 01:27:56,898 --> 01:28:00,1 Naomi, but we're not really... I mean 1340 01:28:00,199 --> 01:28:02,598 we're... whatever. 1341 01:28:02,699 --> 01:28:06,798 So this is great. Now I can look for candles, matches 1342 01:28:06,898 --> 01:28:09,298 and the liquor cabinet. 1343 01:28:09,398 --> 01:28:12,699 Oh, God. 1344 01:28:17,199 --> 01:28:19,098 I think we should go. 1345 01:28:19,199 --> 01:28:21,798 - There's no phone line. - What? 1346 01:28:21,798 --> 01:28:23,999 - I think we should go. - Why? 1347 01:28:24,098 --> 01:28:26,699 It's our house... just for tonight. 1348 01:28:26,798 --> 01:28:29,699 We are "David and Ruth Laskin." 1349 01:28:30,898 --> 01:28:33,298 - Which one do you want to be? - Uh 1350 01:28:33,398 --> 01:28:36,798 I prefer to be Ruth, but I can be flexible. 1351 01:28:38,398 --> 01:28:41,699 What are you do... 1352 01:28:41,798 --> 01:28:43,999 Alcohol! Oh, boy. 1353 01:28:44,098 --> 01:28:46,699 So, are you OK with wine? 1354 01:28:46,699 --> 01:28:49,398 - I don't know. - Well, you choose the wine. 1355 01:28:49,499 --> 01:28:53,699 I'm going to go find the bedroom and slip into something more... Ruth. 1356 01:28:57,098 --> 01:28:59,898 - I'm Ruth-less at the moment. - I really should go. 1357 01:29:01,598 --> 01:29:04,699 I've got to catch my ride. 1358 01:29:06,598 --> 01:29:09,098 So go. 1359 01:29:09,199 --> 01:29:11,298 I did. 1360 01:29:11,298 --> 01:29:14,199 I thought, maybe you were a nut 1361 01:29:14,298 --> 01:29:17,098 but you were exciting. 1362 01:29:18,199 --> 01:29:20,098 I wish you'd stayed. 1363 01:29:20,199 --> 01:29:22,898 I wish I'd stayed too. Now I wish I'd stayed. 1364 01:29:22,898 --> 01:29:25,999 I wish I'd done a lot of things. 1365 01:29:26,098 --> 01:29:28,300 Oh, God, I wish I had 1366 01:29:32,398 --> 01:29:35,499 I wish I'd stayed. I do. 1367 01:29:35,598 --> 01:29:40,098 - Well, I came back downstairs, and you were gone. - I walked out. I walked out the door. 1368 01:29:40,199 --> 01:29:43,098 - Why? - I don't know. I felt like a scared little kid. 1369 01:29:43,098 --> 01:29:46,499 I was like... It was above my head. I don't know. 1370 01:29:46,499 --> 01:29:48,499 You were scared? 1371 01:29:48,499 --> 01:29:50,499 Yeah. 1372 01:29:51,499 --> 01:29:54,098 I thought you knew that about me. 1373 01:29:54,199 --> 01:29:58,199 I ran back to the bonfire, trying to outrun my humiliation, I think. 1374 01:29:58,298 --> 01:30:01,898 - Was it something I said? - Yeah. 1375 01:30:04,699 --> 01:30:07,098 You said, "So go" 1376 01:30:07,199 --> 01:30:09,598 with such disdain. You know? 1377 01:30:09,699 --> 01:30:12,298 - Oh, I'm sorry. - It's OK. 1378 01:30:17,898 --> 01:30:19,798 Joely? 1379 01:30:19,898 --> 01:30:22,798 What if you stayed this time? 1380 01:30:25,398 --> 01:30:28,098 I walked out the door. 1381 01:30:28,098 --> 01:30:30,098 There's no memory left. 1382 01:30:30,098 --> 01:30:33,298 Come back and make up a good-bye, at least. 1383 01:30:33,298 --> 01:30:35,298 Let's pretend we had one. 1384 01:30:46,398 --> 01:30:48,898 Bye, Joel. 1385 01:30:48,999 --> 01:30:50,898 I love you. 1386 01:30:50,999 --> 01:30:55,199 Meet me in Montauk. 1387 01:30:58,898 --> 01:31:03,098 I didn't crash the plane. The plane crashed. I didn't crash the plane. 1388 01:31:03,199 --> 01:31:07,298 You were operating the plane with the remote control, and then it crashed. 1389 01:31:07,298 --> 01:31:09,699 It was fucking windy. Come on, man. 1390 01:31:09,699 --> 01:31:11,699 You're stoned, and you're driving. 1391 01:31:11,798 --> 01:31:14,298 Yeah, the pot balances it out. The pot brings you back up. 1392 01:31:14,398 --> 01:31:16,898 That's why I smoke it. If I'm going to be drinking, then I'll smoke it. 1393 01:31:16,999 --> 01:31:20,598 It does. That's a medical fact. 1394 01:31:20,699 --> 01:31:23,199 It was proven on the Science Network. 1395 01:31:23,199 --> 01:31:25,699 Honey, just watch the road. I can't see shit. 1396 01:31:28,199 --> 01:31:31,199 I saw you talking to somebody pretty. 1397 01:31:31,298 --> 01:31:34,098 - She was nice. - Yeah, man. Who was that? 1398 01:31:36,199 --> 01:31:39,499 She was... just a girl. 1399 01:31:47,098 --> 01:31:49,898 OK. 1400 01:32:25,398 --> 01:32:28,199 So I've got to drop the van off. 1401 01:32:28,298 --> 01:32:30,398 Thanks, Stan. Thanks. 1402 01:32:30,398 --> 01:32:33,798 We'll talk. 1403 01:33:51,798 --> 01:33:53,798 Hey! 1404 01:33:54,798 --> 01:33:56,798 Hey. 1405 01:33:58,199 --> 01:34:00,999 - You've got a lot of your stuff there, I see. - Yeah, that's right. My stuff. 1406 01:34:01,098 --> 01:34:04,499 I take it, you're not coming back. I wouldn't come back if I was you either. 1407 01:34:04,598 --> 01:34:08,298 - Do you swear you didn't know? - I swear. 1408 01:34:08,398 --> 01:34:11,999 - So you didn't do the erasing? - Of course not. God, no. 1409 01:34:11,999 --> 01:34:14,199 And you never even suspected we were together? 1410 01:34:14,298 --> 01:34:18,499 Once, maybe. 1411 01:34:18,598 --> 01:34:21,598 I was coming back from a job, and you were at his car. 1412 01:34:21,699 --> 01:34:24,298 I saw you two talking. 1413 01:34:24,298 --> 01:34:28,098 So I waved to you, and you giggled. You know. 1414 01:34:28,098 --> 01:34:30,398 How'd I look? 1415 01:34:31,898 --> 01:34:33,798 You looked happy 1416 01:34:33,898 --> 01:34:36,098 happy with a secret. 1417 01:34:37,598 --> 01:34:39,499 And after that? 1418 01:34:39,598 --> 01:34:42,699 I never saw you two together again like that, so I just 1419 01:34:42,798 --> 01:34:46,499 I don't know. I just figured I was imagining things. 1420 01:35:05,398 --> 01:35:08,398 - Aah! - Montauk train now boarding on track "B." All aboard. 1421 01:35:11,298 --> 01:35:13,798 I really like you, Mary Svevo. 1422 01:35:14,999 --> 01:35:17,298 You know that? 1423 01:35:27,298 --> 01:35:29,298 Thanks. 1424 01:36:02,898 --> 01:36:04,999 Let me get my toothbrush. 1425 01:36:05,098 --> 01:36:07,499 Yeah. Just... 1426 01:36:20,199 --> 01:36:22,699 Where are you, Clem? I'm worried. 1427 01:36:22,798 --> 01:36:27,199 La-la-la-la-la. I feel like you're mad at me, and I don't know what I did. 1428 01:36:27,199 --> 01:36:29,999 What did I do? 1429 01:36:30,098 --> 01:36:32,499 I love you so much. 1430 01:36:32,598 --> 01:36:34,598 I'll do anything to make you happy. 1431 01:36:34,699 --> 01:36:36,898 Tell me what you want me to do, and I'll do it. 1432 01:36:36,999 --> 01:36:40,798 Listen, I'm going to stop by this morning just to make sure you're OK. 1433 01:36:40,798 --> 01:36:42,798 Oh. Whew. 1434 01:36:53,598 --> 01:36:56,798 Vmonos, señor. 1435 01:36:56,898 --> 01:36:59,999 I had a really nice time last night. 1436 01:37:00,098 --> 01:37:02,699 Nice? 1437 01:37:02,798 --> 01:37:05,999 I had the best fucking night of my entire fucking life 1438 01:37:06,098 --> 01:37:07,999 last night. 1439 01:37:08,098 --> 01:37:10,098 That's better. 1440 01:37:13,199 --> 01:37:17,398 - This is weird. - To all patients of Dr. Howard Mierzwiak. 1441 01:37:17,499 --> 01:37:20,999 My name is Mary Svevo. "We've met, but you don't remember me." 1442 01:37:21,098 --> 01:37:25,499 "I worked for a company you hired to have part of your memory erased." 1443 01:37:25,598 --> 01:37:28,098 - I have since decided that this is a horrible - Some kind of teaser ad or something. 1444 01:37:28,199 --> 01:37:32,699 In order to correct this, I'm sending everyone's file back to them. 1445 01:37:32,798 --> 01:37:36,398 My name is Clementine Kruczynski. 1446 01:37:36,499 --> 01:37:39,199 I'm here to erase Joel Barish. 1447 01:37:39,298 --> 01:37:41,499 - What is this? - I don't know. 1448 01:37:41,598 --> 01:37:46,199 - He's boring. - Is that enough reason to erase someone? 1449 01:37:46,199 --> 01:37:49,898 I've been thinking lately how I was before and how I am now 1450 01:37:49,999 --> 01:37:51,898 and it's like he changed me. 1451 01:37:51,999 --> 01:37:55,798 I feel like I'm always pissy now. I don't like myself when I'm with him. I don't like myself anymore. 1452 01:37:55,898 --> 01:38:00,398 I can't stand to even look at him: that pathetic, wimpy, apologetic smile. 1453 01:38:00,499 --> 01:38:03,699 - That sort of wounded puppy shit he does. You know? - What are you doing? 1454 01:38:03,798 --> 01:38:06,199 - I'm not doing anything. - The bloom is certainly fucking off the rose at this point. 1455 01:38:06,298 --> 01:38:09,298 - Are you screwing with me? - No! 1456 01:38:09,398 --> 01:38:11,798 - You are screwing with me. - Joel, I'm not! 1457 01:38:11,898 --> 01:38:16,199 - You clearly are. - Look. Let's just take a minute and... 1458 01:38:44,898 --> 01:38:46,798 Patrick, get the fuck away. 1459 01:38:46,898 --> 01:38:49,298 - Oh, sweetheart - Get the fuck away from me! 1460 01:38:49,398 --> 01:38:52,598 - Can we talk about it? - No! Get the fuck away! 1461 01:39:24,898 --> 01:39:27,098 Joel Barish. 1462 01:39:27,199 --> 01:39:29,999 - Hey, Clementine. - Hey. 1463 01:39:29,999 --> 01:39:33,298 Nice to see you. Yeah. 1464 01:39:34,298 --> 01:39:36,199 Yeah. 1465 01:39:36,298 --> 01:39:38,298 Really very educated. 1466 01:39:38,398 --> 01:39:41,798 I mean, she's smart, I think, but not educated. 1467 01:39:41,898 --> 01:39:44,798 I couldn't really talk to her about books, you know? 1468 01:39:44,798 --> 01:39:48,298 She's more of a magazine-reading girl. 1469 01:39:48,298 --> 01:39:51,699 Her vocabulary leaves something to be desired. 1470 01:39:51,798 --> 01:39:54,400 Sometimes... I was embarrassed in public 1471 01:39:54,499 --> 01:39:56,499 - Hi. - ...because she would pronounce 1472 01:39:56,598 --> 01:39:59,398 library: "li-ba-ry." Hi. 1473 01:39:59,398 --> 01:40:02,598 "Li-ba-ry. Li-ba-ry." 1474 01:40:02,598 --> 01:40:04,598 Look what I found. 1475 01:40:04,598 --> 01:40:08,999 I think if there's a truly seductive quality about Clementine 1476 01:40:09,098 --> 01:40:12,699 it's that her personality promises to take you out of the mundane. 1477 01:40:14,098 --> 01:40:16,398 You made me look skinny. 1478 01:40:16,499 --> 01:40:19,000 An amazing, burning meteorite 1479 01:40:19,098 --> 01:40:23,398 will carry you to another world where things are exciting 1480 01:40:23,499 --> 01:40:26,499 but what you quickly learn is that 1481 01:40:26,598 --> 01:40:29,398 it's really an elaborate ruse. 1482 01:40:29,499 --> 01:40:31,499 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 1483 01:40:33,098 --> 01:40:35,798 - It's OK. - So flashy in a kind of obvious way. 1484 01:40:37,499 --> 01:40:40,098 - But still, it seduces you. - Joel, I really like you. 1485 01:40:40,199 --> 01:40:42,398 I hate that I said mean things about you. 1486 01:40:42,499 --> 01:40:46,898 - Let me turn this off, OK? - Hey. It's... only fair. 1487 01:40:48,298 --> 01:40:50,298 Where's the real Clementine? 1488 01:40:50,298 --> 01:40:53,499 I mean, the whole thing with the hair: It's all bullshit. 1489 01:40:53,499 --> 01:40:56,298 - I really like your hair. - Thank you. 1490 01:40:56,298 --> 01:40:58,598 - I really like your hair. - Thank you. 1491 01:40:58,598 --> 01:41:00,598 - I do. - The world's a God damned mess. 1492 01:41:00,598 --> 01:41:04,298 Is it some kind of a revolt? Change your hair color. - Do you want a drink or something? 1493 01:41:04,298 --> 01:41:07,098 Do you have any whiskey? 1494 01:41:07,098 --> 01:41:12,398 No. I don't think her sex is... motivated. 1495 01:41:12,499 --> 01:41:15,499 I saw it clearly the last night we were together. 1496 01:41:15,598 --> 01:41:18,999 It wasn't sex. It was just sad. 1497 01:41:19,098 --> 01:41:22,098 Hey. Sorry. I thought there was more. 1498 01:41:22,199 --> 01:41:25,800 The only way Clem thinks she can get people to like her 1499 01:41:25,898 --> 01:41:28,798 is to fuck them. 1500 01:41:28,798 --> 01:41:33,098 or at least dangle the possibility of getting fucked in front of them. 1501 01:41:33,098 --> 01:41:36,000 And she's so desperate and insecure 1502 01:41:36,098 --> 01:41:40,999 that she'll, sooner or later, go around fucking everybody. 1503 01:41:40,999 --> 01:41:44,098 - I don't do that. - I wouldn't think that about you. 1504 01:41:44,098 --> 01:41:46,999 - Because I don't. - I know. 1505 01:41:47,098 --> 01:41:50,298 Because it really hurts me that you said that because I don't do that. 1506 01:41:50,398 --> 01:41:53,499 - I'm so sorry. - I'm sorry about all this. - I'm going to... go. 1507 01:41:53,598 --> 01:41:58,398 I'm a little confused. I don't really think I can be here. 1508 01:42:02,499 --> 01:42:06,199 Um... 'bye. 1509 01:42:06,298 --> 01:42:08,898 - 'Bye. - I thought I knew her so well. 1510 01:42:08,999 --> 01:42:12,598 - It was nice meeting you and all. - But I don't know her at all. 1511 01:42:13,898 --> 01:42:17,199 What a loss to spend that much time with someone 1512 01:42:17,298 --> 01:42:21,199 only to find out that she's a stranger. 1513 01:42:24,499 --> 01:42:26,499 Wait. 1514 01:42:28,199 --> 01:42:30,098 - What? - I don't know. 1515 01:42:30,199 --> 01:42:32,398 - Just wait. Just wait. - What do you want, Joel? 1516 01:42:32,398 --> 01:42:36,999 I don't know. I want you to wait for... just a while. 1517 01:42:50,499 --> 01:42:53,199 - OK. - Really? 1518 01:42:53,298 --> 01:42:57,398 I'm not a concept, Joel. I'm just a fucked-up girl who's looking for my own peace of mind. 1519 01:42:57,499 --> 01:43:01,398 - I'm not perfect. - I can't see anything that I don't like about you. 1520 01:43:01,499 --> 01:43:04,199 - Right now I can't. - But you will. But you will. 1521 01:43:04,298 --> 01:43:07,898 You know. You will think of things, and I'll get bored with you and feel trapped 1522 01:43:07,999 --> 01:43:09,999 because that's what happens with me. 1523 01:43:11,499 --> 01:43:13,398 OK. 1524 01:43:17,098 --> 01:43:19,098 OK. 1525 01:43:23,199 --> 01:43:26,398 - OK. - OK. 108822