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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
(Amy) Whoa!
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Settle.
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Sorry, sarge.
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Ugh, Halloween is the worst.
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Everyone's drunk,
wearing a mask,
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and carrying a fake gun.
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Plus all the girls think
they have to dress sexy.
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I know, that is the worst.
Please make them stop.
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I passed a slutty tree
on the way here.
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Who wants to have sex
with a tree?
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Was it a maple?
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Was it a maple?
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Buon giorno,
buon giorno.
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- Pretty cool 'stume, huh?
- 'Stume?
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Short for costume.
Ah.
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All right, let me guess.
You are dumpy Chuck Norris.
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No, I'm...
Dumpy Ron Weasley.
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No.
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(Terry)
You guys, stop it.
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He put thought
into his costume,
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and he is obviously Miranda
from Sex and the City.
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Guys, I'm Mario Batali!
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"Molto Mario"?
Celebrity chef?
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Ginger Prince
of little Italy?
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Is he also
a homeless troll doll?
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'Cause you look like
a homeless troll doll.
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Hey, sweet Batali costume,
dude.
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Thank you!
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There's a man
with impeccable taste.
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He bit a guy's butt off
at a W.N.B.A. game.
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Eric Stoltz from Mask.
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I'll take it.
Yeah.
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I hope you're all
well rested.
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It's gonna be
a busy night.
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The holding cell's
completely full.
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I keep having to separate
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Hillary Clinton
and Kim Jong-Un.
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Stop it!
Stop making out!
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Hey... no!
What would bill say?
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(Holt)
We need two undercovers
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at the Dekalb street
warehouse party.
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Boyle, you're already
in costume as, uh,
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Joy Behar?
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I'm Mario Batali.
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Okay.
And, uh, Santiago,
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you go with him.
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Yes, sir.
Damn it.
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Santiago, I know
that you hate Halloween,
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but stick with me,
and I promise you,
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you will love it.
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Can you magically make everyone
kind, sober,
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and fully dressed?
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"Kind, sober,
and fully dressed."
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Good news, everyone,
we found the name
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of Santiago's sex tape.
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Sync & corrections by dzimu_kairu
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♪
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Well, ring it up, nerds.
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I just arrested
my first Halloween idiot
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of the season.
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He was trying to rob a bank
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but had a little trouble
with the getaway.
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(Jake)
Trying to "split," huh?
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Don't worry, I'm sure you'll
get out on "a peel."
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I'm so glad you're stuck.
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I've got a million of these.
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No, no, don't touch the money!
Ugh!
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I swear,
these perps are so stupid.
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I'd make a better criminal
than any of them.
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Yeah, you would.
You'd be an evil mastermind,
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and everyone would call you
the handsome bandit.
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Thank you, Charles.
And the best part is,
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none of you could catch me.
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[All protesting]
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I'm fairly certain
you would be caught.
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No, scratch that.
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I'm 100% sure
you'd be caught.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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All right,
challenge accepted.
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I didn't issue a challenge.
Fine.
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I'll issue it for you.
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What's the most valuable thing
in your office?
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My medal of valor.
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God, you are such a hero.
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All right, how about this?
I will bet you
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that by midnight tonight,
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I can steal the medal of valor
from your office.
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Why would I possibly
agree to that?
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Because if I lose,
I'll work
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the next five weekends,
no overtime.
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And I won't tell
anyone here
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about the time I saw you
wearing short shorts
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outside of work.
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But if I win...
You won't.
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You have to do all
of my paperwork tonight,
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the busiest and spookiest night
of the year.
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And you have
to publicly state
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that I'm an amazing
Detective-slash-genius.
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And this won't interfere
with you doing your job?
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You mean my job as an amazing
Detective-slash-genius?
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No, it will not.
I'll do all of my work,
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guaranteed.
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I'm considering it.
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I'm interested.
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I agree to participate.
All right.
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There's the robot
I fell in love with.
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(Rosa)
Hey.
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Sister Steve here
got mugged.
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Some guy dressed
as the royal baby
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punched him
and took his wallet.
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She keeps laughing at me.
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Can't tell you how many nuns
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I wanted to beat up
in catholic school.
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Ten.
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I didn't know you went
to catholic school.
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Good.
You shouldn't know it.
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I get it.
You're so mysterious and tough.
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But you know what I think?
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You're actually
a big softy.
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No, I think
she's really mean.
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You probably read
a Maya angelou poem
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at your graduation
and cried.
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Didn't graduate.
Had to leave.
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Why?
What'd you do?
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Here's a hint.
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I'm not gonna tell you.
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Oh, I'm gonna find out
anyway.
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I'm a Detective.
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I will detect!
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Hey.
[Sighs]
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Got an arrest file here
for the Captain.
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Drunk and disorderly.
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So, anyways...
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Gina!
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We never talk anymore.
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How's the dance troupe?
Did you get a haircut?
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What's the Captain's
schedule like today?
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I'm not gonna help you
rob him, Jake.
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I'm his assistant,
and I take that job
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incredibly seriously.
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You're literally making
paper airplanes
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out of police reports
right now.
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Well, how am I supposed to get
it into that garbage can?
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(Jake)
Please, Gina?
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Fine, Captain's got
a meeting
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downstairs in ten minutes.
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You're the best.
Mwah!
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What does your skin taste like?
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Dina Lohan.
I'm wearing her face lotion.
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That's it.
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Thank you.
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Okay, party's
around the corner.
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Tipster said there'll be
a huge amount of drug activity.
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Why is this costume
so stiff?
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And what is that smell?
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The department never washes
them, so it's probably vomit.
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Hey!
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I got you a chocolate.
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Yet another great thing
about Halloween... chocolate!
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Thanks.
Oh, look.
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Raggedy Ann is drinking vodka
right from the bottle.
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People think
if they put on a costume,
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they can just get away
with anything they want.
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Halloween is Christmas
for jerks.
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Come on, ma'am.
No open containers.
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Oh, and why should I listen
to you, bone person?
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It's called skeleton.
It's a very common word.
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Just put the vodka away.
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(Raggedy Ann)
You guys are cops?
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These guys are cops!
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[Partiers booing]
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Are you in my ceiling,
Peralta?
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(Jake)
No.
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So what's the plan?
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You wait for me
to leave my office,
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lower yourself down,
take my medal,
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and win the bet?
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Who are you talking to?
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There's no one up here.
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Peralta,
just so you know,
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right now, I am taking
my medal off the wall
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and placing it
in a locked safe
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whose combination is known
only to me.
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The safe, in turn,
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is locked in the cabinet.
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The only key to that cabinet
is on my person.
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I'm off to my meeting.
Good luck with your plan.
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You think that scares me?
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I laugh in the face
of adversity!
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Are you still there?
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Captain, are you still there?
I can't hear...
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Agh!
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Ow.
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Here you go.
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Don't touch the butter.
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What happened?
I thought you guys
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were supposed to be
at the warehouse party.
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We got egged.
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Some of the shell
got in my contacts
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and my hair and my mouth
and my bra.
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I can't tell
if that's hot or not.
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Not hot.
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Eggshell in my bra
is not hot.
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Well, it's kinda hot.
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Boobs go in a bra.
Up top.
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Whoo! My man.
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Well, it sounds like
costume duty is going great.
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So great.
We're having the best time.
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Right, Amy?
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I wish I was dead.
Hmm.
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How's the unwinnable bet going?
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Well, on the one hand,
I fell through the ceiling
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and onto a pencil,
but on the other hand,
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I also badly bruised
my brain.
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If you wanted to make
a bet with Holt,
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you shoulda made a bet
you could win.
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Like who wears
more denim jackets.
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That was one time.
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You guys never forget
anything.
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You know, frankly,
I'm a little surprised
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you don't think
I can win this thing.
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You're always telling me
how I'm the best.
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You're the best, Jake.
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Paperwork delivery.
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You're the best, Jake.
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Jake, you're the best.
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Thank you, Charles.
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Yeah, maybe it's just Charles.
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(Terry)
Look, Jake,
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I love you like you're one of my daughters.
Really?
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But it's not about you
or how smart you are.
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It's about Captain Holt.
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The man's a genius.
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He's had your number
at every turn.
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Well, not this day...
Turn... time.
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Sorry, I'm pretty sure
I had a concussion back there.
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Here I come.
All right.
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Ohh, strong.
Ahh.
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(Rosa)
Okay, here's the first set
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of royal babies
I rounded up.
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Popular costume.
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Any of these guys
look familiar?
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Maybe the third guy.
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The baby who mugged me
was pretty short.
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[Snickers]
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You're not supposed
to laugh at me.
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Number three,
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step forward and say,
"give me your money,
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you stupid bag of crap."
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Gimme your money,
you stupid bag of crap.
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No, wrong giant baby.
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I still want to know
why you got kicked out
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of catholic school.
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Were you doing drugs?
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Worse.
Selling drugs?
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Worse.
How bad could it have been?
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Did you burn down a church?
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Number three, step forward
and say the word
259
00:08:24,910 --> 00:08:26,211
"worse."
260
00:08:26,212 --> 00:08:28,913
Worse.
261
00:08:28,914 --> 00:08:30,715
Excuse me, Gina.
262
00:08:30,716 --> 00:08:32,050
I can't find Peralta anywhere,
and you're the only one
263
00:08:32,051 --> 00:08:33,721
who can decipher
his handwriting.
264
00:08:33,753 --> 00:08:36,387
He arrested that bunny,
but I don't know what for.
265
00:08:36,388 --> 00:08:39,390
He's either a crispy
mother werewolf
266
00:08:39,391 --> 00:08:42,260
or cowboy mustard,
oslo, Norway.
267
00:08:42,294 --> 00:08:43,728
Hmm.
268
00:08:43,729 --> 00:08:46,898
The bunny groped multiple women
on the subway.
269
00:08:46,932 --> 00:08:49,434
Being able to read
Jake's writing is a gift.
270
00:08:49,468 --> 00:08:51,569
A useless, useless gift.
271
00:08:51,570 --> 00:08:55,573
(Holt)
Excuse me one second.
272
00:08:55,574 --> 00:08:57,709
Nice costume, Peralta.
273
00:08:57,710 --> 00:08:59,544
No Peralta here.
274
00:08:59,545 --> 00:09:03,114
Just a normal janitor
pushing trash around.
275
00:09:03,115 --> 00:09:04,816
Come out of there.
276
00:09:04,817 --> 00:09:06,417
[Sighs]
277
00:09:06,452 --> 00:09:08,319
Captain, hey.
278
00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:09,554
You really thought
this was gonna work?
279
00:09:09,588 --> 00:09:10,822
Uh, it did work.
280
00:09:10,823 --> 00:09:12,090
This whole janitor gambit
281
00:09:12,091 --> 00:09:13,892
was designed to fail.
282
00:09:13,893 --> 00:09:15,160
It's just like in chess.
283
00:09:15,161 --> 00:09:16,594
Sometimes in order to win,
284
00:09:16,595 --> 00:09:18,096
you have to sacrifice
your king.
285
00:09:18,097 --> 00:09:19,831
That's exactly how
you lose in chess.
286
00:09:19,832 --> 00:09:21,132
Have you ever played
the game?
287
00:09:21,167 --> 00:09:22,567
Yeah, I used to play
with my uncle Bob
288
00:09:22,568 --> 00:09:24,402
all the time,
and he said I was great.
289
00:09:24,403 --> 00:09:26,604
This is a game
of concentration, Jake.
290
00:09:26,639 --> 00:09:29,641
So focus your mind,
and start shooting.
291
00:09:33,312 --> 00:09:35,814
Now you're a master
of chess, huh?
292
00:09:35,848 --> 00:09:37,182
He taught me how to shoot
backgammon too.
293
00:09:37,183 --> 00:09:38,583
I expected better
of you.
294
00:09:38,584 --> 00:09:39,851
You could have at least
created a diversion
295
00:09:39,852 --> 00:09:41,820
to distract me
from your terrible costume.
296
00:09:41,854 --> 00:09:43,454
Uh, I'm not a dumb butt.
297
00:09:43,455 --> 00:09:45,023
I had a diversion planned.
298
00:09:45,024 --> 00:09:47,859
There was just
a slight timing issue.
299
00:09:47,860 --> 00:09:49,327
Oh, my God!
300
00:09:49,361 --> 00:09:51,496
Get down, everyone!
There's a big fire!
301
00:09:51,497 --> 00:09:53,231
Captain, you better head
over there for, like,
302
00:09:53,265 --> 00:09:55,600
15 minutes and see what's
going on with that.
303
00:09:55,601 --> 00:09:58,603
Beware of the back draft.
I'll be in your office.
304
00:10:01,307 --> 00:10:03,174
You have beautiful eyes.
305
00:10:03,175 --> 00:10:04,442
Have it your way.
306
00:10:04,443 --> 00:10:06,344
But you're gonna need this.
307
00:10:06,345 --> 00:10:08,613
And... that.
308
00:10:08,614 --> 00:10:11,349
It's filthy in there.
309
00:10:17,022 --> 00:10:18,857
Come on, Amy!
Loosen up!
310
00:10:18,858 --> 00:10:20,158
You look like
such a cop!
311
00:10:20,192 --> 00:10:22,660
Come on, have some fun,
you know?
312
00:10:22,695 --> 00:10:24,963
It'll help you blend in!
313
00:10:24,964 --> 00:10:26,231
Whoo!
314
00:10:26,232 --> 00:10:28,833
Stop trying to get me
to love Halloween.
315
00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:30,468
It'll never work.
316
00:10:30,502 --> 00:10:31,736
I'm backing it up.
317
00:10:31,737 --> 00:10:34,505
Oh, God, please don't.
318
00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:36,708
Hey, heads up.
319
00:10:36,709 --> 00:10:37,976
I'll cut 'em off at the exit.
Okay.
320
00:10:37,977 --> 00:10:41,045
Move! Move, move!
321
00:10:41,046 --> 00:10:42,480
He ditched the drugs.
I'm on it.
322
00:10:42,481 --> 00:10:43,915
Ugh.
323
00:10:43,916 --> 00:10:45,216
[Groans]
324
00:10:45,217 --> 00:10:47,552
Oof, everything
is sticking to me.
325
00:10:47,553 --> 00:10:48,887
Ooh.
326
00:10:48,888 --> 00:10:50,822
Ay, h.
Yes.
327
00:10:50,856 --> 00:10:52,824
(Male partier)
Hey, watch out, man.
328
00:10:52,825 --> 00:10:54,826
Ugh! What is that?
329
00:10:54,827 --> 00:10:59,063
How is it hot and cold?
330
00:10:59,098 --> 00:11:02,100
So the soonest you can fix
the ceiling is Monday?
331
00:11:08,574 --> 00:11:11,376
I'm gonna have
to call you back.
332
00:11:11,410 --> 00:11:12,844
Wait, stop scratching me.
333
00:11:12,845 --> 00:11:14,048
We're supposed to be a team.
334
00:11:14,079 --> 00:11:15,747
Ahem.
335
00:11:15,748 --> 00:11:17,115
Captain, hi.
336
00:11:17,116 --> 00:11:19,751
I was just photocopying
some stuff.
337
00:11:19,785 --> 00:11:21,519
Are you trying to jam pigeons
into my air-conditioning vent
338
00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:22,754
to flush me
out of my office?
339
00:11:22,788 --> 00:11:25,056
Way to ruin the surprise.
340
00:11:25,090 --> 00:11:27,458
How did you get those birds?
By using my big, fat brain.
341
00:11:27,459 --> 00:11:29,227
Get in the bag,
you damn bird.
342
00:11:29,228 --> 00:11:30,461
Eat the bread.
Eat the bread!
343
00:11:30,462 --> 00:11:32,063
I gotcha!
I gotcha!
344
00:11:32,064 --> 00:11:34,933
All part of my elaborate plan
to defeat you.
345
00:11:34,934 --> 00:11:37,302
So far, you and
your big, fat brain
346
00:11:37,303 --> 00:11:39,203
are losing... badly.
347
00:11:39,204 --> 00:11:41,439
Maybe, if we're talking
about who's winning our bet.
348
00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:43,875
But if we're talking
about who's holding more birds,
349
00:11:43,876 --> 00:11:45,843
I'm winning,
four-nothing.
350
00:11:45,878 --> 00:11:48,913
You're only holding two.
351
00:11:48,914 --> 00:11:52,283
Yeah.
[Clears throat]
352
00:11:54,984 --> 00:11:56,217
Ooh, when you were
logging in the drugs,
353
00:11:56,218 --> 00:11:57,619
you missed
some awesome stuff.
354
00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:59,721
Guy walked by in full
astronaut costume,
355
00:11:59,722 --> 00:12:00,989
gave me a high five.
356
00:12:00,990 --> 00:12:03,157
[Deep voice]
He high-fived me too.
357
00:12:03,158 --> 00:12:04,459
Wait... Hitchcock?
358
00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:05,960
Darn it.
359
00:12:05,961 --> 00:12:07,228
I wasn't supposed to talk,
but I got so excited
360
00:12:07,229 --> 00:12:08,496
about that astronaut.
361
00:12:08,497 --> 00:12:10,131
What is happening?
362
00:12:10,165 --> 00:12:11,466
Amy paid me 50 bucks
to trade places with her
363
00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:12,734
for the rest of the night.
364
00:12:12,735 --> 00:12:14,102
Really?
Yeah.
365
00:12:14,136 --> 00:12:17,138
I'm gonna use that money
to buy two suits.
366
00:12:19,141 --> 00:12:21,509
Well, I was gonna ask you
to tell the Captain
367
00:12:21,510 --> 00:12:23,011
that I brought in royal babies
for Diaz,
368
00:12:23,012 --> 00:12:24,879
but I'm sure he already knows,
369
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,147
since he's always one step
ahead of me.
370
00:12:26,148 --> 00:12:27,348
Aww.
371
00:12:27,383 --> 00:12:29,050
(Gina)
Why so down, little clown?
372
00:12:29,051 --> 00:12:30,318
(Jake) I'm just sick of losing
to Holt.
373
00:12:30,319 --> 00:12:31,519
I want that medal.
374
00:12:31,553 --> 00:12:32,987
It's not real gold.
375
00:12:32,988 --> 00:12:35,290
I tried selling it online.
Zero bids.
376
00:12:35,324 --> 00:12:37,692
But here's some advice
I gave to the girls
377
00:12:37,726 --> 00:12:40,046
in my dance troupe at the "dance
till you drop" tournament.
378
00:12:40,062 --> 00:12:43,364
That advice was, dance.
Dance!
379
00:12:43,365 --> 00:12:45,033
Dance.
380
00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:47,869
Yeah, I'm not really sure
that applies here, Gina.
381
00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:49,938
It does apply.
It means don't give up.
382
00:12:49,939 --> 00:12:52,607
We would've won if
Natasha's water hadn't broken.
383
00:12:52,608 --> 00:12:54,542
Oh, Natasha had her baby?
You know Natasha?
384
00:12:54,543 --> 00:12:55,777
Yeah.
Yeah.
385
00:12:55,778 --> 00:12:57,045
(Both)
Her dog has lupus.
386
00:12:57,046 --> 00:12:58,846
Yeah.
That's a trip.
387
00:12:58,847 --> 00:13:00,848
Small world.
Yes.
388
00:13:00,849 --> 00:13:05,720
All right, I'm gonna go cry.
389
00:13:05,721 --> 00:13:07,522
I kind of feel bad for him.
390
00:13:07,523 --> 00:13:08,723
Don't.
391
00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:10,458
He brought this on himself.
392
00:13:10,459 --> 00:13:14,762
You can hang up now.
393
00:13:14,763 --> 00:13:16,698
You paid money to get
out of working with me?
394
00:13:16,732 --> 00:13:18,766
Charles, I had to.
Tonight has been awful.
395
00:13:18,801 --> 00:13:21,569
Halloween is the worst,
and I don't understand
396
00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:22,937
why you like it.
397
00:13:22,972 --> 00:13:24,405
No, all the things
that you think are bad
398
00:13:24,406 --> 00:13:26,741
about Halloween
are what make it great.
399
00:13:26,775 --> 00:13:28,242
The big kids egg you.
400
00:13:28,243 --> 00:13:31,112
Then you and your friends
run away together.
401
00:13:31,113 --> 00:13:33,081
Friendships are forged
in the crucible
402
00:13:33,115 --> 00:13:35,483
of Halloween adversity.
403
00:13:35,484 --> 00:13:38,353
That's all I wanted
for us.
404
00:13:38,387 --> 00:13:43,224
You can keep the wig.
I don't need it anymore.
405
00:13:43,258 --> 00:13:46,327
I don't really need it either.
406
00:13:46,328 --> 00:13:47,662
(Jake)
Hey, Captain Holt,
407
00:13:47,663 --> 00:13:51,499
can you come out here
for one sec?
408
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,501
[Sighs]
409
00:13:58,273 --> 00:14:00,274
You need something, Peralta?
Yes, I do.
410
00:14:00,309 --> 00:14:03,311
Hit it, royal babies.
411
00:14:14,089 --> 00:14:15,313
What... no!
412
00:14:15,324 --> 00:14:16,557
Give me my keys.
413
00:14:16,592 --> 00:14:18,259
Will you stop catching me?
414
00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:20,094
Do you have any idea how much
I spent on key chains?
415
00:14:20,129 --> 00:14:21,629
$23.
416
00:14:21,663 --> 00:14:23,031
Wow, that is
unbelievably close.
417
00:14:23,032 --> 00:14:24,465
22.76.
418
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:27,101
Keys.
Okay, look.
419
00:14:27,102 --> 00:14:28,536
Tonight has been
a little humiliating.
420
00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:30,004
Things are not going well,
421
00:14:30,039 --> 00:14:31,606
so I'm gonna just
throw this out there.
422
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,041
What do you say
we call off the bet
423
00:14:33,042 --> 00:14:34,442
and pretend this whole thing
never happened?
424
00:14:34,476 --> 00:14:35,943
Oh, I'm not letting you
off the hook.
425
00:14:35,978 --> 00:14:37,645
What? No. Pfft.
426
00:14:37,646 --> 00:14:40,515
I meant to give you an out,
so you could save face.
427
00:14:40,549 --> 00:14:42,483
This is getting sad.
428
00:14:42,484 --> 00:14:45,259
Yeah, for you.
429
00:14:45,287 --> 00:14:47,178
[Clears throat]
So.
430
00:14:47,189 --> 00:14:49,123
I called your school.
431
00:14:49,124 --> 00:14:53,961
And I managed to get a hold
of one sister Bernadette.
432
00:14:53,996 --> 00:14:56,464
I remember that old bag.
She was my favorite.
433
00:14:56,465 --> 00:14:57,799
Well, guess what she said.
434
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,967
Apparently, you were
a model student
435
00:14:59,968 --> 00:15:03,037
and transferred
of your own volition.
436
00:15:05,374 --> 00:15:06,641
Fine.
437
00:15:06,642 --> 00:15:08,076
The reason I left
catholic school
438
00:15:08,077 --> 00:15:10,278
was because I got into
the american ballet academy.
439
00:15:10,312 --> 00:15:12,313
I was a classical dancer.
440
00:15:12,347 --> 00:15:13,815
And I was good.
441
00:15:13,849 --> 00:15:15,083
I knew it!
442
00:15:15,084 --> 00:15:16,851
I knew you were
a big softy.
443
00:15:16,885 --> 00:15:19,754
You tell anyone,
I break your face.
444
00:15:22,491 --> 00:15:26,259
No, you won't.
You're too sensitive.
445
00:15:26,261 --> 00:15:28,029
[Chuckling]
446
00:15:28,063 --> 00:15:29,964
Captain, sorry to interrupt.
447
00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:32,233
Some officers
just arrested Peralta.
448
00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:33,634
What?
They caught him scaling
449
00:15:33,669 --> 00:15:35,536
the side of the building
with a blowtorch.
450
00:15:35,571 --> 00:15:39,874
[Sighs]
451
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,509
Captain.
452
00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:43,144
Welcome to the endgame.
453
00:15:43,178 --> 00:15:44,679
Would you care to shake
the hand
454
00:15:44,713 --> 00:15:46,280
of the man
who defeated you?
455
00:15:46,281 --> 00:15:49,550
Forgot I was wearing handcuffs.
Ohh, that hurt.
456
00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:51,986
Whoo!
457
00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,256
Climbing the side of
the building with a blowtorch.
458
00:15:56,257 --> 00:15:57,591
What were you thinking?
459
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,193
I was thinking I had
better core strength.
460
00:15:59,194 --> 00:16:00,427
I got winded, like,
ten feet up.
461
00:16:00,428 --> 00:16:02,196
I knew you wouldn't
win the bet,
462
00:16:02,197 --> 00:16:03,630
but your performance tonight
has made me question
463
00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:05,098
not only how good
a Detective you are,
464
00:16:05,099 --> 00:16:08,235
but, quite frankly,
how smart you are.
465
00:16:08,236 --> 00:16:10,537
Well, that's not surprising.
You constantly underestimate me.
466
00:16:10,538 --> 00:16:13,640
No, you've been
correctly estimated.
467
00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:16,076
You have five minutes
until your deadline,
468
00:16:16,077 --> 00:16:18,045
and here you are,
handcuffed to a table,
469
00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:19,413
in a locked room.
470
00:16:19,414 --> 00:16:23,417
Which is precisely
where I planned on being.
471
00:16:23,418 --> 00:16:25,118
Captain, let me tell you
a little story.
472
00:16:25,153 --> 00:16:26,954
You remember when
I fell through your ceiling?
473
00:16:26,955 --> 00:16:28,856
Yes, that was
six hours ago.
474
00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:30,991
It was, I admit,
a disastrous failure.
475
00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:33,327
But it gave me the idea
for Herman,
476
00:16:33,328 --> 00:16:34,795
the friendly janitor
you met.
477
00:16:34,829 --> 00:16:37,798
With Herman, I commenced
the perfect crime.
478
00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:40,033
I caught you as Herman.
479
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:42,469
But you didn't catch Rosa.
480
00:16:42,470 --> 00:16:46,773
Come out of there.
481
00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:48,008
(Jake)
It turns out that Rosa
482
00:16:48,009 --> 00:16:50,043
is great at picking locks.
483
00:16:50,078 --> 00:16:52,446
Does not surprise me.
No, me neither.
484
00:16:52,447 --> 00:16:54,314
Of course, I had to find a way
to get her out of your office
485
00:16:54,315 --> 00:16:55,682
without you seeing her.
486
00:16:55,683 --> 00:16:57,618
(Jake)
So I created a diversion.
487
00:16:57,619 --> 00:17:00,587
Not mistimed...
Perfectly timed
488
00:17:00,588 --> 00:17:02,122
so she could escape unseen.
489
00:17:02,156 --> 00:17:03,423
What about the pigeons?
490
00:17:03,424 --> 00:17:04,925
Oh, the gray pigeons?
491
00:17:04,926 --> 00:17:06,727
(Jake) They were a red herring.
Thank you.
492
00:17:06,761 --> 00:17:08,762
Their only purpose was
to draw you into the copy room
493
00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:12,933
while two members of my team
broke into your locked office.
494
00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:13,967
So now I had a way
into your office
495
00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:16,603
and an open cabinet.
496
00:17:16,638 --> 00:17:18,438
All that was left was
for the royal babies
497
00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:19,840
to steal your keys.
498
00:17:19,841 --> 00:17:21,808
Yes, but you didn't need
the keys.
499
00:17:21,809 --> 00:17:23,577
The cabinet
was already unlocked.
500
00:17:23,611 --> 00:17:24,945
You needed a way
into the safe.
501
00:17:24,946 --> 00:17:26,480
And I got it.
502
00:17:26,514 --> 00:17:27,948
(Jake) You were so concerned
with getting
503
00:17:27,949 --> 00:17:29,216
your keys back,
you didn't even notice
504
00:17:29,217 --> 00:17:31,218
the sergeant steal your phone.
505
00:17:31,219 --> 00:17:33,654
That's right, even
the sergeant is on my side.
506
00:17:33,655 --> 00:17:35,822
I then had Charles dust
your screen cover for prints.
507
00:17:35,823 --> 00:17:37,491
The greasiest smudges revealed
508
00:17:37,492 --> 00:17:39,159
the four numbers
you use the most...
509
00:17:39,193 --> 00:17:41,295
The four numbers
in your passcode.
510
00:17:41,296 --> 00:17:42,996
Based on your advanced age,
511
00:17:42,997 --> 00:17:45,299
I assumed that you use the same
passcode for everything...
512
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,467
Your phone, your email,
and, of course,
513
00:17:47,502 --> 00:17:48,735
your safe.
514
00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:51,278
That would be
a fair assumption.
515
00:17:51,306 --> 00:17:52,873
It was at that point
that I bumped into a girl
516
00:17:52,874 --> 00:17:55,876
dressed as a sexy robot,
and we got our flirt on... hard.
517
00:17:58,680 --> 00:17:59,980
'Sup?
518
00:18:00,014 --> 00:18:04,184
'Sup?
Jake Peralta.
519
00:18:04,218 --> 00:18:05,852
And how was flirting
part of the plan?
520
00:18:05,887 --> 00:18:08,021
Oh, it wasn't.
It just ruled.
521
00:18:08,022 --> 00:18:09,589
And that brings us
to five minutes ago,
522
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,891
when Amy came to your office
and told you
523
00:18:10,892 --> 00:18:12,326
that I had been arrested.
524
00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:13,694
I knew she's the only one
you would believe
525
00:18:13,695 --> 00:18:15,329
because, frankly,
she's usually too lame
526
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:17,138
to take part
in these kinds of things.
527
00:18:17,165 --> 00:18:19,099
(Jake)
And as you walked over here,
528
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,667
Charles awkwardly stuffed
himself through your window
529
00:18:20,668 --> 00:18:23,170
and opened your safe.
530
00:18:23,204 --> 00:18:25,172
We had the four numbers
of your code, which meant
531
00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:27,374
there were 24 possible
combinations for Charles to try.
532
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:29,042
That could take
up to four minutes,
533
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:30,860
which is why I really dragged
out this explanation.
534
00:18:30,878 --> 00:18:33,113
I mean, really stretched it.
I don't know if you noticed,
535
00:18:33,114 --> 00:18:34,681
but there were times
where I was like,
536
00:18:34,716 --> 00:18:36,616
what am I even talking about?
This isn't...
537
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:38,151
Oh.
538
00:18:38,186 --> 00:18:40,921
But now,
four minutes is up.
539
00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:43,090
Which means Boyle is either
on the other side of that door
540
00:18:43,091 --> 00:18:44,324
holding your medal,
541
00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:47,427
or I've lost.
542
00:18:47,462 --> 00:18:48,862
Well, Captain,
543
00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:50,364
it seems that Jake
544
00:18:50,365 --> 00:18:54,434
isn't the only person
you underestima...
545
00:18:54,435 --> 00:18:58,038
20 seconds to spare.
Game over, Captain.
546
00:18:58,039 --> 00:18:59,239
Check me.
547
00:18:59,273 --> 00:19:00,774
I think you mean "checkmate."
548
00:19:00,775 --> 00:19:02,275
You really need to learn
how to play chess.
549
00:19:02,276 --> 00:19:04,745
How did you get everyone
to help you?
550
00:19:04,746 --> 00:19:06,546
I appealed to their sense
of teamwork and camraderie
551
00:19:06,547 --> 00:19:09,049
with a rousing speech that would
put Shakespeare to shame.
552
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,317
[Scottish accent]
For too long,
553
00:19:10,318 --> 00:19:13,153
we've been put down,
ridiculed,
554
00:19:13,154 --> 00:19:15,055
made to wear ties!
555
00:19:15,089 --> 00:19:16,289
But no more!
556
00:19:16,324 --> 00:19:17,591
For today,
557
00:19:17,592 --> 00:19:19,593
we defeat him!
558
00:19:19,627 --> 00:19:22,203
And that worked?
No. No, no. Not at all.
559
00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:24,297
(Jake)
My speech did not inspire them.
560
00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:26,366
Come on.
So I bribed them.
561
00:19:26,401 --> 00:19:28,201
I told them that if we
pulled this off,
562
00:19:28,236 --> 00:19:29,803
I would do
all of their paperwork.
563
00:19:29,804 --> 00:19:32,072
And since you're doing
all my paperwork...
564
00:19:32,073 --> 00:19:33,907
I'm impressed, Peralta.
565
00:19:33,908 --> 00:19:35,242
Well done.
566
00:19:35,243 --> 00:19:36,777
Thank you, sir.
567
00:19:36,778 --> 00:19:40,080
In fact, the thing
that you failed to see, Captain,
568
00:19:40,081 --> 00:19:42,115
teamwork, is exactly...
Captain?
569
00:19:42,116 --> 00:19:44,117
What provided our success.
Sir?
570
00:19:44,118 --> 00:19:47,087
He's not coming back.
571
00:19:47,121 --> 00:19:50,123
(Terry) Boyle, I need you
in the briefing room.
572
00:19:54,662 --> 00:19:57,264
What is all this?
573
00:19:57,298 --> 00:19:58,932
You know how I think
Halloween is for jerks?
574
00:19:58,933 --> 00:20:01,601
Well, this Halloween,
I was the jerk.
575
00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:03,336
I'm sorry about tonight.
576
00:20:03,337 --> 00:20:04,671
"I'm sorry about tonight."
577
00:20:04,672 --> 00:20:06,139
We found the title
578
00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:08,208
for Santiago's
follow-up sex tape.
579
00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:10,811
I'm sorry I couldn't convince
you to love Halloween.
580
00:20:10,845 --> 00:20:12,212
It's not your fault.
I was terrible.
581
00:20:12,213 --> 00:20:13,480
"It's not your fault
I was terrible"
582
00:20:13,481 --> 00:20:15,015
is also one
of your sex tapes.
583
00:20:15,016 --> 00:20:16,316
Ow.
584
00:20:16,317 --> 00:20:18,652
Halloween is unbearable.
585
00:20:18,653 --> 00:20:21,655
But it was slightly less
unbearable with you.
586
00:20:21,656 --> 00:20:22,989
Don't.
Okay.
587
00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:24,591
Anyway.
588
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,160
We're all going to the bar,
so get changed,
589
00:20:27,161 --> 00:20:28,962
'cause you can't be
the only one there
590
00:20:28,963 --> 00:20:30,897
not wearing a 'stume.
591
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:33,133
'Stume! Oh, my God.
It caught on.
592
00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:36,803
(All)
No.
593
00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:39,673
Ah, Captain Holt.
It is so nice to see you.
594
00:20:39,707 --> 00:20:41,174
Never thought I'd say that.
Hmm.
595
00:20:41,209 --> 00:20:43,310
A poor winner.
I never would've guessed.
596
00:20:43,344 --> 00:20:44,878
Yeah, you would've.
597
00:20:44,879 --> 00:20:46,346
Way to go all out
on your costume, by the way.
598
00:20:46,347 --> 00:20:48,448
I believe you have
an announcement to make,
599
00:20:48,483 --> 00:20:50,817
so the floor is yours.
600
00:20:50,818 --> 00:20:53,820
[Sighs]
Attention, everyone.
601
00:20:53,821 --> 00:20:58,325
Jake Peralta is an amazing
Detective-slash-genius.
602
00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:00,393
Now, if you'll excuse me,
603
00:21:00,394 --> 00:21:03,530
I have some paperwork
to do.
604
00:21:03,531 --> 00:21:05,932
All right.
605
00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:08,401
Officer in the 92nd got
the royal baby mugger.
606
00:21:08,402 --> 00:21:09,936
He had 19 wallets
in his diaper.
607
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:13,373
(Officer)
We got a runner!
608
00:21:13,374 --> 00:21:15,242
Waahhh!
609
00:21:15,276 --> 00:21:17,544
Damn!
610
00:21:17,545 --> 00:21:19,346
Oh, I didn't tell you.
611
00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:21,748
I got kicked out
of ballet school
612
00:21:21,749 --> 00:21:25,084
for beating the crap
out of ballerinas.
613
00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:27,549
♪
614
00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:30,719
♪
615
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:34,701
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