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Turkish Delight
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- Is that your flat?
- Yes.
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You shit on me.
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I'm coming now.
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Let's go.
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I just got in, I'm at the station.
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- What will you do?
- Open your legs.
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Put my prick in.
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And fuck you.
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- Stop crying.
- You're nasty.
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And another thing -
where's my souvenir?
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Frame this.
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Get out of there!
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- Get out!
- How about a kiss?
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It's not me.
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Move!
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Fuck!
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Can you help me?
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- Leave it.
- Why?
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I'm after something else.
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- What's your name?
- Josie.
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- Do you want to fuck?
- It's against my religion.
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I fuck better than Jesus.
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You're fat.
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I'm fat, I've got small tits
and you're an asshole.
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That her?
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A prize!
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So you're the loser,
did someone steaI her away?
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Fancy a fuck?
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See you.
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Valkenburg, two years earlier.
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That takes care of that.
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- What's that?
- Maggots and worms.
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He was a man, like you or me.
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I've brought some champagne.
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On behalf of the Tourist Board...
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...I'd like to thank the young artists
for all their help.
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Everybody drink up now.
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I propose a toast to you all.
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Let's see what we have here.
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- What's this?
- The raising of Lazarus.
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Jesus and Lazarus.
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Very nice, but what's this?
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The awfuI truth is that
they're maggots.
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Maggots?
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Maggots and worms.
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Listen here...
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We won't allow it.
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He was dead for days.
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- Get rid of them.
- They've taken over.
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Stay here till I get back.
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Go suck yourself.
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A little kiss for mamma.
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Oh God!
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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Cheers.
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- Did you buy that?
- With a kiss!
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What's that?
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House special.
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What's this?
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At least it should be fresh.
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It's a horse's eye,
a fucking horse's eye.
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You son of a bitch!
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- That's your speciality?
- Calm down.
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- It's venison.
- Up your ass.
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Kiss my arse.
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Let's knock a hole in the ceiling.
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Get down, you hippie!
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- Do you always pick men up?
- No.
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- Is this real?
- The redhead model.
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A well-known trademark.
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And the rest?
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What rest?
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All open.
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Park.
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What?
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Don't come! I don't want a baby.
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Did you come inside me?
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I wouldn't do that.
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- Love me a little bit?
- A bit.
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- What?
- My prick's in my zip.
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Any plyers?
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I don't know where.
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Go to that house and see
if you can borrow some.
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- What's wrong?
- I caught it.
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Hang on a minute.
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Thank you.
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Hurry up.
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My jeans have had it.
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- Are you cold?
- Doesn't feeI like summer.
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I've something for you.
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- Where did you steaI it?
- Try it on.
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Stop, you bastards!
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- Can I talk to Olga?
- Who's calling?
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- It's Eric Vonk.
- She's not in.
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- Is Olga around?
- No.
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I want to talk to her.
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I'll wait here for her.
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Shove off, we don't want low-life.
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I want to talk to her father
or mother.
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What is it, Henry?
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Mrs Staples, I've come to see Olga.
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My daughter's out of town.
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- Where did she go?
- That I can't say.
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- Why not?
- Just because.
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- I want to see Olga.
- I heard you the first time.
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And Olga wants to see me.
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You're not welcome.
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It was me in the car accident.
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I've read the police report.
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It was all quite sordid.
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I'll see her, whatever you say.
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Out!
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I fucked her.
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I fucked her!
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You're not the only one.
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Where've you been?
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- How is it?
- What?
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Plyers...
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- Where've you been?
- I thought I'd never see you again.
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I've been chasing around
after you forever.
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They kept me in bed for too long.
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It's huge.
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I'm a huge talent.
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You make these?
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They're nothing.
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They go with the accident.
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- And this?
- A museum piece.
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Was it worth it?
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Depends, I stole it.
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I don't believe you.
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What's wrong with you?
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How do I taste?
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Like oysters.
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Good oysters?
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The best.
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I have to go.
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Do it in my mouth.
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Wait a bit, where's the bath?
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ln there.
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Cold?
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- Still love me?
- A bit.
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How much?
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I'll be right back.
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Home again.
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You're always so glad to be back.
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I like to see my old friends.
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What's he doing here?
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What's he doing in my house?
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No, let him go!
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- Trust me!
- How can l?
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I bet you had fun on your holidays.
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Oh yes?
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He's your lover, isn't he?
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Listen lover, she's a minor.
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Cut the crap, we're engaged.
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You're what?
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What a racket, is the radio on?
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Papi!
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- Your daughter's getting married
- Who's the lucky man?
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Me.
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- He crashed the car.
- The groom survived.
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- Are you going to allow it?
- You want us to fight?
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You're not marrying that layabout.
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I won't be made a laughing stock.
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You think it's funny?
Get rid of him.
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That's my finaI word.
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My little Olga.
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- Do you think she meant it?
- Don't worry, she'll come round.
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Now then, Olga, don't cry.
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Let's drink to the future.
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Did you hear the one
about lucky Pierre?
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- No.
- Me neither.
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- lntroduce me.
- This is Olga.
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This is Paul, he's a doctor.
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- Pleased to meet you.
- Thank you.
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Hurry!
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On this happy occasion...
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Welcome, on this happy occasion.
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lf God should grant you
the gift of fecundity...
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...consider it a solemn
confirmation of your union.
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He's never heard of communism.
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Would all the couples gathered
here today stand up as one.
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Do you, Eric Vonk...
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It's coming!
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Oh Lord, I think I'm soaked.
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Is there a doctor?
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- Go on.
- No way.
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He's a doctor.
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Shall we continue?
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Do you, Eric Vonk,
take Olga Staples...
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...to love and cherish for as long
as you both shall live?
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Do you, Olga Staples,
take Eric Vonk...
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...to love and cherish for as long
as you both shall live?
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- Crazies!
- We're newlyweds.
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Zip...
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Jesus Christ!
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Mr Vonk?
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This is for you.
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- Tina Elgers, do you know her?
- She's an old schooI friend.
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How sweet.
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- What are you doing?
- They need water.
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Where were we?
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Who the hell is that?
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Package for Mr Vonk.
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''May all your troubles be small.
Uncle Homer and Aunt Emily''.
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Don't be so damn rude.
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- You feeI nothing?
- No.
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Stop!
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Congratulations, may you have
joy for evermore.
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Now you're one of the family...
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...you get a kiss.
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We haven't lost a daughter,
we've gained a son.
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Not bad at our age.
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Congratulations.
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This is Tina.
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Dear Olga! Who knows?
I could be next.
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Lovely scarf.
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You like it? It's yours.
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It suits you.
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- Like it?
- Doesn't match the hat.
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Easily sorted.
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You'll need some sustenance.
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Eric, this is for you,
don't tell mother.
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You're a sweetie.
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You heard the one about lucky Pierre?
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- Tell me.
- One day.
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Morning children.
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I brought you something.
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Here you are, darling.
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Here...
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It'll help you have children.
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I'm going to shower.
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Don't I get a kiss?
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It's not funny.
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So charming!
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Don't make fun of my mother,
she had breast cancer.
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A long time ago?
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It was when I was a little, she said
I'd sucked it off as a baby.
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I believed her, I thought that's
what all babies did.
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Be right back.
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Isn't Papi generous to trust
you with his car?
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What are you talking about?
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Gve me a bite.
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You bastard!
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I'll kill you!
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Get me out of here!
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Now, what would you like
for Christmas, little girl?
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What are you thinking?
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How you'll look in 30 years.
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Jesus, that's a nice thought.
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- What are you doing now?
- I want a souvenir.
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You're becoming a reaI drag -
give me that.
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Want a drink?
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You fool, you'll be sick
if you drink that.
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You're a fool, Eric.
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I could have died.
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Comedian.
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I'll look at it again in 30 years time.
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Let's go to bed.
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- Paul, come quickly.
- You can't come in here.
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It's alright.
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We got the contract: 5,000 gilders.
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It's fantastic.
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- What style?
- Modern-bourgeois.
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I recommended him.
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- We put the statue here.
- What pose?
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- I need to go.
- Hang on.
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The number one song:
the girI with the red hair.
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Can I tape it?
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00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:11,710
- Still need a pee?
- No, I need a poo.
272
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:44,270
That's what I'm going to do
when you come out.
273
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:50,590
Coming.
274
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,190
Don't do that, I'll lick it for you.
275
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,230
You wouldn't do that.
276
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,340
What is it?
277
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:10,590
I've got it too.
278
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:12,390
- What?
- Cancer.
279
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:16,470
- What do you mean?
- There's blood in the toilet.
280
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,310
There was blood coming out of me.
281
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,030
It's true.
282
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,670
You know what that was?
283
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,190
The beetroot you ate last night.
284
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,910
- Are you sure?
- Of course.
285
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,900
There's nothing wrong
with your sweet body.
286
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,310
I've got a surprise.
287
00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:34,510
Back to work.
288
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:36,590
What a pain!
289
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,230
No way through.
290
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,030
Come on, get out of here, you hippies.
291
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,030
Move to the side.
292
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,750
You can't stop there.
293
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,750
I said move it.
294
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:16,550
Move your car.
295
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:28,150
He's the artist, he's going to the
statue, do you understand?
296
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,390
Mr Vonk, and your lovely wife.
297
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:33,350
Forgive this inconvenience.
298
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:36,630
See to his bike.
299
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,510
Don't steaI it.
300
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,580
Have fun.
301
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:51,110
You know how to address her?
She likes to be called Madam.
302
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,510
But do me a favour and
call her Your Majesty.
303
00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:56,910
Stand here.
304
00:53:57,600 --> 00:54:01,030
Now remember, you're to be presented
to the Queen.
305
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:05,790
You stand here and Her Majesty
comes to you.
306
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:07,230
Here she comes.
307
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:12,820
Oh my goodness!
308
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,310
Whatever happens, don't move.
309
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:22,980
Right, in a line girls.
310
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,750
What do you do, Anne?
311
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,310
I come forward...
312
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:31,060
Don't come forward, Her Majesty
will come to you.
313
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,950
It's hot.
314
00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:01,750
This is fabulous.
315
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:16,230
I can't see!
316
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:29,990
Get out of my way.
317
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,190
Let's go to the other side.
318
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:26,390
- I'm getting a bit horny.
- Not without flowers.
319
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:48,310
Undo your shirt.
320
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:00,190
- I'll call the next statue...
- What?
321
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:04,420
Persephone.
322
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:13,110
- Who's this Persephone?
- A goddess of the underworld.
323
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:27,510
We'll leave now.
324
00:59:37,120 --> 00:59:39,500
- Who was it?
- Your mother.
325
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:43,550
Your father is dying.
326
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:19,510
Any hope?
327
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:23,150
Can we go in?
328
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:25,990
Give me your handkerchief.
329
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,190
The smelI's awful.
330
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,790
Papi, it's Olga.
331
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:25,390
A few beers and I'll feeI better.
332
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:52,790
Come and say goodbye to your father.
333
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:10,310
Eric, he wants to see you.
334
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:27,260
Eric, take care of Olga for me.
335
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:37,910
And just remember - I love you.
336
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:47,550
Say it...
337
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,390
- Let me see.
- What?
338
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:18,390
- Any more?
- One more.
339
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:24,110
- Is that it?
- No, one more.
340
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:37,390
I'll see you later.
341
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:46,950
A finaI memento.
342
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:01,140
- Where are you going?
- Away.
343
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:02,830
And our lift?
344
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:06,430
Ask someone else.
345
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:09,510
What about your wife?
346
01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,550
I can take care of her.
347
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:15,830
You're being totally selfish,
do you hear me?
348
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:19,310
Bye bye, my dear!
349
01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:58,510
Look out!
350
01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:14,950
What's the matter with you?
351
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:18,350
Is something wrong?
352
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:21,030
It's not her fault, she's a newlywed.
353
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:27,540
That's it.
354
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:31,630
She's done a lot of modelling.
355
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:35,270
- Two hundred.
- It's a deal.
356
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:43,590
Eric, can you give me a hand?
357
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,390
I bought dinner.
358
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:50,230
I sold a drawing.
359
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:52,740
Mrs Vonk.
360
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:56,390
- Which one did you buy?
- That one there.
361
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:07,870
The modeI's you, isn't it?
362
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:18,750
- The unveiling was some day.
- Yes.
363
01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:21,350
Here's your drawing.
364
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:37,540
- Can't you be less hysterical?
- You'd sell your wife?
365
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:41,030
- It was only a drawing.
- It was us.
366
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:44,590
- What's the big deal?
- Some things aren't for sale.
367
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:47,900
What about you?
368
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:49,150
You prick!
369
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:04,830
Olga, you're completely mad.
370
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,460
- What is it?
- I've come for you.
371
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:11,110
- I'm having friends.
- I'll just change.
372
01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:39,790
Give me a hand.
373
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:50,950
Thanks, I'll be back before dinner.
374
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:27,190
Where are you?
375
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:33,230
Jesus Christ, Olga,
dinner's just about ready.
376
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:36,950
Be right there.
377
01:10:57,600 --> 01:11:02,720
Ladies and Gentlemen,
give a hand to our great artist.
378
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:21,830
A chair for the gentleman!
379
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:24,110
There's no room here. We're full.
380
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,870
Excuse me, I'm disturbing you.
381
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:30,830
Hey, doesn't your mother-in-law
get a kiss?
382
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:45,630
Still not married?
383
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:53,990
Oh, what do I see now?
384
01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:58,310
My napkin, I lost it.
385
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:01,270
Hey, keep your snot-rag to yourself.
386
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:15,790
What do I do with those?
387
01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:17,670
Finish them.
388
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:22,550
- You are three rounds behind.
- You can't miss out on anything today.
389
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:26,270
He'll need a doggy-bag for that.
390
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:29,270
That's not a bad idea, Eddie.
391
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:41,180
Stick it in the mustard.
392
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:45,390
He'll have to use a fire extinguisher.
393
01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:55,740
Need a hand?
394
01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:00,030
- Look at the state of this one.
- It's his speciality.
395
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,590
We're going to go together.
396
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:11,630
Now I'm going to shake hands
with little Henry.
397
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:15,990
Don't take the wrong door.
-The ladies-room is at your right.
398
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,110
I didn't see.
399
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:16,510
You dirty son of a bitch!
400
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:35,260
- Olga?
- I'm not coming home.
401
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:39,020
- Where are you?
- I'm not coming back.
402
01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:43,070
You dirty bitch!
Go screw the motherfucker.
403
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:47,190
I'll call the police!
404
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:49,070
Open up!
405
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:50,910
Let me see Olga!
406
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:54,150
- It's over, just go away.
- The divorce...
407
01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:57,430
We've got to discuss the divorce.
408
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:00,470
Well, the sooner the better.
409
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:16,310
Eric's here to discuss the divorce.
410
01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:19,790
Leave us alone.
411
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:39,990
- You're thinner.
- I don't care if I'm thin or fat.
412
01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:44,390
Why screw that prick?
413
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:48,110
You don't own me,
I can screw who I like.
414
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:49,950
Leave me alone.
415
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:51,270
Fucking loser!
416
01:18:58,280 --> 01:19:00,660
My mouth isn't yours anymore.
417
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:04,030
My mouth isn't for you.
418
01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:08,750
I'm sorry Olga, it was my fault.
419
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:17,710
You call this talking?
420
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:19,940
Don't listen.
421
01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:23,230
Why don't you just get lost!
422
01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:25,940
So, be a nice boy and leave.
423
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:28,990
I'm sleeping here, we're still married.
424
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:33,630
As you like,
Olga's room will be locked.
425
01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:00,390
Good boy.
426
01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:16,070
You're mine and she can't help you,
she's out walking the dog.
427
01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:20,740
I've been with another guy.
428
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,350
I'll burn out your cunt!
429
01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:42,910
Leave her alone!
Get off my daughter!
430
01:21:46,280 --> 01:21:48,660
You dirty bastard! Get out!
431
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:11,100
Get out of my bathroom.
432
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:07,430
I've come for my things.
433
01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:12,470
My fiance.
434
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:14,900
Come in.
435
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,430
Leave it open.
436
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:37,950
Making dolls for a living?
437
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:40,190
They sell well.
438
01:25:41,480 --> 01:25:43,190
What a waste of time.
439
01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:53,670
All packed.
440
01:25:55,440 --> 01:25:57,270
Got a new girl?
441
01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:09,070
I love you.
442
01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:27,430
You never change!
443
01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:42,350
- Who's your friend?
- An American.
444
01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:44,860
After the wedding
we're off to America.
445
01:26:51,760 --> 01:26:54,190
A new type of bird for you.
446
01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:46,750
Didn't think I'd recognise you?
447
01:28:55,240 --> 01:28:57,190
The hair made it more difficult.
448
01:28:58,720 --> 01:29:01,510
It was a speciaI deaI -
do you like it?
449
01:29:02,280 --> 01:29:04,030
I liked it better before.
450
01:29:04,200 --> 01:29:06,660
I think it makes me look young.
451
01:29:08,080 --> 01:29:09,790
Who's the tie for?
452
01:29:14,320 --> 01:29:16,270
Want to buy me a coffee?
453
01:29:28,440 --> 01:29:31,750
- Did you make him.
- No, he's from the Congo.
454
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:34,550
- What are the spikes?
- Voodoo.
455
01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:37,750
When someone dies
you insert them in the head.
456
01:29:37,880 --> 01:29:41,390
My headache's gone,
it must be black magic.
457
01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:48,870
May I help?
458
01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:50,820
Coffee, please.
459
01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:52,860
Two coffees.
460
01:29:58,800 --> 01:30:01,260
This is a surprise.
461
01:30:01,960 --> 01:30:03,630
I'm back with mother.
462
01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:06,670
I stayed in America for a while
then left.
463
01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:11,150
Am I pretty?
464
01:30:12,760 --> 01:30:14,150
You look great.
465
01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:17,110
My boobs have grown.
466
01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:21,830
I rub on this speciaI ointment.
467
01:30:25,280 --> 01:30:26,630
Your coffee.
468
01:30:27,600 --> 01:30:29,190
I said tea.
469
01:30:30,240 --> 01:30:31,220
You said coffee...
470
01:30:31,520 --> 01:30:34,750
I said I wanted tea, tell her, Eric.
471
01:30:39,640 --> 01:30:40,750
Tea, please.
472
01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:49,070
Look!
473
01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:12,190
It's hot.
474
01:31:13,280 --> 01:31:17,310
Don't you feeI hot?
Let's go to the seaside.
475
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:19,430
Why not?
476
01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:21,790
I'll go to the ladies, you get the bill.
477
01:31:48,560 --> 01:31:52,230
Sir, can you come, please?
It's your wife.
478
01:32:49,240 --> 01:32:50,790
Not long now.
479
01:32:51,040 --> 01:32:53,070
Please help me.
480
01:33:38,760 --> 01:33:40,630
A door in my head.
481
01:33:43,720 --> 01:33:45,590
I brought you something.
482
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:14,790
Do I look nice?
483
01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:17,750
A reaI red.
484
01:34:30,560 --> 01:34:34,750
The doctor says my hair will
grow back in a few months.
485
01:34:36,360 --> 01:34:37,310
Sure.
486
01:34:49,200 --> 01:34:50,830
What is it?
487
01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:56,310
They won't let me read it,
it's bad for the eyes.
488
01:34:57,960 --> 01:34:59,790
Are you enjoying it?
489
01:35:01,640 --> 01:35:03,830
It's not for you, I can do it.
490
01:35:06,240 --> 01:35:09,110
''She said: I love you
with all my heart...''
491
01:35:09,840 --> 01:35:12,710
''She said I love you with my...''
492
01:35:14,360 --> 01:35:17,310
''She said love is my...''
493
01:35:19,640 --> 01:35:22,150
''I love you with all my heart...''
494
01:35:31,320 --> 01:35:35,950
''She said I love you with all
my heart, I always have...''
495
01:35:37,160 --> 01:35:41,670
''...and nothing will ever change that,
not even death itself.''
496
01:35:43,280 --> 01:35:46,550
''I love you with all my heart.''
497
01:35:47,520 --> 01:35:51,550
''I have loved you ever
since the first time.''
498
01:35:52,200 --> 01:35:54,990
''Then he fell to his knees...''
499
01:35:55,080 --> 01:35:57,870
''...and he kissed her hands...
500
01:35:58,280 --> 01:36:01,670
''...and let her goodness
rest in God.''
501
01:36:15,680 --> 01:36:18,240
- How's Olga?
- Not good.
502
01:36:18,840 --> 01:36:21,110
What the hell are you doing?
503
01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:30,100
We couldn't get at all of
the tumour.
504
01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:32,710
We'll try radiotherapy.
505
01:36:32,840 --> 01:36:35,400
- How long's she got?
- Hard to say.
506
01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:46,270
Now you drink up all your milk.
507
01:36:51,840 --> 01:36:53,030
Drink this.
508
01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:54,830
Don't like it!
509
01:36:56,560 --> 01:36:57,510
I want...
510
01:37:00,200 --> 01:37:01,790
...some sweets.
511
01:37:05,480 --> 01:37:07,190
Turkish delight.
512
01:37:16,040 --> 01:37:18,710
I can't, my tooth is loose.
513
01:37:19,160 --> 01:37:20,830
That tooth's fixed.
514
01:37:22,720 --> 01:37:25,590
It feels very loose.
515
01:37:28,520 --> 01:37:29,470
FeeI it.
516
01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:40,950
See, it's been fixed.
517
01:38:21,120 --> 01:38:22,550
Olga's sad.
518
01:38:24,000 --> 01:38:25,830
Are you okay?
519
01:38:46,960 --> 01:38:50,150
Now then, what's all this?
520
01:38:59,400 --> 01:39:02,910
That should give her
a nice long nap.
521
01:39:21,640 --> 01:39:23,550
You'd better stay the night.
522
01:39:26,280 --> 01:39:28,190
I'll get some food sent up.
523
01:40:53,040 --> 01:40:55,600
Mr Vonk, you forgot this.
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