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Fuck!
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Okay,
you caught me.
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I mean...
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men are not the only ones who like
to whack off like zoo monkeys.
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Why isn't it okay for girls
to just like fucking?
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If you could have sex once a week,
no attachments, no expectations...
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...just straight up fucking, would you?
- I like fucking.
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I like it a lot.
Who doesn't?
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But people make such
a big deal out of it.
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And there's so much emphasis
placed on appearance.
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I don't know why. I've had sex
with fat girls and skinny girls...
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...it's really all the same.
- I know...
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that everyone is a little...
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self-conscious about
how good they are in bed...
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and I was never really, I guess,
great in bed because...
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I didn't read Cosmo's latest article
on how to please my man...
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because I don't read those magazine
articles and, quite frankly...
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I haven't really been too concerned
about pleasing him.
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Fuck me.
I blew a great setup.
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Did you ever fuck something up and
you knew you were fucking it up...
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but you did it anyway?
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Maybe she fucked it up.
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I don't know. I'll let you people
decide. My opinion is biased.
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I don't why there's this myth that
women get dependent on men.
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I mean, every day in America some
guy snaps and kills his girlfriend.
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They gotta get restraining orders
taken out against them all the time.
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Women never do that.
Oh, you think you're immune, pal?
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Well, brother, you just haven't met the
girl you wanna fuck and kill someday.
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You're a fucking asshole!
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I was trying to tell you
how much I love, for fuck's sake!
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- How, if you think I'm fat? Thanks!
- I didn't say that. You're nuts.
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- You're paranoid. You realize that?
- No, you're the one that's paranoid.
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You're the one that gets pissed off
every time Damien comes here.
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- Grow up!
- Listen, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
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you got insulted by my attempt
to compliment you.
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But if you're gonna bring up your
ex-boyfriend, at least understand...
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...why I wan to punch him in the face!
- What the hell is that?
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A woman's place in procreation
has always been to attract a man:
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big tits, small waist
and round ass.
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And you're really sensitive about
that shit being in its proper place.
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- I'm not even half as sensitive!
- Okay, tell me that I gained 5 pounds!
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If I get a new haircut and you didn't
notice, would I give a shit? No!
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I do not like to be insulted, no,
but that has nothing to do...
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with you wanting to punch
somebody in the God damned face!
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You tell me that you love me
'cause I'm so manly.
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This is it, this is
the whole package.
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Oh, shut the fuck up!
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What a mess!
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How do two people end up
talking to each other like that?
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Let me rewind to the
very, very beginning.
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LA's real interesting,
but it ain't cheap, huh?
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I'm down to my last hundred.
What'd you got?
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76... no, 72 bucks.
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I bought your cigarettes.
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Fuck.
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I don't understand...
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we've been here like a month.
We should've found jobs by now.
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It's the concrete companies here,
they just hire migrant workers.
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It's bullshit.
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You think California
was a bad idea?
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Couple guys like us,
we'll get something going.
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Well, we better get
something going soon.
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We don't have even have enough
money to get friggin' drunk!
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When was the last time
we went into a fancy hotel bar...
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ran up a huge tab
and then just bolted?
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Shit. Months?
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Come on, this is the kind of sun shit
we always talked about doing.
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Fun shit you always
talked about doing.
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I'm only going along
to make sure you're okay.
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Haven't you ever wanted
complete control in bed?
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They'll have to do whatever
we say, it'll be amazing.
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How do you even know
how to find male prostitutes?
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Please tell me you didn't
go on the Internet.
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No, no, there's this hotel downtown.
It has a lounge.
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That's what it's famous for.
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This woman at my salon was
telling me all about it.
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You go down there, you see the
guys and pick out the one you want.
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Sounds very romantic.
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- How's your black eye by the way?
- Not so bad. I keep covering it up.
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How do you even do it?
God, you're like Houdini.
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I keep 'em pre-tied in my nightstand
and I just slip them on.
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Well, that's you, babe.
Very efficient.
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Stanny, think that
security guy's onto us.
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Joe, we've done this to every fancy
hotel in NY for what, ten years?
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You think some
LA rent-a-cop's gonna bust us?
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We shouldn't be doing this.
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They charge us like
seven bucks for a beer.
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That's ripping people off.
We're just making shit even.
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The guy will think that we're
so desperate to get laid that...
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Stop it! God!
They're gonna be so excited.
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They usually have to do it with
a bunch of disgusting old women.
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- They're gonna think that we...
- They're whores! They're prostitutes.
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If anyone has issues with their
self-image, it's them, not you.
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Oh yeah.
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- Check it out. Check that shit out!
- Wait, wait!
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- Please don't. We should...
- Hey there.
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- Hey.
- Hi. California is a friendly place.
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Yeah, we're not used
to two beautiful girls...
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...just walking right up to us.
- So, you two boys have names?
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- Yeah, I'm Joe. This is Stanny.
- This is Christi Ann. I'm Donna.
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Hello, Joe and Stanley.
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No, it's not Stanley, it's Stanny.
There's no "L".
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Oh, Stanny.
Does it really matter now?
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So, where are you girls
from and stuff?
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Up in the hills, Laurel Canyon.
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We just moved to town.
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Oh, a couple of regular guys
new in town looking to meet people.
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Yeah. Yeah, we're both
in construction.
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Time's a little slow right now,
but we'll get something going soon.
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- Just trying to get by, huh?
- Construction workers.
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Are you girls like models
or something?
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You don't have to belittle us,
we don't usually do this.
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Let's grab a table.
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What, do you work out?
I work out a lot.
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But usually I get enough
of a workout on the job.
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We work with concrete.
Shit's heavy.
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Yes, look, we wanted manly men...
but you're overdoing it...
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with the blue collar routine.
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- Is that Drakkar you're wearing?
- Yep. Thanks.
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- So, what do you do for a living?
- I'm a writer.
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Really?
Like books and shit?
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Screenwriter,
like movies and shit.
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Get out of here!
That's so cool.
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I mean, what have I seen
that you wrote?
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Nothing yet. None of my scripts
have been turned into movies yet.
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Well, you gotta start
by writing it first, right?
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- What about you? What do you do?
- Christi Ann is a clothing designer.
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- She designed this.
- Really? Very nice.
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Shit! Christi Ann,
I totally forgot.
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I was in this coffee shop...
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and I saw a woman wearing
one of your new shirts.
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- Really?
- Man!
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Somebody took your shit
from the Laundromat?
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That happened to me.
Remember that, Stanny?
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Somebody just took my stuff
from the dryer...
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and then we see this guy from two
floors up wearing my sweatpants!
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No, Joe, she's saying that she
makes clothes. She made this here.
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- Oh, you invent clothes!
- Yes, I invent clothes.
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In fact, people were running around
naked before until I came along.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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I'll be... right back.
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California girls, man.
They're fucking unbelievable!
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Okay, what about the bill?
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- I think we should hire them.
- Shut up!
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You flirted, you got
your twisted affirmation.
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I think we should get out of here.
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Look, I'm inviting Stanny
back to the house.
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If you don't wanna sleep with Joe,
you don't have to.
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I got it. I'll make it look like
I left my wallet back at the motel.
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These girls come here all the time.
They can cover us.
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No, that ain't right, man.
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Why don't we just stick the hotel
with the bill and split?
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These girls shouldn't...
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I... I think I left my wallet
back at my motel.
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Sure you did.
Why don't I just get this round?
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So, how do you boys wanna do this?
Should we get a room upstairs or?
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Why don't we just go back
to my house...
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and we can fool around up there?
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Okay.
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Let me show you my room.
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Wow!
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- Is this your parents' house?
- No.
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No, it's Donna's house.
I just live here.
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Wow, you must come home
everyday and do this, huh?
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- No.
- If I lived here, I would.
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- You like it rough, don't you?
- Yeah!
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Boy, did you pick the right guy!
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Punish me, I'm bad!
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Look, this was all
my friend's idea. I...
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I don't think I can do this.
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You must have a fancy bar
or something around here, right?
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Oh, perfect.
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Perfect.
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You don't wanna have sex?
That's fine.
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Your friend, Donna...
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she needs to get laid.
You, Christi Ann...
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you need to get drunk.
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- What, you wanna get me drunk?
- No, I wanna get me drunk.
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But I can tell you're one of those,
you know, uptight people...
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that I love to help out by getting
them good and hammered.
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So, here's the deal:
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for every two drinks that I have...
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you gotta have one, until you're
either puking or laughing.
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- Yeah! Yeah!
- You like that, don't you, nasty?
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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- You're so bad.
- You're the man! You're the man!
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I was 15 years old...
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I'd been jerking off two years
straight, dreaming of this moment.
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And the second
she goes to kiss it...
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my dick just starts like,
flapping all over the place!
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And she looks up at me,
all freaked out.
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At the same time, whack!
My dick hits her right in the jaw.
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You're gonna make me come!
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Oh, my God!
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- Do you want some water?
- Sure.
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- Do you like that?
- Oh yeah.
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I go to the gynecologist like a week
later, 'cause I felt uncomfortable.
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I know the doctor's gonna know
it's cause I lost my virginity...
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but I don't care, because
I was starting...
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to get paranoid something's wrong.
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The doctor finds the condom.
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My asshole boyfriend was so
embarrassed to tell me...
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that he finished right away...
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so he's moving around 'til
it got soft and it just came off.
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And the thing was stuck up in me
for like a week!
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What was he thinking?
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You're okay? God, that felt so...
Oh, my God! So fucking great!
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You want a cigarette?
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- Do you want some water?
- Sure.
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That... That was...
That was thrilling.
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I can't believe it.
That was...
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Did you like that?
You okay?
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Want a cigarette?
Here, here's a cigarette.
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So, should we?
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- I don't know.
- Yeah, you do.
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You know, I've never ever...
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ever had a one-night stand.
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You're the first girl
who's told me that...
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who I believe it's true.
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- Alright.
- Alright.
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I'm sorry.
Everything tickles.
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I'm sorry.
I don't think I can do this.
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Okay.
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- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.
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How often... do you think men cry?
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What the fuck kind
of fucked up question is that?
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Well, I'm writing this character...
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and I was just trying to figure out
how real he was.
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So I'm asking you how often.
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Fuck, I don't know
the national average or nothing.
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And how often
do you think you cry?
232
00:15:18,676 --> 00:15:21,667
Never, really. I mean...
233
00:15:22,347 --> 00:15:26,817
life sucks sometimes, but you know,
I get pissed off and shit.
234
00:15:26,818 --> 00:15:30,082
Crying never solved nothing.
235
00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:38,719
- You guys ever get caught?
- For what?
236
00:15:39,263 --> 00:15:42,596
You know, loitering at the bar?
237
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:47,604
Damn, was it that obvious?
It's not like we always do that.
238
00:15:47,605 --> 00:15:50,841
You know, it's just something fun
to do when the funds are low.
239
00:15:50,842 --> 00:15:54,144
So the he yells out,
"So yeah, I'll call you tomorrow!"
240
00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:56,413
Seriously, I swear to God I burst out
laughing.
241
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:59,280
I don't care that it was rude.
242
00:16:01,285 --> 00:16:03,685
God!
243
00:16:07,658 --> 00:16:11,355
My God!
Are they doing it again?
244
00:16:12,463 --> 00:16:15,329
My record is five times.
245
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:20,937
- One night, five times.
- Wow! Really?
246
00:16:21,305 --> 00:16:25,776
I usually do it once. Well, I mean,
sometimes, you know, I've done it...
247
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,344
I've had guys who wanted
to do it more.
248
00:16:27,345 --> 00:16:29,379
And that one that was finished
after the first time...
249
00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,882
but I had another guy who...
250
00:16:31,883 --> 00:16:35,181
who would sometimes wanna go
again and sometimes I would.
251
00:16:37,055 --> 00:16:42,254
You like... have a thing
with sex, huh?
252
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:49,566
Well, if Donna's gonna do it, I mean
I should... Maybe I'll do it too.
253
00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:52,126
- Don't do it on account of her.
- No.
254
00:16:52,703 --> 00:16:57,799
- No, no. I want to.
- Alright.
255
00:17:03,281 --> 00:17:06,978
I mean, we probably
shouldn't do it here.
256
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:17,560
- Okay, you gotta relax.
- Oh no, I'm relaxed.
257
00:17:26,604 --> 00:17:29,572
You like that?
258
00:17:32,143 --> 00:17:35,771
That doesn't feel good?
259
00:17:41,385 --> 00:17:43,250
Okay.
260
00:17:45,156 --> 00:17:48,648
Okay, okay.
261
00:18:04,775 --> 00:18:07,038
Okay.
262
00:18:20,358 --> 00:18:23,452
You know any jokes?
263
00:18:27,665 --> 00:18:29,826
No.
264
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,802
A guy walks into a bar...
265
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:42,874
and the bartender says...
266
00:18:45,149 --> 00:18:49,312
Shit, I forgot what he said.
He said something.
267
00:19:28,025 --> 00:19:30,460
We heard you two having fun
last night.
268
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,928
Never mind that.
269
00:19:31,929 --> 00:19:34,464
Check out the sunrise.
Isn't it beautiful?
270
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:38,059
Cool. I love dusk.
271
00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:45,368
Does anybody need anything
to drink? Water, juice?
272
00:19:45,409 --> 00:19:47,843
Just sit here and relax, baby.
273
00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:51,915
Actually, you know, I...
274
00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:53,984
I should probably try
and get some sleep.
275
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,385
I've got a lot of writing
to do tomorrow.
276
00:19:56,454 --> 00:20:00,523
- I mean, today.
- Yeah, I guess it is getting kinda late.
277
00:20:00,524 --> 00:20:03,760
So, I guess you boys deserve
to get paid.
278
00:20:03,761 --> 00:20:04,961
How much do we owe you anyway?
279
00:20:04,962 --> 00:20:08,565
Yeah, you know, I have to admit
I was opposed to the idea...
280
00:20:08,566 --> 00:20:11,101
but I think, who knows,
maybe in like six months...
281
00:20:11,102 --> 00:20:14,871
if we're still two lonely women,
we might call you again.
282
00:20:14,872 --> 00:20:18,108
Yeah. Leave us your cards,
your pager numbers or whatever.
283
00:20:18,109 --> 00:20:19,643
Can you take a check?
284
00:20:19,644 --> 00:20:22,379
Cause I don't think we have
that much laying around.
285
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:25,015
- A check?
- It's good.
286
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:28,885
Look, we can go to an ATM.
How much do we owe you, anyway?
287
00:20:28,886 --> 00:20:31,946
I mean, I have money.
Hold on.
288
00:20:32,123 --> 00:20:36,252
Wait a minute. Do you think
that we're prostitutes?
289
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:46,970
What, making fun of the girls
who've never done this before?
290
00:20:46,971 --> 00:20:49,973
So, what's the damage?
I have 1,000 dollars.
291
00:20:49,974 --> 00:20:52,169
You gotta tip 'em,
mine was really good.
292
00:20:52,343 --> 00:20:54,978
Wait. You're serious?
293
00:20:54,979 --> 00:20:59,215
Why is everything getting
all strange all of a sudden?
294
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,251
I asked you if you'd ever
been arrested...
295
00:21:01,252 --> 00:21:03,620
Yeah, for drinking dash.
We're not gigolos!
296
00:21:03,621 --> 00:21:06,180
We thought you girls just
wanna hang out and stuff!
297
00:21:06,691 --> 00:21:09,225
- You're serious?
- Yeah, I'm fucking serious!
298
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,761
We're hanging out at the bar,
you roll up on us...
299
00:21:11,762 --> 00:21:13,897
you say you wanna fuck us, what
the hell are we supposed to think?
300
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,965
We never said you had
to pay us to fuck you!
301
00:21:15,966 --> 00:21:20,970
Wait a second. What about that
1,000 bucks? That was pretty cool.
302
00:21:20,971 --> 00:21:22,639
Joe, they think
we're male prostitutes.
303
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,768
They're kicking us out of here,
they never wanna see us again.
304
00:21:27,478 --> 00:21:32,312
Man! I thought you thought
I was funny and stuff!
305
00:21:35,219 --> 00:21:40,179
So, you two are really two
construction workers from Queens?
306
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,949
Yeah!
307
00:21:45,796 --> 00:21:46,996
I knew this was gonna happen!
308
00:21:46,997 --> 00:21:49,499
I can't believe you made me do this!
I am so mortified!
309
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:53,370
I didn't make you, how was
I supposed to know they were...
310
00:21:53,371 --> 00:21:55,672
- Gross! God!
- Fuck you, ew!
311
00:21:55,673 --> 00:21:57,841
You sure seemed to like
when I had your legs in the air!
312
00:21:57,842 --> 00:22:00,777
Goddamned freaks!
Wanna get spanked and shit?
313
00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:04,047
We are not freaks! You're the one
who wanted to spank me!
314
00:22:04,048 --> 00:22:06,049
Yeah, but I didn't know
I was getting hired to do it!
315
00:22:06,050 --> 00:22:08,677
Come on, Joe,
let's get the fuck out of here.
316
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:14,253
- I don't believe it. I've been used!
- Must be some rich girl thing.
317
00:22:14,392 --> 00:22:18,089
California girls!
Where are we?
318
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:20,697
You think they'll still
give us the money?
319
00:22:20,698 --> 00:22:22,563
Oh, they'd better!
320
00:22:23,934 --> 00:22:26,202
I'm never drinking again. I can't
believe you made me do this.
321
00:22:26,203 --> 00:22:28,972
Stop blaming me! Hell, you were
with the really stupid one.
322
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,740
Why couldn't you tell
he was just some moron?
323
00:22:30,741 --> 00:22:33,368
Why couldn't you tell?! God!
324
00:22:33,377 --> 00:22:36,746
And Jesus, they were both morons.
Your guy was drooling all over you.
325
00:22:36,747 --> 00:22:38,475
It was pathetic!
326
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,808
- I forgot something.
- Yeah?
327
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:46,316
Never mind.
328
00:23:10,981 --> 00:23:13,346
Stanny, wake up.
329
00:23:14,251 --> 00:23:19,154
We gotta go find a place
to live. And a job!
330
00:23:24,094 --> 00:23:29,293
- Can you believe those bitches?
- Just forget about it, bro.
331
00:23:30,334 --> 00:23:33,203
Let's just go find a place to stay.
332
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:36,298
We have enough for
a deposit now, right?
333
00:23:37,641 --> 00:23:41,444
What are you talking about? We have
80 something bucks left between us.
334
00:23:41,445 --> 00:23:45,073
We made 1,000 dollars last night.
335
00:23:48,586 --> 00:23:51,120
What, they wouldn't give it to you?
336
00:23:51,121 --> 00:23:53,356
- No.
- No, they wouldn't give it to you?
337
00:23:53,357 --> 00:23:57,093
- Stanny, you didn't ask them, did you?
- No, I didn't fucking ask them.
338
00:23:57,094 --> 00:23:59,062
Fuck them, friggin' rich chicks!
I don't need their money.
339
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,598
I'm a working man.
I worked my whole fuckin' life.
340
00:24:01,599 --> 00:24:03,867
Can you believe that one girl
told me she was a writer?
341
00:24:03,868 --> 00:24:06,769
Yeah, if I had rich parents, I'd tell
people I was the King of Egypt.
342
00:24:06,770 --> 00:24:09,906
We really could've used
that thousand bucks, Stanny.
343
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:14,444
Well, you wanna hike back up there
and get the money, go ahead.
344
00:24:14,445 --> 00:24:16,776
I need cigarettes.
345
00:24:35,799 --> 00:24:38,334
Christi Ann, I'm sorry.
The whole thing was my idea...
346
00:24:38,335 --> 00:24:41,037
and I shouldn't have forced you to do
something that you didn't wanna do.
347
00:24:41,038 --> 00:24:44,541
It's okay. Maybe we'll look back
at it and laugh.
348
00:24:44,542 --> 00:24:46,476
Look, I'm really sorry
'cause I know you.
349
00:24:46,477 --> 00:24:48,478
And you wouldn't have done
anything with that guy.
350
00:24:48,479 --> 00:24:52,039
You probably only did it 'cause
you didn't want me to do it alone.
351
00:24:52,216 --> 00:24:54,775
Well, that's true. But...
352
00:24:56,053 --> 00:24:58,316
I don't know,
my guy was kinda cute.
353
00:24:59,323 --> 00:25:00,890
- Was he?
- He wasn't very smart...
354
00:25:00,891 --> 00:25:02,756
but he was really sweet.
355
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:05,128
- How was he in bed?
- He was fine.
356
00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:07,563
Just fine? Mine was nuts.
357
00:25:08,499 --> 00:25:13,469
- What, like crazy nuts?
- No, nuts like amazing nuts!
358
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:15,772
- Wow. Really?
- It only stands to reason.
359
00:25:15,773 --> 00:25:18,141
Good in bed,
fucking asshole in the morning.
360
00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:20,473
You need to take that up
with your therapist.
361
00:25:21,078 --> 00:25:22,745
Next time I come up with
a stupid idea...
362
00:25:22,746 --> 00:25:24,645
just tell me I'm being stupid, okay?
363
00:25:24,715 --> 00:25:26,944
- Deal.
- Friends?
364
00:25:27,117 --> 00:25:29,107
Okay.
365
00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:47,196
Joe.
366
00:25:47,237 --> 00:25:49,602
- Hi.
- Hi.
367
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:54,077
- Your name is Joe, right?
- Yeah, Joe Santarella.
368
00:25:54,078 --> 00:25:55,511
Nice to meet you.
369
00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:57,280
Thank you for telling me
your last name...
370
00:25:57,281 --> 00:25:59,582
'cause I have a short mental list
of the men I've had sex with...
371
00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:02,813
and I would've hated
just to have Joe.
372
00:26:04,555 --> 00:26:06,990
I was hoping that...
373
00:26:06,991 --> 00:26:10,960
I could get that money from you.
Stanny and I, we're...
374
00:26:10,961 --> 00:26:13,696
gonna get booted out
of this motel and...
375
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:16,966
since you guys were gonna give us
a thousand bucks anyway...
376
00:26:16,967 --> 00:26:19,094
We could really use it.
377
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:22,937
Yeah, sure.
378
00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:26,398
Can you hold on a second?
379
00:26:36,253 --> 00:26:37,879
What's up?
380
00:26:37,955 --> 00:26:40,514
It's Joe.
They want the money.
381
00:26:40,791 --> 00:26:43,657
- Is Stanny there too?
- No, just Joe.
382
00:26:44,161 --> 00:26:45,428
He's probably gonna
sleep for two days.
383
00:26:45,429 --> 00:26:47,864
I mean, I fucked him so hard
he was incoherent.
384
00:26:47,865 --> 00:26:50,356
You know, when you
fuck a guy into a coma?
385
00:26:50,768 --> 00:26:53,603
No, obviously I don't
because he's fully conscious.
386
00:26:53,604 --> 00:26:56,005
Why do you ask me questions
you already know the answers to?
387
00:26:56,006 --> 00:26:58,141
Why should we even pay them?
I mean, every other guy...
388
00:26:58,142 --> 00:27:00,076
in America went home drunk
and lonely last night.
389
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:01,944
They're getting booted
from their motel, plus...
390
00:27:01,945 --> 00:27:04,572
I don't think they have a car.
I think he walked here.
391
00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:09,385
Fuck it.
Go ahead, pay him.
392
00:27:09,386 --> 00:27:13,617
Although I gotta admit, best 500
bucks I have spent in a long time.
393
00:27:25,235 --> 00:27:30,365
Thanks. This is really gonna help.
I appreciate it.
394
00:27:36,180 --> 00:27:38,671
Nice meeting you, then.
395
00:27:42,986 --> 00:27:45,886
Bye.
396
00:27:50,527 --> 00:27:54,155
I was a really lousy lay,
wasn't I?
397
00:27:56,734 --> 00:27:58,826
No.
398
00:28:00,170 --> 00:28:06,006
Look, usually when people first
have sex, they're a little inhibited.
399
00:28:07,711 --> 00:28:10,975
No, that was me at my best.
400
00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:14,576
But thanks for being honest.
401
00:28:36,874 --> 00:28:39,275
- What's the matter?
- I'm...
402
00:28:39,276 --> 00:28:41,210
I don't know, you know
how I'm a shitty dancer?
403
00:28:41,211 --> 00:28:44,847
How every other girl in the world
can dance, but I have no rhythm.
404
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:47,283
- You dance fine.
- Fine!
405
00:28:47,284 --> 00:28:50,086
- Great. Story of my sex life: fine.
- Wait a minute.
406
00:28:50,087 --> 00:28:55,491
Are we talking about your sex life
or about you being a shitty dancer?
407
00:28:55,492 --> 00:29:01,230
I'm a shitty lover, I'm a shitty
kisser, I'm a shitty blowjob giver...
408
00:29:01,231 --> 00:29:04,100
- And never mind...
- I thought you didn't give blowjobs.
409
00:29:04,101 --> 00:29:07,637
I don't. I can't. I don't know,
I missed that class in college.
410
00:29:07,638 --> 00:29:10,698
Man, that's the only thing
I do remember about college.
411
00:29:13,410 --> 00:29:15,011
How come I never fucked a guy...
412
00:29:15,012 --> 00:29:16,579
until he was laying there
like a zombie?
413
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:19,310
I wanna turn a guy into a zombie.
414
00:29:27,524 --> 00:29:29,659
Look, I just think this is
too extreme an idea!
415
00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:30,860
You said you wanted to get laid!
416
00:29:30,861 --> 00:29:33,396
We'll have them come in at night,
or every couple days...
417
00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:35,097
you know, we'll hardly notice
they're there.
418
00:29:35,098 --> 00:29:37,800
I just don't like people knowing
my private business.
419
00:29:37,801 --> 00:29:40,770
- I didn't live with my boyfriends...
- They're not living with us.
420
00:29:40,771 --> 00:29:42,538
They're crashing in the pool house,
like our neighbors.
421
00:29:42,539 --> 00:29:43,806
But we have to share
the yard with them.
422
00:29:43,807 --> 00:29:45,608
Please! When have you ever
gone in the back yard?
423
00:29:45,609 --> 00:29:47,109
We go in that pool
maybe once a month.
424
00:29:47,110 --> 00:29:48,978
When did you become
the nympho all of a sudden?
425
00:29:48,979 --> 00:29:52,381
Well, not all of us got
to sport fuck through school!
426
00:29:52,382 --> 00:29:55,351
Excuse me, it was college,
and everybody else was fucking!
427
00:29:55,352 --> 00:29:58,054
You were just too uptight,
so don't talk shit about me.
428
00:29:58,055 --> 00:30:01,888
Besides, you're supposed to have
cabana boy when you're 45, not 25.
429
00:30:02,659 --> 00:30:04,751
I'm sorry I called you
a sport fucker.
430
00:30:06,029 --> 00:30:08,965
You really think this will
help you get some experience...
431
00:30:08,966 --> 00:30:11,491
or confidence boosting
with some boy toy?
432
00:30:11,802 --> 00:30:15,066
I guess so. Yes, exactly.
433
00:30:26,049 --> 00:30:27,783
We don't have to pay the rent.
434
00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:31,651
We'll have somewhere to stay
until we get on our feet.
435
00:30:34,324 --> 00:30:36,392
I don't know. There's some weird
catch to this you ain't telling me.
436
00:30:36,393 --> 00:30:40,796
Stanny, we're about a week away
from getting booted outta this motel.
437
00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:46,064
We don't have jobs. This is about the
best thing that ever happened to us.
438
00:30:46,536 --> 00:30:50,472
- Are we allowed to go in the pool?
- I guess so.
439
00:30:51,575 --> 00:30:53,643
- How often I gotta fuck her?
- Come on, man.
440
00:30:53,644 --> 00:30:57,179
I know you like fucking her
even if you don't like her.
441
00:30:57,180 --> 00:31:00,808
Yeah, she's nasty.
Still, how come...
442
00:31:01,351 --> 00:31:03,152
how come I get the bitchy one
and you get the nice one?
443
00:31:03,153 --> 00:31:05,354
Mine's a terrible lay.
444
00:31:05,355 --> 00:31:06,689
She can't even kiss.
It's like...
445
00:31:06,690 --> 00:31:09,625
making out with a baloney
sandwich or something.
446
00:31:09,626 --> 00:31:12,185
- Really?
- Yeah, she's like...
447
00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:15,298
- It's terrible.
- Okay.
448
00:31:15,299 --> 00:31:16,832
I can't believe this.
449
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:20,002
I have gotta go write.
I can't spend all day doing this.
450
00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:22,605
Yeah, but you said yourself you can't
write when you're not getting laid.
451
00:31:22,606 --> 00:31:26,269
This is gonna cure any
writer's block you've ever had.
452
00:31:29,913 --> 00:31:33,616
Okay, you understand:
we don't want boyfriends.
453
00:31:33,617 --> 00:31:37,153
We don't want boyfriends,
we don't want relationships.
454
00:31:37,154 --> 00:31:40,723
We want two guys to service us,
this is strictly sexual.
455
00:31:40,724 --> 00:31:44,460
You're on call 24 hours. We get laid
when we want, how we want.
456
00:31:44,461 --> 00:31:48,564
You work for us. We'll give you
a place to stay in the pool house...
457
00:31:48,565 --> 00:31:51,167
and you're not allowed in the house
unless you're working.
458
00:31:51,168 --> 00:31:53,569
You know, and during the day
you can look for legitimate jobs...
459
00:31:53,570 --> 00:31:55,338
and try to save money
until you get on your feet.
460
00:31:55,339 --> 00:31:58,672
Okay, alright. But we got
a few small requirements.
461
00:31:59,242 --> 00:32:01,978
We want TV with a satellite
in the pool house.
462
00:32:01,979 --> 00:32:06,142
I have a TV. And I'm sure you know
how to run a cable through the yard.
463
00:32:06,183 --> 00:32:09,083
Anything else?
464
00:32:11,788 --> 00:32:13,619
Beer.
465
00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:28,104
Know what I love about LA, Joe?
466
00:32:28,105 --> 00:32:31,506
People don't date.
They just move in.
467
00:32:45,255 --> 00:32:47,689
Yo! Yo!
468
00:32:47,991 --> 00:32:51,460
- Dick, gimme it.
- You're being a dick, man, I found it.
469
00:32:51,461 --> 00:32:53,496
Dude, it ain't yours. It belongs
to somebody else, let me have it.
470
00:32:53,497 --> 00:32:56,431
It ain't yours either, man.
471
00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:10,542
- They're fighting over a ball.
- Just spray them with the hose.
472
00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:15,251
Should we do something?
473
00:33:15,252 --> 00:33:18,054
They're probably hungry,
put a bowl of food out for 'em.
474
00:33:18,055 --> 00:33:20,656
- Let go, dick!
- Gimme it!
475
00:33:20,657 --> 00:33:23,318
It's my ball, man!
476
00:33:29,666 --> 00:33:32,225
You guys hungry?
477
00:33:39,443 --> 00:33:40,709
Where are you going?
Isn't it Saturday?
478
00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:42,711
No, I'm going to the store.
It's open.
479
00:33:42,712 --> 00:33:45,680
In fact, I have a very important
meeting with a fashion rep.
480
00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:55,018
Okay.
481
00:33:55,725 --> 00:33:58,216
Bye.
482
00:34:02,466 --> 00:34:06,235
I'm going to write.
You two boys behave yourselves.
483
00:34:06,236 --> 00:34:09,330
- Don't you write at home?
- Too distracting.
484
00:34:13,710 --> 00:34:14,910
See that, Joe?
485
00:34:14,911 --> 00:34:18,247
They're up all night on Friday
and then go to work on Saturday.
486
00:34:18,248 --> 00:34:21,317
Yeah, they're like guys.
487
00:34:21,318 --> 00:34:26,221
Hardworking. Like us.
I respect that.
488
00:34:26,389 --> 00:34:30,226
Look, fashion week is next month.
All the top designers, all the critics...
489
00:34:30,227 --> 00:34:33,095
...every magazine are gonna be there.
- Yeah, I know.
490
00:34:33,096 --> 00:34:35,865
No, I know you know.
You're a designer but I'm the rep.
491
00:34:35,866 --> 00:34:37,399
And I'm very successful
at getting people in.
492
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:41,937
- Absolutely. You're one of the best.
- My being the best isn't the point.
493
00:34:41,938 --> 00:34:45,374
The point is that's very difficult
to get into fashion week.
494
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:48,043
Only a certain amount of designers
get in. You're lucky.
495
00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:51,180
This guy just dropped out.
Drugs, overdose, who cares?
496
00:34:51,181 --> 00:34:53,048
- I want you to take his place.
- Are you serious?
497
00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:54,350
- You can get my line in?
- Yeah.
498
00:34:54,351 --> 00:34:57,019
Just have your line ready.
And putting the show on isn't cheap.
499
00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:59,054
You're gonna have to pay
for all this yourself.
500
00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,723
Don't come to me.
I'm not the bank.
501
00:35:00,724 --> 00:35:02,091
Well...
502
00:35:02,092 --> 00:35:04,326
...I cab barely make ends meet now...
- Make it happen.
503
00:35:04,327 --> 00:35:06,158
I make the rest happen.
504
00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:11,492
How do you like my dog? Makes me
seem warm and approachable, right?
505
00:35:29,886 --> 00:35:34,755
- Think we're invited for dinner?
- Shit, I guess not.
506
00:35:34,991 --> 00:35:38,661
- I think we're slaves.
- We are.
507
00:35:38,662 --> 00:35:42,928
- We are whores.
- We are, aren't we?
508
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:46,802
Should we go invite them in?
509
00:35:46,803 --> 00:35:49,071
No, we always make enough
food for four.
510
00:35:49,072 --> 00:35:52,308
I don't know, I guess I just
thought you were... I don't know.
511
00:35:52,309 --> 00:35:56,245
You are such a liar. You always
act like this when you like a guy.
512
00:35:56,246 --> 00:35:59,180
Don't even!
I like fucking the guy.
513
00:36:01,751 --> 00:36:06,051
- Boys, dinner's ready!
- Guess we're invited.
514
00:36:11,561 --> 00:36:14,563
This is a good gig
we got going on here.
515
00:36:14,564 --> 00:36:17,666
- So don't, you know, mess it up.
- What do you mean?
516
00:36:17,667 --> 00:36:22,365
You know what I mean. You can just
kinda piss people off sometimes.
517
00:36:54,304 --> 00:36:58,296
So, how come y'all didn't
have girlfriends back home?
518
00:36:59,609 --> 00:37:01,644
What?
519
00:37:01,645 --> 00:37:05,314
Did you just kick me? She asked
a legitimate question. I'll answer it.
520
00:37:05,315 --> 00:37:08,079
No, no, never mind.
It was a stupid question.
521
00:37:11,888 --> 00:37:14,490
Tell you why we didn't have
girlfriends back home.
522
00:37:14,491 --> 00:37:18,791
Three simple words:
women are morons.
523
00:37:21,264 --> 00:37:23,799
Excuse me?
Are you for real?
524
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,302
He just said all women are morons
and I'm included in that group.
525
00:37:26,303 --> 00:37:29,795
- I mean, you know what I mean.
- He didn't mean you two.
526
00:37:34,678 --> 00:37:37,446
And where do you get off
saying something like that anyway?
527
00:37:37,447 --> 00:37:39,615
No, I'm trying not to piss you off,
so forget it.
528
00:37:39,616 --> 00:37:43,483
No, no, please.
Please, let's hear this.
529
00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:46,922
Women wanna be treated like shit.
530
00:37:46,923 --> 00:37:48,424
Thus the fact: they're morons.
531
00:37:48,425 --> 00:37:51,460
Can you generalize a bit more?
532
00:37:51,461 --> 00:37:54,630
Listen, whether she's a supermodel,
works at a daycare center...
533
00:37:54,631 --> 00:37:58,834
ugly, hot, it don't matter. You all look
for the guy that pisses you off...
534
00:37:58,835 --> 00:38:00,769
a guy you couldn't complain
about try and fix.
535
00:38:00,770 --> 00:38:02,071
Should I complain about men?
536
00:38:02,072 --> 00:38:03,672
Where should I be getting?
First of all...
537
00:38:03,673 --> 00:38:04,973
You wanna know the number
one complain...
538
00:38:04,974 --> 00:38:07,443
I hear about men from women?
539
00:38:07,444 --> 00:38:10,379
"He's too nice. "
That's considered a detriment.
540
00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:12,815
Show me some girl can date
any guy she wants:
541
00:38:12,816 --> 00:38:14,750
fifty bucks says
she's with some asshole.
542
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:15,951
They don't want nice.
They want asshole.
543
00:38:15,952 --> 00:38:17,753
Okay, let's just drop it
'cause you're pissing me off now.
544
00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:21,457
Alright. I'm a guy. I'm the one
suffering the injustice of it all.
545
00:38:21,458 --> 00:38:23,092
You don't see guys saying...
546
00:38:23,093 --> 00:38:25,828
"Yeah, I broke up with this girl
because she was too nice".
547
00:38:25,829 --> 00:38:27,463
I don't do anything shitty.
548
00:38:27,464 --> 00:38:29,098
Guys break up with you
'cause you're too nice?
549
00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:32,796
- No, I break up with them.
- Oh, yeah? How come?
550
00:38:39,576 --> 00:38:43,512
Stanny, it's not
in your job description.
551
00:38:43,546 --> 00:38:45,814
You're right.
Would you like some sex?
552
00:38:45,815 --> 00:38:48,783
You have a way with words.
You should be a writer too.
553
00:38:49,386 --> 00:38:50,652
Oh yeah, I'm gonna write a book.
It's called...
554
00:38:50,653 --> 00:38:54,054
"Men Are From Mars and
Women Are Fucking Morons"!
555
00:38:56,292 --> 00:39:01,029
What? Bro, this is what they're really
paying for, they want to hear abuse.
556
00:39:01,030 --> 00:39:02,831
You should thank me.
All you can do is sit there.
557
00:39:02,832 --> 00:39:05,232
You look like Mr. Compassionate
next to me.
558
00:39:06,836 --> 00:39:10,239
So, wait.
If all they want is abuse...
559
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,441
and I'm the nice guy...
560
00:39:12,442 --> 00:39:15,968
does that make me
the good one or the bad one?
561
00:39:16,279 --> 00:39:19,179
We're a team.
We're a team, brother.
562
00:39:29,459 --> 00:39:31,722
My God.
563
00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:37,531
Right there. That was so good.
Don't stop.
564
00:39:39,736 --> 00:39:42,738
While I'm down here
can I ask you something?
565
00:39:42,739 --> 00:39:45,104
Well, okay.
566
00:39:45,108 --> 00:39:47,443
Where the hell does the pee
come out of this thing?
567
00:39:47,444 --> 00:39:51,647
- No, don't stop what you're doing.
- You want me to explain specifically...
568
00:39:51,648 --> 00:39:53,979
That's okay, later.
569
00:40:15,572 --> 00:40:20,943
Fucking amazing view. I could stand
here for hours and just take it in.
570
00:40:20,944 --> 00:40:25,039
Yeah, it's funny.
Never really come out here anymore.
571
00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:31,119
I'm sorry if I offended you before.
I was just fucking around.
572
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,789
No, you weren't.
573
00:40:33,790 --> 00:40:36,758
No, I guess I wasn't.
574
00:40:36,759 --> 00:40:39,227
Actually, it's alright.
575
00:40:39,295 --> 00:40:43,595
I'm writing and you're giving me
a lot of good material.
576
00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:47,636
- What do you mean?
- I guess writing is...
577
00:40:47,637 --> 00:40:50,772
just putting down on paper
what people say.
578
00:40:50,773 --> 00:40:54,409
I forget sometimes
how the male mind works.
579
00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:59,181
It's good just to, you know,
get it down.
580
00:40:59,182 --> 00:41:01,343
I hope you're learning something.
581
00:41:01,551 --> 00:41:05,452
Let's just say my characters
are coming to life.
582
00:41:06,890 --> 00:41:09,483
You must be a really great writer.
583
00:41:10,493 --> 00:41:12,294
How do you know
how good or bad I am?
584
00:41:12,295 --> 00:41:14,196
'Cause you got conviction, you know.
585
00:41:14,197 --> 00:41:18,233
Not a lot of girls are like that.
When you talk about men or sex...
586
00:41:18,234 --> 00:41:21,931
you don't apologize, you don't
hold back. You just say shit.
587
00:41:22,472 --> 00:41:25,065
You got something to say.
I love that.
588
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,840
I think it's time
you got back to work.
589
00:41:40,056 --> 00:41:42,615
That was amazing.
590
00:41:45,662 --> 00:41:48,664
Don't be shy to tell someone
what you like.
591
00:41:48,665 --> 00:41:50,766
People miss out on great sex
all the time...
592
00:41:50,767 --> 00:41:53,669
just because they're shy about it.
593
00:41:53,670 --> 00:41:56,502
It's just communication.
594
00:41:57,774 --> 00:42:02,911
- You're secretly very smart.
- I know. Don't tell anyone.
595
00:42:02,912 --> 00:42:07,178
- No one would believe me anyway.
- Okay.
596
00:42:07,584 --> 00:42:10,686
So, there's gotta be something
you've never done...
597
00:42:10,687 --> 00:42:13,722
something you swore
you'd never do.
598
00:42:13,723 --> 00:42:17,784
- Yes, there is but I'm not gonna do it.
- Well, why not?
599
00:42:17,860 --> 00:42:20,495
Is it something that your last few
boyfriends wanted you to do...
600
00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:22,598
and you wouldn't?
601
00:42:22,599 --> 00:42:25,090
Oh, yeah.
602
00:42:28,905 --> 00:42:33,508
Tell me, how come you write? I mean,
you don't really have to do anything.
603
00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:36,068
Why do you write stuff?
604
00:42:36,846 --> 00:42:38,880
I don't know.
605
00:42:38,881 --> 00:42:43,452
I guess I should have some Byzantine,
philosophical reason why, but...
606
00:42:43,453 --> 00:42:46,455
mostly I just like making
things up. It's fun.
607
00:42:46,456 --> 00:42:48,651
Yeah, it probably is, huh?
608
00:42:49,025 --> 00:42:53,061
It's kind of like reading a great
book or going to a great movie.
609
00:42:53,062 --> 00:42:55,792
It's just this amazing escape.
610
00:42:57,567 --> 00:43:01,434
Yeah, fuck reality.
I just drink more.
611
00:43:02,572 --> 00:43:07,275
- Okay, you just gotta relax.
- Oh, my God. No, no, no.
612
00:43:07,276 --> 00:43:11,113
This isn't physically possible to...
No, this can't fit.
613
00:43:11,114 --> 00:43:15,050
What d'you mean? You've seen
the size of my dick, right?
614
00:43:15,084 --> 00:43:18,576
Well, have you ever taken
a poop that big?
615
00:43:18,855 --> 00:43:22,591
See? It's gotta fit then. All you have
to do is just relax a little bit.
616
00:43:22,592 --> 00:43:26,323
So here we go, just relax.
Here, look.
617
00:43:26,396 --> 00:43:32,034
- My God! Did I just?
- What? Did you what?
618
00:43:32,035 --> 00:43:35,504
- Just relax.
- This is so fucking overrated.
619
00:43:35,505 --> 00:43:39,031
This is the furthest thing
from sexual I've ever done!
620
00:43:41,711 --> 00:43:47,342
No, no, I should go in.
I didn't get any sleep last night.
621
00:43:47,483 --> 00:43:49,541
Alright.
622
00:43:57,060 --> 00:43:59,628
Good night.
623
00:43:59,629 --> 00:44:01,619
Good night.
624
00:44:08,571 --> 00:44:13,308
- I can't believe I did that.
- My aunt Emily used to say...
625
00:44:13,309 --> 00:44:17,108
"You never know if you like
something until you try it".
626
00:44:26,089 --> 00:44:28,420
Is she alone?
627
00:44:28,891 --> 00:44:32,918
I don't know.
Sounds like it.
628
00:44:34,897 --> 00:44:36,665
Joe, maybe you should leave
because I think...
629
00:44:36,666 --> 00:44:40,567
this whole thing's made Donna
really uncomfortable.
630
00:44:42,872 --> 00:44:45,101
Okay.
631
00:44:51,013 --> 00:44:54,416
You know, Stanny's funny and
everything, but he's so intense.
632
00:44:54,417 --> 00:45:00,219
I don't know, I think sometimes
he just needs to get over himself.
633
00:45:02,391 --> 00:45:05,223
- Don't do that, okay?
- Do what?
634
00:45:05,361 --> 00:45:08,764
- Don't talk shit about my friend.
- I wasn't talking shit.
635
00:45:08,765 --> 00:45:12,467
I didn't... I was just saying
that I... No, I'm serious.
636
00:45:12,468 --> 00:45:16,004
- Whatever.
- I didn't mean to get you all defensive.
637
00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:17,539
Wait.
638
00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:19,107
Joe, gimme a break.
639
00:45:19,108 --> 00:45:23,601
Joe, I didn't mean that. I promise
I didn't mean that in a nasty way.
640
00:45:30,153 --> 00:45:34,214
You know how I said Stanny and I
got kicked outta Concrete Union?
641
00:45:35,124 --> 00:45:38,593
Well, it was me
that got kicked out.
642
00:45:38,761 --> 00:45:42,628
It was for a stupid reason,
and that's the point.
643
00:45:42,632 --> 00:45:47,335
Stanny came with me
to the hearing.
644
00:45:47,336 --> 00:45:49,938
We had great jobs.
645
00:45:49,939 --> 00:45:52,507
And he told the guys on the board,
"That's bullshit".
646
00:45:52,508 --> 00:45:56,466
And if you're gonna kick me out,
then might as well kick him out too".
647
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,948
And they did?
648
00:45:59,949 --> 00:46:05,113
Yeah, well, Stanny didn't
exactly say it so nicely.
649
00:46:05,822 --> 00:46:11,626
But he wasn't mad. We got
shitcanned from a solid union job.
650
00:46:11,627 --> 00:46:18,623
22 bucks an hour. And he just said,
"Fuck it. Let's move to California".
651
00:46:19,001 --> 00:46:21,093
So we did.
652
00:46:21,771 --> 00:46:27,368
We just have this understanding,
wherever we go, we go together.
653
00:46:28,644 --> 00:46:31,009
That's a good friend you have.
654
00:46:31,647 --> 00:46:33,944
Yeah.
655
00:46:58,441 --> 00:47:02,001
- What time is it?
- Almost midnight.
656
00:47:02,211 --> 00:47:05,339
- How was your first lesson?
- Shut up.
657
00:47:08,317 --> 00:47:11,945
What's that smile for?
Did you get some too?
658
00:47:12,488 --> 00:47:14,922
Maybe.
659
00:47:19,929 --> 00:47:22,056
To us.
660
00:47:23,633 --> 00:47:26,534
Brother, we are the
mack fucking daddies.
661
00:47:26,535 --> 00:47:29,237
Man, it ain't easy.
662
00:47:29,238 --> 00:47:32,107
This girl don't know
the first thing about sex.
663
00:47:32,108 --> 00:47:35,042
We could trade tomorrow
if you want.
664
00:47:35,244 --> 00:47:36,978
No.
665
00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:39,948
She's a doll, I like her.
Besides...
666
00:47:39,949 --> 00:47:43,818
I'm helping her with something that's
gonna make her whole life richer.
667
00:47:43,819 --> 00:47:46,354
Yeah. We're good fucking
Samaritans, that's all.
668
00:47:46,355 --> 00:47:48,686
Seriously.
669
00:47:49,058 --> 00:47:52,823
Just like a sister I never had,
just sweet.
670
00:47:53,596 --> 00:47:58,556
Yeah, I wish I had a sister
to instruct on proper ass fucking.
671
00:48:06,242 --> 00:48:08,810
Hello?
672
00:48:08,811 --> 00:48:11,579
- Anybody home?
- Hi, Damien.
673
00:48:11,580 --> 00:48:14,071
What's new with you guys?
674
00:48:15,117 --> 00:48:18,486
- How's the store going?
- Good. How's the movie going?
675
00:48:18,487 --> 00:48:19,888
God pushed.
676
00:48:19,889 --> 00:48:23,825
Man, all these studios waste a lot
of money making good scripts lousy.
677
00:48:23,826 --> 00:48:25,427
When are you gonna finish
your script?
678
00:48:25,428 --> 00:48:27,429
- I wanna read it.
- It's getting there.
679
00:48:27,430 --> 00:48:29,965
Just working in the second act.
It kinds of slows down.
680
00:48:29,966 --> 00:48:33,594
Well, why don't you let me
look at it, give you some notes?
681
00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:41,609
Hey, bro.
682
00:48:41,610 --> 00:48:44,908
There's some dude
in the house with them.
683
00:48:45,681 --> 00:48:47,415
Who the fuck is that dick?
684
00:48:47,416 --> 00:48:48,984
You have to be more assertive.
685
00:48:48,985 --> 00:48:50,352
You should've seen the rep
I met today.
686
00:48:50,353 --> 00:48:52,087
She was the most confident person
I've ever met...
687
00:48:52,088 --> 00:48:54,689
This has nothing to do
with confidence, okay?
688
00:48:54,690 --> 00:48:56,224
The script is not ready yet, okay?
689
00:48:56,225 --> 00:48:58,960
So I do not wanna show it to anybody
until I'm happy with it.
690
00:48:58,961 --> 00:49:02,988
- Somebody's a little tense.
- I am not tense, okay? I'm just...
691
00:49:02,999 --> 00:49:05,967
I do not appreciate my ex-boyfriend
and my best friend...
692
00:49:05,968 --> 00:49:08,370
trying to tell me how to run
my business, okay?
693
00:49:08,371 --> 00:49:10,872
We heard some yelling,
so we came over.
694
00:49:10,873 --> 00:49:14,442
- We were arguing about nothing.
- I'm Damien Radford.
695
00:49:14,443 --> 00:49:17,579
- Joe Santarella.
- Yeah, I'm Stanny.
696
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:19,681
I'm renting the pool house
out to them.
697
00:49:19,682 --> 00:49:22,417
The pool hou?
You mean the cabana?
698
00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:25,820
- Yeah, they just got into town.
- Cool.
699
00:49:25,821 --> 00:49:29,257
I was just getting ready to go
to bed, Damien. Good night.
700
00:49:29,258 --> 00:49:32,226
Gosh, actually, me too.
701
00:49:33,229 --> 00:49:34,562
Hey, you guys play videogames?
702
00:49:34,563 --> 00:49:36,690
- No.
- Yeah.
703
00:49:37,333 --> 00:49:40,001
Don't mention anything
about your job here.
704
00:49:40,002 --> 00:49:42,299
Why not?
705
00:49:54,050 --> 00:49:56,518
This whole thing with the boys
is getting out of hand already.
706
00:49:56,519 --> 00:49:58,353
This has nothing to do
with Stanny and Joe.
707
00:49:58,354 --> 00:50:01,721
Well, I've got all kinds of people
tripping in and out of the house.
708
00:50:01,991 --> 00:50:04,359
- I'm talking about your career.
- And...
709
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,661
let's not bring that up
in front of Damien, okay?
710
00:50:06,662 --> 00:50:10,799
Because I'm sick of him
needling me about my work.
711
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:13,234
Okay. Sorry.
712
00:50:13,235 --> 00:50:15,236
But, you know, I...
713
00:50:15,237 --> 00:50:19,468
I was really nervous about opening
my store, but I didn't have a choice.
714
00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:21,709
And I think sometimes I'm lucky
my family didn't have money...
715
00:50:21,710 --> 00:50:24,779
because I always had to put myself
out there. It's how I pay my bills.
716
00:50:24,780 --> 00:50:26,770
What're you getting at?
717
00:50:28,384 --> 00:50:31,286
I just think sometimes your back's
never up against the wall...
718
00:50:31,287 --> 00:50:33,888
so you never have to push hard
to move forward.
719
00:50:33,889 --> 00:50:35,090
Okay, and what about you?
720
00:50:35,091 --> 00:50:38,293
Isn't that rep supposed to be getting
your stuff into stores over the world?
721
00:50:38,294 --> 00:50:41,162
Yeah. But I can't afford to do that.
722
00:50:41,163 --> 00:50:43,865
And if I had money like you,
I would put up a show...
723
00:50:43,866 --> 00:50:46,134
and then I would have
backers to start manufacturing.
724
00:50:46,135 --> 00:50:49,297
Excuse me? What'd you mean
if you had money like me?
725
00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:53,041
Exactly like I said. If I had money
to do the show, I would.
726
00:50:53,042 --> 00:50:56,344
I just think you need to be a little
more aggressive. That's all.
727
00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:58,947
Okay, I got it.
I've got money but no balls.
728
00:50:58,948 --> 00:51:02,906
You've got balls but no money.
Shut the light off on your way out.
729
00:51:11,727 --> 00:51:14,863
You almost got me there, sporty!
730
00:51:14,864 --> 00:51:18,162
"Sporty". That's funny.
731
00:51:19,935 --> 00:51:23,538
- How do you know the girls?
- Donna and I dated for like a year.
732
00:51:23,539 --> 00:51:26,741
But, yeah, I stay friends
with all my ex-girlfriends.
733
00:51:26,742 --> 00:51:28,903
It's like Zen Buddhism thing.
734
00:51:49,498 --> 00:51:51,795
Make you a business offer?
735
00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:56,499
- Okay.
- Look...
736
00:51:57,439 --> 00:51:59,007
I invest in all kinds of things.
737
00:51:59,008 --> 00:52:01,576
Why don't I invest
in your putting on a show?
738
00:52:01,577 --> 00:52:05,069
You put on a big fashion show.
You have a blowout party and...
739
00:52:05,614 --> 00:52:07,604
you're the next Donna Karan.
740
00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:13,288
Donna, you've read me all wrong.
741
00:52:13,289 --> 00:52:16,383
I wasn't trying to hit you up
for a loan.
742
00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:26,757
I know you weren't.
743
00:52:28,804 --> 00:52:30,271
Look, Christi Ann,
your store does well...
744
00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:32,774
and if that rep knows
what she's talking about, then...
745
00:52:32,775 --> 00:52:36,301
it's not a favor.
It's a good investment.
746
00:52:40,182 --> 00:52:42,377
Are you serious?
747
00:52:43,852 --> 00:52:45,820
Okay.
748
00:52:45,821 --> 00:52:48,414
Yeah, let's do it.
749
00:52:48,557 --> 00:52:50,191
But you have to promise me
you'll finish that script...
750
00:52:50,192 --> 00:52:53,320
and start sending it out.
No more excuses.
751
00:52:54,063 --> 00:52:57,396
- Okay.
- Okay.
752
00:52:59,635 --> 00:53:01,903
Gee, this is crazy. Why am I gonna
show my new men's clothes?
753
00:53:01,904 --> 00:53:03,771
I just started making these.
754
00:53:03,772 --> 00:53:05,640
- They look great to me.
- Thank you.
755
00:53:05,641 --> 00:53:09,210
Alright, the word's out, lots of buzz.
All the critics are gonna be there...
756
00:53:09,211 --> 00:53:11,012
mostly because of the celebrities.
757
00:53:11,013 --> 00:53:13,281
You know, I'm not sure
who I hate more frankly.
758
00:53:13,282 --> 00:53:18,378
Actually, no, that's not true. I hate
them all. But I do love this dress.
759
00:53:18,887 --> 00:53:21,116
Please tell me
you're sleeping with him.
760
00:53:21,557 --> 00:53:24,692
- No, he's just an employee.
- Put him on the runway.
761
00:53:24,693 --> 00:53:27,028
- Well, I don't know if I'm...
- No, you have to.
762
00:53:27,029 --> 00:53:28,363
It'll be a fun surprise.
763
00:53:28,364 --> 00:53:32,433
Think about it: hot new designer
puts warehouse boy on catwalk.
764
00:53:32,434 --> 00:53:37,428
It's brilliant. It's a tease.
Leave them wanting more. I gotta go.
765
00:53:40,409 --> 00:53:44,242
- This is the last box.
- Will you do me a favor?
766
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,914
Will you try this on?
767
00:53:54,790 --> 00:54:00,023
I wish I was as confident as you look.
Will you model this for me?
768
00:54:02,531 --> 00:54:06,057
Yeah, sure. Why not?
769
00:54:06,168 --> 00:54:10,505
Thank God. I need as many pillars
of strength around me as possible.
770
00:54:10,506 --> 00:54:14,203
Christi Ann, this looks fine.
771
00:54:14,209 --> 00:54:17,803
Hey, come on now.
772
00:54:18,113 --> 00:54:21,182
This is all good.
It's exciting!
773
00:54:21,183 --> 00:54:24,243
Look, no matter what
the critical people say...
774
00:54:25,154 --> 00:54:28,179
might as well enjoy
what's going on.
775
00:54:28,757 --> 00:54:31,225
Come here.
776
00:54:51,313 --> 00:54:54,179
- You got brothers and sisters?
- Yeah.
777
00:54:55,484 --> 00:54:58,612
I mean, I got a brother
and I got a sister.
778
00:54:58,721 --> 00:55:03,558
- Older, younger?
- One's older, one's younger.
779
00:55:03,559 --> 00:55:05,393
Why do people always ask this?
I don't...
780
00:55:05,394 --> 00:55:07,495
Who cares about
somebody's brothers and sisters?
781
00:55:07,496 --> 00:55:11,866
- Do you talk to your parents a lot?
- No. We got an understanding.
782
00:55:11,867 --> 00:55:14,232
What kind of understanding?
783
00:55:14,303 --> 00:55:18,136
I left when I was 17.
I gave them one of these.
784
00:55:19,475 --> 00:55:22,034
What's that?
What does that mean?
785
00:55:22,878 --> 00:55:26,247
My mom and dad weren't
very bright people.
786
00:55:26,248 --> 00:55:27,448
Which would've been okay
if they were nice...
787
00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:30,084
I mean, there's plenty of dumb
but sweet people in the world.
788
00:55:30,085 --> 00:55:34,419
But, I don't know, they were shitty
too. They were just mean people.
789
00:55:35,591 --> 00:55:38,860
- How were they mean?
- They just always said mean things.
790
00:55:38,861 --> 00:55:45,231
You know, told me I was a fucking liar
and a goddamned bullshiter.
791
00:55:45,334 --> 00:55:48,970
I go to a therapist. I've been going
for three years actually and...
792
00:55:48,971 --> 00:55:54,308
I've learned that you have to move on,
that you have to forgive them.
793
00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:56,674
Right, yeah.
794
00:55:57,146 --> 00:56:00,782
I mean, I forgive them. Like I say,
they weren't bright people.
795
00:56:00,783 --> 00:56:03,951
They had me.
They didn't abort me.
796
00:56:03,952 --> 00:56:07,922
I mean, they raised me, kind of
a fucked up way to do it, but...
797
00:56:07,923 --> 00:56:10,792
maybe them being so harsh
made me the way I am today...
798
00:56:10,793 --> 00:56:13,090
you know, like resilient?
799
00:56:14,463 --> 00:56:16,564
Gotta thank them for that, huh?
800
00:56:16,565 --> 00:56:20,398
Yeah, so whatever.
That's why I gave them one of these.
801
00:56:21,403 --> 00:56:23,704
'Cause what it means is...
802
00:56:23,705 --> 00:56:26,474
you did your best to love me.
I did my best to love you back.
803
00:56:26,475 --> 00:56:31,139
We just reached a point where
there's nothing left to say, so...
804
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:35,580
...good luck.
- I like how you explain things.
805
00:56:36,852 --> 00:56:39,081
You ever thought about writing?
806
00:56:40,956 --> 00:56:43,090
- Me?
- Seriously.
807
00:56:43,091 --> 00:56:45,616
- Come on!
- Seriously.
808
00:56:46,094 --> 00:56:49,392
Seriously. You definitely
have a way with words.
809
00:56:49,498 --> 00:56:52,733
I think you should write stuff
down, you know? Not to...
810
00:56:52,734 --> 00:56:56,362
not to be rich or famous
or anything, but to...
811
00:56:57,172 --> 00:56:59,663
to express yourself.
812
00:57:02,978 --> 00:57:05,313
I'm gonna get you a notebook
and a pen. Just try it.
813
00:57:05,314 --> 00:57:07,577
Just jot stuff down.
814
00:57:08,417 --> 00:57:11,613
Okay, yeah.
815
00:57:17,759 --> 00:57:19,827
Good luck with the show.
We can't wait to see it.
816
00:57:19,828 --> 00:57:22,196
Thank you.
See you on the front row!
817
00:57:22,197 --> 00:57:24,324
Thanks.
818
00:57:26,134 --> 00:57:28,836
"See you on the front row"?
How ass-kissy was that?
819
00:57:28,837 --> 00:57:30,404
Honey, you don't even
need to be kissing her ass.
820
00:57:30,405 --> 00:57:34,068
She's just a manufacturer.
I gotta go.
821
00:57:43,418 --> 00:57:45,219
- Thanks for coming.
- Sure.
822
00:57:45,220 --> 00:57:48,422
You know, I think you're
making me addicted to sex.
823
00:57:48,423 --> 00:57:50,288
Thanks.
824
00:57:51,126 --> 00:57:53,685
And, you know, I've never...
825
00:57:54,296 --> 00:57:57,899
given a blowjob to a guy in a car.
826
00:57:57,900 --> 00:58:01,892
I'm just gonna... I just wanna...
827
00:58:08,243 --> 00:58:12,179
You've gotten really good at that.
828
00:58:15,317 --> 00:58:17,618
When you're through with that can
you please call the silk place back...
829
00:58:17,619 --> 00:58:21,088
and tell them that you're
repped by me? They'll knock off 20/๏ฟฝ.
830
00:58:34,169 --> 00:58:36,170
Where is everybody?
831
00:58:36,171 --> 00:58:38,205
Joe's helping out Christi Ann
at her store.
832
00:58:38,206 --> 00:58:41,609
Good. Did you get
any writing done today?
833
00:58:41,610 --> 00:58:45,477
- Yeah, yeah, no, it's really cool.
- So what you writing about?
834
00:58:47,549 --> 00:58:50,418
Never mind.
Just keep getting it down on paper.
835
00:58:50,419 --> 00:58:51,953
Okay.
836
00:58:51,954 --> 00:58:54,889
Had the printer print up like
100 copies of my script today.
837
00:58:54,890 --> 00:58:56,824
Getting ready to send it out
to agents.
838
00:58:56,825 --> 00:58:58,960
- Great.
- Tell you what...
839
00:58:58,961 --> 00:59:03,397
when you're ready to take a break,
why don't you come inside?
840
00:59:03,398 --> 00:59:05,991
Okay. I will.
841
01:00:27,215 --> 01:00:32,486
I'm sorry! I know, I'm a bad little slut
and you're the big strong man!
842
01:00:32,487 --> 01:00:34,789
That's right.
I'm not done fucking you.
843
01:00:34,790 --> 01:00:36,824
I'm gonna fuck you harder
and you're gonna like it.
844
01:00:36,825 --> 01:00:40,556
Oh, no, no!
845
01:00:42,230 --> 01:00:44,857
Don't punish me! Hey!
846
01:00:46,301 --> 01:00:50,604
- Baby, I can't do this anymore.
- Why? What's wrong?
847
01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:55,743
This... this whole routine
of me holding you down and...
848
01:00:55,744 --> 01:00:58,804
your begging me to stop...
849
01:00:59,147 --> 01:01:01,015
it's fucking weird, I don't know.
It's just...
850
01:01:01,016 --> 01:01:04,785
Well, you seemed to enjoy it just fine
every day for the past three weeks.
851
01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:08,915
I know. Look, at first I did.
It's just lately...
852
01:01:09,524 --> 01:01:12,893
It's 'cause I care about you,
and I don't wanna do that...
853
01:01:12,894 --> 01:01:16,497
...to somebody I care about.
- Look, we're just playing. Come on.
854
01:01:16,498 --> 01:01:18,590
I mean, we're just...
855
01:01:19,367 --> 01:01:21,268
Why are we even having
this conversation?
856
01:01:21,269 --> 01:01:22,737
You have a simple job, Stanny.
857
01:01:22,738 --> 01:01:25,406
Are you telling me that you can't
fulfill it? Because, you know what?
858
01:01:25,407 --> 01:01:28,375
There are a lot of guys in this city
that would be more than happy...
859
01:01:28,376 --> 01:01:31,037
to do this without complaining.
860
01:01:33,215 --> 01:01:35,546
Are you fucking kidding me?
861
01:01:36,184 --> 01:01:38,914
Is that all that I am to you?
862
01:01:39,921 --> 01:01:44,414
I think you'd better
take the blindfold off now.
863
01:01:55,971 --> 01:01:58,506
I'm such a fucking idiot.
864
01:01:58,507 --> 01:02:01,168
I'm an asshole.
865
01:02:01,409 --> 01:02:04,345
I mean, I was like ready to tell...
866
01:02:04,346 --> 01:02:06,279
What?
867
01:02:10,252 --> 01:02:13,721
I think I'm falling
in love with you.
868
01:02:22,464 --> 01:02:25,728
Okay. Can you untie me, please?
869
01:03:00,302 --> 01:03:02,997
I think you and Joe
need to move out.
870
01:03:15,083 --> 01:03:17,642
Joe, get up. We gotta go.
871
01:03:19,287 --> 01:03:21,522
Seriously. I'm not fucking
around, man. Pack your shit.
872
01:03:21,523 --> 01:03:24,058
Stanny, what did you do?
873
01:03:24,059 --> 01:03:27,661
I didn't do anything shitty. I stopped
being shitty. Figure that one out.
874
01:03:27,662 --> 01:03:30,731
Come on, we got a pretty good deal
going on here, man.
875
01:03:30,732 --> 01:03:33,667
How long did you think this was
gonna last, you know, seriously?
876
01:03:33,668 --> 01:03:35,436
Okay, it's been a fun month
or two, but...
877
01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:38,804
we milked this for as much
as we could. The milk's gone sour.
878
01:03:57,092 --> 01:04:00,594
What did you?
Joe, what the hell's going on?
879
01:04:00,595 --> 01:04:02,363
- We're leaving.
- Hold on!
880
01:04:02,364 --> 01:04:06,000
- Did you get in a fight with Donna?
- What the fuck you think?
881
01:04:06,001 --> 01:04:09,703
I guess we're gonna go and try
and find our own place.
882
01:04:09,704 --> 01:04:12,273
No, I don't want you to go.
I don't want either one of you to go.
883
01:04:12,274 --> 01:04:13,641
Well, you don't always get
what you want.
884
01:04:13,642 --> 01:04:16,210
- Take care.
- Wait! Wait!
885
01:04:16,211 --> 01:04:19,271
Hold on one minute!
886
01:04:19,447 --> 01:04:21,812
Hold on.
887
01:04:27,889 --> 01:04:31,759
- Donna, what's going on?
- I guess they're leaving.
888
01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:33,060
And you're just gonna sit there?
889
01:04:33,061 --> 01:04:35,596
Yeah,
what am I supposed to be doing?
890
01:04:35,597 --> 01:04:38,198
What happened?
891
01:04:38,199 --> 01:04:40,929
It was just getting too...
892
01:04:41,102 --> 01:04:44,138
...I don't know, too weird.
- Too weird?
893
01:04:44,139 --> 01:04:47,374
Why is it that every time you like
a guy things get too weird?
894
01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:50,311
- Who says I like the guy?
- You're full of shit.
895
01:04:50,312 --> 01:04:52,846
And I don't have time to sit here
and listen to you lie to yourself...
896
01:04:52,847 --> 01:04:56,282
because they're leaving!
What do you wanna do?
897
01:04:56,885 --> 01:05:00,120
- Well, Joe doesn't have to go.
- Joe goes wherever Stanny goes!
898
01:05:00,121 --> 01:05:03,857
And I'm not about to let him do that
because you got this thing about...
899
01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:05,192
What? This thing about what?
900
01:05:05,193 --> 01:05:07,528
I don't know,
but you've got this thing!
901
01:05:07,529 --> 01:05:09,428
And...
902
01:05:10,732 --> 01:05:14,902
if you look at me and tell me
that you don't like the guy...
903
01:05:14,903 --> 01:05:19,464
fine, I'll say goodbye
to both of them.
904
01:05:25,046 --> 01:05:27,980
Tell me what happened.
905
01:05:28,984 --> 01:05:33,386
He said he thought
he was falling in love with me.
906
01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:37,624
Okay. Well...
907
01:05:37,625 --> 01:05:42,062
the guy who loves you
is walking out the door right now.
908
01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:45,361
Is that what you want?
909
01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,605
Let's get out of here.
This is friggin' humiliating.
910
01:05:51,606 --> 01:05:55,509
She asked us to wait a minute,
so we're gonna wait.
911
01:05:55,510 --> 01:05:59,480
- It's been over a minute. Let's go.
- It's an expression, Stanny.
912
01:05:59,481 --> 01:06:02,016
Okay? It's like "hold on a sec".
It's more than a second.
913
01:06:02,017 --> 01:06:04,985
Okay, it's a stupid fucking
expression then.
914
01:06:11,993 --> 01:06:13,761
Just...
915
01:06:13,762 --> 01:06:16,397
don't ask me to say it to you
'cause I can't, Stanny. I'm sorry.
916
01:06:16,398 --> 01:06:23,326
- I just can't say it to you.
- Just... just let me love you.
917
01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:08,707
I was close.
918
01:07:08,883 --> 01:07:11,418
It's alright.
919
01:07:11,419 --> 01:07:16,117
I'm sorry. My mind's just
on the fashion show.
920
01:07:16,324 --> 01:07:19,850
Don't be sorry.
921
01:07:19,894 --> 01:07:24,990
Joe, how come you never
slept in my bed?
922
01:07:26,835 --> 01:07:30,237
You never asked me to.
923
01:07:30,238 --> 01:07:35,107
Well, will you sleep here with me?
I mean...
924
01:07:35,910 --> 01:07:41,177
just for the next two nights
until the fashion show.
925
01:07:43,651 --> 01:07:45,846
Well...
926
01:07:46,154 --> 01:07:48,781
sure, girl.
927
01:07:49,390 --> 01:07:52,518
Be happy to.
928
01:08:09,477 --> 01:08:13,147
- What about the cuteness?
- What about the dumbness?
929
01:08:13,148 --> 01:08:15,415
- You're dumb.
- No, you're dumb.
930
01:08:15,416 --> 01:08:20,187
- What about the sweetness?
- Guys, do it in private! Jeez!
931
01:08:20,188 --> 01:08:21,388
You guys, really.
932
01:08:21,389 --> 01:08:23,457
Why don't you just
give each other hickies?
933
01:08:23,458 --> 01:08:25,559
You have rug burns on your elbows.
934
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,961
You broke your nails
scratching his back!
935
01:08:27,962 --> 01:08:29,696
I chipped my tooth last week...
936
01:08:29,697 --> 01:08:31,031
'cause we were doing it
doggy style...
937
01:08:31,032 --> 01:08:35,636
and she friggin' jerks her head
back right into my jaw. You did!
938
01:08:35,637 --> 01:08:39,072
My God, Christi Ann!
Remember back in college...
939
01:08:39,073 --> 01:08:41,775
when I was giving a blowjob
to that guy...
940
01:08:41,776 --> 01:08:43,410
that would not take the beret off?
941
01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:46,480
My God. the bathroom is in-between
our two bedrooms...
942
01:08:46,481 --> 01:08:48,248
which is right next to this
little tiny living room.
943
01:08:48,249 --> 01:08:50,250
So I'm ready
to come out and spit...
944
01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:53,620
and there's like ten people
in the goddamned living room.
945
01:08:53,621 --> 01:08:57,758
So I come out and my mouth's like
this 'caused it's all full of his cum.
946
01:08:57,759 --> 01:09:00,527
And I come out and
everybody starts laughing.
947
01:09:00,528 --> 01:09:02,429
And then I start to laugh...
948
01:09:02,430 --> 01:09:04,331
and then everyone's jumping back
out of the way...
949
01:09:04,332 --> 01:09:07,467
'cause they're like terrified I'm gonna
spit up right there on the carpet.
950
01:09:07,468 --> 01:09:11,071
So I got running into the bathroom
and I spit out and...
951
01:09:11,072 --> 01:09:13,870
I get a standing ovation.
952
01:09:14,475 --> 01:09:17,671
That's disgusting. Ew!
953
01:09:24,953 --> 01:09:27,187
Honey, you know
what I was just thinking?
954
01:09:27,188 --> 01:09:30,691
- How adorable you are?
- No, I think pretty highly on myself...
955
01:09:30,692 --> 01:09:32,926
but I ain't best described
as adorable.
956
01:09:32,927 --> 01:09:34,995
No, I was thinking about
how we first met and all.
957
01:09:34,996 --> 01:09:36,296
It's funny, I used to be
so choosey.
958
01:09:36,297 --> 01:09:39,533
Like every girl I dates
had to have a perfect ass.
959
01:09:39,534 --> 01:09:41,001
Joe and I used to argue
about it all the time.
960
01:09:41,002 --> 01:09:43,370
If the girl had like
a big square man ass...
961
01:09:43,371 --> 01:09:46,173
forget it. I couldn't do it.
And it's funny when I met you...
962
01:09:46,174 --> 01:09:49,843
I was like, "This chick is hot-looking,
but what does her ass look like?
963
01:09:49,844 --> 01:09:51,545
So we get naked
and we start fucking...
964
01:09:51,546 --> 01:09:54,214
And I'm like,
"Wow, this chick has a big ass!
965
01:09:54,215 --> 01:09:57,951
But I'm diggin' it. It's great. "
It's like you converted me.
966
01:09:57,952 --> 01:10:02,089
Now I'm like all the black and Puerto
Rican guys I used to give shit to...
967
01:10:02,090 --> 01:10:06,426
'cause they always went for the
big booty. I love big asses now.
968
01:10:06,427 --> 01:10:09,794
It's weird how like your taste
could change like that.
969
01:10:11,132 --> 01:10:13,500
How about how adorable you are?
970
01:10:13,501 --> 01:10:15,769
Don't fuckin' touch me. I cannot
believe you just told me I was fat.
971
01:10:15,770 --> 01:10:16,970
I didn't say you were fat!
972
01:10:16,971 --> 01:10:20,463
I said I love you no matter
what your body looks like.
973
01:10:21,943 --> 01:10:25,503
Another sacrifice to the beer gods.
974
01:10:29,317 --> 01:10:32,581
Man, Donna's making me insane.
975
01:10:33,321 --> 01:10:37,524
Yep. Well, you're in love with her.
976
01:10:37,525 --> 01:10:41,756
Yeah. Still, she's got
some mental problems.
977
01:10:41,763 --> 01:10:44,398
Women just have
more emotions than we do.
978
01:10:44,399 --> 01:10:47,901
And they don't think of all the things
they're thinking as mental problems.
979
01:10:47,902 --> 01:10:50,037
That's just their
daily way of thinking.
980
01:10:50,038 --> 01:10:54,736
And he repeats himself. I think
he's borderline schizophrenic.
981
01:10:54,876 --> 01:10:58,345
We argue and I explain to him
how he's being ridiculous.
982
01:10:58,346 --> 01:10:59,546
He admits it.
983
01:10:59,547 --> 01:11:02,215
He apologizes for it and then he does
it again the very next day!
984
01:11:02,216 --> 01:11:03,417
Well, what're you arguing about?
985
01:11:03,418 --> 01:11:04,918
It just depends on what
you're fighting about.
986
01:11:04,919 --> 01:11:07,888
It has nothing to do
with what you were fighting about.
987
01:11:07,889 --> 01:11:10,090
She always gives me this
psycho-friggin'- logical bullshit...
988
01:11:10,091 --> 01:11:11,958
I ain't in touch with my feelings.
989
01:11:11,959 --> 01:11:14,828
After about an hour of yelling, I just
say, "Yeah, whatever. You're right".
990
01:11:14,829 --> 01:11:17,564
And then the next day we have the
same argument like a bad rerun!
991
01:11:17,565 --> 01:11:20,467
You're lucky.
Joe seems a lot more sensitive.
992
01:11:20,468 --> 01:11:22,903
- He tries.
- Yeah, he tries.
993
01:11:22,904 --> 01:11:25,639
Bro, just make it look like
you're trying. Don't say nothing.
994
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:29,476
At most just say, "I wish
I was more aware like you guys.
995
01:11:29,477 --> 01:11:33,879
- But I'm still learning".
- He says that? That is so sweet!
996
01:11:34,182 --> 01:11:37,451
And Stanny can be so great.
I mean, he really can.
997
01:11:37,452 --> 01:11:42,989
And that's why it kills me
to get rejected like that.
998
01:11:42,990 --> 01:11:45,959
What does she expect me to say?
I feel like saying to her...
999
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:49,162
"All those years shoveling concrete
I had a lot of shitty days.
1000
01:11:49,163 --> 01:11:52,065
Would've been really nice to just
lay on a couch on a doctor's office...
1001
01:11:52,066 --> 01:11:54,601
and talk about my feelings".
It ain't fair!
1002
01:11:54,602 --> 01:11:57,304
I worked so hard
to get to this point.
1003
01:11:57,305 --> 01:11:59,639
My therapist is so proud
of my progress.
1004
01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:01,875
But this whole relationship
is putting me in a tailspin.
1005
01:12:01,876 --> 01:12:04,311
You're not thinking of breaking up
with him, are you?
1006
01:12:04,312 --> 01:12:08,715
No! Well, thinking about it
but no, I mean...
1007
01:12:08,716 --> 01:12:11,451
we've come this far and
we should try and get through this.
1008
01:12:11,452 --> 01:12:13,754
You ever cry in front of her?
1009
01:12:13,755 --> 01:12:15,745
No.
1010
01:12:16,457 --> 01:12:19,159
You don't cry ever, do you?
1011
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:21,525
No.
1012
01:12:26,567 --> 01:12:29,331
You ever cry in front of Donna?
1013
01:12:30,905 --> 01:12:33,430
Yeah, I suppose. This once.
1014
01:12:33,841 --> 01:12:35,675
And he cries.
1015
01:12:35,676 --> 01:12:38,044
- Really?
- He cries a lot, actually.
1016
01:12:38,045 --> 01:12:40,069
And more and more lately.
1017
01:12:40,281 --> 01:12:42,840
Joe doesn't cry
in front of you, huh?
1018
01:12:42,950 --> 01:12:45,318
Well, no.
1019
01:12:45,319 --> 01:12:50,056
Just take it in a notch, Stanny.
I know you, man, you don't let shit go.
1020
01:12:50,057 --> 01:12:52,859
- This chick could turn on you.
- No.
1021
01:12:52,860 --> 01:12:56,386
You kidding me?
This chick is crazy about me.
1022
01:12:56,664 --> 01:12:58,495
You really love her, don't you?
1023
01:13:00,435 --> 01:13:03,370
Joe, I never loved nothing
like I love that girl.
1024
01:13:03,371 --> 01:13:08,842
Joe is... he'll open up. He's the type
of guy who grows on you.
1025
01:13:08,843 --> 01:13:10,444
He's somebody you
fall in love with slowly.
1026
01:13:10,445 --> 01:13:11,645
Love him like a friend.
1027
01:13:11,646 --> 01:13:13,180
You don't say "I love you"
to each other?
1028
01:13:13,181 --> 01:13:15,415
- No! You don't say that to friends.
- Yes, you do. We do.
1029
01:13:15,416 --> 01:13:17,918
- I mean, you know I love you.
- I love you too!
1030
01:13:17,919 --> 01:13:21,154
- But guys don't say that as friends.
- You're right.
1031
01:13:21,155 --> 01:13:25,216
- Joe, I fucking love you, man.
- I love you too, bro.
1032
01:13:42,276 --> 01:13:44,937
Christi Ann...
1033
01:13:44,979 --> 01:13:48,243
you gotta relax.
1034
01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:52,549
I want you to know something, okay?
1035
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:56,150
Sex isn't about...
1036
01:13:56,190 --> 01:13:58,592
talking dirty or...
1037
01:13:58,593 --> 01:14:01,926
some silly new position.
1038
01:14:02,830 --> 01:14:05,924
It's about trust.
1039
01:14:06,934 --> 01:14:09,766
Do you trust me?
1040
01:14:13,508 --> 01:14:15,737
It's tender...
1041
01:14:16,611 --> 01:14:18,772
soft.
1042
01:14:19,514 --> 01:14:22,716
I'm gonna kiss you delicately.
1043
01:14:22,717 --> 01:14:27,381
If it makes sense, give it back.
1044
01:15:51,138 --> 01:15:54,937
This is going to be a great show.
1045
01:15:59,547 --> 01:16:01,878
Yeah, it is.
1046
01:17:00,541 --> 01:17:04,238
- You're amazing. Okay.
- Thank you.
1047
01:17:04,812 --> 01:17:07,007
This is insane!
1048
01:17:12,553 --> 01:17:13,853
I think you're gonna get backers.
1049
01:17:13,854 --> 01:17:16,589
I've gotten so many cards
I can't even keep track!
1050
01:17:16,590 --> 01:17:18,557
That's awesome.
1051
01:17:19,026 --> 01:17:22,328
- Do you know that guy over there?
- Mark.
1052
01:17:22,329 --> 01:17:26,199
He's like, "Come to Europe.
You know...
1053
01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:28,802
the fashion season's
just starting".
1054
01:17:28,803 --> 01:17:33,039
Like, he told me I could be making
a couple grand a day just doing this.
1055
01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:36,409
- Is he like for real or what?
- Well, he owns a modeling agency.
1056
01:17:36,410 --> 01:17:39,379
- He's for real.
- It was nice for him to say it and all...
1057
01:17:39,380 --> 01:17:41,448
but I don't know if he meant it,
you know?
1058
01:17:41,449 --> 01:17:45,985
Christi Ann. I want you to meet Arthur.
He's an editor from Vogue Magazine.
1059
01:17:45,986 --> 01:17:49,819
Love your show, very elegant.
1060
01:18:07,441 --> 01:18:09,109
Nikki, you don't care about fashion.
1061
01:18:09,110 --> 01:18:10,610
You're just here for the
party afterwards.
1062
01:18:10,611 --> 01:18:12,278
How can you blame me?
You always seem to have...
1063
01:18:12,279 --> 01:18:14,514
the most entertaining guests.
1064
01:18:14,515 --> 01:18:16,116
I'm sure he's already
told you ladies...
1065
01:18:16,117 --> 01:18:18,618
but Nikki sold his first
screenplay last year.
1066
01:18:18,619 --> 01:18:20,587
And now he's in production
on his next film.
1067
01:18:20,588 --> 01:18:21,821
Congratulations.
1068
01:18:21,822 --> 01:18:23,022
Of course when I sell
one of my scripts...
1069
01:18:23,023 --> 01:18:26,559
I'm gonna have to surround myself
with a bevy of beautiful men...
1070
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:30,230
which I'll have to secretly blow
because I have a boyfriend.
1071
01:18:30,231 --> 01:18:31,631
You know...
1072
01:18:31,632 --> 01:18:35,624
you always have to talk about cock
and fucking and it's really disgusting.
1073
01:18:36,804 --> 01:18:39,067
Excuse us.
1074
01:18:42,143 --> 01:18:46,146
I am trying to host a party here
so back the fuck off.
1075
01:18:46,147 --> 01:18:48,114
Okay, can you not
embarrass me, please?
1076
01:18:48,115 --> 01:18:49,449
Can not talk like that
in front of me?
1077
01:18:49,450 --> 01:18:51,284
Stop smoking that thing in my face.
1078
01:18:51,285 --> 01:18:54,220
I smoke wherever I want.
How do you like that?
1079
01:18:54,221 --> 01:18:56,951
You're drunk.
You're such an ass.
1080
01:19:11,305 --> 01:19:15,074
- Stanny, you won't believe this shit.
- I've figured it out. Relationships...
1081
01:19:15,075 --> 01:19:18,411
it's all about control. If you're
in control you don't get hurt.
1082
01:19:18,412 --> 01:19:19,612
'Cause everyone's afraid
of getting hurt.
1083
01:19:19,613 --> 01:19:21,514
I gotta tell you what this guy
was saying to me.
1084
01:19:21,515 --> 01:19:23,383
You know what?
These girls, they just own us.
1085
01:19:23,384 --> 01:19:24,951
It was never about sex.
It was about...
1086
01:19:24,952 --> 01:19:27,587
being able to give us shit
and we couldn't give shit back.
1087
01:19:27,588 --> 01:19:30,657
I know Donna can be shitty
at times but Christi Ann...
1088
01:19:30,658 --> 01:19:31,991
Yeah, yeah, she's more subtle at it.
1089
01:19:31,992 --> 01:19:35,620
You don't even realize you got
a leash around your neck.
1090
01:19:37,731 --> 01:19:40,631
You know what?
You ain't always right, Stanny.
1091
01:19:40,668 --> 01:19:44,404
You ain't always right about shit
and you're wrong about that girl.
1092
01:19:44,405 --> 01:19:47,607
Yeah, right. You're falling all over
these phony who wants to be...
1093
01:19:47,608 --> 01:19:51,044
...a high-class designer.
- Why do always do this?
1094
01:19:51,045 --> 01:19:53,479
Why is that every time
I like a girl...
1095
01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:56,278
you say she's no good
'cause of something?
1096
01:19:56,550 --> 01:20:00,320
You say it like she's trying
to split you and me up or something.
1097
01:20:00,321 --> 01:20:01,988
You know what?
1098
01:20:01,989 --> 01:20:04,991
- I think it's the other way around.
- You really think...
1099
01:20:04,992 --> 01:20:08,188
that that girl
considers you her equal?
1100
01:20:08,195 --> 01:20:10,720
Brother, that girl considers
herself above you.
1101
01:20:14,268 --> 01:20:17,904
I'm just saving you
from a painful fall!
1102
01:20:17,905 --> 01:20:21,841
My girlfriend's got me buying
every goddamned thing here.
1103
01:20:21,842 --> 01:20:23,743
That's wonderful! Or maybe not.
1104
01:20:23,744 --> 01:20:25,545
I wouldn't be here
if it weren't for her.
1105
01:20:25,546 --> 01:20:27,914
I'm blowing cash
on that dress, this skirt...
1106
01:20:27,915 --> 01:20:29,249
Don't even listen to him.
1107
01:20:29,250 --> 01:20:31,784
- He can afford it. He's a lawyer.
- Lawyer my ass.
1108
01:20:31,785 --> 01:20:36,022
She's got one hand in my pants,
one hand in my goddamned wallet.
1109
01:20:36,023 --> 01:20:38,892
- Your illustrious model.
- He's not really a model.
1110
01:20:38,893 --> 01:20:42,419
He's actually my personal cabana boy.
1111
01:20:43,397 --> 01:20:45,728
Come with me right now.
1112
01:20:50,871 --> 01:20:54,807
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Great. Okay, talk to you later.
1113
01:20:55,276 --> 01:20:56,876
Don't be showing up
at my girlfriend's house.
1114
01:20:56,877 --> 01:20:58,544
You guys are boyfriend
and girlfriend now?
1115
01:20:58,545 --> 01:20:59,746
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
1116
01:20:59,747 --> 01:21:02,582
So maybe you don't need
to be stopping by here anymore.
1117
01:21:02,583 --> 01:21:04,417
Christi Ann invited me.
1118
01:21:04,418 --> 01:21:06,953
You wanna push it?
We'll settle this old school.
1119
01:21:06,954 --> 01:21:09,115
What? We're gonna break dance?
1120
01:21:09,290 --> 01:21:12,191
Look, shit. I forgot
to tell you about him.
1121
01:21:12,192 --> 01:21:14,160
Tell him about me what?
I'm standing right fucking here.
1122
01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:15,895
Don't talk about me like
I'm a piece of friggin' wood.
1123
01:21:15,896 --> 01:21:17,096
Easy, fella, you don't gotta...
1124
01:21:17,097 --> 01:21:19,098
"Easy, fella"? Do I look like a fucking
horse to you?
1125
01:21:19,099 --> 01:21:21,701
Do I have fucking hooves?
Don't fucking say "easy fella" to me!
1126
01:21:21,702 --> 01:21:23,636
Did you say the word "fuck"
enough in that sentence?
1127
01:21:23,637 --> 01:21:26,372
No, let me add a few more.
Fuck you. And fuck you too!
1128
01:21:26,373 --> 01:21:28,341
Let's just all cool out.
1129
01:21:28,342 --> 01:21:30,009
- Stanny!
- Wanna try to grab me again, fucker?
1130
01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:32,312
- Easy, fella, just...
- Quit saying "easy fella" to me!
1131
01:21:32,313 --> 01:21:34,147
- Just chill the fuck out!
- Stanny!
1132
01:21:34,148 --> 01:21:37,383
- Don't you lay a hand on me!
- I'm not gonna lay a hand on you.
1133
01:21:37,384 --> 01:21:38,584
Didn't even lay a hand on him.
1134
01:21:38,585 --> 01:21:39,852
I knocked him on his ass
with my elbow.
1135
01:21:39,853 --> 01:21:43,618
Stanny, get in the goddamned house.
And, Damien, you can go!
1136
01:21:45,025 --> 01:21:47,360
- I hope you're proud of yourself.
- I hope you're proud of yourself...
1137
01:21:47,361 --> 01:21:50,296
using that stupid fuck
to get a reaction out of me.
1138
01:21:50,297 --> 01:21:54,028
Yeah, go ahead, keep fooling yourself.
At least you're fooling somebody.
1139
01:21:59,406 --> 01:22:05,503
- Joe, I'm gonna cum...
- You motherfuckin' shit!
1140
01:22:14,621 --> 01:22:16,956
Thank you, Joe.
1141
01:22:16,957 --> 01:22:21,325
Was that good?
Was that good, Joe?
1142
01:22:22,796 --> 01:22:26,390
Do you want me to get you a towel?
1143
01:23:00,734 --> 01:23:04,237
Just fucking listen to me, alright?
You realize what you do to me?
1144
01:23:04,238 --> 01:23:08,775
You insist that I throw you down
and treat you like a cheap whore...
1145
01:23:08,776 --> 01:23:10,043
'cause it's the only way
you can get off.
1146
01:23:10,044 --> 01:23:12,979
Then in daily life if I show
any form of aggression...
1147
01:23:12,980 --> 01:23:16,616
or jealousy, you freak the fuck out.
Do you know how confusing it is...
1148
01:23:16,617 --> 01:23:19,185
...to be in a relationship with you?
- What we do in the bedroom...
1149
01:23:19,186 --> 01:23:21,854
and what we do in our relationship
out in the real world...
1150
01:23:21,855 --> 01:23:23,589
those are two goddamned
different things, Stanny.
1151
01:23:23,590 --> 01:23:27,493
So just as long as we do everything
the way you want on your terms...
1152
01:23:27,494 --> 01:23:29,095
then we'll be fine.
1153
01:23:29,096 --> 01:23:31,531
Why do you have to be
so combative with me?
1154
01:23:31,532 --> 01:23:35,601
I'm not the combative one, okay?
This is what you do. It's not funny.
1155
01:23:35,602 --> 01:23:38,337
You pick fights with me and then
you yell at me for fighting!
1156
01:23:38,338 --> 01:23:41,240
I'm not the one who's fucking
yelling here, okay, buddy?
1157
01:23:41,241 --> 01:23:42,842
You instigate me to do shit.
1158
01:23:42,843 --> 01:23:45,745
Then when I do you get to point out
how fucked up I am.
1159
01:23:45,746 --> 01:23:49,615
'Cause you're so pathetically afraid
I might realize how fucked up you are.
1160
01:23:49,616 --> 01:23:52,485
Oh, I'm the fucked up one?
I'm the fucked up one?
1161
01:23:52,486 --> 01:23:56,489
Honey, I gotta fucking hold you down
and call you a whore for you to cum...
1162
01:23:56,490 --> 01:23:58,391
and you say I got self-esteem issues?
1163
01:23:58,392 --> 01:24:00,726
You know what?
Fuck this and fuck you...
1164
01:24:00,727 --> 01:24:04,297
because I am not gonna do this
with you, fucking asshole!
1165
01:24:04,298 --> 01:24:08,000
- I am through!
- Be a fucking rich bitch crybaby.
1166
01:24:08,001 --> 01:24:11,771
It doesn't affect me anymore 'cause
I'm done back-peddling just so...
1167
01:24:11,772 --> 01:24:15,374
I don't notice what a goddamned
psycho you are. You're a head case.
1168
01:24:15,375 --> 01:24:18,144
I am not the fucked up one.
I am not the psycho, okay?
1169
01:24:18,145 --> 01:24:22,482
I'm not the one that's hit people.
You should be in goddamned therapy!
1170
01:24:22,483 --> 01:24:24,684
You're the one who's fucked up,
just like your goddamned parents.
1171
01:24:24,685 --> 01:24:27,120
- You're just like them!
- Well, I don't have the luxury...
1172
01:24:27,121 --> 01:24:32,225
of your rich parents to pay for
your goddamned therapist, alright?
1173
01:24:32,226 --> 01:24:35,094
And you know what? All that
money you waste on that bullshit...
1174
01:24:35,095 --> 01:24:39,725
I'll solve your problem right now
in three words: eat less food!
1175
01:24:48,342 --> 01:24:53,370
You're a fucking asshole,
you know what?
1176
01:24:54,114 --> 01:24:56,816
You're a fucking asshole.
1177
01:24:56,817 --> 01:25:00,686
And I loved you. I did.
I loved you.
1178
01:25:00,687 --> 01:25:04,991
I don't know why. I don't know
why I did! I was stupid!
1179
01:25:04,992 --> 01:25:09,829
I was really dumb! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry I did this to us!
1180
01:25:09,830 --> 01:25:14,130
I did it and I'm sorry!
You gotta go!
1181
01:25:42,563 --> 01:25:45,896
- Here we go again.
- No, it's for real this time, bro.
1182
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:50,199
- What happened?
- I stopped thinking with my dick.
1183
01:25:50,304 --> 01:25:52,939
No, I take that back.
I stopped thinking with my wallet.
1184
01:25:52,940 --> 01:25:55,675
You think if I had a job I'd be putting
up with that bullshit?
1185
01:25:55,676 --> 01:25:57,343
I just wanted to sleep late.
1186
01:25:57,344 --> 01:26:00,213
I've been working hard my whole life
and I wanted a break.
1187
01:26:00,214 --> 01:26:03,816
We got a break.
Now what?
1188
01:26:03,817 --> 01:26:08,221
Now what? I'll get myself
a job tending bar at night...
1189
01:26:08,222 --> 01:26:10,556
write during the day...
1190
01:26:10,557 --> 01:26:12,892
I'm gonna be a starving artist.
1191
01:26:12,893 --> 01:26:15,995
Look, you don't gotta come
with me, alright? Stay here.
1192
01:26:15,996 --> 01:26:17,897
This works for you.
Doesn't work for me.
1193
01:26:17,898 --> 01:26:19,799
Stanny, just calm down.
1194
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:23,236
Just sleep over it. Maybe you'll feel
different about it in the morning.
1195
01:26:23,237 --> 01:26:25,538
I ain't gonna feel any different
about it tomorrow, Joe.
1196
01:26:25,539 --> 01:26:28,507
Where the fuck are you
gonna go at three a. m?
1197
01:26:40,354 --> 01:26:43,152
Bro, just go back to the party.
1198
01:26:43,323 --> 01:26:46,125
Go have fun, alright?
1199
01:26:46,126 --> 01:26:49,288
Don't worry about me.
1200
01:26:52,899 --> 01:26:56,891
Just try and get
some sleep, alright?
1201
01:27:41,481 --> 01:27:43,471
So...
1202
01:27:43,583 --> 01:27:47,653
I think I'm gonna take
that guy up on that offer.
1203
01:27:47,654 --> 01:27:49,644
What guy?
1204
01:27:49,890 --> 01:27:52,290
That agent guy. He...
1205
01:27:52,492 --> 01:27:54,894
said he'd get me a plane ticket
and that his...
1206
01:27:54,895 --> 01:27:57,129
agency has some sort
of a deal with a...
1207
01:27:57,130 --> 01:28:02,226
hotel in... Milan.
It's in Europe.
1208
01:28:06,973 --> 01:28:09,566
I leave tomorrow.
1209
01:28:10,644 --> 01:28:16,241
- The fashion season starts soon so...
- I know when the season starts.
1210
01:28:18,585 --> 01:28:23,021
It's kinda cool though, right?
I mean, never been to Europe.
1211
01:28:23,190 --> 01:28:26,420
Shit, I've never been anywhere.
1212
01:28:29,963 --> 01:28:33,296
How am I ever gonna
repay you for this?
1213
01:28:38,171 --> 01:28:41,697
I think it's a great opportunity.
1214
01:28:46,646 --> 01:28:48,881
- Christi Ann.
- Hi!
1215
01:28:48,882 --> 01:28:51,751
- Hi. These are my friends. Justin.
- Justin.
1216
01:28:51,752 --> 01:28:54,253
- And this is Carlos.
- Hi. How you doing?
1217
01:28:54,254 --> 01:28:56,881
- Thanks for the invitation...
- Yeah.
1218
01:28:56,957 --> 01:29:02,292
...for your party.
- It was fantastic. The show...
1219
01:29:44,871 --> 01:29:50,536
- So you'll be back in four months?
- Yeah, when the season ends.
1220
01:29:51,578 --> 01:29:54,569
Well, good luck.
1221
01:29:55,849 --> 01:29:59,147
You too.
1222
01:30:14,434 --> 01:30:18,426
Well, at least your show
was a big hit.
1223
01:30:26,313 --> 01:30:28,647
And to think I didn't want to go
to California with you.
1224
01:30:28,648 --> 01:30:32,985
- Wherever we go, we go together.
- Yeah.
1225
01:30:32,986 --> 01:30:36,546
This is gonna be a tough act
to follow, though.
1226
01:30:36,957 --> 01:30:40,915
But I bet there's all kinds of
different countries and shit in Europe.
1227
01:30:42,329 --> 01:30:44,730
Man, my best friend's gonna be
a friggin' supermodel.
1228
01:30:44,731 --> 01:30:47,529
We're gonna be balls deep
in ass over there.
1229
01:30:49,402 --> 01:30:51,267
Wow...
1230
01:30:51,438 --> 01:30:55,601
...what a summer.
- Tell me about it.
1231
01:30:57,577 --> 01:31:00,170
Goddamn it, I smoke too much pot.
1232
01:31:01,848 --> 01:31:06,478
I'm sorry that it didn't work out
with Stanny.
1233
01:31:06,853 --> 01:31:10,345
Yeah. I'm sorry too.
1234
01:31:12,025 --> 01:31:15,187
Guess it's just
you and me again, kiddo.
1235
01:31:19,799 --> 01:31:22,130
They sure were funny.
1236
01:31:25,472 --> 01:31:28,065
Yeah.
1237
01:31:28,241 --> 01:31:31,141
You said we'd look back
on this and laugh.
1238
01:31:36,550 --> 01:31:38,915
We're crazy, aren't we?
1239
01:31:39,319 --> 01:31:44,620
Yeah.
But we're damned great at it.
1240
01:31:56,102 --> 01:31:58,593
My God!
1241
01:32:04,010 --> 01:32:08,947
- You're gonna miss her, ain't you?
- You're gonna miss Christi Ann?
1242
01:32:10,417 --> 01:32:12,350
Joe...
1243
01:32:13,053 --> 01:32:15,521
look, I'm starting
to like this LA thing...
1244
01:32:15,522 --> 01:32:18,490
like writing movies and...
1245
01:32:19,459 --> 01:32:22,120
I don't know if I'd like Europe
all that much.
1246
01:32:22,862 --> 01:32:28,200
- Bro, you gotta come with me.
- No. This writing thing, I gotta do it.
1247
01:32:28,201 --> 01:32:31,033
Well, I don't wanna go
over there all by myself.
1248
01:32:31,037 --> 01:32:35,107
I don't think you really want
to go there in the first place.
1249
01:32:35,108 --> 01:32:38,805
Look, I gotta leave that house,
but you don't.
1250
01:32:39,946 --> 01:32:44,940
And what I said about you and
Christi Ann last night, I was wrong.
1251
01:32:45,218 --> 01:32:50,712
I mean, thank God girls bitch at us:
make you dress better, motivate you.
1252
01:32:52,058 --> 01:32:57,359
I ain't the expert on relationships
obviously, but I know this:
1253
01:32:57,697 --> 01:32:59,926
you don't wanna leave your girl.
1254
01:33:03,136 --> 01:33:07,868
- Did you love Donna?
- Despite how much I hated her...
1255
01:33:07,907 --> 01:33:10,136
I always will.
1256
01:33:13,847 --> 01:33:15,974
You think I'm in love?
1257
01:33:17,951 --> 01:33:20,919
Do you think you are?
1258
01:33:44,411 --> 01:33:48,813
Me and you ain't breaking up.
Go on, get out of here.
1259
01:34:34,394 --> 01:34:38,762
You wouldn't kick me out or nothing
if I told you I loved you, would you?
1260
01:34:39,499 --> 01:34:41,728
I love you too.
1261
01:35:41,094 --> 01:35:45,052
So it's kind of a happy ending,
for Joe and Christi Ann anyways.
1262
01:35:45,064 --> 01:35:46,698
Don't worry about me and Donna.
1263
01:35:46,699 --> 01:35:48,967
You know real life,
it ain't like the movies.
1264
01:35:48,968 --> 01:35:50,569
Life is just a bunch of stories
you go through...
1265
01:35:50,570 --> 01:35:52,594
and they all end sooner or later.
1266
01:35:52,939 --> 01:35:56,875
But it's okay. I'm gonna go
find my next story.
1267
01:35:57,377 --> 01:35:59,105
Hope you do the same.
1268
01:40:10,096 --> 01:40:13,588
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