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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:57,042 --> 00:02:01,435 "I'm very furious, I do scare children." 4 00:02:01,459 --> 00:02:05,001 "Though I am not a high-hand officer." 5 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:08,685 "I take up enough corruption." 6 00:02:08,709 --> 00:02:11,959 "My good name is Ma Lun Tai." 7 00:02:12,917 --> 00:02:15,018 "I am really optimistic." 8 00:02:15,042 --> 00:02:16,727 "I am muscle man." 9 00:02:16,751 --> 00:02:20,251 "I hate thinking with my mind." 10 00:02:20,876 --> 00:02:22,768 "I turn bad when I meet pretty girls." 11 00:02:22,792 --> 00:02:24,727 "I will want monkey affair." 12 00:02:24,751 --> 00:02:27,584 "I want to take up every woman." 13 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:33,042 Brother... stop the sedan! Brother! 14 00:02:33,084 --> 00:02:35,518 What is it? What is going on? 15 00:02:35,542 --> 00:02:37,268 Our young brother has disappeared again. 16 00:02:37,292 --> 00:02:38,459 Give way. 17 00:02:40,542 --> 00:02:43,393 My two brothers: Be good officers... 18 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:47,417 ...don't be greedy, silence is golden, I'm leaving. 19 00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:50,334 He wants to become a wandering hero once more? 20 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:58,602 Oh... 21 00:02:58,626 --> 00:03:01,751 "This scenery is good." 22 00:03:03,084 --> 00:03:05,834 "The breeze is so gentle." 23 00:03:07,292 --> 00:03:09,685 "It blows over bushes." 24 00:03:09,709 --> 00:03:13,292 "All flowers are listening." 25 00:03:24,542 --> 00:03:29,917 "This place is very nice, the people are nice too." 26 00:03:31,459 --> 00:03:35,417 "The singing attracts butterflies..." 27 00:03:36,459 --> 00:03:37,935 Pork skin, turnip! 28 00:03:37,959 --> 00:03:39,542 Shark fin soup! 29 00:03:39,709 --> 00:03:40,959 Vegetarian food! 30 00:03:41,126 --> 00:03:43,810 I'd better sing elsewhere, it's so noisy here. 31 00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:47,334 Man, shall I treat you with shark fin soup? 32 00:03:48,126 --> 00:03:49,352 No, thanks. 33 00:03:49,376 --> 00:03:51,852 You're kind-hearted, and pretty too. 34 00:03:51,876 --> 00:03:53,477 I know I am pretty. 35 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:57,959 Just with my beauty, I can keep my chastity. 36 00:03:58,209 --> 00:03:59,834 Go on keeping your chastity then. 37 00:03:59,959 --> 00:04:00,936 You don't want the shark fin soup? 38 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,042 No thanks. 39 00:04:05,584 --> 00:04:08,001 Why I always fail to find Choi Hung Village? 40 00:04:08,042 --> 00:04:10,542 Hey, do you know where Choi Hung Village is? 41 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,792 Stop the sedan... 42 00:04:13,001 --> 00:04:14,768 Aren't you afraid when you see an officer? 43 00:04:14,792 --> 00:04:18,334 Shit! We fear no one. 44 00:04:27,959 --> 00:04:29,935 Officer, it's 10 miles ahead. 45 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:32,143 But if I were you, I wouldn't report duty there. 46 00:04:32,167 --> 00:04:33,459 Why? 47 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:36,834 I know he's a bad guy, judging from his laughter. 48 00:04:36,917 --> 00:04:38,518 Whoever is bad cannot stay there long. 49 00:04:38,542 --> 00:04:39,977 He will soon become abnormal. 50 00:04:40,001 --> 00:04:41,518 We two rushed away from there too. 51 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:42,519 You must die this time. 52 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,417 You're exaggerating. 53 00:04:44,626 --> 00:04:46,501 Hey... pay us now! 54 00:04:46,667 --> 00:04:47,959 Pay what? 55 00:04:48,292 --> 00:04:49,834 Fee for our information. 56 00:04:49,876 --> 00:04:51,435 Sure, my younger brother will pay you. 57 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:53,709 Kui, pay them. 58 00:04:53,834 --> 00:04:55,209 Is 5 taels enough? 59 00:04:57,667 --> 00:05:00,126 It is enough? You bastards. 60 00:05:00,376 --> 00:05:02,643 You brothers are dirty enough! 61 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:04,126 Set off! 62 00:05:06,917 --> 00:05:09,001 Choi Hung Village... 63 00:05:09,501 --> 00:05:11,126 What is it? 64 00:05:11,917 --> 00:05:14,935 Madam Yip, I've made some clothes for your son. 65 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:16,227 Thanks very much. 66 00:05:16,251 --> 00:05:18,459 - I have much free time. - I thank you so much. 67 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:20,959 Madam Cheung, take this chicken and make soup... 68 00:05:22,709 --> 00:05:24,501 What a pretty rainbow. 69 00:05:25,126 --> 00:05:27,334 "I am easy seeing it." 70 00:05:27,709 --> 00:05:31,251 "You must not bully youngsters, the young shoe-maker." 71 00:05:31,292 --> 00:05:35,626 "All villagers go for the young shoe-maker." 72 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:38,643 "Everyone is nice and gentle." 73 00:05:38,667 --> 00:05:40,893 "Everyone is polite and helpful." 74 00:05:40,917 --> 00:05:44,518 "Don't panic if you are sick, I am a good herbal doctor." 75 00:05:44,542 --> 00:05:46,310 "I feel dizzy and headache." 76 00:05:46,334 --> 00:05:49,102 "Because I am infected with the incurable disease." 77 00:05:49,126 --> 00:05:53,459 "And that disease is: Heart-broken." 78 00:05:54,459 --> 00:05:58,209 "When I smell at you." 79 00:05:58,917 --> 00:06:01,935 "I lose control at once." 80 00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:03,102 "I cannot help myself." 81 00:06:03,126 --> 00:06:05,310 "I offer you a mandarin, to show my love." 82 00:06:05,334 --> 00:06:07,310 "- Brother, peel it for me." "- Don't spit the seeds." 83 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:10,518 "Oh! This is real happiness." 84 00:06:10,542 --> 00:06:15,602 "I never complain about mending shoes." 85 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,268 "Let us be happy." 86 00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:19,393 "I just wish we are together." 87 00:06:19,417 --> 00:06:20,560 "I wish we have no worry." 88 00:06:20,584 --> 00:06:25,126 "We are happy as we show our real love." 89 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:29,209 It's sweet, Brother Dup. 90 00:06:29,917 --> 00:06:32,751 Here's the rainbow, Brother Dup, make a wish. 91 00:06:32,876 --> 00:06:36,227 Sure, I hop every villager will be healthy and happy. 92 00:06:36,251 --> 00:06:38,102 I'm happy, just like the two of us. 93 00:06:38,126 --> 00:06:39,751 You're great. 94 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,393 My wish next time will be greater. 95 00:06:43,417 --> 00:06:44,626 Sister! 96 00:06:45,209 --> 00:06:47,143 We still have much nutritious wine to deliver. 97 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:48,602 Brother, let me help you push the cart. 98 00:06:48,626 --> 00:06:49,353 I'll help you push it too. 99 00:06:49,377 --> 00:06:51,001 Thank you very much. 100 00:06:51,709 --> 00:06:52,917 Very sweet. 101 00:06:54,709 --> 00:06:56,334 You mean to help me by this? 102 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:04,667 Shoe-mender is startling work now, come on. 103 00:07:05,376 --> 00:07:08,042 Morning, we deliver wine! 104 00:07:09,126 --> 00:07:10,792 - Morning. - How is it? 105 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:13,042 You're delivering wine so early? 106 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:24,709 Reinforce the sole, mend the hole, stack more cloth. 107 00:07:25,834 --> 00:07:27,417 Let me see... 108 00:07:28,751 --> 00:07:31,667 There's a big hole, they can't be mended. 109 00:07:31,709 --> 00:07:34,352 What if I embroider a dragon and cover it up? 110 00:07:34,376 --> 00:07:36,227 I must thank you then, Brother Dup. 111 00:07:36,251 --> 00:07:37,834 It's okay... 112 00:07:41,376 --> 00:07:42,626 Hey! 113 00:07:43,251 --> 00:07:45,417 Brother, let me help you. 114 00:07:47,209 --> 00:07:48,876 You mean to help me by this? 115 00:07:50,959 --> 00:07:52,102 Miss Heung, morning. 116 00:07:52,126 --> 00:07:53,185 Morning, Mr. Li. 117 00:07:53,209 --> 00:07:54,834 Have you taken breakfast yet? 118 00:07:55,001 --> 00:07:57,477 I've made some Lovely Buns. 119 00:07:57,501 --> 00:07:59,376 - They are fresh... - Thanks! 120 00:08:00,584 --> 00:08:03,310 Dup, Mr. Li offers us these buns. 121 00:08:03,334 --> 00:08:04,917 He's so nice! 122 00:08:06,292 --> 00:08:07,959 - Thanks! - Thanks, Mr. Li. 123 00:08:14,334 --> 00:08:15,459 So delicious 124 00:08:18,751 --> 00:08:20,060 It is really delicious. 125 00:08:20,084 --> 00:08:21,626 You're sweating? 126 00:08:22,376 --> 00:08:23,667 It's pleasant. 127 00:08:24,167 --> 00:08:25,542 Is it? 128 00:08:25,917 --> 00:08:27,876 No, it is not. 129 00:08:27,917 --> 00:08:30,709 It's really pleasant, it makes me excited. 130 00:08:31,209 --> 00:08:32,477 Excited. 131 00:08:32,501 --> 00:08:34,917 Of course, Gau Gau is smoking tobacco. 132 00:08:35,751 --> 00:08:37,251 Making a mess. 133 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:40,334 Gau Gau, smoking again? 134 00:08:40,709 --> 00:08:44,959 Yes, Mrs. Minster wants me to walk the lamb, so I enjoy myself. 135 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,126 Hey, have a smoke. 136 00:08:47,251 --> 00:08:48,852 We must try out everything in this world. 137 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,417 You're grown up already. 138 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:52,185 You don't smoke it all? 139 00:08:52,209 --> 00:08:53,542 You're ignorant. 140 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,626 You make the lamb smoke too? 141 00:08:57,084 --> 00:09:01,001 Sure, even a lamb must try out everything in this world. 142 00:09:01,501 --> 00:09:03,209 I love it so much. 143 00:09:04,251 --> 00:09:07,727 Fortune teller said my future husband has beard. 144 00:09:07,751 --> 00:09:09,435 It may be my husband's father. 145 00:09:09,459 --> 00:09:11,352 I'm paving for my future instead. 146 00:09:11,376 --> 00:09:13,126 Where's Mrs. Minister? 147 00:09:13,792 --> 00:09:16,042 Mrs. Minister? It's bad! 148 00:09:16,834 --> 00:09:22,709 Attention, Mrs. Minister is giving away buns, go get it. 149 00:09:27,251 --> 00:09:28,228 It smells delicious... 150 00:09:28,252 --> 00:09:29,709 Here comes Mrs. Minister. 151 00:09:29,959 --> 00:09:32,310 These buns represent my love. 152 00:09:32,334 --> 00:09:34,459 Come on, come and eat my buns. 153 00:09:34,667 --> 00:09:36,251 Good... 154 00:09:37,042 --> 00:09:38,417 Line up! 155 00:09:39,626 --> 00:09:40,977 One for each of you. 156 00:09:41,001 --> 00:09:42,876 - Thanks Madam. - Good. 157 00:09:42,959 --> 00:09:46,792 - Thanks Madam. - Good. 158 00:09:47,001 --> 00:09:48,852 - Thanks Madam. - Good. 159 00:09:48,876 --> 00:09:51,084 - Thanks Madam. - Hold it! 160 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,501 You're wicked. Madam, look here! 161 00:10:00,126 --> 00:10:02,435 Why are you so greedy? 162 00:10:02,459 --> 00:10:05,143 Madam, the buns you made are really delicious. 163 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:07,459 I can't control my greed. 164 00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:13,685 Greedy! 165 00:10:13,709 --> 00:10:15,376 Stop! 166 00:10:15,834 --> 00:10:19,768 I must bear responsibility, the buns I made are really delicious. 167 00:10:19,792 --> 00:10:22,602 But frankness is man's best merit. 168 00:10:22,626 --> 00:10:26,001 Since she admits, shall we forgive her? 169 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:32,126 Forgive! 170 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:37,542 What is it, Mr. Li? 171 00:10:39,209 --> 00:10:41,834 It's moving, Madam. 172 00:10:42,917 --> 00:10:46,167 You make me feel ashamed of my hypocrite. 173 00:10:46,626 --> 00:10:48,167 I want you to punish me. 174 00:10:48,376 --> 00:10:50,810 You punish me... 175 00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:53,102 Confess if you have done anything wrong. 176 00:10:53,126 --> 00:10:56,126 You'll feel better after confessing it. 177 00:10:56,626 --> 00:10:57,561 I... 178 00:10:57,585 --> 00:11:00,935 Tell us! 179 00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:02,292 Okay! 180 00:11:02,709 --> 00:11:04,667 I don't need this. 181 00:11:06,334 --> 00:11:08,501 I love Heung secretly. 182 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:21,792 I know she has Dup as boyfriend, but I still go ahead. 183 00:11:22,459 --> 00:11:25,376 I always bribe her elder brother. 184 00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:28,209 I hope he will let his sister marry me. 185 00:11:29,542 --> 00:11:31,251 I was only thinking. 186 00:11:31,876 --> 00:11:36,709 My lust is too much, I am a beast! 187 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:37,353 Mr. Li. 188 00:11:37,377 --> 00:11:41,209 Don't get near me, I can't control myself! 189 00:11:46,626 --> 00:11:48,376 Get me a water bucket! 190 00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:57,751 Are you feeling better? 191 00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:00,542 Yes, I have calmed down. 192 00:12:00,876 --> 00:12:02,685 This is your lust. 193 00:12:02,709 --> 00:12:05,977 Whenever you have this lust, splash yourself with cold water. 194 00:12:06,001 --> 00:12:08,667 Then your lust will vanish. 195 00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:12,417 Right. 196 00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:15,143 I want this too... 197 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,518 What do you mean? You love Heung secretly too? 198 00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:20,435 No, I love your niece Miss Chi Wan secretly. 199 00:12:20,459 --> 00:12:21,602 Right... 200 00:12:21,626 --> 00:12:23,251 You lousy guy all want pretty Chi Wan? 201 00:12:24,001 --> 00:12:25,501 Here comes Miss Chi Wan! 202 00:12:27,084 --> 00:12:30,209 Let's welcome her with applause, please. 203 00:12:34,584 --> 00:12:36,917 - Aunt. - Good. 204 00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:39,584 Look. 205 00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:46,459 Thanks for admiring me, I do love you. 206 00:12:47,042 --> 00:12:50,977 But my Sister Chi Wan doesn't love common guys. 207 00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:54,334 I love diligent, good man. 208 00:12:54,459 --> 00:12:57,935 So that he can build a better Choi Hung Village with me. 209 00:12:57,959 --> 00:13:00,310 You're really my good niece. 210 00:13:00,334 --> 00:13:04,459 She's a real fair lady. 211 00:13:04,876 --> 00:13:06,751 She's a real trouble-stirrer. 212 00:13:08,376 --> 00:13:10,626 Right, there's water all over the place. 213 00:13:15,917 --> 00:13:18,310 "In the shade, in the stream." 214 00:13:18,334 --> 00:13:20,560 "It is like fairy land." 215 00:13:20,584 --> 00:13:26,209 "Secretly, misery fills me as I have no hope for a marriage." 216 00:13:26,376 --> 00:13:30,792 "I know what is in your mind." 217 00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:33,227 "You need not think madly." 218 00:13:33,251 --> 00:13:39,352 "One day you will meet a handsome guy." 219 00:13:39,376 --> 00:13:45,417 "Let me disguise as a fairy and sing with you." 220 00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:50,751 You want to marry a fairy and not a human being? 221 00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:54,376 Pretty, your dream comes true. 222 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,310 Here comes the fairy! 223 00:13:57,334 --> 00:13:58,917 I am a fairy. 224 00:14:00,584 --> 00:14:02,417 Which clan are you from? 225 00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:04,393 Is there difference between fairies? 226 00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:05,751 Sure. 227 00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:09,792 Though you're holding leaves, you can't perform magic... 228 00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:11,768 You're only a lousy fairy. 229 00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:13,810 I needn't perform magic. 230 00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:16,417 As I am a horny fairy. 231 00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:18,667 Help! 232 00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:24,376 Help... molester... homosexual! 233 00:14:25,084 --> 00:14:28,310 Help... molester... maniac! 234 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:30,060 Let's choose the bulky ones. 235 00:14:30,084 --> 00:14:31,019 Help... 236 00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:32,352 ...molester... 237 00:14:32,376 --> 00:14:34,251 ...manic! 238 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:40,709 Adabi Adaba, invisible! 239 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:45,542 It won't work? What is it wrong? 240 00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:49,376 They're very sweet. 241 00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:56,542 Adabi Adaba, invisible! 242 00:15:03,584 --> 00:15:06,251 Is my gesture? Let me try again. 243 00:15:07,584 --> 00:15:09,667 Adabi Adaba! 244 00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:14,792 Wow! 245 00:15:30,292 --> 00:15:31,876 You're very handsome. 246 00:15:32,376 --> 00:15:35,501 I know, you're very pretty too. 247 00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:38,792 I know, many people have told me this already. 248 00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:41,042 Are you a fairy? 249 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,917 You say? 250 00:15:44,251 --> 00:15:45,643 You must be a fairy. 251 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:49,584 I've just seen you turn all the flowers red, they're nice. 252 00:15:50,084 --> 00:15:52,001 You're bad, you peeped at me. 253 00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:54,292 You want me to make your clothes vanish? 254 00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:57,126 You're bad as well. 255 00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:02,126 Don't you fairies make friends with human being? 256 00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:04,959 It depends... 257 00:16:05,209 --> 00:16:06,667 But I must make... 258 00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:08,292 ...friends with you. 259 00:16:13,626 --> 00:16:18,643 "Red, it's shocking me." 260 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,667 You're a singing fairy. 261 00:16:21,376 --> 00:16:26,143 "Red, it's as red as fire." 262 00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:28,126 A flowers picking fairy. 263 00:16:29,084 --> 00:16:32,792 "At this critical moment, we meet each other." 264 00:16:32,917 --> 00:16:36,792 "At this moment, our breath is stunning." 265 00:16:36,917 --> 00:16:43,667 "At this moment, my love is as hot as sun." 266 00:16:49,126 --> 00:16:52,126 I've sung for you, I've given you flowers. 267 00:16:52,334 --> 00:16:53,435 I think it is time to... 268 00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:55,376 To exchange our names, let me tell you first. 269 00:16:56,042 --> 00:17:00,167 My name is Chi Wan, I live in Choi Hung Village. 270 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:04,292 What a nice name! 271 00:17:05,251 --> 00:17:06,876 What is your name? 272 00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:08,644 My name is... 273 00:17:08,668 --> 00:17:10,018 Sister... 274 00:17:10,042 --> 00:17:11,501 Someone is here, I'll leave now. 275 00:17:11,876 --> 00:17:12,917 Sister! 276 00:17:16,876 --> 00:17:18,560 He's really vanished. 277 00:17:18,584 --> 00:17:19,876 Sister. 278 00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:23,143 You make me worried, where have you been? 279 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:24,959 I've met a fairy! 280 00:17:25,376 --> 00:17:26,103 A fairy? 281 00:17:26,127 --> 00:17:27,376 He's very handsome! 282 00:17:28,459 --> 00:17:31,417 Very handsome? Where? 283 00:17:34,751 --> 00:17:37,876 It's bad! The fairy doesn't know where I live. 284 00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:42,667 Fairy knows everything, just don't worry. 285 00:17:42,917 --> 00:17:44,209 Heung! 286 00:17:46,751 --> 00:17:49,334 Rubbing up, rubbing down. 287 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:52,001 Rubbing all the body dirt away. 288 00:17:52,126 --> 00:17:55,001 The stink kills the fish. 289 00:17:55,167 --> 00:17:57,501 Pick the dead fish home for dinner. 290 00:17:58,209 --> 00:18:00,376 No, is he the fairy? 291 00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:05,209 Miss, what do you mean by peeping at me bathing? 292 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,042 You have nothing to let me peep at. 293 00:18:07,167 --> 00:18:08,834 Hey, you want to run away? Hey! 294 00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:10,102 Don't chase at me! 295 00:18:10,126 --> 00:18:11,268 You peeped at me bathing, don't run! 296 00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:12,584 Peeping at me bathing! 297 00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:20,876 You've peeped my chastity. 298 00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:23,626 There's nothing to see, different size and different colour. 299 00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:25,435 I don't care if they're of different size. 300 00:18:25,459 --> 00:18:28,268 You've seen my nipples, you must let me see back. 301 00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:29,459 What is it? 302 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,376 He is a bad guy. 303 00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:32,560 Bay guy? 304 00:18:32,584 --> 00:18:34,251 Bad guy, how are you? 305 00:18:34,459 --> 00:18:35,792 Go away! 306 00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:38,251 You've looked at my body, I've suffered. 307 00:18:38,292 --> 00:18:39,501 Where have you suffered? 308 00:18:41,042 --> 00:18:44,084 Here, here, and here. 309 00:18:44,251 --> 00:18:45,834 Let me mend them for you. 310 00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:47,477 Is it here? 311 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,852 What do you want to do? 312 00:18:48,876 --> 00:18:50,459 I'm expert at mending holes. 313 00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:53,209 Where are you from? You're too cocky. 314 00:18:53,584 --> 00:18:54,959 I don't understand. 315 00:18:55,751 --> 00:18:57,935 What are you, nut head? 316 00:18:57,959 --> 00:19:00,560 I'm not nut head, I am shoe-mender. 317 00:19:00,584 --> 00:19:03,727 Everyone in Choi Hung Village knows me. 318 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:05,001 Choi Hung Village? 319 00:19:05,376 --> 00:19:06,792 It's Choi Hung Village here? 320 00:19:07,459 --> 00:19:08,810 Choi Hung Village? I've found it! 321 00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,393 Brother, I've found it! It's Choi Hung Village here! 322 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,834 We have arrived! 323 00:19:15,084 --> 00:19:19,834 New Officer has arrived, keep quiet! 324 00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:25,376 New Officer has arrived, keep quiet! 325 00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:36,209 New Officer has arrived, keep quiet! 326 00:19:37,084 --> 00:19:41,643 New Officer has arrived, keep quiet! 327 00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:42,893 Welcome... 328 00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,751 Welcome Officer of the place! 329 00:19:46,459 --> 00:19:48,459 Officer, hard job from you! 330 00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:50,834 Officer, your beard is nice! 331 00:19:50,876 --> 00:19:52,227 Officer, you are very handsome! 332 00:19:52,251 --> 00:19:54,310 Offiver, your assistant is bulky! 333 00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:56,352 Officer, welcome and sign here! 334 00:19:56,376 --> 00:19:59,393 My place is grant, it's spacious too. 335 00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:01,435 It's air-conditioned upstairs. 336 00:20:01,459 --> 00:20:04,602 No service charge, no extra fee, and... 337 00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:07,893 A new Officer must show power, show them something. 338 00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:09,834 Give a pot of wine as seasonal present. 339 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,602 It's him. 340 00:20:11,626 --> 00:20:13,626 Keep quiet, all of you! 341 00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:16,709 Listen everybody. 342 00:20:16,834 --> 00:20:20,167 The leader of "Big Three" step out! 343 00:20:20,459 --> 00:20:22,935 Officer, we only have "Big Four" here, it's a good of wine. 344 00:20:22,959 --> 00:20:26,542 I mean the guys in charge of whorehouses, casinos and drug houses. 345 00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:30,167 Who is in charge of casinos here? 346 00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:32,643 Officer, we don't have casinos here, no one gambles here either. 347 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,209 Right... 348 00:20:34,417 --> 00:20:36,459 Who is in charge of heroine? 349 00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:38,102 No one sells drugs here. 350 00:20:38,126 --> 00:20:40,977 There're only a few guys who sell noodles, macaroni and spaghetti... 351 00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:42,685 ...which one do you want? 352 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,349 You want fried noodle? get it right away! 353 00:20:44,626 --> 00:20:46,060 What about whorehouses? 354 00:20:46,084 --> 00:20:48,143 Don't tell me you don't have chicks here. 355 00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:50,376 Chicks? Yes, we have. 356 00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:52,602 We've the same taste, come on... 357 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,834 Miss Chick, virgin chickens. 358 00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:02,209 - You lousy chicks! - Let me do it! 359 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:08,042 Stop, everyone stop, listen to me. 360 00:21:08,251 --> 00:21:10,268 - Let me tell you. - Interesting. 361 00:21:10,292 --> 00:21:14,667 You must all listen to my orders. 362 00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:17,560 He's Ma Lun Tai, he's the real boss here. 363 00:21:17,584 --> 00:21:21,501 "You must bribe me if you have difficulties." 364 00:21:21,542 --> 00:21:25,185 "You must listen to my orders." 365 00:21:25,209 --> 00:21:30,352 "You must send me money during festivals." 366 00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:33,852 "Don't play me a fool, hurry up!" 367 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:37,143 "Everyone stop." 368 00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:41,042 "You must listen to me." 369 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:46,477 "You must all listen to my orders." 370 00:21:46,501 --> 00:21:48,727 Alter? No, we only steam buns, not alter. 371 00:21:48,751 --> 00:21:50,852 "Hey, you play me a fool?" 372 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:56,167 "If you stir up trouble, I'll press you down." 373 00:21:56,417 --> 00:21:59,185 "You all put on my nerves." 374 00:21:59,209 --> 00:22:01,459 Hey, are you listening to me? 375 00:22:17,542 --> 00:22:18,834 Yeah! 376 00:22:24,001 --> 00:22:27,417 When Officer arrived, he entertained us with singing. 377 00:22:27,584 --> 00:22:30,810 But I don't understand why he sang so loudly. 378 00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:33,185 What song did he sing such expression? 379 00:22:33,209 --> 00:22:34,602 "Love Trap"? 380 00:22:34,626 --> 00:22:35,727 "Love Fever"? 381 00:22:35,751 --> 00:22:37,292 You have fever. 382 00:22:37,376 --> 00:22:40,435 The man over there was the one I met last time. 383 00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:41,810 Fairy? 384 00:22:41,834 --> 00:22:44,501 Stink man! Testeless! 385 00:22:45,959 --> 00:22:47,727 I don't know why you love him. 386 00:22:47,751 --> 00:22:49,709 I say you mistake him for someone else. 387 00:22:49,751 --> 00:22:52,268 No, I must see him again. 388 00:22:52,292 --> 00:22:53,917 Chi Wan. 389 00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:59,751 You're from a rich family, you must be a fair lady. 390 00:23:00,042 --> 00:23:01,019 Aunt... 391 00:23:01,043 --> 00:23:03,501 I know what to do. 392 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:08,292 I'll invite them over for a dinner, 393 00:23:08,334 --> 00:23:11,977 then you have a chance to see them again. 394 00:23:12,001 --> 00:23:13,435 Good idea. 395 00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:16,227 You can then meet your so-called fairy again. 396 00:23:16,251 --> 00:23:18,352 And the "beard" Officer. 397 00:23:18,376 --> 00:23:19,560 "Beard"? 398 00:23:19,584 --> 00:23:22,459 That Officer has a beard. 399 00:23:22,959 --> 00:23:24,060 Aunt! 400 00:23:24,084 --> 00:23:28,459 You bitch, I'll deduce from your salary the fee for the medicine. 401 00:23:29,126 --> 00:23:30,501 It's okay, don't panic. 402 00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:33,501 I have much salary, more than enough. 403 00:23:44,126 --> 00:23:48,626 "The fan matches the light make-up." 404 00:23:49,501 --> 00:23:53,917 "The regards with the fan." 405 00:23:54,584 --> 00:23:59,542 "Looking at my love." 406 00:23:59,709 --> 00:24:02,935 "I'm bewidered by her." 407 00:24:02,959 --> 00:24:08,084 "I want to peep at her under the stars." 408 00:24:09,042 --> 00:24:13,792 "You're not common guy." 409 00:24:13,917 --> 00:24:18,667 "Don't be rude." 410 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:25,417 "I'm excited when I see you." 411 00:24:25,709 --> 00:24:28,893 "I become bad when I think of you." 412 00:24:28,917 --> 00:24:34,001 "You must know my mind." 413 00:24:35,292 --> 00:24:37,727 "I must see you tonight." 414 00:24:37,751 --> 00:24:40,751 "You must fly down from the sky." 415 00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:43,626 "I get so nervous." 416 00:24:45,501 --> 00:24:50,393 "Don't be sly with me." 417 00:24:50,417 --> 00:24:55,667 "I want to fix my marriage with you." 418 00:24:55,959 --> 00:25:00,084 "I hope you will cherish our fate." 419 00:25:00,292 --> 00:25:02,893 "Flying in the clouds." 420 00:25:02,917 --> 00:25:10,501 "However, I am only a human being." 421 00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:15,584 "I fear our marriage will be hindered." 422 00:25:15,751 --> 00:25:20,334 "You must know my love to you." 423 00:25:20,584 --> 00:25:25,268 "Tonight, when there is moonlight," 424 00:25:25,292 --> 00:25:31,209 "we must make an oath." 425 00:25:38,626 --> 00:25:41,542 Why are you fairies so nervous? 426 00:25:41,876 --> 00:25:43,334 Excuse me... 427 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:47,459 Tell you frankly, I am not a fairy. 428 00:25:48,376 --> 00:25:50,417 - You are not a fairy? - No. 429 00:25:50,459 --> 00:25:52,167 What is your name? 430 00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:54,084 I'm called Ma Lun... 431 00:25:55,167 --> 00:25:58,792 If I tell you my whole name, it sounds foul language. 432 00:25:59,376 --> 00:26:01,876 I have a nickname, Tok Choi, 433 00:26:02,084 --> 00:26:03,584 of Mok Chuen. 434 00:26:04,001 --> 00:26:05,959 Mok Chuen Tok Choi? 435 00:26:06,084 --> 00:26:07,584 Right. 436 00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:10,768 Chi Wan. 437 00:26:10,792 --> 00:26:12,209 Someone is coming! 438 00:26:15,417 --> 00:26:16,768 Chi Wan. 439 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:20,876 Miss, Madam's head is mis-posititoned. 440 00:26:20,917 --> 00:26:22,518 Stop crying. 441 00:26:22,542 --> 00:26:25,709 Chi Wan, come and help me fix my head. 442 00:26:26,709 --> 00:26:30,060 Gau Gau, stand here. 443 00:26:30,084 --> 00:26:31,709 Aunt, come here. 444 00:26:31,792 --> 00:26:33,352 Let count, 123. 445 00:26:33,376 --> 00:26:36,251 1, 2, 3! 446 00:26:41,709 --> 00:26:43,584 I'll show up again. 447 00:26:44,751 --> 00:26:48,292 I've missed you since you left, 448 00:26:49,001 --> 00:26:52,917 I miss you 24 hours a day. 449 00:26:57,876 --> 00:27:00,167 Miss Chi Wan, it's you? 450 00:27:00,501 --> 00:27:02,435 I miss you, handsome guy. 451 00:27:02,459 --> 00:27:03,834 Me too. 452 00:27:05,334 --> 00:27:07,310 Your skin is delicate. 453 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,376 Thanks. 454 00:27:08,626 --> 00:27:10,084 Let me kiss you. 455 00:27:10,751 --> 00:27:13,060 Here? Aren't you a bit too hurried? 456 00:27:13,084 --> 00:27:14,602 You're shy, handsome? 457 00:27:14,626 --> 00:27:17,102 No, but here is not a romantic place for a kiss. 458 00:27:17,126 --> 00:27:19,709 Romantic? Kiss me quick! 459 00:27:19,876 --> 00:27:21,268 Someone is here! 460 00:27:21,292 --> 00:27:23,792 Someone is here, it's bad if she hears this. 461 00:27:23,917 --> 00:27:25,459 She's deaf. 462 00:27:26,584 --> 00:27:27,959 I won't hear anything. 463 00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:31,334 Someone is here again, it's bad if he sees this. 464 00:27:31,584 --> 00:27:33,459 He's blind! 465 00:27:34,542 --> 00:27:35,478 I won't see anything. 466 00:27:35,502 --> 00:27:38,042 Stop being lousy, accompany me tonight! 467 00:27:42,751 --> 00:27:47,626 Miss, I never expected you would say this to me. 468 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:51,084 Miss, you're from a rich family, 469 00:27:51,167 --> 00:27:53,917 I am also from a renowned family, 470 00:27:54,167 --> 00:27:58,084 we must talk about moral and politeness. 471 00:27:59,084 --> 00:28:04,209 It's adultery affairs if we have casual sex. 472 00:28:05,167 --> 00:28:09,459 Miss, if you force me to proceed with this adultery affairs... 473 00:28:09,584 --> 00:28:11,935 ...I'd rather knock my head against the wall, 474 00:28:11,959 --> 00:28:14,084 I'd rather die to show my chastity! 475 00:28:22,376 --> 00:28:24,084 Lust dream... 476 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:31,626 Dirty... 477 00:28:33,792 --> 00:28:35,251 Dirty! 478 00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:42,810 I've prepared vegetarian food for you. 479 00:28:42,834 --> 00:28:43,811 Vegetarian food? 480 00:28:43,835 --> 00:28:45,643 No wonder all villagers here is as poor as mice. 481 00:28:45,667 --> 00:28:47,435 Mrs. Minister is a vegetarian. 482 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:49,352 Look, she's head mis-posititons out of malnutrition. 483 00:28:49,376 --> 00:28:53,042 No, there's dance as entertainment. 484 00:28:53,167 --> 00:28:54,667 Sex dance? 485 00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:12,602 What are you waiting for? Dance at once! 486 00:29:12,626 --> 00:29:15,459 - Not me. - Of course not you. 487 00:29:15,584 --> 00:29:18,251 This dance is tradition of our village. 488 00:29:18,292 --> 00:29:21,310 It's handed down generation to generation. 489 00:29:21,334 --> 00:29:23,709 Good... sex dancing is good... 490 00:29:46,459 --> 00:29:47,977 Is this the sex dance? 491 00:29:48,001 --> 00:29:51,667 Yes, it's Fire Dance, is it good? 492 00:30:01,501 --> 00:30:03,126 "Beard"? 493 00:30:04,209 --> 00:30:07,393 Sir, are you called "Beard"? Were you born in year of Ram? 494 00:30:07,417 --> 00:30:08,768 Who is she? 495 00:30:08,792 --> 00:30:10,685 She's my maid, Gau Gau. 496 00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:13,810 Stop fooling, you'll frighten others. 497 00:30:13,834 --> 00:30:17,435 But she's kind-hearted. 498 00:30:17,459 --> 00:30:19,435 I just don't understand. 499 00:30:19,459 --> 00:30:22,310 Are you all playing a fool? Are you all really so naive? 500 00:30:22,334 --> 00:30:25,310 Human being has weakness, they have lusts. 501 00:30:25,334 --> 00:30:29,935 In Choi Hung Village, our lusts are friendship and gratitude. 502 00:30:29,959 --> 00:30:32,393 All villagers like listening to me. 503 00:30:32,417 --> 00:30:34,643 They all are good people. 504 00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:37,227 Let me tell you, you've made everyone an idiot. 505 00:30:37,251 --> 00:30:39,185 They'll all die of hunger, poverty or boredom. 506 00:30:39,209 --> 00:30:43,102 Mrs. Minister, I say you've suppressed their naivete. 507 00:30:43,126 --> 00:30:46,685 But don't panic, I can help resuming their suppressed characters. 508 00:30:46,709 --> 00:30:48,185 It's not that easy. 509 00:30:48,209 --> 00:30:49,268 Let's bet. 510 00:30:49,292 --> 00:30:53,685 I must make them show up their real face within 7 days. 511 00:30:53,709 --> 00:30:56,227 If I lose, we two brothers will disappear at once. 512 00:30:56,251 --> 00:30:59,352 If we win, you must leave Choi Hung Village at once. 513 00:30:59,376 --> 00:31:01,876 Don't complain that we're bullying you two widows. 514 00:31:02,209 --> 00:31:03,501 Daring! 515 00:31:05,209 --> 00:31:06,977 Please mind your words. 516 00:31:07,001 --> 00:31:10,477 Chi Wan, if this lad is your dream boy... 517 00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:12,935 ...you'd better kill me. 518 00:31:12,959 --> 00:31:15,084 Of course not, Aunt. 519 00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:18,167 You are a bulky culprit! 520 00:31:21,667 --> 00:31:23,185 She's the prettiest girl in the village! 521 00:31:23,209 --> 00:31:24,792 She's really beautiful! 522 00:31:25,542 --> 00:31:26,792 See them out! 523 00:31:26,876 --> 00:31:28,542 I can save from seeing doctor. 524 00:31:33,876 --> 00:31:35,126 It's him. 525 00:31:36,292 --> 00:31:40,393 The two brothers have different character, but both are sly. 526 00:31:40,417 --> 00:31:43,643 The younger brother is Lun Kui, he's rude and impolite. 527 00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:45,893 He keeps calling whores. 528 00:31:45,917 --> 00:31:48,352 The big brother is called Lun Tai. 529 00:31:48,376 --> 00:31:53,667 He's cocky, I don't know what he is good at. 530 00:31:55,084 --> 00:31:56,751 Why are you wet over? 531 00:31:57,751 --> 00:31:58,893 Ma Lun... 532 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,042 Tai! 533 00:32:06,042 --> 00:32:08,852 Stand properly, my villagers. 534 00:32:08,876 --> 00:32:11,959 Mrs. Minister is giving away big buns! 535 00:32:15,959 --> 00:32:17,376 I am so happy. 536 00:32:17,876 --> 00:32:19,643 Eat slowly. 537 00:32:19,667 --> 00:32:21,643 Are they really happy? 538 00:32:21,667 --> 00:32:22,603 Yes, Aunt. 539 00:32:22,627 --> 00:32:24,102 Go on giving away buns. 540 00:32:24,126 --> 00:32:25,251 Yes. 541 00:32:32,626 --> 00:32:33,518 He! 542 00:32:33,542 --> 00:32:34,268 What is it? 543 00:32:34,292 --> 00:32:35,292 He? 544 00:32:36,459 --> 00:32:37,436 Your fairy? 545 00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:39,001 Mok Chuen Tok Choi! 546 00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:41,792 He's stylish! 547 00:32:43,834 --> 00:32:45,167 Miss. 548 00:32:46,042 --> 00:32:48,876 Please give me two buns, have mercy on me. 549 00:32:49,209 --> 00:32:51,542 But you're not from Choi Hung Village. 550 00:32:52,126 --> 00:32:53,751 Right, I am alien worker. 551 00:32:54,209 --> 00:32:57,001 Charity shouldn't be classified. 552 00:32:57,626 --> 00:33:00,917 If you tell me your name, I'll give you a bun. 553 00:33:02,376 --> 00:33:04,417 My name is worth a bun? 554 00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:07,542 - You're bad. - Give way! 555 00:33:07,917 --> 00:33:09,185 Pretty girl. 556 00:33:09,209 --> 00:33:10,501 Why do you come here? 557 00:33:11,334 --> 00:33:12,893 Let me eat your bun. 558 00:33:12,917 --> 00:33:14,268 Please line up! 559 00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:15,310 Line up... 560 00:33:15,334 --> 00:33:17,435 What is it? 561 00:33:17,459 --> 00:33:19,602 This bad guy is fooling here. 562 00:33:19,626 --> 00:33:23,268 Madam, let me massage your neck. 563 00:33:23,292 --> 00:33:23,978 Good. 564 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,310 Pretty, will you give me a pair of buns? 565 00:33:26,334 --> 00:33:27,935 You must line up! 566 00:33:27,959 --> 00:33:30,518 Hey, line up! Follow the rules! 567 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,001 None of your business! 568 00:33:32,417 --> 00:33:39,667 Line up!...Line up! 569 00:33:40,209 --> 00:33:41,893 Man, why are you irritable? 570 00:33:41,917 --> 00:33:44,251 You can see he's not from our village. 571 00:33:55,792 --> 00:33:58,709 I love the all-round Tok Choi! 572 00:33:59,626 --> 00:34:01,667 You're smart. 573 00:34:01,709 --> 00:34:03,143 What do you think? 574 00:34:03,167 --> 00:34:04,792 I'm smarter! 575 00:34:36,792 --> 00:34:38,751 I must make you show your real face. 576 00:35:09,709 --> 00:35:10,792 Be careful! 577 00:35:16,459 --> 00:35:17,959 Ma Lun Kui! 578 00:35:20,459 --> 00:35:23,334 Your brother is an officer, do you obey the national rules? 579 00:35:37,959 --> 00:35:39,084 Hey, Tai Oh... 580 00:35:40,042 --> 00:35:41,292 Hey, Tai Oh... 581 00:35:41,876 --> 00:35:43,126 Isn't this yours? 582 00:35:43,292 --> 00:35:45,376 How come I have so much? Of course it's not mine. 583 00:35:45,792 --> 00:35:47,667 Didn't you drop it accidentally? 584 00:35:47,751 --> 00:35:50,376 You've dropped it, take it back. 585 00:35:50,667 --> 00:35:51,792 Me? 586 00:35:52,084 --> 00:35:53,584 It's good if I have so much money. 587 00:35:55,417 --> 00:35:57,685 Hey... why don't you pick it up? 588 00:35:57,709 --> 00:35:59,060 But it's not mine. 589 00:35:59,084 --> 00:36:00,977 If you put it here, others will pick it up. 590 00:36:01,001 --> 00:36:02,018 No. 591 00:36:02,042 --> 00:36:05,102 The one who dropped it will come back and look for it, don't worry. 592 00:36:05,126 --> 00:36:07,917 Don't you think you're stupid if I take it away? 593 00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:09,917 Don't you want money? 594 00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:12,542 Do you know money is very important? 595 00:36:12,751 --> 00:36:17,060 I know, but there're many things in this world more important than money. 596 00:36:17,084 --> 00:36:18,959 What exactly do you like? 597 00:36:19,876 --> 00:36:24,334 "In fact I..." 598 00:36:24,417 --> 00:36:26,626 "...only have her in my mind." 599 00:36:26,959 --> 00:36:30,667 "She makes me proud." 600 00:36:30,876 --> 00:36:34,501 "I only have her in my mind." 601 00:36:34,834 --> 00:36:38,709 "She's so pretty and flawless." 602 00:36:38,876 --> 00:36:42,667 "Money is not important." 603 00:36:42,792 --> 00:36:46,376 "Her frankness moves everyone." 604 00:36:46,584 --> 00:36:49,935 "She is like a rainbow." 605 00:36:49,959 --> 00:36:55,084 "She's colourful." 606 00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:01,084 Here is it. 607 00:37:01,167 --> 00:37:02,518 - Morning, Mr. Li. - Morning. 608 00:37:02,542 --> 00:37:05,018 Sorry that you deliver it yourself. 609 00:37:05,042 --> 00:37:07,560 No, it's not troublesome at all, two nutritious wine. 610 00:37:07,584 --> 00:37:10,102 Thanks, let me settle the bill, wait. 611 00:37:10,126 --> 00:37:12,143 You needn't hurry. 612 00:37:12,167 --> 00:37:13,626 I'll put them outside. 613 00:37:23,334 --> 00:37:24,560 Thanks, Mr. Li. 614 00:37:24,584 --> 00:37:26,292 - This is the change. - Thanks. 615 00:37:28,584 --> 00:37:30,084 This underwear is mine? 616 00:37:30,459 --> 00:37:31,751 You're cold? 617 00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:34,792 Let me get you another thicker jacket. 618 00:37:37,042 --> 00:37:39,542 Why did I do that? 619 00:37:43,001 --> 00:37:45,001 It's bad! I have lust! 620 00:37:51,792 --> 00:37:53,501 Mr. Li, you really feel cold? 621 00:37:54,251 --> 00:37:55,584 Yes... 622 00:37:55,917 --> 00:37:58,126 Put on this at once. 623 00:37:58,751 --> 00:38:01,209 This is thick, the underwear can't keep you warm. 624 00:38:01,542 --> 00:38:03,417 - This is your change. - Thank you. 625 00:38:03,709 --> 00:38:04,893 Sorry, I'll leave now. 626 00:38:04,917 --> 00:38:06,876 Take care, Mr. Li. 627 00:38:09,584 --> 00:38:11,751 Are people here really human being? 628 00:38:16,042 --> 00:38:20,709 Why did I steal the underwear? 629 00:38:24,709 --> 00:38:26,268 - Mr. Li. - Yes. 630 00:38:26,292 --> 00:38:27,542 Morning! 631 00:38:29,626 --> 00:38:31,001 What are you doing? 632 00:38:31,709 --> 00:38:33,126 Nothing. 633 00:38:33,834 --> 00:38:36,209 I'll leave then, bye. 634 00:39:10,167 --> 00:39:12,292 Miss, why are you so excited? 635 00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:13,935 Why are you here? 636 00:39:13,959 --> 00:39:15,251 I come for you. 637 00:39:15,626 --> 00:39:17,310 - For me? - Right. 638 00:39:17,334 --> 00:39:19,501 It's not convenient to talk here, let's go that way. 639 00:39:21,417 --> 00:39:23,417 No one is around, go ahead. 640 00:39:24,001 --> 00:39:26,602 Right, me and Miss Chi Wan are love at first sight. 641 00:39:26,626 --> 00:39:28,060 You're so direct. 642 00:39:28,084 --> 00:39:30,126 I don't want to beat the bush. 643 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:31,560 So I want you to help me... 644 00:39:31,584 --> 00:39:33,435 Want me to be the bride's maid? 645 00:39:33,459 --> 00:39:35,126 I fear I'll get married before you. 646 00:39:35,251 --> 00:39:36,876 You're also very direct. 647 00:39:37,126 --> 00:39:39,352 I want to ask you what Miss Chi Wan loves. 648 00:39:39,376 --> 00:39:40,751 Getting married. 649 00:39:41,334 --> 00:39:44,435 I want to send her something before she gets married, as a surprise. 650 00:39:44,459 --> 00:39:45,542 What to send her? 651 00:39:45,626 --> 00:39:48,768 I know she loves her fan most. 652 00:39:48,792 --> 00:39:51,709 But the fan broke when she rescued you last time. 653 00:39:52,001 --> 00:39:53,393 I am to blam. 654 00:39:53,417 --> 00:39:56,084 You can send her a new fan as return. 655 00:39:56,542 --> 00:40:00,709 Right, I can even write a poem on it. 656 00:40:01,292 --> 00:40:03,376 It's very romantic! 657 00:40:05,126 --> 00:40:06,959 Where can I buy a fan in Choi Hung Village? 658 00:40:07,209 --> 00:40:10,126 All fans are imported from outside. 659 00:40:11,751 --> 00:40:13,917 You're tricky, help me figure it out. 660 00:40:15,209 --> 00:40:16,477 Why must I help you? 661 00:40:16,501 --> 00:40:17,959 Chocolate! 662 00:40:18,751 --> 00:40:21,977 I asked my foreign friends from Silk Road... 663 00:40:22,001 --> 00:40:25,310 ...to buy me this chocolate, all girls love it. 664 00:40:25,334 --> 00:40:27,126 Try it, Miss. 665 00:40:28,251 --> 00:40:29,459 Is it delicious? 666 00:40:30,376 --> 00:40:32,935 I can give it all to you, but you must do me a favour. 667 00:40:32,959 --> 00:40:34,584 And you must keep it a secret. 668 00:40:39,292 --> 00:40:40,751 Someone is around, I'll leave now. 669 00:40:44,417 --> 00:40:45,353 Dup. 670 00:40:45,377 --> 00:40:46,542 Who is he? 671 00:40:47,042 --> 00:40:48,417 I won't tell you. 672 00:40:48,751 --> 00:40:50,334 What were you talking about? 673 00:40:51,376 --> 00:40:53,459 It's the secret between us. 674 00:40:55,959 --> 00:40:57,334 Secret? 675 00:40:57,834 --> 00:40:59,167 Why are you so happy? 676 00:40:59,667 --> 00:41:01,167 Why are you smiling sweetly? 677 00:41:08,209 --> 00:41:11,001 You're irritable! 678 00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:14,542 Come on, it's cold. 679 00:41:17,417 --> 00:41:19,959 Still thinking? Let me give you a splash. 680 00:41:24,876 --> 00:41:26,542 No, I have lust. 681 00:41:28,501 --> 00:41:30,167 Lust? 682 00:41:33,917 --> 00:41:35,751 Let me take a nap. 683 00:41:37,084 --> 00:41:38,542 Why are you here? 684 00:41:39,167 --> 00:41:40,667 I'm waiting for you, "Beard". 685 00:41:40,792 --> 00:41:42,084 What do you want? 686 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,709 I want to do sex dance for you. 687 00:41:44,792 --> 00:41:47,268 Your dance is dirty and lousy. 688 00:41:47,292 --> 00:41:50,334 You make me bored, go away now. 689 00:41:50,376 --> 00:41:54,167 Don't be like this, come on, let me dance for you. 690 00:41:54,292 --> 00:41:59,667 "Under my seducing dance," 691 00:41:59,709 --> 00:42:04,292 "you will surely..." 692 00:42:04,917 --> 00:42:06,251 Mee... 693 00:42:06,584 --> 00:42:11,643 "Look at my seducing eyes," 694 00:42:11,667 --> 00:42:16,292 "you will surely..." 695 00:42:16,626 --> 00:42:18,209 Mee... 696 00:42:18,334 --> 00:42:22,459 "You are lucky to meet me." 697 00:42:22,792 --> 00:42:26,667 "I know how to make nutritious food." 698 00:42:26,751 --> 00:42:32,834 "You need not go to fever." 699 00:42:34,917 --> 00:42:38,417 "Fate links us together." 700 00:42:38,792 --> 00:42:42,459 "It is your luck to marry me." 701 00:42:43,001 --> 00:42:47,876 "Let us fever tonight." 702 00:42:47,959 --> 00:42:52,126 "Don't ask, let us fever." 703 00:42:53,876 --> 00:43:00,876 "Let us create love." 704 00:43:02,334 --> 00:43:04,667 "Come on..." 705 00:43:04,834 --> 00:43:06,209 Mee... 706 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:08,667 "Come on..." 707 00:43:08,792 --> 00:43:10,126 Mee... 708 00:43:10,376 --> 00:43:12,810 "Come and go to bed." 709 00:43:12,834 --> 00:43:14,584 Mee... 710 00:43:15,709 --> 00:43:17,334 Wine will make us mad. 711 00:43:17,459 --> 00:43:20,060 With this drug, it'll turn people more mad. 712 00:43:20,084 --> 00:43:22,435 I must teach them how to call whores and gamble. 713 00:43:22,459 --> 00:43:25,501 I must make this a horny village. 714 00:43:25,667 --> 00:43:27,417 Mee... 715 00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:32,334 Thread Kiu. 716 00:43:33,751 --> 00:43:35,935 Tai Oh, Mr. Li isn't delivering today? 717 00:43:35,959 --> 00:43:37,227 He's ill. 718 00:43:37,251 --> 00:43:40,977 I'm ill too, all cats cry flirty these two nights. 719 00:43:41,001 --> 00:43:43,518 I didn't sleep a blink, it's never happened before. 720 00:43:43,542 --> 00:43:46,060 Right, after delivering, I'll go back to sleep. 721 00:43:46,084 --> 00:43:47,268 Okay, thanks. 722 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:48,709 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 723 00:43:49,209 --> 00:43:51,001 Let me drink some wine. 724 00:43:58,542 --> 00:44:00,126 It's hot... 725 00:44:12,292 --> 00:44:13,810 Master, you want to buy something? 726 00:44:13,834 --> 00:44:16,209 Yes, I want to buy... 727 00:44:17,084 --> 00:44:18,459 ...your fan. 728 00:44:18,626 --> 00:44:20,227 - The fan is nice. - Yes, it is. 729 00:44:20,251 --> 00:44:22,084 But I only have one fan. 730 00:44:22,209 --> 00:44:24,459 Madam, you're drinking madly at day time? 731 00:44:24,542 --> 00:44:27,709 Why call me Madam? I'm not married yet. 732 00:44:28,084 --> 00:44:30,477 "Good fan, with gold thread." 733 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:32,768 "It's the perfect fan for you." 734 00:44:32,792 --> 00:44:38,268 "You're handsome, smart and sexy." 735 00:44:38,292 --> 00:44:40,768 "Let me touch the fan." 736 00:44:40,792 --> 00:44:43,185 "I want to become your fan." 737 00:44:43,209 --> 00:44:45,334 "You're sticking around me." 738 00:44:45,542 --> 00:44:49,102 "I hope you will not say this out." 739 00:44:49,126 --> 00:44:51,435 "I will not have mercy on you." 740 00:44:51,459 --> 00:44:54,018 "I have relied on fate already." 741 00:44:54,042 --> 00:44:57,584 "I only have one lover." 742 00:44:58,876 --> 00:45:00,602 So you only have one lover? 743 00:45:00,626 --> 00:45:03,268 Who's the lucky girl then? 744 00:45:03,292 --> 00:45:04,893 I won't tell this to you. 745 00:45:04,917 --> 00:45:06,334 I'll buy this fan anyway. 746 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:14,501 Fix this as soon as possible, ask them to start work at once. 747 00:45:16,376 --> 00:45:18,685 Why do so many men come here today? 748 00:45:18,709 --> 00:45:21,227 Officer, what induces you to come here? 749 00:45:21,251 --> 00:45:22,959 You're really flirty. 750 00:45:23,001 --> 00:45:24,352 I have something good for you. 751 00:45:24,376 --> 00:45:26,935 Make this shop into whorehouse, you'll be in charge. 752 00:45:26,959 --> 00:45:29,602 But men of Choi Hung Village never call whores. 753 00:45:29,626 --> 00:45:31,185 All men are horny. 754 00:45:31,209 --> 00:45:33,102 We must do visitors' business as well. 755 00:45:33,126 --> 00:45:36,435 But women of Choi Hung Village won't become whores. 756 00:45:36,459 --> 00:45:39,876 We can import alien girls as prostitutes. They are coming. 757 00:45:41,042 --> 00:45:43,959 Alien girls? Where are there alien girls? 758 00:45:47,876 --> 00:45:51,292 Mamasan, they're waiting for you, quick. Coming. 759 00:45:54,792 --> 00:45:56,042 What are these change to? 760 00:45:56,584 --> 00:45:58,126 Very pretty girl! 761 00:46:09,042 --> 00:46:10,751 Morning, Mr. Li. 762 00:46:13,334 --> 00:46:14,768 Morning, pretty. 763 00:46:14,792 --> 00:46:17,292 You... are drinking? 764 00:46:18,084 --> 00:46:20,959 It's nutritious, have some? 765 00:46:21,334 --> 00:46:22,626 Where's Heung? 766 00:46:23,334 --> 00:46:25,352 Heung? You want to talk to her? 767 00:46:25,376 --> 00:46:26,584 Right. 768 00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:28,959 She has no time to talk with you now. 769 00:46:29,334 --> 00:46:30,685 She has another guy! 770 00:46:30,709 --> 00:46:32,792 Dup? 771 00:46:34,084 --> 00:46:36,084 Of course it's not Dup. 772 00:46:37,459 --> 00:46:39,876 You really think Heung is an innocent girl? 773 00:46:40,292 --> 00:46:42,501 She's indeed a flirty lady! 774 00:46:44,042 --> 00:46:45,584 Go and find her over there. 775 00:46:46,959 --> 00:46:50,685 I come from other place, I love wandering. 776 00:46:50,709 --> 00:46:54,876 I am only visitor here, I am longing for home. 777 00:46:55,667 --> 00:47:00,209 "Clouds, please help me understand girls." 778 00:47:00,626 --> 00:47:03,143 "The music is relaxing." 779 00:47:03,167 --> 00:47:05,501 "I hope Heaven will pity me." 780 00:47:05,667 --> 00:47:10,209 "I hope I can get close to my lover." 781 00:47:10,584 --> 00:47:12,977 "Jealous people look at us." 782 00:47:13,001 --> 00:47:15,477 "To be a go-between for you." 783 00:47:15,501 --> 00:47:19,959 "My love express from my verse." 784 00:47:25,376 --> 00:47:30,001 "How can you bear misery?" 785 00:47:30,292 --> 00:47:34,626 "It's in vain to trust her." 786 00:47:34,792 --> 00:47:37,185 "Sisters' friendship become enemies." 787 00:47:37,209 --> 00:47:39,709 "She is so cunning." 788 00:47:39,959 --> 00:47:44,084 "Why must you betray me, my lover?" 789 00:47:44,626 --> 00:47:47,001 "I must kill the adulterer." 790 00:47:47,209 --> 00:47:49,584 "I must kill the flirty woman!" 791 00:47:49,751 --> 00:47:50,751 "I must kill..." 792 00:47:50,834 --> 00:47:54,084 "Clouds, please help me understand girls." 793 00:47:54,501 --> 00:47:56,935 "The music is relaxing." 794 00:47:56,959 --> 00:47:59,393 "I hope Heaven will pity me." 795 00:47:59,417 --> 00:48:03,792 "I hope I can get close to my lover." 796 00:48:04,209 --> 00:48:06,459 "Show her my love," 797 00:48:06,584 --> 00:48:08,834 "To make her happy." 798 00:48:08,876 --> 00:48:12,209 "Reading the poem can lure me to sleep." 799 00:48:13,667 --> 00:48:16,084 "Kill the adulterer." 800 00:48:16,126 --> 00:48:19,917 "Kill! Kill! Kill!" 801 00:48:23,209 --> 00:48:26,060 Sister, come out. 802 00:48:26,084 --> 00:48:27,626 Sister, open the door. 803 00:48:28,126 --> 00:48:30,001 Sister, quick. 804 00:48:30,751 --> 00:48:32,542 How dare you come to see me again? 805 00:48:32,876 --> 00:48:34,792 I want to give you a surprise. 806 00:48:35,459 --> 00:48:37,792 Thanks, I am very surprised! 807 00:48:37,834 --> 00:48:38,917 Good night. 808 00:48:39,626 --> 00:48:41,435 Hey, what are you doing? 809 00:48:41,459 --> 00:48:43,352 Open the door, I really have something for you. 810 00:48:43,376 --> 00:48:45,584 Hey, quick, open the door. 811 00:48:46,167 --> 00:48:47,709 I also have something to give you. 812 00:48:48,084 --> 00:48:49,501 Eat bananas! 813 00:48:49,834 --> 00:48:51,751 Bitch, flirty woman! 814 00:48:52,417 --> 00:48:55,459 Why did you say such rude remarks? 815 00:48:55,584 --> 00:48:56,959 You scold me? 816 00:48:57,501 --> 00:48:59,917 Of course I'll eat the banana, I won't waste it. 817 00:49:01,376 --> 00:49:04,501 Take it, I've done my part already. 818 00:49:04,751 --> 00:49:07,542 I don't care, you have no gratitude to me. 819 00:49:11,751 --> 00:49:14,167 She dropped the fan when she's eating the banana. 820 00:49:16,834 --> 00:49:18,542 A real bitch! 821 00:49:19,626 --> 00:49:20,959 I... 822 00:49:21,376 --> 00:49:22,518 ...other... 823 00:49:22,542 --> 00:49:23,751 ...wandering... 824 00:49:23,959 --> 00:49:25,459 I can only read these three words. 825 00:49:26,584 --> 00:49:28,042 I must study hard. 826 00:49:30,584 --> 00:49:31,768 Madam, something is strange. 827 00:49:31,792 --> 00:49:33,792 There are two buns left today. 828 00:49:33,917 --> 00:49:36,626 Let me eat them, don't waste them. 829 00:49:37,459 --> 00:49:41,459 It's hot, why am I so hot? 830 00:49:41,709 --> 00:49:43,334 Open all the windows for me. 831 00:49:44,167 --> 00:49:46,084 Let me find a screw-driver first. 832 00:49:48,667 --> 00:49:50,709 Madam, you're not yet asleep? 833 00:49:51,959 --> 00:49:53,501 Asleep? 834 00:49:54,001 --> 00:49:55,709 Dup, come here. 835 00:49:58,834 --> 00:50:00,935 Dup, Dup... 836 00:50:00,959 --> 00:50:02,727 Madam, do you know how to read? 837 00:50:02,751 --> 00:50:05,001 Could you tell me what these words are? 838 00:50:05,084 --> 00:50:06,501 These words? 839 00:50:07,084 --> 00:50:08,768 You're naughty. 840 00:50:08,792 --> 00:50:10,560 Come, come and eat buns with me. 841 00:50:10,584 --> 00:50:12,667 I'll feed you with buns. 842 00:50:12,876 --> 00:50:14,167 Madam, you... 843 00:50:14,751 --> 00:50:22,751 "La..." 844 00:50:27,459 --> 00:50:35,459 "Do you know the buns will turn stale tomorrow?" 845 00:50:37,876 --> 00:50:41,501 "Let's fever and eat buns." 846 00:50:41,667 --> 00:50:45,334 "We must eat up all the buns." 847 00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:49,001 "Let's fever and eat buns." 848 00:50:49,292 --> 00:50:53,126 "As the buns will turn stale tomorrow." 849 00:50:53,167 --> 00:50:56,417 "We must be happy as love has come." 850 00:50:57,459 --> 00:51:00,459 "Let's eat buns together." 851 00:51:00,792 --> 00:51:04,501 "We must get drunk and talking." 852 00:51:05,042 --> 00:51:08,459 "Dup, we must eat buns together." 853 00:51:08,584 --> 00:51:12,393 "Let's fever and eat buns, come on..." 854 00:51:12,417 --> 00:51:16,001 "We must eat up all the buns." 855 00:51:16,209 --> 00:51:19,626 "Let's fever and eat buns." 856 00:51:19,917 --> 00:51:23,667 "As the buns will turn stale tomorrow." 857 00:51:23,792 --> 00:51:26,167 "As the buns will turn..." 858 00:51:27,376 --> 00:51:31,417 "...stale tomorrow!" 859 00:51:31,959 --> 00:51:33,542 Good! 860 00:51:34,167 --> 00:51:36,477 Fuk! Luk! 861 00:51:36,501 --> 00:51:39,227 Help Madam back to the bedroom, it's bad. 862 00:51:39,251 --> 00:51:41,268 Madam, no... 863 00:51:41,292 --> 00:51:43,292 No, you mustn't molest me. 864 00:51:44,001 --> 00:51:45,602 Madam... 865 00:51:45,626 --> 00:51:46,977 The buns are good. 866 00:51:47,001 --> 00:51:49,977 Dup... I treat you with the buns... 867 00:51:50,001 --> 00:51:51,876 How can I face others? 868 00:51:58,834 --> 00:52:00,417 It's really mighty. 869 00:52:02,209 --> 00:52:04,417 I must take a bath, then fan this more. 870 00:52:16,501 --> 00:52:17,626 Chi Wan! 871 00:52:17,792 --> 00:52:19,334 Chi Wan, it's me. 872 00:52:19,792 --> 00:52:20,917 Chi Wan! 873 00:52:22,876 --> 00:52:24,001 Chi Wan. 874 00:52:29,001 --> 00:52:30,959 It hurts much... 875 00:52:31,792 --> 00:52:34,001 It's bad, you've stuck my middle finger... 876 00:52:43,876 --> 00:52:46,268 Chi Wan, why did you treat me this way? 877 00:52:46,292 --> 00:52:47,501 It hurts so much. 878 00:52:47,667 --> 00:52:48,709 It hurts? 879 00:52:48,876 --> 00:52:51,376 I don't know why the more you hurt, the happier I become. 880 00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:53,334 I am very happy! 881 00:52:53,501 --> 00:52:56,352 You're happy? Anyway, has Heung come? 882 00:52:56,376 --> 00:52:57,459 She has come. 883 00:52:57,792 --> 00:52:58,977 Have you read it? 884 00:52:59,001 --> 00:53:00,626 Are you happier after reading it? 885 00:53:01,417 --> 00:53:02,584 Miss! 886 00:53:03,376 --> 00:53:04,542 Miss. 887 00:53:05,251 --> 00:53:07,334 Miss, Madam... 888 00:53:15,459 --> 00:53:18,709 Happy, I am very happy. 889 00:53:20,834 --> 00:53:23,417 Isn't... he Heung's friend? 890 00:53:24,292 --> 00:53:27,459 He's Heung's friend, but he's my lover. 891 00:53:28,209 --> 00:53:29,459 Miss. 892 00:53:30,542 --> 00:53:32,917 Work with me, don't make me lose face. 893 00:53:34,834 --> 00:53:38,834 If you go on molesting Chi Wan, I'll beat you. 894 00:53:39,251 --> 00:53:40,376 Chi Wan. 895 00:53:41,001 --> 00:53:41,686 In fact you... 896 00:53:41,710 --> 00:53:46,501 "In fact I..." 897 00:53:46,792 --> 00:53:48,792 "I only have him in my mind." 898 00:53:49,417 --> 00:53:53,042 "He is so handsome and smart." 899 00:53:53,459 --> 00:53:56,959 "I only have him in my mind." 900 00:53:57,376 --> 00:54:01,376 "He is smart and talented." 901 00:54:02,792 --> 00:54:04,917 "Look at her..." 902 00:54:05,292 --> 00:54:08,959 "She is frank and loveable." 903 00:54:10,626 --> 00:54:12,310 "Will you excuse us, sly," 904 00:54:12,334 --> 00:54:17,042 "We are very happy together." 905 00:54:29,042 --> 00:54:32,459 My first time has given to you. 906 00:54:32,792 --> 00:54:34,643 My first time has give... 907 00:54:34,667 --> 00:54:36,834 ...to Madam! 908 00:54:39,167 --> 00:54:41,102 Come on, come and bet. 909 00:54:41,126 --> 00:54:44,768 If you don't know, someone will teach you. 910 00:54:44,792 --> 00:54:46,227 We'll offer you BBQ pork rice. 911 00:54:46,251 --> 00:54:47,393 I've found you at last... 912 00:54:47,417 --> 00:54:49,268 Mr. Li, come and bet. 913 00:54:49,292 --> 00:54:52,393 Tomorrow, I come to see Officer, I want to sue someone. 914 00:54:52,417 --> 00:54:54,292 Sue someone? 915 00:54:55,251 --> 00:54:57,167 I must sue the villagers! 916 00:54:57,417 --> 00:54:59,352 There're rules if you want to sue others. 917 00:54:59,376 --> 00:55:01,501 Money is all-mighty, give me a price. 918 00:55:01,876 --> 00:55:04,685 Officer says: 10 taels if you want to enter court... 919 00:55:04,709 --> 00:55:07,518 ...and an extra 10 taels for an additional item... 920 00:55:07,542 --> 00:55:09,001 ...and etc. 921 00:55:16,626 --> 00:55:18,126 Morning, Officer. 922 00:55:21,959 --> 00:55:23,792 - Is he the officer? - Yes 923 00:55:26,459 --> 00:55:27,501 Who are the other two? 924 00:55:27,667 --> 00:55:29,477 Those two are reporters. 925 00:55:29,501 --> 00:55:31,352 They write gossip articles. 926 00:55:31,376 --> 00:55:32,542 Reporters? 927 00:55:33,292 --> 00:55:35,751 Good boys, you're very cute. 928 00:55:36,209 --> 00:55:38,060 Officer, it's said there're more and more cases here. 929 00:55:38,084 --> 00:55:39,685 Right, the cases are becoming more and more serious. 930 00:55:39,709 --> 00:55:41,060 Officer, what is your resoluton? 931 00:55:41,084 --> 00:55:44,268 Fight crimes, Stop corruption. 932 00:55:44,292 --> 00:55:45,584 Court! 933 00:55:49,501 --> 00:55:51,310 The doll is twisted apart again 934 00:55:51,334 --> 00:55:52,459 Officer. 935 00:55:53,209 --> 00:55:55,768 "I find the atmosphere wrong in here." 936 00:55:55,792 --> 00:55:58,393 "I feel sick once I step in here." 937 00:55:58,417 --> 00:56:00,977 "The one who sues stand this way." 938 00:56:01,001 --> 00:56:04,792 "So many accused? I feel headache." 939 00:56:04,917 --> 00:56:07,352 "Officer, read the statement." 940 00:56:07,376 --> 00:56:09,810 "Your statement is so long!" 941 00:56:09,834 --> 00:56:12,393 "It gets on my nerves." 942 00:56:12,417 --> 00:56:14,935 "Those Li and Chan are evil." 943 00:56:14,959 --> 00:56:18,709 "Their deeds make me constipate." 944 00:56:18,751 --> 00:56:21,268 "I have paid 35 taels." 945 00:56:21,292 --> 00:56:23,810 "You must at least let me do a show." 946 00:56:23,834 --> 00:56:25,602 "He's stolen my wine." 947 00:56:25,626 --> 00:56:27,435 "He's trespassed my paddy field." 948 00:56:27,459 --> 00:56:29,227 "He didn't pay after dining." 949 00:56:29,251 --> 00:56:31,018 "She took my money but didn't show up." 950 00:56:31,042 --> 00:56:32,685 "All these get me on my nerves." 951 00:56:32,709 --> 00:56:34,560 "I'm pending." 952 00:56:34,584 --> 00:56:37,060 "My liver, kidney all ache." 953 00:56:37,084 --> 00:56:39,393 "My eyebrows jump too." 954 00:56:39,417 --> 00:56:41,268 "You are all evil." 955 00:56:41,292 --> 00:56:43,143 "You are all convicted." 956 00:56:43,167 --> 00:56:44,935 "You shall all be beaten 50 planks." 957 00:56:44,959 --> 00:56:47,376 "Put them in cell as custody." 958 00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:48,685 "Retreat!" 959 00:56:48,709 --> 00:56:52,501 Innocent! Officer, innocent! 960 00:56:52,876 --> 00:56:54,102 Don't say so much, give them torture! 961 00:56:54,126 --> 00:56:56,209 Officer, you've made swift judgement. 962 00:56:57,417 --> 00:56:59,084 I spend my money more swiftly. 963 00:57:05,417 --> 00:57:08,852 All our villagers have become evil? 964 00:57:08,876 --> 00:57:11,185 Boss, you've put water in the wine? 965 00:57:11,209 --> 00:57:12,584 Go away if you don't want! 966 00:57:23,001 --> 00:57:24,935 Come and work as prostitutes, you'll make big money. 967 00:57:24,959 --> 00:57:26,977 You might work part time first. 968 00:57:27,001 --> 00:57:28,768 You get paid every day. 969 00:57:28,792 --> 00:57:31,018 Kiu, I won't become prostitute, go away. 970 00:57:31,042 --> 00:57:32,893 But your chastity is worthy. 971 00:57:32,917 --> 00:57:34,518 You mustn't waste it. 972 00:57:34,542 --> 00:57:36,292 You shut up! 973 00:57:36,417 --> 00:57:38,727 Why must you force Heung to become prostitute? 974 00:57:38,751 --> 00:57:40,376 I do this for her good sake. 975 00:57:40,959 --> 00:57:42,292 I must beat you. 976 00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:44,310 Are you alright? 977 00:57:44,334 --> 00:57:45,751 None of your business. 978 00:57:46,251 --> 00:57:49,709 We're friends anyway, though you've changed your mind. 979 00:57:50,167 --> 00:57:51,810 Who has changed mind? 980 00:57:51,834 --> 00:57:53,376 I haven't changed. 981 00:57:53,667 --> 00:57:55,310 Only you fevered with the guy. 982 00:57:55,334 --> 00:57:57,376 You've spoiled happiness of Miss Chi Wan. 983 00:57:57,709 --> 00:57:59,727 Hey, make it clear! 984 00:57:59,751 --> 00:58:00,728 Sure. 985 00:58:00,752 --> 00:58:03,435 Only you and I are frank in the whole Choi Hung Village. 986 00:58:03,459 --> 00:58:04,935 Let's talk about it frankly. 987 00:58:04,959 --> 00:58:06,209 Okay, let's go ahead. 988 00:58:07,751 --> 00:58:11,584 After eating so much peanuts, it's been cleared up. 989 00:58:11,876 --> 00:58:14,584 - You're talking to me? - Of course I'm talking to you. 990 00:58:16,376 --> 00:58:18,709 You mustn't do this. 991 00:58:18,959 --> 00:58:20,626 We are really to rash. 992 00:58:20,917 --> 00:58:24,626 How come I become so bad? Why? 993 00:58:24,709 --> 00:58:26,459 Beat him... 994 00:58:26,584 --> 00:58:29,501 No, peanut shells can't injure others. 995 00:58:29,584 --> 00:58:32,251 Get weapons and have a fight. 996 00:58:32,501 --> 00:58:35,810 Heung, your brother is going to brothel with me tonight. 997 00:58:35,834 --> 00:58:37,334 You needn't sit up for him. 998 00:58:37,542 --> 00:58:38,751 It's a deal. 999 00:58:40,126 --> 00:58:42,209 Let's go... go ahead. 1000 00:58:48,501 --> 00:58:50,167 - Madam! - What are you doing? 1001 00:58:51,292 --> 00:58:53,435 I failed to defeat them. 1002 00:58:53,459 --> 00:58:55,227 Madam, you must stay here. 1003 00:58:55,251 --> 00:58:56,518 If you leave, you'll surely lose. 1004 00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:59,167 If you stay here, you might have a chance to win. 1005 00:58:59,417 --> 00:59:03,685 Right, Madam, though everyone knows you molest me. 1006 00:59:03,709 --> 00:59:05,560 They says you're flirty and flirty. 1007 00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:07,643 But they only laugh for a while. 1008 00:59:07,667 --> 00:59:10,727 Right, they only made you cover for two weeks, 1009 00:59:10,751 --> 00:59:13,393 but some people still think they make up stories. 1010 00:59:13,417 --> 00:59:15,560 They'll make another gossip in that next issue, right? 1011 00:59:15,584 --> 00:59:17,709 People will soon forget your affairs. 1012 00:59:19,126 --> 00:59:20,334 Sister. 1013 00:59:22,042 --> 00:59:24,268 Sister, how are you? 1014 00:59:24,292 --> 00:59:25,269 Are you sick? 1015 00:59:25,293 --> 00:59:26,477 You dare to come? 1016 00:59:26,501 --> 00:59:28,602 You're mistaken, let me explain. 1017 00:59:28,626 --> 00:59:29,709 Let me explain. 1018 00:59:38,667 --> 00:59:40,417 Okay, I understand. 1019 00:59:40,959 --> 00:59:42,977 This is my fan. 1020 00:59:43,001 --> 00:59:46,227 Right, how come Mok Chuen Tok Choi loves me? 1021 00:59:46,251 --> 00:59:49,185 There's a poem on the fan, you can read it and understand. 1022 00:59:49,209 --> 00:59:51,227 Didn't you read the fan? I put it outside your door. 1023 00:59:51,251 --> 00:59:53,459 Where is the fan? 1024 00:59:54,126 --> 00:59:56,376 Sister! 1025 00:59:57,084 --> 00:59:58,459 Where is the fan? 1026 01:00:01,042 --> 01:00:03,126 It's time to take a nap again. 1027 01:00:05,459 --> 01:00:06,626 You're here again? 1028 01:00:06,959 --> 01:00:08,393 You find me annoying now? 1029 01:00:08,417 --> 01:00:11,102 No, they're waiting for you to do the show. 1030 01:00:11,126 --> 01:00:13,667 The Fire Dance will soon lose trace. 1031 01:00:13,834 --> 01:00:14,977 Okay, I'll leave now. 1032 01:00:15,001 --> 01:00:16,560 I'll tell the two reporters outside... 1033 01:00:16,584 --> 01:00:18,435 ...that you rape good girls. 1034 01:00:18,459 --> 01:00:21,667 If they make you their cover story, you can't become Officer. 1035 01:00:21,959 --> 01:00:25,185 Shit! Their magazine always make scandals. 1036 01:00:25,209 --> 01:00:26,584 Of course you must fear. 1037 01:00:30,751 --> 01:00:32,376 Paparazzi! 1038 01:00:37,959 --> 01:00:40,626 "Beard", I must stick to you forever. 1039 01:00:43,001 --> 01:00:48,334 "Gau Gau, you're injured." 1040 01:00:49,042 --> 01:00:54,584 "How much I wish to touch you." 1041 01:00:55,376 --> 01:00:58,209 "But you force me for that." 1042 01:00:58,417 --> 01:01:01,626 "You keep fooling me." 1043 01:01:01,751 --> 01:01:04,060 "Seeing me dying..." 1044 01:01:04,084 --> 01:01:09,167 "You keep pulling the beard." 1045 01:01:10,084 --> 01:01:14,126 "I feel miserable today." 1046 01:01:14,459 --> 01:01:17,459 "As you feel painful." 1047 01:01:17,542 --> 01:01:21,167 "After the beard I'll pull the legs." 1048 01:01:21,667 --> 01:01:28,126 "I want you to know I never desert my lover." 1049 01:01:28,501 --> 01:01:31,477 "I love you, I want to stick to you." 1050 01:01:31,501 --> 01:01:35,143 "I will even eat your flesh." 1051 01:01:35,167 --> 01:01:39,227 "I feel inferior tonight." 1052 01:01:39,251 --> 01:01:42,102 "As something bad is going to happen." 1053 01:01:42,126 --> 01:01:46,209 "Our identity will be exchanged." 1054 01:01:46,501 --> 01:01:49,810 "I am to blame as I am disloyal." 1055 01:01:49,834 --> 01:01:52,542 "I am innocent and foolish." 1056 01:01:52,792 --> 01:01:55,626 "I only know after the mistake." 1057 01:01:55,834 --> 01:02:00,626 "Everything has its reason." 1058 01:02:07,959 --> 01:02:08,936 You're regretful? 1059 01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:10,251 A bit. 1060 01:02:14,584 --> 01:02:16,042 Is there situation? 1061 01:02:16,251 --> 01:02:17,459 Be patient. 1062 01:02:18,626 --> 01:02:19,876 Someone is around. 1063 01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:35,959 Stop running! 1064 01:02:36,042 --> 01:02:38,792 Brother, they've even bribed you? 1065 01:02:39,042 --> 01:02:41,834 Tai Oh, you used not to pick up lost objects. 1066 01:02:44,167 --> 01:02:46,477 Mrs. Minister is posting... 1067 01:02:46,501 --> 01:02:47,834 What is it? 1068 01:02:47,959 --> 01:02:51,185 Miss Chi Wan has a strange illness, I failed to cure her. 1069 01:02:51,209 --> 01:02:52,768 So she has lost her fan. 1070 01:02:52,792 --> 01:02:55,060 She misses it and become seriously ill. 1071 01:02:55,084 --> 01:02:57,060 Shit, they put a placard for that? 1072 01:02:57,084 --> 01:02:59,935 Madam says whoever finds the fan... 1073 01:02:59,959 --> 01:03:02,376 ...will become her husband. 1074 01:03:02,417 --> 01:03:04,560 Shit! She's too old. 1075 01:03:04,584 --> 01:03:08,209 Not Madam, but Miss Chi Wan. 1076 01:03:08,709 --> 01:03:09,810 It's different then. 1077 01:03:09,834 --> 01:03:12,685 You check for me who is possessing the fan now. 1078 01:03:12,709 --> 01:03:14,292 Go... 1079 01:03:15,167 --> 01:03:17,685 Tell me frankly, where has the fan gone? 1080 01:03:17,709 --> 01:03:19,352 - It's vital. - Don't shout. 1081 01:03:19,376 --> 01:03:21,352 A man did buy that fan from me. 1082 01:03:21,376 --> 01:03:23,018 - What is his name? - What is he like? 1083 01:03:23,042 --> 01:03:23,811 Where has he gone? 1084 01:03:23,835 --> 01:03:26,209 - I don't remember. - It's important, think it over. 1085 01:03:27,376 --> 01:03:28,792 Do think it over again... 1086 01:03:34,001 --> 01:03:36,518 - Do think it over, what is the fan like? - It hurts. 1087 01:03:36,542 --> 01:03:37,852 Let her go first. 1088 01:03:37,876 --> 01:03:38,959 Why? 1089 01:03:39,167 --> 01:03:41,167 You want where the fan is? 1090 01:03:41,417 --> 01:03:43,042 Of course, you know? 1091 01:03:44,126 --> 01:03:45,768 What do I get if I tell you? 1092 01:03:45,792 --> 01:03:46,769 What? 1093 01:03:46,793 --> 01:03:48,334 I mean benefits. 1094 01:03:49,751 --> 01:03:52,417 You're both nuts. 1095 01:03:53,459 --> 01:03:54,560 What do you want? 1096 01:03:54,584 --> 01:03:56,792 Hey, you want to seduce your future sister-in-law? 1097 01:03:58,001 --> 01:04:01,126 I say, if you want to know where the fan is... 1098 01:04:01,959 --> 01:04:03,626 ...you better ask your brother. 1099 01:04:22,834 --> 01:04:23,728 Brother! 1100 01:04:23,752 --> 01:04:25,310 What are you looking for? 1101 01:04:25,334 --> 01:04:26,792 I'm looking for this fan! 1102 01:04:27,584 --> 01:04:29,893 Do you know Miss Chi Wan is inviting a husband with her fan? 1103 01:04:29,917 --> 01:04:31,310 I've just learnt about this. 1104 01:04:31,334 --> 01:04:32,935 It's this fan, be good to me, give me... 1105 01:04:32,959 --> 01:04:35,501 You're nuts! I'm your elder brother. 1106 01:04:35,584 --> 01:04:38,310 I should be the beneficiary. 1107 01:04:38,334 --> 01:04:39,643 But you have Gau Gau. 1108 01:04:39,667 --> 01:04:41,185 I don't mind having another beauty. 1109 01:04:41,209 --> 01:04:44,560 Right, ready for my sedan, I'll go and marry her. 1110 01:04:44,584 --> 01:04:45,959 Be good. 1111 01:04:47,917 --> 01:04:49,542 Miss Chi Wan has come! 1112 01:04:52,292 --> 01:04:54,167 Kui, Kui! 1113 01:04:54,417 --> 01:04:55,959 You are so cunning! 1114 01:04:56,584 --> 01:04:58,626 I'll go and marry her! 1115 01:04:59,417 --> 01:05:01,834 Is this fan genuine? 1116 01:05:03,667 --> 01:05:06,209 Madam, don't say you don't recognize it. 1117 01:05:06,501 --> 01:05:10,685 People say you once danced with this fan. 1118 01:05:10,709 --> 01:05:13,518 You even had love affair with him. 1119 01:05:13,542 --> 01:05:16,042 It's all published in the gossip magazine. 1120 01:05:16,376 --> 01:05:18,667 Come here. 1121 01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:22,542 It's all revealed. 1122 01:05:22,667 --> 01:05:25,709 Yeah, the magazine sells great today. 1123 01:05:26,417 --> 01:05:28,435 It's you who suggested publishing an announce. 1124 01:05:28,459 --> 01:05:29,977 Now the fan's owner doesn't show up... 1125 01:05:30,001 --> 01:05:31,727 ...but that lousy bulky comes, then... 1126 01:05:31,751 --> 01:05:33,126 Madam! 1127 01:05:33,751 --> 01:05:35,376 Are you trying to eat words? 1128 01:05:35,959 --> 01:05:38,167 I've got the fan in my hands now. 1129 01:05:38,584 --> 01:05:39,893 Master Ma. 1130 01:05:39,917 --> 01:05:41,251 Beauty. 1131 01:05:41,501 --> 01:05:44,542 I won't eat words, I'll marry you. 1132 01:05:44,917 --> 01:05:46,001 No! 1133 01:05:46,084 --> 01:05:47,876 I'll marry him! 1134 01:05:48,459 --> 01:05:51,751 Aunt, if there's fate, he'd show up already. 1135 01:05:51,917 --> 01:05:54,917 If there's no fate, you can do whatever you want. 1136 01:05:54,959 --> 01:05:56,709 Great! 1137 01:05:56,792 --> 01:05:59,126 Okay, let's get it down black and white. 1138 01:06:02,251 --> 01:06:05,001 My life is unlucky... 1139 01:06:05,417 --> 01:06:08,268 I'm willing to marry Ma Lun... 1140 01:06:08,292 --> 01:06:10,459 - Hold it! - Write it down at once... 1141 01:06:11,501 --> 01:06:14,334 You bastard, you want to snatch her from me? 1142 01:06:14,501 --> 01:06:16,352 Madam, I've got the fan in my hands now. 1143 01:06:16,376 --> 01:06:18,935 The fan is useless now, take it if you like. 1144 01:06:18,959 --> 01:06:20,584 I've got the marriage contract. 1145 01:06:20,709 --> 01:06:22,001 Marriage contract? 1146 01:06:23,167 --> 01:06:25,727 Madam, according to the join declaration of you and Miss, 1147 01:06:25,751 --> 01:06:26,977 Miss should marry me. 1148 01:06:27,001 --> 01:06:28,893 Of course not, Miss has signed the contract already. 1149 01:06:28,917 --> 01:06:30,209 She's marrying me! 1150 01:06:30,251 --> 01:06:32,876 Okay, I sue you. 1151 01:06:33,834 --> 01:06:36,292 I sue you snatching my fan. 1152 01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:39,560 You suppress your elder brother, you're evil! 1153 01:06:39,584 --> 01:06:41,709 I sue you... whom do you sue me to? 1154 01:06:42,084 --> 01:06:45,459 Besides you, who can be judge in this village? 1155 01:06:46,126 --> 01:06:47,251 Madam. 1156 01:06:47,834 --> 01:06:50,268 Mrs. Minister, I must bother you this time. 1157 01:06:50,292 --> 01:06:53,084 You must judge for us, on behalf of your late husband. 1158 01:06:53,251 --> 01:06:54,917 Old woman, sit at the court! 1159 01:06:57,084 --> 01:07:00,310 It's interesting, okay, I'll stir it up! 1160 01:07:00,334 --> 01:07:02,518 I must sit at court for this case. 1161 01:07:02,542 --> 01:07:06,810 Good... all villagers will show up at the court. 1162 01:07:06,834 --> 01:07:09,268 Set a forum for them all to discuss. 1163 01:07:09,292 --> 01:07:11,227 We must make them reveal all secrets. 1164 01:07:11,251 --> 01:07:14,768 Madam, then our gossip will be forgotten at once. 1165 01:07:14,792 --> 01:07:17,310 Good, let's grasp at the chance. 1166 01:07:17,334 --> 01:07:19,977 Let's invite all reporters and photographers... 1167 01:07:20,001 --> 01:07:21,417 We must stir up trouble. 1168 01:07:21,792 --> 01:07:24,209 Get me the Minister's uniform. 1169 01:07:24,376 --> 01:07:28,084 - Court! - Court! 1170 01:07:36,626 --> 01:07:39,060 "Set up a forum for everyone." 1171 01:07:39,084 --> 01:07:41,667 "Everyone will be involved." 1172 01:07:41,792 --> 01:07:45,542 "I can be the judge." 1173 01:07:45,834 --> 01:07:48,227 "I can be the guard." 1174 01:07:48,251 --> 01:07:50,977 "I must change my luck." 1175 01:07:51,001 --> 01:07:54,542 "I must make the shiver." 1176 01:07:55,209 --> 01:07:56,893 Let justice be done. 1177 01:07:56,917 --> 01:08:00,001 Let the two brothers reveal their scandals. 1178 01:08:01,584 --> 01:08:04,060 "He doesn't take me as his elder brother." 1179 01:08:04,084 --> 01:08:06,126 "He sets up trick to fool me." 1180 01:08:06,417 --> 01:08:11,126 "He tries to snatch my wife, he is sly." 1181 01:08:11,292 --> 01:08:16,251 "He has always fooled me." 1182 01:08:16,376 --> 01:08:18,542 "Your evil deeds make me angry." 1183 01:08:18,709 --> 01:08:20,876 "You make me sick." 1184 01:08:21,084 --> 01:08:24,542 "Officer, please punish him." 1185 01:08:26,126 --> 01:08:27,310 Ma Lun Tai! 1186 01:08:27,334 --> 01:08:30,310 You said it was your fan, how did you get it? 1187 01:08:30,334 --> 01:08:31,334 Say! 1188 01:08:34,209 --> 01:08:36,060 What? Say it now! 1189 01:08:36,084 --> 01:08:37,334 My friend sent it to me. 1190 01:08:37,584 --> 01:08:39,417 What friend? 1191 01:08:40,084 --> 01:08:41,876 Mr. Li, come here. 1192 01:08:42,501 --> 01:08:45,334 Did you send me this fan? 1193 01:08:47,459 --> 01:08:49,435 Yes... 1194 01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:51,018 You tell lies! 1195 01:08:51,042 --> 01:08:53,143 I must tell everyone the truth. 1196 01:08:53,167 --> 01:08:57,542 Madam, this fan was indeed love present I sent to Officer. 1197 01:08:58,334 --> 01:08:59,643 You have love affairs? 1198 01:08:59,667 --> 01:09:01,602 Why do you frame me? 1199 01:09:01,626 --> 01:09:04,768 I'm not framing you, me, you and your younger brother all know this. 1200 01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:05,876 Go ahead! 1201 01:09:06,584 --> 01:09:08,334 You have something to say too? 1202 01:09:08,459 --> 01:09:10,626 Wrong, she's already my sister-in-law. 1203 01:09:10,792 --> 01:09:13,727 Object! These two culprits frame me. 1204 01:09:13,751 --> 01:09:17,334 This bitch has... assaulted me already. 1205 01:09:18,376 --> 01:09:19,311 Shut up! 1206 01:09:19,335 --> 01:09:21,935 Ma Lun Kui, if this fan belongs to Gau Gau, 1207 01:09:21,959 --> 01:09:24,001 why did you take this fan for the marriage? 1208 01:09:26,751 --> 01:09:29,584 Damn you, you talk contradict, beat him! 1209 01:09:33,792 --> 01:09:35,667 You deserve this. 1210 01:09:36,001 --> 01:09:36,853 Shut up! 1211 01:09:36,877 --> 01:09:38,393 Ma Lun Tai, you tell lies. 1212 01:09:38,417 --> 01:09:40,685 Mr. Li, you give false statement, you should be punished too. 1213 01:09:40,709 --> 01:09:41,893 - Someone come! - Yes! 1214 01:09:41,917 --> 01:09:44,001 Feed them with red chili! 1215 01:09:44,292 --> 01:09:45,019 Yes, Your Highness! 1216 01:09:45,043 --> 01:09:46,852 Hold it! What court is this? 1217 01:09:46,876 --> 01:09:48,209 What rules are these? 1218 01:09:48,251 --> 01:09:50,435 This is "Super Law Court". 1219 01:09:50,459 --> 01:09:52,709 And these are rules of Choi Hung Village. 1220 01:09:52,834 --> 01:09:53,686 Start the torture! 1221 01:09:53,710 --> 01:10:00,685 Feed him! 1222 01:10:00,709 --> 01:10:01,834 Hold it! 1223 01:10:01,917 --> 01:10:04,685 Inside the rice is a thousand-year chili, 1224 01:10:04,709 --> 01:10:06,084 who wants to eat? 1225 01:10:07,251 --> 01:10:08,935 Who wants to eat super hot rice dumpling? 1226 01:10:08,959 --> 01:10:10,560 You must eat... 1227 01:10:10,584 --> 01:10:12,310 Who wants to eat 3 rice dumpling? 1228 01:10:12,334 --> 01:10:13,810 You must eat... 1229 01:10:13,834 --> 01:10:15,310 Who wants to eat 4 rice dumpling? 1230 01:10:15,334 --> 01:10:17,792 I must eat... 1231 01:10:22,209 --> 01:10:24,352 I'll spare you if you confess, if you deny, I'll punish you. 1232 01:10:24,376 --> 01:10:27,626 I ask again, whose fan is this? Where did you get it? 1233 01:10:30,626 --> 01:10:33,834 Madam, the fan was sold by me. 1234 01:10:35,251 --> 01:10:36,959 Master, you want to buy something? 1235 01:10:37,042 --> 01:10:40,393 - Oh! - Feed her... 1236 01:10:40,417 --> 01:10:41,959 Shut up. 1237 01:10:42,459 --> 01:10:45,834 I don't know where it went after selling it to handsome Master. 1238 01:10:48,376 --> 01:10:50,417 Who got the fan next? 1239 01:10:53,376 --> 01:10:56,376 Master gave it to me, I threw it on the ground. 1240 01:10:57,459 --> 01:10:58,709 Feed her! 1241 01:11:00,667 --> 01:11:02,251 Then, I picked it up. 1242 01:11:03,167 --> 01:11:04,542 Feed him! 1243 01:11:07,084 --> 01:11:08,792 What then? 1244 01:11:11,834 --> 01:11:13,876 Then you molested me. 1245 01:11:16,084 --> 01:11:20,876 Oh! Feed her! 1246 01:11:22,792 --> 01:11:27,126 Madam, you set up the rules, choose one now. 1247 01:11:33,959 --> 01:11:35,834 What then? 1248 01:11:37,417 --> 01:11:38,917 I stole it. 1249 01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:44,626 I then left it under the bed of Officer's room. 1250 01:11:46,209 --> 01:11:47,393 Get on the bed. 1251 01:11:47,417 --> 01:11:48,560 An abnormal love. 1252 01:11:48,584 --> 01:11:50,060 Self-made gossips. 1253 01:11:50,084 --> 01:11:52,376 Right, I still have rice to eat. 1254 01:11:56,167 --> 01:11:57,435 Report, Madam. 1255 01:11:57,459 --> 01:12:00,727 A guy with lots of present is outside asking Miss Chi Wan to marry him. 1256 01:12:00,751 --> 01:12:02,209 Again? 1257 01:12:04,209 --> 01:12:08,477 "I have a special face." 1258 01:12:08,501 --> 01:12:12,209 "I have good character." 1259 01:12:12,292 --> 01:12:16,167 "All girls are moved once they see me." 1260 01:12:16,459 --> 01:12:18,310 "How come another guy for the marriage?" 1261 01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:20,185 "He's worse than monkeys." 1262 01:12:20,209 --> 01:12:23,792 "I am willing to spend all I have..." 1263 01:12:24,084 --> 01:12:26,018 "...for the perfect marriage." 1264 01:12:26,042 --> 01:12:27,751 "He must be mad." 1265 01:12:27,959 --> 01:12:29,727 "He must be mad." 1266 01:12:29,751 --> 01:12:33,810 "I have been pampered, I must get what I want." 1267 01:12:33,834 --> 01:12:38,060 "I will do everything to get what I want." 1268 01:12:38,084 --> 01:12:41,751 "I hate being shouted at." 1269 01:12:42,084 --> 01:12:45,834 "I am ready to fight for the rights." 1270 01:12:46,167 --> 01:12:49,917 "Dare you fight with me? Don't ever stare at me." 1271 01:12:50,167 --> 01:12:51,893 "Hey, dare you fight with me?" 1272 01:12:51,917 --> 01:12:54,209 "Don't ever stare at me." 1273 01:13:13,376 --> 01:13:15,084 What are you doing here? 1274 01:13:25,042 --> 01:13:27,560 It's great! 1275 01:13:27,584 --> 01:13:31,209 I'll take your money, I'll let Chi Wan marry you. 1276 01:13:34,084 --> 01:13:36,643 Dear villagers, you must judge for me. 1277 01:13:36,667 --> 01:13:38,292 Madam has already promised... 1278 01:13:38,834 --> 01:13:40,393 ...and Miss has signed the contract. 1279 01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:43,251 There's no justice if Miss Chi Wan doesn't marry me? 1280 01:13:43,834 --> 01:13:47,935 Justice! 1281 01:13:47,959 --> 01:13:49,251 Shut up! 1282 01:13:50,084 --> 01:13:52,935 Chi Wan, it's the critical choice for you. 1283 01:13:52,959 --> 01:13:54,709 Tell us... 1284 01:13:57,376 --> 01:14:00,792 I... I can marry just anyone. 1285 01:14:02,459 --> 01:14:06,334 My beloved man has already vanished, I'm heart broken. 1286 01:14:06,626 --> 01:14:09,268 Whoever marries me only gets my empty body. 1287 01:14:09,292 --> 01:14:10,935 Only her empty body? Who wants her? 1288 01:14:10,959 --> 01:14:11,853 I want her. 1289 01:14:11,877 --> 01:14:14,584 But, it's written in here... 1290 01:14:14,792 --> 01:14:16,584 "I'll marry Mr. Ma Lun" 1291 01:14:16,876 --> 01:14:17,769 Mr. Ma Lun? 1292 01:14:17,793 --> 01:14:19,227 Why Mr. Ma Lun? 1293 01:14:19,251 --> 01:14:21,001 What's his name? 1294 01:14:21,417 --> 01:14:24,751 I don't know his whole name. 1295 01:14:25,126 --> 01:14:27,143 So I just wrote Mr. Ma Lun. 1296 01:14:27,167 --> 01:14:30,768 Good! My chance has come! 1297 01:14:30,792 --> 01:14:33,084 I'm Ma Lun Tai, I have the first option. 1298 01:14:33,334 --> 01:14:35,417 I'm called Ma Lun Fan, I have a chance? 1299 01:14:36,584 --> 01:14:39,376 Madam, I'm called Mr. Ma Lun too. 1300 01:14:43,584 --> 01:14:44,959 Brother! 1301 01:14:45,292 --> 01:14:46,542 Brothers. 1302 01:14:47,126 --> 01:14:48,542 Tok Choi! 1303 01:14:48,709 --> 01:14:51,876 Chi Wan, I only have chance now to tell you my name. 1304 01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:54,626 I'm called Ma Lun Cheung. 1305 01:14:54,834 --> 01:14:55,811 It's troublesome. 1306 01:14:55,835 --> 01:14:58,685 Tai, Kui, Cheung, who exactly is the guy to choose? 1307 01:14:58,709 --> 01:15:00,310 She must marry the fan's owner. 1308 01:15:00,334 --> 01:15:01,709 And the real fan's owner is... 1309 01:15:02,376 --> 01:15:03,643 She must marry me anyway! 1310 01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:05,251 No way! She must marry me! 1311 01:15:05,626 --> 01:15:08,834 Shit! Don't make a mess in court! 1312 01:15:09,167 --> 01:15:12,751 I have no talent for such complicated case. 1313 01:15:13,251 --> 01:15:14,876 I must use my last trick! 1314 01:15:20,334 --> 01:15:22,959 Super Red Chili Rice Dumpling. 1315 01:15:23,001 --> 01:15:26,501 Whoever dare eat it means he's real-hearted to Chi Wan. 1316 01:15:27,667 --> 01:15:29,876 After eating this, I will become impotent. 1317 01:15:30,001 --> 01:15:32,542 After eating this, I will have no sexual life. 1318 01:15:32,834 --> 01:15:34,542 Good stuff! I have no opinion. 1319 01:15:34,792 --> 01:15:36,042 What about you? 1320 01:15:38,084 --> 01:15:43,792 For your sake, I must eat it. 1321 01:15:44,709 --> 01:15:47,042 Okay, I'll eat half for you. 1322 01:15:48,126 --> 01:15:49,459 You're bad. 1323 01:15:55,667 --> 01:16:01,501 "Red, it's shocking me." 1324 01:16:03,376 --> 01:16:09,126 "Red, it's as red as fire." 1325 01:16:10,959 --> 01:16:14,810 "At this critical moment, we meet each other." 1326 01:16:14,834 --> 01:16:18,709 "At this moment, our breath is stunning." 1327 01:16:18,751 --> 01:16:26,376 "It's like holding under the red sun." 1328 01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:30,667 I love Chi Wan. 1329 01:16:30,792 --> 01:16:32,751 What a great love story! 1330 01:16:32,917 --> 01:16:35,268 Ma's brothers can never change Choi Hung Village. 1331 01:16:35,292 --> 01:16:37,667 But the question is: Can Choi Hung Village change them? 1332 01:16:44,459 --> 01:16:45,353 Right... 1333 01:16:45,377 --> 01:16:47,143 Brother, you're giving away money to the villagers. 1334 01:16:47,167 --> 01:16:48,768 You're doing a good deed! 1335 01:16:48,792 --> 01:16:51,459 Your good deed will bring luck to us. 1336 01:16:51,584 --> 01:16:54,584 You've vanished for a short time and you managed to make so much money? 1337 01:16:54,667 --> 01:16:56,334 You must tell me how you made it. 1338 01:16:56,459 --> 01:16:58,751 It's not my money, it's your own money. 1339 01:17:00,626 --> 01:17:01,977 It's this one, it's all here. 1340 01:17:02,001 --> 01:17:03,209 Take it away! 1341 01:17:03,417 --> 01:17:04,144 What? 1342 01:17:04,168 --> 01:17:06,560 You've always taken folk's money, and so they lead a hard life. 1343 01:17:06,584 --> 01:17:09,959 So we should return the money back to the people. 1344 01:17:10,209 --> 01:17:11,310 Honey, am I correct? 1345 01:17:11,334 --> 01:17:12,977 Right, honey. 1346 01:17:13,001 --> 01:17:14,459 There're still some, what to do? 1347 01:17:17,459 --> 01:17:18,852 One pile for each of you. 1348 01:17:18,876 --> 01:17:20,251 It's fair. 1349 01:17:22,376 --> 01:17:24,143 You bastard, you make me suffer! 1350 01:17:24,167 --> 01:17:25,643 I have nothing now! 1351 01:17:25,667 --> 01:17:27,542 You still have me. 1352 01:17:28,876 --> 01:17:31,042 You don't want me? 1353 01:17:31,209 --> 01:17:32,292 You'd better admit fate. 1354 01:17:32,376 --> 01:17:33,667 Let's go, Officer! 1355 01:17:34,042 --> 01:17:35,751 Your final wife! 1356 01:17:37,917 --> 01:17:40,042 Mr. Li improves at last, 1357 01:17:40,084 --> 01:17:41,792 but he still have lust. 1358 01:17:47,209 --> 01:17:49,501 Water! 1359 01:17:52,542 --> 01:17:55,018 Mrs. Minister wants to hire a body guard. 1360 01:17:55,042 --> 01:17:57,126 However, Ma Lun Kui may have perceived wrongly. 1361 01:18:10,542 --> 01:18:13,959 Dup and Heung get married, they're the perfect couple. 1362 01:18:14,417 --> 01:18:16,667 You're useless, just hooked a boot only? 1363 01:18:18,917 --> 01:18:20,501 There're so many of them. 1364 01:18:22,126 --> 01:18:24,602 Ma Lun Tai resigns from being a corrupted officer. 1365 01:18:24,626 --> 01:18:26,352 He fools the world with Gau Gau. 1366 01:18:26,376 --> 01:18:27,959 Why? What's that? 1367 01:18:32,376 --> 01:18:33,584 I'm pretty? 1368 01:18:43,001 --> 01:18:44,876 Very stylish. 1369 01:18:46,417 --> 01:18:49,018 Honey, come and help change the diapers now! 1370 01:18:49,042 --> 01:18:51,060 Most lucky is Mok Chuen Tok Choi. 1371 01:18:51,084 --> 01:18:52,393 Because his wife give birth to many babies. 1372 01:18:52,417 --> 01:18:55,268 Honey, this one need changing too, this one! 1373 01:18:55,292 --> 01:18:58,001 - What? Change again? - Right. 1374 01:18:59,042 --> 01:19:00,352 Wife, you're a good mother. 1375 01:19:00,376 --> 01:19:01,959 You gave birth to 7 babies. 1376 01:19:02,084 --> 01:19:04,667 With the two of us, we're altogether ninth happiness. 1377 01:19:04,876 --> 01:19:07,542 The babies are hungry, come to feed them. 1378 01:19:11,126 --> 01:19:14,685 "We are all paired, we're so happy." 1379 01:19:14,709 --> 01:19:18,268 "We wish you healthy, and wealthy." 1380 01:19:18,292 --> 01:19:20,102 "Love together, love forever." 1381 01:19:20,126 --> 01:19:21,852 "We must be happy and healthy." 1382 01:19:21,876 --> 01:19:23,709 "Just like flower blossom." 1383 01:19:23,792 --> 01:19:25,560 "While the rainbow rises." 1384 01:19:25,584 --> 01:19:28,209 "Have a Happy New Year." 1385 01:19:28,251 --> 01:19:30,102 "Congratulations." 1386 01:19:30,126 --> 01:19:31,935 "May all your wishes come true." 1387 01:19:31,959 --> 01:19:33,810 "May all your dreams come true." 1388 01:19:33,834 --> 01:19:35,626 "Better than last year." 1389 01:19:35,709 --> 01:19:39,167 "Wish you happier and happier." 1390 01:19:39,376 --> 01:19:42,709 "Wish you make big money." 1391 01:19:42,917 --> 01:19:44,727 "Wish you have good love." 1392 01:19:44,751 --> 01:19:46,477 "Wish you best luck." 1393 01:19:46,501 --> 01:19:48,227 "Wish you have glamorous life." 1394 01:19:48,251 --> 01:19:50,060 "Wish you have good luck." 1395 01:19:50,084 --> 01:19:52,727 "Cherish your lover and friends." 1396 01:19:52,751 --> 01:19:54,477 "We are really happy." 1397 01:19:54,501 --> 01:19:56,352 "Wish you a happy life." 1398 01:19:56,376 --> 01:19:58,143 "Wish you wealthy and lucky forever." 1399 01:19:58,167 --> 01:20:04,417 "Wish you good luck this year." 1400 01:20:05,876 --> 01:20:09,376 Kung Hei Fat Choi! 1401 01:20:09,709 --> 01:20:10,917 Cut! 1402 01:20:11,084 --> 01:20:12,227 Is it okay? 1403 01:20:12,251 --> 01:20:13,560 OK! 1404 01:20:13,584 --> 01:20:15,167 Celebration! 1405 01:20:29,126 --> 01:20:32,167 Chi Wan. In fact you... 1406 01:20:32,251 --> 01:20:37,292 In fact I... 1407 01:20:40,376 --> 01:20:45,209 In fact I... 1408 01:20:45,501 --> 01:20:47,501 I only have him in my mind. 1409 01:20:50,126 --> 01:20:51,334 Red... 1410 01:20:51,834 --> 01:20:53,917 Sorry... 1411 01:20:53,959 --> 01:20:56,185 I am so sad as... 1412 01:20:56,209 --> 01:20:59,560 I do not have a lover. 1413 01:20:59,584 --> 01:21:01,667 I am so lonely here. 1414 01:21:01,751 --> 01:21:03,876 I know you are looking forward to me. 1415 01:21:04,334 --> 01:21:06,251 Don't feel sad. 1416 01:21:06,667 --> 01:21:09,084 You will meet a handsome guy like a fairy... 1417 01:21:10,584 --> 01:21:12,501 I am so lonely here. 1418 01:21:12,917 --> 01:21:14,917 I know you are looking forward to me. 1419 01:21:15,251 --> 01:21:17,167 Don't feel sad. 1420 01:21:17,459 --> 01:21:23,143 You will meet a handsome guy like a fairy. 1421 01:21:23,167 --> 01:21:24,268 Wow! 1422 01:21:24,292 --> 01:21:30,126 Look at my regards. Sing a song of lamb. 1423 01:21:30,709 --> 01:21:31,893 Mee... 1424 01:21:31,917 --> 01:21:33,209 He is laughing. 1425 01:21:33,251 --> 01:21:35,876 This mistake cannot be forgive. 1426 01:21:36,292 --> 01:21:39,251 Clouds, please help me understand girls. 1427 01:21:40,126 --> 01:21:45,167 My beauty makes you impressed. 1428 01:21:45,376 --> 01:21:49,042 I want to listen to you... 1429 01:21:49,459 --> 01:21:52,376 I can only beat myself. 1430 01:21:54,126 --> 01:21:56,626 Miss has signed a contract to marry me. 1431 01:22:03,084 --> 01:22:04,227 Are you alright? 1432 01:22:04,251 --> 01:22:05,376 What's up? 1433 01:22:05,876 --> 01:22:06,917 Sorry 1434 01:22:07,834 --> 01:22:09,060 Are you alright? 1435 01:22:09,084 --> 01:22:10,417 Never mind me. 1436 01:22:12,084 --> 01:22:13,376 Though you... 1437 01:22:15,834 --> 01:22:17,751 It's you who fevered with the handsome guy, 1438 01:22:17,876 --> 01:22:19,584 you ruined Choi Wan Temple... 1439 01:22:22,834 --> 01:22:24,768 Dance of Fire will be lost soon. 1440 01:22:24,792 --> 01:22:26,018 Okay, I'll leave now. 1441 01:22:26,042 --> 01:22:27,477 I'll tell the two reporters outside... 1442 01:22:27,501 --> 01:22:29,810 ...that you rape good girls. 1443 01:22:29,834 --> 01:22:32,435 If they make you their cover story, you can't become Officer. 1444 01:22:32,459 --> 01:22:33,709 Shit! 1445 01:22:35,334 --> 01:22:37,167 Forget which magazine 1446 01:22:38,251 --> 01:22:41,001 Come here. 1447 01:22:46,542 --> 01:22:49,209 Don't you fairies make friends with human being? 1448 01:22:49,667 --> 01:22:51,334 It depends... 1449 01:22:51,542 --> 01:22:52,519 But I must make... 1450 01:22:52,543 --> 01:22:54,001 ...friends with you. 1451 01:23:01,334 --> 01:23:02,709 The hat is falling out! 1452 01:23:06,417 --> 01:23:07,876 The hat is falling out! 1453 01:23:10,459 --> 01:23:11,834 The hat is falling out! 1454 01:23:28,292 --> 01:23:29,709 Come this way! 1455 01:23:31,792 --> 01:23:33,167 Aunt, you... 1456 01:23:39,251 --> 01:23:44,626 It's slippery. 1457 01:23:47,459 --> 01:23:50,518 Fuk, Luk, help Madam out! 1458 01:23:50,542 --> 01:23:52,126 You make me lost face. 1459 01:23:53,334 --> 01:23:55,126 Madam, you've fallen to the ground. 93540