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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,600 DO IT! PRIVATE! 2 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,600 ALIBI 3 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,880 Already up? 4 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,285 You know it never sleeps! 5 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:57,320 - But I'm still sleepy... - Come on, Cinzia... please. 6 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,720 Touch me if you like. 7 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,160 I have told you to touch me, not to fuck me. 8 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,365 God, Cinzia... That's heaven! 9 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:25,600 Enough, Gianni. You'll embarrass me if you look at me that way. 10 00:02:25,635 --> 00:02:28,640 If I do, huh? What if the doctor does? 11 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:33,160 - Which doctor? - You know what I mean! 12 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,640 Come on little slut, tell me about that time at the gynaecologist�s. 13 00:02:37,675 --> 00:02:40,160 Gianni, you're really obsessed! 14 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:46,880 - Okay! You can look at me if you want! - Wait, I have a better idea. 15 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,800 No, not the tooth brush! 16 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,400 Come on, spread your legs. 17 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,140 - You're tickling me. - Do you like it, slut? 18 00:03:17,175 --> 00:03:19,925 - A little... - If you don't like it, I'll stop. 19 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:23,280 - Please, don't... - Then tell me about doctor Marin. 20 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:29,160 - No, Gianni, please. - Alright, as you wish! 21 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,560 Well... if you insist! 22 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,400 Come on little slut. Tell me. 23 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:48,520 I had stockings and garters on. 24 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:53,400 and those panties you like so much. 25 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:03,040 - And the panties? - Should I take them off? 26 00:04:03,075 --> 00:04:05,760 I think so. 27 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:15,760 - Also the stockings and the garters? - No, you can keep those. 28 00:04:15,795 --> 00:04:17,360 Get on the couch please. 29 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:30,880 - Like this, doctor Marin? - Lie down and put your legs on the supports. 30 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,880 - Am I hurting you? - A little. 31 00:04:53,915 --> 00:04:56,000 It needs lubricating. 32 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:26,080 Here... relax now. 33 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,720 Let yourself go... Does it still hurt? 34 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:34,560 No, on the contrary! 35 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:43,240 And then? 36 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,240 Did he fuck you? Say he put it inside you! 37 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:51,120 Yes... yes! We came together! 38 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:55,920 How? I want the details! Tell me, how did he fuck you? 39 00:05:55,955 --> 00:06:00,560 I was on the couch and he was standing in front of me! 40 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:03,960 Like this? 41 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,000 No, like this... I was on top! 42 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:12,240 I want it all, let's move heaven and earth! 43 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:17,440 Do you like it, slut? A cock in front and one behind! 44 00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:20,360 Yes, one in front and one behind! 45 00:06:21,559 --> 00:06:24,100 One in front and one behind! 46 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,885 You wish it was a black man's, don't you? 47 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,840 What are you saying? A black man's dick in my arse? 48 00:06:29,875 --> 00:06:32,765 Say it, slut! Say you would like it! 49 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:36,520 - Say it! - Yes, a black man's dick in my arse! 50 00:06:36,555 --> 00:06:39,320 Oh, boy! A black man's dick in my arse... 51 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,600 Room 113. 52 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:21,800 Breakfast for two. Yes... Thanks. 53 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,800 - Who is it? - Who should it be? A black man? 54 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:50,240 I'm cold... Wrap me up a little. 55 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,600 May I come in? 56 00:09:41,359 --> 00:09:43,600 Thanks. What's your name? 57 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:47,005 - Ali... I speak Italian, monsieur. - That's good. 58 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:49,440 - Thanks, also from my lady. - Not at all, sir. Enjoy your breakfast. 59 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,440 Wake up, sleepy-head! Breakfast's ready. 60 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,400 - Nice black guy. - Who, Ali? 61 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:48,400 How you do to know his name? Weren't you sleeping? 62 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:55,965 Who, me? I was... It was so to speak! 63 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,560 Around here they're all named Ali or Baba! 64 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,760 I'd like to watch you fuck with him. 65 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:19,000 - Me, but are you crazy? - Come on, I know you like him! 66 00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:23,200 He's nice, handsome, polite... and I'm sure he has a huge cock. 67 00:11:23,235 --> 00:11:27,160 - Stop it, Gianni! - Sorry, but the idea makes me wild. 68 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,960 Look! 69 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:36,680 - You're a real pig! - And what are you? 70 00:11:36,715 --> 00:11:38,045 What? 71 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:40,565 Ten minutes ago you were uncontrollable! 72 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,285 That's different... In certain moments one says anything! 73 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:50,320 But they're only words... ''When it comes to sex, everything's permitted''. 74 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,920 - "In sex veritas"! - Arsehole! 75 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:06,440 Love, we're here in Morocco for the seventh anniversary of our marriage. 76 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:09,005 You know it's the most difficult year, let's begin it well. 77 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:12,480 - Having another man fuck me? - We are 2.000 kms away from home. 78 00:12:12,515 --> 00:12:15,737 No one will ever know! And then it's a normal thing. 79 00:12:15,772 --> 00:12:18,960 - Everyone does it, even the Zanins. - They do what? 80 00:12:18,995 --> 00:12:22,720 - They swing. - The Zanins who sell tractors?! 81 00:12:22,755 --> 00:12:26,965 - Exactly! - But they go to church! 82 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,480 - That's where they meet the other swingers! - Come on! 83 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:48,320 However, when the African guy got in you liked to show him your arse. 84 00:12:48,355 --> 00:12:51,440 You see double, I was sleeping! 85 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:55,440 Sure... and moving in your sleep you showed him your body. 86 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,280 Maybe! 87 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,320 I see, you need an alibi. 88 00:13:01,355 --> 00:13:04,360 His name's Ali, not alibi!! 89 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,320 And that all happens by chance. 90 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:17,720 To go with him would be as going with some of the black guys who work 91 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,600 in our factory! - Forget the factory Cinzia. 92 00:13:20,635 --> 00:13:23,725 Forgets about Italy, forget everything! 93 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,720 We're in Casablanca, Let's just think about us! 94 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:34,640 You won't let him mistake me for a bitch, will you? 95 00:13:34,675 --> 00:13:37,177 Don't worry, it will seem natural. 96 00:13:37,212 --> 00:13:39,366 Spontaneous, simple and not pre-made. 97 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,520 You'll only have to let yourself go. 98 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,960 If that's what you really want... 99 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,885 - Good morning, monsieur. - Good morning. 100 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,000 - Can I help you? - I'd like a refreshing drink. 101 00:14:01,035 --> 00:14:03,445 - A gin fizz, maybe. - It's hot, isn't it? 102 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,580 - In my country it's winter! - Where's your lady? 103 00:14:06,615 --> 00:14:09,667 She's in our room, I think she's a little bored. 104 00:14:09,702 --> 00:14:12,720 How can it be? With such a beach and the sea... 105 00:14:12,755 --> 00:14:14,485 Dear Ali, you don't understand women. 106 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,680 Sometimes a holiday is not enough. They need something more. 107 00:14:17,715 --> 00:14:20,680 Something which makes them feel special and wanted. 108 00:14:20,715 --> 00:14:25,205 - A gift, maybe. - Exactly, a gift. 109 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:30,240 We've been married for seven years, we're here to celebrate our anniversary. 110 00:14:30,275 --> 00:14:31,805 - I thought it would be enough. - But? 111 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:36,040 But it wasn't. After 7 years, couples go through a crisis. 112 00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:38,200 A special gift is needed. 113 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:42,600 - Maybe I can help you? - You can! You'll be the gift. 114 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,960 I bed your pardon, monsieur? 115 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,725 Don't you understand? 116 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:53,040 I'm offering you a night with my wife. 117 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,400 And madam agrees? 118 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,360 Dear Ali, I told you. You don't really understand women. 119 00:15:03,395 --> 00:15:05,565 When they say no, they mean yes! 120 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:09,080 I have understood that Cinzia wouldn't mind some spicy meeting. 121 00:15:09,115 --> 00:15:11,760 That would be spicy indeed! 122 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,725 However. My wife is not a bitch. 123 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:19,405 Everything has to look spontaneous and natural. 124 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:23,920 You can count on me. I'm going to work till two a.m. 125 00:15:23,955 --> 00:15:28,400 When I order some champagne, that'll be your signal. 126 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:33,005 - I'll be ready. - Alright... How much is it? 127 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:38,200 The gin fizz is 2.00 Euros... As for the champagne, at your convenience. 128 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,920 Fucking Italians... 129 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:05,640 - Champagne's over! - Hurray to our marriage! 130 00:16:05,675 --> 00:16:07,840 I'll order another bottle. 131 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,800 The bar please. 132 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,800 A bottle of champagne. Room 113. 133 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:30,520 You like to watch? Then watch! 134 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 That's heaven... 135 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,640 Show me how you touch yourself. 136 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:22,440 That's the alibi, honey. Don't worry and happy anniversary. 137 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,320 Turn around, get on your knees. 138 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,320 Many happy returns of the day, dear! 139 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:54,440 How many? I want way many, Gianni, maaany! 140 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,240 One in front and one behind! 141 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:06,960 My God! An African dick in my arse! 142 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,320 SWITCHING PROGRAMMES 143 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,680 - 40-0. - That's not fair. 144 00:18:38,715 --> 00:18:40,685 - Why? - Foul play. 145 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,720 - What have I done? - Wrong suit! 146 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,005 That's regulation suit. 147 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:49,400 But if you wear it, it's deadly! Adversaries get distracted. 148 00:18:49,435 --> 00:18:52,160 Sorry, it's not my fault. 2-0. 149 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:08,000 - I'll accept it only, if we play doubles! - Do you like the way I play? 150 00:19:08,035 --> 00:19:12,000 I like your ass! If we play doubles I'll always have it in front of my eyes! 151 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,920 But we wouldn't win any game! 152 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:28,440 On the other hand, I'd have a permanent hard- on. 153 00:19:28,475 --> 00:19:31,405 Silly! By the way, how come Erica isn't here? 154 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:35,980 My wifey had a bellyache. She went to the gynaecologist�s. 155 00:19:36,015 --> 00:19:40,520 - How about your husband? - You know he's always late! 156 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:41,800 It's mine! 157 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,320 Hello? 158 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:54,320 That sucks, Luigi, you said you would! I see, the new programme. 159 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:58,800 You're on a meeting with whom? Bruno, Erica's husband? 160 00:19:58,835 --> 00:20:01,400 But who is it? Your husband? 161 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:06,165 Of course. If you really can't, don't worry. 162 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:11,520 I'll have his wife take me. Yes, I'm playing with her. 163 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,040 See you tonight, bye. 164 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,445 Problems? 165 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:23,360 Because my husband fucks with a few sluts? No problem. 166 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:36,680 - She is playing tennis with you. - I hope she won't beat me. 167 00:20:36,715 --> 00:20:41,325 I hope your husband isn't screwing her! 168 00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,085 ''Candid Camera'' airs on a different TV channel. 169 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:48,325 At least I don't have to pick her up, she said you will. 170 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:51,240 I can't, I have told Bruno I had to go to the gynaecologist�s. 171 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:56,000 Please, then. Mrs., make yourself comfortable. 172 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,000 I'll visit you at once! 173 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:40,840 They're wet. There must be something wrong with you. 174 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,925 - Let me see. - Stop! 175 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,840 You still haven't told me if I'll present the new program. 176 00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:53,757 - Everything in due time. - Exactly, now. 177 00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:56,605 Bruno is the director, I have to ask him. 178 00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:00,085 Who decides, the network manager or the director? 179 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:04,320 If the director does, I'll go back to play the good wifey! 180 00:22:04,355 --> 00:22:08,520 The director doesn't count. I do, but a tryout is needed! 181 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:32,400 - I've had enough of playing. - Me too. 182 00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:34,840 Tennis, at least. 183 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,125 Tennis... 184 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:41,000 Looks like my husband is discussing the new programme with you. 185 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,280 That's good to know! 186 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:50,800 If I'm on a meeting with him, I can't harass his wife! 187 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,040 Come on, let's go change clothes. 188 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,840 Show me what you can do. 189 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,520 Turn around, get to the window. 190 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,040 Come back. 191 00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,680 Kneel down... 192 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,600 Stick out the microphone. 193 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,960 Then? Am I any good? 194 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,960 You're a complete showgirl! 195 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:32,280 - Then I passed the test! - Slow down... It's just the beginning! 196 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,605 Stick a finger in my ass! 197 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:44,005 Then it's true! Directors are all perverse! 198 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:48,720 Our bosses gave us that habit. If they stop fucking us, we get impotent! 199 00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:49,920 Never let it be! 200 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:16,000 - You do it all the time, don't you? - All the time! 201 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,440 That's what the couch is for. The famous "Producer's Couch". 202 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,520 It's for testing the talent of the candidates. 203 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:31,080 - Pig! - Pig? What are you saying? 204 00:25:31,115 --> 00:25:32,080 It's showbiz, baby! 205 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,680 Marilyn also did it. Do you know how many girls... 206 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,320 are out there, ready to steal the job from you? 207 00:25:40,355 --> 00:25:42,280 Come on, get going! 208 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,200 Like that, that's good! 209 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,640 Speak to it! 210 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,760 Apply yourself, applicant! Apply yourself! 211 00:26:12,795 --> 00:26:15,600 If want to fulfil your aspirations! 212 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,960 The taste of success! 213 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,640 Now it's my turn! 214 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,880 Next season, I want to host the evening's programme! 215 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,960 Luigi takes such decisions, you know it! 216 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:21,840 Don't tell me you don't know how to handle your husband! 217 00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:27,040 I do, but I'm begging you now! Make me come! 218 00:27:27,075 --> 00:27:29,280 Please, make me come! 219 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,880 - Love, where are you? - Here, in the kitchen! 220 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,740 Wow, what a surprise! Spaghetti! 221 00:28:04,775 --> 00:28:07,280 Yes, spaghetti "puttanesca"! 222 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,165 I haven't had time for shopping. 223 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,040 No problem, darling! What did the doctor say? 224 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,300 - The doctor? - The gynaecologist. 225 00:28:16,335 --> 00:28:19,365 Oh, the gynaecologist! Nothing serious. 226 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,480 He has prescribed me some pills. I have to see him again next week. 227 00:28:22,515 --> 00:28:25,605 - That's good! - I have played tennis with Stefania. 228 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,880 Cunning women! They enjoy themselves while their husbands work! 229 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,720 What's the special occasion? 230 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:42,285 Your upgrade as a presenter! 231 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,320 Don't tell me! I won't be an assistant anymore! 232 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,480 Love... I had lost all hope. But how do you know that? 233 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,200 How do I know? 234 00:28:55,680 --> 00:29:00,080 Well, I was at today's meeting for the new programme. 235 00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:02,965 Bruno... It's fantastic! 236 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,560 Fantastic, but obvious. You've worked hard to get there. 237 00:29:06,595 --> 00:29:08,360 You deserved it. 238 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,440 You know what? You're right. 239 00:29:13,475 --> 00:29:16,240 I really deserved it! 240 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:25,440 - How was your game with Erica? - Oh, the game... 241 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:30,000 She's not that good with rackets! 242 00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,080 But she's good with microphones! 243 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:40,240 I thought about letting her host the new programme in the morning. 244 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,440 - What do you think? - Why not? 245 00:29:48,475 --> 00:29:51,560 After all, hosts are all the same. 246 00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:02,600 There's also her husband. I think he's wasted. 247 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,560 Don't you think he would deserve to be on in the evening? 248 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,160 Well, he's experienced for sure! 249 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:18,720 - And we'd pay him less than other people. - And he's a friend too, which isn't bad. 250 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,920 No doubt. 251 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,760 I trust Bruno blindly! 252 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,760 TWO HEARTS IN A HUT 253 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:53,280 That's the Mountain Chain of the Sella and that's the Sasso Lungo, 254 00:30:53,315 --> 00:30:56,400 here's the Val Badia... What a beautiful view! 255 00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,600 - Wonderful! - Pig! 256 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,560 How you call? 257 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,005 Catarina, madam. 258 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:11,720 Well, Catarina, we take room. Now however take off my boots. 259 00:31:11,755 --> 00:31:13,960 As you wish, madam. 260 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:44,400 Bravo, bravo... Bravo, Catarina. 261 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,760 - Otto! - Yes! 262 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,280 Stingy! 263 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:17,040 I am Frauberta. When I call, you come. 264 00:32:17,075 --> 00:32:20,120 I want only you, understand? 265 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,160 As you wish, Frauberta. I'll leave a message at the reception. 266 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,160 - Wonderful! - Pig! 267 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:47,160 How disgusting, Ciro! It stinks of onion! 268 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,600 Yes... It stinks of onion! 269 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:56,440 but you know what I'm going to do my love? I'll perfume it! 270 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,405 Loose woman, aren't you wearing panties? 271 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:07,000 - Of course, they're out of fashion! - Out of fashion? 272 00:33:07,035 --> 00:33:08,685 And who said that? 273 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,440 I have learned that from Frauberta, a new client. 274 00:33:12,475 --> 00:33:16,125 I have seen it in her room when I took off her boots. 275 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:21,440 Actually, to tell the truth, she directly showed it to me. 276 00:33:21,475 --> 00:33:26,640 - For a 300 Euros tip! - What the hell! 300 Euros? 277 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,885 I swear! 278 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,560 - Are you making fun of me? - It's true. 279 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:39,280 It's alright. I believe you, my love. 280 00:33:39,315 --> 00:33:42,165 And don't you like that? 281 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:47,280 On the contrary, I really like it. Very much! 282 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,560 How fresh! 283 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:58,560 Now it's fragrant with pussy! 284 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,880 - I wish more clients were like that! - Indeed, my love! 285 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:10,520 In a couple of years, we'd be able to have our own hotel! 286 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,480 Me in the kitchen and you in the rooms, my love! 287 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,680 Come in! 288 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:54,440 - You wanted to see me, madam? - Yes. 289 00:34:54,475 --> 00:34:58,320 - You prepare tub for me. - Yes, madam. 290 00:34:58,355 --> 00:34:59,777 And hurry, okay? 291 00:34:59,812 --> 00:35:01,200 Wonderful! 292 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:48,440 Good, Catarina. Now you wash my body. 293 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:11,205 And so she left 500 more Euros! 294 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:17,000 500 more Euros... wow! But in change for fornication? 295 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:21,000 Are you crazy? Frauberta would never allow that! 296 00:38:21,035 --> 00:38:23,600 She treats him like a dog! 297 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,560 What if she changes her mind? 298 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,960 What do you think? Do you want our hotel or not? 299 00:38:32,995 --> 00:38:36,645 - Yes or no? - You're right my love. 300 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:42,000 As the proverb says: if you want to find your place in this world, 301 00:38:42,035 --> 00:38:45,240 replace your heart with a toad! 302 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:49,080 In short you have to be kind. 303 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,160 But not too much, ok? Just a little! 304 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,720 Now, you lick! 305 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,560 You lick! Lick! 306 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:36,960 It hurt a little, but Flauberta left me 307 00:40:36,995 --> 00:40:39,317 a 1.000 Euros tip this time. 308 00:40:39,352 --> 00:40:41,605 1.000 Euros? My dear God! 309 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,520 And what did she give to her husband? 310 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,805 - Tell me I was good! - So and so. 311 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:53,240 After all, Otto just entered from the back door! 312 00:40:53,275 --> 00:40:57,965 You were really good! A few more sacrifices 313 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,360 and we can start thinking of the name for our hotel! 314 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:09,080 But don't let the back door become the garage's front door! 315 00:41:09,115 --> 00:41:12,280 - I thought of the name! - What is it? 316 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,680 - Two hearts in a hut. - That's too obvious! 317 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:22,840 We need something more original like a trademark. 318 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,160 - Such as? - Such as... 319 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:33,240 Two nuts in a butt! 320 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,600 HIGH SPIRITS 321 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,560 Cover yourself up. 322 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,200 Cover yourself up! 323 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,120 - Cover yourself up! - Ooh, Ugo. What the hell! 324 00:42:10,155 --> 00:42:12,525 Why didn't you come here naked? 325 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:15,200 Don't say you don't like for others to look at me! 326 00:42:15,235 --> 00:42:16,400 Cheeky girl! 327 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,365 I got it: it's time for the daily fight! 328 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:28,220 - With you it's always the right time. - Ugo, what's wrong with you? 329 00:42:28,255 --> 00:42:32,040 - Never mind, okay? - No, because you'll start again in a while! 330 00:42:32,075 --> 00:42:35,440 Therefore spit it out now and tell me what's in your mind! 331 00:42:35,475 --> 00:42:39,445 - Malaga. - Malaga? 332 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,480 - It was before we got married. - Yes, but we were already engaged. 333 00:42:42,515 --> 00:42:44,285 - Then? - Then! 334 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,080 You went with all the clients of the hotel! 335 00:42:47,115 --> 00:42:50,337 - Only those on my floor. - And the waiters. 336 00:42:50,372 --> 00:42:53,525 You know what I think! I was on holiday... 337 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:59,000 You weren't there... If I had gone with just one man, I would have felt guilty. 338 00:42:59,035 --> 00:43:03,320 It would have been betrayal! With so many instead... 339 00:43:03,355 --> 00:43:06,165 They just made my spirits high! 340 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:09,800 - You made a cuckold of me! - I would have, had I not told you. 341 00:43:09,835 --> 00:43:12,405 But I've always told you everything. 342 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,645 It's not true, you didn't tell me about Pablo. 343 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:18,120 - Pablo... the organiser? - I don't know, I wasn't in Malaga. 344 00:43:18,155 --> 00:43:20,685 Come on, Ugo. That meant nothing! 345 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:24,420 If he was the organiser, he wasn't either a client or a waiter... 346 00:43:24,455 --> 00:43:28,120 - Yet you went with him too! - It's not true! And then you knew it! 347 00:43:28,155 --> 00:43:30,040 - I told you before! - I want the details! 348 00:43:30,075 --> 00:43:33,120 - Masochist! - Bitch! 349 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,680 If you insist... 350 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,280 It was August holiday... 351 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:59,760 There was a treasure hunt... 352 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:05,120 My eye fell on Pablo and his eye fell on me. 353 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,520 Wait, where are you going? 354 00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:19,320 I know where the treasure is. If you give me a kiss I'll tell you! 355 00:44:19,355 --> 00:44:21,000 No, the treasure first! 356 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000 It's here. Here it is. 357 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:40,040 "Among the grass of the lawn on the Garden of Eden 358 00:44:40,481 --> 00:44:41,481 "lies a forbidden fruit, sour in winter and sweet in summer." 359 00:44:41,516 --> 00:44:42,600 Mine is just a flowerbed. 360 00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:46,400 Yours is a sweet lawn where I would like to sleep. 361 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:50,080 It's a fresh stream from which I would like to drink. 362 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,080 - Here's the garden of the Eden. - And that's the forbidden fruit. 363 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:11,685 Bravo, Michele! Sour in winter and sweet in summer! 364 00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:14,680 Come on, Maricia. Let's pick it up before the others arrive! 365 00:45:14,715 --> 00:45:17,000 Yes, let them die with envy! 366 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,720 - They have found the treasure! - Then you'll get no prize! 367 00:45:21,755 --> 00:45:25,280 - I found the treasure before them! - But they've picked it up. 368 00:45:25,315 --> 00:45:28,725 Are you sure? Then what is this? 369 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:34,720 What a grapefruit! That's the forbidden fruit! Sour in winter and sweet in summer! 370 00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,645 - But did you swallow? - How do I know! 371 00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:50,160 - It was so long ago... Maybe I did. - Bitch! 372 00:45:50,195 --> 00:45:51,960 Masochist. 373 00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:55,525 - But why did you do it? - I told you! 374 00:45:55,560 --> 00:46:01,560 I was on holiday, you weren't there... And I wanted to tease Maricia! 375 00:46:01,675 --> 00:46:05,040 She went around saying she had gone with Pablo! 376 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:12,485 However, I see that you liked my story. 377 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,200 Listen, I'm going to swim. Are you coming as well? 378 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,720 Come on! 379 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:53,125 Raffaella, you make me crazy! 380 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,285 Good husband who gets excited by my stories! 381 00:46:56,320 --> 00:47:00,680 - Tell me about your high spirits again! - Do you believe everything I say? 382 00:47:00,715 --> 00:47:04,160 Of course! I know what a slut you are. 383 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,365 - Come on, tell me! - What? You know all! 384 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:11,160 Maybe something more recent, something you did after we got married. 385 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:16,240 - And you won't go wild? - Wilder than this? 386 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:22,540 It was about one year ago, the National Railroad Company was on strike. 387 00:47:22,575 --> 00:47:27,227 Maricia and Fabio, my colleagues on the Eurostar from Rome to Milan, 388 00:47:27,262 --> 00:47:31,880 were going with me for a drink at chief conductor Giorgio's place. 389 00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,960 What would you looking for? An after work gang-bang? 390 00:47:38,995 --> 00:47:42,245 Don't argue, nasty girl. Aren't I your chief? 391 00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:45,640 - I have to inspect the inspector. - We're not alone. 392 00:47:45,675 --> 00:47:48,005 And Fabio is a friend of my husband's. 393 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:52,280 I'm a friend of Maricia's husband's too, but I won't tell him anything! 394 00:47:52,315 --> 00:47:55,400 Come on slut, we are all on the same boat. 395 00:47:55,435 --> 00:47:57,920 On the same train! 396 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:06,680 Take off those panties, so you won't have to do it in front of the others. 397 00:48:06,715 --> 00:48:09,800 And who tells you I'd take them off? 398 00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:15,000 - Sooner or later you'll have to. - Then take them off for me. 399 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:24,360 You're naughty! You'll be punished for wearing an improper suit. 400 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,260 - And then? - And then, enough! 401 00:48:37,295 --> 00:48:39,320 What the fuck! End your story! 402 00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,880 I can't believe it ended that way! 403 00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:10,280 And then... we have changed the subject. 404 00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:15,240 We spoke about switches! 405 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:20,120 All aboard! Let's go! 406 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,520 Service work. Switching in progress! 407 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,605 Come on, Giorgio, the train is late! 408 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:50,760 - Let me punch the ticket! - Coming on the second track! 409 00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:55,760 HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE! (CHE GUEVERA) 410 00:49:55,761 --> 00:49:57,761 - The Eurostar 971 is coming too! - The 7:30 express is getting in! 411 00:49:57,796 --> 00:49:59,680 Death to the strike-breakers! 412 00:49:59,681 --> 00:50:03,681 Long live the strike! Who works won't fuck! 413 00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,600 Hello? 414 00:50:15,601 --> 00:50:18,600 An inspection is needed, see you at my place this afternoon? 415 00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,040 Not today Giorgio, I'll call you back. 416 00:50:22,075 --> 00:50:25,005 - What was it about? - Routine work. 417 00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:28,960 Work my ass! It wasn't a fantasy but an affair. 418 00:50:28,995 --> 00:50:33,137 - It's not how it seems! - High spirits she said! 419 00:50:33,172 --> 00:50:37,245 - That's deception. - No, Ugo. Let me explain. 420 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:42,280 I did it for you, to refresh the repertoire. Otherwise what should I tell you? 421 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,445 And then, after all, deception, 422 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:51,280 isn't that bad, if you think about it! 423 00:50:51,315 --> 00:50:55,365 Slut, cow, bitch! 424 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,840 Oh, yeah! My love... yeah, Raffaella! 425 00:50:57,875 --> 00:51:00,845 Say you did it for me! 426 00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,600 For you, to make you happy! That's how I like you. 427 00:51:03,601 --> 00:51:06,560 - Cuckolded and happy! - Whore! 428 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:12,685 Bitch, slut... Raffaella, promise me you'll do it again! 429 00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:17,080 - Swear that you'll always betray me! - I'll betray you whenever I want! 430 00:51:17,115 --> 00:51:22,080 Raffaella, thanks... Thanks of for your high spirits! 431 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:32,440 DISGRACED BE THOSE WHO THINK ILL 432 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,360 That's good... 433 00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:50,560 Have you seen that guy jerking off among the dunes? 434 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,640 Lift your arm, show me your armpit. 435 00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:00,200 That's good... Hands on your tits. 436 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,120 Not like that, like Sabrina Ferilli, when she pretends to cover them. 437 00:52:04,155 --> 00:52:07,920 - Like this? - Yes. You are very good! 438 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:11,005 I like you so much! 439 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:14,200 And how about that woman who realized he was masturbating on her 440 00:52:14,235 --> 00:52:16,520 and did the same for him? Do it as well! 441 00:52:16,555 --> 00:52:18,200 Put your feet there... 442 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:24,440 - Like that... Spread your legs. More. - Is that alright? 443 00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:28,285 Yes. Raise your tummy. Right there! 444 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,760 Now slide two fingers in your pussy, honey. 445 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:35,440 Yes, good... My God, you make me crazy! 446 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,280 Good, move them a little. 447 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,800 And how about the cock of that man who was smearing his wife's arse with cream? 448 00:52:43,835 --> 00:52:47,720 Yeah, like that... They both knew they were being watched. 449 00:52:47,755 --> 00:52:50,377 He caressed her cheeks to show he owned them. 450 00:52:50,412 --> 00:52:53,000 She offered her ass not only to her husband, 451 00:52:53,035 --> 00:52:55,877 but also to all those who watched them! 452 00:52:55,912 --> 00:52:58,720 Move your fingers from pussy to mouth. 453 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,120 Come on, suck them well! 454 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:05,480 You like it, don't you? 455 00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:10,920 Say you like your own juice! 456 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:15,240 Is it sweet, is it salty? What's its taste? 457 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:20,620 Or you'd rather have a strawberry ice cream, 458 00:53:20,655 --> 00:53:23,767 as the one sucked by that shaved up blonde... 459 00:53:23,802 --> 00:53:26,880 What a piece of butt she had! Turn around! 460 00:53:26,915 --> 00:53:29,080 On your knees! 461 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,080 Not like that, doggy style! Doggy style, come on, turn around! 462 00:53:35,115 --> 00:53:37,757 - Put your head down. - Like this? 463 00:53:37,792 --> 00:53:40,400 Put three pillows under your belly. 464 00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:45,280 - Now arch your back. - But are you sure? 465 00:53:45,315 --> 00:53:47,960 Absolutely sure, but go down! 466 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,640 That's, perfect, lift up your cheeks. Spread the buttocks! 467 00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:03,000 We'll make a calendar out of it! Much better than Anna Falchi and Monica Bellucci! 468 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:08,040 Delightful! As perfumed as tortellini's filling! 469 00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:12,400 So tasty! As sweet as grandmother's cakes! 470 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,240 As spicy as seasoned cheese! 471 00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,280 Love, I can't resist! 472 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:23,320 - Don't even think about it! - Give it to me, I want it! 473 00:54:23,355 --> 00:54:29,000 No, I said no! What are you going to do, rape me? 474 00:54:29,035 --> 00:54:31,880 Shit! We agreed we'd do it sooner or later! 475 00:54:31,915 --> 00:54:33,605 But it isn't sooner or later yet. 476 00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:37,165 We're on holiday, if not now, then when? 477 00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:42,320 - After our wedding, okay? - You'll make me go crazy! 478 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:49,840 Come on Franco, please... 479 00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:54,520 Please... Just fuck me now. 480 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:03,840 I ask you for heaven and you give me purgatory! 481 00:55:03,875 --> 00:55:05,920 Why aren't you ever satisfied? 482 00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:19,240 I don't understand, what's wrong with ass-fucking? 483 00:55:19,275 --> 00:55:22,160 It hurts... You're too well hung. 484 00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:26,320 I've never met any woman who complained about that... 485 00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:35,320 Alright, stick a finger in it... 486 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,485 I know you like it, slut! 487 00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:46,480 - Say you like it! - My God, love... 488 00:55:46,515 --> 00:55:48,720 Yes, I like it... 489 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:54,560 When we are married I'll give it to you whenever you want it! 490 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:14,280 - Does it remind you of something? - Hell yes! 491 00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,280 Of the wedding gift you have promised me. 492 00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:25,280 Very nice. My congratulations. 493 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,280 Nice arse. 494 00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:34,280 Thanks to the model. 495 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:38,245 - She's really gifted - Thanks. 496 00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:42,280 Congratulations from two friends of mine too. 497 00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,285 What has he said? 498 00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:47,160 He said congratulations from two friends of his too. 499 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:50,300 - I'm becoming famous. - Of course. 500 00:56:50,335 --> 00:56:52,880 I hope he won't hang me in his shop! 501 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:58,440 Those two people are keen on such things. 502 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,400 - I told them it's a new trend. - There's no problem. 503 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,440 And what have they said, exactly? 504 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,440 They asked me to give you this. 505 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:22,440 You know, they're English. They like intrigued situation, 506 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,405 they always have. 507 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:30,440 They asked me to invite you to tonight's party at their place. 508 00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:38,440 How much is it? 509 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:43,440 You won't be charged for that. It's all on Mr. Noel. 510 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,600 Okay, that's right. 511 00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,440 - Thanks. - See you. 512 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,000 Put on something nice! 513 00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,565 I'm sure we'll have a good time! 514 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:24,880 - I don't know what to wear! - Anything provocative. 515 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:29,200 - Pantyhose or suspender belt? - You don't even have to ask. 516 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,080 How about these ones? 517 01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:20,200 - Why don't you come without any? - But what are you doing? 518 01:00:20,235 --> 01:00:24,280 - We have to get dressed! - You know I can't resist your arse. 519 01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:28,040 - Franco, stop it. We'll be late. - It won't take long. 520 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:36,240 I said no, how many times should I repeat it? 521 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,560 What the fuck! I'm dying with desire! 522 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:44,520 I'm not, not now at least! Hurry up, they're waiting for us. 523 01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:55,520 Don't screw with the English though, understood? 524 01:00:55,555 --> 01:00:58,360 Of course, and neither do you. 525 01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:03,600 But you can use your hands and tongue, in case. 526 01:01:03,635 --> 01:01:06,480 I know how to behave, don't worry. 527 01:01:09,560 --> 01:01:12,640 - Promised? - Promised. 528 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:26,805 - Do you think we should quit? - What? 529 01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:30,640 - Going to see the English! - No, let's go. 530 01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:32,840 Why should we? 531 01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,640 It was so to speak. 532 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:02,560 - Cheers. - Cheers. 533 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:09,600 How long are you staying here? 534 01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:12,600 Two or three more days. 535 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:15,600 To your stay then. 536 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,840 Ne g�zel, ben de �yle. 537 01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,805 Off, �z�r dilerim 538 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:29,040 That's nothing, just champagne. It brings luck. 539 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:31,600 Yes, it brings luck. 540 01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:37,120 Come on, darling. 541 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:49,240 Congratulations on your pictures, they're wonderful! 542 01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:52,240 - Have you seen them? - Absolutely 543 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,365 Follow me, I'll show you my pictures. 544 01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,925 - Have a seat. Do you smoke? - Sometimes. 545 01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:03,840 In the box in front of you there are some Havana cigars. 546 01:03:03,875 --> 01:03:06,360 - Please help yourself? - With pleasure. 547 01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:28,360 - Ready? - Yes. 548 01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:49,120 They're all hotels! 549 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:53,600 That's exactly our hobby. 550 01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:58,120 To take pictures of my wife's arse in all the hotels of the world. 551 01:03:58,720 --> 01:03:59,720 Delicious souvenir. 552 01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:03,320 Better than any postcard. 553 01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:09,320 Gotta pee. 554 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:12,320 Please! 555 01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,120 Hi� buna penis dokundu mu? 556 01:04:39,155 --> 01:04:40,120 No! 557 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:43,320 �zin ver. 558 01:04:43,355 --> 01:04:45,320 Look! 559 01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:50,320 O lala..! Islanm��s�n! 560 01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,320 it's a vintage! 561 01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:57,880 Yes, it's of a good vintage! 562 01:04:57,915 --> 01:05:00,057 Evet, o iyi bir mahsul�nd�r! 563 01:05:00,092 --> 01:05:02,200 Onu hemen i�mek istiyorum. 564 01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:14,080 Here's the sailors series. 565 01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:16,680 Sailors, 566 01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:23,840 soldiers... They all have to do with water and birds. 567 01:05:23,955 --> 01:05:26,320 Prostitutes, in short! 568 01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,440 It took you so long! 569 01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:42,480 It's not my fault! The T- shirt took long to dry up. 570 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:47,440 Seat down darling. 571 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:55,440 Have you taken me here to dance with me? 572 01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:30,440 Wonderful music and wonderful lady. 573 01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:50,960 You are very sexy. 574 01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:59,520 I want to take some pictures of you. 575 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:12,080 as those your boyfriend took. 576 01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:23,840 That way? 577 01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:13,600 What have you done? 578 01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:24,725 Did you have a good time with the lady in the bath? 579 01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:29,800 - And you in the porch? - That bitch knows her business! 580 01:09:29,835 --> 01:09:32,480 - What do you mean? - She took advantage of me. 581 01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:42,240 As her husband did with me! 582 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:49,720 - What do you mean? - He knows his business too. 583 01:09:49,755 --> 01:09:53,360 - What business? - Whatever. 584 01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,200 Did he show it to you? 585 01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:02,360 Of course! 586 01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,960 Does it look like mine? 587 01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:17,320 Shorter... 588 01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:24,205 and smaller, but very hard! 589 01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:26,840 What a whore! That wasn't the deal! 590 01:10:26,875 --> 01:10:29,080 But you fucked her too! 591 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:37,440 - Did he fuck you well, at least? - We didn't fuck. 592 01:10:37,475 --> 01:10:41,080 Technically we did something else. 593 01:10:41,115 --> 01:10:43,600 - No! - Yes. 594 01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:50,760 - Did he put it in your arse? - It was sudden. 595 01:10:50,795 --> 01:10:53,277 When I realized it it was too late. 596 01:10:53,312 --> 01:10:56,316 What a bitch! I can't do it but he can! 597 01:10:56,351 --> 01:11:00,355 I told you it was smaller than yours. 598 01:11:00,390 --> 01:11:04,325 Don't worry, I'll keep my promise. 599 01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:08,640 When we are married I'll give it to you whenever you want, okay? 600 01:11:08,675 --> 01:11:10,360 Fuck off! 601 01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:14,840 I won't talk to a woman with a deflowered ass! 602 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:27,960 CALL ME A BITCH I LIKE THAT 603 01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:39,605 Yes, sir. We saw the bell tower's clock. 604 01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:43,400 How's things at the factory? Did the Germans show up? 605 01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:48,640 Look at you! Those are two threshing machines and four tractors! 606 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:53,240 I'll take care of that. Let's say tomorrow morning! 607 01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:56,080 No post-dated checks! 608 01:11:57,520 --> 01:12:00,640 Money first, then the machines! Are you crazy? 609 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:05,120 Money first. 610 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,200 I really needed a bath! 611 01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:13,740 Alright, see you tomorrow. Yes, bye. 612 01:12:13,775 --> 01:12:17,120 Work, always work! Even on honeymoon! 613 01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:20,960 Sorry but the Germans aren't sending the money. 614 01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:25,640 I couldn't imagine that it was so warm in London! 615 01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:28,640 What are you doing? They could be watching you. 616 01:12:28,675 --> 01:12:31,040 Who should be watching me? There is nobody! 617 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:38,960 The British go to bed early. My God what a sirocco! 618 01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:46,600 Smell me! 619 01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:52,805 What a nice smell! You smell of soap. 620 01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:57,720 Do you like it? It's the bubble bath, it also has to be an aphrodisiac. 621 01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:03,340 - I want you, little whore... - Me too... Get undressed. 622 01:13:03,375 --> 01:13:08,400 It's not the weather. It's the English teacher who's hot! 623 01:13:08,435 --> 01:13:10,725 If your students saw you... 624 01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:15,080 Leave my students out. Aren't we on honeymoon? 625 01:13:15,115 --> 01:13:17,845 What's wrong with to playing a little? 626 01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:22,120 Nothing, you're right. Turn around, I'll kiss that butt! 627 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,565 - What have you said? - That you're a pig! 628 01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:31,480 Me a pig? I'm only fulfilling my marital duties. 629 01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:34,680 Oh yeah, Oscar... 630 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:40,220 Come on, lick it... Make me come. 631 01:13:40,255 --> 01:13:43,840 Do you like it? Tell me you like it. 632 01:13:43,875 --> 01:13:47,160 I like it like crazy! 633 01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:09,805 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 634 01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:13,880 Yes, no... Sorry, love. I was getting cold. 635 01:14:13,915 --> 01:14:17,920 Cold? You're kidding me! It's so hot in here! 636 01:14:17,955 --> 01:14:20,160 Come on open the curtain... 637 01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:24,620 - Should I open it? - Yes, open it! 638 01:14:24,655 --> 01:14:28,280 And come back here, I want you! 639 01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:33,880 Put it in me, what are you waiting for? 640 01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:39,480 Your students must be jerking off like crazy watching your arse! 641 01:14:39,515 --> 01:14:42,765 If they do I'll fail them! 642 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:47,600 They'll get corns in their hands stroking it! 643 01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:52,125 London's air did you well! 644 01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:56,760 It isn't London, it is your blessed ass! 645 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,320 Virgin Mary, what's that? My God! 646 01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:14,720 It'd make me stay hard for three days! 647 01:15:14,755 --> 01:15:19,000 You pig! Why did you bring me here? 648 01:15:19,035 --> 01:15:21,760 I know why, let me do my job. 649 01:15:24,600 --> 01:15:27,440 - What do you want? - He asked for what we want. 650 01:15:27,475 --> 01:15:28,560 Something like that. 651 01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:54,120 - Have you seen? - What? 652 01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:58,640 - She touched my breasts! - It was just to measure them! 653 01:15:58,675 --> 01:16:00,565 It that a local habit? 654 01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:05,760 We're in London, the great metropolis. Not in Montagnana! 655 01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:11,320 You can go, I'll make a phone call to the Germans. 656 01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:33,000 - Love, have you finished? - Yes, I'll be right there! 657 01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:38,240 - Then I can come in. - Of course, come and see! 658 01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:54,800 - Do you like it? - I got a hard- on, see. 659 01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:00,605 I don't know what it is, but I know I got a hard-on! 660 01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:04,840 Get dressed. I'll go to pay. I want to get back to the hotel. 661 01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:52,080 - What should I wear? - Whatever you want. 662 01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:11,640 If my colleagues in Montagnana saw me! 663 01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:13,965 Who knows how many times they imagine you like that. 664 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:18,800 - Oscar, what are you saying? - What am I saying? Don't worry... 665 01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:21,120 Wait... 666 01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:42,800 Oscar! I like it like crazy! 667 01:21:42,835 --> 01:21:44,760 Enough, I can't resist! 668 01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:49,560 - Wait... - For what? 669 01:21:49,595 --> 01:21:51,720 I want to be on top! 670 01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:02,320 Call me a bitch, I like that! 671 01:22:02,355 --> 01:22:03,840 Bitch! 672 01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:08,920 Come on! Louder! Say it again! 673 01:22:08,955 --> 01:22:10,760 Bitch! 674 01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:17,285 Come on, louder, come on! 675 01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:22,400 Say it, say it! Call me a bitch, I like that! 676 01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:25,720 Bitch, yes! Bitch! 677 01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:32,760 Do you like it, pig? Do you like to watch? 678 01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:10,300 - Then you already knew it? - I didn't know it! 679 01:23:10,335 --> 01:23:15,005 But yesterday I liked to feel his eyes on me, 680 01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:19,160 to know I was desired by two men and not only by one. 681 01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:25,440 You know what? You're a real bitch! 682 01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:28,560 Perhaps that's why I married you! 683 01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:44,280 Who is it? 684 01:23:54,080 --> 01:23:55,760 Was it him? 685 01:23:56,760 --> 01:23:58,400 What did he want? 686 01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:08,560 - Congratulate on your cock. - What? A faggot? 687 01:24:08,595 --> 01:24:11,765 So it seems! He wasn't watching me, 688 01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:15,445 but that snake you have between your legs! 689 01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:18,040 - Let's draw the curtain then! - Let me work on this cock... 690 01:24:18,042 --> 01:24:20,041 Then I'll turn off the light. 691 01:24:21,880 --> 01:24:23,400 - Let's turn it on! - Let's turn it off. 692 01:24:24,480 --> 01:24:25,960 - Let's turn it on. - Let's turn it off. 693 01:24:27,040 --> 01:24:29,080 - Let's turn it on. - Let's turn it off, I said! 694 01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:33,200 Oscar, you're such a bore! 695 01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:38,520 Shh... look who the pig is! 54634

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