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>> Steve: FROM STUDIO 6B IN
ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART
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OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE
TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JIMMY FALLON."
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TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS -
JANE FONDA
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JOE KEERY,
MUSICAL GUEST: ALEX G,
AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY
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ROOTS CREW
>> Questlove: 1683
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
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>> Questlove: 1683
>> Steve: AND NOW, HERE HE IS,
JIMMY FALLON
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*
*
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: OH
COME ON!
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MWAH
THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!
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OH, I SEE YOU.
I LOVE YOU
PLEASE, ENJOY YOURSELF
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ENJOY YOURSELF
THANK YOU.
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME TO
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"THE TONIGHT SHOW.
YOU ARE HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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YOU MADE IT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
WELL, GUYS, THIS WILL PUT YOU
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IN A GOOD MOOD
I WANT TO SAY CONGRATS TO OUR
GOOD FRIENDS JENNIFER LOPEZ AND
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BEN AFFLECK WHO GOT MARRIED
OVER THE WEEKEND IN LAS VEGAS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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ISN'T THAT GREAT
THAT'S RIGHT
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THEY GOT MARRIED AT
A DRIVE-THRU CHAPEL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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YOU KNOW INFLATION IS BAD WHEN
EVEN THOSE TWO ARE LIKE, "LET'S
JUST DO IT IN VEGAS.
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LET'S JUST GO TO VEGAS."
THE GUY WHO MARRIED THEM WAS
LIKE, "WOW, YOU TWO ARE THE
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BEST BEN AND J. LO
IMPERSONATORS I'VE EVER SEEN
YOU'RE REALLY GOOD."
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[ LAUGHTER ]
YEP, THEY GOT MARRIED AT A
A DRIVE-THRU CHAPEL WHICH WAS
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A COMPROMISE 'CAUSE JEN WANTED
TO GET MARRIED AT A CHAPEL AND
BEN WANTED TO GET MARRIED
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A DUNKIN' DONUTS DRIVE-THRU.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HE'S LIKE, "IT'S VERY BOSTON
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IT'S A BOSTON THING.
I SAW THAT J. LO IS TAKING
BEN'S LAST NAME AND WILL NOW GO
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BY JENNIFER AFFLECK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT'S GOOD.
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BECAUSE IF SHE WENT BY JENNIFER
LOPEZ-AFFLECK, HER NICKNAME
WOULD BE J LOAF.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
NOT AS CUTE.
EVER SINCE THE NEWS CAME OUT
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ABOUT JENNIFER LOPEZ AND
BEN AFFLECK'S SURPRISE WEDDING,
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
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SAYING THE WHOLE STORY REMINDS
THEM OF THE PLOT OF A J.LO
MOVIE.
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>> Tariq: I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT
ALL DAY.
>> Jimmy: WHAT'S THAT, TARIQ
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>> Tariq: YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE
THING IS JUST LIKE THAT J.LO
MOVIE WHERE, YOU KNOW, SHE
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MAKES THE GUY WHO WAS HOLDING
UP THAT SIGN, SHE MARRIES HIM.
>> Jimmy: YOU MEAN "MARRY ME?"
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>> Tariq: NO, NO, NO, NOT
"MARRY ME.
THE ONE WERE SHE MARRIES THE
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GUY WHO SAVES HER FROM BEING
CRUSHED BY -- IT WAS LIKE
A RUNAWAY DUMPSTER
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>> Jimmy: YOU MEAN "THE WEDDING
PLANNER.
>> Tariq: NO, NO, NO
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I MEAN, THE ONE WHERE SHE FALLS
FOR THE HUNKY SENATE CANDIDATE
WHO'S STAYING AT THE HOTEL
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WHERE SHE WORKS.
>> Jimmy: "MAID IN MANHATTAN"?
>> Tariq: NO, NO, NO
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I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ONE WHERE
HER MOTHER-IN-LAW, SHE WEARS
THE WHITE DRESS TO HER WEDDING
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INSTEAD OF THE PEACH COLORED
ONE THAT J. LO ASKED HER TO.
>> Jimmy: YEAH,
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"MONSTER-IN-LAW.
>> Tariq: JIMMY, HAVE YOU EVER
SEEN A J. LO MOVIE
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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
IT'S THE ONE WHERE SHE AND HER
FRIENDS, THEY COMMIT CREDIT
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FRAUD YOU KNOW IN FUR COATS.
>> Jimmy: "HUSTLERS.
>> Tariq: NO, NO, NOT
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"HUSTLERS.
NO
[ LAUGHTER ]
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THE ONE WHERE SHE'S A REAL
ESTATE AGENT AND THEN SHE
FIGURES OUT THAT JASON STATHAM
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IS A JEWEL THIEF
>> Jimmy: "PARKER"
>> Tariq: COME ON, MAN
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YOU KNOW THE ONE
LIKE, WHEN SHE'S A FEMALE
SABER-TOOTH TIGER FORCED TO
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JOIN A BAND OF PIRATES
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "ICE AGE: CONTINENTAL
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DRIFT"
>> Tariq: NO
[ LAUGHTER ]
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NO
THE ONE WHERE HER NEW STUDENT
BECOMES OBSESSED WITH HER AND
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THEN THEY HAVE THAT BIG
SHOWDOWN IN THE BARN
>> Jimmy: "THE BOY NEXT DOOR."
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>> Tariq: JIMMY, LOOK, IT'S THE
ONE WHERE SHE USES VR TO TRAVEL
INSIDE THE MIND OF A PSYCHOPATH
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IN ORDER TO SAVE HIS LATEST
VICTIM
>> Jimmy: "THE CELL"
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>> Tariq: NO
[ LAUGHTER ]
THE ONE WHERE SHE TEAMS UP WITH
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ICE CUBE, YOU KNOW, TO FIGHT AN
ANACONDA
>> Jimmy: "ANACONDA.
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>> Tariq: YEAH, "ANACONDA.
THAT'S IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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>> Jimmy: HOW DOES THE SURPRISE
WEDDING IN LAS VEGAS REMIND YOU
OF "ANACONDA."
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>> Tariq: WAS JON VOIGHT THERE
>> Jimmy: NO
>> Tariq: OH, WELL, NEVER MIND
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: MOVING ON.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS
ON FRIDAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN HELD
A CONTROVERSIAL MEETING WITH
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THE CROWN PRINCE OF
SAUDI ARABIA
BUT THE REAL CONTROVERSY WAS
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THAT BIDEN GREETED HIM WITH
A FIST BUMP.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
WATCH THIS
WATCH THIS
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>> Jimmy: OH
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YEAH
BIDEN SAID THAT WASN'T A FIST
BUMP
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THAT WAS ME TRYING TO PUNCH HIM
AS HARD AS I COULD
[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ STREET FIGHTER SHOUT ]
NOT A GREAT LOOK
IT'S LIKE GREETING PUTIN WITH
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A CHEST BUMP AND A BRO-HUG
"MY MAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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MEANWHILE, I READ THAT
DR. FAUCI SAID THAT HE PLANS TO
RETIRE BY THE END OF PRESIDENT
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BIDEN'S TERM
YEAH, THEN EVERYONE TURNED TO
BIDEN LIKE, "IS THERE ANYTHING
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YOU'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE, TOO?
[ LAUGHTER ]
OF COURSE, ONCE HE'S GONE,
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FAUCI WILL BE REPLACED BY
A NEW, SLIGHTLY WEAKER VARIANT
[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ AUDIENCE OHS ]
GUYS, LISTEN TO THIS
ACCORDING TO A RECENT STUDY,
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COVID CAN LIVE ON FROZEN MEAT
FOR MORE THAN A MONTH.
I FEEL BAD FOR THE SCIENTIST
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WHO SPENT A MONTH RUBBING NASAL
SWABS ON FROZEN MEAT
[ LAUGHTER ]
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SERIOUSLY, YOU KNOW, WE'RE
LIVING IN FUN TIMES WHEN YOU'RE
GIVING YOUR SAUSAGE A PCR TEST
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YOU KNOW
[ LAUGHTER ]
*
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>> Tariq: SAUSAGE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: MEANWHILE, ARBY'S WAS
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LIKE, "THIS DOESN'T APPLY TO US
'CAUSE OUR MEAT IS STORED AT
ROOM TEMPERATURE."
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[ LAUGHTER ]
SOME BUSINESS NEWS
THERE'S A NEW LAWSUIT AGAINST
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SKITTLES THAT CLAIMS THAT THEY
CONTAIN A KNOWN TOXIN CALLED
TITANIUM DIOXIDE
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WELL, SKITTLES WANTS TO ENSURE
PEOPLE THAT THEIR CANDY IS SAFE
AND TOXIN FREE
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BUT I THINK THEIR NEW AD WENT
A LITTLE TOO FAR
WATCH THIS
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>> HERE AT SKITTLES, WE WANT TO
SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT.
WE DON'T USE HARMFUL TOXINS
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BECAUSE ALL OF OUR CANDY
IS 100% ORGANIC.
EACH AND EVERY SKITTLE IS
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LOCALLY GROWN, FREE RANGE, AND
GRASS FED.
THEN, OF COURSE, ALL SKITTLES
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ARE HUMANELY SLAUGHTERED
SKITTLES, TELL 'EM OLE' FARMER
SKITTY SENT YA
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Steve: FARMER SKITTY.
>> Jimmy: YOU GUYS, YOU KNOW, I
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WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS.
I SAW THIS TODAY, IN TIKTOK,
THEIR HEAD OF GLOBAL SECURITY
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JUST STEPPED DOWN.
YEAH, AND HE ACTUALLY RELEASED
A VIDEO ANNOUNCING HIS
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RESIGNATION THAT WAS PRETTY ON
BRAND FOR TIKTOK
CHECK THIS OUT
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WILL BE STEPPING DOWN AS
TIKTOK'S CHIEF SECURITY
OFFICER.
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[ SLAPS FACE ]
* MY MONEY DON'
JIGGLE JIGGL
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IT FOLDS *
* I LIKE TO SEE YOU
WIGGLE, WIGGLE
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FOR SURE *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: AND HE LEFT.
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THAT'S HOW HE RESIGNED
>> Steve: DID HE RETIRE?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S HOW HE
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RESIGNED
WELL, THIS IS COOL
ARE YOU GUYS FANS OF THE GAME
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WORDLE
YOU EVER PLAY WORDLE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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WELL, I SAW THAT HASBRO AND
"THE NEW YORK TIMES" ARE
CREATING A NEW WORDLE BOARD
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GAME
[ AUDIENCE OOHS
IT'S CALLED "WORDLE: THE PARTY
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GAME."
>> Steve: OH
>> Jimmy: WE ACTUALLY GOT
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A SNEAK PEEK OF THE
INSTRUCTIONS
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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STEP ONE, THROW A PARTY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
STEP TWO, SAY, "HEY, ANYONE
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WANT TO PLAY THE NEW WORDLE
BOARD GAME?"
[ LAUGHTER ]
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STEP THREE, "WAIT, YOU ALL HAVE
TO LEAVE?"
[ LAUGHTER ]
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AND FINALLY, STEP FOUR, CLEAN
UP AND PLAY WORDLE ALONE ON
YOUR PHONE
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ SAD TUBA ]
PARTY!
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>> Steve: WORDLE PARTY
* AND WORDL
AND PART
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WORDLE PARTY
AND WORDLE *
* AND PARTY
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AND WORDLE *
>> Steve: WORDLE, WORDLE
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: HEY GUYS, I HEARD
THAT 7-ELEVEN GAVE SEVEN YEARS
OF FREE COFFEE TO THE PARENTS
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OF A BABY BORN IN ONE OF THEIR
PARKING LOTS IN WEST VIRGINIA.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
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NOW THE BABY IS ONE WEEK OLD,
JUST LIKE THE HOT DOGS
[ AUDIENCE OHS ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
FINALLY BEFORE WE GO ON, I'D
LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THANK
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SOME OF OUR SPONSORS FOR
TONIGHT'S SHOW
THEY DON'T ALWAYS FIT IN
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COMMERCIAL BREAKS AND WE WANT
TO MAKE SURE THAT WE MENTION
ALL OF THEM.
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ALL OF THEM.
IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW
SPONSORS."
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*
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* TONIGHT SHO
SPONSORS
TONIGHT SHOW
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SPONSORS*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: GOOGLE, MORE USEFUL
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THAN YOUR OWN BRAIN SINCE 1996
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
OLD NAVY, FOR WHEN YOU NEED
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A SHIRT WITH A GIANT "OLD NAVY"
LOGO ON IT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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TIC TACS, LIKE HAVING A MARACA
IN YOUR POCKET THAT LETS
EVERYONE KNOW YOU GOT THAT
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STANK BREATH
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HOME DEPOT, WE'RE BASICALLY
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LIKE IF A CORN MAZE SOLD
LIGHTBULBS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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JOHNNY ROCKETS, WE HEARD A
A BUDDY HOLLY SONG AND THOUGHT,
"THAT COULD BE A RESTAURANT.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
BUMBLEBEE TUNA, NOT SURE WHAT
BEES HAVE TO DO WITH TUNA, BUT
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WE MAKE IT WORK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
TICKETMASTER, AFTER HEARING
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THIS SLOGAN YOU WILL BE CHARGED
A $45 SLOGAN-HEARING FEE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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RED LOBSTER, MORE THAN JUST
CHEDDAR BAY BISCUITS
WE ALSO HAVE -- OKAY, YOU
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CAUGHT US, BUT GOOD BISCUITS,
RIGHT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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TWITCH, THAT 17-YEAR-OLD WHO
DABS AFTER EVERY WIN IN
FORTNITE
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YEAH, HE OWNS THREE HOUSES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
RUFFLES, WE'RE LIKE IF LAY'S
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CHIPS GOT JAMMED IN THE
PRINTER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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KITCHEN AID, WE SWEAR, IT'S
TOTALLY WORTH TAKING UP ALL
YOUR COUNTER SPACE FOR THAT ONE
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TIME OF YEAR YOU MAKE
BUTTERCREAM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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BABYBEL CHEESE, ADMIT IT, YOU
LOVE PLAYING WITH THE WAX, YOU
NASTY LITTLE FREAK
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[ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
AEROPOSTALE, WE DON'T KNOW HOW
TO SAY IT EITHER
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
U-HAUL, WE'LL GIVE YOU A
A 26-FOOT TRUCK WITH LITERALLY
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NO QUESTIONS ASKED
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND FINALLY, SPIRIT AIRLINES,
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C'MON, ROLL THE DICE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THAT'S ALL THE TIME FOR
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"TONIGHT SHOW SPONSORS."
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
THE ONE AND ONLY, THE
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BEAUTIFUL, THE STUNNING
JANE FONDA IS HERE
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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THE COOLEST.
ALSO, FROM "STRANGER THINGS,"
JOE KEERY IS ON THE SHOW
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
KEEPING IT COOL.
AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
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ALEX G
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
STICK AROUND
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
JANE FONDA, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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*
>> Jimmy: I HAVE A WEIRD
FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE
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HA-YA!
*
>> Steve: MAYBE THAT WAS A
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A SIGN
>> OH!
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK,
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EVERYBODY.
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT
AS I SAID, JANE FONDA WILL BE
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HERE ON THE SHOW THIS EVENING.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
JUST THE BEST.
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JOE KEERY WILL BE HERE FROM
"STRANGER THINGS."
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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AND OF COURSE, MUSIC FROM ALEX
G, RIGHT HERE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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BUT, BEFORE WE GET STARTED, I
HAVE SOME VERY BIG NEWS.
I AM DROPPING A SHOE
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THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
I'M DROPPING -- I'M DROPPING A
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A SNEAKER.
[ RIM SHOT ]
YEAH, I'M DROPPING -- NO, YOU
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CAN PLAY A BIG ONE IF YOU WANT
TO
>> Questlove: OKAY
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[ RIM SHOT ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WHY WOULDN'T YOU GIVE
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ME THE FULL I'M DROPPING -
>> Tariq: LET'S SEE THE SHOE
FIRST.
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>> Questlove: YEAH, LET'S SEE
IT FIRST
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, CHECK THIS
OUT.
[ DRUM ROLL
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THIS IS THE REAL DEAL.
SO, I'VE ALWAYS -- A LITTLE
BACK STORY
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I ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE MY OWN
SNEAKER.
AND I ALWAYS -- I'VE TALKED TO
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A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ABOUT DOING
STUFF IN THE PAST.
BUT, THEN, I MET THESE GENIUSES
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OVER AT MSCHF.
DO YOU KNOW THOSE DUDES?
>> Tariq: YEAH
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>> Jimmy: THEY'RE THE GUYS
THAT -- THEY DID THE LIL NAS X
SNEAKER.
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THEY'RE CALLED MSCHF, SO IT'S
SPELLED M-S-C-H-F.
>> Tariq: SO YOU DID A SNEAKER
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THAT HAS A LITTLE DROP OF
COMEDIAN BLOOD IN EVERY --
>> Jimmy: NO, THERE'S NO BLOOD
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IN MINE.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
THERE'S NO BLOOD IN MY SNEAKER
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>> Tariq: OKAY
>> Jimmy: THERE'S NO BLOOD IN
MY SNEAKER
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BUT, WE -- WE -- WE TALKED TO
DAN GREENBERG.
SO, THEY'RE OUT OF BROOKLYN,
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MET WITH DAN, AND WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT ALL THESE DUMB
IDEAS.
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AND I GO, "LOOK, IF I'M GOING
TO MAKE A SHOE, IT'S GOT TO BE
DIFFERENT.
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IT'S GOT TO CHANGE THE GAME.
IT'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING
TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
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AND WE FIGURED IT OUT.
ALL RIGHT.
[ DRUM ROLL
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WE'RE ABOUT TO SHOW IT TO YOU
NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'M READY
FOR THE -- I DON'T KNOW IF I'M
READY FOR THE -- I'M NOT READY
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FOR THE -- I'M NOT READY FOR
THE DRUM ROLL YET.
HERE IT IS
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THIS IS THE MSCHF GOBSTOMPER
[ DRUM ROLL
JIMMY FALLON EDITION
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NOW, LOOK AT THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HERE'S THE IDEA BEHIND THIS.
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READY FOR THIS
>> Questlove: SURE
>> Jimmy: READY FOR THIS
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YOU'RE GOING TO FREAK OUT.
ALL RIGHT, CHECK THIS OUT.
SO, YOU OPEN THIS -- I'M
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UNBOXING FOR THE FIRST TIME.
YEAH
[ AUDIENCE OHS ]
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OH, GET READY.
NO, GET READY.
YOU'RE GOING TO FREAK OUT.
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DUDE, YOU'RE GOING TO FREAK
OUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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SO, LOOK -- NOW LOOK, NOW LOOK
NOW CHECK THIS OUT
SO, IT'S LIKE A SKATER SHOE,
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RIGHT?
SO THIS IS THE SHOE RIGHT HERE,
RIGHT?
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[ AUDIENCE OHS ]
THE IDEA BEHIND THIS SHOE IS
THIS -- THE MORE YOU WEAR IT
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AND WEAR IT DOWN AND BREAK IT
IN, THERE'S DIFFERENT LAYERS OF
COLORS IN THE SNEAKER.
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[ SCATTERED APPLAUSE ]
LIKE A GOBSTOMPER.
THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED
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GOBSTOMPER
LIKE A GOBSTOMPER.
SO LET ME JUST SHOW YOU, THIS
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IS THE SNEAKER WHEN YOU JUST
FIRST WEAR IT.
AND YOU CAN WEAR IT ALL AROUND
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YOU CAN SKATE WITH IT.
YOU CAN DANCE WITH IT, WHATEVER
YOU WANT TO DO
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AND THEN, WHEN IT GETS WORN
DOWN, LOOK AT THIS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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*
YEAH
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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EVERY SHOE WILL LOOK DIFFERENT
IT'S CALLED THE GOBSTOMPER
IT'S GOING TO DROP, THAT'S WHAT
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THEY CALL IT, NEXT THURSDAY,
JULY 20th AT 1:00 P.M. EASTERN
STANDARD TIME.
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THEY'LL BE SOLD IN A 24-HOUR
DRAW
GO TO MSCHFSNEAKERS.COM.
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OR JUST SEARCH MSCHF SNEAKERS
IN THE APP STORE
IT'S THE GOBSTOMPERS
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I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
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GUYS, OUR VERY FIRST GUEST IS
A LEGENDARY ACTOR AND ACTIVIST
SHE CREATED THE LIVE STREAM
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"FIRE DRILL FRIDAYS" TO BRING
ATTENTION TO CLIMATE CHANGE.
AND SHE STARS IN THE NEW
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ANIMATED MOVIE, "LUCK," WHICH
PREMIERES AUGUST 5th ON APPLE
TV PLUS.
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TV PLUS.
PLEASE WELCOME, THE ONE AND
ONLY, JANE FONDA
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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*
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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>> Jimmy: JANE FONDA
>> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
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IT IS SO GREAT TO SEE YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING ON
THE SHOW
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>> I HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE
QUESTLOVE, THOUGH.
HIS -- THAT DOCUMENTARY,
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"SUMMER OF SOUL" WAS -
>> Jimmy: YEP.
THAT WAS -
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>> CONGRATULATIONS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Questlove: THANK YOU.
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>> Jimmy: HE NAILED IT
EVERY TIME YOU'RE HERE, WE
ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
EVERYTHING
BUT, FIRST, I WANT TO TALK TO
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YOU ABOUT, YOU'RE AN
UNBELIEVABLE ACTOR
YOU'RE AN UNBELIEVABLE
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ACTIVIST
AND THEN, YOU CHANGED THE
ENTIRE GAME WITH "THE JANE
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FONDA WORKOUT.
>> OH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
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THAT CAME OUT 40 -
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
I WAS DOING -- I WAS CHECKING
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IT OUT
IT CAME OUT 40 YEARS AGO
DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THAT IT
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WAS GOING TO BE AS BIG
>> OH, ABSOLUTELY.
IT WAS TOTALLY STRATEGIC
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THE TIMING OF IT
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOT.
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I TOOK A CLASS WITH A WOMAN --
A TALENTED WOMAN NAME
LENI CAZDEN, AND IT BECAME A
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A BLOCKBUSTER, AND I DID NOT
EXPECT IT, THE WHOLE THING
YOU KNOW, I GOT ALL THESE
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MUSICIANS TO GIVE ME SONGS,
BECAUSE IT CAME OUT FIRST AS A
A RECORD
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AND, OF COURSE, THEY ALL AGREED
TO IT, BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T --
THEY DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING
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TO BE ANYTHING
AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR A
A PERCENTAGE OR ANYTHING LIKE
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THAT
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY JUST --
WELL, I HAVE -- THIS IS THE --
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THIS IS THE WORKOUT ALBUM.
THIS IS THE ALBUM, RIGHT HERE.
LOOK AT THIS
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
YOU HAVE JIMMY BUFFETT ON HERE
YOU HAVE REO SPEEDWAGON.
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THE JACKSONS ARE ON HERE
THIS IS A GREAT ALBUM.
YOU -- I THINK YOU INVENTED THE
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VERY FIRST GYM PLAYLIST.
>> FOR SURE.
YEAH
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WHO KNEW
>> Jimmy: WHO KNEW THIS IS IT?
>> YES
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>> Jimmy: BUT, WHAT IS THE
EXERCISE PLAYLIST YOU HAVE
TODAY?
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>> OH, HONEY, THERE'S NO SONG
SLOW ENOUGH FOR ME TO DO A
A WORKOUT TO
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?
>> IT'S ALL -- I'M ALMOST
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85-YEARS-OLD
YOU CAN'T MOVE FAST.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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>> Jimmy: WOW.
ALMOST 85?
YOU LOOK SO GOOD
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>> YEAH, YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD
YOURSELF TOO, I MUST SAY
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU, PAL
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>> WE WERE ALL TALKING ABOUT IT
BACKSTAGE.
>> Jimmy: LOOK, I WANT TO --
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[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING
SOMETHING NEW.
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AND LAST TIME WE WERE HERE, WE
WERE TALKING ABOUT THE LIVE
STREAM SERIES YOU DID, "FIRE
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DRILL FRIDAYS.
>> YEAH, STILL DOING IT.
MM-HM.
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>> Jimmy: YEAH
IT BRINGS ATTENTION TO CLIMATE
CHANGE
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BUT NOW YOU'VE TAKEN IT A STEP
FURTHER.
OKAY
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YOU'VE LAUNCHED THE JANE FONDA
CLIMATE PAC.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
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>> Jimmy: CAN YOU TELL EVERYONE
ABOUT THIS
>> SURE.
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WELL, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE THE
RALLIES AND THE -- AND WE'RE
GONNA DO IN- PERSON RALLIES
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AGAIN.
TUNE IN TO "FIRE DRILL FRIDAYS"
ON FRIDAYS, AND I'LL TELL YOU
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ALL ABOUT WHAT WE'RE GOING TO
BE DOING LEADING UP TO THE
MIDTERM ELECTIONS.
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BUT WHAT I'VE LEARNED, WHAT
WE'VE ALL LEARNED, IS THAT IT'S
NOT ENOUGH
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THE FOSSIL FUEL INDUSTRY HAS A
A STRANGLEHOLD ON OUR
GOVERNMENT
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THEY GIVE MONEY TO DEMOCRATS
AND TO REPUBLICANS, AND WE'VE
GOT TO GET RID OF THOSE TYPES
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THAT TAKE MONEY FROM THE FOSSIL
FUEL INDUSTRY.
AND WE'LL REPLACE THEM WITH
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CLIMATE CHAMPIONS WHO REALLY
WILL WORK FOR THE PEOPLE AND
NOT FOR BIG CORPORATIONS
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THAT'S WHAT THE JANE FONDA
CLIMATE PAC DOES
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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AND -- YES
OUT.
>> Jimmy: I THINK WE ALL WANT
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THIS
>> NEXT WEEK I'M GOING TO BE IN
MICHIGAN FOR ANDY LEVIN.
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I'M GOING TO BE WORKING FOR
HIM, FOR BARBARA LEE, FOR
DONNA EDWARDS.
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I MEAN, THERE'S SOME GREAT
CLIMATE CHAMPIONS OUT THERE
THAT WE NEED TO SUPPORT,
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BECAUSE TENS OF MILLIONS OF
DOLLARS ARE IN TO TRYING TO
DEFEAT THEM.
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AND SO, IF YOU WANT TO JOIN US
AND FIND OUT MORE,
THEJANEPAC -
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P-A-C --.COM
JANEPAC.COM >> Jimmy: YEAH,
JANE PAC
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,
RIGHT THERE.
>> THAT'S IT
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>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT YOU'RE
DOING THIS
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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WE ALL WANT -- WE ALL WANT
THIS
WHEN YOU'RE NOT BUSY SAVING THE
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PLANET, YOU'RE ALSO STILL DOING
MOVIES
I JUST SAW THIS CAST RIGHT
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HERE, IF I CAN JUST SHOW A
A PICTURE OF THIS.
SOME AWESOME VIPs HERE
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BUT ONE PERSON STICKS OUT IN MY
HEAD, A LITTLE BIT
THIS IS RITA MORENO, THIS IS
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LILY TOMLIN, TOM BRADY -
>> SALLY FIELD
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: TOM -- I SAID
TOM BRADY.
YEAH
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THAT'S -- I MEAN, THAT'S REALLY
TOM BRADY?
>> OH, HE'S SO CUTE.
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>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE REALLY IS
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> AND NICE.
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>> Jimmy: HE IS SO CUTE AND
NICE
WHAT IS THIS
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>> IT'S A PARTLY TRUE STORY
ABOUT FOUR WOMEN IN THEIR
80s -- WELL, RITA IS 90 AND
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SALLY IS 75, BUT -
WHO'S COUNTING
>> Jimmy: WHO'S COUNTING
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YEAH
>> YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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WHO HAVE A REAL THING FOR
TOM BRADY, FOR ALL KINDS OF
REASONS.
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AND WE HAVE ADVENTURES
WE GO TO THE FAMOUS GAME IN
HOUSTON WHERE THEY WERE DOWN --
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WAY, WAY DOWN -- AND THEY CAME
BACK
>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH
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>> THAT'S THE GAME -
>> Jimmy: HE'S DONE SOME
AMAZING THINGS
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>> OH, MY GOD.
>> Jimmy: HE'S KIND OF A
A MAGICIAN, THAT GUY
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HAVE YOU MET TOM -
>> YEAH.
AND I HAD A SCENE WITH
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GRONKOWSKI
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
SEE, MY CHARACTER WRITES SEX
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NOVELS ABOUT FOOTBALL.
SO I WROTE -- SHE WROTE A BOOK
SHE WROTE A BOOK -
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[ CHEERS ]
*
>> Jimmy: I LIKE THIS.
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>> WHAT?
SHE WROTE A BOOK CALLED
"BETWEEN A GRONK AND A HARD
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PLACE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I HAD A FUNNY LITTLE SCENE WITH
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GRONK.
AND, OH, MAN, IS HE FUNNY?
>> Jimmy: HE'S A GREAT GUY TOO
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>> AND IS HE TALL.
>> Jimmy: HE'S FUN
HE'S A BLAST
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
I WANT YOU TO COME BACK,
PLEASE, WHEN THAT FILM COMES
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OUT.
BUT WE'RE HERE TONIGHT TO TALK
ABOUT -- YOU PLAY THE DRAGON IN
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"LUCK.
>> I DO.
>> Jimmy: THIS BEAUTIFUL
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ANIMATED MOVIE
>> SHE'S A GREAT CHARACTER
>> Jimmy: I MEAN, THAT'S FUN
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TO -- DO YOU LIKE DOING
VOICEOVERS
>> I'VE WANTED TO BREAK IN TO
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VOICEOVERS IN A FEATURE FILM
THIS IS MY FIRST FEATURE FILM.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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PARTLY BECAUSE I LOVE ANIMATED
FILMS, PARTLY BECAUSE I'M OLD,
AND IT'S A REALLY GOOD GIG FOR
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AN OLD PERSON.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
HOW YOU LOOK AND YOUR HAIR AND
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ALL THAT KIND OF THING
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW, YOU JUST GO AND HAVE
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FUN.
AND IT WAS REALLY FUN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SHOW UP IN YOUR
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PAJAMAS.
AND, YEAH, YOU GO --
>> YEAH, YOU CAN GO IN YOUR
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PAJAMAS.
SHE'S -- YOU KNOW, SHE'S VERY
FLIRTATIOUS.
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SHE'S THE CEO OF THE KINGDOM OF
LUCK
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THE
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STORY ABOUT IT ALL TOO
>> IT'S A WONDERFUL STORY.
>> Jimmy: IT IS FUN.
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AND THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IT OVER
THERE -- OVER AT APPLE TV PLUS
>> YEAH, SKYDANCE.
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>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE'S JANE FONDA AS THE DRAGON
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HERE'S JANE FONDA AS THE DRAGON
IN "LUCK."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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>> TWICE IN ONE DAY, YOU WERE
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ON THE LUCK FLOOR THIS MORNING,
RIGHT?
>> YES, THAT WAS ME.
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>> I THOUGHT SO.
LUCK LEVELS, LOOKING EXCELLENT
AS USUAL
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SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
OH, I'M SO HAPPY THERE ARE SO
FEW CREATURES HERE I CAN
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ACTUALLY LOOK IN THE EYE
WE LUCKY LADIES OF STATURE
OUGHT TO STICK TOGETHER, DON'T
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YOU THINK?
>> Jimmy: YEAH, COME ON.
THAT'S JANE FONDA IN "LUCK."
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I ALWAYS LOVE HAVING YOU HERE.
I'M HONORED THAT YOU COME AND
DO OUR SHOW.
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AND WE ALWAYS HAVE FUN
TOGETHER
AND I THOUGHT TONIGHT -- WE
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LIKE TO PLAY GAMES ON THIS
SHOW
AND I THOUGHT, WOULD YOU LIKE
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TO PLAY A GAME
AND YOU SAID, YES.
AND THEN I TOLD YOU THE TYPE OF
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GAME, AND YOU STILL, KIND OF,
SAID YES
BUT YOU HAVEN'T SAID NO.
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BUT, NOW WE'RE LIVE ON TV, SO
YOU CAN'T REALLY SAY NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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SO WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE
GOING TO PLAY A GAME OF "EGG
ROULETTE" WITH JANE.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
>> Jimmy: THEY MADE ME NERVOUS
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'CAUSE YOU KNOW, BEFORE THIS
SEASON, NETFLIX PUT OUT
A BILLBOARD.
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I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS
BUT --
>> YEAH, I DID SEE THIS.
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YEAH
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS
THIS IS ON THE -- ON THE
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BILLBOARD IT SAYS --
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: -- "PROTECT STEVE.
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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH.
SO, I ACTUALLY PAID FOR THIS
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IT WAS REALLY EXPENSIVE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH
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MONEY, TO GET A BILLBOARD.
>> I PRETTY MUCH BROKE EVEN.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
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>> YOU KNOW, I PRETTY MUCH
BROKE EVEN
BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.
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>> Jimmy: YES, TOTALLY WORTH
IT
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK
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WE ARE HANGING OUT WITH
JANE FONDA
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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NOW, JANE AND I ARE ABOUT TO GO
HEAD-TO-HEAD IN A GAME OF "EGG
ROULETTE."
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HIGGINS, WOULD YOU LIKE TO
EXPLAIN HOW THIS WORKS
>> Steve: YES, JAMES
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HERE, IN MY HAND, I HAVE ONE
DOZEN EGGS
EIGHT OF THEM HAVE BEEN HARD
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BOILED
FOUR OF THEM ARE STILL RAW
YOU AND JANE WILL TAKE TURNS
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SELECTING ONE EGG AT A TIME AND
SMASHING IT UPON THE TOP OF
YOUR HEAD.
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>> Jimmy: OKAY
>> Steve: YOU WON'T KNOW WHICH
EGGS ARE RAW AND WHICH ARE
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BOILED UNTIL YOU SMASH IT.
ONCE YOU CHOOSE AN EGG, YOU
MUST SMASH IT.
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NO PUT-BACKS
THE FIRST ONE TO SMASH TWO RAW
EGGS ON THEIR HEAD LOSES
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>> Jimmy: LOSES.
>> Steve: MS. FONDA, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO CHOOSE THE FIRST EGG
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>> Jimmy: WHOA, VERY CONFIDENT
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ SAD TUBA ]
WHAT IN THE WORLD?
[ LAUGHTER ]
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THAT WAS THE FASTEST -- THAT
WAS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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NO, NO, NO, NO
HERE WE GO
NOW THIS IS --
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*
HERE WE GO
THAT WAS THE FASTEST I'VE
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EVER -
>> Steve: WOW, YOLK'S ON YOU
>> Jimmy: YEAH
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WOW.
WOW, WOW
>> THE YOLK'S ON HIM
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>> Jimmy: YOU ARE OFFICIALLY
THE COOLEST.
HERE WE GO
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON
THE SHOW, AND CONGRATS ON YOUR
NEW MOVIE "LUCK," WHICH I HAVE
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GOOD LUCK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
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>> Steve: OH
>> OW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: I TAKE MY TIME
PICKING IT OUT
AUDIENCE
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> GO FOR IT
>> Jimmy: I HAVE A WEIRD
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FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE
>> NO EXCUSES.
>> Jimmy: OH, I LIKE THAT.
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HERE WE GO
COME ON.
HA-YA!
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NICE
>> Steve: OH, MAYBE THAT WAS A
A SIGN
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>> OH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ BELL DINGING ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WAIT, I HAVE TO -- I
HAVE TO DO JUST ONE FOR FUN,
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BECAUSE I CAN'T JUST LET YOU DO
THIS
I DID NOT PLAN THIS OUT AT ALL,
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BY THE WAY
BUT, YOU KNOW I'M -- LOOK.
>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, ONE FOR
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FUN?
>> Jimmy: ONE FOR FUN.
>> Steve: ONE, EACH OF YOU
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>> Jimmy: CAN YOU BREAK ONE ON
MY HEAD?
PLEASE
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>> I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THE ONE AND ONLY,
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JANE FONDA, EVERYBODY!
HER MOVIE "LUCK" PREMIERES ON
APPLE TV PLUS AUGUST 5th
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MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," AFTER THE
BREAK.
STICK AROUND
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OH, MY GOD
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
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>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT
GUEST AS STEVE HARRINGTON ON
"STRANGER THINGS."
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ALL OF SEASON FOUR IS STREAMING
RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME
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RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX
EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME
JOE KEERY.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> WOW
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>> Jimmy: IT'S SO NICE TO SEE
YOU.
>> HOW COOL.
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>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR BEING
HERE
>> HOW COOL.
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OH, MY GOSH.
>> Jimmy: THAT FEELS GREAT,
RIGHT?
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>> IT DOES FEEL GOOD
>> Jimmy: COME ON, YEAH, THEY
LOVE YOU
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I -- I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR
BEING HERE
BUT I WILL SAY HOW COOL IT WAS
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TO MEET YOUR SISTER, BY THE
WAY, BACKSTAGE
>> MY SISTER'S HERE.
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>> Jimmy: CAROLINE
>> CAROLINE.
IT WAS JUST HER BIRTHDAY
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>> Jimmy: IT WAS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAROLINE
SHOULD'VE SAID IT BACKSTAGE.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
THERE'S -- IT WAS A COOL STORY
THAT YOU TOLD ME BACK THERE.
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I GUESS WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT TO
START ACTING, SHE ENCOURAGED
YOU AND SHE SAID -
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>> YEAH, I WAS, UH, PROBABLY
LIKE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL,
AND SHE WAS A PART OF, LIKE,
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THE STAGE CREW, YOU KNOW, THE
LIGHTS
>> Jimmy: YEAH
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>> AND I WAS KIND OF GONNA
SLEEP IN AND SKIP, AND JUST
MISS THE STAGE CREW THING.
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BUT SHE WAS LIKE, "COME ON, GET
UP," YOU KNOW, AND SORT OF
BROUGHT ME ALONG, AND, YOU
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KNOW, YEAH
>> Jimmy: YEAH
IT GOT YOU INTO THEATRE.
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>> GOT ME INTO IT, YEAH, I WAS
PRETTY INTO IT
>> Jimmy: AND -- AND THANK
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GOODNESS YOU STUCK WITH IT
>> I DID
>> Jimmy: BUT SHE SAID, "IF YOU
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DO THIS, AND YOU GET ON
'FALLON' --"
>> I -- EXACTLY.
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>> Jimmy: "-- I GOTTA TO BE
THERE.
>> "I GOTTA BE THERE."
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: AND SHE'S HERE, AND
YOU'RE ON HERE -
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>> AND SHE'S HERE TONIGHT.
>> Jimmy: SO IT'S ALL
HAPPENING.
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>> YEAH, IT'S VERY COOL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: IT'S ALL -- IT'S ALL
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SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
>> YES, YES.
>> Jimmy: CAROLINE, WE THANK
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YOU.
>> THANK YOU, CAROLINE
>> Jimmy: UH, YOU --
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STEVE HARRINGTON, THIS IS YOUR
FIRST BIG BREAK.
>> FOR SURE, YEAH.
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>> Jimmy: YEAH
WHERE -- WHERE WERE YOU WORKING
BEFORE THEN?
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>> I WAS A WAITER.
>> Jimmy: GOOD, GOOD
>> WAITER.
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>> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO.
>> YOU HAVE TO
>> Jimmy: YEAH
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>> YEAH, I WAS WAITING TABLES,
AND DOING COMMERCIALS.
>> Jimmy: HOW WERE YOU AS A --
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AS A WAITER?
>> I WAS A PRETTY GOOD WAITER,
I THINK.
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>> Jimmy: REALLY
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> I WAS A GREAT WAITER.
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I WAS PRETTY, UH -
CHARISMATIC, I WOULD SAY
>> Jimmy: OKAY, I LIKE THAT.
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>> AND WHAT I LACKED IN
ORGANIZATION -
[ LAUGHTER ]
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-- I MADE UP FOR IN, MAYBE
DELIVERY, I GUESS I WOULD SAY.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU JUST
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GOT THE AUDITION, AND -- AND
YOU WERE LIKE --
AND, WERE YOU WORKING WHEN YOU
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FOUND OUT?
>> I WAS
SO, I AUDITIONED FOR -- YOU
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KNOW, THEY DID THE BIG CATTLE
CALL OR WHATEVER
YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS.
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00:28:37,851 --> 00:28:40,153
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> THEY SEND OUT ACROSS THE
COUNTRY.
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AND, TAPED IT, DIDN'T HEAR
ANYTHING
MOVED ON
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THREE MONTHS LATER, GOT A CALL
BACK FOR SOME DIFFERENT ROLE
FOR STEVE.
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AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MAN, THE
JERKY BOYFRIEND.
OKAY, WHATEVER."
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AND SENT THAT IN
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YEAH
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>> Jimmy: THAT'S HILARIOUS
"THE JERKY BOYFRIEND."
>> "THE JERKY BOYFRIEND.
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IT'S WHAT IT WAS
IT WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW,
JAMES SPADER IN "PRETTY IN
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PINK," PRETTY MUCH, OR
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH
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>> AND SO MY FRIEND
MATT WILLIAMS, UM, HE WOULD
KIND OF HELP ME TAPE ALL MY
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AUDITIONS.
AND WE'D JUST, YOU KNOW, SET UP
THE CAMERA, AND THE -- YOU
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KNOW, GOT LIKE, TWO MUGS, AND,
YOU KNOW, PRETTY D.I.Y. AND DID
THE TAPE
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AND THEN -- AND THEN -- HE
WORKED AT THE RESTAURANT WITH
ME
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AND SO, WHEN THEY DID CALL, AND
I ENDED UP GETTING THE JOB AND
STUFF, THERE WAS A NICE MOMENT
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OF, LIKE, A SILENT -
YOU KNOW, HE WAS A FOOD RUNNER,
AND I WAS A WAITER
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00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:23,029
AND I GOT THE CALL IN THE BACK,
WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, THIS IS
GREAT.
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00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:25,298
I DON'T HAVE TO WORK AT
A RESTAURANT ANYMORE, MAN.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
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00:29:25,298 --> 00:29:30,036
AND I SAW HIM.
HE WAS PROBABLY STOCKING THE
TRUFFLE AIOLI OR SOMETHING
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00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:32,505
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
AND JUST GAVE HIM, LIKE, A -
"I GOT THE JOB."
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00:29:32,505 --> 00:29:35,141
>> Jimmy: YEAH
AND HE WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S UP,
BUDDY.
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>> AND HE WAS LIKE, "YEAH, GET
BACK TO WORK THOUGH.
>> Jimmy: "GET BACK TO WORK.
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00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:40,380
YEAH, "WE'LL CELEBRATE AFTER,"
YEAH
>> "IS THIS FOR NINE
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00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:42,248
TABLE NINE, RIGHT?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T -- YOU
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DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GONNA
MAKE IT PAST SEASON ONE?
>> YEAH, I -- THE BROTHERS
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WROTE --
YOU KNOW, I READ ONE, MAYBE,
EPISODE OF THE SHOW, TWO
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00:29:48,488 --> 00:29:51,091
EPISODES
AND IT WAS KIND OF LIKE A -- WE
DID -- WE READ THREE EPISODES,
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00:29:51,091 --> 00:29:55,061
AND THEN THEY HAD TWO MORE AND
STUFF.
SO IT WAS REALLY -- THEY --
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00:29:55,061 --> 00:29:57,530
THEY WERE BUILDING AS THEY
WENT
>> Jimmy: IT WAS DAY-TO-DAY FOR
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00:29:57,530 --> 00:29:59,733
YOU?
>> IT WAS DAY-TO-DAY
>> Jimmy: I CAN'T IMAGINE THE
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00:29:59,733 --> 00:30:02,035
SHOW WITHOUT YOU
>> THAT'S NICE OF YOU TO SAY
>> Jimmy: YOU ARE
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00:30:02,035 --> 00:30:04,004
"STRANGER THINGS."
WE NEED -- WE NEED YOU, WE NEED
STEVE.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> THANKS.
>> Jimmy: YOU MAKE THE WHOLE
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00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:07,607
SHOW
I --
>> THANKS.
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00:30:07,607 --> 00:30:09,576
>> Jimmy: I LOVE YOU
>> THANK YOU
I WILL -- I WILL TELL THE
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00:30:09,576 --> 00:30:12,746
BROTHERS THAT YOU SAID THAT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, PLEASE
WELL, THEY MADE ME -- THEY MADE
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ME NERVOUS
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, BEFORE THIS
SEASON, NETFLIX PUT OUT
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00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:17,984
A BILLBOARD --
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THIS,
BUT --
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00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:20,487
>> YEAH, I DID SEE THIS.
>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THIS
THIS IS ON THE BILLBOARD
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00:30:20,487 --> 00:30:22,355
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IT SAYS, "PROTECT
STEVE.
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00:30:22,355 --> 00:30:24,324
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> YEAH.
SO, I ACTUALLY PAID FOR THIS
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00:30:24,324 --> 00:30:26,626
IT WAS REALLY EXPENSIVE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: WOW.
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00:30:26,626 --> 00:30:28,595
>> IT WAS --
>> Jimmy: THAT'S A LOT OF
MONEY.
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00:30:28,595 --> 00:30:30,997
>> I PRETTY MUCH BROKE EVEN,
YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OF COURSE.
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00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:33,500
>> PRETTY MUCH BROKE EVEN.
BUT IT WAS WORTH IT.
>> Jimmy: YES, TOTALLY WORTH
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00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,368
IT
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU -- BUT YOU
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00:30:35,368 --> 00:30:38,772
OBVIOUSLY -- WE CAN SAY THIS
WE'RE ALLOWED TO SAY THIS.
SO -- 'CAUSE -
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>> NO, YOU SAY IT.
I'LL LET YOU
>> Jimmy: I -- YEAH, I'LL DO
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00:30:40,740 --> 00:30:42,809
IT
NOAH CAME ON THE SHOW AND SAID
SOMEONE DIES
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00:30:42,809 --> 00:30:44,344
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
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00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:47,180
IT'S NOT YOU
>> IT'S NOT ME
>> Jimmy: OKAY, THERE YOU GO,
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00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:51,117
WE CAN SAY IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
ARE YOU -- ARE YOU TOUGH WITH
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00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:56,122
THE SPOILERS, AND HOLDING IN
THE SECRETS, AND ALL THAT
STUFF?
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00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:58,324
>> UM.
>> Jimmy: LIKE, YOUR FAMILY
WANT -
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>> NOT SUPER -
I'M -- I'LL TELL -
>> Jimmy: DOES YOUR SISTER -
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00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:02,796
>> WELL, I'LL TELL -- YEAH
>> Jimmy: DOES CAROLINE KNOW
>> YEAH, SHE -
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00:31:02,796 --> 00:31:05,331
>> Jimmy: SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING
>> WELL, SHE DOESN'T -- SHE'S
VERY -- SHE GETS VERY SCARED
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00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,634
A LOT OF MY FAMILY DOESN'T LIKE
SCARY STUFF, UNFORTUNATELY,
SO -
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00:31:07,634 --> 00:31:10,070
>> Jimmy: ESPECIALLY IF IT HAS
TO DO WITH THEIR FAMILY MEMBER,
LIKE -
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00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:12,072
>> YEAH, EXACTLY
SO THEY'LL WATCH -
>> Jimmy: LIKE, JOE, YOU
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00:31:12,072 --> 00:31:14,174
CAN'T --
YEAH, YOU CAN'T.
>> YOU KNOW, THEY'LL WATCH
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00:31:14,174 --> 00:31:16,076
SOME, BUT MOSTLY KIND OF
THROUGH --
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
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00:31:16,076 --> 00:31:18,078
PRETTY SCARY
>> Jimmy: IT'S A -- IT'S A
A GLOBAL PHENOMENON.
468
00:31:18,078 --> 00:31:20,413
CONGRATULATIONS.
IT'S THE BIGGEST THING -- IT
JUST GOT NOMINATED FOR, LIKE,
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00:31:20,413 --> 00:31:22,816
13 EMMY AWARDS
>> SO, THOSE BROTHERS, IT'S
LIKE, THEIR LIFE, THEY DESERVE
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00:31:22,816 --> 00:31:25,552
IT, THEY'RE THE BEST
>> Jimmy: DUFFER BROTHERS ARE
GREAT.
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00:31:25,552 --> 00:31:28,088
THE -- THE WHOLE CAST --
>> THEY'RE BEST GUYS
THEY'RE THE BEST
472
00:31:28,088 --> 00:31:30,357
>> Jimmy: THEY ARE, RIGHT?
AND CREATIVE AND FUN
BUT --
473
00:31:30,357 --> 00:31:32,425
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WHEN DID YOU REALIZE,
LIKE, THAT IT IS GLOBAL?
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00:31:32,425 --> 00:31:35,161
IT'S, LIKE, BIGGER THAN JUST -
IT'S BIGGER THAN CHICAGO
IT'S BIGGER THAN AMERICA
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00:31:35,161 --> 00:31:37,464
IT'S BIGGER THAN -
>> OH, YEAH.
WE DID SOME PRESS -- MY OTHER
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00:31:37,464 --> 00:31:44,571
SISTER, LIZZY, CAME WITH ME AND
WE DID SOME PRESS IN, UM, IN
ITALY.
477
00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:50,577
WHICH WAS, LIKE -- I HAD GONE
IN HIGH SCHOOL AS A TRIP
PRETTY COOL HIGH SCHOOL TRIP
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00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:52,645
ACTUALLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> GO TO ITALY, I MEAN, THAT'S
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00:31:52,645 --> 00:31:54,714
PRETTY COOL.
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> THAT'S A STORY FOR A WHOLE
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00:31:54,714 --> 00:31:56,583
OTHER DAY.
BUT WE WENT, AND -- FOR THE
PRESS, AND WE WERE KIND OF
481
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:59,319
WALKING DOWN THE STREET, AND
THERE WAS -- WE WERE WALKING,
AND THIS LITTLE ITALIAN GIRL
482
00:31:59,319 --> 00:32:03,056
SAW ME, CLOCKED ME
WAS LIKE -
I COULD TELL
483
00:32:03,056 --> 00:32:09,696
AND THEN I JUST HEARD HER GO
"STRANGER THINGS" FROM BEHIND.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
484
00:32:09,696 --> 00:32:11,564
I WAS LIKE -
>> Jimmy: WOW.
>> OH, MY GOSH
485
00:32:11,564 --> 00:32:13,667
>> Jimmy: IN A DIFFERENT
ACCENT, TO HEAR
"STRANGER THINGS."
486
00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:15,635
>> IN A TOTAL DIFFERENT --
YEAH
>> Jimmy: "STRANGER THINGS."
487
00:32:15,635 --> 00:32:17,370
>> "LIZZY, LET'S GO.
COME ON, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF
HERE."
488
00:32:17,370 --> 00:32:19,439
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "WOW, THIS IS
ACTUALLY BECOMING GIANT.
489
00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:21,841
>> EXACTLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YEAH, YOU KIND OF -
490
00:32:21,841 --> 00:32:23,943
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE -- IT FEELS
LIKE SUCH A SMALL THING WHEN
YOU'RE DOING IT DOWN THERE
491
00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:25,779
WHEN YOU'RE SHOOTING, AND
WORKING.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
492
00:32:25,779 --> 00:32:27,747
>> AND THEN --
>> Jimmy: AND THEN TO SEE THE
FINAL PRODUCT.
493
00:32:27,747 --> 00:32:30,150
>> SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT,
IT'S -- IT IS CRAZY.
>> Jimmy: BUT I FEEL LIKE
494
00:32:30,150 --> 00:32:32,686
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE ALSO -- I'VE
SEEN YOU PERFORM AS WELL, LIVE,
AS A MUSICIAN.
495
00:32:32,686 --> 00:32:34,854
>> OH.
>> Jimmy: SO YOU MUST FEED OFF
OF THE -
496
00:32:34,854 --> 00:32:37,691
DO YOU LIKE DOING -- FEEDING
OFF THE AUDIENCE
I MEAN -
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00:32:37,691 --> 00:32:43,396
>> I MEAN, YEAH, I -- I, LIKE,
COME FROM DOING HIGH SCHOOL
THEATER.
498
00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:45,899
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT I --
>> Jimmy: YEAH
IT'S A GOOD ENERGY, RIGHT?
499
00:32:45,899 --> 00:32:48,435
>> IT'S A GOOD ENERGY.
IT'S ALL ABOUT LIKE, THAT LIVE
THING.
500
00:32:48,435 --> 00:32:50,603
SO, WHEN I LIVED IN CHICAGO,
THAT WAS KIND OF MY --
>> Jimmy: YEAH
501
00:32:50,603 --> 00:32:53,006
>> I DIDN'T DO ANY THEATER
THERE, SO I WAS --
>> Jimmy: THE NAME OF YOUR
502
00:32:53,006 --> 00:32:55,208
BAND, JUST 'CAUSE I -- I THINK
I'M SAYING IT RIGHT --
>> OH, YEAH.
503
00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:58,244
YEAH
>> Jimmy: IT'S DJO, IS THAT
CORRECT?
504
00:32:58,244 --> 00:33:00,213
>> CORRECT
IT'S VERY CONFUSING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
505
00:33:00,213 --> 00:33:02,515
>> Jimmy: OKAY, YEAH, YEAH
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: SO THEN YOU WALK IN
506
00:33:02,515 --> 00:33:06,119
THE ROOM, YOU GO, "I'M HERE TO
SEE DJO.
AND THEY GO, "WELL THAT'S
507
00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:08,054
INTERESTING," BECAUSE IT'S
SPELLED --
>> D-J-O
508
00:33:08,054 --> 00:33:13,059
>> Jimmy: LIKE "DJO.
>> IT'S REALLY FUNNY
THERE'S NOT REALLY A STORY
509
00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:15,628
BEHIND IT.
I HAD A BUNCH OF -
>> Jimmy: LIKE DiGIORNO?
510
00:33:15,628 --> 00:33:18,064
>> LIKE DiGIORNO, PRETTY MUCH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, SO -- YEAH
511
00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:20,066
IS IT --
"IT'S NOT DELIVERY, IT'S DJO."
>> EXACTLY
512
00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:21,768
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
SO YOU -
513
00:33:21,768 --> 00:33:23,403
>> "IT'S D'GIORNO.
>> Jimmy: "IT'S D'GIORNO,"
YEAH
514
00:33:23,403 --> 00:33:25,572
>> YEAH, EXACTLY
>> Jimmy: BUT WHY D-J-O, ANY
REASON
515
00:33:25,572 --> 00:33:28,308
>> NO, I JUST THOUGHT -- I
WANTED TO PUT IT OUT -
IT -- IT'S CONNECTED TO ME, BUT
516
00:33:28,308 --> 00:33:31,711
IT'S NOT, YOU KNOW, DIRECTLY
CONNECTED TO ME WAS THE -- WAS
THE --
517
00:33:31,711 --> 00:33:35,982
>> Jimmy: YOUR NAME.
>> -- WAS THE IDEA
>> Jimmy: DOES IT CONFUSE
518
00:33:35,982 --> 00:33:37,951
PEOPLE
>> IT CONFUSES PEOPLE ALL THE
TIME
519
00:33:37,951 --> 00:33:41,221
PEOPLE SAY "D-JO," YOU KNOW,
"D --" ALL SORTS OF DIFFERENT
STUFF.
520
00:33:41,221 --> 00:33:43,390
>> Jimmy: "DEE JAY OH!
>> "DEE JAY OH!"
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
521
00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:45,492
EXACTLY, EXACTLY
IT'S "I'M NOT A DEE JAY, I'M A
A BAND."
522
00:33:45,492 --> 00:33:47,894
>> NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO
>> Jimmy: BUT UH, YOU HAVE A
523
00:33:47,894 --> 00:33:49,429
A NEW RECORD COMING OUT?
>> YEP
DID A --
524
00:33:49,429 --> 00:33:53,133
>> Jimmy: SEPTEMBER?
>> IN SEPTEMBER, THE 16th, AND,
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUN
525
00:33:53,133 --> 00:33:56,970
>> Jimmy: DO WE KNOW THE TITLE
CAN WE SAY IT, OR NO
>> WE CAN.
526
00:33:56,970 --> 00:33:58,938
IT'S CALLED "DECIDE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> YEAH, YEAH.
527
00:33:58,938 --> 00:34:01,541
>> Jimmy: NO WAY, SO THAT'S OUT
SEPTEMBER?
"DECIDE"
528
00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:03,510
>> "DECIDE," YEAH.
>> Jimmy: "DECIDE," COMES OUT
DECEMBER 16th.
529
00:34:03,510 --> 00:34:05,812
>> "D'JUST DECIDE," PROBABLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, OKAY, WELL
YOU --
530
00:34:05,812 --> 00:34:08,214
[ LAUGHTER ]
CAN ALWAYS ADD A D-APOSTROPHE.
YOU CAN ALWAYS ADD THAT IN
531
00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:10,183
POST
>> EXACTLY
>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU CAN ALWAYS
532
00:34:10,183 --> 00:34:12,819
ADD THAT LATER
BUT YOU'RE PLAYING BIG GIGS.
YOU'RE PLAYING LOLLAPALOOZA?
533
00:34:12,819 --> 00:34:15,221
>> MAN, PLAYING -- YEAH,
IT'S -- I'M GONNA BE DEFINITELY
NERVOUS.
534
00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:17,390
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU EXCITED?
THAT'S -
>> IT'S FUN.
535
00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:19,693
I GET TO WEAR THIS WIG
I WEAR, LIKE, A WIG, AND GET TO
DRESS UP
536
00:34:19,693 --> 00:34:21,895
THE WHOLE BAND -- IT'S KINDA
LIKE A DEVO SORT OF THING,
WE'RE GONNA DRESS US UP, AND -
537
00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:24,497
>> Jimmy: NO
>> IT -- YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
538
00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:26,700
>> Jimmy: YOU DO THAT?
>> OH, YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DO, YOU DO -- AND DO
539
00:34:26,700 --> 00:34:29,869
YOU DO -- AND DO PEOPLE --
BECAUSE -- 'CAUSE THEN YOU CAN
WALK AROUND, AND GO IN THE
540
00:34:29,869 --> 00:34:32,939
CROWD, AND NOT BE NOTICED?
>> WELL, THAT WAS THE IDEA
LIKE I -- SO I RELEASED IT WITH
541
00:34:32,939 --> 00:34:35,975
THIS, YOU KNOW, DIFFERENT NAME
I WAS KIND OF LIKE, YOU KNOW,
INSPIRED BY, UM, ANDY KAUFMAN,
542
00:34:35,975 --> 00:34:40,680
YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: OF COURSE.
>> SO, THAT WAS KIND OF THE
543
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,083
IDEA, LIKE, KIND OF THIS ALTER
EGO.
>> Jimmy: I THINK IT'S GREAT
544
00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:46,486
YOU'RE FANTASTIC
AND I THINK YOU COULD DO IT --
YOU COULD DO BOTH FOR A LONG
545
00:34:46,486 --> 00:34:48,788
TIME
>> THAT'S THE IDEA
JUST KEEP DOING THAT, AND
546
00:34:48,788 --> 00:34:51,091
THAT'LL KIND OF BE FUELED BY,
YOU KNOW, ACTING STUFF
>> Jimmy: YEAH
547
00:34:51,091 --> 00:34:54,461
KEEP CRUSHING IT, BUDDY.
>> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW
548
00:34:54,461 --> 00:34:56,429
EVERYONE A CLIP.
HERE IS JOE KEERY IN SEASON
FOUR, VOLUME TWO OF
549
00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:57,697
FOUR, VOLUME TWO OF
"STRANGER THINGS."
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
550
00:35:02,469 --> 00:35:03,303
OF YOU DRIVING
551
00:35:03,303 --> 00:35:05,939
>> OH, I'M STARTING THIS
SUCKER
HARRINGTON'S GOT HER, DON'T
552
00:35:05,939 --> 00:35:12,512
YOU, BIG BOY
*
>> WHAT THE HELL
553
00:35:12,512 --> 00:35:16,116
HEY, OPEN THIS DOOR.
>> HEY
*
554
00:35:16,116 --> 00:35:18,952
>> THEY LOCKED THE DOOR!
>> [ BLEEP ] [ BLEEP ]
EVERYBODY, HANG ONTO SOMETHING
555
00:35:18,952 --> 00:35:23,656
*
>> OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO
556
00:35:23,656 --> 00:35:31,297
>> DRIVE, STEVE, DRIVE
>> GO, GO, GO!
*
557
00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:34,234
>> GO, GO, GO.
[ BLEEP ] GO, GO, GO
THEY LOOK PISSED
558
00:35:34,234 --> 00:35:38,838
>> I MEAN, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
YOU LOSE YOUR HOUSE AND CAR IN
ONE FELL SWOOP
559
00:35:38,838 --> 00:35:43,309
*
>> HOLD ON
HOLD ON!
560
00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:47,080
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT
561
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,215
RIGHT THERE.
JOE KEERY, EVERYBODY
SEASON FOUR OF
562
00:35:49,215 --> 00:35:51,317
"STRANGER THINGS" IS STREAMING
NOW ON NETFLIX
"DECIDE" COMES OUT
563
00:35:51,317 --> 00:35:57,957
SEPTEMBER 16th
JOE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
564
00:35:57,957 --> 00:36:21,381
A PERFORMANCE FROM ALEX G.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
565
00:36:21,381 --> 00:36:24,050
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING "RUNNER,"
FROM HIS UPCOMING ALBUM "GOD
SAVE THE ANIMALS," PLEASE
566
00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:25,218
SAVE THE ANIMALS," PLEASE
WELCOME ALEX G
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
567
00:36:45,572 --> 00:36:47,073
WHO I CAN OPEN UP TO *
568
00:36:47,073 --> 00:36:52,879
* WHO DON'T JUDGE
FOR WHAT I SAY
BUT JUDGE ME FOR WHAT I DO *
569
00:36:52,879 --> 00:37:00,854
* AND WHEN I THINK OF
PEOPLE I LOOK UP T
MY RUNNER MY RUNNER MY MAN
570
00:37:00,854 --> 00:37:13,033
MY RUNNER MY RUNNER MY MAN *
* I LAUGH WHEN YOU SA
THE WRONG THIN
571
00:37:13,033 --> 00:37:20,040
MOUTHING OFF
TO EVERYBODY ELSE BUT ME *
* THEY HIT YO
572
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:31,685
WITH THE ROLLED UP MAGAZIN
MY RUNNER MY RUNNER MY MAN
MY RUNNER MY RUNNER MY MAN *
573
00:37:31,685 --> 00:37:37,357
* LOAD IT U
KNOW YOUR TRIGGE
LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND *
574
00:37:37,357 --> 00:37:42,062
* LOAD IT U
KNOW YOUR TRIGGE
LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND *
575
00:37:42,062 --> 00:37:52,539
*
* WHAT'S A COUPLE GRAND
ROLLED UP IN YOUR POCKET
576
00:37:52,539 --> 00:37:58,778
I WON'T TELL NOBOD
BABY YOU DON'T TELL NOBODY *
* YES I HAVE DONE
577
00:37:58,778 --> 00:38:05,218
A COUPLE BAD THING
YES I HAVE DON
A COUPLE BAD THINGS *
578
00:38:05,218 --> 00:38:10,790
* YEAH I HAVE DON
A COUPLE BAD THING
YEAH I HAVE DONE
579
00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:16,496
A COUPLE YEAH YEAH *
* LOAD IT U
KNOW YOUR TRIGGE
580
00:38:16,496 --> 00:38:20,633
LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND *
* LOAD IT U
KNOW YOUR TRIGGE
581
00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:25,038
LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND *
* LOAD IT U
KNOW YOUR TRIGGE
582
00:38:25,038 --> 00:38:29,275
LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND *
* LOAD IT U
KNOW YOUR TRIGGE
583
00:38:29,275 --> 00:38:35,415
LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND *
* LOAD IT U
KNOW YOUR TRIGGE
584
00:38:35,415 --> 00:38:39,052
LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND *
* LOAD IT U
KNOW YOUR TRIGGE
585
00:38:39,052 --> 00:39:01,408
LIKE THE BACK OF MY *
*
*
586
00:39:01,408 --> 00:39:09,382
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
>> Jimmy: ALEX G
"GOD SAVE THE ANIMALS" IS OUT
587
00:39:09,382 --> 00:39:13,553
SEPTEMBER 23rd
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
588
00:39:13,553 --> 00:39:16,723
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
HOW YOU DOIN' BUD?
THANK YOU, THANK YOU
589
00:39:16,723 --> 00:39:41,247
*
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
*
590
00:39:41,247 --> 00:39:46,152
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO
JANE FONDA, JOE KEERY, ALEX G,
ONCE AGAIN
591
00:39:46,152 --> 00:39:50,857
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
AND THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE FROM
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA
592
00:39:50,857 --> 00:39:53,927
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH
SETH MEYERS.
593
00:39:53,927 --> 00:39:56,229
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
THANK YOU.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
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