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BECAUSE I CAN JUST... 11 00:00:43,304 --> 00:00:44,479 I COULD STOP AT ANY POINT. 12 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:48,874 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 13 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:50,267 DEREK JETER 14 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:51,442 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 15 00:00:51,573 --> 00:00:53,575 PAN AM BUILDING 16 00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:55,446 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 17 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:56,578 HELICOPTER 18 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:58,145 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 19 00:00:58,275 --> 00:01:00,016 GRAND CANYON TRIP, THAT WAS FUN. 20 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:19,209 DON. 21 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,082 DON! 22 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:24,736 HEY. 23 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:25,563 THERE'S OUR GUY. 24 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:26,999 WHAT A SHOCK. 25 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:38,707 WHY IS HE HERE? 26 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:43,799 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 27 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:45,105 WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? 28 00:01:45,235 --> 00:01:46,106 WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LOOKING AT YOUR ARMS? 29 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:48,195 WHY IS HE ALWAYS EXAMINING HIS ARMS? 30 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:49,979 WHAT IS SO INTERESTING ABOUT YOUR ARMS? 31 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,111 WHY IS HE EVEN HERE? 32 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:52,460 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 33 00:01:53,243 --> 00:01:54,810 HE SAW YOU TAKE FIVE DOLLARS FROM A TEN DOLLAR 34 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:55,854 TIP YOU RECEIVED. 35 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:57,552 NO. 36 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:58,727 FIVE DOLLARS! 37 00:01:58,857 --> 00:02:00,294 NO. 38 00:02:00,424 --> 00:02:02,209 LARRY, DID YOU HAPPEN TO NOTICE THAT WE HAD SOME 39 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:03,688 VIDEO SURVEILLANCE EQUIPMENT INSTALLED? 40 00:02:03,819 --> 00:02:04,602 YEAH. -I DON'T KNOW. 41 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:07,562 [LAUGHS] 42 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:08,258 YOU'RE FIRED. 43 00:02:11,087 --> 00:02:12,044 [SLURPS DRINK] 44 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:16,179 DAMN. 45 00:02:28,278 --> 00:02:29,758 [CHOPPING SOUNDS] 46 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:31,412 I JUST GOT CANNED, I'LL SEE YA. 47 00:02:33,327 --> 00:02:34,371 BYE, BUDDY. BYE, GUYS. 48 00:02:34,502 --> 00:02:36,286 BYE, I GOT FIRED. -LATER MAN. 49 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:38,027 BYE, EVERYBODY. I GOT FIRED. BYE. 50 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:40,986 LET HIM GO. 51 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,292 TAKE IT! 52 00:02:42,423 --> 00:02:43,685 WE HARDLY BEGRUDGE YOU A BOTTLE OF WATER 53 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:45,208 AS PART OF WHAT WE HOPE IS A VERY ATTRACTIVE 54 00:02:45,339 --> 00:02:46,470 SEVERANCE PACKAGE. 55 00:02:55,436 --> 00:02:58,613 MUCH BETTER CHOICE! MUCH BETTER. 56 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:06,664 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC] 57 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:13,410 ♪ 58 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:23,246 ♪ I CAN'T FEEL THIS WAY MUCH LONGER ♪ 59 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:25,117 ♪ EXPECTING TO SURVIVE 60 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:30,819 ♪ WITH ALL THESE HIDDEN INNUENDOES ♪ 61 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:32,995 ♪ JUST WAITING TO ARRIVE 62 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:40,002 ♪ IT'S SUCH A WAVY MIDNIGHT AND YOU SLIP INTO INSANE ♪ 63 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:46,226 ♪ ELECTRIC ANGEL ROCK AND ROLLER ♪ 64 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:47,923 ♪ I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE PLAYIN' 65 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:55,800 ♪ IT'S AN ORANGEY SKY 66 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:58,499 ♪ ALWAYS IT'S SOME OTHER GUY 67 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:03,417 ♪ IT'S JUST A BROKEN LULLABY 68 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:05,680 ♪ BYE BYE LOVE 69 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:09,249 ♪ BYE BYE LOVE 70 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:13,122 ♪ BYE BYE LOVE 71 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:16,821 ♪ BYE BYE LOVE 72 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:20,260 ♪ SUBSTITUTION MASS CONFUSION 73 00:04:20,390 --> 00:04:21,739 I LIKE A LOT OF ICE. 74 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:27,963 ♪ INVOLVING ALL MY ENERGIES 75 00:04:28,093 --> 00:04:30,270 ♪ UNTIL YOU VISITED 76 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:35,666 ♪ WITH YOUR EYES OF PORCELAIN AND OF BLUE ♪ 77 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:37,929 ♪ THEY SHOCK ME INTO SENSE 78 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:42,978 ♪ YOU THINK YOU'RE SO ILLUSTRIOUS ♪ 79 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,893 ♪ YOU CALL YOURSELF INTENSE 80 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:48,940 ♪ 81 00:04:50,855 --> 00:04:54,119 'SCUSE ME, SIR. HOW MUCH IS A MEMBERSHIP TO OLDS GYM? 82 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,601 LOOK AT YOURSELF. YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. 83 00:04:57,732 --> 00:04:58,907 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 84 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:00,300 YOU GUYS SWEATING WITH THE OLDIES IN THERE? 85 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,480 ♪ SUBSTITUTION MASS CONFUSION 86 00:05:06,610 --> 00:05:09,657 ♪ CLOUDS INSIDE YOUR HEAD 87 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,965 ♪ INVOLVING ALL MY ENERGIES 88 00:05:14,096 --> 00:05:16,620 ♪ UNTIL YOU VISITED 89 00:05:19,493 --> 00:05:21,582 ♪ WITH YOUR EYES OF PORCELAIN AND OF BLUE ♪ 90 00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:23,975 ♪ THEY SHOCK ME INTO SENSE 91 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:28,893 ♪ YOU THINK YOU'RE SO ILLUSTRIOUS ♪ 92 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:31,331 ♪ YOU CALL YOURSELF INTENSE 93 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:33,681 YOU'RE LATE. -HEY. 94 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:39,513 DON'T DO THAT. 95 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:40,078 WHAT? 96 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:41,602 DON'T DO THAT. 97 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:42,907 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. 98 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,648 COME HERE. COME HERE. 99 00:05:44,779 --> 00:05:45,649 LOOK SEE WHAT HE'S DOING WITH HIS LEG. 100 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:46,346 NO, COME ON. 101 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:47,259 LOOK AT HIS LEG. 102 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:48,478 I KNOW. I'M NOT, I'M LOOKING. 103 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:49,871 SEE THE WAY HIS LEG IS... 104 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:51,351 WOW. 105 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:52,439 YOU KNOW, IT'S ONE OF THESE DAYS 106 00:05:52,569 --> 00:05:53,527 YOU'RE GONNA GET CAUGHT DOING THAT. 107 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:55,659 WHATEVER. 108 00:06:00,925 --> 00:06:05,930 UH, MR. TREBEK? FOUR LETTERS, UH FOUR-FOUR... 109 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:07,541 YEAH, FOUR SPACES. 110 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:10,370 ONE, TWO, THREE. -WHO IS ALEX TREBEK? 111 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,371 ALEX? 112 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:17,289 CRIMSON TIDE. WHAT'S A CRIMSON TIDE NICKNAME? 113 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:20,162 CRIMSON TIDE NICKNAME IS, UH... 114 00:06:21,032 --> 00:06:21,946 YOU DON'T KNOW. 115 00:06:23,513 --> 00:06:24,427 WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? 116 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:28,083 THIS IS JUST MY DRINK. 117 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,346 LET ME HAVE SOME. 118 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:31,173 NO. 119 00:06:31,303 --> 00:06:32,348 WHY NOT? 120 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:33,523 BECAUSE IT'S MY DRINK. 121 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:36,396 YEAH, YEAH. YOU GOT BOOZE IN THERE. 122 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:38,093 NO. -YOU GOT BOOZE IN THERE. 123 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:42,967 [SLURPS DRINK] 124 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:45,535 CAN I HAVE IT PLEASE? 125 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:46,797 TEQUILA. 126 00:06:51,367 --> 00:06:53,630 LOOK AT THE CAT WITH HIS TAIL UP. 127 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:55,066 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 128 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,418 YOU WANNA FUCK OR YOU WANNA FIGHT? 129 00:06:58,548 --> 00:06:59,810 ALRIGHT. 130 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,029 I'M NOT SURE I'LL EVER BE ABLE TO USE THAT 131 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,378 INFORMATION, BUT THANK YOU. 132 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:03,379 WHY ARE YOU ALONE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE? 133 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:04,380 OH GOD. 134 00:07:05,903 --> 00:07:08,645 I MEAN, WHO'S GONNA DIAL 911 WHEN YOU'RE LAID OUT 135 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,778 AND GASPING FOR AIR? 136 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:12,867 I'M TEACHING THE DOG HOW TO DO IT ACTUALLY. 137 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,088 NO ONE IS LAUGHING. 138 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:21,745 YOU WANNA FUCK OR YOU WANNA FIGHT? 139 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,835 I WANNA DO NEITHER, REALLY. 140 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:26,097 THAT'S A PROBLEM. 141 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:32,452 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 142 00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:40,677 AY! 143 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,287 I'M JUST KIDDING. 144 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:45,943 ARE YOU LATE FOR WORK? 145 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:46,553 I GUESS. 146 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:49,556 IT'S HAVING TROUBLE STARTING. 147 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:51,383 I'M THINKING IT NEEDS THE OIL CHANGED. 148 00:07:52,863 --> 00:07:53,951 YEAH, DEFINITELY. 149 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:55,475 GET THE OIL CHANGED. THAT'S GONNA HELP. 150 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:02,743 [CAR STARTING] 151 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:06,616 [SCREECHING] 152 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:23,807 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 153 00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:30,466 NO, NO, NO, NO. 154 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:31,119 NO, NO, NO, NO. 155 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:31,641 NO PROBLEM. 156 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:32,816 NO PROBLEM. 157 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:33,600 NOPE. 158 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,345 JOHN, WILL YOU PLEASE COME SEE ME IN MY OFFICE? 159 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:43,914 HAVE YOU BEEN HELPED? 160 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:45,655 OH, YEAH. YES. THANKS. 161 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:52,357 [SERENE MUSIC] 162 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:04,413 SUMMER HAS COME AND GONE AND IS NOW TIME FOR 163 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:09,940 MY FRIENDS, THE TREES, TO SHED 164 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,594 THEIR BEAUTIFUL CLOTHES. -WE FIRED PETE. 165 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:12,726 YOU HAD THE LINCOLN? 166 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:15,729 YES. 167 00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:19,123 YOUR CAR APPARENTLY HAS A CRACKED AXLE WHICH IS 168 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:20,690 QUITE DANGEROUS TO DRIVE. 169 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:21,822 YEAH, I KNOW, SO EMBARRASSING. -DID YOU KNOW THAT? 170 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:24,128 ALSO, THE BRAKE PADS ARE VERY SEVERELY WORN. 171 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,130 WE DON'T FIX THAT HERE. 172 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,306 THAT SIGN SAYS 'NOW HIRING.' 173 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:30,178 OH, NOT REALLY. 174 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,658 HERSCHEL KEEPS THAT UP ALL THE TIME. 175 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,485 SO, LISTEN. ARE YOU HIRING? 176 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:38,969 UM, YES. 177 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:42,277 WE ARE. 178 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:43,670 IT'S LARRY BY THE WAY. 179 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:46,063 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 180 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:48,065 TO MAKE SUCH INVESTIGATIONS, INQUIRES 181 00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:50,111 OF MY PERSONALITY, EMPLOYMENT, CRIMINAL, 182 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:51,068 FINANCIAL HISTORY. 183 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:55,072 I MEAN, A LOT OF THIS IS JUST RED TAPE, RIGHT? 184 00:09:55,203 --> 00:09:55,682 [MUMBLES] 185 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:56,900 PRESENT ADDRESS. 186 00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,685 IS THAT WHERE YOU WANT GIFTS TO GO? 187 00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:00,687 YOU ACTUALLY DON'T REALLY NEED TO FILL THAT OUT 188 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:01,339 HERE. 189 00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:04,125 WHAT DID YOU LIKE LEAST ABOUT THIS JOB? 190 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:07,955 IS THIS... AM I SUPPOSED TO FILL OUT THIS SECOND PART 191 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:08,782 WHEN I GET FIRED? 192 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,482 UM, YEAH. IT LOOKS GOOD. 193 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,005 THERE'S A COUPLE SPELLING ERRORS, BUT FOR THE MOST 194 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,312 PART, I'M GONNA GIVE THIS A B PLUS. 195 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,968 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 196 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:25,668 HEY! 197 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:28,758 [BINDER DROPPING] 198 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:35,809 [DOG SNORTING] 199 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:36,548 YOU DONE? 200 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:42,467 [DOG SNORTING] 201 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:54,001 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 202 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,012 WE KEYED SOMEONE'S CAR TODAY. 203 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,448 GUY NAMED DON. 204 00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:07,579 YOU MIGHT HAVE MET HIM AT THAT PICNIC ON 205 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,146 MEMORIAL DAY. DO YOU REMEMBER? 206 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:12,759 NEVER A GOOD IDEA, KEYING SOMEONE'S CAR. 207 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:16,153 I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A NEW LOW AND, IN THIS CASE, 208 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:18,025 WE'VE KEYED A MUSCLED-DOWN KICKBOXER'S CAR. 209 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,243 DOUBLY POOR. 210 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,854 DOUBLY POOR, ME BOY. 211 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:32,169 [DOG SNORTING] 212 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:35,216 [TV PLAYING] 213 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:40,874 [WEATHER BROADCAST] 214 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:43,311 [SLURPING DRINK] 215 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:50,231 [DOG SNORING] 216 00:11:54,975 --> 00:12:00,154 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 217 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,471 I DON'T USUALLY SIGN THINGS WITHOUT MY LAWYER 218 00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:14,559 TAKING A LOOK AT 'EM FIRST. 219 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,084 OBVIOUSLY, I DON'T HAVE A LAWYER. 220 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,521 CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS HIRED ME. 221 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,654 HERE ARE YOUR UNIFORMS. 222 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:25,222 OH. -MEDIUM? I HOPE THAT FITS. 223 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:26,223 YEAH, I MEAN... 224 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:29,357 GREAT. YEAH! 225 00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:31,141 SO I'M GONNA JUST NEED YOU TO SIGN HERE, HERE, 226 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,142 AND HERE. 227 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:32,882 YUP. -AND HEAD DOWNSTAIRS. 228 00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:33,578 ALRIGHT. 229 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,016 THIS PEN DOESN'T WORK. 230 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:36,494 OK. 231 00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:42,196 ALRIGHT. YOU GOT A LOT OF STUFF HERE. 232 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:44,372 EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING? 233 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,245 HAS ANYONE EVER GOTTEN FIRED ON THEIR FIRST DAY? 234 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,246 YOU'D BE SURPRISED. 235 00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:50,291 [LAUGHS] 236 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,120 SO LISTEN, LARRY. WE LIKE TO KEEP THINGS LOOSE, BUT 237 00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,425 MAYBE JUST 238 00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:55,252 TURN IT DOWN. 239 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,819 QUIETER JOKES. 240 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,603 IT REMINDS ME OF THE ONE ABOUT PRESIDENT BUSH GOES 241 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,301 TO THE LIBRARY AND HE SAYS TO THE LIBRARIAN, 242 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,303 'I'D LIKE TO GET A BURGER, FRIES, AND A COKE' 243 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,566 AND SHE SAYS, 'MR. PRESIDENT, THIS IS A LIBRARY' 244 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:07,656 AND HE SAYS, 'OH, SORRY! I'D LIKE A BURGER, FRIES, 245 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,005 AND A COKE!' [LAUGHS] 246 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:25,413 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 247 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,023 I WAS WONDERING, 248 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,503 I'M TRYING TO LEARN SPANISH, UM, AND MAYBE 249 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:29,634 I COULD PRACTICE IT HERE? 250 00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,201 OH, YEAH. THAT'S GOOD! 251 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,768 YEAH? ALRIGHT, COOL. 252 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:36,990 ALRIGHT, YEAH. LARRY. I'LL BE A, UM, COURTESY TECH. 253 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,426 OH, HEY! 254 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:39,906 HEY! 255 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,690 UH, YOU HAVE TO PAY ME TWENTY DOLLARS A DAY 256 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:42,647 IF YOU WANNA WORK HERE. 257 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:44,301 COME AGAIN? 258 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,826 TWENTY DOLLARS? WE GET IT FROM THE CARS. 259 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,350 FROM THE FLOORS, SEATS, GLOVE COMPARTMENTS, 260 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:53,049 ASHTRAYS, WHEN YOU VACUUM, WE PUT IT IN THERE. 261 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,312 IT'S LIKE A JIMMY TAX. 262 00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,402 THAT'S JIMMY'S, OK? 263 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,405 WHAT IF I CAN'T FIND TWENTY DOLLARS? 264 00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,060 WHAT'D YA THINK? 265 00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:06,280 IOU? 266 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:07,281 ATM. 267 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,543 ATM. 268 00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:09,413 ALRIGHT. 269 00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:11,720 BYE, LARRY. 270 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,854 LARRY? -YES? 271 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:15,898 THANK YOU. 272 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:20,816 [UPLIFTING MUSIC] 273 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:31,566 [VACUUMING] 274 00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:36,484 THIS? 275 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:38,486 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 276 00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:41,315 I'M AFRAID TO VACUUM IT. 277 00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:43,883 JUST PLACE IT THERE. 278 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:49,062 HOW 'BOUT THAT? 279 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,064 HOW 'BOUT THAT? 280 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,456 LARRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 281 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:56,721 NO MORE! 282 00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,071 WHAT ABOUT THE SQUEEGEES? 283 00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:58,680 NO MORE. 284 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:00,943 THE TRAINING SAID WE'RE SUPPOSED TO USE SQUEEGEES 285 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,336 FOR BUGS AND DIFFICULT DIRT. 286 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,861 NORMAL CONDITIONS? PAPER TOWELS AND WINDEX. 287 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:07,732 WE DON'T HAVE NORMAL CONDITIONS. 288 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:08,908 THE WINDOWS UP HERE ARE DIRT-- -LARRY. 289 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:11,475 CAN YOU GET BACK TO WORK PLEASE? 290 00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,043 I FEEL LIKE I AM WORKING. 291 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,962 [CHEWING] 292 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:26,838 HOW YOU DOIN'? 293 00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,190 HOW'S THAT GUM? 294 00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:37,414 HEY LARRY! HOW'S IT GOING? 295 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:38,938 GREAT. 296 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:41,592 THEY MOSTLY HAD ME ON THE VACUUMING RIGHT NOW, 297 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:42,463 BUT THEY'RE SHOWING ME HOW TO DO SOME OF 298 00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:43,681 THE OTHER THINGS. 299 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,422 UM, YOU WANT ONE OF THESE? 300 00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:46,162 OOPS. 301 00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:48,164 NO, THANK YOU. 302 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,036 UH, WE NORMALLY HAVE EMPLOYEES TAKE THEIR BREAK 303 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,428 IN THE EMPLOYEE BREAK AREA WHICH IS-- 304 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:52,516 SORRY. 305 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:53,387 JIMMY SHOULD'VE MENTIONED IT. 306 00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:54,431 YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK HE DID. 307 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:56,085 LOOK, WHAT'S THIS? 308 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:57,957 [GROANING] 309 00:15:58,566 --> 00:15:59,393 I'M COMING! 310 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:01,090 THAT'S GREAT. 311 00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:06,530 WAIT. 312 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,792 THAT'S FAT KID GETTING OUT OF A POOL. 313 00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:10,882 THIS IS THE EMPLOYEE BREAK ROOM. 314 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:12,362 WOW. 315 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,102 WHAT'S DOWN THERE? 316 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,452 UMM... 317 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,237 OH, THAT'S JIMMY'S. HE'S IN ANGER COUNSELING. 318 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,760 OK. 319 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,849 NOW, IF THIS WERE ME AND WE DID THIS, THE FIRST 320 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,678 THING I WOULD DO IS TAKE ALL THE CEILINGS OUT. 321 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:25,375 GET SOME HEIGHT BACK IN THE ROOM. 322 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,725 THEN, THIS HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH, THE EXPOSED 323 00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:30,032 FUSE BOX SO I WOULD, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO? 324 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,382 NOWADAYS YOU CAN, THIS WAS PUT IN WHAT? TEN YEARS AGO? 325 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:33,818 THE NEW THINGS ARE THIS BIG. 326 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:35,995 THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO. 327 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:36,996 WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE? 328 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,218 THAT'S CLEAN OIL. 329 00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:43,045 THAT'S CLEAN OIL? 330 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,003 THAT'S CLEAN OIL. 331 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,006 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 332 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,617 LARRY, THAT'S A LOT OF WATER. 333 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:14,729 [ATM BEEPING] 334 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:28,917 I'M POOR. 335 00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:31,398 [DOG SNORTING] 336 00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:33,182 I AM POOR. 337 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,840 [SLURPS DRINK] 338 00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:42,626 OH, NO. NO, THANK YOU. 339 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:44,367 I JUST NEED YOU TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE. 340 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:03,125 YOU KNOW, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO START 341 00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,344 STOPPING DRINKING. 342 00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:14,049 SYLVIA JONES HAS MADE IT VERY CLEAR 343 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,790 THAT SHE WANTS THIS ROOM. 344 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,531 THAT SEEMS IN POOR TASTE. 345 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,882 YOU MAY OR MAY NOT RECALL OUR CONVERSATION. 346 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,146 I ASKED TO BORROW SOME MONEY. 347 00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,887 I RECALL. 348 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:26,888 YES. 349 00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:31,458 SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS. 350 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,069 SORT OF. IT WAS SIX THOUSAND, BUT IT WAS PER MONTH 351 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,375 FOR FOUR MONTHS SO IT WAS MORE LIKE 352 00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:36,941 TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND. -RIGHT. 353 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,029 PASS. 354 00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:40,989 OK. 355 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,384 WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU HAD PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE 356 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,299 WHO YOU SAW WHEN THEY NEEDED SOMETHING? 357 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,345 USUALLY MONEY? 358 00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:52,348 YEAH, BECAUSE IT WOULD MEAN I HAD MONEY. 359 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,264 SHUT UP. 360 00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:55,960 YOU SHUT UP. 361 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,179 YOU SHUT UP! 362 00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,789 [SOFT ROCK MUSIC] 363 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:02,619 ♪ PAID UP, WEATHERED, AND TYPE-O ♪ 364 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:06,101 ♪ CLAD IN GLADSTONE, WATCH HIM GO ♪ 365 00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:06,928 HEY GROVER. 366 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,104 HOW'D THAT DATE GO? 367 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,455 WELL, I MADE DINNER RESERVATIONS FOR US. 368 00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:16,111 SHE CAME OVER AND SHE HAD SPAGHETTI SAUCE 369 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:16,894 ON HER FACE. 370 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:18,679 WHAT? -YEAH. 371 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,637 I SAID, 'HAVE YOU ALREADY EATEN?' 372 00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:22,857 SHE SAID, 'YEAH, I HAD SOME SPAGHETTI' 373 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,206 I SAID, 'I KNOW.' 374 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,426 LET ME GET THESE THREE VODKAS. 375 00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:29,951 [SCANNING BARCODE] 376 00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,257 IT'S CHEAPER IF YOU GET FOUR. 377 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,172 YES, I KNOW. 378 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,477 IT'S NOT GOOD FOR ME. 379 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:35,391 OH, OKAY. 380 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:50,145 [SNORING] 381 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,758 [GRUNTING] 382 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,333 THE RULE IS IF YOU DON'T PAY AT LEAST YOU GOTTA 383 00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:07,162 PUMP THE GAS OR DO THE WINDOWS. 384 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:10,644 I LIKE THAT GUY'S SWEATER. 385 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,620 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 386 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:34,581 [VACUUMING] 387 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:42,066 [HONKING] 388 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:44,721 YOU GOT IT? 389 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:46,027 I GOT IT. [PUNCHES] 390 00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:47,333 YOU DON'T GOT IT. -I GOT IT. 391 00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,510 EXCUSE ME. 392 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,251 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TEN AND THE 393 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:52,947 THIRTY? 394 00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:54,427 USE THE THIRTY. 395 00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:01,825 LARRY'S ACTUALLY CATCHING ON PRETTY QUICKLY. 396 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,784 HEY, LARRY, HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THIS STUFF YET? 397 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,916 ONE SECOND, MY STOCKS ARE CRASHING. 398 00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,270 [SLURPS DRINK] 399 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:19,887 [UPLIFTING MUSIC] 400 00:21:26,459 --> 00:21:27,590 HOW WE DOING THIS EVENING? 401 00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:29,288 PASS. 402 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,473 [SOFT ROCK MUSIC] 403 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:44,128 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU FIND YOUR NERVE ♪ 404 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:48,307 ♪ I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CHOOSE YOUR WORDS ♪ 405 00:21:48,437 --> 00:21:50,309 ♪ SPEAK THE ONES THAT SUIT YOU WORST ♪ 406 00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:52,267 ♪ KEEP YOU GROUNDED, SAD, AND CURSED ♪ 407 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,313 ♪ CIRCLE THE ONES THAT COME ALIVE ♪ 408 00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:58,317 ♪ SAVE THEM FOR THE BEST OF JILL HIVES ♪ 409 00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:02,408 ♪ NUMBER ONE IN ALL OUR SOULS 410 00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,410 ♪ TRIFLE IN A CRYSTAL BOWL 411 00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:06,542 ♪ FILL IT UP WITH NINE TO FIVE 412 00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:08,718 ♪ SAVE THEM FOR THE BEST OF JILL HIVES ♪ 413 00:22:08,849 --> 00:22:09,980 HEY NORWOOD. 414 00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:10,764 HEY LARRY. 415 00:22:12,461 --> 00:22:13,593 MAN, YOU WANNA GIVE ME A HAND FOR A SECOND? 416 00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:14,289 SURE. 417 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,683 DID YOU LOSE ANOTHER ONE? 418 00:22:16,813 --> 00:22:17,727 I GUESS. 419 00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:18,772 YOU GUESS? 420 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,949 I GUESS THAT IS AS GOOD A WAY TO PUT IT AS ANY. 421 00:22:23,472 --> 00:22:24,647 ANY LEFTOVERS? 422 00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:25,735 NO. LARRY. 423 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:31,350 [GROANS] 424 00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:39,183 YEAH, I'M A LITTLE LATE. IS SHE STILL AWAKE? 425 00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:40,881 I DON'T KNOW. 426 00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,273 LET'S HAVE A LOOK. 427 00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:43,884 SO FAR I'VE LOOKED FORWARD TO IT. 428 00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:45,320 I'VE ONLY BEEN THERE FOR FOUR DAYS. 429 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:46,843 I'M NOT USED TO LOOKING FORWARD TO WORK. 430 00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:48,497 HUH. 431 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,282 MY BOSS IS UNBELIEVABLE. -UNBELIEVABLE, HOW? 432 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:52,675 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 433 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:54,547 SHE'S GOT THIS KINDA FAT UPPER LIP THAT CURVES 434 00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:55,852 AND MAKES YOU A LITTLE CRAZY. 435 00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:57,332 THAT'S GOOD. 436 00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:58,333 THAT CAN MAKE GOING INTO WORK LESS OF A CHORE. 437 00:22:58,464 --> 00:22:59,856 SO FAR I'VE LOOKED FORWARD TO IT. 438 00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:01,423 I'M NOT USED TO LOOKING FORWARD TO WORK. 439 00:23:02,511 --> 00:23:03,556 HEY, THE OLD LADY WAS TALKING ABOUT GETTING HER 440 00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:04,513 OIL CHANGED. 441 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:05,819 YOUR GRANDMA, I MEAN. 442 00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:08,865 [DOOR OPENING] 443 00:23:11,999 --> 00:23:13,304 SHE'S ASLEEP. 444 00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:14,523 UGH, I MEANT TO MAKE IT IN FOR MOTHER'S DAY, 445 00:23:14,654 --> 00:23:16,612 BUT I HAD TO WORK. WE HAD A SPECIAL GOING. 446 00:23:16,743 --> 00:23:18,266 SHE'S YOUR GRANDMA. 447 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,789 IT'S VERY COMMON TO GIVE YOUR GRANDMOTHER GIFTS FOR 448 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:20,747 MOTHER'S DAY, NORWOOD. 449 00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:23,271 YES, I'VE HEARD THAT SOMEWHERE. 450 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,272 YOU HEARD IT HERE. 451 00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:27,318 I'M OFF IN TWENTY IF YOU WANNA GO CLUBBING. 452 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,059 YEAH, SOUNDS GOOD. -NO. 453 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:30,539 HUH. -NO. 454 00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:32,715 [DOOR OPENS] 455 00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:39,069 ALRIGHT. 456 00:23:41,028 --> 00:23:44,248 THIS IS MY IMITATION OF A PERSON FROM THE SOUTH 457 00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:45,859 HEARING A STORY THAT THEY LIKE. 458 00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:46,512 MHM. 459 00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:49,384 AND HOW THEY REACT. 460 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:50,907 SAY SOMETHING TO ME. TELL ME ABOUT LAST NIGHT. 461 00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:53,388 SO I WENT TO JIM'S LAST NIGHT. -SHUT UP. 462 00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:54,563 BUT THE DOOR WAS LOCKED -NO, NO, NO! 463 00:23:54,694 --> 00:23:55,738 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE PARTY. 464 00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:57,827 NO! SHUT UP! 465 00:23:57,958 --> 00:23:59,002 SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY SO I-- -NO, YOU KEEP TALKING. 466 00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:02,441 I'LL JUST SAY NO. NO! NO! 467 00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:03,964 SO I CHECKED MY PHONE 468 00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:05,313 TO SEE IF I WAS LATE. -SHUT UP. GO AWAY, GO AWAY! 469 00:24:05,618 --> 00:24:06,532 TRY THESE PLEASE. 470 00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:08,708 WHAT ARE THEY? 471 00:24:08,838 --> 00:24:10,013 FOR PEOPLE WHOSE LIVERS AND KIDNEYS DON'T WORK AS 472 00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:10,840 WELL AS THEY USED TO. 473 00:24:10,971 --> 00:24:11,754 WHERE DO YOU GET IT? 474 00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:14,844 DID YOU JUST TAKE TWO? 475 00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:17,281 NO. 476 00:24:17,412 --> 00:24:18,108 I ONLY GET ONE? 477 00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:18,848 TRY THE THING. 478 00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:22,286 NO, I DON'T WANNA DO THAT. 479 00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:24,288 NO, NO. 480 00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:26,552 WE HAD HER ON POST-OP FOR ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE 481 00:24:26,682 --> 00:24:28,858 THE HEMORRHAGING BEGAN AGAIN, BUT WE STABILIZED HER. 482 00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:30,817 IDIOT. -SHE'S STABLE. 483 00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:32,732 JEEZ, DOCTOR NORWOOD, THE WHOLE FAMILY... 484 00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:34,255 I SPEAK FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY WHEN I SAY 485 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:35,909 I DON'T KNOW HOW WE CAN REPAY YOU. 486 00:24:38,172 --> 00:24:38,694 GOOD EVENING. 487 00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:42,176 DID YOU KNOW THIS? THAT IF YOU'RE HIGH-FIVING SOMEBODY, 488 00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:45,005 IF YOU LOOK AT THEIR ELBOWS YOU WILL NEVER MISS 489 00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:46,963 WITH YOUR HAND AND I WILL SHOW YOU RIGHT NOW. 490 00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:48,138 CAN'T POSSIBLY BE TRUE. -WATCH THIS. 491 00:24:48,269 --> 00:24:49,052 JUST HIGH-FIVE ME. 492 00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:52,012 RIGHT NOW LOOK AT MY ELBOW. LOOK AT 493 00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:53,100 FOCUS ON MY ELBOW. 494 00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:54,014 [SLAPS] 495 00:24:54,623 --> 00:24:55,145 WHAT! 496 00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:59,367 ♪ TELL IT TRUE TO ME, BABY 497 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:03,806 ♪ TELL IT TRUE 498 00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:06,983 ♪ TELL IT TRUE TO ME, BABY HEY! SERIOUSLY? 499 00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:10,683 ♪ CAUSE I LOVE YOU 500 00:25:10,813 --> 00:25:11,379 [TELEVISION PLAYING] 501 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,772 YUP! [CLEARS THROAT] 502 00:25:13,642 --> 00:25:18,081 [BED KNOCKING] 503 00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:20,519 THAT'S A LITTLE ODD. 504 00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:21,737 I GUESS IT IS. 505 00:25:21,868 --> 00:25:22,782 IT HAPPENS A LOT. 506 00:25:22,912 --> 00:25:24,131 ME OUT HERE, HIM IN THERE. 507 00:25:24,261 --> 00:25:25,654 HIM IN THERE, ME OUT HERE. 508 00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:27,613 [MUMBLING] 509 00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:29,484 CAN YOU CHANGE THE CHANNEL? 510 00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:30,267 MHM. 511 00:25:32,443 --> 00:25:33,967 I... OKAY! 512 00:25:34,097 --> 00:25:35,838 I JUST REMEMBERED I GOTTA GET GOING AND WALK MY DOG. 513 00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:37,405 OKAY. -IT'S BEEN NICE MEETING YOU. 514 00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:38,580 SEE YA LATER. 515 00:25:39,799 --> 00:25:41,409 UM, SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FRIEND. 516 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,368 SHE'S NOT REALLY MY FRIEND. WE JUST WORK TOGETHER. 517 00:25:44,499 --> 00:25:45,544 ALRIGHT, THEN DON'T SAY GOODBYE. 518 00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:47,067 LET'S GO! 519 00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:49,199 [SNORING] 520 00:25:50,287 --> 00:25:50,940 COME ON. 521 00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:55,379 FIGHT IT. FIGHT IT. 522 00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:58,513 OPEN 'EM. OPEN 'EM. 523 00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:02,473 I MEAN, YOU SLEPT ALL DAY YESTERDAY 524 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:05,781 AND ALL NIGHT. AND YOU DID THAT 525 00:26:05,912 --> 00:26:07,827 THE DAY BEFORE, AND THE DAY BEFORE, AND THE DAY BEFORE. 526 00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:09,306 YOU LITERALLY SLEEP ALL DAY. 527 00:26:12,353 --> 00:26:13,702 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU TO GET THIS MUCH 528 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:14,398 SLEEP. 529 00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:18,838 YOU KNOW, MOST DOGS, THEY HAVE A LOT OF ENERGY. 530 00:26:18,968 --> 00:26:22,493 A LOT OF OWNERS OF DOGS SAY THAT THEIR DOGS LIKE 531 00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:23,712 HAVE TO RUN. 532 00:26:23,843 --> 00:26:24,583 THEY HAVE TO RUN 'EM OUT, THEY CALL IT. 533 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:25,540 RUNNING 'EM OUT. 534 00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:27,150 'SCUSE ME. 535 00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:29,239 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 536 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:30,458 MAKING THEM TIRED SO THEY'LL FALL ASLEEP. 537 00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:31,720 YOU'RE THE OPPOSITE. 538 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,027 YOU SLEEP ALL DAY. 539 00:26:34,157 --> 00:26:35,463 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. 540 00:26:36,159 --> 00:26:38,031 YOU'RE LIKE THE CARTOON CAT, 541 00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:39,946 BUT A DOG THAT'S IN REAL LIFE. 542 00:26:42,905 --> 00:26:43,993 YOU LIKE CATS? 543 00:26:45,386 --> 00:26:46,213 ARE YOU AWAKE? 544 00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:53,220 [CAR HUMMING] 545 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:55,439 COME ON. 546 00:26:56,179 --> 00:26:56,876 HEY! 547 00:26:58,486 --> 00:26:59,182 LET'S GO INSIDE. WE GOTTA GO INSIDE. COME ON. 548 00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:10,324 HEY DON! 549 00:27:18,549 --> 00:27:25,861 [INTERCOM MUSIC] 550 00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:29,169 THOSE ARE BREAKFAST SAUSAGES. -YES. 551 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:30,561 THEY'RE FROZEN. 552 00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:31,824 THEY'LL THAW ON THE WAY OVER. 553 00:27:32,999 --> 00:27:34,391 WHY NOT DOG TREATS? 554 00:27:35,610 --> 00:27:37,481 THESE ARE NINETY-NINE CENTS. THEY'RE ON SALE. 555 00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:40,876 I JUST THINK IT REDUCES THE DOG'S DIGNITY AND ALL 556 00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:42,486 TO GIVE HIM FROZEN BREAKFAST SAUSAGES. 557 00:27:43,923 --> 00:27:45,620 I DON'T WANNA GET IN A SCENARIO, YA KNOW? 558 00:27:47,578 --> 00:27:49,580 THE DOG'S PROBABLY THE MOST HARMLESS CREATURE ON 559 00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:50,625 EARTH. WE BRING IT THE TREATS 560 00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:51,626 JUST TO KEEP IT QUIET. 561 00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:12,560 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 562 00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:15,824 YOU'RE THE LOOK OUT. 563 00:28:16,999 --> 00:28:20,960 ♪ 564 00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:34,843 [SNORING] 565 00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:39,195 [PEEING] 566 00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:41,545 I THINK A NEIGHBOR SAW ME. 567 00:28:42,155 --> 00:28:43,243 UH-OH. 568 00:28:43,852 --> 00:28:45,898 [CHEWING] 569 00:29:02,218 --> 00:29:04,873 DO-DO-DO-DO-DO- DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO! 570 00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:08,050 WELL LOOK, WE CAN'T STAY HERE FOREVER. 571 00:29:09,573 --> 00:29:11,445 [DOG BREATHING HEAVILY] 572 00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:35,730 WHAT WAS THAT? 573 00:29:40,213 --> 00:29:41,823 [SPRAYS] 574 00:29:47,176 --> 00:29:49,352 [RINGING] 575 00:29:50,179 --> 00:29:51,964 THESE GUYS CAME OVER TODAY, 576 00:29:52,094 --> 00:29:53,400 BROKE INTO MY PLACE. 577 00:29:54,401 --> 00:29:55,750 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY TOOK. 578 00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:56,533 IF ANYTHING. 579 00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,319 I CAN'T TELL IF THEY MESSED ANYTHING UP 'CAUSE 580 00:29:59,449 --> 00:30:00,799 THE PLACE, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, WASN'T YOU KNOW 581 00:30:00,929 --> 00:30:03,453 IN GREAT SHAPE, BUT THERE WAS URINE ALL OVER 582 00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:06,456 MY UM, TOILET SEAT, ON THE FLOOR, AROUND IT. 583 00:30:09,416 --> 00:30:10,809 ARE YOU READY TO RETREAT FROM THE BELIEF 584 00:30:10,939 --> 00:30:12,549 THAT THE DOCTOR GET-UP DOES NOT WORK? 585 00:30:12,941 --> 00:30:13,855 MAYBE. 586 00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:15,030 MAYBE YES. 587 00:30:15,161 --> 00:30:16,249 MAYBE NO. 588 00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:17,337 MAYBE YES. 589 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,295 OKAY. 590 00:30:19,426 --> 00:30:20,819 PRETTY SURE SHE KNEW I WASN'T A DOCTOR, 591 00:30:20,949 --> 00:30:22,429 BUT BY THE TIME SHE FIGURED IT OUT 592 00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:25,824 HONESTLY, I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED... 593 00:30:25,954 --> 00:30:27,695 SHE TALKED TO ME ABOUT THIS COOKING CLASS 594 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:28,739 THAT SHE'S BEEN TAKING. 595 00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:31,786 IT WOULDN'T HAVE HURT TO MAKE HER FEEL DESIRED, 596 00:30:31,917 --> 00:30:32,526 WOULD IT? 597 00:30:32,656 --> 00:30:33,962 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 598 00:30:34,093 --> 00:30:36,660 I DIDN'T LIKE HER AND SHE WAS NOT INTERESTING 599 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:38,619 AT ALL. SHE'S NOT... SHE WAS NOT... 600 00:30:38,749 --> 00:30:40,534 SHE'S NOT THE GOOD LOOKING ONE YOU HAD! 601 00:30:41,709 --> 00:30:43,624 DO YOU SEE HOW THE EVENING FEELS ON MY END? 602 00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:44,407 DO YOU SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE 603 00:30:44,538 --> 00:30:45,365 TO BE STUCK ON A COUCH? 604 00:30:47,019 --> 00:30:48,281 I DON'T... I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE EVENING FEELS... 605 00:30:48,411 --> 00:30:50,239 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE STUCK ON A COUCH. 606 00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:52,546 YOU GOT HER DRUNK. THAT'S HALF THE BATTLE. 607 00:30:52,676 --> 00:30:54,287 LIKE WHAT'D YOU... WHAT-WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT? 608 00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:55,679 WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A BATTLE? 609 00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:56,942 YOU'VE NEVER OF HEARD THE TERM THE BATTLE 610 00:30:57,072 --> 00:30:59,031 OF THE SEXES? -OF COURSE I'VE-- 611 00:30:59,161 --> 00:31:00,336 THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT. 612 00:31:03,557 --> 00:31:04,993 I'M JUST, I'M CONFUSED. 613 00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:06,821 YOU SOUND VERY-- -I'M A CONFUSED HUMAN BEING 614 00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:09,432 RIGHT NOW. -WHAT'RE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT? 615 00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:13,349 I'M JUST CONFUSED ABOUT LIKE MY HISTORY. 616 00:31:14,089 --> 00:31:16,309 MY HISTORY WITH THESE THINGS IT NEVER ENDS WELL 617 00:31:16,439 --> 00:31:17,397 FOR ME. 618 00:31:17,527 --> 00:31:19,051 WISCONSIN'S GONE! -HEY, DUDE 619 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:21,705 THE QUARTER! IT DISAPPEARED! 620 00:31:22,141 --> 00:31:24,273 YES, SIR. -WE HAD SOME CHANGE IN HERE. 621 00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:25,361 A BUNCH OF... WE HAD A BUNCH OF QUARTERS 622 00:31:25,492 --> 00:31:26,841 AND THERE WAS... 623 00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:28,234 ARE YOU SURE? -IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT THE MONEY. 624 00:31:28,364 --> 00:31:30,062 THERE WAS A SPECIAL QUARTER THAT HE'S COLLECTING. 625 00:31:30,192 --> 00:31:32,412 FIRST OF ALL, WE-WE THE MONEY WAS... WE... 626 00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:34,327 I'M NOT REALLY GONNA MISS THE SEVENTEEN QUARTERS 627 00:31:34,457 --> 00:31:36,590 THAT ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES TOOK FROM MY CHANGE 628 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,593 COMPARTMENT, BUT I'M A CITIZEN AND YOU NEED 629 00:31:39,723 --> 00:31:42,117 TO KNOW THIS AND FOR THE RECORD I AM NOT ACCUSING 630 00:31:42,248 --> 00:31:43,423 ANYONE OF ANYTHING. 631 00:31:43,553 --> 00:31:44,250 MHM. 632 00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:46,905 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO UH... 633 00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:49,733 YOUR STUFF, BUT MAYBE I-I MIGHT HAVE... 634 00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:52,301 I HAVE TEXAS, COLORADO, ALABAMA, 635 00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:53,346 ARKANSAS. OKAY, GREAT. 636 00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:54,956 YOU KNOW WHAT, COME TO MY OFFICE 637 00:31:55,087 --> 00:31:56,915 AND LET'S UH, FIGURE THIS OUT. 638 00:31:58,220 --> 00:31:59,265 MAYBE... 639 00:31:59,395 --> 00:32:00,440 [DOOR SLAMS] 640 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:01,920 SO SORRY ABOUT THAT. 641 00:32:03,269 --> 00:32:04,661 ALRIGHT, THANKS MAN FOR YOUR TROUBLES. 642 00:32:04,792 --> 00:32:06,141 YEAH, NO WORRIES. IT'S COOL. 643 00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:07,142 HEY, COME BACK IN A FEW YEARS. 644 00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:08,491 I'LL GET YOU A JOB, YEAH? 645 00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:10,102 MMM. -WELL... 646 00:32:10,232 --> 00:32:11,364 NO OFFENSE, DUDE. 647 00:32:11,494 --> 00:32:12,017 WE'RE AIMING A LITTLE HIGHER, YOU KNOW? 648 00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:12,669 IT'S LIKE... 649 00:32:14,193 --> 00:32:15,672 I MEAN THIS IS A COOL JOB. -OKAY. 650 00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:17,152 IT'S A FUN JOB, BUT... -OKAY. 651 00:32:17,283 --> 00:32:18,371 YOU KNOW WHAT GIVE ME THE QUARTER BACK. 652 00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:21,200 LARRY, I KNOW YOU'RE NICE ENOUGH TO MOVE THE MONEY 653 00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:23,550 UP TO THE DASHBOARD, BUT MAYBE WE'RE BETTER OFF NOT 654 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,855 TOUCHING IT AT ALL. 655 00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:26,509 OKAY, YOU WANT ME TO VACUUM AROUND IT? 656 00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:28,424 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 657 00:32:28,555 --> 00:32:31,775 UM, WELL, IT'S HARDER TO VACUUM AROUND 658 00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:33,429 THAN TO MOVE AND GATHER INTO ONE PLACE 659 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,040 WHICH I UNDERSTOOD TO BE A COURTESY. 660 00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:37,564 LET'S JUST NOT TOUCH IT AND SEE HOW THAT GOES. 661 00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:39,522 OKAY, CAN WE BE EXCUSED NOW? 662 00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:41,481 YES. 663 00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:43,787 LARRY, CAN YOU WAIT HERE A MINUTE? 664 00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:45,528 I WANTED TO ASK YOU A FAVOR. -HMM. 665 00:32:45,659 --> 00:32:47,443 TWO BANNERS THAT NEED TO GO UP BEFORE WORK 666 00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:49,097 TOMORROW. I JUST ASSUMED HAVE YOU COME IN EARLY 667 00:32:49,228 --> 00:32:51,012 AND HELP ME UP WITH THEM? -SURE THING. 668 00:32:51,143 --> 00:32:52,927 OKAY. THEY NEED TO BE UP BEFORE SEVEN SO, 669 00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:53,928 SIX IS GOOD? 670 00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:55,451 YEAH. -OKAY. 671 00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:57,018 I MEAN WE COULD DO IT AFTER WORK, BUT PEOPLE ARE 672 00:32:57,149 --> 00:32:58,585 TIRED AND IT GETS DARK. 673 00:32:58,715 --> 00:33:00,021 ALRIGHT. 674 00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:00,761 MORNING LIGHT'S BETTER FOR ADJUSTING THEM. 675 00:33:00,891 --> 00:33:01,805 GREAT. 676 00:33:03,764 --> 00:33:04,939 [LAUGHS] 677 00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:07,289 WHAT? WHAT'D I DO? 678 00:33:09,813 --> 00:33:11,119 [TV PLAYING] BUCA DI BEPPO. 679 00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:13,121 ITALIAN FAMILY STYLE DINING. 680 00:33:13,252 --> 00:33:15,645 BIG SMILES AND BIGGER PORTIONS. 681 00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:17,473 WHENEVER THE OCCASION. 682 00:33:17,604 --> 00:33:18,822 CELEBRATE AT BUCA! 683 00:33:18,953 --> 00:33:19,954 BUCA DI BEPPO. 684 00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:28,397 [SWISHES] 685 00:33:30,443 --> 00:33:31,444 [SPITS] 686 00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:43,151 [SIGHS] 687 00:33:50,637 --> 00:33:53,074 BOUGHT IT FOR WELL, NOT FOR MY DAUGHTER, 688 00:33:53,205 --> 00:33:54,249 BUT WITH THE IDEA OF HER. 689 00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:55,990 OF IT BEING NICE. OF BEING A FAMILY. 690 00:33:56,425 --> 00:33:57,513 WE? 691 00:33:57,644 --> 00:33:58,775 JIMMY AND ME. 692 00:33:58,906 --> 00:34:01,909 WE-I WAS MARRIED TO HIM FOR ONE? TWO? 693 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,693 THREE AND A HALF YEARS. 694 00:34:03,824 --> 00:34:06,435 HE HAS TERRIBLE CREDIT AND HE GOT A DUI. 695 00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:08,089 THINGS SEEM A LITTLE TENSE. 696 00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:11,092 THERE'S TENSION BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU, YOU KNOW? 697 00:34:11,223 --> 00:34:12,702 YEAH, THERE IS. 698 00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:14,313 IT'S A LOT OF THINGS, BUT MOSTLY SPLITTING WITH A 699 00:34:14,443 --> 00:34:16,402 KID. I DON'T RECOMMEND IT. 700 00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:18,708 I WAS READING UH... I READ A STORY 701 00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:20,536 WHERE THIS COUPLE'S FIGHTING OVER A KID 702 00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:24,845 A CHILD AND THEY-THEY PULL THE KID APART. 703 00:34:24,975 --> 00:34:27,195 LITERALLY SPLIT THE BABY IN TWO. 704 00:34:27,326 --> 00:34:29,502 PHYSICALLY. IT WAS FICTION, BUT STILL. 705 00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:31,852 THAT'S I THINK... YEAH. 706 00:34:31,982 --> 00:34:33,071 SAYING YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL. I MEAN, WHAT IT DOES 707 00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:34,942 TO BE A KID IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT. 708 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:36,726 THERE'S NO OTHER WAY, BELIEVE ME. 709 00:34:37,379 --> 00:34:38,250 I BELIEVE YOU. 710 00:34:41,992 --> 00:34:42,689 MORNING. 711 00:34:46,867 --> 00:34:48,173 HEY, LARRY. 712 00:34:48,825 --> 00:34:49,783 [SCOFFS] 713 00:34:49,913 --> 00:34:51,567 DON'T STEAL FROM MY BEAMER, MAN. 714 00:34:51,698 --> 00:34:54,048 COMES IN EVERY WEEK CAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH LUPE. 715 00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:55,876 THAT GUY GETS HIS OIL CHANGED EVERY WEEK? 716 00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:58,096 YES HE DO. 717 00:35:02,056 --> 00:35:05,103 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 718 00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:13,807 ♪ 719 00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:18,203 [HONKS] 720 00:35:27,081 --> 00:35:27,995 CAN'T BE IN HERE. 721 00:35:29,736 --> 00:35:30,867 STATE LAW. 722 00:35:31,216 --> 00:35:32,869 [LAUGHS] OKAY! 723 00:35:33,479 --> 00:35:34,871 SLIPPERY. YOU'LL SLIP. 724 00:35:35,437 --> 00:35:37,396 [VACUUMING] 725 00:35:37,526 --> 00:35:39,311 THIS PLACE DOESN'T SEEM SO BAD. 726 00:35:40,703 --> 00:35:43,053 MISS TORRES, THIS IS MY GRANDMOTHER. 727 00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:45,099 PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 728 00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:46,492 LARRY IS A PLEASURE TO WORK WITH. 729 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,103 HMM, YOU'RE HIS BOSS? 730 00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:50,365 YES. 731 00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:55,022 YOU A DOCTOR? 732 00:35:56,893 --> 00:35:58,156 WHAT KIND? 733 00:35:58,286 --> 00:35:59,069 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 734 00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:05,946 HEY, IS YOUR FRIEND OKAY? 735 00:36:06,076 --> 00:36:07,991 WHO, NORWOOD? YEAH, HE'S FINE. 736 00:36:08,122 --> 00:36:09,863 HE HAS A FAKE UM, WHAT'D YOU CALL IT? 737 00:36:09,993 --> 00:36:10,820 A PROSTHETIC LEG. 738 00:36:10,951 --> 00:36:12,474 OH, REALLY? 739 00:36:12,605 --> 00:36:14,563 YEAH, IT'S BAD. HE GOT IT IN THE WAR. 740 00:36:14,694 --> 00:36:17,784 UMM... I THINK IT WAS DESERT STORM OR 741 00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:19,612 YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE. AFGHANISTAN! 742 00:36:19,742 --> 00:36:21,396 OH. -YEAH. 743 00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:22,963 HE'S NOT A HERO OR ANYTHING. 744 00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:25,748 YOU'LL BE RUNNING THIS PLACE IN NO TIME, LAWRENCE. 745 00:36:35,018 --> 00:36:36,890 IS YOUR FRIEND'S NAME REALLY MAJOR? 746 00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:38,761 YEAH, BUT HE'S NOT A DOCTOR IF THAT'S 747 00:36:38,892 --> 00:36:40,154 WHAT HE TOLD YOU. 748 00:36:40,285 --> 00:36:41,416 NO, HE TOLD ME HE WORKS AT THE ASSISTED CARE 749 00:36:41,547 --> 00:36:42,983 FACILITY CLEANING BED PANS, CHANGING SHEETS. 750 00:36:43,113 --> 00:36:44,114 THAT KIND OF THING. 751 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:45,681 YEAH, THAT'S KINDA FIRST FOR HIM. 752 00:36:45,812 --> 00:36:47,030 WHAT'D YA MEAN? 753 00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:48,249 I DON'T KNOW. 754 00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:49,294 DID HE ASK FOR YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER? 755 00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:50,904 NO, HE HAS IT ALREADY, RIGHT? 756 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,862 YEAH. 757 00:36:52,993 --> 00:36:55,169 HE'S A REAL LADY KILLER, THAT MAJOR NORWOOD. 758 00:36:55,517 --> 00:36:56,997 THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION, LARRY. 759 00:36:57,127 --> 00:37:01,393 [ROCK MUSIC] 760 00:37:03,786 --> 00:37:07,181 ♪ 761 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,100 ♪ DON'T CROSS ME BABE 762 00:37:14,710 --> 00:37:16,712 ♪ DON'T CROSS ME BABE 763 00:37:18,105 --> 00:37:20,412 ♪ DON'T CROSS ME BABE 764 00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:23,850 ♪ DON'T CROSS ME BABE 765 00:37:25,721 --> 00:37:27,984 ♪ THINK YOU WON'T DON'T DO IT ♪ 766 00:37:28,115 --> 00:37:30,857 ♪ FOR SURE, SURE DON'T CROSS ME BABE ♪ 767 00:37:55,969 --> 00:37:56,883 WANNA HAVE A FLAG? 768 00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:57,536 HUH? 769 00:37:58,580 --> 00:37:59,059 YEAH. 770 00:38:00,930 --> 00:38:01,757 SO YOU GONNA DO ONE? 771 00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,673 NO, MOST OF THE SONGS I LIKE TEND TO BRING 772 00:38:04,804 --> 00:38:06,501 THE ROOM TO KIND OF A SCREECHING HALT. 773 00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:09,025 YOU'RE AT A KAR-- YOU'RE AT A KARAOKE BAR! 774 00:38:09,591 --> 00:38:10,679 I'M GETTING US SHOTS. 775 00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:16,076 YOU TORCHED A SAAB LIKE A PILE OF LEAVES 776 00:38:16,206 --> 00:38:18,948 [DRUNKENLY SINGS] BETTER WHEELS 777 00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:21,342 FOUR, FIVE METERS RUNNING ROUND THE BEND 778 00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:24,171 WHEN THE GOVERNMENT AGENTS SURROUND YOU AGAIN 779 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,956 IF DIANE YOUNG WON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND, THEN 780 00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:30,525 BABY, BABY, BABY, BABY RIGHT ON TIME 781 00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:34,007 THAT'S A LOT OF WORDS. 782 00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:37,358 ♪ OUT OF CONTROL BUT YOU'RE PLAYING A ROLE ♪ 783 00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:40,013 ♪ DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GO 'TIL THE 18TH HOLE ♪ 784 00:38:40,143 --> 00:38:42,842 ♪ OR WILL YOU FLIP-FLOP THE DAY OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP? ♪ 785 00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:45,540 ♪ TRY TO GO IT ALONE ON YOUR OWN FOR A BIT ♪ 786 00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:48,326 ♪ IF DIANE YOUNG WON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND, ♪ 787 00:38:48,456 --> 00:38:51,677 ♪ BABY, BABY, BABY, BABY RIGHT ON TIME ♪ 788 00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:59,032 ♪ BABY BABY BABY BABY RIGHT ON ♪ 789 00:38:59,162 --> 00:39:01,817 ♪ BABY BABY BABY BABY RIGHT ON ♪ 790 00:39:01,948 --> 00:39:04,690 ♪ BABY BABY BABY IT'S A LIGHT ON ♪ 791 00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:07,475 ♪ BABY BABY BABY IT'S A LIFETIME ♪ 792 00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:11,044 ♪ BABY BABY BABY BABY RIGHT ON TIME ♪ 793 00:39:14,787 --> 00:39:16,441 WOOHOO! [CLAPS] 794 00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:18,704 WELL, I APOL-- MY APOLOGIES TO THE BAND. 795 00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:19,879 [LAUGHTER] 796 00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:21,576 AND MY APOLOGIES TO YOU. 797 00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:25,232 AND MY APOLOGIES TO MY-MY MYSELF. 798 00:39:27,277 --> 00:39:28,148 CAN I TRY IT AGAIN? 799 00:39:30,716 --> 00:39:33,849 [UPLIFTING MUSIC] 800 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:34,981 I'VE GOT MY DOG. 801 00:39:36,069 --> 00:39:37,026 WHAT'S HER NAME? 802 00:39:37,157 --> 00:39:38,637 HIS NAME'S ARROW. 803 00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:39,507 HEY, ARROW. 804 00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:45,252 [SNORTS] 805 00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:49,169 HEY BUDDY. 806 00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:00,876 BACK AGAIN, HUH? 807 00:40:01,007 --> 00:40:02,138 YES, SIR. 808 00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:03,662 ID? 809 00:40:03,792 --> 00:40:05,185 YOU JUST SAID BACK AGAIN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ID? 810 00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:07,187 [SCOFFS] 811 00:40:07,317 --> 00:40:08,144 THEY'RE WATCHING. 812 00:40:16,152 --> 00:40:17,066 HEY, REGINALD OH, LARRY! LARRY! 813 00:40:17,197 --> 00:40:18,546 YEAH. 814 00:40:18,677 --> 00:40:22,158 SHE'S UM...SHE'S REFUSING THE WALKER AGAIN. 815 00:40:22,289 --> 00:40:24,465 I REALLY, REALLY NEED YOU TO HELP ME OUT HERE. 816 00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:26,119 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 817 00:40:26,249 --> 00:40:27,250 YOU CAN PUT IT IN HER CAR. -SHE DOESN'T NEED... 818 00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:29,209 SHE DOESN'T NEED THE WALKER, REGINALD. 819 00:40:29,339 --> 00:40:30,471 I DON'T WRITE THE RULES. I JUST, I JUST... 820 00:40:30,602 --> 00:40:31,864 I JUST WORK RIGHT HERE. 821 00:40:31,994 --> 00:40:34,736 LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT, HERE'S THE THING. 822 00:40:34,867 --> 00:40:36,912 I GO UP THERE AND I GET IN TROUBLE FOR IT. 823 00:40:37,043 --> 00:40:37,957 I GET CREAMED. 824 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:41,482 OH, YES. [LAUGHS] 825 00:40:41,613 --> 00:40:42,962 MIX ME A DRINK. 826 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:49,882 YOU CAN USE THIS. 827 00:40:50,012 --> 00:40:51,536 I DON'T WANT THAT FUCKING THING. 828 00:40:53,059 --> 00:40:53,973 IT'S JUST WEIRD LIKE WE'RE KICKING 829 00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:55,235 A DEAD HORSE HERE. 830 00:40:55,365 --> 00:40:56,149 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE BEEN OVER THIS? 831 00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,108 I KNOW IT'S NOT YOUR RULE, IT'S JUST FUNNY TO ME 832 00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:00,849 THAT YOU THINK I HAVE ANY CONTROL OVER HER. 833 00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:02,416 THIS IS TOO SERIOUS. 834 00:41:02,547 --> 00:41:03,983 WE'RE TAKING THIS WAY TOO SERIOUSLY. 835 00:41:05,245 --> 00:41:06,594 LOOK AT THIS. FAT GUY GETTING OUT OF A POOL. 836 00:41:06,725 --> 00:41:08,161 [GROANS] 837 00:41:08,291 --> 00:41:10,076 MY LEG! IT'S NOT RIDING. 838 00:41:10,206 --> 00:41:12,121 CAN'T GET IT ON THIS TILE POOL. 839 00:41:12,252 --> 00:41:13,949 I-I-I! I CAN'T HAVE YOU UP ON THE COUNTER! 840 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,125 I GOT OUT! -LARRY, LARRY, JUST... 841 00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:17,736 ALRIGHT, I'M JUST SAYING... COME ON. 842 00:41:19,085 --> 00:41:20,129 THERE'S TOO MUCH RED TAPE AROUND HERE. 843 00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:21,566 LET'S LIGHTEN UP. 844 00:41:21,696 --> 00:41:22,610 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. -I KNOW IT'S NOT YOU. 845 00:41:22,741 --> 00:41:23,872 IT'S THE GUYS BEHIND THE GLASS. I KNOW. 846 00:41:24,003 --> 00:41:24,917 BILL WANTED ME TO TELL YOU IF THIS CAME UP. 847 00:41:25,047 --> 00:41:27,920 HE SAID, 'IF SHE FALLS, IT'S YOUR ASS.' 848 00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:29,574 NO, ACTUALLY IT'S HER ASS. 849 00:41:29,704 --> 00:41:32,141 AND NOW, ON THE UNEVEN BARS. 850 00:41:38,757 --> 00:41:40,672 SO HOW'S YOUR SPANISH COMING ALONG? 851 00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:41,194 I DON'T KNOW. 852 00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:44,371 YOU WANNA RUN THAT PLACE, 853 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,112 YOU PROBABLY NEED TO LEARN SPANISH. 854 00:41:46,242 --> 00:41:48,070 I DON'T WANNA RUN THAT PLACE. 855 00:41:48,897 --> 00:41:50,290 WELL, WHY NOT? 856 00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:51,944 I DON'T WANNA RUN IT. -WHY NOT? 857 00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:53,902 I DON'T WANNA RUN IT. -WHY NOT? 858 00:41:54,729 --> 00:41:56,296 YOU RUN THAT ONE AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT 859 00:41:56,426 --> 00:41:59,212 YOU'RE RUNNING A COUPLE AND TEN AND YOU'RE A RICH MAN. 860 00:41:59,342 --> 00:42:00,605 I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 861 00:42:00,735 --> 00:42:01,867 AS I SAY, IT'S NICE TO JUST ENJOY THE IDEA 862 00:42:01,997 --> 00:42:02,781 OF GOING TO WORK. 863 00:42:04,217 --> 00:42:05,871 I THINK YOU'D BE SURPRISED IF YOU THOUGHT 864 00:42:06,001 --> 00:42:07,437 ABOUT SOME OF THESE THINGS A LITTLE. 865 00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:09,614 WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? 866 00:42:10,658 --> 00:42:11,659 COME 'ERE. 867 00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:12,834 OKAY. 868 00:42:12,965 --> 00:42:14,270 OKAY. 869 00:42:14,401 --> 00:42:16,664 NO, SEE I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW. 870 00:42:19,841 --> 00:42:20,712 WHAT AM I DOING? 871 00:42:20,842 --> 00:42:22,235 YOU'RE PATRONIZING ME. 872 00:42:22,365 --> 00:42:24,585 HOW CAN I PATRONIZE YOU? -UH-NO! 873 00:42:24,716 --> 00:42:28,110 NINETY PERCENT OF THE EQUATION IS JUST SHOWING UP. 874 00:42:28,241 --> 00:42:29,242 YES, YOU'VE TOLD ME THAT. 875 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:31,810 I'M TELLING YOU AGAIN. 876 00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:38,860 TORRES, YOU KNOW I GET WITH HER AT WORK AND 877 00:42:38,991 --> 00:42:41,080 I FEEL LIKE YOU KNOW, YOU READ ABOUT MOMS 878 00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:43,822 PICKING CARS UP OFF BABIES, RESCUE WORKERS 879 00:42:43,952 --> 00:42:46,607 JUMPING THREE STORIES WITHOUT INJURY, YOU KNOW? 880 00:42:46,738 --> 00:42:48,435 IT'S LIKE A SHOT OF ADRENALINE. 881 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:49,828 YOU NEED TO GET UP ON HERE. 882 00:42:50,959 --> 00:42:54,049 I WAS IN LOVE WITH MY BOSS FOR THIRTEEN YEARS. 883 00:42:56,356 --> 00:42:58,227 I LOVED GOING TO WORK. 884 00:42:58,358 --> 00:43:00,578 IT WAS NOT A GOOD JOB, BUT WHO CARES. 885 00:43:06,235 --> 00:43:07,193 WHAT ELSE YOU GOT? 886 00:43:07,323 --> 00:43:08,760 WE USED TO SPONSOR A BASEBALL TEAM. 887 00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:09,935 WHAT HAPPENED? 888 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,199 HEY, LARRY, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 889 00:43:13,329 --> 00:43:14,374 HUH? 890 00:43:14,504 --> 00:43:15,244 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 891 00:43:17,464 --> 00:43:18,639 HEY, LARRY, I DON'T KNOW, YOU MIGHT HAVE KNOWN 892 00:43:18,770 --> 00:43:19,814 THIS WAS COMING. I'M NOT SURE. 893 00:43:19,945 --> 00:43:21,511 I GOT A CALL FROM A MARV DINSMORE 894 00:43:21,642 --> 00:43:23,209 OVER AT BUCA DI BEPPO. -OH, GOD. 895 00:43:23,339 --> 00:43:24,602 HE TOLD ME ABOUT A SITUATION THAT HAPPENED 896 00:43:24,732 --> 00:43:25,777 OVER THERE A COUPLE WEEKS BACK. 897 00:43:25,907 --> 00:43:26,908 GREAT. 898 00:43:27,039 --> 00:43:28,649 UH, IS HE THE GUY WITH THE FIAT? 899 00:43:28,780 --> 00:43:32,261 YEAH, KINDA. NO, SORTA. 900 00:43:32,392 --> 00:43:33,872 YOU MAY HAVE KNOWN THIS WAS COMING, TOO, 901 00:43:34,002 --> 00:43:35,830 BUT MR. KAMINSKY FOUND OUT THAT YOU'VE BEEN FIRED 902 00:43:35,961 --> 00:43:38,528 FOR STEALING AND... 903 00:43:38,659 --> 00:43:39,921 HE WANTS ME TO LET YOU GO. 904 00:43:42,924 --> 00:43:44,491 OH. -HE OWNS BOTH, YOU KNOW? 905 00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:45,753 HE OWNS BUCA'S? 906 00:43:45,884 --> 00:43:46,972 YEAH, HE OWNS THE WHOLE MINI-MALL. 907 00:43:49,452 --> 00:43:50,932 I TOLD HIM I WASN'T SURE IT WAS A GOOD IDEA. 908 00:43:51,063 --> 00:43:52,412 I TOLD HIM YOU WERE A GOOD ADDITION TO THE TEAM, 909 00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:53,979 BUT HE SEEMED PRETTY ADAMANT, 910 00:43:54,109 --> 00:43:56,024 AND WHILE I DO HAVE SOME PULL, HE IS THE OWNER. 911 00:43:57,243 --> 00:43:58,548 [PHONE VIBRATES] 912 00:43:58,679 --> 00:44:00,333 UH, I'M WAITING TO TALK TO HIM ONE MORE TIME 913 00:44:00,463 --> 00:44:01,856 ABOUT IT, BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. 914 00:44:04,206 --> 00:44:05,512 OKAY. 915 00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:06,382 JEEZ, I MEAN I REALLY DON'T SEE WHAT THIS 916 00:44:06,513 --> 00:44:07,601 HAS TO DO WITH MY WORK HERE. 917 00:44:07,732 --> 00:44:10,343 ALSO, LARRY, I GUESS I WANTED TO ASK AND 918 00:44:10,473 --> 00:44:12,345 IT'S NOT EXACTLY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT WORK RELATED, 919 00:44:12,475 --> 00:44:13,694 BUT IT IS A BIT PUZZLING. 920 00:44:15,217 --> 00:44:16,784 WHY DID YOU TELL ME YOUR FRIEND MAJOR HAS A FAKE 921 00:44:16,915 --> 00:44:18,090 LEG? 922 00:44:19,221 --> 00:44:21,528 [PHONE VIBRATES] 923 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:22,529 I'M GONNA TAKE IT. 924 00:44:23,356 --> 00:44:24,052 HELLO? 925 00:44:25,837 --> 00:44:26,838 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. HE'S... 926 00:44:28,578 --> 00:44:29,492 UH-HUH... 927 00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:32,670 OKAY. YUP. 928 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,149 OKAY. BYE. 929 00:44:34,976 --> 00:44:36,761 HEY, SO THAT WAS NORWOOD AND HE NEEDS YOU TO GO 930 00:44:36,891 --> 00:44:37,500 DOWN THERE. 931 00:44:37,631 --> 00:44:38,240 HE SAYS IT'S IMPORTANT. 932 00:44:38,371 --> 00:44:39,851 IS IT ABOUT MY GRANDMA? 933 00:44:42,854 --> 00:44:43,855 IT'S EXCITING. IT'S... 934 00:44:43,985 --> 00:44:45,291 HEY, NORWOOD. 935 00:44:45,421 --> 00:44:46,031 HEY, LARRY. 936 00:44:46,161 --> 00:44:47,075 WHERE'S MY GRANDMA? 937 00:44:57,303 --> 00:44:58,739 WHAT'S THAT CALLED WHEN YOU EXPECT SOMETHING 938 00:44:58,870 --> 00:44:59,740 THAT'S OUT OF NOWHERE? 939 00:45:05,572 --> 00:45:07,269 THIS MORNING, I WENT IN TO CHECK ON HER. 940 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,314 SHE WOULDN'T WAKE UP. 941 00:45:11,012 --> 00:45:12,405 WE HAVE SOMEBODY WHO CAN TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. 942 00:45:12,535 --> 00:45:13,493 YOU KNOW, ARRANGEMENTS. 943 00:45:15,495 --> 00:45:16,191 OKAY. 944 00:45:16,322 --> 00:45:17,845 DID SANDERS GET CALLED? 945 00:45:17,976 --> 00:45:19,151 WHO? 946 00:45:19,281 --> 00:45:20,543 THE LAWYER. DID SOMEONE CALL THE LAWYER? 947 00:45:20,674 --> 00:45:22,154 I DON'T KNOW. 948 00:45:22,284 --> 00:45:23,764 I DON'T THINK SO. 949 00:45:29,814 --> 00:45:31,424 SHE'S MY LAST SURVIVING RELATIVE. 950 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,776 SINCE YOU MET HER, IF YOU WANNA COME TO THE FUNERAL. 951 00:45:39,867 --> 00:45:41,260 NORWOOD WILL BE THERE. 952 00:45:42,827 --> 00:45:43,784 YOU GUYS DATING? 953 00:45:45,873 --> 00:45:46,831 NEVERMIND. 954 00:45:47,657 --> 00:45:50,095 I'LL CALL YOU WITH THE DETAILS OR 955 00:45:50,225 --> 00:45:51,226 MAYBE NORWOOD WILL. 956 00:45:51,357 --> 00:45:52,532 [CLEARS THROAT] 957 00:45:54,839 --> 00:45:55,753 THANK YOU. 958 00:45:58,668 --> 00:45:59,582 GOODBYE. 959 00:45:59,713 --> 00:46:00,758 HELLO? 960 00:46:02,237 --> 00:46:03,673 SO, OKAY. UMM... 961 00:46:07,677 --> 00:46:09,375 I THINK I MADE UP THAT THING ABOUT NORWOOD'S LEG 962 00:46:09,505 --> 00:46:10,942 BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO LIKE HIM LESS. 963 00:46:11,072 --> 00:46:12,639 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 964 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,728 PRETTY SURE THAT'S WHY I DID IT. 965 00:46:14,859 --> 00:46:20,908 ♪ 966 00:46:21,039 --> 00:46:22,257 WELL, CALL ME LATER. 967 00:46:22,388 --> 00:46:23,824 I MEAN, I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 968 00:46:23,955 --> 00:46:25,826 [LAUGHS] 969 00:46:25,957 --> 00:46:26,958 OKAY. 970 00:46:27,088 --> 00:46:28,829 OKAY. 971 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,136 THE FUNNIEST LITTLE DOG JUST WALKED BY OUTSIDE. 972 00:46:42,364 --> 00:46:48,370 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 973 00:46:58,990 --> 00:47:00,078 I WANNA STAY HERE. 974 00:47:00,208 --> 00:47:01,470 I WANNA STAY HERE AND THINK AND DRINK. 975 00:47:02,776 --> 00:47:04,386 I WANNA STAY HERE AND THINK AND DRINK. 976 00:47:18,705 --> 00:47:19,793 [SLURPS DRINK] 977 00:47:26,365 --> 00:47:26,974 [KEYS JINGLING] 978 00:47:37,593 --> 00:47:38,681 WHAT IS IT? 979 00:47:41,946 --> 00:47:42,685 HEY! 980 00:47:43,164 --> 00:47:44,035 HERE YOU GO. 981 00:47:44,165 --> 00:47:44,949 DID YOU KEY MY CAR? 982 00:47:45,645 --> 00:47:47,038 HEY, DON. 983 00:47:47,168 --> 00:47:48,517 DID YOU PEE ON MY FLOOR? 984 00:47:48,648 --> 00:47:49,562 AREN'T WE EVEN? 985 00:47:49,692 --> 00:47:50,606 DID YOU KEY MY CAR? 986 00:47:52,347 --> 00:47:53,479 YEAH, I DID. 987 00:47:57,135 --> 00:47:58,049 [COUGHS] 988 00:48:01,704 --> 00:48:02,836 [PUNCH] 989 00:48:13,673 --> 00:48:17,895 [DOG SNORING] 990 00:48:21,028 --> 00:48:29,341 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 991 00:48:29,471 --> 00:48:30,864 [MAGNETS DROPPING] 992 00:49:36,103 --> 00:49:36,495 [GLASS BREAKING] 993 00:49:59,953 --> 00:50:01,694 YEAH, LARRY, THIS IS GEORGE SANDERS. 994 00:50:01,824 --> 00:50:03,304 MY CONDOLENCES. 995 00:50:03,435 --> 00:50:04,697 TRY ME BACK IF YOU HAVE A MOMENT REGARDING YOUR LATE 996 00:50:04,827 --> 00:50:06,220 GRANDMOTHER'S ESTATE. 997 00:50:11,269 --> 00:50:12,226 HI, GEORGE. 998 00:50:12,357 --> 00:50:12,966 HI. 999 00:50:13,097 --> 00:50:13,793 YES. 1000 00:50:14,576 --> 00:50:15,664 UH-HUH. 1001 00:50:15,795 --> 00:50:17,057 YEAH. 1002 00:50:17,188 --> 00:50:19,016 UH-HUH. [BUTTONS DROPPING] 1003 00:50:19,146 --> 00:50:20,408 WHAT TIME? 1004 00:50:20,539 --> 00:50:22,367 WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 1005 00:50:22,497 --> 00:50:23,107 ALRIGHT. 1006 00:50:23,237 --> 00:50:25,065 [FOLK MUSIC] 1007 00:50:25,196 --> 00:50:28,416 ♪ TELL IT TRUE TO ME, BABY 1008 00:50:28,547 --> 00:50:32,768 ♪ TELL IT TRUE 1009 00:50:32,899 --> 00:50:35,989 ♪ TELL IT TRUE TO ME, BABY 1010 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,991 ♪ CAUSE I LOVE YOU 1011 00:50:38,122 --> 00:50:38,861 WHOOPS! 1012 00:50:40,907 --> 00:50:44,258 ♪ TALK IT REAL TO ME, BABY 1013 00:50:44,389 --> 00:50:46,565 ♪ TALK IT REAL 1014 00:50:46,695 --> 00:50:48,784 YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? THAT YOU HAVE KNEES. 1015 00:50:48,915 --> 00:50:49,742 YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT. 1016 00:50:49,872 --> 00:50:52,136 THAT DOGS HAVE KNEES, RIGHT? 1017 00:50:52,266 --> 00:50:53,528 CAUSE IT'S JUST, WHERE IS IT? 1018 00:50:53,659 --> 00:50:55,922 I MEAN IT'S JUST A LITTLE TINY LEG YOU HAVE 1019 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,532 AND WHERE'S THE KNEE? 1020 00:50:58,098 --> 00:51:00,274 YOU KNOW I THINK OF A KNEE IS LIKE DIVIDING A LEG 1021 00:51:00,405 --> 00:51:02,363 KIND OF IN A WEIRD WAY, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, 1022 00:51:02,494 --> 00:51:04,104 BUT YOURS IS JUST A LEG. 1023 00:51:04,235 --> 00:51:06,759 THERE'S NO DIVISION AND THEN IT SORTA JUST BREAKS 1024 00:51:06,889 --> 00:51:09,501 DOWN BY THE PAW, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR 1025 00:51:09,631 --> 00:51:11,068 KNEE IS AND IT'S VERY CUTE TO ME. 1026 00:51:11,503 --> 00:51:20,164 ♪ 1027 00:51:33,264 --> 00:51:37,485 [RESTAURANT CHATTER] 1028 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,318 LARRY! [LAUGHS] 1029 00:51:44,449 --> 00:51:45,102 GEORGE. 1030 00:51:45,232 --> 00:51:46,538 I HARDLY RECOGNIZED YA! 1031 00:51:46,668 --> 00:51:47,060 OH. 1032 00:51:47,191 --> 00:51:48,366 [GROANS] 1033 00:51:48,496 --> 00:51:49,062 [CLEARS THROAT] 1034 00:51:50,455 --> 00:51:53,066 I AM SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER. 1035 00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:55,590 THANK YOU, GEORGE. -MHM. 1036 00:51:55,721 --> 00:51:59,464 OUCH! LOOKS LIKE SOME TYPE OF ACCIDENT. 1037 00:51:59,594 --> 00:52:02,510 YEAH, GUY WHO BEAT ME UP BECAUSE I KEYED HIS CAR. 1038 00:52:02,641 --> 00:52:03,903 OH! [CLEARS THROAT] 1039 00:52:04,033 --> 00:52:06,123 DO YOU WANT UH, WANT SOMETHING? 1040 00:52:07,254 --> 00:52:07,689 NO, THANK YOU. 1041 00:52:11,258 --> 00:52:16,959 WELL, AS YOU KNOW, LARRY YOUR MOTHER'S PRETTY WELL OFF. 1042 00:52:17,090 --> 00:52:17,699 GRANDMOTHER. 1043 00:52:17,830 --> 00:52:18,352 UM, SORRY. 1044 00:52:18,483 --> 00:52:20,006 [LAUGHS] 1045 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,921 YOUR GRANDMOTHER, SHE HAD ALL HER MONEY IN A SAVINGS 1046 00:52:22,051 --> 00:52:23,096 ACCOUNT. 1047 00:52:23,227 --> 00:52:25,968 GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES CREDIT UNION. 1048 00:52:26,099 --> 00:52:29,058 THE BALANCE IS, AS YOU KNOW, FAIRLY HEALTHY. 1049 00:52:29,189 --> 00:52:31,583 ONE POINT THREE MILLION DOLLARS. 1050 00:52:33,585 --> 00:52:36,153 ALSO, DESPITE MY PROTESTATIONS, YOUR 1051 00:52:36,283 --> 00:52:39,678 GRANDMOTHER DREW UP A NEW WILL SOME THREE YEARS AGO 1052 00:52:39,808 --> 00:52:42,942 STIPULATING THAT YOU, HER SOLE HEIR, WOULD RECEIVE 1053 00:52:43,072 --> 00:52:45,249 RATHER THAN THE BULK OF THE ESTATE, ONLY ONE OF 1054 00:52:45,379 --> 00:52:46,946 ITS COMPONENTS UPON HER DEATH. 1055 00:52:47,990 --> 00:52:49,166 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 1056 00:52:49,296 --> 00:52:51,255 IT MEANS SHE LEFT THE MONEY TO AN EMPLOYEE OF 1057 00:52:51,385 --> 00:52:53,953 THE CARE FACILITY, MAJOR NORWOOD. 1058 00:52:55,781 --> 00:52:56,869 MAJOR NORWOOD? 1059 00:52:56,999 --> 00:52:59,698 MAJOR NORWOOD, YEAH, DO YOU KNOW HIM? 1060 00:52:59,828 --> 00:53:02,396 YEAH, I KNOW MAJOR NORWOOD. REALLY, REALLY WELL. 1061 00:53:02,527 --> 00:53:06,183 SHE INSTRUCTED ME TO GIVE YOU THE CAR AND ITS TITLE 1062 00:53:06,313 --> 00:53:09,403 WHICH, FREE AND CLEAR, ALONG WITH THIS NOTE. 1063 00:53:09,534 --> 00:53:11,275 AND WE CAN ARRANGE TO HAVE THE CAR TOWED TO YOUR 1064 00:53:11,405 --> 00:53:13,712 HOME. IT'LL BE THERE TOMORROW MORNING. 1065 00:53:13,842 --> 00:53:16,410 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE FREE TO CONTEST THE WILL, BUT 1066 00:53:16,541 --> 00:53:18,369 [LAUGHS] WON'T BE EASY. 1067 00:53:18,499 --> 00:53:21,546 I MEAN, THE CASE FOR IT IS PRETTY CLEAR CUT. 1068 00:53:22,982 --> 00:53:25,332 I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN KINDA SUDDEN. 1069 00:53:25,463 --> 00:53:27,726 IF I WEREN'T DUE IN COURT TOMORROW, I 1070 00:53:27,856 --> 00:53:30,337 [CLEARS THROAT] I WOULD STAY. I WOULD STAY. 1071 00:53:34,994 --> 00:53:36,561 THE HAND HOLDING ISN'T HELPING, GEORGE. 1072 00:53:36,691 --> 00:53:37,692 OH! 1073 00:53:37,823 --> 00:53:40,042 GOSH, I'M SORRY. 1074 00:53:40,173 --> 00:53:41,348 I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. 1075 00:53:49,182 --> 00:53:50,705 [LIPS SMACK] 1076 00:53:56,233 --> 00:54:02,848 [UPLIFTING MUSIC] 1077 00:54:02,978 --> 00:54:12,901 ♪ 1078 00:54:13,032 --> 00:54:22,955 ♪ 1079 00:54:23,085 --> 00:54:33,008 ♪ 1080 00:54:33,139 --> 00:54:47,936 ♪ 1081 00:54:48,067 --> 00:54:53,028 ♪ 1082 00:54:53,159 --> 00:55:07,956 ♪ 1083 00:55:08,087 --> 00:55:13,048 ♪ 1084 00:55:13,179 --> 00:55:18,184 ♪ 1085 00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:19,620 [BRAKES SCREECHING] 1086 00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:23,450 WHAT'RE YOU DOING? -HUH? 1087 00:55:23,581 --> 00:55:25,713 WHAT ARE YOU DOING THROWING HATS AT CARS? 1088 00:55:25,844 --> 00:55:27,628 I'M NOT THROWING HATS AT CARS. 1089 00:55:27,759 --> 00:55:30,979 I THREW MY HAT AT YOUR CAR, GRANTED. 1090 00:55:31,110 --> 00:55:33,330 WELL, YOU DON'T GO AROUND DOING THAT. 1091 00:55:33,460 --> 00:55:35,201 WELL, IT'S LATE AND I GOT FRUSTRATED. 1092 00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:36,942 MANY CARS HAVE PASSED AND I BEGAN TO THINK IT WAS 1093 00:55:37,072 --> 00:55:38,335 IMPOSSIBLE THAT ONE WOULD STOP. 1094 00:55:40,032 --> 00:55:41,599 YOU SHOULD SEE YOURSELF. 1095 00:55:41,729 --> 00:55:43,078 I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU A RIDE FOR ANYTHING. 1096 00:55:43,209 --> 00:55:45,516 NOT FOR ALL THE UH, WHAT DO THEY SAY? 1097 00:55:46,691 --> 00:55:47,953 ALL THE TEA IN CHINA? 1098 00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:49,346 YUP, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY... 1099 00:55:49,476 --> 00:55:50,085 [SLAPS] 1100 00:55:52,697 --> 00:55:53,350 THAT'LL TEACH YOU. 1101 00:55:54,829 --> 00:55:55,787 TEACH ME WHAT, OLD TIMER? 1102 00:55:55,917 --> 00:55:56,788 TEACH YOU NOT TO THROW HATS AT CARS. 1103 00:55:56,918 --> 00:55:58,833 I DON'T THROW HATS AT CARS. 1104 00:55:58,964 --> 00:56:01,793 WELL, IT'LL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE OR-- 1105 00:56:01,923 --> 00:56:03,055 FUCK YOU! 1106 00:56:03,185 --> 00:56:04,491 -TEACH YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE. 1107 00:56:04,622 --> 00:56:05,623 FUCK YOU AND YOUR RUBBER- NECKING CAR COMPANIONS 1108 00:56:05,753 --> 00:56:07,233 AND IF YOU WANNA LEARN A LESSON, GO AHEAD AND 1109 00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:08,626 HIT ME AGAIN AND YOU'LL LEARN WHAT'S CALLED 1110 00:56:08,756 --> 00:56:09,844 A POWERFUL LESSON! 1111 00:56:11,150 --> 00:56:12,369 [BEEPS] 1112 00:56:12,499 --> 00:56:13,631 ALRIGHT. 1113 00:56:13,761 --> 00:56:14,849 I'M JUST GONNA HAVE A GOOD EVENING. 1114 00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:15,763 YOU HAVE A GREAT NIGHT. 1115 00:56:15,894 --> 00:56:16,982 JUST GONNA KEEP ON WALKING. 1116 00:56:17,112 --> 00:56:18,418 WHILE I'M WALKING, I'LL TELL MYSELF NOT TO 1117 00:56:18,549 --> 00:56:21,029 THROW HATS AT CARS! -HEY! HEY! JUST SO YOU KNOW! 1118 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,727 YEAH? 1119 00:56:22,857 --> 00:56:24,598 YOU'VE RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD EVENING WE WERE HAVING. 1120 00:56:24,729 --> 00:56:26,078 WE WERE CELEBRATING. 1121 00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:27,645 WHAT WERE YOU CELEBRATING? 1122 00:56:27,775 --> 00:56:28,950 I GRADUATED FROM VET SCHOOL TODAY. 1123 00:56:29,081 --> 00:56:30,256 I'M NOW A VETERINARIAN. 1124 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:31,431 WE WERE CELEBRATING. 1125 00:56:31,562 --> 00:56:32,432 NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING. 1126 00:56:34,739 --> 00:56:36,436 YOU LOVE ANIMALS? 1127 00:56:36,567 --> 00:56:38,569 MOSTLY ALL KINDS, YEAH. 1128 00:56:38,699 --> 00:56:39,483 BIRDS NOT SO MUCH. 1129 00:56:39,613 --> 00:56:40,571 THEY'RE LOUD AND DIFFICULT. 1130 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,009 WHAT DO YOU DO? 1131 00:56:44,879 --> 00:56:46,664 I DON'T KNOW. 1132 00:56:46,794 --> 00:56:48,230 I'M REALLY JUST TRYING TO LEARN SPANISH RIGHT NOW, 1133 00:56:48,361 --> 00:56:50,407 ACTUALLY, I'M FOCUSED ON THAT. 1134 00:56:50,537 --> 00:56:51,799 AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD TO BE LEARNING SPANISH? 1135 00:56:51,930 --> 00:56:52,452 WELL, I DON'T THINK SO. 1136 00:56:52,583 --> 00:56:53,627 IT'S NEVER TOO LATE. 1137 00:56:53,758 --> 00:56:54,976 MAYBE IT'LL COME IN HANDY. 1138 00:56:55,107 --> 00:56:56,325 IT'LL COME IN HANDY? 1139 00:56:56,456 --> 00:56:57,588 IT'LL COME IN HANDY, WHEN? IN THE AFTERLIFE? 1140 00:56:57,718 --> 00:56:58,632 MAYBE, MAYBE SO! 1141 00:57:00,765 --> 00:57:02,027 DO YOU HAPPEN TO THINK THERE'S AN AFTERLIFE 1142 00:57:02,157 --> 00:57:03,202 FOR ANIMALS? 1143 00:57:04,725 --> 00:57:06,423 DO LAB EXPERIMENTS GO SOMEPLACE WHEN THEY DIE? 1144 00:57:07,554 --> 00:57:08,555 NOT A CHANCE. 1145 00:57:10,383 --> 00:57:11,253 BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE. 1146 00:57:12,124 --> 00:57:12,907 PRETTY SURE. 1147 00:57:13,908 --> 00:57:14,996 BUT NOT ABSOLUTELY SURE. 1148 00:57:16,389 --> 00:57:19,610 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL THE RED PANDA IN EUROPE? 1149 00:57:20,524 --> 00:57:21,699 WHAT'S THAT? 1150 00:57:21,829 --> 00:57:25,137 YOU GO TO THE AUSTRIAN ZOO IN VIENNA 1151 00:57:25,267 --> 00:57:27,139 AND IT SAYS ON THE MAP, TWO KINDS OF PANDAS. 1152 00:57:27,269 --> 00:57:30,403 IT SAYS THE GREAT PANDA, WHICH IS BLACK AND WHITE, 1153 00:57:30,534 --> 00:57:33,101 AND IT SAYS THE LESSER PANDA, WHICH IS 1154 00:57:33,232 --> 00:57:34,015 THE RED PANDA. 1155 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:36,801 WOW. -NOW, WHY DO YOU THINK 1156 00:57:36,931 --> 00:57:37,889 THEY WOULD CALL IT THE LESSER PANDA? 1157 00:57:38,019 --> 00:57:39,107 WHY? 1158 00:57:39,238 --> 00:57:40,282 NO, I'M ASKING. 1159 00:57:40,413 --> 00:57:49,117 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 1160 00:57:49,248 --> 00:57:59,171 ♪ 1161 00:57:59,301 --> 00:58:09,224 ♪ 1162 00:58:09,355 --> 00:58:19,278 ♪ 1163 00:58:19,408 --> 00:58:29,723 ♪ 1164 00:58:29,854 --> 00:58:32,987 NO BODY LIVES FOREVER AND ONLY RECENTLY IT OCCURRED 1165 00:58:33,118 --> 00:58:36,121 TO ME, WHEN IMAGINING THE EVENT YOU'RE ATTENDING, 1166 00:58:36,251 --> 00:58:39,211 THAT I MIGHT HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO ASK THOSE 1167 00:58:39,341 --> 00:58:43,389 GATHERED WHAT YOU INTEND TO DO WITH THE REST OF 1168 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:47,219 YOUR LIVES AND RATHER THAN EVADE OR AVOID AN ANSWER, 1169 00:58:47,349 --> 00:58:51,223 THE WEIGHT OF THE EVENT, THE FEEL OF AN ASSEMBLY, 1170 00:58:51,353 --> 00:58:55,575 MIGHT ACTUALLY PRODUCE ANSWERS AND RESULTS. 1171 00:58:55,706 --> 00:58:59,100 SO, IF YOU'RE HERE TO HONOR MY MEMORY, 1172 00:58:59,231 --> 00:59:02,626 PLEASE DO SO, BY COMPLYING. 1173 00:59:02,756 --> 00:59:03,844 GOD BLESS. 1174 00:59:05,629 --> 00:59:06,412 [SIGHS] 1175 00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:08,196 UH, I WAS HER ATTORNEY. 1176 00:59:08,327 --> 00:59:10,808 I KNEW SHE WANTED THIS AS A SERVICE SO, 1177 00:59:10,938 --> 00:59:13,288 I WAS A LITTLE PREPARED WHICH MIGHT NOT BE FAIR. 1178 00:59:13,419 --> 00:59:17,902 UH, I WANNA BE A GOOD FAMILY MAN. 1179 00:59:18,032 --> 00:59:19,904 THAT'S NOT REALLY WORKING OUT SO, I DON'T KNOW. 1180 00:59:20,034 --> 00:59:22,080 UM, AS I SAID, I KNEW IN ADVANCE. 1181 00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:31,350 [MELANCHOLIC MUSIC] 1182 00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:37,443 SHE WAS MY ONLY FRIEND IN THIS TERRIBLE PLACE. 1183 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:41,795 I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CONTINUE AND SINCE HER 1184 00:59:41,926 --> 00:59:45,886 DEATH, MY THOUGHTS MOSTLY TURN TO HOW I MIGHT TAKE 1185 00:59:46,017 --> 00:59:49,281 MY OWN LIFE WITH THE MOST EFFICIENCY AND CONVENIENCE 1186 00:59:49,411 --> 00:59:53,024 AND, IDEALLY, WITH THE HOPE THAT THE CAUSE OF 1187 00:59:53,154 --> 00:59:55,461 DEATH WILL APPEAR TO BE NATURAL. 1188 01:00:03,251 --> 01:00:05,602 I DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT I'M GONNA PASS. 1189 01:00:05,732 --> 01:00:06,472 NOT A FAN. 1190 01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:07,952 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 1191 01:00:08,082 --> 01:00:10,432 THERE'S SOME PEOPLE HERE WHO MAYBE I'D FEEL BAD IF 1192 01:00:10,563 --> 01:00:11,825 THEY DIED, BUT-- 1193 01:00:11,956 --> 01:00:14,349 SHE WAS A VERY... SHE WAS A VERY KIND WOMAN. 1194 01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:16,090 I MEAN, NOT TO ME PERSONALLY, 1195 01:00:16,221 --> 01:00:17,744 I-I DIDN'T KNOW HER. 1196 01:00:17,875 --> 01:00:19,703 IT'S NOT SURPRISING THAT SHE... SHE'D 1197 01:00:19,833 --> 01:00:21,052 PULL SOMETHING LIKE THIS UH. 1198 01:00:22,444 --> 01:00:24,795 AS SOME OF YOU KNOW, SHE LEFT ME SOME MONEY AND I 1199 01:00:24,925 --> 01:00:27,188 PLAN TO TAKE STEPS TOWARDS BEING AN ADULT WITH IT. 1200 01:00:28,581 --> 01:00:30,278 I'VE BEEN PUTTING OFF ROOT CANAL SURGERY AND I PLAN 1201 01:00:30,409 --> 01:00:31,149 TO TAKE CARE OF THAT. 1202 01:00:32,803 --> 01:00:33,847 SHE NEVER LIKED YOU. 1203 01:00:45,859 --> 01:00:48,209 UM, HI. 1204 01:00:48,340 --> 01:00:49,646 I WAS HER GRANDSON. 1205 01:00:52,910 --> 01:00:56,000 HI, I WAS HER GRANDSON. 1206 01:00:56,130 --> 01:00:59,525 I GUESS I'M HER GRANDSON STILL AND SHE'S MY ONLY 1207 01:00:59,656 --> 01:01:03,224 SURVIVING RELATIVE AND I KNOW SHE FELT ALONE A LOT 1208 01:01:03,355 --> 01:01:05,618 AND NOW I FEEL ALONE A LITTLE, TOO, AND SHE HELPED ME 1209 01:01:05,749 --> 01:01:07,359 A LOT. 1210 01:01:07,489 --> 01:01:11,842 AND I PLAN TO, I DUNNO, I LIKE WHERE I WORK OR, 1211 01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:13,931 I DUNNO, WORKED. 1212 01:01:14,061 --> 01:01:17,412 AND I'D LIKE TO DO MY WORK WELL. 1213 01:01:17,543 --> 01:01:18,805 USUALLY, I DON'T LIKE MY WORK. 1214 01:01:18,936 --> 01:01:21,765 I TEND NOT TO, BUT I LIKE MY BOSS. 1215 01:01:23,941 --> 01:01:26,073 SHE'S VERY HELPFUL AND SHE MAKES EVERYONE 1216 01:01:26,204 --> 01:01:28,728 FEEL JUST RIGHT SO THAT MAKES IT A PLACE THAT I LOOK 1217 01:01:28,859 --> 01:01:31,165 FORWARD GOING TO WHICH I'VE NEVER HAD BEFORE REALLY. 1218 01:01:33,341 --> 01:01:34,995 THIS IS UNSUAL. 1219 01:01:35,126 --> 01:01:37,258 I'VE NEVER STOOD IN A ROOM WITH A GROUP AND SAID 1220 01:01:37,389 --> 01:01:39,391 WHAT I WAS GONNA DO WITH MY LIFE. 1221 01:01:39,521 --> 01:01:40,784 EXCEPT IN GRADE SCHOOL WHEN WE ALL WANTED TO BE 1222 01:01:40,914 --> 01:01:41,741 ASTRONAUTS. 1223 01:01:43,221 --> 01:01:44,483 NO? NO ONE REMEMBERS THAT. 1224 01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:48,835 I'M GONNA WORK ON THE SPANISH THAT SHE SUGGESTED 1225 01:01:48,966 --> 01:01:51,185 I WORK ON AND UM, I DUNNO. 1226 01:01:51,316 --> 01:01:54,145 TRY TO BE A UH, GOOD OR BETTER PERSON. 1227 01:01:55,755 --> 01:01:56,495 THAT'S THE PLAN. 1228 01:02:02,066 --> 01:02:03,154 SORRY ABOUT YOUR GRANDMA. 1229 01:02:03,284 --> 01:02:03,763 LARRY, SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR GRANDMOTHER. 1230 01:02:03,894 --> 01:02:05,069 THANKS, YOU LOOK NICE. 1231 01:02:05,199 --> 01:02:06,200 THANK YOU. 1232 01:02:06,331 --> 01:02:07,811 YOU LOOK NICE, TOO. 1233 01:02:07,941 --> 01:02:09,334 LIKED, UH, LIKED WHAT YOU SAID AT THE SERVICE, LARRY. 1234 01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:10,378 THANK YOU, GEORGE. YOU LOOK NICE. 1235 01:02:10,509 --> 01:02:11,902 YEAH. 1236 01:02:12,032 --> 01:02:14,382 HERE, I KNEW IT WAS COMING AND YOU TOPPED ME. 1237 01:02:14,513 --> 01:02:15,644 YEAH, WELL, I LIKED WHAT YOU SAID. 1238 01:02:15,775 --> 01:02:17,516 NEVER BEEN MUCH GOOD IN FRONT OF CROWDS. 1239 01:02:18,952 --> 01:02:20,519 LITIGATION TERRIFIES ME STILL. 1240 01:02:20,649 --> 01:02:22,564 WELL, I WAS ABOUT TO SAY. -WELL... 1241 01:02:24,001 --> 01:02:27,091 HEY, UM, HAVE ANY ISSUES YOU HAVE WITH THE WILL NOW 1242 01:02:27,221 --> 01:02:29,223 THAT SOME OF IT'S SUNK IN? 1243 01:02:29,354 --> 01:02:31,051 I DON'T THINK SO. THE CAR IS GREAT. 1244 01:02:31,182 --> 01:02:32,270 ALRIGHT! 1245 01:02:34,402 --> 01:02:35,839 YOU GONNA KEEP ON WORKING HERE? 1246 01:02:37,884 --> 01:02:38,624 I DUNNO. 1247 01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:39,886 I'M SORRY I CAN'T STAY. 1248 01:02:40,017 --> 01:02:41,540 I HAVE ANOTHER SERVICE AT ELEVEN FIFTEEN, 1249 01:02:41,670 --> 01:02:42,846 BUT THANK YOU AGAIN. 1250 01:02:42,976 --> 01:02:44,673 OH, OH! I'LL WALK YOU OUT. 1251 01:02:44,804 --> 01:02:45,805 CALL IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, LARRY. 1252 01:02:45,936 --> 01:02:47,720 MR. NORWOOD, I'LL BE IN TOUCH. 1253 01:02:47,851 --> 01:02:49,635 YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE THAT RELIGIOUS MAN? 1254 01:02:51,245 --> 01:02:51,985 A LITTLE BIT. 1255 01:02:53,378 --> 01:02:54,292 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 1256 01:02:54,422 --> 01:02:55,772 YOU'RE NOT GONNA KEEP WORKING HERE. 1257 01:02:55,902 --> 01:02:57,425 HMM, PROBABLY NOT. 1258 01:02:57,556 --> 01:02:58,557 I DON'T KNOW. 1259 01:03:01,995 --> 01:03:03,431 LOOK, LARRY, I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE HER. 1260 01:03:03,562 --> 01:03:04,563 I DON'T LIKE HER. 1261 01:03:05,259 --> 01:03:06,521 YOU LIKE HER. -I DON'T LIKE HER. 1262 01:03:06,652 --> 01:03:07,784 I KNOW... YOU DO LIKE HER. 1263 01:03:07,914 --> 01:03:09,133 I DON'T... I DON'T LIKE HER. -IT'S FINE. 1264 01:03:09,263 --> 01:03:11,570 I LIKE HER A LOT, TOO, IN A WAY THAT'S DIFFERENT 1265 01:03:11,700 --> 01:03:13,833 FROM ANYTHING I'VE EVER HAD. 1266 01:03:13,964 --> 01:03:14,791 AND NOW WITH THIS, IT'S-- 1267 01:03:14,921 --> 01:03:15,661 HOW IS IT DIFFERENT FOR YOU? 1268 01:03:15,792 --> 01:03:16,444 IT'S DIFFERENT. 1269 01:03:16,575 --> 01:03:16,967 HOW IS IT DIFFERENT? 1270 01:03:17,097 --> 01:03:18,620 IT'S STRONGER. 1271 01:03:18,751 --> 01:03:20,318 I KNOW. I BELIEVE, I-I BELIEVE THAT IT IS DIFFERENT, 1272 01:03:20,448 --> 01:03:21,580 I JUST WANNA KNOW HOW. 1273 01:03:21,710 --> 01:03:23,190 I CAN FEEL... I FEEL THAT IT'S DIFFERENT. 1274 01:03:23,321 --> 01:03:24,539 YOU SAID THAT BEFORE, THOUGH. 1275 01:03:24,670 --> 01:03:26,367 I'M SAYING IT NOW AND I ACTUALLY MEAN IT. 1276 01:03:26,498 --> 01:03:27,368 GIVE ME A BREAK. 1277 01:03:27,499 --> 01:03:29,109 AND NOW, WITH THIS... 1278 01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:30,415 IT'S NOT DIFFERENT THAN ANYTHING. 1279 01:03:31,416 --> 01:03:32,199 I FEEL WEIRD. 1280 01:03:32,330 --> 01:03:33,113 WE SHOULD SPLIT THE MONEY. 1281 01:03:33,244 --> 01:03:34,245 NO, NO. 1282 01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:35,768 YES, WE SHOULD. 1283 01:03:38,118 --> 01:03:40,468 IT'D BE MORE FOR ME THAN YOU I THINK, I JUST... 1284 01:03:41,905 --> 01:03:43,297 NO. 1285 01:03:43,428 --> 01:03:45,822 NO, YOU WERE A GOOD FRIEND TO HER, YOU DIDN'T 1286 01:03:45,952 --> 01:03:47,693 PATRONIZE HER LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE HERE. 1287 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:48,650 SHE SAW SOMETHING IN YOU. 1288 01:03:48,781 --> 01:03:50,000 YOU EARNED IT. 1289 01:03:50,130 --> 01:03:53,177 JUST PROMISE ME THAT IF YOU GO BEFORE I DO 1290 01:03:53,307 --> 01:03:55,832 WHICH YOU PROBABLY WILL, THAT I'LL GET IT. 1291 01:03:55,962 --> 01:03:57,703 HEY! I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MR. KAMINSKY. 1292 01:03:57,834 --> 01:03:59,183 SOMETHING HAPPENED. I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. 1293 01:03:59,313 --> 01:04:01,228 UH, CAN YOU GIVE ME A RIDE? 1294 01:04:01,359 --> 01:04:03,535 YEAH, I GUESS. SURE. 1295 01:04:03,665 --> 01:04:05,189 I CAN'T. IT'S LOCKED. 1296 01:04:05,319 --> 01:04:06,712 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO OPEN THE... 1297 01:04:07,974 --> 01:04:09,367 I HAD TO PARK LIKE THREE BLOCKS AWAY. 1298 01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:15,721 THIS CAR HAS SEAT WARMERS. 1299 01:04:36,220 --> 01:04:38,875 I PUT THREE QUARTERS ON THE DRIVER'S SIDE FLOOR, 1300 01:04:39,005 --> 01:04:40,354 RIGHT HERE SPECIFICALLY. -DUDE! WHO CARES! 1301 01:04:40,485 --> 01:04:42,313 YOUR CAR IS SIXTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. 1302 01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:44,402 THAT GUY. THAT GUY STEALS. 1303 01:04:44,532 --> 01:04:46,578 WE DIDN'T START GETTING COMPLAINTS UNTIL THAT GUY 1304 01:04:46,708 --> 01:04:48,101 STARTED WORKING HERE. 1305 01:04:48,232 --> 01:04:49,973 I DON'T STEAL. I JUST DON'T. 1306 01:04:50,451 --> 01:04:51,061 I SAW YOU DO IT. 1307 01:04:51,191 --> 01:04:52,105 YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. 1308 01:04:52,236 --> 01:04:53,063 DO YOU NOT GET THAT? 1309 01:04:53,193 --> 01:04:53,846 HEY, YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL. 1310 01:04:53,977 --> 01:04:54,891 [PUNCH] 1311 01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:58,720 [LAUGHS] 1312 01:05:03,638 --> 01:05:05,510 EVEN IF I WERE STEALING CHANGE AND AT A PRETTY 1313 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,904 RAPID CLIP. 1314 01:05:08,034 --> 01:05:08,905 [COINS POURING OUT] 1315 01:05:17,130 --> 01:05:21,091 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 1316 01:05:21,221 --> 01:05:23,745 YOU KNOW, JIMMY, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR 1317 01:05:23,876 --> 01:05:25,486 THE OPPORTUNITIES YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN. 1318 01:05:25,617 --> 01:05:27,401 IN ANY CASE, THE LESSON I WILL TAKE AWAY IS 1319 01:05:27,532 --> 01:05:28,925 TO LOOK FOR MY OWN OPPORTUNITIES TO BE GRATEFUL 1320 01:05:29,055 --> 01:05:30,230 SO THANK YOU. 1321 01:05:30,361 --> 01:05:31,188 GRACIAS. 1322 01:05:33,364 --> 01:05:34,321 LET'S TRY TO KEEP THE POLICE AT BAY 1323 01:05:34,452 --> 01:05:36,193 FOR THE TIME BEING, OKAY? 1324 01:05:36,323 --> 01:05:36,976 YEAH. 1325 01:05:37,107 --> 01:05:38,021 YES? NO? SHOW OF HANDS. 1326 01:05:38,151 --> 01:05:40,110 THAT'S ONE, TWO... 1327 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:43,504 I CALLED. 1328 01:05:43,635 --> 01:05:45,419 YOU CALLED THE POLICE? 1329 01:05:45,550 --> 01:05:50,294 [SIRENS] 1330 01:06:13,926 --> 01:06:16,885 [SCRUBBING] 1331 01:06:40,126 --> 01:06:47,003 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 1332 01:06:47,133 --> 01:06:48,830 ♪ 1333 01:06:48,961 --> 01:06:50,528 HEY, DINSMORE! 1334 01:06:50,658 --> 01:06:52,138 I CAME TO PICK UP MY CHECK. 1335 01:06:52,269 --> 01:06:54,314 WHY ARE YOU WEARING YOUR UNIFORM, LARRY? 1336 01:06:54,445 --> 01:06:56,795 EH, IT'S A LONG STORY. 1337 01:06:56,925 --> 01:06:57,752 WE DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE. 1338 01:06:57,883 --> 01:06:59,145 IS THAT WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY? 1339 01:06:59,276 --> 01:07:00,407 OH, I DON'T EITHER. 1340 01:07:00,538 --> 01:07:01,582 I JUST WANNA PICK UP MY CHECK AND GO. 1341 01:07:01,713 --> 01:07:02,931 I ASSUME THERE'S A CHECK FOR ME SOMEWHERE? 1342 01:07:03,802 --> 01:07:04,846 THERE WAS. 1343 01:07:07,893 --> 01:07:09,068 HERE WE GO. 1344 01:07:09,199 --> 01:07:10,983 ALRIGHT! 1345 01:07:11,114 --> 01:07:11,853 OH! 1346 01:07:11,984 --> 01:07:13,203 MY GOD! 1347 01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:14,595 THANKS, MARV. 1348 01:07:14,726 --> 01:07:15,901 SEE YOU AROUND SOON, EH? 1349 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:17,076 YOU'RE A GOOD GUY. 1350 01:07:17,207 --> 01:07:18,208 SALT OF THE EARTH. 1351 01:07:27,695 --> 01:07:29,306 WONDERFUL! YOU'VE BROUGHT THE ICE. 1352 01:07:31,134 --> 01:07:31,525 I'M BACK! 1353 01:07:33,223 --> 01:07:33,962 I'M BACK EVERYBODY. 1354 01:07:34,093 --> 01:07:37,183 GOOD TO SEE YA. HOW ARE YA? 1355 01:07:37,314 --> 01:07:39,403 SO, IF BACHELORETTE PARTY COMES IN... 1356 01:07:39,533 --> 01:07:41,318 HEY, DON! 1357 01:07:41,448 --> 01:07:42,754 I'M SORRY I KEYED YOUR CAR. 1358 01:07:42,884 --> 01:07:45,104 I CAN'T PAY YOU FOR IT, BUT I FIGURED IF YOU'D 1359 01:07:45,235 --> 01:07:48,151 LIKE YOU CAN, WELL, TAKE A LOOK, YOU CAN KEY MY CAR 1360 01:07:48,281 --> 01:07:49,195 BACK IF YOU LIKE. 1361 01:07:50,805 --> 01:07:52,677 WHAT WOULD THE POINT BE OF KEYING THAT SHIT BOX? 1362 01:07:54,983 --> 01:07:56,202 EH, I GOT A NEW CAR. 1363 01:07:58,596 --> 01:07:59,684 WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 1364 01:07:59,814 --> 01:08:01,294 MY GRANDMOTHER DIED AND LEFT IT TO ME. 1365 01:08:01,425 --> 01:08:02,600 SHE DIDN'T LEAVE ME ANY MONEY OR I'D PAY YOU 1366 01:08:02,730 --> 01:08:03,688 TO PAINT YOUR CAR. 1367 01:08:03,818 --> 01:08:05,124 WE DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE HERE. 1368 01:08:05,255 --> 01:08:06,430 YOU MENTIONED THAT. 1369 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:07,866 I KNOW, I KNOW. 1370 01:08:07,996 --> 01:08:10,260 I CAN'T... IT'S ALL THAT COMES OUT. 1371 01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:15,743 YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, LARRY? 1372 01:08:15,874 --> 01:08:17,005 YEAH. 1373 01:08:17,136 --> 01:08:19,225 [KEYS JINGLING] 1374 01:08:19,356 --> 01:08:21,140 WHY YOU STILL WEARING YOUR UNIFORM? 1375 01:08:26,145 --> 01:08:26,841 [KNOCKING] 1376 01:08:28,408 --> 01:08:29,105 HELLO. 1377 01:08:29,235 --> 01:08:30,106 OH, HEY, LARRY! 1378 01:08:31,585 --> 01:08:32,195 HOW ARE YOU? 1379 01:08:34,327 --> 01:08:40,290 UM, I THINK I NEED A NEW SHIRT. 1380 01:08:40,420 --> 01:08:42,640 OH, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE YOUR JOB BACK? 1381 01:08:43,945 --> 01:08:45,773 I DUNNO CAUSE YOU'RE NICE. 1382 01:08:45,904 --> 01:08:47,210 [LAUGHS] 1383 01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:49,125 UHH... 1384 01:08:53,781 --> 01:08:55,348 THESE DON'T GROW ON TREES, LARRY. 1385 01:08:57,263 --> 01:08:58,003 THANK YOU. 1386 01:08:58,830 --> 01:09:00,005 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1387 01:09:00,527 --> 01:09:01,180 HEY! 1388 01:09:03,791 --> 01:09:04,575 YOU'RE WEARING YOUR BUCA SHIRT. 1389 01:09:04,705 --> 01:09:06,185 YEAH. 1390 01:09:06,316 --> 01:09:07,708 EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND. 1391 01:09:08,709 --> 01:09:09,797 OH, HEY! [PHONE RINGING] 1392 01:09:09,928 --> 01:09:11,451 THANK YOU. 1393 01:09:11,582 --> 01:09:12,583 [PHONE RINGING] 1394 01:09:17,501 --> 01:09:18,502 SO I QUIT MY JOB. 1395 01:09:18,632 --> 01:09:19,938 REALLY? 1396 01:09:20,068 --> 01:09:20,721 YUP. 1397 01:09:20,852 --> 01:09:22,636 SEEMS SILLY. 1398 01:09:22,767 --> 01:09:24,377 NO MORE SENIOR DISCOUNTS. [PHONE RINGING] 1399 01:09:25,813 --> 01:09:26,205 I'LL BE OUT THERE. 1400 01:09:26,336 --> 01:09:27,206 OKAY. 1401 01:09:27,337 --> 01:09:30,557 [PHONE RINGING] 1402 01:09:43,527 --> 01:09:45,355 HEY, YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THIS BY NOW, RIGHT, LARRY? 1403 01:09:45,485 --> 01:09:46,530 I THINK SO. 1404 01:09:49,097 --> 01:09:51,012 SO, ARE YOU QUITTING, TOO? 1405 01:09:51,143 --> 01:09:52,840 NO, LARRY, I LIKE THIS JOB A LOT. 1406 01:10:00,979 --> 01:10:01,806 OH BOY. 1407 01:10:38,625 --> 01:10:44,805 [SNORTING] 1408 01:10:45,415 --> 01:10:49,636 [SOFT ROCK MUSIC] 1409 01:10:49,767 --> 01:10:54,685 ♪ 1410 01:10:54,815 --> 01:10:59,080 ♪ THIS MELLOW, SWEET, SHORT HAIRED BOY WOMAN OFFERS, ♪ 1411 01:10:59,211 --> 01:11:00,386 ♪ PULL UP A SEAT 1412 01:11:02,170 --> 01:11:04,869 ♪ TAKE IN ONE SYMPHONY NOW, ♪ 1413 01:11:04,999 --> 01:11:08,002 ♪ WE'VE JUST BEGUN TO BATTLE ♪ 1414 01:11:09,221 --> 01:11:12,050 ♪ WRAP YOUR HEEL IN BONES OF STEEL, ♪ 1415 01:11:12,180 --> 01:11:14,879 ♪ TURN THE LAKE A TWIST OF COLOR ♪ 1416 01:11:16,359 --> 01:11:19,275 ♪ AUTUMN WAITED, HOLD IT TO YOU, ♪ 1417 01:11:19,405 --> 01:11:22,321 ♪ SWIM THE COLOR, COME ANOTHER ♪ 1418 01:11:23,714 --> 01:11:29,502 ♪ SEVEN CHINESE BROTHERS SWALLOW IN THE OCEAN ♪ 1419 01:11:30,808 --> 01:11:36,553 ♪ SEVEN THOUSAND YEARS TO SLEEP AWAY THE PAIN ♪ 1420 01:11:37,641 --> 01:11:51,263 ♪ SHE'LL RETURN, SHE WILL RETURN ♪ 1421 01:11:51,394 --> 01:12:02,405 ♪ 1422 01:12:02,535 --> 01:12:06,670 ♪ THIS MELLOW, SWEET, SHORT HAIRED BOY WOMAN OFFERS, ♪ 1423 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:08,280 ♪ PULL UP A SEAT 1424 01:12:09,716 --> 01:12:12,589 ♪ TAKE IN ONE SYMPHONY NOW, ♪ 1425 01:12:12,719 --> 01:12:15,592 ♪ WE'VE JUST BEGUN TO BATTLE ♪ 1426 01:12:16,941 --> 01:12:19,683 ♪ WRAP YOUR HEEL IN BONES OF STEEL, ♪ 1427 01:12:19,813 --> 01:12:22,555 ♪ TURN THE LAKE A TWIST OF COLOR ♪ 1428 01:12:24,078 --> 01:12:26,951 ♪ AUTUMN WADED SEVEN SEAS, ♪ 1429 01:12:27,081 --> 01:12:30,084 ♪ SWIM IN COLOR, BECOME ANOTHER ♪ 1430 01:12:31,477 --> 01:12:37,570 ♪ SEVEN CHINESE BROTHERS SWALLOW IN THE OCEAN ♪ 1431 01:12:38,571 --> 01:12:44,621 ♪ SEVEN THOUSAND YEARS TO SLEEP AWAY THE PAIN ♪ 1432 01:12:45,317 --> 01:12:59,853 ♪ SHE WILL RETURN, SHE'LL RETURN ♪ 1433 01:12:59,984 --> 01:13:09,907 ♪ 1434 01:13:10,037 --> 01:13:23,964 ♪ 1435 01:13:24,095 --> 01:13:28,229 ♪ THIS MELLOW, SWEET, SHORT HAIRED BOY WOMAN OFFERS, ♪ 1436 01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:29,535 ♪ PULL UP A CHAIR 1437 01:13:31,232 --> 01:13:35,193 ♪ TAKE IN ONE SYMPHONY NOW, ♪ 1438 01:13:35,323 --> 01:13:36,542 ♪ I GUESS WE LOST THAT BATTLE ♪ 1439 01:13:38,544 --> 01:13:41,286 ♪ WRAP YOUR HEEL IN BONES OF STEEL, ♪ 1440 01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:44,332 ♪ TURN THE GRAY A TWIST OF COLOR ♪ 1441 01:13:45,638 --> 01:13:48,685 ♪ AUTUMN WADED SEVEN SEAS, ♪ 1442 01:13:48,815 --> 01:13:51,601 ♪ SWIM IN COLOR, BECOME ANOTHER ♪ 1443 01:13:53,037 --> 01:13:59,739 ♪ SEVEN CHINESE BROTHERS SWALLOW IN THE OCEAN ♪ 1444 01:13:59,870 --> 01:14:06,746 ♪ SEVEN THOUSAND YEARS TO FORM A UNITED RAIN ♪ 1445 01:14:06,877 --> 01:14:13,753 ♪ SHE WILL RETURN, SHE WILL RETURN ♪ 1446 01:14:13,884 --> 01:14:20,760 ♪ SHE WILL RETURN, SHE WILL RETURN ♪ 1447 01:14:20,891 --> 01:14:30,988 ♪ SHE WILL RETURN, SHE WILL RETURN ♪ 1448 01:14:31,684 --> 01:14:41,607 ♪ 1449 01:14:41,738 --> 01:14:46,917 ♪ 90751

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