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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,032 --> 00:00:26,826 So, how do you like this rain, Danny I am sick of it, Jim 2 00:00:26,743 --> 00:00:30,705 well,it seems Mr. sunshine should be peaking through those early morning clubs 3 00:00:30,121 --> 00:00:41,591 Translator:eastgamer 4 00:00:30,538 --> 00:00:32,790 Yeah, promise is promis. Boke,I'll tell you what. 5 00:00:32,749 --> 00:00:36,085 We have a question for you the first caller with the right answer. When? 6 00:00:35,918 --> 00:00:39,047 At all the peter'stucture seat cusion, her seat handy outwear. 7 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:43,009 OK,He was a recent two-term president. His��moo is large. 8 00:00:43,509 --> 00:00:46,846 No,no little body, the ex-president of United States 9 00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:48,765 Many say them most: Fabulous history. 10 00:00:48,723 --> 00:00:54,437 The first president to be divorced in office. And he is moving right here to Mooseport! 11 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:58,399 OK, we got a caller here.Give your name Will that be Eagle.Cole 12 00:00:58,399 --> 00:01:00,902 Welcome to Mooseport Monroe Eagle Cole 13 00:01:02,195 --> 00:01:03,780 Congratulations! You are the winner! 14 00:01:05,114 --> 00:01:06,783 Hey,that's good Yeah,yeah. 15 00:01:06,741 --> 00:01:08,618 Morning, Harve Morning, Handy 16 00:01:08,743 --> 00:01:09,994 Morning, Harve Morning, Handy 17 00:01:09,952 --> 00:01:12,330 Morning,Harve.Morning,Morris Morning,Harve 18 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:15,291 Morning,Morris Morning,Reuben 19 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:16,751 Morning,Handy 20 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:19,253 Morning 21 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:23,424 Luisa,Harve Yeah! 22 00:01:23,341 --> 00:01:27,595 yeah, I like him.They go well with ...each other. -Thanks 23 00:01:28,513 --> 00:01:30,598 Morning,Handy Oh,hi,Mandy. Nice to see you there. 24 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:40,692 Nice,good job! 25 00:01:48,199 --> 00:01:50,410 Morning! Morning,Irma 26 00:02:00,128 --> 00:02:01,379 Come on, Point 27 00:02:01,629 --> 00:02:05,925 Hey,baby�Good morning! 6�30 is too damn early 28 00:02:06,217 --> 00:02:07,593 Too early for Bruce,right? 29 00:02:07,719 --> 00:02:09,595 Bruce doesn't care what time it is. 30 00:02:10,138 --> 00:02:12,098 Bruce got little morning breath where it is going. 31 00:02:12,015 --> 00:02:13,808 Do you believe this? 32 00:02:13,725 --> 00:02:19,230 He decides to come a week early and they expect us to get all that work done! 33 00:02:19,022 --> 00:02:22,150 Well, he is a president and he can get what he wants. 34 00:02:22,025 --> 00:02:23,276 We'll get it done. 35 00:02:24,402 --> 00:02:26,487 Do you know what about Bruce when he's here,my nose looks... 36 00:02:26,404 --> 00:02:27,655 ... normal. 37 00:02:28,614 --> 00:02:30,491 Yeah,but,his nose fits his face, boss. 38 00:02:31,534 --> 00:02:34,454 You are not funny, Bob. Let's go. 39 00:02:44,339 --> 00:02:45,798 Hold on one second, hold on one second 40 00:02:53,598 --> 00:02:55,183 Go! 41 00:02:58,019 --> 00:03:01,981 You lucky bargee, Mr president. You know the say, I'd rather be lucky than good 42 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:07,403 Mr President,what are you going to do next? 43 00:03:07,528 --> 00:03:13,576 Oh, so many offers. There is farewell world two. 44 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:17,497 Chance to me,say "goodbye", Thank you to all my wonderful friends 45 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:18,873 Writting my memoirist 46 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:21,751 Then I'll do something I haven't done 26 years. 47 00:03:21,626 --> 00:03:25,713 Putting my feet up, reading a newspaper without any interruption 48 00:03:25,546 --> 00:03:29,801 Sounds good! So back in the beautiful porsche. Have you bought them all. 49 00:03:29,634 --> 00:03:32,470 ah,previous First Lady got that one 50 00:03:33,638 --> 00:03:36,683 In the divorce. -Oh,right. 51 00:03:36,557 --> 00:03:39,978 She got the best years in my life. But one thing she won't get 52 00:03:39,811 --> 00:03:41,187 ...is my title 53 00:03:42,605 --> 00:03:46,275 the house? No, the title.Mr President 54 00:03:46,150 --> 00:03:47,193 Oh... 55 00:03:48,319 --> 00:03:53,199 Maybe call me "Mr President" for rest of my life 56 00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:57,954 she can have the house in Baltimore.I'm fine with my lovely little summer place. 57 00:04:29,986 --> 00:04:34,365 Sorry, Sally. We are the former President of United States on final. 58 00:04:34,365 --> 00:04:36,326 We got the order to let his plane first 59 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,285 Damn it! 60 00:05:20,662 --> 00:05:23,081 Welcome to Mooseport White house, Mr President. -Thank you 61 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:26,459 All secure. 62 00:05:27,877 --> 00:05:32,799 All sweet home. Oh,good small magnificence every year. 63 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:38,054 Take the dog for a peace, Grace. 64 00:05:41,766 --> 00:05:44,894 Oh,Jesus.It looks like Tiger Woods' funeral 65 00:05:44,769 --> 00:05:47,897 Mr President, I'd like to ... Oh, hold on, hold on. 66 00:05:47,772 --> 00:05:49,232 I have to take quick Crapper 67 00:05:56,739 --> 00:05:59,158 Get in there! Oh,hey! 68 00:06:00,076 --> 00:06:01,327 Oh, ah! 69 00:06:03,204 --> 00:06:06,457 Sir,sorry,sorry. Handy Harrison.ah.. 70 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:08,835 Get the weapons! Back off! We got it. 71 00:06:09,252 --> 00:06:12,380 You all right, Sir? I'm fine. I realize one of the workers he is . 72 00:06:12,255 --> 00:06:13,297 I'm a worker. I'm just one of the workers. 73 00:06:13,256 --> 00:06:15,341 I'm sure he has been checked out. I .. been checked out. 74 00:06:16,259 --> 00:06:17,302 I want here totaly clear. Ok 75 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:19,345 I'll get out of hrere. I'll... 76 00:06:20,430 --> 00:06:22,515 Sorry. And... 77 00:06:22,765 --> 00:06:26,144 I just want to say... It's an honour to work for you. Really 78 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:28,104 Thank you.Thank you very much All right. 79 00:06:30,231 --> 00:06:36,195 Well... I do come in for a reason. 80 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:40,825 Oh, right, sure. Go right in. Sorry. 81 00:06:43,328 --> 00:06:47,707 I'll get it. I'll fix it. 82 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:54,130 Ho, President 83 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:57,634 Ah, relax. 84 00:06:58,009 --> 00:07:00,720 Everyone, Let's give the president a little privacy, shall we? 85 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:04,140 Absolutely.We can go over this offic anytime, Mr President. 86 00:07:04,015 --> 00:07:06,309 Hold on, hold on! How's it come? 87 00:07:06,351 --> 00:07:06,434 We finalize the dates this week, Sir. 88 00:07:06,434 --> 00:07:12,106 26 beginning engagement, 14 days...120 thou-per 89 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:13,107 And... 90 00:07:14,359 --> 00:07:15,443 Could get 100 thusand,Sir 91 00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:17,028 And my biography 92 00:07:17,028 --> 00:07:22,033 One of them offers you 14 mill, Harbor Concern is 13, but it offers you a better writer 93 00:07:23,034 --> 00:07:24,410 Excellent,Keep working it 94 00:07:25,161 --> 00:07:29,916 Work to 147 enterprises, 93 offers to be on the Board, the Fortune 500 Companies. 95 00:07:29,707 --> 00:07:34,253 Suva Mortors offer you 5 million dollars to do a car commercial, take you only Norway 96 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:37,757 In a course,the bigest in Zhulata 97 00:07:40,009 --> 00:07:44,639 Monroe Eagle. Cole,Presidential Library. Ho,ho 98 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:50,103 European Russianism and American modernism 99 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:53,064 A metal form of organic growth 100 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:56,985 A man-made mountain over which is the eagle 101 00:07:57,819 --> 00:07:58,987 Fantastic 102 00:08:00,071 --> 00:08:00,905 Is it big enough? 103 00:08:01,197 --> 00:08:04,325 It's 40,000 square feet, Sir 104 00:08:04,242 --> 00:08:07,203 And... It's 105 00:08:07,078 --> 00:08:08,079 Excellent 106 00:08:08,329 --> 00:08:11,541 Mr President,It's the former first lady,Sir 107 00:08:11,416 --> 00:08:13,292 Shall I tell her you are out? 108 00:08:13,209 --> 00:08:16,087 No,no, no, you excuse me. 109 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,673 Here he is, Mrs Cole. 110 00:08:21,217 --> 00:08:22,552 The problem is... 111 00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:27,473 As the menu just gone,the most ludicrous speaking fees, the bigest book deal, 112 00:08:27,265 --> 00:08:31,352 the most bored offers in history I'll think you know 113 00:08:31,269 --> 00:08:34,480 Come on, honey,you don't believe that nonsense, do you ? 114 00:08:34,355 --> 00:08:37,567 No, Eagle,I believe it's just the tip of the iceberg 115 00:08:37,525 --> 00:08:39,193 Charly, we settled 116 00:08:39,610 --> 00:08:43,239 haw-haw, pinoneer settle. We rested. 117 00:08:43,114 --> 00:08:46,159 7 million, and don't forget you are selling in Mooseport. 118 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:46,409 Charlotte 119 00:08:46,367 --> 00:08:48,703 It's a vacation home 120 00:08:48,619 --> 00:08:51,164 You ... 121 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,958 It's a pleasure to speak with you, Mrs Cole.I'll call you back 122 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:57,170 You too. Try to talk some sense to him 123 00:09:00,214 --> 00:09:01,299 7 million 124 00:09:01,257 --> 00:09:05,595 It's a negotiation.You'v handled dictators,you'v handled terrorists 125 00:09:05,428 --> 00:09:07,930 Terrorist is easier. I swear to God 126 00:09:11,934 --> 00:09:18,066 Breathe. Let lawyers handle it. Breathe. 127 00:09:21,819 --> 00:09:23,446 oh, G??, you're miracle 128 00:09:26,616 --> 00:09:28,493 oh, sorry 129 00:09:29,410 --> 00:09:30,578 No,no, no, come in 130 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:31,871 Can I help you? 131 00:09:33,081 --> 00:09:35,625 well,I don't mean to disturb you. I have all done here. 132 00:09:37,418 --> 00:09:42,548 I mean I've done fixing here. That's work related, not personal. 133 00:09:47,303 --> 00:09:47,971 Hey, we've done. 134 00:09:49,639 --> 00:09:55,019 What? Plunger,Plunger,stop it. 135 00:09:55,103 --> 00:09:56,562 come here. 136 00:10:00,108 --> 00:10:00,817 What are you doing, ah? 137 00:10:02,986 --> 00:10:09,534 Time for me got to tell you. Keep that thing in you body.Bad dog. 138 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:14,414 Did you sit here let them do that funny? 139 00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:15,748 I'm not capable,man. 140 00:10:26,634 --> 00:10:28,720 Come on, boy,come on 141 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:38,354 Sally 142 00:10:41,649 --> 00:10:42,859 Spit it out, frog. Thank you. 143 00:10:44,652 --> 00:10:45,695 Sally 144 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:47,155 You stay out, plunger 145 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:52,035 Sally, hey, you are here? Guess what? 146 00:10:51,826 --> 00:10:53,286 Downstairs! 147 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:54,871 Hey,hey,guess what I care. 148 00:10:55,496 --> 00:10:58,750 Sh, Joanna is devering it� Oh,really,wow,how is she doing? 149 00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:01,753 Here's coming another one. She already has 6 pups 150 00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:08,092 6 pups? 7? 6? 7! 151 00:11:17,518 --> 00:11:21,898 Chester, you did it,boy 152 00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:28,780 oh, what a little pup! 153 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,458 Hey,guess what I saw today? 154 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:40,833 Who? 155 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:41,751 Can't you guess? 156 00:11:42,043 --> 00:11:42,460 Handy 157 00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:44,796 Come on, take one guess 158 00:11:44,754 --> 00:11:45,630 The president 159 00:11:46,214 --> 00:11:49,175 Oh,that's rihgt because everybody knows he is here. 160 00:11:50,134 --> 00:11:54,013 But not everybody gets a cheque for 17 thousand bigwords 161 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:54,597 Really? 162 00:11:54,639 --> 00:11:56,933 17 thousand 163 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:02,105 I think I am finally ready 164 00:12:06,484 --> 00:12:09,362 Where are those purps? 165 00:12:17,495 --> 00:12:18,663 You are ready? 166 00:12:18,621 --> 00:12:21,207 yeah,yeah 167 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:23,918 Ready to ... 168 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:30,925 ...to get a new truck, a big one, a big one, you know,normal three trips not beyond to me�That'll be great. 169 00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:31,843 Dina,fals alarm 170 00:12:35,638 --> 00:12:36,681 I�ll take him 171 00:12:38,016 --> 00:12:40,310 I'm not receiving any enthusiasm 172 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:43,855 I�m glad for your new truck.Really. 173 00:12:46,649 --> 00:12:57,702 Look, tonight the party thing,Let's do some celebrating.Let's go out to have a romantic dinner. 174 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,329 Sure You have been great. 175 00:13:03,374 --> 00:13:08,588 Ok,Dina,say hello to Fred and kids All right,see you later. 176 00:13:08,338 --> 00:13:10,715 Pluger, Let's go 177 00:13:11,841 --> 00:13:16,387 Well, he needs a new truck. So he can load all that crap 178 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,191 Morse,Morse 179 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,569 What? He's here. 180 00:14:21,619 --> 00:14:22,412 15 minutes 181 00:14:22,412 --> 00:14:23,246 An hour 182 00:14:23,287 --> 00:14:26,791 30 -45,it's deal OK 183 00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:36,551 Sorry 184 00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:42,849 Good evening, Let's thank everybodyfor coming 185 00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:46,352 Tonight is a very speical night for Moorseport 186 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:54,068 In the words of headline, it put so elegantly in the Moorsker: The Eagle Has landed. 187 00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:57,405 A regional 188 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:06,622 Let's give our big Mooseport welcome to our new citizen: Monroe Eagle Cole 189 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,590 Thank you, thank you very much 190 00:15:15,506 --> 00:15:19,677 As you all know,it's been over a year since I had vacation here 191 00:15:19,510 --> 00:15:30,021 So first of all,to the rumour that I'm only here because I lost my Baltimore house in my divorce... 192 00:15:29,646 --> 00:15:31,189 Absolutely true. 193 00:15:31,856 --> 00:15:33,316 I'm a Mooseport resident 194 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:37,445 and even though I didn't get the chance to meet many of you when I resorb here, as a president... 195 00:15:37,278 --> 00:15:39,197 ...I certainly hope to... 196 00:15:44,535 --> 00:15:47,497 I certainly would ... -(sorry) 197 00:15:47,497 --> 00:15:50,500 ...hope to get to know you all a lot better 198 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:57,423 May we could hit a few birdys or eagles. 199 00:15:57,131 --> 00:16:04,764 Anyway, since I'am not here to ask for money ah, I don't know whatelse to say, 200 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:11,562 ...except to thank you so much for your hospitality, and see you around the bird 201 00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:15,858 Let's go 202 00:16:16,651 --> 00:16:18,444 Thank you for your participation. Mr president, that's great. 203 00:16:18,361 --> 00:16:21,197 Would you have a few minutes for private? 204 00:16:21,072 --> 00:16:23,616 The president has arranged all the time. Sorry 205 00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:26,786 This just takes a second, Sir A kind of urgence 206 00:16:26,661 --> 00:16:28,997 Certainly -Thanks, this way 207 00:16:28,871 --> 00:16:29,580 Excuse me 208 00:16:33,668 --> 00:16:41,384 Mr president,I'm sure the time isn't better. But it seems you arrival has coalesced something of crisis 209 00:16:41,092 --> 00:16:45,054 Bok sends the crisis of moisture Shall I call the Marines 210 00:16:47,098 --> 00:16:49,225 Please sit down. 211 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,518 Thank you 212 00:16:52,061 --> 00:16:57,483 Mr president, Ameer Haman,our beloved Mayor 24 years,just past away 213 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,901 Oh,I'm sorry to hear that. 214 00:16:58,860 --> 00:17:03,656 Anyway, sir, the town council met an hour ago in an emergency session, 215 00:17:03,865 --> 00:17:10,747 and voted you anonymously, you sir,to be our Mayor. 216 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:11,414 Your Mayor? 217 00:17:17,128 --> 00:17:17,879 ho Souns good. 218 00:17:19,630 --> 00:17:26,888 yeah, sir, before he died, Mayor Haman was running as always and opposed with a final deadline tomorrow 219 00:17:26,888 --> 00:17:30,433 We'll have an idely time trying to find a replacement 220 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,811 And,Robin here, said why we not get the president. 221 00:17:33,728 --> 00:17:35,813 I said "get the president" 222 00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:40,568 Our 240 years history will now be great honur to persuade you on our town. 223 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:43,780 The head of our town is the most popular president in history 224 00:17:43,655 --> 00:17:45,823 With the approve of ...70% -80% 225 00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:49,911 ah, 85%. -85% 85%? unbelievable 226 00:17:49,744 --> 00:17:53,873 Mr president, you simpy must say "yes" 227 00:17:53,831 --> 00:17:59,879 ah, even I'm not in the office any longer, I do have plans. 228 00:17:59,629 --> 00:18:09,013 Sally, please, we are in the meeting of something here. -Sorry, I just get my coat,I'll come back 229 00:18:08,638 --> 00:18:12,976 ah,hold on a second.Sally, is it? Yes 230 00:18:12,809 --> 00:18:18,481 Sally, you seem like engaged citizen? What do you think if I'll be a Mayor? 231 00:18:18,648 --> 00:18:21,985 Mayor? really And it's my idea! 232 00:18:23,653 --> 00:18:26,155 ah, I think you should do it. 233 00:18:27,657 --> 00:18:31,035 And maybe you could do something about landing situation. 234 00:18:30,868 --> 00:18:32,745 Landing situation? 235 00:18:32,704 --> 00:18:35,498 Yeah, I'm a veterinarian. 236 00:18:35,373 --> 00:18:45,967 I had a critically ill donkey in my helicopter this morning.And I almost lost her because the president has to land first. 237 00:18:45,508 --> 00:18:49,804 Oh,I'm terribly sorry. I didn't realize that.It must be a procedural thing. 238 00:18:49,637 --> 00:18:50,930 Standard security probably caused 239 00:18:50,888 --> 00:18:52,348 Standard security 240 00:18:52,307 --> 00:18:55,810 Maybe if you are a Mayor, you could do something about that. 241 00:18:57,520 --> 00:19:02,734 Absolutely,things like that shouldn't happen. I appreciate your opinion 242 00:19:02,525 --> 00:19:04,819 It's really,really nice to meet you. Mr president. 243 00:19:04,736 --> 00:19:05,695 Nice to meet you too, Sally 244 00:19:08,031 --> 00:19:10,450 Thank you Thank you 245 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:16,372 Well, Mr president... I'm sorry, gentleman, this's just 246 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:23,129 Don't... Hold on a second,maybe.. -Excuse me, Mr president,I suggest we give them the answer tomorrow. 247 00:19:22,837 --> 00:19:27,300 Gentleman, he'll think of it. Yes, I'll sleep on it 248 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:32,263 So, will we hear from you morning, sir? You have my word. You have the eagle's word 249 00:19:33,514 --> 00:19:35,183 Thank you, Mr president 250 00:19:36,517 --> 00:19:39,771 That's the way he is on TV 251 00:19:45,109 --> 00:19:48,655 Hey, sorry, water tank broke again 252 00:19:48,529 --> 00:19:53,076 Oh, still a water tank? No,no, you look good. 253 00:19:55,453 --> 00:19:58,581 Wow! -What You stink! 254 00:19:58,456 --> 00:20:02,543 Too much clung No,not enough.Did you think about shower? 255 00:20:02,377 --> 00:20:04,962 Yeah, I did,but it would be more late 256 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,382 I didn't think it was bad 257 00:20:07,298 --> 00:20:11,052 You can't smell you own smell that is what it is going on here. 258 00:20:10,885 --> 00:20:12,804 so, is thing over? 259 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,514 over for me 260 00:20:15,139 --> 00:20:17,183 Hey,what you want to do? 261 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:20,561 Do you want something to eat? No, I'm not hugry. It's time to go home. 262 00:20:20,395 --> 00:20:24,691 wait, Come on, is it that bad? I'll take a shower.We can take a shower. 263 00:20:25,149 --> 00:20:29,112 You own take a shower Come on, Sally, what's the problem 264 00:20:28,987 --> 00:20:34,367 Ah,I don't know, I'm just... you know for the past 6 years 265 00:20:35,952 --> 00:20:41,416 Today,when you said you were ... 266 00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:45,670 I don't know, Handy.Why don't you tell me what the problem is? 267 00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:48,172 I haven't a problem 268 00:20:48,131 --> 00:20:51,259 Well,that is the problem 269 00:20:52,135 --> 00:20:53,928 What do you... I'll see you tomorrow. 270 00:20:58,141 --> 00:21:00,226 Should have showed 271 00:21:05,148 --> 00:21:08,276 Newspapers. -Good moring,Handy Beautiful woman,Beautiful woman 272 00:21:08,192 --> 00:21:09,235 Ladies and Gentlemen 273 00:21:09,152 --> 00:21:11,529 Thank you, Charn 274 00:21:12,655 --> 00:21:17,160 For God's sake,save me from Mooseport. How about the job in Pentagon 275 00:21:17,118 --> 00:21:18,453 I get to go 276 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,705 Morning. Mr President 277 00:21:28,046 --> 00:21:29,422 Good morning, good morning 278 00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:31,507 Oh,Smitty,thank you so much 279 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,843 What's on tap today? 280 00:21:33,718 --> 00:21:37,680 Read the paper. Finally, wonderful 281 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:41,517 And you can take that job,if you wanna take. -fabulous 282 00:21:41,392 --> 00:21:46,981 Oh, ah, about the Mayor thing Don't worry,Mr president. we'll take care it. 283 00:21:46,731 --> 00:21:52,070 Wow, the president is a slider , respetc the crowd.., 284 00:21:51,861 --> 00:21:53,321 Actually, I'm considering it. 285 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,156 Sir? 286 00:21:55,657 --> 00:22:01,204 Oh, why not? Market serves value. the work involved you can do. 287 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:04,374 I mean we run everything out we involved them. Why not Mooseport? 288 00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:08,795 Well, Sir... -Firs involved in office, you become a mayor? 289 00:22:08,670 --> 00:22:13,883 It's beneath you. And from your peer's point of view,it's.. -Fantastic 290 00:22:15,843 --> 00:22:22,225 A lot of public service, Eagle Cole, most beloved president since Kennedy. agreed to help,perfect. 291 00:22:21,975 --> 00:22:29,607 And don't forget the weak with the west wing,he can't claim a vacation as I'm a mayor, can he? 292 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:33,027 -True. -Won't you find the deadline and tell them the good news. 293 00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:34,070 Yes,Sir 294 00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:56,801 Thank you,thank you very much. Gentleman, I won't let Mooseport down. 295 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:59,387 You have the eagle's word,OK? 296 00:22:59,262 --> 00:23:02,640 Thank you Mr President.Goodbye now. Bye 297 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:03,516 It's my idea! 298 00:23:03,474 --> 00:23:05,226 Congratulations! Congratulations! 299 00:23:05,143 --> 00:23:08,104 Do you want to read this? 300 00:23:10,606 --> 00:23:12,442 Handy,the rap 301 00:23:13,151 --> 00:23:15,862 Thank you so much for meeting with us again,Sir 302 00:23:15,737 --> 00:23:19,282 When we talked last night, nobody else put in for Mayor. 303 00:23:19,157 --> 00:23:26,456 But Hondinen Schweiz, who can't register, took apart herself to persuade Handy Harrison 304 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:31,627 Are you nominating Handy Harrison, who owns a hardware store,doing something with construction with my home,I believe. 305 00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:32,962 Can run for Mayor as well 306 00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:37,008 well,OK then,you got your Mayor, You want it happened. 307 00:23:36,841 --> 00:23:40,678 Oh, Mr president,things are more complicated than that. -What is comlicated? 308 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:45,266 ah,it's just... you see sir, we can't get rid of the press. 309 00:23:45,058 --> 00:23:46,893 What press? 310 00:23:46,809 --> 00:23:51,564 well..., when the deadline past, we called the hotline in the Moose Call. 311 00:23:51,439 --> 00:23:54,359 She should want this got this all around,it'll be national news, 312 00:23:54,275 --> 00:23:57,737 of course it'll be a national news, first say, I'm trying to squash a bug 313 00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:02,325 You can rest assured that not one of them said anything like that, did they? 314 00:24:02,533 --> 00:24:05,912 No, sir,none of them said that. A couple of them call that "beat them glair",but none of them saild that! 315 00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:08,456 What do you mean"them"? Who is "them"? 316 00:24:08,373 --> 00:24:11,793 MBC, CBS Fox,it's really exciting 317 00:24:12,377 --> 00:24:18,383 What about you telling me the entire country thinks about me for a mayor with the man installing my toilet! 318 00:24:19,842 --> 00:24:24,013 Sure,you said it's eagle's word. Hell! 319 00:24:28,184 --> 00:24:31,270 Stop eating the food, go over there! 320 00:24:36,192 --> 00:24:39,529 Somebody is coming and Bruce is out again 321 00:24:39,362 --> 00:24:40,279 Who is this? 322 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:44,325 It's Bruce,Sir,Handy's pet 323 00:24:44,158 --> 00:24:46,244 Should it be in a zoo? 324 00:24:52,667 --> 00:24:53,626 Good afternoon,Mr president 325 00:24:53,584 --> 00:24:54,460 Hello, Handy 326 00:24:54,419 --> 00:24:57,380 Can we help you with anything? Is there everything OK with water heater? 327 00:24:57,672 --> 00:24:59,340 Everything is fine,I'm just wondering if you have a maid. 328 00:24:59,257 --> 00:25:02,593 Hi, I'm Bob,I'm working for you too. Bob,nice to see you. 329 00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:04,971 I'm sorry, Mr president, Bob,Morris and Irma 330 00:25:04,971 --> 00:25:06,723 Morris,Irma, -Paint! 331 00:25:06,931 --> 00:25:11,602 Paves, -What products like you last two cabinets appointment? 332 00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:14,731 Handy,ain't you going to introduce me? 333 00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:16,441 Ur,sorry, this is Mandy How are you? 334 00:25:17,150 --> 00:25:20,028 Mandy and Handy,are a queue 335 00:25:21,154 --> 00:25:22,697 Could we speak privately for a moment? 336 00:25:22,613 --> 00:25:26,534 Yeah, sure.That's my office over there 337 00:25:26,367 --> 00:25:27,493 Outstanding! 338 00:25:30,371 --> 00:25:34,042 Excuse me,I have a private meeting with the president. 339 00:25:42,550 --> 00:25:50,725 A goo on your left.Sir Goo,what a dump 340 00:25:51,643 --> 00:25:53,728 Sir, this is it 341 00:25:53,645 --> 00:25:56,147 It's cosy, nice office,yeah? 342 00:25:56,064 --> 00:25:56,898 Thank you. 343 00:25:56,856 --> 00:25:58,066 How can I help you, Mr president? 344 00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:01,861 well,Handy, as I'm sure you know, we both put on mayor 345 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:03,321 No, I didn't know that, Sir. You didn't know that? 346 00:26:03,279 --> 00:26:07,158 I mean I did put eye... I thought I was just doing the town a favour, 347 00:26:07,075 --> 00:26:09,369 thatis all,you know,it's all running by myself. 348 00:26:09,744 --> 00:26:12,080 Well, as you can see, we have a bit of situation. 349 00:26:12,163 --> 00:26:16,668 Yeah,It's...we got a bit of pickle a bit of peacle,exactly 350 00:26:16,459 --> 00:26:20,797 So,I was thinking one of us should withdraw now,I would be happy it were me. 351 00:26:20,630 --> 00:26:25,885 Nothing left to prove much less than a Mayor or anything. 352 00:26:25,677 --> 00:26:30,890 But I have a P.R proplem Oh,P.R problem?Is it serious? 353 00:26:30,682 --> 00:26:35,353 It got out to the press that I've given my word. -Ah, right. 354 00:26:35,144 --> 00:26:39,315 You know,"you have the Eagle's word" Right, like on TV. 355 00:26:39,148 --> 00:26:40,942 Tv,exactly 356 00:26:40,858 --> 00:26:45,863 So, oh, look, you're gulfer,right? 357 00:26:45,655 --> 00:26:51,369 Are you andy good? I get around,I get around. 10 hits in a cave maybe in a good day. 358 00:26:51,244 --> 00:26:53,454 10? me too. We shoud knock aroud sometime. 359 00:26:53,371 --> 00:26:54,956 Yeah,that'll be my honour.Mr president. 360 00:26:55,123 --> 00:26:58,835 Well, if you tried to make a name for yourself in gulf, 361 00:26:58,668 --> 00:27:03,214 you wouldn't start off by... Wow,nice shot. 362 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:09,971 ...challenging Tiger Woods. You start small,local terms. Same as politics. 363 00:27:09,679 --> 00:27:14,434 You don't start political career by running against former president of united states. 364 00:27:14,225 --> 00:27:16,853 Fine. Fine? 365 00:27:16,728 --> 00:27:20,690 It's a privilege to run, it's a privliege to withdraw. 366 00:27:22,734 --> 00:27:25,153 All settled. What's settled? 367 00:27:25,069 --> 00:27:28,323 We both put in Mayor, so I just withdraw. 368 00:27:28,197 --> 00:27:29,115 Chicken 369 00:27:29,073 --> 00:27:31,159 I'm glad I could help that P.R problem, Sir. 370 00:27:30,992 --> 00:27:35,038 Bruce is out of his pen again. Did anybody put him there? 371 00:27:34,871 --> 00:27:37,749 No, he ran through the rope. Bob,won't you put him back. 372 00:27:37,665 --> 00:27:38,958 I already did it. 373 00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:41,753 Oh,excuse me, sorry. 374 00:27:41,669 --> 00:27:45,173 Sally. The president. We just had a meeting. 375 00:27:45,089 --> 00:27:46,924 We met last night when I have been there. 376 00:27:46,883 --> 00:27:52,930 Ah,look. I'm sorry for my rude to you. I'm really embarrassed. 377 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:57,352 Rude? don't be silly.No, in fact, what you said have convinced me to be a mayor. 378 00:27:57,268 --> 00:27:58,102 Really? 379 00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:01,564 Do you going to do it? You will be our Mayor? Great! 380 00:28:01,439 --> 00:28:04,359 Yes,it is, isn't it? I'm so glad too. 381 00:28:04,233 --> 00:28:06,319 You know, I've thought to get a dog. 382 00:28:06,235 --> 00:28:08,488 I thought you've already had a dog. 383 00:28:08,529 --> 00:28:13,826 Yes,I do. A great animal. She need a friend. 384 00:28:13,618 --> 00:28:16,996 I can not find a few available Let's say... 385 00:28:16,871 --> 00:28:21,334 Tomorrow night,perhaps,we can discuss it over a dinner. 386 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:21,959 Dinner? 387 00:28:24,128 --> 00:28:28,299 I can really use your professional advise 388 00:28:28,132 --> 00:28:29,926 Really? My advise? hum. 389 00:28:29,884 --> 00:28:33,554 Ok,well,dinner will be fine. 390 00:28:33,388 --> 00:28:35,473 Great, looking forward to it. 391 00:28:35,390 --> 00:28:37,475 My people will get in touch with your people 392 00:28:37,392 --> 00:28:41,062 I...dont' have people. But I can give you my number. 393 00:28:40,895 --> 00:28:45,525 well,my people will get your number, and we set up time. 394 00:28:46,359 --> 00:28:49,696 I'm sure whatever time we do that, You'll be... on time. 395 00:28:49,654 --> 00:28:51,990 Oh.. Absolutely!Looking forward to it 396 00:28:54,701 --> 00:28:58,913 See you then ,sir,and thank you again for being so helpful. 397 00:28:58,746 --> 00:28:59,664 Yeah,right 398 00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:03,584 Your meaning role is over. 399 00:29:11,009 --> 00:29:15,346 sally. You know,Bruce is a baby. baby likes to choose things,like rope 400 00:29:26,858 --> 00:29:34,449 Sally.Is it me or did you just get it by the president guy. 401 00:29:35,658 --> 00:29:38,494 Yes, I think I did. How could he choose from us 402 00:29:40,038 --> 00:29:44,751 And,is it me or did you just say "yes"to the president guy? 403 00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:47,295 Yes, I think I did 404 00:29:49,464 --> 00:29:53,593 Look, Sally, I'm sorry that I was late. OK,But you can't take the president because of that. 405 00:29:53,426 --> 00:29:55,720 Did you really think that is the reason? 406 00:29:55,637 --> 00:29:56,888 Why? then. 407 00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,265 My heart 408 00:30:01,142 --> 00:30:02,727 Use this 409 00:30:09,651 --> 00:30:10,777 Shut up! 410 00:30:13,655 --> 00:30:16,532 Sally, I want to talk to you. Sally.I want to talk! 411 00:30:23,665 --> 00:30:24,791 Mr president 412 00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:27,293 Yes,Handy,what it is? 413 00:30:29,671 --> 00:30:30,588 Mr president 414 00:30:30,546 --> 00:30:31,881 Thank you very much 415 00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:42,225 I can't do it.I can't draw back from the Mayor race 416 00:30:42,684 --> 00:30:44,185 Excuse me? 417 00:30:44,102 --> 00:30:49,065 I ...don't have the eagle things like you, but I'm a man of my word too. 418 00:30:48,856 --> 00:30:52,986 And every man's word is important Is it natural? 419 00:30:52,819 --> 00:30:55,029 Does he want money? Otherwise what is it 420 00:30:54,946 --> 00:30:58,366 If you stay in the race,I'm sure you're going to score off me.But... 421 00:30:59,242 --> 00:31:03,413 I'm running for the Mayor of Mooseport 422 00:31:07,041 --> 00:31:08,918 Ya...hoo! 423 00:31:09,252 --> 00:31:10,545 He's loosing his money? 424 00:31:20,263 --> 00:31:21,472 What's just happened? 425 00:31:21,431 --> 00:31:23,975 You are running against the president 426 00:31:23,891 --> 00:31:25,685 And your girl friend ditchs you. Ur hum. 427 00:31:28,229 --> 00:31:29,314 I repeat.Ur hum! 428 00:31:32,525 --> 00:31:36,321 No, the president has no comment. No,no comment.Thank you. 429 00:31:36,404 --> 00:31:40,575 That's all network's 430 00:31:40,408 --> 00:31:43,911 The handyman's girl friend? His girl friend?Why didn't you tell me 431 00:31:43,745 --> 00:31:45,204 I won't look like a idot 432 00:31:45,163 --> 00:31:47,623 I tried to tell you Mr president. Remember? 433 00:31:47,498 --> 00:31:48,708 Why didn't you try harder? 434 00:31:48,666 --> 00:31:52,462 What must I to do now? Appologize?backdown? 435 00:31:52,670 --> 00:31:57,216 You want to call Bert Langdon? For what?I don't need a campaign manger for this. 436 00:31:58,343 --> 00:32:01,387 Hello, one second. 437 00:32:01,262 --> 00:32:03,765 Mr president.Bert Langdon on line 1 438 00:32:07,435 --> 00:32:10,730 Bert,what a coincident. 439 00:32:10,605 --> 00:32:12,899 Oh,well,that's what I gonna ask you. Eagle 440 00:32:12,815 --> 00:32:18,071 It's dead mission I'm here.I'll be happy to roll up my sleeves and come up there if you want. 441 00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:21,115 Bert, I'm running against my plumber. Is there something I don't know? 442 00:32:20,990 --> 00:32:22,659 You watching Fox News? 443 00:32:24,410 --> 00:32:31,376 The results are quite interesting. The poll of course is preliminary,but it does Harrison was surprising strong. 444 00:32:31,084 --> 00:32:36,756 There are 8% margin error and it's still early. But it looks to be very close. 445 00:32:36,506 --> 00:32:40,677 Seems to me that president has got himself a good horse race. 446 00:32:40,510 --> 00:32:41,886 Eagle,you with me? 447 00:32:41,844 --> 00:32:44,263 Don't you mean "lose race"? 448 00:32:44,180 --> 00:32:46,891 Eagle,Hey! 449 00:32:47,809 --> 00:32:48,851 Oh hu oh! 450 00:32:53,189 --> 00:32:57,276 Are you Sally Mannis. -Yeah Could I ask a question about Handy Harrison. 451 00:32:58,111 --> 00:33:04,367 Are you now dating the president? No,I'm dating the president. 452 00:33:04,117 --> 00:33:07,537 It's one date. And I'm even not sure you should call it a "date" 453 00:33:07,328 --> 00:33:09,580 You don't call it a "date"? What would you call it exactly? 454 00:33:09,497 --> 00:33:12,625 Can you answer us a couple of questions? We won't ask you hours 455 00:33:13,167 --> 00:33:14,752 Have you and the president had sex yet? 456 00:33:14,669 --> 00:33:15,878 Who got sex! 457 00:33:21,592 --> 00:33:27,098 Think about it Handy. Our Mayor, we could have the president of the united states! 458 00:33:26,889 --> 00:33:27,974 What are you trying to tell us? 459 00:33:27,932 --> 00:33:30,101 Come on,guys. You know he's going to win 460 00:33:30,018 --> 00:33:32,895 You're bad.You bastard! Come on. -Thank you Reuben 461 00:33:32,770 --> 00:33:36,149 And you'd better keep an eye. You're bananas, Harrison 462 00:33:35,982 --> 00:33:38,651 Handy,Handy... 463 00:33:38,860 --> 00:33:41,362 What's this,come on! What's going on? 464 00:33:41,279 --> 00:33:43,990 What's it look like? Your campaigner! 465 00:33:43,865 --> 00:33:48,036 Handy,Handy Guys,come on. 466 00:33:47,994 --> 00:33:49,746 Hey,Handy.Do you like it there? 467 00:33:49,996 --> 00:33:55,418 Oh,That's... yeah. Guys, Thank you very much in the moo's head and everything. 468 00:33:55,209 --> 00:33:56,878 But Irma.We disgust this. 469 00:33:57,462 --> 00:33:59,881 I'm not compaigning.I'm not. 470 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:08,389 What? 471 00:34:08,348 --> 00:34:10,224 Do you care about Sally or not 472 00:34:11,768 --> 00:34:16,856 Look,her going out with him, it's... just a kind of... 473 00:34:18,024 --> 00:34:25,448 Call a postman a parcle in two vasion.It's just my opinion. Lose the election,lose Sally. 474 00:34:25,865 --> 00:34:29,410 Is that going to go anywhere,Ok? He's like 20 years older than me. 475 00:34:29,285 --> 00:34:30,953 He is a president 476 00:34:31,162 --> 00:34:31,871 So 477 00:34:31,829 --> 00:34:35,500 Power takes 10 years off a man Handy. 478 00:34:34,374 --> 00:34:37,377 Rich, another 10. 479 00:34:37,251 --> 00:34:42,799 By timing you figure he's in great shape,you are not. He is younger than you are. 480 00:34:44,258 --> 00:34:47,804 So,you want a campaign or not? 481 00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:53,184 Better shape 482 00:34:54,477 --> 00:34:56,187 I know I can kick your ass. 483 00:34:58,272 --> 00:35:02,944 How do we keep this thing offerd? obviously it's to keep him presidential 484 00:35:03,152 --> 00:35:10,284 Just pound these mooseporters,what his unbelievable experience can bring to them. 485 00:35:09,993 --> 00:35:12,745 Look at it,think about for half an second. 486 00:35:12,704 --> 00:35:16,249 Harrison can't bring even a function what he brings. 487 00:35:16,124 --> 00:35:17,166 What ever he is. 488 00:35:17,625 --> 00:35:18,918 And what excatly is he 489 00:35:18,876 --> 00:35:26,843 preliminary research said he is something that actually we have never faced before, Mr president? 490 00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:27,719 And that is? 491 00:35:27,844 --> 00:35:29,846 He is generally honest man,Sir 492 00:35:30,555 --> 00:35:34,642 Come on, Grace.All that means he has never run for public office 493 00:35:36,561 --> 00:35:37,603 What you got? Bert 494 00:35:38,563 --> 00:35:40,523 FBI,CIA,nothing 495 00:35:41,649 --> 00:35:46,112 And this turned up in a local paper -And... -That's it. 496 00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:49,615 That's it? We're running against a pie-eating champinon? 497 00:35:52,118 --> 00:35:53,828 But think about this 498 00:35:54,412 --> 00:35:57,206 He runs for Mayor,but only when he think he is on the post. 499 00:35:57,081 --> 00:36:01,878 He dates the same woman for 6 years, but he never pops the question. 500 00:36:02,670 --> 00:36:04,630 What's wrong with the picture? 501 00:36:05,548 --> 00:36:07,925 He won't take risks 502 00:36:07,425 --> 00:36:09,093 He won't make commandment 503 00:36:09,260 --> 00:36:13,306 And any man who won't make a commandment shouldn't be a mayor or anything. 504 00:36:13,139 --> 00:36:14,766 That's good, how could we get it out? 505 00:36:14,682 --> 00:36:21,147 whisper campaign first, then radio,and eventually,we'll have to have some TV surport. 506 00:36:20,897 --> 00:36:22,774 Shouldn't get too expensive,but.. 507 00:36:22,690 --> 00:36:26,152 Mr president,I'm sure you don't want to hear this. 508 00:36:26,069 --> 00:36:30,573 But would the easiest thing be... Should we discuss our withdraw? 509 00:36:30,406 --> 00:36:32,158 Withdraw? 510 00:36:32,784 --> 00:36:36,371 Grace.He is the eagle 511 00:36:36,204 --> 00:36:40,375 Eagle Cole has never run away from anything in his life. 512 00:36:40,291 --> 00:36:42,710 Now imagine what we'll do with finances 513 00:36:42,585 --> 00:36:43,586 finances 514 00:36:43,544 --> 00:36:47,048 Book deals,quarter board,library fund raising, you quit, 515 00:36:47,215 --> 00:36:50,051 you quit,got help us lose to promote we can't keep so still and say goodbye fast you can see a road-roller. 516 00:36:51,928 --> 00:36:55,473 Mr President,this is not about Mooseport, it is about winning! 517 00:36:55,306 --> 00:36:58,351 It's about spending 3 million dollars to protect 20. 518 00:36:58,518 --> 00:37:00,436 Maybe I should come and speak to her. 519 00:37:02,689 --> 00:37:06,609 I...I canceled that Sir. 520 00:37:06,943 --> 00:37:08,111 You.. what? 521 00:37:08,861 --> 00:37:14,492 It...seems obvious we are right in the middle of campagin. -It was millions of dollars. 522 00:37:14,450 --> 00:37:18,162 Well, sir,there is still that offer from the Super Motor's people 523 00:37:17,996 --> 00:37:21,124 Bullard,the ex-president of United States can not do car commercial. 524 00:37:21,124 --> 00:37:23,084 Oh,have you seen the car, Mr president 525 00:37:23,001 --> 00:37:27,046 Look at this,it's steepy-style. and snappy president.And... --Bullard 526 00:37:27,213 --> 00:37:30,091 smooth head line,leathering steering.. Bullard! 527 00:37:29,966 --> 00:37:32,969 Get out!Get out! I'll handle the money,Eagle. 528 00:37:33,261 --> 00:37:36,514 I'm sure there will be library pledgers something will turn up. 529 00:37:36,347 --> 00:37:38,391 May I sit down, Sir? 530 00:37:38,308 --> 00:37:40,435 Go in the corner,out of my eyeline 531 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,602 Thank you sir 532 00:37:45,148 --> 00:37:47,442 I can still see you. Yes, sir. 533 00:37:49,861 --> 00:37:54,574 What about the girl? What about Sally Handy,Sally Eagle. 534 00:37:54,157 --> 00:37:56,034 He'll have to cancel the date. 535 00:37:55,950 --> 00:37:58,494 Wow,no,he can't cancel the date. 536 00:37:58,619 --> 00:38:02,248 You said that,Bert.The Eagle doesn't back down. 537 00:38:02,081 --> 00:38:06,044 You clear up what I didn't know,when I didn't know it.I will be fine. 538 00:38:06,377 --> 00:38:10,048 Shall I tell the press list, Mr president. -Yeah, oh, no,no. 539 00:38:12,425 --> 00:38:18,389 Call the press,have more over here in the morning,and get Handy Harrison here to fix the toilet. 540 00:38:18,139 --> 00:38:23,517 You see what I'm going with this, Do I have to draw you a picture. I see, Mr president,am I? 541 00:38:24,062 --> 00:38:25,647 Let's get to work 542 00:38:28,566 --> 00:38:29,651 come in 543 00:38:31,152 --> 00:38:34,572 Let's go,let's go. move on through. Move on home. 544 00:38:34,447 --> 00:38:37,116 Looks like at airport. 545 00:38:40,828 --> 00:38:42,413 Handy,what are you going to do? 546 00:38:50,171 --> 00:38:53,966 Good morning, Handy Good morning,Mr president,you got toilet trouble,right? 547 00:38:54,801 --> 00:39:01,808 Handy,ah.I want to make it clear that when I asked miss Mannis out,I have no idea that you two have relationship 548 00:39:01,683 --> 00:39:07,313 And even though I found it reprehensible for any man in the experience I'm going romance -me too 549 00:39:07,355 --> 00:39:12,568 I also believe that woman's heart is hers and hers alone to give. 550 00:39:12,568 --> 00:39:15,446 Ah,it's a good point 551 00:39:15,863 --> 00:39:20,618 So,I asked Sally out in ignorance and she agreed to go 552 00:39:21,202 --> 00:39:27,083 Until she tells me she stands down, I intend to see her,there. 553 00:39:27,667 --> 00:39:30,962 Call him howling dog! What did she say? Howling dog? 554 00:39:31,754 --> 00:39:39,721 Well...if it's OK with you,sir, let's chew on that I bet -OK 555 00:39:40,430 --> 00:39:43,349 OK, you chew on that, and ... 556 00:39:44,225 --> 00:39:50,690 if you find that you can't swallow it,you let me know and I'll give you the hand lock,and over, OK? 557 00:39:51,190 --> 00:39:52,984 Go on in there and fix the toilet. 558 00:39:53,109 --> 00:39:56,946 So, we're going to see your date, Mr president.I don't know what you'll see. 559 00:39:56,821 --> 00:39:59,574 Thank you so much, thank you 560 00:39:59,657 --> 00:40:03,119 Oh, It's great mood,do we have any ice-cream? 561 00:40:03,077 --> 00:40:07,415 Absolutely,Sir. And I think we find the way to solve the money problems. 562 00:40:07,332 --> 00:40:08,041 Really? Yes 563 00:40:17,467 --> 00:40:20,553 Product! That's it? 564 00:40:20,428 --> 00:40:25,141 Nothing to it,you save 3 million dollars and look, still beautiful. 565 00:40:25,058 --> 00:40:27,769 Excellent!Excellent! Don't even miss it 566 00:40:31,064 --> 00:40:33,024 OK,everybody, go back to work 567 00:40:36,069 --> 00:40:37,612 Son of bitch. 568 00:40:40,698 --> 00:40:41,699 Sally 569 00:40:47,705 --> 00:40:50,291 Plenger, you stay on couch Hellow! 570 00:40:52,710 --> 00:40:54,796 Hey,it's me,what's up? 571 00:40:54,879 --> 00:40:59,884 Ah, what're you doing? Are you going to do something? you see a movie,something? 572 00:40:59,676 --> 00:41:01,469 You know my plan tonight. 573 00:41:01,427 --> 00:41:09,268 Oh,that's right,that's right. I forget tonight you got a date with the president of the United States. 574 00:41:08,935 --> 00:41:09,686 Ur hum 575 00:41:11,479 --> 00:41:12,730 You see this? 576 00:41:14,899 --> 00:41:18,444 Local vet finds romance with past President. 577 00:41:18,277 --> 00:41:20,530 Wow, where did they get that picture 578 00:41:20,446 --> 00:41:24,659 Yeah, now there is next to the president in the front page. 579 00:41:24,784 --> 00:41:28,788 So, what about later.I mean,you must go back later,like 8:30. 580 00:41:28,621 --> 00:41:33,126 So,it's possible a mini shower at 11,that could be cold 581 00:41:33,001 --> 00:41:34,961 I don't have enough time. 582 00:41:35,878 --> 00:41:40,216 All right. I'll cancel that, my... you know 583 00:41:40,049 --> 00:41:43,303 You got to tight it. 584 00:41:43,678 --> 00:41:48,391 OK,look,if you doing all these to give me jealous,it works,OK. 585 00:41:48,683 --> 00:41:53,980 So, could you stop it, please could you just cancel the date With the Pesident. 586 00:41:58,026 --> 00:42:02,238 So, that is Wednesday,then Thursday Come in. come in,come in 587 00:42:02,322 --> 00:42:03,948 Thank you sir 588 00:42:04,157 --> 00:42:08,703 Ah, Thursday I thought you could interview some of the authors. 589 00:42:08,536 --> 00:42:09,996 Ah,great,great,great. 590 00:42:10,705 --> 00:42:11,748 Where are you taking her? 591 00:42:12,081 --> 00:42:15,209 The Pig and Whistle.The only steakhouse in town. 592 00:42:15,251 --> 00:42:19,422 Also be quiet, interment�You know it? 593 00:42:19,255 --> 00:42:21,215 Pig and Whistle? no. 594 00:42:21,132 --> 00:42:26,137 What'll we eat? What I talk about? 595 00:42:25,928 --> 00:42:30,016 She is a veterinarian, and she talks about mad cow disease. 596 00:42:29,849 --> 00:42:33,144 Don't, by the way,order meat. Why not? 597 00:42:32,977 --> 00:42:39,692 Just a guess.But she may not appreciate your wolfing down the animal she spent all day tring to save. 598 00:42:40,943 --> 00:42:41,736 Good point. 599 00:42:43,696 --> 00:42:48,284 Come on, do you actually like this guy? 600 00:42:48,076 --> 00:42:50,745 He wants to talk to me about dogs 601 00:42:50,787 --> 00:42:52,163 So why do you dress up then? 602 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,290 Because he is the President 603 00:42:54,582 --> 00:42:57,710 Why are you wearing...black underwear. 604 00:43:04,342 --> 00:43:06,135 Were you looking at my dress. 605 00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:10,098 Yeah,I was. 606 00:43:12,725 --> 00:43:14,644 Oh Get rid of it.I only touch you. 607 00:43:14,894 --> 00:43:19,023 How many time I've got to tell you how strong you are. You knock my bone. 608 00:43:21,317 --> 00:43:24,654 Listen, explain to me the underwear chioce,right? 609 00:43:24,487 --> 00:43:29,409 I can't believe this. What difference does it make what colour made underwear is ? 610 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:35,123 It's an unconscious indicator of your sub-consious tensions. 611 00:43:34,998 --> 00:43:35,581 OK 612 00:43:39,419 --> 00:43:40,962 How do you feel abou pink 613 00:43:41,087 --> 00:43:42,672 No No 614 00:43:43,631 --> 00:43:44,841 Hum, what about this? NO� 615 00:43:46,301 --> 00:43:47,510 Hum, this? 616 00:43:48,136 --> 00:43:50,972 Would you like any of these? I don't. 617 00:43:50,847 --> 00:43:52,473 I don't see you tomorrow. I'm talking you right now. 618 00:43:52,849 --> 00:43:56,686 Oh,remember this? Yes,that'll lock up. OK 619 00:43:58,146 --> 00:44:02,900 Are you knowing whatI'll go with none at all.I wonder that will indicate. 620 00:44:04,444 --> 00:44:04,944 Sally 621 00:44:04,944 --> 00:44:07,280 Sally,put some pairs on 622 00:44:09,574 --> 00:44:11,868 Hollo Hany's hardware. 623 00:44:12,452 --> 00:44:15,747 Hollo, Pig and Whistle? No, this is Handy's hardware 624 00:44:15,621 --> 00:44:18,583 Good,I'd like to confirm reservation,please. 625 00:44:18,458 --> 00:44:20,251 Are you having the wrong number? 626 00:44:20,293 --> 00:44:25,506 Yes,I know. for President Monroe Cole Strictly confidential,of course. 627 00:44:25,423 --> 00:44:27,300 Confidential 628 00:44:27,216 --> 00:44:30,303 8 O'clock, for two, yes? 629 00:44:30,178 --> 00:44:35,016 What I'll be bugger buyer bare. Yes, you will. Look forward to see you there. 630 00:44:39,187 --> 00:44:41,481 I feel it's wrong, bullshit. 631 00:44:41,397 --> 00:44:44,400 And he's making her his buddy friend? 632 00:44:44,275 --> 00:44:47,320 You have to stop saying that.Please� 633 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,114 Thank you. 634 00:44:50,698 --> 00:44:51,449 To new friends 635 00:44:56,079 --> 00:45:00,291 Sorry about the gaggle I just can't believe how would you like this 636 00:45:00,041 --> 00:45:01,834 Ah,you got used to it. 637 00:45:02,168 --> 00:45:06,506 Can like pigens,you know,throwing a while hello 638 00:45:08,049 --> 00:45:12,095 Hi,mum. I with President. Haw-haw... 639 00:45:15,682 --> 00:45:16,641 Oh,that's great. 640 00:45:17,183 --> 00:45:18,393 Are we ready yet? 641 00:45:19,352 --> 00:45:21,980 Ah, I hope you're hungry like eating horse 642 00:45:21,646 --> 00:45:24,983 radish, where's the veg 643 00:45:24,857 --> 00:45:29,779 Sally -Ah,ah, I'm not sure yet, you go first, Mr President 644 00:45:29,654 --> 00:45:33,366 Monroe, Please Monroe 645 00:45:33,324 --> 00:45:36,119 You see, so much juice from here. 646 00:45:37,495 --> 00:45:44,961 I'll have the baked-potato, salad cream butter,pickle peas,vegetarian, pickle peas. 647 00:45:45,837 --> 00:45:49,173 I'll have the endive salad, and a T-bone. 648 00:45:51,175 --> 00:45:53,094 Sometimes I just want to stay great� 649 00:45:55,722 --> 00:45:57,098 No turning backs�Yes,isn't it? 650 00:45:57,515 --> 00:46:00,601 Harrison, hold on a minute� What's wrongWhy can't we go in? 651 00:46:02,478 --> 00:46:04,981 All right,OK, all right. 652 00:46:06,733 --> 00:46:11,279 Hi,sorry everybody,sorry for the disruption. 653 00:46:11,112 --> 00:46:13,990 I want everybody know that I'm going to be runing for Mayor. 654 00:46:14,532 --> 00:46:16,701 And,I'd appreciate your votes 655 00:46:17,035 --> 00:46:20,455 So, I just hand in this and get out of your way. 656 00:46:22,623 --> 00:46:25,501 Hi, Fox is nice night, isn't it? Handy, for Mayor 657 00:46:25,710 --> 00:46:30,048 Hey, how are you doing? Rose? Hi, Shiely.Hi.. 658 00:46:30,715 --> 00:46:33,259 Just want you to remind people I'm running for Mayor. 659 00:46:33,301 --> 00:46:35,595 Yeah, we heard you before. 660 00:46:35,511 --> 00:46:38,931 You know,instead of interupting everybody's dinner, why you two have a debate? 661 00:46:38,765 --> 00:46:39,682 Debate 662 00:46:39,724 --> 00:46:42,226 Yeah,have a debate. 663 00:46:42,143 --> 00:46:45,313 No, I won't have a debate.I would bother the President with that. 664 00:46:45,188 --> 00:46:48,024 No, no, debate is fine by me. 665 00:46:49,692 --> 00:46:51,069 Now? 666 00:46:51,027 --> 00:46:58,159 Well, now it's not the time and place, Handy.But let's say the town hall,Tuesday night? 667 00:46:57,867 --> 00:46:58,951 That's a great idea. 668 00:46:59,786 --> 00:47:01,496 All right,I'll think about it. Of course,he will 669 00:47:03,164 --> 00:47:06,584 Tuesday,town hall OK, all right. 670 00:47:06,626 --> 00:47:09,962 OK,why not we let everybody get back to the dinner? 671 00:47:10,713 --> 00:47:11,631 All right 672 00:47:11,589 --> 00:47:15,760 I'm going to the bar,you know. Maybe these people there are drunk enough to vote for me in there. 673 00:47:17,637 --> 00:47:18,471 Good idea 674 00:47:22,183 --> 00:47:28,147 What did you mention? I can't talk to him there -come on,you will be fine 675 00:47:28,189 --> 00:47:32,986 I'm going to stay,you got go. Take the truck,right 676 00:47:32,777 --> 00:47:34,654 Put some gas in it. 677 00:47:35,989 --> 00:47:38,116 Hey,everybody,sorry to interupt 678 00:47:41,703 --> 00:47:43,037 Everything is all right? 679 00:47:43,705 --> 00:47:44,747 Ah,yes. 680 00:47:45,832 --> 00:47:48,376 Whould you excuse me for just one minute Yes, sure. 681 00:47:48,668 --> 00:47:50,378 Don't get up. 682 00:47:58,011 --> 00:48:00,763 Handy, get the hell out of here 683 00:48:01,723 --> 00:48:06,436 Sally,I have to run a campagin CampaginYou make a fool yourself. 684 00:48:07,395 --> 00:48:09,397 Wow,welcome to politics 685 00:48:11,190 --> 00:48:13,192 discreetly, discreetly 686 00:48:17,196 --> 00:48:18,114 What's in it? 687 00:48:18,698 --> 00:48:22,285 There...ah,it's beyond me.Sir. 688 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,662 What? Should I get it to the FBI? -Yes 689 00:48:24,037 --> 00:48:25,747 No, no,no. 690 00:48:25,872 --> 00:48:26,831 0h, she's coming. 691 00:48:28,291 --> 00:48:29,542 Prsident 692 00:48:32,170 --> 00:48:36,382 It's going well Mr President, Sir, I have been thinking.. 693 00:48:33,212 --> 00:48:38,343 I suggest hand-shake, Sir. 694 00:48:38,134 --> 00:48:41,262 What? Yes,sir. It's your first day. I think the hand shake... 695 00:48:41,763 --> 00:48:45,183 Grace,Grace,I'm doing great here. I think you underrate me. 696 00:48:51,105 --> 00:48:53,358 Thank you. Sally, over here. 697 00:48:58,196 --> 00:49:01,240 Oh, star-spangled It's supposed to be a shower tonight 698 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:05,244 Maybe it's good also 699 00:49:06,704 --> 00:49:13,378 I just wanna appologize again, for Handy I certainly did not tell him where we were going tonight. 700 00:49:13,419 --> 00:49:15,129 I understand totally 701 00:49:18,508 --> 00:49:19,217 Well, good night. 702 00:49:24,597 --> 00:49:29,811 I... -Oh... Yes! -Use her hand instead! 703 00:49:36,526 --> 00:49:38,695 You are rusty there,Mr President 704 00:49:46,703 --> 00:49:47,996 OK,here it is again 705 00:49:47,620 --> 00:49:55,378 The President goes in for the kiss,here comes a hand,hey,"no, thank you,Mr President" 706 00:50:03,803 --> 00:50:06,848 He was pushed, He missed out. 707 00:50:06,723 --> 00:50:11,853 What do you think, Sir Mr President, loser! 708 00:50:15,732 --> 00:50:18,318 President got vital Can you believe it? 709 00:50:18,693 --> 00:50:20,778 Definitely be hole shooter� 710 00:50:21,321 --> 00:50:22,780 Hole shooter? 711 00:50:23,031 --> 00:50:26,242 The President lost that one. Haw-haw... 712 00:50:27,118 --> 00:50:31,497 Turn it off,all right.Just turn it off�Come on ,turn it off� 713 00:50:31,331 --> 00:50:34,500 Mr president...there. It's off 714 00:50:34,709 --> 00:50:36,002 How do we fix this? 715 00:50:36,544 --> 00:50:40,631 We don't. We concentrate on substance. We get rid of those with debate. 716 00:50:40,465 --> 00:50:41,674 What's wrong with the debate? 717 00:50:41,841 --> 00:50:46,721 We put it more stage with you, give you some credibility,Eagle. -And it can be funny Sir. 718 00:50:46,804 --> 00:50:48,014 Funny is your weakness. 719 00:50:51,601 --> 00:50:56,230 Ah, less strength. 720 00:50:51,768 --> 00:50:53,019 Not...not weakness 721 00:50:56,022 --> 00:50:57,315 Oh,get out! 722 00:51:00,193 --> 00:51:03,571 Out of your eyeline, or... Yes,get out! out! 723 00:51:04,197 --> 00:51:06,658 Dyer, Cloud, Break his leg! Sir --Yes, Sir 724 00:51:10,119 --> 00:51:11,371 They know I'm kidding,don't they? 725 00:51:13,039 --> 00:51:15,416 I'm kidding,I'm just kidding! 726 00:51:16,209 --> 00:51:23,216 ...President of United States Sally, Sally 727 00:51:24,717 --> 00:51:26,719 I'm coming,stay there. 728 00:51:26,928 --> 00:51:29,514 Froggy, green boy. 729 00:51:44,696 --> 00:51:50,618 Sally, Sally, come on! The froggy is empty! 730 00:51:52,704 --> 00:51:54,247 There's nothing in it. 731 00:51:55,456 --> 00:51:56,833 Except frog. 732 00:52:06,718 --> 00:52:10,346 Oh... I got rock parts in my eyes now. 733 00:52:10,179 --> 00:52:13,766 My eyes hurt, I need your hug. 734 00:52:14,934 --> 00:52:23,401 Sally, just ...for a little bit we'er going to talk. Oh... 735 00:52:24,902 --> 00:52:27,655 This was a joke! 736 00:52:27,572 --> 00:52:29,741 A bad joke! 737 00:52:32,535 --> 00:52:35,455 It's a little bit funny 738 00:52:35,371 --> 00:52:41,419 Go to sleep, maybe we'll meet in our dreams. 739 00:52:41,169 --> 00:52:47,675 Like you can connect in tendo from one player to next player. 740 00:52:49,135 --> 00:52:53,514 I'm blowing you a kiss,it's by the window, and you tomorrow get it 741 00:52:53,348 --> 00:52:57,101 when you wake up and brush your teeth, and you'll get it. 742 00:52:59,729 --> 00:53:09,238 All right,I'm going home. I hurt my eye. Home, see my doggy. 743 00:53:22,377 --> 00:53:23,836 Sally! Hey,Dina 744 00:53:31,052 --> 00:53:35,098 Won't you stop sweating It goes with hyper ventilating 745 00:53:39,310 --> 00:53:43,481 We all set, Eagle.You'll be stage right.It's your best side 746 00:53:44,023 --> 00:53:52,657 Talking points, Tell them about you experience,demonstrate the way all the souce you'll bring to Mooseport. 747 00:53:56,536 --> 00:53:57,829 I'm not afraid of you 748 00:54:00,707 --> 00:54:02,875 I can't feel my feet Your feet are fine 749 00:54:02,792 --> 00:54:06,004 I can't feel them Don't you want winning? shake-up 750 00:54:05,878 --> 00:54:08,214 I look my hair lifting Turn around, -Push it down 751 00:54:10,049 --> 00:54:12,051 Shut your eye, shut your eye. 752 00:54:12,218 --> 00:54:14,304 Stop it,stop it 753 00:54:15,388 --> 00:54:19,642 Look at it,Handy, the town is full all part. 754 00:54:19,475 --> 00:54:23,855 You will like it�It's the Mooseport first traffic jam,ever. 755 00:54:23,688 --> 00:54:26,024 We got to have a second debate, how about it? 756 00:54:25,940 --> 00:54:27,567 No Mr President, 757 00:54:28,151 --> 00:54:30,194 My nose is making whisking noise. 758 00:54:48,713 --> 00:54:49,547 Sorry 759 00:54:52,300 --> 00:54:53,885 Nice fellow of Americans 760 00:54:53,843 --> 00:54:58,139 Welcome to the first of two televised Mayor debate 761 00:54:57,972 --> 00:55:01,142 In the ground of Mooseport tradition 762 00:55:01,517 --> 00:55:06,397 a game of rock,paper,scissors,will determin who answer question first.Gentleman, 763 00:55:08,191 --> 00:55:09,651 Handy, Mr President 764 00:55:11,110 --> 00:55:12,695 You know the rules? 765 00:55:13,446 --> 00:55:14,489 Rock 766 00:55:15,031 --> 00:55:15,948 Paper 767 00:55:15,073 --> 00:55:16,407 Scissors 768 00:55:17,784 --> 00:55:19,661 I'll count to 3 Don't give it,Eagle 769 00:55:20,703 --> 00:55:22,997 One,two,three 770 00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:25,375 Rock to rock, Tie 771 00:55:25,625 --> 00:55:26,417 Again 772 00:55:33,216 --> 00:55:34,926 You luck, Mr president 773 00:55:35,259 --> 00:55:36,678 One,two,three 774 00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:38,805 Paper,paper,Tie again 775 00:55:41,307 --> 00:55:42,350 Eagle, rock 776 00:55:56,197 --> 00:55:58,449 One,two,three 777 00:56:01,035 --> 00:56:02,120 Oh, come on 778 00:56:03,079 --> 00:56:05,623 Rock to scissors,the president won! 779 00:56:11,129 --> 00:56:14,048 I'm now to prepare to entertain question from the floor. 780 00:56:13,923 --> 00:56:15,299 I got one. Clay! 781 00:56:17,510 --> 00:56:24,684 Some of the environment people have taken the column near Barker's pond the wet land 782 00:56:24,392 --> 00:56:28,563 I have been fishing there for 30 years what's going to happen? 783 00:56:32,025 --> 00:56:37,572 Clay, I was the most environmentally President since FD Roosevelt 784 00:56:37,947 --> 00:56:41,075 Human population will not threaten wild life... 785 00:56:40,950 --> 00:56:43,995 In this area for 200 years,if ever 786 00:56:44,495 --> 00:56:49,834 So you go right on fishing in that pond, if there's anybody trying to stop you,you send them to me,all right? 787 00:56:56,132 --> 00:56:57,091 Handy 788 00:57:01,137 --> 00:57:02,805 Come on,Handy,come on 789 00:57:07,143 --> 00:57:13,399 That's well point,Mr President. It sounds good to me 790 00:57:21,908 --> 00:57:23,368 Hey, Handy,come on, 791 00:57:26,871 --> 00:57:27,997 Francis 792 00:57:29,624 --> 00:57:35,171 For 10 years now, we have needed a stop sign for the Lucy Decker'house 793 00:57:34,921 --> 00:57:39,133 And she has done everything except burn down city hall to stop it. 794 00:57:39,092 --> 00:57:42,553 If that's it, what we'll do about it? 795 00:57:44,222 --> 00:57:48,601 First of all, I'll convey a commision to study the problem 796 00:57:48,393 --> 00:57:53,690 I would apoint a buller and pound of traffic specialist,right way 797 00:57:54,107 --> 00:57:59,028 and I'll call a engineer to assess the situation and make recommendations 798 00:57:59,612 --> 00:58:04,409 I'll spare no effort to make our street the safest in the world! 799 00:58:10,206 --> 00:58:11,582 Handy, you turn. 800 00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:16,713 That's well point ,Mr President 801 00:58:24,721 --> 00:58:27,140 Lucy, let me ask you, what's the problem. 802 00:58:27,056 --> 00:58:28,808 Car head lights. 803 00:58:28,725 --> 00:58:31,728 10 years ago, they tried stop sign 804 00:58:31,936 --> 00:58:36,316 when cars on Bit Street stoped ,their head lights right stop right on my headboard. 805 00:58:38,067 --> 00:58:38,860 Have you tried curtains? 806 00:58:39,444 --> 00:58:40,570 Excuse me? 807 00:58:40,528 --> 00:58:45,366 You know, blackout curtains for your windows, you probably sleep better any way. 808 00:58:47,327 --> 00:58:50,413 Well,I'll try that,nobody else suggests that. 809 00:58:50,288 --> 00:58:53,541 Well,you come by the store,and we'll help you out. 810 00:58:54,542 --> 00:58:55,543 I'll do that 811 00:59:07,722 --> 00:59:09,307 Mandy,you got one? 812 00:59:09,891 --> 00:59:12,602 It's just a question for Handy, is that OK? 813 00:59:13,227 --> 00:59:14,812 Well, if the president has no objection 814 00:59:14,729 --> 00:59:17,398 I reserve the right to repond,but no objection. 815 00:59:17,815 --> 00:59:18,608 OK,Mandy 816 00:59:20,193 --> 00:59:25,239 Handy, I was just wondering, now that Sally is dating the president, 817 00:59:28,910 --> 00:59:30,703 Does that mean you are available? 818 00:59:32,163 --> 00:59:35,416 OK, people,can you keep the question into the subject of election. 819 00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:40,463 Now, I think Goe has a question somehow.. Actually, I'm more like to address the issue,if am I 820 00:59:40,505 --> 00:59:45,009 Thank you,thanks Mandy,for that question. 821 00:59:44,592 --> 00:59:49,681 Sally,I know I may not be the best boy friend,but... 822 00:59:51,182 --> 00:59:53,935 But I thought we have good things on going here. 823 00:59:55,228 --> 00:59:57,021 You got to know how much I care about you, right? 824 01:00:00,483 --> 01:00:02,694 The only thing I got so mad is about your underwear with the president 825 01:00:02,735 --> 01:00:06,280 Underwear? What's the problem? 826 01:00:06,739 --> 01:00:11,619 No,no,no, it's the colour, it's the colour. 827 01:00:12,620 --> 01:00:16,374 Sally,what's the deal? Are you going with him or me? 828 01:00:17,750 --> 01:00:20,336 Go for the Eagle! 829 01:00:20,253 --> 01:00:22,338 Sally, with the president! 830 01:00:22,714 --> 01:00:24,298 Eagle!,Eagle!... 831 01:00:24,716 --> 01:00:27,510 Stop it!Stop it! 832 01:00:36,227 --> 01:00:37,979 Sally 833 01:00:40,732 --> 01:00:42,066 Excuse me,excuse me 834 01:00:46,279 --> 01:00:48,698 TBS, can I ask a question about the underwear? 835 01:00:49,198 --> 01:00:52,952 Sally, Sally Are you crazy? 836 01:00:53,453 --> 01:00:55,246 You didn't answer phone . You took the key from the frog. 837 01:00:55,163 --> 01:00:56,414 I can't believe you just did that 838 01:00:56,497 --> 01:00:58,791 I can't believe it! -How about what I said? Does it mean anything? 839 01:00:58,750 --> 01:01:00,835 I heard you talking about my underwear in front of the whole town. 840 01:01:00,752 --> 01:01:02,962 The whole country�that's how much I care 841 01:01:03,504 --> 01:01:05,506 Wait a minute! You didn't answer the question� 842 01:01:05,631 --> 01:01:07,258 What question Is it me or him? 843 01:01:07,175 --> 01:01:08,968 Is it me or your new truck? 844 01:01:09,093 --> 01:01:12,305 Don't try make this all about me! Handy,it's about you! 845 01:01:12,472 --> 01:01:14,515 HowHow is that about me? 846 01:01:18,728 --> 01:01:19,854 Hey,she pushed you right down 847 01:01:20,146 --> 01:01:21,981 Yes, she is stronger than me. 848 01:01:23,524 --> 01:01:24,942 not about me!it's about you! 849 01:01:25,109 --> 01:01:26,944 HowHow is that about me? 850 01:01:29,238 --> 01:01:30,907 Well you heard here first. 851 01:01:31,157 --> 01:01:37,830 It looks like Sally is going to catch her bell in favour of the president. I'm Christi, TBNN News 852 01:01:37,747 --> 01:01:40,083 Haw haw...you baby, you going down! 853 01:01:41,542 --> 01:01:44,462 So, what do you think? Should I set up another date or what? 854 01:01:44,629 --> 01:01:46,547 Why not ? Execuse me 855 01:01:47,548 --> 01:01:50,385 Grace, Grace 856 01:01:50,426 --> 01:01:53,638 Well,what's her problem? Maybe she saw the numbers. 857 01:01:54,514 --> 01:01:57,642 You may have done all right with the girl, but the debate is a disaster 858 01:01:57,850 --> 01:01:59,852 What are you talking about? It's impossible. 859 01:01:59,769 --> 01:02:03,439 It's a small tow,Eagle. The rule is different here. 860 01:02:04,774 --> 01:02:08,528 Ah, will you guys give some brain storm. 861 01:02:09,404 --> 01:02:13,324 Well Ah...Sir, 862 01:02:13,866 --> 01:02:16,369 Excuse me,Mr President Yes 863 01:02:16,035 --> 01:02:19,163 We could lay down him What 864 01:02:20,123 --> 01:02:24,335 You want to make it look like an accident at course, but...maybe his brake goes out 865 01:02:24,377 --> 01:02:25,461 Oh,my god. 866 01:02:25,420 --> 01:02:27,171 Or we can slick on it,oil slick 867 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:28,840 What are you? insane? 868 01:02:29,799 --> 01:02:32,176 No, Sir, We're just brain storming 869 01:02:34,721 --> 01:02:36,139 Do I misunderstand the question? 870 01:02:36,389 --> 01:02:38,558 Thank god, you guys are in our side. 871 01:02:38,933 --> 01:02:39,600 Thank you Sir 872 01:02:47,734 --> 01:02:52,613 Hello? Small town's politics 873 01:03:01,581 --> 01:03:04,584 I'd like 3 sugars You only need one. 874 01:03:04,667 --> 01:03:07,378 I like 3� 3 isn't healthy 875 01:03:07,754 --> 01:03:09,547 What's yielding you Yielding me ? 876 01:03:09,964 --> 01:03:14,677 Yes,somehow you seem Urt Urt, Really? -Really 877 01:03:14,719 --> 01:03:17,513 Let's say I'm a little bit Urt as you mention it. 878 01:03:19,599 --> 01:03:20,683 Would you like to know why? 879 01:03:20,767 --> 01:03:25,813 Absolutely.Sit down there,Grace. Just tell me all about it. 880 01:03:28,066 --> 01:03:34,447 Well, when you...when we first came to live here, -Yes.. 881 01:03:34,197 --> 01:03:36,824 Excuse me,Could we have a minute here,please? 882 01:03:34,197 --> 01:03:35,239 I... -Excuse me, Mr President 883 01:03:36,908 --> 01:03:39,661 Sorry,Eagle.We have an emergency 884 01:03:39,619 --> 01:03:41,788 Unless somebody is dying,Bert, I don't want to hear about it. 885 01:03:41,704 --> 01:03:44,666 It's Charlotte, she is coming here. 886 01:03:46,209 --> 01:03:47,794 Hurry,Handy for Mayor 887 01:03:52,715 --> 01:03:54,592 come on, we got to do something about this 888 01:03:54,509 --> 01:04:00,890 I'm sure we'll,sir Dyer,this is too smart for her.Who thought of this? Who is him? 889 01:04:02,475 --> 01:04:03,518 Grace, I'll handle this 890 01:04:08,731 --> 01:04:11,526 I have dignity she wants 891 01:04:11,401 --> 01:04:12,944 Did anybody remember that? 892 01:04:24,747 --> 01:04:27,750 Hello, Monroe.What brought you here? 893 01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:30,795 Charlotte,could we talk privately,please? 894 01:04:30,670 --> 01:04:33,631 It's the privac I've got for 20 years but on your mind. 895 01:04:33,506 --> 01:04:35,591 Hi,sweety, we can just talk alone. 896 01:04:35,758 --> 01:04:37,510 Honey, Handy for Mayor I'm sure we can work everthing out 897 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:40,471 Honey,could we go inside please? 898 01:04:41,055 --> 01:04:42,223 Fine 899 01:04:47,729 --> 01:04:50,857 President's coming,better hide the payroll benefit 900 01:04:50,732 --> 01:04:53,026 Charlotte, would you step in the office? Yes,dear 901 01:04:57,864 --> 01:05:02,118 Charlotte -Married couple have short hands, Monroe. ours is 9 million dollars. 902 01:05:01,951 --> 01:05:03,536 9I don't have it! 903 01:05:03,578 --> 01:05:08,833 25 years,a quarter of century,I endured and now you're pleading poverty 904 01:05:08,624 --> 01:05:12,337 You took the house, you took the boat you take everything apart of my title! 905 01:05:12,170 --> 01:05:15,298 Hello,this is from the first lady,Charlotte Cole 906 01:05:15,381 --> 01:05:20,762 I spent 25 years with Monroe Cole, which is why I support Handy Harrison. 907 01:05:20,386 --> 01:05:24,515 Yes,you heard me.I'm supporting Handy Harrison. 908 01:05:24,557 --> 01:05:25,475 Eagle 909 01:05:31,439 --> 01:05:33,524 How about I get through,you lambkins 910 01:05:35,943 --> 01:05:37,820 I never find you're dishonourable,Harrison 911 01:05:38,738 --> 01:05:42,200 I thought it's going to be a fair fight between two honourable men, 912 01:05:41,741 --> 01:05:45,495 but I can see now... I got to up against somebody who doesn't play by the rules. 913 01:05:45,328 --> 01:05:48,539 I don't know, Sir I'm sorry 914 01:05:48,748 --> 01:05:54,253 Bring a man't ex-wife into it! You show you true colours, ain't you? 915 01:05:54,921 --> 01:05:58,132 Hey,I have nothing to do with this 916 01:05:58,216 --> 01:05:59,884 President 917 01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:03,638 Go ahead, I want them both! 918 01:06:04,097 --> 01:06:06,182 I want they to be thinking about the way they do 919 01:06:07,517 --> 01:06:08,893 Sir,he is serious? No,no,no. 920 01:06:09,811 --> 01:06:11,729 President,you want a fair fight? 921 01:06:11,646 --> 01:06:15,566 You just called me dishonourable,Sir and I'm not 922 01:06:16,442 --> 01:06:18,945 So, if it's a fair fight you want 923 01:06:19,237 --> 01:06:20,530 Just you and me 924 01:06:21,781 --> 01:06:22,699 I think I know the place 925 01:06:30,373 --> 01:06:31,499 You are on 926 01:06:34,669 --> 01:06:35,878 What are we doing here,Harrison 927 01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:38,047 What's the stakes 928 01:06:38,756 --> 01:06:40,383 Mayor?Haw-haw 929 01:06:40,508 --> 01:06:42,552 No, Sir.Sally 930 01:06:44,262 --> 01:06:45,888 Loser backs off Sally 931 01:06:45,805 --> 01:06:48,141 We both 10 handy club Sir... 932 01:06:48,057 --> 01:06:50,727 Fair fight You are on 933 01:06:50,935 --> 01:06:52,603 Sir, may I just talk to you for a fews second? 934 01:06:52,645 --> 01:06:53,813 Show me the way 935 01:06:54,731 --> 01:06:57,150 Sir,I want to discuss about... 936 01:06:58,568 --> 01:06:59,193 eyeline 937 01:07:03,072 --> 01:07:05,450 Nice shot Thank you 938 01:07:08,036 --> 01:07:09,871 Am I driving the green? 939 01:07:17,045 --> 01:07:19,922 Hello, wait for me 940 01:07:22,008 --> 01:07:23,092 What are you doing here? 941 01:07:24,052 --> 01:07:26,346 Just making sure a fair fight is fair. 942 01:07:26,679 --> 01:07:29,057 Call them out, Mr Dyer 943 01:07:30,141 --> 01:07:31,643 I'm sorry, madam 944 01:07:38,232 --> 01:07:39,776 Cloud 945 01:07:40,318 --> 01:07:42,403 You and you men come out 946 01:07:43,363 --> 01:07:44,447 Oh, shit 947 01:07:45,073 --> 01:07:47,533 Come ou....t 948 01:07:50,745 --> 01:07:52,497 All right,come out. 949 01:07:52,413 --> 01:07:54,749 Everyone on the fairway 950 01:08:01,422 --> 01:08:07,136 We're securing the square,Mr Cole Securing from there,OK 951 01:08:07,095 --> 01:08:08,304 Yes,Madam 952 01:08:10,890 --> 01:08:12,183 Stand position 953 01:08:12,684 --> 01:08:14,936 Get wind, lambkins 954 01:08:26,572 --> 01:08:28,783 Wait,wait for the bounce 955 01:08:33,746 --> 01:08:35,540 Damn,take a mulligan 956 01:08:35,665 --> 01:08:39,085 We..we play for a woman,Sir. There's no mulligans 957 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:41,754 What? What will I do? 958 01:08:41,838 --> 01:08:43,798 You have never had a ball unbounce before? 959 01:08:43,923 --> 01:08:45,174 None since I was a governor 960 01:08:46,009 --> 01:08:48,594 You have another one from here, shooting 3 961 01:08:48,886 --> 01:08:50,972 3 3. 962 01:08:51,973 --> 01:08:56,269 1, 2, shooting 3 963 01:09:00,398 --> 01:09:01,190 Excuse me,Mr president 964 01:09:01,232 --> 01:09:01,858 What? 965 01:09:02,942 --> 01:09:06,362 You can't beat him,Sir What are you talking about? 966 01:09:06,654 --> 01:09:10,533 With the same handy club. You handy club is abnormity 967 01:09:10,408 --> 01:09:11,284 What are you trying to say? 968 01:09:12,243 --> 01:09:17,832 You were really missed Sutherland's idea, She had Dyer and Cloud,and occasionally me. 969 01:09:17,832 --> 01:09:18,916 We helped you... 970 01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:24,172 with lucky bouncies and score card and it can't be the same. 971 01:09:24,756 --> 01:09:26,132 Is there a problem? 972 01:09:27,759 --> 01:09:28,801 NO 973 01:09:32,221 --> 01:09:33,723 No problem 974 01:09:42,732 --> 01:09:46,861 Ah,that was in been quite on the green 975 01:09:49,739 --> 01:09:50,782 I'll ...take it 976 01:09:50,740 --> 01:09:52,992 You two have helped enough 977 01:10:00,750 --> 01:10:02,752 Hi,Paggi,can I get a cup of coffee 978 01:10:03,086 --> 01:10:04,045 Sure 979 01:10:05,755 --> 01:10:07,548 Hello Hello 980 01:10:08,758 --> 01:10:11,302 Here,dear Thanks 981 01:10:13,262 --> 01:10:16,891 So I hear there is gulfing for Mayor 982 01:10:17,475 --> 01:10:20,812 Actually,the gulfing,for you 983 01:10:21,229 --> 01:10:23,439 NO Yeah 984 01:10:23,564 --> 01:10:25,149 No Hum 985 01:10:26,943 --> 01:10:28,987 Can I make a Irish coffee? 986 01:10:29,237 --> 01:10:30,613 This ok? 987 01:11:01,227 --> 01:11:03,313 Ah,that's... Five 988 01:11:08,735 --> 01:11:11,904 That's was gimme No,no,no, there are no gimmes 989 01:11:11,779 --> 01:11:15,241 It was inside the leather Yeah,but you got to get it in the hole 990 01:11:22,749 --> 01:11:24,250 I'll take it 7 991 01:11:25,084 --> 01:11:26,502 Actually,it's 15 992 01:11:27,211 --> 01:11:29,464 15No way! 993 01:11:30,048 --> 01:11:31,257 Yes 994 01:11:31,674 --> 01:11:33,718 Ah, the president is right.It's 7. Yeah,it was 7 995 01:11:34,218 --> 01:11:34,927 Let's count them. 996 01:11:35,094 --> 01:11:40,183 Let's count them. One out of bounce, two back on the tee,three in the rough 997 01:11:40,099 --> 01:11:41,476 Four in the sand 998 01:11:42,769 --> 01:11:45,063 Five,you missed it completely 999 01:11:46,564 --> 01:11:49,692 Six,almost out of sand,but still in it. 1000 01:11:51,611 --> 01:11:54,739 Seven, finally out of the sand into that sand 1001 01:11:56,741 --> 01:12:01,746 Eight,out of the sand into the rough. That's why you trew you club to the tree. 1002 01:12:04,749 --> 01:12:06,376 Nine,you almost hit me 1003 01:12:07,251 --> 01:12:08,753 Ten, you did hit me. 1004 01:12:12,757 --> 01:12:17,428 Eleven,on the green,ah,twelve, you past the hole. 1005 01:12:17,762 --> 01:12:20,556 That is when you said the curse I have never heard before 1006 01:12:21,766 --> 01:12:23,476 Thirteen, you past one foot from the hole 1007 01:12:24,018 --> 01:12:28,940 Fourteen, you missed the pie,you said that's a gimme,I saild"no,there are no gimmes�� 1008 01:12:28,773 --> 01:12:31,067 Fifteen,in the hole. 1009 01:12:35,989 --> 01:12:38,199 Oh, it's so close 1010 01:12:39,575 --> 01:12:48,334 All right,now,through the sugers, and then around the saucer 1011 01:12:49,085 --> 01:12:51,587 ...and through the catch of tower 1012 01:12:51,462 --> 01:12:54,924 and the winner gets more his gapen 1013 01:12:54,799 --> 01:12:58,594 married Can't 1014 01:13:00,763 --> 01:13:02,765 How can you get married through a match? 1015 01:13:04,684 --> 01:13:07,020 WhoWho is Reube? 1016 01:13:04,684 --> 01:13:05,727 Reuben 1017 01:13:06,936 --> 01:13:09,897 I said "get the president"! 1018 01:13:11,232 --> 01:13:12,483 That's a great idea 1019 01:13:12,567 --> 01:13:15,069 The winner gets Reuben. 1020 01:13:14,944 --> 01:13:15,987 Ready? 1021 01:13:24,954 --> 01:13:27,248 How it disappeared too? God! 1022 01:13:28,750 --> 01:13:31,544 OK, Handy, you are famillar with the strokes. 1023 01:13:31,419 --> 01:13:35,298 It's the last hole, how about double or nothing? 1024 01:13:35,423 --> 01:13:37,634 What's double? What's nothing? 1025 01:13:37,550 --> 01:13:43,139 Nothing is we are even,tie. Stead of cour 1026 01:13:43,348 --> 01:13:47,685 Double will be I back off Sally drop off the Mayor race 1027 01:13:48,770 --> 01:13:51,773 You got it. OK. Go ahead,you hit 1028 01:13:51,689 --> 01:13:57,153 If I got a risk 1029 01:13:58,363 --> 01:13:59,822 You got to give me something 1030 01:14:00,740 --> 01:14:05,244 You got...I don't know What? 1031 01:14:05,119 --> 01:14:06,245 One throw 1032 01:14:06,746 --> 01:14:07,789 Throw? 1033 01:14:07,747 --> 01:14:11,626 Yeah,I get one throw becuause I can't play you even 1034 01:14:11,834 --> 01:14:14,253 You got local knowledge 1035 01:14:14,170 --> 01:14:16,964 He can't throw either,bury him 1036 01:14:17,757 --> 01:14:24,597 OK, you got one throw.But, if we tie, I win. 1037 01:14:24,597 --> 01:14:27,850 Are you...drive a hard bargain OK 1038 01:14:38,778 --> 01:14:39,821 Yeah, baby 1039 01:14:40,446 --> 01:14:42,407 There is an old form back 1040 01:14:56,254 --> 01:14:57,296 What? 1041 01:14:58,256 --> 01:14:59,340 Hey, what are you doing? 1042 01:15:00,758 --> 01:15:01,718 Hey,what's that? 1043 01:15:04,637 --> 01:15:07,140 I said one throw,but I didn't say whose ball. 1044 01:15:10,643 --> 01:15:11,811 You are out of bounce 1045 01:15:12,770 --> 01:15:14,022 Click, click,click 1046 01:15:18,776 --> 01:15:20,862 Morning Sir,have you been all right? 1047 01:15:20,945 --> 01:15:25,074 Yes, just dandy. How about 10 Handy club my shot 142 1048 01:15:25,825 --> 01:15:29,037 You now have a serious talk about my Handy club, Sutherland 1049 01:15:29,662 --> 01:15:33,124 NowMr President Later 1050 01:15:33,374 --> 01:15:36,502 Eligible even? History loose 1051 01:15:36,377 --> 01:15:38,713 The most humiliating round in my life 1052 01:15:38,921 --> 01:15:41,632 Time to take the curse off,Bert. Let's bury this guy 1053 01:15:41,716 --> 01:15:43,885 Well, Sir,it's clean as a whistle 1054 01:15:43,801 --> 01:15:50,558 Oh, come on.Surely did something. Not double local,groumn one 1055 01:15:50,266 --> 01:15:54,729 We'll find dirty,Eagle Even we may have to make it up. 1056 01:15:54,771 --> 01:15:55,647 Exactly 1057 01:15:55,605 --> 01:15:56,981 I don't believe this 1058 01:15:57,774 --> 01:15:58,608 What 1059 01:16:00,943 --> 01:16:02,278 Mr President 1060 01:16:03,154 --> 01:16:04,155 I'm giving my notice 1061 01:16:04,113 --> 01:16:05,239 Your notice? 1062 01:16:05,281 --> 01:16:08,201 Yes,I can't work here any longer 1063 01:16:08,284 --> 01:16:11,663 Are you drunk? For god's sake,we have been together for 15 years. 1064 01:16:11,621 --> 01:16:12,997 Yes,exactly 1065 01:16:13,247 --> 01:16:18,670 And all that time,you have never once gone negtive, at least, not first. 1066 01:16:18,544 --> 01:16:23,966 And you have never ever stood to threat or harassment 1067 01:16:23,716 --> 01:16:26,803 Grace,he brought in Charlotte,Charlotte 1068 01:16:26,678 --> 01:16:28,554 that's not his harassment, what it is? 1069 01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:37,313 Mr President, you have 2 days, 2 hours and 21 minutes, until this election is over. 1070 01:16:37,146 --> 01:16:39,482 and then ,I'll go home. 1071 01:16:43,861 --> 01:16:44,737 What's happened 1072 01:16:44,904 --> 01:16:47,323 I think she quits,sir 1073 01:16:47,281 --> 01:16:48,658 not that,that! 1074 01:16:49,784 --> 01:16:51,577 Oh,this, is new poll 1075 01:16:51,744 --> 01:16:52,662 5 points 1076 01:16:52,704 --> 01:16:54,998 5 points down 1077 01:16:55,373 --> 01:16:56,582 What's sample size 1078 01:16:57,750 --> 01:16:59,711 Come on, Bert.What's the sample size? 1079 01:17:01,254 --> 01:17:02,130 Every body 1080 01:17:02,380 --> 01:17:03,464 Everybody? 1081 01:17:03,464 --> 01:17:04,966 This is a disaster 1082 01:17:04,924 --> 01:17:07,719 As a parallel,sir,I'm worried about the book deal too. 1083 01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:15,018 Ah, crap! Likes some mythic Greek puzzle. the riddle of the handyman,somewhere the answer. 1084 01:17:14,726 --> 01:17:19,522 Sir, Let's not panic,this isn't over Wait a minute,wait minute. 1085 01:17:19,564 --> 01:17:20,648 What's wrong with us? 1086 01:17:21,190 --> 01:17:21,858 What What? 1087 01:17:22,108 --> 01:17:24,068 I'll give it to him It's that simple 1088 01:17:24,777 --> 01:17:28,072 Wait, You don't mean quit? You can't quit.Egale 1089 01:17:28,239 --> 01:17:30,241 No,I won't be quit, that's buildi evident 1090 01:17:30,158 --> 01:17:33,953 I'll say how qualified he is, how he is the best man for the job 1091 01:17:33,786 --> 01:17:36,622 and tonight,at the debate I will my support 1092 01:17:36,622 --> 01:17:42,587 If I win, I win,but if I lose,it's because I made a most magnanimous gesture in political history. 1093 01:17:43,504 --> 01:17:45,214 and people took my advice 1094 01:17:46,632 --> 01:17:47,508 It's brilliant,sir 1095 01:17:47,550 --> 01:17:48,468 Thank you 1096 01:17:50,094 --> 01:17:51,512 and I get the girl. 1097 01:17:52,764 --> 01:17:55,600 Sally Sally, right 1098 01:18:02,023 --> 01:18:04,317 Sally, hey,hi,I'm here 1099 01:18:06,778 --> 01:18:08,237 I get ready for the debate 1100 01:18:09,781 --> 01:18:11,449 Want to come in? No,I'm not to get in 1101 01:18:12,784 --> 01:18:13,743 Say you 1102 01:18:13,868 --> 01:18:15,870 Hold it,what's going on? 1103 01:18:17,747 --> 01:18:18,790 Those stuff? 1104 01:18:19,207 --> 01:18:20,249 Oh, I... 1105 01:18:21,751 --> 01:18:26,381 I won Reuben in a padding contest,so I have to make room for some his stuff. 1106 01:18:26,756 --> 01:18:27,799 You...what? 1107 01:18:28,257 --> 01:18:28,925 I know. 1108 01:18:30,176 --> 01:18:34,764 Can you imagine someone actually play gulf to win a person? 1109 01:18:36,766 --> 01:18:39,769 No, look... No,don't insult me by trying to defend this. 1110 01:18:39,686 --> 01:18:42,522 Because let me self dwell on it, I'm really got just to lose it 1111 01:18:43,022 --> 01:18:44,357 But,look...Sally 1112 01:18:44,399 --> 01:18:45,441 Stand off Ease it 1113 01:18:46,109 --> 01:18:49,821 I just want settle this a coulp of ,ok? there is your stuff. 1114 01:18:49,654 --> 01:18:50,863 What you said my stuff? 1115 01:18:51,864 --> 01:18:53,700 Hold on,hold on,this is yours 1116 01:18:56,619 --> 01:18:59,122 Remember?From me 1117 01:18:59,664 --> 01:19:00,248 Christmas 1118 01:19:02,709 --> 01:19:07,088 Don't you remember there was a power went out,you had big snow storm. 1119 01:19:07,630 --> 01:19:12,260 and we were so frustrated. You couldn't turn this on and watch it 1120 01:19:14,387 --> 01:19:17,932 and the power came back,we turned it on,and... 1121 01:19:19,767 --> 01:19:23,688 You looked so beautiful by the light of it 1122 01:19:24,772 --> 01:19:31,404 And then we ... You know, by the light of it 1123 01:19:32,405 --> 01:19:33,364 I remember 1124 01:19:36,367 --> 01:19:38,036 and we stayed up all night and talked 1125 01:19:39,245 --> 01:19:43,750 Yeah.. You remember what we talked about? 1126 01:19:44,751 --> 01:19:47,462 Yeah... No... 1127 01:19:48,755 --> 01:19:50,089 The future 1128 01:19:51,966 --> 01:19:53,593 We talked about the future,Handy 1129 01:20:01,017 --> 01:20:02,518 Sally, wait 1130 01:20:05,021 --> 01:20:06,272 I don't want to wait any more 1131 01:20:08,274 --> 01:20:09,525 Good luck to debate 1132 01:20:09,692 --> 01:20:10,234 Are you coming 1133 01:20:19,869 --> 01:20:20,995 You got coming 1134 01:20:38,262 --> 01:20:40,890 2 minutes,we are going,2 minutes 1135 01:20:43,893 --> 01:20:45,395 2 minutes, Mr President 1136 01:20:45,687 --> 01:20:46,646 Excuse me, Sir 1137 01:20:47,146 --> 01:20:50,108 Hand shake 1138 01:20:49,983 --> 01:20:51,025 relax 1139 01:20:51,901 --> 01:20:53,027 I'll briefly finish 1140 01:20:53,027 --> 01:20:54,237 2 minutes, Handy Yeah 1141 01:20:54,278 --> 01:20:58,658 Be on your toast,be sharp.You may have won your first debate,but it's a pay down. 1142 01:20:59,242 --> 01:21:01,703 Gentlemen, I believe we are ready 1143 01:21:03,246 --> 01:21:08,960 It's starting. Live from the seaport town, the Mooseport,the Mayoral dabate! 1144 01:21:09,293 --> 01:21:14,007 With the candidates, Monroe Eagle Cole and Harold Handy Harrison 1145 01:21:14,090 --> 01:21:16,968 We take your now moderater, Henry Hitower 1146 01:21:20,305 --> 01:21:22,849 Good evening,I'm Hitower 1147 01:21:26,144 --> 01:21:32,984 I'me honoured to moderate the second and final Mooseport mayoral debate. 1148 01:21:36,446 --> 01:21:40,742 As a tradition, we'll start with the game of rock,paper,scissors. 1149 01:21:41,075 --> 01:21:44,120 Handy,not scissors Gentlemen... 1150 01:21:48,416 --> 01:21:52,628 Mr Hitower,could I..., I'd like to make a statement first.Is that ok? 1151 01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:54,630 Mr President 1152 01:21:54,714 --> 01:21:57,258 Oh, that's fine,I...I have a statement also. 1153 01:21:57,759 --> 01:21:59,177 Just...,Ok? thank you. Yes,getleman 1154 01:22:03,514 --> 01:22:04,724 Hey,Hi,everybody 1155 01:22:04,849 --> 01:22:06,517 Hi,Handy 1156 01:22:06,476 --> 01:22:08,019 I just want to say one thing 1157 01:22:09,145 --> 01:22:13,191 I'm a little embarrassed about the way I have been running my campagin. 1158 01:22:15,735 --> 01:22:22,867 An election,it shouldn't be about personalities, you know,or gulf 1159 01:22:24,452 --> 01:22:25,495 or who was dating, 1160 01:22:28,122 --> 01:22:30,333 Sally, if you watching this, 1161 01:22:32,001 --> 01:22:35,296 I was wrong to bring our relationship been to this. 1162 01:22:36,881 --> 01:22:37,715 I'm sorry 1163 01:22:38,883 --> 01:22:42,470 Oh... -I guess I did it again, I just brought our relationship been to it again. 1164 01:22:43,805 --> 01:22:47,475 So,I'm sorry for that, too 1165 01:22:47,892 --> 01:22:52,772 I guess,what I want to say,folks,I thik an election should be about the town. 1166 01:22:52,689 --> 01:22:57,860 It should be about what we need and how we can work together to get things done. 1167 01:22:59,028 --> 01:23:01,030 The president can do great things for us 1168 01:23:02,782 --> 01:23:04,117 Son of bitch� 1169 01:23:04,117 --> 01:23:08,496 Having him as a Mayor, that's an oppounity we can't pass off. 1170 01:23:10,790 --> 01:23:17,422 Tomorrow morning,I'm going to the polls, I'll cast my vote for the president. 1171 01:23:17,797 --> 01:23:22,927 Monroe Cole, for the Mayor of Mooseport 1172 01:23:28,891 --> 01:23:30,184 Son of bithch 1173 01:23:32,645 --> 01:23:33,688 Ladies and gentlemen 1174 01:23:35,106 --> 01:23:39,068 What you've just seen is a selfless act. 1175 01:23:41,738 --> 01:23:46,159 Handy Harrison, is Mooseport 1176 01:23:48,369 --> 01:23:49,537 He thinks He is Mooseport 1177 01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:52,498 He knows its problems 1178 01:23:52,999 --> 01:23:54,375 He knows his ports 1179 01:23:55,626 --> 01:23:56,669 He knows his plumbing 1180 01:23:58,796 --> 01:24:00,673 As only a person who lives here can 1181 01:24:01,716 --> 01:24:06,429 So tomorrow morning, I'm going to the polls 1182 01:24:06,888 --> 01:24:12,101 and I'm walking into that booth, that simple piece of paper 1183 01:24:12,477 --> 01:24:16,314 that our forefathers gave their lives to secure. Ah.... 1184 01:24:17,231 --> 01:24:23,154 and I'm casting my vote for Harrison, Harold Handy Harrison,over there. 1185 01:24:31,913 --> 01:24:33,247 Man, he is great. 1186 01:24:40,004 --> 01:24:45,551 What you've just seen,ladies and gentlemen, this politics is finest,politics should be. 1187 01:24:47,762 --> 01:24:48,680 very good 1188 01:24:49,472 --> 01:24:50,390 Harrison 1189 01:24:50,473 --> 01:24:51,766 We did same thing,Mr President 1190 01:24:53,142 --> 01:24:57,939 You son of bitch,you knew I got to do that,so you did it first. I didn't know that,how can I know that? 1191 01:24:57,897 --> 01:24:58,773 You bug me 1192 01:24:59,023 --> 01:25:02,068 What we have just witnessed here on this rare night 1193 01:25:03,111 --> 01:25:04,612 You bug me I didn't do anything. 1194 01:25:04,862 --> 01:25:07,323 It just showed us dencey Let me go 1195 01:25:07,407 --> 01:25:08,574 It showed inclusiveness 1196 01:25:08,616 --> 01:25:09,993 Handy 1197 01:25:11,160 --> 01:25:12,996 It showed a neutral respect 1198 01:25:15,790 --> 01:25:16,624 Get off me 1199 01:25:17,208 --> 01:25:19,961 It's time to follow their example, it's time... 1200 01:25:25,842 --> 01:25:28,761 Mr President, are you OK? Get off of Mr President 1201 01:25:31,681 --> 01:25:32,724 Get off me 1202 01:25:33,433 --> 01:25:37,478 So,Danny,see that debate last night? Did I,was anybody hurt? 1203 01:25:37,645 --> 01:25:40,315 What? When the screen split up, apparently an minor bruise 1204 01:25:40,231 --> 01:25:44,277 Any idea what had happended back there? They are saying there was a freak accident 1205 01:25:42,108 --> 01:25:45,236 It's very freak 1206 01:25:45,403 --> 01:25:50,366 Apparently stage region just snaped and fell the candiates where they were shaking hands. 1207 01:25:50,366 --> 01:25:53,494 Wow, well, you know we say It's Mooseport 1208 01:25:53,453 --> 01:25:54,996 20 minutes, Mr President 1209 01:25:55,663 --> 01:25:57,749 How about the little music Good idea 1210 01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:08,968 Morning president 1211 01:26:16,684 --> 01:26:19,270 Cloud, pull it away 1212 01:26:30,365 --> 01:26:31,074 How is your nose 1213 01:26:34,035 --> 01:26:34,702 It's OK 1214 01:26:35,036 --> 01:26:37,121 How is your lipand back? 1215 01:26:38,206 --> 01:26:41,459 It's just the lip and it's fine. 1216 01:26:43,586 --> 01:26:49,509 I just assumed you back hurt, you know, I jumped on it. 1217 01:26:57,266 --> 01:27:00,770 well, say you the poll. 1218 01:27:01,771 --> 01:27:02,981 Whould ahead of you 1219 01:27:05,024 --> 01:27:06,401 But, discard them in the water? 1220 01:27:06,484 --> 01:27:14,367 Yeah, Martha is into scoop bin,as soon as she brings her wet suit,she'll get them 1221 01:27:14,575 --> 01:27:17,704 Somehow,I can picture Martha in the wet suit. 1222 01:27:17,829 --> 01:27:21,541 Yeah, you are lucky,I can not picture 1223 01:27:22,792 --> 01:27:23,835 All right 1224 01:27:33,928 --> 01:27:37,432 Oh, You tightly hold it 1225 01:27:39,017 --> 01:27:42,562 Here, let me show you,Mr President You have shaken a lot hands. 1226 01:27:45,898 --> 01:27:47,650 You, shake hands with the club 1227 01:27:47,692 --> 01:27:48,901 Like this? yes 1228 01:27:48,901 --> 01:27:55,283 I just put the ball,and picture like it's a former first-lady. 1229 01:27:55,158 --> 01:27:56,159 Just wipe it 1230 01:27:59,454 --> 01:28:00,997 Blood sucking vampire 1231 01:28:02,915 --> 01:28:05,710 Wow, you two had issues 1232 01:28:05,585 --> 01:28:08,129 Haw...Jesus 1233 01:28:11,007 --> 01:28:14,469 So,how can you not ask her? 1234 01:28:14,469 --> 01:28:16,220 Ask what ? 1235 01:28:18,806 --> 01:28:23,353 Oh,I don't know,I probably should have.. 1236 01:28:25,229 --> 01:28:26,356 scared, I guess. 1237 01:28:27,357 --> 01:28:29,192 well,marriage is a sacry thing 1238 01:28:30,026 --> 01:28:31,527 I'll be the first one to tell you that 1239 01:28:31,903 --> 01:28:36,407 But once a while, there comes along that special girl 1240 01:28:36,824 --> 01:28:40,703 I know what you mean,that she did. She is special 1241 01:28:42,163 --> 01:28:47,585 I just think, eventually, she will find somebody else. 1242 01:28:49,253 --> 01:28:53,466 You know, you always hope that next guy will be some loser. 1243 01:28:55,885 --> 01:28:57,178 not the president 1244 01:29:02,809 --> 01:29:09,774 Handy, the 16 toll of our match,you laid up. yeah,I remember it. 1245 01:29:10,024 --> 01:29:13,528 You played the safe So you won 1246 01:29:13,778 --> 01:29:18,116 I never would be a president of United States,if I laid up 1247 01:29:30,420 --> 01:29:32,171 Sometimes, you just got a goal for the green. 1248 01:29:35,925 --> 01:29:37,010 For sake of all 1249 01:29:41,806 --> 01:29:43,349 Out the way, out the way 1250 01:29:56,154 --> 01:29:58,614 No comment,No question 1251 01:30:03,036 --> 01:30:03,786 Handy 1252 01:30:05,788 --> 01:30:06,706 Over there 1253 01:30:18,343 --> 01:30:19,636 Once a politician 1254 01:30:22,388 --> 01:30:23,598 �tick himself) 1255 01:30:26,893 --> 01:30:27,935 Always a politician 1256 01:30:29,020 --> 01:30:34,651 It's 10 minutes pass the hour,and there are 20 minutes left before the polls closes in Mooseport Min. 1257 01:30:34,609 --> 01:30:40,281 With the former president campagin spending millions on TV, radio and other advertising, it's amazing that Handy harrison... 1258 01:30:46,162 --> 01:30:48,456 It was so beautiful 1259 01:31:00,093 --> 01:31:00,677 Hello 1260 01:31:01,135 --> 01:31:07,475 Oh...I was thinking about... For once,don't talk please, 1261 01:31:07,308 --> 01:31:10,895 What Just listen,OK,can you do that? 1262 01:31:13,773 --> 01:31:14,899 A long while back 1263 01:31:15,358 --> 01:31:17,694 My mum asked me what I thought on you? 1264 01:31:17,694 --> 01:31:23,032 You probably find it's hard to believe this. Any way,could ask such thing,but she did. 1265 01:31:25,785 --> 01:31:28,746 I seen a man as admirer, I told her 1266 01:31:29,539 --> 01:31:33,710 A fraud man,certainly, but a man with principles 1267 01:31:34,919 --> 01:31:36,754 Since the Handy thing 1268 01:31:38,798 --> 01:31:43,886 I have seen a man who only cares about Eagle and power 1269 01:31:44,804 --> 01:31:50,143 A man who was stood to anything to win a position he doesn't even want. 1270 01:31:50,810 --> 01:31:53,313 Who someone he probably shouldn't even beat. 1271 01:31:53,646 --> 01:31:57,483 and it angries me,and it upsets me. 1272 01:31:58,901 --> 01:32:00,486 Mostly,it just made me sad 1273 01:32:00,653 --> 01:32:05,491 Grace... Because you used to be better than that Monroe. 1274 01:32:05,908 --> 01:32:06,951 You really were 1275 01:32:09,787 --> 01:32:10,538 Cole 1276 01:32:18,171 --> 01:32:21,382 and that is no hand-shake,you son of bitch 1277 01:32:34,145 --> 01:32:35,521 Sugar,Mr President 1278 01:32:36,606 --> 01:32:37,815 Oh, 3 please 1279 01:32:37,940 --> 01:32:40,818 No, no, no, 1 1280 01:32:41,778 --> 01:32:43,279 Good morning Mr President Good morning 1281 01:32:44,489 --> 01:32:45,365 Where is Grace 1282 01:32:45,281 --> 01:32:46,074 I don't know,Sir 1283 01:32:46,240 --> 01:32:47,659 Could you find her, please? 1284 01:32:47,909 --> 01:32:48,743 Yes,Sir 1285 01:32:49,494 --> 01:32:50,328 Let's go 1286 01:32:53,331 --> 01:32:57,710 Eagle, we've got moving. They want us down to the town for the announcemant. 1287 01:32:57,669 --> 01:32:58,419 Announcemant 1288 01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:02,090 I get expose myself to announcement without knowing who won? 1289 01:33:01,964 --> 01:33:03,257 They won't tell me,Eagle 1290 01:33:03,508 --> 01:33:10,306 I have done everything,shout and bribing,the union supplier,beer. 1291 01:33:11,349 --> 01:33:15,520 Get on that token,Eagle, please sir 1292 01:33:17,897 --> 01:33:19,315 Sally 1293 01:33:21,609 --> 01:33:22,777 Handy, you back here 1294 01:33:24,862 --> 01:33:27,323 Ah, hey. -Stun,man. Yeah,I know 1295 01:33:27,657 --> 01:33:31,244 Come on, don't you want to find out you won or lost, badly? 1296 01:33:31,244 --> 01:33:33,538 I'm going to ... go ahead, No,we wait for you. 1297 01:33:33,579 --> 01:33:34,497 I'm going to meet you there 1298 01:33:34,497 --> 01:33:35,415 I want you No,go 1299 01:33:35,623 --> 01:33:36,749 You are my ride, man 1300 01:33:37,917 --> 01:33:39,669 Come on OK, all right,let's go 1301 01:33:49,220 --> 01:33:53,808 In a few monments,former President Cole and Harold Handy Harrison will all arrive. 1302 01:33:53,725 --> 01:33:59,522 will big power take some big money, carry all the day, there is a little while to veil,we shall soon see. 1303 01:34:01,983 --> 01:34:05,361 Ah,I have seen the president coming now. 1304 01:34:09,824 --> 01:34:11,034 Here comes Handy 1305 01:34:11,826 --> 01:34:14,037 Hey, did you see Sally No 1306 01:34:15,580 --> 01:34:17,540 If you see, let me know,OK? OK, OK 1307 01:34:18,458 --> 01:34:20,835 President,Handy, come here,OK 1308 01:34:21,127 --> 01:34:23,671 Sir,yellow speech if you won, OK 1309 01:34:23,671 --> 01:34:26,466 blue one,if you... 1310 01:34:27,383 --> 01:34:28,676 Should I out of you eyeline,Sir 1311 01:34:31,054 --> 01:34:32,096 Ah, come on 1312 01:34:34,057 --> 01:34:35,350 Hey,how are you doing? How are you doing? 1313 01:34:50,490 --> 01:34:54,202 In the 240 years history of our favourable Mooseport, 1314 01:34:54,494 --> 01:34:57,747 There has never been a more exciting Mayoral race. 1315 01:35:01,042 --> 01:35:03,127 President, Handy 1316 01:35:07,382 --> 01:35:12,845 I tell you citizens, the new Mayor of Mooseport is... Monrol Cole 1317 01:35:20,937 --> 01:35:21,980 Oh, thank you 1318 01:35:24,816 --> 01:35:29,362 As I'm sure you won't know, This was Mooseport largest election turn-out. 1319 01:35:29,237 --> 01:35:30,238 How big is the margin? 1320 01:35:30,488 --> 01:35:33,282 Tight,real tight.but win is the thing 1321 01:35:33,491 --> 01:35:34,909 It was so close 1322 01:35:35,159 --> 01:35:36,577 It's something,right Yeah 1323 01:35:38,079 --> 01:35:42,125 The president won by one vote. 1324 01:35:41,958 --> 01:35:43,710 Won by one vote 1325 01:35:44,043 --> 01:35:45,253 One vote? 1326 01:35:45,294 --> 01:35:46,671 Oh,my God 1327 01:35:52,593 --> 01:35:53,219 My vote 1328 01:35:53,344 --> 01:35:58,725 The 23rd Mayor of Mooseport... Monrol Eagle Cole 1329 01:36:02,145 --> 01:36:03,062 Thank you very much, Morris 1330 01:36:05,231 --> 01:36:06,357 Thank you everybody 1331 01:36:08,026 --> 01:36:09,193 Ladies and gentlemen 1332 01:36:10,403 --> 01:36:17,201 Once again, a great American electoral process as... 1333 01:36:25,585 --> 01:36:27,045 folks 1334 01:36:26,961 --> 01:36:29,380 You know,little while ago 1335 01:36:29,505 --> 01:36:35,094 A person who has been with me for years, a person I trust like no one else 1336 01:36:35,845 --> 01:36:38,181 Remind me of my principles 1337 01:36:39,265 --> 01:36:42,644 Shoot some sense to me, so I have a confession to make 1338 01:36:43,061 --> 01:36:48,316 I said that I would vote for Handy, I...I didn't. 1339 01:36:49,233 --> 01:36:50,401 I vote for myself 1340 01:36:55,365 --> 01:37:02,121 So, my first act as Mayor is to turn the job over to the right winner...Handy Harrison 1341 01:37:03,039 --> 01:37:04,248 Handy,Come on with me, applause for Handy 1342 01:37:13,925 --> 01:37:15,009 Mr President, I... 1343 01:37:17,553 --> 01:37:19,847 I have a confession to make also... 1344 01:37:24,811 --> 01:37:26,396 I vote for myself too 1345 01:37:26,396 --> 01:37:27,188 What Oh 1346 01:37:29,273 --> 01:37:30,817 I want you a fair vote, Mr President 1347 01:37:33,569 --> 01:37:39,951 So my first act as a Mayor is to turn the job back to the right winner...Mr Monrol Cole 1348 01:37:45,707 --> 01:37:50,753 Cloud isn't bidding you, is he? No,not this one,Sir 1349 01:37:51,337 --> 01:37:52,964 All right, I accept 1350 01:37:58,803 --> 01:38:03,933 Tell her we call Jame House for 20 Mills. 1351 01:38:03,725 --> 01:38:09,314 Yes, please do,and tell them to send me half. 1352 01:38:10,606 --> 01:38:12,317 Say you in DC 1353 01:38:18,614 --> 01:38:21,951 Any sign of her? Yes, Sir,agent Cloud found her. she is in airport 1354 01:38:21,826 --> 01:38:23,953 Airport? come on ,let's move. 1355 01:38:27,206 --> 01:38:31,753 Sally,ah...I don't know 1356 01:38:31,627 --> 01:38:34,339 Hey,Handy,nice try Thanks,thank you 1357 01:38:34,213 --> 01:38:37,133 Bye,Handy Hi,Sophy 1358 01:38:40,428 --> 01:38:46,976 Look, Sally, how are doing? Hum, gorgeous 1359 01:38:49,228 --> 01:38:54,567 Hey, Handy, how well you did.I can't believe it. Thank you.Thank you Reuben 1360 01:38:54,651 --> 01:38:55,985 I vote for you 1361 01:38:56,944 --> 01:39:00,365 How? You even don't like me.Sorry 1362 01:39:09,624 --> 01:39:14,420 No,please,pleaes,pleaes No. 1363 01:39:16,923 --> 01:39:17,924 Oh,nice 1364 01:39:27,809 --> 01:39:33,398 Ladies and gentlemen, 27 to Dalars delayed. 1365 01:39:34,273 --> 01:39:37,235 Please bear with us as we will let you know as soon as we know. 1366 01:39:38,736 --> 01:39:41,739 Grace,Grace 1367 01:39:42,156 --> 01:39:43,199 Here,Mr President 1368 01:39:47,161 --> 01:39:48,204 What are you doing here? 1369 01:39:48,705 --> 01:39:50,832 I gave you my notice ,remember? 1370 01:39:50,832 --> 01:39:52,208 Grace,come back 1371 01:39:52,709 --> 01:39:53,418 No 1372 01:39:57,630 --> 01:39:58,423 No 1373 01:39:59,382 --> 01:40:02,093 Grace,look at me 1374 01:40:02,802 --> 01:40:07,056 Swear to God,I will never have more than one sugar in my coffee for the rest of my life if you sitll have me 1375 01:40:08,349 --> 01:40:09,225 And no salt 1376 01:40:12,687 --> 01:40:16,316 A former president of the United States is down on his knees 1377 01:40:27,535 --> 01:40:28,911 That's no hand-shake,either 1378 01:40:30,913 --> 01:40:32,957 I'll go down my knees again No,no 1379 01:40:35,793 --> 01:40:40,256 You certainly take the time. What if my plane left 1380 01:40:40,089 --> 01:40:43,468 Oh,you haven't heard, I'm a Mayor now 1381 01:40:45,345 --> 01:40:50,642 This is Cloud,clear the plane. Turnout today I have a litte bit poll here this airport 1382 01:40:51,809 --> 01:40:56,189 27 passangers,we now have been cleard for take off. 1383 01:40:57,023 --> 01:40:59,067 Congratulations, Mr President 1384 01:41:00,068 --> 01:41:03,446 That would be,congratulations,Mr Mayor 1385 01:41:05,657 --> 01:41:06,783 Congratulations,Mr Mayor 1386 01:41:14,248 --> 01:41:15,375 come on 1387 01:41:20,338 --> 01:41:22,048 You doing the plumbing for the whole town now? 1388 01:41:23,174 --> 01:41:24,550 No, I came to see you 1389 01:41:24,634 --> 01:41:25,677 Do the drain 1390 01:41:26,511 --> 01:41:27,804 Just one second 1391 01:41:31,683 --> 01:41:36,270 Look,Sally,I was preparing for the whole speach. 1392 01:41:36,688 --> 01:41:37,522 What 1393 01:41:42,944 --> 01:41:48,658 I was going to prepare the whole speech, OK,but, I think,you know, despite it, if Ijust say this at the monment 1394 01:41:48,616 --> 01:41:52,412 All right, the truth is you are beautiful. 1395 01:41:52,328 --> 01:41:55,248 And you're smart and wonderful 1396 01:41:56,541 --> 01:42:00,920 And I'm not, I'm not 1397 01:42:00,795 --> 01:42:03,923 Handy Hang on,'cos I'm in the monment now 1398 01:42:04,924 --> 01:42:09,095 This whole thing,it makes me take a prety hard look at myself 1399 01:42:10,805 --> 01:42:12,932 And I'm not smart and I'm not beautiful,but... 1400 01:42:14,809 --> 01:42:17,979 But help,I just beat the most popular president in history 1401 01:42:18,062 --> 01:42:21,774 So maybe I'm OK 1402 01:42:21,691 --> 01:42:25,153 Almost, you almost beat him 1403 01:42:25,820 --> 01:42:28,656 Sally, between me and you, just,all the secret, 1404 01:42:29,490 --> 01:42:34,245 I beat him.Did you think I swallow the word for myself after I told the whole town,I wouldn't 1405 01:42:35,872 --> 01:42:36,748 You give it away? 1406 01:42:37,957 --> 01:42:38,583 Why? 1407 01:42:38,833 --> 01:42:41,461 Because,because he needs it,I don't 1408 01:42:42,337 --> 01:42:43,046 I... 1409 01:42:46,341 --> 01:42:47,175 I only need you. 1410 01:42:49,385 --> 01:42:52,639 That's..that's my speech 1411 01:42:54,223 --> 01:42:54,932 Handy 1412 01:42:57,810 --> 01:43:00,563 Hold on, I got,I got something 1413 01:43:01,272 --> 01:43:02,690 Dirt? No 1414 01:43:04,484 --> 01:43:05,318 That's dirty. 1415 01:43:07,945 --> 01:43:09,238 I got to know how you feel. 1416 01:43:18,831 --> 01:43:20,792 Is that, I ask yours Yes 1417 01:43:23,628 --> 01:43:27,006 It's dirty,but it's beautiful It's beautiful 1418 01:43:27,382 --> 01:43:32,804 It's big and it's not just one diamond, diamonds aroud the side.It's diamond and mud 1419 01:43:32,720 --> 01:43:36,891 Oh, did I say, in the speech,I forgot the whole part about how much I love you 1420 01:43:37,725 --> 01:43:44,440 I didn't say,but,yes, There's no...I make a word thing,but you can't measure. 1421 01:43:44,565 --> 01:43:54,867 It's like, like you take the sun, you can take the heat from that sun and you put all of that in a love container 1422 01:43:56,411 --> 01:43:57,704 Got it You got it -Yes 1423 01:43:58,371 --> 01:44:03,209 But you said yes, anyway, so this is all extral,like bonus 1424 01:44:03,376 --> 01:44:05,253 My heart beating fast. Let's go 1425 01:44:05,878 --> 01:44:07,588 Plunger, come on, come on 1426 01:44:07,505 --> 01:44:11,551 How can you be a sewer? that's,you kown, things happen to me 1427 01:44:12,719 --> 01:44:14,679 Did I have a word you're wearing a false? 1428 01:44:18,641 --> 01:44:20,184 Oh, my God,are you ok? 1429 01:44:20,935 --> 01:44:23,604 You did it again I barely touch you 1430 01:44:24,397 --> 01:44:29,944 Ok, look,you know,if this marriage's going to work, you're going to belike how strong you are.OK 1431 01:44:29,819 --> 01:44:31,738 You are stronger than me,accept it. 1432 01:44:31,738 --> 01:44:33,448 I'm not stronger than you Yes, you are. 1433 01:44:33,489 --> 01:44:37,910 I'm a girl. -That right,so we heard physically animal.Come on, boys 1434 01:44:37,869 --> 01:44:41,331 Wow, what about this? Bowl on my head. 1435 01:44:39,662 --> 01:44:45,460 A bowl on you, it's wider,but it's nice 1436 01:44:45,835 --> 01:44:46,627 Excuse me, ladies 1437 01:44:48,379 --> 01:44:49,047 Is Handy here? 1438 01:44:49,172 --> 01:44:52,050 Handy,you got company 1439 01:44:55,720 --> 01:44:57,263 Hey, how are you doing? 1440 01:44:57,930 --> 01:45:03,978 Congratulations, Handy.You almost beat the most popular president in history 1441 01:45:03,936 --> 01:45:05,813 Oh, you know how failings,right? 1442 01:45:05,730 --> 01:45:06,773 Are you kidding? 1443 01:45:06,731 --> 01:45:10,693 Let me cut the trees.What are you doing in about 2 years? 1444 01:45:10,943 --> 01:45:14,614 Wait a minute How about governor Harrison sounds to you 1445 01:45:14,656 --> 01:45:20,662 Gouvernor? what? Yeah, no, thank you 1446 01:45:20,620 --> 01:45:22,372 We have got a real possibility here 1447 01:45:22,622 --> 01:45:27,835 I...listen,thank you very much,I appreciate that you thinked about me,but 1448 01:45:27,960 --> 01:45:31,214 I...I can't happier who I am 1449 01:45:31,381 --> 01:45:32,924 well,I respect that 1450 01:45:32,924 --> 01:45:36,052 OK, Have a good day 1451 01:45:39,806 --> 01:45:43,393 Hey, hold on one second. Let me just ask 1452 01:45:44,644 --> 01:45:48,481 Can a gouvernor kind tell a Mayor what to do? 1453 01:45:50,400 --> 01:45:51,693 Oh, yeah 1454 01:45:54,821 --> 01:45:58,992 Oh,It's hurt,I told you. 114226

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